Watch What Crappens - #393 RHOA & Married2Med: Dipping In The Lady Pond

Episode Date: February 17, 2017

The glamping trip of RHOA continues with an epic episode that starts with a campfire and ends with a flame out as the women hash everything out -- all in the name of sisterhood. Lesbian rumors come to the surface and then some, and ultimately, everyone asks the most pressing question of all: "Who said that????" Listen to Ben and Ronnie break it all down, and then after Real Housewives of Atlanta, it's time for the Married to Medicine season finale. Is this the end for Lisa Nicole? Also: Crappens Mailbag. 00:00:00 - Intro / RHOA 00:54:27 - Crappens Mailbag 01:04:33 - Married to Medicine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Krapins! A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mantelker from BesideBlog.com and the Banger Blender. Joining me as usual is the wonderful, shady, lovable, Ronnie Caram from trashdogtv.com and the Rose Prick's Bachelor podcast and even more importantly, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills audiobooks. What's up, Randall? Hello Banger Moons! Hello, hello, hello, hello, happy Thursday. Happy Thursday. We're almost there. We're almost to cock to allow a dummy. Oh, darling, hello, happy Thursday. Happy Thursday. We're almost there. We're almost

to come to allow. Oh, don't we made it over the hump at the very least. We made it over the hump. Have you seen that Humpty commercial where Humpty is going to see them in the hospital? Because they're all dancing to the Humpty song. I have and I don't like it. I just, it really disturbs me. It's a disturbing ad. I really don't even have commentary on it. Just have you seen it. And this would disturb you because it's disturbing to me. Because it's because he falls off and then he cracks.

And so with Yoke is coming out. And so that's kind of they make the Yoke look kind of gross. And then it's weird because it starts off as a as an old you think you're an olden times. And then it turns out that there's a satire because there's news cameras there. And then he's in his house. I don't even know what the commercials for, but he's in his, he's in, like, all patched up and watching it on TV.

And he's like too realistic looking. It's like creepy. Yeah. It's like a guy's face just really blown up. That's weird. What you just hospitals all dancing to do in the Humpty Hump, like do they not have Spotify on this hospital? Like, were they getting their music from in this hospital? That's what they're

all dancing to. What do you just like more? The Humpty Dumpty commercial or the Verizon guy defecting to Sprint? Verizon. Like that's a pure. It's the one actually one of our listeners, but there's another side to the story and they posted this article with a Verizon guy and I read it. No, there's not. There's no other side. They were like, he was in a hard contract at Verizon. They didn't rehire him.

So he went somewhere else. I mean, you know, that's not like a different version of the story. So we thought happened and it sucks. Okay. Yeah. Verizon guy? Yeah, Verizon guy. You have Verizon guy. We believed in you. We were all rooting for you. And this is how you treat us.

Like going to sprint. You took the blessings of the universe and shit all over them. Okay. So there, that's what I think of you, Verizon guy. I cannot hear you now. I cannot hear you now. Yeah, I can listen to you, but I will not hear you.

That is so married to medicine. That is so married to medicine. Well, that's funny because we're talking about Atlanta today and marriage medicine. Atlanta was back after its little cerebral hiatus and marriage medicine was wrapping up its season. Where would you like to start, Ronnie? I would love to start with the real housewives of Atlanta. What a show. What a show. Such a funny

episode. So good. Such a good episode. And the rumor this week is that both Meanie and Kim are going to be back for season 10. Wow. Well, because Kim Zolseyac will be appearing later this season when she shows up at Shatto Sheree housewarming and she gets into a fight with Kenya. Because you know how Kenya is. She's like, oh, a new bitch. I'm going to go start a fight with her in public. Yep. You know, that's exactly what happens. Can you just walks up and starts shading her like your husband got fired and my mom. So good and Kim's like, you can't get pregnant, you can't get a husband honey. Yes, but is there anyone more fun to start a fight with than Kim Zolciak?

I mean, really? Kim Zolciak doesn't let go. I don't know why anybody would go up against Kim Zolciak. I mean, she's, she's scarier than Neenie because Neenie just starts babbling nonsense, you know, when Neenie gets really flustered, she's just like, I'm sorry, I have something in mind. She literally says, I have something in my throat. Yeah, that's what Neenie does.

And you're like, oh my god, she's coughing. This is so uncomfortable. I mean, another season of Neenie coughing, I'm all right, guys. But Neenie gets flustered and she's just like, well, you are a really honey by honey by what? What? What? What? What? By like she just starts viewing nonsense. And Sonya will take you down to your baseboards. Okay, bitch.

So you best back off Sonia. You mean Kenya. Did I say Sonia? You know why? I said our Instagram is up. And it's the picture you just posted of so are you posted this week of Sonya with her remote control in T.R. I'm just staring.

I like the idea of Sonya showing up in Atlanta to take down Kim Zolciak. Except she would take it. It would be like one of those weird Sonya takedowns where she was like, what am I? Chop liver? Ooh. What was that thing what am I, chop liver? Ooh. What was that thing that she said about Bethany? She was like, oh, what am I, soft boiled? Yeah, what am I, soft boiled? In the stairwell.

Sonya's breakdown in the stairwell of a catering place. So it's funny to think of Kim Zoolsiak coming back on the show because I feel like Real House of Atlanta has kind of changed a lot since she's been on it just tonally. I don't even know how, but just to think about her being on it, sort of forgot that there was a time that she was on because I don't know, the the show is it's so dominated with the Porsche Kenya, Fadre. It just has a different vibe. It's hard to imagine Kim Zolciak mixing up with these women.

The funny thing is that Kim Zolciak was on when Fadre was on for several seasons. It feels more like Fadre's show now and then it did when Kim was on. Oh, yeah, but Kim has a way. She'll be she'll be just fine. Oh, she'll be. Yeah, it's so fit and just fine on this show. Um, but I am liking the current cast. I hope that'll change up too much because they've come a long way to just make it about Neenie and Kim again. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. But I'm will tell. So last week, the ladies started their camping journey, their sisterhood journey, healing and cleansing. We're lamping.

LOL, lamping. And I didn't notice on the bus, but Marlo, they were talking, Siree was talking about something. I don't even know the context of this, but I just wrote to him, Marlo says, by who specifically?

Michael, fucking Mar specifically? Marla. Marla. I'm Marla. You know, she is very hesitant to get involved in this clamping situation because they, when they arrive, they have to all get together and they have to match up. They have to get into rooms together because there's not enough rooms for everyone. So some of bunk together and Marla's like I have to be alone because I got gas issues I'm like oh now I know why they call it glamping. I got it Fancy it's it's

Bass is campus ass issues ever yeah Yeah, Marla's like I got gas. Ain't nobody wanted share room with me Shereye of course winds up with her because Shereye is like, oh you got gas heating? You got gas heating? You got gas stove? I still can't make a pancake in my house. I don't got gas.

Mala, you got gas? All right, I'm with Mala. Can't make a small on electric, electric range. You got gas? You got gas? Well, to be fair, I mean, it does hurt after a while keeping your balls tucked that far into your ass crap. I mean, that's good for a couple of hours of show, but like a full

vacation, the stitch needs some privacy, okay? Yeah, she's got a bedazzled pepto-pismobottle ready to go. So they are all arriving at this campsite. And I, they're learning about what they are arriving at this place. You got animals? Yeah, they are learning about animals. What kind of animals you got here? You got tears?

Yeah, woof. You got scores? Oh, the lady's like we've got squirrels and deer's and snakes. Snake? You got snakes? I don. Snakes! You got snakes? You got snakes? You got snakes? Snakes are a baseball? We got baseball in the tents.

You got snakes? That's why we didn't go on a plane. I ain't going on a plane with no snakes. Oh god, I just realized it's very traumatized by everything. It's just hilarious. Yeah, I think it's so much shit. There's no way I'm sleeping in the tank. Bears and shit.

Basically, everything Shere said in this episode was pure gold. Meanwhile, you know the bears. You know, the bears are like, what's in the woods? You got real housewives in the woods? Yeah, I'm not going those woods. No, those real housewives there. The bears are like, does a bear sit in the wood. Yep, there's one. It's Marla. The bears are putting their food up in a little sack

and hanging it from the branches. Like, well, we don't want Marla getting into this. I bet you'll try. The Mitchell try and be dazzled this soup can. We found out that trash can. Put it in the net. The bears are all like reviewing what they should do in case they encounter a real house. I've now remember you encounter

a real house. We should all huddle together and make a lot of noise. That way they'll think we're bigger than we actually are. All right. Roger that. So they're putting big bunch of boards around the trash. The bears are just terrified in the woods. So they stay in this hotel that's close to the camp, which is very good planning for a housewise trip. I thought, yes. So, Fager's like, you can leave your brawn, your underwear, whatever you don't need. They show, they show someone like, I need a bra. I think it was to raise a bra.

I need a bra. And then they show Marlow walking got my hallway farting. Yeah. I'm like, why did she even bring that pesticide? I mean, she's producing her own organic stuff. Well, you got to have something for the flies, the flies from all the fissing and the mosquitoes. So they, Siree and Marlowe are sharing a room. So they're in their room and Marlowe's like, bug spray, I'm gonna get itchy. And Siree's like, I just hope there's no more drama on this trip.

Now, you were talking about that game, Ax Marlowe. I don't know if they asked Marlowe. And she's like, now, I don't wanna say any names, but I I hear Lady dipped in the Lady Pond. Normally I don't like ponds. I'm going to go on ponds. You know I'm strictly tickly because I don't go into ponds. I actually don't even have a problem with her sucking up her vagina. It's going into ponds.

