Watch What Crappens - #3539 RHONY S16E2 Part Two: One Good Bessette Summer Left

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

This is part 2 of 2Real Housewives of NY brings Carole back to staplegun her car ceiling back into place as she celebrates being back on the bestseller list again because of Epstein and Ryan Murphy. Jessel just wants to know if ghosts can be bitches but can’t get an answer before she’s accused of being mean to Martha Stewart’s botox guy. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to watch what happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.

So Haley actually says it best. She goes, I honestly, I black out when she talks to me. Like, I really don't know what she's saying half the time because I'm just so bored. She's like freaking strawberry jam. And they're like, what? What's wrong with strawberry jam? And she's like, you know, you know the jam on the table? You ever go to a diner in this jam?

And you don't care about the jam. It's just like jam. It's just there. You'd take her a little bit. I thought that was such a good. At first, I was confused when she said that she was like strawberry jam, but then when she actually contextualized it as just like the generic jam that's on the diner, I thought that was so funny.

But then I also love when Erica's like, honestly, sometimes I put it on my toasts. I love I mean, is that weird to like jam? I mean, I have jammed tacos. I always have time for a taco. She's like, well, yeah, sometimes,

I mean, Daisy and I, we're salt. Like, too much, you get hypertension. Like, you can't handle it. But Aaron's just jam. She's so boring. I'd rather read a book. And I love that, like, that like the book is the second,

second most boring thing. She's like, she's so bad I'd actually like to read a book. I'd rather read Carol's book to be specifically. And they're like, oh, wow. Damn. But it's great. It's just great to have a cast member call out Aaron for this at last when we, the audience, have been enduring it for so long.

It's like, thank you for addressing this on screen. We're not crazy here. Yeah. So Daisy's like, oh, my gosh, he called her boring, boring? I'd rather you call me like a bad mother than be called boring. Well, by the episode people, by the end of the episode, people probably know. Yeah. Because her husband's like, are you going to do anything for this child?

She's like, I'm busy. No. You do it. So then. So, Haley's like, it doesn't add. I'm going to call her Jamie McJamster. So now it's like, things going on around New York City. Jessel gets an invitation.

Sy gets a cab. And then, Haley, there's like a Taco Bell drive-thru window. just like an actual window on the sidewalk and she goes up and gets her Taco Bell and she's like, okay, honk, honk, I'll see you later because I'm in a car as a drive-thru. Okay, bye. And I like that she's trying to make it look like, look at me, I'm so fun, I go to Taco Bell. Would you like sauce? Sure. What kind? You choose, girl. They're like, we only have strawberry jam. Stop pretending. What are you going to put that on a protein bar? Get out of here. So now we go to size apartment. And she's talking to her lawyer. And she's like, I want to go on the statement.

And that works. All right? Here's what we got. House. Car. Car. House. Kids. What do the kids spend? What do the kids want? Jesus. This is hard. Fucking David. I'll tell you this. I've learned from my next marriage. We're getting to pre-nup. And then we go to Daisy's apartment. And the whole gang is at home. Eugene, her husband, is there helping their son Quentin with a spelling bee. And Quentin spells. beginner wrong, which, you know, will be a problem. And then Daisy's like, do you want to have wine, Eugene? And Eugene does not want to drink, which we know is an issue for her because he pretended like he liked to drink when they first met. And Daisy's like...

She's like... She's let her. Yeah. And she's one of the... Or she was just too drunk. Were you sure that you don't want like a little tiny bench with me? I can put it on ice for you. Oh, my God.

Just drink your own drink. No, I don't want it. hate that. And she's like, Eugene and I have been married for 10 years, and our main priority is Quentin, and we definitely have different personalities. Eugene is like definitely more structured,

and I am the opposite. And then we see like a montage of him being like, hey, by the way, you didn't close the front door. Oh, you didn't close the window properly. Oh, you lit the coffee table on fire and left the apartment. So we don't have an apartment anymore. So don't do that again. Thanks.

