Watch What Crappens - #3518 RHOC S20E08 Part Two: Same Old Songria

Episode Date: August 28, 2026

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapCarmella hosts a RIVETING party on The Real Housewives of Orange County where the women eat hot dogs, drink SONGria, and try to make Heather feel bad about walking ahead of them. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to watch our crap and the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So Carmela and Heather are talking about Vegas and Carmela was not happy once she thought about what happened in Vegas. And she's like, I'm a chronic overthinker. Oh, well.

Literally something. ever accused this person of i can guarantee you that right now no like really so yeah she talks about how basically she says something happens then she ruminates about something later she's a slow processor essentially what she's trying to say and now she's sort of now wondering if vicky's apology was it sincere or is vicky just trying to get herself out of hot water and then carmella naturally takes you to the to a place we were not expecting she goes you know it's just that like you lose your filter when you get older because i think back to betty white when she was alive like she would say whatever she wanted because she was betty white and then they show footage archival footage was

of right it was like betty white and hather and was monday malick in this footage or is that just my brain playing tricks on your brain puts her there you're like i swear to god i saw her at pop eyes last night. Wendy Malick. Wendy Malick was at my place that might get and drunk together. But that was funny. She's like, she reminds me of Betty White. Oh, really? Roll the clip of me and my good friend RIP, Betty White. Betty. Betty. Ah, yeah, she was like a mother to me when I worked with her because I've been on television. Um, so basically Carmela's saying that Vicki is like late stage Betty White right now. Yeah.

It was kind of weird. They started playing Golden Girls'esque music to be like, oh, Vicky, she's just like Betty White. No, she's not. I would like to think that even Betty White would have kicked her in the net. Yeah, I think Vicki's more in the mama's family, vertical. So Heather is like, she's more than Naomi, a nominee. She has a Naomi.

She's 100% Naomi. Oh, my God. So Heather's like, I mean, you know, she's just hilarious. And that's why I think everyone goes, oh, it's just Vicky. And then it cuts to Jen being like, oh, you know, Vicky, that's just Vicky. She just says stuff. What is that? Oh, well, it's, it's a lot.

Well, Carmela, she was just really grateful for the apology instead of taking Vicky to ask. And you know what? I was so grateful for her being grateful. I mean, what a good person. Well, it's not only that. Tamara was upset when we were. at the gambling tables and Heather was advocating for Carmela. And we see again that Heather is like,

this girl is fucking crying. Why are you doing this? And Tamara's like, yeah, I know, but yeah, but you thought it was weird, huh? She said, well, I said to her, it's weird that you said to her that I'm going to give you $20,000. Yeah, but you said that and you're trying to be over here being the savior. So if you think it's weird that someone's getting $20,000, you should be happy that everybody's bullying them and making them cry,

Heather, I mean, cut. Yeah. Yeah. Pigs like attitude, right? So then Shannon, now the thing is, Shannon's like, well, she said Heather was anti-Carmella, and now all of the sudden she's trying to save Carmel. Listen, you can say, I think this person, listen, I think this new girl's probably too

trashy for us. It's not the nicest thing to say, but it turns out to be kind of what she says. Like, okay, we're recast. we're casting new people and this is who we get, this person seems like a trashy person. And then you get to know them and they're kind of nice and then you see them getting bullied by the group and you stand up for that person. What's so wrong? The thought that you have to be like, wow, my first impression was I don't like this person. So then after that, you just have to be mean to them ever.

Yeah. What the hell cast? Come on. And by the way, it is verified that Heather felt that Carmel was trashy because in the mid-season trailer that dropped after this episode. We see Heather talking to Carmeloch. She goes, I did say that you are trashy. So, she probably does say that to a lot of people on the daily basis.

Thank you for this Starbucks. Now, before I leave this establishment, I want you to know that just over there, I did say that you are trashy. Okay, have a great one. I hope we can be friends now. Sorry. Oh. So Shannon's like, well, Heather was one questioning her the most.

And I guess you said some things. Well, you know, it's frustrating because Heather, Heather says she makes these moves off camera. And then it's hard to sit on the other side of that friendship and be like, well, I genuinely love you and I genuinely want this friendship with you because it feels calculated. It just, it feels calculated.

So Shannon goes, I don't know, you know, I don't know. So then back to we vitalize, Tamara's like, yeah, when Camara's not around, she says a lot about Camela. She's over there going like, she doesn't fit him. Tamara, I know you're not the one who's going to be complaining about someone talking shit about someone behind their back and then being nice them to their face. I know Tamara's not going to be that person. Any of you, you're all doing it right now to Heather. So, and Emily tells us that Heather was not a fan of Carmela, and she made it very clear multiple times off camera that she thought she was really trashy looking and that she didn't fit in with the group and she shouldn't even be here. Okay, well, that's why we say things off camera.

I mean, for Christ's sake, are we just not allowed to talk shit anymore? Yeah, seriously. So we go back to the Appaheim group, and for some reason, Heather goes, oh, they just opened a caviar store. Do you eat caviar? And Carmela's like, I ate toast and monster. And Heather just like has a thing. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. One second. Let me just open my notebook here. A ding. Ding. It's another ding against you, Carmela. I'm just gonna smile at you. Not even sure what Monster is, but I know I don't like it.

But I need a buddy. So great. I'll. If I invite you over to dinner, will you put a napkin in your collar? Or will you not do that? I just need to mentally prepare myself. I don't know what monster is. However, as your friend, I will say this.

Toast gross, gross. But is there a caviar on that toast? You know, like a breakfast caviar. So breakfast caviar. So then Emily is like still saying about, still complaining about, about Heather's being in the center, And she's like, you know, she's like, I heard her.

I was walked behind her. She was like all up. You know, she was like being very Heather DeBrow about it, complaining about Carmela, being in the center. And then Tamara's saying like, yeah, like, when she was crying at the table, Heather was the first one to go over and got. It's not fair. But she's so mean to her.

They're basically just going on and on about this. That Heather's like basically a two-face, like calling her trash, but then but then consoling her. And it's like not fair to them. They think that she's a hypocrite. They're being such assholes that even Vicky stands up for Heather. And Vicki forgets that she was just mad at Heather two seconds ago. But they're like, yeah, I mean, she's talking that shit about Carmelo.

