Watch What Crappens - #402 RHOBH: Tiny Cheesecake Tasting Party FROM HELL!!!

Episode Date: March 2, 2017

Sometimes you just have to take it on the chin. And that's what Rinna did on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as she 'fessed up to making inflammatory comments about Kim. But don't worry - at least there was plenty of cheesecake around. Also, please appreciate that Carnie Wilson has officially become the voice of reason. 2017, amiright? Come listen to 90+ minutes of discussion about this incendiary episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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podcast and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, audiobooks available on iTunes. Hey Ronnie, what's up? Well, hello, Ben. Do you hear the massive truck driving by my place? All my windows are closed. It's that loud. Did you hear it? No, but I didn't hear one, but there's one outside my house too. What the hell's going on? Oh, maybe what maybe there's not one outside my house. Maybe I'm just hearing the one by your house. I hope not, because I've got all of my windows closed, and I've got my mic right in my face. Mm-hmm.

Well, I have to say it is a beautiful day here in Los Angeles. And earlier this morning, I was having a moment of reflection about this podcast. First of all, we hit over 850,000 listens in the past 30 days, which is madness. So thank you. I know we're always patting ourselves on the back these days, but it's really because of you guys. So thank you. But also I was driving. I was in Beverly Hills today, and I was amongst the hills of Beverly Hills, and I drove by a house that for a moment I thought was to retouse, and I was like, oh my

god it's to retouse, because it looked so much like it. And then I thought, this is very sad for me, and then I thought, how lucky Caroline Fleming style, how lucky are we though, that we get to sit here and do this podcast about Bravo and talk about these people and better from rules and Beverly Hills and we are like in the mix it's conceivable we might like run into Dereet's house that's such a cool thing oh my god we're so excited about different things because I was gonna ask you if it was a Ramada in because you know that shit there in is a rental yeah like the shit is over yeah let's to Ramada. I'll tell you what's the best

western this room. PK only books us in the best Westerns. Yeah, I don't care. Except I would care if I had like one of those big like Homer things that I could conceivably run PK down in, but otherwise I don't care. I'd prefer not to see them. I like pretending they're just all fake. I just, they are. They are. A friend tipped me off on Doreet's Instagram story thing

or whatever. Yeah. And you know, I don't really watch the stories. Yeah. I still watch television like an old person. So I clicked on her story. Doreet and PK were at a town somewhere in some hotel. Fucked up. Okay. I said on this show, they'reet and PK were at a town somewhere in some hotel.

Fucked up. Okay. I said on the show, they're probably co-kids about a million times. And man, if she doesn't prove me right. And the worst thing is, they were so fucked up, but they'd left it up. It was like from the day before, you know, it was like almost at the expiration time. And they were in bed. PK's shirtless, which, you know what, I'm not on drugs, PK.

Or I wasn't at that time. Please keep your shirt on. Yeah. Please. Yeah. time and they were in bed PK shirtless which you know what I'm not on drugs PK or I wasn't at that time please keep your shirt on. Yeah please. Yeah. There's no excuse for that PK. Yes you can earn the time to take your shirt off. I can earn the time to take my shirt off. You know we can all earn that chance. You have not earned it. Put it on. Yeah. So he he and her were in bed and

And he and her were in bed. And she's like, thank you. How come you got you? You got your initials monogram done, your pillar. I don't got my initials monogram done, but the big. And it's like, he need an initials monogram. Cut.

Big. I still don't got initials. And her eyes are like crossing and all dark Dimes you know why I wish I'd seen this you even text me to look at Oh my god, and it was like seven segments of just going Big It's not there is it the way you've got genitals monogram You know, I want to be a pillar with my

initials. And he's like, all right, all right, I'll do it for you, darling. And he gets a pillow and like a pin. And he starts pulling off the bottom of the P. Oh my God, of the hotel pillow. So it'll be hers. Oh my god. So depressing but also amazing. I was like, is social services following you? And also, what sort of hotel were they in? So they had monogram pillows that said, I guess, PK on them.

So what hotel is PK? Like the, no, I think that he gets his, I think he's like Caroline, he's like Caroline Stambury. He's like, you know, I think that he gets his I think he's like Caroline. He's like Caroline Stambury. He's like, you know, I like to have all my initials stitched onto my pillows and my towels. So please get that done. It's like her last day in the hotel. Let's be honest just a rich person thing. Let's be honest. Those pillowcases are what he brings his clothing in. All right, I'm going to

go back to the hotel, go on the buffet house. All right, put all the good stuff in the pillowcase. Also, I hope the hotel saves the spurminest pillowcases to do that for those rich assholes, because that's ridiculous. Yeah, that is madness. I've been with the lower rent rooms, isn't even getting their toilet cleaned on time, because they're all trying to figure out how to sew your stupid name on there. Stupid PK.

Stupid PK. Stupid PK. Oh, wow. I do wish I had seen that. You did text me to say, look at Doreet's Instagram. And I was like, I'm going to do it in a little bit. And then I just fully forgot. So I clearly missed a moment in how it's about history. Maybe someone was able to save it. I don't know if you're able to save other people's Instagram

stories, but I would have screened, you know, screened recorded it, but I couldn't figure out how to do it on the computer. I could only do it on my phone. Yeah, there's probably some app you could use, but I don't know how to do it. Yeah, I couldn't figure it out, but it, you know, it would be good for somebody to have in their arsenal. Hopefully, like, Lee Serena and Kim Richards and Eden and all the, you know, all the people obsessed with addiction did it because, you know, she's the biggest one who's trying to make everybody into an addiction storyline. So, we'll be interesting to show that right back in her face.

Yeah, absolutely. Well, today we are going to be talking about Real House as of Beverly Hills and quite a doozy of an episode. Normally on Wednesdays, that's when we do our listener spotlight, but the people I reached out to send us a recording, I don't know if they checked their patreon messages. So no listener spotlight today, but that's okay because that opens up room for a different segment. And it's a newer segment that we don't know how often we'll get to do it, but when we get a chance to do it, we're going to do it. It's something we call is Ariana Maddadas. Ariana Maddadas.

Is Ariana Maddadas. I don't know if it's like taking a nap now. So Ariana. Ariana. Ariana naps, sleeping away. So we got two random tweets from Arianna. They actually happened like a week ago or something like that. But Arianna said, just tweet us, if the question is, we never know if Arianna is mad at us or is cool with us. So when these tweets came through, I feel like we had a really better idea of where we stand with us. So when these tweets came through, I feel like we had a really better idea of

where we stand with her. First she tweeted at us and said, you guys, I know I'm so behind, but I just got to listen to episode 376. I wasn't mad at you. By the way, can I get that song on iTunes? And then she said, I almost crashed my car because of my blurry teared up vision from laughing so hard. So guys, I don't think I'm as mad as mad as mad at us. She is not mad. Okay, but I have another one. Oh, questionable. This is from February 27th. Oh, that's more recent than these were. Yeah. Tom Sandeval won loves the horn mel foods pepperoni one man band commercial pizza slice Is that a diss Let's just take everything personally. Wait was that tweeted at us or was it tweeted? No, I'm just looking at her timeline. I'm just gonna find a way to get upset about everything

It could have been a passive aggressive remark about us. So I wouldn't, you know, we could have made her mad again. I mean, her last name has the word mad in it. Her name is Maddie's. I'm claustrophobic and asthmatic. It's the only way I can cuddle without suffocating, because someone said, of course, Arianna is the big spoon.

Now, is that against me? Someone said, of course, Ariana is the big spoon. Now is that against me? Eric, you know, I noticed the 14 hours ago, she tweeted something. It's really technically she's retweeting Jimmy Kimmel, but she wrote five smiley faces with hearts in their eyes. And I can't help but feel like that might be sarcastically referencing us. Like love you bitches. Hope you die, you know?

Yeah, now just now just reading her whole line. She's actually really nice. It's hard to find anything to use in a mean way. She wrote Gaga. Ooh, Lala. I think that's a reference to our love of Lala. Okay, so she's officially not mad. She's officially not mad at us. Guys, is it me or is it summer? I mean, seriously, I'm not used to being warm at this time. It's making me feel weird. Like it goes from being winter. I've got my electric blanket turned all the way up, my dog shivering, and then the next day it's goddamn summer right here. I mean, what the hell? Make up your mind, weather.

I know, I had to shed a layer, and now I'm like exposing my undershirt, which is really not meant to be exposed, and now I have a weird sort of yellow, golden rod situation happening in my apartment. If anyone walked in and saw me now, they would just think I'm, I don't even know what I'm, I'm look like right now. Sort of like a banana. Hot. A hot banana. A hot banana. But it's rotting on the bottom. Because my pants are golden rot in my t-shirt is yellow. Spotted banana. All right, let's get on with this real housewives. Let's get into it. Cap, shall we? What an episode? Yeah. You know, it's a good episode when the main party starts 10 minutes into the show, right?

So Wow, I mean, I don't even know where to begin. Well, we begin with Kyle and her organizer Tia arranging some stuff in her garage. That's the other mark by the way the other mark of a good episode is the first 10 minutes Are so stupid because they're like well, we got to put something in here. So here, let's watch Kyle move some boxes around and like never come back to it the rest of the episode. Yeah. Basically, we already know that that's all stuff that she took out of the house she stole

from Kim. So it's like, you know, like inflatable whoopee cushions, you know, mirrors with weird white streaks on them. VHS copies of every cartoon ever made. You know that Kim gets high and watches the snorks. She's like, I'm pretty much out. I think. It got such a big nose if my Abraham.

