Watch What Crappens - #3353 Summer House S10E14 Part 2: Freedom Fried

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapLindsay makes her Freedom Dinner annual on Summer House, and it’s Kyle’s turn to get roasted. Time for battle! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to watch our crap and the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So, um, band's like, well, you know, she doesn't spat. She's just like chill. She wears a heart on her sleeve and a collar on her neck.

I mean, it's perfect for me because I don't get my head ever. Because she's constantly reassuring me of where we're at, which I didn't realize was actually. very important to me. Okay. That sounds extremely annoying, because you know Sabrina's like, where are we? What are you thinking?

How are you feeling right now? How are you feeling? Here's how I'm feeling. I'm totally, ugh. Yeah, she's, of course,

can be super sweet to you right now because, A, if she doesn't, you're going to get steely cold with her, which we already have seen. And second of all,

she wants to be on this TV show. She's like, just putting in my deposits, putting in my deposits to like, be a full-time cast member on Summerhouse. Yeah,

he's saying, Well, I haven't said I love you to her yet. So I'll say that. And then maybe I'll ask you to be my girlfriend at the same time. You know, it's a big moment. I haven't said I love you in fucking 15 years. Oh, that's something. You get an award for being emotionally inaccessible.

Go see a therapist, all right? And it's not that big of a deal to call yourself, to call yourself boyfriend, girlfriend, okay? He's like, like, do you want, all right, is she your girlfriend? I have to say, I love you first. No, you don't. You don't. Get out of here, you fucked why.

I can't stand this guy. Ben. So this is the end of his storyline, basically. You know, they're like, give Ben a monologue. So he's like, yeah, I'd love to be free and easy luck. Oh, I'm in. I can't even read this. It's just he had a girlfriend in high school.

He had, his dad, he's saying his dad was very religious, like born again. Here it is. So he was, you know, like, you don't have sex before marriage. And so his whole life, the dad was like, when you get older, there's going to be things and decisions you've got to make, which I won't agree with. But just so you know, I'll always. love you. But then I had an indiscretion with a high school girlfriend and he didn't talk to me for years. So, yeah, I don't use that word lightly. Well, he probably wouldn't have had a problem

if you said, I'm in love with, I'm in love with this person and committed to this person. It was the sex, not the saying I love you part. You know what I do? Yeah, so, so what Ben is basically saying is that his dad withheld love and his dad was really fucked up because of it. and something that he's had to deal with. So he's going to rectify the, uh, the traumas of the past by withholding love as well. Got it.

Okay. Like, you're really good today. You're really on the, I'm really on one. You're really on the psychotherapy beat today. I love it. But yeah,

he doesn't realize he's perpetuating the cycle. Come on now. Yeah. Um, so, but otherwise, you know, I do blame religion literally for everything,

including long lives, long lines. McDonald's. I'm like, I guess the answer is yes to that. But this was actually interesting, believe it or not. I did find this interesting because now I had a greater context to why he is awful. And now we see like he literally has this overbearing religious father and that's messed him up for sure. Yeah, but I get that like, okay, well, I'm not going to say I love somebody because my daddy will get mad at me, but you're still fucking people left and right. So what's the difference? I don't, how's that punishing your dad?

It's only punishing the women, you know? I don't know. This sounds like bullshit to me is what I'm saying. Yeah. Unless he was like, well, my dad is so religious and then it's forced me into being a virgin for all these years to please my dad. But he's not. He's just not saying, I love you to people. He's screwing over women instead of, like, by just using them for sex instead of saying, I love you to please his dad who got mad at him for having sex.

So now he's having, I don't know. It's not peeing with me, but I don't really trust. then anyway. So yeah, I just there's some I don't I just don't trust this guy. I'm telling you. So Jesse is like, well listen, I was really excited for the potential of you and I being the single guys ripping it up. But if there's one person, I'm happy to see to lose you to, it's Sabrina. Also, you can tell her to stop texting me. 20 text messages a day that I haven't responded. That should usually be a signal to pump the brakes, Sabrina. Sabrina, the teenage text her. Am I right? Oh, mate. That means a lot. Thanks, brother. And let me tell you,

she loves you too, just so you know. He's like, yeah, yeah, I could, I could feel it. I can feel it. It's terrifying. It's terrifying. I'm not going to lie to you. You tell her, maybe. By now the less like some of my Instagram, super weird. Like sometimes she'll like a post and then she'll unlike it and re-like it again. Like I saw that you liked it. Okay, so now we have the scene that I think we all cringe. right through and this is Mia and Amanda sitting in beach chairs and Mia's asking how Amanda's weekend alone was. I mean it's like it was fabulous. It's the best weekend of my whole life. You know, I needed it, but you're like, how was after soft bar by the way? You guys ended up going

for drinks, you know? And Amanda and Mia's like, yeah. And so Amanda's like, what happened with that? It's like, well, first of all, you're a bitch because you left me. You were supposed to come with me. So I guess was it implied that Mia and Amanda were supposed to go along to this double date thing with No, but it was a double, it was like the double date and then I guess people invited after like at the soft bar thing, like added people on. And Amanda's like, well, I didn't go because I just felt like so in wanting. And we see flashback to three days ago where Jesse being like, are you going to go to this thing? It's like, that's just so weird. Like, I don't think I got an invite. Yeah, I wasn't sure really what was going on, but she obviously did not attend something.

