Watch What Crappens - #422 RHOBH: All That Glitters Is Not Gold

Episode Date: March 29, 2017

This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit provides endless entertainment. First she adamantly denies Rinna's coke allegations, and then she shows up to Vanderpump's Rosé party looking an Oscar melted on her head. We're here to break it all down: from Eden's friendship ring to Erika's soap opera debut. Come listen and tell your friends! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's Ronnie Carrom from trashtalktv.com. And also the Rose Pricks Bachelor of Podcasts and also Real Housewives of Beverly Hills audiobooks. Hi Ronnie! BING! Hi, hi, hi, hi. What's going on, baby?

Oh, I'm just enjoying hump day darling. I've got some rum chata in my coffee, so I'm feeling extra perky. How are you doing? I'm doing just great. Good. Good. It's a wonderful, wonderful week. All of our shows are coming to a close.

We're about to have a huge change over in shows. Yeah. So we're finishing everything up. Yesterday was Vanderpump Rules. And this week, today is real hard. So I have the Beverly Hills, the Pen O to Mid episode. Pen O to Mid. And then tomorrow, we're going to do, we we're gonna do a full breakdown of the Southern Charm

Season trailer season four trailer. We're gonna go frame by frame sort of a shot by shot, I should say So yeah, we are gearing up for for next week's madness when we haven't we're gonna be overloaded with shows Yeah, we're gonna to have a great time. But I'll tell you one thing. I feel like between random pump rules and Atlanta and Beverly Hills, it feels like you have 10 shows on our hands because there's so much going on in all of them.

Yeah, there's a lot going on. Well, this one is a stressful start because we start where we left off in Hong Kong. Turning. Hong Kong. Hong Kong. Yeah. And I, you know, I actually had to do, I have to do what you always do, which I'm always like, oh, Ronnie, why are you recapping what we saw in the previews, but I actually have to, because I just love that moment when Erica turns to Eileen and goes, shop the

fuck up. And I mean, goes, wow. Wow. Turn my Donna gloves. Why is she basically turns into Joey from Blossom? and I think it goes, wow. Wow. What kind of Madonna gloves? Well, she basically turns into Joey from Blossom. Wow. Those gloves, I just keep waiting for her to ask for change.

Anyone? She needs to be holding a hat, like shaking it around for some change. Oh, I think. Maybe you like she can have one of the, she could sell a flower to somebody, but the flower is on flowers on a string when they walk away She pulls a flower back She's like the sad version of Ramona because Ramona's like whoa and she's like whoa

Well Ramona would not just say whoa she would go wow whoa, you know, you know, Erica I'm sorry. You know that day class I'm trying to help you Erica, but what fuck is wrong with you? You're dumb dumb Erica. You're dumb dumb. Okay You like forest Trump said you dumb like a box of chocolates. Hey Trump Did you say forest Trump or did I or did you say forest gum because I heard far as Trump for a strum? It's Ramona here Because I heard far as Trump for a strum. It's Ramona here. Okay. Oh, Lone were talking about good news. Good news on a great joke Ronnie. I Didn't even vote for her. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm gonna go see the Buddha instead. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They class A

They class A Let's face it So oh can't wait to do New York next week. Can not wait So anyway back to the Coke allegations. Speaking of boutique. This one, Rina's like, hey baby, I can ask you this to read. You bet me a lonely dinner and then I looked around and there was no one there. Baby, you're doing goke in your bathroom, baby. And she's like, certainly wasn't. Well, she goes, I certainly wasn't. Oh,

yeah, I certainly wasn't actually a wrote here, I certainly wasn't no accent. I was like, Oh, you know, the read scared when she forgets to put on her accent, I mean, she's been pretty consistently terrible with it. So I like them, like, you know, because then there's a little bit of this, like, Rina, well, Rina, and then Drieka's, I guess a Justin that I got up from down at the table and did drugs. I'm like, yeah, what else was, were you doing Coke and the Bathroom supposed to mean?

Drieka. Yeah, it's not a suggestion. It was more of an accusation. Well, I have no, this was my favorite part. She goes, I have no idea. No one brought it to my attention. Hey, you're doing coke right now. Hey, Doree.

Hey, Doree, thanks for the party. Oh, my God, you're doing coke right now. Look at you. You're doing coke. I am on top. Thanks for bringing it to me, it's insane. This isn't coke on my nose. I just decided to make some frosting. Right at this moment. Got a little powdered sugar on me.

That's all. I was getting my mom makeup on and forgot what I was doing. I was going for more of Marcel, Marcel, Marcel, so, so, pastor. Pater. I took PK. Wouldn't be hilarious hilarious if I just made some frosting right now And so I took out all the powdered sugar and just to make sure it was still good

I went and snorted some of it and wouldn't you know it someone had swapped the powdered sugar with cocaine I'm on a sugar high Lisa. I'll so sue me. I hope you enjoy a non-frosted cupcakes I hope you enjoy a non-froasted cupcakes. So Rina is now doing the thing where Rina gets really mad and she doesn't really have much to say so she starts pacing, but they're in like this corner on the top floor of some restaurant and it's really tight. I mean, there's no pacing room, but Rina is still trying to pace anyway and it's really tight. I mean, there's no pacing room, but Rinne is still trying to pace it, pace anyway, and it cracks me up. And I noticed that right next to

Eileen is Eden, and she was wearing a straight jacket outfit. It's like this white jacket, or this white blouse thing because all the way up to her neck. I'm a thought that's fitting. She's just trying to empathize very hard at that moment I like that when you know when Dorik gets all upset When it goes well, why you all worked up about it baby. I'm like, okay, now you're just gaslighting Dorik You did just accuse her of doing coke and then now you're shocked that she got worked up about it My house is a cook then Oh look at that. I've too little babies,? My house is a curved-in! Oh, look at that!

I've two little babies, but my house is a curved-in! Why would you ever think that I would care so much about cocaine? I mean, just because I named my son, Jagger. I live with Boy George. Just because Jagger's name is, Tony lines. Phoenix's middle name is cut straw. Now to be fair though, I mean, it was a pretty aggressive attack by Rina. As I said last week, when she said, do you guys doing coke? I just laughed because it it was so It was like such a fun. I was like like boom. I'm gonna come at you really hard It was so like not what I was really expecting. I was expecting it as a good joke

I wrote down as a joke in my notes so when she actually said it out I was like laughing but to be fair I mean, you know, and this is not me being like oh, I'm gonna take Rina's side blind They because we just had dinner with her like you, you know, Dorit has just spent several, several weeks going around quietly telling people that Rinna is on Zanax. When Rinna makes one joke and then Dorit takes it and then there's just a quietly trying to push this, this narrative that Rinna is on Zanax and is a drugie. And so, you know, I kind of feel like Rin Rinna was like, you know what, fuck it.

