Watch What Crappens - #3544 RHOC S20E11: Vicki Trippin’ RHOC S20E11: Vicki Trippin’
Episode Date: September 19, 2026Vicki loses her mind on her La Quinta trip on The Real Housewives of Orange County and her guests leave her. Will Jenn be able to figure out how Ubers work? And will Carmella finally get upset enough ...about Vicki talking trash that she finally stands up to her? It’s a Ronnie solo show as Ben is on vacation, so buckle up! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.
So we see a picture of him and her from 2009.
And she's like, oh, yeah, says, Mistress Haley, homewrecking Haley, the mistress that ruined a family at eight.
It wasn't even true.
And, you know, after the John thing, I wasn't getting, like, support from my mom who just disappeared.
Well, I mean, you were dating John Gosselin.
Listen, there's only so much a mother should be expected to take.
Like, what, she has to support you through everything?
That is ridiculous.
I'm sorry, but if you date John Gosselin, you're dead to me.
That's it.
I'm moving on.
I'm going to Florida.
But the mom put them together.
The mom, she said the reason why she dated John was because her mom.
mom said date John.
I don't know that I believe that.
Maybe she said John's a nice guy or I don't know.
I agree.
I don't know that I don't believe with every single thing she's telling me.
Yeah, I believe very little that what she says.
So Haley says, it's this friction that all mother-daughters have.
You know, every woman, every woman I've dated with kids all have the same issues with their daughters, you know.
And the daughters, the daughters, all the daughters.
And the daughters all liked out.
Actually, she says daughters, I'm remembering now
that when she says they all have the same issues
with the daughters, the show's sort of like, pause.
It was like, look, everyone.
The show was like, look how she said daughters.
Yeah, the daughters all, the daughters all act out.
That's just how it is.
And Erica's like, wait, wait, I love that you just dropped in.
And she was like, but yeah, but it's true.
But then how many, wait, are you saying you dated women?
She's like, yeah, because like, I've dated women.
women and they've got daughters.
It's horrible. It's like, oh my God,
I cannot believe you just dropped in
that you've dated women before.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Women dating women? How does
that even work?
We are like such a wild
risque cast. Sorry
internet to be breaking you
as we speak. Oh my God.
So Haley says,
I date women, but I can't date other
men. As far as how many
women have dated I don't know but I feel like a lot of women have I don't know we just heal each other's
souls she's like touches her trash she's like we heal each other right here in our souls
you know let me tell you let me tell you about a soul healing time I was dating this girl
she was using a d d d d tib broke my nose and then I had to go to the cosmetic surgeon
I was leaking it was like I'm awake at four in the morning you know it's like leaking
leaking, so I had to go. It was crooked. It was double D tit, banged out of my face. Isn't that sweet?
Did you at least come? It's like, no, I don't remember mainly because this is a fabricated story,
but honestly, it was so embarrassing. So now we go to Jassel's and Pauvet is cooking. It's like,
what are you making? He's like, lunch for the kid. What do you fucking think I'm making, Jusel?
Okay. It's pasta that I'm stirring around really quickly.
with some cheese.
What do you think it is?
Well, it's a new experiment.
It's a pasta bonnet.
It's basically pasta with a bonnet flavoring
that I put into a bun,
and I'm going to give it to our kids,
and they can bring it to school
and hopefully show it to Tom Cruise's child.
So Jessel is like,
when it comes to poverty and work,
you know, he's figuring out his career,
and he's, you know,
doing the food-influencing thing,
also known as being poor,
and where it's like more food
and less influencing,
more just eat, eat, eat, eat, and less, wow, impacting anyone's daily life in any sort of way, including his own wives.
So, yeah, he really needs to focus on how to make this lucrative, because we still have bills to pay.
I really wonder about everybody on this show. Like, how do you make money? Influencing, I get that that's a thing, but, like, how do they all have these expensive apartments from influencing?
I don't know.
So there's that many people buying their crap that they're selling?
Yeah, I feel like Povit should stick with his, whatever corporate job he had.
I feel like this is not a good, this is, I know he wants to lean into the food thing, but I don't know if I would have left my corporate job for it.
And I feel like Jessel has a legit PR job.
Remember when she had that party and she had like major players from Vogue show up to her apartment?
And then Aaron's like, want a stupid party.
She calls us like a party.
