Watch What Crappens - #3551 RHOSLC S7E2 Part One: Lisa B Ski and Me With Carey O’Donnell

Episode Date: September 24, 2026

This is part 1 of a 2-part recapThe hilarious Carey O’Donnell @ecareyo from @sexyuniquepod joins @ronniekaram to talk about The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Lisa Barlow invites all of the sisterhood to a ski day, where Whitney cries and apologizes very deeply for that time drag queens made her mean. Who will end up being the most like Cersei? And will Lisa ever remember a lyric to a Beyonce song? We’re back on tour Oct 3! Get our In the Mix tickets for your city at watchwhatcrappens.com. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappins. I'm Ronnie, and today I'm with the gorgeous and talented writer and co-host of the sexy unique podcast, Carrie O'Donnell. Hello, you handsome man. Hello. God, that entrance just makes me feel so, like, locked in and just like... Really? Yeah, I just feel like it really...

It's both calming and terrifying. Well, I've been called terrifying many times, but I don't feel like I'm going about to go on like a ride. You know what you mean? Oh, you are. You are. So I haven't talked to you for a long time. How's everything been going over there? Well, things are good.

I'm actually babysitting Laura Marie Shane Halls from everyone knows from Sop, her dog Tony, well, she's across the pond. So you're seeing a gorgeous pug staring out at L.A. Tony is posing for his presidential portrait right now. His arms are up on the back of the chair and he's just looking out over his land. Yeah, it is very much giving like sundapled, steely political painting. Yeah, I was watching a clip of you guys doing this show that we're about to do, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and I was cracking up with your Whitney impersonation. Where does that come from?

Speaking of presidential. I mean, it comes from somewhere deep inside me. It's kind of Irish. It's, I think, I don't know, she possesses me, and I get like a vocal tick where I have to, like, repeat what she says when I'm watching her. So I think it's just like, I don't know. I just, it's, I'm channel. It's very like housewives from the 50s. Like, hello, hello, Justin.

Yeah, it's, I guess it is like, I mean, Meredith is, I think Meredith is more transatlantic, you know, like a transatlantic housewife living in Manhattan 50s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whitney's is more like, oh, no. I'm feeling. Justin,

where about... I was cracking up at the Whitney, and this is a perfect episode to have you on because it's a very, very Whitney heavy episode. How do you feel about Whitney's journey two seasons in? I'm like,

I can't, I don't think she can ever go. Like, I'm, I worry that this is her last season. I just have that tingle that down my find that this might be it for its curtains for the wild rose. But I really think she's an essential player and like a very essential, um, member of this specific crew. Yeah, I see that. And I think so too, you know, she's made me crazy over the years. Yeah. Like lying or, you know, whenever you're on someone else's side, which is usually with me. But really watching it this year,

I'm thinking, she's great. Like, she's really good. And her apologies, you know, her false apologies, like her fucking everybody over and then coming back, like, but I have a problem with alcohol and I'm being honest about it now. And so you have to accept my apology. It's just so classic, both reality TV and reality, you know, we will do. No, 100%.

I think, I really think that she's pretty, authentic, even though she is, like, kind of treacherous in a way. But I do think that she is, like, she's living. I mean, she's very who she is, you know. You can't have a tattoo like she has on her, what is it, her shoulder and not be, like, or what, where is it? She's like, does she have, like, a giant tattoo on, like, her arm or her shoulder or something? But you can't have. I think she has the lower back.

The lower back one too, doesn't she? I just feel like you can't have the tattoos that she has and not be real as hell. Yeah, I don't know that I would call her authentic, but I think she's authentically like faking it all the time. Like she's, you know, we know a lot of people, especially living in Los Angeles and stuff where people will say they're so fake. Oh, they're so fake. but they're really like that.

So they're not fake. They're like really truly, if they're, they're truly genuinely fake. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's what I'm trying to articulate. You just did it better. But she is an absolute mess in a train wreck,

but I appreciate her kind of backtracking and lying and being sort of full of it is very human to me. And that's like, I think that's what I mean about like, I feel that she's authentic. She's very human. Yeah. She's a ding-dong.

And I really like that Lisa and Meredith are just like, idiot. Yeah. Like, what are we going to do with her this year? I don't know. She's just, she's a dingbat. She's just a ding bat. What are you going to do?

