Watch What Crappens - #424 RHOA: The Prison Bitch

Episode Date: April 4, 2017

Apollo calls collect from prison to introduce his new prison bitch to the ladies. This should go well. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ronnie Karram from Trash Talk TV and the real housewives of Beverly Hills audiobooks on iTunes, darling. And I'm with Ben Mandelker of the B-side vlog and the banter blender. Hello, Bean. Well, hello, Ronnie. Hello listeners. You guys, this is so exciting. Aside from the fact that it's Monday here in Ye old world.

Yeah, it's Monday. Don't let the zip code fool you. It's Monday. What's it even mean? But actually, we have really exciting news. In case you didn't see our not so humble bragging on social media last month in March, for the first time ever, we hit one million downloads of watch what happens. That is an absurd number. It is absolutely insane.

I mean, it's so cool that everyone is supporting the podcast listening. Of course, we owe a huge amount of thanks to all of you guys for tuning in to our guests for helping raise our profile to God, whatever. But you know, agents, God, origins, Halle Berry, Brian C. Crest, everyone. But honestly, it's, you know, we've, we've chimed in every few months. We're like, guys, we had a new milestone. We had half a million. We had three quarters of a million.

But to actually hit a million is madness. And now we can go around and say, yeah, our podcast brings in a million listens per month. It's, well, we've been saying that for about three months, but now it's true. But to be able to brag on that level, bring so much joy into our lives. You know, but that's the time when you start acting like that, not you personally, but that's the time when you, when you walk out into the world, and they're like, a day, and you're like, no, a month, and they're like, LOL, you do 20 episodes a month.

And then I start like crying and stuff. Jason that carrot, Jason that carrot, but still a million per month is insane and hopefully we'll just continue onwards and upwards. And you know, one of the reasons why we have grown is because a lot of times we will have guests on here or we'll be on other people's podcasts or people will write about us and it brings in a whole new audience. And I kind of felt like paying it forward a little bit. So I wanted to give a plug to three different podcasts, one I've plugged before, but I just, it's such a good podcast and I just adored my friend who is one of the co-hosts that I just want to plug it again.

Past present is a history-based podcast where the three hosts look at current events and then use the lens of history. They're three historians. And real-time historians, like professors and stuff, they look at the current events through the lens of history. It's really fascinating. You'll feel like a smarter person for it. And they make a lot of connections that are just really, really cool.

So past present is one. Another one is a podcast called Digits that my friend James just started like two weeks ago. He already got ridden up in IndieWire. So good for you James. So go support James as a podcast because brand new and he's he's great and he plays board games with me. So you know, we owe him that. And then the third podcast being a board games, if you're interested in board games,

I really enjoy this podcast called Blue Peg Pink Peg. It's three guys and a gal and they sit and they joke and it just feels like you're sitting with friends who are talking about their weekend, but it's through the perspective of board games. It's really fun. If you wanna learn games, listen to that podcast. So those are the three podcasts. I am

Paying it forward with in celebration of us hitting a million. Well, I have a selfish pay it forward. Go listen to malls Maca-Lier. She does a bunch of them now. She has a lifetime podcast called What is that one called? It's based on that tourist. Oh mother may asleep with podcast I was on a couple of those recapping lifetime movies. And I just did emotionally broken psychos. And a couple of weeks ago, I did please advise. Those are both out now. But this week's emotionally broken psychos.

She basically goes really deep on the psychology of housewives. And this week we did Southern Charm and Real Housewives of New York. And it was a super fun episode. We were trying to guess like people's psychological states during the upcoming seasons and who they're going to screw over and why they're still mad at whoever. Wow.

Because you know, everybody's still mad at somebody. Yeah. Sounds like fun. Malz is great. She's also been a great friend to our show. So yes, definitely, definitely go listen to those podcasts, especially the ones with the Ronnie on them. Yeah, you see, I do it in a more selfish,

a more selfish, oh god, a selfish way. I just made it through an episode of Porsche talking on Real Housewives of Atlanta. So there you go. There is my inspiration for the day. Good luck. So speaking of which Bravo is now turning over their new shows, their old shows, the new shows we're getting right now overlap madness period.

This week we have so much to cover. We today we're going to talk about real housewives Atlanta and then tomorrow we're going to do the Vanderbump rules reunion, especially guys in Marcos, Louis Vennos, although I have to confirm. So no one quote me on that. And then confirm with Marcos. That is Wednesday is Beverly Hills. Thursday is the season premiere of Real Housewives of New York City.

I mean, the boner I have right now is so enormous. And there goes our one million a month. And then we're like, wait, how did we go from a million to five? And then on Friday, we're going to recap Southern Charm. Southern Charm will eventually be our Tuesday show. But for right now, since there's so much stuff this week, Southern Charm is gonna be stuck on Friday for the next week or two. So don't worry, it will still be here. Yeah, those are the updates everyone.

Should we dig in? Let's dig in. Dig in. So this is real housewives of Potomac and real housewives of Atlanta. Which would you like me to manipulate you into listening to your first pen? Darling, well why don't we start with Atlanta? Why don't we start with the hot hand and go into Atlanta? Would you like me to manipulate you into listening to first, Ben? Darling.

Well, why don't we start with Atlanta? Why don't we start with the hot hand and go into Atlanta? Wow. I totally guessed you wrong. I had Real Housewives of Potomac up. Okay. Let's do. We're well, I didn't, I didn't choose Potomac because I know it's not your

favorite, which we'll get into. And again, Atlanta is this is the show that everyone's talking about these days. So we got it. We just got to go with it You know people really are talking about it Even some of my friends who never watch Bravo were watching it and they're so excited like Trisha Is the other day she was like oh my god that you watch That I think it's like the Southern Black Lady one and it's like it might

have to say it's okay it's like really you couldn't even get the name girl say 20 times yeah so Atlanta this episode is brought to you by the old lady gang yeah you know by the way I I, it really bothers me that they have a restaurant called the old lady gang. It's such a bad name for a restaurant. It's, well, it was a strong, really like, which what would you say? Lubies was already taken. That's like the regular old lady restaurant. Caros was already taken. Yeah. There was a time when I really liked Todd, and I thought Mama Joyce was crazy for just

liking Todd so much. But over the years, I have to say, Todd has worn thin on me a little bit, and I think this restaurant is a great example of him just using Candy's money and and flushing it down the toilet. Well, you know, I have to give him credit for at least working, which is a lot more than you can say for a lot of the husbands on these shows who are, you know, is he working though or is he just spending? Well, you know, I got to decorate a restaurant once and it was just spending because when somebody else has money, you get to shop and he's like, look, baby, I'm with you, the cataloging about orange chairs. Like that was the key, just controversy for them.