And Brin's like, well, I mean that guy's float.
with me and it was just like a big gay man and like dressed like a clown but um yeah the others
i don't know does she still work there i don't know i guess we'll find out later this season
because i thought she hadn't been doing that but maybe that was just since she had the kids i don't
remember i have no idea uh but she's like influencing gross am i right all right so we're throwing in
a year of the horse party for luna new year you know what that means and he's like uh
you're the horse yeah well you're the horse yeah well
What does it mean? The year that the horse was made? No. The year the horse was founded? No,
Pavit. The other horse was created. God damn it, Puffet. All right, listen, it's Chinese astrology, all right?
They have different animals for every year. Last year was a snake. This year's a horse. That's all I know. Please stop asking me questions.
Did the horse find a really cool underground Bon Mies spot in the Lower East Side?
Pavit, no. Last year was a shit year for me. I'm fundamentally a dad. He's good. Unfortunately, my dad passed away, and I'm so lucky to have him in my life, had him in my life. And like everything I do is just in the hopes of making him proud. And we see these really sweet clips of Jusel's dad and her parents. It's really sad. And she's basically just trying to move forward. And she says, I'm celebrating a new change, Povet, a new turnover. And he's like,
just ignoring her.
And he's like,
wow,
look at this amazing
butter pasta I made.
So things are the same
with those two,
basically.
So then we go to the real,
real.
I'm so confused
by the real,
real,
isn't that Shannon's store?
No,
Shannon's store was real for real.
And this one is the real real real.
Dare you.
How dare you
remind Shannon of her failures?
Well,
she's going to be reminded
every time she passes
the real, real store.
Every time I'm
New York and I pass this damn store. I think, oh, that's Shannon's store, it's still going on,
but then I don't see any salmon stuffed with cream cheese. I don't know. Google things before you
open a whole business called them, you know? I thought it was a store. I thought it was a store for
authentic fishing poles. The real, real. Ha! Ha! Yeah. But it's not. It's a very fancy clothing
store. So Syke comes in there and the alarm starts going off. And the guy's like, oh,
Yeah. The alarm, you just have to look at it and it goes off. It's terrible, isn't it? So don't steal anything. I'm here and I have a really great hair. Enjoy your shopping time. Like, damn, these, the people in the store are very judgy. There's a girl working behind the counter that they kept showing giving judgy looks the whole time. I was like, oh, I want to work with her. I know. I was like, that's the only type of salesperson I want to see on this show. I just want to see judge you salespeople that are like, ew.
It's reboot Rooney people.
You go.
So Daisy comes in and she's saying how her husband, Eugene, is going to come to the party, Jessel's party.
And she's like, my husband Eugene is an incredible hair stylist.
I met Eugene at a hair salon.
Basically, she saw this buff, sexy hairstylist, and she was attracted to him.
And she feels like she's been catfished because in the first date, he was like, yeah, let's have margaritas.
Good time, good time.
But now I finish his margaritas
because he's sometimes boring.
Now, Daisy, I don't want...
Everyone's relationship is different,
but what I will say is that the big buff
hairstylist husband who's turned out to be boring,
it's not working out so well on Salt Lake City.
So just letting you know, keep an eye out.
Yeah.
Well, also, how many dates did you go on him?
go on with him, that he drank on the first date, so you thought he was a drinker,
but then after that he stopped drinking.
How many days did you go on?
I'm confused how you didn't know.
But she's in there, and she's taking off her clothes, like, she's taking off her top in the middle of the store to try on another top.
And it's like, oh, it doesn't matter.
Everyone in he has a woman.
Like, nobody cares.
And they just keep cutting to the guys, like, oh.
And this is where we get the judgy lady behind the counter.
Like, oh, well, I guess they're just taking it.
out their clothes in the middle of our store. It's a real real.
All right, Miss 30-year-old.
So, um...
Right, start, real reels!
Daisy finds a jacket that she loves.
And they're like, actually this is the best. This is, I love like, sometimes gay cruelty.
The way we can be so cold with a smile on our face, she's like, uh, I'm obsessed with
the jacket, I have to get it and she goes to buy it and he goes, oh, I'm sorry, someone just
bought this online. She's like, no, no, I'll do anything. He's like, sorry. And he's just like smiling
as he slowly pulls the jacket. She's like, what can I do? I'll pay more. I'll give my child.
I'll give you Eugene. He's like, yeah, sorry. She's like, no, you can't do this to me. That's like
really crushing me. And he's like, always get to see you ladies. Let me fold this slowly for
someone else. Have a great day.
