Watch What Crappens - #3357 RHOBH S15E21 Part Two: Fox Forceless Dive

Episode Date: May 8, 2026

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion ends with a whimper as Dorit, Kyle and Erika refuse to reconcile. Aw, the Fox Force Five is officially dunzo and in the gro...und. How will we move on? We’ll find out next year! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to watch what crap ends a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. Gee, Kyle, do you really think that I'm banic saying that I'm erratic when I'm going through the divorce that I'm going through when you yourself are claiming that I should be worried because you're so afraid of what P.K. is going to do to me? Do you really think that while I sat to you in Italy, it was the wrong
Starting point is 00:00:51 choice of words? No, you sat to me in Italy after you had said to every single woman who was sitting here. No, no. Boz was on the phone with me, and by the way, Bose said things that she was concerned about. I wasn't aired, like it wasn't aired, like it wasn't aired, but she said something too. Oh, here we go, Kyle. It's all the editors saving Bose again. Here we go with Kyle. She's like, Well, to be clear, I told Doreet, who disagreed with me that I believe that your concern was valid. Well, I saw it. I saw it. I saw that episode. That was pretty good. Well, I looked really good in that episode. Just like to say, I looked hot. That's right. And she said this multiple times.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Yes, again and again and again. Yeah, but like, was it shown? Yes, I saw it. I saw it with my own two eyes when it happened in real life. But was it on TV, Doreet? And then we see all these different shots of Bose saying, I actually believe Kyle. I believe Kyle on this one. Yes, I do believe Kyle. I believe Kyle. I believe Kyle is concerned.
Starting point is 00:01:50 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She believes that Kyle is concerned. But Andy's like, well, here's my thing. Her feeling is that you were initiating conversations, Kyle. And I think this is a very big thing. The point that she's making, thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Don't push it to read. Don't push it. You're fucking annoying me today. So do you feel that you were bringing up the topic to others? Well, I mean, I brought it to the table when I was speaking with, you know, like we were at the airport.
Starting point is 00:02:20 You know, is Rachel Anna? I remember Rachel? Remember? They probably edited it out or something. But, like, we were stressed. Like, Rachel was so stressed because she was like, Rachel was like, oh, my God, get that woman in a mental asylum. Remember, Rachel? They probably cut it.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Can you say something? Yeah. Like, in the Hampton. Like, she said something like when you're in a financial crisis or whatever. Like, we were both talking. It was mutual talking. Okay. That's what I was trying to explain to you.
Starting point is 00:02:43 But Kyle, you were the one who brought it up to every single poison coil. That's not true to read. It's not true. Every single poison. It's all eared. It's all ears. Bose, can you step in, please? This is not fair. It's not fair. Okay, all right. Let me, okay. All right. I'm here everyone's. The CMO is here. I've already said this. When we talked in the Hamptons, we started talking about how she was behaving. And I said, gosh, well, I'm concerned too. because she has a looming financial crisis, much like Kili when he goes to a yogurt land, because he's no longer working.
Starting point is 00:03:16 And then I got really scared, and then I took to Doreet. And so now we see a flashback to Bowe's telling Doreet that Kyle, you know, all this stuff, you know, that there's no trust between them and that yada, yada. She's like, I always defended you, Kyle, your care and your concern. And when we got to her book party,
Starting point is 00:03:32 I felt foolish. I'd just like to point out that Bose is pointing out, even though she's somewhat supporting Kyle. she's like yeah Kyle Kyle called and she said all this stuff about Doreet which got me worried about Doreet because Doreet has a looming financial crisis. So again, Kyle is like relying on someone as a crutch like prove it. Prove what I said is true, Bose. And Boz is like, yes, it is true that you called me and got worried about Doreet. And then I got worried about Dorete because she was in a looming financial crisis and you're calling me telling me, oh, she's she's buying the whole store and she's, you know, she's acting erratic and she's disappearing and whatever else.
Starting point is 00:04:09 she was saying. So it's not really proving Kyle's point. And Kyle's like, well, like, we'd not been speaking since Italy. And then like, even on the best of terms, so like, it would have been, even on the best of terms, it would have been hard to, like, pull off getting dressed and going and filming. Didn't you go to Kathy's thing like the day before? No, but you don't understand. My daughter was getting married in two days, which meant that I had to, like, you know, not go to Doreet's book cover thing because there was a wedding in two days afterwards. So don't you understand? And it's like too close to go to a thing when there's another thing two days later on the schedule. Does that make sense to everyone?
