Watch What Crappens - #407 RHOBH: MommyI$$uz3

Episode Date: March 8, 2017

Erika Jayne opens up to us about her mommy issues, Rinna tries to get her dog to sit down, and Kyle throws herself a Fat Jewish party. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrap...pens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:13 Christy Doherty and Mia Hansen-Loha and our very special super-sumscran-a sponsor, Miss Madonna Hines, match with a sexy T! We love you girls. Hello and welcome to the Watch What Crappens Podcast! The podcast about all that crap we love to talk about on Yee-O-Broves. I'm Ronny Karram from the Trash Talk TV, our H-O-B audiobooks recaps on iTunes, and also the Rose Pricks Bachelor podcast, which you
Starting point is 00:01:46 can find every place. And I'm with the gorgeous, talented waiting for a package if he'd ever order one Ben Mantelcove, the B side blog and the Bachelor Blender podcast. Hello, Ben. Hi, everyone. I was just lamenting to Ronnie that I'm jealous because he's waiting for a package to arrive. And I'm like like I want a package to arrive But I didn't order anything. I am constantly I'm finding that I'm ordering more things on Amazon now because I want a package Yes, not because I really did it like I ordered ziploc last week just for the thrill of getting a package You know, it's crazy. I know exactly what you mean and sometimes I I you know, it's crazy. I know exactly what you mean. And and sometimes I, I, I have a mom where I think to myself, maybe someone will just send me a package today. Maybe someone will,
Starting point is 00:02:31 maybe someone will send me an Nintendo switch or something. I'm a switch. I think I was telling my friend about that, like ordering stuff just for fun and she said I think that means you're lonely. That's like oh good. I know I think it's because it feels not. No, no. I think I think I could definitely order one of those around here. It didn't order that. It's a ruckus and zip on. It's fun.
Starting point is 00:02:58 That's why people do it. It's fun. Yeah. Gotta have a hobby ladies and women. Anyway, welcome to Beverly Hills Day day the real housewives of Beverly Hills I'm excited what a show guys. We got to see Erica Jane feel things which was crazy I think one of her gaze was like girl you need to feel something bad think one of her gaze was like girl, you need to feel something bad. Yeah, it's everything.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Oh, wow, good. Well, just pretending I'm a fuck bitch. I don't like my mom of his. Yeah, this was definitely a look inside the life of Erica, Jane, before we tee up a big feud with her and Dorit. That way you can take her side and not to read side. Well, why would you take Dorit side? No.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Dorit is an untakeable side, that woman. Yeah, I agree. And it was definitely, this episode was definitely a return to Dorit being front and center as the queen of lunacy on this show, because we've had several weeks of Lisa Rina Kim Richards drama. And now we're going to go segue back into the read being the the prime problem. Well, at least we did get some Rina and at least we got to see Kim be a victim again. Oh, that was good. I needed that in my life. I was like, Kim cannot be over there. So I'm sure enough she's like, okay, so let's start from the beginning because I will get off the rails very quickly
Starting point is 00:04:26 with the real housewives of Beverly Hills. Okay, we start at the beginning. Aww. Kim Richards and the amazing Technicolor Dreamcom. I had a cold cow. I'm about to eat cold airs, I'm not a fan of the color. I'm not a fan of the color. I'm not a fan of the color.
Starting point is 00:04:50 I'm not a fan of the color. I'm not a fan of the color. I'm not a fan of the color. I'm not a fan of the color. I'm not a fan of the color. I'm not a fan of the color. I'm not a fan of the color. I'm not a fan of the color. I'm not a fan of the color. I like that Kim can turn Joseph in the amazing technical drink cut into cops.
Starting point is 00:05:09 That's what she would do. That's actually because she probably watches both at the same time. She's about to go into the lion's den and the cops so up. Well, I'm not in here. I guess you are. You're in the lion's den. No lie. Bad guy. Mad Kyle. What you're in the lions then Bad cow what you gonna do what you gonna do Wow This is how we begin it's only going to get crazy or from here. Yeah, I have a feeling
Starting point is 00:05:39 The only thing I have to say from the previous leads is please bring Carney Wilson back for real I don't know if there's like a writing campaign that we can do. I need Carney Wilson in my life The one thing missing from this episode was I love cheesecake It's like yeah, all I needed in this episode to make it a perfect episode. Yeah, I just need Cheesecake and Carney Wilson So we open over it. Villa Russa darling. With allie.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Lisa, casually laying on the grass, combing dogs that are dressed like Valentine's Day cards. What the fuck was going on at that house today? I really don't know. It reminds me of some, I can try to remember what movie it was, where some, I don't know. You know what, doesn't know. It reminds me of some, I try to remember what movie it was, where some, I don't know. You know what? Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter the movie. We'll just move on. You know what it was? Lisa Vanderpump to go on with the Joseph Amazing Technical or Dream
Starting point is 00:06:34 Code references. She was like, Miriam, taking in Moses and Moses was the dogs. Is that work? No. Okay, sorry. Part of our has very few cares. I was one of Egypt's Mirion. That was my role. I was part of our thank you. Everybody part of the queen. I had the top number of thanks. So she's coming a dog and she's like, Oh,
Starting point is 00:07:05 jiggy, are you jealous of Harrison darling? Well, yes, because you're just pretending jiggies dead already. Okay. I mean, I know he should have been gone a long time ago, but he is still alive. Could you treat him with some respect? You know that hanky and bankier I and jiggies are next meal. They're just waiting. They're like those two eels and in little in some of those upper hearts and little mermaid, you know, you know, hang, if you look at Hanky and Panky, they only have one eye that
Starting point is 00:07:28 really works. They get together and they make, make a face. And it's always focused on jiggy. And then I thought, well, Lisa's just, you know, saying jiggy because he happens to be there. But no, jiggy really did look suicidal. He was on a chair looking like, should I jump off this fucking thing? I'll do it. Yeah. Jiggy stood up and shook himself off and was thinking, this is it. I got a few more ounces of energy in me.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Maybe I'll just make a run for the swan pond. I made a gift of Jiggy doing that shake. And I am staring at it just going on and on and on. I was going to do that. It's so funny. I was going to do that too. Just like a never ending jigshake. It's so cute. So this is quick cutting between all the ladies.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Kyle and her stupid, tiny penis car. Yeah, her Maserati. Speed up to lunch to meet Doreet. Oh, Doreet, we're going to go to Pastel. So wonderful. That one who loves chatting. I love chatting're gonna go to Pastel! Oh, so wonderful, that one who loves chatting, I love chatting with everyone that is Pastel. Carl, I've got a question for you.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Do you realize how gorgeous you are, Carl? It's so hot, Carl. You're so hot. Do you know how hot you are? I've just been sitting here drinking water, and I thought I was just hydrating myself, but it turns out I was preparing for you because you're so hot cop!