I'm sorry, but those alarms were really judging you, and it went off when you first walked in.
It said, this coat doesn't want to go home with you.
Okay.
There's a tag on this coat that says where it's from, and you will not own anything from here.
Enjoy your day, ladies.
It's time for a commercial.
It's time for a crappence commercial.
So now let's go to Jess's Lunar New Year party.
So now we have Erica.
Erica's another newbie, and she arrives, and Jassel's like, I love Erica.
She has become one of my closest friends, which is what I'll say about everyone but Erin this episode.
She's married to a tech billionaire named Ankur, Jane, and she has this lavish wedding that was by the Egyptian pyramids that I was not invited to, by the way.
And then we see this Erica lady, and she's like, I mean, I didn't even.
even know her then. We met like literally a month after. Like, she would have thrived at that moment.
But you know what? Maybe there's a 10-year vow renewal or something she'll get to come to.
By the way, do you like my dress? I love it. I rented it.
Isn't that crazy? And I'm like kind of a billionaire now. I don't care. I don't care.
Jess was like, what? She can't believe that she rented it.
And how she says it, she goes, that's okay. That's all right.
You know, would I do that?
Probably not, but does she look fabulous?
100%.
I'm like, you might start wanting considering renting your dresses if we find out that you are no longer working in PR and Poppet is doing food influencing.
Your husband tasted fast food for a living, so get to rent, ma'am.
Oh, I guess that doesn't really matter.
So I want to know what she does.
and also why she's not taking me to dinner.
How much money do you have?
I would rent clothes if they were cuter on me.
I don't know.
What am I going to rent?
I don't think they rent.
Anyway, the point is there at this party, and everybody's there.
There's a lot of people wearing pink.
That's one thing I noticed.
I was like, why is everybody wearing pink to this party?
I don't like it.
It doesn't look good in this lighting.
So Haley is talking to Sye, and she's like,
oh, hey, sigh.
So this is who I'm seeing.
This is like Mary or whatever.
She's like, um, so you're saying.
What do you mean?
You see her?
I see her too.
No, no.
Seeing her has seen her.
What's it mean?
You're like dating a woman?
Yeah, that's what that means?
Like, what does that mean?
Well, that we like hang out?
We hook up with friends.
She's a B cup.
So I probably won't lose a nose today.
Am I right?
Has Rumen matter?
Uh, no, but she did have a Rubin earlier today.
Sorry about the breath, by the way.
I tried to get to have some certs.
So, Si says,
Let me tell you, the way that she just swallowed the pickles hole off the roof,
she healed my soul right here, right here.
You know what?
She was eating Thousand Island and I was having thousand hearts in my eyes.
So, Cy says, you know what, I first met hilly?
I was not a fan.
I really thought that she was like a little kooky, but now I'm getting to know her and she's
like charmingly eccentric.
It's like in a delightfully odd way, like, fabulously,
frenetic, like a simply silly person.
I'm like, are you trying to segue into some sort of musical moment here?
Like, are you waiting for the piano to start under you?
Like, you just eccentric, fabulously wonderful, curiously cocky, and beautifully, bountiful.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
I'm like, sigh.
It's very cute that you're trying to pretend that you're nice for five minutes this season.
But we all can hear what you're really saying.
saying. It's like, she's an unintelligent rain man. There, I said it. I said it. She's a fucking
strange loser that I'm just going to be nice to because I can't stand Aaron anymore. So Aaron
comes on. Jusel's like, I'm not excited to see Aaron tonight, but I like to think of myself as an
inclusive person. So hopefully when hash things out. Party, party, party, everybody party.
So Erica is gossiping with Aaron. And she's like, oh,
Well, hi, Aaron.
Yeah, it's me, Jessel's friend.
Remember me, I'm a billionaire.
This dress is rented.
Isn't it cute?
I mean, I don't, I literally don't even care.
So, why do you hate Jessel?
Do you hate Jessel?
Is there problems with Jessel?
I didn't say there's problems with Jessel.
She might have a problem with you.
Might want to talk to Jessel.
Bye.
And, um, Aaron is like, looking at her like, you're a newbie.
But Eric's like, is there, why is there tension?
And she's like, like, don't, isn't there attention?
She's like, does she have tension?
I mean, I don't know.
Yes, you do.
You can tell me, I'm Erin.
I'm a vault.
She's like, well, I sense tension.
