Watch What Crappens - #3515 Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S503: Bushwhacked

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

The ladies of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip attend Kyle’s White People Party in Beverly Hills, where Lu confronts Erika over being an ice queen and then falls in human bushes. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's a bottle episode. All took place at the White Party at Kyle's famous white party. Just all there, one big party. Yes, and I've been calling it White People Party for years, and I was cracking up that Portia called it White People Party. I felt heard. Yep. That's a good old 15 years we've been saying that or whatever.

How long has that show been on? 15 years, right? About 15 years, I think. 16. A little bit longer. I think it started in 2009. Well, we should know because we're going to see about 90,000 clips from it today. Yes.

So we're at Beverly Hills and glam. Kyle's getting glam and Kyle's checking in on what the temperature is going to be in Atlanta because that's where they're going next. And then Kyle starts talking about the white party tonight. She's like, I've been doing white party since 2004. Okay, 10 minutes later after all the clips. And it was like originally for like Mo and Alexia's birthdays. And I just like grew so big.

It was like overwhelming. I really thought like I would never do another one again. Since the last white party I did was at SoFi Stadium. Has anyone else here done a party at Sofi Stadium? No, just me. Okay. But since this is the 20th anniversary of the Housewives, I thought if I'm going to have a party,

it's going to be a white party. Yeah, Kyle's White Party. That Sofai Stadium one was sad. Remember? That was kind of a sad one. It was like people stuck in the middle of this giant, vast, empty place. Also, Sofi Stadium generally is pretty far from, I think, wherever you, I don't know, I would have complained the whole time. Also, it was Kyle's party and your entertainment was Erica.

So, yeah. I don't know. It's like, it's a weird thing. Like, you had a bunch of people in this party space. So I feel like that's cool, but then you sort of see this big stadium around you and I can't tell. Does that like augmented or just emphasize how vast it is and how many more people you could have had? We're just a speck of dirt on this world. You know, that's one of those parties you look around.

You're like, God, wait, there's, I'm so, I'm so. Someone else had a party at a stadium this season of this summer. And they, they packed them in talking, of course, about Taylor Swift. and Travis Kelsey, everyone. I mean, come on. I'm very ignorant. Oh, yeah. Tay, Taye.

So she's like, you know, I have emotional moments because of my anniversary, but I'm looking forward to the distraction. You know, it's going to be fun. And also, it's the 20th anniversary. And I am the longest running consecutive housewife. So I really need to bring it. Really need to bring it. Yeah.

People are loving Kyle this season, by the way. I'm like, I think she's fine. But people are loving her. So then we see Lisa's getting ready. She's like, oh my God, I can't believe it. Like we blew up the views. Guess what? Like, we're like in the dark right now.

Like, are you kidding me? We're in the Beverly Hills with no power and we're like glaming with like a flashlight. I'm like, well, it's not like city glam. So it's probably an improvement. Then we cut over to Teresa, who's FaceTiming with Melania. And she's like, uh, hey, Melania. I got the letter you sent me. That's all letters from magazines cut into words.

I don't read it very well. She's like, give me the fucking money or Louie. You see her like with Louis and it's out cold. Let my egg can't go. Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling. Then we go to Vicky's room and Vicki's like, she's like, I got like, I said, I got like cramp. Oh my God, I got, I got, you know, it's hard to do everything for myself. Oh my God, I got like cramp.

I got it. So she's injured even just getting glam somehow. And then Giselle goes over to see. Lisa and Teresa. And she's like, it's going down tonight, ladies. So Kyle does something where now she does it a few times in this episode, but she keeps referencing people that she doesn't like and don't like her as kind of classics, which cracks me up. And the whole episode, they're like, wasn't this the most fun part of Beverly Hills? And almost every clip is Lisa Vanderpom. And I loved it. I loved that for Kyle.

yeah kyle starts making fun of the reid doing her pose against the window the kyle loves making fun of that and then um everything she brings up to reference is like something something iconic somebody else did that's just very kyle you know yeah um so now the women meet up downstairs they're ready to go to kiles but luann's not there because she's already at kiles and uh she's actually she's trying on some angel wings she's like okay boss put on the angel wings. And she's like, I kind of feel like it's Victoria's Secret right now. Well, guess what Victoria's Secret is?

That her mother is a caperet star. That's right. Victoria Dilliseps I'm talking about. Yeah, we're a boy shirt today because the harness is going to go here. And the skirt's going to cover that. All this show business. That's what we do, girls. It's a 20th anniversary.

We've got to do something really grand. So it's going to be big and fabulous. A guy that I've cooked up a great surprise. prize for the lady what everybody wants me singing me singing that's right for the 20th anniversary we're going to do something big and fabulous or just me floating in on a low speed zip line and dancing with a bunch of people dressed like bushes it was so cap I loved it although the zip line you know I get it like let's fly Luann in but they had curtains And then the zip line was up this ladder.

So she climbs up this huge ladder to come down the zip line. But then by the time she gets past the curtain, she's almost already on the ground. You barely see her. I know. You just kind of see her sliding across the ground. Which is a very funny girl. And then she was stuck in that harness for like half the song. I'm like, is anyone going to release her from that?

Like, no, it makes her sing better. That's the only way we can tighten her diaphragm. Okay. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and's commercial. So then people start to arrive at the white party and get excited, everyone, because if you enjoy entrances, this show has many of them. You want to watch a housewife walk in, but you want to watch another one walk in, and then another, and then another, you're in luck. Here it is.

Yeah. And it starts with their big lines. Erica comes in, and we cut to her going, or what? Or what? Then there's something. Name them. Name them. Name them. And then Teddy comes in. Oh, I'm Teddy.

It's a thrill. A lot of people walking in. And Sun's like, well, it better get colder because my jacket's part of my outfit. I like that. She's still furious about something. And then Teddy's like, hi, I'm Teddy. Kyle, you look stunning. I'm obsessed with the hair.

It's like, oh, yeah, this. And this dress. I have it in black for the homeless not to do this event. Remember that? Did I say it right? I always get it wrong. Isn't that funny? Roll the clip of me getting it wrong, everyone.

