Watch What Crappens - #430 RHOA & RHOP: Going Chateau to Toe

Episode Date: April 10, 2017

"Real Housewives of Atlanta" wrapped up its latest season with a vicious fight centered around... basement insecurity? Something like that. The point is that we got to see two highly antici...pated things: the unveiling of Chateau Sheree and the return of Kim Biermann. Naturally, fighting ensued. Later, on "Real Housewives of Potomac," a high tea aims to patch things up between Gizelle and Charisse, but instead it just puts Robin on the hot seat. Also, we get a new cast member and the return of Katie! Super fun times! 00:00:00 - Intro / Real Housewives of Atlanta 00:56:56 - Real Housewives of Potomac See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:26 is the wonderful, the lovely, perhaps slightly hungover. Ronnie Caram from TrashTalkTV.com and the Rose Pricks Bachelor podcast and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills audiobooks. What's up Ronnie? Oh, man. How are you?
Starting point is 00:01:41 Now you only got to say, TrashTalkTV and Rose pricks because the the audio books are over For the season. Okay. All right. Well, they can still be done people can listen to archives, right? Yeah, and I'm not hungover Believe it or not because I slept all day. We're doing this at night. This is a nighttime podcast so watch out because you know how that can get Yeah, but I slept all damn day to day. It's a nighttime transcontinental podcast because I'm back in New York for Passover. So I spent all day traveling. I was flying across the country and then landed in JFK, got myself some panda Express, which I don't normally do, and I've been thirsty ever since.
Starting point is 00:02:27 I've been drinking glass after glass of water. I was spending for a real housewives of Atlanta episode to be that thirsty. Yeah, pretty much. And then I got back to my parents' place and immediately watched Atlanta Potomac and I'm immediately got on this with you. And now we are pod-hicings. That way I can enjoy my Pesach tomorrow. Mm-hmm. And wow, wow, do we have a lot of territory to cover in this? We sure do.
Starting point is 00:02:56 Just a couple little house cleaning. Please, I love this. I'm so dirty right now. I'm just saying house cleaning a lot to make myself feel better. Yeah. A couple little things. Okay. One. This week's bonus episode is all about us going to the star magazine party with our friend
Starting point is 00:03:12 Katie Kazzurla and meeting a bunch of Bravo people and laughing our asses off. We had a great time. So if you want to hear all about that, that's in the bonus. We have. Check it out. Yeah, we have details on our interactions with Lala, Sheena, Kristen, Shervin, Abily Miller, Kim Richards. It's an hour of us talking about Joanna Krupa, an hour of us talking about the entire Star magazine thing, which you may have seen on our Instagram and Twitter. Yeah, so go check that out. The next thing in the last thing, so don't worry, it's not a whole list. I may have a thing too after your don't. Okay, well, my last thing is we do not cover sweet home Oklahoma on this show, but one of our listeners and she's a really good
Starting point is 00:03:57 recap of her trash talk TV cat, cat lock on trash talk TV has started a sweet home Oklahoma podcast. And it is called the low rent podcast. And they do a section called sweet Oklahoma records. And you can find them on, oh, it's called Oklahoma records. Yeah. So it's the low rent podcast. You can find them on Twitter at low rent podcast. Check it out if you want to hear some coverage. Oh, sweet home Oklahoma.
Starting point is 00:04:24 I really do like sweet home Oklahoma I didn't get to see it last week yet because we were really busy But I've dreamed about it twice now and it's very strange how pumps has gotten into my brain space The other thing I want to mention I mentioned in the bonus episode We forgot to do crap on this mailbag last week because we just were excited by Southern Charm and everything. So I just want to say to our Patreon backers, we have not forgotten you,
Starting point is 00:04:52 we will get to the, there's still a bunch of questions on the March mailbag. So we're gonna get to those later this week, not today, but keep the faith, keep the faith y'all. And then there was something there was something else But I've forgotten so just know oh, I know what else a big piece of house cleaning a huge It's this is like you've just discovered a Dead rat under the chair that needs to be cleaned up We're doing a live show. It's official and we have an official date
Starting point is 00:05:23 I'm the official time have said this in January, but we didn't really get our shit together. But now it's a fish. It's soups of fish. We are doing a live show at the improv on Tuesday, May 9th at 10 p.m. It'll be Ronnie. It'll be it'll be Ronnie it'll be me then and Michelle Collins so it's gonna be fun so excited we're just gonna talk shit about Bravo it's I think it we're just gonna sit there just like talk shit it's gonna be in what's called the lab which is a smaller space so I don't know how many people it actually can...