Starting point is 00:04:47 Just like a lot. It's a lot for me. Yeah. So I sent to read a text because she's important to me, you know, and then you go off on your interviews speaking so negatively, like trying to paint those ported of me being the horrible friend where and like I didn't show up. Thanks a lot, Bose. And then Bose we see in a clip being skeptical of that. Because you're a horrible friend. that you didn't, because you didn't show up.
Starting point is 00:05:09 You're a horrible friend and you didn't show up. Yeah, what are you confused about? It looks like a pretty good portrait to me. It's like, well, I'm not psychic. You know, I haven't talked to you. I didn't know that you weren't going. I talked to Sutton, so I knew Sutton wasn't going. And Carl's like, well, I'm trying to have this friendship with you.
Starting point is 00:05:28 I'm like, I love you. Like, I think you're amazing. And I'm like, you know, when I see you, I want to go like, Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? But, you know, like, I just, it's just, I've seen that, like, the way you are with Doreen, it's like, I'm never going to be able to have a friendship with you because it is.
Starting point is 00:05:46 It's just, like, so unfair, because I know you're looking for a new house, and then you won't even let me be friends with you, but as you, like, look for a new house for a sightening sort of ulterior motives, you know? It's just, like, really hard for me. So, Bose is like, well, there is room. And that's why I asked you to work out with me. Remember, I said, will you work out with me? And I didn't want to knock you over the head with a dumbbell?
Starting point is 00:06:04 I wanted to work out with you, Kyle. can become friends. So, and now the question is, does Kyle control the show? Sudd Erica, Doreep believes that the two of you turned on her because Kyle got to you. And he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. The only reason why I turned on her is because Kyle said, you better turn on her, otherwise you don't get another season on the show. Okay?
Starting point is 00:06:26 And I thought, okay, I got a lot of dates with Shrek coming up, so I better earn some cash. Well, first, I want to say, I'm sorry, you feel like I turned on. you. That I really am because I mean, I've never liked you anyway. So this year, all that pretending to be your friend, it was just so I could not be your friend at the end. Do you understand? So I was kind of consistent. I just want to make sure that that's on the records. I've always hated this bitch. Okay. Thank you. Case rest. I just want to. The case of Brown versus Strack versus whatever this girl's name is. It's poor person. Rest. Yeah. I just, I just want to say, if you thought I turned on you,
Starting point is 00:07:05 I apologize because that was not my intent. My intent was to react on you turning on me. That's it. Okay. Now, what were you going to ask? So, Derey's like, well, thank you. I just, I think it felt like every time I wanted to have a conversation with Kyle. She was like everyone, everyone, everyone.
Starting point is 00:07:21 She was like collecting, collecting, collecting minions here, minions there. Little overalls, little circle things on their foreheads, little evil plans. Minions, you know. Little orange things with big, thick, cook bottle glasses. Minions, indeed. Minions. And it sounds like, well, first of all, I am a minion to no one,
Starting point is 00:07:47 minion to none, okay? Minion to none. That's not true. You were the biggest Kyle ass kisser on this whole cast, and that's saying something. Yeah. Yeah, there's no one jumping on the couch, right? And we all see, she's just a washed up actress from the 80s.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Like, no one really cares about Kyle. I mean, remember when she had those bangs? She lost all her credibility then. She got mad when someone called her a ragamuffin for crying out loud. We're not her minute. Hey, excuse me. That's not fair. That's not fair.
Starting point is 00:08:14 That's not fair. And we all have our sensitivities. That's not fair to single me out like that. Wasn't Kyle the one who called someone a ragamuffin? Didn't she called Denise a ragamuffin? She's like, you show up everywhere looking like a ragumuffin. She's like, ragamuffin. Call in the rag mom
Starting point is 00:08:31 Maybe it was that way But she only said it Because she knew it would hurt Yeah That was very long Um So Sutton's like yeah No one can make
Starting point is 00:08:42 And he wants my Last name to be a color Okay In which case I'll listen I mean that's Pope So then we see in flash And Darit's like Oh you wouldn't bow down
Starting point is 00:08:53 To the altar of Kyle Richards And we see a flashback Of Sutton saying Well I'm not gonna bow down to the aisle the altar of Kyle Richards. So, you see, I think the point is, even Setton said that there's an altar of Kyle Richards. So then, Doreet's like, well, there you go. You've cleared it up then, Sutton.
