Watch What Crappens - #3372 Below Deck Down Under S04E16 Part Two: A Tiger Can’t Change Its Stripes

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

This is part 2 of 2The men on Below Deck Down Under can’t get over themselves, and Jenna takes the blame for it, which we don’t like.  Meanwhile, Ben undermines Daisy with a whole fish fiasco. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to watch what happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.

So Alicia walks in and she's like, did you spend this morning, Jenna? And she says, yeah. She says, fair, fair. So Jason Radio's Ben, Daisy, and Chihuahouau for the preference sheet meeting. And meanwhile, Alicia and Barbie are gossiping. He's like, oh, my God, I can't believe Janice Spahn. Like, that's crazy. All right, preface sheet meeting.

Try to read. All right, guys, here we are. James, a landscape and floral designer, as well as his partner, Kai, simply can't wait to create lifelong memories with their best friends. Let's go see what they're doing. the city. James and Garrett. It's this employee and charter guest. So James is like, yeah, we're getting ready to go on this boat trip on the yacht,

but I want to talk about this Turks and Kickos thing. So anyway, he tells us that he has worked for billionaires and really nitpicky, needy clients. Knit picky pains in the asses like Pamela Anderson and Zoe Dashnell, and Neil Patrick Harris and Natasha Leon. There's picky-picky bastards I mean Natasha Leon my guys are at her house right now actually Hey can we get Natasha on the phone just kidding she's so nitpicky and needy oh my god Can we get a billionaire?

Guys Ross Perra still alive call him I'd love to hear how he'd like that grass I got for him last year That was a real bitch We spent six weeks turning her shrubs and her hedges into atopio and then she said guys that was my bangs oh my god she did not appreciate that she got really upset when i put makeup on one of her bus shows she said we don't do that anymore all right so um uh so james is basically saying i just hope i'm not over the caribbean by the time we get on the yacht because i'm always there uh and kai's like oh yes darling i hope you're not over the cribbyan darling by the time you get on your yacht darling yeah i'm glad he called him out for acting like such an idiot

Because he's like, oh, God, I'm just so a Russian farmer. This is fine. I know, Pamela Anderson. I was like, shut up. Just get on your discount boats, sir, who's paying for five minutes on Bravo. Your group on half-price boat, please. Yeah, welcome back to Bravo. Here's your lounger.

So, you got fired from this network, and now you're paying to come back. You're embarrassing, sir. You're so mad at him. He's, like, perfectly fine. Um, like, it's just not, he came up really snotty in this to me, so I'm giving it to him. But the rest of it, he was fun. Yeah, I mean, he was fine, but he was, it was sort of funny. He's like, yeah, nitpicky Zoe Dashnell.

So Jason is like, I also like that he went from billionaires. He's like, I work with billionaires. Pamela Anderson, he's done a movie in three years, or in 30 years, Zui Deschanel, Neil Patrick Harris, Natasha Leon. Yeah. We made a flower better, Neil, Patrick Harris's backyard. That looks like the computer he typed on the opening grass for Dugie Houser.

Yeah, I'm that good. So back to President, Jason's like, yeah, they're bringing along their friends. Mark, Sam, Garrett, Andrew, Ashley, and Courtney, all right? And they all look exactly the same. More suburby names. They all will have beards and have the exact same face. Is there a Hillary in the mix? No, the only shock on this list of names.

All right. So they're going to have a Garden of Adam party. And that's fun because, you know, he's a landscaper. So there's going to be a garden themed. You guys see what it. This works on so many levels. So now Jenna's mumbling along. It's not so nice that they're doing the Garden of Adam party.

The same episode we're blaming the woman for everything. Yeah. That's what they did to Eve. They're like, oh, fucking Eve. All of sin is Eve's fault because she ate an apple. Adam was just trick. picked into it. Just poor innocent little Adam, you know? They made Eve out of his rib and then look what a hussy she turned out to be ruined humanity forever.

And it's on the same episode that we're going to blame the 22-year-old drunk girl for all of the pig men on this boat. Right. When the pig man had a full choice to deny the apple, because I mean, like, where did the apple come from? You know where the apple came from. Adam. Come on. Where did Eve come from? She came from Adam's rib. Why aren't we blaming his defective ass rib? Yeah. Why doesn't he have more size? Yeah. So the, anyway, preference you meeting ends and Jason, Radio's Daisy.

And he's like, all right, what happened last night? And would you like to wear a command over this meeting? Well, last night sucked. It was not a fun night. Have you ever broken up in the middle of the night and you've got a big, sweaty arm wrapped around your clavicle? That was my experience. Anyway, I don't care about how you actually slipped. Tell me a bit what other stuff happened.

Oh, all right. Well, I don't know. There's a lot of hooking up. Well, Ben spoke to me this morning, and then Eddie was about to leave. And I don't know at the context of any of it. Actually, I do. I know there's a girl at fault, so please tell me everything. Well, that's crazy.

So you've talked to both of the men. So why don't you talk to the woman? Wouldn't that be? Wouldn't that? What a crazy thought. So Daisy's like, well, it was wild. Everyone, but Jana was trying to de-escalate the situation. and she was climbing over furniture, slamming doors, and screaming it at him.

And I fucking told Jenna, I said, stay away from them. Just stay away. But she couldn't help herself. And she played the two of them against each other. And it ruined everyone's night. I mean, we had a whole night by ourselves in this town where nobody lives or visits. I mean, it was crazy. All of the nobody that they disturbed.

It was crazy. Look, every single person that's involved. Did Jenna ruin the night for everyone? Or did the guy's reactions ruin the night for everyone? So Jason is like, well, I can't believe what I'm hearing from Daisy right now. Jenna has been a solid second steward. It's very professional. And what I'm hearing is, well, it's leaving me in shock.

She flirted with a guy and then met out with another guy. I mean, that's just unacceptable. If Eddie left, we're left with only two crew members on deck. And I cannot run a vessel with two crew left down. Okay. One night of drunken petty drama, that could threaten the whole season. I mean, God forbid someone said, Because Eddie, get your head in the game.