Starting point is 00:06:05 Yeah, did you say it, the Hollywood improv? Hollywood improv on Melrose. So get excited, gird your loins, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, and calm. We have so much fun at those live shows, and then we all hang out and drink after. Yeah, so please come, you will love, you will love it. We all can meet each other and laugh and laugh.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Yeah, it's fun, especially by the way, if for nothing else, Michelle Collins is like the funniest person you will ever meet. I'm not, it is hysterical. It's like having a night off because I know I can just sit back and listen to that bitch talk. She is.
Starting point is 00:06:38 I'll just say a few things here and there, you know, and support just sit back and laugh because she is hilarious and she's a motor mouth. Yeah, in the best way. She's great. Yeah, the best way. Yeah, yeah. So, yay. So now let's get on to real housewives of Atlanta. Atlanta. All right. So this is the season finale and I like that the season finale opened with candy. She's with a little Ace and she's like, Say now. Somebody needs a nap. Somebody needs a lay down.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Really? Not you, Ace. See? Aaaaah! Ooh! Somebody needs a... And then it shows Todd Gawning. It's like it works on her kind of little husband,
Starting point is 00:07:20 but the baby stays awake. He's like, I think I am tired. Rock-a-bye, baby. Rock-a- like, I think I am tired. Rock my baby. Rock up my tady. But don't. Don't go over tell the Fadress house, who's playing his playing little card game with grandma. And he's like, you want to play Neemie? I was like, oh, you let your grandchild call the grandmother Neemie. What is wrong with you? Seriously, that's a problem.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Does that. But truly, the show began with Shirei, planning her housewarming for Shatto Shirei. She's got the party planner, and she's coming out with signature drinks. One's gonna be called, I think Shatto, or maybe he's called something else, but I think he's called it, or Lushatto. Another one's called Neverland, and then I forgot the third one was be called, I think, Chateau, or maybe he's called something else, but I think he's called, or Lushatau. Another one's called Neverland, and then I forgot the third one was, but, you know, we got a hard one.
Starting point is 00:08:10 I didn't get it, because she said it so fast. She was like, bam, I got bass board. Ruh, all right, yeah. Three, three senior drinks. Chateau, Neverland, and, Ruh, Ruh, Ruh, Ruh, Ruh. Chateau, she got it. Chateau, she got it. I got bass board, long, long, long, nice tea. and Ruh Ruh Ruh Sato Shikante
Starting point is 00:08:26 I got this for the long and I see it's like that's a really long name sure You got this you apply this and the special pink trick called Because some other pigeons in again So the planners like tell me your vision. And she's like, well, I'm okay. I'm gonna lie. I'm gonna helicopter. I'm gonna pull it.