You do that. The most offensive thing is really just a pond rumor. It's a lady pond of some sort. By the way, I have to say, I really respect that Marlo brought her own fill lighting with that giant necklace, because all the light would reflect off of her necklace onto like all the shadows beneath her chin. I said, good for you bringing your own fill lighting. Marlo is a piece of work.

Literally. So she's mostly clay and glaze. I did play though. So Saray, uh, Saray tells her the last being thing. And but she's framing it like, I'm just asking for advice from Axe Mallow. Now, should I say something because the reason I'm bringing it up is because these girls we're talking about sisterhood at the...

that's how combined it shows us back. You know, it's like, one minute they're talking about it's back. And then next minute, they're making a kiki. They're having a kiki together. And she's like, Well, I think you should say you're nice to each other, but y'all gotta stop kikiin' in each other's face. Is it true? It's like oh my god. Marla

needs her own Dr. Phil show. I also love whenever Shiree talks about the perils of talking behind someone's back while she's actively talking behind someone's back. Exactly. I'm just doing it happily girls. It's about sisterhood. So I'm gonna bring up lesbian brimmers. This sisterhood needs baseball. I don't know if I'm ready to move into this sisterhood yet. So then they all go out to the campsite and they're setting up their tents. It's like the typical real housewives thing of, oh my god, we gotta put together tents. It's that one of those quiet bravo moments of misogyny like look at the women not knowing how to build tents

But then it also gave an opportunity for phager to say be like now I don't I know how to pitch a tent, but I don't remember what she said, but she basically made jokes about pitching I'm I've pitched a tent to you in my past But I want to see if these girls can pitch a tent that you can sleep in instead of clamour on What I'm talking about are erections And I'm not talking about penis erections. I'm talking about erecting an actual tent Not to be confused with the penis because the penis is the penis and a tent is like we get a fadre I'd like to erect a tent with a penis on the inside

But it's the outside so it's Usable you could sleep in it What I'm saying girls. Yes, Pedro Now if it rains the tent will cover you But if the inside of the tank it's our you aren't gonna be covered from that rain. It's like okay of the tinkets are you aren't gonna be covered from that rain it's like okay Pedro you gotta make sure that tent stays pitched so you got to hold on to those poles and I'm actually talking about the real poles that hold up the tent not the penis pole but there is a penis in there if you're interested I loved one Kenya

went up to Shrez like hey Shere could Shere, could you help me out here? I'm trying to blow up an air mattress, and I know you have the most experience with that. What? Sherez, like, girl, you see that fire over there? Trip bitch. She's like, why don't you twirl over that fire? And then fall in. And then turn it up.

So the fire, they're all gathered around the fire after the 10 hours it takes to put up their tents. And Hazel's like, well, that was fun. I'm really excited for Ax Marlow, myself. That was Hazel's one line of the episode. Poor Hazel is like a worse version of Janice. And that's bad. But Hazel is coming out punching at least.

She's like, remember that thing I said on the bus about Asmrlo, I'm going to say it again right now. For Hazel. Listen, you can't have a name like Hazel and again, it's just too nice of a name, Hazel. Yeah. She's just, she just won't be able to get in the mix the way she wants to. Yeah, it's that sweet lady. She was a maid right on that old TV show in the 60s or something Hazel and company. He's no, it's just called Hazel. I think it was just about a sweet maid I just made it up. I just felt like there would be a show called Hazel and company Well, that would be the spin-off. Hazel's like tired

one company. Well, that would be the spin off. Hazel's like tired. She's like, now I have other mates that work for me. I'm just in one scene in episode. And the music sounds sort of like give me a break, but it's not. It's like give me a hazel, hazel, hazel, hazel. Vacuum in the fish tank, hazel. Give me a break, but not from haz, so she's actually a witch. Nobody should be witch Hazel. But this cast could use some. That's for damn sure. I don't even know which is so glad that Marlow called out Kenia's eyelashes. Cause I think I've talked about those at least three times this season.

Cause her eyelashes are too big. They're glued on so badly. You can see like the Elmer's glue from under the eyelashes. Like she's using old caulk from the house, you know. She's like finally talked into getting baseboards and some benchy cots for eyelashes on the adventures of Kenya, Queen of the Forest. So they're gathering around the fire and Marlo has like champagne. What does she have? Oh, she has a flashlight and she has insect repellent and she's blinged out her insect repellent and Portia is basically like so she's sat at home and put little stones on her insect repellent. She has way too much time on her hands. Yeah. She's like, bitch, you put yours on a, on a, on a light. That's crazy.

Um, so Marlo, so then Mark up, they're like, oh, what are we gonna ask Marlo about? Kenya, you know, she's like, what are we gonna ask Marlo about? That's ridiculous. She's like, well, anything with fashion because I'm really good with fashion. For example, you make up in your lashes, you need some help.

Those are huge lashes. They too be horrible. Awful lashes. Just got so much vile crap in her spewing out at all times. Literally, as we learn. Yes. And so Kenya is taking the high road for some reason this episode, which is making me uncomfortable because she keeps saying like, that is so positive. And she's not kidding. It's making me uncomfortable. It's very strange. Maybe we need to like bring

Matt back into the forest. I'm surprised Matt actually has not shown up in a hockey mask with a machete He's probably behind the tent See I break all the windows in the tent keep storing rocks at the tent, but it doesn't break Punching the tent I've been manipulated and throwing bricks at the tent. I feel like he needed it. But the third place you get, can you? Cynthia goes out to try to reason with him. She's like, now I know that Ken uses a psychopath. Wait a minute, Cynthia, I heard that. I was just trying to help.

So, yeah, so Marlow and Kenyan just start to fight. It just, the fight resurrects itself. And Marlow is basically like, well, we know you're evil because even your mom won't talk to you. And when your mom doesn't even talk to you, then you know you're in bad shape. And I was like, never long. Whoa, whoa, okay, okay.

That's enough. And she goes, well, that's true. And that's how you know she's evil. You're miserable. Look at's evil. You're miserable. Look at your hair, your makeup. You can't keep a broke man. Your mother hates you. Your dogs probably hate you too.

Look, every time you put them dogs, take them outside, they just poop. That's how much people like you. I wish this show could be more meta because you know that Kenya just wants to be like, whatever friend of housewives, friend of friend of, friend of yeah. But Marlo doesn't stop. We go to commercial and we come back and she's like, well, I wouldn't talk to her either.

She was my daughter, those eyelashes alone. And she just keeps going on and then Kenya is like, well, you're a prostitute. So dangerous. Now, as women, as strong women, it can not be acceptable to say bitches and whole. Now, girl, if you get your money, I don't care how you get it. But we need an effort to be the change we expect to erect, you know, a pink tent, which is possibly a penis, but maybe something we could bond in later. I know what I mean, ladies. I mean, well, this entire time Shreys going through an existential crisis, because she's like,

Shreys, I'm going to the lesbian. Shreys, you got to be joinin' in your mouth. You got to be joinin' in your mouth. You got to be a lady bond. You got to paddle a button, lady bond. And Kenya's saying a lot of things like this Fade for thank you. We receive it and acknowledge it and Then Hazel was like

So anyway the next morning Fadre is Took me a second part. Let's hear it for the next morning. Once he has stopped talking, they all got together for breakfast and Fadre is still talking about divorcing Apollo and Kenya's like And Fadre's like hmm. I don't remember candy ever attending college So I'm probably more well versed on the law than she is, but I'm glad she's reading. I was like, I don't like you coming after candy,

but that was funny. That's funny. That was funny. But she is funny too, because she's like, well, we're in the process of signing the papers of the divorce. She's like actually coming. She's like, actually. The process. Yeah.

And so Candice calling her out and then Porsche is still trying to be true to Fadram. She's saying, yeah, but it could have worked like that. But he doesn't want a divorce. So it's taking longer. But it's apparently we're going to find out soon what really is going on because the men start stirring the shit. You know, Peter, you can divorce Peter. All you want. He's still going to be filming scenes in the car you're paying for. Yeah. And we see in the trailer for coming up later this season that

I forgot who it is because I watched the trailer last week. But someone brings Apollo's fiance to a party. Oh, it's too, it it's to his restaurant and also something that we called early in the season is that Cynthia is not leaving Peter. It looks like they're getting back together again. Cynthia is so unoriginal. She's just going to steal that whole story line from Meanie. Yeah, but that being said, that's really funny, but that being said, Cynthia's been like, well, I have an announcement to make. Looks like my divorce from Peter is gonna be final So Fadra you can think about that because I just got divorced from Peter in the time that we start this breakfast Yeah, it's like well, I understand I understand how everybody's feeling. I have an update on my divorce

It's like oh Jesus Christ. Can we just go shit in the woods again? I know she's like well I'm just you know I'm a little sad because Peter's not gonna be at the at the final Writing of the papers and you know, I thought that was a closure and it's just weird because I'm not gonna be able to talk with him again You know talk about his ridiculous plans for more clubs under highways and coffee businesses and Recycling plants that he wants to build on that. I can't believe that Peter is not going to support my decision to not support him anymore by suing up to sign the paper as that separate our Wells Fargo's account. I can't believe I'm going to wake up on Tuesday and I won't have to worry about Peter having

spent half my fortune on buying a warehouse for a club he'll never open. And Marlowe's like, it's okay to cry. Now where is your giant statement necklace that also serves as your fill lighting? You got a flashlight? Um, actually Porti does jump in on this. She's like, wow, that's the fastest divorce I ever heard. I'm still trying to stand up for Fadre. That is crazy. That's such a quick divorce. Normally it takes six years.