Kyle, I can't come to why I got to pick some smurf berries. Yeah, and you also know it's to really good episode because they do shit. They're like, oh my god, Kyle has nothing to do. And she's like, guys, I know what I can do today. Clean my garage. Those are always the ones where they should just hit the farm and start spraying everywhere. Yeah, exactly.

And also we should mention that Kyle was wearing a Justin Bieber-esque vest hoodie situation with no sleeves. I did not approve. Yeah, put it in a box, Kyle. Closet forever. Put it in. What are we going to do with the least loose G-lights? It's like buy some new ones. You're rich. Okay. Go stow it away with your VHS copy of Oliver and company, please. Yeah, you've got enough money to just like line up orphans all around your party and just start their hair on fire.

You don't even need to you like, you're rich. You're a bitch. So we learn that Karnie Wilson will be coming over tomorrow to cook food for the girls, uh, or because she has a catering slash dessert company or whatever and that pile met carny on celebrity apprentice. You know, it's a shame that they didn't think to actually air these episodes before the celebrity print to start airing because all they do is promote that show on the show. Yeah, that kind of would have helped.

But yeah, she's talking on the phone with Vanderpump and she's like darling. She said what are you doing Lisa? She's like oh fuck off So yeah, Carl got to say celebrity apprentice a lot to try and convince us that she's still a celebrity and She's like oh my god. I was growing rancengue boy George songs and Karne Wilson songs oddly enough Nobody quoted my lines for me are but It's okay No one came up to me to talk about that show. I was in it with the dead maid who was a ghost Although one of the PAs did run around going get your mic song stat Which you know was kind of a quote half a quote. I thought it was weird when Arnold Schwarzenegger came up to me and said you're such a fucking liar Camille

I'm like I'm not Camille Camille shows up. Oh such a liar. Yes, Arnold so sad That's it. That's actually by the way Camille would do so well on celebrity print as she would never be fired because she would just repeat whatever Arnold was saying to her You know, you'd be like, you be Arnold trying to talk to some sensitive male. You know when we came up with the idea for the Lollipop challenge, I was hoping that you would come up with interesting challenge to do it, but you know, banana Lollipop, I've already heard of this before you're fired. Fired so sad.

She could never be a lawyer in court. She could never be a witness. She just so you were walking into the store and you saw a man with a gun and then took the gun and shot an old lady. She confessed. So I'm so so so guilty. I'm afraid to be the dismissal. She confessed. So I'm so so so guilty. I'm Moved for an immediate dismissal. She confessed. The judges like object. Objects. So interrupted.

Yeah, so sad. They were just get frustrated. How sad that we're gonna be celebrating somebody else's. Yeah, I went the same day that we hear about our friends Split so upsetting I don't Truly I'm like Camille that will never get old so Vanderpump was still on the phones like oh you're having a cheesecake party So you're not not inviting Rina I take it Yeah, I was like no I invited Rina and also I invited

Eden who'd she say Eden? Yeah, she goes. Yeah, I invited Eden and and this is like what about Kim? It's like and Kim. I'm like, God, do you even think about your parties before you put them together? Do you ever think about Seating arrangements or people like you know when I just have people over to play Katana I think about that and that's only three other people and I think who's gonna get along? Do you ever think about these things Kyle? No, Kyle loves this shit.

It keeps people from talking about her husband you know doing whatever he's doing which I haven't read in any blogs which means I guess Vanderpump is still being friends with Kyle. Well, Kyle's excuses, she says, well if everyone's in the blogs, which means I guess Vanderpump is still being friends with Kyle. Well, Kyle's excuses. She says, well, if everyone's in the room, no, and can lie, I'm like, yes, they specifically can lie, which is why they always fight because someone's always lying. Yeah, exactly. And it's going to be the same fight we've seen now for seven seasons. And you know what, I'm still down for it. I'm still excited to see it. I'm like, oh my god, I wonder if Kim's drunk this time.

It's like the big continuing storyline, you know? Yeah. Um, so Lisa's like, oh sounds great, click. Okay, so next is Eileen. And you know, Eileen, I guess, has stopped shitting because she's back on camera. Yes. Yes.

They finally got the shipments of Pepto Bismol to arrive. It took five days because, you know know she doesn't have Amazon Prime. I love Eileen's thought process. She's like, all right, I want to start shooting in the kitchen because I've got a new sun hat rack. And I don't want brandy Glantville saying anything nasty about my kitchen. So please do start with the close-up of the sun hat rack. You know, all they show is her kitchen these days. I mean, her house is actually huge, but all we see is the kitchen. Yeah. I mean, even when her son's hiding in a laundry bag, it's in the kitchen. Yeah. I don't want to get any of the other rooms dirty. Yeah. Staying near Sunhat rack. Yeah. Sunhat rack. I don't want to have to move the Sunhat rack to the living room. Well, I put video sage to put some wheels on it so we could just go from

room to room, but we obviously have not reached that level yet. Well, I was so sick I got a scooter for my son hat rack. I named it crashly. So she's having Erica over to run lines, except that they don't really know where her role is yet because Erica auditioned for the show, but apparently how so proper is work. They're like, okay, we, we like that dumb horse and now we need to come up with a role for her. And then we need to, you know, really go over the, the ins and outs of the lights. I'm like, this is a five line role, right? So. So Arlene, I guess, has come up with a bunch of scenes that she's got typed out. Yeah. And Vinnie's like, you're so nice.

You're so nice to make someone drive all the way from Pasadena to Malibu, which is like two hours sometimes. Right. You go over scenes that you wrote yourself. Yeah. And I liked how, did Arlene write those scenes? I thought that it was that there were just some sort of scenes that were that had finally been written It doesn't matter. I just thought it was funny

No, but it would be funny if it was like drama class. It was just scenes from random place Death of a salesman. She's like okay fences You're selling my character fences All right, I'm ready. All right. Now do you need some, we need some cayenne pepper for your nose? You could get a viola Davis nose not moment. I heard this like, I'd like to think of it. For the boy, the actor, it's the only job that knows how to celebrate pussy.

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sons and he just became a man who talked of things that never, the American dream that never quite happened for Mr. Logan. So sad. But the point is Eric is going to win in empty guys, okay? You know that Camille watches death of the Salas members sights the line and it's along with the play. Logan selling so to see a so sad movie Logan. I love how I lean acts like she's an Oscar winning actress. She's like, well, I feel responsible for her because I'd brought her on the ship and it's a big responsibility when you let someone in this crazy world of five day a week shooting

on a show that people make up as it goes along. And then she's like, okay, I'm on the phone. And then she does the phone like the Hengton sign, which if anybody's ever taken an improv class, everybody does that when they do that. Like, I'm answering the phone and they go, is that how you hold the phone? No, you're holding it by the stem.

Any it? And I just said man, poor Edlene, hasn't even gotten through improv 101 yet. My, one of my favorite skits from SNL was Phil Harmon as the acting teacher who would you would like he put like his hands up against his face because this is something and then he'd move his hand to go this is nothing this is something this is nothing this is something this is nothing. Yeah that was pretty much it. Erica's like I mean I mean I lean like the phones ringing. Well get get the liar to do it.

Get her that's where we pay her. No, it's in the scene. That'll do cheap. Does this set have any printls? I'm like, I can't on hot tin roof. Aw, wilderness. Does anybody smell something in here by the way? Is that me?

Did I step on something by the way? No, never mind that. Never mind that. I'm better. I'm better. Hey, I lean. There's someone saying he's a creditor at the doorway. I'd like some more conviction about that.

No, for real. I think you've got some gambling debts this year to deal with. It's like that's two method. So, Rina. So, Rina is at home. Basically, this is Rina's episode. And on all the previews, we saw the clip of Rina going, it's my time of reckoning, baby. Scary, scary, correct. So we know this is the Rina confession episode. So since I guess Lorraine is back bearing that flower back in the backyard. Yeah, let's see on earth during the barbecue.

Rina has no one to shoot with. So she calls who else? Harry Hamlin, Barry Hamlin, baby. And I like that Rina went and sat down on her couch with giant white pillows that look like teeth. She has a tooth couch. I don't know if you noticed that, but go back and look. And the way, you know, because her, because Lorraine did that thing to couch to pillows, you

know, where you do a chop on the top, you know, you chop them. So the way that they're all chopped, it just looked like Rina was sitting amongst recently pulled teeth. You know what's even creepier? Did you notice the skinned goat head on her coffee table? It was like a goat head skull. I didn't notice that. What's happening at this house? Did you notice the little girl crawling out of a well from her TV?