Starting point is 00:08:50 I'm gonna opera sing it. For sure people hanging upside down. And then they showed a clip, a flashback clip of her being told, now you need to check yourself. She goes, who gonna check me, boo? I always forget how hilarious that was with that queen screaming and yelling his guts off at her. Like, yeah, you think you are bitch. Oh, he gets so mad. He goes, oh, turns away. I think that actually happened later on when she found out that her refrigerator
Starting point is 00:09:16 wouldn't be coming in. But either way, that was the moment that that I feel like Shirey, the ties turned for Shiret because season one, she was the worst. She was the worst. And then season two opened with that fight, and he was like, well, you gotta love this woman now. That was one of the most amazing fights in House of History. And also just seeing her kids sleeping on the air mattress. Like, okay, you know, you got to be nice to Shirei. So then we go over to a restaurant called the Orient Express,
Starting point is 00:09:47 where Candy has taken Raaall to dinner. And, you know, Riley, we can tell, doesn't want to be there, because she's practically pulled her little Mickey Mouse nit cap over her face. Like, she's like, she- I'm just going to kidnap myself now. Yeah, she is just hiding her face. Like like she got a meat block at a sushi place Like the whole setup just sounds horrifying. Yeah, and Candy's trying to put it nice spin on she's like No, right at least we're going to your favorite restaurant
Starting point is 00:10:16 And she's like you ruined it for me You ruined the Orient Express. It's like there's been a murder of the Orient Express. I don't even want to see an Oriental rug. So Candie's like talking. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, no, you have to drop. And she's telling her, no, no one word answers. Okay, you have to like actually make an effort and Riley goes, but I use three words. Riley's argument.
Starting point is 00:10:55 It's like they're not one word. They are, I make a sentence. How do I bear you? So block comes in as if he's, you know, like no big deal. He's like, hey, what's going on, everyone? Hey, hey, Rally, how are you doing? I know I don't sound anything like him. I don't know what boys I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Do it like some weird job. No one, no one understood because he walked in. He's like, so would it. They put subtitles every time he had a line. They put subtitles under it. And Rally just was like not answering and He goes and the subtitles say hello. How are you? So it was like super awkward and candy's like
Starting point is 00:11:39 It's talking to you and I was like Hi, and then I left in the middle of this super awkward moment this like this waiter comes by is like Oh, just may I take your order now? He just like terrified Yeah, so they both ordered and then it goes to block and he's like oh, I've wings Only in Atlantic can you get wings at the sushi place? So then of course he really just said oh wrong They're like I'll have wings in the subtitles. And then he goes, Candy's like, well, now he is what Riley is thinking. And he goes, I don't need no translate a boo.
Starting point is 00:12:14 And I'm like, they literally subtitled that. I think you do. So, um, so then, uh, they tell a block that that Riley did a, it's done a new song. I forget what Riley's song is called again, but it's like you weren't there. Like he's a bad dad. Like he's a bad dad. Yeah. Don't you want to hear it?
Starting point is 00:12:37 They pull it up on the phone and he's like, whoa, okay, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, because although the subtitle said, okay, okay. That's too much anger to me. Yeah. Because all the lyrics were like, you were in there for me. You weren't there. You weren't.
Starting point is 00:12:51 You didn't show up when you said you would. You don't call anymore. You don't sign my birth certificate. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You ordered wings. I wish you would have ordered me. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Good luck. Good whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa this to me mom. I'm like, whoa, Riley, now she talks. Yeah, she's like the little girl on hope floats when her dad's leaving. And she's like, no. And you're kind of crying while you watch the car drive
Starting point is 00:13:34 away. But it's just candy pooping, you know, she basically was, she basically was, this scene was essentially the opening number at Fun Home. Daddy, daddy, listen to me. Speak to me. Come here, daddy, daddy, daddy. But the main character doesn't have the grace. So Riley is just like, I'll stare at my phone then. So it blocks up like, blocks like, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it says, what's up? Talk to me. And she just kind of scratches her head through her Mickey Mouse hat. And he's like, what, what, what, what, what, what you know about me? And she's like, well, what is there to know? And he goes, well, I'm just bro, ho, bada, bada, which means I'm just trying to see where I lost you at. A lot
