Watch What Crappens - #417 RHOBH: Tears of a Bot

Episode Date: March 22, 2017

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audiobooks, and I'm with Ben Mandelker, the amazing and talented man in my life. How you doing, babe? Oh, I'm great. Thanks for you. I'm so good. What a crazy episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we get to discuss today, being... Oh my God. So good. So, so good. You know, there has to be something said about this shows consistency. It's always like what?

Why? A board, you know, like Towards the end of the season people are always online pretty much every season like I'm so bored this show sucks Nothing's happening on this show and not only do they come through they come through in such a weird crazy way And they get almost darker than any other show on Bravo. And that says something because we just, you know, this week we talked about Real Housewives of Atlanta, which is pretty dark. Yeah, yeah, but this, yeah, Beverly Hills does that. They keep it light and frilly and then all of a sudden, when it should go down, usually on a boat, usually abroad, it gets real dark, real quickly. I mean, admittedly, this season isn't as good as some of the famous, you know, the first

two seasons of Beverly Hills are hard to ever top, but there are people who are really going after this season, the people who didn't really like last season either, and I've really enjoyed last season, I'm really enjoying this season. I have no problems with whatsoever. I think it's fun. Maybe because we recap it. And so we find all the ludicrous moments and hilarity in these shows. But I think it's much better than a real house has a New Jersey.

By the way, MPS, did you hear the gossip that came out of Monday that Kim Kim D her car was involved in a double homicide? Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Her son's friend apparently took the car and killed people in it. God. Yeah. Now the trick on that shows to watch and see who turns into a total hypocrite. All those people who were like, you can't talk about to reason her husband and the criminal stuff. That's not cool. They're children and losing a mother. Let's see how quick those people change. Yeah. Just slam pimpy all season long for this. So bizarre. Why would her son's friend take her car? I mean, I know you're trying

to cover up the tracks, but it's just weird. It's weird. Jersey is so nonsensical. I don't really, I don't even understand if it's the place anymore because all I know about New Jersey these days is from this TV show, which is, you know, probably not a good representation. And before this even started, when I lived in New York, I knew New Jersey is a place where Ikea was. So, yeah, I don't know. It just feels like everything can break so easily in Jersey, you know. I'm sure it will be discussed many times over rail teenies at... Rails! Restaurant of the stars. Let's think if you like a... Take away the knives! Take away the knives. Take away the cockies and the matches.

No one's gonna kill each other on my reservation it rails. Well, you know, it's crazy because you know, like that car, and I remember seeing that car, I thought, I'm gonna get myself that car because, you know, I want to get myself a new car. I'm being renewed and everything I got new kitchen, you know, and boo, and all that stuff. And Frankie's moving in the house, he's got abs now, and I thought, well, you know what? I actually got a new car, and I was gonna get that car, and I was gonna take a drive in it. Now it's burned. He's got abs now. And I thought, well, you know what? I should get a new car. And I was going to get that car. I was going to take a drive in it. Now it's burned up into deputy burners. But I mean, we know what can you do? You know, new cabinets. I think the burning question on everybody's mind is, what

does Ashley think of this? When is Ashley going to say something really shitty on Twitter about this? Yeah. I can't wait. Oh, sure. So let's get let's get to the real news, which is the madness of Beverly Hills, which is pretty much all episode. It was big madness, kombuda times, big madness again. So just the fact that this started back on that pirate boat, the junk boat, and they kept having their exterior shots of this scary ass looking boat with red sails kind of creeping along the ocean. And then they kept showing Vanderpump trying to walk. It's like, this is hilarious already. I'm loving this.

Yeah, it was very much the sort of boat you expected a bond villain, like a moment where James Bond has a date with someone and then someone goes and throws a hat at him and that's like really a blade and he has the duck and like this fighting on the boat and then getting down off and then jumping off the boat onto the dock and then running through the streets. Yeah, that's pretty good. I'm sure that's what probably Erica wants to do. Except without the writing and all that stuff.

They're casting going to do the writing part. They'll just like, what did the entire James Bond sitting down on the boat? James Bond, the stage play. So we're back on the boat and we're in the middle of the fight we left off with last week where Erica's like, if you didn't feel like bills were causing rid of the act like that, then why bring it up? I'm to read. I don't remember it like that and she's and Rina's back vindicated in her glitter jacket She's like, yeah, see baby, you don't remember either So then yeah, so then we have this same thing where Eric is you talk too much and then you say Bullying shit

She's like, how the fuck it? Luna at least we've got a starting point. And then that's when America starts doing her like come to me fingers over and over and won't stop and she's like,

bring it to me. Bring it. And Lisa Vanderpump is just sitting there next to Kyle looking back and forth like she's just watching another boring ass day of housewives tennis Yeah, and Erica's like Erica based the asterisd if she needs confirmation all the time and treats like no, I don't need that at all Don't you agree? Don't you agree? I don't need confirmation. Don't you agree?

Tell me I'm right Get someone back me up here that I don't in confirmation. I mean, this is crazy Do I need reservations for this confirmation? Well, there's no one confirming that I don't need confirmation. I'd like to Non-confirmation please Eustace I'm Jewish. What's her Jew gets confirmed? P.K.

So Erica is coming for her. Erica has not come for anybody yet. This is the first time. We saw her last season try and fail really hard to semi-come after Vanderpump like that crashed and burned and then her husband fell in love with Lisa Vanderpump so that happened in world. Yeah. Then she tried with Catherine a little bit, but it was just little. I mean, this is like she's I think those gays were like, we found this new meth. No, I think that I think that like, I mean, Doreet has been needling at her all season long in a really annoying way. And Erica just couldn't deal with it anymore.

But what surprised me was that after last week, I thought for sure, like, oh my God, this is hilarious. To read, you know, going after Erica, like trying to tangled Erica, she's gonna get shot down. I was surprised how many people we got on social media who were actually on the REIT side. I thought it was gonna be a pretty solid, you know, the show of support for Erica. Now it's probably all the REITs. I thought it was gonna be a pretty, pretty solid, you know,

a show of support for Erica. Now it's pro-toe. It's total real housewives what they did. They just went too far. She would have been, like if it had stopped here, it would have been fine. But man, once Erica got going and then you know what happens when Rinne gets going, it's like,

oh geez, that cookie- I think that's why people really cut somebody, you know. Yeah, I think that's why people were more on Doreet's eye because I think Rina really annoyed people this season with that whole, with what, you know, talking about Kim, etc. I think, you know, people were sort of annoyed at Rina from last season anyway because the munch hasn't going against Bandupump. And this season, you know, she was sort of on thin ice and she definitely stepped in shit. Shit that was on the ice. And then when she stepped on the shit,

it like fell into the water with her foot and then it poisoned all the fish and killed the fish and the coral reef down there. And then she climbed the fish. Then she lay her fish. So I think that's the vacations about the change of altitude because Rena really loses it on vacation.

