Watch What Crappens - #410 RHOA: Restoration Disservice

Episode Date: March 14, 2017

So many intense things happening on Real Housewives of Atlanta this week. First, it's the conclusion of Kandi and Porsha's sex dungeon fight. Then we get a glimpse into the darker side of Bob Whitfield. And then finally, Phaedra tries to fix everything with a "restoration service." Any guesses how that turned out? The good news: more Hot Todd™! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What's up, Ronnie? Well, hello, band, happy Monday, babe. Happy Monday, you got a big day ahead of you because Bachelor's ending up tonight, right? Oh, yeah, three more hours of hose crying in the snow. I predict it's going to be the Montreal girl who wins. Is she still on? She's the worst. That's the girl who you pick when you want to like stock you

and just get mad at every little thing. Like you have to throw this seat up and it made me feel something. We must talk about it. If you ask me to, that was a sling D on reference, you know, because Montreal, Montreal, I mean, Quebec, Quebec last. I'm too,, I mean, get back, get back. I'm too, like I'm too into the bachelor right now to even find anything funny.

I'm like just totally destroyed emotionally by the end of the season. Yeah. You are so mad. It's funny. I was just in the supermarket here. I, for those of you who don't know, I am in my hometown. I'm at broadcasting at home. I'm still here in New York coming back to L.A. thankfully on Thursday. It's freezing here. I had to at home. I'm still here in New York, coming back to L.A. thankfully on Thursday. It's freezing here. I had to go to the store to get some, I wanted to get my

think-thin bar to power me through this podcast. Local A&P has like nothing. I have like a zone perfect bar, which I'm not happy about. And there was a people magazine or an awesome magazine or whatever. And I saw Nick on it and I saw two girls and one of them looked like the K-Pakwaz girls. So that's my state of mind right now. It's a big story leading to nothing, sorry everyone. The home relating to the bachelor somehow in a store that doesn't have think thin.

It may be think, thank God for Bravo, because that's my vice. Actually, I do have some like every city, okay. I do actually have to be in a certain city to let Bravo. That's true. I do have a Bachelor Bravo link. When I was watching, frantically watching TV ahead of this podcast, Michelle Collins called,

and I couldn't take her call because I was running behind so I couldn't chat chat but I read the voice mail because you know you can read it and she apparently was at J. Crew and she met someone who I think his name is Meredith who said that she recognized Michelle because of us and so she was like a big crap and sphan. So to Meredith, if that is indeed your name, if I'm reading it correctly, hey, what's up? Hey, what's up Meredith? That's awesome. I thought you were going to tell a bachelor story because no, it's so Collins does the after

paradigm show. Yeah, that was the link. Sorry, I didn't really articulate that, but because Michelle hosts the show on ABC. So that was the last list. Yes. So we're excited. Hey Meredith. So that was the best yes, so Excited hey Meredith So today we're not talking about bachelor's at all, but we are talking about paradise Hawaii specifically

Real housewives of Atlanta and I feel bad for the people who went on vacation hoping to get some peace and quiet in this group show that Sorry, it's sipping my Dunkin' Donuts coffee. I mean, it's not only yelling, it's like yelling about really deep, dark shit. Nunch and sex dungeons. You're working to drag me! Take me to the sex dungeon! That guy beat his wife!

It's like, oh my god. Chalk me then, Candy. Choking was a recurring theme by the way in this episode Real housewives of Atlanta choking in Hawaii We had a lot of people who are upset after the end of last episode when they saw the the trailer for this episode People were actually upset that we were not more upset by what Bob said in the preview and I was like well It's out of context. I don't know what's I don't know what's going on. I can't get all righteous just yet, but now it's in the episode. We can be righteous. We can be righteous. Also, when it's next week, you know that you're going to spend 20 minutes, you know, going crazy about it next week. So it's like save it.

Save it. Save it. I want to save the pretty, and by pretty, I mean our, you know, our petty anger on a podcast. So petty righteous podcast anger. Oh, and by the way, if you do have petty podcasts, righteous anger, or you just can't wait a week for ours to come out, the listeners, the listeners have created a watcher crappin's group. And people are really there going off and there. So share your petty podcast anger there if you're so interested. If you're interested. Yeah, head on over to the group. The group. So we opened this episode with Kathy still reading those texts from last week. Yes. And then, you know, screaming my favorite line. Everything in my mind that choked the shit out of this. See?

Like math, self control. Oh my god. It's like welcome back to the show. Yeah. And then we can just see. Yeah. Go ahead. Out of sync.

We were going to Porsche. So yeah. No Porsche was just like, Chuck me then candy. Chuck me then. That's Chuck me then. Yeah, I got my voice right. I was like, I haven't quite seen you this angry since pillow talk. And then they'll get a kind of pillow talk. Oh, I love this show. Candy going, don't grab me. Don't grab me.

See, no now grab and rally. One thing I really liked about the pillow talk fight. Better than this one was her wig. I really like her Viola Davis wig like slapping her face when she's angry, you know. Yeah. Oh, I love Candy in her braids. I love the braids. I think they're beautiful. I just missed the righteous hair shaking of that wig.

That's true. When you have a Viola Davis wig on, you can do anything. Actors are the only profession in the world. The celebrate living a life. No, Candy, what you saying this? Apollo's beating up Kenny's gay. Candy was basically giving by Oli Davis' Oscar speech. No.