Can you believe it? So we see clips of that. And then everyone starts showing up and we see Eileen and we see Camille. They give us a very long pernicious clip, which I did appreciate. Camille saying like, these women are just like, they're just pernicious. They're just so pernicious. Yeah, it's pernicious. It's pernicious.

Of course, if they were really, if they were really kind, they would have played the ultimate Camille. You know how sad that we're going to be celebrating. Somebody else's, yeah, when the same day that we hear about our friends split. So upsetting. I know. All these years later, that is still one of the funniest clips ever.

If you've never heard us play that clip before, the beauty in it is the way that Camille starts a sentence but doesn't know what to do with it. Some research just decides. to take the reins and he just crafts his sentence of his own and then she tries to keep up and she can't and then she just winds up on this sort of generic sentiment i'm going to play it again how's dad that we're going to be celebrating somebody else's yeah when the same day that we hear about our friends uh split so upsetting i know so camille's asking i lean how it is to be back and she's like um interesting Yeah, well, last time I saw you here, Lisa Rinna was screaming at me.

That wasn't a fun night for me then, but this is going to be fun. This one's going to be fun, right, girls? And then we see Crystal come in and Denise. Bravo, Rambo, fucking Bravo, Kyle. And Kevin Lee's even there. And Lee, what's that? He represents Lisa Vanderpump, I believe. Yeah, Lisa Vanderpump's like, no!

They didn't have Lisa Vanderpump. They didn't have Lisa Rina. They didn't have Garcel. They were kind of missing a lot. I feel like you need to bring everybody out here. But we had Adrian. Adrian was having a great time. She just had this smile on her face.

She's like, wow, big year for me with Bravo. First, I get to be on Atlanta. Now here I am. And she's just sitting there smiling like the FEO Schwartz clock left to Right. Left to right. Wow. Yeah. This is great. Great to be back. Where's Jackpot the dog? Right. Remember? Flashback? No, you don't want to take my flashback cue. That's okay. Just happy to be here. Me, Adrian Malut. My husband's an asshole. Okay, Paul. Shut up, Paul. Adrian's back. Ironic Adrian Yanks. I remember really nothing about her season, except they showed her washing the chicken and I remember she hated Paul.

So Lisa is talking to Teresa and Vicky, and she's, they're in there, I think they're on their way. And Lisa's like, ah, is there anyone you don't want to see tonight or is like, are you like good with everyone? And Teresa's, they, yeah, I don't have any like, um, problem with like no other housewife. So like, I'm like pretty good at here, you know. And Lisa's upset because some of her cast members will be there. Uh-oh. done, done, and she's been doing so well on this show. Everybody likes her. And Jazella talks to Portia and she's like, what are we feeling about tonight? Are we getting the energy?

She's like, well, I remember, you know, she was doing that all white party and, you know, she was hugged up on Mauricio. I saw that one. And, um, Chazelle's like, oh, yes, I saw it. Do you remember when she made that woman get off her husband? And then we see the the clips of Kyle being like, get off of my husband. Get off of him. And they just like laugh at how Kyle just like tore that woman off of, off of, off of Maricio. So now we see Kyle saying hi to Adrian and Camille. And Kyle's like, oh my God, I'm like trying not to touch everybody too much because of all the all the way, but like 20 years of housewives. Isn't that like crazy? And to know that I've been consistently on the show all this time. Adrian, what's it like to not be on it consistently and just like try to claw your way into these scenes? That's fun.

Adrian's like, yeah, I know, I can't believe it. Remember 15, 15 years ago? Yeah, 15 years ago. Wow. And you know what they had these? They had our photos, season one, like down in Orange County. And I was like, oh my God, I look disgusting. They was just like wearing some hideous one shoulder dress.

Like, who would even wear something as awful as that, right, guys? Oh, you mean like the dress that I'm wearing right now, Kyle? Whoops. Oh, like the dress that Camille's wearing right now. It's like one strap. But it's actually quite stylish. You know, fashion trends go out, but then they come back in. They come back around again.

It looks nice. So upsetting. So upsetting. Everyone arrives and we just hear Meredith. Now you're doing them. That's that? Remember she needs to write. Whenever Camille kisses someone, she can't even make her lips go.

So she's like, uh, wah, wah, wah. Just kind of hits their face at the side of her face. And her eyes are like half closed. She's my favorite kisser on all of Housewives.

Though everybody arrives and we hear Meredith, like, Camille's talking to Kevin Lee, and we don't hear their whole conversation. We just hear her going, yeah, I changed my body a little and made a few adjustments. So did he. But I love that that's the conversation in Beverly Hills. Like, what do you have, dead?

What do you have done? Looks great. Yours too. Are you healed yet? So then Lisa's so excited. She's going to a Beverly Hills party. She's like, oh my gosh. We're like arriving at Kyle. This is like when I hang out with like Ben and Blake.

Like, wow, the white party. I've seen it on TV before. It just looks like amazing. I'm like, you live in Salt Lake City. I think you've been to probably many white parties. Yeah, I know. It's like the set of your show. This is everything white.

It's Angie's, Angie's house. So they're all excited to be there And Portia's like, oh, this is cool. I mean, I'm at Kyle's White People Party tonight. I mean, ha-ha. So everybody's whying and giving each other kisses and stuff. And someone on Lou's team is like, oh, my gosh, Lou, be careful with your wings. Be careful.

They're smacking everywhere. They're going to be broken before we even get out there. It's like, watch it. Wings coming through. Watch out. God. Because she's like looking for something. And she's just like just frantically like left and right.

And her wings are like coming close to knocking over Kyle's like little house in the prairie photos and memorabilia. She's like what? Huh? Sorry. You don't tell a cabraised are what to do with their wings. So. Erica meets Porsche and she's like, wow, look at you.

Such a hot bitch. And Lisa, Lisa's like, oh my God, there's Meredith. And then comes in Bronwyn, nodding all the way. It's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. It's still me. Bronwyn. I'm still making the Bob work harder than any Bob is. never worked before.

