Watch What Crappens - #3516 Next Gen NYC S2E010: The Windham Beneath My Wings

Episode Date: August 27, 2026

The kids head upstate on Next Gen NYC for a ski trip full of gossip, allegations, and one late night confession of love. But first: traffic.To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today on this beautiful ski trip of an episode, it's Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? I'm good. How's it going with you, baby? Oh, it's just fabulous. It's fabulous over here. Today is Thursday, August 27th, and I'm calling out the date because tomorrow on August. August 28th, we will be announcing the cities and dates for our next tour. So everyone tune in to the Orange County episode because the cities are dropping, the dates

are dropping. We are still have yet to find out when our tickets will be going on sale, but we're going to let you know the dates because this way you can pencil them into your calendar. They're coming up sooner than you might expect. And we're really, really excited for this one. So everything from what cities we're going to, to when and where the golden crappies are, stay tuned. And of course, it'll be on our social media as well.

Of course, it'll be everywhere. You know us. But keep an eye on an ear out for that. Also, thanks to everyone who tuned in to the first three episodes of What's Your Order. It's the new show. We just put up on YouTube. We had Kiki Monique and Courtney Frane and Eric Williams on three different episodes to talk about Count down things in the world of Bravo.

Best one and done housewives. Best housewives dinner parties. Best housewives locations. Things like that. And there's more to come. So new episodes. I'm going to drop the new episodes Tuesdays or Wednesdays. I don't know.

So keep it a year and high. Well, congratulations on the new show, Ben. It's a good one. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah.

The response has been so warm. And I really appreciate it. I finally got to put this little studio behind. me to good use beyond just board game content. Well, that's good use too. Use it. You built it. Now you will come.

You built it and now you can. If you build it, if you build it, you will go to it. That's like a very low stakes thing. Oh, we're not promising any ghosts. We're just saying that if you build it, you'll probably go there. Yeah, so go check out Ben's new show where he's coming. I'm just kidding. Populous.

Yeah, it's a good show. Everybody's loving it and looks great. Sounds great. Feels great. Feels great, guys. It's like a warm sweater. Today is NextGen NYC, which you can get on video over at our Patreon along with bonus episodes, newsletter, ad free listening, all that good stuff. Go over to Patreon and thanks for being here today. Next Gen NYC, season two, episode nine, you win them, you lose some. Well, well, well, this was a fun-ass episode. I really, really enjoyed this one. First of all, I love that the first half, they just put all the kids into tiny cars

and just stuck them in traffic on the New York three way for hours on end. The way they were all, like, they had no room in there. They were like little sardines, little adorable sardines in those cars. I was cracking up, of course, they would do this to like the young and zum bravo. But I thought everything was so funny. Well, they do it to all ages. It's true, though. They don't get sprinter vans at this age.

Yeah, but Bravo has shoved these, shoved people into cars for a long time. And it's always so fun to watch it. I know, a bunch of divas who think they deserve more, things shoved next to each other into a car. Yes. So, Charlie and Ava are, they're walking through the city. And everyone's getting ready for the ski. trip and they're excited and there's a lot of like back and forth about it. Amira has decided that she wants to arrange a shady secret Santa experience that they have there and she's like going to

like arrange all the all the people who will be invited to that but then she leaves off Georgia, which is inherently shady, but she can't remember. Amira's just doing every scene now like she's doing gossip girl. Like even they're just like okay Amira sit on your couch and I don't know, just do something. And she's like, well, we were thinking of doing a Shady Santa. It was 6 p.m. when she thought to herself, why just have a regular Santa? When you can have a shady Santa. Then she tilted her head back and laughed. I mean, isn't Santa inherently shady? He is literally sitting there being like, you're naughty, you're nice. You're nice. Noddy, naughty, nice. And now I'm going to invade your home. And I'm going to eat the cookies that you left out.

I'm going to break into your house. I'm going to make out with your mother. And I'm going to going to eat all your carbs. And then I'm going to judge you afterwards. And then I will decide if I'm going to give you gifts. That's like pretty shady, actually. He's a shady bitch. Yeah. Then they, he gives you shit like, you know, less calories, more filling.

It's like, how is this Christmas, Santa? He leaves a note, like, I'm not going to pay a lot for that muffler. I'm like, what are you talking about Santa? You're in a sleigh. You don't even have a muffler. He's just doing, uh, he's just doing, uh, he's just He's just doing advertising taglines. He's sponsored.

He spanks and then advertisers for pet boys on the way out. What the hell? Where's the beef? Liam is walking through the city and he's like, you know, I love hosting. Yeah, it's on my blah. This could get interesting, but you know, it's an adventure. It's an adventure. By the way, I'm in love with somebody that I met two days ago on a TV show.

Is it for storyline? Probably. But you know what? I'm an actor. I'm a firefighter. I'm a car racer. I'm a horse rider. Basically, do it all. Renaissance man. Include a love bomber and possible stalker onto that. Okay? Because I do have her location already. Liam, this was the episode Liam officially gave me the creeps. I think it, well, first of all, let's not like overlook him saying that hosting is in his blood. What does that mean?

I come from a long line of people who love having people over. My 23 and me was dinner rolls and white wine. That's right. My bloodline came over on the Mayflower. And once we arrived, we said, hey, everyone, who wants some anti-screevy oranges over our place? We'll put them out. Hosting is in our blood. We started by kidding.

One thing my family taught me on the Mayflower long, long time ago, bring your guest's blankets. You never know what it's going to get cold out there. It's in my blood. It's in my blood. Yeah, man. Back in Norway where my bloodline goes to, that's right, there were Norwegian pilgrims, a little known fact. But back in Norway, we would go out, see a moose and say, Miss, come out over for dinner. I'm going to feed you some...

some some brown cheese sorry hosting it's in our blood so what we do we can now back to you what you were saying about this the episode that gives I mean gave you the creeps on Liam I I don't have the creeps on Liam I just think that Liam is he's play he's playing a persona he's seen on TV and the person that he really is just a little nerd who's really not gone very far with a hot girl and suddenly he has and he's like so excited and he's doing all the wrong things. And he's like, basically he's like, oh my God, I can't believe this happening.

I got to lock it down. I've never had a hot girl like me before. So he's just like, oh, really? That's the vibe I get. That's a nice way of looking at it. That's not how I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it like this guy comes onto a TV show immediately wants the most

popular girl so he can be with the most popular girl on TV. She's just broken up with the guy. He doesn't care, which is, you know, okay. But then he's immediately getting jealous. he has her location and shit. I don't, it's weird to me. Like, I don't approve it. And you know her only on TV.

So I think he seems like a fucking weirdo. I don't like him. Well, he's definitely a weirdo. I don't approve of this. And I'm not saying, like, one thing doesn't have to be different from the other. I just, I just feel like the version of Liam that he presents to us, I don't feel like it's to reel him. I just think he's like a nerd.

And he's like, he's just spiraling out because he's, like this is very exciting for him and this is I'm not saying this like isn't that so cute I'm saying it like dude get it together I do think like the whole thing of like wow like I said I was going to bed and then she didn't come up to bed with me it actually really took me back to high school because there was a child actor in my high school who acted exactly the same way as Liam that's why I have like so many direct like mental comparisons because like he every single thing he did the way he carried himself the way he talked the way he did things but also the way he was like tried to create codependency with his girlfriend it's like exactly the same and i'm like is this

just like what child actors do um i'm based on a sample size of one and then someone on tv i don't know but that's where that's where i'm coming from man john nicky really threw you over i'll tell you the number on you i'll tell you man uh now is i guess it's a good time for me to mention that I was held back 14 years in a row. That's why he became my classmate. That Webster. God, really did something to you. Yeah.

It's a blind item. Who's the child actor? There's no one famous. I'll tell you that much. Oh, were they just like a local theater actor or what? I think they appeared. They appeared on stage. and they had like one, like, bit roll in, like, one movie.

He's very nice. He's very nice, but it just, like, in a relationship, he was just so overbearing. It was like, ugh. Yeah. Well, now we go over to Ava's apartment, and they're talking about the trip while they set up a little Christmas tree that they bought. And they're talking about rooms. Like, who's getting their own room? And tries like, I'm not sharing a fucking room with anybody.

