Watch What Crappens - #367 RHOBH Game Night: Sorry

Episode Date: January 12, 2017

It’s the annual Game Night on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and to celebrate, Kim Richards is back to make someone play Sorry. Also, Dorit tries to dip into the lady pond and Eileen yammers on some more about vaginas. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Are you sure this is something we discussed? Benta Blondar. What is this? I mean, now that we've all seen your pretty little push, Ronnie, I thought I'd get you something funny and gave some underwear. Hopefully Ben won't show his for joiner today. Hi, everyone. Fucking to read.

Hi, everyone. Welcome to read. Hi everyone. Welcome to the real Housewives of Bivola Hills episode. I'm so glad to be here being. I mean, we get so much knocked out in the very beginning of this now. I don't even know what to do at the beginning. I know. Well, we can mention that we are five days a week. And if you haven't subscribed to us on iTunes, then guess what? You might not be listening as efficiently as you could be. So they're

for shame. Yeah. Listen efficiently. Any podcast host ever told you that? Listen efficiently. They heard it here, friends. This way we will come to you. You don't have to come to us. Oh, Lord. Well, it is so good to be here on this following day, especially watching this passive aggressive ass show. Last night after I watched it, I was watching that mini series Olive Kittredge with Francis McDormand from HBO. It's amazing, okay.

I've refused to watch it because I don't know. It's just like, oh, you're gonna feel things. Sounds like gross. But it is my life story, okay. This woman is basically playing me. It's just this grumpy bitch. It makes everybody miserable in her life's ass. Olive Kitchwich is about the first podcaster in 1932.

She would record her thoughts onto a Vectrola. And she would distribute these giant cylinders of talk to everyone who was waiting on the soup kitchen lines during the depression. Yeah, it just made me feel so good about myself. I was like, look, she won a Golden Globe for playing me. So, you know what what I'm okay. I Thought you were gonna. I thought you were gonna join in on my golden globe vision boarding because for those of you who didn't listen to the bonus episode I went on a whole rant about how I would like a golden globe nomination

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Now let's get to this episode. This week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills You know what the hell I lean Come on I lean Truly come on I lean fucking I lean man. I lean is so I lean I lean is so I lean in this episode. She really is. It's like let it fucking go between her not being able to let anything go Vander pump not being able to let anything go. Vander pump not being able to let anything go. No one can let anything go. Just let it go. Well, Vander pump was smart. She just dressed up like Madonna and sat on the sidelines this week, you know. But, but Eileen was very alien, but as we mentioned last week with Doreet, she has the power with

Doreet. You know, at least of Vander pump, she's going up against, you know, least of Vander pump. That's the, that she's the queen at the top, but to read is nothing. And so even though Eileen is being so Eileen, it's actually working for her, you know, because to read is to read is like an idiot. She doesn't understand things and she gets very, very defensive and then she gets mad at you for making her defensive. So Eileen is now just frustrated. True.

Yes. Still very Eileen. I lean in a way that I like and I can get behind. You know, there was a moment where I was rooting for her because I was like, oh my God, Eileen can finally be Eileen because she's up against an idiot, you know. But the cog and every season's will was back this episode. Cue it! Yeah.

You can never get past Kim. She will throw a rock under your skateboard any damn day. She didn't care who you are Does not care you will never be able to escape to which mountain when she's around. Yeah, Kim takes Dorit's craziness to a level that you can't even comprehend I mean Kim not only doesn't let things go. She doesn't remember what happened in the first place Hello, a Dorit's just pretending not to remember. Kim literally doesn't remember I don't think. Yes. I think you can watch yourself on TV and be like, who's that pretty lady? Like she doesn't even know where she is half the time. Yes. So why don't we just dive in the show picks up exactly where it left off last week, which is at this lunch at Camille's place

The show picks up exactly where it left off last week, which is at this lunch at Camille's place, where, again, Eileen is trying to talk to DeRite about this situation, where it's like a two-prong situation that's happening. One prong is Eileen kind of telling DeRite, hey, stop talking about my, like, six people in my family dying, and at least a Vanderpump, like, you don't know what happened,

so just don't talk about it. And then the other prong is saying, hey, when you gave Erica those panties, it kind of blinds at us, it was sort of embarrassed her. So you should know that. But look at what you've caused. So it was three pronged because the other prong is, and then then you say don't remember. You know, there's like three things. I rejected the prongs. That's a thing. I lean gave her a fork and then to

return it into a knife. I don't play ping pong. Sorry. It's like, I'm gonna take my prongs. I'm sorry. I just, you know, I don't remember everything that people say. I'm so sorry. I don't remember everything. I do not say that. I specifically do not say that I lean. I said this. This is like, oh, so which one? Do you remember everything or nothing? And she was like, I don't eat prongs. I'm sorry.

That's class. Yeah, I lean's biggest issue to me. Like her, her super hero. Well, I wouldn't call her super hero. But if this was her crypt tonight, is that she cannot phrase a fight. I lean. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. biggest issue to me, like her, her superhero, I wouldn't call her superhero, but if this was her kryptonite, is that she cannot phrase a fight. Like, I lean, pick a fight, decide what your fight's going to be, learn how to phrase it in

a sentence girl, and then use it. But right now she's like, but you know, but, and then she does this thing with your ret, who still pretend that she can't remember anything, you know. She's like, will to read the displacement of the edification of the, I'm like, stop you trying to get to work. You're trying to get to work. Like, did you, because we stopped doing marriage medicine, you're doing quad now? Oh, by the way, sub-announcement, we are no longer doing marriage medicine on Fridays, it's going to be summer house.

Sorry honey. But I think that has transpired because we've been demoted, come off the waterfall, grab this schedule. But I think to Doreet, that's how I lean sounds. You can't use that many big words to Doreet that you do sound like Guad to Doreet. She's like, what? Yeah. What's your talk in a bat, Mary and Wibb stop.

Doreet will Doreet again does this bullshit thing. She's like, you know, I'm terribly sorry, but I don't have any idea what this fight with Lisa van der Pomp is about. I know, I don't know, it's between you guys. I don't know anything that happened. Not a single thing. Shut up Doreet, you know everything.

You know everything. And then on top of that, by the way, also, I don't know why Eileen cares. Why does Eileen care to clear the air with Doreet of all people? I understand what Lisa Vanderpump. Lisa Vanderpump is the queen. Everyone wants to be accepted by Lisa Vanderpump. And it's also she runs the show essentially.

You want to be in her good graces. But who cares about Doreet? Doreet doesn't get it. It's like, okay, well, I tried. Moving on, pass me the rosé. Eileen does not care. I mean, if they showed E lean going into the target to buy one of her blouses and one of the one of the target ladies, you know, said something

rude to her, her whole storyline the whole year would be going back to that target and trying to explain to customer service why she's pissed. Like, I lean gets mad over the dumbest shit and she cannot let it go. Well, she gets self-conscious about it turning into something bigger than it is. So she'd go to be a customer service be like, I just want to clarify something from when I was in here yesterday. When I returned to Kit Kat Bar, it's just, I just wanted my money back. That's all. And I just feel like it's become a thing now. And I don't want it to be a thing.