Starting point is 00:09:14 You've cleared it up. By the way, Sutton, I just wanted to say, I'm so sorry for the way anything's come off this season. Well, like you, Doreen. You bought that, you idiot. Deree, what? isn't about Kyle that you think makes everyone want to please her? Well, I think that they think, that we think that you think, that she thinks that she has the power to get anyone off the show. And well, I know you said that because I don't feel that way about it. I don't, I don't
Starting point is 00:09:46 think that. I know Erica thinks that. I know Erica thinks that. And son's, sounds like, I don't, Hunter, I don't think that Kyle could ever get us fired. Well, Kyle, did you get that gift that I had new Avi send to you? Okay, just want to make sure. were so on good terms. But no, I don't think that she could get me fired. No, not anyway. Wait a minute. Did I tell you about?
Starting point is 00:10:07 Did I tell you what? She's giving her that look. Yes, you did. Well, I mean, do you know how many people I would have, like, gotten rid of, like, a long time ago then? Come on. Yeah, like. And they laugh. Like, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Like, yeah, totally. Like, totally would have gotten rid of so many people. And he's like, okay, let's do this. Well, I mean, that would be, that would mean I definitely would have been off then, huh? And Kathy goes, oh, Carl owns Bravo. And Kathy's like cracking up at the idea of Kyle having any sort of sway in this world. So she's like, oh, ho, ho. Oh, oh, oh, ho.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Andy, you better watch your step. You might be an accent. They're all joking about it. But I think everybody kind of thinks that. Doesn't everybody? I mean, everybody thinks that Kyle's a producer on this show and she has major sway on this show. I mean, come on. Well, she definitely has sway.
Starting point is 00:10:57 And also, like, when people become big stars in these shows. is if they say, I don't want to film with that person anymore, those people magically disappear. And, like, that has happened on all these shows. Claudia Jordan had a really strong season and all of a sudden, but she came for NeNealikes and she was gone. Noella, Bergener had, like, for better or worse, a really big season, but she came for Heather DeBrow and all of a sudden, noella's gone. Like, but people come for, like, the big dogs and the big dogs don't like it.
Starting point is 00:11:28 you know, not to compare have the DeBrodot on NeNe Leaks, I apologize to the internet, but like, seriously, when you have someone who's a veteran and they, like someone, like someone challenges them and they don't like it, they go away. You know, it's like, that seed and soap dish,
Starting point is 00:11:45 where it's like, these are her or me. And yeah, that shit works. And Kyle's like, well, whoever said that, it's not true. She says, well, I knew that. Trust me. Because if you had that power, I would not be here. I'm just saying that, Erica thought it. And Amanda's like, well, it's like a misconception out in the world,
Starting point is 00:12:03 oh, because people say is Kyle a producer? Did Kyle bring you on? Ha, you know what's funny? They used to say that about Vanderpump. Wait, you used to say that about Vanderpump. Isn't that so funny that you became the Vanderpump? Isn't that funny, Kyle? She's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Yeah, I love that. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. Didn't Camille say that she's not on the show because Kyle blackballed her something about the show? Did my belly button say that or me? I'm not really sure where I am right now. I haven't said much. Um, yeah, well, Camille thought that too.
Starting point is 00:12:46 So like, whatever. That's why she's not here anymore. She just was so annoying. I mean, like, uh, because she's busy, right? All right. Well, I know one of the big rives this year was with, Doreet's lateness, but with all due respect, I said the whole phrase, all due respect this time, aren't you all kind of late all the time?
