Watch What Crappens - #3540 Crappy Hour 9/16/26: Baby Gorgeous Nuggets, Todd Tucker’s New Terrible Sizzle

Episode Date: September 17, 2026

We’re popping up for a midweek Crappy Hour to discuss Lisa Barlow’s new fast food combo, Todd Tucker’s embarrassing show pitch with the ex husbands of RHOA and Ben’s upcoming trip to Norway. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to Crappy Hour with Watchwood Crappins. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. I've got a crick in my neck. Oh, no. And it's like 90 degrees here and I'm in a hoodie. So that's where I am. I'm old lady Ronnie over here. What's going on with you, babes? Well, I'm here in the hotel in Manhattan. And look who's behind me. he was going to wave but he didn't see he's got his air pod he was going to wave but yeah we're here um but yeah we're here i'm off to off to europe tomorrow which is so exciting i can't wait for my little vacation although i'll be sad to be missing bravo because there's going to be good stuff on what's going on no way to no way i know it's be so fun I don't think I even said it on the main podcast.

I mentioned it on our Amazon, but I am going, I'm flying to Norway tomorrow. I was going to do another culinary tour with that same company that I did it with last year because it was so good. So I was going to go on a different route this time because it was just, I was like, I have to go back. But unfortunately, the tour got canceled. So I had already booked tickets. So I'm going to do two days in Oslo. And then I'm going to go down to Portugal. And don't worry, I will be back.

I'll be back in just a week. So it'll be a little, I'll be gallivanting around. Well, you know that what this means for me, this is going to be my annual week of, Where's Ben? Ronny's finally so mean to Ben, the Ben just left. Them days with some fuck, Ronnie, we've been. Everyone would be nice to Ronnie, okay? Ronnie can't do this.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. People are really nice to me when you're gone. Yeah, you know, it is sad when you're gone. I missed anyway. Yeah, likewise. Likewise, I, no, it's hard.

But there are really fun guests as usual coming on. This is where we get to spend time with our podcast friends that we never really get to see during the year. Yes. This is Christmas. I know, I can't wait. Let's talk about some boaval headline, shall we? So we talked a little bit earlier this week that there's a lot of

below debt controversy. because they're shooting the new season now of Bullodec Med. And apparently Joy and Coop are both on it. And there was a picture posted on Reddit at them holding hands. And then Kat posted a video on TikTok, being like, Hi, guys. It's me, Kat. It was the weirdest video I've ever seen because I really like her on the show.

She's real weird on TikTok. And she was like, yeah, well, it's screws you're like, It sucks when you're like, screwed over by someone that you like, and you know who I mean, Queen. And I followed you on, I unfollowed you. So you know who I am. And everyone went to see who she unfollowed and she unfollowed. Joy, the chef.

Don't you can't believe it. I can't believe it. I want to know what the backstory is. It's like I want to know, but I also actually don't want to know because I don't think I'm going to care enough. That's no shade to this story. It's just like, that's going to play out on low deck. And it's going to, you know, it's going to be.

boring when we actually see it like it's one thing to be like oh my god what happened but then when we actually get to the episode it'll be like joy and coop and we'll be like why why are you doing to this i want joy to get someone more interesting than coop yeah me too but you know joy joy can continue making terrible decisions as far as men go i mean who am i to judge that's what i do you know i guess as long as you just keep being funny and entertaining me but that coop that's another Southern Charm Boy right there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just, I get worried.

I get worried for joy. I just think that, like, I don't know. I don't know. What's your guy do you think joy deserves? What's for a guy would you like to see joy with? I don't know. I'm really bad at coupling people left. You know, I feel like the only people that you can ever make obvious comments about,

they should couple up are like really hot people. You know, like the quarterback and the homecoming, you know, the quarterback and the What do you call it? The prom queen or whatever? The cheerleader or whatever. I feel like... I feel like... A Texas girl in Virginia says,

does Cooper remind anyone else of Kenneth from 30 Rock? 100%. He is Kenneth the page. I think... I think, you know, you were just mentioning before we started recording, we were talking about the Emmys. They're talking about Matthew Reese.

