Watch What Crappens - #3552 RHOSLC S7E2 Part Two: Lisa B Ski and Me With Carey O’Donnell
Episode Date: September 24, 2026This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe hilarious Carey O’Donnell @ecareyo from @sexyuniquepod joins @ronniekaram to talk about The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Lisa Barlow invites all of the sist...erhood to a ski day, where Whitney cries and apologizes very deeply for that time drag queens made her mean. Who will end up being the most like Cersei? And will Lisa ever remember a lyric to a Beyonce song? We’re back on tour Oct 3! Get our In the Mix tickets for your city at watchwhatcrappens.com. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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So you believe that Meredith really did have like a huge meltdown?
Yes.
100%.
But it'll never know about what really happened in Aspen.
Yeah.
I mean, I believe that one, too.
I don't know if I believed the extent that they all went to on the Kathy one.
I was like, what?
She did what?
But, like, I believe that she was like a diva and wanted Michael Jackson played.
Yeah, and I could see her calling, saying, old faggot.
Like, that's, and that's honestly kind of funny.
Well, you know, we've all been there in a club somewhere where you're just dying for Michael Jackson to be played because you knew him that one time.
And then when they don't play it, you're like, you old F word.
You old slur.
Yeah.
You old gay slur.
So, yeah, I believe Meredith had a fit on the plane, too.
I just didn't, I didn't really mind.
Like, I forgive.
Yeah, like, I love it.
I was just mad that they didn't get it on camera.
And I thought it was really fishy that nobody pulled out their phone to record it.
Even though on Salt Lake City, they're like, how dare you?
You're recording us?
You know, Meredith had that thing when Brittany was recording them on the bus.
So maybe they're just more paranoid about recording shit.
But I think even one of the customers on the plane, one of the other people, everyone's always ready with their phones.
So I was like, come on, America.
No, Meredith went into full lockdown.
Get me your phone.
You get me your phone, lady, from Milwaukee.
Give it to me right now.
I'm coming down in the back.
She goes on the intercom and she goes, I will be coming down the aisle right now to retrieve all cell phones.
So anyway, I didn't know that the fallout from the reunion was so much against Whitney and Heather that now they're coming back like, oh, we both really need to apologize because that's crazy.
Like they were really both going full force at the reunion.
So I don't know.
It just feels so weird that they're so apologetic now.
I know.
But they decide they're going to apologize.
and Heather's like, yeah, I was a real piece of shit to Lisa, you know, the real ultimate
girls trip thing.
You know, I really crossed a line.
I was drinking.
Oh, fuck all of you with this.
I was drinking.
I've denied this victim card.
Everybody on Housewives who's ever been in trouble has been drinking.
Like, what are we going to change it so that nobody can be drunk and yell at each other anymore?
Like, what am I going to watch?
I know. Heather was pretty vicious to her, it seemed, but like, I don't know. It's fun. It's like, let them, like, it's not, it's giving like when Kelly Bensonman was like, it was systematic bullying.
Yeah. But Lisa hasn't even done that yet. Yeah. Yeah. But Lisa hasn't even been like, well, she, I mean, she's been like, that was really mean. Like, I was trying to have my own experience with new girls. And then Heather came from me. But she's not like, I was bullied.
Like she's anti-star, like she's anti-celebrity.
And it really needs to stop.
She's anti-being famous, which is what I am.
So it's really hard for her to be around me.
Yeah, but I get it.
I'm just like a lot bigger than them, you know?
So Heather is like, I just really hurt Lisa's feelings.
You know, I was drinking and I just, I hope she can forgive me.
but maybe she'll burn me at the stake.
And I think, you know, part of me was like,
why are they being like this?
But then the other part of me remembers
this is kind of how they roll.
Every season, Whitney and Heather both show up
and they're like, why were we ever fighting?
Look, now me and Lisa are a friend.
Like last season, Heather spent the whole beginning of the season,
like, look at me and Lisa Barlow.
Whoever knew we'd be so close?
And then one time they went to a store
and she's like, well, Lisa, you do talk to blogs.
And you are hard to be friends with.
What?
I love you.
That's why I'm telling you.
That's why.
I know.
Such a shit for her.
But I guess you have to reset, right?
Exactly.
But no greater reset than a ski day.