She's being nuts to Carmelo, like, what the fuck is that? And she's like, well, that's compassion. I mean, it's like compassion, you know? Like, if Carmelo was sad or something, that's not compassion. Yeah, Carmelo was crying, you know, that she was hugging her. That's what compassion means. You know, I heard her feelings, made her cry. And someone hugged her. It was compassion.

It would be a stupid compassion. It's like giving dollars somebody under the bridge and expecting him not to snore that. So now we go back to Shannon's house and Vicki comes over to help Shannon talk about financials. Because Shannon's whole thing is like, well, I decided at 62. That money matters and I should pay attention to it. So because you're out. So that's the only reason anybody suddenly decides. Well, I really should start paying attention to finances.

Oh, maybe getting some. Yeah. So Troy starts to like Vicki, which like, like. You know, that's probably a sad surprise for Troy. It's got Vicky flavor. Wow, we've found the one thing that makes Troy choke. Congratulations. He's like, oh God, ah.

Troy, stop wiping your tongue on the couch. It's Troy. Oh, it's fattened into him. He's, he's, do we have an EpiPen for Troy? I've never seen him react like this. What, Troy, why are you trying to eat the ham soap off of the kitchen counter? I don't know what's wrong with Troy. So Shannon is, she's trying to make, she's trying to get her financial shit together.

I'm like, you know, Vicki really knows her stuff. She's a financial planner. You know, I've created some debt. I get my, you know, because I know I give money to my kids. So I call my kids my little, my little, my little debtorin. Instead of children, they're debtorin, you know, because they're basically three walking piles of debt in my life. I'm so happy that they can gallivant across Europe and do drugs and narcotics while I'm sitting here with creditors calling me and I just live in poverty. But that's okay.

You do everything for your children. And I put all my savings into Real for Real. Well, unfortunately, I had to shut my company down. I don't Real for Really for Really understand that. It was an amazing title for a company. Real Real. Real. Real for real.

It's a real real. Real for real. I don't understand why people thought there was brand confusion when they signed it for real for real and all they got was salmon stuff with cream cheese. But that's, I guess, I don't know. So Vicki brings her a financial planning thing and they go through her debt and it's insane. Family, $20,000 a month. No. Goodbye.

You're all cut off. Uber's $3,000 a month. That one, I'll give her because DUI. Like, what else is she going to do? True. And you have to go far distances in Orange County. But she should maybe look at some more, maybe some Uber pool once in a while. That's still Uber's every single.

That's like twice a day, Uber's? I mean, that's a lot of Uber's. Okay. And then health care, 900. Okay, that's understandable. Rent, $10,500. Oh, my God. No, that's too high.

Too high. Too high. All of this comes to 37,500. which is cuckoo bird I would say get rid of the family cut your rent in half cut your ubers in half you'll be good also like $10,000 a month in rent at that point I feel like you should you should buy right at least build some equity rather than just like throw out $10,000 every month I mean I know she's happy where she is but come on so um yeah Vicky is like yeah this is not good we're gonna we're going to um we're going to fix this for you. So now we go to Melrose in the O.C. And Jen, Emily, and Gina are shopping. And Emily has some readers on because she needs readers now. And they're looking for gifts because they're going to be going to Carmela's place. And they're going to get like a little gift for Carmela.

Yes. So they're just talking about they're just making small tags and talk about colds, like who has a cold and stuff. And. Oh, yeah. This is actually funny. Wait, the cold thing is funny because I think that Gina, Gina has a cold now and she got it from Emily. And even this gets used against Heather. Because Gina's like, yeah, like Heather got like a good laugh out of it when I told her. And we see a flashback of Gina telling Heather, I got Emily's gold. And Heather goes, see, that will teach you for rooming with her. Sick person. They're so mad at her.

I'm going to get her. I'm gonna bring it down for that. So they're shopping for Carmela to get her a little gift. And Gina's like, do they sell them to your bags? Yeah. And most like, do you have vibrators? Oh, so hilarious. We ladies like that's no.

Yeah, she's like, no. You'd have to go to Zen sessions for that. So then we do see a flashback of Shannon reading the invitation from Carmela. And she texted, I want to invite you girls to hang out at my place in the ranch pool lunch and a little rn r super low key we don't want super low key stop this carmel yeah you're already the super low key let's get you know what sounds fun driving two and a half hours to eat a hot dog in your backyard no seriously jesus if you're gonna fake it and live in orange county just for the show that's fine but don't make me drive to

your other place what the hell i know god hithaubrow had to go all the way down from beverly hills to this period it's too much Well, then Simon, kids will be around, and she wants us to meet a kid. So that's nice. Like, she said maybe a boyfriend, Danny will be there. Danny. His name is Dan. I don't know.

Danny. So they were, like, curious about Danny because they've heard so much. And Jen's like, yeah, she and I were shopping before Vegas. And she's like, you know, she pulled out this dress and said, let me go pick a dress so I can cheat with you on Vegas. And she's like, I'll just give it back to him because like, because I'm like so pissed. And they're like, oh, my God. Like they're like not gonna stay together like there's like a part of her that like maybe felt like a little stuck You know they're like not all of a sudden Gina

Whose whole thing has been like coming down on on Carmela and then eventually is like well I just like want to get to know you like I don't know who you are Now all of a sudden she's diagnosing what's happening with Carmelah's relationship Yes gina the relationship expert Yeah seriously It's time for a commercial it's time for a crap and's commercial she's like i know because my relationship was being i can see like her relationship is being yeah well you also have terrible fashion that doesn't

mean everybody around you has terrible fashion too you know like let people live so jem's like well how was heather after vegas because you know i've roomed with heather and she would just be like i'm taking it from everybody yeah she was she was really upset with you guys she was really hurt and and then was like yeah well that last night did no but i was so irritated with her she was controlling every conversation she was so monopolizing then i get made out to be a villain because i said all you do all you do is talk and then we go to vegas and then she's mean and aggressive okay this you're really rewriting history here you guys were coming for heather that's why she got annoyed yeah and so emily's like i'm continually perplexed i get labeled and

was aggressive and of course they showed the footage of her losing her mind with Kelly Dodd which is so funny and she goes well maybe I could be a little aggressive but I will give you that but Heather is extremely aggressive and I feel like she never actually gets called out on it Jen's like well I don't really find Heather to be aggressive I mean the way she went at Vicky it was just like wow but like who's this but like you know but I feel like that came from a place that just came from a place for Heather I feel like Heather's not aggressive I think oh out of place sorry I think that's not aggressive

I think she just scolds and that maybe like I think scolding someone is different than being aggressive. Scolting is almost like in pursuit of reducing aggression in a weird way. It's like no. Heather can be aggressive, but she was telling someone who is being extremely out of pocket to shut the fuck up. So I mean, it's fine by me. And then it's like, yeah, and this whole rule she puts in place like no kids, no careers. Oh, that's too broad. Oh, really?