Yeah, I mean, when it's good, it's good. But like, when I live the refrigerator, door open or something then, it's not good. Then I have to hear about it for weeks. Irresponsibility. People who aren't into irresponsibility really piss me off. I'm saying that right now. And pick up a kid from school.

How's what I know? You do it. So they start talking about having a date night and Daisy's kind of blowing him off. And then he like wants to schedule like a vacation or some time or whatever. And she's like, I can't, you know, I can't with my. my schedule. I can't clear my schedule. It's hard. I can't do it. And then she's like, he's like, well, what about doing something tomorrow? She's like, oh, my God, I forgot. I can't do it tomorrow. So just showing that like, you know, the point of the scene is that he's trying to get time with her.

But he's also maybe being a little unreasonable because her, she's on Martha's schedule and she never knows when her schedule is going to be like what her schedule is going to be until like a day or two earlier. And he's getting frustrated because he wants to plan things out because that's like his vibe. Yeah, but he wants a family trip And you're like, I can't go on a family trip Because Martha, what is Martha going to need? Because she only works for Martha. So she's a market, Martha's back and called.

Someone else is just going to have to do the, you know, someone else can do Martha Stewart's face for a week. Yeah, you can do it. Yeah. Yeah. Good snoop in there. Yeah, exactly. So she says that she and Eugene like bump heads, you know,

and Eugene's a hairstylist and his, you know, his schedule is more consistent. But, you know, sometimes as a result, she and Eugene are like two ships passing in the night. And, you know, oh, well. So then Eugene does like... Being an hairstylist is like being an accountant and being a makeup artist is being like an on-call emergency room worker, I guess. Yeah. I'm not really sure why that would be so crazy different, but I guess because she has that one client.

And it's Martha. Martha! I'm like you know of her, but her name is Martha. But Daisy has a workaround for this, her crazy schedule. which is that she says that she has installed doggy cameras all around the apartment. And so she just checks in on the cameras when she's remote. And she's like, I could be in Paris climbing the Eiffel Tower with Martha. And then I'm searching the camera.

And I'll be like, Quentin, what are you having for breakfast? Tell Daddy to call me, you know, the norm. So I love that there's just like this disembodied voice of Daisy, like going through the apartment, just spying on everyone who's there. Just a robot mom. And while they're showing the kid on the couch spelling, with the dad. He's like, beginner, B, A, B, M, L,

oh. It's like, that was green, honey. And he just ignores her and high fives his dad. So that's her, that's their thing. And then we go to Mizant, M-O-L-L-L-L-L-Oz for Daisy's Brudge. Woo-hoo! This, by the way, winds up being a burleste. brunch. And if you heard my, oh, I don't know if you heard, I don't know, maybe it's on the upcoming Salt Lake City recap, or maybe it was on something that we already did. But I'm just going to reiterate,

don't need performances with my brunch. I'm barely awake. Please, please don't put a burlesque performer in front of me while I'm just trying to sit my cold brew. So they are, they all gather at this at this table where they all have assigned seats and everything. And everyone, Eugene calls Daisy to ask if she turned off the electricity and locked the door before she left. She's like, yes, yes, I did. She's like, yeah, I let the curling iron and the gas on. Jesus Christ, he sought the place on fire one time and he never leaves you alone about it.

My guy, my right? So Erica is talking about how he sleeps alone because anchor. is on a business trip and she's like, oh, and I have to stick all of my valuables outside the bedroom door so a burglar will take that and just leave without disturbing me. And then I go knife. I sleep with a knife. This was Erica's best scene in the episode, I thought. She's like, so this is what I do. Because I'm just kind of like, you know, burglars, they just want the goods, right? So what I do is I gather all of his watches, and I put them in a box, and I put them out my door, and then I lock the door, and I take a knife, and I put it under the pillow, and I sleep that way.

And we see her doing this, and she just puts this box out. Like, it's like one of those lazy trick-or-treater homes where it's just like, take whatever you want, kids. It just has it out there. I'm like, well, okay, well, I guess now all the thieves of New York City know where to get their goods. No kidding. It's like the most convenient place to go steal now. Yeah.