Starting point is 00:08:47 And then we cut to another stupid tiny penis car and this time it's Erika's. And now Erika, I feel like earned it. I know that Maurizio started a real estate company by stealing his brother and Loss clients and is now one of the most giant ones in the world, but I still respect more for taking Don Brickles inside of her. Is that weird? I'm like, she earned that car more than Maurizia did. I like that Erica pulls up to Sweet Butter, fun breakfast establishment in the valley. She pulls up to Sweet Butter,
Starting point is 00:09:17 and then she bessie parks really close to the table where she and Ilene are eating, and Erica goes, she's a little filer, like her, but that's okay. Andileen goes she I'm like oh Eileen is just learning about gay talk isn't she how funny how original that she uses she for everything so I feel that she was quite cool to me when I first met her it's a car I leave I. Oh, it's down. I just want to talk about something.
Starting point is 00:09:47 It's just a little thing. But I just want to know, when you said she, you refer to your car, right? You were in refer to me. I just want to squash. I don't want to become a theme, but now I feel like it's a big thing. And I'm sort of like the villain because I don't understand why your car is a she. I leaned as a relax. So fun, I leaned.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Well, I just wanted to make sure. Have I mentioned that I like caviar, comes from little thingies with thingies that you put on thingies and oh, so delicious. Well, so, Spide. Well, like... Just wait here for a moment. I need to go take a shit in the bathroom of sweet butter.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Swaffles went right through me. You're in the bathroom of sweet butter. Swaffles went right through me. So Erica announces the old going home to see my mom. I love fast cars. It probably comes from a red neck upbringing. I've just gotten tell it 10 minutes. It's like you don't know. I'm in town with almost,
Starting point is 00:10:42 you're in Pasadena, you're never in town in 10 minutes. You can lie all you want to. You can have as expensive as a car as you want to. It's still stuck in the freeway like everybody else until your car learns to have an exhaust like Don Rickles that ain't flying anywhere. Exactly. That's what I was so mad at Erica about her Pasadena traffic line. Well, because it's so such a pain in the ass to go to Pasadena traffic line. Well, because it's so such a pain the ass go to Pasadena.
Starting point is 00:11:07 However, I do feel like when you go to Pasadena, it's a pain the ass to get there, but when you get there, it's always so nice. You're like, oh, it was worth it. As opposed to driving someplace like Santa Monica where you get there and you're like, eh, it's a PF Changs. Even though there's one in Pasadena too, for someone who's in the one in Pasadena, feels nicer. Yes, like the cheesecake factory and pastadena feels fancy.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Like people get dressed up to go. Yeah, exactly. So Erica's going to be going to Georgia to the blah blah. She's gonna play. And I'm just laughing at the idea that I just love the idea that Erica's mom has taken up community theater. She's gonna be in the local Georgian version of Luma Girl. It's a great show. My mom's doing assholes.
Starting point is 00:11:52 That's like some games play. My mom's doing who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? Hope that everybody. She was a real bitch girl, let me tell you that. Let me tell you something. I don't go to fuck. I don't go to fuck. I don't care. I don't care. I'm afraid of the Virginia wolf. Joel, I'm afraid of the Virginia wolf. That'd be you'll tell you that much. Please, Elmer. You won't dance with me, Angel Titsy. Am I right, everyone? So she's talking about how her mom has gone through a rebirth. Like she was always kind of flaky and, you know, never really holding down a job it sounds like, but then her folks died and it's really made
Starting point is 00:12:31 her more artistic than ever. Like yeah, I mean, this is really me to say, but when you just get to move into your parents free house, like suddenly your life frees up to your community theater, you know. Like, ooh, she's more artistic than I've ever been in my life. Cut to her mom on stage at the local library. Get my regards to Broadway. Her old square. When did she get to build your beauty?
Starting point is 00:13:02 Oh, Oh, Oh, So she's talking about how her mom is doing a community theater and I lean like, well, that is beyond cute. Now, get back to me when she has to be presented. When she has to pretend to be a possessed by the devil every single day for 30 years on TV. Have her give me a call when she's stonmined by Marlena Evans again. Fucking cockroaches that one. So, so now we go, we cut back to Kyle with Doreet. And Kyle is telling Doreet that she has essentially
Starting point is 00:13:51 invited the fat Jewish who's Instagram celebrity, as many people know, to appear at Kyle by adding to for some event there. If it's Maritzo would have an open invitation there. I like how Druid's like everyone follows him. Everyone loves the fact that just all my friends follow him. We think he's just so funny. I like shut up to read you probably don't even know who this is. Just like following Jackie Mason's Instagram account. I follow time, Dan. It's just true. I followed on day miss you's Jewish, isn't see Just following random fat people on Instagram Just assumes they're all Jewish Ali was right to my right cow
Starting point is 00:14:36 Wasn't wasn't the fat Jewish embroiled in some scandal that he stole everything and that that was like a whole thing All the all its comedians were like we hate the fat Jewish. He just steals our jokes and steals our memes and just takes full credit for them. Oh my god I thought that was Jimmy Kimmel. I thought that was presale no I think the fat Jewish Carlos Mincella. Carlos Mincella definitely he stole Bill Cosby's routine. Bill Cosby that's like a huge one this he's like Jell-O-Putting Pops. No there's like a there are videos like side by side where Carlos Mencius deals Bill Cosby's routine nearly side by like to the word. Wow. I mean, talk about a lazy stealer. You can't even go
Starting point is 00:15:13 out to a club to steal. He's just stealing lines from the Cosby show. Yeah, back in 2015, there was a whole dust up because the comedy community kept on saying that the fat Jewish was was taking everyone's jokes. So of course, to read with love them, the most unoriginal comedian there is. He lives in my basement. Sports George. So Kyle's having him over. Of course. Kyle tells us he's having him over because, you know, he's got a lot of Instagram followers and it's good for business. It's good for the store.
Starting point is 00:15:50 I mean, we do a lot of celebrity events. For example, Nicky's book signing and, uh, that's yours. Carlton and Geddy at once came in looking for a thumbtack, which was weird, but, you know, we publicized that. I'm so excited to meet him, Kyle. And Kyle goes, wait a minute, did you have bangs? No, Kyle. Oh my god, your bangs look amazing.