Because Lisa, when she's referring to herself as Lisa B, I'm like, you're a pop star.
You are famous.
You are so much more famous than all these women.
Lisa B.
It's me.
Lisa B.
You know, like from one.
singer to another, Luann, like, I really respect what you're doing. Like, you really paved the way
for the rest of us. I look up to you as a mentor and as a, as a, as a full idol of what a woman in
music should be like. You're like Whitney Houston. You're like those Whitney Houston
lyrics. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, from that song. You're like Circe of music. You know, it's really
amazing.
You're like a Searcy single.
You're like a Searcy.
If Searcy had a big hit
single, a lead single of her upcoming
album, that's you.
Circee girl. Hey, girl.
Come Apreski with a
B. Shame. Shame.
The Searcy single.
What did I do? Why am I
naked in the streets right now?
What did I
ever do to all of you?
So now we're
we go to a place called Eight Settlers Distillery.
What is that name?
I have no idea.
The Eight Settlers. It sounds problematic.
It does.
There I said it.
No, it totally does.
So they go. All the ladies are gathering for...
Lisa B. Ski Day.
Uprice Ski with Lisa B.
That's what it is.
I've got my picture everywhere.
They show up that like Eight Settlers Distillery has like Lisa Barlow's face on it.
I know.
I loved it.
Well, seeing some of these women today is more painful than my facelift that I got.
Oh, look at me.
Find Meredith joking about facelifts.
I know.
I was like, Meredith was fully wearing a wig and revealed her new look.
She's in a place of healing, it seems, but she looks incredible.
But she also looks like she has a new face, a new head.
She does.
And it's funny because they're acting like, oh, my God, Mary.
Meredith is, you know, coming out about having a facelift.
It's so bold and so brave.
Meredith has, like, refused to talk about having a facelift for, like, what, 10 years now?
What year is this?
Eight.
Yeah.
And every year she comes with a fabulous new face.
And whoever she goes to, really, I mean, wigs off, because you guys are great.
But she, yeah, she's always like, how dare you?
I've never had anything done.
And this year, she's like, yes, I'm saying I have a face left.
Where's the parade?
Her facelift is so extreme that it's like she has a new identity.
So she didn't address it.
It would be like actually insane.
So like she has no choice.
She's like, yes.
I've had a little tweak.
They're stopping her at the contactless entry at the airport.
They're like, oh, sorry.
The machine keeps beeping, ma'am.
Her biometrics are.
like not the same as they were. So like she has to it. She must address it for continuity.
And it's only been a month, she says. She said she got a facelift a month ago, which is crazy.
because any little shit that I've had done,
I mean, it takes me like a year to heal anything.
And she's just like, well, here I am.
It's one month.
Sorry, can't ski, but it's been a month.
The month.
How are you even walking around?
That's a, you know, she's so strong.
She's so strong.
All these women are so strong.
I would absolutely skip the slopes and just hang with Meredith at the chalet and just after
her better faiths.
Yeah, me too.
and just like try not to look behind her ears or wherever, you know?
Can I touch it?
She does look really good.
But also, I think they all wear wigs all the time.
People are commenting a lot on Meredith's wig, but doesn't every real housewife wear a wig?
What do you think?
Yeah, I think everyone just is wigging.
Yeah, I think so.
So Meredith is annoyed with Whitney.
She's like a little nap flying in her face.
And Whitney's saying,
Um, hi, hi, Meredith.
Whoops, I tried to hug Meredith, but Angie was there instead.
And so then I hug Angie.
Sorry.
So they all meet.
I don't think Angie was even, I don't think Angie stepped up in that moment.
I think she was already there.
But Whitney's like, well, oh, I accidentally hugged Angie instead of Meredith.
Yeah, I was suspicious.
She was like trying to make a moment of the,
Like, she's, she used Angie's body as, like, a prop in this moment, and I didn't appreciate it.
Yeah.
Don't use her for her fun games.
Yeah.
Don't.
It's not, it's not fair, and it's not right.
So, Quai comes in, everybody comes in, basically.
They're all like, oh, look at us, skiing together.
We're like sisters, starting over again.
And Whitney tells us about Quai, and they've been so close.
They've shared so many fourths.
of July's together, Whitney puts on fireworks shows, and one time she lit her sister-in-law
Sherry on fire.
