Watch What Crappens - #384 Summer House & Married2Med: Katie Cazorla, St. Barths, and Quad Day!

Episode Date: February 4, 2017

Katie Cazorla (E!’s Second Wives Club, @thepaintednail) joins us to rag on the roommate squabbles of Summer House before we attend Quad’s birthday party on Married to Medicine. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com Timestamps: 00 Chatter with Katie Cazorla, Summer House 51:35 Crappens Mailbag 1:03:30 Married to Medicine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Or audiobooks podcast, I should say. Yes, bitch, I'm writing audiobooks. Katie, I heard you snort. And also, I'm here with my gorgeous co-host, Mr. Ben Mandelker of the Beside Blog and the Banta Blenda. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. Today, our very special guest is an old favorite. And by old, I mean...

My face. Old. Geriatric. Geriatric pregnancy age. One of our favorite hustlers of all time. Miss Katie Kuzola. Katie. Oh my god party time. So it's all of the upcoming e reality show. Second wise. Second wise club. It's on me. It begins in June. So excited to see what you do on the show.

Oh, especially because there is a Bravo connection because one of your castmates is Shiva who is Muhammad's fiance. So it all comes together. I know you guys it's gonna be so crazy. I can't wait. And also there's another connection because your has your fiance is Walter who's a music producer and is David. So we always get good Yolanda gossip. And that is in the bonus episode this week. We just yapped as we're coming up next week with Katie.

Yeah, next week is a Katie bonus. So go listen to that for some Mariah gossip, some Yolanda gossip, some e-show gossip gossip. We'll be putting that episode up on Tuesday for all that Mariah and E and brother. We got on the gossip. Yeah. The flappy gossip of Katie. So. So funny. Welcome home. We've missed you. It's been a long time since you've been on.

Oh my God. I totally have missed you guys. I mean, I listen and I feel like I've been around you lately because I've been listening to you, but like've been listening to you, but to really talk to you, life feels so much better. It's like all the way in.

It's just all the way in now. Yeah, now it's all, and we're gonna just let loose, let all the shady thoughts about people and drinking and whatever else happens in Montauk, we're just gonna let it all bathe over us. Oh, the Montauk goggles. Are you guys ready?

The Montauk goggles. I am ready to get a BBC going. That's what I'm saying. It was really funny because when we don't see each other in real life, you still come back to me in weird ways. I was doing an improv show with this actress who I can't remember her name at the moment, but she's like a semi-famous actress, really talented.

And the last time I saw her was your party at the W for your, I think it was when you were opening the painted nail at the W Hotel in Hollywood. And which was a while ago, right? And I went over to her and I talked to her and I was like, I'm such a fan blah, blah, blah. So I start this show and I said, hey, I met you once, she goes, oh yeah, I remember you. Remember we met at that really weird nail party? What?

I don't know that bitch. Well, it's funny because she just got taken there by a friend and she's an actor, you know, like a comedian. She's like, what is this? Like, this is a huge glamorous party for nails. What is this? How did I end up here? And so we had a really fun talk about that. I love you. Well, thank you. I, I, that's, we always come together in super weird ways. And, um, I'm sad that you guys weren't at the other opening

because when I threw a party, I threw a fucking part, Tay and I- I know, girl. I remember I had a comular. You didn't even invite us to your birthday this year, Katie. What ever? Yes, I did. No, you did not.

I did, you did. Yeah, man. I knew you guys didn't come to that. Oh, yeah. Well, you only give us like a day notice. I had a plan already. Yeah, five minutes before. That was funnier than my birthday.

I doubt it. Yeah, your birthday's pretty good. I've got invited to NASA, okay. Wait, to like, like, we're rocket scientists are? No, I just made that up right now. I can't remember what I was doing. You went to Sprout because they were not on sale. I went to Sprout.

Sprout. There was a cauliflower sale. Ben will really say shit like that if you to be out. It's proud. There was a cauliflower sale. Ben will really say shit like that if you invite him out. He'll be like, well, I really wanted to get some grocery shopping and clean my toilet. It's like really? Let me get the Saturday. Get your ass out of there. Wait a second.

Wait, Katie, I am going. I am going to now stand up for you because Ronnie, you lately are always like, hey, I'm going to a party tonight. It's in the four hours. So I'm like, well, I can't go right. You're right. So you do the two, Ronnie. You're right. But that is not my birthday. You know, like Katie has this shit. You know that everybody else got an e-vite three weeks ago. I even do e-vites. I invite people to day before or the day of because people's attention spans are like fucking goldfish. So if you invite them a week before, they forget. So I liked to invite within a couple of hours.

Okay, whenever you do it next, I don't care what is happening, whenever you do it next, I'll show up. Cause I don't wanna become one of those people where you're like, he never comes. So next time I have a nail party, you know, with five minutes notice, I don't know even the text it. Fuck that guy.

The Vanderpump rules people came and you guys didn't come. That's like not even right. That's I know. That's that actually makes me feel classy for about five seconds. So thank you. James Kennedy was not invited to whoever. That's too bad. You could have heard his head from with L Lala ain't nobody feeling like I'm feeling you. Oh my god. And you. Okay, let's get on to summer house because that is why we're all gathered here. Is it that is why? Yes.

Have you been have you been watching the show prior to this episode this week, Katie? Yes, I've been watching. I was roped into it by the trick, trickery of T-Voing or DVRing, um, Banner Pump Rules. And I was like, oh my god, it's two-hour episode, amazing. And then after I ended, I was like, what's this shit? Yeah, they made it for you. I have to say, though, everyone, I have an announcement to make. And I'm not sure how I feel about this, but after this episode, I actually feel like I've become invested in the show. I think I've reached the point where I'm now

actually invested in these ridiculous people. Oh my God, are you serious? I could barely, I think I have to stop watching. I do. I know I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed for myself, but I was like, I'm like really into this simmering feud between Christina and Lindsay.

It's kind of like doing a lot for me right now. I can't deal with the twins. Like I really like Lauren and Ashley, I think Lauren just talks so much, just not. She's like a dumbass. Yeah, I am obsessed with the work as twins because they're so different than I thought they would be. I thought they were going to be dumbhors. You know, I thought it was going to be dumbhors. You know, I thought it was going to be dumbhors twins on bravo.

They're twins. Let's cast them. They were going to be like, duh, duh, duh, yummy, too, duh. But they're not. They're just like super white smart people with jobs who talk really fast in their, their bonnacles from friends, you know. Yeah. I think it's hilarious.

It's like a nice twist. Carl, Carl, Carl. Carl, Carl. Carl. Listen, what is up? Is Carl Rich? Because his teeth look like baked beans. Like, they're like his teeth were replaced with baked beans. That would be Carl. Like, you could be him for Halloween, Ben, because like, you're good looking, you know, and then also he opens his mouth and you're like, Oh my God, it's like he's instead of veneers, he got wood teeth put in. Yes, George Washington.

I totally agree. His teeth are fully yellow. If not orange or brown, I've noticed that. And I think it's really would kind of hilarious that he's in dental sales. I wait. That's why, but maybe that's why because you know how you get a lot of free products when you work somewhere. Maybe that's why, but maybe that's why because you

know how you get a lot of free products when you work somewhere. Maybe he's just like trying out the stuff like right when it comes out of testing. And you know, you've got to wait, you know, I think that he's been secretly drinking root beer for the past

like 45 hours or something like that. I mean, those teeth are not the right color. It's like he's literally rubbing coffee grinds directly into the calcium on his teeth. When he was talking to Lauren and she was like blah, blah, blah. They did that whole sequence of her like going on and on forever, which it probably lasted so long. And he was tuning out kind of just smiling, pretending to pay attention. His teeth had like a film. Do you

know that's called the pelicle? That's what that's called that film on your teeth that feels like your teeth are wearing tiny sweaters and the haptoral that shit on your gross teeth. His pelicle layer was so neon yellow mixed with a brown. It's like it's like he dug itself out of a grave with his mouth. I think that's why people find him so sexy because there's something wrong. You know, I think that's very sexy in a person where they're like really hot, but then there's something wrong with them. And I think that can really easily. Yeah, like he, he does facials and he gets haircuts and like, I guess he lost a lot of weight or whatever like he's really cute But you can imagine him like fixing an old truck on a farm just like spitting out tobacco You know, there's something like comforting about that

That would make sense that he choose tobacco because his teeth ring to that color of I've been showing tobacco Since I was four years old on my farm in Eastern Kentucky. And now I'm going to go in dental sales, which whenever he's like, you know, this comes to, it helps me when I'm a salesman, I do sales. I'm like, then brush your fucking teeth. You're your own worst salesman. What do you, what do you sell through a catalog? Like you actually have to go in the office as Carl?