I can't believe you're thinking about leaving all of us because you're so emotional about a girl who's flirted with you. But no, no, no. It's Jenna. If Jenna's played with him. It just makes me crazy because Jenna was really messy and ridiculous. It's just making me crazy that she's getting all the blame. And, sir, you just said, Jenna has been a solid second stewardess, very professional. That's it.

That's all that matters. That's all you should give a shit. You shouldn't get to go run around and, you know, hound them for their private lives. And if anything, just say, leave your private life out of work. This is crazy to me. I hate this turn. I hate it too. I really hate it.

Obviously. I'm like, screaming to yell at. Because also like Jenna was really, really messy. And I would have also really enjoyed just like making fun of her being so messy. But I just feel like there's bigger fish to fry, you know? So Jason's like, this will happen again. Because women, women be women. Women be shopping.

Women be shopping. But it also is, I'm so sorry. Yes, no, no, I'm ready to, I can, I can pause my, my anti-woman time. You're making a joke and then I'm getting, I'm still getting too mad. Also, it's pissing me off with Daisy because Daisy is like with Joao, but look how Joao was so messy. Joal was clearly flirting with Ellie. Even Daisy was, like, could see that he was clearly leading Ellie on and then playing her and Daisy at the same time. And then flirting with Daisy while he was like still leading Ellie on and all of this.

And that was fine. She didn't have to go to the captain about that. But now it's a problem. You know, now granted, Joile wasn't slamming doors and, like, having a drunken fit like Jenna did.

So there is that difference. But otherwise, his behavior wasn't much different. So I don't like this whole, like she's playing everybody against each other when he just did the same thing. And he's fine enough for you to date. Let me tell you something about this drunken fit. Like she was being annoying and she's being,

you know, petulant. And she was being in, she was just being a little brat when, she was drunk for sure but like when they keep bringing this up it's like maybe like this is the basis now this is where it becomes a professional issue no this is just some tenuous thing that you can hang this decision on to so that way you don't feel like you're being a chauvinous pig but actually this is not a demotable offense people have done just so much worse in the way she acted i'm sure

if we went back in this season we could find many more obnoxious acts than that were committed by people drunk on this boat, you know, but like they're just like grasping at some things that way it legitimizes their claim that she should be demoted. Well, specifically Eddie hitting walls and beds and stuff when he was upset, you know, which I guess not everybody saw, to be fair. Or Alicia fighting with Mike drunkenly or Daisy getting pissed at people drunkenly and stumbling all over. I mean, they're all a bunch of drunk idiots on this show.

So to hold that against somebody's crazy. If she did that shit when she was sober, I think they could. have more of an, if she was still doing it today, you know what I mean? Like, if she woke up and she continued, okay. But I think that there should be kind of a forgivable offense on below deck where they encourage you to get shit-faced every single night that you're off after working 16-hour days, you know? Yeah, I think so. Um, so in you-hoo, Jason's like, it's going to happen again and again and again, okay? I don't want to penalize someone. I don't like getting involved in personal stuff, but it's affecting the crew. So,

leave it with me. Oh, all right, Captain Jason. So now, Joow is, by the way, Daisy, I would like to ask if you and I could go for a glass of Zinfandel. Because I feel like we don't actually get a chance to be by ourselves very often. And I love that Daisy's, I don't, just to turn or phrase made me laugh, because she's like, yeah, I'll go for a drink. But it's not like, yeah, I'll go spend some time with you.

It's like, yeah, I'll drink. Just show me the drink. Very drunk. I'm not have to listen to this bullshit from you and pretend that I'm really into you for another 10 minutes. Fine. Let's do it. Just make it to bar. So now Barbie and Ellie are talking and Ellie's asking what's going on.

She's like, oh my God. What's with the kiss, bro? It's like, it's like she wants the guy that doesn't want her. It's diabolical. Hi, Ellie. Have you watched your seasons? How's that cheesecake coming along? It's literally your storyline for three seasons straight.

But okay. Yeah. So now Ben and Eddie, oh, sorry. Yeah, Ben and Eddie are on the deck. And Ben's like, hey, would you be available for a chat? I just wanted to sit you down and say something. Look, I let myself down, man. I let you down and I probably let Jenna down.

The only thing that has not been let down is my boner is still up with those pajamas. Wowy, wow. Anyway. But to be fair, my boner never gets completely up either. So you can't really get mad at it, can you? All right. Now, look, this is my weakness. All right, wine. Now, cocaine. Wow, now. Girls. Oh, really thought you had more of a problem with wine and cocaine, but all right. I'll go down this path with you. Go ahead.

Yeah, just, I'm sorry. I'll be honest. I think you're a massive prick. Yeah, no, that's fine. And I'm just going to fucking stay away from you, from you both of you, too. Okay. And could I just ask you to put yourself in my shoes for a... He's like, no, Ben, Ben. No one wants to be in your sweaty cries. No, weirdo. Yeah. This is not the time to ask for empathy like that. No, no, sir.

And he's like, nope, I'm just going to leave the conversation there because I've had a, I've fucking had enough. That's it. So he gets up to leave, like he's just lost his wife of 20 years to somebody. I respect that. I respect you, man. I'm not sure what's going on with your hair, but I still respect you despite that. And I want you to remember that. And he's like, well, it's just a one way of street there.

Ha! He's like, motherfucker. So he stumps away, all angry. Now, Daisy and Jowel go off to the beach to go have their date. And Jowal's like, can I ask a favor? No work. No, no, no. I promise I won't talk about work.

I'm talking about the full moon. So here's a funny thing with the full moon. If the full moon, let's say, we're interested in the, the sun, but then Saturn came along and it sent a text to Saturn, but then it still woke up the next morning and hung out with the sun. Are we talking about work? No, no, we're talking about the full moon. No, no, we're not talking about work. We're talking about the moon. Look at the moon. Look how gorgeous it is. But if you stare at it, doesn't it look kind of dirty? Someone should really wipe that down. I can see holes on it. You know what's funny is that that moon hadn't had someone to help it,

go around the earth. I think we'd call it a moon's assistant, not a Sue Moon. Am I right? So they high five. And he's like, Daisy can be hot and cold with me. And it's tough because, you know, there's something there. And I want to know what I feel. She feels too. You don't feel anything.