Starting point is 00:16:18 And then Doreet, Doreet has an eye. She has her coke eyes almost pop out onto the table like beat the cheese her eyes are humongous like Jesus do you're cooking home Doree I know and then my favorite thing is that Doreet then changed the subject to the cheesecake party and she's like car she's like I don't know what that was I'm sorry to be fair no one knows what comes out of Dreads Matthew there, but she's like, Kim was an absolute raging rock star last night. I'm like, don't use the word Kim, the phrase Kim was a raging when you were talking about Kim, okay?
Starting point is 00:16:58 Because raging is not a word we like to use with Kim, I'm sure. Or rock star, it's like everything's a drug reference. You know, it's like when Lisa Rina gave her the bunny. Here's a drug reference to apologize like Halty for being a drug addict. She's like, the guy Kim was just like Jenna's chouplin last night. Really fun in about five minutes from Choukin on-roam vomit. But she keeps saying that freedom's just another word for nothing left to give and I have so much love to give to pk and jagger. I must not be a free woman. Bobby McGee for George lives in my basement. Kyle's like, don't we just love the rose. What did we just love the Rose?
Starting point is 00:17:51 Girls like, well, you know, I just wish Rina would be quiet because if rumors like Kim being on drugs get around in this town It's like putting a match to gas It's like I know exactly, but remind me what happens when you put a match to gas again It catches on fire. Yes, yes, yes much to gas again. It catches on fire. Yes, yes, yes. Make a fire more rage and then Kim's drug addiction in Miracast. As I always tell P.K. the best way to shut down something is put a much to fire and it just goes out. No, no, no, no, no. Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't remember. I can't remember every expression. I just love that Kyle is acting like this is just going to ruins Kim rep, ruin Kim's reputation. I think in the timeline of shooting that whole Kim target drama was like three months in the past. It's not like it's been years and years and she's just gotten a job as a school teacher
Starting point is 00:18:49 with a different name in a new town. You know, yeah, how about you, if you're concerned about Kim's state, don't invite her to a party with Rina where you know this is going to be a stressful situation. How about that? How about like you encourage her not to come back on the show without that. Yeah, exactly. And how about you don't repeat the things that Rina says to Kim, you know, like exaggerated, even in an exaggerated way. She's like those things that you said about Kim, like for example, she said you said you had heroin dripping out of your ears like whoa, whoa, wow, little exaggerated cow
Starting point is 00:19:23 Well, I liked how while you know Doreet has you know, she's a little exaggerated, Kyle. Well, I like how, while, you know, Doreet has, you know, she's realigning herself with leads of Vanden Pump, and she's like, I just think it's crazy. Vina, she has a punch, I just, yeah, I'm a puncher, I'm just getting it, it just gets insincere. I'm like, you're the least insincere bitch there is. But I also, I like how, while they're saying it, it cuts to Eileen and Erica,
Starting point is 00:19:39 and their perspective is totally different. They're like, wow, you know, it's not easy to, oh, no, I think it was pretty ballsie of her it go in there and say that she lied. I give a respect. Yeah, I give you a lot of respect. I'm like, oh, this is the problem with America that we could look at one situation like this and have two totally different realities. It's also the problem when it's never the crime. It's the apology. Yeah. And that happens in with public figures a lot. It's not that you beat up a homeless person. It's that you didn't apologize well enough for it. Yeah. Exactly. That apology
Starting point is 00:20:12 gets a sex. Yeah. We then go to Rina who is practicing for her next interaction with Kim by going sit down sit down sit down to her dog. She's like strangling it and throwing a glass of wine at this face. Let's talk about the arrest dog. I love that dog just didn't listen to her at all. You can't just pretend that your dog is trained suddenly. Sit down like normally do baby. It's like no. It's like what do you even say right now? Go on do it. You know you want to say no. No, I really don't.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Then they showed her making like her Xanax smoothie. Yeah. And then she said we have we had a moment for these me and Twitch. And I'm so glad that we have that. Now we can move forward. And then they cut to the scene we talked about being cut out last week where they're sitting on a couch, hugging and Ryn is doing her. Can we hug? Can I have a hug, Richard?
Starting point is 00:21:15 Kim's like, ah, can I get her from? How'd some drugs, you know what to say? You gotta share it. It's like, no, it's a wrong saying, Kim Richards. Hug me, hug me tight. And it looked like everything was good. They both were saying like, they're smiling. I love you.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Everything was happy. We're gonna move forward. And everything seemed fine. And by all accounts, everything did seem fine. Although those of us in the real world know that Kim's Twitter storm last week indicates that she has done the one thing she has not done it has moved on. Yeah, she doesn't do that. That's it's Kim. Kim. Yeah, can see. So any of those Rina, I'm sure like in the next 10 minutes, Rina is going to be like, well, you know, it's Kim. She's drunk. So I just
Starting point is 00:22:01 don't want her to die. She could be dead in a minute. Um, but I'd like to and Rina told her, um, Kim, thank you. Thank you for being open to me tonight. Oh, good. He's a lovely talk. Got a little Rina. Yeah, I was sort of like group session to say group session vernacular. Um, uh, so then we go back to the, uh, to the restaurant where Doreed is again saying that she's thinks that you know, you know Rina will will say something and then apologize for it and then say something and apologize and you know Like basically what I was saying before it doesn't feel genuine and then I love that then this is one to read adopted an Irish accent out of nowhere She's like she says something nice to you and you feel like you can trust her. How did it blink your eye?
Starting point is 00:22:47 It's entirely different. It's like someone's getting ready for St Patrick's Day. Oh, ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta. Am I right Kyle Richards? You know the way she says I'm soaring and suddenly she's on top of a part of gold trying to push you off a bridge. Like, whoa, those are a lot of things they're mixing their dairy. You ever notice how she says, I'm sorry, next thing you see, she's dancing at Luna, sir.
Starting point is 00:23:11 She's a little gremlin troll Irishman with a part of gold on a double rainbow. What have you been talking about? Kyle. She's like Angela's ashes. In the black and purple potang Angela and the oven and cook to up made ashes and it said, sorry, Angela, would you like to dance? She can't see the ashes and it's your fault, Lisa Rina.