That's crazy. Like, honestly, but, like, we don't get a. enough intel. Like, we need to ask, like, how many beds are in each room? Charlie, you're, you're not getting your own room in someone's family cabin. It's just, this is like classic housewise where we go to a family cabin. How many rooms do you think they have? Do we, does anyone want to be rooming with Charlie, though? I mean, I feel like, uh, based on the last person they found in a town home that Charlie was in, I'm not sure that's a situation I want to wind up in. I'll tell you who doesn't want a room with Charlie.

Anybody with Bitcoin? No one. No. Shy, make sure you stay analog. Yeah, I think I should do the rooming thing because he's following around Charlie like a puppy dog and Charlie's trying to use him for, you know, being his little sidekick or whatever. So there you go. You aren't shy. You guys shy.

Yeah. Have fun. Yeah, exactly. I'm surprised Hudson wasn't on this trip, but maybe he was busy at a brother from Don't tell mom I killed the babysitter's dead hair convention. He's like, guys, I saw one of the cleaning ladies using a swiffer duster, and I said, I've got to get that hair. So I'm working on it. Okay.

I said, guys, I just saw weapons and Amy Madigan's character. Wow, her hair was amazing. I thought, I just got to follow it. I just got to lean in. That's just somewhere with his arms out. Running towards method. He's running

towards like douchey jewelry. So Charlie is not going to share a room. He has boundaries. And now he wants to know what the house. He wants a link to see what the house looks like. He wants Liam to send a link

so he knows what the Airbnb is. And then basically everyone's making all these demands. Like, what about the, I don't want to live here? I don't want to be this. What's that? What's the layout? Where is it? How far is it?

Is it got Northern Explan? What's going on? Yeah. Then we go to Georgia and shine. They're like, is there a hot tub? It doesn't need to be a hot tub here. Do we even check to see if there's a hot tub? I don't know.

Through a hot tub? We should probably text them in serious. No, if there's not a hot tub, we'll bring the hot top. I can't tell if it's a good thing for Georgia go to the hot tub because it's probably the closest she'll get to being cleaned, or is it a bad thing because then people have to be in the hot tub with Georgia's germs. Hey, how dare you? She's coming out with a cleaning product called Yuck. Formerly. The artist formerly known as Yuck.

Yeah. So now Liam and Ava are on FaceTime and they're checking in on these rooms and stuff. And she's like, is there any info you can give us about these rooms? Yeah, me and Ariano are working on it right now. We're basically married. So Charlie, you're cool to share with Shai, right? He's like, definitely not, bro. I don't share. That's ridiculous. How many bedrooms are there? That's just what we're trying to find out. Just let me that. Okay, Charlie, you can't, you can't both try to sleep with the guy that, sleep with the girl that this guy is dating and be an asshole the whole time to him and then demand the best room in his house. You have to kind of manipulate here, Charlie. You have to at least pretend to be a good person until you get the good room. Come on. Yeah, yeah. I can just try.

Like, I truly don't think Liam knows what he's got himself into. I love that when Eva talks, like, her head starts to tilt over. It's like, ah, this talking is heavy. I just, she never really quite stays up. So then. If I didn't hear Ava speaking, if I was just watching this, like, you know, you kind of scroll through TikTok or whatever on silent, you just see what people are doing, don't hear it. If I was doing that and I saw Ava, I would think that it sounded like this.

because her eyes are just blank. Like she's got this blank kind of stare in her eyes. But she doesn't talk like an idiot. It's not like she looks stupid. It just looks like nothing is happening behind her eyes. And then whenever she talks or says something really funny, I'm surprised. Because I just see. Yeah.

Seriously. And she's really come out of her shell this season. She's way more energetic. She's a way bigger part of the show. She seems to be more all in. And I think last season, I felt like she was still considering modeling as her main gig. And this time she's like, oh, this is now my new main gig. So, like, definitely, like, great improvement on Ava's part.

But I definitely get the Z's energy. And by the way, as long as we're talking about Ava, I'm really amused that the producers still keep using that random footage of, like, her face and shy's face superimposed over little, like, hand-drawn bodies. I don't know why that cracks me up every time they show it. They just keep showing Shai's head bopping back and forth on this little, like, crayon, man, body. Yeah, I was trying to make out with her in Vegas. Yeah. So now we go to Amira and she's talking to Riley about the room situation.

And of course, you know, Charlie's having a fit about it. And Riley said, I said I would do a room with the mirror, but I know she's not doing a bunk bed. And the mirror's like, yeah, I've never slept enough. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. And then we go to Rowan's apartment and, uh, this is a lot of just. back and forth about the room. It goes on and on and on and on. Nobody wants to share a room, okay? We don't need to. Well, some people said if they have to share a room, they may not even

want to come. And I'll give you one guess who's saying it. And Brooks is like, I'm totally great if Charlie's uncomfortable with that. That's perfect. Liam's like, I knew there was going to be some fuss about the room situation, mainly because in a short film I wrote once that I never shot, I played a guy who didn't like rooms, and so I went from room to room. You ever hear of back rooms? It's called front rooms, and you're just trying to get out of rooms that are perfectly visible. And it was a great role. It's a shame.

It never got shot. But at one point, we had Clooney attached as someone who would hopefully see it someday. And I don't know if that ever worked out. But it was great. I learned a lot from it. I know about rooms because I'm an actor now. So thanks. Thanks, everyone.

So now we go to Georgia. We see bright neon splat graphics that say, yuck! And like comic book font. And we find out this is the logo for Georgia's cleaning product. It's so fun. Yuck. Yuck. And she's meeting with her guy, Christian, who's like,

oh, hi. You're so excited about yuck. We're all thrilled about it. How are you feeling about yuck? You excited every day you wake up in the morning? We are. This is going to be huge, Georgia. Hey, yeah. She's like, um, yeah, I don't like to talk too much about what I'm working on unless it's like coming to fruition. Yeah. And so then Christian's like, yeah, so, um, we're going to go, we're going to show you a direction where the splat is the logo itself. So before it was like splat supporting a logo, now splat is the logo. What do you think about that? Oh my God. That's, that's, you're going to go. That's a lot. That's the logo. We're going to go. That's, It's like, sick. Can we talk about this logo?

Okay, so you've got the comic book font already that says, yuck, which is pretty stupid. But then he says it's going to be a splat. It looks like it's just like splooge. It's like a long stream of like blu-blu. It's not a splat. It's like a long drip. It's disgusting. The product looks like something you use to get a stain, not to remove a stain.

called yuck and it's like a stain and it's like, hey, are you concerned that your sofa doesn't look lived in? Get yuck. Yeah. Do you have too many people wanting to come stay on your couch? Well, here, just spray some yuck on it. It'll look like you've been splooging on it for years. So, um, so that he's like, Christian's like, well, do we need to talk about the elephant in the room? She's like, huh, ha, ha.

Which someone asks her, I guess, now every season. She's like, um, like, where's Cooper? Like, I'm going to be, like, moving in a different direction with a partnership. Like, my idea is basically Cooper stays on as like creative consultant, you know. This is cold. She dumped Cooper from the business project. That's bad, Georgia. Cooper's your gay.

You can't just do that to your gay. What do you think is going to happen to you when you dump your gay? That gay is a vault. He's full. He's full of all of your information. I wouldn't do this. Now, I would just not do this because they're so close, not because he really brought a lot to the table.

Because of their first business meeting, Christians like, oh my God, what are you thinking for sense, guys? What are we thinking? He's like, yeah, well, you know what? We could do, like, iconic things. Like, you know what's iconic? Pumpkin spice lattes? Pumpkin spice.

It's like, thanks, thanks, Cooper. It's probably for the best that he, for him to not be messed up in this situation. And so then she's like, the producer says, so what's going on with you and Cooper? She says, I can't talk about it. But if you have any questions, I can direct you to my attorney. And then they're like, yeah, she has not provided her attorney's information. It's Cooper. We just see the picture of the attorney.

Cooper's like, yeah, I guess this is my job now. I will be suing myself. Georgia. The gay's work is never done. New Jersey Mall, two days. before. What's that? Cooper Bador.

