Watch What Crappens - #382 RHOBH: Hugs, Drugs, and Jitterbugs; Special Guest: Heather McDonald

Episode Date: February 2, 2017

Comedian Heather McDonald (Juicy Scoop) joins us once again to discuss the latest Great Gatsby / Rinna BBQ sitch on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! You may need a long, awkward hug from Eden afterwards. Also, it's the premiere of Listener Spotlight! 00:00:00 - RHOBH with Heather MacDonald! 01:02:00 - Listener Spotlight! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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over at patreon.com slash watch what crappens. That's patreon.com slash watch what crappens. Hello and welcome to the watch what crappens podcast. The podcast about all that crap. We'd love to talk about on Yule Brawbs. I'm Ronnie Keram from the Rose Pricks Bachelor podcast and the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills audiobooks on iTunes.

And I'm with my gorgeous co-host, Ben Mantelker, of the B-side blog in the Panther Blender. Hello, Ben. Oh, well, hello there, Ronnie. And we have one of our good podcast friends who we love and hope near and dear to our heart. Yes. And we're trying to have her on last week for our anniversary week, but it worked out

better because now we get her this week instead. Miss Heather McDonald's. Hello Heather. Hello. It's so excited. Thanks for going back on. Yeah, girl. Good times.

It's been like months or a year or something since you back been on here. Thanks for going back on. Yeah, girl. The times. It's been like months or a year or something since you've been on here. It's not right. I don't know. It's just we just, it yes too long, but it's like yesterday. We just pick up where we left off. Exactly. And better sound and everything now too.

I love it. That's right. You know, my, my before I start, before we start, Ben, I just want to get these out. You guys find Heather McDonnell. She does Heather McDonnell. That's great. You know, my, my, Before I start, before we start, Ben, I just want to get these out. You guys find Heather McDonnell. She does Heather McDonnell's Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonnell. That is on iTunes Stitcher.

Everywhere you can find your podcast, Fafuri, and find her a standup dates at Heather McDonnell.net. And what's Juicy Scoop on Twitter? It's at Juicy Scoop. On Twitter, I have the juicy scoop pod, but my name, which is, you know, is is at Heather McDonald. The McDonald's filled just like the

hamburgers are making a movie about me. And you know, with Michael Keaton. And it's a same on Instagram at Heather McDonald and Facebook is Heather McDonald comedy. And if you love juicy scoop and you may not be aware, I have a closed juicy scoop obsessed Facebook group that you can join. I do check you out a little bit. Make sure that you're not a super weirdo, but providing that you're not and a delight to be around. You can come into the group and be part of the fun.

And it is really fun, like the stuff people post and discuss. It's and it's a political free zone now. It's just smart. You can only talk about housewives, gossip, anything juicy, a date line episode, anything like that, but not where people are tearing each other apart. No, no, no. That's a great idea. Yeah, I wish we can have that on Facebook in general

I yeah ending so just come to my due skip of this page and have and you know an hour of fun girl I got I got sucked into one of those fights last night and I'm like what am I doing? Why like why what's wrong with me? Who are you fighting with? Oh someone from high school, you know It always is it always I don't even know him like I wasn't even friends with him in high school But he it was so pathetic He commented on someone's Facebook page that I wasn't even friends with but it showed up in my feed And I was like, you know what fuck it? I'm jumping in I never jump in and then I was and as soon as I did it I regretted it Yeah, it'sted it. Yeah.

It's never, it's never good. And also fighting on Twitter. That is never, ever good. I never understand other people's sarcasm. And I get so offended. And it's so, and then it's like some sweet little lady. She's like, oh, I was talking about a housewife, not you. And I'm like, oh, Jesus, I just yelled at some old person in Milwaukee.

Like, what the hell? So other, when we, when we first started talking, you had just started juicy scoop. So it's been really cool to talk to you throughout your evolution. And you've really gone crazy. I mean, you're huge. You're two days a week now. You've talked to I think every real housewife there is. And I see on Instagram.

Not everyone. I still I still have some that I'm, hey, Lisa Vanderpump, I've had dinner with the woman, I've hung out with her many times, and she's being very aloof, darling. I can't see, I can't see, I can't see, I can't see, I can't see, I can't see, I can't see, I can't see, darling, whatever happened to records.

Yes, she still. So I am. And I even texted Ken, don't mean to brag, but I have Ken's personal cell phone. And I said, Ken, and I said, I will come to the Vanderpump puppies rescue center, and I will interview her there. So we'll see. Maybe the fans will get on it enough. Yeah.

But I think some people, they think that the podcast is like Lowbrow and no one listens. But I guess who I have tomorrow on my show, Josh Ankewitz from Date Line, okay? So I'm getting some real good people. So for at least a Vanderpump to think that maybe this isn't worth her time. We need the I don't think it's that it is. Yes, I don't think it's that she

doesn't take sarcasm very well, oddly enough, because she's very sarcastic. And also the couple of shows that she has gone on, I think people tweet her and they're like, if you because you know, she talks about her feelings about other people and you know, she's a very sensitive soul, Miss Vanderpump. Very sensitive. I appreciate that some people, and their publicists might think that I'm going to Howard Stern them and get them in a trap.

But the truth is when anybody comes on, like I had at least Serena, I said, you have two days before it goes on. If you leave, and there's something that is making you nervous, you have two days before it goes on. If you leave and there's something that, you know, is making you nervous, you know, just call me. And there was, there was like two sentences that she was like, can you take these two sentences out, which didn't take any of the juice away from the podcast,

but it might have caused her unnecessary issues. And so, of course, I said, of course, I've been there, you know, and it's a nightmare. So, it's funny because the things she thinks are gonna be so offensive, aren't really, and then the rest of it, I'm like, why didn't she ask to cut out that part? Yeah.

Well, I mean, I always say, it's like, we're not like the New York Times, you know? Like, just, you know, if you, there's no journalistic integrity with our podcast, if it's gonna make you nervous, it's fine. You can see us in the email, be like, by the way, can you edit that comment out? It's just gonna be misinterpreted, and that's fine.

Yeah, we're sure you're gonna do that. You don't need someone like getting stressed out and running, you know, other than a fine beat. But that being said though, I don't understand why Lisa Vanderpump doesn't go on your podcast. I understand why she doesn't come on ours because we're just too schmucks,

just talking shit all the time, but you're like famous. So I, I understand why she doesn't come on ours because we're just two schmucks, just talking shit all the time, but you're like famous. So I don't understand why she's not going on your show. Well, see, I'll keep, I'll keep pounding, or I'm not gonna give up. Yeah, keep her on it. She needs to be needed girl.

Yeah. I wanna- I did like her line last night, whether it was rehearsed or not, I liked it. That was rad, you know? We get a lot of shit in because we're usually, yeah, well, we're usually pretty pro Vanderpump just because I think she plays it so well. And last night was just perfection.