Starting point is 00:13:06 And she said, this is what I mean, Andy. This is exactly what I mean. It's like, yeah, so was it worse this year? Okay, Doreen is a very important part of the cast and making it work. And when you disappear for two hours, we need you in the conversation. Why is that? Because you have nothing else going on. And Andy's like, right.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Well, what he's talking about? disappearing for two worse. Well, the pizza party, for one. God, by the way, now everybody gets a fucking pizza party all the time. Love that. And she's like, but everyone followed within five minutes because you left.
Starting point is 00:13:41 And you had nothing else going on. Well, I was at the pizza party. The entire night, Erica. I got to. Well, you came late and you left early. What was say? No, I was there the entire time. As we all know, that pizza party went
Starting point is 00:13:55 from 10.51. 1103. I was there the entire time. How much time do you need to give a bunch of women to not eat a slice of pizza? Am I right, undie? Okay, can I say this? You don't seem especially sorry. No. Well, I'm tired of being a toot. A toot. Nobody's attacking you, Doreen. What do you think this is? Gentle koodling? I'm tired of having to defend myself constantly. Well, No one said you have to do that. No one said anything to you in Italy.
Starting point is 00:14:30 And you know why we don't? Because you say, come at me and we can talk about it. And the reason nobody wants to is because you're all this. You're all this, all this that we see right here. Kyle, Kyle, I don't talk behind my back. That's what I said. Don't talk behind my back. It's like, well, no.
Starting point is 00:14:45 But then when we say it to your face, you get defensive. And like, we're saying it to you now and you are. And like, I feel like you only get defensive with me. And it's just like really not fair. Like, why me? Everyone else can talk behind your back, but I can talk behind your back. Why not me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Well, I'm very sorry. But do you mean it?
Starting point is 00:15:01 No, Erica. I'm a cold-hearted, fucking cold fitness, okay? I'm like, all right. You really like that word, hmm? Yes, and I mean it. And I have a lot of empathy for people when they are late. Sutton was four hours late in Suduna. Did Sutton get ruined? It went four hours. I was, you know, I was, I was, I was not drinking that day. So I was being slow because I was thinking about drinking for two hours. And then the last hour I was reaching for a drink.
Starting point is 00:15:35 And then the last 10 minutes, I put the drink down, but I didn't drink from it. I spent a lot of time than that four hours doing things. So now, Erica starts getting upset. So Andy's like, can I ask you a question? Something that really struck me was how hard Erica was crying at the table after you left. Italy, I've never seen in 10 years of her being on the show, I've never seen her cry like that ever, ever, ever. It's not like
Starting point is 00:15:59 there's some other famous clip of her crying. So let's take a look at that clip and there it is and Erica's crying. And we see Erica crying. She's like, don't, don't come near me. I'm crying. So silly. And I would say, I would say Indy, had this situation not happened
Starting point is 00:16:19 with the cover release, you know, it would have been better. But you know, she didn't even bother to text me, to cool me, to let me new. Well, is there anything she's said to you today? She's now told you the reason she flipped. She's told you that saying
Starting point is 00:16:35 to her that she was trying to save her job by speaking up to her, her feelings. She's mentioned that I'm a dad. Have I mentioned that? I'm very, very tired. And listen, assuming you feel that denigrates your intention towards the conversation, Erica, I'm guessing. And she's like,
Starting point is 00:16:51 well, not only the attention, but the relationship. all of it. I'm just double that. But I guess it was out of character. You and I don't have that frownship. It didn't feel like anything I've merited. Anything I did merited that behavior. And that's why I asked you, please, tell me what I see it. Please, tell me what I did. Please, tell me where I am. Please, tell me, what time is it? Please, tell me. Why do we have pizza parties? Why? The reason is because I could not fucking say it out loud. Oh, but all you kept on saying was Kyle, I feel this and I feel this.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Coil, I feel this. Coil and I feel this. Coil and I feel this. Me, thinking that you had some big reaction because you had to. Because someone was telling you because you have to go after Doreen. Kyle was telling you to go after me. It's like, no, no, no, no, no one ever told me that. But it sounds like it. It sounds like it was the reigning theme. No one ever asked me to go after you.
Starting point is 00:17:42 When I see in your behavior happens to agree with what she says, but it's different from us. And I couldn't say what I wanted to say. Why does Erica keep saying that she couldn't say what she wanted to say? I don't know. I don't know. It's weird. Is it that she didn't feel safe like she could, like she was afraid if she said it to read, that to read would lose her mind?
