Watch What Crappens - #3514 Below Deck Med S11E12 Part Two: Return of Honey Eyes

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapIt’s Aesha’s bachelorette party on Below Deck Med, and Hannah returns to give honey eyes to the latest crop of clowns air humping stuffed animals in the clerb. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to watch what happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.

So then we go to Villa Bonac restaurant, which is not Villablanca. It's very close, but it's not Blanca. It's just Bonac. Welcome to Villa Blanca. where husbands take their wives as opposed to sir where husbands take their mistresses as opposed to pump where boyfriends take their boyfriends and as opposed to vanderpump gardens where boyfriends take the people who are in flower ranging class and Sandy comes to meet them.

They're setting up for this party, and there's fans with the picture of Aisha's face, like, oh! And then they've made little noodle props, like little noodle party fates. God, Ronnie. Noodle party favors that say Aisha's noodles. Yeah.

And then, so Sandy's talking to Nathan, and Nathan's like, I'm surprised you'll have to be organized this, because I can't even. organize the laws. Never mind a dinner table. Oh, yeah. Well, my advice, listen to your team. Just give feedback, okay? Now, that's what we call a tip meeting right there. I'd just like to point out that Nathan opens this before he's been back on the boat and admits that he's never gotten the organization done. Yeah. Although the las is the bathroom, right? No, the lab is the

bathroom. Oh, the Lazz are red. Yes. God, we just went up for it. The old lady. married to Lazarus. Okay, the Lazarite. So he just confessed to never being able to get that done and laughed about it. Just remember that. So she's like, listen to your team. Okay, listen to your team. Oh, I'll get feedback. That's for sure. Okay, where's my phone? I took some pictures. Oh, look at this. Look at the pictures of this las. God, look at this. This is gorgeous, isn't it? This is so well done. We're calling it Joe's Las. Joe's Miracle Las. Finally, and he's like, nice. He goes, yeah, it finally got cleaned up. That's my point.

And he goes, well, that was my request. You literally just said, you just admitted that you couldn't get that fucking thing cleaned up. Nice try, sucker. Yeah. And, like, you know it's been an issue because you made a joke, you made a deprecating joke to Sandy. And, like, you wouldn't make that joke unless it's a thing that she's been on top of you about, right? So, yeah. And he's like, it's like this awkward beat where it's like, oh, you're either trying to claim credit for this or you're trying to throw.

you're trying to like pull away some of the shine for Joe like it was an ingratious moment and um you were caught okay yeah that was a and all that last and you failed it and all that last come on babe we're gonna do it Joe's way um he's a miracle it's a miracle Joe yeah she was testing And the correct answer would have been, oh, they've done a great job. I'm going to find out how they keep this done and keep that system operational captain. But instead he's like, that's what I've wanted the whole time. And I'm gone now they're doing it. Oh, really?

He's like, don't think that they're special. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the response should have been, wow, I am so proud of them for pulling up. And it looks like they even went overboard. And no pun intended, Captain Sandy. but uh wait a minute who am i my goldie han right now just a lady without any any money just learning how to be humble

it's a great movie overboard the original the original uh what was it who was in the remake again i don't even want to know not goldie hawn tell you that much that movie came out and i said oh hell no oh hell no get goldie hard back here of like Rachel Bilsen, your birthday twin. Wasn't it reversed where it was the guy? Yeah. Who was a dick and then he fell off the boat and then he lost his memory and had to learn how to be a good person. Yeah.

No. The summer I became hot. I feel like that's what that show is about. I'd love that title for his show. Me too. I've never seen it or read it. Oh, it's with Anna Farris. Oh, we love that.

Oh, I like in general. Yeah. So wait. Maybe she was the one who went overboard and they didn't reverse it. It wasn't the guy. But she is wet. But so was the guy. I'm very confused.

