Watch What Crappens - #3511 RHOA S17E20 Part Two: New Teeth and Nowhere to Sleep

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapPart 3 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion gives us even more fights about who is more broke and a couple of ladies apologize for making stuff up about each other. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to watch what happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay, it's before this one. I guess I just give credit for teeth because the smartest grifter we've ever seen on this show was one of the most vile people ever, and that's Brooks from Real Housewives of Orange County. He was just a disgusting character, a horrible human being, the cancer scam. But I always, there's always a part of me that's like, well, he wasn't the dumbest scammer because he walked away with teeth. And that, you know, you're always, that's going to help him for the rest of his life. You know, some people steal bags of money. Some steal, you know, whatever. But this man was like, you know what I want teeth. Yeah. Now he can go on Love Island.

Andy is like, Titi from. T-T from A, get it, said Kelly and Shemia, the cleanliness of the rooms in Dallas was out of Cynthia's control. Why make such a huge deal, goes of art and not going to dinner to prove your point?

So then it's like, oh God, the rooms were filthy. And then it's like, but why did you go to dinner? It's like, we couldn't even shower. I'm like, there were other showers in the estate. Like, can we act also like functioning human beings? We've all been in situations where, like, oh, no, the shower's not working. Oh, this doesn't work.

Can I come use your shower instead? Like, why was that off the table? Yeah, just being divas and trying to get a moment is why they did it. But of course, they'll never say that, you know? And of course, they were fine to come to dinner without a shower and being dressed when they saw that they weren't the center of drama. When they saw that there were fights and all this other stuff happening that was really good, they ran right up to the dinner table and sat right down. So that was another fail. You tried for a scene and it just made you look stupid.

Yeah, and there's also some, there's also something so, I don't know. I think there's something so sad and like, and like, not sad, but like, I would have thought it would have been cool if they just were like, I'm just wearing my, my airplane clothes, my jeans and the t-shirt. I mean, we weren't in a fancy restaurant. And I understand that the, the topic of. getting dressed and looking your best and doing glam is actually a complex. It's a more complex topic than it appears on the surface. And so I'm respecting that. Like there is a whole, there's a whole, there's a whole, there's a whole thing about that.

That's something that we've learned over the years. And so I don't want to just be like, whatever, just like show up, whatever. But I do think that there is actually extreme power. in showing like I, and saying I like the way, like I'm good enough, but I know I'm an outsider. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not in those shoes. Well, it's not like she was in rags and hadn't, you know, had been out for a week and looked like crap. They still looked, they were still wearing their glam and their outfits from the daytime when they were shooting. So, right, they didn't have their nighttime looks.

And all of that goes to shit anyway because she, and again, they went up there anyway. lettering, but because Shemia went on camera. Shemia and Kelly both made a big scene. And Andy asked him, he's like, but why was it okay to sit by the pool if you didn't want to be on TV? And she's like, could we're on a TV show, you guys. And that's the other thing is they were still being filmed and they're closed down by the, down by the pool. So, like, well, while I'm being respectful of, like, some of the more complicated and nuanced issues that go of, like, of glam and why it matters, you know, for certain people.

But like, I'm being respectful for that. Yeah, you're talking about culturally, which, and I understand what you're saying. I just, yeah. But what I'm saying is that like in this case, I just, I actually feel like it would have been great if they just said, you know what, fuck it, we're going to go up there, you know, but, uh, yeah, I think that they were just trying to have a moment down by the pool. Yeah. Um, and that kind of failed.

And so she's going back and. forth with Cynthia and Cynthia's, you know, very Cynthia. Just like, well, but I'm talking. No, I'm talking. But I'm talking now. No, but I'm talking. See, it's just like, listen, I offered you. Yeah, she's like, I said, if you guys want to stay with me, you can stay in my room.

