Watch What Crappens - #3520 Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S504 Part Two: Ego Trip

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

This is part 2 of 2The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip roars into Atlanta for a drag brunch with Nene Leakes, followed by an Alter Ego party. It’s all fun and games until Kyle clashes with Ashley, and Heather hounds Lisa. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to watch our crap ends a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So she's like, well, clearly Nini's peaceful because look how great she looks and stuff. I was like, yeah, peace. Doctor, you know, doctors.

She has really good, you know, work as well. It's like, yep, that piece. And they're like, hallelujah to peace. So they're all giving Nini her flowers for making Atlanta such a success. What are we going to say? Yeah, I was going to say, I mean, she actually does look, she does look lighter and happier. And I have to wonder, in retrospect, you know, when Nini, when Nini ended her tenure, she was in a really bitter place. She was unpleasant.

She had a few years, though, with there where it's like, ugh, Nini, it's like, she's like, she's become like a monster. She's like just a diva. It's too annoying. But it actually makes me reflect that she was also dealing with like the fact that her husband had cancer. And that was probably, I think now that I'm older and I'm a little bit wiser and, you know, unfortunately you just sort of know people that are going through stuff a little bit more. I think I have an awareness that like she probably had a lot on her plate emotionally that was coming off like that. And I think now that Greg has passed, like, you know, hopefully.

Hopefully she's been able to now sort of move forward into a happier chapter where that stress is not weighing on her. And so I feel like we're kind of seeing that with her coming back on the show, if that makes sense. Yeah, we'll see. Well, it's like we were talking about a while back, probably every episode of this. But you see the clip in the first episode, not even the clip, you see NeNe shooting that first seen with Portia in the first episode. And it's like, oh, my God, any complaints I had, just put them away because it's, she's so, she's so much.

Like, she's so much energy and fun. She makes it so much fun that I'm like, I don't even care. Like, bring back even all the negativity if you need to. Just come back. Just come back. Like, you don't appreciate it as much until it's gone. Now, that all said, she was going through a lot, but she was also a lot to deal with. like it was getting really, you know.

She wasn't giving us real. You know, people go through that in real life. I still want her back. Yeah. Yeah. I guess everyone else gets to go through stuff and have bad seasons here and there, you know? Yeah. I guess what I'm trying to say is I don't think that I personally, as a viewer,

gave her enough grace for the fact that, oh, she was probably in the darkest period of her life during those seasons there. And that's really, really hard. And so, yeah, I kind of like take it all back. I think that, like, you know, I would be shocked if Nini doesn't come back for next season of Atlanta. I feel like this is like the test ground. They're testing it out. They're getting their feelers out there.

So I think it's what the audience wants. Well, I'll tell you what I want. I want to talk to Nini and have some kind of a mess. So let me say something, Nini. You ran into Karen and she's like, Oh yeah, I did in Beverly Hills. And you told her, beat up, Giselle. What was that about?

Yeah, Jezell, because if someone's watching the season and you're being a dick to Karen all season and NeNe's watching the season, unlike Vicky, then NeNe is going to say, oh, hi, Karen, hope you beat up Jezell. She's giving you a lot of shit. Leave it to Giselle to be like, you told her to beat me. You told Harpo to beat me, NeNe. What do you say about that? I kind of felt like this was Giselle marking some territory saying like, it's cool that you're back. But since you've been gone, some other alphas have come around. And I'm just showing, do I care about this? No, but I'm also showing I'm not afraid to confront you about something. It's small, but I'm just showing I'm willing to do this. That's to me how I read that. Yes, and Nini handled it just as she would any other person that she would consider a peon,

which is, oh, so sorry about that. Really? No shade. I just saw someone and we made small talk. That was it. Don't really even remember it. But good to meet you. It's risky because famously,

Giselle is not known for being someone who reads. She's just really good with her confessionals and being shady and stirring the pot. So if she, if like Nini had to decide to read Giselle, that would have been very fascinating to see how that would have worked out. It would have been great, actually. I love me, so I just would have loved to have seen that interaction. Yeah, but Nini wasn't going to give it to her.