Oh, okay. Excuse me. Should we tell that to Katie Janella then, who you ran off the show because her daughter, like babysat your kids and, like, made this casual comment about Heather DeBrow. And it's like, kids are all flimpsed. And now suddenly we're going to repeal that law. Yes, coming from Emily. You see the biggest fucking hypocrite. Y'all, like, she was pissed at you last night because you said something, like maybe she's sensitive because she didn't get some role or something.

And then she shut that down. And then we see a flashback. back to Jen being like, oh, did you share about your audition? She's like, oh, God, where are we talking about that? Well, I mean, I just, you know, people want to know what's wrong with you. And I said, maybe you're upset about that. She's like, no, I mean, I wasn't upset. It has nothing to do with this.

Like, oh, my God, we'd really triggered Heather. Maybe that's it. They're really, they're really trying it here. Unfortunately, everyone, I lost the role in one battle after another to chase infinity. So there, I said it. Auditions are like big words for Gina. It's not often that I get them. Okay.

But you just keep going. Did I feel like I could play Leonard DiCaprio's teenage daughter? Yes. Did the producers not have the same vision? Yes. Am I moving on? Yes.

And that's all I'm going to say about it. Betty White, Betty White, Betty White, Betty White, Betty White, Betty White. Well, she got to fantastic. And, you know, like, she thought you were like, it was threatening to her. It was threatening to her. So now Heather was acting threatened because you asked about an audition. And so seeing how thirsty these people are to get another season on this show, they should understand, they should understand the disappointment one carries when you get rejected at an audition, okay? No kidding.

You all should have been. So then Emily is like, well, you know, when it comes to Heather, I want to talk about my kids. You know, and she only wants to talk about the positive things. And Jim's like, yeah, I want to talk about my kids with you guys. You guys, it's not that she was saying stop talking about kids. She was saying stop calling someone a bad mother. Like, why are you, they're being so, you know, willfully ignorant on this to try and start a fight. You guys are in the wrong.

Yeah, and like you guys are the ones who have pushed the no kids for years. So, you know, and Emily is like, you know, we had the best conversation when I was at your house the other day. And that meant a lot to me because we had a nice conversation. So talks about she talks about how they had a nice conversation about, you know, children who have the pandas diagnosis, et cetera. And Emily is basically, so anyway, they basically conclude, Heather sucks. You can't talk to her about kids. She has too many rules. She ruins everything.

She ruined Vegas. She ruined this. She ruins that. She walks to watch the center. It's just another season where they're going to come for Heather. But that actually makes me optimistic because I often feel like the seasons where they come for Heather wind up being quite funny. Because they're all so clumsy when they come for her. But Heather gets rattled nonetheless.

And she usually destroys them. But also watching her get enraged is so deeply entertaining for me. So I'm optimistic that this path will be good for the show. I agree with you. I mean, Heather is like a gun, you know? It's just, it's just decoration until it's triggered, you know? It's like, what's the point of this thing? You need to get it triggered.

Yeah. So then we go to Oliver's Traturia, and it's Emily, Shane Date Knight. Oh, God. I hope you're all ready to believe in love again. Why do they keep showing us Emily and Shane Date nights every single year? Out of all of the painful things that we have to sit through, this is one. of the most. Every season, it never gets better. Oh, my God. These two hate each other. They hate each other. It's actually pretty funny every time because

they just, they've never had one where it's like, wow, there's a couple that loves each other. Every single time, they're like, oh, so normally the issue is that Emily is wanting something from Shane, and she's like, what, huh? But this conversation goes the other way around, really it's Shane who's wanting something from Emily. And Emily's saying how it's really hard for them to go out and have alone time because Luke is always calling and texting and interrupting. They often have to turn around and go home because he needs something. It always ruins the night, which again, we'll just earmark this.

We'll flag this for therapy later on when Luke has to talk about how his parents blame him for ruining all their nights. But also, like, is this naive? This is another one where Ben is not a... parent in 2026 is it naive to say take the phone away from him can we do that is that an option the phone away i don't know i don't know i don't know because you know he's special needs and stuff so i don't think i don't know what the rules are are on that that's what i'm i'm generally asking it's not even i mean i sort of said in a snarky tone like it may not be he may throw a fit or something and it just is like it might be horrible for everyone involved but um my first instinct was take the phone away

Well, there, yeah, I don't, I really don't know what the answer is to that one. But, you know, I would suggest maybe stop blaming everything on Luke on TV. That would probably be a good first step for you guys. Yeah. For you, Emily. So then they, she's talking about how she went to a new gym this morning. And Shane is asking when she thinks that Ryan is going to get married to that dingling, What's her funds? And they're making small talk.

And then Emily is like, you know, I wonder how Shane and I've made it. I think because we're both dedicated to our children and our family. I don't want them to be a part of our broken home. I mean, I was part of a broken home. So I still kind of hate Shane, but we just stay together because I don't want my kids to be from a broken home. Well, this has been romantic. Can I get this to go? What the fun?

Happy anniversary. So she asked if he's unhappy being a stay-at-home dad because And it's challenging for him. He basically stopped working to help raise the kids because Emily is a housewife. She's a she's an official celebrity. So she's, I think that's the implication is that she's going off and she has this very busy lifestyle as a housewife. And she's shooting and yada, yada, yada. So he is the one dropping the kids off, making the food, doing the laundry, et cetera.

And then she comes home and she just like goes up to the bed and it's like on her phone and like just not paying attention. And honestly, this is the same stuff. that they talked about on wife swap. And it sounds like nothing has really changed, which is not a good sign. And their first season and their second season and their third. Whether Jane was working or not or Emily was working or not, or anybody, no matter what the situation has been,

it's always been that Emily just wants to be in bed reading her phone. Yeah. So it's the same fine. It's always boiled down. Which listen, I'm someone who loves to be in my bed and stay on the phone. So, but that's also part of the reason I stay single. So I don't, I don't really know what the win is, but I'm not getting out of bed. So everybody can get off my ass.