It's like, ding, ding, ding, bing. She's on a mission to make everyone leave this party with a bob. She's like, Kyle thinks it's a white party? It's a bob party. Okay. So Kyle's like, oh my God, that's Bronwyn, right? From Salt Lake City, right? That's from Salt Lake.

Kyle, don't act like you don't know who she is. So Trees like, oh my gosh, he looked like a snowflake, right? And Kyle's like, yeah, that's like the perfect outfit for this. Because like, it's like, snowflake is like white because a white party. They're like really drawing some deep, profound connections here. Really interesting pattern. Yeah, Giselle's talking to Meredith. And she's like, so, were you not speaking to Whitney?

Yeah, what's up? And Meredith's like, well, I don't ever not speak to anybody, but I don't necessarily think anybody. Yeah, if I'm not seeking for the person. I don't want to have to say about that. And Giselle's like, got it da. And this goes, yeah, watch our reunion. Okay, watch our reunion. Or you can just like wait and just like imagine the clip they're going to roll right now.

And there's the clip. So yeah, they don't like us. And so Giselle's like, Pasha. Portia and I do know Whitney and we went to Thailand together. So now we'll have a clip of that. Man, this white party has a lot of clips more so than the other episodes. And Porsche's like, yeah, it's kind of a weird position to be in because we like Whitney. And like, but I became friends with Lisa so fast. And so, like, I'm come to find out they're not even speaking. I'm speaking in terms. Like, what are you supposed to do?

Like, that's not cool. Yeah. And Faye's here as well, doing nothing as usual, but she's here. And then Kyle's talking to some people. Moes arrived and they say hello. It's like, wow, the house looks so beautiful. I thought you were going to, like, you know, do like another wedding or something like that. Yeah, surprise, Maa, surprise.

Yeah, that would be actually great. Hey, would you please, just please do it. Yeah. This would be like the first. The person, just please. Please do it. Guys, it's time to have like a reflective moment about this white party because there's something really deep and important about it.

Kyle tells us, this would be like the first white party that I've thrown on my own without no. I'm like, Mo, you throw them all on your own. I'm going to tell you that right now. I still remember the one where he showed up in like shorts and like a t-shirt and she was like, get upstairs and get changed so it's just like yeah no one cares about mo we care about glen where is glenn the party where is the fat burger truck that's that's what made these white parties iconic and that's it glen and the fat burger truck kyle did yeah and like i was actually totally down um on the beverly hill season that just ended when kyle had some reflective moments of like you know i'm

on my own now i've got to do this i i used this stuff with mo and now i'm single and it's just weird i'm navigating my new life. I was like, I'm down. That's real. She's going to do that. But now it's like, this is my first time I've thrown a hugely self-indulgent party with my famous friends without Mo. And I just don't know. It feels weird. It's like, okay. Okay. That's fun, Kyle. Also, where's Rachel Zoe? How about that? Jennifer, I mean, there's a, there's just, there's so many people missing. Uh, so we're bouncing between different convos and, um, Eileen, Eileen's convo. Oh, yeah, people are asking. me, what's more difficult? Reality or scripted? And I'm like, are you kidding me? Reality, of course.

You just never know what you're going to get. Oh, yes. People questioning me day and day out, about my scripted career versus my reality. Was Eileen the one who became possessed by the devil on days? Or is that, that was Marlena. No, that was Marlena. She's the, Eileen is the one who played, God, she was like orphan black of that show. She played Kristen. Well, this is Days of Our Lives I'm talking about. She played a girl named Kristen, Kristen Damira, Stefano's daughter. She was really evil.

And then Kristen turned out to have a twin who was like a real dork with thick glasses and buck teeth. Her name was Susan. God, Christian. And then we found out that there was a triplet. And then there was a quadruplet. And then I don't know how many people she ended up playing, but it was hilarious. She was so great. I'm still a huge fan of hers from Days of Our Lives.

Real Housewives, not so much. I don't like her. On Real Housewives with her constant need for an apology from Lisa. But I loved her on Days of Our Lives. I loved her on this. Honestly, I know, like, you and others were annoyed that she was like, I just want an apology. But I just liked her kind of waspy vibe. And again.

I was into it. And again. But she says, you know, regarding reality, she goes, I've learned so much about people, what they'll do to stay relevant, which to me sounded like a dig at Rina. Did you get that vibe? No, I think she's still friends with Rina, don't you think? I have no idea. I just sort of assume anytime anyone makes like a dig, like says something like that, that,

no, what they, well, what they meant, at least what the show meant was Lou Ann, because she's like, oh, it's so sad. people do to stay relevant cut to Luann get my wings on girls right well we're gonna do our number thought that was so fucking yeah you may be right about that i just am always looking for shit under rock luan but the show definitely did they're like a speaking of desperate luan climbing up an a frame ladder this night is very special because i know there's a lot of housewives in beverly hills present and past not so crazy about seeing erika jane though because you know We kind of had a beef.

And we see a flashback to BravoCon when Andy was like, Louie, you said in one of your recent cabaret shows that Doreen Erica were the rudeest housewives. Erica, anything you'd like to say? No, I'm good, I'm good. Well, Erica Jane and I had known each other for quite a while, and we had a dinner with her and her husband, and, you know, I thought she was a friend. And then every time after that, I reached out. She just never wrote me back.

She ghosted me. I would ride her back and say, hey, can I stay in your house? I'm going to be in a, okay, well, hey, can I borrow your car? Hey, you have a 20? Do I leave my cigarettes at your house? Just ghosted me, completely ghosted me. I don't get it. I don't get it.

I noticed, by the way, that Erica Jane was introduced as Erica Girardi as she walked on, as she arrived at the party. She's normally introduced as Erica. I guess they don't show her full name too much on screen anymore, right? But remember when I used to be like, there's Erica Jane and Erica Girardi. And she went, hi, I'm Erica Jay. This is Erica Jane. Fun loving. Extremely popular in gay clubs. I'm a superstar. And this is Erica Girardi. Hi, I'm Erica Girardi. Totally different from Erica Jane.