And I'm like, that's kind of who I could see joy with. Like a Matthew Reese or like a Clive Owen type. some sort of like some sort of like haughty British actor who smokes who I think I might not like in person but I like the idea of him being with joy

in a weird way, you know? Yeah. Yeah, actually, I would say Matthew Ree's character. You know, I don't really know anything about him in real life, but yeah, I could see her with the guy from Widows Bay. Yeah. I mean, I haven't seen Widows Bay,

but like I've seen like an episode or two of the diplomat and like that seems like I like I think that she needs to be with someone who might wear like a blazer somewhere. That one of Carrie. What's her face from Philly? Yeah. Yeah. He's in that too?

God, that one is in everything. He's in everything. He really isn't everything. I haven't seen much with him, but like, but he's, he gets around. He works. He was in brothers and sisters. Remember back in the day? Yeah.

Wasn't he the brother who really wanted to lose weight? Was he the gay brother? I don't know. I've actually only seen one. episode of that show also. I always saw a couple, and one was a gay guy, and he had a boyfriend, and he was really upset. He was really obsessed with losing weight, and then the boyfriend was like, can't you just

go one day without running? This is starting to be an issue. And he's like, no, I can't. And then he cried to Sally Field about it. Wait, is that it? Sally Field. Sally Field is in it, yes, Sally Field. R-B-G.

Anyway, Matt. Listen, you come here for current Bravo Head. and you get some Sallyfield drops. The point is, like, I think I want to see joy with someone who's, like, kind of academic and, like, I don't know, like, he'll be pouring the wine while she's cooking the clams on the stove. I don't want to see her with a coop. Like, what conversation are they going to have, you know? Not much. But she does, like, being upset with the people she's with, and, you know, he's going to be annoying to be with.

If this is even true, who knows? But I'm still obsessed with your idea of her being with Matthew Reese because he really plays distressed well. And I think that you're right. She needs to be with like a distressed man who's about to fall apart. Yeah. And like a guy whose hair is like a little untamed. Yes. Texas girl in Virginia again says he was so good in The Beast in Me with Clear Dames.

That was one of his Emmy wins. The Beast in Me, I have, I don't even know what that's about. But I feel like it's distressed, very depressed. You know how she plays in every role. Yes. There's that girl on Instagram who does like Claire Danes like going to shopping. It's so funny. The Beast of Me feels like it's about Jen from below deck.

The Beast in Me. I'm literally like, I'm like very calm. I haven't crashed out in like seven days. I'm doing so well. Yeah, so she's like a distressed journalist or author or something, and he's like a snotty guy who is accused of killing his wife. But she doesn't know if he really did it. And so she's going to figure it out for her own personal reasons. Watched all 10 hours.

Could have been three. Just say right. So I'm being told here that Matthew Reese was not in the diplomat. So then he's not a regular cast member. But I don't watch a diplomat. So his longtime real-life partner is Kerry Russell. So I just must have felt him through Kerry Russell. I was like, look at that.

Look at Matthew Reese, you know, just really starring in this show. Like, that's Kerry Russell. Well, he wasn't in the, he wasn't in the diplomat? He was in the diplomat. He's even good in things he's not in. That's why he got two Emmys and one night. man is good and shit he's not even in he was so good in the diplomat you guys the way he the way he played the man who blended in with the wall that's he was so good i don't super mario

galas oh you know why guys okay rufus sewell was in the diplomat and i'm sorry there's a very thin line between rufus sewell and matthew reese i'm just say that right now i think that's a fair mistake on my part but also by the way rufus sewell also another good good person for joy. I'm looking him up. Oh, Rufus Sewell. I don't think he's like Matthew Rees,

but he is cute. I think they're, I think they have that sort of like wide face. Co-hosting Real Housewives of Orange County next week. So join us for that. The man is multi-talented. They're going to come back and be like, oh my God, he was so good on that.

Matthew Reese was so good on that Orange County recap. Emily's going to start shit with him. Well, I don't understand. Like, if you weren't on the diplomat, Why do you look like the guy from the diplomat if you weren't trying to be on the diplomat? Wait a minute. Are you a secret American? Yes or no?

You know what? Had that? I thought it was really bad that you called Matthew Reese trash. Did you watch the Americans that he was in? Okay. So maybe this is what it all happened. That was Carrie Russell. I only saw like bits and pieces, but I think this is what happened.

happened. He was in The Americans with Kerry Russell. Then Kerry Russell's in a show called the diplomat. And I think it's very easy to conflate the two because you have one show called the Americans, one show called the diplomat. They're both very like governmenty sounding. I know one's about spies. One's about the government. And like she's in one of them. She's in a relationship with the guy from from the Americans. And then in the new show, she's with Rufus Sewell, who to me has this sort of broad, shield-faced, you know, look of Matthew Reese. So I think that like, I don't want to hear from anyone. I think, like, it's just, this is the way it is.