I do not believe for one second that you feel anything for Daisy. And I believe even less that Daisy feels anything for you. I'm not buying it from either one of you, sir. You are on a fix your reputation season. And I'm not, I'm not buying. it's an FYR season okay it's time for a commercial it's time for a crap and's commercial now we see uh now eddie is doing the healthiest thing which is that he's turned essentially to the manosphere he's listening to a podcast or something that's like sometimes women pull away

when things are good they want to see if you're needy so yeah you need to enjoy your joe rogan experience yeah no kidding You need to listen to this podcast, sir, okay? Sometimes women pull away when you're fucking creepy and gross. So stop being creepy and gross, okay? Yeah, sometimes women pull away when they see you have no major ambitions in life and they want something better for themselves. That's usually when they pull away too.

Jeez. Sometimes when women pull away, it's because you're doing something pull-awayable, okay? I know. They want to see if you're needy. By the way, if this person what they're saying is true, then guess what? You have also failed that tests. How about you listen to a podcast? You're proving that you are needy.

Yeah. How about you? Yeah, exactly. You're going to a podcast because you're so needy. How about you listen to a podcast called Be the kind of person that women don't want to pull away from? How about, oh, you know, it would be a great podcast that you should listen to. It's called How to Pick Up a Shammy and Get Back to Work. Yeah.

Do that. Listen to that. So we go back to Joelle and Daisy And he's like, oh, so a friend at the end of this? What, what are we? What are you? You've kissed once. I know.

What's wrong with people on this show? Where do you think we stand? Well, we're more than friends. And I do like the Zim Cuddles. It's just like, okay, well, did you say it was the best thing that ever happened to? This is still the best season you've ever had. Were you serious about that? It's like, yeah.

Well, my only ask is that how you are with me. me, you are consistently. In the morning, it's like nothing happened. And that's the difference. I'm like, okay, so you give her all the love, but here comes the notes, the unsolicited notes. She doesn't have to be anyway with you, Joow.

You're the one who's begging for her to cuddle with you, and now you want to give her notes on the performance? Uh-uh. But also, if you're really thinking about it, she's nice to you at night because she's drinking. You know what I mean? She gets drunk and she gets flirty with you. In the daytime, she doesn't feel the same.

I think that's when you need to look inward. And not asking her while she's drinking. You need to ask her the stuff like sober. Like, do you even like me sober? She doesn't. Yeah. I also feel like in the morning, it's like if your chiefs do on the shit show, you're thinking, okay, got to wake up, got to deal with all these idiots.

And it's like, maybe you're not feeling the most affectionate in that moment. Yeah. So she's like, I just can't have distrust. Or maybe I trust him. Maybe I don't. This will break us. This will break us. And she's like, well, I've got a lot of walls up.

And they're completely warranted walls. They're douchebag walls. And, you know, it's not easy for me. I've had 700 both romances and none of them ended well. And so I'm just having my own inner conflict because, let's face it, you're jo-wow. It's like, we've all seen your seasons. She knows that she dates douchebags and you're another douchebag in a long line of douchebags. And she knows how this is going to end.

And now you're giving her the same lines that every douchebag gives her. Yeah. So he's like, well, and I respect that. I'm at, I'm at your pace. Even if it's for the next five days, I'm at your pace. And at the end of the day, I'm more so scared of losing whatever we have. I'm like, you have nothing. You cuddle at night.

That's all you have. And she's like, well, I do really like you. Even if I'm cold. I love how affectionate you are with me. It's sweet. It's endearing. And I'm glad you invited me for a drink. And I also appreciate that you're paying for this, right?

Thank you so much. Get the bill. I loved this because she was like, yeah. Well, I like how affectionate you are with her. She wasn't like, I really like you. And I really like. this about you and I like that about you. She's like, I like that you give me attention. Thanks for the drink. Can we go? And that moon really needs to get cleaned. It is spotty from here.

It's now the next morning four hours until the charter and Barbie's asking Ellie how she slept and Barbie's like, I love you and your energy and your work ethic and your hair. The list goes on and on, oh, hey, thank you. Now say something nice about me. You like my hair. That's nice. Yes, you don't like Juel. That's nice, too. So we go to Ben and Eddie's, and Eddie's like, in their room. And Eddie's like, I realized the other day when I completely, you know,

I was obviously in an emotional spot. And we've both been screwed over by the same person. So I just want to check that you're okay. Wait, did Jenna screw Eddie over? How did Jenna screw Eddie over? She dumped him when she saw that it wasn't right. She sent him a text. And then what, where was the screwing over?

What was the, where were the promises that were made? What was the relationship? Where was the cheating? Where was the screwing over? Because I don't see it personally. I'm like, I'm so sorry you've had to go through all of this. I don't intend to pursue her any further. Okay, this is when he does that.

I don't intend to pursue her any further, okay? And he's like, right. So now Daisy walks past Joao and smiles at him. He's like, what does that smile mean? Is that a, is that a smile of trust? Can I trust you? that a consistent smile? No, it's just your goddamn morning smile

that you basically get sorted out of me for a free drink. Enjoy it while at last. So now Jenna and Eddie are sitting on the deck and she's like, I don't know why it's become ever. He's like, look, I'm just going to cut in front now. Got the charter today.

I just want to put my best foot forward into the rest of the season. You know, yesterday you didn't deserve my... I didn't. I didn't deserve your time. I'm talking right now. My entire season has been and completely emotionally manipulated. Oh, God, you hate him.

I hate you. This is crazy. This is it for the first three weeks. I hate him. This is crazy that he would even see it this way, emotionally manipulated. You pursued her, and you pursued her hard. First, you pursued her just as a way to get Alicia jealous. And then when you realize there was no future for you in Alicia, then you decide to pursue her just to pursue her.

And now you're feeling manipulated because she finally went. gave up and then pursued Alicia again. They pursued Alicia again. Right. And then you, she, Jenna finally gives in and then says, you know what, this isn't for me. She moves on. She tells you straight up. She doesn't want anything with you, which is about as upfront as can be. That's actually not a manipulation.

