Watch What Crappens - #416 PumpRules: May The Schwartz Be With You

Episode Date: March 22, 2017

After a seasons of ups and downs (and by "ups," we mean "lesser downs"), Katie and Tom are finally getting married. Come join Ronnie and Ben as they break down all the good stuff from Tom's brothers to Katie's boning! Plus, Listener Spotlight! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchi blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Today's episode is sponsored by our premier Patreon subscribers Madonna Hines with a sexy J. Chrissy D'Arty and Mia Hanson Aloha. Thanks. What happens when there's so much that crap ends? What happens?

What happens? What happens when there's so much that crap ends? What happens when there's so much that crap ends? What happens when there's so much that crap ends? What happens when there's so much that crap ends? What happens when there's so much that crap ends? What happens when there's so much that crap ends? to talk to other crap and listeners about the shows as they air come over to Facebook.com slash watch what crap in and to follow us on social media go to watch a crap and dot

com to find all our social media links and for our bonus episodes and all of our extras come over and be a premium member over at patreon.com slash watch what crap ends that's patreon.com slash watch what crap ends. Hey everyone, welcome to watch what crap ends a podcast about all that crap we just love to talk about on bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker from besidelog.com and the Bantra Blender. And joining me on this, the old podcast is, you know, just one of my favorite people of all time. He is my, my, my cyber best friend. It's Ronnie Caram from Trash Talk TV and Rose Prince,

a bachelor podcast and real houses of Beverly Hills, audiobooks. Hi Ronnie. Well hi, Bamb, that's the sweetest intro of all time. I always give you sweetest. So what are we getting returned? Nothing! Just kidding.

Get everything. I'm hyper, I'm hyper. I was telling Ronnie, I want to- I love a hyper bin. You know, how could I not be hyper? It is rainy here in LA, which gets me excited. I want to sprouts. I have a salad from Mendocino Farms in my fridge waiting for me for lunch. And we're talking about Vanderbump rules. What's not to be hyper about?

I'm Mendocino Farms. That's so get fancy. That's not really. It was like $10. I've got Mama Chan Chinese chicken salad. Oh, Lord Mendoc, disay know farms. I love their $15 meals. I think they're quite off of myself, but I spent so much money there because the sides are like a million dollars. So like, would you like this potato salad? That's six dollars.

Did you mean to have a free sample of our Dijon potato salad? Yeah, they do offer the free samples, but you know that one by the Trader Joe's on LaBrea. That is not cute because there's like a line of people just getting free samples with cheap bastards. Are you talking about the one on Santa Monica and LaBrea? Uh-huh. Oh, because Trader Joe's isn't there anymore. It's now a pit.

Oh, no, I meant to see no farms. Were we talking about Trader Joe's? You said I thought the one by Trader Joe's on LaBrea. Oh, well there's a new Trader Joe's going in there. What? Did you know that? And that's what I just saw the other day. Wait, wait, wait, stop but into it.

Like I almost fell off my best. Carl, where? On Santa Monica by target. Like almost when you're at target. On the same side of the street, there's a new Trader Joe's going in there. You know what? And one of those big lofty kind of buildings You know it was it's probably so because you remember they tore down the trailer Joe's to build this mixed-use units

They're probably putting the trailer Joe's back there you go. You know what so exciting. That's that's great But doesn't matter. I've converted to sprouts anyhow, but that's just to say that we are excited because we're talking about Vanderpump rules today. Um, and, uh, where they surf warm potato salad, least of Van der Pumps warm potato salad. Get your warm ass mayonnaise meal out of my face. We take the potato salad of Mendocino Farms and we make it sexier? Chef Penny, I've got this idea. Putting radiation heat into a traitor Joe's potato salad. That is microwave potato salad.

Chef Penny, all right, here's what we're gonna do. Get some carried couscous from Mendocino farms and put a strawberry on top. Make sure you can see it. And there we go, that's a sexy potato salad. Even though it's made of couscous. Oh, that dog is so sexy, so hot. We should make a dish called a hot dog. Chef Benny, quick.

I've got an idea, I'll take a bun, but not any sort of bun. A long bun. And we put a sausage in it. We name it after hanky. I mean, Harrison. Caught hot, hot Harrison, no no, hot dog. Dog darling. Dog, and then when people want to go, and they have leftover food, we take the tin foil,

and we mold it after hanky a little swan of tin foil? They love it so much. They're relish it forever. I've got it! We're job it with something called relish. I've got an idea. Alright, I think about it. Chef Penny, okay. Here's what we do. This new hot dog. Alright, people are gonna be they cannot wait to catch up with us with our innovations Ah, we'll put something on a called catch up cuz they'll never be able to catch up with our ideas It'll be tomato because it's so hot and sexy

And sometimes it's gonna be cold outside and people will be chilly. I've got it. Make chilly dogs. And then they're gonna be so excited they're gonna take pictures with it and they're gonna hold it up and say cheese. I got a chef penny, put cheese on a chili cheese dog penny. Man, I miss making up Lisa Vanderfump food that's already invented. I know And a chef and I miss having her