And I think we should put Matthew Reese into the diplomat, and then everything can be solved. He stresses me out because he always plays such dramatic roles, you know. Okay, I made my volume higher. So tell me if I'm still too low. You sound good. Oh, I don't know why I put that. I think I sound the same to you either way, but on YouTube, you're very loud because Ben is on a travel mic, so our settings are weird. Yeah.

Um, okay, so we are not skipping the SLC premiere. We actually already watched it and did it early. Why would we ever? Ben is leaving town to Norway. Of course, we're not skipping SLC, although it was tempting because I don't like really sad depressing things. And this is the episode where we hear about Robert Jr.'s passing and all of that good stuff. So I was doing everything I could to avoid talking about that. Yeah, and I was like, and you know what else was so beautiful about it was just the way they all gathered together. move forward, move forward. But I thought it was a really good episode.

I think it was a very hard episode to do. And I thought, you know, we love our housewives when they're being funny and outrageous. But also, like, there is something to be said about, you know, seeing people come together in tough moments. And I think they handled it very tactfully, which is not a word that I think has ever been used with the real housewives of Salt Lake City. So, you know, I think it was good. And they still managed to make you laugh even in those scenes, which is very that show. I mean, that shows very skilled with that kind of stuff. Yeah.

I was in the A-cast offices in New York doing it, and they didn't have enough time for me to stay in the studio. So I moved to one of these sound booth things, and it's glass. And so you can see out the door. There was a really cute guy who just started working at A-cast. And so we're talking about this. I'm trying to avoid talking about. this kid dying, which, you know, is so depressing. And I keep seeing this hot guy. And so in the middle of the discussion, I'm literally like half about to cry and half cruising a hot person.

So that's what I really needed was a tub of ice cream to make that my life. That's all right. Checking out hot guys and eating ice cream. That's how I roll. That's what you should do when you're crying, right? You need to find the silver lining. So like, Speaking of Salt Lake City, by the way, let's talk about our sweet sweet Lisa Barlow. She landed a great endorsement. After all this time, there is now going to be a Lisa Barlow meal at Wendy's. This is a real thing that is happening. There was a real commercial with Lisa, like in a convertible being like, I love baby gorgeous.

And now you can have my meal. I'm so excited for it. And it's, they play her. song, they do everything. Like, it's, it's a, it's a full on Lisa Barlow moment. Yeah, here's a picture of her. This is the Wendy's website. So this is Lisa. Wendy's is bringing big Bravo energy with digital exclusive meal. A digital exclusive meal. What the hell is that? Do I have to eat it digitally? Is this like cookies? Like, what does this mean? But like the only thing in life I don't want to move to digital. I'm fine with everything else

moving to, I don't like carrying around regular dollars. I don't need to smoke analog cigarettes anymore. I'm fine with the electronic vapes. I'm fine with like men, even being digitally, like penis. I'm fine with digital penis. Eating, you're not taking eating away for me. Like, that is not going digital. Well, don't you worry. We have details here, which it says, Wendy's is going to distance with this digital exclusive meal only available in the Wendy's app and on DoorDash. So I guess you just can only get it through apps. You can't actually go into Wendy's and order it, which is good because I probably would have gone into Wendy's.

And it says, that's actually unfair. I don't think that's fair. I feel like if you're going to have a Wendy's meal with Lisa Barlow, all the Bravo queens need to be able to drive through and pull up and say, hi, Wednesday Diet Coke. I love that. Do our Lisa Barlow for the poor people working at Wendy's.

Well, maybe if it's a. hit, it'll cross over. So between September 16th and September 30th, when you order it, you are entered to a chance to win the gorgeous the gorgeous stacked baby

gorgeous sweepstakes, which I don't even know what you win from the hat. I don't, what do you get from the baby gorgeous sweepstakes? Do you get like a bunch of sweet? Do you get like fresh wolf or something like that? It doesn't even say.

