Watch What Crappens - #427 RHOBH: Brawling Ballerina

Episode Date: April 5, 2017

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I am Amt. I am amt to talk about real house was of Beverly Hills because this, this finale was hilariously petty. And I love a hilariously petty finale. And you know, we've been talking a lot about how our podcast hit one million downloads in March. And I think in good part, one of the reasons why is because of all the love we get for Beverly Hills recaps.

So I'm excited to finish out this season with a bang because I know that people are tuning in to listen and it just gets me excited. And finale episodes are always very exciting anyway because a real house was a Beverly Hills I think Particularly because people really feel pressure to show up and fight on this show Because not a whole lot Fuck you Ronnie. You know what fuck you Ronnie. You really fucking broke my heart. You know what?

I've had enough. I'm leaving. How could you treat me like that? I've given you everything and you've given me nothing Nothing How many crystals does a girl have to give before she gets something back I'm giving you everything and you've given me nothing, nothing, nothing. How many crystals does a girl have to give before she gets something back? I just wanted a napkin. Oh, fucking Eden. So Eden made a last minute run for the renewal contract, which I don't think is going to work, but really fun episode. We started off where we left off last week, which is at least a van to pump Snapchat filter party, where everybody's got the Snapchat flowers around their head.

Laurel, yeah. But Laurel, Laurel, the leaf was Laurel, the ring, the ring. The canyon. Laureate. The canyon. Um, yeah, so Rosé, it's pandeys, Rosé. It's the canyon. Or yet. The canyon. Um, uh, yeah. So rosé, it's pandis, rosé. I do have a question.

Just pandi have friends or own age. I, this is not even trying to be caddy, but I'm really concerned. I feel like all she does is hang out with her mom's old friends. And then occasionally she'll, you know, put out a pasta salad for she know. I said, if my mom gave me a business and then bought me a house in Beverly Hills, I'd have only hang out with her too. I'd be like, whatever you need, put out a pasta salad for Shina. A shit. If my mom gave me a business and then bought me a house in Beverly Hills, I'd only hang out with her too. I'd be like, whatever you need, Rhonda, whatever you need. I just feel like she's forced to hang out with these friends all the time. And she thought she's like not allowed to like go off and make friends of her own age.

Even when she's talking to her own friends, she just seems like, why do I have to be here, mother? Like she was with all those friends during Vanderpromp rules. She had like a little party, but none of them had seen her house, you know? Obviously, her friends, fourth thing. And she always looks so annoyed. She came up to say hi to somebody in this episode. She's like, hello ladies.

And she kind of did that weird, like, you know, we're like pulling it your shirt like to make sure it's down she just looks so annoyed she's like hello welcome to the party did you have some rosé yes pandie we know this party match or rosé pandie we just want to be let into your life a little bit um but no we love pandie pandie great. She can do no wrong. I think so. Yes, Rosey party. Rosey party. Rosey party Yes, I like how it opened with Lisa Vanderpump walking by some gaze and going, oh you guys know each other. That's good I was like she's basically like I don't have to entertain you with naughty witties and anymore And I lean and Rina came in in their team their team spirit way. We're like hello. Oh, hello. We're just so happy to be here. Everything's always so gorgeous. And Rina's like, I missed it to scope. Hey window. She basically is the sequel to Good Nightnoon.

Good morning bridge. Good morning door. Hello, bro. Are you new? So she Hello floorboards. So they walk in and we're getting the same. This is the Rina Storm descending on the party because you can just hear her yelp reviewing everything as she comes in. And Doreet hears her getting closer and closer and just looks terrified. I mean, she takes this big swig of her wine and then looks at the camera with her stupid tinfoil hair and just looks like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and Lerge is coming in. And,. And sir enough here she comes. She's like, gorgeous, gorgeous, orders, trays, waders, actors, old people, young people,

gay people. So she comes in to say hello and Vanderpump's telling us, well, there's stuff I like about Lisa Rinna. I really do But there's some things that I don't like about Lisa You have to be nice to me because I gave you my feathers baby you own them now baby you own them That was funny, and I like that she called her on that deal But because vendor props is being nice. I think I lean says hi, and she's like, you know Lisa Vanderpompi did try to adopt that dog

I just want you to know that I really did try but the problem is it has a short snout and it can't fly And Lisa's also I had some bad diarrhea before I designed the paper so They wouldn't give the they wouldn't give a puppy to a woman with such loose bows. Unfortunately, well, thank God I didn't bring Ken then darling. I would have had to leave him in Hong Kong. So Eden shows up in a big dress and literally no one reacts. Nothing. And Rennas, meanwhile, I mean, literally they just cut to

it and just know I was like, Oh, I eat in and just she just walks over the bridge, even the swans are swimming away. Yeah, like a pack of ballerinas. That was like a 10 year-old's ballerina dress. There was one point in the thing with Lisa and Lisa where they kind of joked with each other and Rina's like, well, you know, I will always misbehave a little. And she's like, and I would always be right you for it, darling. And then Rinna says, I like the letter. I think she has the power. I mean, let's give her that.

She doesn't have a whole lot. Like, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but you're standing in a mansion on the top of the hill in a party thrown for little tiny horses that she had flown in on private plane. She may have the power. I think she's got plenty. I also like Vanderpump's moment with Eileen

when Vanderpump's like, one of them's like, ah, I got a mingle. But then they have a hug and then they stare at each other for a moment and then the Vanderpump's for a moment and then And then I was like that wasn't real that was that was nice And I was like yeah, that was actually that was good. Yeah, wow Because that's actually I guess I have sort of a soft spot for the Savannah prop. I mean we've had our differences, but she has feelings and Beliefs and a bridge a lot of times a bridge You're a lot of time a paper and it Charmin and it's my favorite brand and you know finding little by little basic act

I mean those bears with Supporting to be friends with the woman with toilet paper that has ridges. I Mean I don't know if you saw Dorito, but she has caught now and that's just not gonna work. Do it has bust-based Intour that paper? I mean, one ply. Oh, so let's see here. Camille did not get the memo. She just shows up in green, but she doesn't even care.