Well, I would be mad too. If he, I would be mad too, if I was opening a restaurant, he brought those orange chairs in because those are IKEA chairs. I know because I have the blue version. Those are $5 IKEA chairs. And if you're trying to design a restaurant and you're having IKEA chairs in there, I mean, there's a real problem. Yeah, those are total VidaL5 IKEA chairs. And if you're trying to design a restaurant and you're having IKEA chairs in there, I mean, there's a real problem. Yeah, those are total Vidlanc chairs. Yeah. Vidlanc.

Those are Cliflochlands. I refuse to send a Cliflochline at the old Lady Gang. Excuse me. Can we please have an extra Fluggurg in our table? We're having a friend come with us. Excuse me. I would prefer to sit in a poing as opposed to like a flurigan. Oh wait, can we, by the way, before we even jump into this, can we do speaking of the flurigans? Speaking of Gaffirgans, I think we actually have to do an emergency, what's it called, clear the flam. So emergency that I can't even play the music.

Caroline Fleming from Ladies of London was hacked over the weekend. And honestly, I felt bad because it sucks to be hacked. It really, really sucks. But it could not have been a funnier contrast of Instagram content because it was all these photos of her being like, here I am. This is picking flowers at my favorite castle that I grew up in with mama. And you know, I have finally made a can Canadian that I will be having in my cookbook coming out

to this fall, hashtag says hashtag fall. And then all of a sudden, her Instagram feed was taken over by someone like called the Lord of Darkness. And he started cursing at all her followers going, fuck you, fuck you, bitch, fuck you. And for like a solid 36 to 48 hours all the pictures were black and had skulls on them. It was an amazing amazing hacking. So Stan very finely learned how to use the computer right? Yes absolutely. So let's see how she deals with this Forward with the urine evil blue

So where is this I saw someone post it, but was it to our personal Twitter's or was it our crap ins? I posted it on on our Facebook and someone also tweeted it at us I took some screenshots just to just to preserve the moment But it was literally like it was very sinister It was dark and there was like but it was literally like, it was very sinister, it was dark and it was like, it looked like she had been taken over by ISIS because there was like an Arabic on there.

And I thought, how lucky are we to have Caroline Fleming overtaken by ISIS at the moment? Well, it's like ISIS is finally learning that that's all people are paying attention to. You could literally blow up a building all people are paying attention to. You could literally blow up a building and people are like, who cares? Neenie coming back. You know that if there's another season of Lazy London, this is going to be a major

story arc for Caroline Fleming. The violation that I felt on my Instagram was so rude. It was like, I couldn't even think about blubrous, strawberries, strawberries, raspberries. I'm sorry I'm being quiet. Oh, here it is. I knew I'd find I've been scrolling through Twitter this whole time. I love when people post things on our when people take screenshots and post them from their phone. Every single one of them has an empty battery I think it's just like a funny uniform crap ins listener thing that we never charge our phones because my phone's always damn empty too

Okay, so it was posted by the lord of darkness You know what fuck this guy that he's verified. I want to blue check, Mark. I mean, I only have five followers. But so what? I want to be blue. How is Lord blue? Well, that's what you get, Caroline Fleming, for talking about the sun so much. I love the sun. I love the energy of the sun. Well, guess what? The load of darkness found you. It's very, very Greek. And you know, then I got scared that the load of darkness was going to lead all her photos. So I was like, quick, take as many screenshots as possible before they're all gone. I only did one But I might as well read it since we're talking about them

Okay, so it says at Lord oh one oh one oh one and then it has a Moji peace sign with the fingers and then it has This flir can dig and do it, do it, do it, do it, like terror is writing whatever language that is, as read by Caroline. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean.

And then it says, followed by Marissa Herma, Heli Loh 21, and Constantine. See translation. Well, I love this. There's a lot of Marissa's following a fucking terrorist. That's so funny. She's like, Marissa's like,

Caroline Flaming could have died. She could have died. But I did take a picture. I was like, if nothing else, I'll at least take this picture. And it's Caroline Flaming sitting on one of those benches that's attached to a wall, like by a window, a window bench, window seat. and she's looking out the window wistfully and she goes

our human being rather than our human living such a big difference to be present and filled with love and grace always something we should all endeavor to do each day each and every day x x all in devil to do each day, each and every day. X, X. Okay, I'm looking at Caroline Fleming terrorists. And this post says, what the fuck? Because it has like an asterisks question mark, exclamation point, which is so Fleming, you know, part of me thinks this is her.

Okay, and then it's one of those like stick figure people in bed sad like depressed sad and it says eggplant eggplant peach peach Well, um one of her followers tried to go up against the Lord of darkness and was Was fighting with him and then that's when the load of darkness, aka Caroline Fleming was like, fuck yo. And then I went to click on the follower and the load of darkness had taken over her account too. I was like, oh, fuck this. I'm not going to tangled with the load of darkness. I don't want him to get onto mine.

You took over like, her name was like Mary. It's like Mary Quantrilo's account. It's like a load of darkness as this is my Caroline Fleming. It basically is Ghostbrilo's account. We'll take a look at a lot of darkness as possessed by Caroline Fleming. It basically is Ghostbusters 2. Yeah, pretty much. This is basically this. This is one, like some of these she could have posted.