Emily does push back. She's like, well, I did make a steak the other night. And we've been having more sex. He's like, oh, sure. Okay. He's fine. And she just every little thing, like he orders chicken Alfredo and it comes, goes, God, it looks like you're getting the kid's meal.

Anyway, he's just like, yeah. Okay. Well, there was just another slam. I'm all take. I mean, just every sentence between these two is pure pain. All right, let's move on and go to Rancho Santa Fe. Carmel is getting ready for her big house party. She's got frozen yogurt and hot dogs.

Honestly, not mad at it. That sounds like a Ben spectacular right there. I was like, if it weren't 1 a.m., I would have probably gone and found a hot dog because I'm very influenced. When they eat hot dogs on Bravo, I almost always go and get a hot dog myself. Yeah, it's a bandacular. Yeah. So let's see.

Everybody else is driving to Rancho Santa Fe. We're Tamara Jen and Gina, John, John, John, John, John in the car. Yep. They're all there. Jen, Jean, John, Jehoshaphat. So they're all excited. It's going to party. They call Vicky.

And Vicki's pretending to be in a good mood because I think one of the producers is like, yeah, Vicki, it's the 20th anniversary and you seem miserable in every single scene. you maybe try? So it's like, woohoo, I'm so excited to be stuck in traffic going to the sluts party. Scrague, scrague. Yeah, love it, love it. Yeah, yeah.

Then Carmel is taking photos with Danny. Danny's taking photos with Carmel and the kids, et cetera, and she's making jokes. Once upon a time, I used to take some photos. Like, yeah, Mom, you were exposed in those pictures. So Carmela's like, by the way, on a serious note, can we not say anything inappropriate in front of my new friends?

I'm like, we're the appropriate ones. You're not, mother. So people show up and they walk in. She does her Sheena pose. I was cracking up. I was like, oh, my God, she even does her sheen. She even does the sheena pose. So the women walk in.

There's a giant Pilates reformer in the foyer. And they're like, even for these ladies, they're like, that's weird. Yeah, I didn't know what the fuck that thing was. I mean, it was some kind of exercise. thingy, but yeah, it's tacky. And it made me wonder, is this their real home or is this a home they moved into specifically for Housewives? Because you know, a lot of people do that. And then they just like shove stuff wherever. But you would think that they'd move it for people coming over the first time. But I don't know, I will say none of the rooms looked really well done. It's like a big office. And the office was

kind of catty corner. And then the chairs were another catty corner. It feels like a... There's not a lot of taste happening. Yeah, it feels like a creamy-hued version of like the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks. It's just like every room is cream-colored and it's sort of like an existential, like, empty... Nightmare. World. Nightmare.

Like a cream-colored nightmare in there. Yeah. So then they're all like meeting the kids and stuff. Which is- And Gina goes- Yeah, well, I do feel the Pilates Reforma is an interesting decor piece. Like, if I was selling this home,

it would be the first thing that- You're not selling this home, Gina, okay? You're selling teeny, tiny, old people condos in a retirement. Yeah, seriously. Unless Elizabeth Vargas is dropping something in your lap. Unbelievable, undeniable house for sale. So people are still arriving.

you know she's showing up like there's hot dogs here there's this here ginger water whatever vicky shows up vicky meets the kids and carmella's like these are the kids that i left behind i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding and then it comes to vicky going yeah you did leave them behind she's like actually all those apologies i swear were real no you love vicky does that thing where she comes in she's alone and she comes in after everybody else has already gotten there and she acts really weird like oh my god am i supposed to open the door But not supposed to open the door. But is there's nobody to greet you at the door?

I mean, I guess I'll, I guess I'll, hello. Hello. Hello. Oh, God, should I go into the house? Should I not go into the house? Oh, my God, what do I do? Do I go into that hallway? Oh, God, what, it's so rude.

Like, what I was supposed to do? Walk through the hallway. Hello? Hello? Walk into the fucking house. It's a backyard party. Why are you acting like Miss Manners and you can't believe that there's not a butler there greeting you.

Give me a break on delays. Get in there. Yeah. Carmella is like, she's like, you know, It's like a boxer that kicks or hits a guy in the nuts. It's like because he's unskilled. And like there's just something unskilled here when it comes to Vicky. Yeah, unskilled Vicky.

And then but Shannon, of course, she's like, oh, hello. I just walked in. Like, hello, fellow rancho Santa, Santa Fe girlie. Well, sisters forever. Blood, blood, blood, sisters. We have a bond of Rancho Santa Fe bonds. I will always be nice to you. How it feels great to be here.

Thank you. Well, Vicki just stuck her finger up. my butt and I've got sphinx on. Wait, hold on kids. Are you watching this? Whoa. Is she gonna fall? Is Auntie Shannon gonna fall? Wow. How? Oh, uh, could someone help me? I do believe I got my foot stuck in the Pilates reformer. I thought, I thought it was a foot massager. Could you replace this with a financial reformer? That would be helpful. Carmela's like, um, oh, Heather, there's hot dogs. I don't know if you eat hot dogs.

She goes, oh, I do. I love hot dogs. Watch me walk along a New York City street, and I'll spill some hot dog on the sidewalk because I'm just someone of the people. The classic housewives. I love hot dogs. Me too.

I eat hot dogs every chance I get. Once a year. Yeah, once a year. And then they sit there and like nibble, like one tiny little. thing out there hot they're eating hot dogs they're eating the hot dogs like corn on the cob this is how you do it right um isn't that at yolanda's party where they first saw the hot dog and yolanda's like the hot dog is ironic you're not supposed to eat it no have an almond um also

had lando she would not have served hot dogs no never what i mean Heather shows up by the way she has these bags these branded de bro bags and she's got some bottles of wine that we We will find out what those are momentarily. Maybe it's a new entrepreneurial endeavor for her. So, Gina is on the chair outside with Emily. She's like, you know, it's like weird meeting Danny when we like know so much stuff.

Like, I feel weird. I feel weird. It feels weird to even say this. Like normally I feel bad, but I just feel weird. I feel weird. Lady, you know, I feel like so weird. You know, like it's weird. And you know what?

