Watch What Crappens - #3374 Summer House S10E16 Part Two: Time to SkiDaddle

Episode Date: May 20, 2026

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapKyle and Amanda kinda break up on the Summer House finale and Lindsay gets closure with Carl. Then West announces to Ben and America that he doesn't want to give Ciara the wrong idea before going to make out with Ciara, giving her the wrong idea. Can’t wait to watch him get ripped for the next three weeks. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to watch what crap and the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. You know what? A secret about me for as much as I talk about big business and soap dish,

I low-key love Jerry McGuire. Yes, I haven't seen it in years, but I love it. Yeah. Stundant enough. I mean, that was a good one. like a good straight guy movie. That was definitely a straight guy movie. But there was Bonnie Hunt.

That's true. I always remember. But you know, Bonnie Hunt I've always felt like because everyone's like, you guys, Bonnie Hunt is the most brilliant comedian and blah, blah, blah. She's like the most underrated comic actor. And I've always really liked Bonnie Hunt. I'm not about to shit talk her. So calm down everybody.

But I just always felt like you don't catch on because you're not, like, I need more camp. You know? She's dry Midwestern. Yeah, she's too, she's too like, I need more camp. Like if you're going to be like a gay icon, I need more from you. Well, she's got those things. Here's the thing with Bonnie Hunt. Back in 2006, I was getting signed.

I was fledgling young, hope to be takeover Hollywood by Storm screenwriter. And I got signed by an agency. And I went to the agency to have my meeting, to meet with them. and I rode the elevator up with Bonnie Hunt. And she was very Midwestern folksy. And she started asking me questions. Like, oh, hi, how's it going? What's your name?

You hear? What do you hear for? I'm like, well, I'm not to be with these agents. And I'm hoping that I sigh with him. And I don't know why suddenly started opening up to Bonnie Hunt. It's a very long elevator ride, apparently. And then we both were in the lobby. And I think her agent was like Ari Emanuel himself.

And I could be wrong. I could be elevating the story. But he came out to get her. And she's like, oh, by the way, this is Ben Mandelker. He's a lovely young screenwriter, and he's going to be a huge success in Hollywood. So take good care of him. I mean, is Bonnie Hunt not an angel or what? Okay?

She did this to me. Okay, I like Bonnie Hunt more now. That's cute. She didn't even know who I was, but she advocated for me with, in my mind, Ari Emanuel, but it could have been just someone else. But either way, she advocated for me with Barack Obama. Can you even believe it? And that's when I was asked to come into the White House in the future.

Well, you know, that's pretty cute. So I take it all back. Well, there's, you were not, but that's like the best performance I mean of Bonnie Hunt was in that elevator. No, that is actually really sweet. And you do love a good celebrity elevator story. And like, you'll see somebody on an elevator or an escalator. Like, I'm not going to discount the escalators, but you will see somebody at a target and then you'll love them forever because you saw them on an escalator. And that's just how it's like, you're like, I saw them.

They were on an elevator. and now I'm going to go to the mat for that person. But this one was also very supportive. Yeah. Well, I had a good elevator ride with Emmylou Harris once. That was a good one. I talked with her. But I also had one with Mark Wahlberg in the elevator at Target.

And I'm not going to. You're still a huge Mark Wahlberg fan, have a poster, an instrument. We didn't have an interaction, so I can't go to bat for that. That worked out well. He turned out to be a real great person, Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, real, real wonderful. I think that's the end of my elevator. Really healthy for the gaze.

Really good to the gaze. Okay, so West is talking to Ben. What? I once wrote an elevator with, it was Harley Rose. This is what happened. You say elevator, and then it's like your autobiography comes out. You should write an autobiography on people you've been in an elevator. Writing in elevators with boys.

The Benavators. People, people, people, people, people, people, stories about Ben being on the elevator with people. You do have a lot of them. Oh, yes. All right. So people who aren't elevating, these are two people who are like lying on chairs. And it's West and Ben.

So West's like, um, can I say something? Like, if me and Sierra together and like Sabrina's there, you know, could you like tell her to like, calm down. Like maybe just like tell her not to like, not tell us to like date in the moment because like we're like two steps away from that point. And I just want you to like chill. You know what I mean? Like she's just such a lover.

But like I don't want to give Sierra the wrong impression, you know? Like I mean, we've liked each other. But you know, I know what happened. She can't she can't handle like dating casually. I just don't want her to give her the wrong impression, which is why I'm going to go stare into her eyes. And a couple's fire in just a minute and make out with her. You fucking douchebag West. You fucking, this is typical West.

