Watch What Crappens - #3528 Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S505 Part Two: Baby Late-geous

Episode Date: September 8, 2026

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Hello and welcome to watch our crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So Robin talks to Lisa Barlow and asks her how things are in Salt Lake. And she's like, you know what? Just like compartmentalize because like I'm enjoying people here.

It's like so nice meeting people. But you know, like I have memories now. And I want to be like, you know what, you're stressed. You should call me. I'm who people call when they're stressed. Like, I'll relieve your stress. That's what everybody thinks. That's how everybody knows me.

You know, Lisa Barlow, real stress reducer. Yeah, it's been fun. And she just keeps talking and talking. Do you remember Robin was the one who told you you talk too much? Robin's just looking at her like, oh, okay. Yeah, Robin's like, I don't want to talk right now. So meanwhile, um, Now we have Angie. Angie's going to go up to Lisa and she's like, so hello, I am Greek.

Is Lisa going to say hi to me or are we not going to say hi? So she goes up and she's like, hello, are you going to say hi? And he's like, hi, yeah, how's it going? Like yeah, how's it going? It's nice to see you, yeah, uh-huh. And Angie's like, well, I was waiting for her to say hi to me and then I figured I'd be waiting all night. And Rob was like, you guys haven't even said all- Yeah, no.

No, yeah, yeah, no. Well, it's because, you know what? You know why? Because, like, we leave fine, and then it gets, like, topsy-turvy, and then there's more chatter that comes, and it's, like, exhausting. Like, I don't even do press, okay? Because I could be doing press 24-7. Like, I didn't, I don't.

I don't. Like, I didn't do anything to you. Okay? So, like, I don't even know, like, why you're coming up to me right now, because I didn't even do press. Okay? It's, like, stop. Angie's still like, uh...

What do we? What are we arguing about? I did not even bring up press. And then Teresa just comes right over and plants herself behind Lisa. Is like, are you guys okay? Which was like, I feel like one of the most imposing things Teresa's ever done.

I feel like I've rarely seen actually Teresa do this. I feel like on Jersey, when her allies get into fights, she famously just like stays behind. It's like, oh, you guys are fine? Okay, just let me know how it goes. So it was like sort of weird to me to see her. actually step in and be like, what's going on over here? You know?

Did you notice that? Blink, blink, blink, blink. So did you take, what was Lisa saying? Because I took it as Lisa having done an interview or something and shit-talking Angie and then already being on the defensive before Angie even said anything. Or do you think they cut something? That was funny. She's like, yeah, I just wanted to get out of hand because I don't even do press.

I haven't even done anything. Like, I haven't even talked to press. Yeah, I don't know. I just, I was sort of like, I wasn't thinking too hard about this line. I just sort of had it as like Lisa just like they're coming at her all the time about, I think she's anticipating that they're going to accuse her of like spinning the reunion one way. And she's like, I'm not gonna spin it like, I don't even talk to the press about it, I guess. Yeah, and you know what, like listening to your comments, like you and Mary Whitney above my face. I mean, come on, like bad surgeon. Like, I didn't even get a face left.

Okay, like, what are you guys talking about? She's like, but I didn't say that. And then we see a reunion clip of them saying, wow, you've had some pretty good doctors, I guess. And Angie being like, or not so good doctors. I am Greek. I mean, Angie was sort of caught on that one. But that was also so crazy when it was like, it was just like Lisa in Miami just doing a selfie. And Whitney just extrapolates this entire story of like,

she went down there to get a new face because there's lots of surgeons in Miami. I'm like, what? How do you draw that out of just a stupid selfie? And also, there's like lots of plastic surgeons literally across the country at this point. They're everywhere. It's not like you have to go to Miami to get a facelift.

It's also just such an odd stone for a housewife to throw in a glass house house. Yes. You know? This is real high. housewives, of course you're having surgeries. That's part of it. It's just part of it.

So we see people saying hi. Cynthia checks in with Vicki. And Vick is like, who are you? She goes, oh, that's me. It's Cynthia Bailey. She's like, oh, yeah, I didn't know who you are. Am I supposed to know who you are? And she says, no one recognizes me.