Boss around chef penny because now we have chef Joe Yeah chef Joe just chef Joe ain't gonna invent a hot dog, okay. He's like here. He's just not that kind of chef I took some cat. I took some coleslaw added some mayo boiled it for Boiled it for a little bit. Put in the Vitamix and here it is. Cabersoup. Oh God. So vendor pump rules. You guys what a touching episode. Yeah, it's the lead up to the the big wedding. Nothing really happened. I'm just gonna say it right here. This was not the most eventful episode, but always enjoyable. Well, I'm sorry to do this. I think two weeks in a row, but the first four minutes were like, herky jerky waiting for Bravo live to figure out how to work because you know, Bravo life still I started when Brittany's like, my job is a bridesmaid. It's just to make sure

everyone has a good time making get wasted. I don't remember her saying that. Was that right before a scene and chasing? Okay, great. So I'll tell you here are the notes that I have. So it's start the show opens up with rehearsal dinner planning and Katie saying they want it to be casual and fun and they're gonna do a taco Tuesday and then we meet Tom Schwartz's mother who shows I do shots of

fireball and he's like whoa, blah blah, this is the first time I've done shots to my mom, it's like pretty cool, I'm like okay, and then and then Jack's meanwhile is freaking out because Tom Schwartz's brothers, those triplets who are truly Disney characters, they really are. They're like three little maxes. Yeah, they basically were like the dwarves from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. There's like three of them. It was like three Barney Rebels. Yeah, they sort of had the hair, they, I'm not like trying to make fun of like their physical

appearances, but they kind of had a little buck teeth thing which looked very Disney-ish It looked like they should have been supporting some Girl in the woods be like how don't you worry we're gonna make all pretty for the prince, you know Just what I think they do yeah, um, they're so pretty cute. So Jackson's Jackson's talking about these guys so they only have one job, which is to show up. And he's like, I can't think of anything more worse. Wait, is that a word more worse? More worse?

Is it more worse? More worse? Worse or worse? More worse? I could think of anything that sucks more. So then they're getting ready for Otaku Tuesday. And I just wrote down that Peter was in his formal tank top, which was nice. It was like a black, black little number. And then the girls are doing shots.

And then that's where we wind up. That's probably where Britney said her thing because then we wind up with Sheena and Shay hanging out. And Sheena just, this is just so awkward. Every scene with Sheena now is just so awkward and painful and amazing and hilarious to watch. Yeah, I liked it because it just seemed like she was listing now. She's like pinatas, tacos, tubing, fan, weather, sharing, cocktail. His response was always like, okay, whatever. He's like a really monotone Christian. Yeah, I actually don't really know what's going on with him because he's looking. He's actually looking very ashen. I feel like something is definitely up with his health or sobriety.

Yeah, yeah, or both. Or it's just being around Shina. Of course, yeah. It's like, isn't it enough? Like, I have to live with you every day with your fucking Like, isn't it enough? Like, I have to live with you every day with your fucking printed canvases staring at me without having to be in the woods with you too. Check. Oh my God, Shay, look, what's trees? And y'all are sore!

That like river. All right, spy cocktails. Good. And she's like, I don't know what's up with Shay. Like, is he happy? Is he not happy? Is he tired? Is he not tired? Is he shay? Is he not shay? Is it summer? Is it not summer?

Like, stop asking yourself questions. I love when Shina has an existential crisis. It's like, it's just a great way to kill that entire genre of philosophy. It's like, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure. I love when Shina has an existential crisis. It's like, it's just a great way to kill that entire genre of philosophy. It's like, you know, we don't really need to explore this anymore. It's like the worst multiple choice writer ever. And she happened to say.

Because it happened. It's a matter of happening. Shina's happiness. As she is to, as we're not happy. Shay is a happiness. As she is too, I don't know. Is she not happy? Yes. Why are there so many Collins? She's like, this is fun. Or is it not fun, Shay?

And he's like, yeah. Is this bad comfortable or not? Comfortable to you, Shay. Shay. But it also doesn't help that the board guides like, welcome to sobriety. Let's get wasted every day. Now let's go to a wasted wedding. Now let's go to a wasted rehearsal dinner.

No, sex. Now let me talk all about myself while you struggle with sobriety and front of all these people doing shots. Yeah, he definitely had an uphill battle in this case. Yeah. And you know that guy going up hills. He's like me. He's like my body type.

I see a hill and I'm like, no, I'll just stay at the bottom. Like when everybody says, it's all downhill from here. I'm like, good, that's the easy part. That's the best. Why the hell would I want it to be uphill from here? That sounds terrible. Whatever happened to Tom and Tom working to improve Shay? Were they doing that last season? Where they took him to like a fitness class? that sounds terrible. Whatever happened to Tom and Tom working to improve Shay,

weren't they doing that last season when they took him to like a fitness class and he was just basically panting on the floor and they're like, we're gonna fix him up, bro. We're gonna make him feel better. That was so unfair. I think there were just like,

he's a failure, bro. Because, you know, and I told, you told Tom to send them all that. That's what I was very much. And mortified everybody. But I was like like who does that to a fat person like you can't take an overweight person and be like okay bro my back rope up to the ceiling no I think that's why you that was that time I refer to it all the time when you were like I'm so mad at you how could you go and do that to a fat person

when it's so easy for you because you you're just, you know, it's a good shape. Because he was like, what? For a moment, he was like afraid he had done something bad to fat people. It was hilarious. Oh, but yeah, poor shame. So this isn't going well. So then everyone... What's got you being...

This water is dinging like diamond Yeah, they all jumped into the river with tubes and I have never seen so many flesh and brain eating amoeba clear out They're like, oh, we got to go Like normally goes the other way around yeah, the amoeba's like that. This is some bushy food. Let's get out of here Yeah, I'm not eating those brains Just empty calories. Let's go find some better brains. They may have impavito. And then we get Kristen being all philosophical because, you know, she's Kristen and she's in a really good mood and possibly heavily medicated because nothing else will explain Christy in this season to me except for medication, but she's like The script of friends is like a fucking crazy dream like as much as we've hated each other and like thrown each other under the bus like we maybe not love each other

But we love Katie and Tom and we're like definitely gonna go to their fucking fucking wedding fuck We're like actually going to their wedding tomorrow like actually she's like are we going to wedding or not going to the wedding shame We're like literally going Seriously, no, I hear not seriously shut up Shina Um, I like stossies like She's like who likes bugs and dirt. I who literally who does this who goes tubing like well bugs and bags of bags Do you not remember those years of your life I guess it's better than ranch and murder though, so

Tom Tandeval eventually shows up and he's like, guys, guess what? I like totally rented an SUV to transport 50 cases. Of course, lie, bra. And like, yeah, Tom T. Gutzalteeri. He's like, God, the best friend I've ever had. Oh, I love Tom Schwartz. Just, I love him just crying through the whole episode. So cute. Oh, non-baba.