Like, he's going to sit down and he's going to tell America, I'm clearly not into Sierra. Look how not into Sierra I am, everybody. And then he's going to go with his action show how completely into Sierra she is. So he can mind fuck her and then make her look crazy to the rest of us. You fuck. You're not that smart West. Okay?

We can tell because you've never gotten your haircut right once. Okay? It's been three years. When he's like, you know, it's like really hard. Like, it's pretty clear. that our baseline is like really like being close and flirty and like we have really good sexual tension and everything and like all I want to do is like be like around her and everything but like I'm also not like trying to portray that I'm like a boyfriend that's like not what I'm doing

but like why not like you have this great you just listed everything reason why like why wouldn't you be a boyfriend to this like this this this amazing person like Sierra is like drop dead gorgeous but I shouldn't even leave with the fact that she's dropped dead gorgeous how about we'd leave with the fact that she seems like a really interesting, cool, good person. She's building a house. She's saving this relic of her family down in North Carolina to like rehabilitate it because like generational wealth is very important. And she's doing all these great things. She's like she's thinking a beyond and above herself. I mean, I don't know. I don't have to go down a resume of why Sierra is a catch and why he's not a catch. Like why would you not want to portray herself as a boyfriend?

But the thing is we also know this is bullshit because here he is saying I'm I'm not trying to portrayed that I'm a boyfriend. While at this moment, he is the one who has released a joint same with Amanda saying, we're giving our relationship a real shot. And he's in a committed relationship with Amanda. So you are able to portray that you're a boyfriend, but you just don't want to do it with Sierra, which has all sorts of layers of problematic stuff attached to it. Well, I mean, even if you don't want to be in a relationship, like, that's fine if you don't want to be in a relationship with Sierra. I don't care. Like, I mean, I think you're an idiot, but I don't care. But it's the fact.

that you're leading her on to think that you do. And don't say that you're not be just because you have little scenes like this, because you totally do. And we all know the reason you're not doing it is because you have an ass pass sponsored by Bravo, which you have as long as you're on television. And you're going to use that ass pass to his fullest. And I don't think he's in a relationship with Amanda either. I think he's cheating all over the place with her too. I mean, apparently we find out on the reunion that he's had a girlfriend this whole summer, West. How about that? So, like, this guy's just full. of shit and I don't want to hear it anymore from him. I'm so sick of this fucking guy.

He's not he's not motivated by friendship or the potential of a relationship with Sierra. He's motivated by getting out of the doghouse with America. He's very he's very conscious of his public image. That's that's what I sincerely believe. That being said, by the way, I do think it's probably fair that he was like, can you tell Sabrina to stop trying to be like, you guys should be together. You guys should be together. Because I imagine Sabrina's like that. Like she's like, oh my God, you guys should totally date. You guys should totally date. She is like that.

We see her like that on TV. Like, are we going on the doubles date now? You guys made up. Oh, my God. Can you tell Sabrina to chill? I think that's actually, even from West, I think it's a fair request. Yeah. It's not the request that's making me crazy.

It's the fact that he's saying this. And then in about 10 minutes, he's going to end up at a fire after hours while Ben and Sabrina cuddle on one couch. and then he and Sierra Cuddle staring at each other's eyes on the other couch and then make out. You know, it's like, well, what is it? Because it looks like it's about to be a foursome in 10 minutes. So he's like, please stop giving everybody the wrong impression. You're giving everybody the wrong impression.

Yeah, I really just, I just, I hate this hedging that he's doing because that's what it is. He's just hedging. He's like, okay, I'm out of the doghouse. But now that I'm here, I kind of like, the chase is over. So now I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't want to be tied down. And it's just, it's such bullshit. It's so immature. It's a waste of all of our time, too.

We spent all this time watching this, whether we're rooting or not. We dedicated time to have this guy now be like, oh, but I don't want to be portrayed as a boyfriend. Like, because I just don't want to break her heart like that. I was like, go get over yourself. Yeah, agreed. So, fuck this guy. So now, Amanda's like, Carl. All I want request tonight.

I think we bring back what we used to do and we all jump in the pool. And Kyle's like, I thought we were going to talk. It's like, can we talk? I'm like, no, I'm going to go to the pool. So now in the DJ room, Bailey's looking for Levi because that's her real love. Bailey says the thing that America was saying a few weeks ago. Where'd Levi go? Where'd Levi just go?

Where's Levi? So she's looking for her. and then a girl's talking to Jesse. And she's like, oh, my God, you don't have a jacket? But it's a ski party. He's like, yeah, well, for you, anything, I'm really glad I could keep it warm. And he takes off his faux for a jacket.