She's messy with you. I could see how that can feel like manipulation. But for you to say the entire season has been emotionally manipulated, the way that you have made yourself the victim in your own story is so obscene and so crazy. I do not trust this man, per one. Iota any story he tells, but never trusts. Yeah, he's gross. So Jenna's crying and Batole comforts her.

And she's like, I fucked up, Batal. She's like, I know. Sometimes we all fuck up. Ruff, rough, rough. You see, even me. Give it time. Miao. See?

I'll thank me. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. So one hour until. Yeah, so now, um, uh, daisy comes in and tells,

been like, we have launch at 11. It's really fucked with our day. Thanks. So Ben's like, oh, wow. So this is why she annoys me a little bit. If crew food doesn't fit with my priorities, they guess what? Crew foods later, don't be a dick to someone just as the chart is starting. I'm like, she has to say you that because you're disorganized. But of course, Ellie's like, yes, making it lucky terms. I say what I said and I'll say it again. These two. I know you will. That's what I love about you. A true galley soldier, you little Dipstick diaphragm. Oh, beam.

Bean. So now Jason calls up Daisy to wherever he is. And he's like, well, I've got a second stewardess that created a shitstorm. A man is upset and we just can't have that on this boat. A man is

feeling things. Men should never feel things during the work hours. All right? Let's stone a bitch. Right? Well, what Jenna did? I've already lost my shit. It's not cool. It's never going to happen again. And I told her to stay away from them. And they all had a part to play, including Addy.

And I understand that they're all hurting in some way. But everybody else had to get dragged into their mess. And I agree, that's not how a second-stool-stool-should should behave. But what I'm saying is someone, you know, going out, causing issues, jumping on couches, slamming doors. That's not second-stuidist behavior. It's immaturity on her end. And, you know, this happened off-charter, but it starts to affect the crew and I have to step in. Since when?

Since fucking when? You don't ever step in. Give me a fucking... You're not... You don't step in unless someone is threatening to set this boat on fire or until they barge into your bridge

and force you to step in. Yeah. He's like, I just want this to be a lesson. Learn from that. To take, I'm just going to take away his stripes. That's an option. It's not demotion.

It's a lesson. I'm like it's literally a demotion. They're going from two stripes to one stripes. That is going down in the hierarchy. He's like, we've rolled through the punches all. season long, we've reprimanded Ellie, we've let Mike go, I've even scolded Ben in front of crew, I'm at my wits end. And although I'm upset at the whole team, Jenna's behavior last night,

put her at the epicenter of my decision that I have to make. So I'm going to take a stripe away from her. I can't fire her because I've been told by HR, that would be slot shaming. So instead, no stripy for Miss Jenna. So now Eddie's still talking to himself and he's like, You played with my emotions. You're unstable. So Daisy finds Jenna, and she brings her to the bridge. And Eddie's like, you need to toughen up buttercup. That's what you get for being a good guy.

God. So Jason calls her up there, and he's like, all right, I don't like getting involved in personal stuff. but the last 24 hours I've had two people come to me with concerns you know we nearly lost ed that's his name i've given him now that i'm his father i feel he needs to man up a bit so he's ed now now i'm not penalizing you i want you to look at this as as penicilizing you all right now i want you to learn so i'm going to take your way your role as second stewardess she's like okay i guess i got a chance that's maddened it said well he had to be done it literally did not have to be done.

So now Jenna's crying. Also, everything's fine today. So it's like everything. That's the other thing. You know, these guys make all this all like this whole. Oh my God. This whole my good. My, my, you played with my emotions.

You played with my emotions. But then, meanwhile, the guys are totally fine. But she's the ones who get screwed. All they needed was 24 hours to cool off. And everything is fine. But of course, she's going to bear the brunt of it. So, um, Alicia is like, oh, you're really not okay. What's up? Like, well, James took away my traps.

I'm going to say to the group. I don't know what you said, but I'll give you a hug. I'm so sorry. Bucking Phoenix in the ashes. You can rise. You can rise and be an ash, just a big pile of ashes instead of a flat pile of ashes. Isn't that how it goes? Who bombed Phoenix? No, it's a saying. But the city, it's a pretty city. I don't think you really understand. The words are the nauseous. It was on fire. I don't know even what city Phoenix is.

This is ridiculous. You're making things up. You can earn your stripes back. You know, there was once a girl, a girl who was very confused in a galley, and a higher-up came in. She gave her, Stripes. No. She gave her a lipstick. And that changed that girl's life.

I'm not that that one. I still always wonder when Alicia was wearing that red lipstick if that's the same lipstick that she got in the galley from that evil stew, that evil chief stew. What was her name? Oh, God. Yeah. The anti-serena girl.

Yeah, I forgot her name. I loved that. I loved that feud. Oh, it was so good. So now we have Alicia and she's telling Barbie, she's like, Captain's taking Jenna, strap away.

And Barbie's like, it's going to put her in such a bad fuck for the charter. I can't wait. So then Deasy and Jenna are in laundry and are you okay?

There's nothing I can do that. So I'm just hearing it. Take it from somebody who's been doing this for a long time. You're going to be fine. My advice is move on with it. And if you decide,

if you want to hang out with Ben, you made your decision. It's like, I'm not over that. I just want to do my fucking job. right now. He's like, okay, though don't come back to me and say you're back into it because I will come for all.

So now Eddie and Barbie are in the crew mess. He's like, it took so much not to go off at her. Oh, yeah, she's like just upset because she lost her second stew today. Yeah, she got her second stew taking from her today. He's like, no way. Uh-oh, she's vulnerable again. Dun, done, done. This is like putting on the eye spraying his hair.

Wasn't there a moment earlier in the episode? where maybe I seem to remember, I think this is like after Jenna, like Eddie had just walked in on Jenna making out with Ben and Daisy was so mad that Jenna comes out. She's like, ah, and they just get to work. Jenna's like, got to work. I love, she just mommed her so hard. Like, go to your room. So another guests are coming. So everybody has to go greet them. So they're lining up. And now Ellie walks and stands. right in front of Jenna in the line. Fucking petty ass Ellie. Oh, my God. Yeah. And at least he's like, I guess back down to peasant corner.