Yeah, door to door. Honestly, your nail product or your piece product's door to door. Carl, Carl. I'm okay. I'm okay with Carl's stain teeth. I still think Carl's hot. The thing that bothers me about Carl is his tongue movements. Like he's got really bizarre.

He opens his mouth really wide and like, he's doing all these like coke acrobatics with his tongue. Like, I feel my tongue so different now What are you doing with your tongue? Same thing Eli Manning was doing all football season just fucking breathing through his mouth and forgetting that he's getting paid a lot of money to do something for Listen, it wasn't his fault of the giants fell out of the playoffs. He was doing everything right. It was all the receivers. Oh my God. Blame the bottoms. Blame the bottom spin.

Blame the bottoms. Blame me, Odell Beckham, Jr. Butterfinger, Felina Dunham. Felina Dunham. It's Lena Dunham's fault. He was like, all of a sudden, he was like, wait a second, who was that beautiful temptress at that dinner one time?

I can't focus on this game anymore. Oh my God. Hey, I have a question about about what's her name? I always forgot Christina's roommate. Lindsay. Oh, Lindsay. Gus, so irrelevant. Whose side are you on? Christina? Christina, you're team.

Christina, I am team Christina all the way. I love Christina. I. Christina. I am team Christina all the way. I love Christina. I love I love her. Um, her ongoing pettiness. And um, and at the same time, I also understand her frustration as she's trying to be the good one, but she has this very self-involved roommate who

everything, no matter what it is, always comes down to why don't you think about me and what I'm going through. And it's like I can I can understand Christina just getting so annoyed and I get it. I'm Christina side. What about you side of you on? I'm team Christina. Oh good.

I was worried. I was worried when I was in the sprouts today I was thinking I hope. I'm going to totally punch you in your cauliflower. Do you know? I was like I hope she is on team Christina also because I don't want to punchy on your cauliflower. Do you know? I was like, I hope she is on team Christina also because I don't want to have to fight about this.

I am because number one because of the pettiness. I think Lindsey is just a disaster and Lindsey is for her being a publicist. She reminds me of that other train rack that got in the car accident in the Hampton.

Yeah, Lizzie Grubman. It's control. You're drinking. You do PR and in every episode, you're always fucking hammered and you're messy. And by the way, when you have titties like that, you shouldn't wear a dress like that. That's all I agree.

It's distracting. They look like deflated like balloons. It looks like they're magnetically opposed. You guys, I actually, I don actually, I'm not on team either, because I think I see why they're friends, because it's like, I'm a cool girl. Am I a cool girl? I, and then the other ones, I'm the smart one.

And they become best friends in some clubs somewhere. And they're like, oh my god, we can totally in this town. Yeah, you can be the hot one, not be the smart one. I can see that friendship. They have a general very basic failure to communicate. It's so easy to fix that relationship. Which ones are reporter and one does PR. So you would think they could get their shit together.

And it's like, my favorite is what she's like, you're fired. I said it, you're fired. There you are, I said it. I said it. And then she's like, you know what, you are a bad person, you are a bad person because yeah, I hear a bad friend. If I'm such a bad friend, why'd you get fired?

What? What? Well, you're definitely not a lawyer because you're a pro chef. Well, I think, so let's go back and talk about this whole fight because I really, really enjoyed it. So the issue is, Lensay has been really working on her PR farm and her PR partner, they're like going in different directions.

So she and Christina go out to dinner in the city and she announced that that like today was a big day I announced I was leaving and I started my own company. Yeah, but we don't have an office So can I have three interns come over tomorrow to our apartment? No, no, she didn't say that she said So there's like a new live and so guess what tomorrow? We're gonna live all work on the environment like she she didn't say can we. She said tomorrow, we're coming over. It's like three young people making $10 an hour. No, they're free. They're free of return. Oh, they're not paid in. Oh, girl. And you're working style. Yeah. Just like you just have to sign off at the end of the week that you like learn something for your

free. I learned how to jar, you know, whatever. Cause you know, Sunni's got a whole jarring thing going on over there. Exactly. And by the way, I forgot I actually misspoke. They were in a dinner. This is relevant to Katie. They were at a nail salon. And what I loved is even before all this started, they were like sitting there. And Christina says the nail technician is like, I'm thinking, you know, cut file and then gold accident. And then Lindsay goes, they always cut and file. Don't worry. I know it's like, they chose that to put into this show. Like, there is so not a lot of dialogue between the two of them that's relevant that they had to be like, they all got foul.

But it's all such a bitchy little comment to make. Yeah. Like, why would you even say, you know what? If someone said that to me, like if I had a roommate and she said, I was caught, I love out of it. I'd be like, why don't you go fuck yourself. I hope you get bloody ragged, dry cuticles by bitch. And no, it's cashed up only.

And I know you don't have cash. And I do. So you can walk in your paper little flimsy fucking flip flops to an ATM and cashed at these bitches because you're not borrowing $5 for me. Bye, and you're not invited to the Hamptons. So fuck you too, okay? Talk to your goggles, whatever.

Well, last week they showed, or whenever the last time they showed them fighting because they're always fighting. But Christina was like, look, all I want you to do is ask me about me sometimes because it's all I have to do, all I do is listen to you. You, you, you, and Lindsay's like, okay, well, I'll like, you're jealous and a bitch, ma, okay. So I guess I'll work on it. You wish you were me. And it's like, okay, I just wanted to say, like, maybe you could

ask how my day was. Yeah, how much dramatic mess. Yes, and so this scene was, Lyn's, Christine is trying, you see them trying, you know, they're getting their nails together. So they're trying, that's like a girl's wave, like building a bridge, like a little nail bridge. So they're trying, and Christine is like, but also like showing what you're working with, like you mess with me, I'm gonna scratch your eyes at right now.

Yeah, but it started out my, She's like, so would it? How's it going? What are you doing? And then she's like, well, I was like a huge dang. I'm taking all the beans. Oh, whatever. I'm a zoning man. I'm like crazy.

And then she pauses. And this is the perfect moment to say, how was your day? Yes. So Christina's waiting for it. She's like, maybe she learned. Yeah, you can see her eyes ready to be like well I'm with the Starbucks and then you know, I tried to selling an article about the mocha frappuccino new flavor to people or whatever So I'm waiting to hear like you see her waiting

But she's she's basically like like maybe now I can finally tell Lindsay about all the debilitating Self-dad I'm going through an insecurity going on this and barhand on this new venture when all my friends are succeeding and I'm starting over 32 and freelancing and yeah this is I'm getting be able to say it all finally and Lindsay's like anyway more about me like office chairs or sell hard like what I'm gonna do amount of this chair what am I gonna do like you should go to Starbucks you should just go to Starbucks never office there yeah because Lindsay basis like well I start a new company and I've got three I'm gonna go to Starbucks. You should just go to Starbucks, never office there. Yeah, because Lindsey Bass is like, well, I started startup a new company

and I've got three interns. So they're gonna come over to the apartments and Christine is like, no. No. No. No. You're gonna go to a Starbucks like everybody else who doesn't have a fucking office.

What about we work? It's like what about we work. It's like what about we work. It's like what about we work. It's like what about we work. It's like what about we work. It office. What about we work? A PR company, Bucksstar PR. Yeah, it's Starbucks backwards, because that's where you're fucking office. You know that actually Christina was probably thinking that late at night, like, oh, I wish I had said that.

You know, like when you think of like a really good diss after the fact. I'm telling you new company, Bucksstar. Yeah. Damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. It's like this whole thing could have been resolved really quickly if Lindsay had said, yeah, my name is so I know this is sucky of me to ask and you put up with a lot,

but when if I brought my intern just for one day, could you help me? There's a bottle of wine. Yeah, she'd be like, okay, I think Christina would be like, okay, but Lindsay never stopped talking. She never stopped talking about herself. And then she told her she's bringing all these poor people over. And Christina was like, oh hell no. No, no, no, no, no.

I mean, and Christina was, I actually think Christina was being totally reasonable and said, well, what have you thought about a temporary space? What about, we were just like, well, I'm working on that. I'm like, how do you start your own company without, like, prioritizing what your space is going to be, you know? And here's the other thing, which I thought was really fucking stupid. How do you start your own company without like, prioritizing what your space is going to be, you know? And here's the other thing, which I thought was really fucking stupid.

So when Lindsay was like, oh, I even saw Beth, they like, I did so much stuff today. I went to the bank and I offered a bank account. It's like, oh my God, how did you even find time to get your nails done with this crazy and same date where you started your own company,

which basically means she went on legal zoom and filed for a fucking LLC and then opened a bank account, which by the way, may I just say cannot be done in one day. So that's bullshit. And number two, why would she start a company without an actual address? That means she had to put her apartment as her corporate address on all of her legal documents, hence opening up a bank account.