And then people are eating pizza, and there's like hugs. It's like, hey, Lindsay, how's your igloo chat? I mean, it was good. I knew I made that igloo for something. Yeah, I mean, after watching you build it, I was like, that's where I knew I wanted. to talk to Carl in a small geodesic dome that he would be trapped in.

What? I just wanted to get your house some TV time. He's like, I love you and think. So then Sierra and Amanda come in and they're just eating. You know, it's still a party scene. So it's like, woohoo, woo, woo, woo. And so Carl's asking, he's like, dude, can we just have a moment, Amanda?

Can we just have a moment? And she just walks past him. And then he's like, um, you want a dog to her? And he's like, well, I mean, not, I guess. guess. Okay, but what if she doesn't want to talk? I mean, I think you should try to talk to her and see if she wants to talk to you. But if she doesn't, don't. Okay. I just, okay, America, look at me, I'm going to cry. I just ruined the last weekend of the summer. It's not the greatest feeling in the world. And I'm kind of scared of what she's going to say. I mean, like, yeah, what are we going to do? Like, have, like, another conversation about how to recover from this. No, I just feel like, I just gave her everything she needed to kind of, like, walk out the door, you know? As long as she doesn't take my speaker. I'll be happy. Yeah. You did give her everything she needs to walk out the door.

Now, help her walk out the door, is what I say. So people are doing shots on the luge. Yvonne's checking with Carl. And he's like, oh, my night's been transformational. It was good. I learned a lot. You know, I needed to have some conversations that I haven't had a long time. It was one little step in the right direction today.

You know, one small step for man, but a huge step for Lindsaykind. It was huge. So who's big? Big deal. Brick and mortar. One soft step for man. One really soft step for mankind. Well, I'm really happy to hear that, Carl.

Thanks a lot. So then Sierra's enjoying some chicken wings. And Amanda says, I'm going to do something crazy. And this actually, by the way, I thought this would be a little alarming. Amanda puts the chicken wing. She dips it into the dip into the ranch, and then she, like, puts the chicken wing in her mouth, and she, like, licks the ranch off of it,

like it's a lollipop, but doesn't eat the chicken wing. And I was like, first of all, that's a waste of a wing. You basically just put your mouth all over this wing without even eating it, which I don't approve of. But also, I'm like, this pings on my unauthorized, unlicensed radar of, like, is this how we should be eating food? I don't, I didn't love this for her. I was like a little concerned, honestly.

Yeah, and they're like, that was weird, Amanda. She's like, well, I'm being silly because I don't want to acknowledge the reality of the situation with Kyle. I will not eat it. Sorry, it's Lindsay. I will not eat a chicken wing until I resolve things with Kyle. So Sabrina is talking to you. Yeah. By the way, this is Amanda's version of silly.

Licking chicken wings. Wasting chicken wings that someone else could have eaten. Thanks. So Sabrina checks in with Kyle. He's not doing well. He's like, I haven't seen my wife. And so they're like, oh, my God, go talk to her. Go talk to her.

So then Amanda's still talking to the girls. And she's like, but I'm sad about Kyle, but I'm really so grateful for the both of you, you guys. Could you guys say what I think? And you speak it out loud. And, like, you know, you're never saying anything that, like, I don't actually feel. Oh, my God, can we have one fucking night that's not about you crying?

For fuck sake. It's like the finale party. Leave them alone. Sierra's like, I like, you know what? I think I really like West. I'd like to have a relationship with him. Oh my God, you did it again. Thank you, Sierra.

Just, I think I'm gonna fuck West. Oh my God. It's like you just keep saying the things that's on my mind. Yeah. So Sierra's like, I just want you to be happy Amanda. And she's like, I know, I just, I don't know before. Like, I've said this before, but like, I'm fear that I'm not enough for anyone else. And they're like, oh, stop it.

That's not true. Well, you know who else feels like that? That chicken wing. How you made it feel all used and now can't be eaten by anybody else. Just sitting there. Like, am I even good enough? What am I doing here? Coding of saliva.

Thanks a lot. So Amanda's like, guys, it's not your job to boost me up. But we love you. We love doing this. I'm just so tired of you guys having to always console me. I'm like, yeah, look at how much you are. You're absorbing all of their energy and you're going to turn around and do what you do, Amanda. You're a spiritual vampire, you know?

I'm so sad. Like, I feel so bad. Like, you guys are always having to worry about me, which is why I'm bringing it up again right now. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. So they give her a pet talk. They're like, Amanda, you're a confident woman. Yeah, Amanda, we believe in you.