I have to tell everybody. Am I really that unrecognizable? They're like, yeah. She says, what if you took your glasses off? At least that way I know who I'm talking to. At least that way I'll know who's ignoring me at this party. That would be great. I mean, while across the room, Louis, I was like,

do we ever figure out who Vicky is tonight? I mean, from the looks of it, she looks like a non-cabre singing slut. And Giselle's like, oh, yeah, Vicki's, I thought she was a nun, because just to remind everyone, Vicky is supposed to be Jackie O. Which, it's not very very, It's not very apparent from her outfit. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. So Lisa, back to Lisa's argument.

She's like, that was really mean, you guys talking about my face. It was mean girls' shit. Now, there's like, what's mean girl shit? The way you treat me, I agree. I agree that is some mean girl shit. Lisa Marlow, out, that hurt. No, no, she said she thought, she said she now got a facelift. That's what she said.

So there's like, well, I'm just like, well, I never accused her of that, but if she looks so good, I mean, it's also impossible to imagine that she didn't get one. And Heather's like, yeah, it's so harmful. Like, if you don't got one for people to say that you got one, that could ruin people's lives. I can't tell you how many lives have been devastated by facelift rumors. Mr. Petrucci, we have to call you in.

The rumors online are, there's just too much heat around your face. We can't have someone with a secret facelift here It hurts rental car, so we're going to have to let you go. How dare you? Accus me if I make a facelift. So, Portia sees them arguing, and she's like, oh, my God, they're on one. And she says, yeah, I try to stay out of it. Because it seems like people, you know, like a lot of people are on one person,

so then I'll start sticking up for that person, then I'll probably be wrong about that too, so whatever. Yeah, and so Portia's like, yeah, Lisa is the one representing Salt Lake City for the 20th anniversary, and y'all want to make her look like a piece of shit. Because they're jealous. They are jealous. I mean, there's no city that works harder to make moments happen than Salt Lake City. So, like, when you've put all that time and effort to be called up to, you're basically trying out for the Olympics and you don't make it, they have a tough time with it. Yeah, so Kyle comes up and tries to see what's going on in this argument. And Lisa's like, yeah, they're just like trying to make me look bad because like, whatever. And Heather's like, don't talk to Kyle. Talk to us, Lisa. Talk to us. You weren't even in this discussion. You also walked into this discussion. This was Angie and Lisa until you butted in there to start yelling about nothing.

Also, when Kyle approaches, she says, um, As she walks up to it, she's like, oh, is that the one that's mad at Lisa? Is that the one who feels this? And I was like, Kyle, you are such a bitch. Because Kyle knows exactly who everyone is. I love Kyle pretending like she has no idea. No idea who Heather is. No idea who Angie Kay is.

No idea who this person. She's like, is that the one? Kyle's saying, is that the one? Is the classic mean girl Kyle thing? Now, are Heather, is Heather acting in a way that she deserves some, like, mean girl shit coming her way? Absolutely. But Kyle, for as much as she always proclaims that she's a girl's girl, and for much as she's always like, how could you say I'm not a good friend? And she pulls this move where she's pretending like she doesn't even watch Salt Lake City. She just sort of only vaguely has heard of them.

I was like, get out of here, Kyle. Is that the one who's mad at Lisa? Come on. Yeah. No, they're at the show that people haven't been calling boring for four years in a row because you're still on it. Okay. All right. Seriously.

See literally. Just I was like, these ladies are something. They cry, they laugh, then they scream, then they cry, then they laugh, then they scream. And Lisa's like, well, there's the same thing I've been through for six months. Like I'm not doing this anymore. I can't do this anymore. Six months. How about nine years?

years. And so Heather said, you know, also don't forget, you also said her husband did circle jerks. Yes, that is correct. You did say that. And Heather's like, and now you're saying, but you said her husband does circle jerks. And now, and now you've said that. And Lisa's like, okay, well, welcome to my life, Kyle. Welcome to my life. And Kyle's like, what's even a circle jerk? Like, what's a circle jerk? Guys, what's a circle jerk? I don't even know. I don't even know. This one, this one over here says circle jerk. I don't know. It is a circle of guys who jerk off. My husband told me, Get your hands off me.

Do not fucking touch me. Do not fucking touch me, okay, Angie? Because she, like, tries to do the circle jerk thing on her. And others like, fuck you. Are you fucking kidding me? You didn't say circle jerks. Now you didn't say circle jerks. She said, she had shit about Monica saying your husband was gay.