Can you tell I just. She was like, you fell overboard. I feel like it was probably the guy. It's over. It doesn't matter. So party van. They come, they're on the way to the restaurant. And Aisha, you know, Asia's just like, oh, I'm just so grateful to be here.

And, you know, everybody's been so sweet to me. Just kidding. She's like, it's a point. It's so exciting. It's a lot. I did feel quite bad for the guests at this restaurant because it was a lot of Asia just slowly making a way to the table. So actually, but they're not there yet.

Sorry. So Jen is, Jen decides to weigh in about bachelor at parties. And then that makes her think about. the guy that she wants to marry and she has a long laundry list that they sort of have this kind of like AI rendering of a guy next to her and she's like he has to be above six two I don't want any short kings I don't want my kids to be weirdly short sorry uh nice smiles I don't want to look at like as nasty ass teeth for us of my life blue eyes I would like some like some like some my kids have like blue eyes a Bentley hopefully um he's got to be ripped uh it could be ripped like all over all

over ripped like literally just I just want like a muscle I just want to I just want it to be abs with eyes That's what I want. Okay. And I don't want like skinny legs. I want like also well endowed. You know, something more big, good nipples, not too big. I don't want pepperonies. Maybe like, good luck, Jen.

Good luck with this. Yes. I think Connor's story from that hockey show. Yeah, I want him to be tough and serious. But like a funny. Okay. So your last thing is at least funny. You don't want none of this has to do is not one thing.

It's like, wow, it would be great to have a good person. Yeah. Would like a good guy. Who treats me well? And treats my kids well. She's like, oh my God, he has to be hot like six, five, fine. She's an idiot. So then Villabanaq, the party van comes, and Aisha's freaking out, of course.

And who's here? Honey. Hannah's here. And Anastasia is also here. Oh, my God. It was. Yelling, jumping around. I know.

It was so lovely. What a lovely reunion this was. They all run up to Asia and they hug. And it's just. It's so sweet. And then, um, Aisha's like, oh, I'm absolutely blown away. But to be fair, she also says that when she sees a pebble, look, there's a pebble. I can't believe it. Then we see flashbacks of them being together on the boat years ago, seven years ago, to be exact. And we see Hannah, you know, Aisha's making a comment like, oh,

love it i love getting it up the asso with a finger that's been dipped in peanut butter and hannah's like you are the nastiest bitch i've ever met in my life what's wrong with you so hannah's like my life my life has done an entire 180s since you last saw me i got married we bought a house i had a beautiful daughter eva i just won a little boat with rami karen and my daughter's five next month and the one thing i miss about yachting is you just form these bonds that are just like very hard to find in other places in your life and what i miss about it are the hours the small bunks having no choice about what you eat the hierarchy the captains the boatswins the walls the ships the water just everything the fish i don't even like the fish

just every single fucking thing about yachting that's what i don't miss it's like i hated this shit i hated every fucking minute of this oh oh she's just like i like the free one, the end. So Aisha's like, well, thank you so much for organizing it. And they got anything for you. Oh, wow, Hannah. So cool for you to be here. Wow. This is great. It's so nice to see you. Some place it's not an opium den. That's crazy. Hey, does anybody have a spoon for Hannah to heat up her heroin in? That would be great. So Hannah says that she and Sandy sat down last year and they had a whole talk. And she had a whole talk. And she, Hannah, told her truth and they just let bygones be bygones on Sandy's like we hugged it out we forgave each other and now we're in a a great place or as I like to call it a not Norma place.

See what I did there? You know, I just, I had to sit down with Hannah and I said, listen, I hate your guts. And I hate, you know, all the drug running you're doing possibly right now. But I got to tell you this. You're not Norma. And that's something. Okay, let's shake hands. By the way, Anna,

don't forget to say hello to EC for me. El Chapo. El Chapo. L. Chapo. You know, it's nice, Hannah, that you got here all the way from Australia on that donkey you've been running drugs in. That mule. Pretty good. Good to see it.