But don't worry, she was okay.
She goes, I throw a barefoot fireworks party every year.
I was like, what?
Is that what it was?
Yeah.
A barefoot party.
I didn't understand that word.
She said I threw some fireworks parties.
Yeah.
No shoes.
Everyone has to have fireworks thrown at their feet and they have to run its feet.
feet and they have to run as fast as they can off our property.
So everyone gives their little one-sentence thoughts about quai.
And Bronwyn's like, um, I don't know quai, but um,
quai rhymes with why? Like, why would you wear that outfit?
I was like, Bronwyn, you're one to talk. Okay.
Tagliacci.
You're sitting there in a pile of red feathers right now when you're saying.
Yeah. You literally, you literally,
You literally wear, like, a sectional couch on top of your shoulders.
But at least I pay for it.
Unlike some people who don't pay fashion designers.
It's time for a commercial.
It's time for a crappence commercial.
Now they get on the sprinter van and Heather's,
Why does this smell like sewage in here?
Typically, Lisa Barlow van.
why does it smell it?
Lisa's like,
maybe it's the broccoli.
Sometimes broccoli smells like sewage.
Why is Heather always coming for me?
She knows what she did,
calling my sprinter van,
sewage smelling,
and like trying to ruin my name.
That was very rude.
Yeah.
I think...
I think it's...
I think it's the broccoli.
It's the crudite.
She's like, it smells like shit in here, Lisa.
It smells like,
smells like ass.
Smells like a dead guy's asshole.
Why is she trying to ruin me?
Why is she trying to ruin my sprinter van's reputation?
It's not fair.
No, I only do the best sprinter vans in all of Utah.
This is not true.
Blake lively was on this sprinter van.
So they start talking about Whitney, you know,
performatively not drinking because Whitney's like,
I will not have a toast with a drink.
drink only Monster Energy because I'm working on myself.
God, the taste, I'm getting like acid flashbacks to like the taste of Monster Energy drink.
It's not good.
It's not good.
Oh, it's disgusting.
It tastes like medicine.
It's awful.
Yeah.
I used to drink, well, like for a second, I would drink vodka and red Bulls.
I don't know.
Oh, of course.
And I was like, oh, I'll drink vodka and red Bulls.
bolt.
So Meredith tells everybody she's not drinking or skiing because of her face left.
And Whitney's like, wow, I knew something was different, but I didn't know if it was her face or her wig.
But I love that she's...
That was pretty good.
But I love that she's admitting that she got a facelift and a wig.
And the producer's like,
uh,
she didn't,
she doesn't say she's wearing a wig.
She's like,
Whoops.
Oh.
She's,
she's getting her little jabs in.
Uh,
so then,
um,
they,
Patrick announces,
Patrick,
sorry,
Bronwyn announces that she's going to do a St.
Patrick.
Patrick.
Patrick.
Saint.
He's a saint.
Mm-hmm.
So she announced
that she's going to do a St. Patrick's trip to San Francisco.
Because I lived there for a long time.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And you're going to seem like a different side of me in San Francisco.
Like, wow, sisterhood.
We're all going to San Francisco.
But wait a minute.
Will there be gays there that try to make me look bad?
Yeah.
Whitney like gulps at the idea of San Francisco.
She's like, oh, no.
They're going to possess me again, these gays.
It is giving Tanya from White Lotus just being forced into fuckery by gays.
These gays, they're trying to kill me.
So Bronwyn is saying it's been tough with Lisa, but you know what?
She did invite me to ski day.
So we're sisters.
It's a sisterhood.
So they go skiing and Heather starts asking.
When Bronwyn said about San Francisco, she goes, and ladies, remember, there's any
Tom Foolery, Alcatraz is right there.
Heather starts getting on Bronwyn.
She's like, I want to hear about this new man, Bronwyn.
So, I mean, you went and did ayahuasca.
That's drugs.
And you did them with Brandon.
I mean, that's so crazy.
So you're, like, already comfortable enough to barf all over the place and poop from doing
Ayahuasca.
And Meredith goes,
who said something about poop?
I will not
shit my pants. And they're like,
Meredith, we're not talking about that.
Oh, okay.
You will not keep me in the seat.
It's okay, Meredith.
Where are the bathrooms on this van?