And so Teresa's like, um, what's a circle jerks? And, cause like, um, it's like when they say in a circle jerks. guys and they all jerk off, yeah. I learned that. I know things now. Like, yeah, but a circle jerk party? I mean, that's a real question. I mean, if, do only men do that? Do only men get together to have a circle jerk party or what? Kyle, crazy. I know about as much as circle jerks do as, as I do about the real housewives of salt lake, whatever, wherever they're from. I guess that's what goes on in Utah. Like, that doesn't happen in Jersey.

I'm like, actually, Teresa, I think you might want to. You may want to walk that one back. I feel like if anything, it probably happens more in Jersey. Yeah, because it's not gay. You know, they're going to be like, it's not gay. Like, it probably happens. Like, look behind the Paramus Mall. Kyle's like, I feel like we're literally like monks in Beverly Hills.

Like, I never know. Like, take me home. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. So Kyle goes, um, so let me ask you a question. Do you guys know who Jamie Lee Curtis is? Because she's my friend. Anyway, were you guys just like saying things to be mean to hurt each other?

Because like you don't, but you don't really mean it. Because like, if that's the case, you should apologize. Heather's like, I love them both. I love both of them. But she's lying. And his sisterhood! It's a sisterhood. And Kyle tells us that Lisa is so nice, but everybody's complaining about Lisa, so maybe there is something to it, but I don't know, but I do know this. I'm tired of being the referee of real housewives of salt like wherever.

No one asked you over here. You also walked up because you saw an argument. Yeah. And so Lisa, like, I just, I'm like, I'm not comfortable with like the, I just, I don't know, like, I'm doing like my lips right now. Okay, I just need to do my lips, okay? I just want to have fun. She's like a blind lip liner or like lip gloss. She's like, I'm just doing my lips, okay? I just need to do my lips. I run a full-on argument.

She's got a stick on her lips. Like, yeah. I just get you another drink. My God. It's like so. So now we see Portia with her little doggy. And then we see Stacy. Stacy comes up to Candace and she's like,

Hi, Stacy. I mean, hi, Candice. Sorry, I'm Stacy. Is that your actual question? It's so tall. It's so gorgeous. The jewels are just stunning. For only nine payments of $9.99, you could have it as well. I do have it. Yes, this is my actual crown. The hair is from Teresa's wedding. But the crown is mine. So then we see Luann, and she's like talking to Cynthia. Hey, Cynthia, let's get this party started. So they go over to the dance floor. And then Luanne starts dancing the way they do in like Grand Theft Auto. like this weird herky jerky thing. Or like, you know, in movies, a lot of times

when they're filming, like, dancing, they can't actually have dancing playing because it, like, interrupts the audio. So they just dance in no music. And that's like what Luann's doing. It's just like, I think there's a beat in here somewhere. Three, four, seven, nine. And she's like, so what do you think of all these girls?

We're all right. We're in three, four time now. I'm a musician. I know what that is. Oh, eight two. Eight two. We're switching over. Jette.

That's right. I added some ballet into it. All right. We're two over pie. That's the time signature. Get it, DJ. Two over pie. 3.1.146,

3.9.8.2.1. So she asked Cynthia how everything is good. A, B, 10, 11, DG. By the way, one thing, proof that people forget things. when we're talking about Nini forgetting people's names and saying, I couldn't have done it without, you know, Shiree and Kim. And also, I have to thank all my friends who got me here like Portia.

Nini does not mention Cynthia in her little speech. And Cynthia's like, that's bad. How do you not mention Cynthia? I can understand missing Lisa, but Cynthia? Well, Cynthia wasn't an OG. Didn't she come in season two or three? But Nini gave flowers to Portia too. Oh, that's true.

I guess because Porsche is the one on the main cast. I don't know. But yeah, I guess that is bad. And so is this where we see shots of the friendship contract? It's crazy. Oh, no, that's later. So Lou is telling Cynthia that she's having a great time. But you know, Vicki, she's a bit of a trip.

Let me come on. Have you seen her over there? It's not like I don't like her. I mean, I respect her. You know, she was here. But, gosh. I mean, I don't know. You know what's like. Where's Ashley anyway? What is she supposed to be?