Like one of them is a skeleton with a giant chin and it's got a crown on sideways. Like that is my great grandfather. Lord of darkness, who killed your great-great-grandfather in a time of war? Oh, have fun me! As my great-great-great-great-grandfather said one time, stars cannot shine without the darkness. Lord of Darkness, X-O-X-X,

B-X-Glimation point space. Oh, XX, pre-exclamation point space. Oh, my goodness. Well, I'm glad that order has been restored. Caroline Fleming is back, back where she belongs, and load of darkness has been expunged from all the land. So it is with very, very great happiness that I can now say that we are going to clear the flam.

Clear the flam. Thank you, Atlanta listeners, who have no idea what we're talking about for enduring that segment. We're all time fades. All right, so speaking of clear the flam, let's talk about all the dairy and the old lady gang restaurant. Yes, please.

So we basically, we're going to go through this a little more quickly than usual because we got to get to Potomac and that's a damn mess to talk about. So basically this episode is opening the restaurant and then it's, you know, the person who's always tried the hardest to be a housewife and never quite got there actually almost got there today. And that's, Peter, Peter's brother. Peter even had his own talking head moments like a housewife.

Yeah, fuck that motherfucker. Yeah, he was completely being fake coming up a story lies. I mean, the guy really has become a pro house. He's love him or hate. He just needs to go away real quickly. He's yeah, just he go visit Apollo and never come back. Please. Yeah. Yeah. So also to all the people who were complaining about how difficult jail is, I mean, that's been a very huge discussion this year with the Netflix documentary about it and the new slavery etc etc. Please, I mean what does he have a phone in his cell? What the hell is going on over there? How does he know everything going on? He's

like it's literally his cell phone. It's too bad to do it. Oh, he's getting late. He's got a cell phone. He knows all the storylines going on on TV. So Lord knows he probably got cable or something in there. Yeah, I mean, when they had like tree checks in, it was always like, okay, everyone. We got 30 more seconds.

And then tree's going to call on. They're for 45 seconds. You call it like that's a guy. And it'd be like beep. This phone. This call has been disconnected. But the pilot was like, oh, wait. I guess I'll call him. I'm going to call him. I'm going to call him. I'm going to call him. She's on there for 45 seconds. She calls like Like that's a guy. How's it going? It would be like beep this phone. This call has been disconnected

But the Apollo it's like oh wait, I guess I'll call you guys back in about five minutes when you guys are the old lady gang opening I'll speak to you soon and then we'll chat for like 25 minutes and then you know I'll call back even after that exactly what's going on. Yeah, it's really frustrating It's really frustrating to someone who has trouble paying their cable bill and is not in jail. I'm like, friendly I mean, I should be selling coke at this point. You could go to jail. Yeah, I'll just go to jail So decent TV and call you up. I'll still probably be able to do my podcast I'll call you in five minutes to do that clear the flimpsack went okay So the so basically the the first scene in the show is takes place the old lady gang and the places in mass.

This is like the standard real housewives bravo, really reality TV thing in general, which is we're opening tomorrow. We don't have time. Look at this. There's still a backhoe in the middle of the kitchen, you know. Yeah, it's very property brothers. Yeah, like, whoa, we're gonna do this. And Todd just like, property brothers. Yeah. Like, whoa, we're going to do this. And uh, Todd just like, Oh, just candy. Just let me do my thing. Candy, just have to let me do my thing.

I'm like, what is your thing, Todd? What exactly is your thing? Because we actually have not seen your thing. Are you like a video producer? Are you a play producer? Are you a money manager? Are you a contractor? Are you a restaurant entrepreneur?

Are you just a professional spender? Yeah, because we find out in this scene that he's $100,000 over budget. And he tells us my wife tries to be controlling, but she needs to lean back and let me do my thing. What is your thing? And then Don Juan comes in, he's like, okay, we are going to make a list. Like Don Juan's always yelling, but he doesn't know why even something so simple. He's like, you know what about the uniform? Like, damn, Don Juan. Why are you so mad at the uniform?

I can totally imagine Don Juan as the chef at this restaurant because I feel like there probably was an episode where Tom was a chef and he had little chef's cap on and he's trying to make a dinner and then little Jerry comes in and is like messing up his meal. And then Tom gets all like sidetracked trying to get Jerry and makes a mess in the kitchen and like knocks everything over and is like trying to beat the mouse with a rolling pin, et cetera. And that's what I imagine Don Juan would be like

in a kitchen. I have an ongoing theory that Don Juan is actually Tom from Tom and Jerry. He is, Look at him. He definitely has those eyes. And he gets for angry. He's always furious. What about the uniforms?

I'm like, whoa, Tom, one. Have a seat. Have a seat on one of these cufflergins, okay? For like, maybe you can get them, maybe you can like steal some from the IKEA commissary. Like, it's all going to be like, okay, great idea. We're gonna now be serving Swedish meatballs. So Todd's A story is. We'll target it all finished by the time it opens. Who cares?

So next, let's go to the chateau. Chateau Chiré. So Chateau Chiré, Chateau's getting ready to move into her house and she's at a garden center with all these works, man. Did you just say Chateau? Chateau's gonna get ready to move in. Um, just gonna call her Chateau is getting ready to move into her house and she's at a garden center with all these words. Shateau is going to get ready to move in. Just going to call her Shateau. Yeah, just Shateau.

So she's at some garden center and she's like, those trees are going to be a style today. I got trees. You're trying to find trees? I got a point. She's buying these huge trees to get in. Oh no, she's at her house. She's installing all these trees. That's how she's. You know, this is so sad knowing that Saray never even paid her

contractors. Like now the contractors are trying to make her sell. Yeah, they're trying to make herself a house because she never paid. So when she says things like, no, this, this is real woman power. I'm like, no, it's not. You never paid for shit, Saray. Yeah. Anyone can go broke building a house. Saray. Yeah. And she's putting all that money into an ugly, ugly house house. The back of that house, it looks so bizarre. It looks like some, some monster came and tore the, the other half off. So, so, this is really strange with those balconies.