Cooper, yeah. He's like, wow. I came up with the new soap idea. Wow. It's not my fucking soap. So, meanwhile, as we approach the ski trip, Rowan and Riley don't know how to ski, so they've gone to the place where everyone goes to ski

to learn a New Jersey mall. So there is apparently a, like a Bunny Hill, that's been built in a New Jersey mall. So, you know, these old malls are dying left and right. They're emptied out. They're being turned into office space or whatever. So I have to assume that someone said, hey, let's turn this New Jersey mall into like a ski slope, which is pretty cool because I thought they only did that in Dubai.

So it's nice to know that New Jersey is getting even closer to the high standard of luxury that is Dubai. But, uh, they're otherwise known as, but why? They have their own little ski? They're a little ski place. New Jersey is the Dubai of New Jersey. But yeah, it was actually pretty cool. They go to the ski, so they go to learn how to ski in the mall. Yeah.

This one does. And then one day before the ski trip, Charlie and Liam doing their photo shoot for shy, which is nice. Some people show up. And Liam's like, yeah, how did I end up here? Pretty big. but, you know, also an actor, acting's in my blood. Photos shoots are in my blood.

Modeling's in my blood. So that's pretty good. Yeah, I know that you guys want, it's pretty cold. I know you guys wanted some space heaters, but as a volunteer firefighter, I had to actually nix that. I was not sure of what the fire code is for those sort of things. So I just authoritatively said, you know what? We're just going to rough it out.

We're doing this method. Cold models. Let's get into it. Yeah. And Charlie is supporting. But Brooks still refused, even after the makeup. And he not only refused, he's having his own photo shoot the same day. And this is for Brooks Mark's Resortwear.

Okay, everybody, we're going to put on Brooks Mark's Resortwear, and then we're going to cross the street. Ready? They're wearing the light Terry, or the Terry light. They're all freezing because it's like five degrees at. And for some reason, they decide to film it. And then they walk, they're all being like Blas. And they're like walking across the street together as like a clump of like gen zers is sort of like reminiscent of of the old simply irresistible video or whatever the Robert what's his face. And they're just it's just the funniest image of them walking.

I'm like, oh, yes. Thank you for selling us on your resort wear by showing people wearing it through a city street. In the cold. In the cold. It's freezing out. Just where you want to wear your resort wear. And they can't make it across the street. They keep trying.

It's like Frogger. It's like watching Frogger. Just cars keep coming. Trucks full of logs that are about to fall off and crush them. They finally get a shot where they make it across the street, and then a biker comes right in front of them and seems passive. And then the biker, like, catches onto one little cloth, and all the light Terry comes apart.

Terry light. Standing there naked. No, Terry. So then the producer asked Charlie, do you think Liam feels weird about you being here? And Charlie's like, I can't really tell. I mean, I would imagine it's awkward. I don't know if he knows what happened, you know? And Liam's like, I mean, I had her location.

I knew where she was. People don't actually understand how close we've gone in this amount of time. She told me I have nothing to be worried about with Charlie. She told me she wants to be with me and she wants to pursue me. And I was like, that's great because I can't wait to introduce you to Mariska, good friend of mine. And, you know, he's your friend. And that's, you know, where you get your weed. do it. I can get you some weed do though. I know how to do it. I played a weed dealer in a lot

order. So pretty skilled. Um, so we see more scenes of the city. Everybody's packing. Liam talks to his brother Wyatt, tells him where they're going. And Brooks is still trying to make this cat skill, which thing happened, which I'm not really getting, but they're doing it a lot. So I think it's hilarious to somebody. It's like, nothing says friendship and bonding, like warding off the cat's skull which it's so sad to see like Brooks revert into his like classic Brooks marks

form that we knew from Salt Lake City because last season I felt like we really got to see this sweet lovable Brooks who is sort of like shy and cute and like he was the center of the show and now he's just sort of back to being like ill about everything and it's too bad

Oh, really? He seems the same to me. Really? Has he ever changed? I don't know. To me, just he seems like he's always been the same. I just feel like he's just very tertiary on this season. And when they do check in on him, he's like, this is like a lot. I mean, I'm amused by him, but I don't know. I felt like we got a more three-dimensional person last season. Brooks, how dare you talk about my toddler?

Yeah, I mean, to me, Brooks, Brooks has a lot of things. One thing I would never accuse Brooks of having is an arc. He's just, it's kind of the same. Yeah. So now we're talking about Liam's film. He's like, yeah, the most stressful day, checking for Sundance.

It was rough. They pushed a date to next Monday. So it's not a know. It's just a see you next Monday kind of a thing. You know, I wrote the script, turned it into a short, and uh bl bl bluble the sundance uh did you notice he did that he said i've been submitted to sundance but i had to rewind it a couple times because i was like wow he made it into sundance but he wasn't saying that he was like subdivance and uh you know uh south by you know everywhere uh

academy awards pretty much yeah um we're for an oscar submission so it's going pretty good yeah a short film it's called carrera it's about marble just kidding It's about a hard-boiled guy named Carrera. You got to understand. It's pretty cool. So then the producer is like, well, since you're a ski instructor, do you have a nickname? And he's like, oh, God, I fucking knew it.

Oh, God, did my boys tell you about that? You're going to insert the sticker, the nickname that they give me on the slopes, bro? Man, being actors hard. So, Gia calls Brooks. and she's like, I'm freaking out. Like, I can't find that fucking brown jump, so I need to find that. St. Anthony, please let me find it. Oh, my God.

I found it. Okay. Gia's storylines wrapped up. X. I don't know who St. Anthony is, but I feel bad for St. Anthony. I guess. Well, I just feel bad that St. Anthony is now tasked with fighting Gia Judice's missing

brown jumpsuit. Like, of all the things, someone's like, I can't find the will. We need to find the will. Oh, we need to do this. Oh, my God, wear the keys. If we don't get to the keys, this whole place is going to burn down. Where's that? Can you find my brown jumpsuit?

It just goes with my outfit. I go into Wyndham, New York. It just feels low priority for a cent. Yeah. St. Anthony of Padua, Padawa is the Catholic patron saint of Lost Things. And the legend is a young novice lost his book. and St. Anthony had to find his buck. I mean, similar to a brown jumpsuit.

I feel like St. Anthony was sort of given. They're like, what should we give St. Anthony? How about lost things? So people stop asking us about their keys. Anthony was so sweet. We've got to give him something. We've got to give Anthony something. Wait, is that the guy who brought that book back to the Lost and Found?

That's it. That's it. That's it. That'll be him. And just imagine, we'll tell them it's like a good thing. And then guess what? No more requests for missing papers. All the saints rejoice.

So Brooks is like, oh my God, you found your jumpsuit. That is kind of insane. So then Brooks, guess what? Brooks is dressed about the room situation. He's like, do you have any tea on that? And she was like, the only people who have their own room are Ariana and Liam. And he's like, wait, they aren't like together. Right.

Just like, what? And then then she's like, you know, she's like, yeah, Brooks. I mean, like they're together. Duh. Yeah. He's like, yeah. What's that? Brooks has somehow missed this entire storyline.

Yeah. He's like, I really believe in love. Like, I'm so emo. comes to relationships. Like, you could literally run me over with my car and I'll still love you. I'm not a dissatism, though. Now we have a scene with Ariana and Briel and various friends. And Ariana is just like so happy that Breel's there. And she's like, guys, last night, like, you know, I was like grilling, I was like grilling him. Like, I don't know who she's talking about. She's talking about car.

I don't know about, they're talking about fucking, talking about fucking guys, et cetera. What are they talking about here? They're talking about Charlie, they're talking about Liam. I was talking about guys. And Arianna says, I've not felt this way in my heart, in my mind and my vagina all in sync at the same time. I mean, this man is in front of me.

And like, I don't want the next bitch to get him, because I want him. And Riel is like wearing sunglasses inside at night, of course, because she's real. And she's like, yeah, tell me what they got you for Christmas. like, I'm not telling you, but it was like the most sweetful, thoughtful, non-car item that you've ever gotten. Like, he's amazing. And then Carson's like, Carson's like their friend.