I just want to be small, but, you know, it's just a Kit Kat Bar, but now it's like a thing and now I'm a villain in the target. I just, I don't want to be the villain of target anymore. That's all. I mean, I love you. You took the Kit Kat Bar back, but then you put a sticker on it. And I thought, why are they putting a sticker on it? Now it's marked and everybody's gonna know I lean sent this back. That sticker probably says I lean sent it back. Now I'm the villain.

And I just wanted to, I just wanted to make sure that when people are shopping for Kit Kat, they're not thinking about what a villain I am because that's not what I'm trying to be. And I thought everything was fine. I go home and you put a commercial that says, give me a break. I mean, I don't get that. Give me a break. Give me a break I mean I don't get that give me a break give me a break give me a piece of that kick-cat bar I mean I just feel like it's become a thing now on a national level and I'm just just trying to try to return to kick-cat bar that's all I'm just I feel like this is a little weird I just feel a little weird I mean that's it I don't want to be dragged into. No. I don't want to be dragged into the drama with you and the savander.

You fucking idiot. Yes, you do. Yeah. And then I, but I also like, I mean, so you have Eileen who is very sensitive, but I, I actually feel like as much as we rag on Eileen and how, annoying it can be that Eileen, in her effort to totally, totally clarified and understood and make sure on the same pay way that she always makes things go out of control, I feel like it's for a good purpose, but Duret is very self-absorbed. And so, when Eileen says, all I was saying was that I think Eric I felt blindsided and treats like well No, I feel like you're taking a dig at me like wait that was a dig and she's like no

I just I feel like I'm on the hot seat now and you know I might a little rump my pretty little rump is a little warm right now And I don't really appreciate it right now. I like I'm on the hot seat. I lean taking a dig. How can I meet? It's even hotter my little rump because I'm wearing underwear and take a poke at me. It's even hot on my little rump because I'm wearing underwear. Ah! Ah! Eric, look what I got myself.

I got myself one of those little foam cushions you could see how many on the hot seat, because I'm on the hot seat. You're basically a hemorrhoid. This girl, she does a typical politician thing. First, she's like, I don't remember what? Uh-uh, that never happened. I don't know.

What are you talking about? And then she turns to the end of, you're bullying me. You're bullying me. But then I lean. I lean within a point because I lean it's like, well, with all due respect to reach, you can take it because you're the one who gave the underwear to Erica. It's like, it's a joke. So you can take it too.

You're like, I'm sorry. I don't remember any underwear. I don't know, I can't be, I can't be excited to remember everything. I'm sorry. And then we get the, we get Camille. I just, you know, Camille really in season one was just a nightmare, but watching her try to repair her, her reputation

season by season by coming back and just pretending she's dumb and she doesn't get anything so she's not dragged into any fights. Camille goes, well I'm not really sure what these girls have been saying about to read but it must be something and then the camera just stays on her and the producers are like you better say something else, bitch. Like we drove all the way to Malibu, you know, as he goes, there's chatter. Okay, Camille. Great. Well, I liked also that to read, I mean, to read is really trying to manipulate the situation because she gave Erica this underwear as it was a passive aggressive joke and everyone picked up on it and they've mentioned it to Doree that like hey it was humiliating for and now Doree is using them of trying to make Erica feel uncomfortable when it was Doree who did originally

because she's like I just I feel like it was just left at the table you know like like like Erica's panties were on front little pretty push were left in the drawer that one day I think it's left at the table that was over and you're bringing it up and trying to make it sound like I'm trying to wind Erica up but it's really your one winding Erica I just feel like it's just an attack right now. And it means like I don't think anyway of doing that shut up. I like how I lean just happy she's forced to get direct with Doreet. Yes.

You know she's like no one said that. No we said Doreet's okay, what can I do next? Oh, I know, I'll bring Kyle into it. She's like, I just think that, you know, I thought it was dropped, you know, just like your panties are always dropped, you know, if that was over and done on the floor, left it on the floor, leave nothing on the floor except your panties there. Like, your, your, your, your boots,

I thought it was dropped and then I have to talk into Kyle. Kyle gave me the impression that Eric might have unresolved issues. And then they like cut to it and Eric and Doreet them would be like, do you think she has an unresolved issues? Kyle's like, I think she was just, so just blindsided. You brought it up Doreet, you brought it up. Oh, it's so hilarious to me because Doreet knows what she's doing and she went to talk to every single cast member about it.

And if Erica, you know, Erica is doing a very good job, I think it dealing with Doree because she's just like, look, you know, by the giant, I'm sick of talking about by the giant, but I felt like you were making fun of me. Which of course she did because she talks to Doree or she talks to Eileen and she talks to Rina and those, you know, those girls get all upset over every little thing. I mean, you can't, it was a passive aggressive gesture for her. It was, but at the same time, this is a girl who's built her entire career around her vagina.

Like she grabs her fucking vagina, pat the pusher whenever. So it's like, I don't know. I think she did have a good sense of humor about it first. I think Erica just needs to be more to the point and say, listen to me, shut the fuck up. The end.

Well, she has. She kind of has. I think I agree. I think that when they keep trying to clip, and when Doreet first gives her the undies, I think Erica's reaction is very sincere. She's like, shut the fuck up. She thinks it's funny.

And then when she sees around the room that Doreet has been talking about it to everyone that everyone knows, oh yeah, you flash, that's when it becomes embarrassing. And then you knows, oh yeah, you flash. That's when it becomes embarrassing. And then you realize, oh wait, this is actually passive aggressive. This is sort of like Doreet winking at all the girls. You know, like remember that flashing here, look what I'm going to do.

So that's when it becomes, so I think Erica was cool with it. And now Erica is just like, really? Erica is basically, oh, I'm going to fuck. But she, I mean, she thinks it's But she thinks that Dorena's petty, but she'd also not want to engage. It's like what we're saying to Eileen. Why are you engaging with a swimman? Erika's like, I'm not gonna engage.

She could so stupid and she's gonna take her own grip. But Eileen can't help herself. And what was hilarious is that Eileen in the interview goes, she says, I'm afraid that Dorena has just been obsessing over this obsession situation, just going over it, over and over and over again I know and now now as a result I've become a villain in her mind I'm like really sound familiar. I lean did you watch last season? Yes, and it's just so I lean to come to this lunch when

Erica is sitting right there and make it about fucking pussy again when I lean is really mad It's like so I lean, you know, it's a proxy war and they all do it on this show. All housewives do it, but this shows really. I mean Vanderpump always has a proxy war and she's using she always uses the worst soldiers, you know, and in this instance, it's Doree. And then Eileen is fighting about Erica when she really just wants to say you are so insensitive for saying anything about me, using my mom and family reunion's death over some stupid fight. It's like one set in the siren lane,

just pick a set, but she's gotta go around and try and get everybody on her side. And it's like, well, remember, Erica was wronged and do you remember when you wrung Rina and you rung to me. It's like she's happier going in on a group. It's like girl you're a soap star. You can do your own damn scene. Just get out there. Yeah, I actually feel like in many ways Eileen and I are very similar. I feel like I understand what goes on in her head because I think Eileen and I both have this

because I think Eileen and I both have this desire to be understood and also a desire to try to say things as nice as possible, which is funny because we're seeing her in this podcast going on everyone. But on a day-to-day basis, if I have an issue with someone, I want to go above and beyond to be empathetic and to be like, listen, I really like you, I just want to have to get this to be like not confrontational and not be accusatory. And I just want to, but I also, you know, I want to make sure I'm heard.