So, yeah. against me, Hannah. We sat down. She told her truth. I told my truth. We let bygones be bygones. We're back together. Me and Sandy, sisters.

Can't stop hanging out with Captain Sandy. We're already about now. So Hannah says that she's met her husband and daughter, and she's met her wife, and now they've got a nice friendship growing. So then Joy meets Anastasia, and Sandy's like, oh, during one season, her chef got fired. Oh my God, you replaced the chef? Whoa, spoiler alert. Jeez.

Well, you've been calling line all day. And we see flashbacks. I was going to tell you about Anastasia is the one who replaced the chef. Fire. Jeez, take the wind right out of myself. Did Anastasia replace Chef Mila? I think so, because I think she, I think so. I can't remember that.

I remember she stepped in and did all that stuff. yeah it wasn't after um yeah i couldn't remember if it was kiko or mila because who came after kiko douska no kiko came um kiko after kiko

that led to tom i believe oh because remember uh hannah was really upset about kiko leaving and then the malia stuff and everything um but uh i think dushka was on the season where there was that guy in Matt, who was like a real douchebag. And like after like one day, he's like, my, my blower back hurts. I got a leave. He like abandoned the ship and they had to bring on Duska for like the day. Yeah, I forgot that Anna State, Dushka was the best. She was a classic. And she was just like a, well,

what even was she on the other boat? They're like, well, this other boat was passing. We said, please, someone cook. And a lady came over. And we said, you know how to cook? She said, I thought you said, cookie. We had to give her some cookies. But she said, She did also make us some terrible food. So we were thankful for that. God bless her. She did those like, gray steaks. She's like, doucheca.

All she could say was doucheca. I think she was like on that boat. We'll be making for dinner tonight. Duska. All right, well. I think they had like some pre-packaged meals on that, on that boat and she just was like in charge of heating them up. I remember, I didn't remember Anastasia did that until these flashbacks and

came flooding back. But the only time I already. remember actual crew member replacing a chef was the rocky situation i'll never forget that one that was that was a classic oh my god yes and she was putting grenadine on the oysters yes well there was and there was one season where they oh i guess was that the episode where they were all cooking there's one episode with like the whole one of the below decks where they just were all in the kitchen trying to cook something but that gosh i don't know there's a lot a lot of lore at this point. So Anastasia, I can't remember. Was it Anastasia or Anastasia? I just really can't remember at this point. Do you remember? I think it's Anastasia. Okay, we're going with Anastasia, but if it's Anastasia, just know that we acknowledged that we thought about it for a second. So she basically is like, yeah, that was, you know, back then, we were all single and wild and free. And I left yachting six years ago and I bought a business and got married, had a kid. And Aisha's one of the only people where I would literally drop everything and travel the world to see.

her for one night. I thought this was, I got kind of like sad and wistful actually watching this because I don't know, I feel like, I think to be a yachty, it seems like it's a wild chapter of your life where you are traveling and like it's really, really hard, but there's like lots of wild fun times and like there is partying and hookups and you're getting yelled at it. It feels like it is weirdly being like in the military or something and you're just, it's this crazy chapter that you really can only do when you're young and then you move on to a new chapter of your life and then you look back and it's like oh this is a this is a chapter i can never go back to i don't know for some reason i i thought that like it made me reflect about about that and i don't know made me wistful not being a yacht

you're like god i miss it i miss the seas you know i was like i need to get back out there on the seas Still go to bed every night holding a squeegee Just remembering the days Yeah memories I don't dwell Because you know I get upset

Yeah So now Nathan is talking to Joe and Max And he's like so you held it down well did you Well not too bad me and the boys were warriors I couldn't have done it without them Boys Where are we going together in the end.