And she's like, at least I have Sir Chef time to shine. She got what she wanted. And he's like, oh, ha ha ha ha, ha. Look at you. Look at you. Syrup Knuckles. You moved up. Yes.

Now we get to be together where we belong. So the gays arrive. And again, I'm always marveled at a pack of a pack of gays, their ability to all look exactly the same. Like, mainly like white gays, I should say. Like white gays with the same exact mustache, same exact beard, same exact, like exact everything. It's crazy. So they come on and like, hey.

And now they go on their tour and Jenna is talking with Daisy in the manslaughter. She's like, well, at least not soon as I've got a time to shine because she's got to follow me to lie now. No. Yeah, she did. Well, she's still not above you. She's a fucking galley hand. So funny. Um, well, first of all, I'm like going through my memory, thinking of all the times we've shown up in exactly the same outfits, which is so funny. Um, but yeah, I agree with you on that. Um, but yeah, so now Daisy's pissed off at Ben. She's like, Ben, all he does in that fucking galley is inflate her ego. So now she thinks she's fucking queen B. Well, she's the lowest person on the boat. It's

crazy. They just do what the fuck they want. So, uh, then Daisy like, I really wish he didn't do that. So now Joao and Boutouler, like getting ready, getting drink orders and stuff. And they're prepping the anchor because they're going to leave. And um, Daisy serving drinks.

And then they're getting the C-Bobs ready. And then James, James is like, have you guys ever done the C-Bob? It's like, blows a lot of water out of your penis. So then Ben and Jenner in the salon. And Ben's like, Jenna, are you all right? Okay, I just want to make sure you're all right.

Okay, look, there's quite a few moving parts on this, but I do feel a bit like, It's okay, it would be nice if she could just work. That would be great. But she's like trying to work behind the bar, and he comes and sits at the stool, and he does that thing where he puts his arm on the back. He's like, all right, listen here, all right? You know, like if I take my bowl up, it's a lot, it's pretty easy to screve. up my position, all right? It's a lot of pressure. There's no hostility. I'm just here to do a job,

all right, my little, my little, uh, my little French burnt peanut fibula. That was, that was good, Ben. All right. So I'm just going to hit the breaks here on this romantic situation, all right? It's like, if I take my off the ball, you know, it's like, it'll be a problem. So I understand. So Daisy's like, Ben, dinner's not ate, what's on the manual? He's like, all right, well, we're going to do filet and the whole slapper. Oh, another topic, by the way, when you're given a whole fish, you're going to want to have like a station to dissect the fish for lack of a better term, right?

She's like, well, you want me to fillet the fish. Yes, yes, you know how to serve a whole fish. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it takes too long, Ben. I'm not going to fillet the fish. I'm not going to fill it. I'm not going to do it. There's absolutely no way I can fill it, eight fish at the same time. I don't have enough people.

I don't have enough hands. We'd need eight of me. This is crazy to say, go fillet, ate fish at the same time. This is nuts, especially for people who don't do this regularly, you know? Like, sure, maybe one, maybe one of your staff knows how to properly do this, but this is, like, specialized, you know, and I'm sure there's people who are going to agree with me. It's not easy. Like when I had to do it, I had to be trained. I mean, I didn't have to go to a school, but like the chef took me aside, trained me how to do it. We practiced on a few fish that were really fucked up that we got to eat for crew meal. Like it was a thing. Like you have to be trained to do it. You're not just like, oh, well, we're on a yacht. So they do it. Have you worked on this yacht? Have you looked around this yacht? These people are not going to know how to flay this fish, sir. I recently, like, cooked a whole fish and I watched like many videos. I watched, I watched many videos. I watched my

over and over and over and over and over again. I like learned. I studied. I did all the thing. It's like, okay, I know what to do. Head comes off, tail comes off, top part, bottom part. Then we just cut down the middle and move it out, lift the thing. And I was like, easy enough. The videos are pretty straightforward. Oh, no, totally mangled.

Not, I did not bones. The bones were part of my life. You cannot, it's just, it's not just something to walk into, you know. Yeah. We should have a fish filet party. We can do it together. We can compete. We can be like, okay, whose fillet is better.

It's like, Top Chef. Well, you know that, of course, after watching this episode a blow deck, I then spent the next half an hour of watching deboning videos. And I was like, I want to make a whole fish just to learn. I want to learn. I want to get the skill down. Yeah. I don't take the head and the tail off. I go down the spine with a knife and kind of you separate the thing.

And then you push it the way of the bones. Like people, you see them doing it now. And they're like bringing the meat off the bone towards the tail. You know, like going from head to tail? Oh, you don't do it that way. That's not the way the videos do it. You go with the bone. Yeah, the videos do what you say.

The videos basically are like pull the tail off, like the little tail off and sort of like pull the head off. Because if it's cooked all the way through, they should sort of come off. And then at the top and the bottom, the fish, there's usually like little little fins. You sort of pluck here, pull there. And then once those are separated, cut a line down the spine. And then you push the meat in the way of the bones, like follow the bones. moves out the way and then you lift this entire skeleton up and out and then you put it all all that stuff easier said than done though it looks actually pretty simple but truly you have to know you have

to know yeah so yeah so it's the thing you have to be trained to do and so she's right she's right on this and he's like oh please you know like it's beautiful a whole fish they'll enjoy it's like this is a ridiculous request you got to be taught this you don't hire a waiter and be like go do a go to a table side. So she's like, Ben, it's going to take too long. Like, please come up with a different plan. He's like, no, I'd love to have a whole fish. She's like, oh, God.

Then you're going to need to fill it for me. He's like, no, I'm willing to help you. But like, we also have a cake to tackle. Then don't do this. He is doing this because she's, she told him when lunch that the crew should be. And he is punishing her. Because he knows that this is hard. He knows he's also sickler.

He would never want a beautiful whole. whole fish to be mangled by like Alicia up there. So he's like, but he doesn't care because now he's also, has a vendetta. He's also a little manipulator because we saw him go to Captain Jason today. Like, could I just talk to as a bro to get his thing, his come up for Jenna.

