Watch What Crappens - #372 RHOBH: If You Don't Look Sober, We Don't Look Sober

Episode Date: January 19, 2017

Eden wants to get to know Kyle REAL BAD, but we're not sure the feeling is mutual. Plus, Erika goes to Greece, Dorit goes to The Huntley, and Lisa goes to the adoption lawyer. It's all so beautiful and emotional and... hold on, hold on... oh here we go again crying like an IDIOT. Just listen to the episode, won't you? Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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crap ends that's patreon.com slash watch what crap ends. Hey everyone, welcome to watch for crap ends, the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Madelker from BsideBlog.com and the Bantle Blender podcast. Joining me is my lovely and resourceful and sonorous and beautiful and delicate, lovely, again, so lovely. I had to be mentioned twice. Co-host Ronnie Caram from trashtalktv.com and the Rose Prick's Bachelor podcast and Real Housewives of Beverly Beverly Hills audio books.

What's going on? Damn, what is sonarice? I think that means like you have a dulcet voice like you're singing a lot. I could also just be not a word. We do watch a lot of bravo. That thing happens where people say things that aren't even words. Yeah, you try and start overcompensating by just knowing better English, even if you don't really. It's a little better for the species.

Yeah. It's a portmanteau. So anyway, everyone, welcome to the podcast. It is Wednesday in the world. And today we will be talking about a real house as a Beverly Hills. And just a reminder that we are five days a week. And tomorrow, we will be recapping ladies of London and on Friday we have summer house

and married to medicine. We're bringing it back just to touch base with it because we had a few people who were really antsy to hear some quad impersonations. So maybe it was Jill the Daffodil who wanted to hear it. And I'm glad I mean, what a touching week for that show. I actually cried and we talked on our bonus this week about crying. Yeah.

I cried too, because I was like, oh my God, I have to watch marriage medicine. No, just kidding. It was actually really touching. It's a good show. It's a good show. I just sometimes I just don't have anything to say about it. But you know what? We're going to have stuff to say.

We have stuff to say. Stay tuned everyone. Also, we also are doing on Friday's show, the crap is mailbag. We have a lot of people who write things to that if you're wondering where the crap is mailbag is these days, it's on our Friday show. And we're gonna go through about four or five questions there.

So that's it. Why don't we get into this madness known as the real housewives of Beverly Hills? I'd love that. I would love it. Why don't we get into this madness known as the real housewives of Beverly Hills? I'd love that! I would love it. I am gonna put on my best mumu and pull up my little platter of Spanacopeta and get ready for this episode. Spanacopeta, A, you're really going all out with the thing. I know. Wait, actually before we go to Greece, I want to go even farther away in the globe. And I want to give a shout out to some people in Asia.

I want to give a shout out to the DreamWorks team in Asia who up until are avid listeners of this podcast. So hello, DreamWorks Asia. I'm waving even though DreamWorks Asia, that's rad. Yeah. So I mean, right? It that's rad. Yeah. So, I mean, right? It's super rad. It's because they're not only from a different continent,

but they're doing something cool. And by the way, hello, Dreamworks Los Angeles. Why not? They're not listening. How about just a general holler to Dreamworks? Okay. Love your little kid fishing from the moon. And it was a great movie.

And it's really wow, that's carried a lot. Get it? Okay, come on, Ben. Okay, so thanks people who listen Beverly Hills. So we start off and thank you also shout out to the actual place Beverly Hills, which has a lot of Asian. So I like to add out to the Asians in Beverly Hills. Let's just do like victory laps all episode long. By the way, shout out to La Brea Avenue. You're doing some construction, got some new planters looking good. And La Brea Bakerie. Love your bread. How about Brea, California doing great work down there near Anaheim. I'd like to think, um, say at what rate was their name, say and Sean, the twins I used to know in Zach White Elementary back in El Paso, Texas. Hello, say and Sean, shout out. And I want to give a shout out to Shay for divorcing China. Shay.

Okay, Shay, good. So, real housewives of Beverly Hills. So, we start off actually pretty close to our house's at Keyhote Studios, where Erica, it's finally the shoot day for Erica's music video. And I'm just gonna say this right now, I'm gonna just like see the floor to you, Ronnie, because Mikey was, he was in a space, and I can do my, I can do my Mikey's,

I can do the next level! But I know it's gonna be you. This is like your time to shine right here. No mother don't put me on the stage. So we'll be able to dinner party with my mother. And now we're gonna And I was like, I'd be like, think something from Liza, everyone wants to hear it.

My Lebanese cousins are like, we're going to kill you, Faggot. Yeah. Well, first, I have to say, my first thought of this scene was, Kihote Studios just sounds homophobic. I don't know why, but it just sounds homophobic. I think as the word Hoto is, you know, mean and Spanish. But I saw Keyhote and I was like, of course, she brought the biggest Faguito in the world to a place called Keyhote.

The probably isn't even homophobic, but I was mad at it anyway. That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. It's a podcast. We're allowed to create controversy. There's controversy in my own mind, but I was so mad at this video. So, yeah, basically, Mikey is coming in with this quilted diaper bag that's probably $10,000. It was huge. And he's like,

Max, never, everything. Yes! Yeah, if they love the sets, they're like really excited for the sets. Yes. Yes, yes, they love the sets. They're like really excited for the sets. Yes. Yes, we just like boys everybody but I got to do something to say something. Yes, people ring ring thing thing get the sack. People out. Like a girl. So he walks in all excited with his diaper bag to clean this shit up.

And then Eric is telling us about her day And she's like Yeah, and then she has then she talks about how people are often offended by her videos And I think it's only Lisa Runa by the way. I mean her videos are pretty much you know in the lane of every other music video out there but I like Eric actually. I think it's really offended what a waste of time. Who cares? Go be offended at your own life honey. I know for someone who claims to not be to not care how much people are offended she seems to really try hard to offend people.

And I feel I almost feel bad for her because I'm liking her so much more this season, but I'm feeling bad for her that I just don't get offended because she's trying so hard, you know. She's like, look, I'm talking on a telephone upside down. Oh, you offended now. No, all right. Well, that we're going to have a pillow fight, but the pillow is full of double bills. See you offended. No, damn, all right. I like that. I'm talking to a phone upside down.

Are you offended? The former Verizon now Sprint Guy is probably offended.. Oh man, so this was so beautiful. The scene was so beautiful because you know, Erica Jane, she don't really go to practice a lot. I mean, I know that we've seen her practice studio and we've seen all the other girls practice, but notice that we've never seen Erica Jane practice. And now we see why because Mikey sits on a microphone

this whole time. And he's like, Yeah, okay, absolutely. Okay, but then you have bad circulation. You're just trying to get the blood you heart, Erica. Yes, that's like he's telling her everything to do. And so they like, Oh, yeah, I'm going to enter the photo. Upside down.