Starting point is 00:18:02 No one turned on my power button until three episodes before the season ended. So sorry. I wasn't paying the attention, okay? But you never said a word. That's right. Honey, I'm saying to you right here, right now. Because you're teetling me for the fourth time. And I said both times, both things.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Well, I never wanted to say it this forum. Well, she said it to me 10 minutes ago. Yeah, when you're working so hard to be open and honest and admit that you don't want to say things in this forum for open and honestly, it's really hard to stay open and artists and trying to keep things off this forum. Yeah. That's the most frustrating thing about this show. So Erica's like, well, did I just say to you, Andy? I don't want to say this on camera, but I will. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Well, I said it to him. Well, okay. Well, I don't want to say what? Well, she didn't want to say to you that she was upset with you because you accused her lashing out at her to save her job. Oh, God. You wouldn't even say, you didn't want to say that on camera. It's nothing. Yeah, well, to say my fucking job.
Starting point is 00:19:03 I fucking told him. Yeah, I did it. I said it. Yeah, well, she didn't want to say it. And I said, you have to say that to her. That's the reason. You have to figure out why that hurt you so much. Yeah, but for that to be enough to not show up, to not message me, that really hurts.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Well, but that is the key component to me. Just being like, fuck this entire situation. I've... I'm lost that. And her face just goes completely like, it's so funny. She's just looking straight ahead and she's like, Oh. Here's what I've got to say and get ready for it.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Okay, tears. The time is now. I'm unleashing the gates. Come on through. It's like a full minute of... I felt really sad. It was like a sneeze that never arrived. Oh, my God, she's smelling toast.
Starting point is 00:20:06 She's smelling toast. Well, she didn't want to say it. And I said, you have to say it. So she said it. Erica, you just felt something. What was that like? Well, I'm sorry, Erica. I'm sorry that you had to feel something.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Thank you. Thank you. Very difficult. Holy, hold on. I don't know if I can recall. Hold on. Hold on. We've got some tingles in the nose.
Starting point is 00:20:27 I think I need like a moment to like figure out what the hell they're even talking about. So what I'm gathering from this kind of disjointed argument is that the reason why Erica did not go to the book long. Well, I guess to read, if Erica had come to the book cover launch to Reed sort of saying this could have been salvageable. But because she didn't even come to that, it's bad. And then Eric is saying I couldn't go to that because I was so much. mad because you said that I was trying to save my job, but I didn't want to say that on camera. So I just didn't even go to the book cover launch. Is that what I, is that what? Yeah, I just saying, I didn't go to your book cover launch because I was pissed at you and I was
Starting point is 00:21:09 pissed at you because you said I was just yelling at you to save my job. Right. So I guess maybe it's also her way of saying like, if I don't go to this book cover thing, there's a chance that I may lose my job because I'm not participating in this party and I'm showing to you that I'm actually okay to risk my job is that my yelling at you was actually from an authentic place not a fear for my job place maybe that's sort of the implication oh i didn't get that maybe i'm just saying why would i go to your party i hated your ass because he said that i was gonna you know i was gonna i was only yelling at you so i wouldn't lose my job that's how i took it by i'm i don't know at this point i think erika's just grasping she's like listen i was over i didn't like you we were in a five
Starting point is 00:21:54 why want to go to your stupid party? Fuck. Yeah. At this point, there's like a buzzer under Kathy's butt. It's like, oh, sorry, it's my time to say this. I don't want to be a troublemaker, but I will be because I'm wealthier than all of you. I am curious. I'm sitting here and looking at two people that the three of you have loved each other.
Starting point is 00:22:14 And I'm feeling a little bad for my baby sister sitting at the end because it seems to me that the way I'm feeling is that Doreet, you only seem to be caring about what Erica thinks in this situation. Well, I love that you're coming in for her. And you see that Kyle and I had a long full day back and forth. So I do really fucking hate your little sister. And I hate her as much as Erica. So if you're concerned that Kyle is not receiving any sort of emotional attention right now, don't worry, I can always go back to her. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:22:45 But I just feel like you haven't been like up front with her and told her what it is. You know, yes, she has. Have you not been here? She's told her exactly what it is for three and a half hours. And she's like, it couldn't be just because she talked with P.K. a few times on the phone. Oh, now she's talking to P.K. on the phone. Kathy, are you trying to help? Because last year, she was only sending him memes.