So good for her. She's like, yeah, it was not. I'm not giving you that today, ma'am. Did you not see I just got a standing ovation in this club? Of drag queens. Thank you. She's like, I'm standing here for Lisa Boo next week. Yeah.

I'm sorry. A little sneeze. Yeah. I did have time to mute my button, everyone. You heard a very small sneeze. So, Giselle's saying, you might be Linetia Leeks, but I'm going to come for you. I'm going to come for you. And it was a fail.

It was. Yeah, so Nini just gives her a smile like, oh, we're just making small talk. It was nothing personal. And so then they start laughing and saying, beat her up, Jazeal. Beat up Jazeal. She's like, well, now Nini if doesn't, if Nini does want to beat me up, I'm going to run because she can probably pounce and pommel me. Ah. So then Nini, they're asking what Nini's been up to. And, you know, Nini says how Greg passed. And now she's been, he passed about four and a half years ago, but for about four years, uh, She's been dating a guy, a new guy, et cetera. And she's like, come on out, which is sort of funny, like, that this guy was like waiting in the wings. And she's like, you're going to be like, you're up, you're on stage now. So this guy comes out. And yes, well, this was really funny because she goes, they said, are you going to get remarried? And she's like, oh, I don't have to get married.

I just love love. And I would love to get married to the right person. But I just, you know, I want to be treated like the wife, but I don't want to be the wife. And Lisa goes, yeah, me too. Me too. You're married. Yeah. That's very Goldie Hawn.

That's no, Goldie Hawn. You know, they're like, what the fuck are you talking about? Because Goldie Hawn is famously not married, but still with Kurt. I know. But it's just funny that Lisa's like, me too. I don't want to be married either. I just want to be treated like a wife. So then Nini's like, everyone, please welcome.

Niani! So here comes Niani, and he comes to the table. He's got one of those little scarf things, but it's not a very long scarf, so it just sort of crisscrosses under his chin. And he's like nice and everything. And Vick is like, oh, wow, you're so classy. You've been hiding him. You're so classy.

I'm like, and then Vicky is... Her love tank has rustled to life with the arrival of Niani. tell you that much. Yeah. Vicky was, you know, look, I'm not a Vicky fan, so I think that Vicki's problem. Everything that Vicky says, I'm like, is that problematic? Because she's like, oh, my God, look, wow, he's so well-dressed. Wow.

He's so badly. He feels good. Wow. She's spousy. He's pinging on my radar. Is Vicki going into heat for this guy, but I was just kind of, my eyes were narrowed. Yeah. But she got, she was, she actually was like very obsessed with him.

She's like, oh, my God, he's so good. What in the world? He's so sexy. Well, I've been hiding in from him. Oh, my God. Hit his shots. He's the shots. So, they're like, oh.

Everyone's like, oh, my God. Vicky finally came to life. Is that what we need? A man? Jeez. Like, Vicky is finally smiling and having a good time now that there's a man in the room. So now they're talking about tonight and who's Teresa going to be. And she's like, I'm going to surprise you.

So now it's time to go. Bye. Bye, baby. So time to get back into glam. Lisa is FaceTiming with John. And she's like, I'm so excited about it tonight. Because I'm going to go as like a country girl. Yeah, I love that.

That's my look. I'm going to be a country girl. I'm like, is being someone who lives in Utah, having their alter ego being like someone who wears a cowboy hat. Is that really an alter ego? Or is that just an option for Thursday? Yeah, I think we've seen you in this outfit.

Like, it's crazy, John. I'm going to go as an unmarried cowgirl. So, Portia talks about how back in the day she had a party with Derek Blanks, a world-renowned photographer. And he's the one who started the alter ego photo shoot. So she's saying, what's the other side of me? That's the point of it. You know, like Kim, Kim, Kim was a housewife. Nini went back to her stripper days.