I will not be kept in this seat.
I will be relieving my...
No, Meredith, we're not talking about
relieving you.
We're talking about...
Bronman doing ayahuasca with her gay boyfriend.
Oh.
Why did Heather jump to, wow, you did ayahuasca with your boyfriend.
You're really comfortable barfing and pooping all over yourself.
What is that, is that an ayahuascan thing that you go do ayahuasca, then you poop yourself and barf on the people that you're with?
I've never done it, but yes, you apparently shit or throw up.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's like a whole thing.
Well, then I agree with Heather.
That's not really a good, like, just.
starting dating thing. I don't want to like poop on somebody.
No. That's like a year in.
Maybe. That's when we're trying to rekindle things.
So we're trying to really let it all hang out.
So they're all having their opinions and they're like, wow, she's single, good for her.
Let her go poop on somebody if she wants to. That's what I say. And Angie's like, well,
I won't do anything like ayahuasca because I, you know,
comes from a frog.
I will not do frog things.
It's a frog.
I won't do anything with a frog.
It's like, ding, it is not from a frog.
So then I guess I keep saying they're going to ski,
but I keep thinking they're skiing right now.
I mean, the skiing is kind of anticlimactic.
Like Lisa Barlow makes it up on the chairlift,
and then immediately, it's like, no, I can't be here and turns around.
Yeah.
Well, she couldn't, she couldn't hack it at her own.
party and she was getting on the gondola, but then she fell off and they were laughing, but it's
because somebody was sitting in her gondola.
Like, she was waiting for the gondola to slide and get her, but then it was a man who was
there.
And she's like, I wasn't prepared for that.
I thought it was going to be a gondola, not warm legs.
Who was this man?
All my life, I've been, he's a man that I've been seeing since I was a child.
Back when I lived in New York, in Schenectady, New York.
He's a man that haunted the roads of Schenectady, the sitting man.
I would see him on park benches all the time in the mall at pizza places, on the train going into New York.
And now here he is in the gondola.
I can't get rid of the sitting man.
You know what when little girls see sitting man, they murder somebody.
Whoa, did I say that out loud?
It never happened.
Never happened.
It never happened.
They say if you sit on him, you murder people.
Who was that person that girls were like murdering people?
And they're like, but I saw.
Oh, their shadow face.
Yes, slender man.
It was sitting, man.
It was a guy who sits down and then little girls murder people.
I don't know.
It's very sursy.
Yes, Beyonce.
It's very, it's very sercy.
It's very queen behavior.
Queen.
Uh-oh, not another queen.
Who am I going to call the C-word now?
Now, please make them.
Whitney, stop.
Stop, Whitney.
The sitting man is different.
So, oh, the guy's name was Philip.
I don't know who he is, but she's like, I didn't expect Philip's legs, which I think we've all said before.
So then Lisa gets to the top and like you said, she was like, no, I can't do this.
There's ice on the mountain.
I'm not going to ski when there's ice.
That's crazy.
I'm taking the gondola back down.
Goodbye.
I.
Meredith goes, I only dance on tables in St. Box and San Trapet.
Okay.
Where it's appropriate.
It's appropriate.
So now we go to Meredith and Kauai hanging out.
And Kauai's like, oh my gosh, we have so much fun together.
Don't we, Meredith?
We are so close.
We're such good friends.
Aren't we, Meredith?
Aren't we?
And she's like, oh, yeah, I know this girl.
from Sundance. We did caviar bumps together.
Yeah. What are you thinking of that?
Yeah, we're a crazy night doing caviar bumps together.
And we took a car home, or we took a car rather,
to the same after party, and I fell asleep.
But at least they let me go to the bathroom with that part.
You know, I'll tell you that's much better than these women.
I mean, quite. Whitney is a little asshole.
I mean, she said she hates me on a stage, and she's accused me of having a drinking problem,
and now she's saying that she did it because she's drinking.
I mean, come on.
And as the mother of a gay son, for her to attack me on stage at a drag brunch,
I find a little homophobic.
Absolutely against gay toddlers, which I do not appreciate.
I support gay babies, where I, I support gay babies,
wherever they are.
And she's speaking out against me,
which means she's speaking out events,
gay babies.
Whitney and Lisa have a talk.