Starting point is 00:23:34 It's like it's like she went across America and arrived and decided she wanted to go to the West. So she and Nicole Kidman drove across the country in their cattle and their wagon and she became a boxer and then he sang a song that's what it was like I tell you. Oh so Kyle is kind of sticking up for Renny now which is you know good I'm glad she's letting it go because really I'm kind of sick of the storyline it's been three years people so let's go back over to our favorite storyline that's been going on the entire series, which is Hanky and Pinky. Yes. Hanky has a buddh today. It's very hard while Pinky watches on like this is my lifelong partner. This
Starting point is 00:24:21 is my lifelong partner this. When then I wrote down Lisa is hanging out with the dog version of Kyle. Brushing its hair, but big fluffy dog. It arrived to the Maserati also. And it's wearing a cap that says the agency. Fun fact, Kathy Hilton also not speaking to the dog that acts like Kyle Well to be fair the dog did sell the rights to the dog family to TV land And at least his double shown is gonna be in a dog movie a dog show
Starting point is 00:25:00 That dog has been hired to play Kathy Hilton and she's not very happy. It's like wait a second That dog was once in a comedy from the 80s about a maid who's a ghost. Wasn't it in that show? I talked about it last week too. I gotta look at it. I don't know, but I love that the poster of it is Kyle in like a really bad 80s haircut and then really baggy sweats. It's like Kyle just never wins, you know? No matter how much Kyle wins, she just doesn't win, you know.
Starting point is 00:25:25 I know. The show is called Down to Earth. Down to Earth. I remember seeing it once in Florida. And I just looked it up once for a recap. And I was like, Yikes. So the swans, okay, that's all I cared about. So let's see. So Vanderbilt speaking of people who won't drop things ever, Lisa Vanderpump. She's like, can't darling. I don't understand why Kyle gives Rina past every single time. I mean calling Kyle in an abla. I mean, it's so rude. I mean, what does she get these ideas? Next thing you know, she's going to say that her maid is a ghost from the 1920s. Name's Ethel McDougan. I'm obviously on the Wikipedia page.
Starting point is 00:26:20 And this is where we get our little jigsake, which I'll be staring at. Oh, this recap is so fun. Sorry, it was a preemptive jigsake reference on my part. Yeah, we're just jumping all over with that. Some things you just have to get right in there. The jigshake. The jigshake. It's I don't know what I like to think of the jigshake more as as a new type of milkshake or a new type of dance. The jigshake where you're dancing really hard, but could die at any moment. And losing your hair. Oh my God, it's like me. I do the jiky shake. Speaking of jiky shakes,
Starting point is 00:26:50 we then go to the Kyle by Eileen event where the fat Jewish is gonna be there. And everyone's like, oh my God, fat Jewish. And he's like, hey girls. And Sophia looks so miserable. She's like, I can't believe mom invited me to this fat Jewish event. He was too, he's like, I can't believe mom invited me to this fatuous event. He was too. He's like, Hey, guys,
Starting point is 00:27:10 like, did you take a bath to come here? Yeah. Are you doing this on purpose? And it's good to see that the gaze, I mean, I'm assuming he's gay, but it's good to see the gaze really making out like the straight guys, because here's this fat homely dude with a lot of money from Instagram of all places. But he thought Gays at his side, you know, like hot younger pieces of ass. I'm like good for you, you know. It's nice to see things equaling out in this town. Yeah, I agree. It's nice.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Rina couldn't be there because she had a stomach flu and they don't believe her that she has it, you know, Ilineitis so they call her and they're like, you know, Rina you well actually was the fat Jewish She's like, I heard you were shopping today while you allegedly were barfing everywhere and she's like Well, you know, sex sex with the avenue is next door to my doctor. What can I do? Baby, I didn't feel good sex, sex with the avenue is next door to my guy. And she goes, hello, he goes, highly certain she goes, hi, who is this? At the end of the call she goes, oh, that was great fun. Thanks so much, fat Jewish. Thank you so much. So fun. Thanks so much, fat Jewish.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Thank you so much. So fun. What a fun call. She has no idea who she was talking to. So that's how Mauritio sounds. Sounds like it's got a throat problem. So Eden arrives with Drew. Someone named Drew, not of Drew Hill.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Oh, I just have to say Kyle. I have to point out Kyle's stress. Kyle, why? You're such a beautiful lady. Why do you do this to yourself? She was like spilling all out of that thing. Come on, Kyle. It's a goal size does not make you that size Kyle.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Beat your size. You're gorgeous is your size. Kyle, I'm not here. Have this cheesecake. Kyle. I was surprised, Kenny Wilson didn't rise from rise from the depths of Kyle Biowly into sort of like the penguin appearing at Batman
Starting point is 00:29:40 returns on his giant duck at the party at the mayor's house. Hey, fat Jewish. You're looking big to stop drinking. Have cheese cake. This one stays like Manashire. That's you'd like it. Then Dorita arrives. Dorita has a great entrance.
Starting point is 00:29:58 She literally falls out of her car. I mean, certain things, I understand being your your clutch, but it's one thing to be your clutch is another to not even know how to get out of a car. Co-CAD. I'm saving up every coke picture of Dorit so I can make a montage at the end. And there are so many. I like that PK walked around. He's like, it sounded like you fell at the car, fell lump to the ground. And she's like, it's because I did. I'm a perfect clock. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Look at me. I look perfect and then boom, full in it. The curb. But at least I have my pretty little piss cover up. Just like you're regular. You see low Han or Erica Jane. Everyone's just looking at her thinking wow what perfection I can't believe she fell at the curb that woman is perfect I love when
Starting point is 00:30:53 Eileen and Camille show up and to reach and Rita has a hat on it she I'm shopping. I'm shopping. Look at me, try not sunglasses. I'm super fit. Sunglasses. They would be shocked that I'm wearing the sunglasses. Sunglasses. Sunglasses.
Starting point is 00:31:15 There's a good conversation there, Camille. Good talking to your darling. Good talking to you too, so nice. Do you remember when the store first opened up and Carl came in with some glasses to sell glasses and then she put them on a rack and Hi, M-uh. Hi, B-K-M-U-R-B-K-M-U-R. How is Doree already bangless? Didn't she have bangs in the last scene?
Starting point is 00:31:55 Yeah, and she already is. Well, it's clear this was filmed like three weeks later, but yeah, she was... She dropped those bangs like a bad habit. Everyone sent you to perfect for bangs and then they fell down onto the curb. I, so there's like everyone's chatting. There's a lot of chatting and talking. People showing you, Barraka, Lisa, everyone, everyone is showing up. And then at one point, the fat Jewish and his friends come over to Kyle and he's a van der pump and Kyle is like, Lisa, they're such gangsters. They're so on the guy with the straw because she's walking around with the bottle of rosé with really long straws. Kyle's like, are you drinking that? She's like, yo, son of a bitch, I'm drinking it with straws.