And the double date was like, so it was like, so it was the double date was supposed to be Ben and Sabrina with Sierra and West, right? Yeah, they were going to go out after the soft bar. And then I guess other people were added on. And Amanda was like, well, I'm not going to go because I didn't, I didn't get invited. And I think it was just everybody there was like, are we going to go to this thing? Come on, let's all go. And she was like, no, now it's a date. Because now she has. has it in her mind. Like, oh, now I'll be showing up on their date. Yeah. So she's like, the last thing I would ever do is just like invite Sierra and Wes out on like an intimate date. They like just became friends. Meas like, but yeah, I think it's too soon. You know, she goes, yeah, because like even if they did get back together, I don't know. Like, I just not, they don't seem like they would be, I wouldn't be happy with that. And just literally what would make me the happiest person in the whole entire world, the whole, the whole, the happy. would be like if they were good, right?

She says something like that. She's like, well, if they got back together, I'd be happy about it. But, you know, only if he's ready because he's not ready, you know? And my thing is he needs to be fucking ready. You know, it's him, not her. And she's, Mia's like, yeah, I mean, he needs to be all the way in. And he can't just, you know, fuck her again like that. She's like, yeah, I'm very wary of him.

Mm-hmm. I'm sure you are. I'm sure you are very wary of him watching him going on these little double dates and watching him over there flirting with Sierra right now. I bet it's really boiling your bunny. So Mia says that, you know, she says, you know, it's my concern that and like it's not Sierra at all. It's like making sure that West doesn't find his way back in and then be like, oh, well, I'm actually not ready to do anything too serious right now, which is, of course, what we know would have happened anyway regardless of this scandal. So Amanda's like, yeah, because, you know, like, Sierra is, like, very special. She's a very special, incredible person.

And you need to treat her differently than any other woman in the world. Like, until a man is capable of doing that, I don't trust anyone with her heart. It's like, oh, this is not aging well. The music they were playing during this was so funny, too. It was like, oh, sucker. If the music could have had lyrics, it would have been like, Soca, Soca!

She's like, you know, I would die for that girl. And the way that I'd cut West off in one fucking second, if she looked at me, like, if she gave me one look, I'd be like, I'm going to attack, girl. No. Cut it out. I just kept in hearing Annie Lennox. What?

Like, why are you saying these things? Why are you saying these things? Oh, Mark. God, they're not going. But meanwhile, it turns out if he gave you one look, you'd cut her the fuck off, which is what happened. That's exactly right. So now it's later.

West is taking photos of Sierra. People are dancing and taking selfies. Ben gets in the water. And Sierra goes to have the talk with Kyle. So she's like, well, the couple's therapy this week. Yeah. And do you guys, like, feel like you're in a better state than you were? He's like, well, yeah, she took the sheer, I mean, she went.

So the sheer fact that she wanted all. I was like, I mean, we're in a way better place. You know, I think the real question is like, are we both going to put in the effort? She's like, um, yeah, look, well, we met up, obviously, like, right after you guys had, like, couple's therapy. And, like, I don't know, sometimes, like, it sounds like, it's, what was her demeanor? Well, like, she was happy to go and, like, finally be able to say everything. But, like, at the same time, like, we were talking about it. And I feel like your frustration exists because, like, you guys have never, like, had a moment.

You know, like you live on top of each other. You know, you used to work together. Your office is right there. And I'm like, look, would it be a crazy idea if you guys just like physically just like separated for a month? And he's just stay silent. Like, okay. Now you're going to break up. Now a man is going to break up with me on TV through one of her friends, which is basically what's happening.

Because Sierra's like, okay, you don't want to separate. I'll get you separated on TV. Don't you worry. I'll do it. I'll do it for you. Yeah. I feel like this was. a bit of an overstep from Sierra just a little bit like it's just it's a dicey thing or it's almost

like I wouldn't tell both parties like tell one party and then let them handle it but don't tell both of them I don't know why I see why she's doing it because she did tell Amanda and Amanda was like well Kyle never go for it so she's like okay fine I'll talk to Kyle but yeah that's isn't your I mean I get it she's like sick of it yeah she's sick of it she's been hearing it and it's like so uncomfortable in this house it's like fuck it I'm just going to tell them you guys got a breakup because by the way we all feel it right but it's like uh it's just a tricky it's a tricky thing to say to say i think it's tricky to say it to both parties i don't know why i almost feel like it's one thing to tell like your friend be like maybe you should propose this but like at that point

you told your friend you like here's my advice and now it's like you've given this advice to your friend and they have to go and they have to go do it they have to propose it to their partner and i think doing it on both sides you run the risk of just seeming like someone who wants them to break up. Yeah, giving your opinion, I think is valid. I mean, I think that Amanda's basically been asking for this for years. And I think all the girls have been, you know, all the close friends to Amanda have been like, okay, you guys need, this is not okay anymore, you know.

But Amanda's really been selling it this season. She's like, yeah, it's time for you guys to separate. It's time for you guys to separate. It's time to separate. And now she's like, okay, it's not working. So I'm going to go to Kyle. I'm going to go straight to Kyle. I was like, damn.

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap. commercial. So, he just stays silent. She's like, I mean, I know you guys love each other, you know, but like, you know, this is bringing bad stuff upon you guys. And he's like, well, wait, have you talked to her about us taking some time away? Or is this a fresh idea?