I haven't noticed the back. I can't wait. Something new to look at. I'll go look at it. A new little Easter egg to look for. A little, a really sad, disappointing Easter egg. Um, um, uh, and by the way, yeah. So Kenya shows up, in her, in her convertible, which is funny because I feel like it used to not be

unconvertible, just that mad god into it. It's like, you know, you know, when bears get into cars, he just basically just wrote a roof off. Just because he was hungry. Yeah. What about the time you bucket gone my pocket. What about that time? He smelled the Tina sandwich and just ripped off the ripped off the roof. He got I would believe that to me. He just cares so much. Sorry. Oh, she's telling she's basically telling Saray blah blah blah man man

I just can't be with Matt anymore. You know, he wants to marry me but then he turns into the Hulk. And I have to say I watched the last five minutes again of last week while waiting for this week. Matt really is like just fucking insane and on Roids. Just stay away from him. His big gigantic pounding was so hilarious and watching his every time she would try and make it nice.'s like, but what you do me like that Why you why you why you why you why you why you why you do me like that Yourself Leave behind and go hang out with all the thousands of the guys that what you want to talk to you So that that was good though and can you was like now?

Do you think I was desperate before you or do you think I had guys lined up around the block? You know that those years were recorded on television right when we saw you hang for fucking what was that guys name? Walter in the backyard eating your frozen food shut up, Kenya. The two of Dr. Driver. So yeah, Kenya says that, you know, even though the sex was good with Matt, she's had better, which makes me think, it makes me wonder either she has low standards, which probably yes, or like, what sort of sex has she had? Because I can only imagine that at this point, the only thing bringing you back to Matt has got to be the sex.

Like, that's got to be some real good dick if you're going back to that guy over and over and over again. So if you've even had better than that, then either you've had some amazing sex or your standards are just very, very low. Well, what's on shoe one of the ones who isn't people were spreading rumors about her being like a hoe for the rich African men and the rich African men. It was her in Portia, right? So it's hard to keep track. There's a lot of like nameless Africans that filter through the edges of this show.

Yeah, I've never had one of those. I want one. I want like a rich African man to buy me a car I could never afford. So now let's go to the boy. It can happen. Let's go to Peter, our newest test one. So Todd picks up Peter from the airport happen. Let's go to Peter our newest test. Yeah. So Todd. Yeah.

Todd picks up Peter from the airport and the car that he bought him. Oh gosh. I'm like, what? These two? Yeah. So yeah. So yeah, Todd picks up Peter. And he's so gross. I could smell Todd's beard from here. It was gross. Not a good. But it's smell like what it smell like. It smelled like, you know, those little tiny weiner dogs in a can. One of the viennese sausages. Yeah, viennese sausages. I think it smells like the water from those and a pickle.

I feel like it smells also like a viennese sausage, but not as nice, like an off-brand one, like a Saliennese sausage, but not as nice, like an off-brand one, like a Salisbury sausage, like somewhere just like or Salisburg or it's just some place in Vienna that's just or Austria that's just not Vienna, smells like that with sawdust. Or just plaque, just random plaque, it just smells like plaque, it smells like plaque and blue jays. Yeah, so he's like I just want to get you know, I don't get to see Peter much So I want to just get him a drink and turn up and show him a good time. Hey, you know what Peter? Maybe maybe Apollo is gonna call us today ring ring. It's Apollo. I mean, how did they do that from?

How do they coordinate all this from jail? Yeah, because there was like a plane that had to land and there was like Maybe it was shireen who helped set it up I don't I feel sorry for any teacher I feel sorry for any teacher of housewives kids because none of them spelled their names right like what is your it her name is actually spelled S-H-E-R-I-E. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the hosts of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud,

from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What deserve session with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon.

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In the first season of Atlanta, I always got a pull up my ass about Shirei the way she spelled her name. I was here, the accent on the second E. Because in French, you don't put the accent, the accent would be on the first of the last two E's. So I would always call her Sherellae because she spelled her name that way. Well, Mimi looks like Mimi.

Yeah, Mimi looks like Nene. Nene? Yeah. Not Mimi. Okay, why are we talking about this? We've got so much show to do. I have managed to derail this podcast like five times already and I apologize to you and the listeners. Please don't It's not the rail I will we're all on the same trip together. So Apollo calls and he's like

You know, we show it. Oh, no, it's not a poly Yeah, I was there to put you but my you know, I'm gonna have my lady come through and support you instead. It's like you're lady. It's like your prison bitch. I was I was I was expecting like some twinkie little guy missing all of his teeth to show up. Like an ankle bracelet, like a day player from prison break. Um, this pocket's turned out.

So, um, uh, so while that's happening, Fadra and her kids, her, I'm so sorry because you're, you're really trying to be good in moving on, but I have a question for you. Yeah. Peter goes, a girl, how'd you get a girl? You working a garden? Is that what he said? And if so, what the fuck does that mean? You working the garden? No, no, no, he didn't say. He said, like, are you dating a guard? Oh, okay, it's just Peter. Okay, next, filtering her kids.

I love you. I just imagine you're like, wait a second. Garden, I don't understand this. I thought about it for like the whole hour and I couldn't rewind because I was watching it live and I was like, damn it. I'm never going to understand what Peter says without a rewind button. It's like the time when we have like an hour long joke about Apple socks.

We're like, what are Apple socks from when Ramona said that and then everyone emailed us and was like, actually is somebody else. It's awkward. It sucks. So, so Fager's getting Froyo with her kids. Her kids are so sweet and cute. And by the way,

Aiden looks exactly like his grandfather. I don't know if you noticed that. It was just basically, it's like big Aiden with mustache. So she was, they're taking them there because it's her birthday. And so it was like, He's so intelligent.