So they're bringing Derek back to recreate this. And then Vicki's like, wait, Patrick, that's my assistant. Who am I supposed to be? Marilyn Monroe? Like, what is this? What is this outfit that you packed for me? He's like, oh, my God, Vicki, you are hilarious. You're Jackie.

Oh, not Marilyn Monroe. Yeah, so she has this little black wig, which didn't really strike me as being totally Jackie-O, but I guess it was sort of Jackio. It just didn't, it wasn't draping the way I I think she was intending it too. She just put it over her whole face. She's like, oh, my God, is this how you wear a wig? I'm so crazy.

I don't even know how to wear a wig. I'm like, right there on my face. Why did you get your wig with hair in my face? Like, thinking, you wear so ridiculous. You have your wig on backwards. How in the, like, how does she even get the Marilyn Monroe thing? I'm thinking. Lohan comes out and she's like, I just want to sing Tina Turner right now.

I can't stand the red. against my window. Bring it back, sweet. Line. Memories. Oh, my gosh, just Allison Ross. You look just like. So, of course, it's like,

I'm a Stepford wife or Lucy. What? What are you talking about? And this is your theme. What do you mean you're a Stepford wife or Lucy? Lucy had red hair. by the way, she's wearing a cloth wig. No one did like goth or no one like really did something that was truly against type.

They just all sort of did like just like pretty alternate looks. So the Persia's like yeah, she's like she said she really wants to see the Potomac, the Potomac girls. And Teresa says that Ashley will be coming and which we know because we've already seen the previews that Ash Top will be there. The drag king persona no one wants anything. any more of and yet Ashley serves it to us now every year. Yeah. No one's, no one's begging for more Ashtop,

but here she comes. And Robin's coming. Does anybody asking for Robin either? Karen, Charisse, who else from there? Wendy? Really?

Yeah. A lot of Potonic people they could have, but Robin and Ashtop. Well, they got Stacy there. Stacey was there, Candace was there. But I agree. Robin, reasonably shady. I am so bad that Wad Dixon is not here to see that stop right now.

So Giselle says she's excited to see Ashley because that's her ride or die now. And also because Kyle had tried to blow my head off about Marisa. And I get it, duh, but misdirected anger because Ashley may be the person that you might want to talk to. I just want to be there to see that go down. Nah. Yeah, so Candice is getting pictures taken when Jazeal walks in and she's like, oh, I will not speak to Candice. And then we see the clip of Candice being like, not today, neck.

Not today. ankles. So vicious. No, Portia. Portia is saying she wants to see the Salt Lake City Girls. They especially wanted to talk to the Salt Lake City Girls because last week, Bronwyn and Whitney were like, No one talks to Lisa.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, no, we all hit her. We all get their piece of shit. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. So they want to get to the bottom of that. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So Lisa and Vicky are talking.

Vicki's like, this is horrible. You can't be out 24-7. I'm exhausted. She's like, yeah, it's really hard. Like, thanks for saying. that because like I can't be on 24th 7. I like, you know what? I just, I just want to avoid like, you know, the people to die, like, who are going to

like try and make me look like a monster. And it's the Salt Lake City girls. Another three are coming. And they also hate Lisa. It's Angie, Heather and Mary. And Kyle's like, they're all dead to me. Yeah, right. Carl's going to be the first jumping on them.

Oh, hi, hi, hi, hi guys. Good to see. You know that I know Nini, right? over the weekend, I randomly watched the second half of Carrie while I was drunk because, you know, that's just how the weekend takes you. Why did it just happen to be on TV? I went to a bar. I went to a bar and it was playing. And so, you know, I mean, by the way, the second half the movie is essentially just carry at the prom and like endless slow-mo shots going up those ropes, you know, famously.

because it takes like an hour for them to yank that rope. But I kind of feel like Lisa is Carrie. I feel like Lisa is like, she's on this show. And she's like on, she's basically prom queen. And she's like, finally people like see who I am. And I feel like her castmates have now infiltrated. And they brought like a bucket of pig's blood to Atlanta. And they are ready to yank on that rope and like douse her in front of all of Lisa's new housewife friends.