So now Aaron then is gossiping to Haley's date about the story.
She's like, by the way, did she tell you the story about how she, someone with a decup broke her nose while they were using a dildo?
Isn't that crazy?
Isn't this story hilarious and maybe it might cause an issue with you guys?
Isn't that hilarious?
Seriously, Erin.
Jeez, what part about
just started dating this person
did you not hear?
She's like, yeah,
hear about that other lady
with a decop that broke her nose
when she was deltoing her?
That was hilarious.
All right, nice to break you up.
See you later.
Mm-hmm.
So then Jessel's
so.
Yeah.
So, Paley's like,
so,
Jessel, how you've been doing?
How's your,
you know,
your IVF journey thing?
or whatever. She's like, what?
Did I tell you I did IVF? She's like, oh,
Aaron mentioned it because
I don't know, like, her father died,
your father died, and then she just
mentioned loosely that like, I don't know,
maybe you were trying to have your
father through IVF again, because you
really missed you, I don't know what it was. I
wasn't paying attention. I'm just over
here trying to start shit. Like, literally,
is this how I do this?
I had a corkscrew that was like a motherfucker.
Sorry, I just really didn't listen to anything
she was saying. I was so, I was dialed in.
So, Si is like,
Well, so you don't, you didn't know the context in which you would bring up because it's something that's so personal
And Haley's like, yeah, I mean, I get them.
So I, you know, I don't know what I don't remember anything?
I, I, what was gonna say?
It was like John plus eight plus Kate and I don't know what's like a lot going on in my life.
So, so I was like, well, you were sleeping or something?
Like, what was going on?
Why could you figure it out?
He was like, I don't, I was, I was, I was, I was, like, you were passed out?
Yeah, uh, I was don't.
You were tired?
You tired?
Did you suddenly lose consciousness for reasons you still don't understand?
What's wrong with you?
Talk, woman.
It's like, okay, like, look, I was high.
Okay, I was high as a JetBlue fight when Aaron came over.
I didn't even know what was going on.
Somehow she still drank wine.
I don't know how she did it.
Did she uncorked the thing with the teeth?
Like, there's a woman a miracle worker.
Nobody knows.
I'm sorry, but what is, what's JetBlue?
It's like, never mind.
So we see that three days early,
when they were during the corkscrew conversation,
Aaron was just blabbing on and saying how like,
well, Jassel's just like, you know, it's not my, you know,
like, Jassel's just going through stuff and whatever,
I mean, yeah, but I know she's that.
Actually, she doesn't even say that.
She doesn't even, does she say that?
She has to have said that because Haley asked about it.
But then she says, Jocel's just going through stuff.
She's just going to.
Yeah, she says that because they show, hey, they show,
Haley zoning out and they put like the high filter on her face where it's like, boon,
and she's trying to open the line and Aaron's like, yeah, well, she told me she hasn't had
socks in a long time. And then we found out she had like an issue with IVF or something and
that's why she wasn't having sex, but that's not how it was said to us. And I just like never
get the full picture. I mean, why are you lying about your sexual IVF life? You know what I mean?
Like, who does that? She's Aaron. So tacky. And then Haley's,
is just ignoring her, staring off into space, as most of the audience does.
So, Haley's like, well, if you, okay, look, you think I remember a conversation about IVF stuff?
Like, I was thinking about what I was going to order from DoorDash.
I'll give you a hint.
It has protein, and it's in shake form.
Is that a cucumber?
No.
No.
So Jess was like, here's the thing about our little friend over there.
I'm talking about Erin.
I can see you're all confused.
Aaron.
She does like to offer information that isn't there.
Look, I wasn't offended that you knew about my IVF.
I'm very open about that, but it's not her story to tell.
It's my story to tell.
I was supposed to have a scene about it, and she kind of ruined it for me now.
It's like, oh, I hear you.
Listen, we're women.
We're women with horrible tap dancing mothers who don't support us, am I right?
And the most important thing is that we understand that women go through things,
and I'm going through things
because I'm a woman with a horrible mother.
So let's just all remember this pat-pat thing
and move on. So I was like, what?
What are you talking about? Yeah, and we're going through a lot.
And Aaron said you're going through a lot. So there, that's all I know.
I was just trying to make small talk.
Haley, you know, I'm revising my opinion. As we go through this,
Haley is hilariously causing so much damage at this party.
I found her to be really funny through all of this.
I liked her.
When she first came on, I was really amused by her and thought she was really funny.
