Watch What Crappens - #373 Ladies of London: Kilt Trip

Episode Date: January 19, 2017

Warm up the haggis: more Scotland awaits! The "Ladies of London" are still in their Scottish castle, and here's a shocker — they're getting along! Come wrap yourself in cashmere and enjoy this episode full of Fleming-isms, tears, and balloons. Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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crap ends. Hey everyone, welcome to watch a crap ends the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBLOG.com and the Mandel Blender podcast, and joining me as usual is the wonderful and lovely and multi-accented Ronnie Carrom from TrashTalkTV.com and also the Rose Pricks Bachelor podcast and also the Real House President of the Hills audiobooks, all to be found on iTunes. Hi. Hi, Ben.

What's up? Nothing. I'm just so What's up? Nothing. I'm just so excited to be here today. We're talking about one of my favorite shows ever. Well, I know. Ladies of London, a wonderful, wonderful show, and this was a wonderful, wonderful episode because there is so much Caroline Fleming. Lots of Flemingisms this week, and I could not have been more thrilled. And it was great timing because when it wasn't Caroline Fleming, it was Marissa being

Puss Partum Depressiony and sad, which you know is sad. But yeah, this was actually. It's interesting because this podcast episode we're also going to talk about Mary Dometis. Oh no, we already talked about Mary de Medes in here. But I watched these, yeah, I watched these, I watched these at the same time. So for me, it was one episode watching both of them. I watched them back to back and both of them just were really touching. I actually got a little teary in both of them. And I was totally sober that I was feeling things through both of these episodes, which I don't really always count on in a bravo show. That's not really why I watched them, but I did. I loved it. I loved this episode. I thought it was one of their best ever's because it seemed like it was going to be really boring at first. Yeah, because you know, they've spent a lot of

time the season fighting in a really bitter kind of way. And this was an episode where everyone made up and on top of that, Merissa was dealing or appears to be dealing with post-partum depression, which is very serious. That was pretty, I felt bad for her for having to go through that. So we're going to get to all that, but we're going to start off in the castle, where we left these ladies in Scotland, where they were having breakfast, and as you may remember at the end of last week, Sophie has just told everyone, in one of her many botched attempts

to bring the group together, she's like, well, you know, there's so much love in this room, and I have love for you, and I have love for you, and Juliet, you know, I don't know how much love is there, but you know, we're working on it, she's like, excuse me, and she's like, I don't know how much love there is for you and I've loved for you and Julia, you know, I don't know how much love is there But you know we're working on it. She's like, excuse me. I don't know how much love there is for you She's like, oh I see because there's like negativity. Okay, all right, and then she's just like Julia. Yes, oh Great

You think I'm negative. I'm gonna show you negativity right now, man. I'm not be negative. You want negative? Okay, two minus ten Negative eight Right now, man, mine. Well, I'm not be negative. You want negative? Uh-huh. Okay. Two minus ten. Uh, negative eight. I'm gonna give you a negative, okay? Hey, look at this camera. Look what I'm pulling out. I'm pulling out negatives.

Um, uh, the Blair Edwards Eve struck us outside. Oh, take a test. I'm negative. Man. Hey, look, I'm gonna try on this lamp. I use batteries and this side of it is negative. Um, I'd love, I love that she's this lamp. I use batteries and this side of it is negative. I Love I love that she's so surprised that anyone would call her negative when she's the only one season after season who just

Explodes with rage. Yeah, so free Sophie is really trying to swim backwards No, all I meant was that I could love you. I'm on the path I've planted a love seed for you. I'm just waiting for it to bloom, darling. Oh, really? Well, maybe I'll just be a dead flower then. Maybe I'll just be a negative dead flower and everybody I'll kill everybody in the whole hate to fly in that. No one will give anybody flowers anymore for their anniversary because they're depressing and negative. Oh, I'm seeing is that if I really lowered my standards, I could love you like everyone else.

Okay. Uh, I have to point out that the very be the very first line of this episode, even though it was from last week, but the very first line was lemon going, how lucky are we? We're young, healthy. And then it goes into all of this. So good. And I love that when they start fun.