And you're going to be great. and you need to stand up for yourself. She's like, yeah, I am going to. And Sierra's like, bitch, you need, you're off your fucking rocker. I got to be honest with you. I'm getting tired of this shit. Like, if you want me, I'm going to stop handling you with kid gloves. And if she's like, tell me how it is, girlfriend.

She's like, well, if this was Mia, I would have gone to her house and we would have packed her shit. And she would have been gone. And if you want to fucking go, tell me. And I'll schedule every fucking thing around packing your shit up. And I'm just like, oh my God. This is what I need to hear. I don't need to be handled like a baby. But also at the same time, bitch,

we're not gonna sit here and cry about it and not do anything about it. Okay. You are in charge of your life. You have to stop letting life happen to you. Okay, great. I'm gonna fuck West. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Come back. Come back to the five time. Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean. So Sierra's like, you need to let him know, you're serious. And if you treat me this way, if you say, fuck you to me, I'm leaving and I'm going and we can work on our relationships living independently. And that's it. And Mia's like, truly. So Amanda's like, yes, thank you so much, girlfriends that I'm never going to fuck over in my whole life. And then we go back to Ben and Sabrina and Kyle, um, baby and Kyle, because both of them need to constantly be babyed at every party we have.

So, um, they're like, poor Kyle. They're like, you're so sad. You need to go talk to He's like, oh, we're good, dude, whatever. So then Ben puts his pizza down on the chair, goes, fuck the pizza. It's like, this is the grave that I dug. And then we see Sierra saying, you are still so fucking young. If you want to divorce Kyle and move on to someone else, you can, Amanda. And because you need to start taking care of yourself before anyone else can. And then back to Kyle and Ben and Sabrina.

And they're hugging him. And he's like, dude, I thought I was going to have a chance to dog to Amanda tonight. but I don't think you want to talk to me now if I can be honest. Sabrina's like, go get her. That's your girl. It doesn't matter what she's doing. Do what I do with Sierra and just say, I love you.

Don't be afraid. Let the fear out. Find your true person. Go after her. Get her. So Kyle goes towards Amanda and Mia's like, Amanda, it's time to put your big girl pants on. And yeah, yeah, go do it. Go do it. Enough. It's enough. Time's up. Time's up.

You got to just go, do something with your life here. And Sierra's like, honestly, I think living alone would be really great. Move out, move out, move out, move out. So Kyle walks up and then they're like, oh, hey, Kyle. Hi. And he's just standing there like, uh, oh, uh, uh, I just want to say hi. Okay. Uh, okay, cool.

She's like, okay, let's go jump in the pool. So, guess is break. is a break up. Kyle, we already did Jerry McGuire. Okay. So then they're like, okay, time to do the pool thing. Let's go jump in the pool. So they, Kyle comes up and tries to hug Amanda.

He's like, can I argue? No. No, we can talk tomorrow. He's like, what's the dillio? Well, you apologize for something completely irrelevant. What? I, so I apologize for, like, spinning sick beats on the stereo system.

I mean, if I can't apologize for that, what can I apologize for? How could you apologize and then still say Dillio? You know, I hate that. You're not, it's not 1993 and you're not on an after-school sitcom. But I thought Dill was your favorite herb. No, it's Sorrel. Sorrel is my favorite. I just used Dill to pour rent on top of and then suck it off of it.

Oh, all right. So she just blows him off. And then she goes to have fun with everybody else. And he's like, I don't want to cry. I don't want to cry confessions. Oh, please. You're the man who sobbed in your home confessional during COVID season. I love that.

Wedding. When they had to like, when they had to tape themselves doing confessions or whatever during COVID. And he's like, oh, lover boy is just so hard. Blah! And you started sobbing. And I was like, okay, close the laptop. close a lot of God. Wow.

Wow. Yeah, he is definitely a cryer. It is funny that he's suddenly having a moment of restraint. He's like, well, it's been 10 years. I feel like the severity of my actions have just compounded and thrown a wrenching things and could possibly lead to us not coming back as a couple. So now everyone is like, okay, everyone, let's jump in.