That was so nice of you. But not, but not, but not, are you a baba? Or are you not baba? Are you not a tool? Or you're not in our tool? So Jackson still freaking out about the The triplet Barney rubble is not arriving yet

Jacks is the fucking they were you know what they actually want. Oh, sorry to interrupt they basically were album in the chipmunks That's what they are one of the needed glasses Yeah, but they were all the same. Yeah're all out all the door. They're all theater. We're gonna be honest Triple the door Theodore theater and theater doop doop doop doop One of the greatest themes of all time by the way. Oh, God. I used to love those chipmunks those are famous that's you know those guys tried it too you know those triplets have definitely piled into that bathtub and put a fan on and tried to surf and nearly electrocuted themselves yeah I think if anyone

gets a spin off from this it it should be the triplets. Those triplets, like, not understanding dress shirts and like having to share a pay as you go cell phone is my favorite thing of the season, I think so far. Like, you, like, I was actually surprised that their voices were deep. If you really think about it, when they were talking, they should have been tripping, like, at the end of the Christmas song, when they all start arguing over the hulu hoop. And Jack, that's that. the Christmas song when they all start arguing over the hulu. And Jack that's that. That's the she never knows.

She every week every year she buys Shay of hulu because she thinks he wants one. I heard the song. Does this make Jack's does Jack's this make Jack's Dave based a Dave? You know, Jack's is not Dave. I think Dave would be Tom Sandivall. He bet guys. I've got a gig for you guys.

Oh, I guess, I guess Tom Sandivall, I'm Tom Schwartz's Alvin then. Yeah, he would have to be Alvin, yeah. Simon already left. Simon, he's gone. he's in we ho now Alvin bro Yeah, I'm like Santa okay. So anyway rehearsal dinner set up. So this is basically you know in the woods with like those little hamster wood chips all over the you know like hamsters having their cage wood chips. Yeah and

You know picnic tables, just running on the dogs with a rod. And see him, yes. Yeah. Continuing on with the extended metaphor of Alvin and Chipmunks. This is like the real take of Alvin and Chipmunks if they were actually Chipmunks, yes.

Yeah, a giant wheel where Katie walks extremely slowly to power the lights. There's a bottle filled with vodka that they are ever known, then the guests go up to and suck suckle from Tom can never drink it because he's in a big giant ball that he's walking in Jacks is in one of those like actually I feel like Jackson she and and Brynn you're just like having sex in one of those like small compartments. That's above the cage. They have to take up to up to This is like fuck corner Britney just like having sex in one of those like small compartments that's above the cage. You have to take up to up to.

This is like fuck corner. Oh my God. So anyway, if that's we've set the scene, I think pretty well. Amanda Pumpen can come in and she's like, Oh, it's so Katie. Piss on wood chips, just like my girl Katie. I have no idea how she found it. A giant train passes through. It's a great train.

Actually, and that's when she said that's so Katie. Surprise. I hope I didn't jump off and try to join in. Would have fit right in. The music has arrived. Open the train doors. Just like a bunch of hobos with their clothes and bandanas on a stick. Singing like here. Known as a bride.

I mean, I know that they're excited to have cores, cores at this, at this wedding, but having a train too is very on the nose. So she's like, well, I need some direction. to have cores at this wedding, but having a train too is very on the nose. So she's like, well, I need some direction, darling. I don't know what I'm going to say. What do you say about such a special couple? I mean, I could say, do you fucker take this fucker to yell at for the rest of your life? I love when Vanderpump cracks yourself up with the demonstrates. I know, I like it too.

So she starts running some of the copy by Katie, and I don't even remember what it was. It was like, it's like copy and paste. It's like copy and paste did bows from the internet. Like, how do I write my own bows? I started getting nervous because last week, two of my friends friends were getting married asked me to officiate. I've never done this and I'm like I really don't want to mess it up so when Vanderbump later on was like I don't want to mess this up I actually understand that

because this wedding is six months away and I'm already getting nervous about what I'm gonna do. Just copy hers. I'll be like, please, and gentlemen, this service is brought to you by a manifold rules. The first time he saw you holding a tray of salt and pepper to guard you from the shame for judgmental world. Refuel us to iron his shirt, put on a jacket from Forever 21 that was probably made for a little girl, let's face it, short-seed. Totally going off the rails. In a Jewish wedding, the pride and the groom step on a glass.

But in this wedding, Thomas requested that I pour glass of water on you Katie. Here we go As Tom romantically said to you once Katie you're a bitch You know, I feel bad for everyone's staying at that cabin at Tom and Katie's wedding You know why because they don't have Casper mattresses up there. At least I don't think so. But you know what as a Casper mattress, I do. In fact, can you hear this? That's the sound of me hitting my Casper mattress. Because guess what? This mattress is awesome. I've been sleeping on it for over a year now and I've never been happier. And I've convinced a bunch of my friends to get a Casper mattress too and they've never been happier.

So I mean, who are you going to believe? No one or me and my friends, thank you. So the point of this is this. A Casper mattress is this awesome mattress that an in-house team of engineers spend thousands of hours developing. It uses supportive memory foam for sleep service that's got just the right sink and just the right bounce. Plus, it's breathable design, sleep's cool, and I can attest to that because I run hot to help you regulate your temperature through the night. And you know what's actually super cool is that buying a Casper mattress is completely

risk-free. Casper offers free delivery and free returns with a hundred night home trial. So if you don't love it, they'll just pick it up and refund you everything. Casper understands the importance of truly sleeping on a mattress before you commit, especially considering you're going to spend a third of your life on it, although if you're like me, you probably will sleep on it once and never even dream of sending it back. Anyway, here's what you really need to know. The Casper is an obsessively engineered mattress at a shockingly fair price. There's supportive memory foam to create an award-winning sleep surface with just the

right sink and just the right bounce. Time magazine named it one of the best inventions of 2015, free shipping and returns to the US and Canada, and you've got that 100-day trial period. But here's what's really most important. You can get $50 towards any mattress purchase by visiting Casper.com slash crap ins. That's right. And if it asks for a promo code or something, just use crap ins. All right. So Casper.com slash crap ins Casper.com slash crap ins promo code crap ins. When you're thinking about it, crap ins. Always think crap ins. Okay, terms and conditions. Do apply though. You guys, you'll really, you'll thank me later. Trust me.