Don't you sort of get that vibe? Definitely, Heather. Yeah, and Bronwyn and Whitney from last week. Mary doesn't really do it, and Angie doesn't really do it in this one. Let's be honest. Mary is Piper-Lauri. Mary is Carrie's mother, let's be honest. In the analogy.

My mom got so mad at me for getting my period. Just too much. But, yeah, Heather is definitely just going. over the top this week. She looks, and she looks so stupid doing it too. And she looks so obvious. And they're so ham-fisted on their show. You know, how they handle things.

And they're, yeah, it's so obvious what they're doing. But in the context of Salt Lake City, like, I guess we get used to. I mean, I don't get used to it. But people get used to it. But on this show, they can see how clumsy you are. Like, you have no grace with any of this. You know, she's just like, oh, my God, we're going to get people to let, yeah, at Lisa. Or we're going to get Lisa to yell at us. Okay, let's trigger Lisa. It's like Operation Trigger Lisa. And everyone sees what you're doing. Heather. Okay. I just don't remember what they were so mad at Lisa about. Honestly, I really, just because it was all shit that Heather started. Remember last year when she started as friends with Lisa? And then they were in a store. And she's like, yeah, you're just really hard to be friends with Lisa. And we just want you to admit, like you do call bloggers. Like, just admit it, Lisa.

That's what it was. Do you call bloggers? And then it became this huge mission to get Lisa to admit that she's calling blockers about everybody. And defended Meredith about crazy rich Asians and all that stuff. That's right. And there's the loss of it devolved into all of that. But it started with the seed and the seed was Heather. And it was very obvious.

It was always Heather and Whitney. And it was also very obvious over the course the season that Heather was looking for a way to separate from Lisa after putting in a few seasons of like, we're friends now, but she wanted to put it on Lisa. So she was trying to constantly find ways to be like, I'm being a good friend to you. I like you, but you're not being, you're not being a good friend. And like how she twisted it to say that Heather was being a good friend by accusing Lisa of, of, of, of, talking to bloggers, being honest. Oh, it was crazy.

Okay, it's all coming back to me. Now, newly out. To be more honest and be a better person. Yeah. I mean, Bronwyn and Lisa, their stuff is different. I remember that's tied into other shit. But I was trying to remember why Heather was so mad and now it's back. Well, Bronwyn shit is also random.

Like, Bronwyn started as Lisa's friend and then turned on her because Lisa wasn't standing up for her when Heather was coming for Bronwyn, because Heather was mean to Bronwyn right off the bat for no reason. And Bronwyn was like, well, Lisa's supposed to be my friend and she's not standing up for me. And then Lisa didn't put me in a room with her and her casita on the vacation. And she just started this. And there's the daughter. Lisa didn't even do anything to her. And then it turned in to go speak with the in-laws of my kid, of the husband that

or the boyfriend, the father of my child that passed away, whatever. It was so much. But the seed of it that started it was that Lisa wasn't standing up for Bramwin. And Bramwin's like, this is how. housewives. Like if someone's going to come for you, you have to be able to stand up for yourself. And so that's what the Brahma stuff came from. And the little seat of Heather was all the way back in season one. It always goes back to the very first fight. And the first one was Heather saying, oh yeah, Lisa and I really get more friends. We knew each other in college. And Lisa's like,

yeah, I didn't really know her. So I just knew her as like the good time girl, you know, like lifting up her shirt. And then Heather was like, how dare you? We are in a Mormon community. How dare you insist that I'm, you know, insinuate that I'm a slut? And then Lisa acted better than her. And Heather is always going to be getting her back for that. Lisa's scary. Don't forget. She's very scary. So Lisa, Lisa's a huge personality, and she will eventually do something for you to rail against. And that's what makes me crazy on Salt Lake City. Just let Lisa, just let Lisa do something. And then you can react to Lisa doing the thing. But you don't have to make shit up.