I know she's a man, but I'm not really sure which man. You know what I mean? What's he doing on there? They just show Ash Top over there in the corner. And then Kim goes and says hi to Derek Blanks. She's like, hey, I like the pictures. Hey, you know, in my move, my photo, our alter ego photo got ruined. Yeah, I need to get another one. Okay. My kids don't believe me that I ever had a photo like this. He's like, hey, don't worry. if you can get me on TV I will take the photo for you

Oh, that's right, Derek. Thank you so much, baby. So then Nini is taking a picture with some girls in her crown falls and Kim's like, oh God, the fuck, Nini, I'm done. I mean, your hair looks great, bitch. You fucking amazing, bitch. God damn.

And so Marlowe pulls Nini to talk and Nini's like, okay, well, you haven't talked. to me this whole time. She's like, yeah, well, I don't have. And she's like, well, but you haven't even said shit to me. She was like, well, I did. I've, I came over here right now. She's like, no, you did not. Not today. It's been months, months since we talked. And I was like, well, I do apologize on my end. Do you apologize on your end too, Nini? And she's like, um, absolutely. I apologize if you feel any kind of way, okay? Because I don't want you to feel

classic apology. And so they kind of hug, I guess. Not really hug, but they make up. I don't even remember what their fight was over, to be honest. Because Marlowe didn't call Nini. Yeah, they've had bigger ones for sure. This was just like a little baby one. So then Lisa and talks to Kyle.

And she's like, Kyle, do you think I handled that well with this all like City Girls? And she's like, oh my God, are you okay? That was crazy. It's like watching so many people without IMDBs argue. I just don't know what to do. Yeah, who is the one that was talking to again? She's not a housewife, is she? So Lisa says, you know, what happens with like the girls?

Is that like, I don't know, like, first of all, I don't want them to see me cry. Because if I cry, if they see me cry, then they win. Oh, you know, with my girls, they just can't be happy for me. I have to like have a wall up because they're not going to kill my Enjoy, okay? Like, you can hide out with Blake and Ben so many times, but they will never be happy for you. And Vicki's there, and she's like, this is sick. It's just sick how they've treated you. Absolutely disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. I'm sick. And so then Mary sees her and she's like, oh my God, is she crying? And Heather's just eating her hair like, oh my God, should I go back up to her guys? Should I go up right now?

Cammer's here. Is anybody watching me? And then we go onto the party and Heather goes up to Candace and fangirls. She's like, oh my God, you are so amazing. I'm such a fan girl of you. I'm your biggest supporter. What did that come from? Maybe it's because Traders was airing.

And so Heather was like getting on the Traders bandwagon. So then Giselle then has like a Potomac moment. So she, she gathers the OGs. She has like, well, she has like, Ashley and Robin there. And Stacey's there too. And she's, and Candace is not sitting in the sofas at this moment. So Giselle is saying, I love the fact that as we celebrate 20 years of the Real Housewives period, that three OGs sit here from Potomac.

Like, I love that. I look at like the first scene of you, Ashley, when you were in a, or Robin, when you were in a wedding dress, which is crazy. And we do see that, like, for Hopkins, first scene was in a wedding dress. And it's also crazy to think that we had to then sit for like six years waiting for her to actually get married in that dress. I'm not even sure she was that dress. It's not great luck to be starting off the show getting married, I guess, or in a wedding dress. It's like a bad omen.

So Candace comes over, and she's like, oh, I'm sorry. What's happening over here? Of course they didn't. Of course, they're leaving me out, but I'm here. I'm here. Hello, ladies. Yeah, so they sort of have this moment, like Golden Girls eating cheesecake and having a clip show.

They're like, I remember that time when that happened. Remember the Whig Shift, ah, remember the Pizza Gate, da, remember all those things, ah. Remember when we took a pizza to Karen's house? So they talk about Karen and how she's not there because she's She's baby stepping her way back into public life. You know, it was rough what Karen went through. And she's still not being recognized for being the person that brought Wi-Fi to Surrey County.

And until people get some goddamn respect, I don't blame her. So the Potomac girls talk a little bit and Giselle tells us they are a sister hood. And maybe we get messy, but we have our bond, no matter if you're on the show or off the show, Like, Candice, thank God, we still have our bond. And Wendy especially has a bond, a bail bond. So then Candice is, we just see flashbacks, et cetera. So now Teresa goes to check it on Vicky. Are you okay?