I don't have poker face. But you get poked all the time. No, like the game poker. Oh, okay. Like, poke you. I mean, you definitely have poker face. No, I don't mean that kind. But like Danny cheated on it. Like, I don't know if I'm supposed to like say hi.

Like, what am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to say? Like, I don't even wait too long. Yeah, you're in someone's home. So generally, you say hello. Just fake it. It's not that hard. Did you have anybody raising either one of you for Christ's sake?

fake it and talk shit afterwards so then you know Gina's like you know I like I know all like the dirty things about him and like no I just feel like hey man what's up like nice to meet you yeah that's actually exactly what you do so I was like yes you've solved it it's called manners yeah yeah so they're well what I want to say is how long ago was it that you cheated on her loser was there like recently Shh, that's so loud. That's so loud. He's like right now.

So Tamara comes over. She's like, I just say, well, you gotta go meet a boyfriend. You gotta get to meet me daddy. Well, I don't know. I don't know if I can because it's not uncomfortable if you to meet them knowing what we know.

You guys live in Orange County. I mean, I haven't looked up the cheating rates in Orange County. But just from watching this show, I think they're really high. I think you've, I think you've said hello to people who have had affairs before. Have you talked to Jen's fiancee? Exactly. You know, um, so Tam was like, well, you know, I'm about cheetahs.

And so then Danny walks up while they're talking about this, like, hey, everyone, I'm Danny. And they're like, oh, hi. Oh, are you overwhelmed by all of us? Isn't it crazy? He's like, yeah, I am, but it's good. Are you scared? He's like, no, not really scared. Are you nervous? Well, now I am. Okay, don't be nervous. We're really nice. Sometimes, sometimes we're nice. Well, not Tammy Sue.

Not Emily, though. We're about it's still. Just all the rest of girls. Okay, you can walk away right now. Cheetah, bye, Cheetah. So he goes in and, um, okay. Yeah, he is nervous, by the way, seeing all these people. He's like, oh, hi, it's me, Danny.

Hope everything's great. Uh, so inside, uh, Shannon is getting a hot dog. And she's like, I'll, oh, well, I guess we're not inside yet. Who cares? Wherever the hot dog guy is, I'll take some ketchup on my. Well, you don't put ketchup on hot dogs. Not from Chicago, you don't. That is the same.

In Chicago, we don't do that. We absolutely do that. Who puts ketchup on hot dogs? Well, he's got a gigantic container of ketchup that he's splirting. So apparently some people do. I, well, I know that they don't put ketchup on hot dogs in Chicago, but I'm from Rancho Santa Fe. In fact, I'll have a Rancho Santa Fe dog. which will have no additives, no preservatives, no meat, no casings, no bun, no ketchup, just actually an empty plate.

Thank you so much. Could you slip me a basket of hot dogs? I'm through the table. So then they're all talking about the hot dogs, and they're all outside talking about the hot dogs, and Vicki is still pushing her Chicago hot dog agenda. And Heather is like... 20. Season 20. Just wanted to have. There's like, oh, so that thing that you're putting in your mouth is that, is that Zah? That's what they call it, right, pizza? Zah?

Like, it's a hot dog, Heather. Oh. I see that. Oh, I love hot dogs. I love them. Is that so good. Do I need to go eat a hot dog? Do I need to eat one of those? I should eat one of the. I'm going to get one any minute. She just sits there. I just wait for one. After the car, I just need to settle. My stomach is a little upset driving into this non-Beverly Hills area. So I just need to get my stomach to settle.

So hot dog in a moment. The dog of hot. I was worried about the potholes in a low-income area. So I just got in a velvet box and had two Alfredos carry me here. Oh, my stomach is a little bit. Ooh, you know, ooh, hot dogs. Can't wait to try one of those at some point. sometime alfredo go eat a hot dog okay are you done mm that was delicious thank you

wait someone hit me on the back alfredo burps well done thank you he's my hot dog sorry again um so now um we see Vicki still talking about hot dogs, which I'm fast forwarding. Yeah. And then Tamara's trying to start some shit. She's like, oh, what's going to happen to you in the carabella? She's like, we're fine. We're fine.

What do you want? I mean, she doesn't have anybody entering her door. I had to walk in. I didn't know where it was. There's no one in the house. But whatever, I'm fine. You know, I'm fine. Sometimes you just have to accept that, you know, you're driving down the street.

There's a lot of trash there. And you're like, well, it's trash day. So we're fine. We're fine. Yeah, but hey, ladies, know what happened? Vicki walked in and was like, oh, are those are your kids? And then Carmela said, yeah, there's the kid they left behind. And Vicki's like, well, that's what she did.

I mean, we all leave our kids behind when we go traveling, you know? And Jen's like, Vicki, like, apologized to Carmela in Vegas, but let's be honest. Like, Vicki's, like, completely mom shamed her. So now you guys are like the same kind of people. And you and Carmel are like best friends? No. No, no, you're not. Mm-mm.

No. one right now. So then Heather's like, everyone, everyone, I'm interrupting this stagnant scene to announce that I will be making some sangria. Does anyone want some sangria? Sangria, anyone? Raise your hand if you want sangria. Wait, what are you saying? Songria.

Why are you making fun of me? Wait, you say, son, songria. I think it's called sangria, okay? That's not one's called stupid. It doesn't even how to pronounce it. Sangria. This is stupid. What are I supposed to say?

Sangria. Uh. That's how you say, dumb, dumb. So you say it, Sangria. Like, no. Okay, who wants some sangria? I've never heard. Now I can't even say it properly,

because I've got these two other bastardized ways, like infecting my. brain sangria sangria but like the fact that she can't even say it sangria but she can't even say it and she's is this her company that she's trying to make is this like a sangria mate see now and now i'm going to say sangria is this a sangria mix that she's making is this like a heather de bro thing i have to imagine because of why are you bringing it all the way down to orange county in your own de bro bags like she must be trying to be like girls i'm a fun time who Who wants to try my sangria?

My sangria. Well, I didn't realize, like it's so weird. Carmela, come over here and talk to us. This girl time. Like, I didn't understand how weird it was gonna mean, meeting Dini, because like Dini, like we know a lot about Dedy. And she's like, oh yeah, well, I mean, I feel guilty.