And Carson's like, wait, you're spending Christmas with Liam? And Ariana's like, I mean, I'm assuming so. I'm like not trying to move at too fast a pace, which is why I told him. But like, don't ask me to be your girlfriend yet, though. So, Brielle is selling Carson. Like, maybe I think he would give you a ring tomorrow. Oh, right? And Carson's like, no, gosh, like, don't know. You're going too fast. Like, how long have you even known him? And Ariana's like two months? And Carson's like, yeah, well, you don't really know someone until like, it's like a psychopath needs like three months. So under three month we'll know if he's a psychopath. Yeah, who's that Carson person? Just that think of friend of theirs. Who's interesting? I want to see more of that. I want to see more of whatever, whatever is going on with Carson. I want to see more of.

She's like, yeah. Where you're going to, wait, you know, there's going to be a second or three months, honey. I guess. Bring more cars in. Where'd this person come from? Need more. Yeah.

So now it's time to head out to the, to upstate New York. And they hop in the cars and they originally, they get in the car at 10.08 a.m. And their ETA is 1 p.m. Swift three hour drive up the New York City three way. What could possibly go wrong? Yeah. And Chey and Roman are at Rowan.

Sorry, Chey and Rowan are talking. And he's like, oh my God, this is like so crazy. I was like it's a bike. I was not going to therapy on 70 seconds. It's crazy.

Yeah, I even go further to the psychiatrist. Let's like even further. I do it all the e-bike. Like, what is even a car? Like, I've seen, I've like heard about them. I've actually like never been like, only ride bikes. Like that's what you do.

Like I ride bikes. I just like up cycle. clothing. Have you ever up-scled a bike into a shirt? Like, that's what I do. Like, a car? I don't, like, I don't even know what this is. Like, what is this? Like, it's crazy. And then we go to Georgia and Rowan, and George's like, yeah, I'm like a tariffide of, like, highways. I would be too. We, we see this giant SUV going between two cement, railing things. What are those called when they put those on the freeway? Like high lines. They're always there, I feel like, in New York.

The way, that was such a. The way you just were like, in that moment, you were just purely full of disdain for those pylons. I hate them. Always there. Because, you know, you should be staying in your lane either. It's not like I'm saying, oh, you should be able to drive all over the road. But you have like two inches on either side of the car. And otherwise, you're fucked.

And you see the side of those things and they're covered with scrapes and cars crashing. It's kind of cozy, though. Kind of feels like you're on your own little. No one of you're driving. It feels like you're like a ball bearing. You're sort of like in your own little thing and like, you know. You just can't go super fast though. It is a little scary, but it's cozy.

Scary and cozy. So George is like, yeah, I don't even have my license. Like, I mean, I haven't had it for like seven years. I don't know where it is. So like when I need it, I just show like people a picture of my ID. And that works like nine times out of time. I like when they were like, so wait, does mean like when you say you don't have a license, does that mean you don't? have a license or you don't know where your license is.

She's like, yeah, I think I lost it like seven years ago. Please don't ever let this lady drive. It will not work that well for anyone. Georgia pulls over for some breakfast and she's like, oh my God, I got my bacon and my egg and my cheese. Or as Como size, egg cheese and bacon. I think that lost in the election, honestly. Like, who says?

Everyone's like, what? Egg cheese and bacon. That's fucked up. She just has these monologues of the producer. Like in the back of the car, like, if they could just drive her around and just capture that footage and put it on Bravo, we'll be happy.

She was like, I mean, everyone missed that he called it, egg, cheese, and bacon. Like, who does that? So then Amira has something to say, because now they're stuck in this awful traffic. And so Amira's like, do you guys know about my Google review account?

I have an alter ego in Google reviews. His name is John Blake, and he's a local, level seven guide. And John Blake is this persona where she leaves like either massive raves

or massive pans of restaurants on Google. Yeah, she says she has like 100,000 followers or something for this guy. Right? Didn't she said she has like a ton of followers or something? It's crazy. So she reads one of the reviews and she's like,

we're enjoying our drinks and appetizers, large middle-aged man, so that he was going to change his baby's diaper at the table directly next to us. And if you want to enjoy the fine fragrance of a used diaper cooking in the sun while you wait 30 minutes for an ice water refill, then this is your place. I say, I say John Blake, more of it. Um, she goes, yeah, no one will ever suspect it's me. Like, you're on camera. So, uh, Georgia is still just like, uh, puttering her way up to the ski house and now she is a hot now she's talking to her cousin and she's like so gordon the big update is that i'm 99% sure it's not going to be called yaka anymore so don't feel super strong

the trademarks can get approved so back to the drawing board on that i was thinking about like ew gross or maybe holy shit that's the worst fucking thing i've ever seen do you think that'll be allowed. Yeah, I've like always better than under the belief that like it's better to do business with someone that you're like close to. And then they show Cooper with an X over

his face and Omar with an X over his face. She should call it club club soda. Cleaning agent. Oh my God. She should call it country club club. So then we go to the other car, now the current

ETA is 5 p.m. And they're like, what the hell? That's crazy. That's a full-off fucking nightmare. Yeah. So crazy. Yeah. Sorry.

I'm just going to say it again. That's crazy. So yuck. Huck. Huck. Yuck. So then trademark infringement. Crazy.

They're four hours behind schedule. That's terrible. Soap. Stain. Stain. Stain, stain. So they're playing games in the car, and Charlie's like, okay, shy, would you rather two inches off your height or two inches off your dick?

Depends on how much meat you have to work with, I guess. He's like, uh, off my dick, I guess. But, yeah, I just really don't want to be short. And then, um, Kendall, meanwhile, Kendall's in the other car. And she goes, my mom got me this game. It's called Bad People. And I pulled a card yesterday night. yesterday night and the one i pulled said who would who would be the worst reality tv show star

and then gia just turns to kendall goes i mean i would just say like maybe right now like just because like you have to get more comfortable kendall you know kendall's like oh she didn't say somebody in the car just said you would be the worst reality star pick literally anybody in the world she's like you kendall sorry kendall's like I was about to say, probably me. I mean, it wasn't great hearing it from you guys. I'm glad you guys brought me. Jay goes, yeah, but like, you're not like the worst.

That sounds like a John Blake review. Charlie asked Brooks. Okay, it was a good one. I become Chloe's boyfriend or shy marries Meredith. And he's like, neither. I don't want shy as my stepfather. Ariana is like giggling with Liam and Kendall's like, I've never seen him fall so fast for anybody.

Wow, I wonder if it's because he's on a TV show. It's crazy. Well, it also, it seems like he falls faster the slower you talk, Kendall. So she goes, yeah, I mean, he's like, he's like a Laboo or something. And then we see like Liam's face on like a drawn the boo-boo thing. So then shy is like Meanwhile, Sean's like talking

He's asking, he's looking for a charger And Charlie goes, oh, it's in my, It's in my shoe in the back, bro. Any of us like, Charlie, since when do you jewel? He goes like, oh, no, I don't. It's Arianas. Yeah, she came over to Sesh last night. Yeah, she came over and left the charger at my house.

Yeah, Ariana, putting it out there. Yeah, you know, just late night horny booty call type shit with Ariana leaving her jewel over there. Yeah, pretty much, you know, just trying to bang me. It's pretty good. If you think about it. Yeah, still doing this shit. He's such a little asshole.

Commercials. Here comes one right now. Yeah. And Brooks has headphones. He's like, sometimes I do this thing where I wear headphones because I don't want people to think I'm listening. And then Eva is like, so she just said, hey, can I come over? No one thinks you're listening.

And no one who sees your face thinks you're listening to anything. This is an attentive listener right here. that we're seeing in front of us. But you see Bricks Mark's face. It's like, yes, this is someone who is taking things in, synthesizing it, and having thoughts about it. Yeah. So they're like, wait a minute.

Ariana stayed at your house. She was like, can I come over? And she was like, basically, yeah. What do you want me to show you the fucking child? I can show you the chat. I mean, I've got the shout. What do you need proof? Jesus.

So, shy is like, I mean, I already knew about this, but I didn't see anything to end. anyone because I let Ariana's business I left it alone we're learning. Um, so she's saying like, well, I mean, I'm sorry, shy saying, you know, it's like, it's like, she's dating Liam. I mean, they're like, they're like not together. So I don't know if it's like that big of a deal. I mean, you know what I'm saying guys?