And she's like, yeah, it's not fresh. I'm sorry. What did she say? Well, she said she would be open to that, but she didn't think you would be open to that. So I'm just like a broker. I'm a divorce broker. Yeah. So, I get five percent.

whatever whatever the divorce maybe maybe this was more of the overstep saying she would be open to that maybe she sure her sponsor been like it's not really my place to say this for you guys have that conversation but i just i i floated around because we're all in this fucking house watching you guys be miserable and it's ruining everyone's summer and you're the king of summer should be fun and you're ruining it for all of us so you guys fix this like maybe that's what the approach should have been but her saying yeah should be open to that maybe like it's so that's such a a tricky thing with like a marriage. I don't know. I wouldn't.

It wasn't the biggest. Like, I just would have been like, I don't know if I would have waited on that. Yeah, and Carl's like, I'm kind of shocked. I mean, the fact that there's separation conversations happening within our friend group, unbeknownst to me, while we're trying our best to put our foot forward in therapy.

I mean, it's just hardening. Like, we're supposed to be putting it all out there with the therapist and now it feels like there's an elephant in the room, and I'm second guessing what we're even doing. I mean, come on. And I mean, I get that. It's like, okay, so we've been going to therapy to be honest with each other. But meanwhile, this whole time she's been talking about leaving me and she's not telling me.

Like, what the hell? Yeah. I mean, on the other hand, Amanda's been threatening to leave him for like years. So it's not like this should be that new to him. So he's like, well, when did you talk to her? When you walk the dog, I mean, look, you said she's receptive. I mean, that's just scary. She goes, yeah, it's not easy for me to say either.

Like, look, let me just tell you, this divorce is really hard on me. Look at KJ over there. Look, he can't even stay awake. It's not hard on anybody than KJ. Oh, my God. KJ. This divorce is going to break KJ. He's like, it's going to break him.

Different spaces. So, Kyle is like, I'm just a lover, boy. Go back to bed, KJ. Why is he crawling into a refrigerator? It's my comfy face. So, Sierra's like,

look, I just don't want you guys to be so fucking miserable. Like, you don't deserve to be miserable. You know, it's like, I just, I don't know what exactly she wants if I'm being honest. And then cut to Dara, saying, this bathing suit is riding up my anal cavity,

you know? I'm Darren. So, now, Sierra is pointing to band. They're just making jokes at each other. She's like, oh, my God,

you look like somebody for the Adams Fab. So now it's time to go. Ben, when his hair is wet, looks like George Washington, which is the gist of that, which was funny. But yeah. Whenever it comes to Ben, I start, my eyes just kind of cloud over, and I start skipping the paragraph.

So sorry. So Carl's like, oh, we're going to stay back, guys. You guys can head back. No worries. But I'm going to stay back here for a minute. Oh, my God. Carl's nervous about dinner. So back at the house.

Everyone's arriving. Levi doesn't have a towel. Bailey's telling her that her vagina's out. Chef's arrive and Lindsay's like, hello, chefs. The kitchen's right in here. I'm gonna go get ready real quick. I'll let you do your thing. And then it was just sort of funny because later on when Lindsay comes back, the chef was like, hey, you get cleaned up real nice. I was like, excuse me, sir. Just stick to chop and asparagus. This chef was something else. He comes in like, he won't smile. He's just like, whatever. I love a surly chef. So now people are getting ready for dinner. And Amanda's like, oh my God, Wes, your hair is ridiculous. You just wear your hair like that.

He's like, you know, well, Sierra told me that my hair sucked twice at dinner already. So I'm injured. So the Ben's on the phone with Sabrina. I say, oh, Sabrina, you're up? She goes, yeah, I'm just in bed. Okay, well, I'm excited to see you tomorrow. Big old squeeze when you get here. She's like, me.

too. I can't wait to get here. Can't wait at all. She hangs up the phone. It's just like I'm hiding on the side of the house. Okay, 12 more hours before I can go inside. Twelve more hours. So Amanda goes by Kyle in their room and doesn't say anything. And he's like, oh, hey, hey, hey, man, hey, man, I'm going to put on some music. Is that okay? And she just doesn't answer him. He's like, uh, Amanda. Manna. Manna. So now Lindsay goes down to the kitchen and that's one of the the chef is like, oh, you clean up nice. She's like, yeah, um, okay, like quick turn around.

How are you doing in here? Like, how long have you been a chef for? He's like 20 plus years. Oh, holy cow, you've been poor that long? Yeah, and I've been cooking for 20 years. Wow. So do you always know that's what you wanted to do? He's like, yeah, it was either that or it was going to be a DJ or it's going to be an architect. Oh, that makes sense.

You know, we have one of those. An architect? No. DJ? Yeah. then Kyle walks in. Hey, what's going on? Follow DJ slash architect. Wow, it's good to see somebody who took the turn I could have taken. You know, I chose right. I'll say that. Loser. Loser. Um, so, uh, Lindsay's like, yeah, he was going to be either a chef or a DJ. You chose a correct path because DJ is not it.