Well, how are! Exactly. And we will all go down together. Yes, we will all go down together. So, Nathan is like, Captain showed me the photos. Like, yes, it's rotting ready. It's like, yeah, it looks good. Which is for Joe saying that, like, the implication that, like,

we've been on a boat that was not ready for the seas. So. Yeah. And Max is saying, oh, we are good, well, we are. We're all good on the dick. Let's talk tomorrow. Let's talk tomorrow about it. No, I love that you're back, bro. Having your energy and your work ethic around the boat, especially when you tell Captain Sandy that Joe has been putting sugar in the gas tank. It's going to be great.

Wait a minute. What do I do? Principal Morat. So Nathan tells us, when I get back on the boat, I would actually consider pointing Mad Max the chaos agent on steroids as lead deckhand over. Like, see at that point, like, could you, like, listen to the sentence you just said and do you want to amend it? Mad Max, the chaos agent as your lead deck end? I mean, yeah. Sir. Sir.

Yeah. And he wants it. He wants Max because Max is better than someone he cannot trust. I mean, one thing you really have to be as a cleaner of decks is trustworthy. You really need. This is basically, it's like a secretary. of defense kind of a position. It's huge. It's a big one. But also like maybe earned Joe's trust a little bit. Like, why don't you say you did a great job. I know we had a rough start, but I am so impressed

with the way that you rallied. You're wonderful. You could be a bosun. You like you like give him, give him his flowers or at least fill him up with gas. That way he doesn't feel insecure about his position and comes for you. Well, he's, not going to do that. He says, you know, I tried to tell Captain Sandy, I couldn't trust Joe, but, you know, he was the best candidate at that point. But now he's not. And I'll say it with a smile on my face. Okay. Well, you're going to get turned down and she's going to have that same smile on her face. So have fun with that. She's going to be like, really? So you don't want to promote the person who did, the most amazing lass I've ever seen in my life? Well, I told Norma,

You might want to upload the picture of this las to your Tinder profile. It might actually get clicked on for once. Shake that las. So Aisha is the way to bring out all these cup of noodles. And Asia's like, oh, my God, I love noodles. And she talks about how much she loves noodles. And we'll see flashbacks up for eating noodles over the years. And then Max is asking Nathan.

about the baby and Max is like oh having a family bro love that please remember that you have these fucking kid in family and this is like he's like playing with a kid and then Max Max then now jumps into a story about his family that we've sort of heard before that one just thinks it's like just going to be a little bit of you know some texture for the scene not realizing we're actually setting up an international thriller by the end of the episode Yeah, he says when he was 16, his parents divorced, his mother left, and the dad just found someone right away and basically left him alone. 17, by myself, no parents, no one at home. So I was just doing party.

And some people bring food, stuff, barbecue for me to eat. So thank you to yachting. I love the random, like, angel barbecue donors that he got in France. People are like, you're lonely. I brought you some barbecue. I brought you a baguette, slathered in bullseye barbecue sauce. Yeah, that's sad. Divorce stories are so sad.

But somehow I remembered this as him being like a kid, like a little kid. So he's like 17 all alone in the house. So it's sometimes hard to not be. Well, I moved out when I was 15. What do you fucking taught? Like I can't even imagine being like, I'm 17. What do I do for? dinner now that I don't have anybody giving me dinner like oh god max is alone he's only 17 on the edge of um

so then asia sandy and hannah and anastasia are talking about the wedding and uh hannah's like it's it's the beginning of such an amazing phase of your life it's when you start to realize that you absolutely hate the current phase of your life which is yachting for you okay but then once you get married you can then start wearing lovely keftains and realize that you just spent so much time on a tiny little box on the high seas with people that you hate. So enjoy that. It's so nice getting off of the boat and where you don't have to resent the captain and then you get a husband and you realize there's someone new to resent. There's someone brand new to resent and it's on land. So you're going to love it. And Sandy's like, wow, you're around married people, married people, around a baby,

around another baby. You're going to get married and have a baby. That's what happens. It's what happens, Aisha. Is this the little Aisha I carried? Is this the little girl who stuck her finger up her bum? Bung whole, bung set. Bung whole bun set.