Aiden? Yeah. Oh, so smart. They're like, okay. What kind of ice cream do you want? And he's like, it's not ice cream. Actually, yeah. So smart. They're like, okay, what kind of ice cream do you want? He's like, it's not ice cream. Actually, it's yogurt. Aiden is really sharp. He's a bright little kid. You know, say what you will about Fadio. She is raising that kid just right. Yeah, but what about the other one? He's like, and then he's he's being a brat and running all over the place. And he just

does. You know how kids just have imaginary conversations with themselves. He was having an imaginary conversation, but it wasn't like fun. It was mean. He's like, you better listen to me. You are wrong. And there is not fair. I tell when I talk, I speak to you when I get so mad.

I was like, oh, no. I guess Porsche's been hanging around with that one. See, only when he stayed awake during Porsche's bedtime stories. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, so while it's like, oh, look how nice Fadre is, then we cut back to Apollo talking to Peter and Todd. And he's like, yeah, Fadre said that she didn't want to have to get the divorce.

She wanted to hold off because she's breathing and things, she's deep feelings. And the next time I know she's, she's getting the divorce. And now I'm getting several papers. So she's being shady and Peter's like, was she trying to trick you? He's like, yeah, yeah, I tried to do it. I'm like, I have to say, I actually find this ongoing saga of, are they divorced? Is the divorce finalized? What's happening? I actually don't really find it that interesting.

Is it me? It's like it's about something that's happening off camera that's really at this point, just a technicality. I know. Because now we found out through from NBC Unitely News, just getting the internet news, that the thing that was going on is she's trying to say, okay, we're divorced for assigned these papers,

but not really giving him much money, like she's trying to speed it through. And so she's like, maybe I'll hold on, and I guess trying to screw him out of money. But when he says things like, he says things like, I'm just looking for the line. Basically, he's like, I want what I, I want what I'm worth, what I deserve, I want the

money I earned. I'm like, what money is that dick? I know. How much do you tell me costs? I'm like, is what have you done again? How much do you tell me? Do you tell me? Is that what you said?

No, I said, how much does triple receipts cost? I think that's the one I think he possesses. Yeah, the one reunion, he's like, I can spend a grand aus trip. It's my money. I'm like, okay. So let's compare that to how much money you've actually earned in this relationship. Are you taking care of dead bodies? Are you representing wheat dealers and parking lots with suitcases full of cash? No, you're not. So please tell me how much you're worth. You know, I just think you should add up the cost of the sperm for those babies and just give them that call it a day. You don't earn, you don't earn shit. And

you're a federal prison ass. I think you defrauded many people. I think you have proved that you were worth zero because you had to defraud people. Yeah, he's such an ass. And that's not to say that failure isn't an ass too because of course I do believe that she just used him as a sperm bank, and possibly as an old to get things pushed through for herself. So yeah, but he is hot. So he's worth a lot in the gay community. Almost everything. He's worth like five million, five million in WeHo for sure.

And then we've got Fadra just looking like an idiot because she's like, well, the divorce being final. I'm finally at peace and I've got my mojo back. The divorce has taken years off of my life and my mother and father are preachers and they believe in the Holy Ghost, but they also believe in divorce and the proper circumstances. I'm regular, just regular ghost too, they believe in that. Cut to Peter, like, she talk about Jesus, but she's the con artist. Yeah, I'm like, that's a bad.

It's a bad time when Peter becomes a moral authority on this show. Totally. Peter's bro, I mean, talk about a con artist. This is a guy who went through so much as Cynthia's money buying warehouses that they would then get affected from opening up shady restaurants. Oh God. And that's over passes. Yeah, that's where he made the Uber that's probably still on Cynthia's iPhone account.

When he made the Uber pass his old house, he's like, I want to see that old half diver. Which is pretty. Yeah, that's pretty much the next scene because the next scene is Cynthia, Cynthia, of course, talking to Noelle, you know, it's not a Cynthia scene unless you can, you know, hunt over on a kitchen island and say something depressing. And in her new style, her new like moo moo with jewels glued on.

When did this style come in for Cynthia? She's like, this is my like how style girl? She could still rock it. She can do anything. But yeah, she's like, well, it's official. Peter and I, I spoke to the lawyer and we're official divorced. And I was like, oh, and then they then they cut she's like, well, it's official. Peter and I, I spoke to the lawyer and we're officially divorced. And I was like, oh, and then they cut to this, like, moment with Peter, where he's driving in the Uber, driving by,

driving by, he's like, this is my old neighborhood. I used to live on this street. Look, this house right here. Oh, everything's so different now. It's like, not even the same house anymore. I'm like, please. Why sit there for the door? This is no Peter, no Peter, no Peter, no Peter so different now. It's like not even the same house anymore. I'm like, please. Why sit there over there?

There's no Peter, no Peter, no Peter, no Peter. Why this isn't printed tides here? Okay, just like relax, lowens, Dean. All right, this is a townhouse, a generic townhouse you bought five years ago. You did not like raise your, we're not raised from suckling your mother's teeth in the in the basement of this house. It's just a generic townhouse. It was forever and for her, it was forever.

Kanda, I'm like, shut up. The one strangled making out with teenagers in your restaurant. Exactly. And that's the thing that bothers me is that he's really playing up this victim thing of like, well, you know, she got off the train. I feel want to be on the train. I bought a run trip. Yeah, but you. I feel want to be on the train. I bought a run trip pass. Yeah, but you don't get to just stay on a train. Okay, that's how trains work.

There's someone who comes by every once in a while says, did you earn being on this train? And they check your ticket, bitch, you don't buy a ticket for a block and then expect to be taken to Paris on a train. Peter, exactly. Peter, you're on an Amtrak. Okay, and you really just need to be on the L train and that okay you're you're on a much better train than you ever deserve so just enjoy the ride yeah right now you're on a television train so just be thankful okay yeah and then we cut

back to Cynthia and by the way her daughter is wearing way too much makeup for this scene and one of Cynthia's wigs it's like too big for her this scene and one of Cynthia's wigs. It's like too big for her. It's like one of Cynthia's old wigs. And Cynthia goes, this is the hardest thing I've ever had to do. I'm like, you fucked Peter. I mean, at least once. Surely that was more difficult than getting divorced from Peter, okay? Yeah.