I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Lentzy was just on everybody's ass this whole, episode. I love it because she's like, I've missed half of the summer because I've been taking care of a baby. So I'm cramming all my drama into these episodes that I get to be on. She's just coming in and being an asshole to everybody. So now people start coming in to have dinner. And Levi's like, Carl, what's the vibe going on with you? And she's talking to Bailey. And she's like, what's going on with the vibe with you and Carl? She's like, I don't know. I don't even know if I'm flirting anymore. Oh, jeez. I mean, I don't know. Like, I've shown my interest. I can't do anything more. Now let's just like, like flirting, I guess.

Carl and I have been flirting texting all summer. Look at this. I'll meet you on the corner of 32nd and 6. Okay. We'll see you there. I mean, it's basically like a romance novel. And, you know, I'm just not sure if it's going to be more than texting. Like, maybe it's just floridy texting for the summer.

I'm open to whatever it could become. Here's a little tip from Uncle Ben to you. Learn some magic tricks. He's really into that whole little flush back to Lil. Little flashbacks. Ten lines and magic. My favorite. So now Kyle is laying down with an eye mask on, and Amanda comes into the kitchen.

And Amanda's like, Mother Hubbard, do you need help? Oh, my God, look at Chef Frank, Big Frank in the house. So everybody comes in. It's all smelling gray, so they're all wearing black. Wow. And now they are going to sit down and have some dinner. Well, and but first though, uh, Jesse is, uh, he spills, he spills some like martini on his shirt. And he's like, hey, Bailey, what happens if you spill some like martini on your shirt?

Well, hypothetically speaking, nothing really happens, uh, because it's, you know, clear liquid, you know, but it smells terrible. We got to, we got to dry that off. So she starts like wiping off his shirt. And from this camera angle from behind looks like she's jerking him off. And she's like, I can't even imagine what this looks like from a. different angle. Like, you don't have to imagine it. We're saying it. So now KJ and Sierra are trying on their grills, because their grills were delivered. So they're trying them on. And they look, they look cute. I mean, they've got jewels all over their teeth and stuff. And so now they're ready to go down to dinner. And Carl's like, oh, my God, Bailey, you look great. By the way, it's probably your best outfit of the summer. Probably the best. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I wish you showed off more of those tan lines, but at the same time, I love the modesty that you're showing. Oh, really?

So you like a more modest look then, Carl, right? Yeah. I love modest tan lines. Oh, my God. Have you ever seen someone from 1736 with a tan line? Oh, yeah. Right around their ankles? It's so good.

Well, it's my least slutty, and you're saying it's my best. So you like something more classic is what you're saying. Wait, wait, though. The soft bar, your white dress? That was good. That was really good. And we see her dress that she was wearing a flashback. And she's like, oh, you like that?

But that was completely see-through. Oh, I know. I know. Yeah, when you walk past, I was like, you look great by the way, way, right. Put your modesty on me. But you can see my butt and you like that. Did it look good?

Yeah, but I could see your thong, too. That was like, that's like this, that's like the tan line of underwear. Like, let me see your thong. That thong, the thong, thong. thong. Okay, Carl, that's a bit too much. Well, that was intentional. You're supposed to see the thong. Oh, really? So does the dress come with a thong? No, it's, this isn't, that doesn't work that way. This isn't like a stereo set. Yeah, it's for you to see it. Oh, for me to see it? Well, I mean, you isn't everybody. Oh, it's for everybody to see. Okay. Now, when you're getting ready, are you like looking in the mirror at your ass? You're like, oh my God, I'm wearing a thong. Did this dress come with the thong? Carla, are we really still talking about this?

Do you obviously how dresses work and underwear? Well, no question. When you look at your house in the mirror, how do you actually look at it? Do you look over your left shoulder or right shoulder? Just like walk me through the process. So now everybody sits down to eat and then they're loving the grills. Loving all the grills. And then Amanda sits next to Sierra and gives a strange look and is like kind of mimicking West when he walks away.

And Lindsay's like, oh yeah, everybody. Johnny, just stop. It's time for a speech. Exactly one day, one year ago, I hosted a freedom dinner, and I'm here to tell you, I'm still free. And we see a flashback to last year, like, I see, Carl, thank you for setting me free

so I can go and accomplish my dreams. So Carl's like, well, how did we let you do this again? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And so then West claps. Who clapped? Well, did I dinner dinner? is called the Lost Supper, so we're gonna play a little game. They're like, oh, no, not a fucking game.

Come on, you're just being messy. No, we're gonna play a little game of Lost and Found, so everyone's gonna go around the table and talk about something they've lost recently and something they found. So like Carl lost me, but then he found a bunch of thirsty girls in his DMs. So congratulations, Carl. The way she will just take a swipe at Carl out of left field. It's so funny to me.

It's just like, you never know what it's going to come. And it just, boom, it just arrives. And he's laughing. You know, I know people, the people who do hate Lindsay, I mean, think like, why is she always fucking with Carl? I mean, it's true. But I think Lindsay's, like, love language is fucking with people. I think this is Lindsay trying to be nice to Carl, believe it or not.

Yeah, it's like, it is her weird love language. If he laughs, then it's like safe. So Lindsey goes, well, does he go in any direction that you want to go in? And so Sierra's like, well, yeah, it's going better than last year so far. So they start off with Lindsay says, okay, well, I lost all my timelines, but I found my dream ground. Like, oh, yeah, because we all knew this was just going to be about a way to say like, I have a baby. And then Bailey's turn is, well, I would say when I came in the house, I clearly came out with like a lot of baggage because last summer I lost a really bad, dark relationship that I'm happy was left to the past. and I would say that this summer I found joy again.