So everyone starts showing up to this rehearsal. I felt like the entire wedding was there. So it could have just been the wedding. And I loved, I don't know why, they walked over. They had to, everyone has to walk over a little bridge to get into the ceremony space and Brittany goes This is so pretty Which is like totally fine to say there's nothing wrong with it, but for some reason Brittany She just always seems wide-eyed about everything. I just makes me laugh every time Woods why my job in the waiting is to make sure everyone understands how pretty the woods are Will there be shark cutlery there not short cutlery. Oh Okay

I was afraid of sharks on that lake It was a river and there are no sharks in a She was like I Was known where I want to get my get married. There's a castle in Kentucky. And that's where I want to get my my wedding done at. And I just imagine it was like, was that some strange hillbilly layman's reference? I have a castle in Kentucky.

I want there to be roses everywhere and white trees. I thought of it all. There's going to be a man there screaming at me for not making a proper hand saying to just my mom's gonna cry because she's gonna be afraid that my groom's up to date before the wedding. Like okay, stop your dream. Stop your dream. It's getting uncomfortable. A castle in Kentucky. It's a white castle, Brittany. Jessica's Costco is three stores high. It does not mean it's a castle. Sounds the same. It's not welcome to why castle, where they properly

understand that a burger needs to be stained. It's not fitting square, a square burger into circle hell. Am I right? Oh, Brittany. So, there's a castle in Kentucky. I'm sure there is. There's probably a castle in Kentucky. I believe that. I'll look I'll Google it. Castle in Kentucky. I found a castle in Kentucky. So I also enjoyed how Tom Sandivall was so annoyed that he was the only one who showed up with that a jack and he's like, come on, bros! I'm looking up the castle in Kentucky, by the way. Castle in Kentucky.

Oh, did you find it? I just typed it in. There's Martin Castle, which, that this is kind of funny. The town is called Versailles. Versailles, Kentucky, that's LOL. And there is a castle. There's a castle, there's so much fakery going on here.

A castle in a town called Versailles, but it's all in Kentucky. I love it. Is it spelled B-E-R-S-I-G-H? It should be. But there is an actual castle. It looks ridiculous. It looks like medieval time. It's definitely like a castle built by someone who has, who only knows castles from picture books. Yeah, that's so, that's so placed for Brittany to get married. I can't wait. But you know, Jack's,s of course has other plans. He's like, at my wedding,

I'm gonna be like, let's just use some shots at bad knees. Wait, I just want to give an update on the castle. Sorry. It looks much nicer from different photos. I was looking at a photo from where it only looked like two turrets, but it's actually a giant castle. Yes, sorry. Oh, I've been to medieval times. I know it's nice. Sorry. Oh, I've been to medieval times. I know it's nice. You didn't have to explain that to me. I just didn't want to castle shame, okay? So what do you say to that, Jack? Sorry. It's over. Who cares? So Kristen is like, God, we're like the only reason. What did she say? She's like, the only reason he's there is because Tom and I refuse to send next to each other. And then Tom tells us memories of how long he's been friends with Tom too. He's like, I have such good memories of living with him. You know, like I

remember the first time Tom brought Katie home and I plastered porn to the back of the door. So when he closed it, she'd see it it she'd see it like wow that is a long time You guys had paper porn. I'm so glad I'm not friends of friendship I'm glad I'm from not friends of them on that level because all their stories Involves some sort of horrific prank, you know, it's like yeah, I remember one time I went to a local dump and I found a jar full of feces and before he came back I just poured all that onto his bed He didn't realize and then they're discovered in homeless feces.

Oh, that was great. I remember the first time Katie woke up and she was like choking because I was sitting on her face. I remember Jackson, I just went in and all they were sleeping, we just jerked off on top of them. That was hilarious. Yeah, that's basically how they are. Yeah, and they used to share paper porn. I mean, that's so gross. I mean, talk about germs.

Just like, do you think this is that magazine, bro? It's a new type of plaster of Paris. Let's make our call back or our call forward to whenever we were talking about it. So I liked also Tom and Tom were having a deep moment with the chairs. Like, hey, bro, when you see those chairs it makes it real right? Yeah, Baba Baba not It does all chairs Then we get to see Katie's brother who's basically Katie with a little more facial hair

He even like rolls her eyes He even rolls his eyesight Katie. It's like whoa flip flops He even rolls his eyesight Katie's like whoa flip flops I Will have to say though that that the tacos that they were serving looked so delicious and I because of that I When I went to sprouts today I bought the makings for tacos. Oh I love a taco. I love a taco cheese. Yeah, I'm gonna So let's see here. I just this is since it was so many people It's just like random little lines. Well, you know this written down here

What was funny to me is that when at one point they show Lisa and Ken and and Lisa can Pandian Jason were so out of place. They all just were kind of like huddled together Pandian Jason didn't look like they talked to anyone. They were just all like this group of We're very wealthy and we're gonna trust very formally while the other people eat tacos. I'm just so out of place. Oh, tacos. That's so kacy. Um, Stasi's like, um, I can, like, can I say that like, this is the only time that this is gonna happen where we have like two best friends marry each other.