I just felt like there was some stuff that was like a little like it felt like I felt like she was there was some performative stuff in there.
But now as we go through it, I'm realizing she was just trying to have an excuse to not get into trouble all the stuff like.
Well, I was high.
I was high.
I was thinking about DoorDash.
It felt like it just wasn't landing for me.
But now as we go through it again, I'm like, hmm, she's just trying to get out of trouble.
It's okay.
I think the producers are like, okay, hey, Lee, so now you need to go up to SIE and you need to talk to what Aaron talked to you about.
Well, what does she talk to me about?
You know, she mentioned IVF.
What's IVF?
You know, that's the women.
My mother's terrible.
No, just concentrate on the IV.
You're going to go over there and just start a conversation.
That's how we do it here.
So she goes and does what they tell them.
And then she gets in trouble.
She's like, what?
I don't remember anything.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
Yeah, this is actually making me like her more.
Sometimes recapping will make me like someone more or like someone less, depending on how much fun I have talking about them.
So we see that Aaron had told her, sigh, I think she's going through a lot right now.
And I think that like when she does that, it's because there's other stuff.
And like, she has other stuff going on right now.
So we saw that she had said that.
And Haley, Haley just was like, whatever.
I heard you had going through stuff, but whatever.
But Sae does not like this.
Side does not like that area.
Psychos.
Well, what stuff does she say I was going through?
And she's like, I don't know.
I didn't ask.
I mean, I didn't ask.
Oh, well, thank you.
It's both non-informative and very flattering.
You don't even care.
So then Jessel gives a speech.
And she's like, hi, everybody.
It's me, Jessel.
Thanks for being here.
Here's what I'm really into right now.
Chinese astrology.
I just love it
So every year is a year
About an animal
Last year was a snake
This year's a horse
Last year with the snake year
I was promised renewal
And maybe a rebirth
Very eat love prey
Well it didn't turn out that way
So thanks a lot snake
What a bitch of a year
That sucks
So I'm basically here to tell you
Chinese New Year
Do better
That's right
All I had was a therapist bill
So now, 2026, the year of the fire horse, she is bold, she is fearless, she has been force-fed many pieces of fried chicken by her husband who thinks he's going to make a career out of it, and she's strong and she knows who she is.
She doesn't care who talks about her, no matter how nasly and annoying her voice is.
She's not afraid of anybody calling themselves, home girl, right?
If you know who I'm talking about.
She's got legs and she knows how to use them.
Just want to put that out there too.
No? No. No one.
No ZZ top fans here?
Okay, that's fine.
Commercials.
Here comes one right now.
So Aaron's like, wow, wow, that's like something.
That's probably about me, that speech.
Really don't appreciate that.
Okay, everybody, cheers.
to Aaron being a horrible troller for a human being. Wow, this might be about me. This might be about me.
All right, fuck Erin and anyone who stands with her. You too, Abe. All right, sorry.
Get out Erin and Abe, you awful fucking people. This is why your daughter hates you. I think she's talking about me, Abe.
Also, even though Pavit put out his specialty bond me, Kachapouris, please don't eat them. Just make him feel
bad about wasting his time. Thank you so much. And goodbye.
Nobody has caught more pori's than me with Pavit. Am I right?
So, um, Aaron's like, so...
You say catch a pori. I say, rub it in.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So Aaron, it sounds like, um, so what's the problem?
Oh, well, I mean, I guess like for me it's been a little bit of
of like, people just telling me that I'm hearing
that you are like on a smear campaign about me?
Um, I don't talk about you ever, Jassel.
Oh, you don't talk about me ever?
Okay, so what about the finale of the Ultimate Girls trip?
You went on a smear campaign.
Smear campaign, smear campaign.
That's right.
She likes to repeat the last thing he said
as that's, because that's her argument.
Yeah, well, also gives her time to come up with an argument too.
She's like, I think, it's like a placeholder.
Uh, so.
So Jessel's like, yeah, I got voicemairs from several people.
Yeah.
People.
Mm-hmm.
You call me fake.
That's right.
You're lying.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
And you call me thirsty.
We see clips. We see clips of Aaron in a car.
Well, we don't see the car, but we see the car moving.
And she's like, I just can't.
Jocel is like the thirstiest.
She's like embarrassing and thirsty.
Oh, my God.
And she's, and then Jessel's, we see Jessel saying like, you called me fake, and she's the fakes.