You're the same. You're exactly the same. So Sutton's talking to Teresa, just barely. tolerating this conversation, I'm sure. She's like, so, um, ma'am, how did you pack for this whole thing? And Teresa's like, I got five suitcases. Really? You need that many suitcases for a catering uniform? Oh.

Oh, okay. Never mind. I was going to ask you for another kebab. Camille is telling Vicky, congrats. She's like, oh, I heard you're going to go back. You're going back to your show. She's like, yeah, well, I hope I have the street to get it. Keep your phone on. I mean, need you. I might need you. Um, and Camille's like, yeah, you know, anytime you need to call me. Yeah, I'll be there. I'll be there

to help out. Yeah, no problem. Yeah, she'll be there for you anytime that you need it. Yeah, yeah. She'll call you on the phone. You know, if you need her, she'll be there. If you want her, she'll be there. She's Camille. She'll be around. round and so upsetting. So Lisa is talking to Portia, and Portia's saying she's going to Salt Lake. She's like, oh my God, before the end of March, you have to come out. I'm going to get you skisotes.

I'm going to get skisotes sent to your house. And then, like, you're going to be on the bunny hell in one day. I know you're an athlete. Like, I die. It's going to be grating you on the bunny hell. Well, as I survey the land, These salt lake girls won't come 10 feet near each other. They're not acknowledging each other whatsoever.

And we see they're on different sides of the party. And she's like, people aren't speaking to people. And people are ignoring people. So you know, Giselle's got to get to the bottom of it. Of course. So Giselle's going to go start some mess. She goes to Whitney and Giselle and asks them what's going over there? What's going on with them?

Like, why are some of them separate? And Brom was like, Are you surprised to see that division? I mean, come on. Lisa, she did mention you were telling non-truths about her. Oh, she said Whitney was telling non-truths? Well, that's a lie. That's actually a lie.

This huge, huge lie. No, it's not. Whitney's always been a fucking liar about stuff she's coming. I like that they showed all the clips of Whitney being like, Yeah, so there's this guy with the sports team, and then Lisa to get her tickets for the sport. Snap to it, get it out, Whitney. She sleeps with the guy because, look, just for jazz.

Just for jazz. So Whitney is like, so is that what Lisa's leading with? Because she's wasting her girl's trip time talking about that. And Robin's like, well, see, we just met five seconds ago, but I'd have my guard while fucking up if I were you to sell. And also consider a Bob. They're fun. Trust me. Next thing you know, you're going to be the liar.

So then now Portia's talking to Lisa and she's like, well, I think it's so crazy that there's people you don't even like. I mean, you're fun-loving Lisa. Everybody loves Lisa. And she's like, it takes a lot to get me there. I mean, it really does. You know, I just see such a different life than those girls. It's like completely different, you know? And Portia's saying, did they talk about husbands?

And she goes, oh, yeah, we talk about husbands, and we see clips of Whitney. That clip where Whitney's like, oh, yeah, I have proof. Read my text about it, Lisa. It's like, okay, I'm going to read this. So I was making out with John Barlow while Lisa was giving him a handoff. What the hell is this, Whitney? Like, it's so crazy on that show. What the hell?

And Portia's like, yeah, and they said that you're cheating for tickets. She goes, yeah, tickets like money. that like makes me a prostitute. So Portia's like, well, the Lisa that I met is like a little baby gorgeous princess. She's like sweet. And I don't know her to have like a freaky side. But, you know, I would have to get all up and through their business because you're not about to talk about me licking hot dogs for tickets.

Definitely not. So Giselle's like, but I see her and Meredith are back to being cool. Whitney. And Whitney's like, Giselle, no one in Salt Lake City is speaking. to um line them no one in salt lake is speaking to them thank you yeah they're royal pieces of shat royal pieces of shit uh burnt every bridge with everybody mm-hmm mm-hmm basically everybody hates them burned every bridge with everyone i'll just say just answering with just questions repeating what they're saying right back

jazelle's like wow i thought they were going to be like yeah you know we have problems but she's fun but she's like they hate her And Whitney's like, you know, if you don't believe me, ask Heather the same thing. Oh, yeah, the paragon's of virtue. Bronwyn Whitney and Heather. You fucking haters. I don't, I don't, I guess them this season. Giselle says, I don't want to get involved in this Salt Lake foolishness,

but nothing else is happening with this Godforsaken road trip. So I've got to find something somewhere. We all know we kind of struck out with OC despite my best efforts. So Salt Lake City, here I come. Mama. Yeah, so they're going to try and drag Lisa down now. God forbid the woman has three fun episodes in a row. So Whitney's like, I won't even waste another breath talking about that bitch. Okay, we are done. Burn bridges, pieces of shit. Okay, got it, got it, got it. So now Luanne is still getting ready for her thing. She's going up the ladder. Like,

Oh, God, oh, my mom. I don't want to leave my wings, girls. oh, guy, here we go. I think I've known for my music. You know, big celebrities, no, I am huge. Tilda Swinton came. That's it. But basically, like, huge. They love me, okay?

I've got to really impress the crowd on this one. Tilda Swinton, the guy who did those micro machine commercials, very fast. You know, the kid who says, uh, there's purple stuff in the fridge, but then it turns out he chooses Sonny Dee. Him, he knows me. The kid who saw ghosts and realized that Bruce Willis was under his bed. You know that what? The human brain only weighs fire or those different kids. I don't know.

They probably both love me. Jonathan Lipnicki also loves me as well as Haley Joel Osman. I do very well with the 90s Children Act. Although I did also get a very lovely letter from the girl who played

Harriet, the next door neighbor on a small one. wonder. It's Jonathan Limpnicki. Not to be confused with Thomas's Thomas and Limpdickey. All right. Ah, get it. That's why I'm on tour. I'm on tour. Going my act. So Carl's like, yeah, I don't even know how this came about, but Luann's going to do a number. I know how it came about. Luann said, I'm going to do a fucking number. How else? So, Kyle gets up there and she gives one of her classic Kyle's speech speeches. She's like, wow. Everybody looks so gorgeous. Yeah.