And then the editors cut together this montage of everybody being like, fuck you, stop me. Get out of my life. Like, whoa, what is wrong with them? Why are they still being something to stop you? And then it cuts back to Stasi. And she's like, I wonder if one of them wrote me into their vows. It was amazing.

She's like, I just can't help but think back of this past seven years. It's all like, fuck you. Oh, that's great. And I liked also, so then Tom Schwartz basically tells his mom, like, oh, you've been an amazing mom. Like, you've done so much for me. And that's means a lot.

I think this is this one he gave her the ring, right? Yeah, he gave her a ring. He gave her a ring, which, hey, I'm surprised Katie did not get mad at that. Being the only, having Tom giving two different women rings. But also, I was half expecting Tom to be like, yeah, you've been such an amazing mom and you've done so much for me and you're so wonderful and here's a little ring and you mind paying for the rest of the wedding for me? Thanks.

No kidding. And this one, that was so touching. Like whenever someone's nice to their mom, I get teary out, you know, and the mom's like, I love the shape, honey. Look how it turned my finger green immediately. I love it. It's my favorite color. It's like she's the best mom. So cute. All this sticker from Claire's is still on this.

That's so sweet of you. If you were a girl, I was going to name you Claire, honey. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident not-so-expert-expert.

Each week we'll share a parenting story that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking. Oh yeah, I have absolutely been there. We'll talk about what went right and wrong. What would we do differently? And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts.

You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wendry app. So then we skip over to Stasi's mom Dana. And she's like, um, when do I get the dates on this new guy's Stasi? And she's like, a mom, I just like him. And she goes, how many days before that special moment? She's like, well, the first night he went down on me seven times and I cried two of them. So the mom's like, I'm never going to ask her anything about her life ever again.

By the way, where was Christina? I just had a historic to me. So thanks. Where is Christina Kelly? By the way, I was thinking we haven't seen her at all this season. And I would have expected her to be invited to the wedding. Wait, which one was Christinei. I'm so sorry She was a super bitch. She was she was never a full-time cast member

But she was a supportive player for yes, yes, four seasons and I don't think we've seen her at all this season She was someone with dirty jobs where she'd be like you were totally bitchy the stata Yeah, and you're like who are you extra? She was like she was the really mean one. And she would just come in and be like, and she would just say the meanest things to people. Yeah, she was really on the whole Katie and Kristen mean girl train when that was going on.

Yeah. Yeah, I kind of miss her anorexic ass. I am glad that we get to see Rachel. And then there were a couple of other ones, like a couple of people who didn't have lines that you kind of start liking and you don't really know why. I'm like, oh look it's Rachel. I don't know her. Yeah. Why do I like her? I don't know because she's been on it a lot and she took a lot about a lot of shit about her standup. Yeah, she has for me. Yeah. No, every season there are these supporting characters that have a few lines here and there, but they rarely make it beyond that one season.

There have been some recurring. I mean, Christina Kelly recurred several seasons. And Danny, who is our waitress once, she has, she's recurred a lot. And Jeremy, the hot bus boy, he has been around. But yeah, it's hard I mean we'll always remember Faith. Yeah I think that it's just because it's a wedding episode so it's like emotional anyway. I'm like wow Rachel I'm like you don't know her. Stop packing like she's also here though. She's also bridesmaid so that was not surprising either.

Yeah I kept just getting like all teary about stupid things. I was like getting teary at the part where they had the montage of people calling Stasi a bitch. I'm like, oh my god, we've been through with this show for so long. You know, we have. So then this is the big moment we've all been waiting for. The triplets, Bert, Billy, and Brandon arrive. B, B, B Brandon arrive. BBB.

Yeah, triple B. Of course, they're they're monograms or actually their monograms are BS BS. And there be us or the not be us. I can't spell that. So yeah, they introduced the bros and I'm like, okay, I'm crying. Yeah, there was a, and there was also a moment where we saw in the crowd a woman who I, at first, I thought was a heavy set low from the hills slash Laguna Beach. And I thought for a moment, is Katie, friends with Low, but she's not,

but I did then start going, Googling low. And she's 30 years old, and I really don't know how I feel about that. That low from Laguna Beach is 30. Oh, wait, that was her? No, no, it wasn't. Oh, well, you know, that's random that you say that because our network puts ads or whatever on the end of our show sometimes, and. Oh, well, you know, that's random that you say that because our network puts ads or whatever

on the end of our show sometimes and we don't know, you know. And for people who were commenting for a while that it was, okay, everybody, thanks for joining us. Hi, I'm low-boss worth. You have some kind of ad at the end of Watch Your Crafts. Oh, my God, I'm so honored. Yeah, I know. And you're like a hillsman. Oh, you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love little wooden things going the middle of the table so you weren't gonna be able to come unfortunately but now you're here so

yeah so glad but we don't actually have a Cheat House for you. I could have gotten you like iPhone SEs each but uh you know we had to get $10,000 with the flowers so but you know I'm sorry I'm sure Katie thought of the room so anyway little Bubba's come on in and Lisa's like oh Let's see the triplets. Let me take a look at you. You are whole identical even the same fantastic Sam's hair darling They actually had the hair of Lake a middle-aged Midwest mom Kind of like a shaggy bob. They had the hair of the school nurse at my middle school.

I like that they all looked exactly the same, but one of them was like, I'm going to wear my shirt on tech. I don't want my muffin top hanging over my slacks. Yeah, those are so cute. You know, that was driving Jack's nuts, because one thing we've learned from this season that jacks is actually a neat freak at least with his surroundings not with his body and you know he was just driving him nuts. Jacks was very dad like with them, which was really, it was actually really enduring the way jacks is bossing him around.