Everyone just left the table. I'm like, I can't deal with Julia. It's too early in the morning and we don't have eggs. Yeah, Jules just. So he's like, no, you don't understand. And Jules gets up and goes, hold your ground. And like runs outside. So I literally here's a here's here's some soil for you to hold.

Adela is upset outside smoking because she's just been suicide, suicide change. Virtually. And you think it's a side tonight. And I think that's a little selfish. So she's outside smoking upset. And she's like, she's just so negative. I don't understand with that girl.

I tend to stand it. Why must she be like that? And Jules is like, oh, I'm all they're having the negativity conversation right now. So hold tight. But it was just a mere blip because soon the women all headed out into Edinburgh and Flaming as they leave the castle of course is like they have the best cashmere shop in the world is here You must go how lucky are we to have by cashmere with me

Just to point out how insensitive these these women can be How many jokes did we count last week that were like suicide? Like, are we fighting again? I want to kill myself. We're all just moments. And that scene that started with a suicide fight ended with Sophie doing the, I'm going to shoot myself on the head, hand gesture. Well, that was a different scene. It's like the suicide.

The suicide fight was the night before. Oh, that was the night. Oh, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry about that. But I wouldn't have put a pass into say, seriously, I'm going to kill myself during the suicide scene many times. Because that's what they say at all times. I would really rather take a summon and slap it against my head and listen to this stupid bollocks anymore. Getting ready. I'm getting ready to party. Getting ready to party. Getting ready to party.

Yeah, the song was, you know, Ronnie, I really wish you would respect the songwriter more by seeing the accurate lyrics, which are, we're gonna pot, we'll go on pot, eh, now that I'm here, the pot I start now. And then they're like putting on shoes. Yeah, and by the way the big Sophie and Juliet feud it's already resolved like Sophie gets into into the car with Juliet she's like I just want to say how sorry I am for what I said I really love you quite a bit she's like I love you too and Caroline's like well I love both of you so there okay no fighting no fighting stop rule one fighting

Stop not you car Put the brakes. Nope not you car keep driving drive no fights So they they split up into groups to go tackle and brush shopping together and and and Samber is with Julie and Juliet and Sophie and they wind up going vintage shopping and Caroline just hates it. Yeah, yes, Sambery. Yes, Sambery. Yes, because they go into the vintage shop. I don't understand vintage. If someone's worn it, I don't want it.

I feel like I've died and gone to hell. Used hell. I want it to want it. I feel like I've died and gone to hell. Use hell. I want it. She doesn't itch. When I go to hell, it shall be a new hell. Oh, look, I feel like I'm in Pauline's closet. Pauline, clear your clothes. Valentina clear, Pauline's disgusting useness out of this store, please. Someone's like, was she was Julia? Wasn't it Julia? He's like, I think I'm not getting itchy.

And she goes, I can assure you, you don't get itchy and Gucci. Let me tell you something, the only reason why I don't go to Goodwill is I don't go to places that I don't believe in. No, let's go. Goodwill. If I owned this store, it would be called Goodwill is earned. If I owned this store, it'd be called Goodriddins. Is this some part we're flaming, is telling us.

She's like, these women, gossip, so much, you're this, you're that. I made a boomerang of it and put it on our page. So much, you're this, you're that. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b. It's extraordinary, not extraordinary in the fresh air sort of away, but the extraordinary in the air without a filter kind of away. Extraordinary bad. It's like someone had just rolled a big wheel of comptay up to them and they didn't even appreciate it It's not much divine flavor So over with Fleminga Dallan, Marissa there at lunch and Marissa's of course Fleming's like, I'm I'm going to have a spring jasmine tea, please

I just was trans wrappingrapping everything she wrote. She said she just says it in that, that plumbing way. Do you have, do you have a refill in my water, please? What are the most awesome things? Even when she's trying to be normal. Marissa's holding her hands and she's like, yeah, well, we had a really rough time last year. That was rough and I'm just, it's so nice to reconnect with you And let me go. Yes, we got off on such a bad foot last year. We have had some discrepancies in the past

Love that. That's so harsh You know when you made me a Baroness wear a bowling shirt. That was quite discrepancy You remember that, don't you? The more I can feel that I can trust Marissa, the more I can give. If she keeps this up, I shall teach her how to make almond butter in a blender. Or the divine pleasures of Pesto. So it then over the other group having lunch, Stanberry is talking about how she's happy that they're on a small group because she really hates large groups of women because it becomes very loud. I just love the implication of that. Yeah, like like Trash Americans, all right. Yeah, you remember the two were the ones screaming and yelling at the last castle.