Actors. Rayn Yodds. Potential. Really. Thank you. Oh, that crying oh, oh. Oh, that crying is so good. It's like a whole other song by the end. We was waiting for this Oscar,

so long in this Merrill Street and Rally in the front row. So thank you, thank you, Academy. Gotta take a few hours to put on our now after doing that. I'm only like one minute into this podcast, Mark getting overheated. And then Porsche starts her nonsense, Porsche argument. Well, she can she could break down on this floor and roll all the way to that water. What? I miss that.

I love Porsche. Sometimes I have to pause it and rewind just to hear what fucking Porsche is. Like what? I'm posting this on Instagram but when I was taking my notes on my phone I wrote down Porsche and autocorrect suggested Parana and I thought that was very apt. I was like yeah yeah, that works. I like those, so you know, candy is just going off and she's like, say there's no limit to how fast you will go. And Cynthia, you know, Cynthia's had enough and she's like, you know, people have brands and kids and family.

I'm like, yes, you would, you would know because you want to torpedo all of those things with Peter. Peter's broo. Peter's broo. During real housewives of Atlanta today, a smurs commercial came on. Oh, okay. Because they have a new movie coming out. And that's so Peter.

I mean, the recapper calls him used to call him Papa Smurf. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I just started laughing. I was like, wow, they really know their people. They really know their audience. He's smurf marketing. They really do.

A lot of Peter's wondering around that city. I did like also that when Cynthia said they should all stop saying harmful things because they all have brands and kids and families. Well, because Pedro goes, well, everybody does. I'm like, oh, all brands matter. I see. It's nice to see you keeping up with the civil rights history in your family. All brands matter.

We all have brands. So then, so Kenya actually is the one who pulls Fadre away and is like listen Fadre, don't get involved. This is not, you're not, you're, you're not part of this. This is just, just, just let them fight it out. And I got really uncomfortable with the idea of Kenya being the voice of reason. Yeah, you know that you're in trouble when Kenya, yeah, is the voice of reason. You like, yeah, that's, but, you know,

candy doesn't calm down, which thank God, because I loved every second of this. And Tyler's like, come on babe, come on, come on, come on babe, come on, let's go. And kind of escort her out and she's just doing that like Jerry Springer thing where she's screaming behind her. Yeah, she's just getting it all out.

Yeah. Lion Asfray, oh, I, I get there with some fine ass. Oh, frick. It's you with the live freak. Oh, oh, bitch. You want the live freak? Oh, bitch. And next you walk out.

Well, whoa. And Porsche is like, when just standing on truth, do you speak it? Yeah. Like, like, like, she's like, and truth is the name of the stone that I'm standing on. Talk about the stone. You're breaking down until you turn into a bond, roll to the water.

Stop dropping rope, candy. Okay, for sure. Good one. So next day, Sheree, everyone's on their cell phone because they're all very busy business woman. Let's not forget. Cell phone montage, yeah. Sheree is like, Michelle-on-montage. Yeah.

Shira is like, Misha, now I need to make sure this house woman's going, okay? Because I can not risk this being a Kenya more style. How's it woman? Okay, we got bench points. Well, if you don't want a problem, Shira, don't use the Samsung Galaxy. How about that? She was on Android. I saw it.

And yes, I don't care if I'm being an Apple Snob right now. I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it. I own it, baby. You're like, Saray, maybe you'd be happier if you could read your messages on your computer screen as well as yourself. By the way, Derek Hazelton insists that we have to have Candy saying to Portia early and often, you a damn lie. You a bitch. Yeah. I forgot. That was from the, that was from a Facebook page. So anyway, sorry to interrupt.

So everyone's calling, everyone's calling, making plans, being business official cell phones, housewarming can't be delayed. Candy wants to be a huge car. She's not coming up. Huge cargo show coming up guys. So they're going to go on a boat. So Candy and Todd are getting ready to go on this boat ride that Candy's organized.

And she's decided that she's not going to invite Porsche because she'll push the bitch off the boat. And I think that that's really a very wise mature decision, but I'm not watching this for you to make wise mature decisions. Or I get Porsche on the boat. Yeah. Put her on that boat. Because you know she's going to say some crazy shit on that fast little boat. Yeah. She'll just wait until everything's bound, especially when we see what the boat is. It's like extreme boat. Yeah. Just put Porsche on there and just let her go. Yeah. I'm surprised. Erick, especially when we see what the boat is. It's like extreme. Just put Porsche on there and just let her go. Yeah. I'm surprised. Erica.

So you become a star and then Twinkle and then not candy. She's the new quad. And I'm see I don't understand. It's not a jet or ski. Okay. Porsche, I guess, has always been kind of a quad, but now she's learning to speak in longer sentences. Yeah. She's the unabridged quad. They make her read magazines

when she's waiting to go into her and your management therapy. And then she just takes random headlines and pushes them together like Sherlock on PBS. You know, when Sherlock is thinking about things and words show up on the screen, except instead of pushing the words away, Porsche just takes them all and makes his ends.