She doesn't even seem to notice. Yeah, she's just like, how sad, how sad to be angry. Yep, know everybody's wearing pink at this party for rosé party and the diamonds You know diamonds so it's wonderful wonderful and so upsetting Hi more Hi The meal's open mouth cheek kiss is my favorite running Camille thing in this I'm surprised it took us so many years to find it

Like she's been around a while and there's only the season that we start doing that joke So Dorit Rina and I lean Yeah, Rina does her typical Hello does her typical. Hello, Doreed. Hello. Yeah, it was just very cool. Wonderful. I love your hair. Now to the people who hate Lee Serena, they probably were going not this episode because if you hate Lee Serena, all you see is just a huge amount of fakeness on display. And if you like, Liesarina, you'd see a huge amount of toleration on display. So it cuts, I don't know how you interpret it, but I imagine the people who ate Rina were going.

Little this was fakeness, but it's hilarious because it's a direct, you know, so you can't hate her for it. She's like, you look so great. And then she turns to us and she's like, it looks like a big gold goose took a big gold shed all over her head. Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Doreet probably like, well I learned from a homeless man that if I were a metronome on my head I would, government, I'm just a winner, I won't be able to get inside. I wanted to make sure all this in case there's an idioty old man who couldn't around trying to find change with one of those machines So I like that Kyle then walks up to Doreen and looks at the hair and he goes This is next level like I don't even know. I'm like Kyle. You're not doing it right You're not doing Mikey right. Yeah, it's like the boring version. She's like this is next level Okay, Kyle switch is everything. Let's like, this is next level. Okay, Kyle. Switches everything. Let's swipe Kyle out of here, please.

So Vanderpump and Erica Gerardi. And she's like, Oh darling, I love the pink hair. Everybody would look better with pink hair. What about darling? Is that pink as well? Darling. I like that when Erica shows up that that Doriko's wow, Eric is hair.

You ain't gonna miss it. I'm like, says the woman who did an ice bucket challenge with melted gold. That was my joke I wrote in and not remembering that we made a million ice bucket challenge jokes on Mondays, Ptole, and my cap't make episode. They always kind of running after a while. The air is like, no, it's not pink. It's a hairless cat. Everybody knows that. And she's like, I'm the only one who hasn't seen it yet. Darling, I don't have a YouTube's. But yeah, Lisa Vanderpump cannot stop making the giant jokes. And Eric is like, Lisa Vanderbump is the best of my pussy. Everybody knows it.

And meanwhile you see Vanderpump in the corner writing down her next pussy quip. Darling, when you saw the woman's march and you saw those pussy's you say, that's all me out there. Look at all the pussy. you say that's all me out there look at all the pussy oh no that's a bad one. Oh you upset that I'm only saving the dogs from being eaten and all the pussy is the link so just Tom have allergies is that why you have a hairless pussy okay um by the way we should mention that Kyle did a really good to read impersonation. Did you hear that? No, it was a very good van der Pum impression. What was her? What was her to read impression? I didn't write it down, but she just, uh, oh, you know, it was Kyle was Kyle wasn't personally to read talking about her hair going,

that's very runway PK. It's very runway, PK. it's very runway, PK, it's very runway. Put it in the, put this runway, put this on the runway. So Erica greets Doreet and she's like, hello Doreet, you, you feel a good about Hong Kong. Doreet's like, no, actually, I'm not feeling sick. I'm not feeling so good. I liked when Kim Richards, I don't know who she showed up, who she started talking to, but she just popped up out of nowhere. She's like, hi! So hi, it's me, hi!

Hey, everybody singing the baby. Look, my baby learned how to roll over. You were looking at pictures of Kingsley. Oh, my baby, my grandbaby. Been buttoned people's hands. Poor Kim arrived in hot pink. She looked so poor. Like everybody else had like subtle, beautiful rich pinks.

And she's like, yeah, cheap pinks, pandex. It looked like it was actually out of the Karen Huber collection. She's like, my baby rolled over in over and Kyle goes he's so advanced. So Eden comes over to Rennon Eileen who were you know teamed up and they're sitting at the cast table. There's like a special little table for them. Yeah. Separated. It's all pink darling and Erica sitting over there

I mean, it's just like a tiny little pale face peeking out cuz her hair's pink and everything's pink And Eden joins them and she's they are fixing her roses or something and Rinna tells us since Hong Kong I realized Eden didn't back me up so she's fine and she's nice enough, but no wait baby! Yeah, Rindasai, you know what? I'm just going to destroy Eden tonight because why not? Which was actually kind of mean because you know Eden, she just wants to be loved, but Eden's problem is that she never really committed to one person to kiss up to. She sort of did a general kissing up too. So she didn't, when she had the chance

to hop over to Vanderpump, she didn't really dig in there. So when Reena and Eden had their conversation a few episodes ago and Reena was like, baby, my guard is that baby. And Eden's like, what? You know, at that point, you didn't should be like, you know, fuck you. I'm Lisa Van Opelm's friend now.

But instead, she still tried to have her friendship with Rina. And now it's all coming to fight. Well, this fight is just ridiculous. We saw on the way here that Rina is just ready to go. You know, she's ready to fight with anybody. She has a feeling it's gonna be coming from all angles. So she's in there like, it must be so easy to say these are brand new to bitch so she's like ready to come in and go and

this might as possibly the stupidest out of all of them because she goes she's like you know when when uh to repeat was saying I had a zanx party whatever zx at a party. You didn't stick up for me. And he's like, yes, I did. And she goes, well, not loudly enough. Yeah, not loud enough. I actually kind of felt bad for Eden because she's like, I stood up for you. Like I did what I had to do. And she did. We saw it.

And she's like, well, you could have done it more loudly. And she goes, well, I just thought that, you know, it's not my fight. So you say what you're going to say? She says what she's going to say. And when it goes, well, you could have done it more loudly. And she goes, well, I just thought that, you know, it's not my fight. So you say what you're going to say. She says what she's going to say. And when it goes, oh, is that history from your family? What? And then he's like, well, she tried to sort of smooth it into being an empathetic soul at that moment and didn't quite work.

Yeah. And she's like, oh, to shut down. Yeah, I shut down. I was like, do do do. Shut down. If you want to turn me on again, you're just going to have to wait a few minutes for the Apple logo to finish loading. Bling. No, you know, with Eden also, the other thing is she doesn't know when to pick her moments because in a way, Rinna's, you know, what Rinna was saying was that at dinner, essentially,

and on the boat, you should have jumped on and been yelling with me, which does kind of lend credence to Doreet's Mean Girl accusations, right? Because that is the Mean Girl trick, like you're supposed to have my back. And if I'm yelling at someone, you have to yell at them too, which is kind of mean girl is true. But basically, Doreet's moment was that she should have started yelling along with Rina at that dinner, at that restaurant up top of that skyscraper, and she didn't.