Hello. It's basically like Simon says. Yes, it was like Mikey says. He's like, action! Pillows! Oh yeah, girls! We're so rich, we just can't take it, girls! Action!

We're so rich, we can't leave pillows on the bed, bitch ass, that's a thing! That's pillows that fall up everything in America with on that jazz. Yeah, he was really as Erica would say, that's love all. And we also got to really clearly hear her lyrics for this song. And I feel like Erica's really saying something with this song, you know, and she should just sing it more as a ballad.

I wish she had enough guts to sing it as a ballad. Like my kiddies as a ballad. I wish he had enough gets to sing it as a ballad. Like my kiddies like a path. Take, take it like a time bomb. Lip it in the sky. I'm excited. You know, believe it or not, I, of the Erica Jane songs I've heard and I really only heard snippets of them. This one I don't think is half bad. Although I do question that lyric, my kitty is like a python. It actually really makes no sense.

It's provocative because it's like two in-your-windows in the same sentence, but it actually truly makes no sense. It's provocative because it's like two in-your-windows in the same sentence, but it actually truly makes no sense. Unless you say that her vagina is maybe going to strangle you. Especially when it's like, my kid is like a python, tick tick and like a time bomb. Do pythons tick tick like time bombs? Is this a reference to your metaphor? I know, it's like a best. It's a it's a strange illusion to Peter Pan, but even then I'm not sure it really works. I get the Python thing because I can imagine her swallowing a gerbil hole. You know, I can imagine like videos in the wild of Erica just her vagina just reaching out and grabbing a deer and swallowing it.

Like I could see that. That actually makes sense. At the time, bomb. It's like, you know, I think she should have just stayed in like a hurtlocker lane or give me a reptile moment. Next level. But it was three different things. And I'm sure the good morning Vietnam, you know, I'm into a humorous, you know, war story about your vagina.

But it just it felt like at a certain point They had written a bunch of concepts on PC paper and we're just pulling them out of a hat as they're singing the song You know like a lot of in-your-wendo I mean in a town full of STD's I don't know why she going off about her her post-e v in the time bomb. I mean, that's just not what people want to hear This is the era of Blair Underwood age strikes. So. My muffins made us spaghetti. You're like, what?

That sort of sounds like a Shubi-Sexual sexual, but it's not. Like, who wants to milk my donuts? My kitty is like Scotts tape The bump in like a Michael stare clabber. What? The girl pussy doing all kinds of things in this video Grab my headlights and let them say me y'all Headlights don't say me y'all.

Oh, good. So she comes back and she watches the video on screen. Like she watches the shot back. And she's like, yeah, look at that. Go, hello, pillow moments. Giving them a pillow. Like giving them pillow. I mean, I wish Casper over our sponsor for today because we really could have tied

in our ad very nicely. Dirty mattresses from Casper. Yeah. Like giving pillow. We're giving pillow. It's like that commercial. I saw all Christmas was that guy. Do you ever see that commercial?

The guy made like the perfect pillow. He's like, I spent five years in my life perfecting this pillow. And now I'm selling it to you. I was like, okay, relax, sir. Yeah, I'm a target. Five years I was like, okay, relax, sir. Yeah, I'm a target. Five years of the guy who's obsessed with pillows is really not that much time,

because they're always sleeping. I mean, it takes me five years to do everything too, you know, I get it, but I don't get a pad on the shoulder for it. Yeah, so Rina and I lean show up to observe and they were like having the best time. I was actually, I thought very cute, because once Erica was done with her pillow moment,

she went over to them and was like, haaa, and she was like, all excited, and she was like showing off the set. She's like, look, it's got dollars. And she was just like really excited. And again, this is Erica. I like the layer. That's the real thing.

A little unfiltered and a little less hardened. She's just giddy and happy and excited to be shooting her video. Yeah, it was cute. And I was looking up on the internet this video just because I wanted to write down all the lyrics. And by the way, I got like halfway through And I was looking up on the internet this video just because I wanted to write down all the lyrics. And by the way, I got like halfway through and I was like, what am I doing? But there was a still of Eric on some talk show. And she reminded me why it's hard for her to

break through for for people like us because you know, she is doing the, I have two personalities, one to whole, and one she's a really stuck up bitch. She's above everything. You know, because she was sitting there, she's wearing this like little house on the prairie type dress, like a really weird dress and it goes all the way up to her chin. You know, she's got like a Kim Richards neck guard on her chin. And then the lick she's giving in this still, she's like, oh, that's what lick she's giving,

like something smells. I'm like, this is a problem. Like you show up like somebody's grandma, but then you're like rubbing your badge and talking about pythons. Yeah, and she tries to spin it. Like, well, it's the two sides of my personality. It's like you get a record, Janine,

you get a record, you're out of your mouth. Like what I do, which is why Bethany less, he's like, I don't get it and I get the brand like what I like you're one of the other Like I get like my wants are like literally like my my key is not a python my key is just a kitty. Okay, I can't Well now that we know Erica better I think that the problem was Erica showed up dressed like Erica Jane, but she was acting like Erica Gerardy, you? Well, the problem is that if you're gonna be a pop star, unfortunately, you have your image and you just have to be that image at all times in front of the camera. And here we're getting a peek into behind and it's like it doesn't really, doesn't work

as well. Yeah. To know that her behind the camera, she isn't like an old Fuddy-Duddy mansion with the haulers. You know, she's basically wearing a whipel at this point or Wimple. That's because I've been reading a medieval book. Okay, so I'm up on my medieval fashion. So okay, Wimple. So meanwhile, so Eileen and Renna do a little dance, which is funny. And then we go over to Dorita's house where Dorita's talking to her child.

Her once a week talk to her child. She's like, Jagger, who do you want to get the fries, Jagger? Who do you want to get the fries, Jagger? Jagger. And he just like spits and she's like, he's so a child.

And then she just walks away. I'm like, I love saying that he's your child and then you leave the child in the hands of like five other people and just go away for the night. Yeah, she's like, couldn't you say mama? Can you say mama, Jagga? Mama, mama. He's like, boy. He just spits, which is what most people probably do when Daryt tries to get a response out of anyone. Yes, and Twitter followed. Yeah. So Daryt goes into the other room, we're PK as she goes,

you know, this whole Erica Panty thing, I'm like, yeah, yeah, we do know it, because you talk about it every single episode. Don't act as if it's like this thing that's like floating around that maybe people haven't heard about yet. And she once again brings it up, she's like, every time I go out,

they're gonna bring it up. I'm like, because you always make a passing reference to it and they say, oh, by the way, when you said that before to Erica, it was sort of mean. Well, she's really smart in marrying this fucking PK, okay, because this guy, as bad as to read his, and she is bad, I mean, she's just terrible. But as bad as she is, PK is always worse.