And then if I'm not heard, I'm like, oh, like, I feel like they don't understand what I'm getting to. Let me, let me try it again. I just want to, I just want them to understand. And unfortunately, that approach doesn't always work well with people. Sometimes someone needs something direct. So I understand I don't feel even that Eileen is in a full-fledged proxy war in terms of that she's said, okay, I'm going to like endure myself to Erika. I think that I think that the in her mind as an armchair psychologist that Eileen sort of liked to read in the beginning and

She likes Erica and then when Doreet did this thing it caused awkwardness and she wants Doreet and Erica to be friends because she likes them both and she wants to hang out both at the same time So she thought she would just be like smooth and it over by the way. I think like Maybe it came off wrong. So maybe you's just fighting to be understood on the Erica. Right. I don't think she's fighting for Erica. It's just that she brings everybody else. No, no, I see what you're saying. And, you know, I mean, you're just so much nicer than me. But I don't see that she's using Erica as an army person. I just think that she has to use everybody else's fights

in her fights, like she does it all the time. Yeah. And she thinks of it as a team sport. And it is. I mean, let's face it. The show is, is just she's so obvious about it. She's just, and so is Rina. And frankly, so is Erica. I mean, this whole season, they've been coming in and they're bringing up the, the exact things that they need to be brought up for each other on camera. Like, well,

they would do last year that you lost your ball. Yeah, that was, I know they all do that. That was so I get it. But it at the same time, it's like, Eric ain't going to be fighting. I lean's battles, you know, I think actually Erica would, to be honest. Well, I guess time will tell because she thought Yolanda's by the time we will. Well, that's true. But you'll want to go to a show.

I mean, frankly, she's keeping I lean. Yeah. So did. So did. So did I lean? I mean, got a part on the so on a soap opera. Oh, well, that's true She did get her a day roll that's true Okay, it's very good to the people who give her things. Yeah, okay. Okay. I'll stay with you there Welcome on we walk through the hills of Malibu Yeah, so So then this this luncheon just goes nowhere. They just do do it still just has that big wide-eyed look of like I just I don't understand. I'm terribly sorry

I just don't understand Camille. Oh Camille is this you are so nice to meet you. Yeah, we met over there Oh, I don't remember. I'm so sorry Well, sure come to game that I suppose I'll be the don't. And everyone will try to pin the tail on because your bull is. I'll just shut up. Are we going to say picture areas we call it back in England, moving pictures? But they don't call it that. I'm pretty sure they do. Maybe it was in Italy when I was a young lady in Italy getting this accent we had it called La Piquerilla.

Deree, what are you talking about? Trivial pursuit, probably. Dumbass Doree. So speaking of Dodo birds, let's go over to me. Kill Twichers! Now, look, Kim Twichers is sober. Yeah.

But Kim Richards has had so many drugs, so much drugs in alcohol in her system, the bitch is still drunk. I don't care what anybody says. I think she's got so much residual stuff hanging out in her underarm flaps. That it just keeps coming out. She's just a cuck.

And I love it. I love that people who have party that much can never truly be sober. I actually felt like she seemed pretty lucid. I was actually proud of our little Kim, Richard. She seemed articulate. She seemed to be grasping concepts and saying things clearly.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. It rouged on her cheeks, I thought she'd check, she looked pretty good. And sounds pretty good. She's back, she's got a neck camouflage scarf in her diary room session. Too much blush. She makes that face where she's like, you know, that face that she makes. I just love having her back. My daughter's having a baby cow. She's all cute. Yeah. Oh, you're okay. And then I see you outside the door. You're like, oh, you see those again. Classic Kim Richards battle. Also, her invitation of Vanderfilth is very good. Very, very good.

So basically, she's having this, she's having, she's having a baby shower for her baby and she's getting ready for it over at Kyle's house. And Kyle's like Kim is doing so great. She is super. She, you know what, no matter what anybody says, Kim is a fantastic mother. It cuts to Kim trying to get that tag thing off of her dress. She's like, what is this thing? It's a fantastic mother. It cuts to Kim trying to get that tag thing off of her dress. She's like, what is this thing?

Yeah, the little thing that they put on to make sure you don't shoplift. And she still has it on her dress. And Kyle was like, uh, no comment. You can see the torture feels like you're drinking a vodka again. Kim. Every little pin you got that purse to take off of lost prevention plastic is one more nail in your coffin Mrs. Richards Yes, miss Philip

She someone actually commented today that it's not the stolen dress tag It's a it's something that they put on so they can tell if you have worn the dress. It's like the return tag Which really Disappointed me it kind of ruined my day because I love that cam just showed I'm a stolen dress Baby I know that's what I was like really amused about So so anyways, so So then we go over to K Casa Vega over in the valley for there was nothing else in that scene, right? It was just like welcome back Kim, right? So yeah, so in Casa Vega, that's where Lisa Rina meets up with Eden Sazon and Eden's like, I got you a crystal.

So I was like, okay. So basically, Rina is telling us how she feels, she feels she can get really deep with Eden really quickly. She's like, hey, listen, baby, I feel, I can get real deep with you, okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ridiculous LA conversation and of course it takes place over you know like rice and beans and like a Chalupa Yes, she's this is very LA. She's like well I have been working a lot on myself and

I'm really working on being in the present and just letting things go because when you're in the present and you let things go there's a new path in front of you that you can drive on soberly. I mean if you try and drive on a new path drunkenly you'll crash and I mean it's like shut up you know shut up fucking LA and this poor restaurant you know they ain't ordering any food. And he's way there's have to listen to them yammer on about their spirit. Yeah, because when the tortilla chips arrived, Eden's has seen is like, oh, you're my enemy, aren't you? I'm like, you realize you're a cassava. Okay. You're not going to be getting a kale salad here.

Remus like, whoa, are those triangles amazing? Love that shape baby Thank you edible crystals made of corn baby So Lisa so Lisa and Eden they're talking about Eden sobriety and Some of the sobriety some of the issues on Harry Hamlin's other family, etc And Lisa's like I like talking about sobriety, some of the issues on Harry Hamlin's, how the family et cetera, and Lisa's like, I like talking about sobriety, baby. And then Eden starts telling this crazy story about how she was born, her parents did not want to have her.

And so she was born prematurely, and then the day she was born, her parents went off to the Hamptons and she feels left behind, she felt left behind ever since. I was like, that is a grudge. Yes, that is not letting go. The grudge from day one. Wow, I've heard of like original sin, but this is like original grudge.