They jump in the pool joylessly. And Kyle's like, it's just a lot of memories. I don't know. I've just been weighing down on me because I don't want what we have here. it just all of a sudden disappear and the thing the thought we might come back not as a couple to this house makes me realize that I could have actually had all these years not as a couple and had so much more fun I waste so much time oh my god I just can't stop by crying I think about it now I'm going to show you I'm so sad about not being good with Amanda that I'm going to go out

now without her oh Kyle so everybody is going to bed the party's over some people are going out Some people are not going out. Sabrina and Ben are making out in bed. Yvonne's in bed with Lindsay chatting, talking about making fun, you know, making fun of the fact that they're sleeping where Carl and Lindsay had their last sleep together. And then Carl's talking to Matt, who's Katie's husband in his room. And he's like, oh, I didn't realize the flow you guys had. You got, yeah, you've got some really nice color there, bro. And he's like, yeah, I'm a surfer man.

He's like, yeah, you are. Looks good. well, is that a town line? Oh my God. Oh, my God. I'm feeling things I never felt before. The Bailey and Levi go to bed. And then Carl and Amanda run through the,

there's like fake ice wall. They bust through it, like a Kool-Aid man style. And now the crew that's going to go out, it's going to go out and they go out and they party and they bowl. They go bowling. And then it's two in the morning. And they're back.

And not only are they back, but now it's almost five. and now even more people are back. Kyle and Jesse are back. Well, actually, they're just not in their beds, but they come back at like 5.30 in the morning. The point is there's a crew spending a very large amount of time out and about this evening on the last night in the house.

So then in the backyard, it is the couples. It's Sabrina and Ben on one couch and West and Sierra on the other couch. Don, don't, don't, don. Meanwhile, Kyle comes in and sees food, and Amanda comes in, she's saying, Oh, he goes, hi, she's like, hi, I just found some chips. Wow. Just walks past him. He's like, hello.

I don't say anything. Right. Well, maybe she missed a part about, I just found chips. That was pretty good. What's the dillio? What's the dillio? Stilio. We just don't care about chips anymore.

This is where we're at. No more chips. This is our line to think. We're like 10 years in. And Matt, he still doesn't care about chips. It was from Bringles. It was a fully formed chip because he came in a can.

Like, why are we not doing Lover Boy chips? This is my life. Amanda, console me. No, Kyle. I was nervous to come in because I thought I'd wake you up just so you know. Like, okay. Just what she'd like.

just what she wanted for a view, coming home at 5 in the morning. So then, now let's see, what else is going on here? So now the couples are outside, and that's when the kiss happens, right? Just the kiss. Don, don, don. The kiss happened before, yeah. The kiss happened before when they were all outside before. and basically

Sierra was like cuddling up against Wes and then she basically starts to kiss West and they have a few smooches and it's like uh oh here we go but now afterwards

West and Sierra are still like hugging each other because they're like in the like they're in the bedroom they're all kind of like they're kind of like settling in for the night they've come back inside and West is like West Jesse and Sierra all in their room together and the lights are off. And Sierra was like, are you inching me closer to your bed?

He's like, um, what? I would never do that. She's like, really? Okay, whatever. And they make out a second time now in the bedroom. And Jesse's like, what is going on guys? What is going on? So then, uh, you know, Jesse's, of course, loving this because he loves the messiness of it all.

So now Sierra goes back to her room. And Jesse's like, what's happening? He's like, um, no one knows, but like the last thing I want to do is show her that I'm interested in her. You know,

I wouldn't want her get that sort of idea. God, that was so fun kissing her. So, Jesse's like, what alternate universe are we living in? Like literally no one knows, brother,

no one knows. Yeah, he's like, well, imagine being Kyle and coming back to your wife at six in the morning. West is like, yeah, she would like want you,

dad. So, so now, it's Monday, September 1st at 9.03 a.m. It's a mess. The house is a mess, as usual, and everybody's getting ready to leave. And I don't know, everybody's getting ready. It's summer house, you know. It's like watching people wake up for half an hour. And Bailey's telling Levi, I just like, I woke up at one of the morning and we were cuddling. Did you wake up at all? Because you literally had your head, like your head was like right here on my shoulder.

And my head was on your shoulder. So, wow. Got two footage from the night before of Bailey just cuddling a vase in her bed. Like, that was you. Levi's not there. She's not there. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

So he like reaches over to kiss her. And she's like, nope. He's like, uh, it's like, Jesus, I feel like I drive. I talked to you multiple times yesterday, and you were just, like, not having it. It's like, yeah, because you woke up and didn't acknowledge anything in the morning. Like, what about your day? And he's like, well, I just thought we'd have a chance to talk about the bigger picture. So, man, just like, no, no, not until the very, very end when we can have our own scene.

So now Lindsay's cleaning with the Vaughn and KJ and they're hanging out and talking about his mustache. And now Jesse's in Westroom. This is where Jesse jumps on West in the bed. and he's like, he's like, just like on top of him. And Wes is like, well, it's been your like favorite summer in order. It's like, probably this one. Yeah, me too. Number one.