Whitney pulls Lisa aside.
And she's like,
well, I'm trying not to get emotions,
but I want to apologize.
Because the truth is,
I have unresolved things with alcohol.
Sorry.
All right, that's okay.
Yeah, but yeah, but it's really, you know, I was, but I was coping with alcohol and that's, it's actually very cool.
What?
It's very clear.
Yeah.
I thought it was because I was an alcoholic and I was just filling it, but it is cold.
You know, where I come from in New York, I grew up where loyalty is dick.
I mean, thick.
So, you know, I, I think.
loyalty is very important. And if you don't display that loyalty to me, then yeah, it's a real
teaching moment for me. This is where they start doing, she's like this and start making stuff
up. So Whitney's like, well, Lisa and me are like those Velcro balls, you know, like you can
pull them apart, but then they'll still be on the other side of each other. And Lisa's like,
me and Whitney.
I mean, Whitney's like a cotton candy machine.
Like, you just put a stick in something.
And then it goes around and around and more shit gets on the stick.
And you're like, ew, cotton candy.
I actually like that one.
It's like, ew, cotton candy.
We should do that.
We should brand that.
Vita cotton.
And then Whitney's like, yeah.
But Lisa and me are like a rubber band.
And then you could stretch the rubber band, but then it's almost going to break.
But then you let go and then it snaps back.
Yes, we always come back to each other.
We are rubber and blue.
What sticks on me comes back and sticks on...
Sticks on me again.
It's so sticky.
It's like cotton candy.
I hate this.
Okay.
And Lisa goes,
Do I believe Whitney?
No. Do I think she wants us to be friends and wants it to be better?
Yes.
Do I think she's severely damaged?
Yes.
I love severely damaged.
Do I think like she's severely stupid?
Yes.
But you know what?
You have to be nice to stupid people.
What are you going to do?
So I forgave her.
She's like, yeah.
We're like rubber bands.
And now they go have dinner
together in the restaurant there, and this is hilarious.
They walk in, and everything is pictures of Lisa.
They're just everywhere.
They're unlike the napkins, you know, the silverware roll-ups.
They're all the hostess stand.
The waiters are coming out, and Lisa masks.
I love it.
Yeah.
Merrick goes, I'm guessing the table is ours, ladies.
What?
Wow, Lisa, this is such a good picture of you.
from the fifth grade.
Lisa's really,
Whitney's really trying to let everyone know
she's continuing to not drink.
I'm like, okay, we get it.
I say this as a sober person.
I'm like, girl, we get it.
Yeah.
She's like, hi, can I have a waiter
so I cannot order some alcohol?
Hi, I will have whatever non-alcohol
is made for people who want alcohol
but don't want it
for non-alcohol-related reasons.
Could you bring me some alcohol so we could talk about our dysfunctional relationship?
I love alcohol.
My new, Whitney Rose's new brand of non-alcoholic is called alcohol.
It's not with a you.
I don't drink alcohol anymore.
So.
Alcohol?
You can have alcohol.
And yes, there's a difference.
Whitney.
is really trying. So she's had her makeup thing with Lisa. And so now she tries it. And she knows
it's not going to go well with Meredith. And you know how when people are like, oh, this is going to be a
bad breakup, I think I'll do it in a public restaurant so they can't yell at me, you know?
Of course. So they're all gathered there. And she's like, Meredith, I thought this would be a
good time to say, I'm sorry because my behavior was bad. But I have a reckoning with alcohol.
And you don't have to accept it. But I hope we can just move on from.
I'm here.
And Meredith just goes, yeah, that's not going to happen.
Yeah, she goes, she goes, I don't hate you, Meredith.
I hate how I behaved.
And Meredith goes, yeah, that's not going to happen.
Like, what did you think, Whitney?
Of course, she's not.
Meredith is the last person to give you that in Pupp, especially in front of people.
Yeah.
But also, you just spent the last 20 seasons or whatever it's been coming for Meredith constantly.
And I feel like it's always the people who do shit to you that are like, listen, I'm so sorry that happened.
Can we just start over from here?
No, we can't start over?
Like, I get to marinate on how wrong you were.
Yeah.
It's like fair.
Yeah, that's not going to happen.
No.
It's also a bad housewise move, though, on Meredith's part because the audience falls for this shit every time.