None of this makes sense. Oh, my God. Well, she probably did do that. But now, Christine is gonna have a reason to be pissed off every time the day a mail comes. She's gonna be like, Oh, really? Oh, Wells Fargo, for your business.

Great. Oh, so this is your office now? Great. I guess I'm living in the hubhouse now, huh? Oh, I didn't know I was living in a PR firm. You know what? How fucks are PR going? I guess every time I write a letter to my mom, it's a press release. Oh, my god. And by the way, Lindsey says in the interview, she's like, you know, I'm struggling. And if you can't get that, then you're a top off friend.

I'm like, shut up. Christina, poor Christina's over there trying to try to resurrect her career in entertainment reporting when there's no such thing as that career anymore. You probably just walks out of her bedroom and she's like breaking news. Our gas bills too. I didn't sign up to's like breaking news our gas bills. I didn't sign up to live in a news station. Okay. This is a PR space. Kim Kardashian wants us to pay the electricity. So okay, quiet down, Murphy Brown. Oh my God. I'm telling you those two. It was really good casting though, putting those two in because you've got a publicist and an entertainment reporter, which let's be fair.

If I was, I would say that's like a step away from being a used car salesman or, um, well, at least they have a product. I mean, it is hard. I mean, being a, being a freelance, look, we are, look, we're freelance, whatever entertainment, whatever. It sucks. It basically means you're blogging in your dam underwear all day, scouring TMZ for something to rip off and talk about, you know? Begging people for money. Yeah. Yeah. You don't get paid like huge amounts of money to go to cupcake shop openings. Let's face it. Or to go to high T shop openings that you just

don't go to because you have to go to a sale at Sprouts. I got it. It was important. Lindsay was there opening up her business in the coffee section. Funny. Lindy at Starbucks with her PR for her. Yeah Sprouts sent us coupons a week in advance. So we knew that we were prepared to go to Sprouts. Yeah, we knew Sprouts at least took the time to make sure we had time. You know, the thing getting back to the casting of these two, the reason why it's so good is that they were former

best friends clearly and their friendship is falling apart partially or in large part because of the presence of Everett. And to me, my favorite reality feuds are when there are two friends, especially their two girls, and especially if one is like a sidekick or something like that, and they're separating out, and it causes just the most amazing drama. I mean, hello, Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag. Let's never forget.

Oh my God, you're totally right. Also, did you hear the gossip speaking of that it's rumored that Audrina is one of the new real housewives of Orange County? I will find that out in three seconds, by the way. Oh please do because I think that would be hilarious. Okay actually I'm going to text the casting director right now. Yeah, supposedly she's the newbie which you know, old dead eyes back for another round. Who knew? I can't believe all of this is happening while

Lauren's gone. Lauren's like a trillionaire now. No, no, no, that's a wait, that's a if you watch the hills, there was a scene where Kiarra explained the large had drawn so whatever was remember that, you know, that thing that they built underground in like in France and everyone's afraid that once They turned it on the world was gonna In-cute. I was gonna be a four-text or some shit. The hot-roader, the hot-roader, the hot-roader. Yeah, hot-roader. There was a famous scene in the hills where Chiara was explaining this all to Adriana and she's at the end of explaining it. Adriana goes, Oh my god. I can't believe this is happening while Lauren's away.

She's missing so much. Oh my God, it's happening. Adjrini is married to some surfer guy, which she said to be with them. I think a BMX guy. Oh yeah, BMX, some sort of like alternative sports that they show on ESPN that I never watch. By the way, does doesn't Jacqueline remind you of like an ugly stossie?

Jacqueline actually reminds me more of Roxy from Below Deck. Oh my God, you're right. She's a mix of like if Stossie and Roxy got in a car accident and they're face melted together It would be Jacqueline Perfect bodies for modeling clothes and then gone to a car accident and melted together See yeah, so back to these friend back to this friend fight with Christina and Lindsay So it starts spilling over into the rest of everything as things do on these shows and in life. Oh think about it so

They the guys are jogging Everett and Kyle are jogging and Kyle's like, whoa, what a fun time, you know Christina And he's like, oh god damn it like ever with his rage. It's like you know, Christina and he's like, oh god damn it! Like ever with his rage. It's like, fuck her. He's like, it's post-traumatic stress disorder for being in the military. But it's like through an 1980s villain filter. He's like, oh dude, she's the worst.

Let's fight after school. Yeah, he's like, fuck that girl. She can't be a good friend to Lindsay when she needs it. And Kyle's like, well, you know, Christina's going through a hard time too. He's like, yeah, fuck her. Like, he's all angry, he's not like, oh no. And Kyle's like, well, you know, Christina's going through a hard time too. He's like, yeah, fuck her. Like he's all angry. That's a girl.

And you're like, listen, I know that like your PTSD from the Iraq war is really coming to play right now because he turns that fuck and switch on. He's like hot and jogging and everything's great. And PS, let me just, can we just talk about that jogging scene? Yes. What dudes jog like that and gossip about girls drama?

Girls, the ham is good. Besides you guys and by that, I mean, not jogging. Well, the thing is this, what I loved about it was that ever it was, was talking about. He's like, yeah, I can't believe Christina flip the fuck out at Lindsay. What kind of friend does that? I'm like, do you remember you're the one two weeks ago who was splashing water in a hot tub at Kyle? It's each jumped in.

You were splashing water. Okay. So you're not, you have no right to talk about friends flipping out of other friends over a few years. You were also the one flipping out all over your fucking girlfriend. Like she had to come begging back for you. And then you're like, yeah, I guess I could, I guess I could let it go. I guess I could let it go.

What do you think about that hot tub? Would you get in it? Well, I mean, I would be so honored to be in the same hot tub as Steve Jobs, you know? Steve Jobs. This, we, what? Because Kyle, when he met Stasi, was like, love your turtleneck.

He was like, Steve Jobs. Oh my god, thattleneck That's right She goes I turn on like I'm Steve jobs and it's like yeah, you are you're wearing a swimsuit, but it has a turtleneck Like you might as well just put it on a fucking nuns habit because that is Sexy in a swimsuit. Yeah, you're like about as useful as current Steve jobs Yeah, you're like about as useful as current Steve Jobs. Yeah, so that's so. So Lindsay is all excited about, you know, about her new PR firm and she calls up her aunt Ronda and she's like, hey, Ronda, I are.

I want to hop out. So like, oh my god. Oh my god, nice, nice Lindsay. And I'll, that's amazing. Thanks, Ronda. That's amazing too. Yeah, I love it. It's my birthday. Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. And then it's goodbye. And then you're like, I feel like you should maybe sense a pattern in this or take something from this. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like I'm loved. I don't know if I'm loved. I'm like, I feel like you should maybe sense a pattern in this or take something from this,

which is that like you, you should like talk to people more like your roommate, Christina. Yeah, she needs to talk to her less like cause she, she only talks at people. She's like, oh, I'm business. I got a box delivery. It's like, uh, box. Yeah, that was super sad to me, but when she was saying, um, yeah, and I think, you know, it's a tough thing in my relationship because I'm always trying to kind of replace that, which is,

you know, typical human brokenness. And we, you know, we can all get it on that human level. But at the same time, did your mom yell at you a lot? Did your was your mom in a war where she thinks, you know, like ISIS is behind her in the grocery store? Like, why would you replace your mom with Everett? Like, he's just so angry. Like, what was your mom like? Everett also was annoying because we forgot to mention that

earlier in the episode. There was like a fun moment when Stephen the gay, I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it. I think that's it.

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Like even when I was little and you go over someone's house and that sign up that says, welcome to our ool. You'll notice there's no pee in it. We'd like to keep it that way. I'm like, well, that's why I'm here, bitch. You would have been okay. The twin did it. She's like, well, I got a peanut bowl and that's what she do, right?

Yeah, yeah, that's what she is. Being a bowl. Yeah, you being a bowl. Yeah, I pee. Yeah, more so that. Yeah, I pee. Yeah, I pee too. Yeah, so how are you being a bowl car? You being a bowl car? Yeah, yeah, that's what you do. Being a pull. Yeah, you being a pull. Yeah, I pee. Yeah, more so that. Yeah, I pee. Yeah. Yeah. So how you being a pull car?

Hey, Carl, you being a pull car. Carl, I'm loving. What do you tell me you're going to be in the pull car? That's that's the way you could have just told me. Is that my name? I mean, the pool is that you were dishonest, Carl. Yeah, I'm a really cool. I'm a really cool.