That was crazy too. crawling out of a well from her TV. That was crazy too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Japanese boy on the ceiling. Whoa, and people make fun of me for being the one with the same haircut for years and years. You know, I get it our house is haunted, but I own it. I own it literally at own house And I'm having a hard time selling it. It's got to go. Hey, honey. You might be in a better mood if you get maybe like a hair clip or something Yeah, so she calls up Harry Hamlin and Yeah, so she calls up Harry Hamlin and She's basically like you know Harry Hamlin, you know, I don't write for the life of me I don't remember saying these things, but it sounds like the stuff I would say and I don't think he didn't would lie So I'm like okay, Rennam. All Like, I think it's nice that she's now letting you didn't off the hook, but this is kind of the only way

Rina can get out of this jam because now she has to, she sort of took too much of a stance and saying she didn't remember and now she has to sort of start like massage, you know what? She's doing it in a way that she's like, well, you know what, it's so crazy. I just, I don't remember it, but I must have said it because either Eden's a liar or I just, yeah, she can't be a liar. She's Eden's assume. Why would Eden lie? Eden's assume was a liar. I would have

known I trusted her father's condition or she would never do this baby. Like she's making it so much harder, you know. It just doesn't look good. Then I don't look good. That's the rule of the sassoons. So if Eden's a liar, she doesn't look good. And then I don't look good. So she has to look good. Yeah. And also, Rinne has had the unfortunate fortune of finding friends that are actually kind of true to you no matter what. Like, I mean, we'll stick by her no matter what. Even though I mean, it's kind of caused a lot of problems for her, especially the size of them. And then Erika is being pretty, you know, stick to her. And so I think she feels like if she gets even on her side,

then Eden will be true to her. And then she could have more people on her side, you know, but Eden's not true to anybody, unfortunately. Yeah, I kind of actually feel bad for Eden in the midst of all this because it's just she She just got caught in the middle and now everyone just hates her now and I kind of feel bad I actually understand where Eden was coming from at this point and Yeah, she just sort of you know when you get when you get the cold shoulder from Karnie Wilson

That's a tough feeling. I mean that's like a cold cold cold shoulder cold soft comfortable shoulder. I mean when Karnie Wilson's not trying to shove a mini cheesecake down your throat You know you did a Feezer for the other women So anyway, so Rina is basically now saying that she was so mad baby after the game night that in the heat of the moment She told eat in all these things. I'm like, no, you know, we love Rina. Rina was wonderful enough to even come on this podcast. But that felt like a,

that felt a little bit like a stretch to me because it wasn't the heat of the moment anymore. It was afterwards. It was like a day, at least one day later. You know, I don't feel like a day later is still accounts as heat of the moment, right? Yeah, I think she knows, but she doesn't know how to explain herself properly because she doesn't know how to just say,

yeah, I said she's close to death and Kyle's an enabler. I've always been saying that and that is, you know, being sober five minutes doesn't mean that that's still not true. And I'm sorry, hurt your feelings, but I didn't say it to your face because I didn't want to hurt your feelings. I was talking to another addict. Yeah, about me. I mean, it's like the ear and addict.

There's also a chance. Which would still be bad. But yeah, there's also a chance that they were eaten and we're talking about game night earlier in, you know, that was not shown on on camera. And in that conversation, she got all like stirred up and, you know, because that happens too. I mean, I know I have been a victim of that recently where you start talking about something and then all of a sudden, next to you, you know, because that happens too. I mean, I know I have been a victim of that recently where you start talking about something

and then all of a sudden next to you, you know, you're just going on someone like crazy and then it is like a few state. So I would get that too. Well, I think she's wrong, but I think it's a good time to also point out before we get into all the craziness that you can tell the people who are truly,

truly in recovery, okay? Eden, she's probably been in recovery for five minutes because she's blaming everybody else for being an alcoholic, which is like a sign of new recovery. But Eden is not afraid to talk about it. If you said Eden, you were a sloppy ass drunk who crashed your car into a tree and stole things from people's house. She'd be like, I know I was a mess. And now in my journey, it's almost like they're proud of not being that, you know, or carning. She's like, well,

I was drunk. It was amazing. God, I love to drink. But, you know, now I just eat a lot. Yeah. You know, they love to talk about it. It's like when you're on a diet and you've lost a lot of weight, you like to talk about that, you know. And Kim is still in that, like, how could you say that I was going to get I feel like if she was truly, truly on the right road, she would be saying, you're right. I could have died at any moment, which she kind of did towards the end. Yeah. But, you know, just stop talking shit about me.

That's all. I mean, it's always a war of like, it's not about what Kim does ever. It's never about what Kim does. It's how people react to it. Well, we're gonna get to that shortly, but I agree 100% with what you're saying. So either way, but look at that rarity, what a lovely hump day.

Well, we generally agree. We generally agree. Yeah, yeah, we just talk in a way that sounds like we're disagreeing, but we're usually just agreeing. Yeah. I'm like, I'm like quietly emphasizing something and you're more excitedly emphasizing something that sounds like we're disagreeing but we're usually just agreeing. Yeah. I'm like I'm like quietly emphasizing something and you're more excitedly emphasizing something that sounds like we're not the same age. I'm more violently emphasizing something. I'm refined and civilized and you're a monster.

Pretty much. No. That's what it's going to say on on our headstones when we're buried next to each other You will say refined civilized in my real estate monster So anyway Darling so Harry Hamlin's mad because he doesn't like hearing that people think that Rina wanted to hurt Kim he's like I Can't believe why would anyone think that Rne wanted to hurt Kim. He's like, I can't believe why would anyone think that Rinne wants her? I actually don't think that Rinne wanted her as ever. Has actually ever wanted her Kim. I've always maintained that. I think that Rinne just doesn't realize that sometimes like she does need to be quiet because she is being hurtful. I was very

Harry's like so nice and supportive, but he's also kind of causing the problems because he's her guru. So she, she's like, Harry, how do I say? And he's like, well, look, if Kyle wants to be an enabler, that's her road. If she wants to stop being an enabler, that's up to her. It's not your business. And, you know, if Kim, if Kim does heroin, eats popery and jokes on a, you know, jokes on an anesthetes because she's wasted, well, that's up to her, huh? You just have to support people in their terrible decisions. And he's saying it away that probably people won't get mad. But then Rina takes that and she's like, oh my God, you eat popery.

Well, Harry Hamilton can say it perfectly right because he spent many years serving as a lawyer on NBC. So he knows he knows how to be a good or a reader. Yeah. Okay. So let's I'm supporting my LA law joke, Ronnie. Thanks. I did. I laughed. I just didn't watch enough LA law.

I was like, oh, I don't think so. Well, I was going to work in a season day reference, but I guess it's just been moved forward. I'm totally out of LA law references. Now, if you wanna move on to law and order, we can bring Angie Everhardt in here and really get down to business. No, I refuse.

Are you sure? You don't wanna know what Sam Watterston would think about this scene? What about Carrie Lowell? Anywho. So we go over to Ken and Lisa, would think about this scene. What about Kerry Lowell? Um, any who? So we go over to Ken and Lisa looking at it. Ken and Lisa are looking at yet another building to purchase. And this one is for a dog rescue.

Everything doggy. We can sell our doggy lingerie and at the same time get Dogs from the bound to come here and play for a day before sending them back to possibly be killed It's this isn't just a place to get dogs into lifestyle. I was like a little thing I'm here so lifestyle I will be I will tolerant of, but perhaps will not be participating in. But so Ken and Lisa start talking about, is it Ulynn, Yulyn? They're talking about Yulyn to the realtor and Lisa's like, they do tell about things, they take the dogs, they use the meat, it's for this. And they're just going on and on and on and the realtor's like, uh-huh.

So do you want to buy this place or not I know the realtor is like I hate straze so anything else Lisa's like well darling thank you for showing us this place I know this place doesn't need a dog rescue but it would be nice since Twilight years to give Ken a home he can comfortably poop on the floor in. He's like hmm okay do whatever you want lady could be a sex club it could be a dog shelter I don't give a shit will you pay the rent or not. Well this would make quite a spectacular young bar we do have some doiles we can install. So the Harrison might die darling.

I like when she got into her Euland stories because it went from, it went from like we're trying to stop this stuff in China to just like, we went the reason they talk to dogs is because adrenaline tenderizes the meat stimulates the sex organs. I just need a feather boa. I'm trying to teach China all they need as a good boa. No, but she starts telling the story how she's like, I did a congressional hearing and told them a story of being in China and chasing down a truck and we stopped a shipment of dogs that were about to be tortured. And we said, no, no, no. Young man. I was like, could we can enter the story? How did this end? Did they let the dogs run out into the street? I just love the idea of Lisa Vanderpump jumping out of a truck and in a ball gown and just like standing in front of a truck. Let's stop! Use, you shall not pass. If anyone's gonna stimulate your sex organs, it's gonna be me darling!

Big pinkies for everyone. So, um, so then Lisa was she's starting to get sad, getting choked up thinking about So, so then Lisa was she started to get sad getting choked up thing about the terror that you know the terrible things happen to these dogs and she Starts talking about how when she was testifying at congress that They played a video showing all that the dog torture right like overhead behind her and we saw a clip of it a little bit and she's like I didn't turn around look at it I didn't get to see it and can't say I should not it's touched into my brain and I felt bad it was it was kind of so sweet you're crying over the dogs being tortured but the same time I was like,

this is what it's about. I thought, you know, when they showed the preview last week, when he was like, it's at the moment, it's my brain, brother. Oh, no, that meant it. Spock out. I was thinking it was, I thought it was gonna be because like,

like he met Max's mom, or like Max's real mom came and then rejected Max and he felt so bad for Max that, you know, he was crying because his son should never hurt that way. So, aww, it was just dogs. Yeah, it was the dogs. I like how Lisa's like, a god he's crying. Alright. Ah, super political.

Wow. Alright, you done yet then? You done? Alright, I'll be over here tonight looking away from you. Yeah. Can you really yes-and-and me and that's in this situation Just please crack the window darling Wait, I think there's some Justin my husband's eyes I'm your realtor not your waiter

It's like an absolutely fabulous when her father dies and she won't cry and her daughter's so mad her She's like why can't you cry? She's like an absolutely fabulous when her father dies and she won't cry and her daughter's so mad at her. She's like, why can't you cry? She's like, look, I'm crying. It's like, no, you're not. Look, mommy's leaking darling. She says, you're not even crying. You're faking it. And finally, by the end of the episode, she starts crying like after the funeral. And she's like, mom, you're crying. Are you thinking about your dad? And she goes, I'm thinking, I don't want to die, darling. I don't want to die.