Yeah, she has like a grudge from like inside the womb. She's like, is this bitch pushing me out right now so she can get out of the Hamptons? Is this bitch really doing this to me right now? I'm like, you, I'm like, you probably have, there are probably a lot of issues you have with your parents, but I, you're day one. I don't know.

I don't know if you can hold that grudge against them. Yeah. I feel like when you're, you're age, you should be past day one, you know? But I bet she told that story to casting, and they're like, we found a bitch you can hold a grudge from their first day of life, and they're like, bring her on. She's perfect for this, so. She's like, I liked my umbilical cord honestly and they just cut it off. I mean, they didn't

even ask me. Do you know what it's like being breastfed by some illegal maid brought from over the border? No, stop. Get over it. And Lisa Rina just goes into her whole spiritual thing. She's like, you know what, make you feel better, baby? A duster, baby! You can wear it anywhere. If your mother had the peace of a duster when she was pregnant with you,

she would have been excited to cuddle, baby. How so, that duster, baby? To a baby, duster, I have baby dusters, baby. I also, I love how like when Rena laughs you know I feel like I always have a new observation about Rena every week but my new one is when when Rena laughs she tends to sort of like tilt forward and her head bobs a lot. She always looks like someone took her chair and is tipping her out of it. She just comes leering towards the camera. She refuses to lose at musical chairs. I'm not getting gut, baby.

I said down first. I've been waiting for this game night my entire life. She tells Eden. You know, when your mommy left you that day in the crib when she was in the Hamptons that wasn't your fault It's the Hamptons father amazing have you been there even when it's winter is heavenly summer. I love the Hamptons She's like it's not your fault. That was your mom's issue and Eden's like whoa, you know what? Thank you for calling me on my shit girl. That's what I need in my life. She did not call you on your sit. She blamed your mother, your mother along with you. Come on. So good, but Eden also did give us, you

know, as my aunt will do said, people tell you who they are in the first five seconds of meeting them. And Eden really did do that in this conversation because she's like, well, one of the reasons I'm learning to let go is I just have pain and run as like, what is your pain? It couldn't be from these chips. I mean, they're sharp edge, but God, they do this so good. She's like, no, it's from my mother and I just pushed people away. I did it with my father. I did it with my father, I did it with my mother, I did it with my brothers and sisters. I mean, hell, I even told the waiter to go away when I was dead ordering something. I just can't stop pushing people away. And I'm like,

well, that's a girl telling you right at front. She's going to be a bitch to you. And then she's going to call you back after totally embarrassing you in front of everybody and scream get you and be like, I'm so sorry. It's just that I love you. And I was trying to put you away. Bitch, I've heard that a million times and I am not falling for it. Yeah. Rena will. That's so anyway, we then go to the set of Expansal of which is

I like a no music video, which is a pretty short scene, it was just Erica showing up and Mikey, that's gonna be hot and Erica be like, that's gonna be hot, that's gonna be hot, that's gonna be hot. They're looking at some amazing moments in it. One of them, the costume lady is like,

okay, so we've made you these gloves and you're gonna wear them in your video And we thought it would be great if we curated some lyrics from your song But the monitor gloves so she holds up she puts on these white gloves and then like desa pose, you know like that Then the tall pose and it's like that's your best face or whatever that Whatever the things are and then she's like, Now you don't have to pick those. We've taken a bunch of different lyrics, and then she has her this list of phrases.

Did you catch that? Yeah, they're all like, Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-Heb-H 90% of them were vaj words. Tite ship, cha cha, limited edition, Georgia peach, my kitty, Bully Hig victim, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Like come on, my favorite one was bitch what? I didn't notice bitch what? Bitch what?

I like to include a Georgia peach. peaches Georgia peach actually one of them was yes Oh, I think it's make it up. I was like oh we're gonna back to do a run of different things that are on there. It's like baby back ribs That's that look for 97 cents. She's like putting good show these many you on there adjustable the show is made you want there. Yeah. The festival. Toast that all. To the left. Three tackle comma plate. Chicken fingers.

I don't think it's poppies. Pupu planet. Wait, that will work. This is for other song called inexpensive. I want my baby back. It's just like all the all her dancers hands come up. Baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back. And then Mike is like, Rebs. Wow, oh, they're so big. I was sure when I asked the post and I could do the full song. He's like, okay, girl, that's everything. I have a list of shit to do. Hair makeup. We've got to get you giant arms so we can fit that saying on you.

I was, some reason that was so. The way you just exploded with my, his voice just there. Like, yeah, bad. Like, he just had like a sudden instant gay panic. like he just had like a sudden instant gay panic. That's how he is. He's always so busy. He's like, oh my god, I was working on it. I'm like, oh, bad. You've talked about this for three weeks.

See, where's the same damn makeup in every scene? Just slap some makeup on it. By the way, I like Mikey's outfit. You know, we come down on Mikey a lot on the show, but I'll give him props. I like your outfit, Mikey. He's listening like that. Back in.

That's um, shut that. That's what. What is that? I just love that bitch. What is on there? That shit's hilarious. That's what I'm up that on my gloves.

And then the assistant ladies like is your vagina ready? And she's like, yeah, I love it. Look go on to some tight All right call the surgeon and cover up So This is my video puntoes That's my no song is called pretty little bus So now we go to Kyle who is hostess of game night and this time she's enlisted some help from a professional game night

MC named Cal of Cal's game night with his assistant Sabrina and that's not spelled the normal way of S a B R I and A it's C I B R I and A as in C Bitch what bitch what Baby like rib now that girl needs a bitch what glove Spell your name right stop trying to confuse the DMV on purpose, you know That's why the DMV ladies and Los Angeles are so pissed I'm like I'm not gonna redo this license for your stupidly spelled name one more time, okay? This cost the city money So Cal is excited. He's like yeah, we're gonna play the most popular Cal's game night games of all time. These are tested. These are the most amazing games you will ever play. It was like charades. It's like congratulations, Cal. I'm glad you got paid $5,000 to teach

people how to play charades. Fucking Cal. I love that. I love a queen. He loves that. You know, he moved here to be like a, I don't know, like a Robin thick tie presenting. And now he's just like, I don't know. Well, I wanted to sing sexy R&B, but I've on the doing game night playing running shriets. I just ended up thick, but I still have my name on a van. Okay. Okay. Cal's game night. I totally stepped on your joke. I'm sorry. No, I didn't even know it wasn't joke I had to be stepped on for me to take a moment

That it was thick you see it's symbionic Now where's Paula batten? So anyway, so then it's like scenes of Kyle setting up a K like pushing in chairs And eating some sushi and then here comes Kim and Kim Kim's thoughts on game night were classic him. She's like well, that was a Key and then she does that like scrumzing where she puts her shoulders up and it's like One game night Someone's trying to start a weed wacker

Rankless came on that one time I mean, we're that one time I went into the bathroom when I was like this mirrors the dirty cow Do you remember that one when they went to Dana's house? I do remember it. I mean, it was the one most famous episode of all time. And I was like, Kim, why are you still in the bathroom? It's like, I used to miss a dirty cow.