Oh, sir, they've been talking about candy. Fast boat fish beach Hawaii world. Sky. Just very fast. Where does that Asian? That's why that's why she was coming up with all these lies. Sky. Just very fast word association. That's why that's why she was coming with all these lies. She wasn't really lying. She just only knows how to do word associations.

Yeah. That's right. And or give to no table. Think about about me. I would have minds about you. This nugget. What? I get this is what the way to brought by just as she was back. I would have minds about you. This nugget. Wait.

This is what the way to prop I just says she's back. Strasse, can't you stress out with a sanitary walking that way not going down a table for the girl. We're service pay for you. Okay. Now you're just watching your hotel. Spass services available from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.

You're watching the hotel channel, aren't you? There's a buffet. Confidential breakfast. Okay, you're not even reading it right. Confidential breakfast. I know about your secret breakfast. Because I see all about it on TV. Yeah, we're on the streets. You're watching the hotel channel and you're reading about the hotel, the continental breakfast.

Definitely. The street is cotton and a breakfast is free for everyone. How you gonna have a cotton and breakfast while on island? That's actually too high level for her to process the difference between I was gonna say you're you're really giving Portia some added knowledge there. Knowledge of continents. Oh, look happy by.

There we go. She's back. So Portia is in her room with Todd and Fadera comes in wearing all the like an arm-sling bikini. I don't really know how to describe what she's wearing It's kind of like arm-sling. Yeah, but for your boobs. Yeah, it was just Another entry into fadera's vacation Vacation wear whatever what did what did Porsche call it again. She she had a term for it She was like she has the best free vacation wherever. Yeah, that's a

Let me down and then it's a montage of features, you know net booty You know her crazy ass her crazy has out fish net weird covers You know Porsche was not wearing any makeup or very little makeup and I thought she looked so beautiful. I mean, she's always, she's always super beautiful, but I'm like, I wish you wouldn't wear so much drag makeup, you know, because you are, you look so sweet and lovely right now, Portia. And I feel like that's condescending to say, but I'll say it anyway, let's makeup, let's make a Portia. Well, Port may not need make up on her face, but Fadre needs lotion in her ass cheeks. And then we get to watch her put it there.

It's like, wow, thanks. Thanks. It's been slide. That poop is. Does anyone have a paper towel? Yeah. Get the woman to paper towel. Then she's like picking up the robot and shit. She's just like touching everything in the room. But on your hand, Fadra. Yeah, Fadge. So she tells her in a very nice way that she's not invited to come to this thing. And she's like, well, I get it. She's still very upset, but I'm not upset. Yeah, because nothing was said about you. Well, she even says, she's like, well, you know, in this group, We usually like have a big flap and then we just move on the next day, and it's usually fine I'm like, oh no, I don't think with candy. It's fine She's basically saying yeah, you know, we fight for the show, but we know it's not real

So we just keep going but But in this case this was a real fight and can do is not cool with you right now Yeah, I'm porcise all proud of her. She's like she threatened to choke me like she's the victim. Then, but then, you know, Pedro's not even gonna have that because she's not she's no victim in this situation. Yeah. What was I gonna say about stupid stupid, stupid Porsche? And she was happy, she was happy to stay home, stay back and get a massage. I'll say I would be too Yeah, like a hot hot. Yeah, it's basically like a free, you know, dating trip with your man Yeah, exactly that you weren't even invited on the strip and you get a massage out of it with your hot man

Yeah, it's win-win win-win situation. So while she goes off to do that Everyone else gets in vans and in one or SUVs, whatever. And in one, and one car is Kenya, Fadra, Shiree and Bob. And immediately Shiree is like, let's push her. Let's push her. You got push her. You got push her. You got push her.

You got push her. You got push her. So they start talking about how Porsche is lying so much. And Bob is like, well, you know, you lie so much it becomes the truth. You have to convince everyone you're lying to tell the truth. You're trying to choose because I'm like, you realize that's the whole show, Bob. Is that all these women just lie until they believe it's their truth? Yeah, Bob's like figured it out suddenly.

Yeah, it's like congratulations, Bob. Bob never told the truth. Yeah, yeah. So I like when Kenya says, well, it's probably wise that we didn't bring Porsche because she shouldn't be on boats. And we see, then we see the clip of Porsche going to Cynthia on the boat and getting kicked in the stomach. Or did she kick Cynthia in the stomach?

I think Cynthia kicked Porsche in the stomach. And then Porsche had to be, um, basically pinned down by a PA. Well, she was writhing on a shiz lounge. Yes, writhing. Yes. You just saw her her feet like kicking. It was like she was on bath salts or something. Although she was actually, but in that fight, it was actually, Cynthia was the one who was being crazy in that fight. Because Portia just said like, oh, shut up. Shut up, bitch.

And then Cynthia's like, don't call me on my name. And then, you know, she went off. And then Kenya's like, oh, we have a dangerous woman on this boat. We have to dock immediately. And so they basically were gaslighting Portia that day. Yeah, but that was also the season where Cynthia was like, I'm not boring, so she was just trying to start fights about nothing. It's like she kicked Porsche into stomach.

She was trying to start a fight on the boat and she just started it with the wrong person. Yeah, exactly. And speaking of Cynthia, being boring, she's sitting there with Peter and the other van and she's like, you know, I thought I'd be weird with Peter, but I'm actually pretty happy with him. I think I might have to, you know, blow him again later tonight. Like, oh, Cynthia, why? He's the worst.