So when Lisa finally does start crying, she walks literally to an exit sign. She's like, here's the exit tears. That means. Go find Caroline's, Donbary. That means. Go find Caroline Steinbury. So after that, it was sweet, oh, Kentod. Then we go to cosplays, and we're only like 12 minutes into the show, and it's Karnie Wilson getting ready. I'm like, wow, we're already getting ready for this main event. So this is going to be a good. I love Karn Carney Wilson. Yeah. I mean, I know her from Wilson Phillips and

Steph, but you know, I didn't really know her like I know her now after house bonds. Yeah, but I just love her. She's so hilarious. And I love that she's come up with this whole personality where she's like, how Carney will send and thank God I started a food addiction. That keeps me from being drunk. I'm like, carny will sin, you were heavy before you were drinking. Yeah.

Who are we kidding? She's giving herself a whole new life. And I like it. I know I'm with it. I'm like, carny, how could you be like the iconic advocate for Gashrik bypass and then showing up here hawking four different kinds of mini cheesecakes? I'm sorry, Cerny Wilson.

Something is not adding up in the brand. Turns out I could only hold one teaspoon of vodka in a time. Oh, like, let me end up at it. Hey, by the way, that's okay. I'm not saying it's bad, she's chunky. I just think it's hilarious because she's like, well, now that I've stopped being a drunk, I can eat cheesecake. And I'm like, well, before you I've stopped being a drunk, I can eat cheesecake.

And I'm like, well, before you were drunk and eating cheese cake, it's not pretend like it's just happening. She's basically the inverse of Bethany. If Bethany's brand is skinny girl, Kanye is, you know, she's, you know, she can make a billion dollars with that. If she was like chunky girl,

and it was just real fucking cheap. She would. And I mean, people were like going shit I mean if anyone yeah, if anyone could make a cheesecake I believe it would be carny Wilson I would a hundred percent eat her cheesecakes and she seems awesome I just like it we're at a tipping point in this country where everybody's been making themselves so crazy And then you realize at the end of the day you're like I'm still skinny people skinny. People are still dicks. And, you know, I still have to poop. Like, what's the point? What's the point of all this?

I still get thuggers. And we're at the tipping point where someone's going to be like, yeah, chunky girl. And we're going to be like, fuck, yes. And we're just going to alter it into the people from Wally. And that's what I'm saying. That's why Karnie is the inverse of Bethany. Because Bethany is skinny and bony and all angles and hard as rock. And Karnie is soft and and bigger and she is just you know she's warm and loving. Yeah Bethany celebrates when you're trying to not be yourself and Karney Wilson knows really how to celebrate the good things in life. For example she's pitting

stuff in the fridge and Kyle comes into the kitchen and she goes, Kyle, we're talking about cheesecake! And then we learned that Karni has been sober for 12 years. It's like, oh damn Karni, you're gonna get quite the hug from Eden. Eden's asking if it was gonna latch on and not like, oh she can be like one of those aliens and that new alien covenant trailer. That's my sound. That's the sound of Eden suctioning her arms, alien style onto a carny's face. And in pregaining her with her crystals so they burst out later at the

I think Eden would I think Eden would probably be like, have you ever heard of a juice cleanse? Cause Eden will try and fix and fix anybody's damn addiction. She doesn't care what it is. You didn't will just be like, I'm sorry, Karni. I just, when I see you with your sort of sisters in that singing group, it just reminds me of me and my sisters and how we used to sing when we were little. And I just, I see so much of me and Wilson Phillips. I just, I just want to fix your group.

And she's like, okay, no, she's kicked for you. Well, my addiction almost killed one of my cousins too. I got drunk and sat on China one time because she wouldn't hand over the leaf mic. What was the third, what's the name of the third girl in Wilson Phillips? You know what? I just fly anybody to know.

It's China Phillips. China, Karni Wilson. Another one, no one cares. And she was very pretty and saying a very lovely like middle harmony, right? Didn't she sing the middle? Who knows? Who knows?

I mean, no one ever knew her name. Phillips Wendy. I'm gonna say her name is Wendy. Well, she was a redhead, I think. I think she did look like a Wendy. Wendy, I'm gonna say, okay, we're gonna look it up right now. Wilson, Phillips, am I banging the table a lot today? By the way, everyone, I have a problem tapping the tape when I get excited and you hear thumps and I apologize. I have not noticed it as much today, but I have to say, and this is not an ad, so don't worry. You don't have to fast forward everybody. But when we did a Kate show last week, Kate Casey show, she has these amazing mics.

Well, because she has a studio, like she's not in her underwear in her house, you know, but she has a really nice studio and she has these like mic cranes that go on the desk and you just kind of swing them at you so you can put your hands in front of you, you're not hitting the mic and stuff. And I got one on Amazon for $20, and I put it in today and it is amazing. It is amazing. Ronnie has been voguing. You guys don't know it. He's been voguing.

His arm's been flapping around and you don't hear a single thing. You know what I've been doing a lot that gets me in trouble is swiping on my track pad. I've been like, swiping, swiping, nothing to hit. There's nothing to hit. Can I tell you something that's crazy? The third place. Please, the Lips Girl. Her name is Wendy.

Oh my God, Ben. We must have just known that on some level. Right? We had to have Wendy did. Yeah, you got it. Wendy Wilson. Oh my God. I love her hamburgers. And I love her tennis balls. So back at the back at the party, Kyle's dog is in the pool. And Karne just goes. Your dog is in the swimming pool.

Yeah. So anyway, I've been wanting you to meet my sister Kim because she is a drug too. And she's like, it's sober now. She's like, yeah, are you so? How long have you been sober? She's like 12 years. God, I love when people meet me and they only want to talk about how sober I am. I've made four cheesecakes. Super cheesecakes, Kyle. It ain't so worst. Why is she allowed to go up to everybody and be like, how long have you been sober? What it's like? So are you sober and then you're not sober?

Are you just sometimes sober? Are you sober in the morning, but not in the evening? What kind of sober? Are you what brand? It's like, why is she allowed to do all that? Exactly. I think the reason why it's his carny Wilson seems

largely, you know, got her shit together, whereas Kim, one never really knows. So until we have a nice streak of sobriety from Kim, we just sort of have to use kid gloves. I think he's streaks the wrong word. Because that's actually possible. Kim could just come in like,

Hey, it's me, I'm not wearing any underwear. Running across the back. She's protesting the Oscars from 1974. I think we should be masters of the Indian people. She's giving a Leo de Caprio speech. And the winner is five days. Healthy and degenious. The indigenous people. So I think what's funny about Karnie Wilson is that she's like a little on, you know, she's very much, it's not that she's like playing it up for the cameras. I get the sense that she's always like a just like a drama kid, you know, because she,

she will talk very sincerely, but then she makes a joke that is almost very to comey sounding almost like a wink to the audience. Yeah. And I just felt like I really needed to express. I love her. Well, she's me. She you know, she's me with more tattoos and more money. Like if she could be juggling, she would be if she could have a slide whistle. And I almost like I feel like she deserves a slide whistle. She's bringing cheesecake to these bitches. Give her a slide whistle.

She deserves it. Weezy. I'll tell you this, Carl. For 12 years, I was led by example. Now listen, I'm a foundmouthed, crazy mother fucker, what I'm sober. God, I'm sober got I'm sober Kyle On Valentine's Day I wrote a letter to Frumze and I said oh miss you girl and then I had a cheesecake

I was like great So release me know what I'm saying Hold on for one more day. So tell what I tell myself. You know what Kyle? You're in love. And I know. And Kyle's like, okay, great talking about sobriety. Liberty apprentice, Liberty apprentice. Oh my God, member board George.

Okay, I'm going inside now. Karnie's like, all right. Well, I'll just be here in the back yard, which is a park. Yeah, yeah, I like, I loved when she said that. Please make her a regular immediately. I meet her in my life every week. Seriously.

So, Rina and Erica Jane are heading to the party in a limo and Rina has brought a gift for Kim's grandbaby, which is funny. It's like some big bunny. Or Lisa Rina, you know, a big, you know, the saying chasing the white rabbit. Look at drug. It's like a drug addict say chasing. I love this. She's gonna love this rabbit.

She can chase it. Maybe she can throw it and then chase it. Go down a hole and then Grace Slick will sing a song about you, baby. One day Johnny Depp is going to place someone who's tried to cut off your head, baby. Never watch the movie. I have no idea what I read the book years ago when I was a kid. I don't know why I'm assuming Johnny Depp is the queen of hearts. That's my second. I think Johnny Depp is a mad mad hatter. Which makes sense because this cheesecake party kind of felt like the mad hatter was in

control. So meanwhile speaking of mad hatters, Kim shows up and she's brought her sponsor Claire, who I wonder if she found in a boutique, doesn't done tap. So Claire is her sponsor. Which by the way, I was happy. I was happy to see that Kim has a sponsor. Because I think the last time, like four years ago, she brought over a life coach and I was like, no.