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Starting point is 00:33:47 listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So they're gonna hit you in a pretty little puss of an eye. Everyone on this show is just trying to uncross Kyle's eyes for once. And I love that Mauricio shows up with his make America great slash the agency hat that he wears. I'm like, I know you're always trying to push the agency, but you're now you just look at Fisher ridiculous. No one is wearing a baseball cap. You're wearing a baseball cap.
Starting point is 00:34:21 It's just obnoxious. We get it. The agency enough. Make America into a bent paperclip again Make America into a great sale in the hills again Learn to not bark. It's okay. The mail comes. It's natural beaver. He's like I have to give an update by the way last Last week we were being, we were joking around and we were telling everyone like, Alexa play Calypia music. I'm trying to make it.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Just did it again, damn it. That bitch hears everything. I'm telling you. Well, someone tweeted at us and she said that she, she was listening to the podcast as she went to sleep, which is a thing that people do. And as she woke up in the morning Alexa was playing collaping music and she had no idea what the fuck was going on until she went back And listen to the podcast again and when she tweeted us that I
Starting point is 00:35:16 Literally laughed out loud for like 30 seconds. I could not believe that Alexa actually played she does You have to be very powerful. I hope that there's never a housewife named Alexa because we're going to be making everybody's. Well, you know, Peter, well, you know, Peter, Peter always like playing glad. You know, he's an artist, you know, well, you know, with our we said to Alexa, like my, Leah Black Miami taking down everybody on their Alexa. I love when Lisa and Ken came in and she's like,
Starting point is 00:35:44 darling, what's going on here? And Carl's like, oh fat Jewish was over there. And she's like, darling, you can't call him fat and a Jew. Like that's his name, Lisa. Oh, oh, still feels wrong, darling. So he gives her a lap dance and Really unsettling it really was and Mauricio's like whoa whoa whoa That is my wife. I'm the only one allowed to give my wife a lap dance
Starting point is 00:36:17 I'm the only I'm the only Jews both to give guy lap dance Look it's she's also the one Jew not three Jews, you know. So fat Jewish, you have to move out. You get it. Ah, hi, five. You can both be fat and you can both be Jewish, but only one of you can be married to Kyle. Um, so Erica, Camille and Eileen are looking at jeans. I don't know why I write notes sometimes. They're looking at jeans, but Camille's like, whoa, jeans. Oh, it's denim. What are these jeans to? It's pop rig.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Yeah, they, you'll they lift up your butt. They're good. They'll be these things stretch around your butt. Stretch around and make you look skinny. Yeah, look at the bass. Look at me. So amazing. Yeah, it could be a lag.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Gris. You can make it. Yeah, could be a lag. Grease. Like to. I think this is also around the time when, um, when Ken walked up to Pekan says, she said, you've been speaking to him. She said, she said, have you been speaking to the Fadjue? And I said, I've been speaking to him all night. PK. PK is like, what a wicked witch you have. Fellow British man.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Your husband Eric. I was like was like it to me for 10 minutes It's like that's probably longer than you've ever given it to anybody. I like the Eric of it's like oh Look at Kyle getting a lap dance. Oh, she's probably getting crushed and sweat on I get it I did feel really bad for Kyle. I don't think I've ever felt as bad for Kyle. It's when she received a lot of dance from the fat Jewish. Is it worth the 10 extra Instagram likes you got Kyle? Is it by the way, is it the fat Jewish or the fat Jew? I always thought the fat Jewish, but I don't know if it might be the fat Jewish. I wrote the fat Jewish. I think it's a fat Jewish. I bet it was the fat Jewish. so let's stick with that. So anyway it missed all this badness is hard to remember what happened before before what but at one point
Starting point is 00:38:11 Erica is standing there with pk and to read and Erica's like oh, I like your hair Oh, thank you The first time you've ever given me a compliment, ever! You're like, hmmm, no, I don't say that. I've given you lots of compliments. I'm terribly sorry, I can't be expected to remember every single compliment, especially when I'm distracted by a pretty little push sticking out like that. I have English humor.
Starting point is 00:38:45 I like that type of banter. It's like that wasn't banter. Yeah, that was not. That was you've never ever given me a compliment is not banter. Okay, learn it better. English humor maybe, because I'm not English,
Starting point is 00:38:58 might be something like, oh, a compliment. So it's always fun. Never know when you get a comment out of Erica Jane or something like that. Sort of ribbing her, but it'd be like, oh, hey, you never complimented me it's always fun. Never know when you get a comment of Erica Jane or something like that, like sort of ribbing her, but it'd be like, Oh, Hey, you never complimented me. That's crazy. You're a bitch. That's not English. No, that's not English humor. And Erica still has like no sense of humor, although she's hiding it better this year.
Starting point is 00:39:16 But I've really liked that she gets so mad. She's like, that's that too. Don't say that. The read that's that correct. I mean, Erica's right. Erica's right. And I would be annoyed too, especially because then they show a montage of Erica giving to read compliments. But, um, look, well, you have a house. Congratulations. I also would have, I think if our Erica though, I mean, to certain degree, I mean, to read is kind of right in the sense that Erica sometimes
Starting point is 00:39:46 doesn't, like when people give it to her, sometimes she doesn't like joke back. She doesn't know how to come back, you know? Yeah, but that's in fact joking. And also Doreed's done nothing but fuck with Erica this entire time. Exactly. Doreed has, I think Erica would maybe give it back
Starting point is 00:40:01 if she received a good joke in the first place. Yeah, Doreed. Work on that place. Yeah, yeah, Doree. Work on that Doreet. Yeah. Doreet. I've got English here, ma. Lisa is inviting, uh, who, Erica. She's like, Erica darling. I'd like to invite you to come to Hong Kong with me.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Would it be rude to ask for your plane? And she's like, yes, that would be rude. Oh, okay. me would it be rude to ask for your plane and she's like yes that would be rude oh okay is it called English humor Erica? so where you go the hangar? she says where you remember I think I've mentioned it to you this little dog turned into sandwiches for lunch in China I just want to tell them, no, dogs are for laughing. Oh, yeah, you like dogs. Yes, dogs are my passion, but we can also shop, darling. And then this is like the most awkward intro into a conversation. I lean just sort of pops up and at least like, oh, hello, I was just, hi, what's your passion? And this is like,
Starting point is 00:41:01 I was like, oh, hello, it's just, hi. What's your passion? And he says, like, trying to stop people eating dogs. I love that. I love that. I love twirling her hair nervous, leaves you guys. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's good. That's good.