When last lap ran the pond, the Peter pond. Peter pond. What, uh, what, what sort of toxic was this in that pond? Yeah, there's a reason that people don't swim in ponds, okay? There's some brain eating algae in there. Yeah, it's like a petri dish of crap. You got some Charlotte. You need some Imbavido. Yeah, there's definitely some sexually active youth of Charlotte Ponskum covering Peter. Yeah, just don't go just don't do a it. Don't do it. It'll happen. No laughs. No swimming. Hey, guys, we have to interrupt this episode

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Like, what are you even talking about? And she's like, you know, Porsche, Cooper, Robert Bank, shoot people, steal a car, drive it off a cliff, crawl back up the cliff alive, and then steal something off an old lady, shove it down the throat, wait for it to get pooped out, and steal it again. And Pedro would just say she was making a deposit girl. He's just like, well, she was was making a deposit girl. He was like, well, she was just making deposit. Yeah, so then then Shrey, they start, they start talking in the other van, they start talking in the Shrey van about Cynthia

and Peter and how weird it is that they're sort of cool with each other. And Shrey was saying how when she and Bob first broke up, it was really bad. And they could not, definitely not go on a trip together. And Bob's like, yeah, when, you know, we went to Vegas when we were breaking up and man, she passed out in the car and I was thinking, I should have just taken off the seat belt and just hit the brakes and she just go right through the window

and die and leave our kids motherless. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You got sleep out. There's no way she's moving out of that out of that seat. She's probably wrapped in baseball. I got baseball wrapped around me. Yes. And then somehow it turns to, uh, well, I've never choked you. He goes, I never hit her. He goes, oh yeah. But I never hit her or like slapped her.

Well, he goes, I never hit her and she's like, oh, and she's like, like, or slapped her. She's like, hmm, you're going to come onto my show and you're going to say these things at my show, these lines. Yes. So she looks away. And then, and then he's like, have I ever smacked you or slapped you or choked you and uh, she raises his silent. And then that's when Kenny is like, uh, that looked, that looks as yes, Bob.

Yeah. And he's like, oh, I don't remember choking you, but I'm sorry. I didn't, I did choke. I really don't remember. That's like the thing on the housewives. Well, he doesn't even say, he doesn't say he doesn't remember. He goes, I don't remember, but, you know, I guess it wasn't, I guess it wasn't hard. I'm just sorry that it wasn't hard enough. Yeah.

And that's what I'm, yeah, what the hell? Like even if that's just like a very tasteless joke, if you, that's just, you just don't say that. You don't tell that in that situation. Honestly, it's like, you know, whenever you're making a joke, you got to know your audience. And this was not the right audience. I'm not saying, excuse the joke, there probably was a way to make that joke in a different context. Maybe if he, if, maybe if Shirei had been laughing along up to that point, there would have been a way to make that joke. But she's sitting there on the verge of tears.

And you say that it's not going to be a joke at that point. That's just cruel. Well, it would be a joke if he never really choked her, but that he did really choke her. It's not a fucking joke. Yeah. It's like that. Don't joke.

Don't joke. Your own abuse, you fucking pig. Yeah, don't do that. Bad, bad Bob. Yeah, that was a straight, I thought, well, I've always said he was Checkland Hyde and that's what I mean. And then it's a montage of Bob just being terrible.

Yes. And I like this because I really like Sheree's come to Jesus with this because she's crying and she's basically like I I tell my girls like I don't want them to be that person and then I'm gonna give a man who did that in other chance Yeah, what the fuck? I was I was like giving her a little standing ovation even though it was fully lying down in my bed watching it But yeah, I mean you know someone's evil if Kenya's hugging you It's weird like Kenya's the weird like archangel today in this. Yeah, and I liked actually that Kenya was standing up to Bob a little bit You know, I I liked that a lot and phage was like apologize Bob apologize apologize apologize and

Bob couldn't even really apologize properly. He was just like well And Bob couldn't even really apologize properly. He was just like, well, you know, you know, you know, like, you're my confidant or whatever. Maybe that later, I don't like to see you cry. And I especially don't like to be the one to make you cry. But that's why we're trying for our grown kids, we're trying again, which makes no sense because the kids are grown like shut up. And by the way, I got to the number one confidant.

That means I believe you the most. I'm like, you don't even know what confidant is. Yeah. I mean, I believe you the most. Just be quiet, Bob. Like I understand that he's nervous and he is not someone who can deal with real emotions, you know, which is sort of what he was trying to say later.

I get that, But you gotta try. If this is a woman that you wanna get back together with, you have to like, you're on camera now. You're, this is your moment. And if you can't, if you can't humble yourself right now, then you never will be able to. Yeah. So then we skipped over to,

it's so fun. It's so fun. portion top getting a massage. I know it's like deep dark abuse and everybody's like totally uncomfortable and then suddenly Portia's getting a massage and they're putting a lay on her and she's like Nothing that's nice, but I did good money for this cleavage She probably had the juices says to see you. Come on. Did she have like a contract with Dr. Curves that she's not allowed to. She's to cover up unnecessarily her boobs on camera. That way she got free boobs. I signed a paper on Instagrams.