That would have been a moment when she could have gone into the mix. She doesn't do it then, and then she realized she doesn't do it then. Basically, that's sort of what Rina is telling her. Then Eden gets all miscalibrated, which happens like every few episodes, and which leads to, of course, her explosion later on. Yeah. Sorry, does that make sense? I'm drinking cola.

Oh, no, no, no, it totally made sense. Does that make sense? Sorry, yeah, it made sense. To me, it's just, Rin is just ready to fight, and she figures Eden. I think Rin has been led to believe that this whole Duret saying she does annex is way bigger than it really is, because it wasn't that huge of a thing, and I think thene has been led to believe that this whole Duret saying she's does annex is way bigger than it really is

because it wasn't that huge of a thing. And I think the producers were like, she's been telling people you're a drug addict. So you better figure, you know. And so she's like, I like to just dissect Eden. Sorry, I like it. I just like, I'm ready to go to war, you know,

and eat this just trying to keep friends. The other thing is I also felt bad for Eden because she was like walking by the table and Rina and I mean like, oh Eden, come here, come here. And you know at that moment, Eden was so excited. Like they finally want me to sit with them. I finally get to sit at the cool girls table. And I'm lean always doing the teammate thing where she's like, I'm on these Rina sides.

So I'll rephrase it in a different way. So she says, well, when you're in a big group of women like this and you don't speak up, it gets worse. And she goes, well, I didn't want to be perceived as a troublemaker. And then Rinna goes, oh, who gives a shit? Who gives a shit? What other people think of you is not of your business, baby, speak or truth? I'm like, aren't you mad that other people were saying you're doing Xanax?

So what are you talking about? Sure. Rina's arguments make a zero sense. They never have, really. They never. But I will say it's just fucking hilarious to me. I'm like, you don't even see that you just, you're yelling at someone for not defending you

when someone else was talking behind your back and now you're saying that it's none of your business what people say behind your back. I think that maybe she doesn't like, I think what she doesn't like is she doesn't, she doesn't like when facts are wrong or when, or when accusations are wrong, but she doesn't mind if someone says she's a bitch or she's whatever. And you know what, I have to say with our experience with her, I actually think I might believe her because I think of all the bravo, like of all the housewives we've met.

She's the only one that didn't pull us, plus the side and say, like, so, how do I get people to like me? You know, you notice that? She hasn't. Yeah. Well, she's already got, like, so many people who like her. Right. I mean, I don't know. like so many people who like her. Right. I mean, I don't know.

I just kind of just go off this show, but I do like that when we've met her, we can make fun of her right to her face. And we can tell her all this and she'll be like, well, okay, agree to disagree. Or what you'll say for instance, you know, yeah, children, yeah, like how do people like me? How are we going to? How do we get to this round guys? Yeah.

Yeah, well, I mean, Jill's Aaron. How do people like me? How are we going to how we get to this round guys? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, Jill's Aaron. So Eden's like, Rina has this evil, awkward energy tonight. Something's off. I'm not happy and I'm not comfortable. Oh my God. You know, Eden's in her 40s, but she is a millennial in her mind. And when a millennial says they're not comfortable, you better watch a fuck out. They'll sue your ass. To be fair, she only had one ass cheek on the couch because she wasn't allowed to have both on. Like, uh, Eden, uh, still down there. You can't have both ass cheeks on right now. You're only a friend of, so that's one one ass cheek on the couch. So Erica comes over to join them and Erica's just in that mood like well, yeah, I'm gonna buy Some chicken tell me when you need many y'all with somebody It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Oh my right ladies. I tell it to cities

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I've been married and earthly birds, especially when they shit. You know what I go through at night. You know what these birds go through at night. I cause them to shit so much. So somewhere along the lines, she, she, she, Yoko Homo ran off and changed into a male outfit and came back out and was like, I brought your song, Ysavanda bump is called diamond rosé. She, she, she, she totally different, totally different gay. It's like a jazz guitar song. I believe it's called diamonds and hope. And Rosé is all feeling like max, I'll ignore him. And was it that was a diamond's and rosé? I thought it was diamonds and hope. I don't know. I don't know. Diamonds and hope makes more sense.

But it was not at least it doesn't even fall for it. She's like, oh, he says he wrote me a song. But very nice. Why probably says that to everybody and changes the words. That's me honest. So that guy starts like playing some jazz guitar. He looked actually a lot like Lea Black's Psychic dude, you know, you know, every him looks like, I think he looks just like Ketan is like an old Asian guy. It's like Kevin took off his yoga wig in his sunglasses for a minute. I didn't, I didn't realize he was Asian. He's like, oh, I love diamonds and hope.

It's like I've heard that song before, darling, whatever. So then Kim and Doreet start to talk. And you know, Doreet is very well aware that Kim's arch enemy is Rina. So suddenly, Doreet is just this sad, cross-fallen lady. And because Kim's like, I'm doing it! And Doreet's like, well, I don't know. I've been better. It's so much happening, Hong Kong. oh just winners. She just oh she just comes at you so hard

I experienced the wrath of the women when I was so far from my family Like oh god Yeah, cuz Jagger really would have stepped in They've done this to me. When I was a father from my family. Don't brag about how Hong Kong is like home for you and then say you're far from your family. I couldn't even speak to the giant pewda. I kept saying, peek and ignored me. So she also knows that the issue, the big fight with Kim and Rina was about husband.

It was Wayne. Kim was like, oh, your husband do your do your trust your husband. And then you see a little tiny flicker of a like go off in Kim's eye. And that's when it's around then I believe maybe I'm jumping head slightly where Doreet says, in classic Doreet fashion, I can't hurt the question if she's projecting whatever she has, whatever issue she has onto other people. I'm like, see, there you do it. Doreet, you're so silly. You know, because if you were to be pressed on that, you'd be, I never said anything about you. Issues with your husband. I'm like, you suggested an employee left and right with all this shit, pantygate, Xanax, this thing.