Where's the chicken salad? That game I was amazing because that one, there was no food. Remember, they all showed up waiting for expecting dinner and there were just like some cookies. And there was, yeah, there were, I mean, it was great.. It was hang there were hangry. They were drunk. They were clicky I mean one of the most epic Episodes of all time. Yes, and that was a stupid Dana's house

And she was just pretending to be rich in her rented house and there was only like one couch in the center There's like no furniture She's like a couch and a TV tray from Target or something in the center of the room She's like I'm ready guys in a from Target or something in the center of the room. She's like, I'm ready guys. And a two year old who can speak Thai. They're like, he speaks Thai. Well, it's crazy. It's the craziest thing. Mike, do you speak Thai? How do you recognize the language? Yeah. Like I always order mugu, guy, pat and you always ask boo, boo. It's like, that's first of all Chinese. And second of all, you're off.

Ding dong. Do you want us to get the door, Dana? Oh, no, that was my door, just saying, have a good game night. No, it was actually the door. And so I hear racist bit. I had a Swahili door. It's amazing, it's like this new technology that the doorbell can actually talk to you.

So when it goes, Ding dong, it's actually, that's actually saying, hello, have a great game might in Swahilihan. Oh, Dana, I hope they get my cast in jail. Yeah. So Erica shows up to game night. And I'm sure she, I'm sure you love LaCalle set to her as soon as she showed up, right? Which call said, are you glad I'm not wearing a captain? I'm not wearing a captain.

I just like the Erica. I have to hand it to Erica. She really comes into even though she doesn't really bond with any of these ladies on any kind of spiritual level, because they're not, you know, fegie to burritos or whatever. And she can't, but she really does try. She comes in every time being so positive like, hey, go. Wow. Look at those. Oh, Chris positive like, Hey, go wow, look at those. Ooh, great.

She's, you know what, you're right, she does try. And I bet actually, she's like a really good game night person. I feel like she's someone you wouldn't expect to be good with game night, but she's surprisingly good. Like, she might be good with some settlers of Catan. I think so. She'd be like, uh, bag the pussy of the three. That's a, I'll try to one pussy for 19 woods. Oh, Erica, I'm terribly sorry, but I thought that's rather suggestive of you to ask for wood with your pussy. Camille, you're on account of what happened with our sellers a catan game last time. I got you this brick

Well, thanks Because I could see your brick if you know what I'm talking about. Oh, actually, I don't You know I could see a pretty little puzzle Well the sheep to make you some panties with some please I bought the sheep to make you some panties with some fruits. Shut up. I was wishing there were wearing cap tans because then we could call the episode that lives of Caff-Tan, but no. Set list of Caff-Tans.

Um, she, let me say here. Oh, so Camille comes in and she's, she brought some flower or something and someone in the comments said is she regifting the flower that I lean brought her last week? That's amazing. Oh my god. We have to look that up. That is so Camille video too. Yeah. Oh, I just found this on the table where I lean loved it. Also, it's fun seeing Camille come in because I love Camille's walkie face when she kisses. She always does. It's like, Like if it was a slow motion, it would be making that noise. Ooh!

Like her lips are like all kind of duck and your scrush going on. Like one eye is kind of closed and she's just trying to pretend like it's the most enjoyable thing she's ever done. His kiss you you hello. I mean, it also comes in, Eden comes in, and Eden is just giving everybody dirty looks, which is hilarious. The whole scene, Eden's just like, like giving everyone, I'm either being very deep in thought or I'm giving you a dirty look, or I'm trying to think of how to make love to you or think of how to murder you. Like, who are you, or think of how to murder you.

Like, oh, you're eating sassoon. And yet she comes up to Kim and can say, hi, I'm Kim. And she's like, actually, we've met before. And then she's like, oh, yeah, your sister. And then they just have this big, long, awkward hug. I was like, this is weird. Yeah. She wouldn't let go of Kim. Yeah.

That was kind of weird. I'd like to think that she was whispering. I remember that you were the one who stole my Hello Kitty lunchbox. You better give it back, bitch. I'm not forgetting this. I don't let things go. No, brandy's hugging me too hard, everybody. If you look good, I look better. Please, Kim, join the Sassist,

Sassist, Sassist squad. That's what she pits on Twitter. She's like, yes, this week Beverly Hills is truthful and honest and in the spirit of the life hashtag. Sassist, Sassist, Sassist squad. Sassist squad. You Sass, Sass, Sass, Sass. Sass. You know, I, You make me write that for you. It's like one long hiss. It's a Sass. Sass.

S-Squad girl. Someone asked that we do clear the flim for eating sass in tweets. So I went and I looked at our tweets and they were all just emojis. I was like, I don't know if I can do this. Heart, heart, kissy face, heart, soccer ball. It's like you have to try and make a message based on what she doesn't use. Like, where was the ice cream cone? What is I mean, mad about it? It just felt it feels like classic

concentration at a certain point. Like, okay, ball plus this, I don't know, I loved her introducing herself to Doreet. I mean, if she's like, hello, my name's Eden. And Doreet's like, Eden? Now she goes, Edy? Edy? Edy? Oh, that's an adorable name.

Edy, like, Eden McClure. No, Eden, like the garden of Eden. I'm not familiar. I don't know. Is that a place? I'm not sure. Stupid Doreet. But I just love the idea of Eden being an Edy.

Because she's so not an Edy. I have to pay that. That's what I'm saying. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I love the idea of Eden being an eedy. Because she's so not an eedy. That stupid Gerrit called her eedy. He's hilarious. And then Kyle, of course, typical Kyle is like, oh, Eden, this is my sister.

When she introduces her to Kim, she's like, she doesn't drink either. Oh, yeah. Stupid Kyle. She introduces her to Kim. She's like, she doesn't drink either. Oh, yeah. Smooth. Stupid Kyle. And normally when Kyle's dragging someone in front of the other one, it's like, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. You know, that's like typical Kyle, but I guess we'll have to give her time for that. There's not enough people to fight yet. Yeah, well, yet.

Give it five minutes, I guess. Yeah, exactly. So then Lisa Vanderpumpen goes outside to look at the table and she winds up stuck with Kim and they have sort of an awkward conversation and There's like a lot of coded conversation where it basically comes out that Kim Like their Rina's on the way and that there's gonna be a Kim and Rin a moment and Lisa Vanderpump is like Like, their Rinn is on the way and that there's gonna be a Kim and Rina moment and Lisa Vandipov is like, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you gonna put on every time they cut to her she's like pout, pout, pout, pout, pout, pout, pout, pout, pout, pout, when I'm confused I look myself in the powder. I say it's right. That's a great thing that women have is that if they don't want to talk to anyone

they can just pretend to put on makeup. And she do. And she's out there like a proving of Kyle's cater waiter table setting, which is funny. And Twitch is just like chasing around flies or whatever. Hello, Twitchy. How are you, sir? How are you, darling? You're so good today.