Oh, honey grams. Graham. Graham. Graham. She starts twerking while she's lying down. And she's lying down. And she's like, I want to give this relationship a renewed effort. So then on the beach, Cynthia's like, wait, isn't this a yacht?

And it's not. It's like some rental roller coaster for the water. It really, it really is. It's like a step above a doctor. Like what's in there? What were you thinking when they said speedboat, what were you thinking? You know, Cynthia has problems with boats anyway

because I think everyone thought that they were going on a yacht when she hired that lake boat. Or did she hire her or did Kenya hire it? I don't know. These women in general. Oh, in general. Is that's what Kenya was like?

This is my party and I so call the police. These women just have problems with boats in general. I don't think there's ever been a season when they did not get on a boat. And then on top of that, that the boat actually something was smooth. I'm surprised they kept charat in this one. I mean, how is that water that much cleaner?

He wasn't screaming about yeast infections the whole time. So that's true. That's true. We forgot we did already have that paddle boat experience. Yeah, she's just be happy that she stepped up from that. Yeah, and now she's just mad that her hair's true. We already forgot we did already have that paddle boat experience. Yeah, she's just be happy that she stepped up from that Yeah, now she's just mad that her hair is wet, you know, yeah So they basically go on this rollercoaster boat and pages like we was bamboozled And then we come back to the then we come back to the other to the massages where really they just like sitting

Portia and tired just sitting there and then umbrella falls on them and that's like I Don't know why it's just the idea of a giant umbrella falling on Portia is very satisfying to me Well, they have this this part where they were putting herbs like different herbs on them They're like this is frankincense and this is my and's like, you got saved because Portia loves her some sage. They showed Portia in bed with Todd in her lingerie, saging him, like smudging him or whatever with the saves. That's what you do. When you move into a new house and you want to get the bad energy out of the room, why would you do that to a new boyfriend? It's probably why it lost his damn job.

Well, wasn't that the whole thing? Wasn't the, wasn't that seen the same one where he came back and he's like I've lost my I lost my job and I'm here to cuddle with you and she's like now so they saged but either way I'm surprised she didn't accuse the the the umbrella of being a lesbian because it came at me that I was a lesbian that umbrella tried to drug me I was gonna try to make a joke about the umbrella having a sex dungeon, but I thought, you know what, this is gonna just get two abstracts. We'll stop it at the umbrella drug dealing. Mary pop and try to drug me and take me to a sex engine. So after this boat, you know, of course, Kenya, all she has to say on the boat is

twirl boat. Just cause making a turn. Well, it was her spinning, but still not everything's a twirl Kenya. So they go to dinner after the boat. I have to say, I have to say, though that what while they're on the boat, I love when they were speeding along and Fadre was like, who can you love the fast boat? You know, she was efficient in other life. She does live below sea level. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parents life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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to Kenya's house. It's really not a big deal, but they love just getting her for, oh, your house isn't a ditch. Your house is below sea level. Like the amount of shaming, altitude shaming for a Kenya's house is amazing. Hold on the ground shaming. Yeah. It just.

Uh, so over at dinner, Cynthia shows up in new clothes. She's like, I didn't know it was going to be that kind of boat. Okay, Cynthia. But everyone's like, yeah, you were really fucking Peter, just admit it. Yeah. Because you look very happy and refreshed. And you know, that makes her look happy. It makes me not look happy. My face didn't look like that. My face looked very green. So please don't't do please don't redo that to yourself You have algae on you From the pond even sticking laps in You just snapping turtle in there, but so but of course only Cynthia could show up and like wearing an Oxford and khaki that she bought from the tourists Place next door

and still look amazing. Yeah, it was totally on purpose. So it's like, well, they just happen to have a perfect outfit for me. Yeah, absolutely. Make everything work. Yeah. So, so, Fadra kind of hints that the girls

can talk without the men. She's like, maybe Peter can treat the guys to a nightcap. And Peter's like, well, yeah, we would, we're so liberal at this table. Yeah, what nightcaps for everyone? When you say Peter can treat everyone to a nightcap, you mean I have to pay for everyone or you're gonna go 50, 50 slash Todd's gonna pay for everything. So they're making fun of the three-some stuff and Peter's like, I got to ask Todd about Porsche. How was it?

I was a buddy. And Todd is so uncomfortable. He's just like, he just wants to go back to his hotel room and read a book. You can just tell. He does not want to hang out with Bob, Todd and Peter. And Pedro's like, oh, poor Porsche is not here to listen to people, you know, laugh at her horror story. This reminds me, we should have a church service. And a restoration service. Yeah, Pedro is like, I want to wait till we got to Atlanta to do the restoration service,

but I'm realizing we are just so broken. I'm like, you're just realizing this now. Have you not been watching the past seven seasons of this show? Yeah, she's like, we need just so broken. I'm like you're just realizing this now. Have you not been watching the past seven seasons of this show? Yeah, she's like we need Jesus right now. So let's do this in a hotel room. So Cynthia's like look I'm sure accommodations possible. Yeah, Cynthia's like I'm open to it But if this is a bunch of best I'm going to bet again I like that Cynthia is the one who's always threatening the one that brings the least to every scene is like now if this is an interesting I'm going to bet again. I like that Cynthia is the one who's always threatening. The one that brings the least to every scene is like, now if this is an interesting, I'm out of there. You're threatening Cynthia. So, Fadre is just like, don't worry, it's just a conversation about forgiveness. Gini is like, you can't ask someone to forgive when they,