Check, Carl. Like if you really got to know me, Carl, I'm a really cool. Check, Carl. He's like a bird hacks out a statement like that. Like, no, I'm a really, I'm a guy. He's guy. I'm a really cool chick, Carl. He's like a, anytime a bird hacks out a statement like that, like, no, I'm a really, I'm a guy, he's guy. I'm a girls girl. It's like, that's the complete opposite. You're full of drama. You're gonna tell my secrets to everybody

and you're gonna flip the bit switch and turn into the biggest asshole if something doesn't work out between us. And obviously when you have to make a statement like that, you know, that's there's something around. I would never say that. I'm like, what you see is what you get literally. Like if you look like shit, I'm probably going to tell you you look like shit, but I never will say to someone, I'm a girl girl. People tend to really want me around because I'm a girl girl. I'm a guy. I'm a guy. I'm a guy's girl. Yeah. Like

you could totally tell me anything. No, no, no guy. I'm a guy's girl. Karlo. Yeah. Like you could totally tell me anything. No. No. And that's not what you tell the guy when you first start dating him anyway, because then he's like, oh, hey, I got a blowjob at a truck stop on the way over. Karlo, why did you tell me that, Karlo? Are you trying to do that?

I thought you wanted to know everything. Are we having secrets or not? Yeah. I thought you were cool that you basically just said you were cool with me telling you everything. So my date that I checked to the wedding was at my mom FYI and we may have booked in the hotel bathroom and it was my cousin You know, I'm like whoa whoa that you said you were cool that carol Carol carol yeah, so see their car was also carol is also a bit of a douche bag

You know because so he's been caught in the situation. And even before he was caught, like I was already like rolling my eyes at Carl because he gets in the car with, and I'm rewinding, I'm putting a pin in the Lindsay situation and going back to Carl, the Carl situation. In the beginning, Carl and Stephen get into a car to go out to Montauk. And even then, you know, Stephen's giving a little recap. He's like, yeah, so I was in a car with Kyle and the twins and Carl goes, who drove and Steven goes, I drove and her goes, nice. Oh my God, I died laughing at the bro. Yeah, like so broed out.

So then, yeah, so then Lauren confronts Carl. And Carl immediately pretends like he doesn't even remember telling her about the date that he wasn't going on to this wedding, which is already like kind of douchey. And then she's like, well, Carl, are you drunk? And he's like, yeah, you were driving. He's like, oh, I'm not a rush girl ever. She got the car. You don't remember Carl?

Really? Carl, we were together. Carl, okay, Carl. We went to a frozen shop, Carl. Do you remember that, a frozen yogurt shop? Do you remember that, Carl? He's like, yeah. And when we were there, you told me you were taking your mom

like you specifically said that. He's like, like oh I did Forgot forgot. Okay, Carl. Okay, you forgot Carl. Okay. Um, you know what? I'm gonna give you a present Like here's one thing you don't do you don't mess with the workers twin. Here's a present Yeah, and then she used it was so cute because she was running through the kitchen and they're like oh my god What happened her twin was like, you okay? What happened? She's like, I'm getting Carl to his present.

I'm getting him a sleeping mask. Yeah, and I was like, because she's gonna punch him in the face. Like, what? Like, he could literally fuck those girls over. And they're like, oh my God. Okay, I know you're sorry. So here's the present.

You're like, what? I slept with your sister. And you're all right with that. Well, we're related. We're twins. So, ideally, it's's the present. You're like, what? I slept with your sister. Am I right? Well, we're related, we're twins. So, technically it's like the same person. Here's some ear plugs. And if you have, if you have my mask on, you wouldn't know the difference

and then it wouldn't be your fault, you know? So just wear the eye mask, Carl. Wear the eye mask. I was at the wedding with you, right, Carl? Well, you would think so if you were wearing that eye mask, Carl. Carl, Carl, Carl. Let's hot you down. I'm sorry, you know my fucking, I mean, how do you?

Carl, Carl. By the way, it was around this time also that we, there was a very important, small segment slash montage, which informed us that Christina's not a permanent guest at this place. She's like an invited guest, and she just invited a lot because we saw this like very sad montage of her blowing up Then like the twins just like kicks it

I love Christina. I love that she's just like She's just has to smile because she just want success and she's just treated like shit. Yeah, it's like every week there's another heap of shit on top of Christina, you know, like every week it's something new because we know all this jobs. Why does every I like Christina? I feel like she's maybe she's just trying so hard that it comes off as like poor Christina.

Yeah, well, because I But I think the reason why people don't love her or why she's not people don't love her. I think the reason why she gets the pushback is that she is trying hard and what happens is stuff builds up in her and it comes out in this past aggressive gossipy way that people like so annoying. But the truth is though, even though we're acting like she's just, you know, she is gossipy, she is passive aggressive. And she did have people going to bat with her because when they did go to the same parts party,

the married work is twin, which I think is Ashley. Ashley and Kyle were kind of defending her, and they were saying like, you know, she's going through a lot. I don't think people have been realized how much she's going through, she's putting on a brave face, and she's acting like everything's okay, but we think something is like, she's going through a lot. I don't think people have even realized how much she's going through it. She's putting on a brave face, she's acting like everything's okay, but we think something is like, she's really going through it.

So, you know, yeah, that's our dump on her. It's just life dumps on her, you know? Yeah, because she just wants so much and she expects so much of herself. And that's really rough when you have high standards for yourself. I mean, I wouldn't know, but I see it in others.

So she's like, ha ha ha. That's not true. You shop at sprouts. I think what Cena is like the Lala. I think she is like the Lala of this cast. Yeah, like a non-horror way. Yeah, not annoying slutty, hooker, horrible nail, makeup, fake, libert libutan wearing way. You're right. Well, the other the other relationship in this show is the gay guy and Carl and they they start this driving

together. And yeah, we touched on the driving a little but they're I know I'm I'm the worst gay person. But they there's always one. You can just always say the gay guy on these shows, but they're driving together and he's so,

like Steven is obviously like so excited to be in the car with Kyle or Carl, because you never see Steven smile. Like it's very rare that Steven smiles and he's like, ha, like he has a shitty thing in the whole time and he's so excited to have a secret with Carl. And he's like, he's my favorite on the show, by the way.

He's hilarious on the show. Yeah, he's really funny. Well, look, okay, there's a search. And look, bro, look, bro, there's a search. Basically, one of your bitches is like, oh my god, I thought I was getting a dick-packed bro, but it was like your wedding picture. And she saw it. No, no, no. So he's, he's already warned Carl about all this stuff. And Carl's just like, well, fuck it. I'll just, you know, his attitude, like the

fuck he cares about anybody's feelings, you know, but the gay won't let it go because he's so excited to have a secret. And he goes, okay, now here's our lie. I told them I couldn't drive with them because I was getting your ride here's our lie. I told them I couldn't drive with them because I was getting your ride here from a friend. But then you're gonna have to say that you picked me up an East Hampton. So remember that story, and Carl's like, what was it?

He's not remembering it all. And the gay guy goes, okay, like, I'm gonna go lie now to the twins. So he goes upstairs, and he's like, he's like, hey girl, I'm just like, oh my god, Carl, I'm telling you right now, I'm not going to put up with this shit, Carl, or Steven. I'm not going to put up with this shit from Carl, Steven. Okay, Carl, Steven, Steven, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl. And he's lying for no reason.

Like he's lying for no reason. And then he goes, he's lying because he wants there needs to be some sort of drama element and the easiest way to create a problem is just to make something up. Yeah, I guess basically. But it was funny because it just won nothing things that Carl he goes, okay, now I've talked to the twin and look, I'm ready. He's ready. I'm basically Jason born right now in this situation. It's like, oh my God. Oh, that was amazing. Oh, like, look, I mean, I lied to her.

You lied to her. Like, we're both cheating, bro. It's sort of dangerous. Aren't you sort of like sexually excited right now? Loads do not make you gay. Just saying. Having it out there, bro. And by the way, Steven, Steven, no one even cared about Steven's lie. He was obviously lying and no one cared and he didn't get called on it. Nothing happened. I know nothing happened to him. It's maybe because of the twins. They're like, oh, here's it. Here's like present. Like I'm surprised they didn't get a present. Who did he say he would rather

get a blow job from them? So he said, okay, so what? Yeah, he said, because at the same parts party, Kyle was drunk and making fool of himself and Stephen goes, I would rather get a blow job from Christina than hang out with Kyle ever. I was like, oh, isn't that like if someone ever a gay, one of my gay friends, I've ever said I was like, oh. Isn't that like if someone ever I gave one of my gay friends I ever said that about me. I would throw myself off the top of the W. I'm a tell. Like that is not a compliment.