Yeah, last time it was like a task rabbit. Yeah. A white task rabbit. Get it. So basically, I mean, Kyle, Kyle, essentially says, yeah, this is a message for the other ladies that don't mess with Kim, she's on the right track. Which I actually supported that message

because that's something that I was happy to see. We spent so much time speculating about Kim, I'm like, well good, she does have a sponsor. That shows something, right? Something, baby. Yeah, yeah, I did. But the sponsor didn't seem to know anything about Kim. Yeah. By the end of it, I was like, wait a minute. Are you sponsoring this?

Like, do you mean like a NASCAR sponsor? Like, she's wearing like a seven up hat. I was concerned that Kim thought it was a sponsor dinner. Like, ah, so this from Stofer's? So she's paying me for a duck. She's paying me a dollar for every mile I walk. We're doing the walk of dimes. I'm going to find a dollar in every mile. But yeah, I was, I just keep calling her blanket because Kyle's like, Kim brought her for support and is a security blanket, which I just think is cute.

So Kyle is like, we're going to send a message. It came on the right track and I was like, that's good. But you know, just go to work for other things and to fight with Lisa Rina. You know, like also go to her tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good.

Yeah. Just keep going. You know, keep it consistent, Kim. So really. Yeah, that's just a good, yeah. So keep going, you know, keep it consistent, Kim. So, really? So, Rina is telling Erika and in the car she's like, I think I said everything. And Erika just goes, oh. I love how she amounts to it to you.

She's like, Erika, I have to tell you, because you are the one who came into my room in Mexico and said, I need baby! And I was like, what a brilliant thing to say. What a wonderful saying. And you helped me realize, I think I said everything. America's like, oh, girl. America's like, she's gonna get off the fuck the fuck the fuck.

You are dead, dead. You know, dead is the night, and we're just in the rid of. I'm like, you are dead. Dead. You know, dead is the door. Oh shit. Fuck you. It started laughing. I really like their little friendship. Yeah, I do.

So then back back at the party, Kim's, I Wilson, this is Kim. Kim. Carnie's been sober for 12 years. Kim, Kim, Kim, gives her the flexibility to say, like anything else. This is all I get about this woman. And Karnie, Kim is looking around for a Ferris wheel. She's like, well, you got a car. And you hear raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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It was crazy days. The carnival, right? Right? Everyone's so the cotton candy come out of your mouth. The only truth, Karnie, Wilson. So Karnie, she's like, she's been sober for 12 years. And that's when she started baking and K carny goes, yeah, I gained weight, but it's better than being dead.

And then Kim just looks at her like, um, that was. Like I have seen my prayer for that. All right. All right, big lady with a beard. Do your show. All right, big lady with a beard. Do your show. All right, all right. I'll get on the trippon. You guys got a scrambler here. Some of my favorite ride, but I'm always confused why I never got to exit afterwards. Oh, God. So let's see here. Rina, I think I said everything. I lean. I lean shows up. I lean. It's like, I lean have your.

Yeah. I lean has a caviar moment. It's like for I lean. She's in this episode. Yeah. She's like, you know what I love about caviar? I doesn't make me want to just shit everywhere. Just a big old album. I just love caviar. You know, those little thingies you put the caviar in the little thingies and then they're sour cream and then you're like, hmm, thingies. So, Vinnie, is that my red everyone? Pleenies. So, you could just see the camera die like, hmm, you know what I love is a little spoon. It's less expensive than a big spoon. Vinnie's got a gambling problem.

So, are we done? Are we talking about flower? Are we blini? Right. So she's talking to Kyle and she's like, so Kyle, you know, um, was, have you, did you invite Eden and she's said, yes, she was at that angel food fucking thing. So, and I was in the moment. So, I was like, okay, everybody come over and I'll go, okay, you two, Eden.

And she's like, you know what, what do you think about right now? Because I think it's true that she said all this stuff because like, let's face, she said a thousand times to me. Like, I've heard her say it a million times before. And then she's, I mean, it's like, well, she's never said anything like times to me. Like I've heard her say it a million times before. And then she's, I mean, it's like, well, she's never said anything like that to me. And Kyle's like, well, did you think Kim didn't seem sober at that party?

I'm like, the party she had to have help to come down the stairs. No. No, Kyle, she seemed totally fine. Yeah. Great. So then Doree comes in with the world's most boring story. It literally went nowhere.

She's like, oh, the most amazing thing just happened. My daughter just went scrambling across the room and touched my shoes. Like, and then. And that is all. I've been teaching her to crawl by putting shoes across the room and she's been crawling tall kind of like Kim's doing out there with that rabbit Lisa really keeps throwing around.

I'm not following for this one again, Lisa Rina. That's baby. So, um, uh, at least the Vanderpump and Eden show up next. And, uh, I was hoping that there'd be like another fight because Eden went up to Kyle and was like, thank you for having me. And Kyle kind of didn't respond. Kyle looked the other way and got distracted. I thought for short, Eden was going to spiral out of control on that one.

Nothing. and got distracted. I thought for sure Eden was gonna spiral out of control on that one. Nothing. Thank you for the welcome gift of nothing you just gave me. Cause Carl did. She was like, hello, and they hugged, but Carl got out of it so it couldn't be a hard hug. And then she was like, okay then.

And then she just walked away. I got nothing. And I've given you everything Carl Richards. So thank you for that gift of diminishing returns. You bestowed upon me. So as Kim does whenever she's ready to yell at somebody in a party, Kim is outside at the outside table or whatever. She's always doing that when she's,

no, she's gonna fight with somebody to party. Yeah. So she's out there waiting. So her grandfather comes out there and she's like, Hello darling. Ma, ma, ma, I've got a gift for your grandchild. And Kim puts on that weird English accent again and she goes, I didn't know if it existed.

What? It's like to read with larynjitis. That makes even less sense. I didn't know if it existed. What the fuck are you talking about? And now at that point, Kim went and led Lee's Savander Pump through the lab run until they reached the goblin king. They wait for the left. No, that's right.

Oh, god damn it. Where's that bunny? God damn it. Is that a little creature turning around the lipstick arrows again? Well, he's the key. So I'm the bunny over the bushes. Hey, look, that monster trick is head off is playing it like a basketball. So this has to be my favorite moment of the episode. Eden comes out to

Karney and Karney's like, I am Karney Wilson. I love cheesecake. And Eden goes, um, we've met before actually. She goes, we did. When did we meet before? She goes, um, when we were buying baby stuff. she goes, um, when we were buying baby stuff. What carnies? What? My other one of you have babies, do you? And also I love maybe maybe Edons and you have Wendy. I don't know. I just love the thought of Carney Wilson in some baby store randomly and then

even some baby store randomly and saying hi to Karnie and still getting dist. Like you cannot fucking win. Yeah, she cannot and not only can she not fucking win, like moments later, Kim, Karnie and Eden are all sitting at the at this table together. And you know, Kim hates hates Eden now and she can't even look at her and Eden Eden's just sitting there, and Karne is not looking at her either. And Eden is spiraling out of control on the inside. So she tries to make a gesture. She's like, what if you go, what if you ladies enjoy some tuna tartar?

Like, no thanks, we've already had some. Eden's like, you know, that was like a horrible moment for Eden right there. I offered her, Ratuna tuna and she gave me nothing. I was like, that girl makes my skin crawl. Even as soon as basically coke cut with too much baby formula. I'm gonna poop out my ears. And then so Kim starts talking to whoever's next to her. Eden's right across from her as he goes,

yeah, listen, lady, I'm talking to the space I'm in right now. I'm pretty much sure we all that negative people. I'm like, you like that one over there. Like, Kim, she's not, she didn't do anything to you. Okay. Like she talked behind your back. And I know huge fan of Eden, but come on. Yeah, she's like I'll off the list. Listen here double Wendy. I don't need any sort of bitches. Honey meet you in a tartar. Any bitches at all.

and Karne is like, well, we're gonna have to encounter a lot of idiots on the road to Weldom. She's like, yeah, well, I sure have. By the way, I think we should give a round of applause to these poor waiters who spent the entire episode circling these women trying to get them to eat one of these orders. And no, they would just get passed from the wayers themselves were the past orders because they would come up to a group of people be like Would you care for a crab quick? Oh, I'm good. Thanks. I already had one but I think them over there I think they need one and the way would be would you like a crab cake? Oh, oh actually work

We actually just had one but maybe over there Wait, I think well, so it's a common a little thingy then no, thank you If you if you have an appetizer that comes into thingy with a thingy then I'll take it Oh, thank you. If you have an appetizer that comes into thingy with a thingy, then I'll take it. Until I have my peptopismal. And the last thing I want to do is have diarrhea and the pool while the dogs are in it.

Have you noticed that every couch in here is white? Never noticed until today. So Karni's feeling all awkward. Just Kim's like starting a fire. And Eden's just like sitting there quietly pretending to eat a potato. So inside, Kyle's eating whatever,, wait, whatever, who cares? So Renna finally gets there.

And Vanderpump immediately starts fucking with her. She's like, I need to drink more now than ever. And when it's like, really? But to her face, she's like, Oh, that wasn't very nice. And then her pumps like, oh, he brought to get drunk. And be nice, are you? I brought one to you. Give it to her first.

Good luck. I guess mine's just a little more special because it's more recent. Yes, then then Lisa's like, oh, you're going to give that to Kim. Well, that would be a total disaster. Okay, go do it now. Go do it now. I want to watch. I want to watch. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Just been out there waiting for you next to the lady eating potatoes. Yeah.