I also love that this show is just going from castle to castle. It's like, I don't understand how more people aren't watching this show. It's amazing just watching them be like, well, we're going to this castle. Well, she had to rent her castle. Yeah, I mean, this show has a barreness. It has the Earl of Sandwich. It's one of the only Earl's that Americans know and it's mean this show has like a it has a Baroness. It has the Earl of sandwich

It's one of the only Earl's that Americans know and it's on this show Mm-hmm It's like the only show on Bravo that will allow sandwiches And then they're so then The women are talking about Juliet saying how she can just explode and they never know when she's gonna explode with her negativity. And you know what's bad when Julie says that you're the most embarrassing type of American.

Yeah. Oh, poor Julie. She doesn't even know how to ride a bike. So then there's like a touchy feel seen because Caroline tells Julie that she had never attacked Julie until she started to feel strangled by Julie's rules, etc. etc. and then Julie is like, well, my insecurity is that like, you've known each other for so long and I don't know anyone around here. And then, uh, Stambury has a really interesting perspective because she says yes, but it goes the other way because since they've known me for so long, they know exactly what buttons

to push in me and they know really how to rattle me and like oh yeah vulnerable. Yes, if they get upset with you, it's just to fight over lunch. If they get upset with me, I go home worried that they're going to have pictures of donkey shows or something. Yeah, this woman have known me for a long time, darling. Yeah. And then Julie, Julie ultimately concludes, well, you know what? I think the thing is that just you and I, Caroline, were just so similar and it cut to Caroline's face

me like I would rather die. It's like staring at a vintage pair of corduroy's right now. I guess we are the same because we both can't do handstands. Yes, we've got about as much experience as has needed to be a professional yoga teacher. I've got that. So let's see, Fleming, it's important to accept everyone for who they are because one has not walked in another's shoes and they don't understand the exact fit of their shoes unless they have their feet. So unless you've got the feet of someone, do you truly ever know how they

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That is perfect. Oh, I love when she elongates all her words. The perfect music starts going, oh my, my, don't be shy. Yeah. Oh my, my, don't be shy, don't be sure I don't be sure I don't be sure I don't be sure And they're just like combing their hair getting ready for the I know look at them being all rowdy Don't be sorry with that comb. Don't be sorry. Come that hair girl Girl probably just drop the mic right after that like that's it. I've done it Call me when I've got my pee buddy Grammy. I'll be on the balcony

I'm on the balcony looking out over things over things look at me. I can't stop myself the muse Moment I've scored the next season. Everybody back into the studio. All right. Three, two, one. Balcony. No, on me. Okay. Great. That's a wrap. So they're getting ready for dinner and it's a scotch. It's a scotch. It's a woman for some foremost. By the way. Yes. Oh, just clarify. Yes. Uh, these women, wow, I mean, they really get dressed up. They all look stunningly gorgeous for every dinner. Yeah, it's, it's very true. They've always got a new face of makeup and new hair.

I mean, they just look stunning. So they're at this little tasting with Robin DeBotinta. And it's all quiet. Everybody's kind of probably bored, you know, because it's the end of shopping and beginning of dinner. So they're just sitting there quietly. Yeah, don't be showing, don't be showing. They're just sitting there in a library.

And then Fleming is like, so Robin, do you wear knickers? Oh, is the story, Kenzie here? Robin, I just feel like you're always bringing it up. Oh, so Robbins. I saw Robbins little Robin peeking through. Pretty little pip. I have bought you some box of briefs, Robin. He's like, there's a little bit, no, I saw the wrong action box of briefs Robin. He's like this a little bit No, I started wrong action. That's not Scottish women have always been jealous of me So then they also are chasing all this this whiskey and scotch and they none of them really like it at all

And they're all grimacing and flamingos It is like licking a piece of wood. How unpleasant. Then the best thing happened, they got to go to, they got to go to dinner. Yes, and, and they were led there by a bagpipe man. Yes. It's like, Re-e-e like, and now we're going to do this. We're going to do the traditional poem for the Heggies. And he just starts speaking in like crazy Scottish bro. He's like,