Yeah, you know, you just become who you hang around. You know, I started hanging around Gigi Fernandez and Norma's still running into nets everywhere we go. If I were a he man, I'd have the very same haircut. Sorry, I just, I love that musical, you know. Seeing how they're not a station, their families and then Nathan has a family and it makes me want a family. And it's got to talk about it. well you know it's like a new train of thought i've just i've just hopped on the new train of thought now choo-choo babies babies i hope to get pregnant and birth a moraka

so sandy's like all right guys i'm out of uh fiddler on the roof song so i'm just gonna just gonna do a little russian dance home okay it's good for the knees i'll uh see you back on the yacht okay uh does anyone have a bottle for me to put on my head while i walk over there. Thanks. Doucheca. Oh, wow. Blast from the past. Look who else showed up at your party. She's doing the bottle dance.

Okay. Here we go. Good day, Jan. Duska. Do you have something to say to the happy bride to be? Dushka! Okay. Well, I think we can wrap it up now. Guys, guys, one more tip before I leave. Lazarette, Lazarette, Lazarette.

Lazarette. Lazarite. Lazaret. Okay. Bye everyone. Who is the boy that cleans up the lazarette, makes it finally look a dozen, doesn't give me shit. Joe.

Who is a loser that couldn't clean the Lazarite? Andy really sucks at his job. Nathan. Whoa. Lazarette. Lazaret. Hazaret, bunghole. Oh, gosh, I got on the wrong song.

Wait, can I draw one to? Who is the guy who makes a square of floats go so nice and cleans the Leszaret? Joe! No, you got to add, you got to do more than that coop. Come on, it's not just, you got to see it all the way through. So, Hannah and Max hug, and Max, like, Oh, I'm not, incredible. You think the universe bring us together?

She's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, how are you? I'm amazing Anna. Mm-hmm, all right. Maybe you should do some buttons up on your shirt. This is kind of embarrassing. Your breasts are hanging out. Man boobs flopping out here in the wind. Maybe you should just button that up a bit.

He's like, no, it's French. This is how you do. You do this, France. You know, you know South of France. You do this. It's a sunrise in my flowers, okay? It's like, your flower? She's like, yeah, yeah, I'm a flower.

So then Max. tells a story of that he actually met Hannah in the south of France when he was living by himself and she was the best friend of the American neighbor and he had a crush on her and he's like I'm a booby guy she's the booby queen so of my life I wanted to know that what it was like to go with hana ferea she's like okay she's like absolutely not absolutely not she does that eye roll where one of her eyes closes and the other one just rolls. Like, absolutely no, honey. She's getting her hand. And now we get back

on the party bus to go to a club. And Nathan and Gail are on a different van to go to their Airbnb. And Joe's even trying to start shit with this. He's like, where is Nathan? Of course, he's not going to come out. Of course, he's going back to you hate him. What do you care? We're even trying to undermine about this. Jeez. Yeah, seriously. And then Joe's, he starts like,

as I say, shagging. a stuffed animal there's like a stuff animal he's just like pounding it on his like pelvis and it's like what are you doing why are you trying to like fillate this this plushy here yeah or have the plushy fillet you and he keeps fucking it in the club it's really weird and they just keep showing all these guys getting wasted and falling all over and joe fucking stuffed animals who just cuts just keeps cutting to hannah's face like oh chick chick chick please Yeah. And so they're all partying and getting wasted and it's wild and it's crazy. It's time to go. Aisha's like hugging them all, like hugging her girls.

And because they're like, she's like, you know, coming back to the yacht. And Anna Stasia's just like, yeah, we have big rooms with big beds. So, yeah, this is where it ends for us. Goodbye. Losers. So they get the hell out of there. And Hannah's like, yeah, I've been out of here for a while. oil, but these new yollies need to be studied. They need to be put in a zoo.