And it's what people want from her. And I like that she didn't. Also, I think she had a lot of pumps angry on her way over. Let's be honest, you know, don't take my crown darling. But I really like that team smoking bitchie Lisa in the 20s. Yeah, it's probably her perfect. We're smoking a real cigarette was on that thing, which I love. Yeah, like literally 20 cigarettes I counted.

They said they rented the 20s car to Malibu and they can like make it up the canyon. And she looked great with her hair up in a bun. Yeah. Like she actually like with her hair up in a bun. Like she actually like did her hair differently. And then I don't, did she come with the dogs? Did she do the dogs at home? Yeah, I don't know. They didn't show enough of Ken to find out.

Yeah, that's actually a good. I think I was talking about the fact that like, like she's so much more into the younger, fluffier, newer dog than she is Jiggy. Yeah, she's totally transitioning Jiggy out of the show a little bit, you know. This is like our, it's like, she basically doing the Vanderpump rules treatment to Jiggy,

which is like a backdoor pilot for Harrison, I should say. Yes, sliding him in there. Jiggy's been demoted as friend of Harrison. Yeah, yeah, for Jiggy. It's a little awkward, top dog. Have you noticed that jiggie has started just facing away from the camera even like in this last episode they kept showing Harrison and jiggie next to each other and jiggie's always facing the wall. I was like, poor jiggie. Jiggie knows. To be fair, jiggie did start.

Jiggie's been in the town long enough. Yeah. No, that is Nathan Dunford. He knows town long enough. Yeah. That is the A's and Dunfers. He knows. That's what you get for starting a doggy rumor about tabloids. Yes. Well, she is doing that Harrison thing and it's not really working and I think it's not working because Harrison's not broken enough. You know, Jiggy looks like he's possibly dead.

He's missing half of his hair. He looks like, you know, you need to send him money. Like if it was a late night infomercial, we'd all be sending money. And Harrison, she's like, well, I adopted you. Remember that, Harrison. Remember everything, Ken and I have done for you.

But he's not broken enough. He's just like too cute and fluffy. Yeah, but he does have that sort of dead, dead personality that Jiggy has also. You know, when she just sort of takes Harrison, puts them on tables and he just sort of takes Harrison, puts them on tables and he just sort of lies there, you know, so he's got that going for him.

The Jiggy has an official dog and he doesn't have the Jig that he used to have it in his step and he does Ken, so that's why I put the two of them together. All right. I would love it if Harrison were found. I guess which one is the puppet. Which one is the puppet? Malstau. I would love it if she found Harrison in like a little French doggy phone booth.

It was just basically the Cedric story all over again. Oh, it'll be. Okay, so we're going to talk real housewives of Beverly Hills last nice episode, but I have to ask you. I have to ask you one thing first. One of our favorite housewives of all time is Miss Shannon B. Dore. And I know that you hang out with those girls of the OC and you had her on your first live juicy skew which

taped last week on Wednesday. Everybody go check it out. I need to know about Shannon B. Dore. What does she say? What's the gossip? What's happening with Orange County? Well, she had just come from her meeting, so she did announce that she is definitely coming back. I'm glad. Good. And so is Tamara. And I, you know, if it's not announced, I think people know them. The two of them are for sure coming back.

And they're very good friends, and they're a lot of fun. They're the two girls I talked the most to, obviously. And what did she say, which she said, she goes, well, I'm going to have fat farm. And she's there now. Hey, what is it, it's the golden door in San Diego. And every day I call her because I say, do they take your phones away?

And she said, I can't get in your room, that's why I'm whispering. How thin are the walls? She's like, well, I gotta do yoga. They just have a good long and I'm starving. It's not for me, it's not for me. But it's torture. And I said, oh, I thought you were getting massages.

And so she goes, well, I do have a standing massage every day at two o'clock. And then she told me that she posted, I go, well, do you have your phone or are you able to post about the podcast? She goes, yeah, I did it during my pedicure. I'm like, this doesn't sound so bad. Yeah. So, but I was like, just enjoy it like a retreat. Like, you know, do your exercise,

but you can sleep late. I mean, it's not a fat farm. I don't know what a fat farm in the item never, but I mean, I see it seems pretty nice. But, so it's so much. So it's so much. She's coming back and she's doing great. She's like hilarious.

She's very, she told a lot of really funny stories that, you know, way prior to the housewives She's like she's always been like kind of a hilarious person. So she I got her to tell the stories on the podcast and It's all good and you know, do you know about all the other rumors of who's coming and going what's out in the real? Well, they're weird and Adriana's Adriana from Adriana, Adriana from the hills. And Lydia is rumored. But I don't know.

These are crazy rumors to me. We don't have any others out. I don't know. They're crazy. Heather's out. That's been announced. Right. And it looks like Kelly is coming back,

which I guess that was up in the air. But she seems to be coming back. What do you know? Well, I know all of that. I did not know about the Adriana Patridge, but I think that that would be a good idea. I love that. Yeah, I think that'd be really fun. You know, I've heard the Lydia and a very perplexed by that choice. Yeah. I like her. I like her. I like her. I'm a housewife consultant. I hope that would be the person. If you're gonna bring back a person, that's I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like hera, like it could not be happier. And even though she has a heart of black coal,

I love to watch her and she's made the show so good and it's so ridiculous how much she has to, how many times she gets to, pinp out her skinny girl and things that she says, shaking her skinny girl, vodka she's talking to, you know, Luanne. I mean, all of it is just so entertaining, but like I hardly think you're gonna bring someone back that Lydia I barely remember and I'm you know I have a PhD in this and I was like

Lydia oh I'm like all I imagine was like flowers on her head and that the green sun of Vicki yelled at the mother for her feet on the couch that's all yeah yeah I would yeah what how old were kids were I don't remember what her son of Vicki yelled at the mother for having feet on the couch. That's all I remember. I remember how old the kids were. I don't remember what her husband did. I mean, I couldn't remember anything. So I'm like, it's gonna bring someone back. It's like you'd think it would be like Gretchen or, you know,

Lynn Curtain. Somebody, yeah, I'd rather have Lynn Curtain and her daughter just got the grandmother just put a restraining order on the daughter. No, yeah. I did not hear that. Oh my God. You did, and we were texting it last night between Angie and us. Oh, read out them, Tix.

Well, she is in trouble. Yeah, she is in trouble. Like the porn daughter was stealing or something from the mom. She put a restraining on her for elderly abuse. And do you know who else that happened to you this week? I mean, not elderly abuse, but Bethany just put a restraining on her for elderly abuse. And do you know who else that happened to you this week? I mean, not elderly abuse, but Bethany just put a restraining order on Jason and had him arrested for stalking. Yeah. Yikes.