what did she say? You can't forgive someone who doesn't ask for it. She's like, no, Miss Kenya, I may speak. I was like, oh no, here we go with Fadre and Kenya again. I mean, that couldn't last long. Yeah, exactly. So they they reluctantly everyone's like, okay, we'll do this restoration thing. So while the guys are having drinks at the bar, the women all show up in this hotel room. I mean, first it's it's Fadre and Fadre, Shiree and Portia. They're all sitting there. They're just like, they're just sort of like chatting and having a good time. And then Candy shows up and then gets real tense. And Candy's just sitting there like, I'm only doing this because of producer outside in the hallway. Beg me to come and sit in this chair right now. Yeah, she's so pissed. So,

blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm trying to skip that. There was so much. I skipped cutting. Did I skip forward? I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, there's just so much cross cutting. I have like, faders room guys at bar girls.

Guys, girls, guys. I'm like, what are we? We can't shop. The fault of my outlining. I'm like, what the hell am I even looking at right now? So, Sherei starts talking about Bob, because the first topic of the restoration service is Sherei and her feeling that Kenya had made light of abuse in a previous episode. So she starts talking about what Bob had said and she's trying to get choked up. And Bob is meanwhile in the bar telling everyone, like, yeah, I, you know, I fucked things up. You know, I fucked them up.

Yeah, you certainly did, sir. Oh, and his choice of words while she's talking about that. He's like, I put wounds on her. You know what I'm saying? So she's callous towards me. Like, they don't know, they don't realize you're talking about literally you ask. Well, it's also by saying that he's also kind of deflecting responsibility, right? It's like, he did something, but right now, you know, you know, it's sort of on her because she's got these calluses. Like, no, it's actually, I mean, sure, she's guarded against you, but you also have to prove that you've grown and you haven't.

Yeah. And then we cut back to Sherein Kenya going, gathered about abuse and like when it's right to make, like, oh my God. Cause that fight, I don't even remember how that all came up. Which one will fight in the in the restoration service or the one the previous one? No, the fight that they're talking about with Kenya and Sherey. So Kenya, that when they were at that restaurant, Kenya was talking about Matt and then Sherey was saying, well, you do, you do provoke people.

Like you have a way of provoking people. And she's like, how dare you? You're saying it's my fault that I you know that he's Acting abusive and you've had men abuse you. Is that your fault? She's like I never had men jump on me I'm not gonna man jump on me. Yeah, she's like oh you haven't really it was it was a weird The whole thing is sort of weird because that whole fight was happening amidst the candy and Porsche fight where Porsche stormed off.

And so then it was almost like Kenya was looking for, I think it was this whole thing, they were telling Kenya to stop chasing after her, after Porsche, and then Shiree was like, well, you know, you have a habit of provoking people, that's why, and that's when Kenya made it all of a sudden about abuse. And you know, just you know just oh, okay, okay good Yeah, and the thing is this if you have a habit of provoking people that does not automatically mean that you can

Acquate it to an abused white situation where it's like oh, it's my fault not his fault Sometimes people do provoke that's that's why there's word called provoke, because this thing that people do, sometimes you are provocative. And if there were a situation where if Porsche had come and slapped Kenya's face for no reason and then sure I said, well, you provoke her, that's bullshit. But it wasn't like that.

Kenya was actively trying to chase down and sort of fight. So that's where that whole provoked thing came from. And then Kenya was the one you made it about abuse. And so Kenya tried to turn it on to Shere. So here Shere was saying that like she thought she was over these wounds, that she had become cadets too. But she thought she was over these wounds, but as evidenced by today She she really wasn't and I'm by the way we should also mention that

Pedro sitting there being like I just want us to give love a chance Let's give peace a chance. I'm like could you sound more cliche right now Pedro come on. This is not a restoration service but we are women sisters and Influences Yeah We are women sisters and influencers. Okay. Yeah. It's like we've all got a lot of Twitter followers, which makes it our responsibility to make up.

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To get peace of chance. As Dr. Luther, as Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. once said, those that have matching breasts should give me a chance. War is over if you want it. Happy Christmas, everyone. now you're just quoting John let him I don't care how you get here just get here if you can wait wait a lita that's not even there That's not even though that's not even make me feel good about myself. That's your day. You're just singing a love song I was trying to think I was trying to think of a need to bake or song and I just was laughing too hard to think of. I tend to close on Alita Adams generally. It's you know that's a good philosophy for life.

That's why she's probably a one hit wonder. It's like I started with me and I closed with me. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Being around the world and I can't find that. Oh, I found him. Found him. Found him. We'll lead a night going on a double day. We're not gonna sing anymore. Was that Lisa Stanfield? Oh.

Anyway. So funny. So basically, so let's get back to abuse. Yeah. We're not gonna sing anymore. Was that Lisa Stan's field? No. Anyway. So funny. So basically, let's get back to abuse. Yeah. So Shiree is mad at Kenny, because she says that Kenya was making, was mocking her being abused. Now, oddly enough, I didn't think that Kenya was mocking it.