He was really like their dad. It's like guys, do you have your, what was he saying? He's like, guys, do you have your shirts? And Tom's like, what is he asking if they have their shirts? God, he's so rude. Do you think I'm like, they're idiots? Good. God. Um, we also learned that, uh, Shay, like, where's Shay? Oh, he's upstairs laying by a fan. And they catch hates everybody. Oh, my God. He was up there under so many pillows so the cameras

couldn't even see him. Or guy was just like probably like depressingly like jerking off under these pillows like lead me alone. He could not have been more miserable at that moment. And I think he hates the sun, right? Wasn't that there's another thing with like the sun does stuff to him. That's something that happened on the bachelor trip. So when they went tubing, he must have, you know, they just, I like she does excuse.

Hey, no, some on it a little like now, but when he said the water earlier made a skin feel about our, how could that water make anything feel better? It's like green and have shit crawling on it. So Vanderpump and Stasi. So this is a big turning point in the Vanderpump rules universe. Yes. Vanderpump just goes right up to Stasi and she's like, oh, Stasi,

always had so much help for you. You had a strength and a sharpness and a sense of humor. And I've felt you walked away and I wanted to grab you by the scruff of the neck and tell you what the fuck are you doing. I'm like you literally did do that. And you know like it's not like Goodwill hunting where he turned down a job she turned out a job at like at a huge you know think tank or something. She walked away from a waitress job how could you not take tables tomorrow ask yourself tomorrow when you don't have a

seating chart how would you live how will you go on knowing that you can never serve chef Joe's new cabbage soup and oversized beets salad. Whenever, wherever in life would you find another chance to say the word Chilean so many times. Did you know that a Chilean sea bass is actually a toothfish? You did not. And Stasi's basically like, um, sorry I let you down but like, I get it but I can only try to make things better now. Okay. And she's like, oh, and I like when people can admit to being

more on. She's like, well, that's the biggest compliment I'm ever getting from that bitch. So I'll take it. Yeah. So then we have Katie talking to her dad, which was also very sweet. You know, they're remembering things at sock hops and, you know, the dad and the mom got divorced a few years ago. So, you know, you know, just sort of talking about that sort of stuff. And to Katie's credit, because we've been coming down hard on her for a lot,

many episodes this season and probably every season, she, given that her parents went through a divorce over the past four years, she never, I don't think even mentioned it, or made a thing about it. You know, James, he kept, with all his bad behavior on the show, he's like, oh, my parents are getting divorced,

but like Katie, she kept that in. So, you know, I kind of respect her for not using the clutch. Yeah, I do too. And wait until next season when James comes back. Now it's got I've been through so much my parents and boy. It's not you don't even have the right celebrity, James. I mean George. Oh, yeah.

Sorry. We were talking about Beverly Hills. Sorry. God, it all makes it. So now Lisa Vanderpum starts talking to Shina. And I had to actually record this because at one point, Shina goes, yeah. And it was so classically Shina,

I had to make a little sound of it. So my new favorite thing, Lisa Vanderpum, talking to Shina. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I remember it incorrectly. I remember it as more enthusiastic, but it was actually. So she this is such an awkward scene. Well, this is, was this one Tom and Jacks were about fucking a pinata okay so they're talking

and they're talking about the pinata she's like my banana and apparently it's like see to me that's animal abuse darling I'm in open a new store where I sell hanky bras for poor pinatas I've been fucked by Jacks did you know there's an entire country just next to us called Mexico, where they take pinatas and they savagely brutalize them almost every single day. A little girl turns 15 and they just destroy the pinatas. How cruel! I'm speaking to Congress to ask them to stop children from shobing candy up donkeys asses and then killing them

for it because it only tastes better once it's been through a stinger. How many pinatas have to die before people realize they can have Kit Katz without pushing them through a pinata? Then Minsk can be enjoyable with that going through a cone hole, Shina. You understand what I'm saying, darling? Yeah. Man. I like Shina's story. She had a traumatic story about Pinyata, and she's like, she's like, I had a little

murmur, a really party, and I had an aerial Pinyata, and when it came to do it, I couldn't do it. I cried. It is pretty savage, though, to have a, like, a pinata of Ariel, the mermaid. Like, was she, how was she hanging by, like, that was like a new surround her neck? I feel like it's, it's an awkward pinata because it would be curved, you know, because she was always, like, laying down in the, her tails, like, curving up. Yeah. Right?

Yeah. I think it's like, I had a whole party and we bet there's so not of aerial or the more they move over, come on over, I'm not gonna be in the water, come on, come back there. Come back. Come back. I just imagine Shina doing the aerial voice thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So Shina doing Ariel is the same as the emergency broadcasts. It's also what it sounds like when she has sex with Shay. I'm just a born for this all. So Vanderpump's like, how she darling, she's amazing. Is that the word you use when someone's depressed and maybe back on drugs in an terrible shape? No? Okay. We're a scene. We love to laugh at scene. This is so sad. It is very sad.

It's like, and some I am, and I'm running and running and I'm perhaps like, oh, so he's not drunk. No drugs. No drinking or drinking with drugs. How's he doing with the calories? Is he still ever wait? Drinking drinking drugs drugs is he drinking french fries yet with drugs? She no she no goes. It's doing well. He's in such a good place his head's clear I'm like just cuz you're sick. I have fan doesn't mean your head is clear And she's like water help them bomb. She's like we have our spark back like one of me kiss It was like the first time again. I'm like, you realize that when you guys first kissed, he was high on drugs. That's how he was shit-faced.

Jesus. Oh my god, he tasted like fireball. It was just like the first time. And then her pump's not buying it at all. She's like, really? And she goes, well, I have to believe it because it's what she's saying, but I don't know. And she goes, well, I have to believe it because it's what she is saying, but I don't know. And she goes, yeah, some are like, so get on him.

And she goes, well, it would look good on any of us. Fuck that. This weeks are wine. Vanderpump is just waiting for she to say something like, all right, think you might be hurting inside the broken bird. I'll be right back. It doesn't work the same with guys. They have to be kind of a hoe. Well, oh, well, that's sort of work with James. Well, that's not true.