If you come back and you're like, that was because I was drinking.
I'm really seriously considering that now.
And so now I'm a better person.
You're supposed to say, okay, I forgive you.
And then just move on.
And I think the audience is going to be like, fuck Meredith.
Whitney's really trying.
And she's being vulnerable.
And Meredith just won't accept it.
Mrs. Wigg will have none of this.
And everyone needs to just like absolutely.
all expectations because she's breaking these rules.
Yeah.
Commercials.
Here comes one right now.
And Bronwyn's like, well, Whitney, you don't have to cry, Whitney.
You know, Meredith's, Meredith doesn't have to accept your apology, but you still
paid it.
And Whitney's crying again.
She's like, uh, weh.
And, um, Heather, who's supposedly going to be really nice to Meredith now, is like,
maybe her wig is too tight.
Maybe she got her face lift.
too much. Maybe she's too
facelifted to hear, sorry.
Yeah.
And then, and then
Mary goes, well, I'm actually,
I'm grateful. She said what
she said, because she was being honest about how
she feels about me. And
Whitney goes, no, I don't feel that way.
And then Heather goes,
well, Meredith, because Heather
at this point is like a little toasted. And she's like,
I mean, you were on a
podcast saying that was
homophobic.
Okay, and this is a, first of all, I love your Heather. That shit's hilarious. Also, no, she was not on a podcast saying you were homophobic. No, she wasn't. And they play the podcast clip. And she said, you said I was a pill popper and a homophobe. And they played it from the two teas thing. And Meredith is like, well, here's something. I called Bronwyn. And she had, you know, she was upset because Heather was making fun of her for being a lesbian after making out with a woman or something. And she was breaking down, very upset. And I didn't like that.
of being guappamized.
Do you feel like that was calling Heather a homophobe?
I kind of do.
I kind of think Meredith is very, like, policey with, like, LGBTQ things, which, okay, I get,
like, her son is gay, but, like, I do think she's very smart.
She's, like, she's an attorney, after all.
And I think that she knows what she's saying.
And I do think she was implying it without saying it.
But it kind of for me, I was like, Heather is a lot.
lot of things, but she's not a homophobic.
So it's like, she was just teasing Bronwyn out of like a body broad kind of way, I think.
Like, yeah, I think she-out on her, too.
Do you eat a pussy?
But, like, I just think that's her being, like, kind of drunk and horny.
Yeah, because Heather has had so many of her own, like, oh, Chen Shaw and me, you know,
like, lifting their shirts and, like, touching their boob.
I think it's just, like, fun.
girly things.
But maybe Bronwyn was upset.
Like, well, but she was saying that, you know,
she was making fun of me for kissing a girl.
I don't know.
Is that clear?
I felt like Bronwyn was then taking Heather side.
Yeah.
Bronwyn was like, yeah,
why are you making it sound like I'm in a fight with Heather?
Meredith goes,
I didn't call you a homophobe.
And Bronwyn goes, well, Meredith,
you did heavily imply it.
Yeah.
And she's like, yeah.
you're making it seem like there's a problem with me and Heather.
And she's like, well, what I said was 100% true.
And that's where I want more questions instead of Meredith getting upset.
I want her to say, like, Bronwyn, didn't you tell me that you were upset that Heather was making fun of you for making out with another girl, you know?
But she gets so like, they get her.
You know, they get her every time.
Like Meredith says like, oh, I'm so I'm above it all.
I will disengage.
But she, they really do.
They can trigger her every time.
She's very defense.
She's like the most defensive,
one of the most defensive housewives ever, I think.
Like she's just...
Yeah.
But you know what?
It's okay because, like,
I have walls up because of you guys, too.
Like, I would be defensive if I was married at two.
Like, you guys make me put walls up.
I didn't know where I come from.
There were no walls.
We lived outside, actually.
We lived in the woods.
The Blair Witch was chasing up all the time.
Yeah.
that's where we first saw the sitting man.
We were being chased by him in the woods of...
The sitting man haunted the woods.
The sitting man and the Blair Witch teamed up together.
They were friends.
Then Kui chimes in.
I was like, whoa.
This is where I was like, okay.