You're going around spreading these rumors. I've been sitting on this for four months. I could have said this a long time ago because that party was in the beginning of the season. You're gonna start saying that, fine. I'm gonna talk about how all you guys all went to a closet and did Coke. There you go.

Yeah, Rinna always holds on to things till way later. Her timing's not always great. Yeah, it's always like months and months later. So yeah, she says, you were talking about me being a Zanaxatic baby. And she's like, I didn't. I was just asking.

It's different. It was in question form. I was jeopardy. You were. You were. You were press you're looking at it. Very different. Lisa Rina. And you got a whammy

PK love the whammy. It's a British dessert No whammy baby So after George Michael too soon on that the whammy is Wake me up before you do blow blow Calus rumors So, Calus Rhymas. So Vanderpump's like, it's getting too mean and too personal. I know what you're doing, Rinnon. That's a blue blue.

And then Rinn is like, I don't care. You know the bloke better than anybody, honey. And I link goes, huh, you really do. Wow. Wow, wow, that was a good one. I lean just snaps right out of it, the snarl. I was like, where'd that voice come from? I really do.

I like how you all this. Erica, meanwhile, who has just had a meltdown, is just in the corner. You know what she's doing? It's like, you know when you're playing like Mike Tyson's punch out or something in Nintendo, and you like, or you're punching the guy, and then you like get them, and then they're in that state where they're like,

woo, woo, woo, woo, and you know you can like land the knockout punch. That's what Erica's doing right now in the corner. She's like, woo woo woo woo woo. Like little birds flying around her head right now. She's totally missing this entire fight. And Kyle who's still waiting for people to catch Ren on something because she's like, you know, passive aggressively bitchy towards Ren announced that of like full on bitchy, which is so Kyle. But she's like, you never know what Rin is going to pull out of the bag of hers, but it's always going to be a really sharp dagger. And uh, oh, sorry. Don't bring I feel like I just got out of a torture chamber! A torture chamber!

You know to be fair, you know when Kyle is saying him, it always feels like she's gonna pull out some, you never know what she's gonna pull out of her hat and when she's gonna be truly nasty. I'm like, you know who else that sounds like Kim yeah Kim yeah oh my god Hannah I'm like oh no no one no one get hurt today no one throw a glass rarez carny Wilson we need her hey guys she's like so oh wait I have to say who told us oh was it was it we're in the other night? This is something that we can say. She said, Karnie Wilson's desserts.

She, she had tried them before. I guess Karnie Wilson brought them to some other reality show they did, but they, they had met, she had tried her desserts years ago. And she said, they're like the best fucking desserts she's ever had in her life. Baby. Baby. Baby. Well, when you don't eat a lot of sugar, you know, when you don't let yourself indulge like that, you have one piece of cheesecake and you fall over, you know? You remember how amazing it is.

I know because it's what happens to me every time I break my tie it. It's like a month goes by and I'm like, oh, I can have a piece of cheesecake and then I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm saying, you're saying babies on the ceiling. Yeah, I'm like rubbing it all over my face, you're seeing babies on the ceiling. Yeah, I'm like rubbing it all over my face, you know. You know, by the way, side note, I would love a mini chocolate cheesecake right now.

Carnie. Carnie. Some way I need to put like the carnie symbol up in the sky like for Batman. Well, just tell Karnie you're on a reality show and you need a cheesecake. So bring your whole crew over. Come on, you can have just one. I tell my friends, you can have just one, release me, Karnie, release me. So this fight still going on and Lisa Rene is like pacing around in a tiny little cage. She's just walking back and forth behind the chairs. She's like,

you went play that was a drug addict. So just say, I don't know Lisa, and I'll be done with it. And all the other side of the table goes, I don't know Lisa. Yeah, that was funny. That was very much like, I felt like a some sort of like call back to Greece or something. You know, was that like a, like as in the musical, I felt like it was the pink ladies mocking it. Something I don't know Lisa. Yeah, they're like

tell me more, tell me more. Like does he have a car? Lisa Vanderbump is with what was the name of um uh soccer training's character again. I'm sorry everyone. Rizzo. Rizzo of course. Rizzo. She has some of the original Rizzo, isn't she? Every so Rizzo of course Rizzo. She has some of the original Rizzo, isn't she? There are worse things I could do Look at me. I'm Lisa are So Rina's like I'm done baby and she leaves and then she tells us she's like to be Bullshit and I don't want to call somebody up. But when I see someone like her, who's bullshit?

I gotta do it baby. And then so Doreet, they split up into their little groups. And Doreet's in the car and she's like, I don't understand what Reno would make such an accusation. It was designed to intentionally and belong to my character. Was all I to belong in my character. He was like a missile attack.

Not a missile. This was just a due to merit it. I was waiting for the card to stop short and I have a total call back to true romance when Balkebrachak was gets the coke right up his on his face. What did I do to merit that coke on my face? Who put all this powdered sugar in the casage? And she's freaking out. Basically,

Vanerpump is doing what she usually does. She's like, I've taken this more than anyone. I understand what you're going through. For example, one I was accused of running over a bridge to ask Lisa Rina why she didn't bring Kyle into it. By Lisa also was clearly drunk at this moment. She was like slumped over on her chair. I've been there. Also, she had to slump over because she's still in her March Simpson hair So she can't she can't sit up straight anywhere. She goes. Yeah Yeah, so yeah, she's definitely doing the I've been under the ceiling and I've been renaed I've been renaed

You got rena darling I've been renaed unbranded So I'm brandy G That would have only missed brandy G. Holy mist not virginity. Don't close my legs till I'm legally a drags. Free brandy G. You're the one that I want. The one that I need to read. Come here, my broken literal hoe.

So in the other car, oh, so the next day, Rina is packing. She's in her reading glasses and she's just like, having a great morning. She just calls up Lisa Federer. I was like, hi, hi. It's a fan to pump. It's me Lisa Rina. I just wanted to Lisa Vanderbump. She's like, hi, hi. It's a Venter pump. It's me Lisa Brina. I just wanted to say thank you. What an amazing trip.