Well, James is kind of a hoe. But yeah, it did work with James. That's true. Never mind. They take it back. I mean, there is done. Yeah. No, she was just waiting, waiting for for Sheena to say the word. So that way that the broken bird urge could be unleashed How is his little tiny talent? Does it need a bandaid? It's like Beetlejuice you have to say broken bird three times then she Said again say it again So now for you darling. So now, now Lee says with Tom and Kate, at least I was just going to do the rounds.

She's just wisdom rounds. She's going to everyone and parting wisdom to everyone. So now she's with Tom and Katie and I don't even really even listen to what she was saying. I don't remember. So basically like, don't thank me. I was grateful to be able to fix your mess of a relationship and bring you to the point where you could have a wedding. I need no thanks. It's like, okay.

So well, you know, they had some like touching moments or whatever, FF. Yeah. So then Vanderpump and Ken, she is ironing her clothes for the wedding. The next morning, he's like, I'm gonna go. I love this on the telephone. I've seen this one, Lisa with an iron darling. Hey, look, she's going to the iron. Are you checking out the wrinkles on that? The hilarious. Really hilarious. You're like a fancy Roscio. Literally rolling on the ground right now. If you don't even.

Literally on the ground rolling. So yeah, Lisa is ironing with a crappy iron too. So that's like, she was really slumming it. Yeah, she was like, People ask me, How have you accomplished so much in your life? It's because I don't iron. That's right.

She really put something with this. Yeah. What is this black and decker? People often say that there's not enough diversity on this show, but guess what? We finally have a black. But it's black and decker, but you know. Oh, I'm giving it a couch on its way out. Then we do a, it's the next day and we're switching back between the girls cabin and the

boys cabins and the girls are getting the hair dead and bringing me like I would be breaking out right now. Cani, I think that going to the passport office. Because you need the passport to go to the castle in Kentucky. Thank God I got the big bear. Got that passport in time. I was freaking out. It took me forever to get my passport because the longest time I thought I actually had to go to a port named Pass. Couldn't find that in two maps. Pacing a port can't I be not going to be a good partner. I'm not going to be a good partner.

I'm not going to be a good partner. I'm not going to be a good partner. I'm not going to be a good partner. I'm not going to be a good partner. I'm not going to be a good partner. I'm not going to be a good partner. I'm not going to be a good partner. I'm not going to be a good partner.

I'm not going to be a good partner. I'm glad she didn't stay that in a friend of Sina. I had a breakdown. Yeah, there was a market difference between this wedding and Sina's. Maybe the lack of an Instagram wedding planner was helpful in it. So Sasi is going to be doing a speech, but she doesn't want to over-practice it because as she says, she's much better with the improv. And I'm surprised that Ariana and Kristen did not leave down her throat for saying that. Maybe Ariana was finally respecting her. She's like, she's serious about the game. So, uh, Kristen's like, like, I'm here for Katie. and it's like, like, I'm here for Katie. And like, she doesn't even need me, but I'm still here because I'm here to help her

with things that she needs and that she doesn't even know what she needs. Like, okay, what do you need? Nothing. Okay, she needs some snacks. No. Can you water? No.

You need your phone charge. Carter, we need to charge this phone. Oh, Carter, we need five more handles of tequila. Ugh. Ugh. That's why I call myself the native honor. I'm literally made of honor This is my jacks is like yeah, dude guys. Did you take a shower? And Tom's like well he asked if they took a shower. He's an asshole

But then Tom Schwartz is like, well, I don't think I need to take a shower I don't think I smell too badly. And then they cut too. They jump him, prancing around in the river while they were fishing earlier. Oh, you could take the man out of Florida, but you can't take the ball out of the man. Isn't it funny how Kristen was saying like, do you need anything? And then then the other cabin, Tom is like, saving everybody's ask, because he's brought everything that they would mean. Is that they're both a little fixers. Maybe they were perfect together after all you guys.

Yeah, kids, they, I, they, I loved how Tom Tandoval had like, an abundance of options. He's like, oh, you need a bow tie. I got like six of them. I got regular neck ties too. Wide, thin, extra wide, extra thin thin like whatever you want. Chris Dan. No, I have French cufflings, bro. Okay. You want to buy my French cufflings. They're like badass. Oh wait, bro. I've got a level 32 hairspray. Bro, socks. I got socks, bro. A level 32 hairspray. So I got a wedding ring. Dude, that's nice ring, but I got like five. You can use these wedding rings too. So Tom and Katie are equals and that neither one of them have

their vows. So that should be interesting. And then limo a big stretch limo arrives with Lisa. She's like, Oh, so charming. Set animal poop on the ground So Katie So rustic And then so she comes down and then she's like can we get some fabric for the pedestal? Just making a sexy pedestal fabric and I'm gonna have any fabric and white fabric darling I want to just make this like a little island of Ville Blanca Just like a little little pillow of Ville Blanca in the middle of the woods

Katie is so easy going when I said you want your color to be silver She said yes when I said you want the flowers to be white. She said yes When I said will you marry Tom? She said yes when I said you want this dress, I'm like, okay, stop taking credit for everything. What girl does have her damn wedding? Yeah. I've done everything. Yeah. Meanwhile, speaking of that dress, Katie is trying to get into it,

but it was pinching her, but something with the boning and I was like, oh, poor Katie, boning issues always get you in the end. I know. It's like a sign. Yeah. But meanwhile, Tom Tannival is just he's just prevailing about this whole situation. He's like, dude, this shirt is so nice man. Wow, you've never looked better man. Christian, it's them. So let's see, girls guys, I just kept writing girls guys, yeah Yeah flipping back and forth

I made it show off for dress which is and then she has her saddest line of the season where she's like She's gonna be part of the wives club cuz so far in my group. That's only one member me I was like I think the brides club is gonna be more like a brides thunder dome as in two women enter one woman leaves. We're seeing it. Of course, you know, it's, I mean, it's so hilarious how they are, they're really trolling her. Just all the foreshadowing.