Starting point is 00:41:15 That's a good pat. Yeah, I would say my passion is more for acting. But I, you know, I guess you could have a passion for having people stop eating dogs. This is cool. So Erica's like, all right, let's make this more awkward. I need one of the guys. Vanderpumps like you can't invite her. And there is like you just can't invite people
Starting point is 00:41:40 where you'd like Erica. And Erica just laughed her ass off so funny. And I lean it's like, oh, Hong Kong, are we bringing all our husbands? It's like, oh, I lean quit while you're head. Well, we'd be visiting any of the casinos out there. I'm going to find some ashes to throw off a balcony.
Starting point is 00:41:56 I need something to do this season, anyone. I hear that's going to be turned over to the Chinese soon. No, I lean that happened in 1997. Well, I'm sorry. I'm still in 1995 I've modernized if you see my new Sunat rack totally different It was actually Created in Hong Kong and I'm very excited to see the origins toward my Sun Hat rack. I Worked with King Kong Distantly we were on the same lot
Starting point is 00:42:27 I don't know if I can afford both of those. I can't afford to get the shits again. I'll tell you that. Do they have bottled water there? I just don't know how many cats and knees feet are going to get along. Oh, look at Steven you want to have a sleep over with boy What you're talking about that cats don't have knees and Vanderpump's like oh just invite everyone then how about invite the fat Jew to Why not I'm already there. I'm Dury, because you're paying for everyone's flight and Vanderpump's like,
Starting point is 00:43:12 no, we're going on Erica's plane. Ha, and Erica's like, uh, unavailable. And I like how Eden's like, I don't mind. I'll just pay for myself. I just wanna come, I'll come, I'll come, I'll come. Like, oh, man. Poor Sadie. Eden. Poor Sadie.
Starting point is 00:43:30 Clutch. I was like, oh, she's gonna spoon me the entire flight. So, uh, Van Dupomp. She's like, Ressio darling. Back at Villa Brissa. She's like, the bullsomnic goes with the red lettuce and the The ranch goes with anything Kylie's alright. You have that ressio. She's like, um, okay Lisa had basically made a chasing many of balsamic vinaigrets Like all right raspberry vinaigrette raspberry balsamic that goes with the butter leaf lettuce and the classic balsamic That goes with the remain lettuce and the classic balsamic that goes with the romaine lettuce and the garlic balsamic that goes with the cabbage.
Starting point is 00:44:10 It's not a Lisa moment on camera if it's not about sex. She's like, I'm going to add a little bit of red cabbage to this. It'll sex it up. Yes, cabbage, the sexiest of the bratacans. Cabbage the sexiest of the brassicas So she's trying out a new rosé on the girls Yo pandies it's pandies rosé. I feel like that house is the wrong place to have a wine tasting I mean you don't want people swiffing stuff around in their glass and then sniffing in deep when you got like two miniature donkeys behind them shit everywhere That's exactly exact same thing. Exactly. 20 dogs. And you know, probably smells inside of like flowers and strawberries, which is not what you
Starting point is 00:44:51 need when you're tasting anything. It smells like strawberries and donkey dogs. So Doreet shows up and then Erica shows up and then Doreet gives Erica this very long, Eden-level hug, but laced with a lot more passive aggression. Come on, Erica, get gnawse and koozy with me, Erica, come on now. Erica's like, I don't know how I'm expected to hug you right now when my mother is in a local production of I remember mama. I got stuff on my brain to read. You accent is worse than my mother's and the current production of my fair lady going on in June. Your hug is worse
Starting point is 00:45:40 than the pajama game starring my mom. I love all of Erica's real lines. Cause she just goes, really? I know. What? She goes, really? I know. Not, not, not. Doreet is definitely doing that pass-aggressive,
Starting point is 00:46:00 friendliness where she's that way she can build her case for saying, I've given you so much, so much love and friendship and I've opened myself up to you. I'm talking in chatty. That's one is, have you given me nothing? I'm like, no, because you're trying to like get one up on Erica and she knows. So she's clamming up. She knows, listen, she went through the Catherine Hans situation last year. She's not about to open up to you to a treat.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Yeah, no kidding. So Kyle arrives and she goes, guess what, guys? Kim's a grandmother. And then it shows that the bottom of the screen, Huxley, the baby's. Huxley. Kingsley, Huxley. Anything that's laid at the end.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Name, Datcher, my two favorite fictional characters. Huck fan and Kingsley the end. Name, dad, from my two favorite fictional characters. Huck fan and Kingsley the dog. No, Kingsley was real. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he wasn't. Go story, Red. No. Those who ripped off the faces, the whole lady's across the street.
Starting point is 00:46:57 Well, that never happened in Huckleberry fan camp. Yeah, Dad! Yeah. Yeah. And when they have a close, I'm like, why did you do to them? Kyle must be a nightmare behind the scenes. So, yeah, we learned that we learned that Kim is now a grandma and that all the kids came in and that the room was just over Flowing with Richard's Brothers and sisters and cousins and aunts and uncles and everything like that And she had this like she was like yeah, they were like at the bed and they were like
Starting point is 00:47:41 Like what is happening And bear their pumps like I have a bone to pick with you, Erica. You invited I lean, and Erica's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, say, too. Well, I wouldn't invite her to the last time I went there with to read with a renund. I lean it was a bloody nightmare. I got a lot of it going, but she decides that they have a lot of Instagram followers. So she's going to invite them so people will more people across Instagram will stop eating their dogs, which, yeah, you know,
Starting point is 00:48:22 that's got to have a plan. It's a plan. I mean, it's pretty much everything than I have. Yeah. I mean, that's got to have a plan. It's a plan. I mean, it's pretty much everything. Then I have. Yeah, I mean, everything these days is based on how many social media followers you have. So, you know, I get it. I should have been nicer, not called that man the fat Jewish. I should have called him the healthy appetite Jewish. the appetite Jewish. That's being abowned not Jesus follower.
Starting point is 00:48:50 The eight too many goat cheeseballs at Sir Jewish. The Jack's Jewish. So, um, so then what I love is that there's like one area that the woman can all agree on, which is how much they really dislike Eden, because then they just all start shading Eden for inviting herself to like, yeah, Eden invited herself. Oh my god, Eden. And they try, uh, Van der Pum's like, well, maybe if you got to know her like, I know her, you'd like, uh,
Starting point is 00:49:17 if she ever comes to your house with ammunition that can bring down one of your rivals. Oh, I'll start working on it. Yeah. Um, so then, So then Erica switches it around. She's like, well, it's the same with I lead. Maybe if you give her a chance, she's like, her, she's a good person. And Dorit's like, well, I wouldn't trust
Starting point is 00:49:36 her with any of my NMO secrets. That's for sure. And Erica's like, well, you shouldn't trust anyone with your secrets except for PK. And Dorit's like, she's like, we shouldn't trust anyone with your secrets except for PK and you're like You like she's like an after-to-defense. She's like really? Well a lot to trust my friends Ericka's not right with you. I Don't have a nice family around me a nice family. For instance, I just gave boy George all my passwords
Starting point is 00:50:04 You really shouldn't do that. Really? He's kind of confused because every single one is Boy George. Sometimes I like to be wild and capitalize the B, but not capitalize the G. I'm just a wild woman. I told that secret to PK. Then we get some Erica origin story. She's like, your trust. My mom was always too trusting.