I like this. He told her, well, darling, get a drink first. He's so insensitive. Hi, Kim. I would like to talk to you about your sobriety. Well, I'm drinking a martini with extra olives. Here's a big strange bunny. I got from the neighbor from the little bogeyga down the street. So Kim got Rina goes out there and does that thing where she's talking to Kim. Like she's part of her special class. She's like, Hi, Kim. Hi, hi, Kim Richards. Hi, hi. How are you? How are you, Kim Richards? Hi, I can. I brought you a rabbit, baby. And she's like, uh, thanks. Thanks for the lamb. And Kim is so mad. She's like, she knows. She thinks that Rina is so, so, so fake. I guess I can see that.

That does come off as very, very fake. But I also believe that Rina was trying to be nice. Sometimes you can't fault someone for trying to be nice, right? Yeah, I mean, she's making an effort. I get it. But Kim, this is a good time that we have to go over some Kim tweets. Yes, OK, good. I like that. Now, for those of you who don got it. But Kim, this is a good time that we have to go over some Kim tweets.

Yes. Okay. Good. I like now. For those of you who don't follow Kim on Twitter, she is just a treasure. Okay. She get no matter what happens on the show, she gets so angry all over again. And she goes off. Now her use of emojis are a little bit less this week. But she is just going off on. She's like, and by the way, this was like for hours and hours that she was tweeting. She tweeted for like four hours last night. It's like, Bravo, WWE, tell it, Andy, Lisa comes delight. Here she goes. Here's so goes again. Dot, dot, she own it. How many times she gonna own it? And but she continues to bash me.

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But I guess Kim Richards is just getting all mad again. So she sends one to, she had, she sends one to Sassyden. Sassy knows better. It's terrible dot dot is yet concerned. She could have called Oh, no, Lisa Ranna. You met well triple exclamation point and then those crying emojis At I lean davidson she means it get real I lean Oh, come on, you know, you know, you know, that was a perfect chance to say come on I lean Perfect chance, Kim. My favorite is, well, I'm strong now. Strong muscle emoji, the guy making a muscle emoji.

No more Lisa. She cannot do to me, but she's done for the past years. I've got a voice now. Strong emoji, strong emoji. I like Kim. Kim just basically took vocal lessons. I just, again, this is like the ongoing issue with Kim is that she really lashes out very viciously at what she, you know, I understand why she's frustrated with Rina for sure. She just wants Rina to stop talking about her, but she lashes out very viciously and she always has and there's never seems to be a sense of introspection,

right, that like, you know, I acted a certain way and Rina reacted to my actions. And I'm going to, you know, I accept my role in this. It's always just this, you know, Rina's out to destroy me. Rina's out to take me down. Everyone's out to take me down. Everyone's so mean to me. And also she doesn't really realize like who's being mean. I mean, if you're gonna be mad at Eden for spreading it,

why aren't you mad at Doreet for spreading it? Doreet did it too. And this is a tweet. She's like, then she picks on Doree. She goes from me, Brandy, Yolanda, back to me. Now Doree, Lisa and a shame on you. She only apologized because she was getting too heat, fire emoji from all the girls, except for Eileen Davidson, LOL.

There was a lot that edited from these episodes, but this one actually got up and left, and there was a lot more said. I'm sure that we're trying to help you, Kim. Yeah. Take their lead and shut up. Seriously. So back to the show. So I lean as telling, who is Kim talking?

Oh, Camila rise. Hi. No. And Kyle goes. Kyle sees potatoes before she sees the Eden sitting there because you know that's how our eyes work. And she goes straight for the potatoes and she's like, oh shit, it's Eden. And Eden's like, Kyle, you're eating potatoes. And she's like, oh shit, it's Eden. And Eden's like, Kyle, you're eating potatoes. And she's like, yeah, and she goes,

I love that you love potatoes. I miss that 100%. Kyle gives Kim looks like, are we gonna kill this bitch or what? I totally miss that. That is amazing. There were a lot of little baby lines in this episode that were so funny. So.

So funny. So. So Kim is now, she's angrier at Eden than ever before. She's just roiling over there. And now she's, Kim has this whole thing of people in recovery build each other up. They don't beat each other down. And I'm like, hey, you've been in recovery for one second. And B, Eden never was trying to tear you down. And on

game night, if anything, Eden was the one who was who kind of actually was brokered that piece for a moment. Remember, there was like a little bit of an apology between Rinna and Kim. And that was because of Eden saying, so we're people, we're honest people, we're sympathizers, and we need to sympathize whatever she said. So the fact that Kim is misconstruing Eden's, perhaps overstepping her balance, but still I think, what was trying to be a helpful stance

as trying to take her down, shows I think some of Kim's problems that she has to deal with, which is this hyper sensitivity to a situation. Yeah. Or it's hyper-insensitivity. And she's just fucking rude, you know? So inside, Eileen is telling Rina, she's like, well, I think we should have a talk with Eden.

And she's like, no, wait, you first. So she pulls Eileen into the white couch living room. And she's like, no, wait, you first. So she pulls Eileen into the White Couch living room. And she's like, oh, this is the White Couch of Confessions because I seem to remember there was an important scene with the Maloofs on this couch once also. And don't forget, Adrian also left a brown stain on this. Now hers was from spray time. Yeah, I think this is the Maloofs in Brandy

when they were trying to have a reckoning about the rumor. Yeah. And Kyle has still not learned to get plethora. So she pulls her in there and Rinna's like, well, I met with Eden on Friday and I'm racking my brain like, how could I possibly said these things and you know that night in the Hamptons when the question was what keeps you up at night and Kyle said I'm getting a call to my sister is dead and that's what I meant. I mean of course

it was a year ago and it was a totally different time but I talked to Harry today and we've had so many people die and I'm like you're on high alert. Your terrorism level orange basically Yes, I was right. Those are both the names of movies that I lean start in in the Burbank film festival high alert and terror level orange three She's like you're basically on higher higher alert terror terror level orange three I did great work in that movie. I played the president of Post-America as a future setting thing and we were being invaded by sharks on motorcycles that could really be there. Exactly. Just how I was feeling when Kyle said that her sister was going to die in the Hamptons.

Oh my god. How many things are we not going to let go from that fucking day in the hampton? One den Hampton. Oh my God. That was at the beginning of last season. So she just comes clean. She's like, basically would have tried to save Miss Eileen, president of post America. I said it. I said it all. There I confess, baby.

I'm guilty of caring too much. Kim Richards, baby. I just wanted to be the best mother. I knew how to be is that so wrong, baby You're doing so little credit will you So Eileen is like ee Ix but then Eileen trying to make her feel better and saying these things and somehow Eileen apologizes I don't know why that Eileen's like no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I mean, apologizes. I don't know why, but I mean, like, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm like, why are you apologizing, I mean? She knows it's about the suck for Rina. Yeah. The first island goes, well, that changes a lot. She's a, I know. I know what's gonna happen to me. They're gonna stomp me. And she's like, well, I'm sorry, darling.

I'm surprised and disappointed, but she put herself in the situation, but on the positive side, Lisa were in a still a good person and She still owns it. They took her a while to pay it off, but she put it down payment in the store and buy Golly She did YouTube videos until she had enough money to own it. It was you know, it was like a Least-owned situation and she finally got to the end of that part of the equation. Have you ever tried to buy a couch from Jennifer Leather? It starts out at $500, but the time you pay it off with all the interest rates, you're

paying $9,000 for a couch, and Lisa Rinne did it! Listen, just because the memories were in layaway doesn't mean she doesn't still own them. There's a whole new pull out available and she still own it. She got some coupons and she owns it. Look at her. It's but she owns it. So, um, uh, Karne baking makes her happy. She's telling everyone this in the back yard, so that's exciting. And then, um, um, Kyle.

But, Karney, this is so good because Karney's acting like she's the head of a weight watcher's mating. She's like, ladies, I make these little baby cheesecakes because I love cheesecake. And I'm always telling my girlfriends, you don't gotta be neurotic about it. Just have one little bite or 10 little cheesecakes, which adds up to one little bite really. I mean, math, math, sorry, but at least I'm not drunk. It's like, Karney, you're talking to a bunch of skinny ass bitches. They do not need weight advice from you.

Just give them the cheesecake. And also remember how mad they are that they're being forced to eat multiple cheesecakes on camera. Just remember that, Karney. Mixed with tuna tartar. I feel like this whole episode is just basically trying to get island to shit. I also didn't understand this party setup. There was a full table with play settings setup for dinner. And yet everyone was eating cheesecakes and little seating area next to it. And then some people were sitting inside. There was no flow. I didn't get it.

It's a Kyle party. Yeah. The damn wet dogs probably sitting on someone's lap somewhere. Taxi. So Kyle and I'm sorry. So Eileen and Rinner sitting on that couch and then Kyle comes over and is like, what are you guys doing in here? What's why don't you join the party? What's going on? And I love that. I mean, he's just like, bye. And she just bolts out of there. She's like, I'm gonna let you talk to Kyle. I'm not doing this with you.