Um, so Kenya's like, guys, well, I'm sorry about everybody divorcing, but at least you're not Baron. Okay, let's be positive. Women hood, sister hood, traveling dance. Yeah, are you? So Kenya has like arranged a day of activities. So they go off hiking, which basically looked like stock footage of them walking down her driveway. And they get to this pond. And this was one of the funniest scenes in a long time

because basically the plan was that some ladies were gonna get onto kayaks Some were gonna get into paddle boats and they're just gonna put her around in the in the murky pond for a little bit and Shirei is already freaking out even just putting on the life preserver. She's like Can you like no Shirei? It's just this coloration and she's like well she would be a multi specialist as more matter was covered with it. Come on. I didn't know that water with those fellow snakes. That was funny because she was calling them snakes. Really calling herself a snake. I was like oh Shirei English. So I think Portia got into a little kayak and was paddling around and

then someone else got into a kayak. I don't remember who. Maybe, I wasn't Cynthia, I wasn't candy. Maybe it was probably Hazel. Because we're like, there's someone who forgettable in a kayak, probably Hazel. By the way, we should mention that Marlowe walked home at three in the morning because she didn't want to sleep in the tent.

She needed to have her own room to fart in. She had to prove she actually totally get. She's like, I had some flat tummy tea. I'm like, okay, that's the man. That's all right, we don't care. So anyway, so Shere gets onto this paddle boat. It's Sherey and Cynthia and phadra and charay is going mad because like a little bit of pond water gets into the paddle boat

and she's afraid of her sneaker touching it I didn't want to get water on my foot what did you do that like she's springing to the guy who pushed them in the water she thinks she's gonna get brain eating amoeba through toe transmission yeah she's like this brain eating amoeba through toe transmission. Yeah, she's like There's piss and everything in this water Look at all those bugs in there. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, and she just screams until they let her out And she's like I'm sitting on nasty water my feet wet She just poor thing probably just bought her first pair of tennis shoes like 13 years

I know. They're getting bold on them. She was raising Holy Hell over the... Oh, honestly, a paddle boat. It's like the least scary boat. I mean, I actually have never been on a paddle boat, which is sort of... That sort of shocking. But I feel like it's very wide.

It's very stable. I mean, a kayak I can understand. You can tip over. But paddle boat. That was, to me that was hilarious. And then they all came in and I was like, they were out there. I mean, I know it was edited, but it looked like they were out there for five minutes and they just paddled around the dock. They're getting parlors like, did you go back because you read the back of the bow. It says wait, let me seven hundred and fifty pounds. Yeah. Good one, Marlo. She's like hey I know

that bitch didn't just call me fat. You got me fat. You got me fat. Wait a minute 750 pounds which implies that you're actually fat and too fat for the boat and the way boats work is that if you're too fat the boat's gonna sink so the implication is that you're too fat and you should have sung. Get it? Yes, Marlow. Actually, I think it was Kenya was in the other kayak, to be honest. I just remembered Kenia was in the kayak. I don't even know where Hazel was. No one's out. Hazel doesn't, cellophane, Mr. cellophane, should be that mountain. It is. It is. Just keep walking through Hazel.

Wait, why did you make Hazel sing Chicago? Because that song no one sees him. Oh, yeah. It just, I just like, she's just doing her own cabaret up there. And that's a pun for a learner and low pun there. Chicago anyone cabaret? That's Kendra nab. Thank you. Oh, Kendra. I'm sorry. They're both Kendra. Right. Learner. What is learner and low, dude? What if I'm not both Kendra and have that's learner and low? So we Chicago's learner and low and cabaret is Kendra nab?

Cabaret and Chicago are both Kendra Nibb. That's what I'm saying. I was correcting myself. But what did Learner and Load do? Probably Brigadine with the day you're having. Brigadine. Brigadine. Brigadine.

I don't know. That was my, as I mentioned, several decades of my past. I played Archie Beaton in the 10th grade production of Brigadude at John Jay high school of Cotonin, New York And I did do Brigadude of course of course they did I looked it up you did Uh-huh my fair lady Camelot Gigi Paint your wagon Brigadude the day before spring what's up in the life of a patty life the patty Yeah, I had the I had the seminal line when those when the two guys Stumbling to Brigadine they're like what is this place and I was there with my filter go yet in Brigadine

And everyone's like they get me Billy I'm like and now I'll be quiet for the rest of the play. I have no more lines until I have to pick up my dead son at the end of that, go and get him song. I've never sat through Brigadune, but I love a musical about a nap. Isn't it like about a nap? Well, I mean, sort of, because they,

I think they nap and then the town arrives. I actually saw Brigadune when I was like five years old at city center, or wherever, yeah, that were in New York City, and I hated it. And then when I had to do it, I was like, oh, Brigaduin, childhood memories. I don't think it's a, I actually don't think it's a great musical.

Five-year-old Ben says, I'm like, what would I remember it? Five. What a a great musical. Five-year-old band says, I'm like, what I remember it five. What a hacky musical. Yeah, I can't disagree with you because I don't know, but I do know. Canter and Abia. Okay, so let's see, Fadre and Corp. We're spiraling out of control. Let's go to the free falling. Let's talk about jumping off buildings. Yeah. Okay, so Kenya takes them all to jump off buildings. Yeah. Charlie, you're so crazy. Okay, so Kenya takes them all to jump off buildings. Yeah, to the tallest free fall structure in all the world is what the little banner set on the structure I noticed. So they had to go climb this thing and then jump off it.

And unfortunately, they were on cables. So some of them did not want to do it. That would be fun though, it like a heaven's gate episode of Go Housewives of Iman. A shocking series finale. The entire cast commits suicide. Except Shere. You got free fall?

You got free fall? You got a crazy? You got a passion? So I like pages just like, I don't test users. If he wanted me to fly, he would have given me wings. So I like phage, she's like, I don't test Jesus. If he wanted me to fly, he would have given me wings. Well, then how do you explain your hair? Like if he wanted you to have that hair,

he would have given it to you, okay? If he wanted you to have boobs, he would have given it to you. Like they're all, everything is implanted, but she's like, but Fallenen no, I'll wait for wings. So basically half of them did this thing where they basically just jump off. It's not even a bungee jump, you just jump off. It looked actually pretty fun to me. My favorite was when Porsche jumped off because she did the full-on cartoon fall. Like where her hands and her legs were doing the, we're doing like a, doing the swirls, you know, it's like a,

it looked like a, it looked like the sort of cartoon thing, like if you have a video game character and you get to pick up a video game character, it like scrambles, it's, I wish you could see you right now because I'm doing it, but it's very ineffective in an audio podcast, but your hands... I'm sorry if I'm skipping over anything. You can're like, well, I'm glad we did that. That brought us all together. And Hazel was sitting there, like still in her cables. She'd clearly just jumped off and she was fully crying. I was like, oh no, we don't care about whatever.

Hazel just went through. Hazel just had a moment, but we'll just move on in the show. Like edit, edit, edit, Haz all, and it clear her clear. He's a, a Porsche is like, I did it. Uh-huh. My back is Jesus. Back is Jesus.

Oh my God. And I also like Lynn. Kenya, it's Kenya's idea. And she's like, I don't know if I can face my fears. And baby, she goes, can you, we've got you covered with the blood of Jesus girl. That sounds very scary. I'm gonna low basically put some on her way down.

I'm surprised you actually did not rise back up to the top with like a stream of fart Like a fart jet pack like a jet like a chem trail It's like Marlowe's right in her name with the sky all the leaves just fall off the trees It's like that scene in T2 when when Linda what's her faith Linda Hamilton has efficient of the nuclear holocaust. Is it the ripples go across? You see the swing set?

Our low zip lining. Is the swing set? That's like blowing in the nuclear fallout. I'll be back, girl. Marlow is a little Terminator. And I'm not sure if she's the Arnold Terminator or the T-1000, whatever the one that comes fired a lot. So that's Dada, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. You know, she's the one I know red. Oh, and also in this scene, Marlow starts, she's like, go, can you, good for you, girl, I believed in you. Like when did this happen?

Just last night, you were telling her even her mother couldn't love her. But your mother could respect your free fall skills. So next up, Kenny has planned a beautiful dinner where we can just be women who are bonding and be fabulous together as women. You may now open your foil. Yes, dinner covered in aluminum foil. That was pretty good. Yeah, Marlow shows up wearing this giant fur. I'm like, Marlow, you're really just trying to hard to be fabulous and almost like a lady Gaga of this moment here. Like outrageous costumes and it's just kind of just falling flat. Yeah, there have always been rumors about Marlow that she's trans.

And that makes sense to me because it's like overdoing it just a little like almost being a character you know it's like she hasn't really had enough time to grow into her for boob skin or whatever so it's just like a little too much like it's at a drag show like well we're for what else do the women wear camping would you believe it they call me trans the only thing I have in common with the trans is a stick to move the gears Would you believe it? They go miss rands. The only thing I have in common with the trance is a stick to move the gears. Like, whoa, Marlo. And that by the way, side note, since we are veering into Luan territory, um, I was getting reacquainted with the Shakespeare in love soundtrack, which yes,

I do own. And something I never realized, there's a track on there called the Dillisep stance and Guantat the Palatras character in Shakespeare in love is Viola Dilliseps and it's I feel sad for myself that I immediately I'm like I have to report That some water crap and it's because someone has the same last name as Luan But if you believe it girls, I'm going to the outro. Yes, that was my first thought It's that like Luan must have had such ownership over that movie. Would you believe it? Mike Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, and...

Inspired Shakespeare. I'm changing my name, girls, to... Countess. Luanne... DePaltrow. Ha-ha-ha-ha. I'm Luanne D'Alessepa. You can just call me Luanne Shakespeare.