Riddin' knife and hudin' Riddin' Riddin' Riddin' Riddin' Riddin' I'll see a sag in the street and I get my knife for my brother and I'll stab him in the heat and then I turn him over and I say listen here, ragged and I cut off his nuts and then

I put them in a rag, ooh, some liver and some, and then he pulls out a knife and like start stabbing the tray and their faces were fucking hilarious. I mean, this, this crazy ass monologue mixed with the taste of that, uh, that scotch in their mouth, that you actually saw the unthinkable. You saw all of their faces move and they all looked crazy. Yeah. I mean, it broke through the bow talks to move all of their faces. Caroline Stambury in particular, I was like, who are you? Yeah.

Yeah. Who are you, ma'am? Yeah, they didn't know whether to laugh or be horrified, but what was happening. And I was dying. And some of them did try the hagas. And Caroline, Stanbury actually liked it. And then Caroline, something is like, it's got the perfume of inside body. And then, and then, and of course, she's, she's so barren as he, because like, so do, do you, do you like it? Are you gonna finish this? I think I'll save room for the next course, which is like a very planned way of, it tastes like shit. Well, the last lyrics of this could eat it. You know, they were all really trying. Uh, and Juliet's like, oh, I can see this bambi is is not a sheep.

Tagus. She's like, it was this Bambi going, quack quack. I love the Bambi insurance commercials. I love when that I love when Bambi comes around with this little drama is like, never gonna stop. It's going and going. So Sadie, I mean, Stambury is talking to Marissa who's been really depressed

this whole time and she's like, well, how is Sadie? And she's like, oh, I don't know. I'm not there. And so I'm guessing she's fine. She's like, well, yes, you know, she is a baby. But my point is, I'm sorry if I was harsh with you. And I was people think I was harsh with you and I was. People think I caused tears for sport,

but I don't want to kick someone when they're down. So I ask of you, please get up, Rissa. Please stand. Rissa's like, I'm not strong, I'm tired. I just can't do it anymore. So she starts crying and then jewels and Juliet. Jules is like, this isn't even the same Marissa. Who is this? So the the brits go to the bathroom and the Americans are are all

at the table together. And so they have a little bonding moment. And Juliet's like, well she's had three babies. And when I had two babies, she was like, how do you do it? And if she's got three, so you know, I? I maybe I'll just be nice to her. So I'll just be nice to her, I guess. So she's like, oh, Marissa, I'll be nice to you. Yeah. Yeah, and it was like a really, really sweet moment and they're all crying.

And then Caroline Stambert comes back into him and is like, oh, God, again. And she was like, we just had a very American moment. Was it processed? So then we go into the parlor and Caroline, to play the balloon game and Caroline Flamingos, the balloon game is hilarious. And I love that she is obsessed with this the stupid game of where you crush balloons with people Like something you do in summer camp or whatever

It's like the new it's just like to her. This is like the ps4 You take two people and you squeeze together and the balloon pops it's and the balloon pops. It's hello. Hello, Ria. Oh, and they have all these balloons, but they're not blown up. So like, who shall blow up the balloons? And everyone's like, I'm not doing it. And the delegates, where's the backpacker? He's a good blower. And then Luke comes in and they're like, yay,

Luke can blow things. Luke. So they get these balloons blow up. And yeah, that's the game. Basically, like kind of simulating sex, but you have to do it really hard to pop the balloon behind the other person. It's like a relay race. I was laughing so fucking hard watching this scene.

And especially, especially Caroline, because she's like, this was like having, she goes I've never walked away from balloon game soul I was banged again and again they really went for it balloon game takes no prisoners. So much banging again. The next morning the song is, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. This is a repeat. Okay, they did that like two weeks ago that let's go song. So I mean, come on now, we need some original content. You're really slacking over there, lady.

Yeah. She's probably party, party, I'm all about that party. Oh God, there she goes again. So it's breakfast or it's morning time. Yes, breakfast. And uh, uh, Stambury is in bed with Luke and they call Fleming in the other room. And Fleming's like, I can't balloon game. Put me under. I can't move. And Stambury's like, I can't balloon game. Put me under. I can't move.