I think, I know, the whole thing, the whole thing just really, um, with Peter just really annoys me because I think he is shady. I think he's a shister. And the fact that he went on Wendy Williams, and then now he's, he's still coming back on the show and he's hanging around with this, with, you know, Fadre's ex, who's in jail, and, you know, and then playing this thing like, I'm just just so sad now. It's so sad. It's not the same I'm like I'm over at Peter. I'm just going back to Charlotte The train the train the train. It's a local motive. I've been on this train. I still haven't gone back in the future So over at the old lady gang Can't now the fight is about the floor because the restaurant's still dirty and not together and she's like She's out of the floor She's out of the floor She's out of the floor

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sodas. And she's like, I got to serve drinks without the CO2 tad. So she just basically tells him off and almost cries like telling him to get it together. He's like, babe, trust me, stand your lane. So take a seat on the conflugan. See? Now. Flugan. Not comfortable.

The most disturbing coming up after the commercials. Frickin' Frack keepin' moist. I was like, what? Please don't make me watch the rest of this episode. I know. So, we come back. And there's sort of just a generic scene of Shire packing up her condo. She's like, it's been four years. Four years has been here. You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you. I'm like, girl, you're gonna be kicked out of this house too.

This is too soon. You better pay your bills. Yeah, Sheree. I actually actively feel bad for Sheree with all this delusion that she's in about this show. Yeah, I know. I know. If I didn't see her shopping for gigantic furniture

or like a buying human mysteries, just finish what you got. Yeah, yeah, I agree. But at least your kids are nice. So then, then we see, did you have anything else to say about that scene? Because I didn't have anything to say about it. No, I mean, yeah, I think that's it.

Yeah, she's like, you got to say that. Let's pack everything up. Don't forget those coffee filters. There was nothing, there was like literally nothing to talk about. I know. It's like I'm so glad of you, Cairo. He's like, yeah, just did another jerk off video

on the Snapchat. Thanks, mom. So then over Portia's house, so she is wearing a little fricking onesie because she and Fadre are going to celebrate Fadre's birthday. It actually was kind of cute. Fadre's going to come over.

There's just going to hang out. Eat food and try on wigs and everything. And she got Fadre a onesie that says frack. So they'll be fricking frack, they'll get moist together, et cetera. Yeah. And then over at the old lady gang, getting ready, getting ready. And you know, six hours, three hours. Todd's way of saying, I'm working really hard is tilting his baseball cap more and more.

Have you noticed that as the years go on? It's like a spigot. You know, like, okay, I need to set Todd to super active. Okay, let's move it to the side even more. Okay, great. Just like sitting on top of his hair and it's always tilted more and more than more tired he gets. It's literally what I have to do to make, to, to wasn't just posters. It was print to canvas. This was a she-in-a-shay style decoration.

It was so, it actually, it actually bothered me because the interior was more or less the interior actually looked nice. Yeah, it looked really nice. It looked nice and then they put up these stupid-ass photos that were so silly and didn't match the vibe of the entire space. I was like this is such a Todd Tucker production right here. Yeah, totally. She's like, hey, the dust. Oh, by himself.

I have no candy impersonation. I'm so sorry. It's okay. I tried. I just don't have the range. I'll just have my impersonations, you know, when you do an impersonation and then I try to like be like yeah, I'm gonna do it too I'm like, what am I doing? So I get it See I don't have that like natural slide I have to hand it to your time That looks pretty good, but I'm getting joked up here. Bye.

So the printed canvases of the amp, I think why they bothered you is because we see a lot of these in LA. Those headshots that people take with are like, look, I'm a banker because I'm wearing a tie. Look, I'm a teacher. I'm wearing glasses. I'm angry now. You know, I'm a teacher. I'm wearing glasses. I'm angry now.

You know, like those contacts they do. And that's what they look like. They're the aunt. She's like, look, I'm holding a whisk because I'm birthed. I'm birthed a whole whisk. It did look a shade away from stock photography. For sure. It looked like something that someone's going to plug into a wacky PowerPoint presentation. Candy probably did upload those to get the images so she can charge people to use them. You know, fucking candy. That's how to make money back. Yes.

Cause there will be, there will be someone in like a insurance office and the middle of who knows where. It's like, hmm, I got to do an insurance presentation. Uh, look, here's a, here's a lively black lady with a rolling pin. Let's use her. She's like, I've got a rolling pin, but also attitude. She's like, this would be the perfect way to sell our turn life insurance. So they have to show up and they're so cute.

Oh, I love the beautiful candy. Now we get paid by the hour. I love me some birth and Nora and some we easy too was not is a cousin, but you know, I love them. They're like, would you like an appetizer? Nora and she's like, is the appetizer paid by the hour? Or the eight dollars an hour? I want to know all the eight dollars an hour

I'm like I'm Drake's name after themselves and it was so cute when they ordered So people start arriving Cynthia shows up. She's like it's my first single night. It's like, okay. Did you notice who showed up? Hazel. Hazel. Hazel. Hazel. The housewife that could have been. It is really difficult for people to break in on the housewives. I mean, they actually had Hazel ready to go for Marlow and Kenya. Oh no, just Marlow, I think that trip. Yeah. Bring it on. We have actually, I don't think we've ever seen anyone start as a friend of and become a real housewife of Atlanta. I mean, Marlow has been hanging around for a while and she's still hasn't gone her, her peach. Shamia, she's been around. She's, she's nowhere near it. I mean, Hazel, I mean, you know, some dreams just were not meant to come true. Right when you went Hazel, I mean, you know, some dreams just were not meant to come true.