That's what I'm right. Bubble, bubble, toil and and trouble am I right? Tom, Tom Degasino, O Tom Degasino, where art thou Tom Degasino? To sushi roll and not to sushi roll, am I right girls? Out, out damn Bethany. I like the good life, I like the boogie, my right girls think no this is a sushi restaurant all the world's the same Regis We have our entrances and our exits And whatnot

Oh, Tom and Juliet committed suicide. Oh, well, that's too bad But he just felt bad for cheating. You didn't mean it girls Would you believe it Tom actually killed himself? Well, I was pretending to have killed myself suicide. Oh well that's too bad but he just felt bad for cheating. You didn't mean it girls. Would you believe it? Tom actually killed himself while I was pretending to have killed myself. It's all because of my damn maid. You know she's so negative. You know, Friar Ramona has just been terrible. She ruined everything with her apothecary skills. Hi. So let's see. Another they just unwrap the foil on their dinners and they're like Kenya's like we should pray let's bless the food as women as powerful women. Before this food gets overseamed in the two foil packets. So let's see. Kenya makes an announcement after her sisterhood.

She's like, speaking of Amen and rubbed up, dup, dup, thanks for this grab, yay, God. I wanted to talk to Marlowe because Marlowe, I wanted to address the exchange because it was beyond disturbing. rest the exchange because it was beyond disturbing. There's a difference when you mean to be mean to somebody as you did. And when you do it on accident, as I did, when I didn't invite you to anything ever, Kim, yeah, there is no difference. A bitch is a bitch and you won two. Okay. Now, can you did apologize? So that's good.

And Marlow has changed her mind now because she's put down a zip line and has seen the face of God. Me too. The things I said were awful, but I will proceed with caution. Can you say, you see you have to throw some shade at the end? No, it's because you have an on-stress on and all I can see is caution. And also, that's a crop dust this dinner. So I'm gonna get all the goodwill I can before that happens. So, can you go? I'm not trying to beat a dead horse or whatever that is on Marlow's shoulder.

So, there's all this happiness. Oh, by the way, Shre is elaborating that the reason why she was very afraid of the paddle boat was because she didn't want to get a yeast infection. So, you know, the old paddle boat yeast infection in the situation. But anyway, there's all this talk about sisterhood and look at how good things are when we can add when we can just have put Put things aside and just have pure sisterhood and then I was like well speaking of sisterhood I want to talk about the fakeness at the table. I was like well, all right, so much for sisterhood. There we go. It's all over. There's nothing that says sisterhood more than eating out of a jhana. Am I right, candy? See? Now, when she said

someone's being fake at this table, they get a shot of candy. Candy goes, mm-hmm. And then she eats a big bite of chicken. I'm gonna keep on eating until I hear who's fake. Okay. See? No. Fakeness isn't tolerated on this table. Chicken. So she's eating her chicken with attitude. I love candies like Seryly. I'm eating chicken. Yeah, but she's eating her chicken and then Marla's like, now, Shiree, you're gonna be upset with me and I'm sorry if you're upset with me. She's like, why don't you, why gonna want to get you? Marla's like, now, candy and candy goes, I'm not eating candy.

Bruh, no. See? Oh, my God. Why are you bringing me into this lesbianism? Uh, so horror music starts to play. She's like, can't do you a lesbian? And she's like, you will ask me and and she's like this was so good it was so good she goes sure I go who said that and of Listen to that! Please just play the clip because I can't do it justice. Oh, him is playing that! Hold that back! Hold that back!

Hold that back! What's that? It was actually kind of like a callback to the Africa trip when Sharan Marla were like, I'm a bit of a... I'm a bit of a- I'm a bit of a- I'm a bit of a- I'm a bit of a- Wooo! Wooo!

Blue and this land is- Who said that? Who said that? Who said that? It's- It's not just that they're repeating it is that they are doing it all with the same inflection. Who said that?

Who said that? Who said that? I have watched that clip, I think, 20 times. I just keep laughing and laughing. Whoa, him is laying eggs. Who said that? Who said that? Who said that?

I'm actually almost the thing that would have made it even more perfect would be if Camilla Grammar were there. I mean, like, who said yes, yes, who said who said who said that who so he must be yes, yes, yes. For those of you who don't know what we are talking about, we of course are referring to our favorite clip of all time. Now how sad that we're gonna be celebrating somebody else's. Yeah, I went there the same day that we hear about our friends split.

So upsetting. I know. I know. Truly never gets old. So good. So Candy's like, and uh, Serega's now, Mata, that was a private conversation. I think he's right. So Candy says, uh, Ierega's, now, mother, that was a private conversation. I think he's right. So candy says, uh, I'm for the cameras.

Uh, I truly love my husband. See, man, I am lesbian. I truly love my husband and I really truly love his dick. Okay. And Serega is like, I'm not naming names. I'm like, what is this? The army in the Clinton administration? You literally asked okay, you can tell yeah, so candy

Candy or Sherey refuses to name names and she's like Forge is like yeah, just name name something who would say such a thing what Just say it Who said break is them an option she's like anybody want to say who said the candy's lesbian and no one would say anything She's like his fucking legs. You know, he's almost like Should I say something? Should I just jump in? This might be my moment.

This might be a no. Should I ask what Axe Marlow is again? Struth all over? Hazel just probably sat down. Why didn't anyone tell me there was dinner? Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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So, Sir Ray is calling. She's telling us, can't be sitting over there drinking wine like it's communion. And so, she finally just says, so, Porsche, me and you were having a conversation. And Porsche goes me For anyone who wants to know what playing secret Hitler is like this is a game secret Hitler This is what secret Hitler's you basically if you're a fascist if you're secretly a fascist in the game You pretend that you're a liberal and you act on when someone accuses you of something and then you just put it on to someone else and basically That's what this was it was a big game of secret Hitler

This was so good the editors must have had so much fun in the scene. So then it turns crazy and then you just put it onto someone else. And basically, that's what this was. It was a big game of secret hither. This was so good. The editors must have had so much fun in the scene. So then it turns crazy. And Candy goes, You said that! You have all people. And so,

See, now, hypocrite. Ah, he doesn't even lie like he did. And Candy is like, Oh hell no, Miss Friko 2017 is trying to call someone else out for being a freak Well, so Kenya is loving this she's laughing her ass off high-fiving everybody at the table Well, and Portia was doing the semantics thing, which is like I was only insinuating that she's a lesbian I never said it. I was just insidious. It was shade. It was shade. It was insinuating that she's a lesbian. I never said it. I was just insiduant. It was shade. It was shade. It was insinuating. Like you know, Porsche.

I was insinuating shade. You know what insinuating means? So, can you signifying it? You should raise like, no, Porsche. Remember that conversation we had about block? Where you were adamant that you didn't sleep with block? Block. And then they showed the conversation. She said that you didn't sleep with block block. And then they show the conversation. She's like, I didn't sleep with block. Yeah. And she goes and remember how I said that maybe Candy knows all this because she's hiding in the closet, looking through people.

You got a people. I got a people. And then then they cut back and she's like, I am simulated and candy is just looking at her like, there, I mean, well, so she's like, I am simulated and candy is just looking at her like, there I mean, well, so she's like, well, it was a shady moment, but you're always talk behind each other's back and what's the difference?

And well, I liked when candy goes, see? Nah, Borsha. Why didn't you squash it when Shirey brought it up and then the editors do a flashback of Porsche acting dumb and it goes two minutes ago. But I loved when they were unpacking the block drama again, like the game of telephone when Candy told Porsche that, Candy told Sherey that Porsche on block were kicking it.

And then Sherey basically turns it into, well well Shrey was like, oh you guys were together and then Kenya is the one who's like, you guys had sex and the whole thing. It was just like, remember this and this and this is one flashback after another. It was basically like the end of usual suspects. I mean, I was expecting Porsche to walk off with like a reverse limp. She would actually start limping. She's like, oh good. I was in so much pain for so many years.

Now I can finally limp. This is our one big house of cards. He's soon for your own show. Okay, for sure. But she's like, we all talk behind each other's back. And remember that stuff you said about me I'm blocking candy Like I don't say that behind your back and then they cut to the scene of her lunch going at the end of the Well, yeah, well no, I mean because again a candy initially just so that they were they were dating that they dated and then

initially just so that they were dating that they dated and then it was someone else it was Kenya who said that they had sex and then Porsche is like I did appreciate you say that we had sex and then Kenya's like see nah you did have sex so she was just saying like well I didn't say it but you did have sex so I mean who the fuck cares and then Sherrey does take at as Marlow's advice. She's like, well, I just I just I can keep a secret. You all know I can keep a secret This is hilarious. Yeah, it's like I can keep a secret. But when I see you guys hugging and saying sisterhood and then making Kiki to each other's face What I just like that she's taking on Marlow. Yeah, you know, so then Porsche starts throwing a Fadre under the bus and say then, you know, because she's talking about that that Porsche, a Fadre was involved in the conversation. And then Porsche tries to throw Sherey

under the bus by saying that Sherey brought up Shemia. So then it starts to get all sorts of crazy. And the next thing you know, they're talking about like Sherey bringing bones to a table and she's a bone bringer and all the bone carry, and someone's like, she got a whole bag of bones. And also, Portia goes, what is Sherei doing? Keeping a log of everything I do,

that's what messy people do. I'm like, actually, that's what organized people do. Yeah. Okay. It's specifically a referenced organization. What did she do? Go through her drawers and throw out the trash? That's what messy people do. I'm like new.

I'm like new. I'm not sure what did she do. Did she just? Sorry, that was a weird voice that came out. I just had to stop it. Well, she add up her bills at the end of the month and then pay that amount messy. Why did you do? She just, all right now it's all her seats in different boxes. alphabetically, that's messy. What is she a file cabinet? That's irresponsible.

So, Candy hates portion out this point. She's like, oh my God, fuck her. She's like, Borscht gets herself in so much trouble from just trying to back pedal, you know? And then she turns to one of the producers and she's like, I can't take her. I can't. There, I can't. I just can't.