She's like, well, that wasn't until after. And she's, Cynthia just stays so Cynthia through the whole thing. And Shimea is just not going to win it. But, you know, as Shumia keeps losing every. fight. It's just getting worse and worse for her. She's more and more miserable, basically. And Cynthia's like, I called them to come clean and I thought they handled it. But it wasn't. And it wasn't handled. And that's it. I mean, day two and it is still not handled. And she just looks kind of like a rich asshole, honestly. She just, she does honestly

and like Cynthia said, we all walked through and no one was like, oh, wow. No one like pointed out how filthy it was. It was only once they got stuck there that suddenly it got so dirty. But regardless, they still cleaned it up and everything, you know. But ultimately, Cynthia's like, I apologize for the rooms being dirty. Like Cynthia takes the high road. You can see she's like, this, this fucking Shemaya, I can't with her anymore. So then, oh, hey, Shia Morgie from Atlanta has a question. Cynthia, at what point did you decide you didn't like Shemia? This was your one question shamiya so cynthia's like uh first of all there was no point that i decided i didn't like shmia i'm like cynthia you're being very diplomatic now it was all over your face all season

how much you couldn't stand shemia anymore and you know what i support you because shemia was a spoiled brat with you she really was and my favorite parts of the season were cynthia lying there just talking about oh my god the shot o'clock and the twerking and the dancing like cynthia is just over Shemia. Yeah. Yeah, I wish sometimes Cynthia was just more honest and was like, did you just hear the last segment? Because we went on a trip. She did her best to ruin this trip and be an asshole for TV time. And she's an asshole. And she's still being an asshole about it. Like, what do you want from me? And who asks the question? Your one question is like, when did you stop liking me? Oh, shut up. Just shut up. I can't.

So then we get to a really sad part where I feel guilty, of course, because I'm like, shut up, Shemia. Then we get to the conversation about the surrogate and the surrogate lost, well, I don't like saying it like that. The, like, blame the surrogate. I don't like it. There was a miscarriage. But there was a miscarriage. They lost, they lost the baby.

And it's really sad. You know, it's like, it's a nightmare. And I think everyone just really like on the stage and at home probably like was like that was that's that's just a real real sad thing to learn about So then they go on a break and we see Jarvis backstage complaining about Angela and then Angela's with Charles and Charles is you know saying you know females should never put a man's name in their mouth if you're a real female Whatever that mean that's like yeah as much as she talked to about you. It's just like, why does she want to talk about you so much? And he's like, yeah, we'll see Shamiya and the whole gang running around like Barry Sanders. She's like, you know what,

bye, Charles. Love you to get out of here. He cracks his joke and then like, looks at the camera, like, that was funny, right? He's so cute. Just flash right into the camera. Uh, wow, we're back. Okay. Here's a fun thing. We're going to, by the way, did Shemia hug Cynthia at the end at the end of that that life when Cynthia said I don't hate you was that when the hugging happened or was that later in the show I don't know remember I didn't I think either it happened then or happened later but Shamiya got up and hug Cynthia and then she went and gave like passive aggressive hugs down the line it's time for a commercial it's time for a crap and's commercial so then uh we see Angela's segment about her daughter because she was getting a lot of blowback

online like, you don't support your gay child. And she's like, give me a break. She came out when she was 12 and we went to get pride cookies. And let me a break. Now I know what it takes. Say it again. Give me a break. Now I know what it takes. I wish I knew the rest of it. Give me a break. Now I know what it takes. Okay. You say that and you know that. That. only thing that pops into my head. Give me a percussion, I'm trying to make it to the top.

That's literally what I'm singing. Oh, it is? Give me a breakfast. I was singing the second. Trying to make it to the top. I was singing the second version. You know, they had one version. You're singing the original theme song,

and I was singing the other version that they released afterwards, like later on the run, which was the less good version, but the one that stays in my head. Oh. Mel Carter is in heaven right now, and she just said, Stop it. Love you, Mel. Yeah.

Give me a break. Now I know what it takes. Give me a break. There's only the O.G. To me, I'm sorry. I saw Nell Carter as Miss Hannigan in Annie. Wow. I'll never forget that.

little girls, little girls. Imagine today it was Mel Carter's birthday. Imagine it today's, could you imagine? I'm waiting for the day that we make a pop culture reference, and then it turns out like it's that person's birthday. Although I think that actually happened to us

with Dinah Manov once, right? Because Dinah Manov's birthday is the same as the Kravins' birthday, which is great. Oh, yeah. She's our celebrity mascot, just so you know. Well, the point is, Portia, I mean, Angela supports her gay child.