Like, I mean, what is he been dating in the first place? Like what does it be an exclusive mean? Look at me. I'm getting joked up. Just talking about it right out. Yeah. Well, like, if we just put aside the obvious fact that she's like trying to fuck me. I mean, if you want to do that, we can do that you guys.

Okay. And so Rowan's saying, yeah, I don't think Ariana would appreciate that. And it's not the first time he's done it. He does it over and over again. He's a little ass. So now they're like, wait a minute, really? And Ava says, so she was trying to fuck. And he's like, no, no, I'm just trolling.

You know that. You know, I'm just trolling. Now that I've just given it to you all to repeat over and over in this episode, I'll just say, just kidding. I'm just trolling. That's it. So then the producer asks Ariana, like, Would you hook up with, with, I'm sorry,

yeah, asked Charlie, would you hook up with Ariana under the same roof as Liam? He's like, sure, like, right off. So, Arianna, and in the other car though, Arianna has no idea that Charlie's sort of speaking so disrespectfully about her. And she's like, she's like, you know what Liam just told me? And Charlie, Liam goes, guys, Charlie's growing on me.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. But you know, that's just what it is. I think it's because he's coming over to my place right now. And hosting, it's just in my blood. So I just have a warmer feeling about people who just come over. Now the ETA is 6.30 p.m. Dun, don, don't. Liam asked Georgia to pick up some desserts.

And so she goes to the Catskill Country Store. And she's like, yeah, I don't really like grocery shop, but like I love it. Like there's so much stuff in here. Like, one time I went to a store and they had mac and cheese, it was like sick. One of my favorite things is letting Bravo stars loose in a grocery store. And she's like looking at things. She's like, oh my God, this is like crazy. So you guys have like food here?

You just sell food. Like if you're hungry, you just come in here and buy food. And there's such a breadth of selection. I don't think that's talked about very much. Like people don't really give grocery stores credit for all that they sell. There's such a breath of I just don't think that's talked about much

You know, between the way Como rearranged Bacon, egg and cheese And the breadth of selection in grocery stores There's just so much that she's picking up on That the rest of us are missing Yeah, like guys, you've heard of them? Grocery stores, it's crazy

I love what she says, like, I just don't think that's talked about much. Like, guys, we, as a generation, we need to talk about how wide the selection can be at a grocery store. It needs to be discussed. They get to the house and Liam doesn't have a key, so he has to be led in by Georgia. Oh my God, Georgia being the first one at your house is kind of a terrifying thought. And this is the perfect metaphor for Georgia, too, right?

She leaves late, for whatever reason, she doodles her way up there. She's on her laptop. She's just marveling at random roadside attractions. And somehow the people who are actually trying to get there on time and be on top of it and cater to a schedule, they still somehow wind up there after her. Like she still somehow gets first place without even trying. That's what the metaphor. It just slides right through. Yeah.

Yeah. Amazing. Amazing. So the root splits. Dun, dun, done. They're a sign. This is not a housewives thing where you just get to roll. and pick your rooms, unfortunately.

So Brooks and Gia are sharing, Shy and Charlie are in a bunk bedroom. And then there's a room with four bunk beds and it's gonna be Georgia, Roan, Ava, and Kendall. That's too much, I think. It's a lot. Well, we know when you're young, you're young, you do crazy things, Ronnie.

Oh, that's true, yeah. We did a lot of floor sleeping and stuff. We're like, yeah, it's getting like an Airbnb for like a one bedroom Airbnb. Airbnb and we'd all sleep. And this season, I wasn't even that young. I mean, Jesus. We would just all sleep on the floor as one person we'd get the bad.

Like three people in the bed. Three weeks ago. Yeah. It wasn't really that long ago. So then Amira gets a nice single room. And then Liam's saying, he's like, wow, I'm surprised I didn't get more pushback. It's surprising. And then we see how like 20 minutes ago there was all sorts of chaos in the house as like everyone's like,

I want this room. I want that room. And Charles, like, there's no way I'm being there. And then everyone's complaining and smoothing everything around. And they're all pissed off. Yeah, Charlie was like sharing a fucking bathroom for four girls. This shit is a joke. I'm not doing this shit. You know, at least you don't have to share a bedroom like they do with four people.

So then we go to Brooks and Gia's room. And now it's Brooks, Gia, Ava, and Riley's room. And they're all getting ready, talking about the car ride. And Gia is like, ha. was your car, right? And Ava tells them, like, oh, yeah, we got some tea. Arianna went to Charlie's house on Friday night. It's like, way, way, way, way. I need more details, though. Did anyone see my brown jumpsuit yet, by the way? Did you guys talk about that in the van? And so Ava's like, yeah, Charlie said, Ariana Booty called me. And I was like, I don't believe that, but I'm going to

have to ask her and like, and Brooks like, that's like crazy. But like, is it T if it's like not true? And Brooks says, like, did everyone else miss the part where she said she doesn't want to touch him with a 10-foot pole? Like, hello? Did you hear that? Like, why does Ariana keep catching damn strays from this man? But maybe Charlie was like making it deeper than it actually was. And Charlie comes in. He's like, what are you guys talking about in here? And they'd say, we heard your stories. Like, I didn't make it that deep. Like, I just made sure that everyone knew wasn't that deep.

Like, that's what I was doing. I mean, like, so she tried to fuck me. It's not that deep. Steve about that. And it was like, but you definitely did say she booty called you. And he's like, I mean, I was rolling. Obviously, I say a lot of shit. And Riley's like, but I just think it's crazy that I'm hearing it.

Not from her. And Charlie's like, I don't think she's going to go out of way to say that. I mean, you're probably going to react the way you're reacting, you know, not that deep. She want to fuck me. We fucked. We didn't fuck. I mean, what a big deal? I don't know. You guys are crazy, trolling. Yeah, but so she just called

you to smoke weeds. Like, yeah. I mean, we were texting. Like, like, come out. And I was like, well, we're not going out tonight, but then maybe we'll go out tomorrow. And then I ignored it. I guess I was out. And then she was like, I'm getting home at that point. So I was like, I mean, basically, like, I've got a dick. Come jump on it. If that's

what she want so bad all right so she did jumped on my day i mean she's probably pregnant we're having a family it's not a dude not so ava's like it's kind of tea so gia says if lea no if leum knows then it's fine but i'm sure he wasn't happy about it i mean i know christian would not be happy i'm like is christian happy about anything all he does is like christian is not happy about anything ever so it was like i don't think they're like boyfriend and girlfriend though so So like, whatever. And Charlie's like, yeah, I mean, you've been with like Christian for like how many years, right? Like, this is like, whatever.

It's like a set. We're like, we're sash. We're doing sash. Whatever. Yeah. So they're going on and on and on about this. And Ava's like, well, are they dating? And she says, but they're exclusive.

She's like, oh, but like that's the same as boyfriend and girlfriend, right? Yeah. But they're like not getting with anybody else, but they're not girlfriend and boy. I'm sorry. But if you reserve a table, that is your table. Period. Like, stop labeling things in such a stupid way. I think this is all Love Island bullshit.

You know, where there's like five different levels to. Yeah. If you're not dating anybody else, that's it. You've reserved the table. That's it. I do think, though, Ariana is showing up at, like, 1 a.m. It's a little, it's, I don't know, it is a little weird. But she was with friends, which sort of denatures it a little bit.

But still, like, It's like I don't think if I had this guy, Charlie, who's always sort of saying inappropriate things and rumors are already starting to swirl, I just don't think I would go over at 1 a.m. Especially if I'm like seeing a guy who I'm like really into. So she's more into Charlie, I think. I mean, Charlie's interesting. Yeah. Charlie is a bad boy. And he's interesting.

Yeah, they literally say that to him. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And Liam's, you know, clearly. Like, Charlie wants a storyline for TV to be like funny. and then he's going to eventually fuck you over. He wants it in a different way, whereas Liam wants to be like prom king and queen. So I feel like she knows that she's being used in a way by both guys.