She does, it's great. But the thing is, I think that with... So I think people who were pro-Jerry, it was not so much that they were anti-Araka. I suspect it was more anti-Rena. But that being said, I mean, it was a weird argument, and we're obviously going to get right back into it.

But what was weird to me is they both made points that I agreed with. I'm not going to lie. Because I do, we've said many times that we think Arakka is actually pretty cool, and considering that she's with. I'm not gonna lie, because I do, we've said many times that we think Erica is actually pretty cool and considering that she's like a friend of the gaze and she's gay friend that's all this gay stuff and that, she has a veneer of being very cold and distant.

So when Dorit says that, that's why I can't make any kind of sense of humor. Yeah, so Dorit's not entirely wrong when she says that, but Erica, I think, is more correct. She, I think Erica has the higher, I think Erica has the better stance, which is like, for now. For now, it's wrong with you, Doreet.

Yeah, for now, she does. So Doreet just cracked me up, because she has, uh, my God. So Erica, right back under the fire, it's like, I've tried to be nasty to reach. She's like, you've never been nasty to me. Not one single time. And then we get a montage of Erica being like, I love you, dress or whatever. Dorita's been, Dorita's been petty with Erica since the very beginning when Erica showed

up in like a design on T-shirt. She's like, it's a T-shirt. It's like, what's a T-shirt? What's your body? It's an asshole. Okay. So don't let anything we say in this episode make you think that we don't think that it's a real asshole.

It's an asshole and she deserves what she's getting. I just think the biggest mistake they all made on Team Erica this week, you don't, you have to stand up for yourself without turning the other person into a victim because the minute you turn the other person into a victim, oh my good, everybody roots for the victim, you know. Yeah, exactly. Well, Erica at this point, it's just, I don't think she can even contain her rage and she can't contain how she's, how she's going after someone. She's just, she's just going after her to read at this point. She basically says, you're dying for attention and now you have it and to read

it's like a driss response she just goes honey that's okay that's fine attention not good about fear to read to sit out good enough and she's like don't fucking flatter yourself I'm not dying for your attention. And then the clam music starts with... Yeah, I love songpics. It's like, so Erica's like, What's Cloud Island Island? I'm in reality.

That's all you've done with me. Look for my attention. And Jereet does an impression of her. She holds her nose and she's like, you're disparate from attention. You're still stupid to read. But Jere it, I think to read did have a moment. She did, I think she had a strong moment when she did, she went after Erica and she's like, she's like, Erica, what on earth would I need from you?

You're not that interesting. You're no fucking fun. You're not fucking nice at all. Your code is fucking nice and stark. What the hell would I be buying for your attention? And you know see gotter because Eric is response was oh must have touched today You obviously Lyle

It's like oh no when they start going after volume. You know they've lost this round that I was about to say that round was a that Doree won that round that was honestly that was Can't can't argue with what Doreet said there. Yeah. When you're returning with volume snaps, you lost. But don't worry, there's still like 20 rounds to go. So... Then Eric is like, yeah, Eric has been saying, you could not be more wrong.

And that's when we said, it's how she felt, darling. How she felt the feelings of a heart, a beating heart, a beating sort of British heart. I just think that she felt that you didn't like her darling. Yeah, Vanderpump is always sticking up for the wrong person. Okay, let's not forget this is the lady that championed Brandy. Like she just, that's really hard for her to pick a good horse.

That's true. Although to be played devil's advocate, I will say, you know, if someone, even if, if you like someone, but they are getting in fire that they that you don't like them, and you know that one thing that you have in your life is that you put up walls and yada yada yada, you know, I think that's it's, it's, it's a semi, you know, a reasonable thing to say. Well, you, you, maybe you like me and maybe I'm misunderstood, but you just gave me a very cold vibe, so I didn't know. Yeah. You know, you have to be able to appreciate that

This is when I just started groaning in the stands. I was like erica We've had like two episodes not talking about your flappy vans. Do we really have to go there again? Yeah, but you know what though, you have to. You have to because that's the thing. Duret doesn't seem to understand the damage she created in a new friendship by talking so much about the stupid, pandey thing. Listen, if you're friends, so now I'm going to go back on exactly what I just said, because that's what I like to do.

So, if you are making friends with someone and you just get to know them, and then you have a situation like a panty thing, and you go and you're on camera talking about it with your husband, and your husband's talking about how he saw something. And if you just kept it behind closed doors, it's one thing. But then you go tell every single person, and P.K. was staring. I mean, what sort of woman, like what sort of red-laden man can't look,

no, no, no, no, no, no. Casting her to look like, well, you know, she should have known better, Erica should have known better, you know, not really putting any blame on PK for being, you know, for not having better manners, or for talking about it on camera, or, you know, all this stuff. It's like that does, when you do that to someone that you're brand new friends with. You're going to do permanent damage. So of course, they're not going to like it. Of course, I guess that you cold vibes. So even though you felt like Erica didn't like you in this case, because she didn't.

Yes. So I went back to that. And again, I'm not saying Doreet's not an asshole, but this they even showed the clips of them being like, we're totally over it. We're, yeah, new days. We're moving forward. And also Erica Jane has a dance move called Pathopus. And every video she makes, she's rubbing her badge and close up in a thong on YouTube. So stop acting like you're so like worried about

your vagina. Your vagina is all over the place. Are you you're not getting like your Google ad content? Like, come on. I mean, to read the ass, but. Yeah, I mean, I think the issue is not so much like that people saw her vagina. It's that Dorita's going around acting as if Erica was being almost like a predator in some way. I'm asking this word. And that's where it is.

That's where it is. That's where it's obnoxious. And I think the reason why it comes up again is not that Erica's holding onto it, but being like, listen, we put it in the past, but our friendship was affected by it, and that's just the way it is. And like, how do you, like, I'm just supposed to just ignore that? I'm not, it's like, I'm not, I think she was actually trying to say, I'm not still mad

about the pantygating thing, although she was. But like, you know, you have to be, was. But you can't just expect that something like that happens, and you marist me, and then we're just like cool. You know? Right after that happened, like, make an effort to be nice to me or something. Exactly. But she didn't.