Starting point is 00:14:19 of people think I haven't been around. You think I ain't been there for you? And then she laughs, she's like, but you haven't. And he's like, I've been there for you this whole time. I was in the hospital when you were born. Everile is like, what? But you didn't sign the birth certificate. He's like, well, but I was there. And then he's, I've always been there for you
Starting point is 00:14:42 because I was there for five minutes when you're mumbling into labor. What a piece of shit. And then he's, and've always been there for you because I was there for five minutes when your mom went into labor. What a piece of shit. And then he's and then blocks are sublime candy and saying that like he's like, he's like, you know, I got a lot of kids I would sell them to call their mother and I mean candy. They start just full on fighting, but candy is keeping it together She's it's so incredulous for her that she can't help but just but laugh but they're just like yeah because he's saying she brainwashed you Yeah, so like I was there the whole time you just don't remember because she like what what is she MK ultra? Like what it what happened to her? Yeah, all her memories were just gone of you being there Shut the fuck up. You're only there now because there's camera there and because there's some free fucking wings
Starting point is 00:15:19 Well Riley was the one who put the kibosh in everything she's like, I'm the child and you're the adult. You're obviously brainwashed if you think you were around. I was like, ooh, Riley, there you go. Yeah, and he goes, well, she's brain I hope you'll hop a pen in a paper, or maybe you could like, sirese it or ball the dash, like make it out of clay, whatever the fuck you're trying to say.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Well, get out of here. Yeah, he was, he, that was ridiculous. I mean, the lack of contrition, that's what, that's what really bothered me, the lack of contrition, that he made it all about him. Like, no, I've been here for you. You just don't realize
Starting point is 00:16:01 or your mom hasn't this and that. It's like, that's not the issue. The issue is you should be, say, you should be, you just don't realize or your mom hasn't this and that. It's like, that's not the issue. The issue is you should be saying, you should be, you know, there's, if you were really there for her, you would have been showing up for X, Y, and Z. You know, there's, it's not, like she ordered wings to the sushi place block.
Starting point is 00:16:17 That's my issue. That's my issue. And then that shell. Just give that a, don't give the material that you could, that they, that don't let, if you don't want to be accused of, if you don't want this brainwashing thing, this accusation, you know, that like you've been trying to reach out by your mom, mom wouldn't let it. That's bullshit.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Like you could do active things where that, that shit won't, won't stick. I don't know what I'm saying. But the point is, and I can guarantee you he did not pay for those wings. Yeah. So then we go, she definitely did not. So then we go to Fadra, attorney Fadra parks. Oh, here's a good, we should maybe pause this moment in the recap and talk about the fact that Fadra was fired.
Starting point is 00:17:00 She was fired with a pH. Now, I don't know whether or not I believe all this stuff because it's always a lie. The first, the first article was, it's Cynthia was fired. And now they're like, okay, well, that wasn't true. Fadre was fired. And also the producer Carlos King was his name. Carlos King is fired because apparently, the reunion, all this stuff comes out where Fadre accuses the producers of telling her about the sex dungeon and blah, blah, blah. I mean, the reunion is going to be fucking nuts. Yeah. So we'll find out. I'm not sure if that's true, but Fadra did take RH away off of her Twitter's. And the last person to do that sort of move was Heather DeBro who also yes, but let's not forget that didn't I believe
Starting point is 00:17:40 that Tamera one point did that too. Because it was rumored that she got fired because she was, because of that child porn thing, like she sent Vicki's tits some 15 year old or something. The FBI probe that she ran away out of Southern because that's stupid tits. Never know. Every housewife we've met has told us, you don't really know until two weeks before.
Starting point is 00:18:03 So they always say that this article and this is a pretty trustworthy source. It's not like it's not a trustworthy source. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They do a good job over there. But the house was we've met. I'll tell us that they find out right before. So this article was saying that two weeks after the reunion is shot, they all get their letters to return, but it's never finalized until the very end. So we'll see, we'll see. We will see. So we're with Fadra, and she's with Johnny, the disgruntled candy factory employee, ex-employee, and then this attorney Oscar. And again, Fadra, this is now our third time seeing visiting this storyline with Johnny and Fadre.