It's madness out there. He seems like a real fucking nightmare. Yeah, he said that. He really, like she really got the wrong baby daddy. Yeah, that's what happens when you just feel your cloth taking and you're like, I need one, you know, I just got to, yeah, you've got, you know, a couple legs. That's why I tell the girls all the time that

listen to our shows, freeze your eggs, freeze your eggs. So then when you're 40 and at a turn, you know, of what to do with your career and what to do with your reality show. And you're either like, I have a baby with this guy. I'm on a nightclub and mom jeans. And hopefully it'll work out because I'll get my own Bethany's Oh, no, it's better. Or I hold off and go to my spur, go to my eggs that I froze at 29 and just look up a decent person and have a baby on my own and not have this fucking nightmare. And then when the baby's three

and I meet the love of my life, I don't have any bullshit. You know, it's like people need to learn from Bethany, they need to learn from Sophia Vagara. Yeah, I mean, where I'm from, I'm from Texas and babies are just falling out all over the street. I mean, I just feel like everybody's dropping babies at all times. Surely you could just get a baby.

I don't see why living in Los Angeles, everybody's so fucking crazy about a baby. Just go get one, like you're easy. There's like a little goo inside a shot inside of a vagina. Like what is so hard about that? It is hard. You know, you want your perfect one and it's very expensive and you want to just, you know.

Yeah, design it and it's gonna hate you anyway. it to, you know. Yeah, design it. And it's going to hate you anyway. It's the nature of a baby. Like it's going to grow up and eventually call you a bitch. So just get a fucking baby already. So far, kind of my babies have called me that. They're too young. You still got young babies. Yeah.

Give them time. Let's get into the house. Let's do it. Let's do it. I die. OK. Yeah. Um, this was a big episode. Do we want to just go start from the right from the beginning or we want to go character by character? What what are people? How do people want? What are you want? I have a little talk the big set pieces here. Okay. Um, I think like, you know, like, do we really need to talk about Doreen pretending to do squats with that crazy hole? I sort of do actually yeah. I just mean like in order. Okay let's start there then

let's start with your room. Okay here's a juicy room and I cannot recall where I heard it from but it was from a human being not a blog okay. I heard that Doree had a surrogate maybe not for both but I think for the second one. Wow. I love that. And I feel like the producers might know that because they make such a big deal about her saying, but you've had a baby, right?

You've had a baby. So I'm like, why are they pushing that? And so then I texted my one friend who I thought gave me the rumor and she was like, no. So I don't know who told me that, but I heard. I feel like maybe the rumor and she was like no. I don't know who told me that, but I heard I feel like maybe the second one she didn't carry because that baby's only like four months old and she's really thin. Yeah and you know what and unfortunately we can't ask to read because she just wouldn't remember. I'm sorry I just don't remember there's nine months in my life.

I don't remember if I had a baby in me or not. I don't you know it's crazy because there's this person I don't know who she is. Her name's Heather McDonald. I don't, you know, it's crazy because there's this person, I don't know his name, his name's Heather McDonald. I don't know. I just came to know I didn't come my baby, PK. Can you believe there was a city of that? But I just want it quite strange, don't you? Is that like, that's like a classic story now of real housewives of Beverly Hills,

the secret surrogate. Yeah. Adrian Maloof had that big fight with Brandy and that was supposedly the secret is that Brandy was outing her secret Sue and me doing with the wind. Yeah, I feel never made it a secret. She had Syracuse for both. Yeah, she was like why would I carry a baby? Like that? And she has Erdogal Bell syndrome. Oh god. I'm so glad she dropped that because I remember watching Oprah with Frazier on it and she was on there and it was like some special episode about her IBS

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I actually love that scene. That the girl that comes over, I'm pretty sure she is a regular extra in many different or featured in many different. I believe she's with movies. No, in reality shows. I think she's this workout woman that was in botched and I think she was in something where she where Wimp guys would hire her to be had their heads crushed between

her thighs. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I think she's a famous like where you think she's a man but she's not. She's just a woman that's like taking steroids, but she has no intention of becoming a man. Yeah. Because I believe she came to my show at the Irvine improv and came up to me after and said, I want to be on your show. You got to have me. I've been unbouched. I swear to God, it's her with dark hair. She'd gone before asked your super fans to figure this out.

Okay. I would love to do your show. It's like, whoa, Jack is not here. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm not the beanstalk. He met Noharn. But I love it, she says, PK is her once.

I'm like, of course he used her once. If you look at PK's body, then you're quite that sure. I mean, there's a reason why he needed a cane to get to the Gatsby party. It wasn't part of the costume. PK carried the babies. PK was the surrogate. He's still't try to lose it you guys get off his ass

Okay, so go let's go through the set pieces keep going. Okay, so the big one was the barbecue the real barbecue The first one Rino's barbecue, which she kept saying real barbecue over and over and I was like I do not see potato salad and That Canadian when Harry served the pie and he's like, hey, normally, I only make these with Canadian blueberries, but these will have to do. I said, what? Where did you learn that? I've never heard of Canadian blueberries in a blueberry.

I thought that was very attractive. I thought Harry Hamlin taking great pride in pie making was really one of the hottest things he's ever done. But why was he the only man there? Like I feel like the husband, I feel like the husband's Harry included because this is like the one time he agreed to be on camera. They are so not into being on the show except for Mauricio because it helps his real estate business.

But like we've we've seen Gerardi once. Yes. I was saying the same thing at her at her birthday, right? And she kissed him on the head like a like a child Past fine. You're like wait, that's her husband the way she was like, oh, I like she's just greeting someone at her party He he's just completely not in it all You know p.k. Didn't come to the barbecue It was it was only him.

And my feeling is he had to make at least one appearance over the course of the season. And he's like, okay, I'm going to come to the one that's in my backyard, right? I don't have to do anything at least. I guess I just apply out of it. Exactly. And also talk about such, what's up with the early parties?

Like, even though it's summer and it's, you know, sunny out in California until eight, you noticed last week at Doreet's party, like Boy George was playing it like two in the afternoon. Like it's still light out. Yeah. Yeah. What is this like union hours?

Like they gotta have the parties. It's a special lunch. I liked when Eden showed up to the barbecue and her gift was an empty glass bottle. I'm a little on the nose. What? It's a little on the nose because all she talks about is how she doesn't drink. It's like see you brought an empty bottle.

We get it. Oh my God. She is my worst nightmare. Oh my goodness. She is really terrible. I know there was nobody I would rather not sit next to at a bridal shower at the four seasons. Oh my God, she'll sit there and look around and be like, oh my God, that person, look at her.