She just has a little sign there. It's all rented. It's all rented. So she tells us that her husband is the CEO and founder of Built Rewards, and he travels a lot for work. And he doesn't even know that she does this. And he would think she's a psycho. But it's her little secret guys. It's time for a commercial.

It's time for a crappin's commercial. So now everyone starts coming, and they're like, oh, my God, what's wrong with Sai? What's wrong with Sa? Does anybody know? Well, everyone's going through shit. and it's nice to help you're friends around when you are, you know, because guys, like, whatever size is going through, my house is gone. All right.

I'm wearing. And whatever you're going through, I've had it worse. And Erica's like, is this the one in the Hamptons or the one or the one here? She says, no, it's my house in the Hamptons. I sent an architect over because it's that bad. And he goes, I had a house in New Orleans and it was pummeled by Hurricane Katrina. in your house looks like that. So just everyone just take that in for a moment.

I basically need to reach out to FEMA. It's tough. It's tough. So whatever side is going through, it just wants you to know that I'm going through something else and I said it first. So now Jessel comes and Aaron starts rolling her eyes and they're both giving each other like housewives. And Jess is like, I thought I called pest control,

but the pest is back. Roaches are really hard to clear. New York City. Am I thrilled to be at a lunch with her? No. Do I hope that Daisy doesn't see me next to her? Yes. Who says I'm boring? Wasn't that hilarious? So then...

This is Bahamas, Katrina? Almost. Almost. So Slite comes, and they all yell surprise at her. She's like, oh, why? What are we celebrating? Fuck, surprise. Wow. Surprise. You're getting divorced. Wow, congratulations. You're alone. Hey, hey. Woohoo, surprise. You're going to be paying David fucking alimony for the rest of your goddamn life.

Where's my cake? Erica's like, I have no idea what we're doing here, but like, whatever, Daisy said it was bottomless brunch. And I was like, okay, say less. I'm in. And then I ate the taco that I had stashed under my husband's pillow. And then Haley. I think that it's Aaron that says this, because they're like, oh, my God, guys, it's brunch. What are we going to order? right there and it's like, um, I don't even care. You guys order stuff because, like, I'm literally fine to share. It's brunch. You don't share brunch.

You don't share brunch. Brunch is not a brunch. No, no, you can do. What are you going to share an omelet? No, you can share like a muffin tray or something like that. This is not like the Hyatt in brunch. Table pancakes are fine. Like, I find that sometimes there'll be like a, like, if there's something that we all want,

but like none of us want to just take it on ourselves, like a table of french toast or a table pancakes. But generally speaking, yeah, it's not a family style thing. It's kind of like, it's like you get your own eggs. That's just how it is. I'm glad you clocked that because I definitely did not notice her. That she said that. And now that you brought it to my attention, I'm like furious. I was upset. So Haley is saying she doesn't, she's like, I don't even know what's going on. I smoked my entire cartridge and a nug of weed. And it's only a nug because it was an and now it swindled down to a nuk because I smoked half of it. I smoke weed.

Do you got it? Very, very edgy. Yo, do you guys hear the song that I, like my new favorite song? My favorite karaoke song goes like this. I smoked a nug before brunch because I got high. And I went to Taco Bell drive-thew because I got high. I broke my corks through last week because I got high. because I got high, because I got high.

Isn't that funny, guys? Pass that touch. Pass that touch. Pass that touch. Am I right? So Carol comes, she's like, oh, hi, everyone, I'm Carol. And Carol Cies Sy, like,

Oh, hi, sign. I met you once before. How are you? And she's like, actually, we met more than once. Oh, we did? Yeah, we met more than one time. Oh, because I remember when we met at that, that influencer thing. Yeah, and then we met again.

And Carol just stares into her ace and doesn't give it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you were the, yeah, yeah, you were the person I ran into in the past six months. That's great. Good to see you again. Besides, like, I was in front of your building. It was right in front of your building. She goes, oh, in front of my building. Okay.