Cappoking, yeah, exactly. So she's like, well, you made it seem like I'm doing it all panels and trying to flirt with your house more than all she could do was talk about Erica Erica Erica you took it and you ran with it yeah yeah she goes yeah she's sorry no I was just gonna say this is where I was like oh so Erica's just gonna go for it I think her queens were like look girl you're on a house so Erica's just gonna go for it. I think her queens were like, look girl, you're on a housewives show. You gotta just go for it.

Oh my goodness. Well, because just go, you know. Well, not only that though, the problem is that she didn't go for it earlier. I mean, Erica and I are actually very similar because she didn't go for it when she really should have a, like, a few months ago and it's festored.

And now she's like, fuck it. Now I'm gonna go for it, even if it makes me look petty. And she did, because her Dereet still doesn't understand really the situation. No, because her response is, well, a woman who comes in with a dress that short. And it doesn't cross her legs. So it's like, again, Dereet is being like,

I'm not being crazy, you are because you are dressed like a slut slut And what do you expect a man to do which is really bullshit? Yeah, so You said I was trying to do it on pebbles She says that about a million times and I love to eric is now made it about her vagina having a motive Yeah, I'm like we're building a vagina case now Yeah, and now then Dorita again is and say, it's just a funny thing. It was just like a funny thing. It was just a funny.

And then that's when Rino was like, no, you were questioning Erica's motives. You know, I think Rino, although I think Rino was more like, yes, you fucking did baby out it. Yeah, she was like in crazy Rino mode. Yeah, now you know when she's going to get crazy because she always leans back and starts rocking back and forth, usually holding one of her knees. And she's wearing that weird glitter jacket.

And she's laughing at everything and just yelling. And I was like, oh lord, we'll flew over the cook who's an ass girl. Yeah, she's basically like some strange version of Helen Madden, the licensed biologist from Saturn Out Live. I was like, yes you fucking did baby. Yes you did. Whoa. So, let me see. Rita's been like, if I hurt you, of course I'm sorry.

So, I was like, do you eat that hurt my feelings? And then, do you go, I question whether you have feelings. And then I was like, oh, come on, Doreet. You almost got out of this. And Lisa Vanderpump is like, at least a Vanderpump goes, for God's sake, this is a girl who wears contour around her neck. Oh, and Doreet also did my favorite Doreet thing. She's like, I don't understand. It was underwear. It was jolly good times. Even half-fived me, Erica.

Look, a pretty little twist that was hanging out. And Erica's just not gonna accept it. She's like, well, the feelings were hurt. So they go and I lean like, well, she's not a robot. And people think she doesn't have feelings. Well, there they are, loud and proud. Now, here's how I feel about that. Well, believe me, I have feelings. Like how poor I lean. She's never going to get a feeling scene. So then Doritos then talking about it again. Erica is cold and Erica's like, you have no idea what cold is. She's like, I'm pretty sure I do. I come from the Shuttler Islands.

So then Doritos, like, you know, the Doritos are saying like she doesn't hang out with cold people. Why would anyone hang out with cold people? And I like, I think at one point she goes, what is going on here? Erica goes, stop is going on here? Eric, it goes. Stop talking to me. I'm really like, what is going on here?

Really? What is really going on here? Why can't you just say, I'm sorry my husband was glaring at you for China. And Doreet's like, well, what on earth do you expect a man with a beating heart to do? And a woman's for JJ is in front of him. I'm like, well, what on earth do you expect a man with a beating heart to do? And a woman's for JJ is in front of him. I'm like, oh my God, this is the problem.

See if it was just like the quote unquote English humor, it would have just been like a laugh, you know, the content of Dorit's chatter amongst the women would have been like, it was the funniest moment. The bandrupalm, you know know tried to get American to this and that you wasn't wearing underwear Wow, we were scandalized a little little Minks she is that would be like Should he British humor there, but it wasn't that it was like could you believe it? She was not wearing underwear and there's a man there and he just

It's almost like she wanted it isn't that hilarious is it? He is fault the other John vagina looks like a ham sandwich how was he supposed to stop staring and then you get a lean in there of course he's like well Vincent would never stare at a woman's vagina like that I mean you know Thanks Elaine. He might enjoy her. It's badger to the sob machine So then delete full Sada. I'm very sorry Erica that these girls made it such a big deal My god, that was outread just when she. The girls were like, what, we were like, what are you talking about?

I'm just like, you know what, fuck off, fuck off. I got to eat and she's like, I'm throwing a wig and I feel like no one's really commented on this. She's like, everything here is bolted down. I can't even figure out what I'm supposed to steal from. Like, she just looks like such a villain with that wig and she's very shifty and when she doesn't talk, I feel like evens just stealing things. After all this fight she was like messing with her person kind

of looking over her shoulder. It's like they hate Eden. Like they're putting the worst shots of Eden in here. They basically saw this scene to like you know what we should do. We should do a show about you didn't call it imposterous. Let's do that. So really lean art. Like them as a team. I know people love them. I don't love them as a team I think I lean really shady. I don't like that. I lean guides I feel like I lean guides a lot of what Rinna does all of Ander pump to whoever her hoe is And it bugs me and especially when they get like this because they're both just laughing really loudly at everything Well, and then Rinna is outing and she's like, listen, here,

friend, you made it a big deal. Friend. It's like, where does this come from? Well, no, I mean, I come from. I did not like the Eileen Rina situation last season. I don't mind it this season. And I don't think that they were being mean girls here. I did not get that vibe to me. There were like, um, you know, as they say a little bit later on, they're like, well, we told you, uh, Doreet that you, we think you may have upset Erica. We warned you. We tried to talk to you about it. And now you're saying that we made the big deal about it. Like, no, you told every single

person, and I love one. Rina said, I'm low class baby. Oh, from the woman who comes from Connecticut and uses the fake British Australian South African, whatever accent baby. So they're laughing. Rina is just pounced to gotten in her face and then really quickly sat back down and started rocking back and forth laughing again. I mean, it's terrifying. She was a little, she was a little unhinged for sure. And they're like, don't ever get in my face again, Rina. And she's like, I'll get in your face whenever I want to baby.

And then they're just like sitting there. Eileen and Rin are just sitting there laughing. And I'm like, these two are so dark. And she's like, don't threaten me. And then they start about getting, fighting in my face and Rin is like, fuck you. Ah, fuck you.