Right when you went Hazel, my dog went, for Hazel. She's like, this will be my moment. I'm gonna stir some shit up at this party. And then dealers like I would rather watch the mail man walk by for Hazel. So then Mama Joyce, of course, is like hours late. So they're making fun of her because they were supposed to wear black pants in a white shirt so they could look Uniform, you know, and she didn't she wore like a white skirt and a whatever

They said mama didn't you get the note that you're supposed to dress like like everyone else and she's like no I must not have got that and birth Bertha goes, okay, Beyonce. Oh, I can't. I see these infamous song. That is a round. Oh, my goodness. So then meanwhile, while they're all having a blast at the old Lady Gang restaurant, Fadre and Portia are doing, you know,

enjoying their birthday, birthday fun with some Saint Germain. And they, so Fadre arrives at Portia's house and they go upstairs trying to wigs and stuff. And I just, I just love Fadre behind Portia on the staircase going like, hmm, Chad, that thing has a amount of its own. Talking about Port Porsche's ass.

I like that when she starts putting all the different wigs on her, they start coming up with what the wigs are for. She's like, girl, this is, well, I'm trying to find the descriptions they were saying, but it's like, this woman is a lawyer and ready to lawyer. Ah, check, she, this one is a lawyer and ready to lawyer. Oh, check, she. This one is a funeral director ready to feel somebody with some smell of juice

so they could be very proper girl. I actually liked some of the wigs. I kind of felt like Portia could have, I mean, Pedro would have done well to kind of go in the directions of something. She had one that was sort of blonde. Yeah, the blonde one. The blonde mean the sort of was cute. Yeah, it was sort of like, I don't know, is that a bob? It was a little bit of a,

it was like a black posh spice situation. Yeah, I'm gonna do this. Yeah, I'm gonna do this. Go on groups, you know, it's like I've got groups, but I'll say. I like that. Yeah, I mean, too. I liked it a lot. And I like to have some of the other ones too. I'm like, you know, Fadre, maybe, maybe do it to go for it. The scene made me kind of sad because it doesn't look like they, they stay friends after this reunion. And I really like watching them

dance around together. Really? Wow. I'm surprised. Yeah. Well, you know, as I guess we'll see soon enough, we'll have a whole month of reunions coming up. Yeah. So back over at the old lady gang, Peter, Peter's there. And he's like, oh, hello, Cynthia. So, yeah, she's like, did someone turn up the AC? Because I feel cold. Oh, good. Get rid of Cynthia. Clear. Clear the Cynthia. Clear her. So then they all go downstairs to the event space in the basement and candy starts singing fly above So and it's like, oh, she just, you know what I mean? No. Oh, she's a bit.

I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I talking on the phone. You got my delivery. I got the song just put a beat to it. Let's sell it. No, no, no, no, no, no, you say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's just trying to pay her team mobile bill. Do you want English? Yes. No. Are you paying your full bill? Yes. Do you want to continue a team oval? Yes. Do you want an extra line? No. See? No. Buggable. No, no, no, no. I think she would all the early Destiny Child songs, right? Yeah. She did actually. Most of a lot of them. And so Serene comes in. This is where we get to meet Serene. I spelled it 20 different ways just so I would have it Before serene showed up I don't know my worth this down, but I really enjoyed serene walking on being like

Did you have any of the shrimp? You got shrimp? You got shrimp? I got shrimp. You got shrimp? I got shrimp. Yeah, so yeah, then there was like a little scene of a fadre and saying how she didn't go to candy is because, you know, she doesn't really have a problem with candy, but they're not really friends, but she's going to be a

civil, but she would rather just spend her birthday hanging out with, you know, Frick. And the Salami cake that she bought her. Yeah. So then Shrine shows up. Yeah, Shrine comes in and everybody acts so surprised. Here she comes all in full face and make up and totally Mike and lit. Yeah, and Todd's like, would be this and Todd's like, I didn't know she was really gonna come. I'm like, whatever.

And then he goes, and then he has the balls to say, I don't wanna have anything to do with this chick. Now, let me give you a tour of this entire facility and take you downstairs to talk to the girls. I'm like, whatever. If you didn't want anything to do with this chick, you would have walked away. Yeah.

In the private room that we've set aside and lit for you with a bar and door. Yeah. So she says, she goes, he goes, I've said you may come support. She goes, boom, I'm here. And he was like, I was on the phone with him. And he was like, I wish I was there.

So I'm here. She's I love when she walked into the barn door room. And she's nice to meet you, ladies. Oh, she's so gross. And talk us. How did you guys meet? And she says, uh, well, we found love. But she's put it that way.

Wait, yes. So how did you find love? Yeah, so gross. I'm extending his presence here to congratulate you guys. Yeah. I'm extending his presence. this is braz-up. You're ex-fending his presence, you fucking to it. Everyone check your wallets.

I'm $8,000, I'll get it. This is not the Olympics. Okay, we don't need a special party from each Conveg difference to come to the old lady gang. Okay, there's no torch that needs to be to be gathered or flags that need to be waived. So she She basically goes into this back room Where they all the ladies are sitting with this barn door and so they have to slide it open and then they're sliding it close And you just see mama Joyce there with her angry face watching it close.

Just trying to watch and see what's going on in there. So funny. That door did not close. Do you know is everyone struggling to open and close that door? I guess it's huge. It wasn't even a door. It was probably just, you know, a crate that the bulk, the bulk Flurga chair is arrived in and they just propped up against the door opening because the door hadn't actually arrived. Yeah. It's just a bunch of pallets for my key. So so then when she gets there Peter me and he's like, oh I'm sad. I'm gonna leave because I'm sad this train. Yeah my workers done. By. It's like shut up. Of course Peter was only one not denying that he had anything to do with it. He's like, okay, looks like you guys are gonna think this will be a brewing

So also Todd introduced her. He's like, hey everybody welcome Cherine Who's also about to be Miss Knight? Like you know that's Mrs. Right, but also Jesus they're really dropping one and you know that the some of the ladies are actually surprised You can tell because of Kennedy's face and that candy hasn't just taken off her mic and punched a shit out of a producer yet They fucked with her all season They fucked with her with the Brock Walk now the or block and then they showed scenes from next week when block shows up at a lunch