Oh, it's so fun. Wow. Well, nice to see you again. Well, she decides like, well, welcome to my surprise party. She's like, oh, a surprise. I mean, I think so. I mean, what are we celebrating? I mean, I don't even really have a lot to celebrate right now.

And Carol's like, first of all, I hate brunch. Let's go to breakfast. Okay, I like breakfast. I like eggs. I don't need to drink champagne and remosa with my eggs. I don't think it tastes good. You know what I love? I love Bioli served by guys with beards that look like farmers in Brooklyn, because I'm hip.

So people make small talk and Daisy, you know, they're talking about their husbands and stuff like that. And then Cy brings up Daisy's tutor. She's like, oh, well, how's it going with you? tutor. It's 26 years old. You're flirting with your son's tutor. How's that's going? And they're like, oh my God, your son's tutor. And she's like, yeah, guys. He wrote me this text message. And it says, having a crush on a married woman is actually making me hopelessly fucking stupid. You make me feel like I'm 12 again. Isn't that hot, you guys? Wow. Just was like, 12 years old. That's a little creepy. I mean, even with Carol sitting here.

And Aaron's like, oh my God, Aaron's like just like reading her eyes or just like why that you know that she's just like finding a way that she's going to spin this and gossip about it. Like cut the next week. I mean, it's like kind of crazy, right? I mean, she's like texting with like a tutor. Like really, who does that? So Aaron is now reading, now Aaron's reading some of the texts that this tutor had sent. And and the guy said, if I actually ever implode, I'm probably going to want to completely cut ties. And Erica's like. like, whoa, saying I'm going to implode is crazy. That's an orgasm. Ah. No. No, it's not. Imploding is not an orgasm. Exploding would be an orgasm.

Unless your wiener was pointed backwards, which, you know, I guess could happen. Maybe you have an orgasm like on top of a rock or something. I don't know. So anyway, this whole thing of the tutor sending her all these love messages is weird. And so everyone's looking at her like, oh, she's like, what? It's like, well, maybe you should tell him, no, I'm married. She's like, why would I do that? Like, I don't, I don't how to do that. Like, why would I do that? Like, why would I do that? Like, I can't do that. Well, they're also like, did you respond to it? And she's, and Haley's like, she pressed love on it.

So she, Daisy gave this thing, does totally inappropriate text message, a heart. And, and then, like, Aaron's, like, trying to grab the phone and be like, wait, wait, I want to see it. I want to see it. And then they're like, no, no. And then, like, in the madness of this, like, trying to rest the phone away, they realize they've been recording it on a voice memo, everything they've been talking about. And they all start to scream. And they're like, cancel the voice memo. Cancel the voice memo.

DET has two addictions. Shopping and attention. So, um, And Jassel's like, that text message sounds kind of like you're leading him on or like made out with him or like are giving him eyes or something. Like, how can he, like, be so comfortable sending that to you? I don't know about that. It's like, what? I didn't give him the green light.

And she's like, well, you need to give him like, you need to say, I'm married, sorry. She's like, yeah, no, the only way I know how to do is ghost, but like my kid still doesn't know how to spell beginning. So like. He's literally joining a spelling bee tomorrow. doesn't know how to say beginner. Like, what am I supposed to do? So, they're all just like, Jess is just like looking at her like, you're absolutely crazy. Don't you dare come near my child, who's going to Tom Cruise's school? So Jessel then leans over to Sye and asks if she's doing okay and Sye's saying she's doing well. And then Aaron stands up. Because again, this is a,

it's a brunch to make sure that Sye feels better and for her to know that she's surrounded by love, She's surrounded by support, and that whatever tough times she's going through, she has got her village around her, because today is all about sigh. All right, everybody, it's me, Aaron. So I just wanted to make a toast to you. I love you. You're an amazing person. I'm so impressed by you every day. Like, you look good, you, like, smile.