Oh, and a thong. Did that thong come with your joy or did you buy it separately? I'm still a little confused. I also found my ability to walk into a sweet greens and order my own salad. Thank you. Wow. That's great. Right.

But also, also don't forget your storyline. You can flirt. The bag of potatoes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I can fit and make out now.

I understand how to do that. If anyone wants to try it on me, I will help. I will happily do it, Carl. Just take the first step. And the Sierra's like, oh my God, should you make out with Carl right now just for fun? They're like, oh, my God, make out, everybody, make out, and make out. Here we go. Wah, wah, wah, wah, so they make out.

And everyone's like, everyone's screaming, going crazy. Like, was it a good kiss? Like, yeah, it's great. Freedom! Okay, okay, well, it's my turn. Well, no, I'm not, I'm just going to say this to the audience. I actually want to, want to make out with her again because, like, it was really a good make out. You know, when you plug your charger in the wall and you just nail it at the first plug in?

It was like that. Wow. I laughed at that. I actually laughed at that. I was like, because I do know what that's like. You should write porn. I know. You should write erotic stories. Falling into her was like getting my charger in the first try.

I do remember. I do remember one time in my old apartment, like parking my car and like going to like the door into the building and like I took out my key and went boom, fresh right into the keyhole, right at like not on first shot. I was like, wow. And then I got to my door. I was like, boom, it was like two in a row.

And I was like, this is the best day ever. I have never. I just like, it's so exciting. I just came. Oh, it was just like that. You gotta warn people before you tell these stories. So West is like, well, I guess that last summer I lost my voice. But this summer, I think what I found was like kind of the ability to like, I don't know, like speak up.

And also I found like a friendship, like a relationship that was clearly lost for a long time. And everyone's like, oh my God, Wes, wow. Wow. And it, like, felt like a zillion pounds off my shoulders because, like, the most important thing is that I make the people in the audience not attack me on Instagram so harshly. So, thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

And Sierra goes, oh, Wesleying. Wesleyan Conrad Wilson. I mean, it's like, yeah. I mean, even that just that speech, I probably couldn't have done last summer. Look, it's, like, really amazing. And Kaj is like, wow. And Sierra's like, no, you couldn't. Wesleyan Conrad Wilson.

Okay. Oh, wow. She's like really so happy. And so then they asked KJ and he says, how he lost his brother when he was a kid and that's always been tough. And his brother was like 17 or 18. And so he never really had an older brother. He's only had sort of like father figure types or older type of men in his life,

but he's never really had bros. And so being able to have like the boys in their like dynamic and feeling comfortable, like, do you understand what? it's like to nap around your bros, like, that's just so special. And I just like, I just like, feel really welcomed here. So it's a cute moment with KJ. And it's like, yeah, everyone's like, KJ. Yeah. The audience was like, oh my God, protect KJ and all gosh. So Sierra's like, okay, that was so pretty. Okay, my turn. So my huge weight off my shoulders that I lost was having to be mad at somebody that I love the most, Westling. And, you know, the thing that I found,

were the bars, yeah. And I was like, yeah, welcome to the Hamptons, by the way. Because a lot of that also had to do with page leaving the show and you guys getting out of bed. Yeah, that's true too. But notably that she says, I no longer had to hate or dislike the person that I genuinely love the most, which is cringy because she's literally saying that to him and he is going to be like, cool, don't care. gonna hurt you. So then, yeah, they're definitely on different

pages here, because I think she's thinking they're gonna, they're kind of like inching back together. Everybody thinks are inching back together. Yeah. And she gets up and they like, she kisses them on the cheek. They have like a nice like hug moment. It's like really nice. And if we didn't know about the scandal, we'd be like, this is so

great that this is going in this direction. No, I wouldn't be. Absolutely not. If this was, if I didn't know about the I would be like, God damn it, Sierra. Stop it. Stop. I would still be yelling at Sierra. I do think, though, that the audience at large would be like, oh, my God, like, this is like nice resolution. Like, it feels like we're moving forward.

So now it's time for Kyle's. And Lynn's like, Kyle lost his wedding ring, but he found a DJ career. Okay, cool. So then there's like, Jesse goes, hey, by the way, Kyle, hey, can I ask you a question? I know you mentioned you got a new manager. I was just curious what the plan is with the DJing and the music stuff. Hope this doesn't kick off some sort of volatile fight. Okay, here you go.

Oh my God, Lindsay's saying that was so cold. And everyone else just went, oh, God, Lindsay. Like, everybody cringed at that, but she's like, ha ha ha ha. She's just cracking up. She just has this huge smile on her face. She's like, nailed it. So, um, Jesse asked that question. Like, what are you going to do?

What's your plan with the DJing stuff? And Amanda goes, oh, he's going to Vegas. Yeah. And they're like, what? And then he gets really serious. And, you know, I get like we've, he's, they've been talking about this the whole season. And I've also been yelling at Kyle the whole season. I get it. And I don't take any of that back. You should still not be telling your wife to fuck off after leaving six months, et cetera. You guys don't need me to repeat myself for the nine millionth time. But it's like he's about to do, he's been working hard at something. We might not respect what it is, but he's been working at hard at something for a long time. But he's been working at hard at something for a long time. and is about to like enter a new kind of plateau, like, not plateau, but like a new stage, a new level. You know what I mean? Yeah. And he doesn't even get to announce it himself.