Okay. And so, yeah, they talk about that a little bit. And she's like, you know, people don't understand how close I am with her wife. I mean, her wife was living in our home. And so for them to do this in secret, that was a big deal. And he's like, well, why do you want to talk about it to the children? She's like, well, the kids already know. She didn't express it this way, but after kind of it being discussed during the season,

and hearing how she's talking now, I think part of it's like, you're an adult and you need to be the one. Like, if you're going to run away and get married, you need to be an adult and talk to everybody about it. Whether you talk to kids or not, I mean, that's not up to me to decide. But I like to add, he was like,

Portia, what do you think about it? Like, Portia's been game for five minutes. I know. They're like, stop that. I am here to Annette. that the celebrity birthdays of the day among the many, but the ones that only matter for today are Steve Gutenberg and Anne Archer. Whoa. There are others, but those the ones that's together.

They were probably at a lot of the same parties at the very least, those two. Yeah, well, they should at this point. There were others, but those are the only ones I feel like highlighting because they match our brand a little bit more. Okay. But yes, it is crazy that Andy just has like Portia be like the lesbian representative of the cast right now, which is it's just funny that he asks that because like as a gay person, like that happens to us all the time. Like Ben, you're a gay person. What are your thoughts on Greg Luganus? It's like, I don't know. I don't get that. No? No, most people, most people just want to know about like, you know, but stuff. Ronnie's gay. Who's on the bottom and who's on the tub? You stick a wiener in the thing. No one comes to me for like, hey, Ronnie, there's some shades of gray in this gaze in the army issue.

What do you think? Do we keep them in or do we ship them out? Are gays too emotional for the army? Army, let's talk about it. Are they just going to be having sex all over the showers? And it sounds like that would be an old discussion. But it's all new again. Well, I'm, I'm shocked considering that we are a glad, recognized podcast that's been nominated for many media awards by our own gay community over the years. So many times. That really is a little sticker in your claw or a stick in your claw. I just think it's funny. I think it's funny. It's like, the, Like, we're just this two gay guys hosting a podcast that the rest of gay community is like, ew. Yeah, like, fuck off.

I mean, look, I'm a Ross dress for less an old Navy gay. That's the thing. That's why. No, I look, like, I'm wearing a T-Sh, I'm just wearing an H&M T-shirt. This is why we don't dress well enough to be honored by glad, or not honored, but acknowledged. Just the trash bag. Just a single-A shooting for a glad commercial at this point.

Just one A. Just give us the one. We can't afford two vowels. Just give us the one. That's right. So they talk about this for a little bit. And Cynthia says that, you know, she connected with Angela because she also has a gay child.

And they talk about that a little bit. And now that was really good feeling stuff. Gay people. Okay, except Laura, let's get back to Shimea being a train wreck. Okay, she's been called Shemina, Shemassie, Shalair, Shrumbum, Felt. Shalalal, la, la. Kiss the girl. Yes.

You took my advice last reunion to vocalize your feelings, and wow, did you run with it? God. She's like, still going. She's like, well, you know, said, did you expect, did you expect to be in the center of so much conflict this year? Because, well, in the beginning, no, because I thought I was just going to win them over with the smooth sound of my voice. But that's when I realized you told me to be more vocal, not vocotory. So at first it was a little weird because I was like, how are you? And then I realized, oh, vocal.

So he's like, how does it feel being the center of a lot of conflict? Basically, he's like, so she maya, pretty much everybody hates you except the people you've given money to up here. How does that feel this year? And she's like, well, you know, I owned my shit from last year. Last year I was fighting with Drew and Angela. And I was wrong, guys. I mean, you've seen my YouTube video, right? So she even did kind of mention the YouTube thing.

She's like, I mean, even on the YouTube video, I said, sorry. But then I came into this group and there was an alliance formed. And then they became the lap dog that they were calling me because now they have an alliance against me. She's still trying this alliance alliance. Why are they allowed to have an alliance? So Fadro's like, who is they? And she's like, well, they were off. They were off fighting other people's battles.