Like that's basically saying I'd rather get the shittiest blowjob on earth. Well, Kyle was just drunk Kyle being ridiculous. He's like, yeah, look at these little, little shorts with glitter on him, can tram on him. Jimmy and massage, massage lady. Like he was wasted. And then on the opposite end of the spectrum,

yet Karl Karl, who wasn't drinking because he was taking antibiotics. Like who cares? For a life, just anybody stopped drinking really when they're taking an antibiotic. And try to biotech it. No, unless it's a less it's one of those like crazy ones that you need for like Climidia or you have a serious Infection which you probably got from wedding bitch. I'm telling you right now. That is so shady because he seemed fine

And he was like, oh, I got to take my vitamin. I mean my Whatever his antibiotic which come on. Well, I actually really enjoyed watching Carl be grouchy and sober at this party because he was, his face turned red, he was overheated, he was sweating and he was just, everyone was like, gosh, Carl's so boring and they just got to Carl being like, should I talk my shirt in?

Should I talk my shirt in? Should I talk my shirt in? I know, I was like sno I'm so boring and they just like got to Carl being like, should I talk my shirt in? Should I talk my shirt in? Should I talk my shirt in? I know, I was like snooze, not. He basically turns into a workers. Yeah, well the workers twins came over to him and they're like, oh my god, that Carl's not drinking. Hey Carl, I'm not drinking still. Oh Carl, look at Carl, just sitting there.

Ha ha, that's so cute Carl. Hey Carl, look how cute, hey you're just sitting there. Like wondering about if you should, I'm tuck your shirt because you're like, have a crush on a girl and he goes, Carl, are you hot? Are you hot, Carl? Are you hot, Carl?

Are you hot, you're sweating, Carl? Carl, I wouldn't let out the sun, Carl. Oh, I got a hot Carl. That's like the worst thing that you can say. Are you hot, Carl? A hot Carl is basically when you take a dump on someone's chest. That's what that's called.

So like, maybe they should be like, oh, are you overheated, Carl? Like, they should know better than just there you hot, Carl. Oh, no, this is the show that's like Bragg's about drinking BBC's. Yeah. Oh my God. And by the way, seriously, I think Kyle and Lindsey

need to go to rehab. They don't know how to just have one or two cocktails. They really don't. Yeah. I feel like Lindsay either is drunk all the time, even in her interviews, because when she talks, she has that like, just forever slur,

which is like, she doesn't even care about me. That's not it. I'm like, she loves living. And it's like because you're slurring and talking in your hammered. Yeah, it's always put together. Yeah. She's literally drunk in every episode, Corinne Kyle. Exactly. And sure enough, later on at this party, when things are winding down,

Christina and Ashley, I think, walk up to Lindsay and Everett who were both wasted. And Christina's like, so I was kind of hungry. I was thinking, you want to get food out or she eats something at the house, whatever. And Everett turns to her and Everett who were both wasted and Christine's like, so I was kind of hungry I was thinking do you want to get food out or would she eat something at the house, whatever and Everett turns to her and goes, I don't give a shit. I was like, that was amazing. I was like, I'm going to use that phrase at least three times. I'll give a shit. Well, the twins came up to boring Carl and they're like hey Carl Carl Carl Carl Carl and she goes well isn't this cute you're worrying about your shirt being on

Tech because you have a crush on a girl and he goes a crush what are we in the fourth grade and then the girls look all offended and he's like Yeah, look I just like talking to people. Hey, how you doing and it's like some woman photographer behind them What an asshole and then he did it's like tongue thing it's like some woman photographer behind them. What an asshole. And then he did it like tongue thing where it's like, and you know, earlier in the episode two, we should mention when he was in the car with Steven and Steven was telling him everything. Car was like, oh, he's like, oh, now the conversation is like,

this is really making me want to like just not hook up with anyone in the house. Like this is just like, it's like, oh, I'm like, oh, wow, like what a punishment for the world that you won't be hooking up with anyone in the house you know as I hate that like that sense of entitlements and privilege of you know now that you know he's been shady to Lauren and she's gonna call him on it and now he's gonna like withhold himself from her like oh god god forbid and now yeah now it's her fault I thought she handled it very well she was like dude I don't care if you had a date but why you got a lie just tell me the truth what the fuck do I care, now it's her fault. I thought she handled it very well. She was like, dude I don't care if you had a date, but why you got a lie? Just tell me the truth what the fuck do I care?

Of course it took her 20 minutes to say it, you know very rapidly, but She handled that well. So basically the end fight of this show was Lindsay and Christina at this party and Christina's trying to be nice, of course again. She's like, hey, how's it going? She's like, oh, it'd be better if you were more of a supportive friend being as like that. But it's not nice. I mean, it's like, you know, I'm your biggest fan, you know, sort of like the way, you know, you like to watch something like Evil Dad, you sort of hate watch it, you know, and I'm

like such a big fan of Evil Dad. That's how I'm a fan of you. I'm like, no, I don't feel like it. I'm going such a big fan of Evil Dad, that's how I'm a fan of you. Oh, I know, I don't feel like, and you're like me, and I'm out my interns. You were just mean because you got fired in front of me. You're a job. And then that's when Christina's like, Oh, and you know, even through that,

fired, but even. I was not fired. But even before that, Lindsay's like, I had to make my interns work from home two days in a row. It is like, who the fuck cares their interns and I work from home? Who cares? I work from home sometimes too. And let me tell you something.

It's what's the fucking difference. She doesn't have, I mean, look, what is the difference? Honestly, I thought that that was such a lame beyond storyline that we're like, can they just, I thought they were gonna get like a fist fight. But the worst thing can happen is like, how dare you? How dare you? I have a professional reputation to uphold.

I was not fired. You know what, you know what? You are a liar. Because everyone's so worried about the reputations of entertainment bloggers. That's like, that's a real thing, guys. Like, oh my God, did you hear about that bitch from people who like got too drunk at the cupcake store opening and Barrow saying, never going to work in this town again. Like no one cares about the inner, the reputation. No one cares. No one cares.

I was hanging on every word. I was hanging on every single word. I was like, I mean, I just think like, I think when Lindsay said, what was so shocked and so appalled that her interns had to work from home for two days, I was like, I think I think I, I, I am on team Christina forever now at this point. Yeah. Um, also was I going to say about this. Oh, yeah.

Christina also in this scene said it again. Look, all you had to do was just ask my permission. It's not that big of a deal. Like all you had to do was say, you know, can I have my interns check and check, oh yeah, that's the board isn't you know, you don't got a job, can you got fire? Like, geez, all you have to do is say, would you mind, it would really help me out a lot. She doesn't. And I guess the lack of communication makes this shit

amazing, because I loved it. And then in the cars on the way home, they're separated and ever in Lindsay or shit faced. Yeah. And someone's like, well, I don't think it was malicious. I don't think Christina's being malicious. She goes, I don't eat there. It's just to dumb to be malicious.

And ever it's like, oh, yeah, yeah. It's just carried by that Danny children to cross the river quibbitch. You two are ridiculous. Yeah. Did you think, why would he, and here's another thing, why are they always talking about her? Like he keeps saying, oh, what are we in fourth grade? Well, you act like you are. So yeah.

Yeah, I'm not sure, but it was a very satisfying episode from law. Yeah. Plus, also we got to see Everdancing, which was horrifying. Oh my God. My favorite is Steven's comments. Oh my God. My favorite is Steven's comments on that. Everybody said he's like, you know, you know, ever. Yeah, he was like, he was just doing his thing out there, you know, but clear out because he needs lots of room to do his leg kicks. Yeah. It was like some strange like Russian like leg dance thing meets burning man. I don't know. It made me wonder like what kind of music were they playing at the party?

There's a lot of. A lot of. Yeah. Well, there's a lot of talk in this day and age about a fair representation of minorities and you know, really getting cast more balanced and networks being more balanced. And I think that this

show is a really good antidote to that because it shows you how there really aren't that many white people on TV. I mean at least not this white. I mean this is the widest group of damn people I have ever ever seen on a TV show. That white. That white. White. White. White. It's almost like they're their own separate minority like I watch a show and I'm like people are that white blazing blazing rightness yeah I just will when I know what music you was dancing to that's all I want to know it was like Amy Grant you know like I was gonna say it's probably flow right now. Oh my God, totally. Like they think that it's like Will Smith. Oh.