Yeah, I feel great. I feel real good, Lisa. She, I like that Twitch has the same fucked up kind of laugh that Rinna does. It's like 20 years down the line of Rina laugh. Because yeah, it's like, if we do some, there's some soul sucking kind of laugh that Kim does that I can't, I can't really wrap my brain around, but I like when they're in the same scene trying to laugh. Yeah, it's terrifying. I like that too. I like that too. So, I lean and Lisa, so they're late, they, they are, so they're late. They are

start talking about to read in the limo, but then we sort of cut away before they really start talking about it. And next thing you know, they are showing up at the party and Rina winds up having to sit across from Kim, which is really awkward, but they do well at first. They, you know, they make pattern about Kim becoming a grandmother and that yeah, baby's coming all that. It's so remiss. He's like, I can't. Congratulations on becoming a grandma.

That's amazing. Good for you. How so that baby, baby? I believe, I guess. I believe you I guess I believe you Just like okay believe me that's a step. I'm like don't mention the steps. Don't mention the steps That's step number two just ten more to go Kim just ten more to go baby baby So baby, baby. This was so hilarious because Twitch just hates

Lee Sinnery. Like, it's these two, sometimes I get the impression with these housewives, like, okay, they're gonna fight and then after this, they're gonna go get a drink and be like, oh, that was fun, wasn't it, don't I? But these two literally hate each other's guts and they bring out the absolute worst each other. And Kim is really the only person.

I guess besides Brandy, but even Brandy, Rennid didn't go up as hard against, as she went up against Twitch. Probably Twitch is like the drunkest in the week, you know. But they really bring out the worst in each other. So I like that Twitch was immediately making kind of poking her. I was like, well, I actually believe it. You know, try to be massing me.

We surrender, that you should be. You shut. Rina was trying so hard. And then she looks over at Eileen. Like, well, yeah, well, because basically what happened was to remake a joke about peeing her pants. I mean, I then put it in the push. And Kim's like, wow, I think I'll think, oh,

and then Rina looks at Eileen. I was like, wow, Tinkle, Tinkle, Tinkle. And then, where it looks at Eileen, I was like, uh, and then Kim sees it. It's like, wow, she's a two-faced bitch. Well, you just said Tinkle, Tinkle. I think it deserves a look. So you're like, okay, I think of Tinkle, Licky B, whatever. We are P on the seats, right?

Ow! So then we get into game night properly, and it's running charades, and we see a whole bunch of pantomimeing and silliness and I really enjoyed watching Eileen doing a charade for Will and Grace. I was like, this is an actress. And then Dorito gets stuck doing a Seinfeld and she's like, I just don't know. I just show Seinfeld. Who's this? Cow's like, errrrk.

Wrong girl. And then it's like, there's no bad that Eileen got a clue that had will in it. That's not nice. What do you mean? Just use willing grace. Loft of death. Oh, oh, oh, sorry, it's not every day you get to have a wheelchair. Yeah, I was like, I think I need a little more. I want to guess and you

but you know, if you can't guess, and silence is always good. Yes, and anyway, they went to a public game. And so with the public game, you have to grab someone and then you move their limbs around to make your sort of like you're controlling those charade. So Vanderpump gets the phrase, gets the term modeling. She has to make a random pantymine modeling. So what she do, she uses Rininnah's hands to grab her boobs and her vagina. Ooh, is it my montyne naughty?

Well, you did do playboy twice, darling. You should know these moves. I like that Vanderpump was telling her. Oh, I get to manipulate you, don't I, Rinnah? She's like, yeah, I get it, Lisa. Yeah, I get to manipulate, I get it. Yeah, she's like, oh, because I'm manipulating you right now, Rinnah. So yeah, so get it minute, I get it. Yeah, I'm like, oh, because I'm manipulating you right now,

renounce, okay? I'm still getting Lisa. Still hilarious. And then at the end when they get the point, she's like, you're just so easy to manipulate. That's always been your problem, darling. Renna's like, okay, got it baby. Poor Renna cannot fucking ever win.

She's like, I fucking hate game night. Fuck game night. Which was surprising. I thought I thought Ritter would love game night, but she hates it. So there go mind-rames of having game night with her. But meanwhile in the other room, Eden's as soon goes from being Miss Crystal's deep thoughts

and sober living and such. I'm super about to let's do this right now. And she is just like, goes nuts. to let's do this right now She is just like goes nuts and she's like to push up. She's like Practically doing like her own one woman version of the matrix and so they win and After it's over to read is like how is she so attractive? She's sort of like a I don't know. She's like a lesbian the way she can be athletic and things like that sort of a try to sort of tense me on She's like, she's lesbian Kyle and Kyle's like, girl, I don't know get out of here

So she goes she goes to sit with Eden at the pool and she's like Well, Eden I have a baby who possibly has Parkinson's at least at the very least He has a speech and put them in and so we always have to keep the pool at nine to five degrees I'm like why would you have to keep that's really hard and I don't mean sexy that's like really hard for a pool Why would you have to keep your pool 95 degrees because your child has a speech and that makes literally no sense to eat That makes literally no sense to read. Well, hopefully one day he learned to say, Mommy I'm burning, until then. You wanna come swimming in it and touch my vagina?

Needin' like, girl no. He even tells us, she's like, if I was gonna fuck any one of these women, it would probably be Erica because she would try the hardest. Yeah, but Dorita's doing this clunky, lesbianic flirting, she's like, I'm just being very honest right now. I'm very honest with you that I was very turned on. You're just adorable.

I mean, are you gay or something? I mean, just have the sexy gay thing that I'm not gay, but, you know, I would totally do you in my third car. I was officially turned on. Officially. P.K. come look at her, come look at her, pretty little pus. No, not gay, technically, but I'd rather have a vagina than a man-gina, so feel free to come over any notch you want, some try and talk to my child, you won't understand

a damn thing it's saying, but who cares? If anyone could teach him how to use his tongue gets a little bit of a smear in my right darling. She's like, oh my god, she's like, look, but who cares if anyone could teach him half the use of tongue gets in this being a maraud darling. She's like, oh my god. She's like, look, I push people away. I'm literally pushing you away right now. I'm going to push you away so hard you drown bitch. I, uh, I like that our Doreen impersonations are two totally different voices. Like so, so, so different. I just refuse to give up Doreet's fake Downton Abbey as played by someone from Cheshire. I refuse. And even when I watch his show, I actually project that onto her and hear it back. It's

weird. Yeah. Well, she has all the accents. So while Doreet is trying to make her move onto Sassoon, Eileen is up at the table and, you know, doing her typical Eileen thing, which is talking to Kyle about what Doreet said about her. She's like, I'm just confused why Doreet was talking about you. It's like, oh, here we go. Eileen, here we go.