What an amazing dinner. I wish I was a dog so I could write you a thank you card with my tiny little balls. Lisa Vanderbump. Lisa Vanderbump's like, uh, darling, I was very disappointed in dinner last night. And Brina's like, yeah, hardly ate any of it. It was gross.

No, darling. I'm at that part where you accused Geri of being a drug addict. The rent it goes. What? I didn't mean anything. Meen by it. You know, it's just like one of those warm things

you say to your friends. You know, like, were you doing Coke in the bathroom? That's all hugs. I was just trying to say, you know, like, were you doing Coke in the bathroom? That's all hugs. I was just trying to say you look so thin were you doing Coke in your bathroom baby? It's nice. You look like Kate Moss. That's all I'm saying. You're like a supermodel, Duret. I think the bander pumps like, I'm not happy with you. Anyway, come to my Rose Party. Yes. I can apologize. This chance to plant pandas new business. It please do come darling.

So then in the in the lobby, Erica, Eileen and Eden, the three E's are sitting there. It's all awkward because Erica has an apologize to Eileen yet. And Eileen's just like, wow, and Eden's just who knows what Eden's even saying at that point, but it lean just like, wow. And you didn't just, who knows what you didn't even saying at that point, but it's just an awkward moment. I'll tell you today's activities are going to be rough. I'll be waiting for Erica to apologize me properly.

And I still have the shits from Mexico. So, you know, thank God we're not going back on that gondola. I'm a red one. And Erica's trying to pretend nothing happens. She's in these gigantic sunglasses, just kind of sitting there staring. It's the most awkward thing. And then Eden's like leaning back in the couch, just looking at them like, who wants to be open about something? What path are we on today? It's lady, but no one will speak. It's really awkward. So she's like,

here's my moment. So guys, I got another text message from London. Oh good. You everyone's like, oh, here's Lisa. Okay. Bye everyone. Bye, Eden. But my story line. So I lean so they end up all going to shop at this really nice store. What's the one that's like the shop? Yeah, I wonder if it's any different than like American tang, the orange drink that Mimai used to serve me with peanut butter and butter sandwiches every Sunday. Yeah, probably not. And to read, of course, shopping will always take the pain. And I'm like, yeah, and then creditors will take away your shopping. It's like a crazy circle you guys live in, you and PK.

Well, you know, because you know that they, she probably bought something that was, you know, 2000 Hong Kong dollars, which really was like, you know, $150 or something like that. And she probably tells everyone, oh, it's $2000. You know what she takes, like the Chinese dollar amount when she breaks, but how much does it cost? Yeah. She takes the peso rate. I love a good currency thing. Got you to reach.

These were not $19 million. It's like a dollar 90 mine. And it says like that's like a novelty fan. Okay. You got it at gift shop on the street. So Erica, let's see. So Erica goes, oh wait, first I'm lean says, well, I love shopping. I'm going to buy a bracelet because that'll make me feel better about being yelled at. Then I'll buy a purse because that'll make me feel better about, you know, all the ladies are embarrassing me by yelling at me in public. And then I'm going to buy these shoes and that'll make me feel better about Lisa Vanderpump never apologizing to me for what she said to me in the haptoms

17 months ago nine days And I'll buy these minutes I'm gonna buy this scarf to remind me of Charles Becken's worth not give me an invitation to this year's Burbank Film Festival I'm gonna buy an extra button for my jacket to remind me to wait for Marlena Evans to apologize for having me bans me say them forever. And here's a little bit of this approach to remind myself that it is enough. Vinnie, it is enough. And I don't know that man.

I literally don't know. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So Eileen is, I mean, Erica and Eden are sitting there. Oh, well, Erica goes fat saved. Yeah, she gets fat saved. She goes up to the branch and she's like, at least the clothes I asked for. Well, it is like, oh yes, he's an extra large.

Looks a lot bitch. Let's just to win that of ourselves. Not so much a win beneath my wings. Am I right everyone? Thanks for that. That was a great mind. Good night everyone. I'll be six at home and hear my extra love.

Did you ever know that you were not my hero? Thank you So yeah, so Erica's like stuck she's the one to get stuck on a couch with Eden. She's like oh Just what could this take at any worse You want to go on a journey of self-discovery with this friendship ring You know gotta buy this thing to be my friend with this friendship ring. She's like, you know, gotta buy this thing. Still being my friend.

The boob. You look like I don't really understand that. I'm gonna buy it for you. Just say thank you and I love you. And Erica goes, oh, thank you. Oh, she's like, this card seals the heart. Erica's like, I truly don't give a fuck right now. Like when I say I don't give a fuck, I literally give zero fucks right now.

Good. Like when she says, do you know what Rose Quartz does? And she goes, no, but I have a feeling you're gonna tell me. And then she's like, thanks. And she leaves. She just leaves her there. And she runs up to the other ladies and she's like you won't believe what just happened The stupid one came over and bought this stupid ring Your Honor pumps like darling you need to have it priced because you're gonna have to be a very good friend to her to get a ring Well, Vanderpump is like I should have the ring I'm leader of this pack and she didn't even give me a ring. God damn it.

Yeah, these are Beverly Hills women. They don't understand women buying each other rings. Yeah. She's like, do you have to give her a blowjob for that? I got my first bar personally. I had no needs for rings. I'm sure Eonen was like in the process of buying at least at Vanderbomb another ring. Like, she was there at the

Register and she probably just turns around and all the women have already left. She's like, oh, okay, well Never mind It's like that bitch didn't buy me a ring and I gave her tea Do you know what turquoise is about it Lisa Vanderbump? No, but I guess you're gonna tell me too Please don't say that's about healing. It's about healing Me too. Please don't say it's about healing. It's about healing. God damn it. It's like that though, Iraq. Remember, there's like some scene where Jenna is talking to bit. Jenna, Jenna Maroni is talking to Liz Lemmon and says something like,

you know what he is threatened by and listen, and he goes, please don't say, you're sexual, I guess my sexuality. goes, please don't say sexual, sexual sexuality. So Lisa is like, go price that ring. So she does. And the lady's like, 1 6 8 0. And Lisa's like $1,700. Darling, you can have to be really nice. Darling, you can have to a month of crunch turning and they make her say one fuck. Erica's like, I want to rebuttal. I want to recheck.