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And it's like, oh my god. First of all, I feel like Kim is being so effing used by Bravo because they didn't have her hold and orange. She's getting paid per scene. She needs the money, so she's coming, but she's in the entire storyline. Yeah. Well, I, my god, it's just so unfair. At the same time, this is exactly what we tune in for these shows. For someone creating a huge drama over the way, another person walked down the staircase. Like to meet that's like perfection. Um,

that is your drama. That's what all the staircase thing. I mean, it's pretty amazing the way they shot those orthopedic like nine shoes Having down in the 20s outfit and it's so hilarious But I do remember her saying once you got to Dread's party. I've hurt my leg or my hip So something and I was like, okay, now we're making fun of how awful and awkward it is that she's walking down the steps But I do think something happened to her physically and I'm like, yeah Of course, she falls down a lot. And anybody surprised?

I burnt my face on the stove and I was trying to lie to cigarette because my knee hurt from falling on my ankle. It's tripped over when there is a cat. It was a cat, cow. But yeah, when she was coming down those stairs, I was like, did all the foil from Popeye have a yard sale? I'm like, who are you right now? I told you that that was a good idea.

So I was like, here I come. Did you notice when she was coming down, there was a caution sign, a big yellow triangle caution sign right next to her on the stairs. I was dying. I look like, where's Kingsley, the dog that bit fairer's hand? Yeah, I think he has talked about Kingsley.

We don't talk about Kingsley. I think he has talked about things. We don't talk about things. I think he's like somewhere guarding the antichrist in child form, if I remember correctly. I think he's in a kindergarten being used as glue. Okay, I don't know how many chances King of the Gat in life. I, one thing with Eden is, I don't know how to feel about the fact that she's actually making Doreet seem like a voice of reason a little bit. Because, you know, that's like, that's not right.

We've only had crazy Doreet for like six episodes and for her to already be upgraded from the worst is really kind of not fair. We need to have a whole season of her being the worst. I just, I know, I love it when Eden keeps coming up to them and going, well, you two remind me of myself and my dead addicted drug sister that died. And I just wish that I'd done more Kyle and Kyle's like, are you fucking, have you not seen the nine seasons of everything I've been put through? I'm a pretty freaking good sister. That's why I liked it when Vanderpump said, I'll put it,

I'll kick my foot in your ass if you go after my girl, Kyle. Yes. Some people said that, that line was rehearsed on the way over. I'm like, who cares? Exactly. Of course, you care. You don't go to a play that's not rehearsed. I prefer your fiddler on the roof to be rehearsed. Okay, Tevye? Thank you, Lisa Vanderpomp. I did when she goes to, when she goes to, what's her name? May West. Who was Rusted's May West? Eric J. Oh, Erica. Eric the best. Oh, of course I look the best. I have someone who studied May West style, who just did my hair and makeup. I mean, I have to say her guys really do do a great job. I mean, every occasion she does have the perfect makeup. She didn't go with some lame flapper outfit and bad wig like Kylie Macy said.

No, she was May West in a pantsuit. Yeah, I was still 20s. It was great i i i'd rather i love that those guys are with every sent she pays them iceware to god so that anyway so she comes and then she's so then when leesa van der on

dole i don't try to take my crown hair could change like what and it's like paas you'll see later that uh at least of antipump is working on the worst tagline that she has ever had in the history of real housewives it took me four episodes to even understand what she was saying her tagline is the crowd is heavy darling so just leave it there and it's like I thought she was saying

the ground is heavy so leave it like I like, who's trying to lift the ground? And so then she says it to you, Erica, and she's like, the crown, what? I just like, oh my God. It's like, that's a TRI, you idiot. It's like, yeah. Well, to be fair, why does everybody always accuse me of stealing the crown?

Not to drink him, not to drink. Yeah. You know, you know, eatin, I eatin is to me is sort of proving to be this really surprising and wonderfully awful force mid-season force in the show. And as much as I can't stand everything she says, I'm really loving that she's there. Oh, she's just I do too, but it's just it's just my worst where it's just the addiction as an addicted woman. I'm like, I don't even think you are addicted.

I think you've just taken this on. It's like given you someone of an identity. And I feel like she, okay, for people, I don't know if you've listened to Kate Casey, but she has a podcast, Kate Casey is called Reality Life and she interviewed even and it's pretty telling. It's like she starts to talk about herself and third person and then she also says she goes, she's like, well, you know, I'm pretty good. So, you know, when we have a lunch or something, I get right to it. I get right to it. I'm like, okay, what's getting a little obvious?

Like before they even had water or the waiters come up for the special, she's like, let's talk about your drug addicted sister who's gonna die this season. You're like, what? No kidding. Like you're going, you're being a little too producer pleasing, stop it. Like take a nap.

I loved when Kyle was, when she confronted Kyle at the barbecue and Kyle was just sort of trying, like trying to say it back off at the same time be friendly about it. She tells Eden that, you know, like, you know, I have no doubt that if you and Kim were strands on a desert island, you guys would be great friends. I'm like, that's real nice. So in the worst possible situation

when there's no other options for the rest of your life. You should say that, I'd bet that. If you were stranded on an island. Yeah, she's like, oh, well, I that, I'd miss that. If you were stranded on an island. Yeah, she's like, oh, well, I'm sure you guys would be friends if you were stranded on an island together. So if you're the last possible person that Kim could talk to, yeah, you guys totally get along. Even Tom Hanks in that ball got along really well.

Thanks, Kyle. I love that she did the weird, because I tweeted about the weird awful long hugs. I hate those long hugs. And it's always from someone who you know really doesn't like you. Like I've had, I've had, I worked with this woman who was like, we honestly wanted to get along, but we would try. And then you think you'd be having a moment and then they'd be like, but that's not

what I mean. And you're like, all right, we're never, gonna ever be on the same page. Like, the most spiritual people are the ones who like, go psycho, you start screaming. Something passive aggressive, because it's almost like I'm giving you a deep, meaningful hug, which shows that I'm being good here.

Now it's up to you to be a good friend too. You know what I'm saying? Or maybe that's just me. Yes. No, no, and I hate those long hugs where you go to pull out and then it's longer and longer and it's just the worst. And it's just so like, oh my God. I love how Kyle is right now.

I'm sending you a gift of that. I'm sending you a gift of what Ben's about to say, the dog, the Kyle imitating that dog. Yeah, when Kyle was like, imitating the hug on her dog. Yes, that was the best. I was like, that is some of Carl's best prop comedy. That really is. Carl is doing a really good job this year of kind of staying above the fray and just being funny.

I'm actually enjoying her and usually she makes me fucking crazy. So she's doing a good job. At a certain point, I would be like, Abba's call, I'd be like, why are you telling me that my sister wasn't nice to you? We are 50 fucking years old. Go call my sister up and say you weren't nice to me. Yeah. But why are you telling me, now I'm supposed to go to my sister

and be like, it was just so, I mean, obviously they're doing for the show and they'll know it, you know, it was just so, I mean, obviously they're doing, you know, for the show and they'll know it, but it's like, it's so annoying. I'm just glad that Eden is not like a bell hop or a door man because the amount of issues she would have from people, from her opening doors or helping people up and down stairs at a hotel

and then not saying being nice enough to her. I mean, she would just, just rattle everyone. Yeah, she is. There's definitely one of those people. There's definitely one of those people. Would you get the door bet or the person that's helping you check into the hotel? Eat it would be like, you know,

when you're usually a person who's like, so where are you coming in from? Just to like, how was your flight? It was fine. Let me help you into your room. This is how you turn on the lights. And if there's anything else that you need, just fall eight, we got it. And then she just goes a big hug.