I mean, I don't know. I shouldn't have even told you so, but you guys shouldn't ask me so many questions. Literally nobody asked you questions. You came in the first episode and we're like, Danny Cheez- it on me and I want to leave him, but he takes care of my kids. Yeah, seriously.

You've all in that. Yeah, and then Jen asked if things have been better since Vegas and Carmela is saying, you know, like, well, I go back and forth. You know, like, it's a big thing to step up and to have your kids. And, like, sometimes I'm, like, so angry. And I have to, like, go of that, not just for him, but just for like me and my kids, you know? She says that her kids love Danny and that really helps because he's so good with the kids that it does, like, it does sort of tip away at her resentment and everything. So I had those like, ting, ding, ding, ding, ding,

the sangria is here. Who would like some sangria? Sangria, sangria. So Danny's like helping with the glasses and like, isn't this yummy? Isn't this of the people? Television's own Heather DeBrow, bringing sangria to other friends.

Oh, what have you got going on, Emily? Oh, really? Well, I probably her taste buds are back flipping. You say sangria. I say sangria. You say sangria. Heather, both of those are wrong. This song is completely wrong. Okay, Emily, you talk about your exciting life. Okay. Speaking of somebody who's only singing with a man because of the child care, Emily, take it over. And Heather's like, hey, I thought that you had two-time sex in a day with Shane. Isn't that funny?

Isn't this a funny thing to talk about over Sangria? And Jen is like, We had sex two times a day, Emily, two times? With Shane? Two times? Shane? That man that lives in your house? Before and after dinner.

Wow. Look at that. Wait, Carmela goes not even like eight hours in between. God, I really am not a good partner. Yo, you know what else? They need besides attention? Oh, men. They want gratitude.

Like they want me to say, oh, thank you for taking out the trash. Thank you for taking care of the kids. Thank you for making dinner. Oh, it's exhausting. Yeah, you know who else likes gratitude? Everybody. Everyone. I'm sure if we go back in the archives, we can see one of these awful Emily and Shane

date nights where Emily's like, I just want you to just say thank you once in a while. You're like, I'm sure this is in the archives. I just don't have the tolerance to look it up. Well, everyone wants to be seen. Get back in the bushes, Alfredo. No one wants to look at you. Sorry, everybody. He's digesting. Thank you. Thank you, Alfredo.

He's digesting right now. Nobody needs to be involved in that. I'm going to get one of those famous Rancho Santa Fe hot dogs. Excuse me, everyone. God, I'm so fun today. So then, uh, Shannon, Tamara. Does she ever get one? Because she just keeps sad. Mmm, hot dogs. I love them. I shall get one. And then she just sits there. Oh, sorry, that one went down the wrong pipe. Cuts Alfredo coughing in the corner.

So, so inside, wait, is it inside? Yeah, we're in the kitchen. Well, now we're inside and Tamara, Danny, Vicki and Danny are standing around. And Tamara's like, hey, yeah, Danny. Well, we're in horse candy. You have to come out with as a husband. It's not significant of this. And it's Shannon. This loser, Shannon. She's got nobody.

It's so funny. We always have to ask for an extra cheer. The invitation everyone can't wait for getting to have a meal with Eddie. So Shannon's like, well, I guess there'll be a couple's dinner. And then I'll just be like some third wheel, fifth wheel, ninth wheel, 12th wheel? Do I make the top 20 of the wheels? No matter the number, I'll tell you this.

I'm the odd one. And it's, you know, I've just learned to accept it. But maybe you can pause your last god, Danny. Maybe I should have renamed my company, Wheel for Wheels. So, yeah, Shannon's like, I'm good right now. I don't need to date. I am obviously a very happy single person right now. I love being alone.

You know what's great when you are just a single wheel and you have no cart to attach it. just a wheel on its side and you're waiting for someone to pick you up to be rolled around and you can't because no one wants to pick you up you're just a a wheel on its side and it's $10,000 a month rental that's uh yeah i'm at right now yeah that's really dad but you should find her a guy she's pathetic but at least she gives blow jobs i don't mean sexually i just mean to start a car that's how she has started um so then outside carmella is complimenting jen's body saying she should be a swimsuit model and then Danny brings

Carmela a drink and she's like, thank you so much, do I have a straw? He's like, I'll get you on because, oh, is that too much? I'm sorry. Okay, it's okay. I'll give you a blowjob later and her daughter is like right there. And she's like, Mom! Sorry was an inside joke, honey. Sorry. Well, I don't know what you went from

thank you to a blow job, but wow, that was a whole different level. Can't wait to judge her next time. So, you know, it's gonna be five weeks of one moment. I mean, she said blowjob right in front of her daughter. It just seems like she has no filter. Told you she was a terrible brother. I told you.

Told you she was. So Vicki, back to Vicki, Shannon. I don't know, Vicki Tamara Shaman. Shaman. Okay, so now they're taking photos. There's like a little photo booth area, and they're taking photos. And Heather comes up and she's like, how fun. Okay, do you want to take you a picture, Heather?

Yes, I would love to be in a picture. Now we either did it. You go alone. They like hit their limit of I guess how many photos they can be in. Unfortunately, we only took three of our three photos. So it's just got to be honest. Heather's like, I don't want to take a picture by myself. Who am I?

Wendy Malick on a red carpet trying to be friends with people. So Vicki's like, but you do love taking pictures of yourself. What are Wendy Malick and a Popeye's? Not even bothering with the delicious sandwiches because she's too busy trying to get a photo of herself alone. Yeah. Um, so they're like, whatever, we have to do yourself, Heather. And nobody wants to take a picture with Heather.

And so Heather walks away and she's, her feelings are all hurt because they're clearly being dicks to her on purpose. Right. But they do show that, they show, they do show like, like, you do like to take photos alone. And they do show a picture of Heather at the at the showgirl boot camp and she's taking a photo alone. She's like, okay, this one. And one more. Okay.

From the side. Okay, let's go for a fifth time. Great. All right. Now, I've got seven more poses. Are you ready? Yeah, but that's different when you're like at a specialized costume place getting a picture done than it is when you walk up to a group of your friends and like, no, we already took a picture. I know that's crazy. How would you ever say no to someone for it's wild. It's really fun because they're trying very hard to piss Heather off. And they've been trying for a few episodes now and Heather is just not giving into them. She's like, okay, I will not be mean to servers. So thank you so much for everything you've done for us this evening. Unfortunately, I don't believe I ordered this, but if I'm incorrect, I'm willing to pay for a difference. She has bitten her tongue all season.