Amanda does it in a snarky way. And then they all treat it like, fuck this. I feel like if it was anybody else who was like, you guys, I've been working at this thing for like years. And now I'm finally going to get a manager who's going to get me like a residency in Vegas. Everybody really? Wow. Yeah.

It's just like, oh, God. It was weird watching this whole thing play out because I really, despite all the shit that we talked about, despite the scandal that's happening, despite Amanda being a drip, Amanda does not deserve to be caught, does not deserve to have anyone, especially your husband, look at her and say, fuck you, a second time this summer, let alone the first time. And now he doesn't have the excuse of being wasted. He just looks at him and says, fuck you in this argument. I think that's totally unacceptable, totally, totally unacceptable. And I do think that Kyle, like, has contributed to the decay of this marriage hugely by not being present, by traveling. And, like, she's expressed exactly what she needs out of this relationship. And he instead has gone out and continued to party, yada, yada, yada.

But I did feel like weirdly sympathetic towards him during this, despite the terrible things that also happened that he did. Because I feel like what he was trying to say and I was hoping that he would actually say it. was like, I'm trying, I got a manager, I'm treating this like a career so that way I can be more selective so I can spend more time with Amanda rather than doing all these little gigs. I can do some big gigs and make a bunch of money off of it and have more time and get that work life balance. And it seemed like he was trying to say it and I don't want to put words in Kyle's mouth

and I don't wanna, you know, try to give him some sort of like sympathetic, sympathetic hypothetical of what he was saying. But when he kept on saying like, I'm trying to do something that's, so like I can be more selective with what. I'm doing. I'm like, bro, just say you're trying to improve your work-life balance. He could spend more time with your wife. But he kept on saying, he kept on saying it in this way. I was like, oh, you're not doing yourself any favors right now. Well, he said, I'm signing a with the manager that represents some big acts.

And I'm going to be a little more selective than I was in terms of where I put my energy. And I'm going to treat it like a career, not a hobby. And next week, I'm going to Vegas to play Marquis. But it's not just Vegas. I would be selectively choosing where I go now. So is it residency? And he's like, well, we're working on that for 2026. And he's like, okay, well, that's great money then, right? And then Kyle and Amanda are just staring at each other.

Like, she's giving them, like, wide-eyed eyes poking out of her head, stare off, like, kind of smirking at him. And Lindsay says, okay, well, I have a question. Did you even ask Amanda before you made this decision or did you make the decision on your own? And Kyle's like, no, this is something she's been, she's known up and working on. But did you have a conversation as a partner with your wife before you decided? He's like, well, I haven't signed it yet. So the answer is no, Kyle. You did not have a conversation with your wife, which is not good either.

God, this marriage is so decrepit and so flimsy. It's terrible. Like, it's just, they are just so terrible to each other. Well, we saw them have the conversation about it. So he did tell her about it. He did have the conversation with her on camera in their apartment when he was like, I'm talking to this manager. And she was like, well, I didn't marry a deal.

So he did talk to her about it. She just doesn't like it and doesn't support it. And he's going to do it anyway. But it was more like he announced what he was doing. It wasn't like a, hey, this is something I would like to pursue. It was more like, I'm doing this. Well, that's true. Like, get ready.

She let her, she, her feelings were, her feelings are known on the subject. Right. She was not into it. And he's going to do it anyway. And that's it. You know, I wouldn't want to be married to that. Right. I wouldn't want to be married to that.

But they have had the conversation. And it didn't go well. Yikes. So, I was like, well, you know, we're going to have the conversation,

maybe one on one tomorrow. And everybody just starts laughing at him. And Sierra's like, okay. So the rundown. Did you not see the rundown? Like tomorrow afternoon, we sit on two Adironic chairs.

We talk about this, bro. Like, your time fast forwarding our shooting schedule here. Okay. So you're taking on another business venture. Like, that's going to take over everything.

He's like, well, I've been traveling and promoting a lover boy. So, Does everything open up from the pandemic? But this brings me joy and happiness and it pays the bills and I think I'm good at it. So he's saying, I've always been traveling this much. And Amanda only has a problem with it now because it has to do with DJing, you know?

But it's not really. I mean, she had a problem when it was all lover boy too, because that was her last complaint last year was that you're traveling all the time for lover boy. So that looks the same thing. You're giving yourself an excuse to go be drunk in bars with fans instead of being at home. you know right so lindsay's like well where i get confused is how karl can have so many people in his dm's when he's such a pussy sorry also where i also get confused is you guys are like married and you guys have a partnership and you're supposed to be aligned in that partnership about what your future goals are together as a family as a unit and as a team yeah and it just feels like as an

outsider is it well no the dj the djs that i aspire to that i look up to are married with kids and their wives support them like yeah but kyle are you checking in with those djays or trying to find out like, hey, how do you do it? How do you manage it all? No, you're not. Well, they're much more famous and they make a lot of money, you know, doing what they do. So they can go do a couple of gigs and then come back with a ton of money. It's probably now. So Lindsay's like, yeah, but they were already DJs before they were married with kids, Kyle.