It's the they. The they are. The they. And he's like, well, Binky and Gay Michelle, you were vocal about the change. And Jumea added a feel to see the change happen. And Binkie's just saying, well, the Shemia that I know, you know, before I was in this group, she was bubbly, she had a big personality. Everyone wants to be around her.

She's the life of the party. And then all of a sudden, it's like now, it's like, where are you? Like snap out of it. What's going on? So I prayed that after this, whatever that cloud was just evaporates. And she goes, well, you're looking at the other couch. She's like, yeah, you're looking at the cloud. That's the cloud.

Referencing the other side of the couch. And Pinky's, Drew's like, wait, we're the cloud? And they said, wait, so everybody overhears the cloud? What is that down? We're the cloud. And Shmiya's like, and that's the unfortunate thing.

I started feeling like, damn, you know, I'm damned if I do. I'm damned if I don't. And if I speak up about it, I'm wrong. If I don't speak up about it, I'm a pushover. I'm a lap dog. And I'm sweeping it under the rug. It's like, okay, cool.

Marcia from Loss the OJ case says, Shemia, you have beef with everyone on the cast. What responsibility do you have to take the situation? She's like, I owned it. And I do own it. Oh, when did that start? Which part? So Shemia, Drew's like,

uh, she's just looking at her. And she goes, what are you looking at, Drew? Are you okay over there? And she's like, I'm just listening to you. And she's like, well, you were, you were giving me a look. So I'm going to tell you. She's like, no, I'm just listening to you.

She's like, well, okay. Well, the situation with Drew last year, you know, I asked a question about you and Dennis. And then it was, you know, and then she said that I said, are you effing Dennis? And that's not how I said it. But there was no accountability, right? That was the first thing. That's how we kind of got, oh, my God, we're going to relitigate all of this again. Okay, just enough.

Just end the reunion. Enough. It's Shemia talking about the same shit for over and over again. It feels like five years. Yeah, exactly. So let me out. Yes. So they go back and forth about this.

And Shemia saying that she apologized and there's the YouTube apology. And, you know, she's like, and I said, I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. Here. I'm said, I'm sorry. Here. I'm said, I'm sorry. Here.

I'm sorry. Here. the other person still is like not accepting it or whatever. Like maybe it could be that they want to keep something going. But like sometimes you have to look at how you say your sorrows. Because I think if you give a proper apology, generally it should work and it should stick. And like if you've had to say it multiple times and it's with multiple people that you tell your multiple apologies to and it's not working, that's a problem.

And what doesn't help is when you say, I mean, how many times don't have to apologize? I mean, that's never going to work. So, but that's what she does here. How many YouTube's do I have to make a whole playlist? And then she goes, and no one's apologized to me, but I've moved on. So Angela's like, well, yeah, you haven't because then you said, you set up, you said, you said, I set my husband up in the off season. And you started all this and that. And she's like, well, I said your receipts didn't land.

And they didn't. Me and Fadra, we're not even tight like that, but it didn't land. Yeah. So now it's Shumia versus Angela. because... About the hawks. And Angela was dead ass wrong, I think, in that argument with Shemia. That wasn't great.

Well, which one, I guess? When Angela came in with a bunch of, did you fuck George and all of that stuff, like, that was not great for Angela either. So now they're going back and forth about who's the liar. Like, who lies about each other? And Angie asked, what's the biggest lie you told on camera that you thought nobody would catch? And she's like, well, they're not as big as the ones that you told. And Angel's like, me, what did I tell? She's like, oh, the Falcons, the Hawks.

I'm still wanting you to give me those names. And she's like, well, I can't. She's like, but give me the name. She goes, you gave me a cease and desist. Why would I give you the name? You're saying give me the names. And then the minute I give you the name, you're going to sue me. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no.

And she goes, yes, you put a $100,000 amount on the cease and desist. And now you're asking me, what? So I have to give you $100,000. And she's like, no, no. The cease and desist says, you can't talk about it unless you have proof. It's like either say the names and prove it or shut up. And so then Andy's like, okay, well, great. So Drew, why did you pretend Terry surprised you with a horse that Chimea's Halloween party?