So Eileen, I don here we go. I lean, here we go. So I lean. I try to have a talk with her, but I don't know that she really got, you know what? We should talk to her. Doreet, can I have a moment? And I was like, oh, god. Well, because the thing is that Eileen tells Kyle that Doreet feels like the girls are picking on her now

because Eileen and Kyle both said the same thing to her. Eileen and Kyle both separately told Doreet that Erika was probably blindsided and because they both said that to Doreet, Doreet thinks that they're actually gaining up on her and Kyle's like, what? And then I wasn't, I couldn't totally understand what was happening, but did Kyle actually refute the idea

that Erika was flashing everyone? Because she said that never happened and then Eileen was like, what? No, I think she was said that never happened and then I was like what? No, I think she was saying that never happened because I leaned repeated what's what Erica, I mean, what Doreet had said and Kyle was like, that is not what happened. We were in a store, you know, we were just shopping. She brought it up again and she's like, well, I think that we should bring over. We should bring her over. Doreet. So she brings her over and Kyle's like cross-eyed pissed. I mean, she's always cross-eyed, but she's cross-eyed and pissed. And so she comes over and she's like, what I hope that I'm walking into now is better than what I'm walking out of. And Eden's like,

why was it bad what you were walking out on me Jesus Christ lady it's like where do I have to sit on a chair is there a face is there a sassuni face that I can sit on a girl drop it berate so I lean of course sets the tone immediately by saying, I totally love you. But that's a big but talking about you something Kyle covering up. So they've they start talking about this whole thing and then Dorit's like, well, Kyle told me that Erica has unrestrained issues and you know, there was Kyle who said it all and once again, we see the flashback. And again, it was Doreet who said,

asked about the unresolved issues. And Kyle was like, she may be, but I think she was blindsided. So Doreet just, she knows what she's doing, which is why it cracks me up. She's got to know what the point was. She's doing it. I don't know.

I think that she doesn't, she knows and she doesn't know. I think that she has a victim complex. I think she is like the moment anyone says anything to be like, Hey, by the way, she's like, you put me on the hot seat again. You know, I was just like, Oh, she's to reach. I feel like if anyone's mad right now, it should be Erica because we finally found another vagina to obsess over and Eileen is bringing it back around the Erica's again. Yeah, exactly. So, and it's funny, the image, because with this back and forth, Eileen at one point turns Eileen's, I'm sorry. And then she would say, well, you're apologizing to her. And then she said, well, because we're talking about her cross, she said,

well, for fuck's sake, you're the one who brought it up, aren't ya? She's having turned the Mrs. Padmore. She did say it like that. She was like, aren't ya? She said, you're the one who brought it up, aren't ya? Uh-oh. Yeah, she's not going to let anybody tell her what she remembers. She's like, I've never even been to lunch with you, Alene. It's like, oh, good. Come on. Yeah. You remember.

Sorry. Oh, I Yeah. You remember. So then, sorry. Oh, I thought you said something. No, I just said, you remember. So don't remember a thing. Well, Kyle, I'm sorry, Kyle's, I won't put it as like, so wait. Can you just tell me how, how did I get involved in this? And to be like, well, Kyle, he was very involved from beginning to end. What? Yeah, she well, Kyle, he was very involved from beginning to end. Like, what?

Yeah, she goes, Kyle was literally... My well, it seems like your memory's working again now, Doreet, huh? And then Kyle is like, Doreet, Doreet, Doreet, Doreet, Doreet. And Doreet's like, no, it just says it's a hot seat. I don't feel comfortable. Boy, you're just in here. I mean, where's the pop store? That's where there's Mr. Kasha Gudu. Or about simple minds, and at least a bit of them.

I'm like, that's right, simple minds. That's who you are. I like my makeup now. Gow was trying to talk so much, and Doreet was just talking over her and not letting her in there. And then Erica's like, talk, talk. That's a great band. My PK represents talk talk as well.

Tockey, Tockey, Wockey, Wockey. I love South Park, darling. South Pacific, Doreet. Where? Never been there. One place I've never been to. So, um, then I lean as like, Stop talking, you talk too much.

Which means, This was so fucking funny to me. And again, I accidentally deleted my note. So I'm reading from my free cap, which is not a good place to, because all of this is lies. And I can't tell what actually happened. Did Erica actually say she's like,

this is the first time I've ever been asked to apologize to that vagina. I'm like, I don't think that that's true. She might have, but I didn't write that down, so I don't remember it. But, you say it. Eric, I think she was basically saying, like, I've never, like, talked about my vagina this much, but look, I think...

Heels the bubble, it was funny, but then I can see that you talked to him, if any else, then I felt like maybe you're picky-eyed me or whatever I'm just trying to say in a business-like way and get it over with and she's like oh Because sorry for that on chic-haw making a feel like that shame on you cow What's an Eric is for time ever do you go? I'm just so sorry Eric. I just I don't know which time I'm picking on I mean I've never picked at you whatever I mean it's not like your feathers you know like some bird that's a lot to pick

anything off you I just I don't understand these things that people are saying that I do. So then Eileen of course is not really oh Rinat goes into it because then how did she start to say okay so here so okay so this is what happens, so, so Doreet doesn't understand what's happening and everyone is explaining it to her in like the simplest way and Doreet still doesn't understand. And so at one point, Rina says, well, Doreet, why don't you just take responsibility for it? I was like, oh, Rina, do you feel ashamed

to not say own it anymore? You can say own it. Take responsibility, but I would it. Then she comes to go to get it out. She had come up next to Doreet by this time, I think, right? So she's so Doreet has Rina patting her hand like just take responsibility rent to own Doreet. And then she's got Erica and I lean on the other side of her.

Like you're bullying me. So she says, own it and then Doreka's, now I want you to stop putting words in my mouth which she didn't. Right. She didn't. And she's like, I'm not baby. Hey, look, if you want to talk about words and mouths, I've got my own issues with you, baby. And I'm like, oh my God.

Here we go. So we're going to the game. So Runna's bringing up her own stuff now. And so then Doriko, Dari says, listen. I almost didn't do it. She's like, you know, I just feel like when you have, you have an opinion, I think talk to Eileen, and then you know, you know, you,

you change your views after you talk to Eileen. I'm like, well, I mean, that's true, but also by the way, Dari, where did you get that impression from? Oh, I know, because you watched last season because nothing's happened. The season that would indicate any of that ever happens. Yeah. Well, but you can't see the season that they're totally teaming up and going on the same fives and calling each other and texting each other that she said this.

And that there's no like totally tag teaming, you know, yeah. Well, it's one, but I mean, I mean, Rina explained. She's like, listen, baby, I went and I texted. I think I said she said this and it makes me feel this way which is not really the same thing as i mean to read said it like this is your pattern behavior and the only way that she would have been able to say that authoritatively is if she had it's like oh this has happened many times and the only way she would know what happened many

times is that you know at least a told her or she watched the show in which case when she says i don't know what this issue is with you and then Vanderbilt quite frankly I don't know anything about it. I want to know I want to stay out of it. It's like no bullshit. You know exactly because you just referenced what the issue was last season. I love that she was saying that really was like look I just texted I think and I said that they said this and then that's it. And Lisa looks up from putting on her makeup and she's like, who's they? And she said, PK and to reach. She's like, oh, all right, never mind. That's good.