You get that. What if you just get that? You open your happy meal and they're like, you owe the Vita Tequila. You owe the Vita Tequila founders. $90,000 for whatever it was. Yeah, you're invited to pay back the creditors. It says you get a chance to win items like Wendy's gift cards,

Bravo-inspired merchandise and travel goodies, beauty must-have personalized videos from Lisa Barlow or a $10,000 cash prize. and then the Lisa Barlow Baby Gorgeous meal includes 10-piece chicken nuggets, medium hot and crispy fries, medium diet Coke, or a choice of beverage, and barbecue sauce or a choice of dipping sauce. Righteous Gemstone said, mind you, her meal is just the number three, Elamay. I was about to say, it does seem sort of like a very average thing. Like, there's nothing, it seems like there's nothing, like, special or sexy about it.

It's just the Lisa Barlow meal. They just call it the Lisa Barlow meal. What would your meal be? At Wendy's? Yeah. It would probably just be a gift certificate to McDonald's. Actually, like, that's not a shit. I just actually don't know Wendy's very well.

I've only been there, like, twice in the entire life. Well, you just blew that one. I know. I've only been there, like, twice a month. Happen. Listen, you are not about to get butterballed on that one, that's for sure. I, listen, if Wendy's wants to lead me into their universe, I will go. I probably would like it because I really like a lot of fast food.

I think my order would probably, well, tell me what's on their, I don't know what's on their men. Don't they have like a mushroom burger? The best thing at Wendy's, I think, was always, and it's the only thing I, you know, it's how I eat at every restaurant. I have one thing that I like. And back when I ate meat, which was, you know, a long time, I ate the single with cheese, like just the classic single with cheese. So I would do that meal, but I would do it with jalapenos, no mayonnaise, just mustard. I would kind of make it like a waterburger. I would add some onions to it and then take off the piece of meat that's in there and instead put French fries.

And then as the side, I would have the old version of the fries that were still kind of soft. doggy. Yeah. And a Dr. Pepper. That would be my drink. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappins commercial. I have like a memory of there being some burger that had like, it's like a Swiss

mushroom burger from Wendy's, but I don't think that's there. I mean, I'm seeing a baconator. I'm seeing, I don't, I think I've had a baconator once. My friend named that. Really? Yeah. I have a friend who's a namer. Her name is Canon.

She needs things. That's what she does for a living. She comes up with names for shit and she made her name is canon She made the Baconator Yeah Canon wing So she's like I will enter this into the canon of fast food Because I'm like my name is Canon So therefore I will let my career will be to enter things into the canon

I Baconator well it's a great It's a great name. It's so severe I also love honestly Is this a Wendy's promo Believe or not This is not a baked ad

This is just us talking Son of Baconator, I love that because I feel like there's so many expectations. You know, son of Baconator is like, I just want to go into the sciences. Some of the righteous gemstone again, you're cracking me up today, says, Never forget the lady they sued because she lied about the finger in the chili. It was Lisa Barlow. Yeah, it was Whitney. Someone put, Lisa Barlow put a finger in my chili.

Oh, Salt Lake City is also good for that. Whitney comes back. She got in trouble because she was at a drag show and someone was taping her. And she was like, Meredith is a bitch and Lisa Barlow was a cut fitness. And so they had ammo against her. So this year she comes back and saying, I have had to have a discussion with myself about my relationship with drinking. Now I'm changing.

So it's like a Whitney 2.0. storyline. Oh, God. She's pulling the Jacks. I am suburb. Yeah, so she, yeah, Whitney is definitely going to be in the la-la lane

this season because all the attention is going to be on Bronwyn and her relationship, but then Whitney's going to be like, but I'm getting separated too, guys. And by the way, there was a photo of Bronwyn with a new man today. Did you see that? I did. Yes.

salt and pepper, the salt and pepper guy. He literally brings salt and pepper to Wendy's for the Baconator, Baby Gorgeous meal. Is Baby Gorgeous? This episode is most certainly not brought to you, baby gorgeous? I feel like if we talk about Wendy's enough, I think we could maybe land a Wendy's sponsorship, which is very exciting. I feel like you started this with I hate, but my choice would be to go to McDonald's. I mean, it's over. Maybe I would have said it if they had

Sponsorship. Maybe if they had bought a sponsorship before then, I wouldn't have said it. That just is a lesson. Do all you sponsors out there. You better get on board now because otherwise, you never know what's going to come out of these lips. If he had his choice on what to order from Wendy's Ben would

choose a butterball, and that's I really am a butterball fan. Okay, that's enough of that. And we're going to make everyone crazy. Okay, so huge news. Tom Sandoval says he's open to joining the valley after Danny Bucco and Nia Sanchez's exit. Yeah, we know you're open, Tom.