Classic to read. I don't know whether to like, love it or to be, roll my eyes at it. I love it because to be technical what she said was, she's protracting her own issues on to everyone else. protracted. She needs to find out the angle. That's a degree of the angle. She's projecting.

Protracting her. Lissor Rina's obsessed with pie. You heard it here first. Protractor. I can't help but wonder if Harry Helmann's obsession with pie has to do with Lissenners, cons and obsession with protracting their relationship. Is that why she's always asking for compass? And then she does another total to read thing, because Kimco's, and then she does, Lazarrenners, she's so mean, vicious, and then she's like,

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pk golden goose creppings on my head and now I'm using it to get cheap cso cso.com from a code creppings the ladies are back at the lady table and they're asking about Kim's baby, I guess. And Eric is like, did it come out looking okay? Because those babies can come out looking rough. When I had my baby, there was a baby there without one of those squishy cone head things. I look at Erickas just a total sociopath, you know, like a little dog with a coat on you neck The snip off you know I don't know fuck I don't go fuck about your calm

I'm ridden it's like yeah my first kid had that too because my vagina was so small And even Eden was like, oh, even psyched on a fan of vagina. And that's even too much for me. That's one less crystal you'll be receiving today, Rina. So then we get some fun housewives time where Vanerpont tries to make Rina eat or derse, which she doesn't. She forces Caterpays on them. Yes. tries to make Rene eat or durs, which she doesn't. She forces Catepais on them, yes. Oh, and then she's like,

come see the pony's darling. And Vanner Funkus, Erika, oh, they're making fun of the fact that they've glued like rhinestones onto the hooves of the horse's. Yeah. And she goes, yes, darling, I told you, Erika, they need a glam squad. Maybe you can loan them yours.

And Erika's like, I told you, but glam squad doesn't do animals. Like she takes everything seriously. And Manner focus. Yes they do. By the way, it goes to show you really where the glam squad sits in her life. Because the finale party everyone shows up from the season like kids, caterers, you know, party planners, everyone shows up. And there is not a single like not even Mikey got to come along as Eric has date. I feel like Mike should get to come because I know he's an employee, but he's still, you

know, he's a good car. A lot storyline. Yeah, he should get to come. Everybody else gets to bring their pay for gaze. Yeah, but not not Mikey poor Mikey Poor Mikey, and it was a brighter party for it. He would have been like Yeah, everything So Kim do well, there's also Erica's on the swing and Lee says pushing her Vanderpom.

And she's like, oh, I hope you're wearing your wonder where on the swing. Erica's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So sorry, just a coffee thing. Yeah, a little swing. Sorry, my throat got all raspy after doing that very aggressive bandrope on impersonation on the swing. So I had to Refuel. So Kim, Doree, Kyle and Vanderpump are all talking about Rina and you know, of course, like, oh, not shocked about Rina, you know, is what she is. She could be so aggressive all that stuff. I came back to her brain. Yeah, she's that. I'm going to laugh, man. Night talking about husband, suggesting that Doreet says,

has been a zoonfidelity. And Vanderpump's like, because Rina is talking in another group. Is this the part where she's really close? Yeah, they're, they're no, so what, no, this is the part where Rina's still near the lady table. And, and Kim is just going off on Rina. And then from across the way, when, no, no, this is the part where Rinna's still near the lady table and and Kim is just going off on Rina and then from across the way when it goes Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. I came. How are you? Kim, how are you? And Kim goes, good, how are you? It was like truly one of the fakes moments in Housewives history. Yeah, I'm Vanderpops like, well, you should probably tell you that we're talking about it right now.

I'm talking about you right now. I think we're gonna go. She's like, why? Because I'm hearing stuff. And Kyle's like, I need an escape room. I need an escape room. And Eric goes, I dare you to go, man. I read a, I dare you.

And Rina goes, what so I can get the shit be that I mean? So then, Rina, of course, oh, we forgot to say this part. But Erica is talking some gateds as Erica does. And Rina walks up to talk to her and Erica goes, do you know, whom? And Rina goes, of course I do. I know everyone. I'm a staple.

A staple. A staple. So, yeah, so Rina at first, you know, she goes back to the lady table and I'm like, oh, they're talking about me. And I love Eileen. She's basically channeling Kristen Wigg as Sue, the woman who loves surprise parties because I think it's like, oh, I gotta be great. I hate myself for this.

I have to go to the air. I have to. I have to. Kyle, Kyle. I must always at least, Rina, let's stand up and go to the bathroom. Kyle, come here. Oh, there I did it. What am I doing? I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. Okay, we need to talk about this. I lean. Get a fucking life. Get a storyline. All I lean does is follow everybody else's storylines around and stuff. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. All I need is to follow everybody else's story lines around and so it's all right. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. So, so Vanderpump and Doree go over to Rin and Eileen and it starts off on things that

we can easily get hostile and Rin is like, great. I'm glad you're here. What do you need to say to me to read? What do you need to say? Oh, here we go. We cut to the guys talking. PK is still pink and sweaty. And he's up talking to Maurizio and he's talking way too close.

I think he thinks there in like some close-up shot or something. He's like face to face with Maurizio and he's like, they're speaking laws about me. What? What? They ganged up on her and Renna's going fuck you in the face. Oh, God. Okay. And more is like, uh-huh, uh-huh, agency bro.

Hey bro, where's your agency cap that I gave you in Mexico bro? You know who you should fuck in the face? Agency, we love it. We'll do whatever you need. You know who you should fuck in the face agency. We love it. We'll do whatever you need. You know you should fuck in the face. Healed it in Highland. Am I right? Sick with the agency, okay? Okay, so then back to the ladies. Yeah, to read a prayer to you saying yeah, she's like Rina, it was very mean spirited and hurt for what she did to me in Hong Konger. And Rina just goes, I'm sorry you feel that way.