Hmm. So Amanda's like, she gives that look. And so Lindsay's like, look, which is funny, by the way, because we're seeing other people fight Amanda's fights. and we saw other people fighting West fights. So this is sort of how they operate, which is no wonder that they found each other. So Lindsay is like, well, like, you do have this career without talking to your wife about it,

and now you're continuing to progress it. He's like, I just don't understand why my love for playing music for people has been the butt of every fucking joke this summer. Because it's funny. It's funny. Because you're like, you're like a 43-year-old guy who gave up his corporate job to be a DJ.

That's inherently funny. whether or not you're good at it or whether or not you're successful has nothing to do with the fact that it is funny. Yeah. He's like, I just don't know. Yeah, I don't get it. And he's like slamming the table. It's not a joke. My whole point is that when you're in a partnership and you're supposed to talk.

And Amanda goes, we're supposed to be a team. Yeah, and have a family together. And this is why Amanda at the fucking reunion was like, I want to have a family with someone who wants to have a family. And we see a flashback of that. And she's, Lindsay's like, you're not showing those traits. And, you know, you're just showing that you want to go have a residency in Vegas. and that DJing is more important than having a family. And so I get where she's coming from.

And he's like, that's not true. She's not ready to have a kid. And you can't, you can blame me all you want. She's like, no, and I have talked to her about it. Blast me all you want. You know, I did not push back at the reunion when she said that. And that, and that hurt because you are not ready and you know that. Okay, okay.

And she also said that to me. He's like, well, do not blame this on me. Well, I'm not pulling it, putting it on you. And I never have. And Amanda's like, well, forget about the kid. remove the kids and the family from it all. Oh, wow, God forbid I do something that I enjoy. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, well, the last seven years of my life, I've worked my ass off with no joy, and I'll have some joy.

Yeah, but this is your family right here, and you're not making decisions together, it's my point. He's like, I'm under attack. This is how I felt as long. But by the way, also, Kyle's like, constant refrain is like, I never got to have any fun when it's like 10, years of him getting wasted on this TV show, flopping around, you know, stumbling around the house late at night. Like, you are having, you, Kyle, you get to have your fun. You know, and here's my honest opinion. And this is, this opinion has remained consistent.

He has the absolute right to do that. If he wants to party every night and he wants to be a DJ, there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, sure, we're going to make fun of it. I agree. But he should be able to do that. He just needs to be with somebody who also wants to do that. And he's just not with somebody who's just not with somebody who's. they're just not compatible you know they just aren't yes who wants to get stoned and watch tv every

she needs like a ronnie you know she needs a me and you know he needs i don't know i don't know what he needs but some crazy ass who wants to go out every night and get shit faced they're out there yeah i think yeah no i agree and that's the thing is that they're everyone's trying to fit a square peg into a circular hole circular square peg into a square circular hole and it just none of the this advice really is going to ultimately work because it's just not a relationship that ever had longevity attached to it. It just sort of had inertia and that's it. So now Kyle, but now Kyle is he's like, I feel under attack. This is how I felt this. This is how I felt all wrong. And it's like, I was like, I had such mixed emotions watching this because on the one hand I was, this is where

I felt sympathetic. That's like, this is a private thing between me and Amanda and we're just like hanging on by a thread. We're trying to work on this through therapy. And now this is, you're like confronting me about this. And there's. There's like things going on in our relationship that I'm like trying to protect the world from da da da da da da da. I don't feel like talking about it right now. This was to be a light fun dinner. And now you're like, you're like,

you're coming at me so hard. But at the same time, I also feel like, Kyla's kind of fragile and like the moment that he does have a mirror put up to him because some of the stuff that Lindsay's saying is true too. Like these are decisions you should be making with your life. Well, everything's just saying is true. Yeah.

I think everything is saying is true. I'm like stop being so fragile and just like listen and just, you know, So it's like I understand his frustration. I also feel like it's like when he is faced this he does have a pattern of like when he is faced with hard truths. He flips out and says, I just want to have fun. I just want to be me. And it's like a bro, just like chill out. I think that's true.

But on the other hand, first of all, everything that they're saying is true. Yes, all this is correct information to be telling a husband about, you know, his wife. But on the other hand, from how he's looking at it is like, okay. So I get told off at the beginning. beginning of the summer. I sign us up for therapy. I start going to therapy. I'm trying to be nice to Amanda every weekend. She's still being a cold asshole to me. She goes to therapy with me, but then I find out she's talking to somebody else about leaving me that she's not bringing up into therapy. And now I find out that she's talking to fucking Lindsay, who she hates about me.

And so from how he's seeing it, he's seeing Amanda go from person to person to bitch about Kyle. And he's getting all of the, all of the cast to kind of come after Kyle. And meanwhile, Amanda's getting away with doing nothing in their marriage and then just sitting there smirking while everybody tells him off, which is what she's doing. I mean, she's sitting there, like, giving this little wide-eyed smile while everybody's telling him off. Like, she's loving it. So I think from his end, he's like, well, fuck this. Like, now Amanda's, like, playing everybody against me, and you all are sitting here acting like she's, like, the ultimate victim when what the hell does she do? And so he goes off in this, like, so he starts losing his mind now. And, um,

He's like, don't gang up on me. And they're like, we're not ganging up. And Ben's like, guys, if there's a manager, the manager's job is trying to make sure he does good jobs less often. And what he's saying is he's been running around the country all the time, taking whatever he can to build a career, you know? And Kyle just looks at a man and goes, fuck you. And she's like, Kyle, why? God. It's like, Kyle.