So then Mia and Sierra are talking in bed. And Mia's like, what time did you come to bed? And she says six. She goes, six. Who were you with? She's like, West, we might have kissed. She's like, oh, God, God, God, damn it. Hey, Wes, I was shock yadoed when you guys were canoodling in the corner.

I was, God, I was so shock yoneled when you guys were canoodalatious in the corner rudio. Am I right, guys? I can't help it by the way. Latte. I have to admit, I do enjoy Jesse's slang. He does a lot of slang. And like, I want to hate on it. but as an ardent fan of the TV show, happy endings,

I reluctantly must admit, I do love this slang. Shock-yatoed. I was shock-y-a-ed. So Wes is like, well, you're just like trying to get your bearing straight, and there's, like, people making out all over the place. So I was like, oh, did you and Sierra even have a conversation? What do you mean? No.

What the freaking crappiato. What the Crapicino is that? Wow, that's... What sort of... I really ran out of coffee drinks, huh? After macchiato and cappuccino, it really just goes down to flat white. There's nothing left after that.

Well, that's a crap espresso. Not as fun. You didn't even have one conversation? That is cold brewiato. bro. So in me and Sierra's rooms here's like obviously there has to be some type of conversation because like it's fun but we're like not trying to end up in the same fucking vote in predicament, you know, it was last time.

And then it cuts over to Bailey telling Levi that she looked really good last night. Again, she's just talking to a plant at this point. And then Lindsay and Yvonne are finished cleaning the kitchen and Yvonne's like, wow, we did really good in this kitchen. He's like, yes, but it's still voting disgusting. I'm getting out of here. Hey, back up to here with us. So you're going to hit her up and hang out in the foliosso?

What are you thinking? Is it Otto Marita time for you, too? It's like, I don't know. I'm just a boy. I really don't know what to do. He's like, well, you can only do it if you're like 110% in Brogan. It's like you are so correct. Yeah, you are like so correct.

But like this, here's what's like frustrating about this is that West is, is claiming that like yeah he likes sierra but he doesn't want her to think that like we're going to get back together because he doesn't want to be in a position where like if he's with her that um he will get some sort of cold feet or he doesn't want to break her heart he doesn't want to put her in a position where he may break her heart a second time but then the thing that's causing him to potentially break her heart is him being concerned about breaking her heart so it like it's it's just like it's so maddening how stupid this all is. Yeah, stupid. Because her thing is, I don't want him to just do this for TV and then we go back to the fall and he pretends I don't exist, which is what he's planning to do. And his thing is like, oh, well, if anything happens, she's going to think we're boyfriend and girlfriend and I just

want to casually date and she can't take that, which means he still wants to fuck everybody he can and still have her for the publicity, you know, so. Yeah. So then Mia is talking to Sierra, she's like, yeah, I remember what it was like when you and West broke up. I mean, I was coming over and you were crying and just being a shell of yourself. And she's like, well, God damn. She goes, well, yeah, but it's true. And Sierra says, well, rarely have I made the same mistake twice. So I hear. Only twice. Only twice. It's usually four times. Yeah. So Mia's like, I knew I was going to get along with him and I hate that for me. I absolutely hate that for me. I tried so hard. I'm like, ugh. But like, I get why Sierra likes West. He's a really good guy. He's cool. He's funny. He's charming. I just hate what he did to my friends. So Mrs. Dapfire better behave with karma, okay? Like, oh, Mia, you're going to regret that entire little monologue. Yeah, so she, Sierra opens a window and sees West down there. And she's like, oh my God, he's still fucking got his ski hat on. Hello. He's like, good morning. See your breakfast. Yeah.

So then Amanda is struggling to open the front door because it's the front door, but also it's Amanda. So it's like, who's at fault here? And then in the kitchen, she comes in with her bags. And everybody's just getting ready to go. West is in another great outfit for a vest with no shirt underneath and ski goggles on his head. It's very West. He's like, guys, I'm like a wacky boy. Yeah, he is a wacky boy, you know.

and Amanda struggles open the front door. The front door's back. Something bad is about to happen. It is swelling. So they all gather for breakfast, and Lindsay gives the speech. She's like, does anybody want to give a speech? Because it's like the end. And everyone's like, not really.

So she does. And she's like, okay, I'll talk. Fuck it. No, I have nothing prepared. So she pulls out a stack of stickies. Um, I had a great summer with everyone here. That's one. Jesse, you can have that one.