And now he's doing this thing with her. And he knows that Jason's going to be sitting there at dinner too. So he's trying to make her look stupid in front of Captain Jason. Oh, you little bitch, Ben. Yeah. So now Jenna's getting ready. and like well they're all getting ready for this dinner so the guests arrive and uh jason sits down and i'm like oh god i can't believe jason's be sitting here for this whole fish situation so the

the fish are getting are the fish are ready to go they look amazing by the way i'm like oh i'm so sad how these fish are about to get mangled because we know that they are going to and so now daisy comes in and she's like you really want me to fill at them you really want me to do this are you fucking kidding me i already told ben this is an awful idea you're supposed to think about it over the next few hours and pivot like you normally do. I can't believe we're actually doing this. Listen, I can do. I'll come up and help you later, you know, but we've got a cake.

It's quite a lot to do, but I've seen people at the Ritz Carlton be able to do it in about one minute. You wouldn't last at the Ritz Carlton for five fucking minutes, sir. No. We've been seeing this season with your fucking drippy eggs. Yeah. By the way, all those videos take like, it all to, it takes two minutes maybe. For a real pro, I think it takes two minutes. But like all the videos that I watched were about three minutes.

How about that? Just bringing up the Ritz Carlton when you served overcooked fish last week, dish soap and your eggs and runny eggs, please leave the Ritz Carlton out of this. Yeah. Also, there's no, just because it's a Ritz Carlton does not mean that they have a decent food program anyway. So, um, anyway, the point is. The Ritz Carlton's a hotel. And you assume they'll have a good restaurant, but they may not.

I say this as someone who once splurged on a Ritz-Coulton, and there is a bad restaurant. How about that? Everyone, don't be fooled. Don't be fooled. There, I'm saying all the truth. It was Marina del Rey. Rich Carlton, Marina del Rey. I said it.

I said it. Shitty restaurant. Don't ever stay there or go to that restaurant. It was actually a bad. So, Daisy. goes upstairs and she's carrying this fish and she's like, I don't know what I'm going to do with this fish. And Jo's like, I can fill it if you want. And so, and the galley bend's like, I told you, sir, this is going to be a fucking nightmare. Yeah, because of you. So now we go to the dinner table and Daisy's like, all right, for a main course, you've got a whole snapper fish with a burblon sauce and New York striploid steak.

And she starts walking away and someone's like, um, I, uh, do I, uh, do I, how do I do I? How do I do? How do I do? this and she's like oh well would anybody like help fillet it like she tried anyone like some cavemen to destroy their fish for them we have sure why right it i loved that she was like all right here's your fish i'm i'm out of here like can you to be fair she did say would anyone like their fish filleted she did but she was going to walk away and they said wait i don't know how to do this like oh wait would would anybody like their fish done and so now you have daisian's route and what i was saying before is that like these videos the the fish you know okay let's say it takes two minutes maybe a pro can do it in like 30 seconds or a minute but it let's say let's go let's say that someone can do it in a

minute if there's like six fish on the table that means that someone is waiting six minutes for their fish because it takes all those other fish before like it's not smart you're not going to have you're not going to be able to have every single person on this crew being able to take care of every single fish and then if they are able to do it they're not going to be able to do it at the same skill level. It's just such a terrible, terrible idea. I think you show the fish and then you bring them back downstairs and then you fillet them and then you like come back up with the fillets. I think, but like sitting there and watching them all struggle, it makes the crew look bad. They're waiting. They're anxious and it looks just as messy. It's just such a shitty idea. And to say that like,

oh, but we've got a cake to do. You got Ellie there. Ellie's big thing is that she makes the cakes. So this was just total bullshit. Yeah. So everybody's struggling. Nobody knows how to do it. And it's a fish disaster. I mean, this fish looks. like shit. It's being mangled all over the place. And Ben's like, oh, God, do you need my assistance with the fillet? And so he's like, oh, God, it's a bloody nightmare up there. None of the girls are even there. None of them are there. None of them. So Jason is now helping them. And he's like, well, the fish looks fantastic and it's well presented. However, the guests should not be witnessing this. I think we're facing the same problem that we've been

facing all season. There's a communication discrepancy. No, there's not. He's said we're going to do a whole fish. He said, we can't do that. And he said, you're going to do it anyway. It's communicated. He's just not going to listen. So let's see who you're going to blame on this one. I know. I am mortified. And for Ben to be shocked that this is the state of affairs. I mean, come on. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So that was the end of the recap. However, with all this talk about fish, we'd be remiss. If we'd be remiss, if we'd, We did not do a fish report. Fish report.

Now it's time for a fish report. Do I have the fish report? I do have the fish report. Okay, it's coming up. It is coming up. It's a fish report. There's a fish. There's a fish who's about the fish reported on.

Here he comes. Okay. Let's see what the fish report does. Isn't it rich? Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? This looks like the beginning of a little mermaid because we're underwater. Oh, I love it.

Fish report. Oh, my gosh. It has titles on it. It would have been better if we were singing Fish Report. Fish Report. Oh, my gosh. Okay, let's start ever. Fish Report.

Fish report. Oh, my God. It's a fish report. Ben, that is so cool. Ben made titles for this. This looks so pro. I made a fish transition. I made a fish transition.

Where'd you got all these fish? This looks so good. I just, uh, well, I subscribe to one of those sites where you get like music and images and I just got a bunch of fish images and I put them together and I used Apple Motion and I made a fish transition. This is my pride and joy. This really looks great. Nicely downloaded a special font.

So I'm just happy. Just a creative, just a creative outlet for me today. Now, I didn't even notice these fish. These are two sharks, two different kinds of shark. One is like a black velvet shark? What the fuck kind of shark is that? I've never seen that kind of shark before. I don't think that one's a shark else.

That may just... It's not? Well, it could be. I don't know. We need that. On crappy hour this week, we had a marine biologist, and we really need her help right now. Let me look it up.

But it has a fin. Black sharks. Is there such a thing as... I think it might just be a dark... Well, there is something called a red-tailed black shark, but that's, I don't think that is what it is. I mean, there are things called black sharks, but that doesn't, I don't think that's a shark.