Yeah. So other people are arriving. Mary Cosby shows up as Wonder Woman. Heather Gay is Brittany Spears. I'm like, you know you guys are not doing lip-sing battle, right? Angie Kay is Cher, which I'm going to put this out there. I don't think that Cher is Angie Kay's alter ego. I think Adjy-K just is Cher.

I think like an alter-ego would be to be like, I am French or something, like a different nationality. I'm French. I think Angie just looked up. Who has ironed hair? I will, I will be share. Yeah, she should have had big curls. That's what have been her alter ego.

She should have had like a big, she should have had just like a cute, she should have come as like Dane Maggie, Maggie Smith. It's just like a curly sort of like put a hair, put up. Anyway, not going to be in this head. She's getting some notes. Okay, so they get to the party and we see ladies from all the different, you know, shows, Mary, Heather, Angie, Candice.

And this is where Giselle and Candice just see each other and then immediately walk away from each other. They're like, yeah, no thanks. And so Carl, Giselle says, oh, and Candice, I haven't spoken to her since she got fired. And so they asked Kyle, do housewives get fired? And she's like, well, I mean, yeah, but a lot of them choose to just move on. You know, like they outgrow this. You know, I mean, it happens. It happens.

Someone told us, I don't remember who it was. Maybe it was someone who worked on a production company or maybe it was just another Bravo person. I don't remember. But someone once told us, no one quits. They're always fired. And I believe that. That's what Bethany. Bethany didn't tell us.

Bethany famously said that. Yeah. Anybody says that they quits a liar. Nobody quits this show, except me. I'm the only one who's quick. So Vicky is dressed as Jackie O, but she does not look like Jackie O. And Lou Geo's like she looks like she's going to Jackie O's funeral. Write that one down.

It's going in the show. It's a good bird about Jackie O and Vicki. Okay. Can I say Tina Turner yet? I'm your private dancer. So Lisa is saying how she's wearing a cowboy hat because in my dreams, I'm like living on a farm with animals, with horses, feeding the chickens. Is that like my reality?

But like my ultra-ego was like 100% like that, yeah. You know what? Like in my dreams, it's just me cuddling with the chicken. And I'm telling the chicken, you know what? My life is bigger than all of you. That's just how it is. You don't have to be upset about it. You have to be upset about it.

Why is that chicken attacking me? Have you ever seen a chicken eating Wendy's? That would be Lisa homesteading. Yeah, so Porsche's talking about being her whole thing. And then, um, Giselle sees Stacy and she's like, Stacy, uh, what the fuck is this? This is the worst costume I've ever seen. Nah.

And Rob was like, yeah, you're never gonna get it. And Giselle's like, so you're just Stacy, but wearing a red wig? It's like, no, Giselle, I'm fierce. I'm fabulous. Come on, Giselle. It's not giving that da. Victoria's Secret, ice cream. Come on, Giselle, you can do this.

You are not Tyra Banks, ah. Robin, this is the worst Tyra Banks I've ever seen. Yeah. Besides, I think these days, if you're going to dress like Tyra Banks, you have to wear a brown trench coat like she did in that Netflix documentary. So then Drew Sedora's there as she's the Princess of Rock. And then Ashley Darby dresses Ash, TOP, Ash Top, America's favorite persona has arrived.

Wasn't Kyle just dressed in country? Kyle is dressed in country also. Oh, I think. Okay, I'm sorry. You said Drew. Right. Drew is. You say a thing? I like your difference.

Drew dressed up as Princess of Rock. She came with a guitar and everything. She's like, hi. So sorry, I got confused. I was just reading. Further down the nose, I mean anything I am. So, Kyle, another person who doesn't watch the black shows, by the way, is like, oh, that girl over there, is that the girl that I made, that made a comment about Mo that I talked about on Amazon Live. Like, I think that's her, the one that's dressed in this year.