And why should she- She's convincing her to give a fuck what Liam is thinking. She's convincing herself that she really likes Liam because he's good on paper, and she's probably had a bad track record with guys, aka Hudson. And she's trying to do that pivot. it and the we i mean we all see it the chemistry is just not there it's just not and so i think that

maybe she's doing something maybe she's trying to self-sabotage who knows but um yeah and they what i like is that they're even like assessing it right there right to charlie's face you know because jea's like i mean you know eva says she does like flirting with charlie and she goes yeah because he's fun and dangerous and like out of a comfort zone he's like the bad guy you know he's like the He's the bad boy. They're like, yeah, you're the bad boy. You're the bad boy. He's like, okay, I'll take it.

Yeah. So Brooks is like, well, but in the car, you said that she was trying to hook up. He's like, wait, what, what did I say? Would I say that? Yeah, you said she was trying to bang. He's like, well, I mean, she comes over drunk at 1 a.m. I mean, one could objectively say that's giving that, right? Yeah.

So, so. So then they're asking. So he's like, I'm not saying that she was trying to fuck. me that was trolling, but she was clearly trying to fuck me. I mean, what do we? Look at Charlie. So then we find out that Liam has location. And Charlie's like, he already saw. He knows where she was location. And Ava's like, no way. So Brooks is like, why does Charlie think that she wants to hook up with them? She literally said she doesn't. But yeah, but like, Brooks, it's like the actions are speaking louder than the words, right? Yeah. And so,

just like, I mean, when you say I would never touch this person, but like deep down, it's like, maybe, you know what I mean? Does that make sense? And then again, this is where they say that Charlie's like, the dangerous, the bad boy, and that, you know, she secretly likes it. So then Charlie's like, all right, like, you know, go get our girl in here. Like, she's, she's going to be like so fucking mad at me. And now this is all going to disintegrate. He's like, you guys are turning this into a whole thing after I turned it into a thing. Even though I like use hyperbole. And, you know, stir the pot. Now you guys have stirred the pot and like the pot's swirling and I don't want it to swirl. Whoa, it's like turned into a whole big thing. I don't want anything to do with this. Like we got to get her. She can be mad at me. Yeah. So she is like, oh my God. Ariana is my girl. So like, I don't want her to feel like she's in a conversation where I'm not in the conversation where we're talking about her but she doesn't like know the conversation. So we know you're going to tell her. Just do it. Jesus. So Char is like, oh my God, you're going to confront her. Well, I mean, I know you're going to confront her. Well, I mean, I know you're. you're gonna confront her.

It's just fucking do with that. And just come over to do it. Just not, just make sure you know phrases like, well, I said she was like trying to come over to fuck me or something like that. Yeah.

So Ariana. That is how you phrased it. To multiple people on multiple days. But Ariana actually comes to the room. Everyone's like, ah. So she goes, it's very interesting when I walk in

and everybody's like, um, who, like clearly something's about me. So Gia goes, um, okay, Ariana,

I want to tell you that what the conversation just was. because I'm getting a little bit of anxiety about it, and like, I don't want you to be mad at me. You are the one who, you weren't even in the car. Why are you gonna be the ones like, oh my God, don't be mad at me. Like, you have nothing to do with this. You inserted yourself into this gossip,

and now you're acting like it's your responsibility to carry what you've learned onwards. It's so important. We need to talk about it, but like, later. So, now they're gonna put it off. So, Arianna's like, oh my god i walk in and they treat me like it's like i'm the police the way everybody's looking at me well you would know um so um so riley and brooks and gia decide they're gonna all talk to her together

so then we see a text from gia to brooks and riley being like oh we have to tell her yanna what we're talking about what are we going to do so they go to a place called lily's steak and cocktails and they go to this table and everything and Liam's like, hey guys, just actor to non-actors. I just want to say, thank you all for being here. Let's have a fun weekend. Let's shred hard and let's get back to the city all in one piece. And if you think I was directing this message to you guys, you're incorrect.

That was a monologue from Carrera recently submitted to Sundance. Thank you very much. Guys, just want you to know, there's a lot of food on the menu here, but coffee is for closers. All right. I'm an actor. Hey guys, one last thing to remind you all. Yeah, and Brigadune. Thank you.

That's just, I've just got my sides for an audition for that musical tomorrow. All right, let's do first impressions. We're just going to go around the room, and then you have to, like, say the person, do your first impression of the person, but only using one word. And so they start with Liam. And Ava's like, okay, well, my first impression of Liam is, like Liam, you're like super like, I don't

know, like outgoing. One word. One word. I know. Just say outgoing. And then Ariana tells Gia like I feel like you were a real ass bitch. One word. One word.

It's all you have to do. So the producer asked Charlie what his first impression of Kendall was. He's like, I mean, God, just the thought of her cracks me up. I don't even know she's in the room. What is it? It's like, you know, when like something electronic turns on outside and you just hear the buzz, like, coming through your walls and you're like, oh, shut up. It's like that, but it's like you can't even be mad because you don't even know what it is.

What is it? They are so mean to Kendall. I mean, she seems like just a sweet, lovely girl. And the fact that the show actively trolls their own casting choice is so funny to me. But actually, what was so amusing was that later on in this episode, it winds up actually. being a functional part of the plot. Like that Kendall is so forgettable. People forget that she's literally there. So then later on, momentarily, Charlie's going to talk

a whole bunch of shit right in front of her, not even paying attention that she's sitting behind him and it's clearly going to lead to drama. But man, like a few episodes ago when they said, Kendall's just like a shadow. Just like, she's just sort of there. And they showed her as a shadow person.

That's so rude. He's like, God, Brooks has more energy in his voice than Kendall does. Jesus. Yeah. I mean, poor Kendall. She probably was supposed to be there with Jackson all that time. And then Spike Lee was probably like, Jackson, you will not be on this show.

I am an acclaimed filmmaker. I want an Oscar. You're not being on this stupid reality show. Get your butt over here and work at a jamba juice or something. But I'm not allowed. Yeah, it's like, I googled the cast. No. No, sir.

So Brooks is like, this sparkling water is like the most sparkly, sparkly. I've ever had. So, Georgia is like, wait, what are we doing? What's the test? Like, your first impression, do shy. She goes, okay, shy, clown. And he's like, what? Yeah, because the first time I met you, you did a headstand.

As all clowns do. Yes. So what is it supposed to be a compliment? It's not even a compliment. Okay, but I meant a gesture. I'm in a gesture, though. He's like, what is that? Oh, like in a court, like a queen's core, like a gesture.

He's some. Jester, that's not a compliment either. Like, if you're not funny, they cut your heart off. Like, none of these are a compliment. I love that he was actually somehow more offended by Jester. I think Clown would be worse. He's like, Jester, I don't even know. You talk about the guy from Amen?

And she's like, no, jester. And she's cracking up. Okay, so now Ariana and Gia are having their conversation at the table. She is like, yeah, like Charlie said you went to his house to small guy. And he said she was with her two friends. And then this is where I felt weird. This is where I felt weird. And Brooks and Riley are like, why are they having this conversation with that ass?

Now we're being left out of the conversation. Now we're going to look stupid. Yeah. And you know what? They should be mad because they all agreed they'd tell her together. And on top of that, they were the ones who heard it firsthand. And Gia, she should, if she want, if something's weighing on her, she should just say, listen, Ariana after dinner, they told me something they heard.

I know they want to talk to you. So let's like, let's like, maybe, why don't we switch seats so we can talk about it now or something like that? But the fact that she took it and like made it her gossip to tell when she heard it secondhand, I thought that was actually fucked up. I don't know why someone didn't just say at this big group dinner. Hey, Charlie, remember how you told everybody that Ariana was trying to fuck you Friday night? What's up with that, Ariana? And just embarrassed Charlie, not that he would be, he's past embarrassment. But that would be fun if someone did that, actually.

It's weird that they're making it like, oh, we have to, like, talk to her privately aside from everybody. You've already all talked about it. And Charlie's told almost everybody in the cast that she was trying to fuck him. So bring it up. They should just put, like, Tamara in there and to, like, dress her Gen Z. She could just have her daughter's wig on. Not that her daughter wears a wig. She just wears a wig that looks like her daughter.