Yeah. One thing everybody knows is that you're open. No. Do any of these people want to film with Tom Sandoval? I don't, I think they 100% do not want to film this to Tom Sandoval because then it becomes the Tom Sandoval show. And I don't think any of them are excited about that. Yeah. No, it's not going to happen.

I just thought it was pretty funny. something else I thought was funny that's absolutely not news in any way, shape, or form. When you go through all these links, I use RH discussion on Reddit. I think there are so many funny people in there. Their threads are great. But I'd love to go through them because they compile news links. So before we do crappy, I just go through there, really. Basically, I'm lazy.

So I crack up because the influencer headlines are really funny. Like Lisa Rina has a PR person that's in their constant. Every day there's stories about Lisa Rina. Like, what does Lisa Rina think about this moisturizer? Or Lisa Rina thinks her daughter should be on dancing with the star. You know, there's always something. But now the New York headlines are starting to come out because Real Housewives, New York just came back. And so I was cracking up with these headlines.

The first one is, Real Housewives of New York, Syda Silva, spills her New York Fashion Week essentials. Okay, that's not funny. but then the one that followed it Hold on, where is this thing? Oh my God, where is it? I fucked up my own links. It's something like, oh yeah, here it is.

Sonia Morgan keeps her summer fun going poolside in Southampton, New York with carousal fungal nail renewal. That's just so old New York versus New New York, you know? That's how you do it. That's amazing. You have a link in here.

It's in Love Island USA news. L Island USA star Jen Terry weighs in on Keda Boss, shading Ariana Maddox at season 8. Now, Jen, for you guys who don't remember, she is the one that was called a Nothing Burger, and she's the one at the reunion was like, oh, my God. Like, I know. So she said, Kada Boss's shade towards Ariana Maddox wasn't a big deal. moment. Perhaps a nothing burger moment. So then why is this

an article? She weighs in to say, it was nothing. Okay. Oh, I just read the headline and I was like, oh, it said Love Island. Ben will love that. Yeah, I was, I was excited, but now I'm reading it. I'm like, she doesn't, she says that the moment was clipped to make it look like

shade towards Ariana. But I don't remember Kada shading Ariana. What happened? I don't remember that. Did I miss it during that? That's why I was interested in the headline. I was like, oh, would she say about Ariana. You know what? I was so captivated that I must have just been like, it just must have missed.

I just must have missed it. I was just thinking about all the exciting things happening in that reunion. You know, it's hard. It's hard track. Well, Jen, Jen is iconic to me only because she had one really iconic line in the season. And that's when the guy was like, oh yeah, I own

a surf shop, but we also serve coffee. And she went, sick. I thought that was the funniest shit. I just kept rewinding it, like, trying to be interested in that. She'll never make a compromise. I will never come promise.

Someone's asking about secret lives of Mormon wives. I made it through half of the last season, and I made it to the episode. They were at, I don't know, some influencing thing. And all the guys were there and then Dakota showed up. And then Dakota and Taylor, Frankie Paul, we're outside talking. And she was crying so hysterically for probably the 50th time on that show where she was like, just freaking out to the point where I was like, this isn't healthy and I can't watch this anymore. And I turned it off.

So that's my very long answer of saying, no, I'm not caught up with that. I saw what's her face is husband. And, you know, on dancing and stars. We all know, you guys know, you guys know, season one villain. Oh, yeah. I was going to say the Mormon guy, but, I mean, it was called Mormon lines. Yeah, the guy who always has looked, always looked different every single time. Connor, Conner.

I saw him on dancing. Oh, I thought you were going to say related to Ben Affleck, the Affleck husband. So the other. No, Whitney. Whitney's husband, Connor. Thank you, everyone, for the assists. And he was so. We need to hear during every show, everybody.