So she wants to push it on it. Yeah, I love how Candy just will own anything. Like she's so good for the she's her housewives game is impeccable is what I'm trying to say this impeccable she's like now see anybody wondering yeah oh I tried it and believe me I'm not the only woman at the table who has. And it's just glares that Porsche. Yeah. And Marlo's like, so you've tried it to Porsche. I'm like, you got to love the drag queen

at the end of the table wondering who's not gay or who's gay, you know, in Marlo. She's like, my balls hurt. Can we finish this conversation? I need to let him breathe. So, Candy's like, why haven't done anything more than Porsche has done. And Porsche goes, Hey, you know what I've done. And she's like, I know what you've done.

She has, she doesn't know my business. I know hers. Good one. Good one. And Carlos, like, I'm strictly dickly. Apparently my ass, my own, but. And then so Porsche, they go into their separate rooms and porcelain is talking to her friends like I know a lot about miss Barrett and if she doesn't want me to spill tea then she better give me a cup with a lid on it because otherwise I'm gonna spill it. That's why I don't eat tea in my house

You know what I really like is all those Cippy cups. Why should you give me a Cippy cup? That's why I don't eat tea in my house. You know what I really like? I go with those sippy cups. Why should you give me a sippy cup? That's all I need. It's like, little way, I need a sippy cup. I just accidentally made Porsche E-T and it actually worked. It made sense. Yeah, it actually made sense.

And then candy's over in the other room. I'm like, I don't like hippos or hippocruits. And she's saying they're egging her on, you know, they're like, oh, so she's done this stuff. She goes, when she gets drunk, she's in a aggressive lesbian. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. So secret lesbian. Yes.

The answer most women, because they can turn that sit on and off like college. See now, Moff Davos. So people on the internet are saying, how dare they, this is so homophobic in that and that which it might not always get some trouble whenever they talk about anything gay, because they do use that as a weapon against each other, you know, like, you're okay. because they do use that as a weapon against each other. You know? Yeah, this is the second year in a row

where they've used a closeted homosexuality as a weapon on a lady's trip. You know what, it doesn't really bother me is that weird because it seems like the offensive thing isn't that she's a lesbian, it's that she would be cheating on Todd. And I don't think she would be cheating. I think Todd would be there like,

Yeah, baby, that's great. Wow, this is amazing marriage. Like she would be cheating. I think Todd would be there like, yeah, baby. That's great. Wow. This is amazing marriage. Like you would love it. He was and no one's soft that candy would do that. I mean, I've Beanna Murray was producing her radio show or whatever when I was working there And so I watched some of the pilot they made like they were basing it I think they had a web show based on her whatever her podcast Talk a candy-coated nights and that shit is nasty and she runs a dildo line like I don't think it was surprised you know yeah I don't think even Candy

was like I mean as we said before she's like see now I've tried it but not in front of rally but you know like she's like yeah I've done it like I've tried it wasn't it just wasn't for me and it's like yeah believe it here as Do you go girl? Yeah, you go get shows You get shows. Okay, so before we go on to married to medicine How about we get in touch with our with our inner male man? That's just that's how good to you sir Go for it. Let's do a crepe itance mailbag. Hey, I've got a pack. It's a special Thursday edition because we we messed up and forgot to put into our

Friday show, which we already recorded. I like the inner mail man instead of the inner person getting the mail, you know, because we're the people getting the mail, but I like being the male man better anyway, because that guy doesn't do shit. We deliver that male. I'm so lazy. Yeah, might as well. He just like walks in and puts everybody's letters wherever he feels like it.

Like he leaves it. It's like Jennifer Aniston from Friends did it. We're all like switching each other's male. I don't totally get the reference, but I appreciate it. She would deliver a drink because she was working as a waitress at Central Perk and she would deliver the drinks. And they'd be like, thanks. And then once she leaves, they all switched the drinks.

She gets the bar. You know, I have a package coming to me very slowly from FedEx Ground. And it said like the delivery date would be like Tuesday or the 21st or something like that and It's sitting in city of commerce right now. I'm like that's that's like 20 minutes away Why is it gonna take six more days? I? Tell you thank you think on for the crap in smell bag with speedy arrivals How do you keep commerce going in this city? so Michael horn asks How do you keep commerce going in this city? So

Michael Horn asks Ding ding that was that was Michael Horn's special package sound. It's actually the sound of Phone He says which pravo liberties would you like to see compete on top chef? Either because they'd be really good really bad or just funny How would Padma Tom and Gail react to their food? For example, I would pay to watch Padma ask Megan King Edmonds, did you mean to burn the minute rice?

That's a great question. That's a great example too, damn. I'm like, well, you did it all for us, Michael. I mean, yeah, be in next. I would like one of the people who can't remember anything to do it. Like I'd like a good Rina on top Jeff. They'd be like, did you mean to make this tuna sandwich with so much mayo? Would you be like, what?

I didn't make a tuna sandwich. It was crazy. Who'd you hear that from? I don't even sound which is. No, Rina, the menu says that this was supposed to be a tuna melt, but there's actually no tuna on the plate. Did you hear that from? I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know.

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I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even no. I think that Eden, you know what? Eden is trying to get me. She's going around telling everyone that I'm making a tuna melt. And I never wanted to make a tuna. I've educated myself very much on what I want to cook. And I never wanted to make a tuna. I mean, if I wanted to, it certainly wouldn't.

I wouldn't have meant to make a tuna Meltzer be hurtful It would be great if both both the people who don't have any kind of memory like Dorit What you talking about to the milk Live with boy George. He doesn't melt you know never said it BOR JORK, he doesn't melt you now, never said it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can't eat this. Do you mean to get my vagina right now? Uh, who is that strange man? Oh, Sora! P.K. can't stop staring at it! I told him to stay at the car, but he wouldn't do it!

P.K. is stopped looking at the pretty pools! Maybe Lauren Manzo could go on and make some eggs salad. The... The... Kaffatje special. Did you mean to make something that tasted like so far? Or Kim Richards, did you mean to stir my chicken salad with your hands? Well, you know, there are a lot of chicken salad recipes out there, but not so many that taste like hand. What else is in there?

That's by the way, I probably could just sit on that question and answer it for like an hour. We didn't even do Bethany on top, chef. Oh, but Bethany is a judge on chopped junior. She put up a picture. She's like, whoa, I mean, I know it all, but you know, I know food. So you know what? Like literally, like I'm just gonna judge these kids picture. She's like, whoa, I mean, I know it all, but I know food, so you know what? Like literally, I'm just gonna judge these kids.

Like literally, I can't, like literally, this kid made me a better jealousy. I'm just like, what is this? Is this like, is this like kindergarten again? I mean, they're kids, but I'm not, like, what am I, I'm a kid, like literally I can't, balls around. She's gonna come up with the cutest ways to criticize people, she's gonna be like,

what are you, a fruit loop? Like seriously? What's wrong with you? What are you in a bowl? Lots of colors. What's wrong with you? What are you in a bowl lots of colors? What's what's what's a matter junior? What's a matter like like this is honestly this this sandwich is a cheater brand like Like honestly, I don't have anything to do do do anymore like I can't see on you You're just your relya your fake you may be a kid, but you know what you're a very nasty person like the way I can't I can't my my my walls are up

Okay, so But you know what, you're a very nasty person. Like, look, I can't, my walls are you just walk around and commando all the time. It's just so inappropriate. Yeah, I got you some panties. Um, sweet Kenneth Curtis. Since Bethany is being, oh, speaking of Bethany, since Bethany is being stalked by Jason Hoppy, who has been systematically bullying her, can you please give some insight as to Ramona stay out looking for Jason watching Bethany? Well, that is that's some great fan fiction right there.

First of all, we have to play. Ramona stake out watching Bethany's, wait, watching Jason stock Bethany? Yeah Ramona is basically a gum shoe at the moment and I like to set this and the Beverly Hills Cop universe if I may wherever Mona will be in some old like Dodge Dart and she'll be in a trench coat with sunglasses sitting across in her car maybe some Bob Seager is playing you know stick break shake down break down a blast she's She's gotta blast because every old detective has a flask and like a newspaper. It's like circling birds in the newspaper, okay? Like, that's how you pass the time when you fucking detective.

I'm the number one detective's lady's agency. Oh, this is crazy, number one detective, is it? This is crazy, okay? I'm chick-yay's from retirement. I'm just gonna take this one last job, okay, just have to find Jason Hoppy. Find out what's going on with him and Bethany, okay? I hope nobody recognizes me because I put on some hairpieces from the Ramona hairpiece line and they're brunette, which is totally different than me. I feel like a totally new detective sitting here with Bruneette here.

I'm not even the same detective. Hey, like who's stalking who? And I stalking Bethany? Ramona wouldn't, but this Bruneette detective might. I just can't wait for Jason Hoppy to come out of his building already. Okay, I've eaten so many pistachios tonight. I'm ready to get moving. Get this case going. Whoa, whoa, this is crazy. This reminds me of this one time when I was a little girl and I said daddy I want to go on a ride along with the police officer and jelly parts mid said no You can't because you'll open your big fat mouth and you can ruin the entire operation So to this day. I've always been afraid of police officers. Okay. Okay. All my side lives matter. Okay

Oh my god, let's face it. That's Jason Hoppe, right there. Oh my God, he's coming out of a target. Oh my God, he's stalking the trunk with things. I'm calling Bethany to say he's stalking. Whoa, this is something brings in the trunk. This is all in Ramona's head. Jason was never even stalking Bethany. Whoa, this is crazy.