I was like, ooh, she just gets all cold bitch face. I do love how Rina can pivot like that. Hi, hi. How are you? Rina. I'm sorry you feel that way. Dr. And Dorek goes, well I don't know, Rina, came from Lisa Rina. And Rina goes, oh, I can sorry you feel that way. And Doreet goes, well I don't know, it came from Lisa Rina and Rina goes, oh I can tell you

I can tell you that it's when you were saying I had a Zanax problem, and she's like, who did you understand that from? She's just eating. He's just like, hello, yes? Oh wait, wait, you're throwing me under the bus, but. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no but it goes no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So Doreet has a good point because they flash back to where they flash back to the Hong Kong boat scene or whatever and then we come back and Doreet because how could he have been the first one if he'd had lunch with her and told me on a boat? Like she had some kind of timeline thing that actually worked out and written it was like this in baby if I had a Problem with Xanax. I couldn't carry on with my life. I'd be like She's limping all over the place and Vanderfump goes what I think you're a little paranoid

And you were the one who put Xanax out there at the I was joking and she was joking and she was reacting to your joke. And then Erica is sitting at the table alone with Kim and she goes excuse me, Kim, I gotta go do some stuff. Kim's like, I'll come. It was a very much like a Bruce. It was like Bruce Wayne excusing himself from a party because you Just go like fight some crime see that giant peak vagina fleshed up in the sky it's my cue to go I'm gonna be called Eric L. Girani

My Eric L. Girani now I like I just like to eat in having her her her Protests that no one cared about well actually. I'm sorry, I wasn't a protest. It was what she was saying in the interview. She's like, I'm not a troublemaker. I come from my truth. I'm a poor eatin'. A small city in Arizona.

Yeah, by the way, don't come on the show if you're not gonna be a troublemaker, by the way. Yeah. I've just come from my truth. Oh. So, Lisa. Oh, yeah. So, so Lisa that they're going so now they're like cornering Rina and Saying how she has a pattern of going after people people and and Lisa Vanderpump is like, yes, you do go after people Just like you went after me

And I was like oh And then I was like, oh, shut up. And I like how Rina and I lean both openly boo. Like they just boo Vanderpump when she says stuff like that. And then I lean says, bligerent shit. Every time she, I was actually pretty funny during this. It was very funny because they go, boo. And I lean like, oh, God.

So shut up. It's not about you or something. It's like the only time she breaks and says, obliterant shit is when they're banned her puppet. So funny. She goes, there you go. There you go. Yeah, and I was like, okay, I'm the bad guy, baby. Okay, I got it, baby. And then Kim's in there all the sudden

in her hot pink dress. And she's like, well, yeah, we're gonna go after you. She's gonna have to release the Vanderpump. She's gonna have to Yolanda. She's gone after Brandy. And she's like, oh, it's so easy to say so mean and aggressive and blah, blah, blah, whatever. Like, well, I mean, it's all true, but it's still fun.

I'm like, you're basically again, saying her resume for the show. It's like, this is why she keeps her job. Yeah, exactly, by the way, exactly. And then, when it turns on Vanderpump and she's like, oh, this must feel real good for you, doesn't it, to be at your house hosting a party, singing me on night. Sick at baby. And then Vanderpump, but Vanderbump was like, no.

Um, but basically we wind up again with Doreet, Doreet and Rina coming face to face. And Doreet starts losing it. She's been like, we don't enjoy talking people. We don't pick an eye. Yeah, we're not lucky. And Rina's like, but you know what I'd like to do. I'd like to tell the truth And then they have a then they have a non-issue

Mom like a non-issue off where they each one proclaims who who didn't have an issue with the other one to me It's like I never said I had an issue with you Rina And I was like, well baby. I never had an issue with you baby So you guys what are you say one thing and then say another thing? She's like you do you're all over the place. Lisa. It's like you are a fight. Lisa if I can smell your breath you're too close.

And the keyk lingering on your shoulder. Oh darling. I was wondering why Lisa when it smelled like pickles. I was wondering where that tartis sauce smell came from. Um, and when she said I can feel the heat from her breath, she's like, I could even feel the zanix on my cheek. It's like, oh god, to read. Quit while you're ahead, okay, to read.

Uh, so then, then to read it's like, so then Rina, she steps back. Rina, because the thing goes she goes, wow, wow. Which she clearly got from my lane. I want Rina and I to do that together. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow. So then Rina's like, if you had an issue with me, baby, why didn't you call me? Why didn't you call me? And Doreet's like, this is a real nutter over here. It's a real nutter. She goes, Oh, yeah, you are. What's a nutter? Put you little nutter.

So she's like, they run away. So Rinna knows she's not winning this. So she does the other Rinna thing. When Rinna is in a corner, she goes, Oh, I guess it's all my fault. Look what you did to Erica for four months. Now, when we were asking Rina about this, Rina's a way of remembering it. And she's like, yeah, that part where she got in my face. Well, thank God. And suddenly it turned to it turned to Erica, the sudden. Yeah, that's true. Well, okay. so at the risk of once again being called a hopeless Rina Defender I do actually think it it was a deflection, but I don't think it was an irrelevant deflection because the whole point is that

Doreet God bless her she has this habit of You know in making these little insinuations behind people's backs and and steering the conversation I mean she'd be great on big brother. This is what our survivor. She just she tried she plants these little ideas about people over and over and over again and then But does it lightly enough where she can say I never said that I don't remember it I was a joke whatever, but it's little insinuations and so basically we're not saying look You're like you you're coming at me about the Xanax thing I was a joke, whatever, but it's little insinuations. And so basically, Rinna is saying, look, you're coming at me about the Xanax thing,

just like you were for the past four months, Erica. So I don't, so it was totally the question, but it was saying about Doreet, but where I split off is that Rinna does this all the time too. Rinna starts something, goes crazy, and then she turns it into another fight. And she did it in the Hong Kong fight too, member, because that was was Erica Yell and get I lean. And then she's like, I need to change the subject. What about Dan X, baby?

Well, I do think that, yeah, she, I think when she feels like, uh, and it's not that I think that when she feels cornered, I feel like she just says, like, you know what, fine. If you're going to come for me here, you're doing Coke. Because she could have been, it could have been a thing. You've adjgate. So, you know, I moaned, but of course, we have to go back there because it's a finale. And then we'll go back there for three weeks during the reunion, talking about Erica's badge. But they started in on that again. And then Erica's in. And she's like, now, let me tell you, let me ask you a question,

do I write if something happened like that between us and it was you out by the side would it be easy to warm up to me and she's like, yes, good I was real, I would realize that it was taken up. And she's like, that's not authentic. They have that response to just warm up. You can't read social cues or what? Oh, they read, can't you read social cues. Well, well, it's

funny as right before that, you know, Erica and Teresa are to get into it again. And and one of Erica's problems she says to read is like, you've called me cold. I'm like, but actually the way she said it, we just did I just did the hour version, but the way she really said was you've called me called. And like, so your essentially taking offense to the fact that you've been called cold while actually addressing Doreet very coldly. After talking about how cold you are in your account. But I'm about the best then is Doreet who says, it's like, I never called you hotness.