It's like, hey, guys, I'm Jenny. What's going on? What's going to be? Bye, bye, right? I love getting thrift off and the turn stuff. I'm just your person. You guys see those grocery stores? They got a breadth of selection.

Anyway, hey, Charlie. So you guys had a sash. You had a beauty car with Ariana. You factor. That's they told everyone, right? Okay, guys. Take it here. Bye.

Did you go the best look? Yes, no. That's a number. facts cinema right um so and she also is not telling it properly because she's like yeah

riley was really upset that you didn't tell her that you went to Charlie's house and she's like well I didn't tell any of you why the fuck what I report to you guys that I went to smoke a joint Jesus Christ mom and dad she was a good response

she's like like what the hell um yeah so she's like yeah so everyone correct I went over to Charlie's house to smoke a joint. Congratulations, I'm sure we've all found out. And George is like, what? Like, oh my God, she pretends to flip a table.

And so Brooks is like, well, Ariana, why did you just like save that out of nowhere? She's like, because you all were like kumbayaing about it in Gia's room. And if you had something to say about it, like, then just say it to me. Why is everyone so concerned with like, there's plenty of people who smoke a joint with Charlie all the time? And this is so annoying because, the way that Gia's told her has made her mad at her friends instead of being mad at the fact that Charlie is telling everybody that she was trying to fuck him. And it's so obnoxious. So now she's mad at the wrong people.

And so Ava's like, well, we were talking, but like we wanted the tea, but like we were going to tell you. And Charlie's like, yeah. And I was the one who was like, get orion over here. I mean, she's probably like, horny as hell. She probably wants a piece of me. So like, get her over here. I think that like when we all heard that you went to Charlie's late night, we're all like, oh my God, that's like such tea.

Like, it really is such tea, you know? And Brooks is like, the bottom line is Charlie said that you want to hook up with him and like you went over to his apartment and effort at a boo-he call him. And that's like, well, I'm saying, like, all the way, I'm here. Arianna's like, okay, you know what? If I want to do anything with Charlie, I could do it at any point. Him's just sitting there like, uh. And Charlie says something like facts.

Something like or tea or something. Yeah, but I'm just saying that's what was said. And like, you know, but she said she wouldn't touch Charlie with a 10 foot pole. She's like, and I stand on that. Yeah, say, you know, whatever, Charlie. And say whatever you want, but I haven't touched you at all. And he's like, yeah, if I want to pick Ariana, there's no one that I would not do it for at this table. I would do it if I wanted to.

So what about that? So Liam's like, bro, I think she's made it clear to you. I'm into her. She's into me. So, like, if the line gets crossed, like, I'm going to have a fucking problem. And you haven't crossed the line yet. But all I'm saying is, give me the respect as someone who arranged a nice weekend in Wyndham, New York, bro. And so, everybody's like...

Yeah, like, I deserve a little respect. I mean, do you know the person who came up with the theme? Don't, don't. I do. I do. Listen, I'm under a lot of stress. The deadline for Sundance is on Monday. South by the day after that.

Can you don't even want to know when that deadline is. It's just a lot. Okay? Just give me some respect, bro. Burbank Gay and Lesbian Film Festival at the Burbank Mall. The thing. It's the thing I'm worried about. So whatever, bro.

Do not cross the line. And Charlie's like, whoa, God's honest truth. like, oh, I don't know you. So, like, if I want to fuck Ariana, you wouldn't be stopping me. And that's honest truth. Like, I don't even know you well enough to care. Yeah, but you know what? If you wanted to and you had that confidence, you would have had it by now and you haven't had it.

So, sorry, whammy, bro. You got a whammy, bro. He's like, no, we've not had sex. That's the bottom line. Like, I didn't try to bring it up today. Like, I'm not even trying to make Ariana like slut shamed. Like, you guys are like slut shaming Ariana. Like, what the hell?

Like, was she going to be slut shamed for smoking to join in my house and, like, trying to fuck me? which she didn't even do. You know, it's not even that deep. It's not as deep as it was, like, if I had fucked her, which she was begging me to do, which I didn't say, and I don't mean. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. Okay, what I'm trying to say is,

as the actor, director, editor, producer, something called that a predator of Carrera. I don't want to hear it. I get you guys of friends. You rolled her a joint. You probably popped in DVD of Carrera. I'm like, let's check out this short film. I get it. I heard that a lot for people.

But like, show some respect, bro. And Charlie's like, well, then no one should be talking about then? And he's like, yeah, but like, it came up. So I'm just telling you where I'm at, bro. And I'll tell you where I'm at right now. Windham, New York. You're welcome, guys. We're at Windham.

So wait, are you guys dating? Like, what are you guys doing? Have you ever been to a grocery store? And Arianna says no. And so they're asking, are they exclusive? And Liam's like, I'll let you answer that. Because I mean, we did have the conversation right, Ariana. that conversation where I said we're exclusively dating and you're my girlfriend.

Right. So go ahead and tell them. She's like, well, yeah, but we're not dating. Like I'm not your girlfriend. No, no, no, you're not my girlfriend. It's just you can't see anybody but me. Clearly. We're just exclusive.

Hold on. Hold on. I've got an alert. I've got an alert. Ariana is here. She's right here right now. Just saw it on my location. So everybody knows.

We're together. Oh, yeah. Oh, sweet. Sorry. Carrera was just accepted. into IMDB. So it's pretty cool. Um, so Ava is talking to Liam. She goes, wait, I thought you guys are exclusive now. And Liam's like, yeah, yeah, that was part of the conversation. We're exclusive. And Ava's like, um, I would say poor Liam, but like, we told Kendall to warn him and

Kendall, you're to blame. We told you. And then we see that like, they told Kendall, tell Liam to cool his jets. And Kendall tells us, the reason I didn't tell Liam, is because I generally didn't feel like anything was happening between Ariana and Charlie. And I didn't want to start drama where there was no drama. And let me just like suss this out first before we take that step. That's why I came on the trip. Oh, sure. You came on the trip to survey the landscape to make sure there would be no issues with Charlie and Ariana.

That's solely why you came on the cast trip. Got it. Kendall, you're already bad enough on this show. You seem very nice. But like you're already, like, Gia's already calling you the worst. cast member in front of your face on national TV. They literally pulls you for a scene to start mess. It was very clear what was going on. And you couldn't even take the mess to the other person. Like, what kind of audition is this? You're failing. You're failing. You're failing.

You were supposed to tell Liam that Ariana and Charlie have a vibe going on. She gave up her seat. You didn't do it. So Ariana's like, then Ariana goes, if I'm making out with or like going on dates or doing something with somebody else. I'm not touching anybody else, everyone. And then the mirror is like, but as a group, we have to respect what's happening here. Even if there's like no label yet, it's just like, let's let it be. It's like a relationship that's blooming. Come on. Okay, okay. All right. So no more slut shaming. Okay. Let's just all go home. Like, oh, fuck this. Like stop slut shaming Ariana for wanting to be a slut for one night. God forbid. Liam's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. That is really close to the line, all right?

Oh, oh. What am I close to the line? If I cross it, tell me. me, I don't think I'm going to do anything about it. What are you the line setter? When do you start set lines? It's like, it's close to it. It's close to the line. He's like, so what? That fucking do something about it, bro.

Like, I'll say whatever I want. And I'm like, well, I don't want to do anything about it. Okay, I'm a volunteer firefighter. You better watch out because if it gets hot in here, I know how to lower the temp, if you know what I mean. I'm trying to be a man and say, like, please stop talking about it. Like, don't say that shit about the girl I'm interested in. He's like, I'll say what?

whatever I want. I don't care about you or who you're interested in. That doesn't determine how I live my life. I'm not telling, you know, whatever. Like, I don't give a fuck what you think. He's like, oh, yeah? Well, you're not pursuing her. So drop it. And Charlie goes, and by the way, this applies to every single person at this table. I don't give a fuck about what you say unless you ask me questions about Bitcoin, in which case I care deeply. But other than that, I don't care what you say. Yeah. So, um, Amira's like, well, Charlie is a friend group. we have to respect. There's a blossoming relationship here. There's a beautiful woman sitting across from you, telling you what she's feeling right now. That woman is me. And then she tilted

her head back and laughed. Why are you talking about yourself like you're in a fucking story? Jesus! Okay, so me, me saying enough of slut shaming, obviously, like get up around his back. That's what I mean, you know, like Jesus. Yeah, but you're also kind of calling her a slut, you know? So, He's like, no, it implies that you are giving her unnecessary flack. That's what the implication is actually. You're giving her so much flack just because I said that she wanted to bone me. And she came over late at night like a slut to do that to me. And now you're calling her a slot.