And why not doing this? I mean, shitting on your couch. Where's the bathroom? And Rinna does the Kyle. I like how she talks to Kyle. She's like, oh, Kyle, oh, Kyle, come on. Stand to have a good little talk. We're trying to figure some stuff out. It's time to have a good little talk. We're trying to figure some stuff out And Karne comes in she's like Cosmere and chase cakes out there. We're literally sample and chase cakes right now And then cut and so then Rina's like oh, she's like, oh, okay It was literally like one of those movies where someone says I have something I really need to tell you And then someone interrupts and you're like that doesn't happen in real life But carny made it happen. Yeah, carny made it happen

I thought it was like one of those things in a movie where someone's like really terrified to sing But they've been entered into a talent show and it's time and they're like you're on Yeah, just that moment where they're like oh shit. They're gonna throw it to me. This is at my face. Yeah, yeah, it was like fine Alright, let's do this. It's like the climax of the bad boy. I bet I like it meant walking. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, here's Susan Sarandon. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

So they all go outside and you know, Rina is just, you could see she's like, oh god, it's coming up soon. It's coming up soon. And meanwhile, everyone is. It's like a TVBB. Yeah. La la la la la.

And everyone's just sitting there eating the cheesecake and eating this trying to crack jokes. It's like, who needs men when you have your dessert? And the police have been up, I'm like, does that cheesecake buy me jewelry? And Dereet tries to ride the wave of that. Yes, that's true. Does a cheesecake buy me to read?

I don't think so. That was not really a yes and that was a yes. Yes, that was me who said that was a yes, I agree. She's like, my mother used to tell me she's bought me McDonald's, but it was just a hamburger between two pieces of white bread. And I tell the other kids's bought me McDonald's but it was just a hamburger between two pieces of white bread and I tell the other kids I got McDonald's I got McDonald's Let's stop stealing from Eddie Murphy for one second Why do they call it? What's the deal with cheesecake anyway?

It doesn't taste like cheese doesn't taste like cheddar. It's not a speci of pie. What's the deal with it? Though while my Dread and Personation sandwich My D my de read impersonation suddenly turned into your de read impersonation Mrs. Padmore is a ghost that will never leave once you let her in your body she will never leave So everyone is sitting around in a big circle. And Rinna sits down. She's like, and Kim is just looking at her, like, her head's twitching up and down. It's like bobbing like a booey in the ocean.

You know, like, I like that. The bobbing in the ocean noise. Just getting so more and more pissed just looking. And so everyone's like, oh, cheesecake. How lovely. I love cheesecake. Do you like raspberry? I love raspberry. And Rina's like, wait, I have something to say. Ding, ding, ding, ding. It's like, oh, no. At this point, I was fully covered up with all the pillows in my couch. I was like, I, this is gonna be so awful. I was like just looking through a small crack of light in between three of the cushions.

So this is gonna be awful. Now, I have something to say to you, Kim Richards, you mind if I say something to you? She goes, I really appreciate that. Leave lives of Reynolds. Leave the retinas. Yeah, I can contact me. So Kim is looking like she's, I'm sorry, I'm smoking out the screen door smoking out the screen door. So basically, Rina says, I said, I smoke out the screen door, we're at Renny time,

screen door. Yeah, that's not the time door. So I had to get ready. So, um, so basically Rennie is like, I said it Kim. I said it. And Kyle. Wow. Kyle was shocked. Kyle's head, jotted forward and down and her jaw was out. I mean, that was a great, great look from Kyle. Yeah, she's like Lisa Rina flat out lied to me in Mexico with her eyes all crossing in her temple. You know, I love me some Kyle Botox temple veins because those things look like they're going to just start popping up, chalk, syrup all over the place. Yeah, but she's like throbbing, but Rina, I love how she said it because she goes on game night in the heat of the moment. After game night. I said some things and I didn't remember But now I've had time to talk to my husband my community my social worker and my children

I've discussed this with the ACLU glad And that's life matter And we all agree that I said it. So Kim is grilling right now. Kim, I mean, this is Kim's moment. And Rina takes it on the chin. And Kim is basically like, You say these things and you don't realize how it hurts me and my family and my grandson

soon when he's born. He will, he will, he'll be crying when he comes out and he's going to be crying because of you Oh, that's other people And uh, but by the way the irony I'm sorry to interrupt but the irony of Kim telling Rina You know you just say these things and then you apologize and well I said it I own it and I'm sorry The irony of Kim attacking Rina for that when she has fully befriended Brandy Glanville is rich. Yes, unlike Kim.

I'm not saying that excuse is Rina, but I'm just saying Kim, what about your friend Brandy? She does the same thing. Yeah, well, the good things about Housewives shows to me is that they're all wrong all the time. Like, it's very rare that one of them's right, you know? So it's like two wrongs not making your right and it's so delicious to watch. And Rin is like, well, I see now that you're you're in a good place and it was just after came night and

I had rage flowing through me. I just didn't remember anything. I didn't even remember going to a store. What came to do we play? Scrabble I good? How much did I make? Did I get any triple word scars? I came home and I had just so much wheat in my hands. What was happening? Did I go to the island of Catan? Why did I have so many wheat? And where did all my sheep go? I can't remember a single thing. It was the heat of game night. If I lost the wolf actuary, how do I have so many dusters? Somebody give me a clue! Harry Hamlin said I now own a city in the mountains. Can you believe it? I'm the mayor of a city now. I have so many testers. Somebody give me a clue. Harry Hamlin said I now own a city in the mountains. Can you believe it? I'm the mayor of a city now. I just game night. So she continues.

We're two people, me and Eden are two people who have lost history to this awful disease. And I thought it would be safe to talk to her. And then Vanderpomp who has never known when to quit when she's ahead ever. Yes. In the history of to quit when she's ahead, ever. Yes. In the history of the show, it's like, well, of course you were safe, darling,

because you were talking to someone else about it. I would feel safe, maligning someone. It was a maligning, Miss Vanderpump. Yeah. Well, I mean, Lisa, here's the thing. Lisa knew she was gonna get it, and she knew she was gonna give Vanderpump an opportunity to take out her knives and Cutaway and enjoy it. So you know Rina just sort of had to take it

But well the best part about this was then it cut away to Lisa Vanderpump doing an impersonation of Rina It was really good and was weird too was weird hearing Lisa Vanderpump doing sort of a Texas accent Yeah, and she does that squeak. Oh hearing least so Vanderpump doing sort of a Texas accent. And she does that squeak. Oh, for God. I remember now. I remember my mom. I remember now. So Rina's like, but on the other hand, you were provoking me,

Kim Richards and Dorikos. What did she do to provoke? Yeah. And Rina laughs. I'm just don't you remember? And she goes, do you remember it? Do you remember it? Oh yeah, and then Kim's like,

well, that's not nasty. They're saying I don't remember provoking stuff. Well, she was saying Dorit. She was making fun of Dorit, Dorit's memory issues, which is funny, because Rinna just had some memory. Oh yeah, that's what it was. So Rinna was saying to Durede, oh, do you even remember game night?

Do you remember it? And then Durede's like, what? And then Rinna just laughs in her face. And then that's why Durede's like, that was a little bit of a dig. It was a little bit of a dig, almost as if she were Erica Jane digging herself with her big muff sticking out with a shovel too.

Get it? No Durede, I don't act true. Lisa Rinna out with a shovel too, get it? Like no to read I don't attack her. Lisa Rinna's quite a dig dog, but at least she's wearing panties, I'll give her that! Now why do you keep saying I'm bringing it up? I'm never bringing it up, I don't even know what panties are. So Kim's going on. Oh, this hurt my maid! My maid cried for a week week and my babies are affected and

And when it's like I really wanted to move on with you Kim bitches and Panda pup cuz move on you contested her sobriety She can test it. Yes Camille's like I was there in court that day Contest of it. You'll be your guilt caught that day. She's going to contest it over. Suspended. You're guilty. You're guilty.

So, yeah, also Kim was like, just so you know, here's my sponsor, Claire, and when it's like, hi, Claire, Claire was like, hi, nice to meet you, hi. Anyway, back to you. Yeah. When it's like, Claire, would you like a discount on a decent jacket. Do you know Spencer? He's got a boutique too. Have you watched Project Runway? I know Isaac.

Would you like to have lunch with him one day? Move over here Claire. Come over here Claire. So, um, so then, so Rina is trying to own her shit at this moment, but she's really failing Especially when she then says that on game night the way Kim was acting a sober person doesn't act like that Kim I was like Rina what's Rina stop Rina Even if you think that you just you can't just be quiet. It's the apology time just be quiet now Now the fight turns into what a sober woman acts like and then Kim basically turns into Sally Field

and it goes, and you, and you to Eden, I should mention, you basically pivots to Eden is like, and another thing. She's like, Hey, you, hey, you even sober, really? Do you even know how superprice knocksacks and runes like no Because and you eaten like you go around repeating it. Let me tell you this Eden We're me and Kyle aren't you and your dead sister Katia and she's a well, and then Rina's like that was uncalled for What what she's doing well, I'm tearing you well basically So well some stuff happened before then. So first, you know, Kim turns to, Kim turns to Eden and it's like, and you, and you, and then they, you know, they start to fight, you know, like, why did you, you go and tell,

she's like, you went until everyone, everyone in the song about me and I was a drunk and this and this and you didn't feel anything when you walked me down the stairs. A-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And then Lisa Vanderpump is like, well darling, to be fair, I mean, all this stuff was already out there. And that's when Kyle gets mad. And Kyle's like, that's not true, Lisa.

Pickle lane. Pickle lane. Pickle lane. I was like, is she saying pickle? Pickle lane? Is she asking me to pickle something? Pickle lane? So then Lisa, Rina, Pickling she asked me to pickle something pickling so um so then uh

Lisa um rina Decides to appeal to the crowd. She's like Isn't it isn't it all about love in the end? Isn't it all about love and Kyle's like no? It's not She's like we've never had a chest to heal k Kim Richards. And Kim's like, how can we heal? When he keeps torturing my maid with rumors like this. She's like, even your sponsor is here. Claire, what do you think?