Starting point is 00:23:07 So now she's on the phone with P.K. Kathy, you're making this worse. But we know why Kathy's doing this because Kyle, every season is like, my, I can't even my sister wouldn't even stand up for me. What kind of sister are you? You're like, was that out for me, because of Doreet? It's just not fair. I do all this work to defend you, Kathy,
Starting point is 00:23:26 and then you don't say anything about me. So Doread is like, no, it's because, it's not because she was talking to Pek, it's because she was talking behind my back to everyone, telling them I'm erratic. And I said to her, I'm going to do an ecrimonious divorce. Do you know what you're doing,
Starting point is 00:23:41 potentially to me by putting it all out there? Because I, like, Doree, I had never had any bad intention in any of this, because the problem with you is that you only want to have, yes, people around you. That's all that you want to have around you. Oh, excuse me, Kyle. Carol, can you bring me that, uh, that frittata? I asked you to bake five minutes ago. Thank you so much. Oh, good. I got something. Teddy comes in just to fix Kyle's makeup and leaves again.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Yeah, exactly. So Carl's like, yeah, and anytime somebody said something you don't like, they're the enemy. Kyle, you haven't spoken to her. You haven't been friends with Derreet for two years because of like some innocuous shit she said to you. Will you talk? You were the worst at this. But also, she's not really wrong with Doreet either. You know, Doreen is like that. And Doree's like, well, I do have yes to people around me, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:24:31 Right. But I do. Who's saying yes to me? New one. Okay? But nice Troy. Nice Troy. But you said in your interviews.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Eric, you know what, Kyle, you try it too hard for a relationship that no longer exists. Okay? You're not friends. Okay. Just let Tom flatline in a hospital in a fucking. jail cell alone, okay? No, Erica, Erica, no, I'm fighting to defend a character, okay? Like, I just,
Starting point is 00:24:54 okay, I'm defending, like, this character that you have made of me that doesn't exist, and I'm like, I'm sick of defending it because it's like, I'm an actress, and I'll make my own characters, thank you very much. And we go, oh, I've made it up, Kyle. Yes, you, yes, you have to read, you made up my character. I'm actually a figment right now.
Starting point is 00:25:10 I'm actually not even a real thing. I'm, I'm AI generated. I'm a prompt. And I'll say you ripped down the cameras is still, What about that? And we don't question that because everybody knows that there was another van sitting right next to that one. Because they even show it in the clip where they show the van driving off. So then, and he's like, okay, let's move on to something else.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Doree, you may not agree with judgments that were thrown at you, but was there anything that made you think, wow, I should work on that? She's like, well, hmm, hmm, well, there is a little girl who keeps showing up at my house. and somehow gets in every single time. I really need to get stronger locks. Mm. That's it. Thank you. Listen, I think the late thing, it gives me a lot of stress, a lot of anxiety.
Starting point is 00:26:02 I don't want to be late. I can tell you this right now. The person who is most frustrated with me being late is me. And you know, like, I hate, it's like, no, you're, you can't act like you're most stressed out by you being late. the people who dress out by you being hit, but the people who are waiting for you, okay? In fact, today, if you'll notice, I said, I'm not going to be the last person on the stage.
Starting point is 00:26:26 So, I intentionally put six chairs in front of Amanda Francis's dressing room so that way I can make it to the stage first. Well, you were the second of last. Come on, girl. Well, but was anybody waiting on me? Come on. Well, I'm just saying you were second of last, okay?
Starting point is 00:26:44 So, and he's like, okay, well, Carl Dore. and Erica, you guys have been through an incredible amount over the years, you know? Doreece robbery, Erica's legal issues, Kyle's separation, Dorita other robbery,
Starting point is 00:27:00 Erica's robbery, Kyle's robbery, Derreta's other robbery, Erica's other robbery. Halloween, excuse me, why are you like not mentioning Halloween? I was in like two different Halloween movies since in the past few years.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Like it's like really not fair when I've been mentioning that stuff, Andy. Well, Andy, like, I don't hold the grudge, you know? I'm sad about this because, like, I do love to read. Like, I want what's best for her. You know, like, maybe we just need some space. Well, you know, selfish for me, but I want to read back.