Yeah. And can I show you where the ice is? Is that something I can do? No, I don't need that. And oh, fill out this card in the morning if you'd like to have a complimentary breakfast. No kidding. You know what? Get a part-time fucking job. Stop asking me. I wasn't getting anything from room 53. I just wasn't getting anything from them, and I'm a little concerned. Room 53 gave me nothing.

I'm concerned room 53 is going to OD on a Zanick smoothie. I like it. I can take that. Should be a great way to rid the overlaquete hell of all its ghosts. Just put eatin' in there and all the ghosts will be like, you know what? We don't really need to haunt this place anymore. Bye. You're like, hey, why are there no tiny bottles of booze in room 53? Who did this? You shouldn't have those. If they go on some trip on a private jet, whoever gets stuck

across from her, Yes. Oh, it's true. She's basically, remember in dumb and dumber, when Jim Carrey gives Lauren Holly a ride to the airport in the first five minutes, and then he'd like, he's like, well, this is it. And he goes in for a big hug. And she's like, why is the limo driver hugging me? That's basically what Eden is.

Well, when Kyle said that they should be friends, when she said, you and my sister should be friends, I think that there is some truth to that. I mean, they're both pretending to be sober, which you know, was buying. They both go on Twitter and talk in emojis and crazily Kim was live tweeting last night. What was she was episode and it's just gold. It's so many emojis and she's basic. Let me see. Let me get to some good setting that she probably is watching Mr. Red. She's watching Benson. She's watching Benson. Hey, wait a second. Sad that it's just seen like she's looking for a storyline and that is wrong. Hans Pring. The handspring thing. The praying. She said, yeah, she says a lot like, Hey, guess is going to be back tonight, the Kim, like she's referring to

herself as the Kim now. Oh, my God, there are so many emojis. That's her. And now look at Eden, she crazy to you. She's like a crazy emoji. Here, she wrote here to some guy at Anthony whatever heart a blonde girl face a piece of a star thank you so much tough turf a heel a girl dancing I was looking for an emoji with long hair but there isn't one that face with short

hair again. Lips. She just sitting on her phone. I think that's what it is. Yeah, she's sitting on her phone. Someone put someone tweeted her, what are those shoes like five S's or a hashtag Bravo, whatever. And she wrote back Gucci three exclamation points shoe, high heeled shoe, hashtag not funny, Hashtag, I have a bad leg. Hashtag, I have a bad foot. Ha. I'm looking at that one right now.

I love the differentiation of that she has hashtag a bag like and specifically hashtag a bad foot. We're both, you know, she really drills down. So funny. And before Eden came on you know, she really drills down. It's so funny. And before Eden came on the show, she was tweeting, tweeting, tweeting every week. Like there is no show without me. I am the show. Hearts, fireworks, bowling ball, no, whatever bus, macaroni, crazy.

So Eden Sassoon was tweeting that stuff before she came on the show. So she and Kim should be closer than they are. You know, maybe it'll be a future relationship. We can look forward to it. Um, but still on Eden, Eden really did play, she tried to play a big part in this episode. She had the picnic thing where Doreet was like, maybe I should speak to Kyle about what she told me at dinner. And so she went over to, like, talk to Kyle about what you told me at dinner. And so she went over to like talk to Kyle about their journey and came not giving her anything. And then the dog

sit in front of them and Kyle's like, I agree with the dog. This is bullshit. And then here and then Harry's like, here's your pie. How many? Erica was super. I'm leaving this party. It's 530, honey. I know. It started at 5 and it's 530. I'm already serving the food. Oh, guess what? I've gotten this very interesting. On one of my episodes, I had Chris Jenner on. And she shared a story that she'd shared with me before about how she had a housekeeper that was stealing. And the way she found out is that she found a bag of stuff in the bushes, several items that she had just gotten from Costco. Like, you got a big box of sweet and low,

and like half the sweet and low was taking out of the box and putting a zip log along with some other things. And she realized that this housekeeper was taking a bag of stuff every time she came to the house, which was every day. One of my listeners wrote to me and said, I think that Lisa Rennas housekeeper is pulling a Chris Jenner housekeeper. Because the flower in the garage. That's the sequel to flowers. Gonna make some food with that flower. She's like, look at them.

These people, they never use flower. They're bone thin. They won't or until the one day that She's like, look at these people, they never use flower, they're bone thin. They will just, or until the one day that Harry's like, I'm making my wild blueberry pie. Everything we're gonna be up in the world, if you have a chance to see from a Kardashian and you're taking sweet blue, like you're in the Jenner home. You better, you better get to work.

They were famous though. Oh, okay, okay, never mind then. Okay, mate. You did a good job. Yeah, you said what you can. Then she confronted her and she said, looking for something sweet. Oh, and then she pulled out the big bag of sweet and love it. It's just purchased the cost. That's like a great, almost like Dixie Carter kind of moment. Yeah. And then a monologue follows. And another thing. And I'm very worried.

Like, would she tell me this story? Because I had a nanny who'd stolen from me and I was like so heartbroken. So then would she tell me that story? And then Courtney was there. And she's like, are you telling this story about how the maid still from? The best was she had this other nanny that had two sons were that

were the same ages Robert and she used to occasionally Robert would go over to the to the house keeper to the nanny's house and hang out with the boys and all of his clothes were missing and then he came back from a play date and he goes, Oh, you know what mom won and Felipe

or whatever have all the same type of shirts that are the ones that I don't know with already more. They have. I know it's something like really amusing about the low level grief that happened in the Kardashian House hold before before they hit major fame and also just that she loves

telling that made story and Chloe's like, I love it again. She's like mom. No, when she knew the story, like Courtney knew the story. It's so funny because actually there were so many things missing and Chris wouldn't fire that because she was like, who else am I going to get?

And the girls kept going, mom, like this is missing, this is missing, this is missing. And it finally was the sweet and well, the sweet and love. It's really low, but as it often is. It's really good. Yeah. The straw and well sweet and love. Zulu, but as an off-to-no.

People are gonna be sure you're good. The straw and the Campbell's back. Okay, like get back to this. Yeah, yeah, back to you of this. So Eden tries at the barbecue to do the... I was getting nothing from your sister and that didn't work. I mean, that was a big fail. And everybody really kind of took a passive aggressive stand against her.