Starting point is 00:50:33 I remember when I was a little girl. She came home and she was wearing a purple polo. And she was trying because of bad laughter. And I remember looking at her thinking, I am never going to be that fucking weak. I was like, was it the polo or the man? Or the fact that it happened midway through a local production of guys and dolls. I will never start a play that makes me wear purple polo. I don't care what it is.
Starting point is 00:50:57 So then Dorita's like, you know, back, back in present tense. Dorita's saying, you know, because Erica saying she's not going to be a Okay, what it is? So then Dorita's like, you know, back back in present tense. Dorita's saying, you know, because Erica saying she doesn't really open up to people and she keeps secrets pretty close to the vest and she's like, have you been hurt, darling? Have you been hurt? And Erica's like, no, I'm like, uh, you just told a ridiculous story.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Wasn't ridiculous, but you just told a very detailed description about your mom in a polo sobbing on a couch. You may have been hurt a little bit. Sue me on this cow where you've been hurt dear. So then to read starts doing this thing, this is something that people do when they make it someone else's fault that they can't connect one's really your fault. She's like, it's just a I find it's very difficult to
Starting point is 00:51:49 engage with you Erica or to get there. It's hard to get there with you Erica. I just find that it is. And Erica's like, well, I'm a different animal. And to read psych, I don't understand, but you're not an animal at all. I thought you were human beings. See, this is why we get nowhere. How could you say an animal? Emo? 300 pumps like, finally, I like you an animal. An untrusting animal who's been kicked by Polos.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Will you be my new friend darling? So then Erica explains, she's like, well, you know, My mom was rough. She raised me the way she saw the world. She's impatient. It's overwhelming. And that's why when I meet people who need a lot of attention, I love, I just don't like them. I love Erica. I love Erica's psychological disorder. I find it adorable and charming. Yeah, I like it. This is fun to get into the into the Ericaness of it all. Yeah So she's like, oh, gotta go. Oh, is that one? Okay, I'm staying
Starting point is 00:52:58 Candy, okay, I'll stay I'm gonna go I like a little If I could put Kyle in the eye again, I'm staying. I don't go to the fuck. I don't go to the fuck. There's a straw Kyle. I look at the fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Wow. Wow. So I've had a big line in this, like it's going to be a new scene, but it's not really, it is a new scene, but it's Erica getting on her private pain with her pay for gaze
Starting point is 00:53:48 Yeah, they're going to down to Georgia to Visit Ma and she's gonna bring her gaze down to make her look fab or something like that Yeah, she's doing this whole thing of like I'm'm a country, I'm a southern girl, you know, I like to go hunting, I like to go on fast cars, you know, when you're camping, you're camping, when you're glaming, you're glaming. Would you shoot me, ping-pong, that would be an oil of those, you're working. So there we go to Kim's new condo. Every year Kim has a new place.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Yeah. This could be because she finds better deals Or that she never pays her rent and stays until they evict her ass months later. I'm going for B But you know, I think she would be like that sober or not. So no one get all defensive. Okay. Okay. Yeah So Kyle comes over with Porsche's old bassinet full of gifts and it seems like. Cow. I'm a grandma to a grandson. Call. Well, what the fuck else would you be a grandma to? Oh, is this one Kim was describing everything?
Starting point is 00:54:57 I'm sorry. Being in that room is the most amazing experience in my life that I can remember yesterday. When my baby gave birth to a baby that looked just like a me the West to as I said, I knew it. So yeah, so so Kim, this is when Kim was reflecting on the glorious of this beautiful moment. Um, and then Kyle, then Kyle, of course, is the one to be like, gosh, it's so annoying that Rinn is always bringing this shit up about you.
Starting point is 00:55:30 It's so annoying. I'm like, Kyle, you're the one bringing it up right now, because they made peace and you're the one who's now, you know, causing Kim to doubt all of it. Yeah, well Kim kind of started it because Kyle's like, I'm going to Hong Kong and Kim goes, Well, Kim kind of started it because Kyle's like, I'm going to Hong Kong and came goes, wow. And uh, cows, you know, they deliver, right?
Starting point is 00:56:00 Oh, she's like, I'm so not sure about that whole experience from your party, Kyle. And he goes, oh, you mean the cheesecake party with Karnie Wilson Carney Wilson who's on celebrity apprentice which I was also on because I'm a celebrity oh by the way that show got canceled so thanks a lot yeah and of course Trump is fighting about it with Arnold Schwarzenegger over Twitter which is where all of that happens but Kyle is like I know it's hard when he works so hard. I mean, when are we going to just be able to leave this behind? And say, hopefully she's sincere. Kyle, you know, but she's probably not, you know, we're in a sincere and she's not sincere. I don't have energy to expel for those ladies.