He's got a giant box of cocaine. Look at all that cocaine. And he's got some kick mix kick mix and look it looks like he's gonna make a kick But he wants to use the cocaine to mix him frosting. What's going on here? I'm gonna call Bethany let it Ramona. I think that's just powdered sugar. You don't know that okay I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's day class. I it's cocaine. Cocaine. He's better go to the a away He's gonna go to boutique. He's gonna cause everyone to be on cocaine. I I'm sorry I'm sorry Bethany this is Ramona Sinka your friend and number one detective Just found out that Jason Hoppy is stocking your trunk at least you didn't have to fight out about on page six like me Actually, yeah, I did I did find out about it on page six 6 that's like where I read about it the first time being done yeah because you

filed your report on page six before you called me and you know I had you you called page six first well you don't know what I've had to go through an area and Sonia Sonia had to watch her lover be stalked by Jason Hoppy too I'm pretty sure he's only stalking me I'm not so sure about that oh Jason Hoppy good lord give up. Get a job Jason Hoppy. Jesus Christ. Give it up. All right. Well, we still have other questions in here from Lori, and from Allison, and from Lauren, and Eliza D. Don't worry y'all. We are going to get to you. We're going to get to you. But first we have to get to Merid to medicine so let's close up the mail bag

All right, well, let's move on to marriage a medicine shall we yes, it's the married to medicine Season finally First way with that it the season over me So married to medicine and by the way we were promised with the promos that this would have a shocking twist at the end I I think the shocking twist was that there was no shocking twist, but we'll get to that so It opens up where the last episode ended, which was at this barbecue, where Leesonical and Heavenly

are having it out about their dueling conventions. And they're fighting, as usual. And I love that quad stands up and she's like, all right, I'm gonna ask some hard questions now. Again, I was expecting her to put on like a little hat. Be like, alright, role playing. I'm investor quad. This, listen to Cocoa Cloud.

Where were you on the night of August 24th, 1995? Ahhh! I'm just curious, and curiosity kills cats, which is why I'm being curious as a dog. What say you, ma'am? I'm investigating this like a yeah, I'm in a you like a hella monster or go into friendly zy-screen shop are going to friendly's a screenshot. Mariah Mariah is just trying to get anything in this show at all, because no one will still give her a damn scene. I mean, she's really only been able to shoot with her own mother. Yeah. And Lisa Nicole. I mean, that's just sad. Yeah. So Mariah is like, don't you think they should ask, don't you think she should

ask the hard question? Since it's their fight, like shut up, Mariah. Like, nothing is sadder than watching Mariah try and start a war with somebody when there's no one's paying attention to her and she's sitting on like cheap ass home depot patio furniture over Astro turf. I mean, it's like the saddest ending from Mariah. Not even home depot, it's lows.

And I mean that. It's nicer. Well, but I mean that in all sense of the word. But I love so Mariah is like, don't you think they should be working out themselves and then yeah, I have things like oh Shush and so then Mariah is like don't tell me to shush don't tell me to shush. I'm like oh great This is what always happens especially on this show Where there's a fight about one thing and one person is rude to another person by saying shush and then becomes a fight over You can't talk to me like that. You can't talk to me like that.

And then it becomes something else entirely. That's basically every, every Mariah fight ever on this show. Yeah. She's like, I do not have to goddamn have to do not tell me to goddamn be quiet. I'm like, I love what happened. He's like, girl, get the fuck out of my face. And Mariah is like, oh, you don't get my goddamn face. Tell me to be goddamn quiet. Honey Boo Boo Child. What do you want, honey Boo Boo? What do you want, honey Boo Boo Child? And Mariah is like, oh, you don't get my goddamn face. Tell me to be goddamn quiet.

Honey Boo Boo Child. Honey Boo Boo. Honey Boo Boo Child. Honey Boo Boo. And a child. See what I did there? Honey Boo Boo Child. Child.

Honey Boo. Even Jackie got a little bit you with this. Because even Jackie can't stand Mariah. I mean, Mariah is just one of the worst human beings in the world. Jackie's like, may I have your attention? I'm only a doctor. So, you know, I may not be one of the brightest people here, but just so we're saying, by the

way, I am the brightest person here. Let me remind you, I love some Jackie. I love some Jackie shade, you know, it's like degree shade. Yeah, I may, I, now I'm just, I'm just a doctor. I've only gone through seven years of advanced schooling and a residency and I'm highly educated and much more intelligent than all of you, but that doesn't make me the brightest. Just the smartest. Now, whereas like, don't you keep doing that hand to me? Like with her pop-eye face. She does get that pop-eye face.

Like give her a little bite. It's so funny to me. And Jackie's like, she keeps giving her the thumbs up. She tells us Jackie kept doing this thumbs up thing. It's like, she's running for the president. She's trying to get a thumb wrestle. Yeah. She does that.

Ooh, Miss Jackie with a thumb. Trying to pin me down. I'm Miss Jackie. running for the president. She said that to thumb wrestle. Oh, Miss Jackie with a thumb trying to pin me down. I'm Miss Jackie. Huh? Miss Jackie. Huh? It was so funny. And she's like, was it Jackie who said, I'm going to be like Michelle Obama? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it was definitely not Jackie, because I wrote that down. It was much later, it was later in the Shams like the president. No, oh, oh, they did.

They were making reference to president then, but the Michelle Obama reference happened later. And it was so such a hideous use of it. I know. I'm like, I don't think that's what she meant. No, no, no. It's not like Jackie is probably at home right now. Like, did you just hear what those bitches did? Yeah, talk about the medicine if Jackie had said

that I'd be like okay but it was Lisa Nicole later on going to this 50 shades of pink thing and she's like I'm gonna be like Michelle Obama when they go low I go high I'm like shut the fuck up Lisa Nicole don't you dare compare yourself to Michelle Obama Lisa Nicole figures it was Lisa Nicole, don't you dare compare yourself to Michelle Obama. Lisa Nicole figures it was Lisa Nicole. And I think everyone, I think everyone from whatever side you're on, even the most alt-right person would be like, no, Lisa Nicole. I know Michelle Obama. I've hated on Michelle Obama and you, ma'am, are no Michelle Obama. Yes. Let's start with pull ups.

Okay. Let's start with, at least a better dress. Like, I mean, I was called. I was like, excuse my immediate. Like, there's like literally nothing you can compare. Like, you don't even grow your own carrots. I was just about to say that.

Look, I grew my own carrots with the help of my gardener. The jolly queen giant. Oh. that. Look, I grew my own carrots with the help of my gardener, the Joey Green Giant. He throws them for me too. He's my regular Joe Biden. Mariah is trying to start a fight with Jackie, which you know, Mariah is desperate because no one starts a fight with Jackie. You're never going to win a fight with Jackie, you know? And Jackie tells us, she's like, I see Mariah bull strings. She does the string pulling with quad. And now, Lisa Nicole, and I don't like

when people can't think for themselves. And so she like gets down on her knees and like me walks like duck walks over to her. And she's like, yeah, I knees and like me walks like duck walks over to her and she's like Yeah, I have your attention It is nothing personal. I'm already like well, it is starting to feel personal honey boo-boo I'm sorry that you feel that way, but let me just remind you a smart person is talking to you and You should just be quiet now

There are different degrees of silence. Now please, employ at least half of the ones I maintain in reality. That would be nice. But Mariah is like trying to start this fight with her. And then she tells us, well, Dr. Jackie says she's forgiven me, but obviously she's harboring presenting. I'm like, you're still a dick.

It's not like you did something a long time ago, and then somebody forgave you, but didn't really forgive you. You're a dick all over again. It's like a continuing cycle of dickishness. You ask, oh, Mariah. You know, when everyone thinks you're a dick and no matter what you do, they always think you're a dick, maybe the problem is you, not them. Yeah, you're a dick. You're a dick.

So Lisa Nicole's like, well, it's still heavenly and Lisa Nicole and Lisa Nicole's like, yeah, but I think you should be nice because if I gave you a platform and Bitch, I mean tweet, tweet. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm like to heavenly can scream in people's faces and call the names, but the problem is saying bitch. Yeah Exactly. So they just so they just are yammering on and then like the sun sets and they cut back and they're still fighting and And so Simone's like all right, so Where are we? Heavenly and Lisa where are we at and the two are like they all right. So where are we? Heavenly and Lisa, where are we at? And the two are like, they're nowhere. They're hungry.

I was like, I was hungry. I'm hungry. I'm in my backyard. I'm hungry. That's what I'm gonna do. We got somebody Goddamn stores going on in here. They can't keep them straight. And she's like, don't best off the Astro turf

when you get a tripping over Astro's turf on her way to the girl. What they should have did was have some of Eugene's chicken with my sauce on it first and then they wouldn't have been so angry. And Tori goes over to the husbands who were all huddled around the grill like, oh shit, whose wife is being crazy now because they made that pact in Hawaii to like, you know, put a handle on their wives when they were misbehaving. And we're like, I'm so sure. Which of course they don't.

They just stand over in the corner watching. And Toria goes over to them and she's like, da, bed, you go get your wives. Get your wives. Go get them. So the women get wrangled inside reluctantly. And then Toria makes a nice speech about like, well, what I did to Eugene when we were living

in the big house, I was putting too much about like, well, what I did to Eugene when we were living in the big house, I was putting too much pressure on him. And so I apologize, Eugene. What I should have did was not put the pressure on you. It means not like the drugs that cause all or anything like that. And also thank you to my friends. So, okay.

For Toya, that was a nice moment. Yeah, sure. $10,000, but that I spent eight. You're welcome, Eugene. Is the air conditioning broken? She's like sweating all over the place. I'm like, where's Roy? I really is just living way beyond her means.