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Yeah. And I'm going to come get my, get my toenails fixed. Oh, yeah, I can't show people my nails. Well, good talking to you girl. We love you. Thank you for coming on, Tee. Oh my God. Thanks. Bye, y'all. Bye. So let's move on to a little crap and smell bag. Shall we? I love it. Ding dong ding dong ding God those goats are good, you know, those goats are just so consistent Technically, it's a sheep, but you know, well, I'm no farmer, okay? But you know, they're consistent every time I hear them, I'm like, God damn, they're on

again, they're on again, They're on again. On pitch. Perfect rhythm. They are some of the best Ovine singers that are out there. Ag read. Ag read. So, crapens mailbag, it's our fun thing that we do where you can basically, like, I got a text, sorry, everyone. I got a text. I mean, you're real mailbag. You're a real mailbag. You're a like comic mailbag. Yeah.

So basically, this is a segment where people write in questions and we read them on the air. So we just opened up a brand new mailbag, but someone slipped in a question in the last one, which we will get to. So remind me to get to that one. But first before we get to that, let's talk to Benjamin Cohen. He says, it's time for what does it sound like? Juliet's voice. I hope you guys can work the bit. To me, Juliet sounds like a brat taking

a squatting shit in a prairie dress with a cold. This is Juliet of ladies fun. Juliet. I have a little bit of a duck quack at the end of the end of a Julie Adam impersonation because she always has that nervous laugh almost like Beavis and Butthead you know how Beavis and Butthead are like yeah that girl's a bitch like they have that so I give I give her a beevus and butt head laugh because that's what she reminds me of. Like, you could show her anything. And much like us, she would find some way

to make a shitty comment about it and nervously laugh to see if anybody's listening. I feel like her voice sounds like a very small power drill going through Swiss cheese. Kind of like squishy and wrong and nasally and It's surprisingly loud, but not that powerful. Like it's not it's it's like a battery operated drill and the battery hasn't been Recharged in a few months. So it's like, I think she sounds like I think she sounds like when homeless people have tin cans that you drop money and they shake it so it makes that noise like that. No, maybe like played backwards, so there's a little bit of like.

I feel like she sounds like if a cartoon ladybug and a cartoon grasshopper decided to make a little plane and they flew their plane and their plane was going down in flames, that's what her voice would sound like. I think because yesterday on the top chef recap, we were talking about the lady and those commercials who has a hole in her throat that she speaks through and that she commercials who has a hole in her throat that she speaks through and that she still smokes through the hole in her throat. I think she sounds like that lady if she got surgery to close up the hole in her throat

so she didn't sound like so dead. But where she's like talking now but she doesn't have a voice anymore because she you know she had a hole in her throat for that whole time. Okay, well, I don't think we can top these. This is so why don't we move on to Alejandro M who says, can Andy Cohen truly elevate his material if the only purpose of the show is the highlight Bravo shows? Are we assuming that people watch the show because of Andy or because of the material?

I would think anyone could do what happens. It doesn't have to be Andy discussed, and then in front sees, I don't see it getting recognition. It's basically a cable access show with a slightly bigger budget, smart studio. And by the way, Benjamin Cohen, who just asked the question, he chimed in already. And he says, I used to only watch the first 10 minutes of the shows, only when he had a housewife as a guest. Now it's just easier to

read a recap. If someone dishes, I'll know about it in the morning. What do you think? I personally think that people love Andy Cohen. We give Andy Cohen a lot of shit on this show and I think it's justified because you know we make fun of everybody but I feel like when we make fun of Andy Cohen it's not fun it's not like oh yeah we're just enjoying making fun of his character like we're just we just don't like him so it's a bone's back yeah and yet I and yet I do like him it's weird I have very conflicting feelings. Well I think we've both said, we would like him as far as like,

he seems like a fun person. He seems like he would be super fun to hang out with. And we would probably laugh our asses off together. But there's something about the show that just pisses me off. And I think it's because he's so, I feel like he's like really mean to his, his guess, which we are too, but we're not mean to our guests. I think there's a veneer of ickyness. I think there is a veneer of superficial bullshit, you know, that is, that is in the mix.

I think he has a tendency to sometimes get sanctimonious and be an in hill just, you know, get on his high horse and, and, and I think to myself, you know, get on his high horse and I think to myself, you know, you're the one who caused all this craziness, you know, you're the one who caused these people fighting when James and Lala were on and they were drunk and making a mess and he's like, guys, it's like Andy, you created this circus. And that's not only did you hire them, you literally got them drunk right now and probably passed them like really expensive weed Which these poor ass waiters aren't used to you know, they're not even waiters. Those are like poor ass

Just real poor people, you know, that's like a hostess in a DJ, you know, so yeah, he causes it But I think that people watch it Because they like the shows obviously, but I think they do like Andy. I mean people love Andy They they really do. I think he do like Andy. I mean, people love Andy. They really do. I think he's got a legit fan base out there. There are actually a lot of, especially, I feel like a lot of Jewish women, a lot of Yentos out there that are like, oh my God, I love that Andy Cohen. He is so wonderful. And they'll say things like, Ben, you have to meet Andy Cohen. When are you going to

be on that show? When are you going to meet Andy Cohen? You two would be so cute together. I mean, they don't really say it anymore because I've been in a relationship, but they used to say it a lot. And I think that like it gets special out of Jewish women. It gets their lines going like the idea of matchmaking Andy Cohen with another gay Jewish man. Well, that's like a very straight lady thing. They're like, I know a gay person.

It's like a Jill Zaren thing. Yeah, I'm a connector. I'm a connector. I'm going to get you a gay. Okay, I'll get me connect you to. But it's only based on gayness. It's like, I know a gay person. It's never been a proper introduction. It's always like, well, you're both gay. Have fun. And we're like, Oh, I hate you. I hate you too. Because we're gay. Like, that's how gay people are with, you know, that's our first instinct because we

have those like bitchy personalities on not that we're all stereotypes but we do definitely have in a bar where it's like you you bitch fuck you for spilling a drink on me oh fuck off fatty oh so what's your hobby you know it's almost like dogs that have to bite each other first yeah and then their best friends yeah although in the case with Andy Cohen I I mean, he is like a very attractive man who's massively successful and famous. So I'm sure I'm sure if I had been set up with him, I probably would have gone out of the date. But I'm the kind of guy.

No, no, he liked some extremely young, extremely young and extremely worked out, girl. What? I mean, who does God bless? Okay. So last question comes from Joanna Plaza. Ooh, I love that name, Joanna Plaza. She says, I slightly loathe Kyle Richards and how she seems to come out every season relatively clean.

Do you think that Kyle will ever be in the hot seat? I'll have Vanderpump style where the entire cast turns on her. This is my secret wish. That's actually a really good point. She really hasn't been in the hot seat and a lot of other women have been. I think maybe because Vanderpump is always a bigger target. Maybe it's a classic survivor move where you keep the bigger target in. Maybe that's why she's such good friends with Lisa because you know that once Lisa's gone Kyle is next on the chopping block.

I have major loathing for Kyle, I always have, and actually not always, because season one I just loved her, she was my favorite besides Vanderpump. I really loved her. My issue with her came with all the addiction stuff I felt like she used Kim in a really gross way that I didn't like on TV. And so I don't like her from that, but I will say that past couple of seasons, she's really been fine. I mean, she's obnoxious to me as far as you know. Like a skin, another thing. Yes. And another thing I always say is, she, you know, her scenes have to be about one of three things.

Her money, her husband's job, or Kim, like it has to be one of those. And she really does do it. I mean, it's a, it's a formula that you can watch unfold on TV every week. And so for those reasons, she, she annoys me, but I think Kyle is at her best when she's staying out of it and commenting. Like this week, she has a hilarious episode. Really good. Well, I think, I think that Kyle is at her best when she is

Fighting with people. I really do. I actually would love to see Kyle versus all the women And you know what? I bet she would actually take them all down because she is vicious. She is a vicious dog went back into a corner She is like she knows she knows what fights to pick. I mean, she's very, very smart about it. Remember, season one, she was a darling. Everybody loved her. And then season one ended when she went off on Kim and that in that limo. And was like, you're an alcoholic, you're a dirty alcoholic or whatever she say.

Then tides turned a little bit, but people were like, you know what, she is a dirty, like someone needed to say it. And good for you. But then when she went up against, she kind of went up against Vanderpump with Adrian Moulouf. And she, no, Kyle, Kyle has learned. She was, she was on the, she was on the winning side, season one, but she had some stumbling. She went up against Vanderpump the second season. And then really workout. It wasn't a strong going up against, but it wasn't a great one.