And it's the 20th anniversary of Real Housewives. Three days. It feels like 30. It feels like 30 and such and so upsetting. Yeah, it feels like 30. Thank you, Mo. It's not the same. 30 days that we've been doing the Real House.

Brother me shut up. I'm trying to give a speech. Camille just is going to latch on to anything at this point. Svicki's like, we're only on day three. We're on day three right now. is crazy. And so then Luann is on the ladder. They're weird things with their tongue, but they're different.

Kyle does like the a where she touches her tongue to the corner of her mouth. And Likki does one where she's going, putting her tongue on the bottom of her lip. I love both lip movements. Yeah, they're really expanding the art of lip gymnastics. So Luan, meanwhile, Luan's on the ladder, and now she's suddenly having regrets. And she's like, wait a second. I'm turning. I'm turning away. Hold on. I'm about to fall angel down. Angel down. And they're like, you are three feet off the floor and we're holding you. You're safe. Who's holding me? Is this someone hot? They sent her down the zip line and this is where she's like not really that high. What is it? Like an eight foot ladder. They send her down a zip line. And she's just basically, you know, like I said before, like squeaging the floor by the time everybody sees her. And they're like, what is going on? And there's guys dressed like bushes that she like, flies into and but erika of course looks pissed jealous you know what this is talent i know and like louisne

comes in on the zip line but she's sort of like out of breath because she's nervous and also from the flying so she's like jams hats silhouettes champagne in the sky five premieres fireworks so we get this harness off me every single night well the gold diamonds caviar life is but a dream seriously this Sourness is still on me. Whenever day you're living, his feature on TV is, we're doing the whole song? Whole song?

Okay, sure. The fact that Lou comes with this huge production doesn't toe tap on the beat. You know, she's like stepping back and forth. She's off the, she's off the rhythm. And then her vocals are not even with the track. It's like two measures ahead of her. It was so funny.

It's such a cluster fuck. And it's housewives, so everybody's loving it, you know. And Teresa knows the word. It's like, she's trying at least. She doesn't quite get it. The only face is miserable besides Erica's is Vickie's. Vicki's like, what is it? What is this?

What is that? She's like, why is this woman singing? And then Teresa is singing to what she goes, Sheik, say, lovey, Chavon, Chavon. And they're like, no, it's say bon. It's good. Oh, shake, it's la vie. It's a vaughan.

It's so funny. So she finishes the song. She's like, let's get that poorly started. Erica's like, is that it? What would you like more, Erica? You know what? No, I'm good. I'm good.

So everyone's telling Luanchi did a great job. And Lisa Barlow is saying, I love the performance. from one singer to the next. You know how it goes. You know, kept me singing my big head. Away in a manger.

No, not that one. Yeah, they show that clip of course. You are Jesus gorgeous. So Portia is like, I mean, if a housewife's going to do anything, they're going to be confident as a singer. So we have a very long montage of all the different housewife singers over the years.

including Daniel Stobb, which I liked that they included that. And Kim's singing, don't be tardy. So, Jazeel's like, you know, I think we just need to stay housewives. Why can't housewives just stay housewives? Don't you have a podcast? Relatively shade, yeah. Leave them alone. Let them live. Let them live off key. Okay. Porsche and she's like oh what's that?

They didn't have got Candace in that. That's not nice. Candice has one of the best housewives songs of all time. They didn't include Candice in that montage. Oh, yeah. It seems like they included a lot of songs. They even had, close to you. So close to you.

How did they? Didn't you have Drew Sedora singing to Ralph at the reunion? One of my favorite moments. Oh, yeah. That's true. That was a classic too. Yeah. Um, okay.

So then Teresa is talking to Denise about her divorce. And she's like, how's that going? Denise is like, it's terrible. And then we see Kyle and Erica getting pizza. And Erica's like, well, everybody's getting along here. That's good. She's like, well, Vicky and Luann don't get along. Oh, where's Doreet?

And Kyle says that Doreet declined to come. And Kyle tells us, yeah, I'm still not speaking to Doree, but like, it's a shame she can't get past our situation and be here. I mean, she should be here. 20th anniversary. It is surprising if she was invited that she turned it down. You would think that Doreet would flock to something

like this. So, Luann... This is one of the only cities. They probably got a lot of fuck nose. Because Doreet saying no. Vanderpump saying no. Rina's saying no. Garcel saying... I mean, that's a lot of knows. I feel like most of

the other cities, anybody would come if they're invited. Who else do you think said now? I think... Where's Catherine Edwards? Did she say no? You know who else is? Well, what about Brandy Glendell?

I'm sure she was not asked. Yeah, no. What about Carlton, Gepia? Yolanda, Yolanda Foster. They all have better things to do, quite frankly. And we all know it. So, Kyle's like, good job, Lou. Was it scary?

And she's like, well, you know what the scary part is? Just climbing up that damn last. Oh, yeah, I know. Because as someone who filmed Halloween 1 million, I know a thing or two about things that can strike fear in your bones. Despian. So Luann's kind of like, hey, do you want to walk me over there to say hi to Erica? Because Luann is sort of thinking it's time to squash the beef.

So she wants Kyle to sort of lubricate the social situation a little bit. Yeah, I'll say go over there. And Kyle's like, oh, Erica, you said hi, Luan yet? Erica goes, How are you? I'm good. How are you?

Good. And then Kevin Lee comes up and interrupt some. He's like, oh my God, so perfect. That was fabulous, girl. And Erica just turns and looks directly in the camera like, fuck this. What's off. It was hilarious.

The thing is this. Luan is like saying she wants Kyle to say, like to broker this moment. And Erica's like, I'm good. How are you? She's frosty, but like they're in a beef. That makes sense. And Luan goes, I'm good.

And she just, like, looks away and then Kevin shows up. I'm like, Luann, you have to do your part. If you're coming over there to be conciliatory, you can't, you can't just be frosty back. Like, walk me over there so I could be a bitch to her. Well, Erica's a different kind of frosty than Luan's used to. I mean, in New York, they're like, you know what? Or did you said this?