Camille was like, I'm hungry. I've just walked away. Yeah, they just all got up and up. Camille's, I talk about Camille's role this season. This is pathetic. Well, I think she's still on personality rehab. What is she doing? I think she was hoping that I would, that she would pop and that they'd ask her back, but she's just going to parties and she doesn't say anything. She does not. She's not as much people.

Yeah, but she's being appropriate. She doesn't, what is she going to get into the drug addiction story of Kim? I mean, she tried a little bit with Kim, but like, I just think it would be so hard to go to the party because I've been to a couple of these parties. And it's very, when they don't want you around, it's like so awkward. And you just feel like there's always like some sweaty camera man, like asking you to move your head. And you just feel like an asshole. And so it's like so awkward. And you just feel like there's always like some sweaty camera man like asking you to move your head and you just feel like an asshole. And so it's like

so I but to be there and go okay, Camille like you're in the car, it's just a short road, you know, ride from your mansion and talking to yourself like, Camille, this is your chance. You haven't said anything at the last four parties. Speak up girl. Yeah, Kim. So what's going on with you and Eden? Yeah, she's really nice. I think that if you guys could maybe I don't know. Look at that. What's got really what there was one point where she was just talking to Kim with that party and she's like Kim, blah, blah, blah. And Kim's like, yeah, wow, yeah. I'm just like, yeah, whoa. Yeah, yeah, mm, like what why are you even on this TV, both of you? Are you dating someone?

I need to date someone. If I could find someone to date, maybe they would feature me on a date alone. Or I think that could have a party. I wonder if that can only find guys in New York. She should just find another sitcom star, I'm the lady. You said that three students were his, the agency baseball cap with his 20s out.

Yeah, it was a little surprise. There wasn't just a giant banner hanging over the house. It just said the agency. So Eden tried at this barbecue to get something going. And everybody blew her off. So then she shows up to the later party, the great Gatsby party, which who does that? That's such a depressing thing.

And especially murder suicide on the Beverly House. We don't need any more of that on this show. Let me talk about the great Gadsby theme, okay? Do it. I, at first I thought it is such a great theme because the guys have to dress up, they have to wear a suit. And I think men look really good because they just wear a suit, you know? Right.

But I actually think it's kind of a hard thing to pull off past a certain age. I think everyone looks harsh and old. Yeah, yeah, it's not a great look like because you're doing the red lips, you're wearing that bandana around your head. I mean, I did. I went to Chris Jenner's 20s party and I looked back and I'm like, you know what, I didn't like how I did my hair. I wore a wig just like, you know,

I leaned David send an Eden because I thought, how else do you do your 20s hair? And I didn't, then I thought, I don't have to do my hair, but it actually didn't look that good in photos. And then there's nothing worse and this is first world problems for whatever, Southern California problems. But when you go to a Southern California party,

which is gonna be outside and it's too fucking cold and you're in heels and you're walking around, it kinda sucks. Yeah. You were freezing and it's like, oh my God, all you wanna do is get your outfit off and like crawl into bed and it makes the party so unpleasant and then you have that harsh makeup on.

Like I just don't think anyone looked except for Mayw West, Erica Jane. I didn't think anyone looked that great in the look. Right. And I love it. Pretty good. I thought she fits Eden. She fits that kind of thing.

But I think you're right as far as like it's hard to pull off. It's almost like they made it to the next decade of the Great Depression and decided to have a 20s party. And it's like, oh, you just look like someone in a cheese line with a fun dress. I like, I think, I think people are having the party and they're like under 30. It's like super fun, but I just think when you're like, I don't know, I think you do a certain age and I don't think red lipstick looks good on someone of a certain age.

I mean, I just, it makes you look harsh. And so it's like with the wigs and the color and the pearls and the, I mean, I, I, I don't know, I'm sorry. That bright red lipstick is back though. And it's really not working with people. There's like that pale, you're a woman. So you know this better than me. I just noticed in get amongst my girls, but there's like this pale base now.

And then really bright red lips. And it's not cute. It's not a cute one. I don't like, I like a J-Lo look. I like self-tanner, I like golden, you know, I like a pinky lip. For me, that's what looks good on me and that's kind of the look I'm attracted to

in other women, so I just think. Yeah, well I liked, what I like, you know, it did look really cold at that party and I loved when Kyle went up to a party planner and was like, what's up with the heat lamps people are cold is like uh... well do i want to get some past mena's and he's and she's like yeah well from where and she's like you know well maybe a wall mart i'm like they sell past

mena's at wall mart now and first of all you're in malibu so far malibu like the nearest store even if you went to malibu county you know i the country mark country mark even if you went there andibu County, you know, the country market. Country market, even if you went there and started to buy a page meaness. And out of all the party planners I've seen in every real housewife show, he certainly doesn't fit the typical type.

Yes. Yes. If I may say, no, without this. Yes. To obvious, I think a party planner needs to kind of run around and, you know know be able to do stuff. Yeah, that's definitely a walkie talkie party planner. Well, maybe I mean, I was just wondering if maybe like the guy selling towels at the foot

of Yolanda's driveway was still around. Maybe they could have gotten some like little mermaid towels to wrap around people. Oh my God, that would have been amazing. Or there's a rouse down the street. They could have gone to buy some beach towels from there. Oh my God, that would have been amazing. Or there's a rouse down the street. They could have gone to buy some beach towels from there. Oh my God. Yeah. So Eden tried again at this party.

She, she, except this time. And I heard from our, our old queen in the bar that's our, one of our sources that, there's a scene that's, that was cut of people giving advice to Eden to just drop it. And they, they cut this scene. So we didn't see that. But we see Eden kind of acting defeated because no one will talk to her at this time. No one likes her and no one will fight with her.

So she basically, she doesn't apologize, but she kind of does. She goes and she sits in front of Kyle and Kim on her knees, which was bizarre. And we've made her hand over her heart. May I interrupt really quickly to say that at this point,ri t has now told Kyle she told Kyle on the ride over that um... that eaten has been going around saying that Kyle is an enabler so Kyle is already

got the clause ready to look she's already putting up her walls etc. you know derri t has learned so fast i'm impressed with her because she was not so impressed the producer told that now remember, remember to tell Kyle that Eden thinks she's an enabler. Well, it's, she's learned to make them, she's learned to make it short so that people will listen.

She's learned that people aren't going to listen to her talk for three paragraphs. You know what I mean? So now she just, she doesn't even wait anymore because like, how was your day? She's like, well, Eden said, she's in the neighbor.

Oh, geez. You know, she did it in one second. It's like, okay, to read nice work. Thanks for saving us some time. So Eden goes over and she kneels in front of them and puts her hand on our heart. And she's like, guys,

I just made a journey over here to share in the aura of our spiritual time together and tell you that you may remind me of me and my sister that I pressed ignore on all those years ago, but that's not fair of me because I'm projecting my own relationship onto you. Which for Eden, that's a very long stupid yoga way way of saying, sorry, you know. But now Kyle is pissed. But not quite, not quite though, because she was like, she still was laying it on thick.