You called me fake.
She's so thirsty.
She's so thirsty.
You called me a snake.
Thirsty, yeah, a stupid face.
She smells like a fart.
That's why I gave her a Christmas candle for her birthday.
She goes, I mean, I've said those things, yes, about you, yes, and I feel that way.
But I just don't know why you would accuse me of saying those things about you and feeling that way.
Yeah, I'm like, we need to go back because, like, the important thing here is, yeah, I said those things.
things, but who told you, I said him? I mean, that's just not cool. And whoever that is needs to
be taken down immediately. So you better tell me who it is. Cut to the voicemail of Chanel,
my babes. Oh, you know, I love you so much and I care about you. Be careful with Erin, because
a few of the girls at the parties came to me and told me that she was talking shit about you,
and she was telling them and that you are untrustworthy, but just pay attention to that bitch.
Okay, well, did I say you're inauthentic?
Yes.
Do I feel you're an authentic?
Yes, you do.
Why do you feel I'm inauthentic?
Well, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you why.
But first, you need to tell me who told you.
Because to say I'm on a smear campaign and then, like, you know, like if I heard that,
you're supposed to call me and say, did you hear it?
Did you say this about me?
I mean, what kind of friend are you that you wouldn't even call me?
Erin.
What kind of friend are you that you were saying?
saying this stuff to a whole group of your peers.
How are you arguing in your own defense here?
It was on camera and you admitted that you said shitty things about Jessel,
and you're going to make Jessel feel bad because Jessel had a reaction to it and didn't call you up.
Like a real friend calls and finds out if I said it, and then I would tell you that I told that I said it.
But you never called, so I'm allowed to have said it.
I did like that Aaron at least told us.
least told us. She's like, I mean, was I talking shit? Yeah, that's what you do. You talk shit to
your friends about your other friends when they're being annoying. And by the way, it was a real
housewives event. What else am I going to do? Okay. I mean, I would prefer if Aaron was just like,
yeah, she was annoying the fuck out of me. So I said it, but like, no big deal. I get over it.
She's sort of is doing that. Yeah. I liked this answer, but I didn't like all of her ones before.
Like, what? I've never talked about you. I never talked. Okay. I talked
about, yes, I did talk about you.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like Aaron arguing, gaslighting.
But that's always like her thing.
It's always like, yeah, I spread a vicious rumor about you, but like, that's what people do.
She always does that.
It's always like, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, don't we all start terrible rumors?
Don't we all just talk shit?
I mean, I thought we were having fun, just talking shit.
What kind of friend are you that you would confront me behind my back about starting a vicious rumor about your
marriage. Like being kind of friend are you? So she's like, well, I mean, she is thirsty. So then
Sye comes over. It's like, are you guys okay? What's going on over here? No, we're not okay.
All right. Well, Sine, if I said something about you, would you not call me and be like, bitch,
did you say this about me? She's like, yeah. Exactly. So Jessel's a bad friend. Thank you,
for agreeing with me. That's all I'm trying to get across here.
But you have been saying things about her.
And I was like, I never said anything about her. She's my friend.
She calls, she calls, Aaron sees Sigh's face, which is like all scrunched up like,
like a classic sigh.
I don't like you face. She's like, what's the issue?
Well, you did tell Haley that I was having a hot time.
She's like, well, I feel in, I feel you in my heart.
heart and I was protective when she said something about you.
Oh, okay. So now you were just being protective because Jessel was saying something mean about
Sy. Oh, she's tricky this one, Aaron. So then we see a flashback to that combo. And it's with
Haley. And Haley's like, well, I like Sy. It's just that she's always taking jabs, you know,
but I like her. So then we flashed back and Jusel's like, yeah, but what the,
What she's going through is really personal, Erin.
You might not know what it is, but I do because I know more about the side than you do now.
Right.
Say what it is.
Vaults don't speak.
But I just say my vault is close enough to her vault that we're going to make little gold brick babies in a bank.
Wait.
What she's going through is personal?
Like, what is she going through?
That's very personal.
What are you talking about?
oh, what are you talking about?
But, I mean, I see what you're doing,
and I don't trust you.
Aaron's like, I had a whole other rumor
unless our rumors were the same.
Do we have the same rumors, but we don't want to say it.
Which one? Huh?
Like, yeah, I don't trust you. And neither do you,
and neither do you, Sigh, so stop pretending you do.
And she's like, well, how do I not trust Jessel?