I don't know. I'm going to say this right now. I don't think it's a shark. You know what I think it is? I actually think it's a toy. I think someone put in a little fish toy and the shark is chasing it because they're cool. It does look like a toy that the shark is chasing. It's like a plushy.

But look how there's like a remote control little like whale toy, like a whale shark, but not a whale shark, but a whale, comma, slet shark. But you know, here's so impressive. I'm sorry that my bubbles are totally obscuring the shot of the shark. I love it. No, that's kind of why I keep doing it because I'm like, whoa, those bubbles are so neat. I like that they're like from different schools,

but they can still swim the same. Like they're even turning their tails at the exact same time. I mean, this is, I love some good choreography. These are good friends. I think these sharks are doing that the, or these two fish are, they're basically doing like the fish version of Fast and Furious.

Like, guys, guys, watch. Okay. So that one over that's Paul Walker. and then I'm like the guy chasing Paul Walker and then like watch well it's oh wait what happened we don't we get news very late down here I don't see does something happen

Paul Walker please don't say anything happened to Paul Walker oh wait who's that other goldfish that came in there was that from another shot yeah oh look at this one look at this photo bomber oh god these sharks are chaotic first of all you have this one this big goldfish is working for the shark

It's like, okay, I'm going to trick the camera. I'm going to, I'll be, I'll cover you. I'll cover you. It's covering you. Uh-oh, there's a shark. It's attacking you. And it attacks the camera. What the hell?

This shark is really out of control. Just attacking the camera. Okay, you are, you're trying it. But meanwhile, mom fish over there, the red snapper who winds up on the plate is like, oh, honey, have you seen Susan? Mom, you're in the way. I'm trying to kill somebody. I'm trying to hit a camera.

Get the hell out of my way, mother. It's like when a publicist is like walking on the red carpet and just blocks the camera in front of Nicole Kidman. Like, get out of there. This is where I come to cry. This shark who is hitting the camera. This is the Jenna shark. Whatever. Whatever.

It's never likes me that I want. The drunk Jenna shark. There's been private text. It's not supposed to share private texts. Like, can you even eat me, Shark? You are totally flat. Like, am I supposed to be? be afraid you're no jaws okay you flat face shark I know you look like an insert for a shoe

to keep it like uh properly shaped when you pack it or like a shoe horn like what are you gonna help me get on my tight nikes and come on you look like you look like one of many different shoe accessories and look at the shark in the and look like I want to put my drink down on you you know what I mean so I don't get a ring on the table fucking coaster head did someone asked for a slipper because here I am who wants a kiss from a slipper The mom fish is like, I wasn't trying to interrupt. I just wanted to make a heart shape with our shadows. Wait, look at the shark on the background on the right with its friend.

It's like, oh, my God, get out of here. It's getting dangerous. Yeah, it's like, they're fighting. It's like, guys, we have to go. The other one's like, wait a second, but we're friends. Are there two fish or is just one? It looks like, you know, on the riot. I think it's just one.

Yeah, this one. I mean, it looked like a big fish and a small fish by seeing now it's just one fish. Oh, Ben, that's really offensive. because that's his tail, I think, that you were saying. Meanwhile, the other fish in the background is like, oh, you think this is the first time you've seen this? I've attacked many. Look at this.

Look at it coming from the middle of nowhere. From the dust cloud in the center of the screen comes this fish. There he is. Oh, actually, that's the toy shark. It's not a shark. I refuse to call it a shark. Are you talking about this thing right here? Yeah, that one.

Look at it coming in. Oh, that looks like alien. You know that the thing in alien that comes to get you. Ooh, look at that big scary alien head. Oh. But it's so, it's so non-impressed by this. It's so unimpressed by this. The shark is being so extra attacking the cameraman.

The other fish is like, well, just another Sunday. I know. Hey, you'd have a lot more fun in life if you smiled more, tuts. What's with the frown? Guess what? Internet's down again. This one's attacking a camera. Why don't we deal with the real problems in life?

Internet. It's a person constantly on the neighbor. neighborhood thread. Like, is anybody else's internet real slow today? Today I was walking around and a shark attacked a camera trying to do something. And suddenly we got, we crack down on these hooligans. Okay. Now we go to this crazy fish, which we love, this showgirl fish. Glamorous. Very glamorous lionfish. It's like, hello. Today I shall be touring a piece of coral.

Just because I wear gorgeous dresses that have fans. all over them. Doesn't mean I want to have to dust all the coral, but I'll do it. I'll do it. The answer is yes, I was at the Cannes Film Festival. My film had a premiere there, and I was wonderful in it. Absolutely wonderful. Seven minutes standing ovation. Not that you care. Excuse me, did somebody steal my coral? No, I have no idea what you're talking about. Really, because you were the last person seen with my coral. No, no idea what you're talking about. Is my coral under your dress? Absolutely not. You think you're going to look under my dress, you a little pervert.

The answer is, yes, I do you, Let'sise. At a certain age, your eyelashes too thin out, but you know what? Nothing, some medication can't fix. It's my choice. I went to the Botox lady today, and she offered to remove some of the lines from my face, and I said,

what are you trying to take away my nature? You monster. You know, Warren Beatty never gave me a compliment ever. But he did give me a penis. Lots and lots of penis. All right, here. This is beautiful.

This little flower thing. It's like a screensaver. We go from the most beautiful anemone-type thing to this disgusting Moray eel. Yeah, this is really beautiful. Wow. But that personality, I just want to say this is just such a hot, this is a hot girl anemone. It's like, hi. Yeah, I just got my hair done.

Yeah. Like, it has nothing to say. It's just hot. This is like too beautiful, I think, to even be in this. same shots as like look what's about to come. Fuggo McGee here. I know. Hey, Mel. Yeah, he's like, I got your order ready, flow.

Ding. Do you want your burger done all the way? It looks like a puppet. Look, it looks like a puppet being controlled from under the coral or whatever. It's like a, it's like, I mean, I do love the Moray Eels. And this one is, this is the most puppety looking one of all time. And we just had that big Moray eel situation. Was it last week, two weeks ago?