Fuck you, bitch. And Erica's will just, Erica's just going to give you laser eyes from across the room. That's true. I don't think, you know, I think she's probably. scared of Erica or intimidated, I guess would be better weird. It's just funny because Luann then is like, you know, I wanted to talk to Erica Jane about this whole thing and she just fucking walks away from me. That's because when she said, how are you?

You said good and then looked away. Like, you were actually being the icier one. You know, I rarely am going to take up for Erica Jane over my favorite housewife of all time, Countess Luam. But in this case, I think Countess Luam. Well, I'm sorry for spending some time talking to the fans. me, Tilda Swinton is here. That's Kevin Lee. Still.

Still. Well, you know, I can't believe she just walked away. You know, I don't force the issue with women. I really don't. I try to extend the olive ranch. She didn't take it. And I was like, oh, my God, LeWan, just, that was so frosty. Oh, my God. Yeah, well, you know what?

So my theory is correct. She's the bitch. She's a bitch. I was like, no, you guys both said hello and just, like, turned away. And she said, well, no, I said, hey, how are you? from one successful singer to one not successful singer. I'm the successful one in case you weren't following. Hello.

Good to see you. And then she just turned and walked away. Well, you know, like if you just talk to her, she's going to be fine. You just have to talk to her. Okay, well, she's walking by now. Erica, hey, Erica. Hello, Louang. How are you doing?

Oh, good, good. I just want to, you know, wherever he left off at Bravo con. I hate to have that. I mean, life is so short. There's so many, there's so few houses I could really stay out for free. So I just want to make sure that, you know, we're friends, you have a guest room, I have a body that needs a bed. So let's just make up. Here's what, Lou Am.

I don't know why you said what you did. I'm not even sure I heard what you said because your voice sounds like a bag of gravel these days. Thank you. Listen, I don't know what you're about to say, but I decided it's my turn to talk. Do you remember when we had dinner that one time? Yes. Yes, we both agreed with the first time we'd had dinner in, what was it, three years, beyond just some croutons here and there. Yes, like, cool. So I remember the dinner just like yesterday.

Anyway, still talking, cabaret started talking. I never heard back from you. What the hell, lady? Well, do you know what I was going through at that time with Tom? Do you know, do you have any idea what I was going through at that time? Where you slept with Tom also? Bitch. Oh, it's a different time. Keep up, Lou Am. Oh, wait, wait. Oh, you meet your husband, Tom. The one I flipped over in the car 20 times. Oh, God.

Wait, that was happening already. That was happening already. Yes, it was happening. It was happening at all times. And that's why it wasn't you. There was tension. There was so much shit that was inset. And it was upsetting.

And nobody knew. It wasn't directed towards you. So honestly, when you were like, Erica was so rude, I was like, Hold on. Wait a second. Because I will never, I will never do that deal. You're going to do that. Well, actually, that's my third song. I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Did you just ask me about Girl Code? I just assumed. Well, I feel really bad now. Eric was going through things like. He knows who's going through the thing. I mean, we're really about. We're friends now. We made up.

We made up. You know, I just want to say, Eric was going. It is great. To finally be friends with you again. I can't hear you. Could somebody turn off the garbage disposal? It sounds like there's a spoon being turned in circles. You know, I feel really bad now because she had a boatload of problems going on,

and it really had nothing to do with me, which is a bit offensive. But it makes me sense that we get along because we both share some sort of Tom trauma. Hers is an old bald Tom who drove down a hill and my... as a younger, hotter Tom who got a yacht. And I think we all agree, my Tom Trauma was more fun. So realizing that she has boring Tom trauma, I feel bad for her and I've decided, we're going to squash the beef.

So they make up. And then we see some slow-mo dancing as the party rages on. Vicky is complaining that Luann has been poking at her this whole trip. Part of my job is to get people set up for retirement. I mean, why are you ridicule? me for working at the car. She also engaged. I can't engage for like 12, 14 days with her. I am insurance. You were on your computer because they were confronting you and you wanted to ignore it and not be confronted because you're Vicky and you think you're above everybody else.

But nice try, honey! So, Eileen, who has also lit up social media because there's a clip of her at this party, like, doing like she's like squatting, she's doing like a drop. Like she does this little shimmy down, like a little buggy down to her knees and everything. And she commented, I didn't even know my knees could do that. So anyway, she says, talking to Camille, and she goes, your first year on the show. I mean, I can't? I mean, my God.

And Camille was like, well, can I want to get Marisa over here so I can respond? Yeah, well, you know, like, we didn't know what's going to happen like that with Camille, you know? Like, she didn't even know she was going to be a villain. Like, she didn't even know how that happened. Like, it was crazy. It was so upsetting. Yeah, it came really natural to Camille. I'm just kidding, Camille, I'm just kidding.

And Eileen's like, wow, yeah, it's amazing. Did you're like the first three in the franchise? And Camille is the first most hated woman in America from being on this show. Congratulations, Camille. It's amazing. Crazy. You know, I saw her at a party, and I, like, called up the producers and I said, what about adding Camille grammar?

I think she's sort of like mean, and I'd love it if she got raped. over the Coles for a year. And it worked out because she was client, like, she and Frazier were like clients of Mo's. So I asked Mo for the number and I called her up and I'm like, I know you don't really know me, but also I was thinking like, who cares about you without Frazier? Am I right? Just love to remind you about that, Camille. So I said, like, get her on this show. Yeah, and then I just didn't, I didn't know what Kelsey was going to, he wouldn't like it. Yeah, but then she showed up at like the 11th hour. So now, Giselle pulls Portia aside to.

talk gossip. She's like, everybody hates Lisa. We need to make this happen because Lisa is nice and she's getting a great edit. I can feel it. Let's ruin Lisa's life. Come on. Let's get her. I love me some Lisa. So she said, how's things going with Lisa? And I said, I love Lisa. They both are. Bronwyn and Bromwin and Whitney, they both are like, yeah, she's a piece of shit. And so as Meredith and the entire city of Salt Lake, can't even stand them. And I'm, and I was like, whoa. The whole city? So she says, you know, I've talked to Lisa the whole party and she was telling me what they said about her that Lisa cheated on her husband and had sex with somebody to buy some tickets.