So Aisha says, bye, she's going to remember this forever. And the producer tells Hannah on her way out. So is it wild seeing Aisha grow into this new person? And she's like, growing into what? Did you see her? Nothing's changed. And she starts doing the Aisha down. Like, oh!

The Aisha sway. She does. She's like the at the car wash, like the long sort of rag things, that sort of sashay over your car. Yeah. So then at the after party and Coop's going to make some noodles for Aisha and Cat, Cat crawls in bed with Coop real quickly. They have a nice little moment, cute moment. And then Joe and Kielier in the jacuzzi and they're going to get back together because, you know,

It was just tough. And she's like, basically he's with me because Nathan's coming back and he's stressed. So he's going to stop being an asshole to me today. But whatever. It's nice. I'll just use it. It feels nice. I'll take it.

And he's like, you were the Chiefs 2 on a Mediterranean season. Do you understand how huge that is? Like, man, you were based on, which is what we're getting to, right? Let's just make out. Shut up. So then we go to Coupin Joe's cabin. They're cuddling and he's like, well, I booked my flight because I got two days to hang out in Dubrovnik after this. And she's like, oh, I didn't even think about staying.

I guess I could stay. And he's like, well, you should. The producers like, what's going on with you two? And he keeps like, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know. you know you know you know you know

you know stop you know now now's the next morning Max is getting mysterious texts from a known number and they're like

I need you Max I need you Max where are you I'm sorry I didn't have barbecue for you when you were 17 Max please please

please He's Max and he just keeps ignoring it. And Nathan comes back on the boat and Aisha. Man interrupt. Yeah. Manterrupt. When they first showed the unknown number saying, I need you, Max, I need you. I felt like they were trying to imply like, oh, maybe this is like Hannah, like trying to sex late at night because, you know, they showed that there was this like moment.

And Max is like, oh, I've always had a crush. She's the booby girl and she adjusts his shirt and everything. but like we know that Hannah would not. But I was like, I was like, this is someone else. But I feel like they're trying to make us think that this is Hannah. I was not expecting it to go in the direction I did go. But I was like, what's happening here? Yeah.

But yeah, there was a mysterious and he was just ignoring the mysterious number. So Aisha announces that Nathan's back and Joe's like, fuck me. Fuck me, man. And now the debt crew get together. and Nathan's like, I didn't realize we were at a different marina. It's good to be back. You didn't realize you were at a different marina? You're doing great so far, Collie.

You're doing great, Collie. So I'm expecting at this point that he's going to announce that Max and be lead deckhand. He doesn't do that, though. He just says, like, I'm looking forward to gotten back into it. And Joseph, like, asking how his back is. And he goes, it's good, but I'll be delicate. getting a lot more unfortunately. And so Joe's like, so less manpower.

And he's like, yeah, more brains, less manpower. So Joe's telling us. I'm sorry, are you known for that? No one, no one needs a deck hand for their brains. Get the fuck out of here. Just get rid of eating. More bolding. Joe's like, we need four able men on deck.

If you're not 100%, why are you even here? Okay, now you also settle down. This guy is injured. So he's gonna take a more administrative, administrative role and he's going to delegate more of the physical stuff. Like I don't think it's like honestly that crazy. Okay. I'm not don't make me advocate for Nathan here.

But he's like, yeah, you guys will have to lift a little bit more stuff. It's okay. You'll get by. So Nathan's, yeah, I'm not with you on that only because this is a, this is a physical job. Like if you can't do the, you can't do it. I don't know. I think. And Nathan's also an asshole.

So that's not helping. But I think that there ways. I think it's. I think he can be, he could do certain physical things, but I think that he, there's, I feel like as Boasin, there's a lot of administrative stuff that isn't necessarily physical that he can do and it'll be fine. I think it's just like, Nathan, I think Joe is just trying to find some sort of crack to try to exploit it and, and rise up in the ranks. Yeah. So Nathan's like, anything I can do better now going into the seventh charter from anyone, anyone? Okay, meeting adjourned. Well, actually, we've got a little system on how to deflate and inflate. If you can just hear us out, it's pretty big.