I forgive her. Forgive her. Forgive her now. What do we, like, there's no other choice we have. But it's very, um, I think Meredith just sees her as like a simpleton. Yeah, I do too. And I think that Meredith is correct, you know?

Yeah, I agree. What are you going to do? You know, there is a simple people deserve a life as well. Yeah, 100%. So we open up here. Let's see, we watched a screener. We're recording this a little bit early. And so they didn't give us the taglines.

Did we get the taglines in the first episode? We didn't, right? Because that was a very sad episode last week. No. Yeah, we're not going to attack with that. Yeah, I was really upset that we didn't see them. So I'll have to talk about those next time. We see everybody kind of getting along, going about their lives,

Angie with her pink dyed dog and trying to have a scene with her daughter where her daughter doesn't, like, outwardly hate her, which I think is so cute, you know. What's my mom trying? I'm, I said this when we, we recap, and when I said this on stuff, I was like, I don't like, I don't like, Elektra's attitude. Yeah. I think Elekt needs to like, I know she's a child. I'm literally a grown man, but I'm like, you need to be nice to your mom. Well, it takes a village.

And I think that as a village, we're allowed to say that your child sex. Your child is being a little brat. And I want you to remind her how cool it is that she has the opportunity. opportunity to have Greek citizenship. Truly. And she's like, what am I going to ride horses in Greece? Yeah. Yes, you will be part.

Yeah, I have European. I'm part of the EU. Whoop-de-do. Fuck you. You know how lucky you are? Yeah, that's huge. That's a big one. And I think she took her dad's side a long time ago.

You know, her dad always being like, oh, Angie. So annoying. She takes all the air out of the room, blah, blah, blah. It's like, does no one in this family realize that they're, like lucky to be around an icon. It's truly, it's truly annoying. She's the reason for the season. It kind of reminds me of in Real Housewives of Dallas,

how the husband always used to be of Cameron Westcott, used to just like troll her and then the kids kind of took cues from their dad. Yes. Be mean to her. And I hate that dynamic. When the husband belittles, the wife, then the kids are like, oh, daddy does it. So I'm going to demean her too.

Yeah. I agree with you. And I feel like it's every child's right to be annoyed with their moms on their own terms. Like, if your daughter's going to be annoyed with you and not like you, then that's like a part of her growing up and her right to do. But like to get it from the dad really fucking bothers me. It's like the Sean brand of just being annoyed with Angie. And I don't like it. I don't like it either.

And I'm sure she's a lovely young person and whatever. But I'm seeing you be rude on TV while this woman is trying to pretend that she makes cookies with you. Yeah. You know the news isn't good. If she's being like that with the cameras on, I'm like, I respect you. You're right to be like a horseress, but I'm for now keeping you in arms like. Yeah, I'm on your mom's team. And I wouldn't act like that around this audience because this audience can, I mean, this audience can be really mean, you know, when we're mad at somebody, but we can also be very protective of our people. And I don't think any. wants to see a kid being mean to their mom, unless their mom seems to deserve it more. But Angie's always like, look at me in our great house that I provide by working 30 salons and buying you a horse and stuff. Totally.

And she's like, shut up, my dad. Yeah, so that was like, that was kind of a, I kind of saw red at the beginning of this episode. You what? I saw red at the beginning of this episode. Oh, yeah, yeah. With the A. Agreed. So then we go over to Whitney, and she's with Katie, her stylist.

My goal is to get rid of past stuff and focus on new stuff. So she's packing stuff up. And her stylist goes, well, so we're not going to focus on the past? And she's like, wow, I really like how you say that. And then she goes, stares off into the distance. I really like how you just said that. How you just phrased that was very intriguing to me. Thank you.

Do you want to see my tattoo on my back? It says real. Real. R-I-L. It says past is not future. It sets the past. Is it because it's behind you? Whoa.

I like how. you said that. Wow, that's why that you say that. The way you speak into my soul. The way you just effortlessly say things is just very intriguing to me. Please drown. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. Then we go to these, like little green cabins. That's what I thought they were. But I guess it's a house being built on top of a mountain. And we meet the new housewife, Ashley Kwai. She's something. Quai is, what's your read on her? Like, what's your verdict from the start? I think, I feel like they should cast morphically diverse people because I really, I think she has

Lisa's hair and every time I see her from behind, I'm like, that's just Lisa, right? But then when she talked, she's not like Lisa. I think that's why Lisa likes her is because she kind of looks like her. Yeah. She was Lisa's glam. If you look like Lisa, right? If you like look like that. I don't necessarily like people who look like me. Not that I hate people who look like me, but I'm not like, there's another kind of Uncle Fester type. We should like. Oh my God. But, I think that Lisa, like, I get, I get that, but it's confusing on TV. What do you think? What are your first thoughts about her?