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I don't feel good. I don't feel good. There's nothing to do here. I'm invisible. I feel ugly. You're not ugly.

You're not ugly. Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go have dinner. I'm with or without anybody. I don't even care. I don't even care who's there. I'm just gonna have dinner by myself because nobody likes me. I'm out of here.

Yeah, and so Vicky is like, I mean, I really wasn't talking to anybody, and people weren't talking to me. I don't think they're like going to miss me if I leave. And like, I can't wait to get to the car and get to the hotel by myself and play the quiet game by myself. Take a bath.

Put some really great lotions on and go night night. So Kyle comes over. It's like, I'm gonna go. I've been tired. I want to take this fucking wig off. I should have. And now I'm crabby and I want to go home. I'm going, I'm leaving.

And no one says, well, you should stay, Vicky. They're both like, okay, bye, Bucky. But Teresa's gonna go with her. Get out of here, bye. Commercials, here comes one right now. And then they're like, Kyle's like adjusting Vicki's wig because it's all messed up and her wig has been messed up all night. In fact, she's really bad with wigs in general.

And then they do a flyer, Flashback to the Bunko Party episode of this show where Vicki's wig was messed up. I'm like, wow. I mean, this show is really just a whole bunch of flashbacks. But now you're flashing back to the show, the show itself. It's like a clip show having a clip of another clip show. Yeah. Are we running on empty?

Yeah. Kind of. I mean, you guys don't need to make 9 million episodes if you don't have anything more than people saying hi, you know. So then, not that I'm complaining. clips I don't even mind because I just think they're all hilarious. I laugh every time they show a clip because I've watched them, you know, I'm sure we both watched them all. So they're so funny to me, but it's the like, hello, how you doing? So Vicky is out of here, needing to give the final cheers to the party. And now it's a new day and the ladies are on the bus outside the hotel. We've been sitting here a while. We have a plane to catcha. Where's Lisa Barlow? Oh, well, Sprinter van drama. Here it is.

So Lisa Barlow is pulling a Lisa Hoxstein thing. Or Lisa Hachstein, as Louan would call her. And they, she is late. Or they're all getting upset. As the French would say. Heather probably didn't get that one. And by the way, let's not forget that Giselle is most likely super fresh off of, the plain drama from Colorado.

And so now she's like, uh-uh, I'm not doing this again. I'm not missing another flight. I'm not dealing with this, which, by the way, I just have to say, I still think that Colorado season finale was one of my all-time favorite real housewives season finale. It was just, it was just, oh, it was, I feel bad for everyone who thought that was a boring and sad episode, because I thought that was just one of the most amazing things we've ever seen.

But anyway, I digress. They are all cranky, justifiably so, because they, there's a snowstorm coming in, and if they don't get this flight, there's a chance that they are not gonna be able to get a flight out of Atlanta and we'll have to take a nine-hour bus ride down to Miami. Yeah, and Porsche is like, 20 minutes have gone by,

30 minutes have gone by. There's no way she's this late to a flight we're supposed to catch right now. And then Lisa comes, okay. Now, before I even start, I have to say, 30 minutes isn't that bad for a real house one. Okay, that said, this is fucking obnoxious, and I would just leave without her.

I can't believe that they're sitting here waiting for one person. I would get the fuck out of there and tell her to take a van. Oh, the thing is this though, Bravo is like, we would rather miss the flight and have all these women mad at Lisa than to get there on time and just smooth sailing. Bravo is like, yes, she's late. Well, never forget what Jules Ayrne told us. Never forget.

Do you remember what I'm about to say? that Bravo You say it Yeah Jules Aaron told us when she was when she was on the show 14 years ago

she said You know what they do They say they say the cause late And then you're like stuck And then like you know You arrive late And then everyone gets mad of you

But she said That their trick is that they make People show up late And then they can't say Why they're late on the show Because it was production And then everyone's mad at them And the drama unfolds

And, you know, so that's why I'm like, that's why that's why production is not leaving without Lisa. And by us, I mean the internet. Jill Zarin recently told us, yeah, all right, here I am with an ice cream cone. Do you see? It's a vanilla cone with vanilla in there. I didn't want that. Okay? I wanted chocolate in the vanilla cone.