Come on. I actually think that she does watch all the shows. She's just being shady by being like, is that that. that girl. Kyle knows who Ashley Darby is. Ashley Darby is not new to the world of Bravo. She's been here since 2016. 10 years. There have been Bravo cons. Everyone on Bravo knows who Ashley Darby is. And Kyle obviously knows who she is because she saw that Ashley was in that scene. So she's just being shady. She's trying to have a Moriah Carey. I don't know her moment. And guess what? I'm clocking you. You know who Ashley Darby is. Don't make me defend Ash Top. No kidding. And just a side note for anybody who

doesn't already know this. Kyle, you are not Murray Carey. Okay. Commercials. Here comes one right now. Kyle is like, yeah, I didn't know she was going to be here tonight. And like, it took me a minute. I was like, what, I mean, it's facial hair mixed with cleavage throwing me off, maybe. But obviously, like, Ashley said something about Mauricio when he was an aspirin, and you know, this is out there and it's being talked about on the internet. Like, people will not let me along about them. It's all over the national Amazon life. So,

So, you know, like, obviously I'm going to say something to her. I mean, do I love it? Kyle, you left your husband for a country star. People are going to flirt with your husband. He was the sexiest husband on the cover of People magazine forever. Give me a break. She didn't fuck your husband. Your husband, thirsty ass, showed up to shooting on Potomac.

So, yeah, people are going to flirt with him. Get over it. I mean, also, like, give Ashley a little bit of grace. She spent the past 10 years married to fucking. Michael Darby who basically looks like one of the humans and the matrix that's plugged into a machine, okay? Like, just... Let her flirt with Maricio.

For God's sake. She's been with like a hail underground mole man you only find in a spalunking horror movie. Okay, she's allowed to flirt with a handsome man once in a while. So, Ashley's like, Oh, Kyle's gonna get me about Maricio. I did not flirt with that.

man. And Stacey's like, well, he was flirting with you. No, no, there was no flirting. But he liked you and you liked him. No, no, Stacey, that's not what it was. Yes, that's why you asked him to go home with you and marry you. No, that's not what happened at all. First of all, I just have to say this whole stupid scene with Maris, first of all, Maricio is the one who should be getting flak because Maricio is the one who inserted himself into the Potomac show and came around like, hey, ladies, welcome to Kimosabi. What's going on? Hi, Ashley. How's it going? I'm wearing some cool bracelets. Pretty cool. I'm basically like I'm 23, right? Does everyone want to get their ear pierce? Come on, guys. What's going on? Yeah, exactly. He was the one. So, um, Kyle goes up to Ashley and she's like, um, how are you? Ah! She's like, um, well, good, but I think there are some misconceptions about what happened with your ex-husband. And Kyle's like, um, well, technically, we're still married. So, uh,

Okay. But your husband is also dating like every 25-year-old model that he sees on the street. So let's stop acting like... Yeah. Come on, Kyle. Give me a break. You bought a house in Nashville to be with your girlfriend. Let's stop with this whole... Earlier, Kyle says... ...going every five minutes about Mauricio. I'm sorry. I keep by stepping on you. Because I never finished my sentence. I act like I'm finished, and then I keep talking. I keep making a pause. I'm pretty good.

I feel like I'm knowing when you're finishing, but this time I was so, I've just been so, honestly, this has been bubbly got to me. Just right before this, Kyle says to Lou, she's looking at Ashing,

and she goes, normally I'm a girl's girl, and I would like fix the back of her jacket, but I'm going to leave it because, like, you know, you know, that part we're supposed to split the sewing

and take in the back, I'm going to make her look stupid. I'm like, so you're not a girl's girl. That's what actually you're showing. And actually nothing you've ever shown on this, on the real househouse

has ever, indicated that you've ever been a girl's girl. We could have, I don't know, game night with Brandy Glanville, slut pig, all that. We could have any, like, the way that you were being so rude to Doreet and texting with P.K., who Doreet is divorcing. You're not a girl's girl. I don't care how many times you run up and embrace Nini, you're not a girl's girl. Yeah. So she's like, well, you know, I mean, come on. Like, you need to go for someone who's in the same sisterhood as you, like their husband. I mean, there are plenty of fish in the C.