Starting point is 00:56:41 And Kyle's like, I do. So here's what else they syrinna said about you. Ever she's like 10 years ago. A real Kyle did say, well, I do. And then she laughed because she's like, I do. I will go, I'll go attack her now. So Erica arrives to Kanye's Georgia. Yeah. It's like a, it's like a sweet home Alabama moment, but in Georgia and it's Eric Husher brings her gaze. It's so charming, honey. Yeah, deep towel. Yes, please. Yeah, please, thank you, man.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Blast your heart. Unfortunately, these were backup gaze. I really missed Mikey. I needed Mikey on this trip. Yes, but as this map locks porch work at map locks porch. And her at the wind, but So Eric is like this so many batteries you First time ever picked up a basketball from my vagina. First time I ever spin a hamster into a tree
Starting point is 00:57:52 with my vagina. First time I read through lines of all wilderness with my mother. Is the title? The first time I learned to ride a bike with my vagina. Whoa, batteries. I had a little with my vagina. Oh, better use that old gum, oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:58:09 So yeah, this is nice. I mean, nothing really happened. She goes to her house. She brings her gaze up to her room and she starts talking about her grandma who had Alzheimer's, which was super sad and super sweet. And she's reflecting on, you know, the awfulness of Alzheimer, what you have to watch and we have to go through so that was you know that was nice. I used to talk to my grandma every night because stopped
Starting point is 00:58:33 thankfully it was right around the time of ex-boomzles. What was her first song? I forget what her first song was. Pain killer I don't know I don't remember. I was sad not to talk to my grandma but I was kind of glad not to hear it call me a dirty horrid boy So then Eric is mom so your life Erica So then Eric his mom shows up and I was like And the mom is so fun. She's so sweet. She's like, would you like some cookies and her cuz like yes, please? And then her mom brought out some a Milano cookies. I was like, this is a good mother. A mother who serves Malano cookies is a mother who loves. And she's wearing a path the post
Starting point is 00:59:13 t-shirt, which is so cute. Bob, thanks for the support, but I'm totally about. Like, you're embarrassed. Your mom's walking around with a shirt that says pat the bus and when people ask her about it She's like, this is my daughter Well, I like to have her mom put up little head shots of Erica Jane around the house and frames Erica is like, why did you put up all the head shots mom? She's like, no, they're what head shots? They just were there all along She's like, no mom. You know Bravo is coming and you put up all the head shots You're having a lot of. She's like, stop feeling things, Erica. Little split. I was expecting that from her mom because, you know, her, she's always like, my mother's so high. And her mom's like, what's you like? A cookie? I love the gaze to the gaze are like,
Starting point is 01:00:07 I love the gaze to the gaze are like oh honey. We love your home. It's so warm Now get this carbs out of our face batch Mila no bitch Am I right I'm sorry, do instead of Milano's do you have any protein shakes? So it tells us her mom's a piano teacher and she said, well, she was the basic player. What are my favorite memories? Who's waking up and sat it up or they'd glory the animal music.
Starting point is 01:00:35 I never learned that because we would find it a keyboard. My mom would call me a pussy. It's my head down into the keys, but like me back, mom. Yeah. Yeah. It was nice. It actually was nice. So then back in Beverly back, Bob. Yeah, it was nice. It actually was nice. So then back in Beverly Hills, Lisa and Ken are in their new Vanderpump dog rescue
Starting point is 01:00:52 is doggy spawn doggy outfits, give you doggy lifestyle. And Rinna shows up. And so basically, it's like this weird truce between them. I mean, not that they've been battling lately, but it's a truce of passive aggression. And Lisa Vanderpump, you know, she wants them to come to Hong Kong.
Starting point is 01:01:14 And she's like, honestly, darling, I just want to forget about Dubai. I just want to do, forget about it, and move on. Even though you're real, real bitch to me last year. And then I was like, wow, wow, wow, wow. Well, you were bitch to me last year and You were bitch to You think it's a great friend of your moment. I'll move on for your installikes New yours
Starting point is 01:01:35 What is this a dog store a rescue a dildo shop a bra shop for dogs amazing? I'm yapping this right now. So they decide that they're gonna get past it and then Vanderpump's like now in order for us to truly get past this for you to come to Hong Kong. I need your eyelashes. I was just like I can't wait to see her leave the store with her bald little eyes. I'm like, oh, good job moving on there. She's like, okay, here they are.
Starting point is 01:02:12 Here they are. And she goes, you know what, I'm starting to think that she was right. I can manipulate the crap out of that woman. And I love that like as Lisa Rene is handing over her quote unquote feathers. For Hendra Pum, I's like, there you go. That's a good girl. And the background, you can pretty much hear. Oh, Lisa Rennah dancing around with a folk.
Starting point is 01:02:43 Best thing that ever happened to her. She literally said she's like, divine retribution. Pawn fortunate lashes. She actually told her, I'm glad this is over so that we can be who we were when we went shopping for ponies in Ohio. I was like, I think that's when Rena officially turned on you. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:10 You made her get on that goddamn plane for hours and then you spent all day with that limping horse clinic or whatever, wherever the hell you were. I think that was the first time Rena was like, fuck this lady. I'm not doing this. Yeah, exactly. So either way, they were in a true state for now and you can't bossing her around. She's like, all right, now put on your sunglasses and run it does. Like, you're told you still got me boys. Well, she's like, yeah, I need your sunglasses now.
Starting point is 01:03:37 I have to have stripped your eyes. They are now bald eyes. I'm like, they look exactly the same. I barely see a difference. Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good. Let's go back to Georgia. Yeah, Eric and her mom go to the cemetery to visit Erica's grandparents from mom's parents. Um, I know it was nice. They were crying. I didn't want to cry today.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Oh, look, remember that time. I'll let her jump to my leg. That was everything. I know. I think family story. She's like, when was, when when was last time you were here? Well, don't you remember with that lizard jumped on my leg? I'm in there.
Starting point is 01:04:11 She's still mad at the lizard. I like the fuck unless you're a lizard jumping on my leg. Now, Erica, this is a go-cart, not a, this is not a go-cart. This is a golf cart. How about a tonight? Oh, goodbye. Fuck. Cut. What's your language and leg? This is not a go-kart. This is a golf cart. How about tonight? Oh, good bye. Fuck! Coy! What's your language, gentlemen?
Starting point is 01:04:28 Oh, okay. As long as I'm kind of right there, Ben, okay? I'm going to get that in there, okay? Well, as long as I got a guyco, as long as it isn't driving a go-kart, I'll be happy. You know, I feel like I got a license. I still don't have cards. I've been way more than 15 minutes. I got a license. I still don't have time.
Starting point is 01:04:47 I've been way more than 15 minutes. So, uh, Erica's crying. I'm one not crying, um, but she's like, don't you miss him? Mom's like, well, yes, but I, I talk to him every day. And then Erica's like, I didn't want to cry today. She goes, well, you didn't cry as a kid either. Because you treated me like an adult too. So it was kind of cute. And her mom goes, well, at least it made you a tough old bird.
Starting point is 01:05:14 Yeah. And is that how it ended? I think it's how it ended. I sort of stopped taking notes at this part. Pretty much. I mean, they were just like having a sad moment. But the mom was like, you know, Erica, you are really good to your family. You are a wonderful friend, and you are a wonderful wife. And you are a wonderful lady on YouTube. Like, well, okay. Well,
Starting point is 01:05:41 thanks for coming. Put your gaze back in the airplane now. And that was pretty much the episode. So next week they go to Hong Kong and looks like the madness will continue. Oh my god, and Erica finally lets Doreen have it. Yes, I'm so excited. Wow, much of a warm up to the Erica! That out like funny bullshit, that's what ya'll. Yes, bitch. And she's coming out. Placing deals, balance options.
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