I know. We'll just have you guys in the audience to help us. O'Connor lost last night. Good. Because he was so bad. He was so cheesy and so bad. He had this stupid shirt on. I don't even remember what he danced to, but I just was like mortified for him. It was terrible. I can't believe he was on that. Well, because Whitney did really well on it. Well, you know, ABC. Yeah, but that doesn't mean well. Here's the thing. Hulu has been trying to build up a like an extended. universe like Bravo. So they're like really going out of their way to put their Mormon wives and

their Van der Pum Villa people and Stasi. They're trying to get them on all the different shows. And like, you know, obviously Mormon wives, that's like a huge show. And like, you know, it's a big deal. But quite frankly, none of these people have the same power of a Bravo juggernaut. You know, I hate to say it, but this is the truth of it. And so like you can't just put Connor on dancing with the stars and hope that's going to drive traffic. It just, it just won't. No. No, that's not going to happen. And that was another thing that got on my nerves about the last season of the Mormon wives was the guys being like, oh, dead talk. Yeah, dead talk's just as important. It's mom talk. No, it's not. No one is here to watch you. Losers, get out of here.

And then they went on the Lisa Vanderpump thing, the Vanderpump villa. Oh, the dads. And the whole season was like, oh, no, what did Dakota do it? Lisa Vanderpump's. I don't care. I don't care what Dakota did. I'm here for the men. Jesus. Yeah. We're just not. We're not.

That's not what we're here for. You guys, those, those ladies make their bad relationship decisions, and I'm here for the divorce scenes where they're upset. But I don't want to, like, watch the guys be like, oh, yeah. Dad talks. Huge. No, it's. Leave me alone. Yeah.

I just, I can't. Now, can we talk about Todd Tucker's trailer? Can we talk about this? As long as we're talking about losers. Sorry, if it's that audio play, that was by accident. Todd Tucker, for those, we talked about it last week, but Todd Tucker, he is making a documentary to showcase the journey of divorcing from Candy Burris. and he released a trailer for it last week, and it is so bad and so embarrassing.

Oh, you got it up. I pulled up on YouTube, Ronnie, because I felt like we might have some more control over it. Yeah, you pull it up because I'm just, I'm just, you can see it because it's on our screen, but it's not on the audience's screen. I can't play the audio through here. I'm not set up to do that.

So if you can do it. I'm going to do this. Okay, so let me share this screen. Let's, because I think we need to watch. And this isn't only about Todd. This is about a bunch of. of the ex-husbands from Atlanta. And so all these guys trying to make a play for their wives' money again.

Okay. Is everyone ready? And or fame, I should say. Look, I'm going to press play. Divorce. I'm going to press play. Oh, look at us. Do you see this on the sidebar of my own thing is us right now?

How meta? You're suggested on your own fee. That's crazy. You're on your own alcohol. I'm being intercepted. by the YouTube sidebar. Okay, I'm going to scroll up. Okay, ready?

Everyone, tell me if you can hear this. No. Darn it. You can't hear it. That's deeply disappointing. That's deeply disappointing to everyone and everything involved. Well, that makes me sad. Yeah, I don't know.

Oh, well, you know, guys, you know, this is just life. We just, we can only have certain things. You can just see images. Guys, just look at this image. That tells you everything. It looks extremely low quality. And I'll say Todd has not held up well. Wait, wait, wait, I think I can fix it.

How about this? Hold on. Let's see. Okay. Okay. Ready? Ready? Ready?

Okay. I'm going to press play. As soon as I go back, I got lost to my screen. Just go on a goddamn date. There we got. Todd, Todd Tucker, living the single life, dancing, toasting. And then, gosh, that, the way he just, like, faded out that audio, mid-trailer to where it was almost silent. That was so professional.

Like, that was a great artistic touch. Look at how those buildings are reflecting. That's one thing Todd is not going to be doing on this season. absolutely not The horse du us part Let's see who he's toasting With it He is toasting to

Guys I have no idea Who these guys are Okay I thought it would be someone However There is a little golden tiger On their bar So you know Like that he's being

He's really He's going through it He's thinking about things Because he's at a place With a golden tiger Okay let me go back To where the music faded out Okay

So now we're in Atlanta Okay My brother What's good for Emma You want a You're the main house cut Bro man I finally got back up to the top

bro. It took a while. I didn't make it back to the main house. What's going on right here? Did you quit working out? What's up with you, man? I love him looking good. Your face is coming through your cast.

Come on. Come on. So, we're two for two with luminaries, Ralph Pittman, and an Apollo. Is this all made from the footage that Ralph gets off of his hidden ring cams in the house? I mean, this looks terrible.

Is this shot on a Samsung phone from 10 years ago? Look at this. And now this is Todd sitting with Dennis. And but like, what is this camera angle? What is this light? Where is the lighting? This is literally like shot on an iPhone with this weird like sort of high up angle. Like this is I guess an establishing shot.