Do you have one of those little scatter things like the target where I can just run it under and bleak, bleak, the price out. It's like all $172. She's like, Oh, all right. Well, now I'm pissed. And I want a better present. pissed. In my what a better present. Speaking of, let's go watch the dogs that they were about to be tortured. Yeah. So they go to the SPCA and they visit the dogs. The dogs are super cute. You know me, I'm not even a dog person, but these dogs were really, really cute. They really work you. I was shocked that they were so cute. I thought they ate like, you know, like the stray dogs or like the first like gorgeous dogs. Yeah, I thought they

would be eating like Tommy and like Tom and Katie's kind of dogs, you know, just like mad and dirty and wanted and loved, but they're like Vanderpump dogs are really cute. Yeah, I was surprised you didn't buy them all like friendship rings She's like here doggies This hills the heart all rose quartz for all of you now, please say I love you. They like take us back to Ulan So they're gonna be taking a bunch of the dogs to Beverly Hills to act as ambassadors to you Lane And we all get to we get to see them all kind of playing with the dogs and I thought who eats a beagle like really? Who does that that snoopy? Okay gross a f

That's grosses. That's gross a mean Ha Yeah, you don't look like one really. It's just the big floppy ears, but yeah, he's a beagle. Oh, I never thought of Snoopy as any sort of breed. He's just Snoopy. But how dare anyone eat Snoopy? Yeah, how's he? He's very special to me. He's very special and he has such a lovely amount of sarcasm, like just the right amount. And when he cries, you really feel it. Gosh, no one cries like Snoopy. Yeah, when he flies on his doghouse, I mean, come on guys. I mean, he can make a, he can make, he can make us house fly and woodstock his love for woodstock. Guys,

hugs. I'm not even going to, you know, when I was a child, I had Snoopy come home. The book, if that, if that doesn't make you cry, Snoopy come home. I don't know what does. You know, I get the book Snoopy come home and then I ate it. I'm a very vindictive dinner I had. So Erica goes up to this then I ate it and a very vindictive dinner I had So Erica goes up to this dog who's got a cone around it So can't bite it's a butter whatever and Erica's like hey dog Did you just get me? That way you got the code that sucks for you. Oh, man. We sure got you dog the dog all the dog here says wow They sure got you dog. And's like, wow, wow.

I like when she goes, this dog really gets me and he's very sad. I've noticed that this dog has shot everywhere. I really can identify with it. This dog never gets a chance to verbalize his feelings either, so feeling very close with it right now. I've noticed that this dog's best friend has just totally berated it I really identify with it So downstairs the dogs play blah blah blah. Okay, so let's go back to America Yeah, I figured all is

Yes, a favorite of the housewives and no one the entire housewives genre. Yes Take it all so it's Erica Erica and Eileen are there first Kyle joins them later But first just Erica and Eileen and what I thought was funny was Erica says it's really important for Eileen to know just how sorry I was for what happened in Hong Kong? And then we cut to them just sitting there. And I, and Erica, like not even broaching it. They're just talking about, you know, young and the rest of the scripts and bread rolls and grasshoppers. And who knows what.

But anything but Hong Kong. I was like, okay, well, you're really conveying that message well, Erica. Yeah. And I'd lean like, well, you're shooting in two days. And it's not funny. You don't have a script yet. Normally we have them by now. Surely you're calming and surely you still have the role anything you want to say I mean the last thing that we would want would be for you to be unprepared for your soap opera debut Isn't that right? Do you have anything to say anything to talk about anything? Anything you've been Anything you've been reflecting upon? Oh, no got both it got me sunglasses though. So there's that All right, and in like the messenger like was like walking into the

Resurant is like to even the light that finger crossed through thing Waiters like would you guys like anything to drink and she's like, yes, I'll take a glass of I'm sorry Erica I'll take a glass if I've read the script already and you haven't bitch great I'll take a glass if I've read the script already and you haven't bitch great I'll take a nice bottle of you're probably not gonna be on my show unless you say you're sorry Erica, would you like the glass? Erica, they've put you on passions instead. Yes, just show up at one two three four fixed street. Thank you Wait a minute

What a shame how root of the producers? So crowd joins and she's, you know, of course, showing up with her own agenda. She's like, Hey everyone, how you're doing? Rina, huh? Wow. Well, she was barking up the wrong tree because Eileen is Rina's ston just advocate and you know Erica has become a big ally of Rina. So they're basically like yeah, I was pretty great with Rina did and you know, we liked it.

And Erica, Erica basically says listen, Doreeda was not sincere with her apology. She doesn't even realize what she's done and turn about his fair play. So all the more power to run out. So Carol just drops it. She's like, okay, well, do you feel better? Because you look like you feel better. I mean, you're not, you know, your eyes aren't squinted oddly while the rest of your face doesn't move and no one's terrified.

You aren't making it odd. You aren't making weird noises like a broken to soon. You don't know what I go through. I think it all is. You don't know what I think through it all. So Erica, of course, because she's Erica and does not, she gives more way fuxx than she acts. And also because she talks to Eileen a little bit too much on the phone, never gonna let anything go. So Karles, like, well, do you feel better and she goes, I'm not sure the reason here will there be a ball of the day? Oh, geez.

Oh, I mean, I don't think to read was sincere because we care. She said she's sorry. Get over it. Well, I mean, I think it's just an issue of like, why am I expected to now become friends with a girl who like wasn't sincere? It doesn't even know what she did wrong. And I'm supposed to act like, oh yeah, no, we're cool. No, like fuck this bitch.

Yeah, but she brought it up so much later. It's like, oh my god, I don't forgive. And then keep bringing shit up. No, but the thing is the reason why it came up later Here's the reason why it's an issue because you know when they find like let's just like move on Doree kept on Needling Erica all season long like oh, that's the first compliment you've ever given me Which is like a really fuck you thing to say and so lie and I was like yeah but then why couldn't she just say you keep being late me Doreen you're always trying to fuck with me you know that would

have been an appropriate response like yeah I'm not saying she doesn't have a right to be annoyed with Doreet every once in a while but I think when you do that I think when you I think the thing is this Doreet Doreet is just as guilty as hanging onto it also, because whatever issue Dredi had that caused her to want to spread the Panigate rumors is, which I, my theory is that Erica made fun of her being from Connecticut. Whatever that is, it still was there because she kept on taking digs at Erica.

So it's kind of like, you know what, fuck you. You know, like what? Like, yeah, you are a full of bullshit. I've thought that ever since you know, you started this stupid Panigate thing, you know? Yeah. I don't think Erika was saying I'm still hurt by panigate. Well, she was though, but I take that back.