Yeah, fuck you, Doreen. Ha, ha, ha, ha, fuck you, Doreen. Did you guys hear me? Fuck you, Doreen. I'm like hear me? Fuck you, Doreen. I'm like, okay, we get it. Crazy parents. Oh my God. So then Doreen went back to this thing of like,

Erica, if I had known, I would never have it. And that's when Eileen is like, we told you, you dumb bitch in a turd car. We told you a million times. I made you drive to Malibu to tell you in the wind on a picnic table. Don't you remember? It was so windy. I'm terribly sorry. I don't remember. Malibu is what's that? Is that another island and Hawaii?

Do we go to Hawaii? I love Hawaii. So watch it. Let's go back. Malibu. My college has. So then Vanderpump, who's just like half-assing at at this point, but she's got to stay with her, you know, sticking to Doreet, but she's like, oh that's not fair, she meant it as a joke. Just snacks on this thing, don't you hate using M and M. And Doreet's like, oh my god, I wasn't looking to fit in your character, I'll make it a better, your feelings, and balance you pretty little push. And then there was a, well, that's what you did all through.

But thanks. Yeah, but thanks. So she's not taking it. And when Vanderpump stood up for her and was like, that's not fair, she meant to do the joke, both Rin and I lean at the same time. We're like, Lisa, let her fight for herself. Like they both start yelling at Lisa.

And then she goes, well, you are fighting for your friend and I I can fight for my friend. And they like sat back for a second. Like, oh, yeah, I guess that's true. We're raging, I can hypocrites. Kyle's just sitting there being quiet the whole thing. But then, uh, I was like, I love my agency hat in the bedroom. Damn it. Yeah. So then, um, so then there goes downstairs and she sheds literally a single tear and Lisa Vanderpump. She has this, you know, special ability. She hears the tear hit the, hit the floor of the junk boat and she's like, broken bird. She like goes downstairs and she's like telling, telling, cry, cry, cry into mummy's breast, cry. Cry until the next John comes and try it tapping, but on a brave blow face.

Um, and there's like, I'm fine. I'm fine. There's just some strange moisture on my cheekbone and they're like, like dabbing it, not to undo all of the lands. Yeah, I guess like are those real? And Vanderpump's like, she normally pushes you away, but it seems the ice queen is melting.

Like she's romanticizing this whole thing. She's like, love. She's like, Erica, while you're vulnerable, I would like to do something very special for you. I would like you, Erica Jean, to be my next hostess. That's her. You won't even have to start as a busboy first, darling. If you stick around long enough, I'll get you a condominium!

Erica, you will now have the privilege of holding Snooki at my next dinner party. Actual Snooki, if I'm just too sure, you please must hold it back. I just love her bangs So do you know does the Erica is okay? Erica's so ridiculous. So now she's crying and she's like I'll be crying Don't cry for beyond She's like staring there. It looks like she's on the front of the Titanic as Kate wins that remembering Leo DiCaprio Just thinking about things and then they they turned the camera around and you see that she's staring out over the crowd of tourists waiting

To load onto the boat as she's Delicately crossed for an audience. It's like, this woman is fucking ridiculous. And I love her more than ever. I can't believe how much I like Eric and out. She's so ridiculous and dramatic. I didn't think that she's being ridiculous and dramatic. I think she was actually just like, she was just like, I hate crying.

I hate losing my composer and I just did it on TV. And my whole reason why he came on the show was to promote my music and they fucking got to me. I made it through a season and a half or season three quarters, and they finally broke me down. And dreamy while I was being like, that felt like a missile attack. It was a missile attack.

It's like who was a missile, you idiot? Is that a scot missile? Oh, it's like a... Oh, it's like a... It was like a drone, Missile. So, uh, they said, but we find out. A drone.

Hey, Kay. Yeah, I see a drone. Put it in a drone. We find out they don't, his, the boat has been Dr. America's just standing there crying at the tourists. And then they finally open the gates of the boat. And Eric is like, Okay, bye bye, thanks.

And they they separate out four of them yet into a car. You know, if we go walking along and in the car with Rinna and I lean Erica and Eden, Eden's like, you're you're crying and it looks so pretty. I should have beaten stop trying to make yourself relevant to this scene. She's like, I wanna yell at somebody on its hard being portrayed as something you really are. Now please buy my album, The Joy No. Smell. V8, Jane Tallahsine, I win. And Tallahsine 3. I just hate to have when people see me when I've lost my composure, I hate to be, I hate to be anything but totally put

together. So by my album, the pretty mess. I hate being referred to as a mess. And then pretty mess. So then to read a Vanderpump and Kyle are in their own little group, you know, and Vanderpump's like, uh, she's like tired. And she's like, all the people Eric appaze to tell us your fabulous has gone to a head. Like, okay, to reach, which would have been, not a terrible theory, except for the fact that you appeared later on with a glam squad to reach. And the only person that we talked to you during your packing scene is Chinan Annie. I mean, come on. Yeah, exactly. You're surrounded by a

hired help too. So don't get that twisted. And Vanderpump still giving like four star reviews. She's like, she was crying. I hadn't seen that vulnerability. Did you ever see Erica Jane on the junk boat? Brilliant performance, brilliant. So then in the other car, I lean like, well, normal people just say I'm sorry. In America's like, yeah, but you've got to leave it. So Kyle's still stuck on the Rina, because she's still

mad at Rina, you know, and she's like, I don't like she jumped up and got in her face and then that cussed her Rina going Ha ha ha, I jumped up and got in her face and said fuck you. Ha ha, you remember that. I was like, I think that's a piece. I love this show So then they have the glowing light of the Chanel store to make them all feel better. Yeah Like, do we go in? I don't detect any broken birds in there. We must go on. My baby, Burke, instead of it's time to go home. So in the room, they're in Erica's room, I guess. And Ryn is like, you know what, Eden?

Take off your wig. I want to see who's under that little wig, my little Eden. Shmeen. OK. It totally changes their personality. Yeah. Sit there and say no lines with your regular hair, okay? Yeah.

So Eileen is comforting Erika. You know, and it was like a nice moment. Eileen comes up to her and basically like, you know, like we, we've got you in Erika's tearing up a little bit. And like, I just like, I love Erika and Eileen's like, I love you, Eileen. And they're bit like I just like I love you're an and I'm like I will view I lean and they're just you know to roof you know Erica I lean is basically saying to us you know that Erica feels things and she has walls up but she's very sensitive and yada

yada and Erica's a song for the so it's like nice yourself cut it with me Erica she's like well look at your body language she's like I'm just doing this because I'm cold. I lean because I'm cold. You calling me cold? Because I'm cold. I don't know what I'm mad about right now. And I lean like four.