I've loved meeting all the new people. That's for you. I love hanging out with all of my old friends. That's for you. Carl is still a raging idiot who should never have divorced me. Okay, that one is for you. And we've had a couple of relationships for him. We've got KJ and Tara, Ben and Sabrina, West of Sierra.

Oh my God, did I just say that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so everyone's, like, clapping at her speech and everything. And she also says, Carl, I had to talk last night. Yeah. And, by the way, if he could, I was thinking we. could just do one big group hug. He's like,

ah, the hugs. He loves the hugs. Oh, my God. Nothing could be harder than a big group hug. Wow. My dreams have come true.

Ten different people hugging me at once. Oh, yeah. Hubhouse hug. Oh, yeah. Yeah, when she announces Weston's here as a couple, Amanda's just like, Mm-hmm. It cuts to Amanda's face.

So everybody says, one, two, three, family. And, um, that's cute. I remember when we did that at Applebee's. No one still speaks to each other from them. Can you believe it? Can you believe it? It's always believe that waiting tables when you're like,

we're family. No, we're not. We're waiters. Well, Ronnie, you were the bad apple, remember? That's true. I was a bad apple. They're probably all still hanging out. Because I refuse to dust license plates on walls. And I stand by that all these years later. Yep. Well, you know what? It's important to have boundaries. So everyone's packing up. And Bailey is talking to Carl.

She's like, hey, text me and let's do something cool in the city. Yeah, yeah. And I mean it. I definitely, definitely want to text to you. I'm definitely attracted to you. Yeah, because I'm really dead zeros. Yeah, I would love to. You know, before we hang out, have you considered putting maybe just your leg into a tanning bed?

Just need a tan line. That's all I need from you right now. But when you do that, be sure to tie ribbons around parts of your legs. You have lots of tan lines. It's like, well, I may have been unlucky at level. the summer, the traditional sense, in that I'm not in a relationship. Is that what this show is? Like, I don't like that this show is like you're supposed to come in and find a relationship.

I don't like that. Just go have fun and fuck off in the summer. She's like, but I made so many friends. I have sweet Carl, who's just restored my faith in bed, and it means the entire world to me. I mean, just speak around someone who's just good is invaluable in my healing process. Thank you. That was my ending monologue.

Thank you, everybody. Thank you for coming. It, girl. All right. let's get out of here. It's like you are pulling the microwave out of the kitchen. So Kyle, Kyle is there,

everyone's still packing and Amanda's like, you know, and it's like, Kyle's always so slow because everyone's done, but Kyle still needs to pack up all of DJ equipment and everything. And Lindsay's like, and you guys talk yet? And I was like,

I mean, no, not fully. I mean, you guys should talk because there's the last scene of the entire season. And then we have to go into a spinoff. So probably you should do it right now. I tried to make Carl cry and have a fan, but he didn't do it. So somebody has to pick up with the slack. Thanks.

And so then West is like, bye. Are you crying, you little pussy boy? I was in Ratsy. He's like, I'm about to because I'm a little boy. And so then Wes hugs Amanda. And he gives her a long hug. And then Sierra walks up. And Lynn's like, oh my God, you're like crying. Oh, Sierra.

Oh, my God. You're crying too. You guys all need to go to military camp. What's going on here? So Sierra takes Amanda and she's like, I love you, I love you a lot. It's like, yeah, see you later. It was nice working with you. And she shakes her hand.

Oof. That was actually a sad moment for me because it was really like, yeah, it was nice working with you. And now this is it. And they're like saying, I love you so much. And Sierra saying, I'm so proud of you and you're special and beautiful and you're important and your voice matters. And Amanda's like, I have very good friends. You remind me of that every day. And we're like, no, no.

Um, so now Lindsay goes to Kyle's room and she's like, are you crying? Also, God, what's going on in this house? Every single person is crying. How many people don't have to drag into the igloo? God damn it. So out front, West and Sierra have another long hug. They just hug and hug. And Sierra's like, I love you. And he says, love you too. I mean, oh, we're not in the same car. That's crazy, right? Oh, God, you guys exchanged. I love you. So then West hugs me And she's like, take care of my girl She's like, I know. She goes, I'll kill you if you don't. I know.

No, I really will. I know. I'll fuck her over in a week, sucker. Yep. So everyone gets to the car to leave. And Amanda's like, you want to talk? Now, normally what happens is that on Summerhouse at the end of the season,

they shut off all the cameras, like it's the end of a season of 24. But this time, they show up all the cameras, except for one. And it's on Amanda and Kyle. So they go out to the front steps. And Amanda's like, how are you doing? And it's like, I mean, I literally feel sick to my stomach.