So I said, get me a chocolate. Can I have a chocolate please in the vanilla cone? And she said, no. That's what she said. Okay, she said no to me. And then she says, we don't do that. And then look, I'm doing this for you, brand, ice cream brand. Okay, I hope you're watching this.

This is what the menu says. It says, ice cream in a cone of your choice. Okay, so I don't know why this girl couldn't do a proper ice cream cone for me, but I hope you rethink how you're doing business over there because this is disgusting. Jill Zeran out. Zerun out. Was she in France or something? Where was she when she did that video?

This was that what happened over the weekend. The two things that happened. I was burying my head in my hands. Like, oh, God. The two bombshells from the weekend are that CT and Phaedra are actually dating and that Jill Zarin had an ice cream fiasco. Yeah. So that was that.

So, Giselle is... I'm going, of course, leave it to Reddit to be like, uh-uh, actually, they did not say that they would do a cup of your choice or a cone of your choice. they say the chocolate comes in the chocolate and the vanilla comes in the vanilla and that's just how they do it and you don't get to special order stuff and that's how the chef

intended it to be and that is how it should be. I mean, I read hundreds of comments about this ice cream comment and I was just cracking up. People are so funny to me. Loved it. That's the power of Reddit.

So anyway, Lisa comes on and Giselle is not happy with her and Giselle's like, Lisa, why are you late? Why are you late? Why are you late? I do, like, this was, I was cracking up. I was like, okay, this show, this entire season of flashbacks has been worth it for this moment.

I'm just, just clapping. It's not a clap back. It's a clap forward. She's basically telling me, so what the fuck is wrong with you, you know? And he's like, I'm not even going to answer that. I'm not going to answer. It's like, but why? She's like, we've been waiting for you and it's rude as fuck gosh.

She's like, okay, I'm not answering. I'm not going to answer, okay? I don't need this. And she's like, well, please, please, please. apologize to the group. She's like, no, I don't need a directive. I don't need it. No, no. I was like, oh, Lisa, you are fucking it up. You are with the heavy hitters of Brava right now, and you are still, you're still the new girl here. You've got to, like, these people are on your side against, like, the vicious members of your cast. You have to, you have to be nice to them, and you have to apologize right now. Yeah, who doesn't say sorry the second you walk on the, Lisa. I mean, of course. But she's getting defensive because just, is immediately like, you apologize.

You apologize right now. It's like, no, you can't, you're not the boss of me. Okay? So you know what? I'll do it on my own. You know, I don't like being forced to apologize, because that's not real. So like, I like sincere apologies.

So I'm gonna do it when it's sincere, okay? Later, after I sincerely do my lips, because like, they're horrible. I was up at 4.30 in the morning, you guys. It was crazy. Yeah. And so, and then Giselle's like, well, muster it up, boo. Muster it up. Muster up your sincere apology.

And Kyle's like, yeah, I don't really understand why she can't. So did you get a clam? She goes, yeah, but you know what? That's not why I'm late. I got up at 4.30 this morning and I started packing. But, you know, like, I had to pack up my shit, but then there was a makeup artist and she had all her shit in my room, too. So I had to wait for her to get a lift and come over because it's, like, rude to just leave her there.

Like, I can't just, like, leave my makeup artist. Like, I don't do that. I'm sorry. It does not take that much time to pack up your bag. The hardest part is the initial pack. When you're going out of town, you've got to decide what goes in the bag, what doesn't go in the bag, what can fit, what doesn't fit. But once you've made your initial pack, going from place to place, it's like a set amount of stuff. So it just goes in the bag.

So it does not take more than 20 minutes to do it. So this is all a lie. So, Giselle's like, well, this is rude. It's rude if we, and it's rude if we miss our flight. That's what's rude. And she's like, but everybody wants to make it to the airport, so I guess we should just go. And she tells us, last I heard the flight was leaving at 11.

So, I mean, did I feel a sense of urgency to wake up at 4.30 in the morning and, like, wake up my glam team and make sure that they're all ready? Like, no, not at all. But you just said you did wake up at 4.30, so. Which is it? Which is a Barlow? And Giselle's like, it's not the seven of us, ah. We've got 100 people traveling with us.

It's as a road show. Like our EPs are here. If someone disrespects that time, they're disrespecting what we are doing. And he's like, I don't feel like I need to justify anything. We all travel differently. Seven people with seven different styles.