And someone can make me some Comte, please. Standby is like, shall I send Luke to carry you? Luke go. And he goes over there in his camel, once he carries her over to the room. So funny. We all need a Luke in our life. I know, seriously.

So then, by the way, Caroline Sanbury was in LA last week. And people tweeted, I was like, Caroline Sanbury's in LA. You gotta go hang out with her. I tweeted at her. I was like, we have to get a cocktail. And she was like, oh, I leave this weekend. And I was like, no, but I was also like, that's 40s away. Yeah.

And then she just sent hearts in a champagne bottle, just to her quiet way of saying, no, please go. Clear, clear the fan. Bet his mom, let us talk on Twitter. I don't know, I'm blocking. So they go down to breakfast and great news. There are eggs and everyone's like, cheers. I was like, yay, eggs, breakfast, breakfast, breakfast. And it's like, we're just a bit, I am shattered.

I know she's got postpartum. So I'm not being mentioned as postpartum, but just the discrepancy between the discrepancy, between how happy they are. And then she's just like going through it. Yeah, she's upstairs. And Jules goes to check. Did she come down? Oh no, she didn't go. She didn't come down.

Sorry. Jules is like, are you okay? What's going on? Are you okay? She's like, now everything's terrible. I had a cry in the shower. She's like, oh, and she's like sitting there crying, pumping milk. Yeah, she's like, I had to pump milk in a cashmere store. I was like, oh, that's, that's sad, I guess. It was so sad. She's such a mess. I know. I do feel bad for her. I feel like she really is going through it. So yeah, I do feel bad.

Yeah. So the husband's all start arriving. God damn it, Stan, Stanberry's husband is so hot So I think he's like hot and he's never been yes, and it goes beyond his like physical hotness because he is physically hot but just that he's like a Zillionaire and He's just so in control of everything. You know, he's like he's really hello estate. Hello I was like bowing to him as he comes in. I just love that guy. Now, he could really work that kill too. You go, yeah, that killed. Wow.

He was, I mean, he has been looking good all season. I never really noticed him before, but this season he's been looking really good. And this was like the pinnacle of gem. This is gem's best moment. Yeah. And just how he deals with Stambury is so cute because you know, she could be a terrorist and he just knows how to deal with her so beautifully. I love it. I love that relationship. He's like, well, you know, you are maybe a bit negative about things like this and, you know, fix it. Yes, he always knows the proper thing to say. He's so un-American in that way.

So the MRS is talking with Matt and she's like, I'm just sad, I'm just like really sad about things. I'm just shatter, I don't have it in me, I can't do it. And he's like, well, maybe you need better and get some sleep, that's all. Yeah, you're not depressed, you're not. Yeah, it's like you need to nest. I just kept yelling at the TV,

put some cabbage on those tits, girl, this is 2017, you don't need to be breastfeeding that baby, put some mixture in a thing and let the old lady at home do it. Yeah, she probably wants to yeah So now they go to hawk or not hawk falcon rings. Yes, yeah falcon ray I I put together a falconry day because I knew that the falcons would scare the shit out of these ladies which it did I wrote a note. I said, it's like flying Julietts. It's like a whole bunch of Julietts flying around. Yeah.

Oh no, here it comes. Oh, it just wanted to eat something off my hand. Oh no, here it comes. It's eating off my face. You never know what you're going to get with the Juliet Falcon. Which is how about you, but it'd be like, oh no, it wants you to have my hand. Oh no, it wants you to have my face. Oh, no, once you're tough on my face.

Okay. Now let's look at the birds. Jules is actually somewhat graceful. She does a really good job in stammeries like, Oh, of course, so mad. And then a Fleming is Fleming's like, of course, I'm not scared. Falcon's don't scare me. I want to stare deeply into each other's eyes for hours. We can share so many passionate memories that blubbers, stroper's walking through mushrooms, lying in pea fields all day in all night for the summer years. Thinking about containing a newbie, what I'm going to fulfill for that is perfect.

Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. So then they kind of split up and do some activities. Some of them take quads. Some of them, you know, shoot arrows or whatever. I was actually extremely jealous. It looked like so much fun.