But I just feel like Doreet didn't show any sincere signs of trying to move on from that moment. So therefore, that moment actually hadn't been put in the past. Doreet kept it quietly, that tension quietly in the present. So I really do get Erica being like, fuck you. I've been trying to be nice. I mean, I get her saying, fuck you, Doree is an obnoxious person, but it just as a viewer, I'm fucking sick of looking into stupid fight. It's the dumbest fight. It's one of the dumbest fights of all time. And they're still fighting about Erica's vagina. And meanwhile, Erica's,

you know, thro- flapping her vagina everywhere. Like, I'm not gonna suddenly believe that Erica's so sensitive about her back. Well, it's not about- it's not about Erica flapping her vagina. I don't- it's- it's about the fact that, you know, PK was sitting there staring at it. And then they go on camera and they talk about it like over a giant of maybe she was like trying to seduce you like oh my god like put that like the way I get it I mean I understand the fight I'm saying I'm sick of hearing a bit like you can't I just am sick of them saying you're forgiven you're forgiven I'm sorry you're forgiven I'm sorry you're forgiven it's 18 episodes later for fuck sake ladies oh my god but I'm just sick of it that's all I'm saying that's, you're forgiven, I'm sorry, you're forgiven. It's 18 episodes later for fuck's sake ladies.

Oh my God. But I'm just sick of it, that's all I'm saying. That's fine, you're entitled to be sick of it. I'm not, because I love a petty ass fight. But I just what I'm saying is, I do think at that moment it was forgiven, but then Doreed, I mean, Doreed is like a shady gossip. I mean, that's what she is.

That's, and that's almost what makes her actually so hilarious on the show is that she does that and you get like annoyed at her and she doesn't realize, she doesn't realize, she didn't realize she was doing it with Rina, or at least she was acting like she didn't realize. She just acting like she didn't realize she was doing it with Erica.

She's totally past aggressive undermining these girls that she feels threatened by, not threatened by, but she felt some sort of way after something happened Erica, she's totally past aggressive, undermining these girls that she feels threatened by, not threatened by, but She felt some sort of way after something happened and then she's like going at them in this quiet way Where she can then if ever confronted about it be like what? I only said the nicest things about it. That's not in the past why you bring that up, you know That's how a passive aggressive person can act is that they cover their tracks like that So that's what I'm seeing and to read.

So I get it. I get why Erica is just like, you know what? Fuck that fuck you. Well, I like that she goes, you know, that whole thing, she doesn't even understand what they've done to me, you know, walking around and saying, Erica's trying to seduce my husband. And then the editor's cut to Jerry going,

well, it's not like I thought you were trying to seduce my husband? Well, so it's funny, but the thing is, the reason why they introduced us is because Jerry put that out there. Like, it was one of those things. I know, I did it. I just thought it was hilarious

that that's what the editors, like they intercut it right there. She's like, she leaves the moon, she's wearing a half an adventure blouse. Well, I mean, it's like, know, there's that party coming this weekend. And she's like, well, I'm going to make it. I hope they'll make it right. Now, let's talk about something else. I'm sorry I had to melt that at you at the table. You know, you know, I never, I would never mean it. I appreciate a friendship. I'd never say anything like

that to you. You know, next level, all that bullshit okay great she's like oh well you know I don't I don't hold a crutch okay no do you know at least the van of I'm business as long as we're on this one this path so speaking of speaking of to read so to read in PK PK we cut cut to PK at like a bar in their house and he like gets on, he gets on the all-in or come and he's like, honey, come have a drink at the bar. I've rented a watch to show off for the camera. It's a gold watch, very big, very gold. Please come to the bar so I can show it off to the camera. Every time he moved, he would move his gold watch into the camera. I'm like, I have not seen moves, this not smooth about bragging about money since Kyle. I mean, Kyle's usually the best

at that. She'll let you see the double sees and the LVs everywhere she can on her body. I think like, I think Atlanta is the bigger, bigger offender and just like unsmooth bragging about labels. But yeah, so we learned that boy George is going on tour darling. We have to go to Switzerland next week. I simply cannot. He's like, no darling, of course not. We can't afford that. I just got back from Hong Kong. Which I've been to so many times! You know, Shanghai Tang and all. He's like, well, I was so affected by what you were telling me in Hong Kong

darling. Okay, it was rough and it was odd and I didn't expect it and I'm just like, she's someone who coined the freaks me out. That was her like Irish accent. One day, she's like this. The next day, she's like that. Then one day, she's like this. He's like, you know, they call that skits of Rhinx and bad dangerous people. It's like going to a kashigigoo concert and discovering it's around around These people are just shameless, you know, it's like okay. We were just trying to incinerate. She's a drug addict

Now let's just incinuate that she's completely mentally insane and needs to be fired from the show because she's dangerous to everybody else around her interest to everybody else around her. Yeah. And Jaree, not even knowing what she's saying half the time, she goes, and then Erica, she went into this whole dramatic, who-ah! You know a who-ah means a bad, right? She found a giant, dramatic vag, and stepped into it, just like in Stranger Things, she went to the upside down and it was inside her own womb. She started a who- bruh-haha

Bridesmaid ho ha ha no do you not even on the same show anymore? It was a bruh-haha Aren't you wrong? Aren't you representing that new band? Oh ha ha? No, I don't even know what you're talking about darling So they're making fun of Erica like suddenly you know she's acting all affected by this and he's and she's like Yandhi said she said you should call a husband and he said she should call her husband who she doesn't even see and say hey Tom She doesn't see she She says, Hey, Tom, it's been six months. It's a good one. Good one, PJ. Sign him up for Def comedy, Jam, you know? Yeah. So tone death comedy, Jam. No, that's a thing. And Erica would win.

Yeah. So to reach like, um, I will go to this party. I will. Am I prepared to let Rina sit down pretend it's all okay? I'm not. Here's what I'll do to prepare myself. I'm gonna dip my head in gold poop. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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Said a million hell, man. Like, I don't think it's gonna work in your homemade chapel with like Jesus, Buddha and Satan. Like, whoever, I don't think it's gonna work in your homemade chapel with like Jesus Buddha and Satan I don't even remember it's like the pure one chapel Fear when will not save you okay, so she's gets to wine hour and she's like going into her dressing room She's got her sides and I lean like a real actor now Wow, and then this is the same dressing room that I used to use when I had my son. And my son was in here.