And I was like, well, damn. Like that's that's the lowest insult because it's not even monetarily high. You know what I mean? It's like you bang somebody for a mansion. Okay. Or you bang somebody for some, but for jazz tickets, the sports team. not even the music and an offseason perhaps

I don't know how the jazz I've been doing lately but then Porsche's like I love me some Heather Heather is an honest person and Giselle says well what's the this is the plan like we have a plan so they're like we're going to basically their plan is they're going to go see Heather in Atlanta and find out

the truth about Lisa and Meredith which of course Heather will say well we're in a sisterhood and Meredith can't be honest about crazy rich Asians on an airplane. So, Portia tells us that Giselle's like a big, beautiful shark with lashes. And when she smells blood in the water, she circles it, and she goes after it.

All right. So Lou and Vicky see each other. And Vick is like, good job. I'm going to start selling eardrum insurance. So that was really great the way I'm. I was like, oh, thanks, honey. Oh, that was really great. Did you like the zip line?

It was iconic. I can't wait till someone post a video although we're going to watch it to get into the car. Get ready. So then Vicki's like, okay, I'm going to talk to you for a second. She's like, me? Well, am I getting financial advice? She's like, yeah, yes, three copies.

You had to have an application. So then we go to Kyle and she gathered some of the Beverly Hills women and she's like, guys, I just want to have a little Beverly Hills moment here. Like, think about where we all started from season one and we've had great times together. and isn't it just like crazy to think that some of you have been fired or hired way after I was hired

and that I'm kind of the connective glue here and like this isn't even my main thing. My main thing is being in super famous movies with super famous people. Think about it. It's wild. It's me, Adrian Maloof. I'm just here to say it's a sisterhood. She does as she rotates her head. Sorry.

My head doesn't rotate on its own, so I have to fully rotate my shoulders to see what's around me. Wow, do you imagine when he started the show how long it would go? I was like, oh my God, I thought a couple of months, and then, you know, two months became four months, and then four months became 90 years, and I mean, I'm still here. It's crazy. So we're talking about that for a little while,

and Kyle is telling us how she's used to scripted, and this was nuts coming on to this show. And then we go to Lou and Vicki, sitting down to have their chat. And Luann's like, oh, this skirt's going to drive me nuts. I might have to change. You don't mind, do you? Well, I just want to let you know.

Like, I'm feeling bad because everybody was on me in the car. I'm sorry. Just, Gina wasn't invited to be in this show. So let me just press a little button. I've recorded Gina's voice into a build-a-bear button. Here we go. I feel bad.

Okay, thank you. Because everybody was, I'll be in the car about having to work. And, you know, I've got a lot of my pay. Without crying. I just want to say I have a lot of my plate. And you don't even know because I don't share it. But the responsibility is huge.

Change! I understand you. Theoretically, I wasn't listening, but I'm pretty sure if I had listened, I would have understood you because I'm very empathetic. But what we are trying to do is get you to maybe drop a little bit of that so that you can enjoy yourself with the girls. She's like, no, but like, I feel like you don't like me. Okay? Like, you're jabbing at me, like Porky the Pig. Darling, I only repeat.

what you told me. You said you wanted to look like Porky the Pig. No, no. I'm saying Slade called me Miss Piggy. But I think you got that story wrong. Are you sure you didn't say Porky the Pig? No, it's Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy is different than Porky the Pig. Miss Piggy is different than Porky the Pick. It's even once.

Oh, oh. I said, wait a minute. I said Porky the Pig, but you meant Miss Piggy? That is hilarious. You know what, honey, come over here. that down that's funny put in the show that is absolutely hilarious so what do you think she looks like porky pig or miss piggy you know what let's make it a multiple choice give me a third pig

what's a famous pig give me a third pig anybody is there I'm hearing something about a peppa pig do we feel this papa pepper peppa works so um bickie is like it's a different bag so

I was like well I called her the wrong fictional pig what can I tell you even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes. But we've got another 11 days together, so I just wanted to make sure it's okay. Yeah, I know. 11 days.

Blah, blah, blah. Here's my imitation of you. Blah, blah, blah, blah, does squirk, desk, work, office, office office. I'm not, I'm not, you're calling me the wrong pig. Did I get it? We'll be fine, Vicki. Bicky, I have a question.

What pig does Tilda Swinton call you? Oh, you're not friends with her? My apologies. Let me tell you, my good friend Tilda Swinton has played a lot of things, never a pig. So she's going to love this. She's going to absolutely love this. Wait a second. What's that flashing light I'm seeing in the darkness?

Oh, that's just Heather Debrough. She's trying to get in the party because she lives up here too. Okay, so they kind of make up, but then Luann's like, okay, okay, Vicki, it's going to be great. But you do work too hard, girlfriend. Okay, you do work too hard. You know what? I just got deducted. I got deducted into the Hall of Fame.

A pig. Financial services. Oh, I didn't know they had a Financial Services Hall of whatever, but good for you. Was it financial services for pigs? I don't know what a financial service is, but if it's like a sexual service, good for you, sister. let me ask you a question. I've been hearing a story for years and years, ever since I was a little girl.

Who blew the pig's house down? Was it even blown down? That's a lot for one breath. As a singer, let me tell you. It's a lot of breath control. Stop at Luann. So Luann's like, you know, the biggest problem with Vicky is that she really doesn't seem to want to be here.

I mean, she's irritable. She's working all the time. She's no fun, which is funny because people who, To tell you, Vicky's credit, she does have a job that she has to do. And Luann's like, I mean, what is this? Work? Why aren't you dangling from a zip line and dancing with bushes? It doesn't make any sense.