Like what? Why don't you have this light on as an accent? Where is your? Why does he have like, why is there like an iPhone charger on the side on the sofa here? So the camera. When I see her, my heart still. Where's the microphone? We can't even hear Dennis.

Is he talking about seeing his eggs in the morning? I have to hear what Dennis said again. I see my eggs in the morning. When I see her, my heart still skip a bit. Oh, my eggs. He didn't say I see my eggs. He said I see my ex. I see my ex.

It's just Dennis talking. I'm sure his heart does skip up with you when he sees his eggs. like, I saw my eggs. They're still there. But you know what? I was actually interested in this show for a minute because I was like, oh, they're talking about eggs. But by the way, thank you, Jess, in the comments. What is this music? Because it is, is this like an Italian? When I see it, my heart still skip a beat. It's like saucy Italian fars, you know, music.

Yeah, this is Real Housewives of New Jersey music. Like, look, Teresa's. trying to figure out how to, you know, put a contact into her phone. Great news, everyone. Ralph is fully stocked on yellow colored water. Is that olive oil that's back there? I think it is because I think this is like vinegar. Don't worry. Ralph has the palest yellow olive oil you can imagine.

For everyone who ever wonders who doesn't buy the extra virgin olive oil, just gets the lightly virgin olive oil, it's Ralph. Lightly virgin. One time you need cabinets. And I like that. Well, I do think it's kind of cool how we has like this camouflage curing machine because it like blends into the wall because everything is white. Except for, of course, the neon yellow olive oil in the background. Also blame me for my family also.

Wait, wait. How you blame me, Cal? So you created this movie called The Pass, right? You owe me another wife, my boy. There's three some shit. But by the way, like, there's also like this clarinet music that's playing the background, like Peter and the Wolf. Speaking of which, here's Peter Thomas. Peter and the cold brew. Peter and the cold brew.

Real for it? Let's hear what he has to say. We did. Oh, my God. We did. I would say most of our marriage we did. I'm a saint. You ain't a damn sane.

Now that we're fucked, what's next? Yeah, I just wanted to see. if I can get a bunch of the guys, you know, a bunch of us that got followings, you know, maybe open the sports bar. Okay. Here's the thing. I have to say, can I tell you something,

this is a totally different trailer than the one I saw, and I just realized this one was posted 22 hours ago. This is a brand new trailer. And so Todd, I guess the idea is that they're going to, all these ex-husbands are going to do a bar together, which definitely won't lose money and won't be mired in crime. Who's going to go to that?

bar nobody wants you they want your wives todd um his i mean his track record was a restaurant tour is unparalleled he's like oh yeah he's out of town yeah i mean like he is i think 10 out of town 10 of them all closing so like that's we saw a we saw a whole season of your show about your restaurant the old lady gang nobody should ever give you another restaurant again sir and that was with Candy's money. How are you going to do this one? Well, I mean, probably with Candy's money, too. He'll probably find a way to get back on that. I like the concept, why not? What if we came together and like opening up a dope sport? Again, I have to, okay, I have to know where are the microphones, what is the lighting, what's the framing, and why is Apollo? What's going on with

these necklaces? Just not as fun as though. Yeah, I'm not sure. Hold on. I'm trying to make it bigger so I can see what he's doing. Oh, are those pearls? It's like a pearl and a chain situation, but together it's just, I feel like it's not, it's not landing the way he's trying to. Well, the old Navy sure is not helping. No. By the way, I'm in one.

Just like that. You get it? That property is prime, man. I think it's a great idea. By the way, Todd, Todd just sitting here. Just like that. I have to say, right. I both are right.

I think it's a great idea. I tried to pause it with them sitting there. These guys all coming together to make a restaurant. I can't even, I'm not even going to continue this, but wow. Yeah, that's enough of that. That is long. That's as long as the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season. I know.

The other trailer was, like, the vibe of it was a bit more like, I'm just like trying to explore, like, what's going on? Like, I've been, like, she left me and I don't know. what was divorce like for you, but this one's more like, we're getting the guys all together, we're going to have a divorce bar. Well, something else that I think came out of that. Todd was trying to make headlines for this thing he's trying to sell the show by saying, oh, this is what Shemiyah was saying that she's going to quit her acting career over,

and he showed a clip of the movie that Shemia did, and it was with Bolo, the stripper. I don't know if he's a trainer at a gym or something, but she's like, oh, yeah, I'll wake at. and then she lifts herself up on the lift-up bar, and then eats her out on the lift-up bar. And on Atlanta, she's like, yeah. And on Atlanta, she's like, oh, my God, my husband doesn't support my acting career. And Todd was like, yeah, this is what she was talking about.