He crawled into a laundry bag for the first time and got in the fetal position and just pretended he was somewhere else, anywhere else. I've never really understood it. I remember those days just like they were yesterday. That was when Vinnie gambled away half our money and we had no more funds to pay for daycare.

Oh, it's a great time, I mean, thanks. You're welcome. So then this is intercut with Kyle on the set of her scripted show. It's like doing a late night thing. I mean, all the Kyle stuff was really like literally like nothing. It's like, wow, this reminds me of my childhood doing a late night shoot. I'm like, yeah, you realize you're still on a TV show doing shoots at night. But anyway, yeah. And she's like, I'm like, yeah, you realize you're still on a TV show doing shoots at night, but anyway. Yeah.

And she's like, she's like, oh my God, I'm a producer. And so I really want to make sure that I'm involved in everything. What scene are we shooting? Can we work the agency into this scene? No. Yes, they can, because Mory's there. He's like, oh, hello, babe.

I was just over there getting a coffee and coming to support you doing your show Which could use a bigger house. Hey, who do I talk to about this show getting a bigger house? He could talk to Faradubwa because that's Erica's character who plays like a bitchy real estate lady And in the scene and during the restless in case you haven't seen it and in the scene and during the rest of the scene, in case you haven't seen it, basically, Eileen and Erica bumped into each other and spilt coffee, and at the end of the scene, when they part ways, they both have to say bitch.

And what I thought was so funny, was Eileen was asking the director, like, I wonder, like, should I be singing under my breath like, bitch? And the Erica was like, no, just let's look into each other's eyes and just say bitch. And I was like, this is the fundamental difference between these women.

Is that Eileen just wants to like, just sort of squirm away and be like, bitch. I was like, this is the fundamental difference between these women. That I mean, just ones are like, just sort of squirm away and be like, bitch. Erica, you know, Erica's like, bitch. Erica's like, well, I think I should say bitch, how do you think I feel about you after that thing with your husband? So a big bossy, a big bossy. So back on Kyle set, Kyle's sitting with a producer named Ginny and she, you know, it's like Ginny's the only one willing to act like she gives a fuck, you know, she's like, whoa, Kyle, this is so great. I mean, this is a big deal for you and you're killing the game. Yeah.

Well, she, she just borrowed two lines from her other two shows. Kristen and Demetria. Yeah, this girl just quoted Kristen from Vanderpump rules. I'm not really sure that this is someone you want in control of your show. So over at Villa Rosa, the black swans are gossiping in their own corner. But the white swans! They're saying, can you believe that Rinal can be so low blowy. And Hanky's ass still itches. It's like yet another week where Hanky's just biting his own ass. Yeah, he needs to go back to that vet. Yeah, he needs a comb. So the real joy of this is that Lisa Vanderpump is planning her rosé party because it's for Pandy and Jason Jason right there. They're launching their rosé and so

It's a party which means time to call in Kevin Lee our favorite Yoko homo I love Kekley. It's gonna be fabulous and gorgeous. Oh How about Hong Kong? How about Hong Kong treatREEP? And then she's like, difficult. Oh, Lingling goes, oh, Rina, Rina, Rina. Yeah, pretty much. And she's doing the same thing, you know. Rina, you just, you never know what she's doing.

Takes a stick that first I thought it was good nature, but now it's just so nasty. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I hope I get the opportunity to point out that she's inappropriate and unacceptable so meanwhile Kevin doesn't care because he's eyeing Lisa's pony handler who is so fine we're super rory super rory and she's like now Kevin he is straight so don't get any ideas don't get any ideas.

Don't get any ideas. And then she pulls him over to the pony guy. He's like, hey, how's it going? And then Lisa literally turns the cabinet goes, do you have any questions for him? She's like making a spider web that says, do you have any questions? For straightie, dali. Would you feel more comfortable if I changed into my Vanderpump rules witchcraft dress?

Oh, we need to go spider! Spider-maker mess! He's like, are you straight? And she's like, oh, Kevin Lee! What gave you the idea that you should ask that question? Ask it again darling. What the hell is that? Ask him again for safety.

Alright, ask him at a different angle in case we have that. Do we have that? Okay, good. Locked loaded. Next scene, let's go to the next setup. We're rolling, we're moving on people, moving on. So now we get the obligatory, the lady is getting ready for a party. So Kyle's like, oh my god, Mauricio, it's an

emergency. I didn't realize Lisa had a specific color palette. So I took this off the mannequin over at a cab by lean kind of to maybe. And it was too long. So I'm cutting it myself, but the legs are still uneven. He's like, uh, it's because your body isn't even. He's like, uh, sorry babe. I really can't hear what you're saying because I'm losing oxygen because my form fitting, uh, agency t-shirt right now, which he was wearing like this tight as hell long sleeve shirt that's at eight, you know, the agency. Am I come on Maur Mauricio? None of us are buying houses from you right now, okay? Just give it, and also Kyle, I mean,

you would rather lose, you know, however many hundreds of dollars you're gonna sell that pant suit for, then just to throw on one of the things you've worn to like a white party five years ago? Come on. You don't have anything pink, come on Kyle. Yeah, so it girl. Yeah. So She just wanted a chance to say her story

Um, so Erica and Mikey. It's like a double win me for them. You know, they get an agency and a crowd by a lean-to plug in there Well, what I love for it. Uh, Erica's house. Mikey's like, yes, and he's with all of the, you know, like the We don't even see them. We just see like an exterior of America's house. We just hear it. Might he go, Erica, let's go to the party. They're like, girl, yes. Oh, so we go in and she's like, it's a dumb of the rosé, Potter. We have to wear pink sparkles and wedges. Wedges! Wedges! Wedges!

Wedges! Wedges! Wedges! Wedges! Wedges! Who wears wedges after dark? That's not bad. It was like those commercials for Paul and remember Paul and

are all fruited or something like that when they go, would you please pass the jellies and everyone faints in the room? They're like, New York City Batch! Get a wrap patch. So she's like, yeah, that's very not O2One. And now, I'm gonna have to have to have to.

Oh! Wee? That's my slide whistle. So meanwhile, to reach. Now, I will say this, we were talking about this the other night, and we do have to give props, or props, or do. And generally, to read looks great. For like her fashion treat. Like she has a good eye for fashion. It was something we were discussing the other night. And I feel like we haven't really given her credit for that. You know, she did work in fashion, and I think she has a good eye. However, she worked in swimsuit fashion, but okay.