Um, I think she's loop-de-do, which I, I welcome. My first read, when I was recapping this on stuff, I was sort of like, I didn't know how I felt about her. I thought she was, like, kind of annoying, but I do like later in the episode when she kind of gets herself in the ring. I like when a housewife is new and is bold enough to, like, like dip a toe into the cloud of chaos. Yeah.

And I think because she's so rich, she feels sort of like, I like the dynamic that she used to work for Lisa Barlow as like a glam girl and is now like literally the queen of the castle on the mountain side and like owns a mountain. So it's like an interesting class. Manoeuvring, which I'm always interested in and always think is really compelling. Yeah. But I think she's crazy. She literally owns a mountain, she tells us.

And Lisa's like, wow, yeah, I know Ashley, because, like, she was, I initially hired her to, like, be my glam person. I just love her. Like, we're so close. Aren't we close? And she's like, oh, my God, Lisa, we're so close. It's so good to be here. I wish you can get along with everybody. She's like, yeah, but whatever.

You know, we're a sisterhood. But me and you are really close, right? It's like, yeah, Lisa, we're so close. And you know that that's not going to last because it's Lisa. And this is what happens. You know, it's like Bronwyn, when Bronwyn came on. And Lisa's like, oh, my God, me and Bronwyn. Like, Bronwyn was my friend.

And Bronwyn's like, oh, yeah, me and Lisa. Come with me. Let's be sisters. I'll take you under my wing. Yeah. And then Bronwyn's like, you weren't standing up for me with Heather Gay. And you're a horrible friend, Lisa. And then totally turned on Lisa.

And look, Bronwyn is still team Heather Gay. I think that Lisa's going to get turned on. Yeah. I was also like what's going on with the dynamic of Kwai's husband living in Florida and she lives there and she doesn't really seem a lot, but like loves his nipples. I was just kind of like, okay. By the way, I'm ruffling around on my desk because I had some computer mishaps and I'm trying to get my my computer plugged in. Don't even worry. I'm just this completely out of it. I think I've got it. I've got it wrapped around on my cord. and a paper towel rack.

So I think we're gold here. I agree with you. I think the vibes with the husband are going to be the really interesting thing, because the husband is clearly some kind of a scammer or something, you know? Because they're like, what does your husband do, Ashley? And she's like, oh, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I guess I should know, right? It's like some company in Florida that does, like, company type things, you know,

in a Florida way, but isn't he sexy? And then they show a picture of them, and it's like, did you meet it, a Rush Limbaugh combat? Like, where did you meet this guy? Yeah. And she's like, he's so sexy and I love his nipples. And so I was taking that to be like, oh, he's got man boobs. And she's like kind of trying to glamorize that.

So people, because people are going to be like, why are you dating Rush Limbaugh? I'm always curious about these like new housewives who just like pedal to the metal displays of like completely crazy. displays of wealth right off the bat because it's very much like she's trying to make noise she's got something to prove so i'm always a little wary of that so i'm like tread lightly the irs is watching just make sure all the ducks are in a row which i'm sure they are like you know i think they have a they have a wide breadth of evidence to like learn from of like not fucking yourself being on a show like this. But yeah.

I don't think that they learn, though. Well, I think that reality people in general, I don't think you get hired for these shows if you learn stuff. No, that's 100% right. Because this whole, he has kind of a company. I don't know what it is, but we own a mountain. That's, I mean, it's fishy, you know. And then Lisa's not much help because they're like,

describe your friend, Lisa. And she's like, well, she's like, lyrics out of Beyonce song. Like, she's fierce. She's bold. I need more specific Beyonce lyrics, if you're going to bring Beyonce into it.

And she's literally like, Circe. She owns a mountainside. Like, if you're trying to be chill, like Lisa Barlow is the wrong friend to have. Isn't it amazing? She and her husband spent $300,000 a month on furniture. Yeah.