Yes. Oh, you're kidding me They're still talking about that. That's crazy. You should have bought our leaner. You should have said I'm calling you a broom uber Yeah, the broomstick you're going home Good one PK. You know, you know, you know what George would say you know George would say I lean hashtag get alive. Oh, wow God, that's really amazing. George would also say, hashtag your fat fuck getting air conditioning here before I see you for being a slub lord.

I wasn't born to live in a garage. I love to do it. It's like, you know, PK always says the perfect thing. You just look forward and it's just the perfect thing. And it's fix everything. I'm like, you just said hashtag get a life. Your standards are very low to read. It's the same thing. He said, it's a wedding when he wrote a vows. Hashtag a lot for fell in love, Rotland.

She's so stupid, aggressively so, uh, aggressively stupid. And then he follows up, he's like, you know what, you should, you should done. You should buy Lena Mixer and Rina Akuku Klok. Okay. What does that mean? Because Rina is going to steer the pot and I mean, it's crazy, I suppose.

I guess one can marry cookies and the other one can time them in the oven. I was like, this guy's always thinking of fucking cookies. And I get that. He just has very literal metaphors. That's all. And then he really does this subtle like we're just soldiers of Vanderpump thing. He's like, Fanta pumps the only normal one among them.

Yeah. Yeah. Don't say that, but say I have a new coach at the microphone, please. Yeah. Yeah, so don't say that but say I have a new closer to the microphone, please. Yeah, so next we get Kyle going to lunch with her husband, Portia, and then Ken and Lisa in Malibu. Yeah. And Ken's just at a lost and Portia knows these people forever. So she's like, I think they're lost again.

Just hilarious. Like Ken's one of those guys you just want to stop driving, but he's too proud. You know, it's like Grandpa, you ran over and made it to bus stop. And he's like, well, driving, that's it is bullshit. Oh, JD. Well, I like that they just don't have navigation. That's the funny thing that they just drove out there without using ways. I mean, it's shocking.

So they basically are all driving out to Mauricio's new listing over in Malibu, this gigantic thing, gigantic house, just, you know, CSI views, 17 acres, all this stuff, and Kyle's doing that same thing. We're like, Mauricio's come so far. I mean, he went from working for someone, not owning his own thing and being one of the top,

which is the country, I'm like, working for someone. That was your brother-in-law, wasn't it? Yeah, no wonder why this film has got issues. Did you, Kathy, stop talking to you because he went behind her husband's back to steal clients? How's it like wow, he's just done everything by himself. I like that Kyle makes him sound like he just stepped off of boat and invented like duct tape, you know. Yeah, so they're looking around and then Mauricio is showing that there's this area

in the back where they're hoping to get a helicopter permit to land a chopper. I'm like, well, I do hear that's what happens in LA. You just get a chopper. Lawler. Lawler. It's like, it's like any woman who's never been in a chopper before, Los Angeles,

like they must be ugly fat. Yeah, Mauricio. Yeah. This is a typical Kyle trying to either sell something from Mauricio or, you know, talk about Kim. Like she only has a couple of things that she's willing to do in the scene. So this is like, let's sell some Mauricio property. And they're really selling it. He's saying, oh, this doesn't have a price tag. Like, what, you know, it's the kind of place like where you could afford it, you just say what you want to pay, you know, so like some people will say 200 billion maybe. And then like someone else will say, no, like a trillion, like, you know, you just wait for them to tell you what they're going to pay you. Like, they

ain't going to pay. You're just basically, it's an auction is what you're saying. This is basically a really rich person's foreclosure auction at the city hall because this shouldn't finish. Yeah. Well, you could tell it was probably breathtaking because even Lisa Vanderpump was like, whoa, and they have a pretty huge house themselves. So, well, this is one of those douchey houses that someone, it's like the a Versailles house. What was that? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,

of the lady of Versailles. What was it called? Queen of Versailles? Yeah, Queen of Versailles. One of our Twitter followers, Jackie Seagull. Jackie Seagull, it was like that. Where it's that people. No, don't say that right now. I don't know about to be so awful. But it's that thing. It's like where those people think they're so rich, and they want to build the biggest house in the world. And it's like, we're out of money.

And so it's just sitting there this big empty thing. And it's sad. And so Mauritius trying to be really positive. But I was under the impression that it was being built. Oh, I see what you're saying, because it's not going to run out of money. Yeah, probably. Because he's saying they can, you know, like they're saying, because it's not going to run out of money. Yeah, probably. Yeah, because he's saying they can, you know,

like they put the, because he literally said, people make offers and then they put their money into the design, you know, so they can finish it, how they want to, they can pick the floors, they can pick the wall, they can pick the door handle, you know, the pipes that go to the, they go to the sewer, that shit ain't finished. Well, afterwards, they all go to lunch and porcissing their snapchatting Lisa of Anapuma's

face with weird filters and stuff and Lisa is talking to Porciss. And Lisa is like, I love children, I love the interaction with a child. Owen Pandey, if Ali has a little child, I'm going gonna call myself Nani Pinky. Okay. I mean, you're not in like a story book. Well, she wanted her name on this show to be Pinky. She wanted them to not use her real name and just call her Pinky. They're like, no, we can't do that.

Why, darling? I love that like Lisa Vanderbump, the woman who has it all, you know, money, fame, her looks, the one thing she doesn't have is anyone consistently calling her pinky. That's all she wants. Just call me pinky. Life a little pig that went to market. And right after we get Kyle saying, oh, you know, more is just working so hard because it's for the family, you know, and I'm just sitting aside because it's for our children's future. How much money do you got to meet for your children's future?

I mean, I think they'd rather have a dad, maybe not, but I'm heart-warning that out because Porsche on the way from the, on the way to lunch was like, can we take the Bentley mommy? And then at the end of this scene, more is like, oh, tell everybody what you want your yacht to be named, you know, when you get a yacht, for sure. Like, for those days, okay. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah, I, I agree.

This whole thing, like, we just need to have a future for our family. Like, well, how about you just trade in that, you know, Aston Martin, you've been driving everywhere, or the Maserati,ati or the Ferrari or any of these things That could banquerel your child's college tuition. Yeah, okay Okay, I said Miss Kim Richards this week after we got to see her last week and this week nothing Well, that's okay because Kim Richards wasn't there, but her presence was certainly felt especially When Lisa Rina and Eden's as soon went shopping. Wow, wow, wow, oh, it's so good to see you.

And they kissed on the lips. That does not happen in this town and it's not a good sign. Kissing on the lips, who does that? Gross. Lesbians. They're like, we're so close. Maybe that time when we talked about that, ladies' alcoholism, that neither of us really know that well. We're so close. So this was a scene where Runa is gonna just get herself into a big pile of shit right now.