So I'm bringing this to the... It's an inflate-deflate meeting. I've called it. And so Nathan is... Nathan's like, okay, I love it. Let's go to it. Get into it. And so then Joe is now telling Coop, like,

he says he's here to dedicate. But he doesn't fucking do it. do well anyway. And we haven't got the manpower. So what the fuck is you going to do here? I'm going to need you lad more so than ever. Yeah, Nathan has a good attitude when they're, well, we've been keeping the lives real clean. We know how to deflate things now. And he's like, great, keep it. Okay, get to work. And he's like, Joe, Joe's attitude. I can tell he's not here for me. He's here for himself. Dun, don't, don. So then Joe's like, well, we've got a leader who can't lead and someone that can't do manpower.

I'm here to delegate. Oh, I mean, what the hell? And Coop's like, I know, I know, don't worry about it. You're still my daddy. So in the bridge, it's time for the preference sheet meeting. Director number seven. Okay, so Aisha, I'm sorry. Cassandra's a luxury realtor from Orlando, Florida.

And her husband, Jeff, are planning a trip of a lifetime to celebrate Cassandra's birthday. They mainly sell real estate to roller coasters who've retired from the game. Yeah, Jeff is a self-recllaimed thrill-seeker and is hoping for, like, water toys and fun. And joining them are Cassandra's friends, Lewis, Lisa, Tasha, John, and Hillary with her husband, Brad. No one likes Brad. Oh, no. Described by a friend that's a top A. Cassandra might have a list of intricate demands from service for morning to night.

Oh, go on. Here's the bad news. That was the bad news. It's going to rain. Yeah, it's worse. You know why it's kind of rain? Because Cassandra told this guy to rain. Damn, Cassandra.

Could someone call Phil Collins and tell him to stop? Stop wishing for it, okay? Some of us need sunshine. Yeah, okay. Well, we're going to hopefully get off the dock. Maybe it'll just go around us. But you know what? If it does rain, I want someone to send, what's the guy, Jeff out on the deck and tell him to tilt his head up towards the sky and open his mouth and close his nose. Then he'll feel like he's being water tortured. He's a thrill seeker. So now Max gets another text. And it says, Max, please call me. It's your father. I need you. I'm trapped in Tunisia. I need money or I'll be

now why don't you just lead with that by the way. That should be your opening texts. Not I need you. I need you. Yeah. So I need money. Yeah. So Max rings and he answers. And his father is there. And he's like, oh, I just, I don't know. I need money. I don't have bank account. I need money. And Max is like, my father, after years, called me and he's in deep shit. Really urgent. He had enrolled into like criminal organization of laundering money. Oh, what the fuck, dad? The fuck. So Max goes and tells Sandy. Max looks like he's seen a ghost. He's got this look on his face. And Asia's like right around the corner. So she's going to, she listens in. And Max goes in and he's like, he's like, I don't know where to start. My dad is in

Tunisia and some criminal organization asked him to receive a check and put them on his bank accounts and withdraw the money. And then he was doing this to make a bit of extra money. And now the bank saw the fraud. So they canceled the, he lost his bank account. So he can't give money to these criminals and they're going to basically kill him. And now Max is thinking like, it's like saying to his dad, leave the country, but he can't leave the country because. crime. And so now Max is like, I guess I'll go to Tunisia and he's like, I'll cross the desert to get him out of the countries. What the fuck is that? And it's like, yeah, I said his dad can't leave the country because he doesn't have the money. So now he's going to go to Tunisia with money to get the

dad. But also, if the bank's caught him, aren't you helping him run from the law? Presumably? I don't I don't the situation didn't make total sense to me I feel like the guy just needs money to pay off the criminals and then he can

start figuring out how to get back to France I have no idea but it's crazy so Sanis that's just crazy and you can't be going to get your dad and help him escape the mob and then over the borders when he's in trouble in that country, probably with the law.