Yeah. What day that'll get to her back off, but until then, thanks, OG. Thanks, little. So then we go later, it's to Jackie. Well, we have that montage of like working with men, working with men or women who are around doing things And Jackie is at her office and she has a new practice manager named Sheena, which makes me very scared

Very very scared. I think that might be the new is she Well, she said it was a new practice manager because the other girl Kisha is now handling the 50 shades of pink charity. Oh, okay. She's like, I have a, I have planned a big reveal. I'm just waiting for the book to come back from Apple Photos. Ladies bearing their breasts on a beach. It's going to be called the breast friends reveal. It's going to change lives. It's like to be called the breast friends reveal. It's going to change lives. It's like, okay. So then we have Darren and Lisa. And Lisa is like,

I'm so exhausted from the drama. So I'm going to focus on what makes me happy. Having another baby. I'm like, you are such a delusional bitch. You are so fucking the baby. I'm one at baby. I want that baby. And Dehran's just walking around the bathroom, opening random cabinets and closing them again. Is he such an awkward person? He's like, uh, hey, bit, uh, hey, hey, open close, open close. So he's like, uh, open close. How was your day? Open close. So

Darren's like, show, Lisa, I was thinking about and I think that we should do is have a shurga Because it's really dangerous and you know, I could just inshemen it her if you want like I can just do it myself I we can just you know I can pregnant her and we'll just say it's your baby And she's like what and then he's like well, know, in six months from now, if we're not successful, which I hope we aren't, and she's like, what? Now to be fair, I don't think that was a Freudian slip. I think he was saying, I hope we're not successful. No, it's Darren.

Darren's slips are so obvious. He does it all the time, and he's saying what he's really thinking then he catches himself. And I'm anybody who goes into surgery in that town and you see Darren coming walk, walk the find a way to walk the fuck out of there. I would not trust that guy to do surgery on me. Well, here's here's why I don't think it was a four-year slip because he's like, what

did you say? And he was like, and he just starts laughing because he's like, I could try to explain this grammatical turn on her But she's just too dumb and that's hilarious how dumb she is see if he really made it for you and slip He'd be like well no she would I meant was it was a basketball injury and like you know the layover and arm out My heart is like oh god. She is so stupid and she goes I'm going to choose to believe that you just Misspelled my dad And she goes, I'm going to choose to believe that you just miss bulk. I'm like, yeah, well, you just keep choosing to believe whatever you want, honey, because that's kept you married for

this long. So just keep on choosing. Yeah. And you know, if it makes her happy, you know, just how she chooses to believe that the lease and call collection is a real collection of dresses and that they are somewhat stylish. Yeah. And that you even need a trademark for a terrible name that I can't even remember. Ha ha ha. Teach me how to teach with you in a dress. Teach me how to make babies with you

as we learn to forgive, present this in wall. Teach me. Teach me. I need to, I need to have a coffee to lubricate my throat so I can do some more leasing the cold voice. Meanwhile there's a delivery of sliders coming in for MJ. I don't know if you can hear it. They're all going to get shaken out onto the street in one second because it's the sound

of a garbage truck. Oh, and then leasing the cold sign. Haven't you seen those movies where the Sirica falls in love with the husband and then wants to kill the wife? I do not want to be in one of those films. He's like, that's the point. That's the point. Surrogate to kill my wife. Yeah, I've got a baby and then somebody killed your ass. Pauline, just called you killing two birds with one stone. I meant, uh, I was late at work. Uh, here's our new nanny Rebecca de Mourne.

Some own. Some own. We have to go. That was pretty much the scene. She is. We are gonna go to school. It's like, hmm. Great one.

So, heavenly and jewel. Why did I write heavenly and jewel because it's Jewel tanker who I'm assuming is from meet the tanker. So whatever that's okay. Yeah, I never watched But it would have been cool if it was heavenly with Your soul could they talk the same? He's like girl jewel. I need someone to save my soul I just can't stop These hands are small jewel, but they are my own. That Jewel, let's have an event called Jewel.

It's like I trade bark that name. Dammit, Jewel! Teach me. I can throw Jewel. Jewel, teach me how to Jewel. Uh. Jewel. Jewel, I think in next album should be called Heavenly. She's like, actually, that was actually my plan.

Jewel, you should have a show on this network and caught platinum here. So child. Pretty out here. So they're talking about church. She's like, have you been going to church Miss Heavenly and she's like, well, I miss some Sunday, but I've been praying. And when I see that message, at least in a cold trademark and names of a cheat NAS,

how has been probably with man too? Like I don't think this is working out for you. Next time you pray, listen harder for Jesus. Maybe stop talking, just listen. It doesn't count if you listen to empty hammer, say we have to pray just to make it today. You have to actually pray. If you listen to MC Hammer say we have to pray just to make it to that. You have to actually pray. I'm embarrassed with how I did about leasing the cold.

Thank God for Jesus dying for our sins. Yeah, so there's a lot of talk about, is it worth it? You know, this is superficial. Should we, you know, don't you want to fight for a friendship? Don't you want to? You know, these are the relationships that are most important for us in heavens like No, but she's a bitch I'm sorry to not say that I'm a bitch She's a stage. She's a twitch

And I love niece and Nicole one part, but now I'm just like I don't know anymore Jew-tangered What do you think you're from a canceled TV show wasn't like to be canceled? You see is that so canceled? I don't know it hasn't been on for a while. I think it was on we just didn't watch it Maybe we just pretended it was not they're like this does not happen there is no new font yeah there's no sad announcer saying next up it's meet the tankers next on Bravo they should just get prodmited to them all did you mean to have such a bad show?

Previously on the real house, why rice? I'm serving white rice frozen. Okay, so let's see, quad feeds the baby and they're dancing around. Okay, now let's talk about Monica, Monica's her sister-in-law. Yes. And she's basically like, well, first, quad is talking to Mason. He's probably the cutest baby I've ever seen in my life. That fro is so cute. Yes. And he's smiling and they're laughing and she's like,

Mason is simply a jaw, a jaw, however. What is not ready for a baby in no way, no how? No way, no how. However, I am happy to do some nanny method acting. All right, Mason, do you want to open your mouth for the airplane that which controls the supertators coming into your hangar? Mason isn't listening to me,

which means I need to wear my white suit. It'll change, Mason. Let's talk about your taxes, Mason. Mason, I have a dossier about all the things you have done from the years 0 to 1. Shall we really have a receipt from this lunch? You claim was a business lunch, but you took from your mother's breast. Do you have a receipt, Mason? What has transpired is that the plane came in for a landing and you did not open up the hangar. How do you respond to that, may sun? Mason is like a ruder bigger out on a truck public bus.

Always rolling around into the shoe shop. Mason is one big bowlers forget it. No, no, no. Mason is like a camel. Right another camel. That's all a camel, right another camel. That's all I had to say about that. Mason is juuited in a straight line in a circus tent. Mason's like a pile of quarters trying to fit into a electricity adapter for Europe.

That's a fox. No blow dry in here, Mason. He's like, man. So Monica comes home and she's like, well, I don't think I was going to work out here. She's like, now don't tell me that you are thinking of going home. She's like, I was thinking that. I don't like my job. And quite like, well, in the meanwhile, you need to look for another damn job. And

she goes, well, I got some emails. And she goes, good work. That is what you need emails. You see your, get me emails, Monica. What kind of world is quad living? What was the last job interview that quad went to? She's like, you said emails. You're employable. Yeah. This poor Monica woman, I mean, she probably has been forced to slide tomatoes every single day for the past three months.

Now, this is how you load up a dishwasher, Monica. She's like, please stop Quad. I don't want any more breakfast tutorials. I also would like to point out that Monica has more of a storyline this season than Quad does. And Monica's only on every four episodes. I know. But Monica basically got in a fight while the rest of them were in Hawaii. She got in a fight with the husband and then he left. He went back home.

Now, I must remember that he just got a job. Like he was basically like, fuck this, fuck this job. He went home. And now Monica's like, fuck this job. He went home and now Monica's like fuck this job I'm gonna go home. I like you a two are the laziest mother fuckers. I've ever seen you do have a baby You know that right one of you is one of you should have a job Yeah, you're getting free room and board in a mic mansion in Atlanta and you get to be on TV Like yeah, what is wrong with you? Going back to man this

Trying to relate the Marcon days Yeah, Steve, but Monica's doing it because she wants to get back at the brother going back to Mammadou. Trying to relieve the Marcon days. Yeah, stupid, but Monica's doing it because she wants to get back at the brother. And so I guess if she's keeping the baby and the family, I don't know what her deal is, but she just basically wants to go home. So she's gonna quit her job.

He quit his job. They're terrible. They should just leave that baby with wide. Monica's crying and then Monica gets up and she's like, I can't take this anymore. And then just like walks down into the basement and quads like, Monica, Monica. All right, Will, nothing for me to do,

I guess I'll just cry. Okay, you got this, you got this? At one point she was like, but I had a plan, a plan, it was airtight. I helped him with resumes, job interviews. And it like cuts to her being like, now, how do you feel? You will help this company thrive in a city of rain and coach. I will fix a cable.

My plan felt faster than a petunia shaped like a lamp. So Quad starts crying and she's like, I would do anything for that baby, but I'm not his mom. What can I do? Get pregnant. Okay, so lookbook event. Lookbook event. Jackie is at the lookbook event.

Which is like, yeah, this one leads to Nicole's like the Michelle Balmasing. I might play the role. So Jackie's getting ready and she's, she's like, this event, I want friendships healed and an atmosphere of breast cancer awareness. Which I just thought was funny wording like, wow, what a lovely party. I'm feeling a little breast cancer awareness. How about you, me too?