Claire's like, well, you do need to let go of your resentment to move on, Kim. And Kim gives her this look like, well, I don't go to the air, there goes your tip. Yeah, some sponsor. So then Kyle starts accusing Ian of being judgmental. She's like, you weren't bringing love, you're being judging, you're judging.

And he was like, I was just asking, and poor Eden, she's like, all I wanted to do was walk her down the stairs and get something out of it. It's emotion to hug. Just give me a hug after the one to get to the bottom of the stairs, bitch. Is that so much to ask for? Yeah, I'm even just like, all you women

were always talking about this and blah, blah, blah, blah. And Kim was like, you don't know. And she's like, I'm trying to talk to your sister. Can I just talk to your sister as a recovering alcoholic? It wouldn't be right to turn my back on someone in pain. And Kim's like, yeah, we're not, we're not cats, yeah. Yeah. And she's like, and she goes, have some compassion. And Brenna goes, have some compassion and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came and came she has a sister who struggled and died and she's kind of seeing this in you guys and Kim goes, no. Kim was cold in this moment because when Kim said, don't be confused here that this is

the catch and eating story like with a Richard sisters back off. I was like, shut the fuck up, Kim. Shut the fuck up. I mean, I mean, they're all kind of wrong here, because Eden was wrong to really graft her experience onto Kim and Kyle, but at the same time, I understand why it triggered something in her. And Kyle and Kim was wrong, and Kyle was wrong

to just dismiss Eden, not to dismiss Eden, but to just be so nasty about it right then and there. So Eden definitely overceptor bounds, but everyone was kind of right. Like, can you guys show a little bit of compassion? Yeah, they're just fucking assholes. They're so mean. Those witcher sisters, and they always are when they get together like that.

Well, thank God we have Carnie Wilson. Yeah, Carnie Wilson. For the first time ever, Carnie Wilson. Yeah, Carnie Wilson. For the first time ever, Carnie Wilson voice of reason. Yeah, she's like, when I make a steak girls, I own it. And then I eat a cheesecake. That's just what you got to do. Like, I got reasons to be resentful. But if I hold on to them, I'm drunk. It's like dominoes. You one slash a column of every day. They're on their way right now, Kyle.

Do you have a gate code for them to get in here? And then Rinna is like, yeah. And the first domino was what you said about my husband. And Kim's like, oh, I said, let's talk about your husband. What's so wrong with that? And then Kyle did kind of jump on Kim for this one. She's like, well, Kim, you never said what you were implying, but you did make people wonder, and that's why she's mad.

And then Eileen's like, well, why can't Kim admit it? Kim's too smart not to know what she did. Exactly. And then Kim says, I've apologized so many times. Like, well, if you apologize so many times, why did you just say two seconds ago that you didn't say anything in the first place? See, that's the thing.

It's like, you have to, like, you, you not to quote Rina,'s like you have to like you you Not to quote Rina, but you do have to own it you if I That's one of the steps. You're supposed to own this shit the stuff that you did, you know Yeah, because Rina it did hurt Rina in that situation. I mean admittedly Rina was doing stuff that was hurting Kim in that moment, but Rina was trying to actually be helpful Kim in that moment, but Rina was trying to actually be helpful, but that doesn't mean that then you don't, that she doesn't deserve an apology going backwards. So, yeah.

All, you know, all of this really is just everybody is so nosy about Kim's alcoholism because it's so blatantly obvious to people on set, especially because they're waiting for hours for Kim to shoot. And they're waiting on planes because Kim's not there. Yeah. And so it's more obvious to them than maybe it is to us because for a long time to us, it was hidden the stuff that was going on backstage and stuff. But everybody needs to mind their own fucking business. But it's also because Kim won't just say all that fight at that trip when Lisa Rina threw the glass and tried to strangle her turkey neck. Even that, if

Kim was mad that they were talking about her sobriety again, instead of just saying, I appreciate that you guys are worried about me. I do have a problem. I'm working on it. I get that I'm not perfect, but I'm working on it. And thank you for caring. And if I do need to talk to somebody, I will come to you. That's it.

And on top of that, because they had that discussion of like, don't talk about my, don't talk about this. And so, Rinna was, even if I remember correctly in that Amsterdam restaurant, Rinna was just trying to explain something in her life with her sister and then she sort of was like, and that's why I sort of reacted to you that way because of my sister. And that's when she was like, don't talk about me. You know, and like, it was so over the top. She was so sensitive about it.

Slash it. Yeah, because Rena was trying to say, I'm sorry that I'm talking about this so much, but the reason I am is because of my sister and I won't talk about it anymore. But she even brought it up. Kim was like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm mad at you. Yeah.

So this part is really good because she's Rena, first of all, can't possibly give a shit. Kim said something about Harry. I mean, that was so long ago, but she brings it up whenever it gets really bad with Kim because that's like her you are. You know, and so she's like, yeah, well, it hurt Harry, even though, you know, you never said anything, but people would come up to him and the street and say, what did you do, Harry? Himmlin? And she goes, well, I said, I'm sorry. And then Rinne goes, you know what, Kim? I get it. And I believe you, and I accept it.

Thank you for your apology. And then Erica goes, good. I'm going to be an alcoholic if this shit keeps going on. She's like, I told him if he wasn't a marrying kind, then move out the way so the marrying kind could find me a little August Wilson right there. Fence is alien. You like that? Erica was so funny in this part and she goes, wow, Riddle really took that one around.

I don't know how many lives that cat has left. But I'm going to name my next song after it. Nine pussy surprise. I'm going to be colored alcohol after it. Nine pussy surprise. I'm gonna be colored out, gah, gah, gah, gah. Look at this shit keeps up. So funny. And no one really even got it.

They just let her go and then she slugs back a glass of wine. Yeah. So then, it was good, because Rina turned it all into Kim apologizing to her and everyone was like, good, it's over. Kim said she was sorry. Yeah. But Karni also, it's funny. Same Karnie also almost sounds like Carnie and Sada.

But Carnie also... DORUSUS, CAMPZEL DAMANO. Bacarney was talking sense, and this is the sort of sense that need has probably been needed to... that needed to be vocalized probably three reunions ago. Carnie's basically like, she tells Kim, you know, hey, these two women eat in and, and Rina, they've lost his service to addiction. So if they judge too quickly,

you have to be compassionate about it. And then Karne tells Rina, and I think actually eating again, like you all stop to understand, or maybe to the other women, she's like, you have to understand, there's a reason why we drink. That's because there's fear and sadness inside and you have to respect

that too. We're wired. We're wired. We're loony. We're wired this way. We're never going to be normal. We drink to deal with our loonyness. We can't all be Wendy's.

Yeah. We can't go to Wendy's. But no, but but Karne was right. She was like, listen, everyone just think about these things. You know, like think that these women have gone through a trauma in their lives and they have triggers. And these women over here, they have issues, and you have to be sensitive to that. And if you just are more aware of that, y'all can get along. I was like, Karne Wilson, I was doing the slow clap. I was doing the Erica J and slow clap for her. I was like, thank God someone said it properly.

Yeah, people will listen to someone with cheesecake and then Kim keeps going. She's like, yeah, well, I just can't have my world out there again because as hard as I work this past 10 minutes, you know, I'm gonna stand up for myself Because I have felt like I was gonna die. I could have been dead at any moment, you know It was I'm like, okay, so your bitch. You rent a site. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. I hurt you You know, and I'm sorry that you were so close to death with you

would you just basically admit it on national TV so thanks and with you, would you just basically admit it on national TV? So thanks. And, uh, and Renewa apologizes and, and Karni and Claire are both like, uh, Kim, you should accept this. We think that Renewa's, we think Renewa's, we think she means it. It's, except it, Kim. And then Venerpum's like, I don't believe a single word of it. She's like, well, it's not enough to just say it, Renewa. You must mean it. Do you mean it? She's like, I mean it band-a-pop. Do you? Do you really truly mean it? You can't just break addition, glue it back together and expect it still to hold it. She'll aim sea bass darling. My cow are you using that

analogy? If anybody has been glued back together 20,000 times it's Kim. And she's still here. You're wrong. And I hate to say that to my queen because you know, I love me some Vanderpump, but shut up already. Okay. This isn't about you, either lady. So um, Claire's Claire just adds in there.

She's saying, it might take a while for you to forgive, but you should forgive and you're fired. And Karne is like, look what she's Kate can do. It's true. Actually, I mean, there's a reason why I was recurring theme on the golden girls. Yes. I mean, look at look what all those ladies went through. Yeah. Cheesecake heals all. Of course, Dorothy still did quit the show for some man, so whatever. But then it continues on Twitter because we've read some of Kim Richards tweets, but Lisa Rinna's response has been the best.

She put it a picture of them shooting this day and she goes, what you didn't see, baby, was me and Kim having another scene reconciling on the couch. And then you see all the lights on them while they're on a white couch holding hands and smiling at each other because Kim just keeps adding her with all these hate tweets or whatever. And she's like, hearts, hearts, Kim Richards, hearts. Exactly. Well, it was a great episode. Lots of interesting stuff.

I'm exhausted. That was really long. Just a lot out of me. That took a lot out of me. So that was really long, but this was an important episode of Beverly Hills for the season. So there you go. It was good. So everyone, thanks for listening.

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