What I would say is that Kenya was using it to pivot attention off of her. She was manipulating a situation, which is also not great. Yeah, but now she's even being grosser because she's saying, you know, you always take the side of a woman and you never say a man, you provoke demand to hit you.

And I'm like, yeah, but that's what you're doing. Yeah, yeah, Kenya, you're not taking the side of the, yeah. This is a beauty queen at her best right here because she's saying a woman always takes a woman's side She's giving her her beauty page an answer while her entire reality career has been undermining other women Yeah, and also like you stand up for other women unless it's two women in which case the one with the crown of some kind wins So Shirei is is yelling at at Kenya that Kenya was making light of abuse and Kenya is yelling at Shere that Shere was not supporting another woman and finally

a fader was like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. I think you just took it the wrong way. I think just something was lost in translation there but like oh yeah sure, you ever found that okay. Oh, we'll stop now. Oh That's all okay fine. Okay, we'll stop you She heard a dig and that's what I heard as well It was lost in communication. Okay, great hugs Your nose so phadress like well, I don't know if anyone has been nudged by the Lord to say anything else today. And, um, what's your say? Well, last night, I would like to say that last night was definitely ugly. And when you were crying, candy, whether I felt like your crying was real or whether it was fake Obviously you were upset about hearing the truth because you don't like to hear the truth if you were truly wrong about not hearing truth

The sad truth. No Rally even knows the old shit right now Yeah, candy was just like see now Stop saying those substances saying those my tears mean anything that I can't help out with you. And then, Candy starts going on and, you know, I love a candy monologue. When she was like, I supported you, Candy Factory was behind you, and you, what you did took one thing, and you threw me under, Uhhh, but she was right though, I loved that, because she's like, I was there when you wanted to sing. And then they so poor she'll like, Uhhh, Uhhh, Uhhh, Uhhh, Uhhh,

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see what you mean that I guess that was kind of bad sort of shitty of me I guess that you're right so I'm sorry but instead Porsche is like well if you take a low blow I'm gonna take a low blow also like I never mind in this particular instance I wish my response hadn't been as much, but in that moment, I didn't appreciate it, whether we were friends in the past, or whether we were friends in the futures, or whether we were friends right now, or yesterday, or whether we were friends tomorrow. I'm like Porsche, wrap it up. Wrap'm like portion of the music the band is playing

The point is that there's a pool out back with a bar and the hours are from 8 a.m. to 12 p.m. Stop staring at the hotel TV, but someone turned off that damn TV The stabs But someone turned off that damn TV Stabs Please come and join me candy for opinion Kalata at the bar in the lobby. Oh God portion every hour is happy hour I'm doing my lease in the cold voice again. I apologize everyone. it's hard not to slit. I just pull out Gretchen. Uh, so she raised like, nah, what you saying? What you say now?

What you say now? What you say now? Because so then she switches it and she's saying a lot of things like whether or not and and at the end of the day, she's one of those people who's like I'm gonna sound really smart by just adding words to the set. Yeah, access for the edge at the end of the day. Then it shows 12.32 a.m. and this is this is this is basically where she's most like quad because when quad wants to be taken seriously in an argument she'll throw in lots of um I don't know how to say it, flowery words, not even flowery, but excess verby, which is like, well, what had transpired on the day was, in fact,

a situation where we had had a miscommunication about a certain altercation that I was not party to a privy about in the proxy of the, therefore, wherever, how it be whereby. It's like, lady, you're just ordering a pizza. When you lock pepperoni or not. Well, it depends. I do hear that the pizza bar is only open from 6 p.m.

until 10 p.m. and from there on, there's room service, which is available 24 hours. Oh, you're reading the hotel channel too, aren't you? Perhaps. Very catching music. I have something to say at the end of the day. The truth is honestly, your situation with faith, faith deserves an apology. And can't he's like, you are not in the place to say someone deserves

an apology, okay? And she's like, yeah, but you said she cheated on a polo. And she's like, I did not say that you cheated. I said that you were talking to other people before your husband went to jail. And she's like, well, I wasn't talking to other guys. I mean, it was, you know, you're making it sound like it was guys. It wasn't guys. It can't.

It's like, wait a minute. Did she just say she was only talking to one? I think it was Kenya or something. Because Kenya was like, I never said, see? I was just saying, you was talking to a guy. I was just saying you had sex and nothing. I was just saying you were talking. And then, Fadre was like, no, she's like, I wasn't talking to do any. I wasn't talking to any guy.

I wasn't talking to him. I wasn't talking to chocolate. Chocolate I never had sex. We never, you know, banged up on the roof while Apollo was down looking at the power tools. We never did anything like that. And he was like, did I just catch that tea? And then phages like, well, you said I called the feds on you. I mean, this show, the things that they have to hold above each other's heads. It's like, well, you said I called the feds on you. I mean, this show, the things that they have to hold.