She was saying, you know, it's like the cat and Eden story, but it's not. And it's kind of her way of saying, by the way, so your sister is still fucked up, but she's gonna die. So, and I know this from experience. So she still was kind of advancing her agenda. Yeah, true. I just took it as her being like,

well, I've been projecting my feelings onto you guys, and that's not right. I just don't want you to die. She's not really changing her opinion on Kim, but she came at that, but now Kyle's pissed because she's officially over it. And then you got Kim sitting there next to her snorting. She's like, yeah, you know, people don't even hear the phone calls about how much Kyle doesn't enable me, right, Kyle? Yeah. Kim actually, for the first time ever,

sites like the 12 steps in like her, in the way that she batted away Eden, because she was like, well, you're not allowed to judge. You can't judge and judging is bad. Yada yada, I was like, that's part of the recovery, right? And I was like, whoa, Kim, first time ever actually, you know, is saying something from like the program. Well, she just did make it down like six steps. So that's probably what she was referring to.

did make it down like six steps. So that's probably what she was referring to. What about, okay, I thought this part was good when Lisa Vanderpump arrived and and you know, and then Lisa ran and it's like, hi, like in that fake, like they just say, again, reminds me of this woman that I worked with that we never got along. And then she said, she goes, Venerpump says, I'm sorry, Mr. Bobbickie dawdling. And Lisa, Rhett, and goes, no, you're not. And I'm not sorry, I missed it either. Oh, shit.

But there is just no, I mean, there is like no trying to make this fun. Like they hate each other. Yeah. And I almost feel like the producer the producer said now remember to read only refer to her as rina speaking of by the way to read i have to talk about pk here at this party because he is trying so hard to be this debonair british manful of what is this is and it's just like full of

clunkers i mean when um... uh... rina and i lean are talking to Mauricio about how you know, you know what Mauricio in 10 years may You're gonna be a billionaire. You're gonna have planes and they're joking about like he's like, oh, I'll give you a plane And you she's like, oh, I want to write a plane. Ha ha and the PK is like, okay, I'm gonna get in on this I'm gonna say something funny too. He's like, you know what you two ladies are like I like the old man moppets on the balcony and I lean just goes that goes, that's weird. That's weird.

That's really weird. Weird, it's really weird. Oh, he's so awkward. And then he goes up to Erica. He's like, so you being less cold now. And she's like, oh, I don't know the fuck. Yeah, I love how Erica dealt with him. She's like, I get there, I get there. There are facts. I'm

dressed like a 20s movie star with a voice like a 40s movie star. And I don't give a fuck. I'm surprised to read what's called fish until you get to know me. Six said you'll be kind of now. I'm a cold fish until you get to know me. Some people say I'm a kind which was a really fun way of like poking Lisa to because last year they got that how day you say that word. No, I thought that was a powering word. I thought it was Catherine Edwards who did not like the word. It was that it was also.

It was a bit of a like sturdy words. Yeah, but didn't she say like, I don't use that word or whatever. I remember her getting in on that. But anyway, it was like Erica's little way of being like, I'll thank cut and then band and folks like, well darling, I'd hate to agree with you, but then I'd be calling you a cut. I have to go, but I want to ask a couple of things. Obviously, no one was afraid that Catherine was a one season wonder. Well, hopefully never returned. But because I thought she was really dull and that was just so weird

to their brain and write the year of the OJ with Fey-Rez-Nic and anyway. But in your professional opinion, is Eden Dereet both neither a one season wonder? I think Dereet will definitely be coming back because I feel like she's the one that everyone just can't stop talking about her, how ridiculous she is. So I think they, I think Duret will definitely be coming back because I feel like she's the one that everyone just can't stop talking about her, how ridiculous she is. So I think she's definitely coming back. And honestly, Eden, I mean, Eden's being, she's so thirsty and so awful that in a way, I feel like she doesn't deserve to be more than one season and yet she might make it because she's just kind of clueless about how to go about.

Both of them are like really clueless about how to go about. Both of them are like really clueless about how to go about their first season on the house so I think that's kind of entertaining. I think she's not gonna come back, Eden, because I think that she was supposed to be a regular. I think she was supposed to have the diamond or whatever they hold. And Doreet was a friend of

and then Doreet cost so much shit throughout the season that she became, she was handed a diamond or whatever and Eden wasn't and I think that we saw last night. Just from a gameplay stance. How Eden is just blowing it like she's trying to start this fight trying to start this fight. And then

when she's ready to make amends, then Kyle's ready to start a fight. It's like the timing is bad with her. Yeah, yeah, I think has yeah, Heather. Yes, that's what I agree. I think Eden won season wonder and I think to read will be back. I think that's what we're looking at. I think Heather. Yeah, Heather. Yes, that's what I agree.

I think Edens and one season wonder. And I think Doree will be back. I think that's what's working against Eden is the fact that when the show is off year, I don't think people are necessarily going to think back fondly about her in a campy way. Like the way we look back at an Alexis Bellino, like, oh, she was awful, but she was so hilariously dumb.

And I think we're going to have moments of like, oh, she was so dumb, she really misplaced it, but I kind of can't wait to see her back. She's sort of like so perky and happy and clueless through it all, you know, and I don't think you didn't have that. You, brother, would you rather have Alexis Belino or Lady a back Alexis. In fact, I had a train. I had a train. I had a train.

I have four questions and then tell me about your dream. Okay. Would you rather have Tammy? How about you though? How about you though? I want you to answer two. Alexis or Lydia? Oh, I would rather have Alexis.

Okay. Tammy, Nick or Bocker or Lynn Curtin? Lynn Curtin. Oh, Lynn Curtin. Yeah. How about you? Yeah, definitely. By the way, great, great options because they both have just answer dollars.

I have more great options for you. Okay. Go. Go. This is real old school. Yeah. Quinn, the wig wearing big boot Christian, Quinten Cracker, or the Cancer Struck in Skin Cancer Struck in first season

girl who had to move to cancer because the sun was too strong. Kimberly, I'm going to go with Quinn Fry because I like the way she's like an awkward ghost. Okay. Yeah, I'll go with Quinn Fry because I like the way she's like an awkward ghost Okay, yeah Jamie Keygog Yeah, whatever it is Gina Kio Gina Kio Kino or Joe Oh Gina a hundred Yeah, easy. Joe is to like

Low rent like I was running at karaoke in Pomona. Oh my goodness. She thought slayed into our lives. I'm a karaoke mistress in Pomona. You know, I don't need that. Can we did I do a Brett did you a Gretchen choice yet? No, not yet. Hold on hold on. Gretchen or Alexis? Alexis for me. Alexis. Yeah, which is crazy. I never would have thought I would be that way, but but slayed really ruined Gretchen for me. Alexis, yeah. Which is crazy. I never would have thought I would be that way, but but slayed, really ruined Gretchen for me. Gretchen or Jeanne Keen got Keen on whatever it was. Gina. Gina. Gretchen. Gretchen.