We're just like, listen baby, I want to have something to talk about the reunion. So let me say a whole bunch of things and I'll get in trouble with everyone. Okay. Oh, I love girls and stories making trends. Eden's like, oh, it's a lightning bolt. Oh, love the lightning bolt. This place is the, this replaces the stars. Wait, what did she say? This replaces the hearts on all the pants. I'm going to start with emojis. Yeah. I love that.

Oh, I thought they were talking about the, the like the little diamond things on the yoga pants. She might I mean, she might have been but she said something about emoji. Yes at one point or maybe I was just I assume she's saying that because she only tweets and emojis. Yeah, maybe that's just how she was talking. She could have just said Kim Richards is a fucking wreck and is gonna die soon, but she just said it like this lightning bolt instead of parts. Yeah, and then like hands class together to pray. just said it like this lightning bolt instead of parts. Yeah, and then like hands class together to pray. So so Rinna is saying how they're talking about the game night and Rinna is like, well, I was, you know, I was trying to be nice to Kim and I meant it. You know, I was going to tell her about the palm frond on my lawn that I put on Instagram. I'm turning her into Ramona center. I want to say her. And Eden's like, well, Kim was vomiting, spitfire fuel.

Like this woman, this woman is going to be a damn mess this evening. Also, I noticed yesterday that she put, she has a tattoo on her neck that says something something kill you. And I'm guessing it says what doesn't kill you because she's all in, you know, positive Instagram memes. But the what doesn't is hidden by her strap. So it just't kill you because she's all in positive Instagram memes. But what doesn't is hidden by her strap so it just says kill you. Oh my god, this woman's dangerous, yeah. Yeah, she is about to stir up a hornet's nest.

And the thing is that she to me kind of represents unbridled privilege because I think you have to have that much privilege to have really no boundaries to just think you can start talking about this, like deep family stuff when you don't even know someone and without a podcast, I like to add, you know. To their face. To their face. To their face. So, yeah, so they're talking about Kim

and this is being intercut with Lisa and Ken talking to Kyle. So Lisa and Ken have taken this opportunity to just sort of pounce on Rina. I'd be like, can you believe Harrod Rina was to Kim Paul Kim and recovery Harrod of Rina. I love that Ken will just attack anybody that Lisa tells him because he is really piping Matt. I mean, you could tell he was so heated. He had to unbutton his shirt down to his belly button, poor thing. He was so mad. He was like, who does he have about when I was in all that? It's just one example. When he was in all that, and I was like, oh, I'll knock a spark out. I'll knock a spark out. If I would have been there, I'm like, what would you have done, Kim? What would you have done? Yeah. I would have unbuttoned another button shown down.

She's angry. I would have gotten a red chest right in their face. And Vanderpump's like, well, at least she didn't reach across the table and transstrangler this time, and then send her a text about wanting to murder her in an alley with a vagina. No, sorry, Eric. We'd listen to Eric on the way of here. Did you know how Kittycat to continue to apply thon? Jiggy's not allowed over there.

What a strange zoo. Oh, yeah. So they're basically shit talking, Rina, which just, you know, is more proof that Lisa Vanderpump will never ever forget or forgive anything ever. Which I'm totally fine with, by the way. She'll forgive in like two seasons because she did this sort of shit to Kyle for about two seasons before she finally became friends with her again.

So meanwhile back at the store, Seth soon is just, she's having this weird thing where she's saying, I got no connection to Kyle. You know what, I showed up and she offered me a drink and I got the drink and it was like nothing. It was like getting a drink from a ghost, like a drink from a piece of cardboard. I just didn't feel it. I'm like, all you did was ask for a drink.

What do you want? Do you want her to like, give you a kind of lingus? Yes. Also, she's instantly mad at Kyle. Every new housewife is. Yeah. There's always, there's always one a year and they either trying, they split, you know, either between Vanderpump or Kyle. And this one has chosen Kyle. But I think also is because she's obsessed with sobriety and alcoholism and all this shit. And they always go after the sober one. There's like a natural hatred between sober people and the people they consider to be enablers, you know? But she's supposedly the sober one. So it doesn't make sense. And that goes to my next theory, which is that bitch ain't sober. I don't believe it for two

seconds that this woman is sober. No one, no one, this obsessed't sober. I don't believe it for two seconds that this woman is sober. No one, no one this obsessed is sober. I just, I believe she is sober. I believe that she's like, but like I feel like the way someone who just got into P90X then tries to get everyone to get into P90X or someone who's just into Crawford, tries to get everyone into Crawford.

Yes. So I think that she's like, yeah. So I think that she's like, yeah, so I think that she's sober, but she's still on this like, I'm sober now. I mean, spread the word because I'm so excited about my life right now. And so that's what I get from her.

Yeah, I can get that. And it's like my, it's like my prop always said, you know, Christ is loving, but new Christians are terrifying. Because they just won't stop. They come at you like nipping at your heels every second, you know, Christ is loving, but new Christians are terrifying. Because they just won't stop. They come at you like nipping at your heels every second. Well, you know, like when someone starts watching a TV show,

and it's like, you know, they just started to watch Breaking Bad. And it's been on for six years. Like, oh my God, I finally just started watching Breaking Bad. Have you seen it? You have to see it. It's like, okay, great. We get it. Okay, it's, we've known about this show for many years.

And at this point, if we haven't watched it, it's our choice. But, but so I get that vibe from, from Eden. I think she's just like excited about this sober life, y'all. But she's also a little crazy because she's like, she's really now determined to get to the bottom of this Kim situation via Kyle. And she's like, I will know her. I will know her. There's just something I'm just, I'm big on energy. And I will know her. I will figure her out. I'm like, this is, yeah, you're really heavy

over there, lady. And I am telling you, you're gonna know me. And I will know you. Very low stakes. You know, we won't love each other, but I'm gonna know, I'm gonna know me. And I will know you. Very low stakes. You know, we won't love each other, but I'm gonna know you. So then Rina is like, okay, well, we got the supper when I went out of the way,

but what about Kim Richards? I mean, she was being so mean to me, and then she told all the girls that I was saying all this stuff about her, and I wasn't, I really wasn't. I was like, you totally did look over it. I lean like, Kuku. Well, Kim did say something Kuku. Though if you say something Kuku, you're allowed to exchange a look to be like that bitches Kuku. Yes. The Kim I said, I think I think I'll think I'll be forever. Yeah. But these

two just don't like each other and it seems weird that they have to keep going after each other But she's basically talking about Kim and then Eden is like yeah, it would be different if she came to you with open arms And was kind and loving and Rina's like yeah, well, I would say she's mostly sober. I mean Smidge like this. She's like I love I love Rina's finger measuring of Kim sobriety. Yeah. Well, you know, this is where Rina's gonna get herself in trouble

because it was one thing two seasons ago for Rina to be like, I was in a car with you and you were saying crazy things and you were crazy that night and I don't think you're sober and I think you need help. And I was totally on Rina's side for that because she was right. But and it's not say that she's wrong in this case, but now she's in a position where it's not really up to her to be saying these things authoritatively.