Well, you either cuddle with me or not appear at my soap opera, which would you prefer? I guess I'll do a cold cuddle then. So then the next morning, Dorita's telling PK about everything on the phone and the way she tells it to PK, she's like, oh, the craziest thing happened, PK. So we were just talking and Erica says, you're desperate for my friendship, you're desperate for my attention.

As if it just came out of a vacuum. Like just Erica was just being a mean girl and throwing her face. Like this is your problem to read. You just go and you gossip and you twist the interpretation of events so blatantly. And I don't know if she even does it on purpose. I think that she just, things come in and she just hears them strangely and then she spits them out in a way

that totally alters the reality of the situation. Well she's trying to make everybody like her by being the one who always has gossip or who has something fun to talk about the ghouls. But she's just an asshole and it doesn't help that she's teamed up with fucking PK either. He's like darling people, she pays people to be her friends, so don't listen to that, you know. Anyway, China man wants don't listen to that. Anyway, China Mani wants to say hi to you. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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and to read, Erica comes down and to read, it's like, you know, like trying to look away from her. And Erica's like, hello, Doreet. And then just sits there giving her an icy look with her perfect posture. They're going, yeah, Fender Pumps, like we're going to see Bueb that darling. Yeah, they're gonna go see the giant Bueb and Doreet's like,

huh, I've actually been there. And I was like, I'm gonna shut up to read. And I was like, oh, shut up to read. And Eric of Lean's back in Rolls-R-Eyes. I mean, she is in the shower with PK every morning. So I mean, they come down acting like they're the positive ones, which really cracks me up because last night it was like, shut up, Van and Pop, and fingers and faces. And fuck you, baby. And today they're like hi everyone good morning

Buddha. Oh, yeah, Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Yeah, no one's paying them any mind. Well, no one is like happy with anyone at this point everyone everybody's a mystery It which means it's a big housewives vacation Yeah, so then they go to they go to this Buddha and they have to take ghalas, which of course I love, because it's a good call back to them. It's Gandhala price, former housewife in our minds. And of course Kyle is like, gravity, oh no,

she starts to freak out, which is like her little, she gets to do that once a season, have a freak out about being high up somewhere, or whatever. And I love though that Kyle was like, I guarantee that Eileen is freaking out and they cut Eileen's gondola. And she's just pleasantly taking pictures with her iPad, which is

embarrassing enough. They're all taking pictures. It's like, this is how I enjoy nature now through the lens of our phone. Like, did anybody even see it? I know I sound like an old man, but no, I just think the idea of taking pictures of the night iPad is embarrassing. It is. Yeah, but it's so I lean, you know. Yeah, it was very I lean, very, very I lean. So it's they get to the top and it's raining and they're all wearing umbrellas and I actually

felt bad for them because I have to let you look like they're wearing wedges and sandals. I was like, do you guys ever even look at the weather report at this point? What are you guys thinking? They did. It was 30%. I thought that meant drizzle. It's like only 30% raining. That's not bad.

If you go on to Instagram, some of the housewives have photos up from, I guess, probably the gondola ride coming down. And it's hilarious, because all their hair is deflated and ridiculous looking. And they just look like they've driven through a car wash in a convertible. It's amazing.

Like full on flat hair, mania. So they get to the top and there's a cow. So these event, I'm like, oh, new pet, new pet. What's the sexy man? So sexy. Why don't we put a strawberry on it make it even sexier some cabbage? Where do I buy cow Magnums or possibly to put in his ears? Tag him to see I'm an Instagram darling Yeah, so they're they were like burning incense and making blessings that going up this big staircase And I like that Kyle of course Kyle would would be not even up to say that all the rain Yeah, so they were like burning incense and making blessings. They're going up this big staircase.

And I like that Kyle, of course Kyle would be not even up to say that all the rain and the fog and the presence of the Buddha was going to have some sort of positive effect on them. It just has to. Well, that kind of does because Rin is back in Yelp mode. She's like, whoa, Buddha, gorgeous, stunning, awe inspiring, best film of the year, baby. Whoa! Buddha! Gorgeous! Standing! On-spiring! Buzz-film of the year, baby! Like, do you even know what you're talking to anymore?

And the Oscar goes to Moonlight. I'm sorry, Buddha. It's just, it's just a way of works. I'm sorry. I'm odd and inspired by the way you can sit so still for so long. I did find an insulting the way that Buddha was trying to be an ambassador for jazz. Vanderpump's like, Buddha so sexy darling. Where's his winky?

Oh, so Dorit. Uh, Dorit and Korean later her, her paid gay, gay but girl you got it lesbian you're supposed to get gay guys this lesbian has no interest in your stupid stories she's like Korean I don't know what to do without you oh I'm so tired and the girls are so jealous I just don't understand and she's like get the fuck out of here lady yeah your lipstick is done by yeah she's bestie she's like you know I'm so happy to have you Korean you know Erica Jane she has to rely on the affirmations of her glam squad but I don't need them from you isn't that right Korean isn't that right yes ma'am yes that's

the fastest thing anybody said to me on the strip Korean thank you for seeing me. Thanks for being my best friend, glam squad person. You like me my best friend, don't you? Yes ma'am, I do. Thank you for the confirmation, not that I needed it. Oh look at me, I just broke something. I must want some attention, Karine. Just a little bit. Erick is with her like regular glam squad. And they're like, Look at me. I just broke something. I must want some attention Karine just in this with it.

Eric is with her like regular glam squad and they're like, yeah, summer ride. Everything. Don't. Yeah, she's like, maybe I should take down this thing to cover my face. Oh, just wear that. The whole cup covered my face. And then she did a typical Erica thing where she's like, I need my glam squad because regular Erica would just be a jeans and a t-shirt. Cause that's who I am. But McCoy. Like, no, you're not. You're a girl who

takes a private plane home to visit her mom at her. Come on, Erica. Also, also if regular Erica is jeans and T shirts, then why did she get into that whole look for going up to the Buddha? You know, because now you're just being an authentic. It's one thing that I slammed up for dinner. I got that, but you're going up a thing. You're going up a stair. You're going up a mountain with stairs. I mean, I mean, she was before dinner. This is when she's getting slammed up for dinner. I know, but I'm saying that she's saying she got slammed up. This is although she was, I mean, when they first went to Hong Kong,

she showed up in the tracksuit. So she was being regular Erica then, but like, you know, you got to see it through. You can't make those, can't make those statements and don't show it to us, Erica. Yeah, that's always been a, that's always been a thing with us in Erica that she's got these two personalities, but they're basically the same bitch. Like, yeah, I mean, one of them rides around more than the other, but they're still the same.