Starting point is 00:18:49 On the first episode with the two of them, he came and was like, I want to sue Candy, and she's like, well, I'm going to pass you along because I don't want to get involved. Because Candy and I, we're in a weird place't want this just seems like it'll be messy. So it looked like she was just passing them along to another lawyer and then we had another scene another episode where she goes with Johnny to the other lawyers like hmm you're still a little bit too involved in this situation now you're a little start to look shady and she's like and again she's like well this has nothing to do with me I just want to make sure that this young man has the council that he needs. And now we have this episode. We're now he's meeting again with Oscar and Fadre is there again.
Starting point is 00:19:30 I'm like, you know what? You're a super shady Fadre and she's like, again, she goes, now this has nothing to do with me. I'm just being there just to be there. Like no Fadre. Yeah. She says, if this paperwork has substance, that's nothing to do with me.
Starting point is 00:19:45 The law is very black and white. Mike, that's interesting that you're saying that because you're in a heap of shit yourself, lady. Yeah, seriously. So Oscar, who seems like so much more legitimate, Oscar and the woman who he was with, the other attorney he was with, they seem like so much like whenever I see Fadre, I never believe that she's a lawyer. It's always shocking to me that I always feel like, you know, when someone comes in for help, she like pulls out like a pad. I feel like she's doodling or something. I never believed in her intern that she like picked that up from a high school. She just never seems to speak with real authority in that area, believe it, you know. But, you know, the kind of lawyer, she's like a back of the bus lawyer, you know,
Starting point is 00:20:30 she's an accidentase type lawyer. Like she will take her cash in a bag in a parking lot on camera from a weed dealer. That's the kind of lawyer she is, you know. Yeah, so, but, but, but, but, we need in this world. We need that. Yes. But Oscar and, and his associate, they seem like significantly more legitimate as lawyers. So they were, first days, they tell Johnny that they've reviewed all the stuff and they're not going to represent him on this certain charge. And the music literally goes like this. Because there might be an issue with specificity and then they just showed Tommy's face like
Starting point is 00:21:06 Blink blink blink blink like what the fuck is that? Who is specificity and how do we get her to testify? Well, I watch you specificity that white bitch with that long curly hair. It's like no, that's Felicity Johnny. And you can't see her. Okay, there's a long time ago. He's like, well all I know is that some guy got run over by a bus on with her. So he goes, the good news is we have decided to represent you in your wage claim.
Starting point is 00:21:37 This is Lisa, your co-cancel. She'll be trying the case. I'm going to hand you off to someone who is much, much, much lower than me. I am my firm who can deal with this bullshit. She's like, we shall be completing the investigation, filling out paperwork, filing a complaint, and then the battle begins, but I have a follow up question. He's like looking behind him, like, who following me? This john, Johnny is dumb as a fucking brick. And I cannot believe Fadera even has the nerve to do this. Yes. But so the follow question, she's like, were you employed by candy coated nights at the time of the wedding? And he's like, yes.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Oh my God. And then, but then they, they're the council is saying, you know, if you were doing these hours and you know, yada yada yada, you know, the federal requirement is $7 minimum wage. Yada, this is all this talk about what you should be making per hour, like $7, at least $7 and if not, you're in violation of a federal law, blah, blah, blah, labor law, labor law. And dangerous life. Well, I did the calculations and I've decided that it was about two dollars an hour ago. I'm like, okay, wait a
Starting point is 00:22:51 Not be involved, Pedro. It's not about me. It's not about me. Well, then you shouldn't have been doing any sort of sketchy calculations As you call them and two dollars an hour. I mean come on. This is not five all working in the sweatshop here It was this is Johnny working as an assistant. I mean, I'm there's so much bullshit all over this. Also, Johnny so stupid that he doesn't understand how he's diluting his case. Cause he said she asked me to plan the wedding and it wasn't just a wedding. It was a production. I got animals, I audition actors that I worked 16 hour days.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Sometimes longer. Okay, well, if it's a non-union production, there really aren't rules for that by law. So you're even taking yourself out of the minimum wage fight by saying that you fucking idiot. And I wonder, imagine if he was on salary all this time, then it's like, but he probably wasn't. So anyway, he was salary.