Yeah, it really did. So I'm looking through this. So I'm trying to see if any drama happened here. Well, yes. And I guess it happened with Matt, with the husband. It looked like Julie. Well, because everything was fine, and everyone's finally apologized, everything is finally good. And then Julie is hanging out with Matt and Sophie,

and maybe one other, maybe Luke, and everything's fine. And then Julie's like, yeah, so the woman had been like, really mean to Marissa. It's like really not nice. And I'm like, why are you're stirring the pot right now? Yeah, she's really an asshole in the scene. This was not cool. And Matt's like, yes, she doesn't need that right now.

She needs rest, you know? Blah blah blah. She's like, well, she didn't get it because it's not, and then finally Sophie, Sophie's like, okay, now I'm questioning what she's doing. Yeah. And Sophie's defending Caroline because A, they're sisters in law and they've mended their offenses and also she's like, well Caroline didn't realize she wouldn't

have been that harsh if she realized that Merissa was going through something. And so then Julie's like, look, she's coming back to the dark side. And it's like, well, what did you expect? It's not that she's going to the dark side. That's just like, well, like, you know, what did you expect? She knows she was, it's not that she's going to the dark side. That's just the side she's been on. She's been on, she's Caroline's sister-in-law. Well, and she's mad that she wants to, she's mad that she wants to make friends. That's what always kills me on these shows. And she's like, she's being positive with someone I

don't like. That's not cool. Yeah. And also, when she was talking to Sophie about the stuff in the beginning of the season, yes, Caroline Stambury has been really rude to Jules, but she hasn't to Sophie. I mean, there's a difference between someone listening and being your friend and talking things through and then jumping on your side and having to fight your battles,

you know, like get out of here. She's never going to be a Juliet. Yeah. So then it's time for dinner. And all the men get into their kilts and they look super, super hot, especially Jim. We love that Jim now. And then all the women, of course, look spectacular.

One, it's like one amazing dress after the next. I mean, this show is fantastic with the fashion. I love the part where, well, the song is... You can part where well the song is you can't say no to me you can't say no to me don't say no to me. Okay, but the husband is the gem is upstairs watching Caroline get ready and he's just standing there looking hot as fuck in his kilt and Luke is putting on her shoes. He's down there putting on her shoes and they're laughing. And the husband's just looking like, I'm so glad I bought her a toy she can enjoy.

Yeah. Why is everyone so set with human trafficking? Look at the joy it's brought my wife. Oh yeah. And so they all come downstairs and they're all sitting around and it's like past or derives etc And Caroline Fleming has some sort of pork belly something another and and she's like When something is nice I'm on

I'm a Mona Who's the boss me the Mona Who's the boss? Me. The Mona. My stomach lives in Tony Dancer's basement. It's a Mona stomach. It's no accident that my favorite Peppert's Farm cookie is a Milano like a Lisa.

The only painting that ever makes me known is the Mona Lisa. I can taste it from here. How lucky are we that Disney released a movie called for me called Moana. So everyone gives a toast, well, Jen gives a toast and of course he just immediately command that whole castle. He's like, my wife and I were wondering where we should take our wonderful frames. And like, he's just charming and great.

And then I don't know who else gave it to. Oh, so everyone give it to me. Everyone give it to me. I don't give it to you. I'm the endless singer of her. This was a sloppy ass toast. And she also got the ball rolling where everyone had to give it to us. Because she, she, she basically said nothing. She's like, all right, hold on.

And after that, the editors are shady because it was after this toast where she's crying about being alone and it's actually really touching things. She's like, thank you for not, you know, leaving me basically all my friends, even though I'm just, so good for nothing, single person now. It was a sweet toast, and then they cut to Julie going. Well, I've had great fun, but my eyes are now wide open, Sophie's moving to the backside. Oh yeah, that's what she said it. Yeah, they really put it in the middle

of the most beautiful thing. Like, Julie must have really pissed somebody off over there. Yeah, seriously. So then Julie gives a very passive aggressive to this where she's like, well, you know, hello, what was we doing? I feel like I'm on a headstand, but on my feet. So anyway, Caroline and I are very, very different people, even though we just agreed that we're too similar. Oh god I'm already messing this up. Oh Am I sweating? I feel like I'm sweating. Does anybody have an napkin? I don't need one. I'm a lady. Two towels. Two towels. I'm more of my red and two towels.