You really care about your friends who are, like, suffering national tragedies, like, a broken water. and, you know, like, I respect that. And, you know, I think it's important to be truthful about how you feel about your friends, you know? And, like, look, I'm not going to kick you out of your own party, sigh, okay? I wouldn't only kick you out if we weren't actually friends. It's not only tacky and rude. It's not funny or well-constructed. I'll say that.

It's a fail on every level, because obviously she's coming for Jessel. And Jusel's just sitting there rolling her eyes. Like, oh, God, don't regret it. I kick you out again, stupid. Yeah, and she's made this moment. This toast to sigh is actually just a way for Aaron to get her lick back, you know, by trying to humiliate Jusel. So it has actually nothing to do with Sye.

So then everyone's like, okay. And Sine's like, that was a beautiful speech. And Jassel's like, is it? Am I cheering for that? Is that what I'm doing? What just happened? That was crazy. Well, she kicked me out of her party last week,

that was a really big deal for me. Yeah, I did, because you were being loud and noxious. I was being loud, cackling hag. Oh, cackling hag, no. I forgot about cackling hag. Cackling hag? Do you give me a cackling hag? Cackling hag.

So Aaron's like, you made a speech about me and said I was not even a cackling hag. I was a snake. And Jess was like, I didn't make a speech about you, girl. She's like, no, the whole speech wasn't about me, but at the end you said something and looked right at my face. And she goes, yeah, I said, I don't like being called a snake. It's like, well, I don't even know if I called you that. I can't remember what I said, okay? But everything that I said was like in private. Well, you talked about me to so many people at the Ultimate Girl's Trip finale party. Mauna Riley didn't talk about you. Then what are you arguing about? out. Why are you bringing it up and arguing about it? Just as like, well, the thing is I didn't think

I had conflict with you in that moment. All right, well, I'll explain it to you. We have history. My dad passed away. Your dad passed away six months later. We had lunch. We had a real conversation. I felt connected to you. And then we kind of kept in touch, but not really captain touch. And like, I checked on you. Or like, if I saw you in person, I'd be like, how are you doing? And you'd be like, okay, but like, that's not even what we had in that moment. So it's like, why are you acting distant after that moment? Your complaint is you said, how are you doing? And she said, okay, you have nothing as usual.

Or maybe it's just that, like, maybe Jessel, like, she thought, I mean, she may have thought, like, okay, we are closer now. And then when she reached out with Jessel, it was like a little frosty or, like, it just wasn't received the way that she was expecting. But that doesn't mean you then go up and, like, tell everyone on the, the girl's trip that like Jusel's like talk shins, and it's like crappy or whatever. Commercials.

Here comes one right now. So Jessel's like, if you had issues with me with the way that I was not connecting with you, you could have just told me. You're right. To my face. Correct. Meanwhile, I hear from several different people.

You're right. I agree. No, you didn't even hear what I was saying next. You're right. You can't keep doing that. You're right. You were talking shit about me. I agree.

And I didn't say anything that was on bomb. Well, you did. You said she was obnoxious, desperate, and thirsty. I would never say that about a friend. Oh, my God. Carol, what the fuck are you doing? You don't even know, Jess. You're supposed to be my friend.

And this is probably not the best time to let her know that I also talk shit about her to you. And so Busy Carol just outed Now you're threatening To out Carol for you talking about Jessel to Carol as well But I never kick people out of my party So why did you throw me out

Because you are being rude Well let's talk about Should we talk about the dermatologist That injected me Who you treated like shit And then all of a sudden A new petty squabble is unlocked now we're on a dermatologist fight.

Will this be able to be Real Housewives of London's dentist fight? No, but it is another example of Aaron having absolutely nothing. So she's like, well, I have a dermatologist and he injects me. And then you were really mean to him at a party. And then they show a clip of this party where Jassel is supposedly really mean. And she goes, that's all that says so and so. And she's like, oh, hello. And that's it.

That's the whole clip of Jusel being horrible to this man. Yes. Someone's like, do you know this man? She's like, no. So everyone's like, you thought he was a nobody. And you treated him like a little whatever. She goes, what the fuck are you talking about? I still go to him.