Like, we need more difference in your characters, Berka. Yeah. So she goes for a samurai Barbie look, which is fine. And they have that with samurai. It was all different kinds of like Panther patterns, kind of, but it was like a bunch of different really terrible blankets at franth restaurant house also together and it was like a great moment of cultural appropriation and whiteness because you

know samurai or Japanese and they're in Hong Kong that's fine so anyway they they go to this this restaurant that's on the top the top of Hong Kong darling almost as beautiful as not enough planters. We'll chef Benny. Chef Benny, make me some pomello. So they are all at the table and it's just super awkward. So Eden is like, wait a second, I have my moment. I feel like there's an elephant at the table.

Oh my god, well, it's sort of method of the defray, is but sure. Okay, Eden, well, it's sort of messed up the defraze, but sure, you didn't hold on. You got the ball rolling. I know, thanks for fat shaming everybody. They're like, isn't it? You know what I mean? So then, Rina, I mean, at this point, Rina is just fully deranged.

I mean, I think, I mean, talk about altitude getting to your head. You just can't take Rina to a restaurant. That's above a city, OK? She's now fully loonied to you. And she's like, well, Doreet, did you apologize to Erica for what happened? I was like, oh my god. Now that's between Doreet and Erica. No, she has not apologized. Oh, darling, she's well don't like like that don't minimize my feelings Yeah, don't minimize my feelings

And then Lisa just has to say shit that gets her in trouble at the reunion. She's like yeah She should have just shaken this off like she did her neckers So then to read Basie tells Eileen, because Eileen's just sort of doing her thing at the corner, and she's like, Well, if Erika says she's cool and okay, what am I supposed to do at this point? If she says she's cool and then Erika's like,

shut your mouth. That's what you're supposed to do. Drop it and not talk about it. That's what I would have done for you, common fucking courtesy. Yeah, you made me the big deal. Yeah, look at E it and I'll talk about it. That's what I would have done for you, common fucking courtesy. Yeah, you made a big deal. Yeah, look at Eric, oh, she meant to do it. Look at her, that slut.

She's like, good to remember. I don't remember, I can't feel it like maybe you were looking at me, but I don't know. I'm not like I want attention to anything. And Rina is, Rina tells us, she's like, well, when I didn't remember things, I didn't go red talking to everybody about it, I just couldn't remember. I'm like, oh, okay, it's totally different.

She's like, my memory last was real and hers is fake. And here's why. I mean, while I lean, it's like, I'm wearing Madonna gloves. Anybody? Yeah. I live to tell them, all right? So, but the thing is that with, I, R, I just sort of had a point sort of because she's basically saying, I told, I had one conversation and I just didn't remember it.

Whereas this woman went and talked to like 10 different people, talked about it, didn't her party, she talked about it with me, with her or with this, like so many different people and then she can't remember a single what like a single shred of it so There's a I sort of like I don't know the degree to which we're never members of the buzz remember her conversation But at the very least she has a better case than the reate Yeah When we try and compare all the different wrong things they've done because they're also silly

It's like how do you even pick sides, you know? But then, Rinna does a great job of just destroying her own credibility when she goes, just turns into a dude and goes, do you trust your husband? I'm like, oh, Rinna, I mean, Rinna, I mean, do you just want the fans to hate you? What are you doing to yourself here, Rinna? I know, it's like, you just crawled out of a barrel of shit.

What are you doing? But at the same time, I mean, thank the same time, you just crawled out of a barrel of shit. What are you doing? But at the same time, I mean, thank God, right? Because she's the only one who just let's just like, you know what? Fine. I'm just gonna ask questions because I already have a career. So I'll just do this. I don't care. Yeah. So I like that she's also taking a fight that we're also fucking sick of hearing about. And she's just like turning it into something else. You know, it's like, do you, do you trust your husband and to reach like,

implicit, you don't have to ask me twice. But you can because I love the attention. So, that's what you're talking to me, I'm so flattered. Did you like that I used that word implicitly? Did you like that? I would like it, come on. I mean, I don't need confirmation. I just want to know if you like that I use that word implicit implicitly? Did you like that? It would like it. Come on. I mean, I don't need confirmation.

I just want to know if you like it. So we're all thinking, oh shit, she's going to drop something that the husband was cheating or whatever. And Carl gets so mad because Kyle still has residual anger. Yeah, Kyle still has residual anger from a couple of things. One was when Vanderpump joked about all the tabloid stories about Maurizio, you know,

banging transgender hookers and hotel bars or whatever. And then the other thing was that Rina jumped down, almost strangled Kim and threw glass at her when Kim brought up her husband. Yeah, you know, on a trip. Of course. Yeah, exactly. So Kyle has visited like, why would, like, you get, you know,

you got so upset with my sister for mentioning Harry and then Here you just asked this question now again, as I always love to be the the one who like to I feel like there's certain nuances that have to be clarified. When Kim said you want to talk about Harry, she talked as if there were some shit that Harry was up to and there was a lot of implications. In this case, uh, Rina is just asking a question that we just know it's going to lead to shit, but just and there's a lot of implications. In this case, Rina is just asking a question that we just know it's gonna lead to shit, but there's actually, it looked like, and as Rina said, she's like, no, I'm asking because I want to, she wants to pursue a line of questions,

she wants to figure something out. But it did sound like she was saying, it did sound like she was pulling the camera first, yeah. To me. Going down, it's one of those things, it's like Rina just, don't do that, and yet please do it because we're watching this on TV. I mean you just something to watch Yeah, now's not the time for preamble

Yeah, she's She's like I'm just saying If she really trusted her husband, why would she be threatened by Erica's vagina? If she worried that her husband staring at all the time. Oh my god Lord well, that's a good thing in a way But it is good stuff but now it yeah her husband staring at other all the time. Oh, my God. Oh, Lord, well, that's a good thing in a way, but it is good stuff. But now, yeah, I didn't really change that into, you can't trust your husband because he's staring at other vaginas.

Yeah, that was, I mean, that was actually kind of hilarious because the one thing I did not think was that I didn't think really that that dream was threatened by Erica's vagina. I think she was just more like, she didn't really like Erica because moments before Erica had made a dig about Doreet's accent or being from Connecticut or whatever. And so then she's like, well fine, you're a slut. I feel like it was born out of that in the moment.