That's not her. She also, but she also went up against Brandy that season and then really workout. It wasn't a strong going up against, but it wasn't a great one. That's a funer. She also went up against Brandi that season and people liked Brandi back then. So that was a mistake on her part. Yeah, and then she also made a mistake. She also made a mistake in that she was part of the anti-vandropump movement that Brandi and Yolanda had orchestrated in Puerto Rico with the tabloids,

that Lisa Van der Pum said that Brandi should bring. So, you know, Kyle was part of that, which was a mistake, but, you know, she since has come to realize, wait a second, every time I go up against Lisa Van der Pump, I do worse and worse. I'm going to switch up my game and now she's doing well. So, Kyle can adjust her game She's she's one of the best played housewives like she really knows how to play the game and She does have kind of a cool fun snarky personality Yeah, so when she's not being a total asshole who's obsessed with her money

You know, and then they bring on people like Doreet who just make Kyle look normal. Like they'd be a pile of exactly with that stuff. Exactly. All right. Well, well, that's a great question. And I do look forward to a season where Kyle's in the hot seat. And for now, let's wrap up the crap is mail back. Thanks everyone for submitting. And now on to Mary to medicine. Let's check in with a little Mary to May ban. I had a dream about marriage medicine last night.

You did? It's weird. I had a dream about going to the painted nail and I had a dream about marriage medicine. It was very, very on brandbrand for this today's episode. Maybe you've got to start going out after work. I know. I had a dream that I went to Mariah's childhood home, and I was there with Mariah and Heavenly. Her home was very modest. It was really small.

I was like, wow, this is a small home. The stuff that you guys put in here, it feels big because it's full of so much horror. And she's like, that's what I'm saying. And then like afterwards, she didn't have any start to get into a fight. And I was like, because she said to heavenly, you're condescending to me. And then having like, I'm not condescending. And then I was like, no, no, she's not saying that you are an elite condescending to me and then heaven's like I'm not condescending and then I was like no no she's not saying that you are an A leak condescending it's that right now what you're saying you are condescending

Down to her and he was like oh and then raya started to cry it was the weirdest dream Well, I was like a creator. I was like Simone basically Mariah is acting like such a victim that I can see how that would infect your psyche because it doesn't really make any sense Like no one is really victimizing Mariah But she's acting like they're all just beating her up every time she goes out and it's hilarious to me I'm like you are such the bully that gets punched and immediately start sobbing that is so Mariah Yeah this this week's episode was really, I think, a large part of it pertains to Heavenly and Lisa Nicole,

who apparently we called Lisa Marie a lot last week. They're stupid ass event, continues to splinter and fall apart because it's basically, there was a contract issue. And Lisa and Nicole went ahead and did a trademark on the name of the conference because her thing is, Lisa and Nicole wants to call it, teach me how to, what was it like, teach me how to love or teach me how to be a relationship? I have to say, as a Dutch mental person who likes to choose sides. You're both wrong I mean the names were both just fucking stupid. Yeah, what was it?

Haven't helped me. Yeah, I haven't helped me. Yeah And then yeah hers was like teach me to teach me to To live what was it like? Like Teach me how to doggie It was what was it like late enough to teach me how to doggie it was it was both were seated but lease nickel when trademarked it which meant that then heavenly was sealed out

oh man and heavenly was so right to sleep his to which i don't blame her but when she pointed out well least maro insistent that we call it, you know, we call it, teach me love, look at Charlie, how the rides do it. Like, Heavenly was screaming mad this episode,

and it was hilarious. And I just want to interrupt to say that, I think the proof is in the pudding on which title of the two is better. Either Heaven helped me or the one that we cannot remember for the life of us. Teach me. Yes. Teach me to believe my husband's arm story. I had this episode. I accidentally turned on the last week's episode first and I didn't realize it was the wrong episode for probably

five minutes, which is really sad. But that one opened with Darren walking into the kitchen going, oh yeah, my arm. Oh, that arm still hurts. I was like, God, this guy's a pig. And then in this episode, he walks in with his sunglasses on while Lisa Nicole is, I do want to call her. You're right. That is natural for me to call her Lisa Marie, but she's sitting there and she's like, well, hi You won't believe my day, which is you know no wonder that man. I mean, I'm sorry But yeah, so he walks in with his sunglasses. Why won't you take your sunglasses off? Well, I just I Whoa, well Take him off. Well, oh

Yep, where have you been? Oh, well, I was, I don't know. I don't know where I was. I was like, seriously? He literally was like, I don't know. I don't know where I was. I just was somewhere. I don't know. The week after he accidentally had to spend a free night in LA.

Really, Lisa Nicole? Really. But she doesn't care because she's all mad because she and Heavenly are in a fight because essentially Heavenly sent her people to go do a walkthrough of the event space and Lisa Nicole hadn't even rented it yet. There was no event space and Heavenly has already hired several things, several vendors, but there's no space. But then Lisa Nicole's side of of it was I forget what her silence is like I made a believe you my lost that napkin. Yeah She basically said that she made a contract and sent it to heaven leaves people and I'm like well the poor lady at the dental shot

Probably didn't know what the fuck it was You know she's a contractor the Mary out ballroom. What the hell do I care? But yeah, Lisa Marie is also lying with some she Nicole Lisa Nicole because they were supposed to go on the radio So heavenly calling you from this radio station and she's like, where the hell is this woman? Where the hell is this woman? Daddy I'm waiting outside the offices of W.D.A.D.D.Y. daddy and San Francisco I don't know.

Damn, you know I'm being mean to least in the call for no reason, Danny. He's like, I agree, Danny. He's like one of the parents from Charlie Brown who never says anything. So he just makes it all up in her head. Yeah. So she's in front of the radio station. Yeah, she's calling Lisa Nicole and she's like you're supposed to be here for the same with them I was supposed to do Lisa Nicole

Yes, and Lisa Nicole's like well, I'm I'm stuck in the airport in in St. Louis and I told you you know I said it comes to Lisa in the diary room and she says, I have a family member who works for an airline. So I fly when I can and the flight was negative. It was negative, but which means I had to wait. I'm like, you are about as shady as Darren. I can see why you're here too. That is the biggest bullshit of all time that she so I mean

I get it she flies to and I get that's what you know if you got a relative you do that but if you have an obligation especially if you're acting like an entrepreneur a fashion maven your store owner you you have a you have a Mac mansion spend the 250 or $300 to fly from St. Louis to Atlanta okay okay? To get to your obligation. And it's like, that was one of the worst excuses of all. It was. It was. And you can sense it as if like, you know,

well, obviously, I mean, anyone who has an NBA would know that this is what happens when you book travel, you have to fly standby. Yeah. And Heavenly was like, girl, you flat-butted pass. You tellin' me you got all this money. You flat-butted, bro! Oh, I was actually really mad.

I was dying laughing at Heavenly. And Heavenly's also just terrified because she has to go do this radio show. And she doesn't know what the hell she's gonna talk about on there. She didn't even know the title of the event yet, you know? So she's very exactly. And she's like, what the hell? She didn't even know the title of the event yet, you know. So she's very exactly. And she's like,

Well, the beer, I'm about one. And I'm just gonna, I'm gonna play by you. I'm gonna kill it. And I wish they showed that radio show, because you know what's hilarious. I shot, I could just imagine she shows up there, she's like, all right, heavenly, you can do this. And like, welcome, heavenly, welcome to the mommy show.

Oh, I'm on the daddy show. Daddy. So after this phone fight, Lisa Nicole just hangs up on her. So after this phone fight, heavenly goes, I guess to check her email and messages, which she never checks, which is really weird to because Lisa Nicole said she sent an email and a text. So I'm not a lot of this was weird. No, no, I think that's I understand this because heavily is like I work I'm a dentist I was working all day and I only got your emails and text like right right now basically I was leaving to do this thing. Okay, so she's she basically finds out after and I don't know how but she finds out after that this event has been copyrighted or whatever and she decides that she's gonna retaliate by having her

own event so yeah she's gonna have it on the same day so she's already booked the vendors well she's booked the vendors and she didn't know about the space yet and Lisa Nicole hung up on her so I guess she went and got a hotel down the street and decided that she'll just do her as a same day And also she was mad because Lisa Nicole told her it was gonna be seven grand budget And she was thinking it was gonna be that for both of them But it was like seven grand each and heavenly was like oh hell no, I'm not paying for that. I never agreed to that which Who knows yeah, well, I have a little bit like it's like a sticker shop

No, and heavily was like no, it's it's a reasonable price like I'm not saying it's unreasonable But it's you know, you can't like pull fast ones on me like that. That's shady. Yeah, so she was like fuck that I'm just getting my own venue so then she makes all the ladies promise her So now I'm not patrimon Sister, I've been there for you. And you need to be there for me. And you can't leave until it's over. So decide. So she makes them all decide who's gonna go to her event

and who's gonna go to Lisa Nicole's. It's so awkward and beautiful. Like the whole thing is just beautiful. And you know, some people are like, well, I committed whatever and some you know, some people are like, well, I committed whatever, and some are going to, some commit to Lisa, some commit to heavenly, some are staying out of it. It's going to be a big disaster next week, that's for sure. Well, so fun. The only person really, I think, that committed to, to at least in a call,

is Mariah. I think everybody else was like, and what about Simone? Did's Simone? Oh, Simone's head out of it, actually, I think. No, Simone chose Heavenly. She was like, Heavenly, you have been there through my struggles and my walks. You know, someone was still Hawaii preacher. And so she decided to stay with Heavenly. And then Dr. Jackie, Dr. Jackie said, Well, Heavenly has been very supportive of my ventures

unlike some people. And then it cuts to Lisa Nicole, not taking off her top for the breast cancer thing. Yeah, I mean, and also, these women have been to Lisa Nicole events. They know that she's a Charlotteson. Okay, her events are total, total bullshit. So they know what it's about.