If you're in the same circle, it's one thing I think if you're really removed again, because as podcasters, we can sit here on the sidelines and be commentators. But if you're in this circle of friends and your friends with the sister and there's been such a big to do, like, you know what, say it on my business and she's on our whole thing. I've said my piece, baby, you know, trying to move on. Yeah. Then she is making a tactical mistake here. But then again, it wouldn't be Rina without tactical mistakes.

Yeah, that's how she works and it's hilarious to watch. Because when you like her and you see that, you're like, It wouldn't be Rina without Tattacle mistakes. Yeah, that's how she works and it's hilarious to watch because When you like her and you see that you're like oh, no Watch me step in and just one back Twitter like you've made it through a month of people being nice to you on Twitter What are you doing and then even worse? Sort of hilariously she she really Submenced the the shit she's about to fall into by then announcing that Kyle is Kim's enabler.

And she clarifies she says, an enabler baby is someone who supports someone emotionally or financially, baby. So I guess she's really trying to imply that Kyle, by Kyle still paying for Kim's life that she's enabling, which I guess may be true, but I don't know the degree of, I don't know their financial situation, which is why I think it's really balsy. Well, that's why she also threw it emotionally because they must have a fight about it later,

where she's like, I'm not giving Kim many because she added emotionally. If they support emotionally or financially, she really worded that like a contract. Either way, there to be like a tiny A and a tiny B next to her points. Yeah. So you really worded that like a contract. Either way, it'd be like a tiny A and a tiny B next to her voice. Either way, Rena is starting to draw a line in the sand and it's not going to end well,

especially when you have an ambassador like Eden's as soon. Who you think you've enlisted to help with the sobriety, you know, cause. And this is just going to backfire in both their faces. And it's, it's going to be hilarious. Yes. And even tells the story that is just so wrong and twisted. And I don't know what she's doing on TV. I mean, she's been the first episode she talked about her sister being an addict and Kim

was an addict with her sister. And blah blah. Then she's talked about her sister dying. This time she's like, well, the day my sister died, I'm all about tough love. My sister called me to hang out on New Year's Eve and I just pressed delete and that's the night she died. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. That might not be something you want to brag about on TV because I mean, I get tough love and everything, but are we supposed to, I don't know how people are supposed to react. I didn't know how to react to that.

It's like you go girl. She was saying it in a way that you're supposed to be like you go girl. But it was weird. And then of course, Rinda is like, well, with Kim, you know, they're this close to Kim dying I'm like, oh my god, Rina you are what are you doing? Rina step away from the proclamations get out of the Ven- the denim store, please

It could be a Venom store A Venom store Yeah, she's like yeah, I want to. I want to understand Kyle because by understanding Kyle, I can help Kim more than Kyle can. I'm like, uh, what? And then what? So yeah, so this is then, Rinne is like, yeah, I'm just trying to help like no one gets it, baby.

All I want is for Kim to get 10 stars in my Amazon review. I don't want her to get bad stars. I just want her to get better reviews, baby. She could be dead any second. Whoa. It's just, it's just gonna go in such a bad direction. I am like, I'm already pre-cringing for it. Yeah, when she said that,

I was sitting in my desk and I was like, whoa. Yeah, really? I like, oh my chair, bad girl. I'm even bravo, new, because bravo's like great. Let's put this in the promo's all week long. Renna saying that Kim's about to die and that Kyle's in the neighbor.

I was like, oh no. When they started that conversation, the music changed from, it was going, da-dum, daD-D-D- So next up is Erica and Mikey packing for Kokomo or Miko's. You know, I mean, I have to say this show is really hilarious, but it's not the only hilarious thing on TV. Did you know that, Ronnie? Well, I do now.

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Oh, rad. Yeah, they have a show which is really cool because UCB is now? I guess it's even going on to season two. Did you see that? That's he so how's that? Oh, rad. Yeah, they have a show which is really cool because UCB is the rage. So they have that and then also Harmon Quest, which is like that. It's like Dan Harmon who created Community. It's sort of like an animated version of a Dungeons and Dragons quest that he's on with like fellow comedians, which is also really good. It's actually like really, it's all like really super cool. I really enjoy it quite a bit. Yeah, and for Bravo people, UCB is the improv school here that teaches the game. Yeah, really killed the game last night.

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S&L. Yeah, it really is. Yeah. But not as many strange things at this time period and Eric is closet They have like racks and racks and racks of clothes I mean like okay, you're gonna take that my baby. You're gonna take all of that That's amazing woman flyer do it. I'm like, oh, you know, Laya gonna forget half this shit Yeah, I love you. They're choosing things and Eric is like well Kyle got me this moon move into buy and just like yes love it love Kyle Give it a moment Give that moon move a moment baby It's like it's like me once every once in a while a fucking cow That people need love to give it a moment. It's called charity badge

Yes, yes So she's wearing. Erick is like trying this blue ice skating costume on in front of her. Yeah, I think with the light, everything's gonna be perfect. It's like going no. Don't do it. Put it back. Put it back. What if you meet Andrea Bocelli finally over there? You know, like what if he opens for you at that haunted dealership, he'll cut himself trying to shake it. And he'll be like,

I tried to see you and I'm bleeding. He has already enough issues. I mean, he's had a rough year, you know, he was forced into another Yolanda Foster thing and then he had a whole issue with an inauguration. The last thing he needs is to slice himself on Erica Gerardy's clothing. I know if we had, if we is to slice himself on Erica Gerardi's clothing. I know. If we had, if we had to take bets on who would be the last person to ever get death threats,

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Any idea where I could get one? I've been tried Craigslist. I've tried Craigslist. God damn it. How am I going to get this death threat to Andrea in time? They're like, let me guess. You're sending a death threat about the inauguration again? No, I'm just saying a death threat because his music is terrible.

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Wow So next up, let's see, Kyle now's the lunch, now's the Enabler Vention lunch, where Kyle is meeting Rina and Eden for lunch, just thinking it's a normal day and she gets to show off her stupid car, which she can't even get into the damn driveway because it has to be lifted

to get over the bump, so it doesn't scratch the bottom. Seriously, I'm sure the repair for the scrapes and the dense they have could also fund a tuition for Porsche for several years. How can a car that costs that much money not be able to make it up a driveway? Well, I think it had a function, right? So it could lift up sort of like a very light inspector gadget feature.