I like when they're more real. I like when they're kind of like, oh, that lady walks around the grocery store. Oh, Gretchen or Lory. Gretchen or Lory with the now the kid is doing full-on time for murder. Oh, now that, this is tough. I would say Gretchen. Yeah, I might go Gretchen. Here's one. What about Gretchen or Vicki Tannis? What was the name?

Peggy, Peggy Tannis. Oh, Peggy! Gretchen. Yeah. You know, Gretchen is one of the people. She's one of the only housewives I enjoy more on her own. A lot of the times I don't enjoy the single scenes where they're like, here I am with my husband.

But Gretchen's I thought were so funny. I just loved her the way she would do her interview sections. She's just so funny to me. But I didn't love her in the group scenes and I don't like the slayed scenes. I felt like slayed really ruined. I thought Gretchen came onto the show and was fantastic. And I thought that season, her first season was one of the best OC seasons of all time.

But then as you... You went to best spree. Yes, oh my god, it's one of my favorite moments. But then when she got involved with Slade, it just, her stories started to become more contrived and he's so awful. And they just stopped being interesting. And even the producer said so when they had that season eight on censored and they're basically like well Gretchen kind of started putting up

walls and started basically producing herself and that's what they had to get rid of her. Yeah, too bad. Okay, Heather. Can I tell my dream? Can I tell my dream? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a really brief thing But I had this is it was it was a scary dream. I had a dream and this is I'm not lying that Alexis Blino got a mom haircut and I was like whoa Alexis Blino with a mom haircut And that was my dream. I'm not even joking What I just gave away because I was cleaning out my closet

What Alexis Blino a long tube dress. Oh from Alexis Couture what I just gave away because I was cleaning out my closet. What? Alexis Bolino, uh, long tube dress. Oh, from Alexis Couture. From Alexis Couture. Oh my God. Why didn't you save that? You need to put that in the juicy scoop of Smithsonian section. It like never fit me.

You remember how huge your tits were. So it was like never my boobs were actually, and I've like decent size boobs were just not big enough to keep this thing together. And I know ones were, I mean, that's the thing about getting implants that big. Like you have to get everything remade, you know, you have to think of the after costs. Yeah. When you get a boot time. Yeah. The maintenance job. Heather, thank you so much for being here. You guys can find Heather Heather Heather, Heather McDonald.net. That is all of her stand-up links. Also go to find the juices scoop podcast with Heather McDonald.

It's Tuesday and Thursdays on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, everywhere you can find your podcasts and find her on Twitter at Heather McDonald. And that's also your Instagram. And what was your what was your other one? Oh Heather McDonald Oh go to her private juicy scoop Juicy scoop obsessed group page People post such fun stuff on there and it's uh, and then of course all the you'll be up on all the latest stuff

Anywhere you go, but hopefully it'll come see me in a city near you when I go to stand up My friends Neil my friends Neil and Nate saw you at Caroline's recently. And I think they, I think they, I think they came up to me. Yeah, they did. They did. So they are like your biggest fans. And so they said it was a great show.

So everyone should follow Neil and Nate and go to the shows as well. Right. Heather, we love you, baby. I love you Heather. Thank you for coming on. Yeah, thanks so much. We'll talk to you soon, then. Bye.

Before we go, we start up a new segment here on the old show called Listener Spotlight, where we have people come on and tell us about themselves. And if you want to do that, by the way, you go to patreon.com slash watcher crappins. And then you want to do that, by the way, you go to patreon.com slash watcher crappins, and then you can, you know, if you support us at that listener listener spotlight level, you can do it. So we have our first one. We have our first one. So are we ready for the very first ever watcher crappins listener spotlight?

And yes, I'm so excited to hear this. All right, let's do it. ["Splotlin'"] ["Splotlin'"] All right, this one is coming from Sarah Greenwood. And everyone, ladies and gentlemen, Sarah Greenwood. Hi, Ben and Ronnie. This is Sarah Greenwood. And I'm your listener from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. I'm forever grateful for my favorite lady,

friend, Sienna, who introduced me to your show years ago. We have Bravo up here in Canada, but weirdly, it's not the same programming as the American one. Housewives do air up here on another channel, but episodes sometimes entire seasons will air weeks after they do in America. So Sienna and I are forced to download

our Bravo shows illegally from our foreign country to keep up to date so we can listen to the latest Watchwick Rapins. For years I worked in fancy hotels with celebrities and sadly, Tudy was the only Bravo Liberty I ever dealt with. I now work in a retirement home with senior citizens who can be adorable, but when grumpy, they can drain the living life out of you. So coming home after a stressful day,

I watch bravo shows of people I will never relate to and outfits I could never afford. Living in luxury, I'll never, ever experience. Housewives is my generation soap operas. Their drama is very entertaining to me. And then I get to relive it all by listening to you guys. Is it wrong that I enjoy watching awful seawares and human trash live their lives and be awful to each other? It actually makes me feel happy about my life and

grateful for the people I have in mind. More about me, I hate coffee, I group and Montreal, I have a Peewee Herman Portrait tattoo tattoo. I have a French Bulldog named Angus. Oh my God. I'm married to a retired heavy metal singer named Cam who is used to hearing how Ronnie and Ben light up my life and make me laugh until I cry off my eyeliner. It's very comforting knowing besides Siena and I that there are so many of us fellow crap and listeners who love the

Ridiculousness and feel the power and magic of bravo shows. I'm sending you both lots of hugs from Canada. I love you Ben and Ronnie. Bye Awesome That was so fun. I actually really really enjoyed hearing hearing little slice of one of our listeners' lives. That was awesome. That was a little slice of life. That's rad. I love that. That's so cool. Yeah, can we have a French Bulldog and a Pee Wee tattoo? And your husband was a heavy metal rocker. It's crazy. Well, thank you Sarah for submitting and we're going to move on to someone else in for the crap ins listener spotlight next week. And then once we go through everyone,

we're gonna circle back again with more questions for y'all. So, if, again, if you wanna participate in this, you just go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ins. And guess what, that's all for today. Yes, we did it. We did it. Thank you Heather McDonald for coming by. Always a treat.

Thank you, Sarah Greenwood, for a little peek into your life. And thank you listeners for supporting us as always. We crossed over 700,000 listens last month. Oh my god, we're approaching a million. It's amazing. We're gonna do it, man. We are gonna do it. We're gonna do it.

So thanks everyone. Bye! Bye! So what? So thanks everyone. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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