I said you were frigid and so I couldn't code. America starts laughing. I was like, oh, for much better. And Vanderpump's like, well, I've said that you're cold, you know? I mean, look, when she, when she brought you those niggas, she just wanted to have a joke. And she's like, that was laughing at me. But? But I do think Erica's right there. And it's funny because I've recently been accused, or I guess we both have, of being like all the way up Erica's ass and just being like total gaze for Erica, which is not the case.

I just happen to think in this argument, in this whole situation, I think that Erica's right. I think I actually get what she's saying, which is like, yeah, she wanted to have a laugh. She wanted to put it to bed, but still her way of doing it was to make me like, it's still, it was doing something to embarrass me in front of all the ladies. You know?

So like, I still was the brunt of it, even if she had good intentions, it embarrass me. But of course, she didn't say that it embarrassed her until at the end of all this, but we'll get to that. Yeah. Well, here's my ish. Right. I mean, I'm just sick of hearing it.

It's like it's already, it was already Hong Kong, a million apologies. And the reason I apologize and then Erica goes, wait, that'll remember. That was when I was like, okay, Erica, now I'm not on your side. I'm so hungry. I'm going to home, Kong. Jerry's like, in Hong Kong, I said I'm so sorry. I swear I'm in my life.

Then they show the clip of her just apologizing 20 times. And then they get the Kyle and Kyle's like, oh my God, they're me just contagious. I literally could not believe it when Erica says, I don't remember. I was like, are you crazy bitch? Are you? Oh my God. Now I have to go on team to read another all kind of booing Erica and or you know the Vanderpump to read in Kyle's side and Vanderpump goes, I there I was there and she said it across me. So I heard it and Erica goes don't yell and she goes actually

No, she goes actually I'm defending my friend and you know, I can yell if I want That's like the bitch is because Lisa gets bitchy, but she doesn't get when they start fighting usually she's like She usually doesn't actually snark back to them like that. Yeah, like, well, it's kind of proud of her because she knew she could. You know why she knew she could? Because the moment Erica said, I don't remember the apology. Everyone's like, uh, it happened. Erica started to unravel. That's when Erica, she had lost some significant ground in this fight. And then that's when she started going for the typical low hanging fruit of a fight,

which is don't go. Why are you yelling? You don't know who I am. Although it became a you don't know who you don't know who I am. Sort of battle because then to eat was like you don't know who I am. And then Eric was like, oh, is this what we know you don't know who I am or you don't know who I am. And also Eric. Eric tells us she goes. Well, I'm allowed to have that kneeshiver. What else? Everyone else has. Yeah.

Now I can't have it. And then but then to re starts to lose ground because then she makes some comment about Erica where she goes, well, we've all seen enough as well. Yeah. And like senior vagina. It's like, aha, to reach aha. Well, yeah, it has nothing but to bad. It all comes back to Vag, Erica's Vag every time.

So meanwhile, PK is just circling them like, you know, you know, like you're long drive to be that, that spin off a jaws, but it was a whale. I think it was called Orca. He's like just Orca like slowly going around people. Waiting for his chance. I'm gonna shock everyone. I was not totally anti-PK in this moment I was totally well, I'll tell you why because Erica was

Well, I mean, he's he's the worst but Erica was actually the one who dragged him into it Even though he was lingering he didn't he did not jump. You're right. She pulled him in. But he was walking around them in circles. And she, yeah, but you know what, though, his wife was there. I think that's actually okay. His wife is in a fight. He's gonna, he's gonna stay there to keep an eye on it. Erica pulls him in and starts up with him, which is in, it's within her right. But it, it just means that PK was not trying to the Peter thing of like, hey, I want to get involved.

She pulled him in and he, you know, he's been sitting here listening to this woman fight with his wife. And I actually think, you know, I didn't really agree necessarily with what he said, but I didn't think it was a heinous, you know, moment of trying to start off that way because she said, can I ask you a question? Please, can you say that I tried to seduce you? And he goes, uh, well, that's all the truth. And he's like, he asked me a question.

Let me answer. So we'll do get upset, which is her favorite thing to do, which is also cheap. She moved, cheap moving aside, by the way, people do that. That's an Erica thing. And he's like, well, I see side by the way, people do that. That's an Erica thing. And he's like, well, I see you're going in a pomo off. And she's like, oh, look at mad, PK. And then then is when he goes too far. I mean, my thing is I don't like seeing the men fight with the women.

I just don't. It makes me uncomfortable. And it's a long time rule you don't fight with women. And especially husbands do not get involved in You know as me we would say the bitch's business and I just don't like it I think it's classless and he said you know you always say you're you're not deliberately cold You're not deliberately cold. You're inherently cold, which I'm like okay Well, you've been saving that one up because you know pk has like a little tiny notebook like a standup comic in this front pocket.

That he always can write, you know, terrible put downs in. I have to say it's a great time to contrast this with, you know, maybe candy and Porsche, which is like, you have a sex dungeon, you know, Todd Cheatson, you like, you want to go lesbian for me that a dot, and this one's like, you're cool. You're not, you're not occasionally cold You're always cold The shit I'm cold if you don't like me get live So PK's like it was all for fun, and she's like it wasn't fun for me. It wasn't fun for me

It wasn't fun for me it wasn't fun for me it wasn't fun for me you don't even know me you wouldn't be nice to me you don't even know me which is what your wife was just saying and I made fun of ever saying that but I'll say it now yeah and again he's like when is it over Erica she's like well she's always got something to say and I've been nice to her and he goes you believe that the number of fraud your delusional honey She's like please don't call me honey without that space right now And we're not having to you know what I mean we'll honey joke let's give it like you Let's give it like everyone

Honey, I call everyone honey I'm trying very hard not to call you honey right now. She's like, well, no, you can't help yourself, but try hard, pick up. And he's like, this is what I'm talking about. This is the coldness. And then I lean like, she's not cold. It's my opinion. Well, I don't care.