She's having with Riley and she's you just see Candy's face is laughing. She's like, oh my god. It's like punk, you know. Yeah, I mean, I get the feeling that that candy was is in on the block thing next week. But yeah, yeah, this season the block was there and then blocks girl remember showed up for something like they're just then sex dungeons. I mean, Candy has had to dodge so many things. So here she is. She has a look on her face, like, uh, so then Apollo calls up again

because he's like sitting on his bark a lounge or they're in prison and has nothing to do. And Candy's like, say, no, follow. Like, to be honest, like, I feel awkward being your girlfriend, even though you're very nice and she's like Serene is just ready to go she's such an asshole She's actually she wasn't ready to fight she was she actually she seemed actually very nice, but I mean

I'm noticing She's ready to be on TV. Yeah, she totally came out of the beach Yeah, she totally came out of nature Why he wasn't around Cuz can't apply it now Did you become friends before or after jail and she's like, man, the wife he was no man. So, it's him. Oh, thank you. Um, and it was like, listen, I have a one woman man.

I'm like, you says the guy whose side chick is literally sitting there. Yeah, you're still married. Literally your side chick. One woman man has in like, you have one side chick at a time. Is that what that means? Yeah, and Serene is all ready to fight, because she's like, Well, it's been two years,

and she's only been there twice. How is that any of your fucking business lady? She sort of, I was trying to think about who she kind of looked like, and to me, she, I think I finally realized it, she kind of looks like, like a light-skinned version of Melissa Gorgah. Yeah, maybe Lolo in it. Oh, maybe, yeah, maybe it's I think that everyone starts to look alike with those

heavy eyelashes. Yeah, she sort of has a Melissa Gorgah like shaped face or the longish whatever. I yeah, she definitely is like ready to make her splash on Atlanta, but I just I just thought it was funny how she came and Like also overly polite Thanks to me, you're also okay. They're like it's really weird that you're I know anyway wifey wasn't around That's our way of saying please bring her back Thank you. I like when Apollo gets another phone call at just the right time. You know, so Apollo calls and he's telling everybody at the table,

oh, Fadre is a liar and she told me the divorce was on hold and they're like, Oh, Fadre's a liar and she told me the divorce was on hold and they're like, because she just told them that the divorce was final. And then he's like, it basically just tried to ruin Fadre as much as he can. And then he's like, okay, nice talking to you. And she's like, I need to get my love here. Click. click. My baby's gone. Laney, it was an absolutely pleasure. Now, who can I see about a tennis shot? I stepped on an exposed nail. Thank you. So the ladies are talking about her after she leaves obviously and Kenya is just I mean beside herself with Joy, you know, and she doesn't even try and hide and she's with that girl came in. She's like,

um, excuse me, could you move? I need to catch this tea. Oh my goodness. That closer with her voice, members recording on her iPhone. Excuse me, could you get out of the Blurigan Flogging Chair? Thanks. So the women are kind of beside themselves. Candy is worried because she's like, oh, this is all I need. Like, Fadre already hates me.

Now she's going to think I set this up. That's yeah. So she's a little scared, which she should be. And because even if you didn't Todd did, which has kind of always been the ish with her, you know. I actually think that Todd has, Todd has been one of the contributors to the downfall of candy and phadra. I mean, phadra is shady, but I think it was, you know, the Todd and Apollo relationship is ultimately what really drew the wedge in that in that situation.

Although I guess you can make an argument that Fadre, the money situation with her and Todd may have driven them more towards team Apollo, but I just always felt like it was really weird. The Todd was really took up for Apollo when it's his wife's husband. Like I just feel like it's a weird thing. I don't know. I think it's his wife's husband. Like, I just feel like it's a weird thing. I don't know. I think it was like a season of awkwardness kind of. And it was because they were still so close with Apollo when she was trying to get rid of Apollo.

And, you know, bro code, ho code. Yeah, I just feel like if I had a best friend, if I have a best friend who just broke, is breaking up with someone, and then my boyfriend started really hanging out a lot with the person my best friend is trying to like to, to break up with. And if they didn't have a pre-existing relationship, if they really only knew each other because

of my friendship with this, I would think that's weird. And you know, I just always thought that was not not not of great character. Yeah. Thank you. So let's see. So the girls start talking about it. And Kenya's like, now do you believe that they were friends before he went in? And Candy's like, well, clearly, that mean that's what she basically just said that they

were fucking before he went in. And Ken, yeah Kenya clearly he had his vanilla so she had her chocolate. And then Kenya's like, why lie all the time? That's what I don't get. What difference does it make when they're divorced? And I'm sick of her alt facts. I was like, oh, well, I guess they did that in January. Yeah. So that's pretty much the end of that. We Next week is the season finale. We get Kim Zolciette coming back. And Kenya, of course, tries to go for another queen because that's what Kenya does. But I'm okay with this one. Me too. And I'm really okay for this.

Kim will rip her apart. Kim didn't give a fuck. I know. It's sort of, I have forgotten almost that Kim was in the mix with these women. And Kim has, you know, she's sort of you, I have forgotten almost that Kim was in the mix with these women. And Kim has, you know, she's been in her own little special land of with briell and crore. And it's been, it's been a minute since she's actually been challenged by someone. So I'm happy to see Kenygo up against her. Why not? Yeah, me too. Yeah, you know, I'd like watching Kim Zolciak. She's a terrible human being, but you know, that's good for TV. It's great for TV. I think she should come back. I think I think she should follow the Bethany route, which is okay. And the little like, this is what it looks like to be me

and, you know, have Kroy. And she should just come back to the franchise and and then just go from there. Yeah, well she needs the money. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Atlanta. We were gonna do Real Housewives of Potomac in the same episode, but we talked our asses off. So since we've been separating these episodes pretty regularly, since we went to five days a week, we are putting Potomac in a separate episode this week.

So there will be six episodes of crapens this week. Yikes! So check your feats because Potomac should be in there shortly. Thanks you guys. Bye! Hey Prime members, you can listen to Watch Your Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen ad-free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.