And she's like, well, he told me this. She goes, well, I still go to him. Yeah. But like now you're nice to him because you found out that he does Martha's Botox. Everything goes back to him. Martha this is so stupid and fuck this dermatologist too if I found out my Botox person was doing this I would well I mean really what am I going to complain to Groupon because that's usually where I get my Botox but you know what I mean like you can't do that what do you but also like

do that's like a that's like a hooker walking away and saying that guy is a small dick like where is the what am I trying to say I guess HIPA Carol says it better she's like So many hippo laws are being broken. But also this is crazy. I mean, like, is it possible that Jusel had no idea who he was and then found out that he's not only a dermatologist, but like a dermatologist to high profile clients that made her intrigued to want to go to him because she wants to get the best dermatology that she can get? So she starts going to him and then she knows him. And now she knows him and she's nice to him because before she didn't know who he was, but now she knows who he was. So she'll be friendly to him.

Is it possible that that very logical, you know, path of. social experiences may have happened. Yeah, and why are you supposed to fall all over yourself fawning over somebody? Because they do Martha Stewart's Botox anyway. Like, I'm sorry, but you didn't win the fucking Oscar award. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Calm down.

So then Daisy's like, he's actually my dermatologist. He was mine first. And Haley's like, I mean, is this a popularity contest? Because, like, that is the cornyest shit I've ever heard. And Carol's like, I mean, no fights over. dermatologist who fights over their turban who fights with she goes who fights about

a dermatologist and then she goes and who fights with their dermatologist so Jess was like well you don't even have real friends you just invited all of your Botox people said I'm a million friends and I'm friends since I'm two okay since I'm high school

okay so who are your friends forever Who are they? She's like, they're in London. Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a feel-good lunch for me. You know, I thought this brunch was supposed to cheer me up, but I'm not feeling cheerful. But to be honest, watching these girls' fight is such a good distraction. It's like I'm not actually thinking about my own messy life right now. All right, no, let me say I'm actually taking ownership.

Now that I've just trying to ruin your reputation in front of everybody, for dermatologists everywhere, I'm truly sorry for talking shit about you, Jocelyn. Okay, I should have called you and been like, where's my friend at? Okay. Okay, well, apology accepted, and I'm sorry I threw you out of my party. It's not how I wanted it to end. All right, well, I got it, and I'm sorry.

So then Haley's like, um, can I just say one thing at the party? You were talking to Allison and said that, like, a tit broke my nose, which is true. You didn't lie about that. But like... Yeah, because I don't lie. I don't lie. But to say to a date that I've... I was till.

But by the way, I love this phrase. You said that like a tit broke my nose. So like... Yeah, and it's true. But to say it to someone that I'd like to a date that I brought, you know? She's like, well, I wasn't sure if she was the one that broke your nose. She's like, I know, but like, who would say that? Well, I was a little tipsy and I was just messing around.

So I'm sorry. Yeah, but she was. like she was like you know she's like not talking to me right now because of that so that was kind of a big deal well you didn't have to say that is what i'm saying oh my god is this an errand pile on right now because then it feels like an errand pile on really because you're the one who started the argument with yes and now you're the one you know who started this shit by doing something stupid and not just saying sorry i feel a lot of season is an erin pile on because i'm in yeah she's She needs one.

I feel like I'm a freaking deli counterworker. Giving people numbers, it's like, number seven, oh, you hate me? Okay, great. Number eight, oh, you think I'm a huge bitch? Okay, a little pastrami, a little corned beef, a little fuck you with some mustard. I got to agree with Aaron on this one. It does seem like a pilot. So then Daisy's like, okay, okay, can we talk about love story?

Because I have so many questions for you, Carol, because I'm watching this TV show. and Carol's talking about how like, yeah, everyone's been bombarding her with questions nonstop, which is her way of saying, I don't want to answer questions about this actually. And they're like, okay, got it. So here's some more questions. Yeah, but I want to know about Carolyn Beset. Like, I want to know about her. Let's just ask the question. Was Carolyn Beset a bitch? That's what everybody wants to. Carol's like, ah! This is, as a reminder, Carolyn Beset was like, Carol's best friend. Okay, here's my question about love story. Is that the only Ryan Murphy show that hasn't fucked people over in the past decade? Like, what the hell are people so excited about?