And that's my opinion of this woman. And then I lean starts the channel. It's a little bit of Ray from New York City, but a more polite one, she's like, you rude. And then, I can imagine Vincent treating a woman like that. So inherently rude and classless. How's that through inherently? Yeah, nice inherent thing.

But so then P.K., so finally, finally like Eric is like, well, we'll tell like people that I was trying to do. So he's like, and P.K. actually, I think was Eric is like well Did you really tell like people that I was trying to do she's like and P.K. Actually, I think was very up front. I think I thought his answer was good He's like I'm in Erica. I might have says a throw away joke But I wasn't actually saying it of course not of course not you know it's ridiculous and she's like well, that's all I need it And then but you know I loved is then to read, cannot, cannot help herself.

She goes, and by the way, the only time it ever came up was when I lean, kept bringing it up. It means like, which is true. I mean, to read brought it up a lot too, to read brought it up to everybody. To read brought away. So did fucking I lean. I mean, I lean that is classic.

I lean to bring up someone else's fight to everybody over and over and over and over. I lean brought up once where she said, by the way, I don't, you know, you, I think she was more hurt by it than you may realize. And I think that was, you know, she probably didn't should not have said it in the sense of like, because all this shit that's happened, but it was not the biggest crime. It was. She did not say it once. Like, I love you so much. No, she said it so many times. She said it at the end. We need to talk about this.

No, I think we know that fight about Eric is the China. Oh, no, no, we're talking about this. I'm not going to wear mud of her. I mean, I remember saying it's a zillion times. But I feel like I only, I mean, maybe I'm getting some Dorititis here, but I seem to only remember I lean really going out of her way to bring it up to to Doreet that time. She only made Doreet.

She only made Doreet come to Malibu to talk on a windy bench or whatever one time, but she brought it up every episode. I mean, for like 10 episodes, it's always I lean kind of stirring that shit, you know, I don't know. I'd have to go back. I don't know. I feel like I don't because it's so stupid. I mean, we'll just go on a memory, a memory call. Let's just be even Steven. Yeah. Well, okay, that's fine. So either way, I like them. PK said something to I lean. I forgot what it was. And I'm just goes, bye. Bye.

You can go. Well, he got mad at him because she's like, no, and Rinna's like, yeah, that's wrong. And he's like, is this what you two do? Just you two sitting over there deciding what's right and what's wrong, which is truly what they do. I mean, that's another thing with P.K. It is.

He's an asshole, but he did have them pegged, because that is what they do. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I actually did not, well, so it's a weird situation, because I actually, I did not really think he was the worst. We've seen him be so obnoxious and so terrible, and this moment I didn't really think he was. I think he was.

He also got beat there. Defending his wife, and what? He also got flat beat down in this conversation. Like nobody was having a bad idea. He couldn't make anything sound intelligent. defending his wife and what he also got flat beat down in this conversation like nobody was having. He couldn't make anything sound intelligent. He was red and sweating and shaking, you know, because it was his first big house on that spot.

I really don't think he got beat. I actually don't think he got beat down. I think he was saying it. I think he was speaking clearly and, and, and, you know, I think, you know, Erica, you know, was coming after him in the beginning and then he based was like, don't come after me. I'm going to defend my wife. And she's like, well, did you say these things? He's like, no, of course not.

She's like, okay, fine. But then Ali's utter disgust with him. I just feel like he walked off like, I'll shake it. Well, yeah, Ali and did take him down. But let's not forget that part, everybody, that PK was the one who started all of this. All of this. Yes. He's also the one that said maybe Rina has trouble because she's on drugs. Like he's

pretty much started all of this shit himself. Right. You're right. You're right. So I guess he deserves to have his his house wise moment. But so then while they're all having their fussiness, then Erica goes over to Doreet. This was a surprising moment because Erica's like, do you realize how I'm bouncing that with me? Do you realize like girl to girl like this is a matter of saying? And she's like, well, I thought, no, I never would have done it. I just have to tell me these things. And Erica's like, I want to be friends. Let's just stop picking that each other. Which I also liked because she made it about both of them. Like, let's both stop. I did like it. It was actually a nice moment. I thought it was a nice moment on

Duret's end as well. And I was a nice moment, Erica. And it's kind of like, well, you know, Erica, this is this was actually the side of you that that Duret has been wanting to see. And if you, I think if you had expressed it in this honest way, I don't think it was up to Erica to have to go out of her way to say to Dureet, like, that was fucked up. But when the opportunity presented itself like at one of those meals, that she should have done,

she's never saying, I'm over, it's fun, I'm over. She should have had this moment here of saying, it was actually really embarrassing for me. Do you understand how it was embarrassing? And then I would have been done. Yeah. Well, it should have been done anyway. I mean, it's been done so many damn times, but they're doing it again. They get through the dance again.

And this time she's like, I really mean it, and they kind of hug her whatever. So they'll be destroyed by the reunion, by the way. Yeah. Any for progress will be killed by Andy Gahn. Of. So they'll be destroyed by the reunion, by the way. Any for progress will be killed by Andy Garn. Of course, we'll be like, hey, let's fight about the vagina again, guys.

And then we'll all grunt. And so now Vanderpump is over with PK and the husbands. She's in Kenis there and she's like, well, it's difficult because if I say anything in defensive to Rita, I get yelled at by Rina, you know? I mean all I can say is I know is for a laugh and PK goes, well I should have said you think I'm interested in shagging you and King goes, no you shouldn't have said that, but you could have invited me to change places with you that day when you had that nice view. Like here it comes again, the sequel. It's like the end of the

little shop of horrors when you think the plan's dead and a little plant comes up at the end. You're like no! I'm about to bump laughing but she's like, can no! Because I'm just a joke, darling. She'll stay don't take it that way. And he goes, why is it defeated man, darling? He's a defeated man. What's a beaver joke? I mean, it'll help a poor defeated man, darling. To be fair, Ken's version, Ken, his joke, you know, I mean, it's still a sort of smarmy, but it felt more like a joke. I'm supposed to peek in to read, which is felt achy.

Yeah, because it's just being an asshole. Like, why would I want to fuck you, sweet cheeks? So all is well that ends well, but nothing really did end well for everyone because the Rina crew gathers again at the lady table and now Eden has something to say. So she's like, I need to have my moment. So she goes up and goes up next to Rina and goes, well, you know, Rina, you're never present for me and like whatever monologue she had planned, Rina just turns, she was like, oh, please.