And so that got a lot of play, and I was watching that and cracking up. I love Shemia's version of it. Like, he doesn't support my acting career. What would Meryl Streep do? I will have to see this clip. Bolo was on. He made it into a Tyler Perry show, right?

I mean, are we surprised? I don't know. I mean, he's made it around a lot of people's necks. Bolo! I don't, Bola. And by the way, I wasn't saying Meryl Streep wouldn't do that scene. Sexy-wise, I just mean with Bolo in this really shitty rundown movie, whatever it was. I would literally love to see Merrill Streep and Bolo playing love interests.

I think that would be fabulous. That would be hot. Oh, gosh. Okay, what else is in here today? I'm just going to pick a random one. There's a lot of dumb one. Oh, CT and Fadra. We love this.

We haven't done this in a while, so we haven't even talked about that, have we? We haven't, we sort of like, we touched on it a little bit. but we didn't really get into it. Let's talk more. What's the latest on these two? These two lovers. All right. So, CT from the real world, road rules world, and traders, obviously, came out as a

fadre lover on the Emmys red carpet, but wasn't the Emmys last night? So this must have been some, is it daytime Emmys? What Emmys was it? There was the first two, the Creative Arts Emmys were last week. weekend. Okay, well, here's an article, because I'm sure everybody has heard of this story already. I feel like it. Chris C.T. Temporello's X shades him for publicly promoting his relationship with Fadra Parks.

Then we get a picture of her, and she's like boobilicious. And she subtly shaded him. She said, I genuinely wish Chris while in whatever relationship or career he chooses to pursue. I'm assuming this is Hashi-Tex. I'm not interested in commenting on whether his new relationship is real for publicity or anything in between. What I would like for him is to put the same energy into ending our marriage that he's putting into publicly promoting his relationship. Yeah, no, he's moved on from you, sweetheart. It's over.

He's with Fager now. Whether it's real or not, this is one of those times. where I actually don't care if it's fake, because I find the kookiness of it to be so entertaining. Someone on Twitter said, basically was like, pointed out the fact that CT and Apollo actually look very, very similar.

And then once you see it, you kind of can't unsee it. And you're like, oh, wow. Oh, I didn't mean to just like keep a still shot of her boobs up there. It's just randomly scrolling. Do they have CT in here? Okay, CT, here he is on our school. screen. So there's them as a couple. He looks different than he did on traders. What is it? Why does he look so different? Okay, CT does, I think he looks like a follow. I just saw follow in that other

place. Oh, there's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I'm trying to find a good side by side, but like, someone pointed it out, and it's like, it's kind of true. Like, I can, I can, there is, they do sort of look the same. Here, I'll find, here's a picture that. someone. Okay, save this image. Let me save this image as CT Apollo. I was going to say CT looks like he has really good Botox, but I think it's because the picture is not moving.

That will help. Like, God, that Botox really throws him up. Hey, guys, does my Botox look it? Looks really good. Looks really good. Okay. CT Apollo. Here, I'm going to share this.

this is great for everyone who's listening at home and not just watching um really hope you're doing this context right now yeah put it up put up some apollo so anyway okay you can sort of you can sort of see like it's not the best just maybe eyebrows i see it i see it eyebrows like and subscribe if you see this if you like okay if you see if you see the similarities like it if you don't leave a comment I mean, both the handsome men, that's for sure. Oh, gosh. So that's really exciting on that end.

And that's it. So what do you think is going to, let's make some predictions on what's going to happen and just come up with a Bravo headline that will happen while you're in Norway. And we'll see if it happens by the next time you're here. That's great. Jill Zarin removed from Cruise line after she cusses. out a waiter for not doing her diet hook right and then wondering why there aren't more white waiters. I think that will be the Jill's Aaron controversy that will happen.

I actually would think that's good. It almost sounds like it's already happened. It sort of feels like it happened. Yeah. It feels like that's in our collective memory already. You know what to talk about AI destroying us and I feel like did AI implant that in our brains already? All right, everybody. Thank you so much for being here on audio. We are going to go to video chat now and talk with people on camera. So those of you who are just here on audio, thanks for being here. We will see you soon.

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