She says, Quai did go from Cinderella to Surzy from Game of Thrones. And in Game of Thrones, we all know the good houses. Okay, we'll name the good houses. She keeps bringing up all these pop culture things, but I'm like, did you watch Game of Thrones? Because her good houses are the Kwai House and the Barlow House. And Whitney can go live in a land. Ashley, I'm so happy for you. I'm so happy for you to go from my glam to like owning a mountain.

You're like, Circe. You're literally Circe Isn't that amazing? My God, can I be Circe Jr? I'll be Circee's friend. Yeah, well, she said Whitney can go live in that land of Game of Thrones No one wants to go to, and then she calls it the far, far, far, far away land. I don't think it's like to, why are you bringing up Game of Thrones?

It's called Beyond the Wall, you know, that's where Whitney is like a little wild. Yeah, she's everything's so long in her world. I am interested in this Quai Whitney dynamic because Whitney's, Whitney's, so I was trying to get this straight. Whitney's late best friend was the sister-in-law of Quy. Yes. So Quy is close with Whitney because of that?

Yeah, they're like family related because, yeah, Whitney, no, the lady who died, Lisa, no, what was her name? She says it here. Sherry. Sherry passed. And that was her, yeah, they're all related that way. Yeah, they see pictures. Yeah.

Yeah, they're just all kind of like in a big Mormony pool. And so she feels like she should be close with Whitney, but she's also really close with Lisa and Meredith. Who will she choose? Because she's going to have to choose somebody. This is Salt Lake City. You can't just be friends with everybody. Blood is not thicker than,

water. I mean blood is water. I love how you said that. I love how you said that. She's saying, yeah, Lisa, I just wish you could get along. She's like, yeah, but Whitney's stupid.

So, but you know what? I'm going to have a ski day. And, like, I'm a good person who knows every Beyonce lyric. Like, whoa, you know that Beyonce song? It's so good. It's so Searcy. Beyonce's like so Searcy. She's a queen.

So she's going to invite everybody to ski day because she's a good person. And Quiet's like, well, great. I'll just get to meet everybody. So then we get a Whitney scene. You know, Whitney, I don't really understand why Whitney's on this huge apology tour because usually you have to do something really, really bad on Housewives to come back and be like, and now I'm so. And, you know, I, and I also have a, you know, separation storyline. She's, like, really pushing all of the things, like, all the victim clubs, like, all the things that you really have to feel for people during. Yeah.

And I don't think she did anything really bad last year. Yeah, like, you know, Jen Shaw literally, I mean, she went to jail, so I guess that's, but she literally, like, gave another cat's member of black eye. Like, women, women on the, you know. shows have done a lot worse than just getting drunk at a drag brunch off season. I don't, I don't know. I mean, this is why I feel like she's very human. It's like she's very, she's really hard on herself.

Do you know what I mean? I think that, yeah, I think that she's really good at portraying that to us, you know, like, wow, it's just Whitney. I feel so many things. And like, I really feel so bad about being at the drag show. and saying the C. But I don't, I don't think she really does because I guarantee you Whitney will come back

and do the same shit in two weeks. You know, it's just very Whitney to be like, I'm sorry. You're like a Whitney Rose truther. Yeah. Okay. I'm tickled.

I also don't think that anybody particularly on this show, I feel like there are a lot of kind of falsehoods, which is, okay, but I don't really believe anybody ever on this one. I think they're always lying. Like, I don't think Whitney's really divorcing Justin. I think it's like a weird storyline.

Like, I don't believe it. Yeah, because the entity, the entity they formed and the business ventures went totally south. So she's like, she's like procuring the bag. Well, yeah. And she, like, I think that business, because remember that whole plot line was, well, we're putting our entire life savings into a rebrand of Justin Ricky or whatever her thing was called before. And then she's like, now it's Wild Rose. Bobby. Bobby.

Justin Ricky. Love. What was it? Nathan Richard or whatever it was. Yeah. And then she got in trouble. with that one because people looked into it and they're like, wait a minute, that's an MLM. You can't have an MLM. Whitney. And so she got in a lot of trouble. So then she's like, I'm going to rebrand it

into Whitney Rose. And then they put all their money into that. And then I guess it wasn't making money. And then it was still kind of an MLM, but it was dressed a little bit differently. And she got in trouble for that again. And then she's like, and it's your fault because you made it an MLM and it was supposed to be in Sephora like my dreams. You ruined my dreams of Sephora. Yeah, so she's like, so you're, I hear this. Like, I see, I see, I know that she's probably more savvy

than she lets on and she's being kind of a cunning player, but I just love, I think her, the schick that she has on the show is just really funny to me. I agree. And I think that it's really shining this season with her apology. Because when it first came back on last week, I was like, oh, God, here we go with Whitney's bullshit. Yeah. And by this one, I was cracking up so many times because she just keeps saying the wrong thing. And then she's, yeah, so she's like, I'm trying to pretend she's so nice now.