The moment we went to Vanderpump, my guard went up. I'm done with you. Yeah, she's like, I told you. I told you that. The minute you went to where? It was that. My guard went up and she goes, that's rude. She stand up and start screaming

in her little girl, Ballerina dress. She's like, I'm giving you all my hard energy, you bitch! And you have to say that! Really, because, well, look who finally found her words. It was actually, it actually was pretty savage of Rena. I actually thought it was pretty mean, like really, really mean. But at the same time, I think there's like a sense of eating where everyone's like, hmm,

let's let's just kick her off. She's down. Why not? I've given you everything, everything, and it's not okay for you to treat me the way you do. And Kim is across the yard sitting down talking to people and she stands and starts like standing on her tippy toes, like she's trying to see a parade bass. So that won't happen. No, there's someone hitting randoms. Standing on her tippy toes like she's trying to see a parade bass I'm giving you so much of my time my energy my fucking heart you bitch. I tried to heal you That was that was when you didn't lost me then I took you on a walk on my journey You bitch and Rinna's like I never asked you to baby and she goes Oh, you didn't like with Kim Richards? And she goes, okay, well that one time I did. But then, after that, I didn't ask again.

I just like, when Rinne goes, wow, you are really upset. When people do that, that's that patronizing moment. In a fight, like, maybe we can also consciously try and have a round. You do that was coming. I mean, Eden hasn't yelled. It's like the last five minutes and she's like But you bitch

And then the whole party is staring at them because her she's screeching in the middle of this party and hanky They just show hanky waiting at the bridge, which is holy yes Lisa Vanderbump is like watching her her broken bird alarm is going off But she's she's still not sure. Is she broken or just unstable? I can't tell. And she runs off and storms over the bridge and Evander pump follows her and she's like,

darling, you were supposed to mention Kyle. And then and then Eden's now full on, you know. She was like, why didn't Rina tell me she was done with me? Because I would have chosen you any day! That was a good idea. Well, it's all going to plan. She likes me more than Rina. Yippee!

Yeah. Don't let Hanky hit you on the way out. Don't let the Quacker snap your cancule on the way out darling. Oh, so that was so fucking funny and she leaves. And the Erica comes out and she's like, Hey, listen, I gotta go, but I just want to tell you, please take care of yourself. And Vanderpump's like, yes, you're lovely, you don't need to be loved by everyone.

And Erica goes, look at me, I'm cold and frigid. It's like way to get over it. Yeah. Well, I mean, I love how she tells us in the interview, as you mentioned, she's like, well, I'm cold. You don't like it? Get in line. You can't act like you own it and, he's like, oh, I'm cold. You don't like it? Get in line.

You can't act like you own it and then get some out of people who call you cold. Yeah. And then the first second, she gets a chance to say, OK, goodbye. Oh, cold. And that was pretty much the end. Yeah, I mean, the updates at the end were really nothing.

There was nothing. We learned nothing from them. So now we just have the reunions to get through. They should be interesting. Yeah, I mean the updates at the end were really nothing there was nothing we learned nothing from them. So Now we just have the reunions to get through. They should be interesting. Although we do get Kyle's storyline for next season She's getting her house re done by Faye. Oh Or she's getting it redone, but you know it's gonna be by Faye. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be Faye. Yeah And that was pretty much it overall pretty fun season. And we will have a month of reunions left.

Yeah, a lot of, we have a lot of reunions on Bravo over the next three weeks. Yes. So welcome to reunion fall or spring season, darling. Reunions are kind of tricky for us, I feel like. I feel like their heart is not an narrative floater Then it's just like and then they said this and they said that But it should be fun. There should be some good shit that comes out of all these reans. I'd look forward to seeing how they're gonna spin

Of a China fight out of this again So um now that we've we're done with Beverly Hills. Why don't we go over to our little listener spotlight? You want to do some little listener spotlight? Sure, bam. So this week's listener spotlight is Jess Dang. Jess is great because she's a board gamer, much like I am. And she will often tweet at me things like, I wish you were on the side of the country because we could play board games together. And I always say, at least in my mind, I know. So here's what Jess says. Hi, Ronnie and Ben. My name is Jess.

And I live in the suburbs of Boston with my husband and my seven-month-old baby. I am in Avid, watch what crap ends listener, but a newer listener. But I've been addicted for over a year now and listen to every single episode. I own a pet sitting business and so am in my car a lot. And listening to you guys helps the time go by and helps the time in my car go by a lot easier since I get to laugh the whole time I'm in the car. I discovered watchware crap bins because my husband was just addicted to

Reddit and on there all the time and I could not understand what the appeal was or what he was doing on there. And so he told me to go on Reddit and just search for something that interests me and read about it. So I went on the Bravo Real Housewives threads and they kept mentioning, watch what crap ends. And at first I thought they were just making fun of Andy Cohen and watch what happens. And then I figured out that it was a podcast.

So I checked you guys out. Love you, Reddit. And I've been listening ever since then, and I have not really been on Reddit again, because who needs Reddit when I can just listen to you guys instead. I pretty much watch everything on Bravo, including the scripted shows. So listening to you guys really makes me feel good because it's almost like I have someone to discuss the shows with, even though it's a one-sided discussion. But I just love being able to watch it and then listen to you guys.

The other thing that I love about you guys is that Ben is really into board games. My husband will listen to the podcast as well if it's on when he's around and he always gets so excited when Ben mentions board games in the bonus episode or on the podcast. when Ben mentions board games in the bonus episode or on the podcast. Has been my own over 50 board games and we're just avid board gamers and so that was really fun to to hear that Ben was into that too. Anyway, I think my two minutes is up, but keep up the good work and I love you guys and thanks for doing the listener spotlight. Oh, that's awesome. Love that Jess. I used to be a dog walker. And that's how I really got into listening to talk radio and stuff like that too.

I was a dog walker and lung beach when I was 20 years old, like 21 years old. And I would drag these dogs around in a van and listen to talk radio all day long. So Jess is like the perfect union of our interests. Talk radio and board games. Yep. Speaking of board games, I would love to play one right now, but I won't be because I'm here alone. So everyone, if you want a card game being...

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