Um, barrel. Oh god, Ron Castle. Oh geez. Who's running that part in now? Here's the toast to putting logos on the kilts. Oh So She's a test of putting logos on the kills. Oh, so she's like, well, we're not the same, but Caroline has taught me how to be strong and have an opinion and be a total bitch. Um, and be like an awful, awful person,

cause I guess that's yet to be in England. Oh. And then where it says like, is this bitch crazy? This is not the speech I would be giving the Caroline's Stammery and then we go to commercial and then we come back and still jewels giving the speech She's like standing up to people. Oh, it's the thing that makes it to us a track. So thank you and cheers and I just sent a bike to Dubai. So it could be more like me to buy you could take a bike I just sent a bike to Dubai. It could be more like me to buy.

You could take a bike. And Caroline's like, actually, I've bought one. It's pink. Yeah. No, she knows. She doesn't say it's pink. She says it will be pink. And Jim's like, and be encrusted in diamonds.

Sure. There was actually really cute because Stambury at first looked like this fucking bitch is calling me a bitch at my own dinner when she cannot compete with my castle. But then you saw her have a change where she was like, you know what? Okay, she's like, thank you, darling. Cheers. What a beautiful speech.

You fucking moron. Now have a seat. Well, I think Karen Lyon, Stambury was happy that you leave finally mass of the art of passive aggression. She's always so, so, so transparent with her intentions. This was good. Good work. Exactly. So even the Julie's been totally undermining her this, this whole time, especially outside. And also, Samber, he had a little conversation with Matt, which was cute because she's known Matt since high school. Yeah.

And she's like, Oh, ha, ha, Matt. Oh, what a joke, Matt. Well, Matt, you know, congratulations on your child. And look, I've been really hard on your wife. And it was wrong with me. And I know that she's been going through a lot. And I apologize to you for that.

I was like, well, that's lovely. She's like, I had no idea. I had no idea. She was so upset because I just kept seeing that stupid photo of her with a hot dog smile. What was I supposed to know? I had no idea there was a frown behind the hot dog smile. I didn't know how truly upset she was until her breast were leaking in the car and she was blowing snot all over the seats. upset she was until her breast were leaking in the car and she was blowing snot all over the seats. So I would like to apologize. He was like, didn't you realize when she got up and gave a toast and all she said was, I'm shattered. That was pretty good clue. So they go outside. I've got a surprise, stand, move outside, lawn, so they all go. And they're all feeling really friendly now and stuff. And they watched the fireworks and Stambury tell Sophie, Jim is safe, some

underarm space for you, darling, which I don't know why she was being so nice, but it was so cute. And then Sophie's like, it's so nice when fireworks explode and we reunite as the stupid bloody bitches that we are. And at one point, Marissa said, um, well, Matt's really not, Matt's really good at pretending, you know, that he doesn't care, but I can tell you that Stambury is pretty low on his list right about now. I'm like, oh Marissa, you were doing so well. Yeah, yeah.

Well, I, again, I do hope that Marissa gets help, and I'm sure she will, because I feel like they've framed this as her story for the season as being in this sad depression. And the good news is she doesn't have any more periods left, you know, so Juliet was right on the money with that. Don't have to deal with her period, although she does self-adil with PMS.

Yeah, which is the worst part. Well, like I know, like I fucking know it was the worst part. Probably the worst part is that she has to go to post-prime depression and then listen to two jokeers like us. Make fun of her for it. I can't. No, don't listen. But, but, no, that was actually like a very,

what was interesting about it was that I feel like we've been able to see that we've like, and, and we haven't, I don't think we really were connecting the dots that she was going through it, at least the two of us hadn't, but then in this episode, you know, she really was just like falling apart with everything. So interesting to see that unfold on TV. Yeah. Um, so now is time for... What do we do now?

Well, now is the end of the episode, Ronnie. Oh, it's over! It's over! It wasn't a long episode, because there wasn't too much that really happened in the show this week. So what was just a delightful trip up the Scotland? Tomorrow, we are back with Summer House and some Mary to medicine.

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