Oh, okay. I just think it's really kind of. Hold on, it is the car. So they go to lunch and even is sitting there with a gigantic bottle of lemon juice. Now there you go people. There's the final sign that this woman is awful. She's carrying on the Yolanda tradition. It's like, I'm not eating, I'm on a cleanse.

And that also goes to my theory that she stopped drinking like literally three days ago. She and Yolanda subscribed the idea that when life gives you lemons, be awful. Drown people in lemonade. Yeah, so they're having lunch and yeah, this basically is somewhere between punked and intervention because again Kyle thinks they're just going to talk about stupid things like sun hats. And immediately, Sassoon is like, so, where does the drinking come from your family? And Kyle's like, uh, yeah, Kyle just gives her this look because Kyle is on a mission

this season to just be nice, not say anything to anybody and just have pamphlets and pamphlets of shit people can buy from real estate. That's all she wants. She does not want to deal with any of this. She's staying above the fray and this girl is going to force her into it. And you know when you force Kyle's hands, she will snap a bit. She will. Kyle was, I mean, she got real tight love, real quickly. She's like the only drinking that we're doing are drinking in all these low interest rates.

Am I right, everyone? Who wants a house? Yes. So Kyle's showing her wedding ring, which came from her mom. And she's like, oh, so your mom gave you that big of a diamond? Wow, she must have been drunk. Was she a drinker? Is that where came got it from?

He's giving away diamonds. Did she hide she high little boss Valca Hall inside this ring? But they're like, I'm tequila that she was just open throwing into a shot real quickly. She's a try, isn't she? I'm screwing that diamond to see if there's a little coke in there because I'll bet there is that there is I like Kyle's response. She's like, um, mean, she drank, but she's not an alcohol. Does it have to come from somewhere? Like does it have to? Alcoholism.

I mean, my mom's not an alcoholic. She just dragged us to Studio 54 and had a special bench at the Polo lounge where she would drink every single night, but she wasn't an alcoholic or anything. Yes. I mean, Kyle's mom probably was a raging lush had a lot of issues. I mean, they have a whole book written about how nutty that family was, you know, so they've got issues, but it is none of this woman's business, you know,

at least not yet. I mean, she just, she's going in so quickly. You need to work your way up, lady. Well, she would have waited for appetizers, but she's not eating. She's like, she just started off right away. And she says, well, your sister Kim, I mean, she would have waited for appetizers, but she's not eating. She's like, she just started off right away. And she says, well, your sister Kim, I mean, she reminds me of my sister in the thick of it. And Kyle goes, you got all that from game night. Did your sister have a leaky vagina?

Because that's literally all Kim talked about. Like, where are you getting all of this? And Eden says, oh, she's,, oh, I just got this energy. I mean, she's sad and her energy was so heavy. And kind of was like, yeah, her name is Kim Richards. That's how she is. Yeah. I think Eden must have stepped on some gravel

and just been like, these rocks, they're not like crystals. Through all for for whole night. Oh, so Eden starts this rapid fire questioning. Did she work with the program? Does she have a sponsor? Where does she go? Who does she know? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And Karla's like, you know what? I don't want to talk about it. And she goes, well, Kim is journeying. She's journeying. Kim's like, you better believe it. She's like listening to some Steve Perry My favorite song is we on the sky cuz I'm always like why are there wheels in the sky, right? Hey, I'm in that on the sky, but but I'll bet Mauricio guys

Mauricio you on the scowl, but but I'll bet Mauricio guys. Hey Mauricio, you're the sky cows rich. I asked you some live intentions, squeezing them. All right, Mauricio. Yeah, she's journeying all right. Oh, good. So Kyle's about to murder this bitch. And she just wants to talk about Kim, Kim, Kim. So she's like, well, this hits really deep with me. And it's

hard to watch. And Kyle just give she's crying now. Even his crying. And Kyle just gives this look to her. That makes me like Kyle. Kyle's like, you dragged me to Hancock Village for this. Much more village Hancock Park. Make myself. And even like my sister didn't see the light at the end of the tunnel and everybody just always covered it up and made it okay. And then what happened? She just, she's just dead. I'm like, well, yes.

Yes. Pretty well. Well, don't worry because I'm sure Kyle or Kim has a very big fear of tunnels. I'm a hole. I like to escape to which mountain. I drive through it. Oh my God, Cal, there's a lot of them to the tunnel. Go the other way. Go the other way. It's probably a fire. Kim, you're looking at a shoe box. What? She takes her head out of the shoe box. Whoa.

I just, I don't understand what Eden's going for because she says she just wants to help Kim What? She takes her hat out of the shoe box. Whoa. I just, I don't understand what Eden's going for because she says she just wants to help Kim Soba but her advice is gonna be press delete every time Kim calls you. And I think that that does go to show that what we learn about alcoholism, which is you should use the tough love

and just cut people off until they get their shit together. I don't know that that always is the best thing because your sister did die and it was a day that she actually called you when you could have been with her. And I'm not saying it's her fault. I'm just saying it's a really, it makes it really, really confusing when you start talking about this stuff. And she sent her ways the right way when her sister died, but Kyle is the enabler and her sister is on a path to being better. So it's like, yeah, they're in life. The tension. That's, that's one of the big things that tears people apart

on how to deal with that stuff. You know, like, do you have a tough love or do you, like, how could you not, you know, like, how could you put your child, your baby out on the street, you know, so, you know, that's one of the things. I think that Eden Sassian's goal is that she knows obviously everything going on with Kim Richards, and she thinks that she's gonna be able swoop in here and save the day.

She's going to come in, she's going to connect with everyone, she's going to connect with Kim, she's going to finally get Kim on the proper program, which would actually be great, but she's going to do it and then she's going to look amazing. Instead, she's so eager for this moment, like a moon moon moment, but it's like a sobriety moment, that she's just, she's going too, too fast, too soon. Well, you're, you're a very sweet, sweet man. And I love that you always see the best in people because I look at her and I think this woman is the lowest fucking scum of the earth.

So, discussing human being, she's used her dead sister for camera time every time she's been on here. Now, she's trying to use someone else's pain. And this cemented it for me. This was on Twitter and it's an article from all about the T. And I won't read the whole article. It's just the headline you need to hear. R-H-O-B-H, Eden Sassoon, ties her late sister's addiction to drugs to Kim Richards. You know what? Go fuck yourself, lady. Well, that's just not cool. So I can't wait to just rip this lady the whole time. But I feel nothing for her. My take is not quite as rosy as you think,

because basically what I'm saying is it's all self-serving. Yeah. But not, oh, maybe not as, maybe, but I don't know if she says evil as you say. But I do, the door is open. The door is open for her to be evil in my pocket. I'm just saying I can see in a banglorious way, she thinks that she's gonna come in and be the hero.