Yeah, she was ready to come on and fight with Erica. I mean, Doreet's an asshole. And I think Rinna knows that. I think it's just hilarious that she turned it into, oh, well, you should be mad at your husband because he's one staring at the Giants, which just cracks me up. And so Kyle calls her out. And she's like, hey, you're the one who freaked out about Kim, you know, you're not supposed to talk about husbands. And then Eric is like, oh, really? Well, you can't talk about the husbands. What about talking about the wives

of the husbands. Mm-hmm, which is actually true. I mean, the difference is though that Erica's actually on this show and she's opened up her life to this sort of shit, whereas some, the husband's theoretically are not signed up for this shit, even though PK could not be happier. I mean, I'm surprised he didn't show up on a junkboat downstairs and set up a flare to make sure they look out the window and see him in down the bay. I'm here, darling. Now, do you think that you're making too big of a deal out of

this, Erica? So Kyle is still mad. She's like, still got more e trauma. So she's still trying to make a point, but Ren have really didn't say anything that bad yet. And so Erica's like, well, we give a difference to Pika, and not me. And you don't want them to mess with the marriage and don't mess with mine. That's what she did. Oh, there's Erica doing it on purpose. Flashin' hose boom show them the shine. Gotcha. Erica's really on a roll, man. Yeah. So then Rinna's like, there's something going on right here. You know, it's what's really about. There's something that's like much deeper that's going on.

Something something's not happening that's tonight. And Erica's like, well, she was seizing a moment to make me seem like a slot in a hole. And that's when the band of friends was like, but who cares, darling? And then Erica's like, I'm saying the same. Yeah, that's not like the moment to say that.

And Erica's like, because now I have to explain it to Tom. And then this is when she starts to cry again. Yeah. She's like, you this is where everybody says she did it on Pables. And she's like, well, Tom will believe you a thousand percent, darling. And I was like, well, I can see how she's sorry. And she's like, all right, well, it was funny in the moment.

But then you think about it and it's all a bunch of bullshit. I was like, Erica is just going to fight. Like she doesn't even care. So Doree is like, because Doree still doesn't understand. And it's like when someone doesn't actually understand what they did wrong, it's frustrating. So of course, you're gonna keep on coming out them until you're either gonna try to just gonna be like, whatever, I don't fuck with this bitch anymore, or you're just gonna come at them until they can understand it. Well, Dorees never gonna understand it. I mean, we've seen her only, you know, what, 16 hours, these bitches have seen her a lot longer than that. Like, what do you expect from Doree? I feel like Erica was like, this is my time to throw a fizzy fit in her, my damn paycheck,

because I haven't done it yet. And so she's doing it the whole time. It's like when you, it's like when a kid throwing a tantrum and you're like, you get it and you give them the candy and they're still crying. And you're like, oh my god, like you're going to be 300 pounds if I keep giving you candy. Shut up. So now, so now to read feels bad. And she's like, I didn't even think about Tom. I was pretty, the piss must be hurting too.

I didn't think about him. And so I was like, well, you're going to apologize to my husband. And she's like, and you're gonna have PK in a pile of rice soup too. And she's like, I can't control PK's red blooded man. And you know, boy George and all. I was like, you've got Rin and I lean there. It's just staring at her.

Like, you want to use our FaceTime bitch? She's like, oh, I can't control PK. Here's PK. So you don't run PK. Oh, that's the truth. I don't believe it. Cause I could go to Tom and say, Hey, listen, Tom, I did someone wrong. I need you to help me. I like when Erica talks old time. I did someone wrong. Tom, but I did you know. Daniel. So then Rina's like, Duret, she's in pain and Duret's like, shut up Rina. Rina starts going, listen, listen, listen,

baby, listen, Duret baby, Duret connect to her, connect to her, plug in your USB and connect to her Duret. Connect her, connect her. Plug in your USB and connect her to Rita. She's like, can I please stop with her alone? She's like, to Rita, can't you see she's hurting? It's like, shut up, Rina. She goes, listen then. And you guys listen with her.

And Banner pump just goes, stop. Just stop it. So try it in American. Unless you're crying a tear out of your eye When I don't want to hear it. Are you broken bit broken bit? Are you broken net still together shut up, Brenna? So She is physically unable to shut her fucking mouth like she cannot shut those big lips and Rin is like

Okay, I've said listen 20 times and And now I have nothing else to say. I'm done. And Gander focus. I don't believe it. So at this point now, I mean, Erica is now starting to teeter into righteous territory because, you know, we all think that to read is the the idiot in the situation.

But Erica is now with us like you have to apologize to me. You have to you both have to apologize to Tom and this and that. So now I lean is just now I lean like, all right, let me handle it. I'm the stope sorry here. So listen, I think that you know, Doree made a big deal out of it unnecessarily, but she didn't do it maliciously. You know, it was okay. I never really like, I don't care. And then she's like, no, but she's a good person. She just made a big deal. I got out of hand and she doesn't realize, but she wasn't doing it to be mean. I mean, it's not like she didn't like kill your child or something like that. I was like done done And then Erica goes crazy. She's like it was

And don't bring up killin my child because my child couldn't get killed I was like oh no girl you are blowing your entire wad in one episode. Yeah, she got, she lost it. And then at that point, she was just not hearing anything or listening to reason. She was just like, don't talk about a man in uniform. Don't talk about someone getting uniform, getting killed. Don't talk about it. Shut the fuck up.

You don't, then that's what she goes, you don't talk about it shut the fuck up you don't then that's what you're gonna say yeah I mean it's like what did you mean it that way oh really and then when you jumped about the child get killed that's what thing you do don't do with me jump about the child get killed like well she's not saying like she want I mean what are you doing Erica like Erica's now just going crazy and at least crying now you know I mean it what are you doing, Erica? Like, Erica's now just going crazy. And at least crying now, you know, I mean, it's like so proper. And she's wearing Madonna gloves so I can't really take her seriously. But she's like, oh my God, I've been on this girl's side.

Like, what am I gonna do? So she's like, I don't mean it that way. What, come on, Erica? Meanwhile, Vanderbombs like, what do you mean you could get killed? Who's your son? You have a son. He's broken also. What's your Dana from season two with the fancy sunglasses? Who are you?