They were all singing that one came up in the front. They were singing Bohemian Rhapsody. But this one is just like, this one is so puppety. You cannot tell me there's more, more ill and like hidden away. Like that is a human's arm underneath there. This is like my before getting my wattle surgery shot here. By the way, you don't have bats in your cave. You literally have cats hanging out of your nose.

Like, what the hell? Wipe your nose, bro. You're on camera. It's like, guys, oh my God. I'm just like stuffed up once again. No, it's because you've got, you put peanuts in your nostrils. Take them out. More sharks, underside of sharks.

This one has a really nice line here coming down. I think this would be like the V on people, which Erica from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills called cum gutters. Disgusting, but the shark has them. The shark is like, oh my God, I hope I'm not being shot from an unflattering angle. the shark is also a bit puppety look at its mouth that's like a very puppet mouth right yeah it is it's kind of cute um yeah that it's kind of cute i love it i love that it's like has an adam's apple as well yeah very smooth smooth underside now this one i want to watch quick how how quick it moves

i love the pulsation of this jellyfish you know i never learned until fish report how different jellyfish are from each other. And this one is more solid than some, and it just has such a beautiful pulse. I noticed this. It's like, doot, do, do. It's definitely like at the UDM festival. This one's like,

bleep, boop, booop, yeah, it's like, oh my God, John Somet's playing in Tampa. Guys, we gotta go. You got to go. Oh my God, did you guys see Cascade? So good. I got tickets to the pool party.

It was amazing. Love that. You guys, I'm really smart. You can see my brain. Look at it. Are you guys going to see Tiesto at Cachella? Yeah. He's playing at like the Sahara Tan.

I'm going to be there. You guys, Justin Bieber just did a set, like sitting at a table and watching his own YouTube's. Oh my God. I just heard the Thundrapass remix of Brave by Sarah Borellas like it was fire. Does my brain make my butt look big? Just like big. People think I have a bob. That's just the shape of my head.

Okay. This is a pretty fish. This is a gorgeous fish, but this fish is like, God, I love being camouflaged. No one can see me at all. It's like, uh, ma'am. We see ya. I love when they show fish just hanging out.

When they're not like actually swimming, they're just lying on things. Because they just, it just feels weird to see a fish lying around, like that one shark that's always sleeping on the ground. This one, just lying against the coral, acting like a, blending in like we see you you are a bright gorgeous teal it also has um like an 80s sitcom

face where it's just like and now ruth mcgillicuddy and she's like and she just has a big open mouth smile that never closes like the next door neighbor to check the mail she wears a visor she's mrs pool i'll say it she's mrs pool love her um this is that same um lined face fit clown What do you call this? Not a clownfish. What did you call this? Lionfish, but this one is now giving you some wisdom that you'll need for your journey. You need to seek the answers, haven't you?

Yeah. That's what it's saying. I really love on these lionfish how they have leaf lips. Like they have leaves coming out of their lips. It's just so cute. Yeah. Oh, look at this starfish. This is my favorite starfish.

It looks like it's a smores. it's like marshmallow but it has like it has char but also chocolate chips on top of it it's like delicious looking this reminds me of one time my friends were over and they were like oh my god

have you guys been on Grindr and I was like no because I still believe in like fucking people in real life and they were like well there's like anything going on Grindr that you have to be you have to get shot snap from Monkey Pox they're like

did you have sex with the Did he have his shots for monkeypox? I mean, this was a few years ago, but this was what I was imagining. The starfish. You're like, it looks delicious. I'm like, it looks like private parts with monkey parts with monkey fox on it. I think it looks like a marshmallow. It looks like a big marshmallow version of a starfish with like chocolate chips on it.

Like, it's like some, it was a misguided attempt at making it look delicious. Like someone made a marshmallow star star, starfish. And then they were like, you know what, let's decorate it with chocolate chips. It's like, oh, we went too far. We ruined it. We never should have touched it any further. That's the same fish.

No, it's a different fish. No, that's just, we've, this is a fish we've seen. We've seen this. We've seen this fish. But this, you know, I thought what was fun this one. It's just so alone right now. It's so alone. Like it's like, you guys all think you're so above me.

They're like, we're literally above you, Ruth. All you have to do is swim up here. We're all here. We're just waiting for you. I'd like to be invited, though. You are. Looks like they're flying in the clouds, right? Yeah.

So pretty. It's like, yeah. And look at these, these stingrays are just like, this is Phoenix. This is Phoenix in the ashes. Yeah. I mean, what happened to the ocean?

They all look like they're in fucking dances with dragons or whatever that's I know. This is like, this is like from the creators of Game of Thrones come true stingrays. in a dust cloud. I am the one who has earned the rights to call this seabed my kingdom. It's like, no, it is mine. It was promised to me. Oh, yes. Well, then I shall see about that because I shall challenge you to a dragon duel.

There are no dragons. Fine. I will find a starfish. All right, you won't let me have the throne? Smell my armpit. Oh, yeah, you like that? All right, sucker. Now we've got a sideways. Oh, is it over?

Now we've got a little sideways fish. I like this one. This is another open-mouthed fish. I think it's chasing something. Look, it's bullying that little goldfish. Oh, goldfish is trying to get out of way. Yeah, this is a real, talk about a real bully fish. Just because it has a nice, cool blue accents, all of the sudden, it gets to bully this poor goldfish.

I don't think so, sir. What's happening down near the tail of this fish? Is that another fish? Oh, their other fit. They're like baby fish. swimming with the mom's fish. You know, sometimes these fish really need to observe some personal space.

They really get all up in other fish's business, you know? But that's, yeah, she probably's the mom. It's the kids. She's like, listen, you're trying to afford child care. Okay. Sometimes we have to bring our children places. I know this is not appropriate. Okay.

So I'm watching an R-rated movie. I'm hunting with my children in the car. Okay, well, forgive me. Well, now I think she's chewing away the goldfish. Now she's like, get out of here, John Kusack. I don't want you playing your stereo on my coral lawn. My kids are my angels. They're not ready for premarital sex.

Get out of here. Chew, chew. Fish report. It's been the fish report. These titles, killers. Great job. They bounce. They bounce.

Loved it. Yes, Ben. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for being with. us we will be back you know for the rest of our lives and yours hopefully bye everybody talk to you next

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