Okay, there are plenty of fish in the C. A, she didn't date him, sleep with him, any of that. B, there are not plenty of fish worth hundreds of millions of dollars in the C that happened to be showing up the day that you're shooting anyway. So, this can't be team Kyle on this. It just can't. Can't do it. What cannot will not? So Ashley's like, oh, well, sorry.

I did not mean to give you that impression. I'm really sorry. She's like, well, that was weird. I mean, like, I would never be able to like date anybody in the housewives. Anybody ever. Okay. Well, we'll have to then have, we'll just have to have a word with a long line of husbands that were trying to date you. One second.

Sorry. She's off the market, guys. So Ashley's saying, okay, you know, Stacy was trying to force this like flirt thing, whatever, but it wasn't true. And Kyle's like, well, I never even saw the clip. Then shut up. Yeah, shut up. You never saw the clip. You didn't even watch the clip, Kyle, then you have no reason to be mad.

Do your research. Okay? I'm going to tell you the same thing I told the drag queens. Do your research if you're going to be on this show. also quite frankly anyone who watched that scene when it first aired knew that it was just a producer driven

scene I mean like the fake flirtation with Maricio like Kimosabi is it was not it was just a goofy scene for laughs it was not anything deep so the fact that we actually have to spend time for another episode kind of like you know

treating it like it was a real flirtation or real day that's just so ridiculous I mean, sure, like, Kyle can say to Giselle, like, hey, you said, so my, my husband, who I'm not quite divorced yet from, you said you want to lie with him horizontally. Do you want to explain that? Sure, it's fine. But, like, really, you're going to prosecute Ashley Darby about this during what was basically

a silly scene, and you've been in this business long enough to know that it was a silly scene that the producers were like, let's just pretend to have a scene because it'll be titillating. Come on, Kyle. Yeah, so Ashley apologizes. And Teresa's like, yeah, there's a lot of fish in the sea. You don't got a dip in this pond. But it does bring up a question. Why do people want to date fish?

Why don't you want to date like a man? Why do you want to date a fish? Like, why do people keep talking about the fish in the sea, you know? And I did laugh when Kyle was like, yeah, I mean, we don't need to pump up these guys' egos more than they're already pumped up. Come on. So they make up. And then, um, Giselle. It just feels cracking me out because she's like, I'm going to talk mess.

And she's holding this microphone that she just keeps talking into, her prop, her Diana Ross prop. And she's like, okay, we're in Beverly Hills, mining our business. And I see Whitney and Bronwyn, and they're like, our things with Lisa. And I said, oh, she's a joy. She's great. She's wonderful. And then they said that Lisa is a piece of shit. So I am Diana Ross today, but I'm also Diane Sawyer.

I want mess. I'm a journalist. So, Portia's talking to Heather, and she's like, So are you guys speaking to Lisa? And Heather's like, I haven't spoken to Lisa since reunion. Although we find out momentarily that the reunion was filmed four days ago. Or actually, no, I'm sorry, it aired four days ago. So Andy's like, I left for union.

Yeah, I left reunion and Andy asked us to make a pact and move forward. And I agreed to that. So Porsche is like, so, like, what does it take for you guys to rebuild your friendship? Oh, she's like, well, it's like, I don't know how to break it down with, like, road trip friends. You know what I mean? Like, explain a lot of the, like, why Lisa's a monster. But, like, I mean, she's the person that I will always have to question. And that's just that.

That's just that, Portia. Portia says, the worst thing about meeting another housewife is just to take what you've seen of them on a show and decide, like, that's who they are. And, like, I really don't give a damn what they have to say because I have a good sense of intuition. and I feel like Lisa's a good person and she may be just like misunderstood or maybe somebody's jealous of her. Portia, I hated to break this to you. I'm not, you are many wonderful,

excellent, iconic things. I'm not sure your intuition is the strongest. We've got Dennis, we've got Shemia, we've got Cordell, we have your scent on the traders, we have literally everything. Like, intuition is maybe not your strong suit. Being funny is, though.