Yeah, Kauai's like, well, all I see is someone getting teamed up on because now they're coming, you know, now they're like, oh, shut up, Lisa, you know.
and Angie's like Lisa, you're a liar
and Kwite's like, no, you guys are teaming up on Lisa.
And Angie's like, well, you don't really know us
so you cannot say, so let Bronwood keep being mad at
Lisa and Meredith.
She was, okay, but you don't really know us,
so like you can't really join in.
And I was like, oh.
I always love that.
That's very like when Vicky would always say that to a new,
she goes, you're the new girl.
You have to shut up.
I've started to shout out.
I started to shop.
You're new.
Shut out.
I created the show.
I created it.
But that's what they did to Angie, and that's what Meredith used to do to Angie.
Like, oh, how even is this?
I don't want to talk to the new girl.
And now Angie's doing it to a new girl.
Oh, how they grow.
It's your beats, right?
Yeah.
It's just the cycle of life.
So then this is where I found quite questionable, because her talking head, she said,
said, whoa, listening to them fight is like the Adam West Batman shows because it's like bang, boom, shabam.
Yeah, I was like, what?
What are you, what are you?
85 years old?
This is like the little rascals.
That's spanky, just always getting in trouble.
Now I'm like quite as much older than she said she is.
She's like, she was watching Adam West Batman in like the early 60s.
Yeah, because she even had to say like Adam West.
It's not just, it's not the Michael Keaton Batman.
Oh.
You know, she's like, this was the original.
No, the boing.
Yeah.
I'm like, you're, you're, you're, you were born before World War II.
Got it.
She's like, this is violent, like the first stamp for letters.
that I ever saw.
Like what?
They're like, why what?
She has nothing.
This is like when France,
this is just like that time
France Ferdinand was assassinated
and kicked off World War I.
Huh?
What?
This reminds me of Magellan
getting upset when he was pulling into America.
Like, what?
Why, what?
I have nothing.
She's just like Circe.
Isn't she?
She's amazing.
We,
Yeah, she ends a mountain, so whatever.
So Heather's like, ladies, enough is enough.
We are sisters.
And sisters need to come together and not go back into cycles of sisters, not being sisters.
What are we non-sisters?
I was like, Heather, you just like started all those.
That's how it rolls.
Heather starts it.
And then she's like, why is everybody fighting?
Yeah.
Can we just come together?
Let's just be sisters again.
Yeah, and so they all agree that they're just going to start over again.
And so they just all laugh.
They're like, ah, we're sisters.
For now.
For now.
Because we see clips of San Francisco where they're fighting again next week.
So random.
San Francisco is so random.
Love it.
But, like, I just, they, all the California,
We talk about it a lot
how like on the Valley when they went
to San Diego. I'm like California Board of
Tourism is like, has Bravo
by the neck.
It really does and how they act
like it's so glamorous every time.
They're like, oh, are we going to really do this in
glamorous San Diego?
Yeah, this is San Diego.
Yeah, this is San Diego.
It's like fucking crazy. We're going to San Diego.
It's like,
What?
Luke, please don't do this to me right before we go to San Diego.
Yeah, like, I just want to enjoy San Diego.
Like, you know I love it there.
Like, don't do this to me.
How could your own lock on this in San Diego?
They are like that, but Salt Lake City used to never even get to go out of town.
They would be like, okay, you can go five free from the city limits.
Jen's ankle monitor will start electrocuting her if she leaves the county.
Carrie, thank you so much for being with me.
What a joy.
You're a glorious man, and I really appreciate you being here.
I love your podcast so much.
And thanks for being here so much.
Like, you were here a really long time.
I also kept you waiting 10 minutes because I couldn't plug my computer properly.
To watch.
So thank you.
To do this with you with Magic Hour, like creeping into my place, I feel very lucky.
It really is.
You're like sepia tones now.
I know.
I'm in the dust bowl.
Quay.
Back in the Dust Bowl.
What, Quay?
What?
Back with the Great Depression first hit.
Before we had screen doors, sprily rough.
Back when I was doing jump rope for pennies on the traveling carnival.
Thank you so much for being here.
Everybody love you.
Go get tickets, by the way, for Crappins.
We start October 3rd.
I guess we should mention that.
We're going to be in Chicago and Kansas City.
Boca tickets, please. Oh my God. And Carrie, thanks so much for being here. Follow Carrie on
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