And they just all laugh. And she was like, what? Why are you saying that I pretended? Like, what? That's crazy. I don't know that man. He's like, well, that who exactly invited him? And so she says Walter did. And Andy, like, is like, Walter. And he immediately thinks it's Kenya's Walter. And they even show the original Walter on screen. And she was like, no. But it was her hair guy, Walter. Yeah, it's like the glam guy. Messy ass Drew's glam. So then Andy's just asking like, did you ever give them their own show? I can't believe that Andy didn't even know the name. Like, that's. the name, he's one of the stars of the future spinoff that needs to happen, sir.

Yeah, exactly. So then Andy asked if Drew ever paid back the fine that she may have to pay. And Drew was like, well, I will definitely apologize that that happened. You know, I was very mortified, embarrassed, taken abackasted, cringed out. I was hebrity gibberedied. I was, I was like, oh, I was even a touch. But I just can't pay you. Yeah, I don't think you should have to pay unless you brought the horse.

Or the horse you have to pay. Well, Shamiya was actually very happy with the horse should have to pay. Yes, Shemia was happy with the apology. She's like, look, I know what you're going through. I just want the apology. I don't want the money. So Andy's like, okay, so where do you see yourself fitting into this group? And Shemia's like, well, I try to approach them as best as I could this season.

I felt like it went downhill when it was implied that I was the one trying to create the division on this side of the couch. And there's no one on this side that said that I said anything about. I'm like, oh, come on, Sharmia. I don't believe you didn't talk shit about everyone up there. Come on.

Because you're all talking shit about each other. So not like you're the virtual. Yeah, I was going to say, I wouldn't believe anybody on these shows who said that they didn't talk shit about each other. But the whole point of the show. So Portia is saying, well, that's not true.

and they go back and forth. And Portia's like, you know, there's a friend who Shamiya's friends with, and she told me that she'd gone out with you and a friend, and she didn't specify Kelly because she knows we're on the show, but she said that you were talking about me. Well, who cares, Portia? I mean, duh. Of course she's talking about you.

You're talking about her, too. So it's back and forth, and Shemia's like, I have evidence of something that proves that Porsche was going to come from me no matter what, that I'm the good one. Porsche's the bad one. And so this is the evidence. Andy reads this paper. It's a text message.

And he's like, this text message saying from Portia, it's going to be hard that you have to go against me to get on the show, but love you. So be your ass there. And then Porsche's like, no, that was a reference to a party that Shemia had and she invited an ex of mine. And she was like, well, I was, actually I did say and you said, I hope you get what you want. And Port's like, no, Andy, what I was trying to bring around was Like back of the day, she started this whole thing of like talking about my back after the girls years ago and I continued this season.

And now they go back and forth about this. Yeah, but basically this is not proof or receipts of shit. Shami is like, oh, and now part three, I've got the receipts. And the receipt is you were causing drama and inviting somebody that you knew would piss Porsche off to get attention on a TV show. We already knew that. What do you think you're proving here? And Cynthia says, yeah, but you look better. Cynthia says, you know, we've had conversations in the past, you know, that Portia wasn't a good friend.

Like you have talked about this. And, and like also, Portia says you heard about this happening back in the Nini and Sherey days, et cetera. And basically. Because is Shemia bringing a receipt from the time that Nini and Sherey were there? I'm not even sure. Yeah, I don't know. So Cynthia's like, well, I can't speak for all of them, but we have had those conversations, Shemia. And Portia's like, about your own friend.

And Shemia's like, you were not a friend. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So now, guys, I don't know if you've heard. Portia and Shemia have been having problems. Let's have a whole other segment about it. So we get a montage of more Portia versus Shemia. And Andy's so sad about it.

And have they even seen each other since production, uh, wrapped or is this the first time? It's me, it's like, this is the first time. And so Andy's like, well, Porsche, why are you giving me the death stare? She's like, for Christ's sake, dude. How many times do we have to talk about that? It's two years of the same.