Starting point is 00:23:43 That's what he's saying. Can you get over time with a salary? No, he's not going to win this case. His case is ridiculous. I thought I thought like over time is only when you're pit. Yeah, like salary. They, yeah, it's salary. Like they agreed to pay him a certain amount. And he's saying that with the hours that he worked, he should have been paid more. But they're rolling their eyes at him because he agreed to work for a certain amount. Whatever. Boy, bye. So,
Starting point is 00:24:07 so then we go back over to Chateau Shirei and Shirei's pillows and table haven't arrived and even worse, there's no fridge, no stove, and Shirei is left asking the most existential question of all time. Where are my plants? Where are my plans? And then even deeper. How motherfucka supposed to eat and drink without a fridge? Apparently the wrong appliances showed up. They were not stainless steel. So Shreya has. She's trying so hard to pull off this flawless party. For those dishwashers, I pay the I pay that extra for those dishwashers. She's like, I pay that extra for those panels for those dishwashers.
Starting point is 00:24:48 And then yeah, that's when they showed the clip of who can check me boo. And him just screaming and yelling right in her face, that party planner. How about these people like wait a hot second before they have their housewarming? Just like wait until it's done and just give it a few weeks to live in. Okay, it doesn't have to be, the paint doesn't have to still be drawn when you have it. I mean, I understand it's a production schedule, but still it's ridiculous. I mean, she's done this every year. It's going to be done in a month, but I like that she takes care of the important thing. She's like, did you see the light that says, Shetou Shere? It It's like you're not paying your contractors.
Starting point is 00:25:26 You're probably gonna lose that house already and you're buying lights that say, Shoto Shirei for the front. It's like priorities. Sure. So, meanwhile, we have a perfectly nice scene of Porsche and her sister Lauren visiting their dad's grave. And you know, sisters, sisters, loving sisters,
Starting point is 00:25:43 we have a great relationship, sister, sister um nothing really it was like it was like nice it was like almost sad I made me think I was like yay I was like yay they're dad dad I can smoke a cigarette yeah I ran shit down about this yes so then we go then we go to candy and Carmen um candy is like, say, now, and Don Juan calls up. And I'm excited about this, masquerade, wow, some ladies and this group should be used to exhibit masks every day.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Say, now, masquerades, is, I'm gonna take a U.A.s with a feather. I co-wrote the song, masquerade from Fennelville, the opera, oh,
Starting point is 00:26:24 say, now, fandom of the opera This is Say now the phantom of the opera You're mad you got shed a little you got shed a little boy So candy burrs playing every role in the fan of the author a Mother's a mother's love of the opera see now chandeliers I'm so glad to love
Starting point is 00:27:03 What was in with the girl and that was a Christine? Christine. See? Now, sin. Sixth of a year. Oh, you're sick of. Bum-ah.