You know, and this is when I'm like, see, I can't even stand up for you in my mind. Yeah. Because then you turn around and you do something like that. Yeah, exactly. And I'm so glad you brought the point about like how he's also reacting to the stuff that he just learned from Sierra earlier the day because he's really feeling like, oh, here I thought we were making progress. And actually Amanda's going around telling like complaining about me. And now it's getting to the point where she's like thinking about moving out. And he's just like feeling really frustrated by that. So like I really felt that and I understood that. But then he does this. And you're like, but bro, like you also need to be able to like listen and hear things. And like that is something that we've witnessed time and time and time again. And Amanda last year or two years ago was like, I just want to have like, I want to start my own little business. He's like, but why? And then he, of all the people that, the, what came out of that conversation of Amanda saying that she wanted to start a business was him actually starting a DJ career. He actually used that conversation to start a new career and while also simultaneously keeping her down. And so it's like, it's actually so interesting because it's like you're constantly like, I have sympathy for what he's going through.

And then I'm also reminded of like the ways that he's contributed and been awful to the situation. And I'm like, I don't know what to do with this. But right now, the moment when he says, fuck you to her, I'm like, you're going to, now you've lost. You've lost the argument because you just can't do that. Yeah, he's such a baby. Oh, my God. And I think that's why he's saying, fuck you to her. Because he's like, okay, so now you've turned everybody.

You've gone to every single person in this house. And now they're all coming at me after dinner. Like, congratulations, you know. But even if you feel that way, saying fuck you to your wife. I mean, what is wrong with you? You're never going to win like this, Kyle. You idiot. So Amanda's like, you're blanking out, Kyle.

And he's like, I don't even know what this is about. And Lindsay's like, the fuck yous are not okay, Kyle. And then West pulls up his chair and he sits right behind Amanda, like the bodyguard. Like, this is not okay, you know. And I've said this summer, don't say that, mister. That's the one thing I've stood up for this summer. He's like proud. He's like, I've been a pussy about everything, but this.

But then West pulling that chair over and then sitting like behind Amanda, like, like don't talk to my lady i was like okay this is this something is going on here that is that body language like he west does not do that ever ever ever ever look i had to burp i was so so so stressed burp so mad it's like i'm not even chiming into the conversation kyle lindsay's saying it's not her it's me geez she hasn't even said anything to me which isn't true and kyle's like all right guys you know what then stop making fucking mouth out of malls like this is ridiculous okay and then west goes talk to lindsay don't look at amanda you're fine and i'm like what is going on with west this this is if this was if they

were not already banging at this point because i used to not really think anything was happening but now i'm starting to feel like at this point maybe something was happening but if they weren't then the emotional affair has definitely started at this point so lindsay is like oh my god i'm just saying and he's like yeah well you know she says i'm just saying in a partnership and he goes well, we don't have one. If you haven't caught the drift, we don't have a partnership. And then Amanda's like, okay, this is not a table conversation. Okay, now it's not.

You've been fine with it the rest of the summer. And he's like, no, in a partner, now that it's turning to her, right? So he's like, not in a partnership, we pull weight. Amanda pulls no weight. And I'm fucking losing my mind. I'll smack tables all the fuck I want. You have no fucking idea. You don't know what I deal with.

And Carl stands up. He's like, oh, Joe. chill the fuck out chill the fuck out it's like no fuck you man so Kyle gets up and then and then Kyle gets up and then West gets up and then Carl gets up and go oh chill the fuck fuck out chill the fuck out okay like don't scream in front of in front of like all these people don't do it's not right because yeah fuck you fuck you fuck you oh why don't stop stop stop she's wearing a thong don't do it in front of her thong so he leaves the house Kyle like storms out of the house and Carl just keeps falling him

He's like, stop and he goes, oh yeah, fuck I fuck you, Carl. And he's like, fuck me. Oh, yeah, fuck me. Then fuck you. You're gonna break a little. Carl, he's his shit. It's like Carl is his shit. Yeah, Carl started losing his shit.

I started laughing so hard because this is so Carl. And they showed the clip of it earlier this season when Kyle and Carl were both coming at Luke at the batting cages. And Carl's like, oh, yeah, hold me back. Hold me back. Home me back. Yeah. Come me back. Oh, me back.

Carl only gets like really big in a fight when someone's holding him back. Then he knows he's being held back. But then so he's like, oh, oh, you're going to throw something. Oh, come on. And Kyle like throws a lover boy at the door or something like that. It's so funny because they really were making it seem like this fight was going to be about the investing in soft bar. So I was just like waiting for that to like come to a head. But actually it turns out it was Kyle losing his mind and them trying to calm him down.

And that's all it was. And then Carl losing his mind. mind because he sees his chance to have a fit now that he's been trying to have all summer that he hasn't been able to have so he's just going to have it now oh lord what a show we'll see what happens next week wow exciting times yeah all right everybody thanks so much for being here go grab tickets for the cabaret in new york on june 5th at 930 p.m and we'll talk to you next time bye bye watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors she answered the call it's Paul. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Our way is the Amber way. It's the Foster and the Furious. It's

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