Like, no, no, just say no. I don't think you just tricked into those places. Yeah. So Sandy's like, Sandy's like, can I give you some advice? Let me, let me give you some advice. That's a rat. Hazardt.

Clean a Lazarette. This is not helping, Sandy. Okay, well, I'm going to give you some advice. Don't become a heroin head like a Hannah. Look at her. Just look miserable. all day. Okay, here's what you do.

Tell your dad that if they want the money, they got to call this number. And then that number is Norma. And then she'll take so long trying to take care of their needs that your dad can sneak out of the country. Try it. Listen, tell your dad,

I know it's really hard, that something that might make him feel better is finding someone as desperate as he is, Norma, we've got a guy for you. Finally, has your dad thought about serving them some brains? You know, it really does wonders for people's attitudes. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to send Norma to Tunisia to confront the gangs.

There's never been a man who hasn't run from Norma. Okay. Tell your dad, I'll pay you the money after you go on a date with Norma. And just watch. Just watch. So he's like, oh, I want to do what my father didn't do for me. I'm taking barbecue to Tunisia. And so he's crying and he's saying he's going to do an act of love for his father, even after everything he did.

I would not let him go. And, uh, I like Asia, that's such a beautiful reflection of who you are. Yes, devoted son. No. Very stupid. Yeah. He's like, tomorrow I go. I take my father. First things I go in Libya. I'm going to Libya, straight. And he's like, ah, ha. He's going right in the middle of danger. What are you doing? He's like, I made for this. I made for it.

Oh, no. He's seen too many movies. So he's like, when he didn't help me when I was 17 and they kicked me out of my house. I want to show him that even now 12 years later, I am going to help him and I'm going to love him. And I'm going to show him what his family, what is meant for. The link of blood, you know, is infinite. And if I can protect my father, all that makes me someone. I'm like, oh. But like, can you protect him, like, without going into Libya? Is there a different path we can go? No, because we can't send him money. I mean, you can't just send it to the check-cashing place, I guess.

I mean, I don't know. So Sandy goes, oh, wow, wait, wait, wait, just so you know, Libya has a warning. Do not travel to Libya for any reason due to crime. due to crime, terrorism, unexploded landmines, new threat alert. Someone named Norma has just arrived and she's terrifying. They say, do not go to Libya. Norma's favorite restaurant just opened up there and she is currently in the vicinity. So stay away.

Wow. I texted Norma there was a desperate man in Libya and she's already jetted over there. Jeez. I just got a text from Norma. It says, did you hear about the news? Panera bread that opened up in Libya and I said, honey, don't go there. She said, too late. I'm already in line. You know what? I'm not going to sugarcoat anything, Max. I'm going to tell you this. You know what? Suck on this piece of candy while I tell you. It'll make you feel

better. Okay. Doing what you're doing is not smart. Okay. Now you're going to risk your life. And, you know, I love you. There, I said it. I care about you. But you're a grown man and it's your decision don't do this or you're fired it's your decision but if you decide to leave in the middle of this tv show to go to Libya i i don't know if i can help you much more beyond that have a nice tripaly see you next fall yeah this is crazy i hope he does not go i hope he goes to authority i hope he doesn't go either what the hell your dad was also fuck this dad i'm let him deal with it Yeah, fuck this dad who abandoned you left you to a life of barbecue and now you have to go bail him out in a foreign country, in a country that is like safe where you're going to have to bring cash or something to bail him out. And quite frankly, you're dealing with criminals.

I'm not even sure that this is going to help in the first place. Yeah, you're going to be missing some fingers and shit. Don't do it, Max. Yeah. All right, everybody. Well, thank you so much for being here today. It has been a lovely day. We will talk to you a little later with some Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip.

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