Thank you. Thank you, Portia. She's like, how many times do I have to relive this? We're not friends. And I like that Andy goes. from being like, ha, it's like,

because we're talking a little bit about what happened this season. It goes into the, I'm the boss here. He's like, I have to ask how your mom's reaction. And she's like, I'm not speaking on my mom.

And to me, it's like, well, I haven't shown my mom the episode that I talked to her about it. And she was sad and by it. Luckily, she was mainly drunk at the club.

It was 1 a.m. So I don't think she remembers much of the conversation. She was in a bikini business suit at the call. 12.30 a.m. Not 2 a.m. How dare you? So Andy's like, well, it was the first night in Scotland, everyone agreed not to involve the children. And it seems like bringing up Pilar the next night was the big trigger, you know? And so why bring her up?

But she said that I was telling people that I was hanging out with her daughter. Like, oh, my God, my head. And Andy and Cynthia's like, well, you did, you did tell me that. She's like, well, but I wasn't saying it nasty. It's not the point. The point is, is that Dennis, first of all, was the messy one here going and saying, oh, we can't hang out over here. Portia doesn't want you hanging around the kid anymore, so we can't have our kids playing together. That sucks.

And then it got nasty. So they go over that. And Andy says, do the kids have a relationship? And Shamea's like, well, my daughter just saw them at this toy store. thing. And Portia's like, do not talk about my daughter. Well, okay, but she saw them at Toy Story. Port's like, do not talk about my daughter. And she was cordial.

Stop talking about my daughter and stop talking about Buzz. So, yeah, she's like, let's stop talking about the daughter. Let's just, let's not do this. Let's not do this. And then she said, well, that's a question, but okay. And then he goes, well, as a viewer, you two are coexisting in the group. And Cynthia goes, yeah, all hell. didn't break loose until we got to Scotland.

And I thought they had a really good job of just like being cordial and respectful. And Andy's like, well, it seemed like Porsche was advocating for you with an Angela accusation. Remember that? Remember she was being nice to you? And Shemia's like, no, because I took it that. Everyone was being quiet. Like they always are when something is involving me. I'm like, oh, okay, okay.

So Andy's like. Although Angela was wrong in that situation. But it's like, come on. So then. Victoria. Victoria, from Grayson. Oh, yeah. So, yeah, he says that Porsche stood up for her, but like, Shamiya just was like, no, she rejects it.

Victoria from Grayson says, Porsche and Shemia, have you two have shared so many of the same friends for years. How are those friendships affected? So Portia says that it's like, oh, it's like it didn't even happen. You know, my friends act like, yeah, like, whatever. Like, it's not something that we talk about. They just, like, they just act like it doesn't happen. I'm like, that's because you're the famous one. And so they're not going to get on your bad side.

But of course, to Shamiya, she's like, yeah, I've had, I've gotten conversations with them, with friends that say that things have been said about me in the past. I just wasn't privy to. Okay. And Portia's like, well, that's funny because that sounds verbatim to what Cynthia always says. And, you know, I just, it's more of the same. I can't. So, Portia's like, look, this season, I wasn't even closed off against Shemia. Like, I was coming in ready to see where it goes, and you don't think that I see that look in Shemia's eyes, the look of longing, that she misses the friendship.

But, sorry, she brought up my mom and my kid, and that's it. That's over. That's the end. And Shamiya's like, I agree. And, you know, she's right. I have great memories of Portia, but it's over. And I'll always remember the good times. And he's like, wow, well, I'm glad you're at least reflecting a lot.

whatever you're saying. I wasn't really, but, hey, after commercial, we're going to come back and we're going to talk about Shania and Portia not being friends anymore. What shocker? So, Andy is like, well, answer the lessons that you're going to take away, Fadra. And Fadra's like, well, while we've had a lot of division, I think when we have moments of clarity, we move forward. I mean, I know some friendships are definitely fractured beyond repair, but, you know, know, God can fix anything. And that was like as generic an answer as possible.