I couldn't even watch it. And I just, I didn't watch. I'm not saying it's bad. I didn't watch it because I've watched so many Ryan Murphy shows and been fucked over. I just finished the Shards. And that one really, I was, I'm so furious about that show. Where's my ending to that? Nothing?

You're giving me nothing. So I'm instantly triggered the minute they start talking about a Ryan. Murphy's show. I got very upset. Yeah. Well, you know... I was even mad about the Carolyn Beset thing. I was like, well, at least there was an ending built into that one. I mean, it was very tragic, but at least you know how that ends. You know? Right. Well,

I thought that Daisy, I mean, I mean, uh, Jessel asking Carol, if Carolyn Beset, her long dead best friend was a bitch. I defaude. I was like, People online are clutching their pearls on Twitter. They're like, this is so inappropriate. I'm like, you know what? Everyone shut the fuck up.

This is the funniest thing I've seen on Roney in two or three years. Okay. I have been waiting for a cringy Ramona moment. This is why we said, you've got to send her jessel because she says cringy shit, and they took her out of the center of the show last season. And now here she is, and she's jessling the way we want her to jessel. And for her to sit there and be like, so do your best friend who died? Was she a bitch?

Because I think we all want to know that. And Carol's like... Aram's like, Jassel, what? Jocelyn, you can't say that. It's like, well, okay, aloof. Aloof. I mean, she's very aloof. What show?

And he's like, that wasn't my question. That wasn't my question. Don't use up all of Carol's time with that stupid question. And she's like, here's my question. Was she fun? Like, would she vibe with us? Yeah. She was very fun.

She's a girl's girl. Like, before there was like a thing called Girls' Girl's Girl. I'm like, I don't know what she was like on show because I don't watch. You know, I haven't watched the show. You know, I've seen it. You haven't watched it. You haven't watched a television show where two of your best friends actually died on it, and they actually have someone depicting your husband who also died. You don't watch that. No, no, I'm not watching the show. You know, who plays me? Who plays me? Don't, you know what, don't tell me. I don't even want to die. I just don't want to know. Um, so why wouldn't you watch

watch the show, they asked. Well, I mean, okay, well, I watched four minutes the other night with my best friend, because she's like, oh my God, let's try to watch it together. And you know what? That was too much. That was just too much. So then Jassel goes, so what do you think of Carolyn Beset Summer? You know, like everyone dressing minimal again? She's like, yeah, I don't love that.

You don't love that. Carolyn Beset Summer, CBS, I mean, it's a rival network. But still, if you think about it, it's kind of cool, too, that it works out that way. Why? Why are you doing that? It's just like going back to a minute. You know, like Calvin Kind classic, like blacks, whites, white, neutrals. I mean, you're kind of doing it right now.

Look at you. CBS. Look at that. I'm, well, I just like, I don't know if I want it. It's like, because I did it yesterday. I was in black and white. I was like, oh, my God. I was like, Carolyn Beset, summer.

Carol is just like, shut the fuck up. Get this one away from me right now. Yeah, she does not like her. and then we see Tussle with her team talking about it. It's like, yeah, like, you know what? We should do something for Carolyn, for Carolyn Beset's summer, you know, minimal things. You know what I mean? I just want minimal thing.