But that being said, Doreet was watching some fashion show where she saw Golden People's hair and she thought, oh, that's a great moment for diamonds and rosé party. I'm like, well, except that it's neither pink nor diamond. But it's not even super like you at least you could do silver, you know So she decides she wants but this gold gold leaf in her hair the biggest twist of the season is yet to come Doritos a salon I know it was like ex-markina I mean though she's telling the kids. He's like a Jagger The biggest twist of the season comes when

He finally ends his character rock and speaks a word. He's like now A pause a pause to Jagger you came through it now your mom's gonna have to come up with a different dysfunction for you for next year she's like I'm terribly sorry Jack I don't think you understood the question do you think mummy looks absolutely delightful do you? no no doesn't look like mummy was hit by a missile a fashion no Now. So then back over Rinna's house, Rinna has her own gay, but it's funny compared to Erica's gays because this guy looks kind of like, she just kind of found him under some freeway. Borning a tire.

It's a gay charity. He's an a belt made out of fish hooks. He's on a gay charity. He's an a belt made out of fish hooks. Yeah, he's on a foreign exchange from like, you know, Sun Valley. And her kids saying, you look a little milfe today. She's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, she's like, what's it like having me as a mom? And one word, she's like, crazy.

She should have said, best mom of the world, baby. She goes, yeah, well, you're really fun when you're high in the backyard on sugar or whatever you know dancing around To read like You're to read a cross town So yeah, so yeah, let runus going in this way like baby. You can't say that I'm high on drugs and anything Because everyone already thinks I'm on Xanax baby Yeah, like if I did that every day I'd be like She acts like she's falling down and she goes no, that's what you look like when you're drunk. I mean I've seen that a million times

It's like every morning when wake up And then she jump on her and tickles her and I'm like oh god don't give to read more ammo Is this a bit funny Do Lisa touches her own daughters a little bit funny I'm sure that is hilarious at least the Rina's touch to me to adopt us for John And then when she gets called on later. No, I said it was hilarious. I Don't see what is wrong with me saying this hilarious. That she just loves being inappropriate

with her children who are under age. I'm studying poetry! Nincest is best, is all I'm saying. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. I remember one's own, if you know what I'm saying. So over at the party, Tv'erosa, there's indoor couches outside. I mean, it's like that girl from Princesses Long Island's complete nightmare.

They look couch on the porch. Help, man. So, um, yeah, so it looks nice and at least a bit of a boss around. Waiters, all the usual party's about to start. Party's about to start. Erica shows up actually for her set of Kyle's plays. And I have to say, I thought this was a swing in the mist in terms of looks. She was wearing this pink wig because her gay was like,

I wanted to look like you or I just bathing in Rosai. So this pink wig, which I'm not opposed to, but this like diamond teeth, it just for me, it did not come together. But again, I'm not a fashion gay, and I am often on the wrong side of these things. Um, yeah, it was like a skin tight dress with plastic jewels glued to it, and she's wearing a big pink wig. It looks, you know, it was like very low-grig. Yeah, it was like a little costumy as opposed to a look. Yeah. So everyone starts arriving.

I just wrote Erica arrives looking like a crazy person. The dog's freak. She said diamonds and rose aim. And Kyle, oh, she goes to Kyle's house to pick her up. And Kyle's like, my little pony just got here. Yeah. And I love how Kyle does it. And she's like, oh my god, you look crazy. This is great. My little pony got here. Yeah. And I love how Kyle does it. She's like, like, oh my God, you look

crazy. This is great. My little pony got here. I'm like, you realize Kyle, you're acting like this is the most wonderful thing, but you just totally took a dig. Yeah. So everybody is getting ready and go into the party. Rina and I lean are going together and Rina is like ready for battle. You know, she's already like, like, really high for in the car. She's like, I'm an easy target. That's face is just easier to say, Rinna is so awful. I'm like, I'm like, Shay, Shay, easy target, baby.

Uh, by the way, you know what I love? I love that I lean niece, Devon looks exactly like Elizabeth Shoe. I was like, could there be anything more appropriate than to have a niece that looks like Lori from Soap Dish, the niece of Sally Fields? It's like, you're worried that Rinna is about to embarrass you at a party and you're in the car with someone from Adventures in Baby Sitting. Then we cut to Camille who's shown up in a green dress for some reason. I guess she didn't get the you know the paper was post

Is it it's so funny that this this party is all it's like a rosé Yeah, it's supposed to be a rosé and diamond party. Yeah, so diamond party. That's why you were green. That's where we're so setting Hi So setting. Hi. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Hi. You know, I do feel like, I feel like this is our last Camille moment of the season. So in honor of that, we should...

Now, how sad that we're going to be celebrating... Somebody else's. Yeah, I've went back the same day that we hear about our friends split. So upsetting. I know Classic So Vanderpump and Doreet. So Doreet is all worked up to you. She looks terrified Like she's very nervous for this big finale fight. Well also you can't you can't be ready to go to war at a fight when you are Probably things yourself

I can't believe this is the look I've chosen for the season finale fight because you know when you try on a new shirt and you buy at the store you think it's gonna be like, oh this is an awesome shirt and then you put it on at home and you're like, this doesn't look quite right but I'm just gonna try it and then you're walking around and you're just feeling so insecure. That's I can't imagine you're thinking everybody's like you funny. She's wearing a great dress but I mean her hair was so janky cuz it was like not only did she have this gold shit in it I mean it looked like someone took a paint bucket and it's dropped on her head But her hair in the back was like all like it looked like it was like unwashed and just

Stringy or something not stringy, but it just was it was janky Well, she's really nervous. And yeah, she can't even like nervously scratch her scalp or whatever, you know, like I can't miss it. She looks like something to go wrapped in a foil. And PK was wearing his like 1987 white blazer with a black V-neck underneath it. I'm like waiting, waiting for the Miami Vice music to kick in. And Vanderpump goes up to them looking terrified. She's like, you seem very reserved darling. And

to reach like, I have reservations when there's very clear intentions. What the fuck to read? inventions, perspiration. Presmentions. To read, are you just going toa, are you just going to a rhyme-indictionary? Twitter mentioned. Convention. Oh, it reminds me. We need to check on our suspension.