Yeah, above each other's heads. It's like, wow. So she's like, you said I called the feds on you. And she's like, well, the time. Dental. So I can, I can't do it. I can't be at all. Now, now we was in that we had just had arguments and then

tinged on the doorbell ring rang and it was like the feds Oh, yeah, for rally and I said you can't take rally but you can take a ball as a motorcycle But ultimately candy was like oh, sorry Yeah, it's like and sorry. It was coincidental. So blame coincidence. She basis. I mean basis like Andy Can we ask a question do we think that the that you call the feds and it's like, yeah, well, maybe it's like Is it the biggest crime to say? Yeah, I thought for a moment that maybe you call the feds. Yeah, sorry And the follow-up is and you would be right to you because I was harboring your ex has been shit in my garage. Yes, with exactly Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. So then I love that Sharish like, this, this restoration, this is not for a spiritual.

Yeah, I wrote that too. I was like, did I? No, I think she said it that way. This is a spiritual. Spiritual. The dual is spiritual. It's a sense. It's like I could be in bed right now. This was a waste of a good outfit and a wig. I'm like, bitch, why did you change your outfit to go into a rinky dank hotel room? I think that Cynthia's tagline in the beginning should be, I could be in bed right now. You a damn lie. I haven't damn lied down on my bed. That's what I am. So they basically all agree that this was

a spiritual epic fail and no one felt spiritual at all. Even though they did kind of apologize to each other, it didn't really count. Yeah, exactly. So, um, so then, uh, the next day and Bob is in a jewelry store. He wants to buy Shirei, um, a nice piece of jewelry because he feels bad about what he did. But at the same time, it's like, I understand you feel bad about what you said, but you're also exactly following the pattern of an abusive situation. You do something awful and then you buy a gift. Yeah, I know.

It's like, this is not good. I guess I'll give her what she wants. I guess I'll marry her right after she cried about that memory of me choking or not choking her after I took the seatbelt off of her different killer in a car crash and Bob's like, I don't know I don't know if she's gonna show up and the jeweler's like yeah, well, you know women always show up to the jewelry store I was like shut the fuck up and then sure I walked and I was like, oh damn it Surrated not arriving time to smack the jewelry guys. She just wanted to see if K's had baseboard. I like when Bob's artistic side come through. He's like, oh, hey, baby, we're just talking diamonds. Look at this one. It looks like my favorite potato chip. I miss

that. You're like my little cluster of diamonds too expensive and painful and I don't know why anybody would fucking need it. Here we are. So romantic. You're like a you're like a sunshine chip. Really, really loud. You know, sunshine chips are supposed to be like super loud. They are super loud. There's like a million layers of crunch in there. So good. So good.

Although, I, sun chip or Pringle, which one? Louder? No, flavor. No, flavor. Which do I like better? I like Pringles better. Yeah, I think Pringles have, Pringles have plus, I love the can. I really enjoy the shape

I think that it's so cute that they found a stacking shape. Yeah, I think that if Bob got Shiree Uh, pieces jewelry that look like a Pringle. I may have to reconsider everything. I'm set about him Yeah, that's when you forgive him. That's a man. Yeah, that's a man So he's like oh, you just can't buy jewelry and everything's going to be okay. And he's like, well, we were talking history and I own up to it. You know, I'm working harder. And she's like, you know, working harder. You're making a joke about something.

It was very painful for me. And I don't even know if it was a joke yesterday. And he's like, well, I left so that I don't cry. I'm always like, yeah, you're really sensitive. Yeah. Geez, Bob, you can't even fake not being a sociopath for five seconds. I mean, I get, I understand the coping mechanisms. I know that people laugh when they're nervous and they are like, they, they feel so bad.

They laugh. I get that. But, you know, again, it's that thing where it's like, you have to step out right now. You're trying to save your relationship. You need to step outside of yourself. Okay. Yeah, Bob, even I understand that even I understand that you're wrong and I am the person that laughs at serious things and gets in trouble for discarding people's feelings. Like I literally am that person, so I should be on your side.

Am I can't even be Bob? Yeah. What Shreys not, what she's looking for is not a diamond ring She's looking for a sign of genuine growth and if he had been able to be very serious with her and sincere and not make a joke and Like lay it out there and be raw and even shed a tear To show his remorse, you know That's that's the growth that she's looking for it not that you know that he's like going to the gym I can buy her a ring and she doesn't get it and

And then he's like come on come on come on because she's like I'm gonna leave and then he just he's like no no no no I'm like I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing as he's like a smile is a pure out of space And I think we've all and to be fair we've all been there Trying not to laugh at something very serious. I'm not laughing and then you're like fully laughing. But this was not the time to have that moment, Bob. Yeah, Bob. And then she leaves crying and he's like, I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. I'm notep. Sorry, though. So, Jaree basically ends the episode.

She's like, well, I'm thankful that I brought Bob to. Why? Because it was a test. And he failed. Just like math, science, English, spelling, general gardening. Let's go for this. Lunch. Not sweating. He says. She's go. This lunch.

Not sweating. She's like, I dodged a bullet. I'm like, there's a very large bullet dodge. That's like one of those giant bullets that come after Mario. And man, it's like a hammer. The Tom Feats Jerry over the head. Or by transformer that takes

down downtown LA. Yeah. I mean, you know, a lot of stuff on the show is very pretty just because it's a housewife show. It's very predictable. One thing that I never would have predicted is a scene with Sheree in a car while like women empowerment tear songs play while she cries. Never thought I would see that in a million years. Never. But you know what though? Do you shows never fail to surprise? And let's hope that she gets rid of that ass. Good for you, Shre. Good for you.

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