And then she just keeps, she's like, whops, I said something mean. I didn't even know what I was saying. Yeah, she was like, I got wasted and just, like, was mean about my classmates. So I'm like, in my head, I'm like, this is what I want you to do. So, like, please don't apologize. Yeah. But, yeah. She's now doing the sort of, like, Bronwyn from Real Housewives of OC, like, I'm sober now,

blah, blah, blah, which in Bronwyn's case is different because she was actually struggling, I think. But, yeah. But I think Whitney's kind of taking a page out of that. like, oh, okay, so sobriety, I will win brownie points. Yeah, like, look, I'm, you, you can't be mad at me because that was when I was a different person and I'm really not that person anymore. It's like, I know that kind of vibe. But I'm, I mean, listen, one of my favorites is Lisa Barlow and she's like eternally full of shit. So, I know. I just

love, I love a messy, a messy woman full of contradictions is like my favorite thing. My favorite person to like spend some time with. Do you know what I mean? Well, yeah, like in real life and on TV on TV shows. I mean, that's why they made that's why they made the housewives for gay men, you know? I love this shit. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So she's having this scene with Justin. I guess she's in a guest room packing up her stuff still and she's like posing, you know, the camera comes in and she's like And she's like kind of crying as she has a drawer open. And Justin comes in, who's like a total meathead now.

He's all spray tanned and has giant arms and legs and stuff. He's like, hi, it's me new Justin. Ding. Yeah, he's, he's not looking too bad. Yeah. So he comes in and she's like, we need. Oh, sorry. What did you say?

I'm the worst interrupter. I'm sorry. No, no, no. He just, before he kind of looked like a carol or decoration, but now he's like, now he's like on peptides and is locked in, you know, and doing like brick fitness, you know, or something. Yes, he's doing that like maybe CrossFit or so. I don't know.

He's like really big. What cross feet? Cross feet. That's me. Cross feet. CrossFit. He's, I don't know if it's CrossFit. Whatever one makes you gigantic.

Like he's really large. armed. And I've never noticed his tattoos on his arms. They have like Roman numerals on them. What do those mean? It means all the times his entities have failed in business. It's a tally. Yeah, they're definitely having at least what it appears to be marital strife. Yeah. She's like, can we talk? And he's like, um, well, I mean, I'm on my way to Jim, but like, I mean, I guess we can talk. He's like, no, we're going to have a very serious conversation about our relationship. He's like, oh, okay.

On camera. I wish I could get over. Yeah. With my, look, I'm cleaning out a drawer because I'm changing this relationship by moving upstairs. And he's like, uh, okay, you know, I'm about to miss warmups. Yeah. So, you got, I've got my big tire flipping. challenge today.

I'm going to be pulling a rope tied to a wall, pulling it nowhere. It's going to be pulling it very hard in a parking lot. Yeah, I'm pulling a Honda Odyssey by a rope. I passed my Suzuki

sidekick test last week, and now I'm on to that. While Bruno Mars plays. Well, it's been very difficult with our relationship because you, you know, our business filled. And I've been using, I've been dealing with my emotions by using alcohol to cope. And at that drag brunch, I was absolutely numbing myself. Oh my God, we're all numbing ourselves at Drag Branch. That's why we go to Drag

Brunch. I think she's confusing what's happening at Drag Brunch. She goes, the crowd of that drag brunch, they saw me as me being me. But what I see in that video, is a woman in pain. I was like, me too. I think that about myself every day. Yeah. I mean, what do you think the drag queens are doing? She hasn't said this outright,

but I love that she's kind of blaming drag queens and the audience of like drag culture for turning her into this, you know? She's like, but it's because I was at a drag show and they tricked me. They were all laughing. She's like, I flew too close to the sun in the drag and drag culture. I really tried my best to rub elbows and click heels with all the best of them.