Yeah. So, Heather's like, I want to talk to Lisa. Where is Lisa? I'm going to go talk to Lisa right now. I'm going to go grab a drink. This is going to require a drink. I'm talking to Lisa. I'm seriously, but I'm going to do it. So she goes, and they're kind of, they're at the bar behind some people, but of course their mics are still on. So we hear them. And Lisa's like, oh, hi. Oh, you want to hug me here? I mean, oh, that wasn't bitchy. Don't take it as busy. I wasn't being bitchy. He's like, oh, my God, that was fucking bitchy, Lisa. No, I'm just like literally exhausted. I know you're fucking excited. Who's your persona supposed to be? What are you a cowgirl? That's not a fucking alter ego.

Once again, Lisa Barlow, half-ass is a dream. Are you real- Fuck on? You're going to... I mean, is she phoning it in? Yes, but in her mind, this is... She just doesn't realize she's phoning it in. She thinks she's actually doing a stand-up job.

We know she's phoning it in, she just doesn't realize it. So don't come for her on it. Like, let her have her... Her cowboy hat, you know she doesn't like to dress up in themes. Yeah. And Lisa's like, but I'm not. Yes, you are. Why are you getting some mad?

Just chill out, Lisa. Just chill out. You chill out. What the fuck are you doing? You're coming up to somebody after just shit-talking them to confront them and have a big moment on TV. You're so obnoxious. You're so, like, get some subtlety, you know? Get some art.

Where's the art? Yeah. And then Heather's like, there's not even a camera. Like, there's nobody on us. Okay, just chill. You're cool. everything's fine. So Heather comes in, I uses Lisa of phoning it

in on the TV show that Heather's not even on and then, like, riles up Lisa and then it's like, whoa, why are you so mad? Chill out. Look, there's not even a camera on us. You don't have to get all worked up. You don't have to be fake like this. That's what she's doing. She's trying to trigger Lisa. Now, unfortunately, Lisa should know by now, seven years

later, or whatever it is, exactly what Heather is doing, but she falls for it. You know, she's like, Heather, what's this coming from, Heather? And she's like, yeah, well, I'm just going to slip out and grab a Prosecco, I mean, geez, Lisa, God, upset Lisa. Lisa's triggered. Yes, like, she's just, it was really, it felt mean.

It felt really, really mean. And normally, I would have to say this, Heather is extremely smart and she's extremely shrewd, and she's been pretty good about playing the role of someone who can be confrontational, but it's under the guise of trying to improve the sisterhood or whatever. And this was a time where she lost the threat and she came in hot and she just came off like a mean girl. And she doesn't realize that like stepping onto this show, she can't control this narrative. This is a different show than Salt Lake City. And so what she doesn't realize, that Lisa's getting an amazing edit on this on girls trip. And Heather has actually just like

stepped into like not a trap, but she's made herself look really dumb. Maybe Heather thought that Lisa was the villain of this show and thought she was having a heroic moment by confronting her, but it was a total miscalculation on her part. Yeah, and I was glad that Portia sees this, because Portia's like, I don't give how wrong you think Baby Gorgeous is. Leave her alone. Like, geez. Like, wait till next season. Just let her enjoy the night.

God. So then we see one hour later and some clips from the next episode. and that's when we were saying at the very beginning, enjoy Lisa's, you know, last great moment of grace because next week she shows up an hour late somewhere. And they're like, oh, my God. You should apologize. That is rude as fuck.

How self-absorbed are you? We'll see what happens. Well, thanks everyone for being here. What a delight. Be sure to catch us later this afternoon on Amazon Live, where we'll be talking about Labor Day Essentials. Catch you there and talk to you on the next episode. Bye, everyone.

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