I've noticed that she keeps on saying, I will take that note. I will take that note. And I'm like, oh, she's not taking that note. And she is going to throw a plate at Alfredo when she gets home. I am so angry. I hear you. Your feelings are valid. Am I saying the correct things?

I love getting some quote unquote feedback from Emily and Gina who really have so much world experience on everything. Yes, I will take that note. So Tamara and Vicky and Shannon are like, oh, we're going to have a podcast. It's almost Vicki's birthday. She's like, I'm almost on Medicare. We're gonna whip it up. Who do I gotta whip it up to woohoo right here? And Heather is telling Emily, well, the three Amiga,

the traits Amiga's are being a little odd today. Are they excluding you? Oh, I can't wait to tell them you said that in about five seconds. And Heather is like, well, they were taking pictures and I was walking by and they go, come take a picture, take a picture by yourself. And I go, I don't want to take a picture. sure by myself that's a great story Heather so then um and you're coming to the wrong person for

sympathy you don't realize that emily has been the one riling everybody up against you for the entire episode and now it's working so emily's just sitting there happily she's not going to intervene on your behalf and then this was definitely something a little easter egg for the audience vicky and chanen sit down on like she's lounges basically out there exterior chairs but shannon still has like her sandals on and because don't put your shoes on furniture it's like oh I guess someone has been taking getting some lessons from their son-in-law like mother like son-in-law so now Tamara's asking Carmela if she had fun in Vegas and um they you know she said yes but she's trying to get her to say she's mad at vicky or whatever you know so finally tamera's like remember

And Heather was like, stand down. Oh, that was so scary. You're so scared. I was so scared. I was so scared. I was so great. I was so great. It was lots of Vegas.

You got. He scared me. Yeah. And Emily is like, yeah, that was like a lot. And Heather goes, well, yes, that was loud. That was loud. And Emily's like, I just feel like maybe we need to back up and maybe just kind of like talk about Vegas more than just that one isolated incident. Oh, good.

Here we go. Let me buckle in. Poor people feelings about Heather. Here we go. Wow, this wouldn't be much better if I had my good friend here, Betty White, Betty White. I just want you to know that I do offer complimentary handy wipes for the poor person suggestion box that you're about to put a deposit into. So Heather is like, so tell me, I would love to hear what you have to say to me about Vegas. Well, you're being sarcastic.

No, no, I'm good. Listen, even though I have been trained in the world of sitcoms and I am an official groundling, I am able to take things seriously. Okay, well, I just, you know, after Vegas, I was feeling irritated. Why? Well, it's like I need to, like, sit at the center of the table or I need to be the first person that walks in. I never sit at the center of the table. What?

That's crazy. Yeah, but you walk in first. Walking in first, every time we're in a group thing, you always push me behind you. No, no, that's not true. Ask Victoria. Who walks in first? Heather, Heather walks in first. Told you.

Because all I care about is the good light. Why in the world would I, television's Heather DeBrow, want to be seen centered amongst the pores? That's just not my brand. Listen, I would stand behind you if the sun were out or I needed shade. You're like a giant tree stump. Otherwise, why would I do that? So Vicki's like, I like Heather Moore today than the other day because like I love her mother. And she's like a product of her mother.

And I just want to like know why she like brought sangramics to the school pool party. So then Tamara's like, what do you bring? Nothing. Oh. Financial advice. It's a thing. We love you, but sometimes you're a lot. I think that's so insulting and so condescending to say, you're a lot, especially when you're coming from Tamara. And Heather's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, taking the note, taking the note, taking the note.

And it bothers you that I'm a lot. What was irritating? Um, yeah, you know what? Heather, they're bothered a few people. Yeah, it's a few people. We want to talk about it. Everybody's super bothered by your aggressive behavior. Yeah. It's like, okay, well, guess what? I'll have to watch that. But guess what again? There are people that fucking love how much I am. They're called the Dubrosnix. It's a whole fan club of people all across the world. They have something called the Internet, and they write me on it often.

Alfredo's told me about it, and it sounds wonderful. I guess we'll just have to bring this up with Richard Marks. Am I being too much when I trap him in my basement and make him sing right here waiting? I don't think so. So then Heather tells us, Emily is very frustrating to me because the things that she accuses me of, I think, are the things that she does on the regular that I don't complain about. She's often in the middle of the photo. She's often in the middle of the table sitting there. She often walks ahead of me.

And while Heather says this, they do such a massive montage of photos as all Emily in the center. And like, they're like, blah, blah, blah, blah. it was like 50 photos back to back to back to back and it's like Emily Emily Emily I was like oh I kind of feel like Heather got Emily on this one she did and also the editors are getting Emily over and over again I like that the editors are calling Emily out on her bullshit in a way you know because yeah earlier when she was saying some bullshit the editor oh like she called me aggressive and then they showed her yelling and screaming and then this one she's like I'm never in the middle They prove her wrong.

So the casting people, the network, whoever is keeping Emily. But the editors are like, please trash. Please trash. Thank you. Yeah. So then Shannon and Vicky are like, well, I'm grateful we're sitting over here in peace. This is the old lady section.

Rope it off. And Vicki's like, you know what? You know what I want to learn how to do is the dance. This is all I know. And she starts going, cha-cha, cha-cha, cha-cha. I think that ship has sailed, Vicky. The dance ship is done. So Carmela comes to sit with them and Vicki's like, oh, we had an opportunity to talk to Mary Poppitz.

I'd be daddy. Sorry, Daddy, Daddy Bigfee? Daddy Bigfee. What do we call it? Oh, he's so sweet with your kids. We saw that. And they love them. But I wanted to talk to you without being in front of everybody because I came home from Vegas and I was very heavy-hearted, Vicki.

It was very heavy. I appreciate your apology, but I just want to make sure we're good. You know, do you feel like you went too far? Do you really have those thoughts about me? Well, it just didn't make sense to me. You know, it doesn't really matter. It's not my choice to have it makes sense. You know, did you know that hamsters eat their babies?

I wouldn't eat my baby, but sometimes hamsters do it. But they also get a good amount of exercise on those wheels. I'd like to point out. Well, there you go. So, you know what? You're a hamster of a human. And I've just had to learn that that's okay. You're a hamster in a string bikini with nudie pictures all over the internet.