I mean, it's the brilliance of this show. It's so big. And also another good troll is Vanderpump because Katie comes, you know, she's getting ready to go and she's like, oh my God, I have that dirt in my dress. Well, yeah, because you're wearing, you know, lace, a big, huge lace train on hamster chips, dum-dum. So, Kristen's like, oh, oh get it and Vanderpump's like

You being helpful Like that she's just always giving her shit every time she's around always So people start to show up even she and his mom was there at the said that's why it was weird Christina Kelly doesn't get an invite or maybe she couldn't make it, but she and his mom is there, is Dossi's mom, little weird. But it was sweet, Katie's dad starts to cry, which is lovely. It was, and everyone starts going down the aisle. Ariana's in a tux, looking great, of course,

because she's Ariana. And someone brings like some dogs on the aisle and they say, Madam, I'm like, oh, look, puppies, puppies. I'll take those. Thank you very much. And that's pretty much it. Yeah. Yeah. And then the worst news of all. Yeah. Tom says I do next week with the fly flying around his face, which is, you know, again, fitting fitting. But the worst news of all was that they said next week on the season finale.

So I don't like that. She was like, I think he's on drugs. Oh, really, Sheena. Well, welcome to the party. It's so sad. The whole thing is sad. And what's even sadder, I was like, what is happening right now?

Because I guess I switched over when I was writing my notes into the wrong window. And I was like, what is this? None of this happened and it's all from that sweet Oklahoma show or sweet home. It's like a machine. She's gonna put on a latex glove. No one made Katie wear a tracker at her wedding. Like who would do that? We're gonna talk about sweet home Oklahoma later this week.

We're gonna talk about it on Friday. On Thursday, we have something very special, which is we have an interview with Kyle and reporter Christina Gibson from Summer House, and they didn't get a reunion, so they're going to spill all the tea on our show. So Summer House fans, don't worry, the summer isn't over yet. We have a fun interview with them. Tomorrow is Beverly Hills, but before we wrap up the show, one of our favorite segments of the week is crap and spotlight. So this

week is Danielle Riley. Hey, Ben and Ronnie, this is Danielle Riley. Riley, I can't do it like you guys, but I wanted to try. Wait, I want to hear her do that again. Anyway, hey Ben and Ronnie, this is Danielle Riley. Riley, I can't do it like you guys, but I wanted to try. Anyways, I'm from Utah, and I've been listening to you guys for a pretty long time. Not from the very beginning, but really close. I think I started around episode 30. I found you guys. I was looking for the watch, what happens, Facebook page, and lo and behold, I found you you guys and so I was like oh this is great so I went back from the beginning and started listening and I've

actually listened to like the first 300 episodes like 10 times each but anyways the real reason why I wanted to do the listener spotlight was to actually thank you guys because I know I've sent messages and whatever, but I really need you guys to know how much you help me through the worst time in my life. I was in a bad marriage, I was living overseas, I was alone, I mean I could call my mom and stuff, but I always had you guys with me, I was alone. I mean, I could call my mom and stuff, but I always had you guys with me. I know that sounds so creepy,

but you guys became like my friends and someone I could like kind of rely on in a way, which I know again, sounds creepy. But you were always there and you were always funny and always turning me up. And it made a world of difference in my life. Like I wouldn't have made it without you guys because you just, you know, anyways. I just wanted to thank you and I just want you to know

how much your podcast means to me. So anyways, now that I totally creep you out, that's it for now. But thanks again and keep up the good work. Love you guys. Oh, Danielle, that was so sweet. So sweet. Danielle did not curse at all.

And we're glad that we're able to get you through the hard times you had to deal with and we'll still be there for you for many, many years and centuries to come. Yeah, I hope so. And also, you know, I want to say that when you say stuff like that, not only is it not creepy, but it really does go both ways. I mean, there are times in life. This is kind of a lonely life, even though we're together, but you know, we're separate when we do this and we have our own separate lives or whatever. And I've lived a very

solitary life for the most part. And when I get depressed or sad, you guys have been there for me in so many ways, you know, just personally, just reading comments or seeing what you're talking about. I mean, a lot of you guys we've known for years now, you know. And so you've helped us through a lot of stuff. I mean, fairly recently too. So thank you so much for that. That was really sweet. I totally echo what Ronnie says.

I mean, you know, my writing career had really hit like, it just like bottomed out around the time we started doing this podcast. And, you know, I was feeling very bad about you know my my career essentially and this podcast kept me afloat both sort of mentally and Eventually with patreon it is actually you know, I was seeing that I was driving Uber as I've mentioned before and and now it like it allowed me to then be able to pursue my writing stuff And now my writing career is is back up and going so echo what Ronnie says

That you guys help us just as much as I guess we help you guys so you guys were feeling things I plan to start getting wet Yeah, group hug, group hug everyone. Group hug everybody. If you want to also be in the listener spotlight, then just go to patreon.com forward slash watch what crap ends. And that's how you can sign up there. And we'd love to hear what other people are saying and thinking. And have you have your two minutes on this podcast.

And you can also do other things like a crap and a mailbag. Oh, and we're doing a hangout next week. Next Thursday, right? Next Thursday. Which is March 30th. Yeah. Yeah.

So Patreon is where you can find out where you can get involved in all different ways from either listener spotlight, hangout, bonus episodes, whatever it may be. But you can get involved in all different ways from either listener spotlight, hang out, book out in this episode, whatever it may be, but you can also just listen. So on that note, guys, thanks for being here for us on this Tuesday, and we'll talk to you tomorrow with some real housewives of Beverly Hills. Bye everybody.

Bye. Hey, prime members. You can listen to Watch Your Crappens, add free on Amazon Music. Bye everybody. Bye.