Does your son know Pandy? So then, yeah, so then I mean, I lean is just like rattles because she's like, I'm your, I'm like, I'm like a friend to you. I'm always good to you. I'm just trying to be nice. And now like, you're now all of a sudden, I'm like the evil one. Like I'm, I'm, I'm always good to you and I'm just trying to be nice. And now, like, you're now, all of a sudden, I'm like the evil one. Like I'm, I'm, I'm reverse beasts. And there are guys not having it. They'll bring up a kid of good. I didn't mean it that way.

It was a figure of speech. I don't care. Shut up, I leave. Like, I was like, really going at I lean. And even to read is like, shit didn't mean it like that. Yeah. And Rinna's like, like next to her and like stroking her arms and it's like, okay, we're all, we're okay baby.

We're okay. Come deep brass. Really? Yeah, they'll tell me about, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

And then it ran, it's like you want to, you want to, you want to walk away, baby? You want to walk away? And we're gonna say, now I'm good. I'm good. I'm like don't do that ever come don't do that You cannot have a meltdown on screen and be like I'm good. I'm good Not cool. So then I lead You don't know what I do with every night Fuck you for that. Not you know

No, you know and she's like she takes her napkin. She's like And she's like she takes her napkin. She's like, oh, oh, oh, yeah, and then Ileon's like, wait, I've got an idea. This will fix everything. I'd like to take a moment to honor Erica's son. I just want to honor your son. Shut up, Ileon. He is a beast of the police force. You know what I mean? He just wants to do a job and not get killed. Not be told he might get killed by a substitute. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, I could do that. I could say, oh, but some police officer,

but I'm scared I could cry, try and get some pinnacle. I don't need that. I'm like, you're literally doing it through the whole dinner. Please be quiet. Like, to run it. Rida whole dinner. Please be quiet. Like, you must. The rid of, rid of the bassy like, okay, I mean, let me show you how it's really done. So, to reach a few months goes at a dinner party in your place. And at one point, everyone left to go get touched up. And then I was just left alone with that crazy gay guy at your table. Why?

And because everyone does that. Me, well, by the way, in my hide, I'm like, what's going on? And then they show a flashback, because I didn't know what Renew was really talking about. And it was that dinner party scene. It was a big, long table. And really, really was.

Renew was sitting there alone with just that guy. And it was totally empty. So in my mind, I'm like, well, they were probably doing coke. And it comes back and it's like, we're people doing coke in your bathroom. I just, yeah, because everybody was giving your shit. Kyle said, what does that even mean? What are you getting at?

Just say it, Rina. No, she's like so mad. She's like, where are you doing coke in the bathroom at your dinner party? Derek goes, are you insane, you waitin'? I got up from the dinner table to do drugs. No, she's literally saying. Oh, they wash our hands together. And then use that very special baby powder that smells so good. You just can't have that baby powder

real quick, real quick smell. I was so in everybody the magical toilet, the clean support on boy loves it have a mentioned boy like you drug addict so Here comes Rina with another drug accusation to her old somebody. Oh my god So you got a love that she keeps it consistent. I mean all of her seasons now have been about this I just laughed out loud I was like it was just the twists that I did not see coming at this and you know just Do it doing whatever you can to get the pressure off the arrow, okay? I mean, like, just something else to go after to read.

Like, I'm just, and it's like, it's non-accusation. I just am being honest with you. So just answer, yes or no. And treats like, no. And like the most, the co-keyestest person on this show has a dinner party and everyone gets up to go into a bathroom. And you're going to tell me yeah, I mean, come on. We've been calling Doreet coke guys the whole season because her eyes literally are popping

out of her head. And like, it's not a big secret. The thing is in LA, when you start throwing drug accusations around, chances are they're going to be right. It's like, you don't have to be psychic. There's a lot of drug use and prescription use and every kind of use, you know. So I was so mad at Rina at this. She was like, come on. Yeah, she's like, this is disgusting. And if you said that to me, and Vanderbilt goes, I jump across the table.

I'm like, I love that she can slam Rina, because that's what Rina did, you know. She can like slam her just like putting like a little comment in randomly in a fight that's not even her fight. Like that's talent right there. But this was hilarious. So now everybody is mad at Lisa Rina again. We didn't even get to mention that Lisa had Marge Simpson hair or that Lisa and Kyle at one point during this fight were cuddled together hugging each other like they were being traumatized, you know, it was so good.

This episode was so good. it more times in one episode than in this week's episode. This was uncharted territory for her. So fun. This was one of the most fun episodes. I mean, definitely of the season. That's not a season. Yeah, this is gonna go down as a classic. I mean, so it's when Erica finally, I don't know, cried or did something.

Yeah. It was just everything was just like bonkers. It's, yeah, it was great. All the, all the, all the, all the civilities, is that a word? But all the, all the nice cities amongst these women, it just dropped, to re, got into them, got into the mix. And you know, by the way, to re, say what you will, she did not back down.

She, I mean, that's, I mean, to be fair, that's what Daffy done. People tend to do. They just, just come at you over and over again But she you know she held a ground. She she earned her money as a reality star. She did it So you know what? Doreet has been honestly like totally entertaining all season as much as she's sit like so dumb She is she is really earned her I think she's earned her diamond in my in my mind Yeah, this was also kind of a passing the torch moment

because these were two newbies basically going at each other. I mean, Erica had last year, but she's still new. It's like her first year. And so these were two newbies really going at it for the first time. And it was one of the biggest train wrecks we've seen. So, you know, good for you guys.

Yeah, see, Carlton and Joyce, they should've realized they needed to fight way more. Yeah, I mean, you know, good for you guys. Yeah. See, Carlton enjoys, they should realize it. They needed to fight way more. Yeah. I mean, you know, there was a little shaking is there. Erica can maybe reel it in a little, but hilarious. And it made me glad that they're both on the show, you know, so good, good on you, girls. Great episode. And that brings us to the end of real housewives with Beverly Hills. I believe there's only two more episodes before the reunion. And probably all next week is going to be mostly this. Yeah, I mean, I can't, yeah, I don't, I can't even imagine,

I can't even imagine how there's only two episodes left of this show. It just seems like there's such madness happening. I know. But then they get so polite so quickly. You know, they're like, they do. Oh, we're just all friends. No one meant anything. Oh, it was just a bad day. Like no.

You were the nastiest people when you get, when they all get cornered, they turn so nasty. And it's gonna be, I think it's gonna be a pretty brutal reunion. Oh yeah, it's gonna get ugly. So everybody, thanks so much for joining us. As usual, find dollar links at watchwoodcraftens.com. If you want our bonus episodes, go over to patreon.com slash watchwoodcraftens and for all the other bonus stuff. And we'd love

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