Starting point is 00:27:29 And, you know, I want the same to read that I know and I love, not this bitch. And I'm just saying what I feel. Wait, hold on. Do you want me to feel something? Hold on a second. By the way, are we just going to gloss over, are we just going to gloss over Kyle Richards saying she doesn't hold a grudge, L.O.L. So, Derreet's, go out.
Starting point is 00:27:50 You still won't speak to Park overall for being an empty nest. I, like, was really good in that audition. I'm sorry. So, Doree, just like, uh, like, yeah, well, whatever. Adirik goes, well, I heard an expression. You find out who your real friends are, not when things are easy. Not when there's a full can of pringles in the kitchen, but when things are difficult, when you're buying a new can of pringles.
Starting point is 00:28:16 and someone steal $30,000 out of your cart. That's when you find out who your real friends are. And we see a clip of Erica and her confessional going, What do you know who your friends are? Go broke. What do you know who your friends are? Got to jail. What it all who your friends are?
Starting point is 00:28:30 Ask him to help you bury your body. I don't know. You'll find out who's there for you. Well, it's funny because Eric, I know. Erica, by the way, also just said, like, yeah, we're not friends anymore. So when Doreet's like, well, now I think, now I figured out who my friends.
Starting point is 00:28:46 are. I was like, yeah, because she just said we're not friends anymore. You figured it out. Congratulations. Yeah, exactly. So she's like, well, I guess I'll knock on your door when things are really good with me. Okay, don't worry, Erica. Okay, I prefer it that way. I don't want to invest my time in energy and friendships that my heart is in. But for them, they only want to be around where things are good. Me getting upset taking a step back for a second. That's for me. Totally fine. No problem. And for you to say something and discount our friendship like that, let me know where you are and how you feel and how you view me, okay? Erica, Erica, you can't have it both ways. Erica's like, I don't want to be your friend, you're a fucking bitch. And the fact that you are okay with that means that you're a horrible friend to me. What's the argument here? So it's like, hold on, Erica, for you to say discount friendship, do you know what
Starting point is 00:29:48 you just said, Erika, do you knew what you just see? If I was buying discount things, Coyle wouldn't have been on my asses that whole season. You said that I wanted to read that I knew. So I'm going to take a step back until she comes back. And so, Erica's, what's wrong with that? Because this person is not really nice right now and not going through a lot. And so, Doreko's, well, why would I be Erica? Because I love you. Okay, we are, and we are friends. And I'm I don't deserve this. To be perfectly honest with you, she's like, well, well, honestly, listen, okay. You know what? I think I was saying, I think I was saying your lines and you
Starting point is 00:30:27 were saying my lines, Erica. That's how good friends are. We say each other's lines, okay? But listen, listen, okay, I want when the old degree comes back, I want the old degree to come back. Erica, listen to me. I'm drawing a boundary. I'm drawing a boundary. Even though you just said you were drawing a boundary and I didn't like it. I'm going to draw a boundary now and I'm going to like it. Well, you're both of us. Wait, both people can draw boundaries. Okay, just don't put your boundary over my boondry. Because then it'll be boundary over boondry.
Starting point is 00:30:56 That'll be very, very difficult. Tomato, tomato, boundary, boondery. Stay away from Erika! Okay, well, you know what? You gotta respect it. You can't shed on a boundary, okay? Well, I came to the reunion site, and I very much wanted to hear, because I hadn't spoken to I Erica, and I wanted to voice how I felt. And the same thing with Kyle.
Starting point is 00:31:15 with Kyle. But you know what? I need a brook. I need a break. I've got, I've hit it. I love Erica saying, I don't like this to read. I need a break. Well, how could you say that? Okay, well, fine. You're only going to take a break during the hard times and not during the good times. Okay, that's when I know the real friends. And then she goes, well, guess what?