I think Luan's absolutely correct. And I think that's the problem with Vicky. She just seems like she's above it. She doesn't want to be there. She's annoyed with everybody that she even has to shoot these scenes. And yes, your insurance is a job. But she runs the company. She's like in Mexico part-time.

She's here and there. She's semi-retired from the. way she talks about it. And this is a job too. Like you're being paid to be on a TV show and engage not to be on your goddamn computer. So Louanne's like, okay, how about this? Respect me by not giving me unsolicited advice. She's like, I would never do that again. Okay. And if I need your advice, I'll ask you for it. Bickey goes, tells us, and I won't, I won't give you unsolicited advice if you don't sing unsolicited. Oh, back to the Beverly Hills ladies.

Camille's like, ah, isn't there nights of where you're getting along? Denise, did you see your marriage blowing up? We haven't talked about this yet. I haven't talked about it on our show, your own spinoff show. Let's do it again. You know, we wanted to get you and get married on the show. And I never thought I would get divorced again after my first divorce. Yeah, and she's like, yeah, I mean, this was bad.

I mean, in some way, this is worse than the first time around, you know what I'm saying? saying and aline's like do you think the show had anything to do with it you guys did the show bring that bring more attention at least a banderpump ever apologized to you um and camille's like no he had already met the woman he left me for she was supposed to move to new york city and he moved her into the apartment that was the airline steward that's and she said i was supposed to be on that flight yeah i forgot all that that was crazy. I know. That was crazy. And like, Kelsey Grammer got away with it too, because

if you'd done that shit now, wow, the roasting he really would have gotten from the internet. Like, he got like, people were like, wow, that's terrible. How shady. But now in 2006, where people are so much more vocal about like, fuck off, uh, he really would have gotten it. Oh. Oh, hold on the biggest villain in America at that point. I mean, she was on the cover of People magazine. It's like the most hated housewife. I know. It's cool.

must have loved that. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, everyone, Camille wants to make a speech. So, first of all, I just want to say congratulations to Kyle. 15 plus years of drama and diamonds and friendship, but didn't survive the season in the agency. We had laughs, screaming matches in the agency, and of course the dinner from hell where we learned

that he will never emotionally fulfill. you have a good know that the agency so you're an icon survivor

force of nature the agency and in your own immortal words you're such a fucking liar Camille congratulations

bonitious wait what so the party wraps up and people start leaving and Giselle and Giselle

and Ports her in one car and in another car it's Lisa Vicki Teresa and Lou Vick is like I don't want to

go to the back I have about I have a baddie. I have to stay up here. For God's sake. For God's sake, money! And then it becomes riding in cars with housewives. So, Giselle and John Porsche do this funny kind of like post-game report.

Giselle was like, well, that was a party. Did you hear Vicky say, happy anniversary, happy 30th anniversary? And so when Vicki saw Maricio... No, it was Lisa. That was Lisa. Of course, it's like, no, that was Lisa. I'm sorry. Oh, Lisa walk up the...

Yeah, it's like, oh my God, hi. Oh, no, I walked up to Mauricio. She's like, oh, my God, hi, so nice to meet you, happy anniversary. That's so great. I'm so happy for you guys. And then Vichie said, that's why you're thinking of Vicki, because Vicki said, we cried all yesterday. And we see that Vicky tells me, said, yeah, we all cried. We all cried together.

Emory's like, oh, cool, cool. he goes oh that's so cute and then he just walks off like what the fuck sometimes it's okay to say nothing yeah okay those are the moments that I love and I do wish we had like fewer flashbacks more of those moments because those quirky moments were like what are you how are you what what are you what are you saying right now like that's what I live for with so good tires on my guy congratulations on your marriage So in the other car, Vicky, Lou, and who's, who else?

Oh, it's Teresa's in the darkness. They're all sitting right now. They're all squished next to each other in the backseat. And Teresa's like, oh, my God, that song was like a comic table. It was like so gone. Oh, thank you, darling. Oh, God. Oh, my God.

Oh, it looks like I'm getting a video of my performance. Oh, it's going to be hilarious. It's a video of the zipline with the girls. Oh, let's watch it, guys. I know you want to see it. Okay, let's listen to it. And Teresa is singing the words and snapping along and going with it. And Vicki is just looking at the floor.

Like, oh, my God. This was amazing. Again. Again. Oh, this was so amazing because Luanne is watching this video of her performing the song that she's performed a billion times. And she's singing along with it. She's like, she's like, Amy Poehler and Mean Girls like singing along. But like, she's doing it to herself.

And she's like, oh, yeah. She c'est le vie. Se bon. And she was like, and then Teresa's like, ah, and Vicky is just like miserable. And then she gets a phone call, so she asks the phone. And then they, like, Luann gets her this look like, how dare you interrupt me watching me singing while I'm singing to me singing. So good.

She's like, well, I mean, listen, you know, sorry, the phone was ringing. Well, you can always. not answer, you know. It was always an option. You know, the Countess is singing. All right. Well, I mean, that would be rude. Oh, I don't know. That was pretty rude. What was that?

You're watching a future Emmy winning performance. That was pretty rude. I was in the middle of doing the worst to this icon song. So, Luans, they start to arrive to the, they're approaching the hotel. And just like, do you guys want to come out of a drink? And because, like, where? In my room.

No, no, you know what, everyone just go to their own room And be quiet for a little bit So, Jazeels decided The consensus on Vicky What, Blinket, nah And now I know you and I know us So when we go to Atlanta, you know, you'll be like, We're in Atlanta hose

And she's like, oh my God, these ladies are not ready For what I have in store in Atlanta. I am concerned about Vicky Atlanta. Well, we'll see what happens. Nini Leaks makes her her bigger return. We already saw her, but she's going to have her big episode next week. Yeah.

Well, super fun episode. The show's cracking me up. It's very funny. It's very funny. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you so much, everybody, for being here. It's been a good time.

We are not here tomorrow. Actually, we'll be back Thursday. So we won't be here Wednesday because Bravo gave us a little tiny, tiny break in the schedule. But we'll see you guys on Thursday. Thanks so much for being here. We'll talk to you next time. Bye. Bye.

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