Yeah, exactly. Goes back to her makeup. So she's basically calling them out on tag teaming and then Kim jumps in and she's like, well, you guys do do that. Mm, you're and encourage each other. And then Eileen totally caught because she knows that's true. Just gets really mad and she's like,

well, that's not true. Now, back to Doreet saying something about dead people and vaginas. I'm just like, no, you guys don't think Kim starts. Kim starts. I don't know Kim starts then Kim starts now. Yeah She starts in and then Rina's like oh, oh really really Kim Richards the truth is the truth the truth That truth that's that truth Kim Richards like oh my god Because Kim is saying Kim starts saying that Rina uses excuses like her dad's death to go after people

So this causes Rino to lose a lot of goals. But I said the same thing. I was like, why is she bringing this up in the spy? It's like, you don't, you shouldn't use that to excuse it. Which fight? When the conversation, when the conversation at, it wasn't a fight, but the conversation with P. Can Duret when they were saying, when he was getting on her instead of just saying this is none of your fucking business man. This is like a thing that happened a long time ago blah blah blah. She was explaining my I was going through a lot at that time. My dad was sick. You know, my dad passed away. Eileen was going through a lot. Her parents passed away. We had a lot of shit going on. She wasn't just blah, blah, blah. But she said that no, she said that,

that yeah, well, now, you know, my dad died and now I have perspective and I realized this is all small shit. I thought that's what she said at that, at that dinner party, not like. Well, she said both. She said both. I don't think she was purposely being like,

well, my dad dies, it don't be mean to me, but I think she was doing it kind of, well, they were, no, the thing was, they were talking about the reunion. They were talking about the reunion. No, no, the thing is they were talking about the reunion and they're saying, well, you know what, no one, you know, I leaned like this reunion that we had,

I leaned had just lost her mom and there was like, also, it's a crazy shit going on there. So, so that's what she had mentioned, but then it's now become abstracted to this thing where, oh, this whole fight with, with Vanderpump is because of the parents and that's not what they said. Right, but she's I took it at the time as her saying, look, this guy's on her ass and she's like, look, my father died last year and I, you know, I think you're right. Like, I have perspective for whatever.

But I think that she kind of did that to just be like, get off my ass, dude. You know, so part of me, part of me think it feels like that's true, but Kim is just, Kim is just such an asshole. It's like, yeah, stop using your dad's dad's son. Like really Kim, would you like to bring up Monty right now? Because that's what you were doing last year. How is it any different, you know? Exactly. So Rinna is losing her mind at this., you know, she's trying to own it, but people won't let her. And then they start sparring. And then all of a sudden, you know, Kim is saying that she's not that Rinna is nasty and Rinna is saying, well, I was nasty because you went after my husband and Kim's like, I never said anything about Harry. I was like, oh,

suddenly Kim's a literalist, okay. So you, because you just threatened to say something about Harry, suddenly Kim's a literalist, okay? So you, because you just threatened to say something about Harry and you insinuated things about a Harry. I'm like, you're a real character Kim Richards. Yeah. So I just said that I would say something about Harry. I didn't even say it, I was so scared of. So, Rinna, Rinna's going crazy basically.

She's like, the truth is the truth tree, the tree's just a tree. And she's standing up now, because when Rina gets mad, she starts like pacing or she has to stand up. And so she's standing up and we get the clip of her, trying to strangle Kim's turkey neck and then throwing your glass at the table and all this stuff, which was a classic scene. I was so glad to see that again.

And then I lean like, no, that's true, blah, blah, blah. So back to what I to vagina's you know and Twitch is like ah and then so she's like hey what about you? You always got some kind of excuse look what she did to me when I was going through all that stuff that year You were so mean to me. I'm like him Yeah, and then really was I agree that she was insensitive that year and it was not a her goddamn business at the same time You fucking liar and you were putting other people through stuff. It's not all about you all the time Kim So Rina basically says a Kim plays dirty and he comes like you're playing dirty and then Rina is like all right

Well, let's talk about your rest baby Why don't we do that and then the whole table is like oh? They all go Lisa So then that's what that's when we're gonna like stands up because she's so mad and she's gonna leave and And then you know that it's get it's like really bitter there and I was like oh They don't even no one wants to get involved anymore with this But then Eden sassoon suddenly becomes a voice of reason she's like really bitter there and I was like, oh, they don't even know what's to get involved anymore with this. But then Eden sassoon suddenly becomes a voice of reason. She's like, hello, sober person here, but like real sober person.

I have something to say. You know, we sober people, we have the sober lands of sober Tissama. We often like to have a deep emotional connection with things and think about things with compassion. And, you know, maybe we should look at what's really going on here Like maybe what's maybe someone's hurt on a deeper emotional level like that. She said as sober ladies We have dignity like yeah, and everyone else is like drinking their martinis like wow good for you bitch So so that's like well, Kim's coming from place of hurt Which is like yeah, I'll be and then I can like well. He's's coming from a place of hurt, which is like, yeah, I'll be. And then, Kim's like, well, he's never apologized

for my year of hurt. And Rin is like, well, what do you want from me, Kim? I'm like, she just said she wanted me to apologize, Rinna. So. Why are you so angry, Kim? Brutate. And Kim's like, you're a fake lady. That's why you fake.

You fake lady making stuff up. And she's like, now Kim. Now say it from a real place and she's like I just want you to say sorry for reals and Kinne goes okay. I am sorry Kim Richards if I ever hurt your feelings and everyone's like And I mean that I And I mean that

She'd like tries again and she's like oh right I'm sorry that I was meant to you because I was meant to you because I was very hurt and I took my hurt out on you But you do mean to you and that was wrong of me. She's like all right Yeah, I'm like okay, I was a good one Which I know yeah, like she's like well well, we've moved it the right direction. She accepted my apology. But I'm like, what about your apology, Kim Richards? Exactly. I mean, this has been one of my little things

that aren't as supposed to be that when you go through the steps you're supposed to apologize to people too. Like, yeah. Like, that was nice. That was good. Rina did apologize, because Rina did go off the deep end. Even though I understood where her deep endness came from, it was good that she apologized.

But Kim, you got to apologize too. That's the thing, we never see Kim ever apologize on this show. For years and years. That's why I'll say Kim is never completely up those steps. She's just not. You can just tell in her behavior and stuff. I don't care. I want her to be for her health. lately up those steps. She's just not like you can just tell in her behavior and stuff. And I don't care. I mean, I want her to be for her health, you know, and I want her to be okay. But she's just a child. She's just forever a little baby Kim. But Rina did,

Rina is good at apologizing. I mean, she was obviously angry and kind of forced into this apology. But it was good. Yeah, it was good. And I like that Eileen just kind of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the top about the steps and everything. I do think that Kim seemed to actually much better. Yeah, yeah, she did. Much sharper, much clearer, so good for you, Kim. Kim's just a fun whack job, whether she's sober or drunk, you know. Right. So that brings us drunk. I'm just saying, she's just got such a kooky brain either way.

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