We've been friends for like seven minutes now.
It's been fantastic.
And she's like, oh, really, you trust Jessel?
I do trust Jessel.
Yeah, what I know more about Sye than you do at this point,
because she trusted me with very important husband,
say, leaving a,
operated, say, too bad you to tell me.
Oh, really?
Really?
Oh, you know more about her than I do?
You know, oh, so you know more about her
husband say existing hey at the marriage of me?
Is that what you're trying to say?
I know very, very much about that.
Wait a minute, now, hold on my business you guys are talking about.
Okay, well, I don't even know why this conversation is happening.
And Erin goes, is it true that she knows more stuff than me?
And so I was like, well, I have opened up to Chesel.
That's true.
Why have?
She's like, oh, my God.
Why is this happening in tandem with my conversation with her?
Now you're friends with Jocelyn and I'm not friends with you.
It's a classic, fascinating fight with Aaron.
So, aside just walks away, like many of us wish we could.
And then we just see things going around the party.
Haley's got protein bars in her purse.
And Daisy tells Erica, she's like, you can say whatever.
But if you call me fat, then we're not friends.
And so we go back to Aaron and Jessel.
And Aaron's like, you think deeply about the way in which you're going to twist stories and fuck people over.
Yes, I sit at home and do this.
Yeah, you're in PR.
You're in PR.
Okay.
You do that shit.
I believe that.
How do I twist the story?
Because I believe that you're doing that.
Like, literally Aaron is the key.
This is why Aaron is projecting, because Aaron is the queen of twisting a story and amplifying it on the show.
It's literally what she's doing right now.
Jessel didn't do anything to you.
She heard that you talked shit about her and you're like, oh, now you're going to twist it to make it look like I
talked bad about it.
You did.
You admitted to doing it.
It's like, yeah, you're the queen of PR.
And now you're going to try and twist the story.
but you literally did it.
Quiet.
Be quiet for a minute.
Don't tell me to be fucking quiet.
You're literally the fakes person that I know.
I'm done with you.
Goodbye.
You can leave now.
Thank you.
So I don't know how she's fake either because she got up and gave a speech implicating you
and then told you right to your face.
So I don't.
Exactly.
And if Jessel had never confronted Aaron,
Aaron would never have fessed up about the fact that she was talking shit about her behind her back.
So,
so Jessel.
And also I like that Jessel didn't rat out Chanel.
Yeah, exactly, except to the producers.
So Jessel is like, fucking psychopath.
And Daisy's like, oh my God, what happened?
She's like, she's a psychopath.
She's literally a psychopath.
Can she leave?
Can she leave?
Security, can you kick out Aaron, please?
So the security guard goes to kick out Aaron.
She's like, oh, really?
Oh, you want me to leave?
Okay, well, I'm happy to.
very, very happy to leave right now.
Oh, well, guess what, Scyon? She kicked me out, so I guess I'm going to leave.
What? What's happening in the year?
Go be your best friend then, because you're like our best friend now.
Well, I am good friends with her. Why is that an issue for you? Jeez. She's like, oh, my God,
the shit that she just spun. I mean, that's what she's doing. That's what she's doing again.
She's spinning things.
For your, Sye and Jess will have not gone along. In fact, Sye has been the one who delivered
all these little nuggets of information about just.
Jessel's life to be like, look how fake her life is.
But now overnight, they're like
become like instant besties. And like,
no one ever told me that.
I now have an issue with Jessel.
And Cy wants it, wants it on
the party. So bring them all.
Yeah, so half the cast is fired and you don't
run this cast, Aaron.
Whoops, sorry. People are going to jump
ship now, sucker.
Yeah. So,
Aaron's like, yeah, this is her fault for
not calling me and saying, did you
say these things. She's still doing the same thing. And then she gets kicked out again.
The owner's like, could you please leave?
She's like, I'm so excited to leave. Come on, Abe.
And as she leaves, Jusel's like, God, what is that jacket anyway? What is she wearing?
Disgusting.
So, pretty funny.
Yeah.
Ding John, the bitch is gone, Jessel says.
and that's it.
Don't, don't, done, what will happen?
Yeah.
So, no Carol, but I'm sure I'll get a few episodes with No Carol and then they're going to work her in.
But, yeah, I think a pretty good reboot of the reboot.
Yeah, good times, everybody.
Thank you so much for being here.
We will talk to you every day.
We'll be here all the time.
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