Like, for instance, like your style is to make it to the airplane on time. My style is to be late and take a different airplane. That's it. Sorry. Can't pop a vein about it. Sorry. And so,

I was like, oh, now I get while these Salt Lake City girls are piss That's why they don't like her. And now I get it, how self-absorbed are you? Wow. So, I mean, she's got a point on this one, you know? Damn, Lisa. Yeah.

Can't stand up for you there, dummy. So they make it to Miami. And by the way, Alexia and Marisol are going to be on Watch Whatch It Happens Live, I think, like, next week or something like that. Andy just tweeted out, like, tweet me your questions for Alexia Marisol. So I feel like that's a good sign. I'm hoping that they announce that, like, Miami's going back into production something like please don't don't don't do this too don't like have them on and then

not tell us the show's coming back like that's just cruel but um they get to they get to Miami and they get to their hotel and uh they're very happy and then they're offered drinks called old Cubans and Luwian's like oh wow an old Cuban you know I'll take an old Cuban I'll take a young Cuban I'll take a Mark Cuban any kind of Cuban will do okay hit it Gloria three two one Come on, baby, mama, baby. Old Cubans for Luad. I love Cubans of all ages.

I love the men. I love the hats. I love the cigars. Don't you want old Cuban for me tonight? Boom, bum, bum, bum. Thank you. Wow. Old Cubans, young Cubans, white Russians.

Hell, I've even done a girl named Margarita. No complaints there. Am I right? The point is I love women from communist regimes. So then, uh, So now Kyle is forgetting stuff. Vicki's working, working, working. We're in the hotel, by the way.

So Giselle goes over to Luz Room and she's like, what's up? What are we doing? She's like, well, I just talk to Mary Sol. She's so excited for us to get there. I don't know if you know her, but she looks cockies. We're going to go to the beach. I don't know if you know anything, but Mary Soul doesn't play sports. It's hilarious.

hilarious. It's going to be great. Luan's the only person who calls her Mary Sol. Everyone else is like Marisol. But I guess, I mean, that's just like, I guess that's a real moment of endearment because there's, Luann also the only one who calls Sonia, Sonia. So she's Sonia and Mary Sol.

And Lisa Hotstein. So she's like, yes. So today we're going to be, we're invited to Lisa Hodgstein's infamous lingerie party. And then they show a clip of that. Why did they not show Adriana slapping Joanna Joanna Crupa? I'm not sure. Or at least or at least, was it like Bo from Big Brother or getting thrown into the pool? Like it was such a random, that party was crazy.

So then Luan is like, like Marisol, so she's going to be a referee. Oh, yeah, cockies, you know all this. We talked about this already. But anyway, let's talk about Lisa. She was late, right? And, you know, I don't like people that are late unless it's me being late for my own Halloween party where I'm going to perform and Bethany's getting mad. Because when Bethany gets mad, it's worth being late.

Fix your character. Like you just thought it was okay to wait for you, for us to wait for you. That is disrespectful. So now we see Lisa go to Teresa's, and Teresa's doing her own makeup. So Lisa comes in and she's like, hi, Tay, hi. Hi. You know what? I've never seen anybody or anything like it, doing your makeup.

You're so talented. You're so amazing. Look how you're doing your makeup. And Teresa won't talk to her because she's doing her lips. She's just staring straight ahead. And Lisa just stands her with this huge smile. because she's trying to keep someone on her side. You know, she's like really going overboard.

Teresa's like, uh, thank you. That's how. It's really frosty, thank you. And then Orsia joins Luann and Giselle. And she's like, you guys are having tea without me, what? She's like, here's the thing about Lisa. So I got some of this from some of her cast. You know, she's just gonna keep on going.

She becomes totally defiant. So even though she knew in that moment, it just needed like, and I'm sorry, but like, yeah, like, you know, know, like, she just needs to be like, I'm sorry, you guys all waver me, you know? But instead of doing that, she kept on saying, I'm going to apologize what I want to. Well, now this is, this is all coming, you know, around. And we're thinking about this and with her cast and how everybody's saying the same thing about her.

And you know, is she pulling the wool over our eyes? And that wraps it up for our Real Housewives Ultimate Girl Strap Girls. We will be back next week with some more And join us a little later today For some below deck action We'll talk to you next time Bye Bye

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