And Heavenly, I mean I mean even though Heavenly had that ridiculous relationship expert thing I think it was last season you know Heavenly's a dentist and she's hard worker I think they I think at the end of the day even though Heavenly's super shady I think they actually respect her more and even though they don't all agree with the way that she goes about interacting in her marriage like daddy and my husband is my king. He's my balls. They don't let necessarily like that, but at least it's a real marriage. I mean at this point at least in a cool I don't even know who the fuck she thinks she's kidding because obviously she's not believing it

She cannot be that stupid to have to do with this and we know you're all fucking out of work. Can she? Yes, I She we know you're not fucking out for work. Can she? Yes. That's I can. I just ever say I can't be something. I'm a feeling I can't be stupid. I have a feeling that one day she's going to be a seasonal to you down the road. She's going to be one of those housewives. She's like, I knew there were problems, but I wanted to make up work. The best I knew how.

And try and victimize yourself over the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. So then let's see. Yeah, no one wants to hear a marital advice from that bitch with her husband with a, you know, semi-broken arm that he doesn't remember getting and won't take off his sunglasses inside

and doesn't remember where he's coming from. Like, huh? Yeah. No. Then, so Toya and Uji didn't really do much except move from. Like, huh? Yeah. No. So, Toya and Uji didn't really do much except move out of there, out at the Quorum Quote Museum and move into the new house.

So that was exciting. Toya is very proud of herself for moving to an only $8,000 a month house. Yeah, down from $11,000. And the backyard is bigger than a city park. It's humongous. And she's like, you see, I learned that my kids old lady love my. You're living in a mansion. What are you talking about,

Toria? What I should have did was move into a bigger house. They had a bigger rent. And then what we say is we're going to deduct the previous rent from the bigger rent. And that way we can do a brick and mortar business of no matter these somewhere else for all gene and the ambulances. Like what, Toya? I know, I clear it with the drug because that's all I know, that's okay. I have came here many times this idea. Toya, you've not been getting any sense. I have the top my children. What are the most important things in life? Sidewalks.

Fucking toy. So the other big news of this show, well, we got to see Miss Lucy. Oh, yeah, Mariah's mother, Miss Lucy, who we love and who's been out of out of out of commission for a while, because she had a stroke. And Lucy comes in in a great new wig. I mean, I love that Miss Lucy. She can have a stroke and she'll be a get bit to the wig store. Motherfucker. Before I take you down. Yeah. Now she's got a cane, which makes her even better. Yes. And we're like, what? You're cane. Yes, bitch mom. Yes, bitch mom. So she's Lucy's asking you about Hawaii. she's like, how are you on there?

I had a good time. If I was in highway, I'd be free. We're bathing suit. Let wind blow through my hair. Did you guys, but who are you? And why are you not on this show every episode? Love her. Yeah.

But the main event on the show is that Aquado is having a birthday party and it's gonna be Brazilian Samba themed. Kind of bow, honey. Which by the way was a perfect excuse for Quad to say more nonsense and if you don't mind, I'd like to play some of it right now. Please. I have covered everything from a root attitude. I have to go over everything. Which is you rooting to the tutor. Uh, she, she's having this friend at one of her friends houses, who I hope becomes a housewife because she looks like she could be a crazy evil white bitch, which they need on the show.

They always need that on this show. Yeah. Her name is Emily and I was like for a moment I thought she may have been a holdover from the new Atlanta but I double checked and I don't think she was. Well she hugged Quad like, who's that pretty lady on the picture? And I was like, oh my god, you need to be on this show. So Quad is having it at her house and she put in her driveway. There's humongous like billboard of Quad

like she's opening at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas. You know, like a huge address. And I think 50,000 sponsors. Buck and cheap as Quad paid to go to her birthday party. You got a lot of Quad. Very star Jonesy. Yes, very much. So basically, it's this big carnival thing. Everybody comes in and huge, huge head dresses and stuff

like that. Toys and like little hot pants and a bikini top. I think Janice, Janice needs to get a special mention here because she had the most insane wig head dress thing of all time. It was like three feet high, five feet high with these giant peacock feathers spring out. I mean, I don't know how she didn't knock into everyone, but I loved it. It was so good. Intorragus. Who told you this? This was the cover to a bearer cup party? Let's say that's kind of all. And then she gave Simone some some shade because Simone Simone was making her own outfit at home. It was like poster board with feathers glued onto the back. Yeah, little feathers.

Yeah, it was cute. So she made fun of her and then so Simone to get her back was like, fun of her and then says Simone to get her back was like, now, Toya, I am so happy that you found a relationship where your man thinks your fat stomach is cute. The rest of us don't. Like this, Simone will still with it out. So basically this party, she confronts Curtis a little bit. Curtis is really losing more and more points by the week. Yeah. He is, he's got to get it together. Okay, Curtis, you need to. Yeah. He's grumpy. Yeah. He's grumpy and awful and blames Jackie and he's, it's just not cute. And Jackie made a good point. And she's like, he didn't want to come

to Hawaii. So we wouldn't have to fight in public. What is this? What is this? Exactly. Kind of the worst now. Although Simone made a good point earlier in the episode where Jackie told Simone that she had proposed this idea that she and Curtis go, like they make dates on the calendar, or they put down their stuff on a joint calendar that they can see what they're doing, et cetera. And because that way they'll somehow, they can have, they'll be more aware of each other's time.

And Jackie said that Curtis didn't like it. And Simone was like, yeah, the problem is not that, is that you want to put your calendars in sync instead of clearing up your calendar, which I was like, she said it much better than I did, but I was like, good. She said he wanted you to clear the calendar, not sync it, but that's a master. I'm bastard. But at the same time, why would you want to clear your calendar to hang out with Curtis? I mean, there is something to be said about being somebody that people want to be around. I mean, he just seems awful.

If he's like this on camera, imagine what he's like at home, you know? Gross. Probably just wants to sit and watch college basketball all day. Yeah. So the rest of this was basically quiet having her birthday. She comes in and does this crazy dance. And she's like, now I know that people will think this was a choreographer,

but no, no she goes, I know to the naked eye it feels like, wow, did she get a choreographer? I'm gonna see what's like hitting. I was like, I guess my eyes aren't that naked then. I was like, my eyes my eyes aren't that naked then. Like my eyes have a sweater on. So I'm like, I did not think that looked professionally correct, right?

It just looked like you were just twerking. Yeah. So that was basically the rest of it, quad dancing and, you know, being crazy for her birthday. And then heavenly, of course, not being pressure, but giving pressure to everybody to be at her thing. And when she told Janice, I like when Janice got all like lawyerly, Janice has this look on her face.

She's always so worried and serious. It's hilarious. See, it's like how she pays attention. She's like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But heavenly is like, nah, you know I'm underdog. With this convention thing and I'll need to know that you're gonna be my friend and come support me. And Janice is like, now, I told everybody that I was gonna be fair and I was going to extend the arm of real estate law into this event and make sure that everyone understood the fairness of the closing.

And I have decided I will appear at your event. I'm like, well, thanks for the monologue, please. I know. For today, I, sorry, I just finally remembered the name of that oven. Quads, they bought me this cake on it. One of her sponsors. I was like, what? I was like, is this with Quatt, it would make sense for her to

announce that anytime in a library? Like, yeah, do you have bump on the van? Is they bought me this cake on it? What? She's trying to get top wall photo. Platinum. She's got to get all of her sponsors in there just to get their money. She's like, pop rocks!

This is what I would say. Paparac Papalaconi! Tags by Canterbury! Calico Cornas! Oh, good. What a fun show. Alright, so that brings us to the end of our lovely Friday. We'd like to thank Mary de Medicine for being so amazingly hilarious and Katie Kuzorla for joining us for Summer House.

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