Starting point is 00:31:34 I need a break from these people. She's so mad at Erica for taking a break. Well, that, no, this show needs a break. Let's take one. Okay. And Kathy's on the phone like, We're finishing up here. Okay? How many headbands do you have in the backseat? I see a couple of PAs in here that needs them out.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Carol, have you finished the Grokumbush yet? We're about to finish. And if that tower is not complete, I'm going to be so mad. All right. Final thoughts. Real Housewives. It's been a year of change. I want everyone to talk about what they're manifesting in honor of Amanda Dum Dumfranc.
Starting point is 00:32:13 She's like, you're welcome. Um. Isn't it a moment, Andy? Are you even watching this season? And then the montage of Amanda saying like, oh my God, this is like a moment. That's a moment. It's a ghostwriter moment.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Yeah. So they go around saying stuff that they want. Jennifer wants to win the main event at World Series of poker, which is awesome. That's actually, I love it like an actual real goal from somebody. A tangible goal. Yeah. Yes. And Amanda's like, huh, what am I, man?
Starting point is 00:32:45 I'm manifesting more goodness for everyone here, and I'm manifesting more of everything I want. I have a great life. I want more of it. And I'm hoping that someday my husband cannot be such a pussy and earn a few cents for himself. That's it. I want to be completely free from my own life, you know? I want Tom dead. I want everything else wrapped into a beautiful bow.
Starting point is 00:33:09 And I want to marry a guy that wears T-shirts and say slot of things. Yeah, that's exactly that. Where am I? I got confused, so I don't even know what to say anymore about this. Come on, manifest you finding your place in the reunion, then. I want, I'll manifest something. I want a man in my life, preferably a man with the last name of Brown, so I don't really have to change it again because that really,
Starting point is 00:33:40 that was a lot of paperwork. I didn't understand it. And if the Pope wants to write me another letter, will stop me. You know what I'm saying? They're like, wow, okay, great. And Rachel's like, yeah, you know what? I just want to manifest like laughing.
Starting point is 00:33:53 Like, I just want to keep laughing. Like, that's so important. Like, I just want to, like, laugh, you know? Like, if it's raining outside or if it's, like, sunny outside, or if I have shoes, I don't have shoes. I just want to laugh. One thing I'll never laugh about. Pants.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Like, if someone makes me wear pants, that won't be funny. Is it still my turn? Yeah, when people see me, Rachel's Joe, they're like, oh my God, laughter. I mean, Netflix is a joke, more like Rachel's O's a joke, just like a comedy festival, a walking comedy festival in Sparkles. It's just like, I'm just like laughing, laughing, laughing, that's what I am. Okay, all right, we got it. You laugh, you laugh, Rachel, or at least you are presenting an image that you laugh.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Okay, Doree, what about you? What are you manifesting that P. that P.K. and I can stay on a good track. And if I can't, then I'll just leave a trail of donuts to the track, and then he can get on to it. And the future
Starting point is 00:34:51 in 2026 is exactly that it's exactly that I, but I think it's going to be, which is going to be, it's my year. The year of Doreet. I'm manifesting that I survived my daughters leaving. Oh, it's like so sad. I have daughters, and they're like leaving.
Starting point is 00:35:08 Oh. Also, I'd like to manifest a movie with Jamie Lee Curtis, a TV show with Michael Landon, and, you know, a friendship with Kesha. Oh my God, I already got all that stuff. Wow. Really good at this. Thank you. Well, what an impact. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Sorry. Go ahead, Ben. I loved it. No, I just want to announce that we're going to finish things off with a toast. It's Beverly Hills, Macha is having a moment. So I thought it would be, I propose to channel that into our drink of choice, a ceremonial grade matcha tina, Amanda.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Well, now you can say it. You've got to move back to Amanda. Ceremonial monitor, right, Kyle. So Kyle gives a speech, and she's like, here's to everybody learning and growing that if they have something to say to read, it's not fair to make me do it alone
Starting point is 00:36:10 and then look stupid through a whole reunion. And, like, maybe you guys could help me sometimes. And like maybe if there are any editors out there, you guys could like stop editing out the parts where everybody's talking about to read. Okay, thanks. Yeah, thank you so much. All right. All right. Cheers to 15 more seasons.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Oh, God. I'm going to die on this stage someday. Good died, everyone. And that's it. That's the end of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Maybe forever. What do we know? We don't know anything.
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