I just want everybody looking very, very pale. All right. Carolyn Bissette summer. I wanted to be that, I wanted to be that anytime someone sees me, they just think, there she is, a vivid memory of Carolyn Bessette. Nothing but Karen beset. Can we do that, team? I'd love to make skirts that say gone too soon, but then on the back it says, question mark. She might have been a bitch, really. I mean, we don't know. So Jess is like, it's a new trend because Jusel's like, she's basically saying,

isn't it so lovely that your late friend is honored by, like, the fashion world has honored your late friend? Like, people are embracing her style. Isn't that like so cool for your late friend, but Carol's just like, can we not just like reduce the memory of my best friend into just some, you know, passing fad that was inspired by Ryan Murphy, you know? But Jess was like, what's wrong with it? It's the most amazing thing. She's a trend. Carol's like a walking human vibe diffuser. I mean, listen, if I passed away, God forbid, and someone said, Jess'll take summer and we're the most outrageous couture and jewels and look fabulous all the times and told their husbands to shut the the fuck up. You know, I'd be like, hell yeah, let's go. I mean, it's amazing. I know, I don't want that. No. No. So then you're like, okay. That's obviously, you don't want to talk about fashion. All right, let's do this. Do you not think that family is cursed? I mean, look, how many of them died. They're just like, alcoholic, dead, dad gets assassinated, mother gets cancer. They both, like,

died. I mean, that's horrible. I mean, it's a curse. One of them even died on a ski slope. Who dies on a ski slope? They are literally cursed. And Carol's like, Carol's looking over to Eric. She's like, this is too much. This is I can't do. This is too much.

That's a lot. And Eric is like, yeah, it's too much. So then Aaron's like, I mean, read the freaking room, Jessel. Not my room. My room looks like Katrina. Dude, do you not see that this is her best friend and she's still like grieving? I'm like, it's not just that. her husband, you dodo.

Does it even register to her that the tragic death of my cousin and best friend might be very upsetting to me? I want to strangle her. Well, I'll tell you, who probably would have been strangled a Kennedy. That's the luck on that family.

You just have to be careful. And so Haley is, I mean, I can tell Carol's getting agitated and uncomfortable, but I'm staying out of it. Also, I didn't watch it. I have no interest in watching it. I don't even really know where it's streaming. The people of Peacock are like, thank you, Haley. I don't know what everyone was so upset about.

If there was a raffle here, I would have Carol pull the number because her number's probably going to come up soon. Am I right? I mean, curse. Curse, I tell you. So Carol's like, bye. She just is like, I need a map. So she gets out. She gets out there just some time.

I'm a street sweeper. Gotta go. So she leaves. And then Aaron goes and. and leans over and starts whispering in Daisy's ear. She starts saying, God, Daisy, Jessel is a clown chaser. Did you tell Ben about that? She was, like, really nasty to him.

She looked at him and it was like, pass the hors d'oeuvres, you know? And he was, like, offended. And then she found out, like, and so basically, Jessel told the dermatologist to pass hors d'oeuvres, I guess, which maybe was rude. And so she's just talking shit. I think she just looked at, I think he was like, hello, and she just looked at him like, Um, okay, where are the, you know, where are the hors d'oeuvres? Like, she was just rude.

This guy wanted her, I guess, to kiss his ass or fall all over him. I'm sorry, someone just met you. And Jessel just acted like a complete asshole in this scene. So it's weird to stick up for her after she just acted like that. But I think the clip we saw of her saying, hello, how are you? Is perfectly fine, Aaron. She's like, oh my God, clout chaser. And if she's such a clout chaser, why'd she just run the person who was married to J, you know, a Kennedy?

out the room. You know what I mean? Yeah. Just round the princess out of the room. A literal princess. Unless, I mean, is Aaron implying that Jessel already knew this person? I don't even know.

But Erica is like, this is the first time I'm realizing and understanding a bit of what Jessel was trying to warn me about with Aaron. Because, like, how can you just, like, make up with someone and then two seconds later be talking shit about them again? And, like, make it make sense.

And which is good, because we like, I like that, like, all the newbies just don't like Aaron. or like onto her shit. And Aaron, who spent two seasons thinking that she was like the one ruling the roosts and being sort of like the main girl and like talking show about everyone behind their backs. Like now she's on the outs with all the new people and the new people are cooler. Yeah. Yeah, fun times. All right. Well, that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of New York City. We will be back tomorrow with some Salt Lake City, the Salt Lake City premiere.

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