And by the way, when they've had division, we have moments of clarity. We can move forward. Literally no. And then Drew is like, well, I mean. Just Bill Kelly. That's all I want from Fadre. I don't want to hear this like, oh, it's so peaceful. And God, you know, it's in God's hands now.

Bring in somebody to serve her with a bill. That's what I want. Yeah. By the way, I did like when Kay Michelle said, I think she was actually coming. comforting Shamiya earlier in the episode. She goes, she says, um, when you're down to nothing, God is up to something. I was like, oh, that's a, I was like, that was a fun, fun little thing. I liked that. I'm not even someone who, like, loves, I am not ever someone who's drawn to little spiritual, religious moments like that, but I was like, that was a pretty good one. Of those,

that was pretty good. I like that. You know? Yeah, I like it. You found a religion on housewives. I'm born again. Yeah. I think I'm born again. Drew has learned, you know, she gives her little speech. We've laughed. We've cried. But there was a lot of love.

What I learned today in third perspective. And people aren't just crazy for no reason. You know, there are lots of reasons. But they're still crazy, Andy. So let's have grace. Let's have grace, guys. Let's have grace. What about you, Biggie Cole?

She's like, well, I learned how to be around. very powerful women and we may all have our stuff, but I admire every single person on these couches. Please come to slutty vegan. Please help us get out of the hole. Thank you. Yeah, Angela's learned that she needs to let things go and stop chasing friendships that are dead. Shumia has learned that they need to all move with loving hearts and, you know, forgive and really move forward, for the good in people. Cynthia's learned that she needs to clean rooms before she throws a tree.

She used to make sure rooms are cleaned. Yes. Finally, somebody honest. And then this is where Shimea gets up to hug her. Okay, this is where it was. Yeah, Cynthia's like, I've learned to always carry a swiffer sweeper in my luggage just in case someone gets upset about the room.

She's like, okay, we can be friends now. Kelly has she came into the season literally going through hell and she was able to hold her head up high mainly because she had like a little she has a contraption behind her that that she keeps her upright. She has an arch made of pearls to keep her head high. Hey, it's like, well, I learned a lot. Let me tell you about this. I learned what happened. I learned if it happens, don't live tweet about it. And if you're ever questioning. something you need to say to be a plot or not to be a plot that is the scheme of the plan not my vagina before okay cool great before i get to porche i just want to say let's be mindful of the place that we ended things before we hit the keyboards you know what i mean like fun shade not blow up the bridge shade i want you to be able to start this season next season in this place and not the bad place

okay everyone right see how you did this this is great right it's like yeah so portia says that she was glad they were all able to talk today and have new beginnings and you know she really thinks that this this group is great but this season was fun as hell to me and we're a sisterhood that's going to usher in the new housewives of Atlanta at the next level and we got what we need in the sauce right here she's like she's like guys congratulations you're all doing great work thank you for coming onto my show. Yes, as the creator of this show, I would just like

to say. It's not just me that works here. It's the caterers. It is the carpet cleaners. It is the lighting hangers. And Andy's like, well, let me just say, I had fun like I used to have back in the day.

The fuck you talking about. Are you calling me an old lady? Fuck you, Andy. Come, fuck this whole thing. Okay, okay. I did, I just met. This is a really good time. Okay. Well, all's well,

it ends well, you dumb, hucker. That's right. And, uh, that is where the season of Real House

of Atlanta comes to a close. Oh, no, that's not where it ends. They actually bring out bagpipe people. Enough. Okay,

bagpipe people. I respect your art. This is too much. You all need to learn some upbeat shit. Is every bagpipe song? Bo. Bo.

Bo. Buh. Do you guys know like when the Saints go marching in? Do you? Do you? That was it. That was our season. Thank you, everybody, so much for being here.

I'm excited to see what next season brings. Real quick, Ben, who is going to be fired? Do you think anybody? I don't know. How about who will be back? Because I don't know who will be fired or quit or whatever. but the rumor, I saw a rumor online that Shamiya is not back. So we'll have to see if that's actually true.

Yeah, I think they'll be back. I think they'll be back. But who knows? I never get these ones right. I never guess correctly. It's hard to say. Hard to say. We'll find out.

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