Oh no, looks like there's been an indentation. Is that a word? Indentation. Is that a word? indentation. Oh I'm so nervous my butt cheeks are clenching You know what those pipes me they need a good wrenching So she says Well Lisa, you're at the conversation in Mexico, did I ever say Did I at any point say that Lisa Rina has a drug problem

and Vanderpump's like you never relayed that sentiment to me. Okay, you're so lazy. I also wasn't listening. She did. She came up to her at the Boy George party and she's like no, Vanderpump, but think it's a funny that Rina had a bag of pills. What do you think of that? And then Vanderpump was like, oh, God, she's like darling. Are you insinuating that she has a drug problem? I'm leaving. That's what she was just grossed out that she chosen to be on to read side and left. And then when she brought it up in Mexico, they cut to Lisa's face and she's like, so yeah, you knew that that's what she was insinuating, but you know, they are all sticking to each other's sides the season.

That's true. And those teams pretty stacked. So then Rina and Eileen show up, which I love because we got to see Eileen's full outfit, which was very like 1994 non, not for non-blans, you know, like all those missing was one of those big velvet hats top hats, you know? That's like, oh, I mean, always good for a 20 year old look. And Rinna's just, you hear, I think Doreet hears Rinna coming all the way from the front of the house, because Rinna's amped up, so she's already like, yelping everything like at 10 stars, and she's not even bothering to go through what she's pointing at She's just pointing a naming thing. She's like look the bridge beautiful

wine Travel wow Well, at least she has the one person with manners enough to turn to our favorite swans. I go hi, Henky and Henky They're like just keep walking bitch. I also like that there was like a cutaway shot of a candle sliding down the bridge right in front of Hanky's face, and it like scared Hanky. And they even put in a sound effect like, whish, I rebounded out five times.

Or Hanky. That's why he's like nervously scratching his butt all the time. Startled by candles. It's like a tip. So much vulnerability. Broken bird. Literally.

Oh, and we forgot to mention that PK said maybe Rynna's maybe Rynna's so worried about it because she has a drug problem. I'm like, oh, good. You are argument. PK. Yes. Asshole. Any standing there, all sweaty and red face, not like a cookhead at all.

He's like, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna charm her by calling her a moppet in the balcony. And then she'll be so disarmed. She won't know what to say next. I can't wait to get my Zingrad about Erica needing to call her husband. I can't wait to tell Erica that she's like Ralph on the piano. I can't wait to tell Erica that she's like Ralph on the piano. I'm like Ralph until I learn to hate the piano because my mom always yelled at me during lessons.

Olisa, you're such anina, I found her unpredictable. And then they show her doing unpredictable things. And she's like, she's all full accusations. She's like, co-baby, middle fingers, fuck you, Doreet. I'm like, wow, you're basically going through Rina's greatest hits right now. This is not helping you. It's reminding everybody why we all love Orenna. Yeah, you know, I think we talked about this. I think when I was hangry on the bonus episode,

I was saying how people accused us of being biased towards Orenna because she came on the podcast and we liked just the hang out with her. But I'm like, of course we're biased. It's a podcast. The whole point of the podcast is that you have your favorites and you take and you sort of defend them I mean, that's a fun of all these shows and like people hate Rina and that's like the fun for them too You know the people you love the people you hate we've always liked when we've liked Rina for seasons now And that's one of the things that we love about Rina is that she does sort of fly off the handle and just like go at people

Because at the end of the day she's always just laughing in the confessional and that goes a long way with at least with me. No, wow, wow. I'm like at least someone's going off on someone, right? Yeah, I mean it's a real housewife show, that's what you do. Yeah, that's what you do. You can't get mad at an ice skate if I'm making a figure eight. Yeah, just someone make sure that when the shit goes down

Cover hanky's eyes. It's time for our listener spotlight. Oh good right on. Yay Listener spotlight is this feature that we do where we We seed the floor to one of our listeners. You go to patreon.com forward slash watch where crap ends and if you Decide to support the podcast at the listener spotlight level Yeah, we're gonna give you two minutes to talk on this podcast This week we have the absolutely lovely and adorable Suzanne Bruce. Here she goes Hi, Ronnie. Hi Ben. My name is Suzanne Bruce. I am a first-grade teacher from Chicago and I've been listening to you guys for a long time. I've been listening to

you ever since Maddie was with you and I miss him. I think that what makes me unique as a crap ins listener is that I don't watch probably like 80% of the shows that you recap. And the reason that I don't is because when you recap the shows that I watch, which are New York, OC, and Atlanta, and you say something that I disagree with I Take it personally and I get all upset and I'm like How could you think that way because the whole time I'm watching it? I'm thinking that you're gonna think or you're gonna say what I think and then when you don't I take it personally

So the shows that I don't watch which are So the shows that I don't watch, which are real housewives of Melbourne and ladies of London and Mary to Madison, when you recap those, I love listening because it is strictly theater of the mind. So you go through the stories and I can just go through it with you and I don't have a side to take. So those are the ones that I find the most enjoyable. Recently, I recapped a summer house and I watched it. And after the recap, I went back and I rewatched the shows

that you recapped, and it was so much more fun watching it after the recap that if I just watched it on my own. So I'm so glad that I got to come on and say, I love you. I love both of you so much. Every time I listen to the bonus episodes and please keep watch what crap is going forever. Thank you. Oh, Suzanne, it's so funny that that was a thing just like literally two minutes after my little

My little monologue about how you know the fun of these shows taking it's side And she's like when you take a side that's not mine. I get personally offended I Not personally offended, but it feels like that. Um, that's awesome Suzanne. That's so sweet of you Yeah, that was a good one. Love you Suzanne. Yeah, we see her all the time on Facebook. She makes really funny comments. I know she's great and we're never in a fight and by the way at the end of the day all this stuff is all bullshit It's just hilarious bullshit. So no one get no one get to No one get to work job about sides and everything because the fun of it is just having a friendly

Like I think that derits full of shit. No, I that derites full of shit no I think Erica's full of shit I think Rin is full of shit that's that's the fun of this stuff because not at the end of the day none of it matters yeah it's all bullshit well thanks to Sam for listening to us for all these years and thanks to everyone who has tuned in today and any other day. Go tell your friends about the podcast. Because I have no, there's no because. I have no good justification. Thank you everybody.

Thank you, Suzanne. We will talk to you next week for the season finale. Or tune in tomorrow for our Southern Charm preview spectacular. Bye everyone. Bye. Hey everyone, thanks for listening to the podcast today. We really appreciate the love and support you guys show us.

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