Yeah. And maybe it won't happen. Speaking of parental stuff. I think it's gonna happen. Speaking of parental stuff, we then go to LVP and Ken going with Max to the adoption lawyer that they use when they adopted Max because now he wants to meet his parents. You know, it was a nice scene. At least the Vanderpump starts talking about what it was like when they got Max and Ken

walked through security with him and she's like, hold on. Hold on. I'm proud. I'm the most idiot. I won't do it. I won't do this. Lisa Vanderpump is hilarious because this is this is like a really sweet scene with Max,

but she's so cold and I love it. And I love last year when she was getting so much shit for being cold and she did that thing. I don't know if you remember, but she had that moment where she was like, well, my mother never told me that she loved me. We didn't get how it was. It was like, she had to like feel for Lisa moment, but you can really see that in how she how she how she feels things because even this one she's feeling it. She's like, well, you know, Max was kind

of a holy little baby, but he sure can bust a table. It's like, geez. She's like, you know, when they say that babies are like little peanuts, he really look like a peanut wrinkly and on-shaped on hold on oh god I'm crying like an idiot again oh god oh bandit loved him he was a homely little baby so he wouldn't compete with her and then she got to brush his hair. The first night she tried chewing off of his leg. I don't know. What an adorable, what an adorable bear they are.

Oh, but you know, though, I think one of the, one of the charms of Lisa Vanderpump is that while she can be so cutting and so cold with so many people, you do get the sense that she really is a very loving mother. Yeah. I don't think it's, I don't think it's that much. We were there to get Rosio. We had Rosio shit to us and I couldn't find a home from the UPS. So we went to the airport and we saw a humbly baby and said,

Rosio, take that baby with us. You've been a family ever since. I remember when Ken first came to security holding Rosio in all of her 26 years and his back was going out But he was gonna carry her through there and hold on hold on All right, I'm back. I'm sorry for being an idiot Rosio get me some tissues. I'm crying over you again. So they're looking over the parents file, the adoption file.

And Max is like, look at this mom. She plays the guitar or my father played the guitar. And he knew to fill up a water glass when it was less than 60% foam. She's like, oh wait, I'm in it! Oh, hey! It just goes to show that music and bus-boying. Those are things that are never dead. Artists working in restaurants is genetic.

I just explained Los Angeles's theory about everything. Oh, hey! Hold on. Hold on. I just explained Los Angeles's theory about everything. Wait. Oh, God. It was a big revelation. Oh, no, they're going to cry from the idiots. They're telling me idiots. And they can.

Ken's like, we brought the receipt because we wanted to bring them back. Ken's like, Ken's so cutting and hilarious. I love that guy. He's like, well, I don't know if we want to meet them back. Can't like, can't so cutting and hilarious. I love that guy. He's like, well, I don't know if we want to meet it yet. So why don't we just get a private detective for where we're around for a bit and see what kind of a mess she is. And we'll see if we want to meet her. Yeah.

You know, this is going to be a storyline at some point. Like they're going to, the mom's going to come in being like, I don't know, like the mom on revenge. You know, she's like, my mom's alive. You're like, oh don't know, like the mom on revenge, you know? She's like, my mom's alive. And you're like, oh girl, that's Muriel Hemingway. No way. Who was it?

The chick from the other chick from the other chick from. No, it was a chick from the other. She was the one who was wearing spanks and she was finally making out with it. No, the one who played the chubby one. Oh my God, on that show. On revenge, who's mom, who's mom was the, wait, what's her name?

She was Emily, she was Emily's mom, the main girl's mom. I thought it was Jennifer Jason Lee, who came back and she's all moody. And everyone was like, oh look, Jennifer Jason Lee is back doing something and then it's like, oh, but she's being moody. Oh, I guess everybody's face is just start to melt together. Like everybody from the 80s. I'm like, oh, did you see Molly Ringwald on revenge?

Anyway, I feel like Max's mom is like Susan Doyle, you know, and I feel like she's going to show up with a hat that has a flower on it. Yeah. And she's going to take James Kennedy's spot at pump. She was because I wanted to be like, look at that homely lady and then she's gonna get up and start singing laymirs. And I was like, what? I dreamed a dream and I thought, I'm not. And I was like, yes. The change to the atmosphere a bit. Oh God, I wish Jackson would keep his hands out of Susan Boyle's pants.

Well, she said she'd make me a turkey sandwich. Well, you had sex with me without a condom young man. You got someone else pregnant young man, or for Las Vegas young man while I was singing at the MGM ground? Don't try telling a lie on me, young man while I was singing at the MGM ground. Don't try telling a lie on me young man. I dreamed a dream that I'd no longer had your STDs. So, Dereet, in other news, Dereet has decided that I'm a big girl. And she can call... She's gonna call

Rina and I leaned to go have a lunch, but first she's standing in the ironing room of her house Bossing around the nanny made which or the ironing made which is just so fucking gross I hate people like to be on she's such a Heather to bro like She's worse attention to detail Iron no iron better. No iron better. I, no, iron better. No, iron better. I'm such a perfectionist. You're a perfectionist with money. You ain't doing any of that stuff. I cannot imagine to reach scrubbing a pool until it shines.

I feel like you can't call yourself someone who has an attention to detail when you hand your kids over for an army of nannies. OK, what's your kid doing now? I'm doing something with an ania. I guess that's not attention to detail. Yeah, so she's basically trying to get her baby ironed. And then she decides to go upstairs and call these ladies.

And she's got a mirror desk, which I don't know why that made me laugh, but I was like, girl, that ain't a good angle. Maybe that's why she keeps changing her face. She keeps seeing herself from that angle, you know? Just looking back up at her and keeps like pulling out a staple gun. But she calls them an Ileans reaction with prices. She's like, hello, Ileane. It's great. And it's just like this long pause. It's like, hello. Yeah. So she basically forces them to go to lunch. Yeah, they're going to go to the Huntly Hotel. But before all this happened, we had Kyle. I said, Kim and my notes, I was like, what's going on? Kim's packing for Greece. But it was Kyle

packed for Greece. And then we're in Greece. Kyle is there and Erica's in her mumoo and Mikey's like okay just so you know You're gonna be performing for Wow 3 a.m. Slot you go girl. Yeah, and so when Kyle arrives, Erica's showing Kyle all around this like $50,000 a week villa. And Erica's like, you know, I like Kyle because she's not judgmental. I'm like, I'm like, oh, you just wait.

You're only on your second season. Yeah. She doesn't judge me like other women. I kind of hate God, but other women, because that judge mental. Girl, it's not that they're judgmental. It's you're probably a Camille when you go out with everybody else's husbands. You know, when Camille was in Vegas, her first season, and she's like

grinding up against everyone's crotch and stuff, like trying to flirt with everybody's husband, I, you know, of course, girls don't like that kind of girl. Yeah. Exactly. So then after this whole after after Dureet calls Ileane and Rina then we're back in Greece and now it's time for the rehearsal for expensive Well, I've done everything I need to do about vocals, but Dad's like is hi, it's much higher. I'm like I can you did not do everything you could on your vocals I saw this whole number on Watch What Happens Live.