But I've murdered by me and I fell just as hard. That's Whitney's story in drag. Whitney tried to be a drag queen. Yeah. I mean, you have to be a thicker, you have to be like a thicker skin or have to have a thicker skin to kind of be a drag, you know, star, or even a drag guest star. You can't just, like, go crying and then be like, the drag queens made me do it. And everyone in drag is so mean.

And then it turned me mean. And then I realized I'm an alcoholic. Like, we're all drunk and mean. It's a drag show. It's a, you know, I feel like it's a tribe and true Mormon defense. When you don't know what to do, blame the gays. Blame the queers. Exactly.

the gay, the drags, the queens, they just, they made me do things I did not want to do. They pressured me to be in a certain way. And I just wanted their approval so deeply. But I realized I'm not, I'm not cut out for it. Yeah. And so Justin's like, okay, so you're moving out of the room. So I get the big room, right? Yes, I will not move my rooms.

We need to save money because now. you know, our business isn't Sephora like my dream. And so now we're separating rooms. Also, I flew my stylist from L.A. to help me move on myself. Like, are you broke or not? How broke are you? I know. And she's like, I just want to keep,

I want to keep this very private between us so the kids don't know. And then she literally, like, looked at the camera and it's like, you're not going to tell anybody, right, camera? We won't tell a single person. And she says, Justin's like, so wait, so are we still like together?

Are we still going to be a family? Or like, are you leaving? And she's like, we are still a family. I don't want the kids to know anything. And he's like, yeah, the kids don't even know we fought. The other day, our daughter said, you and mom have never fought, except for that time that you gave us a del taco coupon,

and mom didn't use it. And Whitney goes, ha, ha, ha. That is funny that that is the extent to which they think we fight. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, that's funny. Okay, bye. That del taco fight, that's a big one, though. I mean, the kids really, kids know everything.

And so much, I mean, to just think that so much can be said in the non-use of a del taco coupon that she was like, Daddy gave us that coupon, and you didn't use it. Are you leaving Daddy? Why would you ignore Delcott Taco coupon? But when you're a kid, you make weird connections like that. Yeah. And it's not incorrect, you know? No.

That little Ricky Bob Bobby Christina knows a lot. What is her name? Bobby, right? Bobby Rose. Bobby. I got my hair. too because drag queens bullied Bobby. She's...

Meet my daughter, Bobby Rose, short for, Babina Rose. Short for... It's an Italian name, Babina. Okay, well, I'm gonna, you know, go to the gym. I've missed, you know, the beginning part of the workout now, but it was great talking to you. I've still got giant arms. Okay, goodbye, Justin.

I'll be standing here by the window, crying softly. All right then. He's like, can I give you a hug? She's like, sure. Thanks. For what? For hugging me. Oh.

Okay. You're so funny. Go away now. So let's go to another relationship I'm completely buying. Bronwyn on her date. with her hot model guy. It's, it's fun to see the hot model guy, right? I've only seen him in stills. He's a really, I'm fascinated by him. I'm fascinated by their love, their wild love. I think, I don't think they're together anymore, right? No, now she's got a new guy, and he's more of a

silver fox type. And people are saying that he's married, but I mean, who cares really at this point? Like, who is it? Who doesn't? Yeah. That doesn't matter anymore. Yeah. I mean, like, you're separated. I think they, they were saying on Reddit, oh, they've been separated five minutes.

And I say that's five minutes enough. Yeah. Also, get away from Todd as far as you can. So I'm rooting for her, whoever she wants to get. Yeah. And they're doing like a really romantic, they're on a really romantic date where they're gonna skate together. They're gonna ice skate. And Bronwyn's updating us. She's like, yeah, I'm with the new guy. And you've probably heard of him. Yeah, he's a model. And it's a big deal. We're

everywhere together, everywhere. We have been to Cabo. We did some ayahuasca in Cabo. Now we're here. She goes, wow, here I am being swept off my feet, quite literally. Wow, I'm quite a nice princess. as they say. But now I'm taking things in a literal sense. And he does pick her up. So she has literally swept off of her feet. You know what? And he goes- She's coming off of like being married to like a literal piece of like gross, you know, gray person. And I'm not just talking about his hair. He just was gray. And she needs to have some fun with like a young, hot guy. Like I'm all for it.

Yeah. Well, she's she seems. She seems, seems to be happy and having fun, so that's good. And she has a discussion with him where, well, first he's like, let's race. And she's like, um, that's why I married to an old person because I don't have to race. He never says, let's race. Well, why would you ask me to race? Yeah. Which really I liked.