You guys are crazy. And Ariana's like, well, because I knew how you meant it. And it's just a fucking crazy-ass comment. And Liam's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I ask you a question, Charlie, actor to non-actor? Are you a friend? He's like, yeah. Well, if you respect her as a friend, then you're,

respect the fact that, like, you don't want to make her look bad, okay? So you're making it look bad by bringing it up and saying that stuff. Ha! Gotcha! Oh, fuck's a sec. Let's just go up and mean gets. Charlie's so over Liam. He's like, who is this dweeb? So they get into their cars, and Brooks is like, so, Charlie, you didn't say that you said

that she wants to fuck you. It's like, come on, bro. I'm like trying to, like, I'm just trying to, like, lightly say it. That's it. What does that mean? You can't just slightly say that. And Amira's like, yeah, you guys are both gaslighting. He's like, I'm not gaslighting.

You know, you know what the truth here is, and everybody with half a brain fucking knows it. So, Charlie is like, oh, whatever. Like, you know, I'm like, I'm not, I'm not guessing anybody. And she's like, no, you are. But you're not explicitly saying it. And he's like, but why would I? Especially with bro there puffing out his little chest? And Mira's like, okay, who cares, Charlie?

He's like, I don't give a fuck what he thinks. And I'll fuck his girlfriend if I was, girl if I want to. And George is like, um, just because you can, doesn't mean that you should. Meanwhile, Kendall is right behind Charlie is like, fuck that guy. I'll fuck out of freak. Any girl he touches who the fuck cares about the stupid little piece of shit? And Kendall's just like watching and absorbing. The shadow will have its revenge.

I don't know about that. Watching. I don't know about the absorbing. She's like, why do you say this in front of me? Who cares? He just said it to his face. Like, nowhere cares Kendall. Ooh, Kendall's got the dirty.

that Charlie will fuck Ariana if, first of all, this whole, I'll fuck her if I want to. Then you'll fuck her if she wants to. Yeah, thank you. Charlie's like, yeah, so you think I'm going to let a new man come tell me who I can and can't fuck. You guys are twisted. And so Mirren's like, oh, God, this is just going on and on, you know. So he's like, there's a line in the sand. And that's dust to me.

And I'll blow it away if I want to. Here's what I say to your line of the sand. I, by the way, I just want to emphasize that when I was watching this, I was rolling with laughter because it was so ridiculous. First of all, he's being so silly. Second of all, I did sort of enjoy him being like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys? I'll say whatever I want. Like, I did sort of enjoy that. But also the way he puffs himself up and he's like such a tough guy because this is like, basically a cast of like nice kids. And he's like, he's like the, he is the bad boy or whatever. But if he was around people who would, who like, like, were,

a lot tougher than this group. You would it be silent, silent. It's just so funny to me to see him acting like he's this big tough guy. And you're like, you're fucking Charlie who's like asking your dad for $1,500 to like, you know, pay for your bar tap from last night. You're really not that tough. Yeah. So the next day, everybody's waking up.

And Brooks, listen, if there ever needs to be a brown suit that's lost, it's whatever the fuck he's sleeping in. What is this? It was like a minimalist Rudolph the reindeer costume. It was like a 1920s swimming outfit. It was so weird. It was like just a body suit. I thought, well, at least listen, there's confidence there.

So that's good. But he's giving everyone a brook smart sock. Watch out, Catskill Witch. There's a new mystical creature in town. Yeah. And then we see flashbacks to their shady gifts thing. And we see that Rowan, her gift, she was like, well, I just want to say, Brooks, I know that Gia is your mouthpiece,

but I thought you could try this instead. And she gives Brooks a ball gag. And then, and then Ariana's like, what is that? What's that for? And I was like, it's a gag. She's like, but why do you want to? She was confused. She never saw a whole picture, what I'm trying to say.

Yeah, Charlie got Rowan a sweatshirt that says my mom's the hot one. Roan's like, well, does that be the college because of it? I'll take it. So now they're getting ready for the day and people are gossiping because Kendall, well, Rowan is telling Kendall that Liam and Ariana were up until 6.30 a.m. And she's like, yeah, the wells are baby thin and listening to them talk. I mean, it doesn't sound like they were doing anything else, but oh, God, just talking 6.30 in the morning, go to bed. Yeah.

And Brooks is asking Liam, how he's feeling. And Liam's like, dude, that was weird last night. I felt like I stood my ground. I just want to like fucking respect where respect is deserved because all I've come in here has, like, I've just been like respectful since I've been here. And like, he tells us, I don't want to fight Charlie. watch out for me, Liam. I'm big fire. By any means, I don't want to fight.

But, like, I don't think violence is good. But you fuck with the wrong people, and you insult the wrong people, and you treat women poorly. Someone has to stand up to this fucking guy. Okay? And I'll tell you who it will be. The SAG-After Alliance. Watch out. Yeah, when I went to bed, I kind of expected her to come with me.

I mean, and she eventually came in at like 5 a.m. And I was like, yo, we got to talk. Like, I can't go to sleep like this. And so I literally got two hours of sleep last night. And she goes, yeah, I slept two hours. And then we see flashbacks from the night before. And Liam's telling us that he was lying in bed. He was trying to sleep.

But all he could hear was Ariana laughing downstairs with Charlie. And he's like, yeah, I'm not the one making her laugh. And that pisses me off. Then get out of bed and go out with everybody. Like, you can't come into a new friend group. She was already friends with Charlie. You can't just like come into a new friend group and then be like, we're dating.

I have your location and you can't hang out now because Charlie's down there till 6th of the morning. This is where I was getting like kind of creep vibes. This is way too much. It's totally unreasonable. And also like you're an actor. Play the role of someone who's fun. And so he's like, yeah. So Ariana's like, well, so then I came upstairs and Liam was awake.

And so and said like, he wanted to have a conversation. And so I was like, of course, like, what do you want to talk about? And then it starts out about. about like maybe like me not having his back the way like I should have. And then like escalated to like, I love you. And I just don't fucking understand like what you're doing with Charlie. He said, I love you. I love you.

No. I mean. It's been five minutes and you met her on a TV show that she was already the star of. Liam, he's so transparent, I think. And she's like, yeah, I don't know how to feel. But like I just like I heard I loved you. And I just stared at the wall for another hour. So.

But Leah, here's the thing that toxic that I don't like that Liam did. Sorry to interrupt. It just dawned on me and had to get out of my system. I was just going, yeah. Yeah. Like, this whole thing's happening with Charlie. Ariana is like, no big deal, guys. Like, I really don't care.

Like, I'm not concerned with this guy, whatever. Liam jumps in like, I'm the white knight. I'm just going to be here. And I'm going to be like, bro, stay away. La, la, la. And, you know, and he's like, he does this whole thing of like, you're about to cross the line. Watch out for the line.

The line's getting a little closer. It's a little closer. You're getting close the line. They're very long. And then he's annoyed because, like, later on, it's like, I just, like, stood up for you at dinner. I did this whole thing. And now, like, you're just, like, chummy with this guy. This guy who was so disrespectful who I stood up for you with.

And the thing is that, like, she didn't ask you to stand up for her. Like, she was fine. She was capable. And, like, that's the thing with, like, Liam was like, ah, this is what they do in the movies. so I'm going to do it and it's like not working out because life is not like the movies and I don't think he's able to really handle that. Yeah. I don't know about this line. So that's how that ends.

So will this fake relationship make it any further? Ooh, I don't know. Will Liam's fake relationship with Ariana make it or will Ariana and Charlie's fake fucking thing make it? I don't really know, but they're going to push both of them. Let's see. Well, what will last longer? Liam and Ariana or the Terry Light on Brooks's resort wear? We'll have to see.

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