And you hear her singing to retract, you know, because of course she, everybody uses a track now, I guess, but she's like, like if they took off the track, that's what it would sound like. Like a newborn trying to figure out what the mobile is up above his head. I thought it sounded a little bit more like this. As George Michael would say, hashtag never forgets. I believe there'd be boy George not George Michael. No, no. That killed George Michael. Oh, he's in heaven hashtag Hashtags from heaven the George Michael story

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Might be like yeah, it's a pool moment Yeah, it's for coming on pool patch Russell is over. Thank you. Yeah, it's next The thing about this pool is it has steps so you could come in and out of it Wow fancy pool, Erica. Not a good fuck. So, Rinna and I lean at the hotel before Doree, which figures that Doree is fucking late. Yeah. And Aaron, I lean is one of those women who has nothing to fucking talk about unless it's

somebody else. I've never heard I lean. We like, hey, you know, I, I saw this film, you know, it's somebody else. I've never heard I lean. We like, hey, you know, I, I saw this film, you know, it's always like, I thought, well, good to see you. So, um, well, so we've seen two derites. Haven't we in the beginning? She was charming and then we got another derite. I was dating everybody told derite gets there. I know. This is like the conversation before someone gets eliminated out of top chef. So to reach shows up and just like all right ladies thank you so much for joining me here at the hot and the hotel. Hopefully we can resolve this in an adult and a happy way. I hope we can do it.

Otherwise I guess we tried. Thank you to Lola Del Rio for posting the picture of D'Ari standing next to Goldie Han in overboard because that was the exact outfit she's wearing. She's wearing this like a white 80s outfit with these huge shoulder pads and she's covered in. Yeah, sorry, that was Eric. She's cutting it. It's a gram of the home play. Yeah, she was acting like they were coming to a board meeting. You know, it's like all this girl needs as a cigarette on a cigarette holder.

Like really long cigarette holder. Eileen and Rinna look like they are just about to pounce. Like they just, they are shooting daggers. They have their biggest soap opera faces on and Dorita's in there, but of course Dorita is oblivious to anything. You know, most women would sit down and be like, holy shit, I've got two super partivas staring daggers at me, I gotta get out of here as soon as possible. But Dorita, you know, she lives in her own land and she's like, you know, I just, I feel like, you know, there was this whole panty issue, I don't know if you've heard about it at all. just feel like every time we get together that's just that you always bring it up by

Ling you always are talking about a non stop and I mean like I don't know exactly what you're talking about but you're crazy and I'd like to just move on before I start losing any more popularity thank you. I loved Wintery gave the typical asshole apology. She's like, first of all, I'd like to say that I had two minute drinks, which is no excuse. I don't think I behaved badly wrongly, but I apologize for doing nothing wrong while drinking. And I don't know if you noticed this while Eileen and Doreet were going back and forth, they just kept on, Barack Attunch cutting to Rina who just was like looking left and right.

They just showed, Rina was just like Bob. Her hair was just like a full Bob mode, head Bob mode. Hey, baby, so much crosstalk. But she's such a pleaser that she was bought every emotion was different. So she would look at Arrow looking with big eyes, like I'm missing, baby. And then she would look at Eileen was squinty eyes, like she's totally dising you, baby. And I'm on your side. And then she would add little things here and there to like be on I lean side. She'd be like, well, I don't remember you bringing an apple up, baby. She

brought it up a lot, baby. Didn't she, baby? That was good point up baby. She brought it up a lot baby. Didn't she baby? She is right now. That was a good point baby. Oh, interesting point baby. People pleasing table tennis. Yeah, that's it. It was like Wimbledon for these women. Do we didn't? So she's like, you can't bring in it open when it's like,

no, you didn't. She probably did. And then I mean, it's like, I understand. And then she gives us look like, I guess I'll fall in my sword. It's the closest I'll ever get to actually doing Shakespeare. All right, Doreet, I apologize for all the times I brought up pantygate. I'm sure everyone, when they this on Bravo will see that I totally brought this up every time and not you. That's what I've been saying, Eileen. I am officially terribly sorry. She's like, what's going on with the camera?

What's going on with saying that? Now, about this text in no sense of the text in textifiers. Even though I did nothing wrong, I'd like to discuss. And Rinna's like, look, look, I'll take responsibility. Baby, that was my fault because I didn't understand. So I sent it to Alin and then Alin didn't understand. And now you don't understand why we don't understand. She's like, well, I don't remember anything and I

apologize for not remembering a thing about that night or what was said or even that you had parents in the first place. I do apologize. And who are you anyway? And so fine they just resolved to be like, how about this next time when we have an issue with one another, we just say it to each other's face. How about that? And they're like, you know, Rin is like, yes, baby. And I'm like, I can get on board with that. And you know, that like next episode, that's going to be island saying, you know, when she said that we should say things to each other's face, was that a dig it me? What do you think, Rinna? Should I say something to her about that?

Also, it doesn't make any sense because they did say all this to each other. They did. They said it to Doreet's face many, many times, but it just does not remember anything. So it's just a dumbass. But it ended in the funniest way because I lean like, well, I, what did she say at the end? She goes, oh, I'll take a vow to, I think that I'm going to take a vow vow of silence And then Rina's like I'm gonna take a valium Ha ha ha ha ha ha and they all laugh and laugh like in a sitcom and then to reach like can I have one? Good

Here we go. Doreen want to all drug addicts. I mean, Rina seems to be addicted to Adderall at the very least or Diet pills. Maybe send a dream. I don't know, but it's something Doreen's obviously a coke head. I mean, her eyes are about to pop out of her damn mouth. Even's been sober for about five minutes. I mean, this show is like typical LA. Everybody's got some kind of addiction, but they're always trying to blame the other people for having a worse addiction.

I love it. I don't know about that. All I know is that this was, this was Doreet's most empathetic moment of the entire season, which is when Eileen said, I'll take a valve silence and then I said, I'll take a volume and Doreet to look in her eyes. She just wants to pile on, but could not come up with a V word. I've been there girl. I've been there. She's like I'll take a the vacuum cleaner

What I'll take a boy boys. I'll take a valve though A va a valve Valory hopper I'll take a valve of the hopper. Oh Lord. All right. Let's put the nail in this one All right, everyone. Thanks for listening to another kooky hour of watchwood crap ins I think about the Alpha. Oh lord, alright, let's put the nail in this one. Alright everyone, thanks for listening to another Kooky Hour of Watch, what? Crapins, our fifth anniversary is coming up next week,

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