I got. I got that. I felt that. Mm-hmm. Um, so they have a conversation about Todd. And she just feels so bad because, you know, she's like huge. She's like a huge star. Like, people are following her.

Pops. The Papps are everywhere. And she's like, I was really trying to keep you a secret. You know, like we were in, we were at that press event at Bravo Conn. Like some huge thing. It's like, and I really wanted it to be a secret. But then the Paps got on and, you know, Todd had, Todd read it. He read it.

And I felt bad for Kant. And I also feel bad for you because I'm sure the last thing that you want is fame. And it must be really, really hard on you. He's like, yeah, it's really hard. He's like, yeah, it was really hard to be at the Super Bowl and have people want to take photos with you and, like, be in the private, the VIP area. It was really tough.

It's like, there was so much. The dress is just pounding me every, the paparato or everywhere. My God. There were so many people staring at me in that football game. I just felt like catching a ball. I was like, what am I in the game?

Let me be, boys. boys over here I was getting stacked left and right by the paparazzi God the buffets at that VIP room at the what's the football game

or what it's called at the Super Bowl at the Super Bowl so buffets they were just so intense it's just too much for a celebrity how much can one person eat as a taco bar hamburger bar an ice cream bar so much given to me.

For what? What have I done? What did I do to deserve this? What have I done? What did I do deserve being the Capital One VIP box? Having a glorious vegan nacho thing. I loved it. I mean, could you even tell there was cashew and that cheese?

Me neither. And it just made me feel so guilty, so guilty. It made me feel so guilty. It feels so bad about Todd and what he must be going through. He's like, wow, you're just so young and it shows him 30 and it shows her 40 and then it shows Todd like what the hell are you looking at? You better put my numbers by not my name son of a bitch. Todd, 1,000 years old. Todd, before people even started counting.

Yeah, before time was time. We have to carbon date Todd. We don't even understand. He's a forest mold from 30,000 BC in the Redwood. Yeah, so she's just happy to be happy. And you know what? You go, girl, I say. Go for it.

Yeah, why not? So then we go over to Brittany's house. Britney! I really missed Britney in the first episode. And here she is. The original Britney. I think Brittany, I think that would be too much power, you know? It's like when the wrong person is given superpowers and then they turn into a villain and then they just terrorize everybody and the offenders.

I don't, I think it's too much power for Brittany because she's really already so Brittany, you know? That's such a good point. Wow. Because I didn't even think about that. I was like, she's been wronged. They need to give her a snowflake. This is absolutely absurd. And then now hearing you say that, I'm like, oh, yeah, she's...

Well, no, I mean, I think that she does deserve it. It's just, it's terrifying to think what she would do with that power because she's already just, like, got cabreras, and she's already doing all of this. And I don't know. She's already living like she's got a snowflake. So if she had one, I think the show would just... The rooms would start on fire as she walked in.

You know, it's too much power. It's like the nuclear football. It's like no one should have that. Oh, my gosh, yeah. So we go to Brittany's. It's a big day because Brittany is making breakfast sandwiches for Whitney and Heather. It's big. It is big.

And they looked, honestly, they look pretty good. They were huge and they looked very good. And she also grilled the bread. She wasn't just like, here's an egg and some shitty microwave bacon. She really made good, large breakfast sandwiches. So she does that. Heather comes over. And Brittany's like, oh, Heather, I have something huge to tell you.

I am six weeks without a man. Heather's like, oh, wow, you went sober, sober on men? Yeah, I don't believe Brittany. I could practically smell Jared Osman, Donner. Ooh. That was nasty. It was, but don't you think that that's true as far as, like, if you've, been near Jared.

There is a smell, I think, to Jared. What do you think it is? It's like Drak on noir. Well, I met him. You did? Yeah. He smelled, I don't remember exactly the scent, but I remember he'd smell fine. Like, he smelled like a man that's like a, hey.

Just whatever that is, backpack, a lot of them. Hey. Hey, Carrie. Is that, did you say your name is Carrie? Carrie. God, it's good to meet you. Good to meet you. Good to meet you.

I don't think, yeah, I don't think, like, stinky smell. I think, like, very spicy cologne type of. Yes. Very cologna. So Whitney also comes over, and Brittany does her squeal all over again. We're like, oh, my God. So they come in and they start catching up, and they're talking about Bronwyn's new stud.