Like on the beach, Sarah and I had a chat. And she more or less implied that you guys have talked about us needing time apart. And like in the back of my mind, I'm just like, it's been lurking all weekend. And like got the best of me the other night. I'm like, well, if it's any consolation, you guys taking time apart is also the same as you guys being in your current relationship. Because I don't spend time with you. That's true. And it's hard for me to feel for Kyle when he's like, yeah, it's just been killing me all week.

And I really wanted to work on things, which is why I went out last night until six in the morning. Yeah, seriously. And said, fuck you to you. Yeah. So Amanda's like, I know. She brought it up to me too. And I had no intentions. Like, I heard what she was saying.

And I was like, yeah, maybe one day, but we're in a good place right now. And like, things are moving in the right direction. But then I see you snap on Saturday 9. And like, the way that you looked at me and just said, fuck you. and then almost fought Carl. Like, that's the shit that scares me, Kyle. And I just feel like it pushes us back to square one where it's like, what is it forever going to look like for us?

Well, I just feel like I've let everyone down. Like you, me, the people at the club in the Hamptons. God, I wish I could have played my remix of Mr. Mr. for them. I had, like, such high hopes for this summer. And, like, I don't know, it didn't work out. Yeah. I feel like, yeah, like, I feel like leaving this weekend. I want to, like, close this chapter and start another chapter.

He's like, well, I don't know what to do. Me too. It's why something has to be different. Like, we need time apart right now, and I'm going to stay a couple of nights in a hotel because something is fundamentally wrong in our relationship, and two nights in a hotel is going to fix it. Okay, well, fine. We need to figure it out.

Like what's going on with us? Well, I haven't been able to find the words. Wait, hold on. I got the words. Fuck you. Oh, damn. I don't know why I keep on doing that. But I just feel like everything I put my heart and soul into is just like, I don't know, like our relationship.

Everything just feels like it's crumbling. It's just like it's the worst feeling. I know. And like, all I want to do is be here for you and support you and protect you and help you. And I'm going to do that by having sex with Wes and run. Right now, our relationship is like not, is like what, and it just needs to be nurtured and protected and helped. And I can't be like looking out for you anymore. I need space, okay?

And I'll see you in therapy on Wednesday on a different TV show. And he's like, all right, well, I'm going to throw up. You were also out drinking till six in the morning. So it's like, yeah, part, like which part? And he's like, I just never thought in my right mind, you would have thought I'd be dry, or I never thought I'd be driving out of here by myself. It's like, yeah, Kyle. Well, that's what it comes down to. You have to drive your own $100,000 car home.

He's like, ugh. Do you have that cool brush I bought off of Amazon before? Just want to nap before I drive off by myself. I need to sweep off. I don't need to dust. Oh, Kyle. And then we go into the city. Yeah, the city.

So I was like, thank God. At least I don't have to hear about this relationship for a year. But boom. Here's another hour. of it coming right up so we will continue with the city in our next recap because it's a whole episode okay so we're going to go over there and do that but thank you guys so much for being here for our 10th season of summer house wow this is crazy we did it are you going to cry yeah I am going to cry I loved it I love this show cry we've been on a journey with these people we've been on an elevator

with this show for 10 years you guys 10 years. That's crazy to think about. We were all just so young and fresh back then. Back then, when the workers twins were the stars, Everett was in our lives. Christina, so many people. Someone has changed. Jacqueline. Yeah. So much has changed.

I remember I was living in a little apartment in West Hollywood and the kitchen was all broken down and the tiles were coming up off the floor and I had this rolling chair and I was a chain smoker. I mean, I'm still vaping. So it's not like, you know, I have. haven't really come that far. But I would like chain smoke out the out the door. I would like open I would be talking to you and then opening the door and like chain smoking out the out the back door and my neighbors would be like what the hell is he doing in there making all those weird voices just blowing smoke out the door. Everyone thought I was such a weird out with summer house. God, I love you summer house. Yeah. I remember when the show premiered I was like there's so many people

on this cast. I can't keep track of them all. They all have so many things happening and so much stuff is going on and they all live in the same house and there's so much intrigue and I was just like wow I think this show is amazing there's so much and and look at the rich tapestry that has come out of it after all these years. Yeah guys

wow we did it well everybody thank you so much for being with us we will talk to you the next time on the city bye watch what crapans would like to thank its premium sponsors she answered the call it's Adia Paul Ain't no thing like Allison King.

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