But, you know. But you know what? Even hamsters could be sluts. So Shannon's like, but you never mom shamed her. That's the most important thing, right? She's like, no, no, I never mom shamed you. But it could have been perceived that way, but it wasn't your intention, right? No, no, no, of course not.

Look, it just didn't make sense to me. I mean, if you want to live in Corona Del Mar, live in Corona Del Mar. If you want to live in Slotsville, live in Slotsville. I don't get it. But it's like your life, whatever. Like, you can't walk away thinking I was like, mom shamed me. Because like, that was like, never my intent. I wasn't trying to mom shame me.

I was just trying to just generally like life shame you. I was more feeling shame up for your children who don't have a mother. Does that make any sense? Okay, good. I'm glad we had this talk. So Carmela's like, well, I hope she's genuine in her apology. I mean, whatever. So I'm back to Emily.

She's like, you know, Victoria's being shitty to Carmela right now. You just know it. And then, you know, when she said when she was shitty in Vegas, then you just drop from the ceiling. And all of a sudden, you're in the middle of it. she was like oh my god it was like mentioned impossible i don't even know what happened it's like and you were like so aggressive and i was like what just happened and then that's what bothers me that i feel like yeah like if it bothers me because you like last year you said i don't like that my dad did and we see a flashback to last year when tamera always knows exactly how to bring in like the family

trauma you're bringing up the dead dad tamara and we see the flashback and hether's like the reason And that it affects me when you have public outbursts is because it reminds me of drama with my father who would have public outbursts. And she's like, Tamara's response says, yeah, but I don't have family outbursts. I don't have outbursts with my family in public. Oh my God. So now Tamara's saying basically you had a public outbursts just like your father did. And that's like, don't bring my dad into it. She's like, but you brought your dad into it.

So Heather's like, that's a little different. And she said, but last year you brought your daughter? She's like, you know, you're being aggressive and I'm supposed to just sit back and go like, oh, yeah, no. No hypocrite. She can't take her own medicine. Heather was ending a situation. Aggressive, I think sort of implies like, I think the aggression that they're talking about is like, Heather starts up something, comes at someone really hard. And in this case, Vicky was, you know it's Vicky and you know with Vicky, you just kind of have to.

give a loud reproach. And so to me, it really, that's, you know, some will, sure, rebranded as aggression, but I think they all know this was not an aggressive moment in that way. She just said, this is Tamara being upset because Heather started the season, you know, with the, I like Tamara, but I put her in a box and I know who Tamara is and I accept her for who she is. And that turned into, oh, she put me in a box and I'm really my friend. Yeah, my friend. And then Tamara puts that in her craw.

And she sticks with that until she can get everybody to go against you. And of course, Emily's been there too because Emily got into an argument with Heather. And so now they're just going to keep coming for her over and over until they break her. No one really thinks that Heather is anything similar to Tamara. Tamara loses her shit, curses everybody out, screams in public, leaves. She quit the show like three times on camera. Like no one is going to even ever accuse Heather of doing the same thing. and they fucking know it.

They're just trying. They're just trying. You know, they're trying. And Heather doesn't give it to him. She's like, well, thank you very much for your opinions. And I have listened to them. And then Vicki, uh, Vicki gets to do the thing that the audience is trying to ask. Because like, do you mind if I leave?

We're like, can we come with you? No, we've been wanting you to go all season. Just go. So she's like, well, it's my birthday party today, Lakita. So I have to go. It's like two and a half hours to get home. Jesus. It's going to take me two hours of 45 minutes, and my party starts at seven, and I'm going to be there at 7.40.

So love you guys. So she's like, bye. And so, she was like, I think that's like so rude of Vicky. Like, we came all the way over here. Like, I don't even know where the fuck we are, but like, we're, like, far away from home. And, like, you double booked it. Like, just, like, be here. I think she was here and she realized I should probably book something else so I can get out of here right now.

Yeah. This is one of the more boring. parties that we've sat through. And that's saying something on this show. So she leaves. She's walked out by Carmella and it's nice. You know, Vicky fakes it all the way out the door, which is impressive. And then back to Emily and Heather. Emily or Heather's just like, so do you feel like I heard you? Oh, do you feel like, do you feel like you heard me? Do you feel like you heard me? Sorry. I definitely heard you.

I definitely heard it. Noted. Loud and clear. Written down tattooing it. Check the box. Check the box. Yes. And so then Jen's like, oh, it's really fun to meet Danny.

That was a nice. I was surprised he didn't try to cheat on you with us right there in the spot. He's like, yeah. Do you worry about him when he's not around you? She's like, well, I think the honest answer is yes. But I mean, it's like, not like he's going out at night, but I mean, people don't have to go out at night to cheat. either, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, so they're talking about whether they have pass codes for their partner's phones.

And Gina says that his, her ex would save the mistress under a different name to hide it. And for a long time, she thought the guy was fucking Don Knott's crazy. Heather's like, oh, it's a classic. Well, do you guys know that when my ex and I got back together, we did Friday lunches? And he got up to go to the restroom and my heart was pounding. because my salmon was on the way mainly. And I was like, oh God, Friday lunch, I've been waiting all week.

And then I knew what her number was. So I put it in and it said a fake name. And the text seemed like they had gotten back together. And so let's just say that it was one Friday lunch that did not go down easy. That's why I still remember phone numbers. You never know when you're just gonna need to whip them out at lunch.

There you go, girls. Unfortunately, you never came back from the bathroom, And I later found out he was walking along the beach with that slut while I was waiting for my salmon. And Carmela is saying, yeah, and then they flipped the script and act like, why would you even think that about me? Like the gaslighting us. Like, I'm the crazy one for being paranoid about it. And so she says, you know, when somebody makes you feel crazy, you can't even trust your own intuition. And Emily's like, wow, I really need to go home and have sex with Shane.

can't wait give us all the updates what a moral to the end of this story geez yeah seriously so that's that one that's it that's where it ends wow two solid hours of talking about this an episode of nothing season got it nothing happened thank you for making it though you know because it's fun to talk about it yeah it looks like we made it thanks everyone for being here you're all you're all such gems and we'll catch you on the next episode bye everyone Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Our way is the Amber Way.

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