Hey, lovely. The ship is healed. Um, yeah, Mariah, so everyone's showing up. Mariah still hasiah still has her boot on I don't think she's ever gonna take it off Even Toya's like so when's the book come off. I think you like the boot. I like the boot You like that boot well, you really like it to work you will take it just take it out She's like now if you not judge the boot okay, Toya. She's like i'm injured respected pop-up base yeah so so there's this photo of all the women standing with their back to the to the lens topless taking in the sun in Hawaii and uh jack is like now this

picture this picture is called breast friends and as soon as she says breast friends darren just comes bolting over like just so much a brush brush brush He says, breast friends, Darren just comes bolting over. He's like, just so much a brush, brush, brush. And now the worst part about this whole thing, the whole season, we have been teased a moment where an ambulance shows up and Heavenly is put on a gurney and someone's like, Heavenly, can you hear me? So suddenly an ambulance shows up and it's like,

this is the moment, we're gonna actually get to see some real life medicine on this show. But no. No, it's just heavenly. Making a really weird awkward hemorrhage. Yeah, literally the ambulance shows up, Cecil's like, Simone, you gotta come out front, some of the ambulance, I was like, oh my God,

Simone's gonna be like, I'm a doctor oh my God, Simone's gonna be like, I'm a doctor, do this, Simone's gonna be like, blood pressure all this, and I thought, like oh, Ujina's here, and even Darren, and there was like five ER doctors, this is gonna be exciting, we're gonna really see these guys like do like doctor stuff, instead of heavenly arriving on a gurney, and her husband kisses her on the lips and she wakes up

and I That's what the last phone a lesson by run you off feeling at your worst a good man can help you right daddy daddy daddy love conquers all things daddy I try to tell me to call this daddy but she never want to listen to me. They didn't even love Conkers all. It's like, oh my god. Here's a lesson. I'm gonna trade Mark. All you need is love. Like, um, beetles. Sorry.

Teach me how to show up in an ambulance. She's like, just let it be. Like, um, beetles. Anything else? Help! No. Revolution? No. Just let it be like people anything else help no Revolution no Right that's a different band right. It's just a totally different band How about if I show up in a yellow submarine cuz yellow is the color of compassion and submarines Well, that's just crazy. No, that's taken to Hi, I'll say in sinacama. Nope

What is that? Here's the lesson proper rain. They're like no No I'm a rockin' ball! I can't help it. Hey, what's this? We're gonna have it. You're gonna have to give yourself a little glamorous. We're called Diamonds and Pearls. No, can't do that one either.

Huh. All these people tried marketing names, I'm coming up with. Damn you Beatles, I can't be your friend. Damn! Hi, Matt, this one's bad dance. No, that's like trademarked in many different ways I also love when Lisa Nicole in this she's like I am so happy to be accompanied by my husband Because people are always saying that he doesn't love me. Well guess what girls? He loves me. He's here cut to Dr. Daron being like okay. Well gotta go Got to go gotta go hurt my arm

Because I gotta go play basketball and I lay over in LA So then everyone's like obviously I have a question. Where is miss quad? Where's yeah, let's quad. I want to take squad. Where's Quad? Where's Quad? Everyone takes Quad. Where's Quad? Where's Quad? And then Quad, like everyone's like a Tizzy, where is Quad? And then Quad shows up with Janice.

And I just loved that everyone was so concerned about where Quad was, but clearly no one cared about Janice. Oh, there's Quad. And oh, oh, Janice too. Okay, Quad, come over here. Tori is like, welcome to my hope, Janice, that I've picked out myself without any helps from you. What I said there is not you do it all Janice. She's like good one, Toya. Good one. I will still eat your ribs. So there's

something for having me up. So there is obviously some tension between heavenly and leesonical, the elephant in the room if you will, and heavenly, sorry, get up for your side for a second and talk to you real quick, let me see my co. She's like, okay. And then when it goes, uh-oh, she's like, I'm doing nothing, I'm not doing nothing. So she gets her over in it. It seems like it's going to be a nice conversation. Yeah, and she's going to do another.

I'm so proud of her. But, um, it's not. She's like, Listen to Cole. I prayed, and I prayed, and I talked my husband, and I talked with the Laura,

and I talked to a tree. I talked to a husband, and I talked with the lawyer, and I talked to a tree. I talked to a woman from a cancer show, and someone called to ask where I was voting for, and I talked to them too. I talked to Quads Baby, that's not a baby. I talked to the woman in Quads Basement. I was a man driving the ambulance and I asked him to. I told Jesus told me that you're a bitch and I'm not going to be your friend anymore because I can't trust you. Wait a minute. You talk to Jesus. I don't think Jesus says things like that. She's like Jesus.

What should I do? And he's like, do not forgive whatever you do. Do not forgive. give whatever you do. Do not forgive. It was amazing. I thought for sure the music, I mean, they did pull the fast one because the music was conciliatory, there were flashbacks to their friendship. You're saying, we're here at a friendship, but I just can't be friends with someone I can trust.

Our friendship is over from this moment here to full I actually felt sad it was actually cool. I Felt like both of them that that's just that she was crying, you know I I am as much as we're mocking the moment. I actually thought it was a very sad moment for both of them I think it actually believe it or not I Think Heavenly was being very honest. She wasn't being shady She wasn't trying to be a reality star. I think she was saying, I don't trust you anymore and I just can't be friends with you. And I felt like they were both very sad. And I understood Lisa Nicole's. It's a sad thing to have.

When someone tells you our friendship is over, that's like, and they do it in a way that's not in the heat of passion. It's like a, it's said directly. That's pretty devastating, even for someone like me, at least in a cold. Yeah, she like, well, okay, I accept that. And then she walks away. And Torey is like,

well, what's what happened? She's like, well, she just said it was over. She's like, but you cry. So you don't want it to end. So stop saying it's okay. She's like, but I didn't end it. Did I just you did? Because you could you allow it. And. So stop saying it's okay. She's like, but I didn't end it, did I? You did, because you could, you allowed it.

And what you should have did was walk over that whole group of ladies right there, because it's frustrated, because look at them ladies over there. They all played you. All those ladies played you. I was like, oh, Toria. Yeah, I wasn't just saying it was sisterhood. If she's trying to start this huge fight, you know?

Yeah. By the way, we also, during all this, the producers kept showing the same footage of this one lady in a white dress walking down the hillside. Like three times in a row. I was like, gosh, Maritime. So you had to have more b-roll than that. Did you notice that? The same lady with a cocktail. She's making a screw face. I love it. I want to go where I am celebrated and not tolerated. And sorry, it's like the last person who says some kind

of rhyme like that that I didn't understand was Mariah. And now she's a load. They'll have no friends. I'm good. And then listen to Colt does that thing where, you know, when people are hated by everybody, they're like, well, it is hard as a successful woman to find other women who will support you and will be happy for you.

They only want to tear you down. Oh, yeah, honey. It's because they're jealous. Yeah. Am I so why does so are you implying that you must have tons of friends because I don't see the successful woman part? Yeah. They're just jealous of over your gay husband who doesn't want to have a baby with you

in your rayon clothes. Come on, Lisa Nicole. Part of me wonders if the big twist, the big shocking twist, was that Lisa Nicole sounded like she was quitting the show. I think that's what the implication was. That's kind of what Kim Zolciak said when she left Atlanta because they can't say I'm leaving the show, they always say, this circle circle of women I just can't be around this circle of women and there was always say things like this circle of women's tough to be to be part of and if

you can't hang out with us if you can't hang with a circle of women then maybe you deserve to be with a different circle of women it's always like code this being on this TV show is hard. Yeah. I need to surround myself with other circumstances of wind and possibly and hopefully once they're not having sex with my husband because he has a bad arm. Um, so she, yeah, I think she's obviously not going to be back next season. My question is what about Mariah? I mean, Mariah has mo, she's funny, but she keeps saying, give me another chance, and then they do, and she's an absolute asshole. Like, no one wants to shoot with her. They still want to shoot with her. So, do you think they're going to refire Mariah?

That's weird, because she's an executive producer on the show. So, I think that, I think Mariah will be around, because she's too funny to not have and that's what's frustrating about her because you kind of want to root for her. You want you want to love Mariah, but she always throws these pity parties. She doesn't know how to rise above her grudges. She doesn't know how to do the Lisa Vanderpump throwing me to the wolves and I come back leading the pack. She just throw to the wolves and she just hangs out with the wolves.

She's just, yeah, but she's also one of the wolves. It's like throwing the wolf to the wolf and she just hangs out with the wolves. She's also one of the wolves. It's like throwing the wolf to the wolf because she betrays everybody. She talks so bad about everybody. But she could be a fun wolf. She could be a wolf that you're like, you love how shady she is. But she's hilarious, but then she's always so annoying with her, with her bratty-ness. Yeah, she's awful that one.

Well, that brings us to the end of the season, but thankfully, this show is not skimping on the reunion and it looks good. Simone tells off Dr. Daren. Yeah, that'll be good. It looks like it'll be a good reunion, two-part reunion. So I'm looking forward to that. We should also mention that we got to finally see these photos

and they were just photoshopped to death. I mean, these women were un-unionized. They were like anime. Yeah, these women were unwinded. They were like, anime. Yeah, looks like they look crazy. Soup's crazy. But yeah, so it all wrapped up. Not really a very, not a terribly exciting finale and there was no real major twist there.

But you know, it's fine. So we got two more weeks of marriage to medicine. So we'll keep doing marriage medicine on Thursdays. Um, and then, well, what will the, what schedule will be after that? But we'll figure that out. Yeah, Newspapers coming in March. Yes, sorry. So everyone, thanks for tuning in on this lovely Thursday afternoon.

And we'll talk to you tomorrow. Chat some summer house. Hi everybody. Carl. Bye everybody. Carl. Bye. Carl. Carl.

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