And Heather's like, Yeah, well, he came to the funeral, and then they went to Cabo to do ayahuasca. So, I mean, I guess everyone goes through a slut phase when you divorce. That's rude. I think it's rude to say somebody's a slut. Heather needs to rain it in a little. Love her, but come on. Yeah, and Whitney's like, well, but I didn't take any time for myself between relationships.

You should take a moment before you jump at. Whitney, you were still married when you jumped into your relationship. How are you going to take a moment? She's like, you know, when a merit, when you move too quickly into something, it's always good to have a pause. They're like, Whitney, who are you looking at? Nothing. I just want to make sure that this conversation is secret.

This is a private conversation. See your way out. And Whitney's like, yeah, I'm still confused about Bronwyn's boyfriend, Brandon, because I met him at the Sundance Film Festival. I was like, oh. I know. Wow. I didn't know. Really hobnobbing.

I didn't know which one you meant. Yeah. And we hung out, and she said, don't tell anyone. But then there's press releases. And then she was like, oh. no, there was a leak. So then I had to talk about it because there was a leak. And Heather's like, oh, really?

Is it a leak or a press release? Which is it? I love how much these women say the press. Yeah. No one says the press anymore except Housewives and Donald Trump. The press. Well, the press is, you know, they're banging my door down trying to get a quote for me. The media, the evil.

media, the left wing media. She's like, yeah, and then I read the left wing media, and then she had a boyfriend. I read the satanic left, and they're like, Whitney, no, don't, oh, I mean, what? I was dropping a drip of my blood onto an old rat corpse and talking to Satan when I are, Whitney, no, Whitney, no, Whitney, no, no, no. I did like when she imitated Meredith's stare. Yeah. She was like, Yeah.

She's like, I'm going to apologize because I, the drag queens made me say horrible things. And so I'm going to apologize to Meredith. But I'm afraid of her because she always looks at me like this. But do it. I want to see her stare. It was really funny. She did a really good job. And when she's not looking at you like this, she's looking at you like this.

she's looking at you like this. And then they would cut from her face to Meredith's face, being like, oh, yeah. It was kind of like shaking, but really intense with her eyes. And she's like,

I'm scared of her, so I'm going to apologize to Lisa and Meredith because of drag queens. I'd apologize. I'd be like on my knees apologizing to Meredith Marks. Yeah. Sorry.

They're not. But, but, uh, but, Whitney and Heather don't care. They're not afraid, you know? And were they getting that much backlash from that reunion, do you think, when they were like,

no, Lisa, you sell stories to the tabloids and Meredith. What was Meredith Singh last year that they kept accusing her of? Well, she, she, like, had a full meltdown on a plane and, like, refused to let the camera show it. And it was, like, this awful thing. And she didn't really address it, which I was very kind of, I was disappointed in her. but also I'm afraid of her so I can't express disappointment I would never express it to her face

but she yeah that was kind of left unanswered and Heather like they were all kind of like what the fuck and Meredith was just kind of like well it was a dark day for me I was very emotional and Britney was they're like you literally like took Britney's seat and was

plunging her head forward and she was like no I was simply emotional but five minutes like well I'm Sorry, I had to go to the restroom. And I stood up to go to the restroom and maybe I grabbed her seat because I had to stand up. Maybe I grabbed her seat. And so, am I supposed to soil myself and not get up to use the bathroom? I'm supposed to just sit there and remain absolutely still pissing in my shitting in my pants and just sitting there like an old, like an old baby festering.

And they're like, Meredith, God, no. These women don't even want me to relieve myself, Andy. They want me to piss myself. Don't you want me to shit my pants? I'll do it right now because you want me to. And they're like, no, Meredith, don't. Fine, I won't. Please.

And then that's when I was watching Crazy Rich Asians. So how could I possibly watch Crazy Rich Asians if I was yelling at somebody? Okay, what was the play? of crazy rich Asians. I can't remember the plot. I was emotional that day. At least she was. She watched her.

She was watching it. We watched it together. Yeah. I saw her watching crazy rich Asians. It was about Asian people. They were very rich. They all knew Beyonce there. And they were like,

Circe. All of them. They were like, they were queens in their own running their own houses. Queens of the Mountain. That's them. That's the Crazy Rich Asian movie. And that's also House of Quay.

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