Starting point is 00:27:13 No. Music of the, all right. You see, it wasn't a six-engine. It was just a fandom house. Yeah. Good. So Don Juan calls her and he's like, well, my phone is blowing it. And I just like that Don Juan, even when they don't show him, he's just on the phone,
Starting point is 00:27:32 you can see his face. His, you can see one eyebrow raised all the way. He's like, my phone is blowing up an ex person that used to work with us. Five loss. He's saying, we owe him over time. I'm like, he's an ex person. I'd love you. Even his misbeaks are hilarious.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Well, to be fair, Don Juan is a cartoon cat. So to him, an ex person is someone who has transitioned into cartoon. I mean, we've all seen Roger Rabbit. We saw what happened with the judge there. So, so yeah, he basically, so he goes, oh, him. But I love is that everyone just laughed. So yeah, he basically so he goes oh him But I love is that everyone just laughed like Johnny says what and everyone's laughing And can you like he ought to be ashamed of himself? Yeah, and then Todd comes in with the logic. He goes yeah, member babe. Remember what Tyler Perry told you like
Starting point is 00:28:22 Oh, you're bringing Tyler Perry into this isn't Tyler Perry known for not paying his people The wrong example to be bringing up right now Todd so But I love though ultimately kin is like Wow, whatever. I'm just sending send a lawyer. She like doesn't even care She's like not even bothered like oh my god. She's like okay, whatever Just yeah, I'll have a lawyer deal with this bullshit. But then of course, they've heard for the word on the street, whose name is Mama Joyce. Mama Joyce Street has heard that or Carlos King Street or whatever has heard that he's been talking to Fadre and Carmen. I love Carmen
Starting point is 00:29:01 just kind of laughing at everything. She's like, that is just low. I hope she ain't do that. Yeah. Well, she's like, I don't, she has all my binoculars around. See? No. Well, so yeah, she basically saying, Fadre is a puppet master to all these different people,
Starting point is 00:29:19 which, you know, I mean, Fadre is shady. She is really, really shady. Yeah, this is a super shitty move of Fadre. And I love Fadre. I mean, Fadre. She is really, really shady. This is a super shitty move of Pedro. And I love Pedro. I mean, Pedro has done a lot of wrong on this show, but she has made me laugh so many fucking times that I just like her, even though in situations like this, it's like, oh, God, there's no even,
Starting point is 00:29:38 there's no arguing for you, Pedro. This shit is just bad, bad, bad. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like she's crossing a line of just being too shady I'm almost like, you know what you're just like a real piece of worksheet of fadre You know, it's funny when you and when you and Porsche are fricking fracking all but It's it's getting bad. It's like it's really nasty. I think what she does. It's getting ugly So speaking of over her house, Do I come over? Oh,
Starting point is 00:30:07 He's like, well hello. Do I love this dress? I love this dress. This dress, honey. What have you been up to? Oh, you excited He's like he's basically Karen Hubert. Yeah, he's like am I too late to be on this season? Did I make it in time for the season? She's like, oh yeah, you made it. More or less. And Pedro, of course, always using a mouthpiece for her own shade. She's like, well, I'm excited for Sheree because she's worked so hard on this house. And he's like, what has it been seven years? Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.
Starting point is 00:30:50 I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What deserve session with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her
Starting point is 00:31:15 laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up any time soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder yeah. It's white, stupid white.
Starting point is 00:31:46 You know, so we, so people started showing up at the, at this Shatto Shiree party and we were seeing more and more of what the house looks like and I don't know, it just kind of looked to me like everyone else's house on the show, which was super tall ceilings. And if anything, the living room looked kind of small. It didn't look, you know, it looked for as tall as the ceilings were. The living room looked kind of squished. If it was that just me, it doesn't seem like a- I thought it was, I mean, I thought it was a super pretty all, you know,
Starting point is 00:32:14 all white and bubble and the shadow lewers very pretty. I mean, I thought it was a pretty house. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty- I mean, it didn't have nails coming out the floor, so that's true. I think I actually like more matter more. But, um, uh, either way, people are showing up. I like how hot Todd showed up. This is like a masquerade ball. And he's wearing like jeans and like, uh, like a fleece, like a fleece L. Bean thing or whatever. And he just puts on like a little mask over his eyes. I was like, good effort. Hot Todd.
Starting point is 00:32:42 He just puts on like a little mask over his eyes. I was like, good effort hot Todd. And Portia says something to him like, he said something like he's nervous or something. And she's like, there's no pressure. And the right then they walk in and stare up at the O ring chandelier. I'm like, that looks way too much like birth control. Right. When Portia's telling him no pressure. So everybody starts to arrive.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Samee is there.. Shami is there. Cynthia and Mal are there. Cynthia is like, I can't wait to see the kitchen island. I can sit and talk around. Do you want to mind if I just find this kitchen island and put my elbows on it and talk sadly about something? Anyone? And of course, Cynthia gives ads what she usually adds to a scene.
Starting point is 00:33:24 She's like, Lord, child, after all these years, I'm standing aside, she had to show Ray Child. Someone on our Facebook pointed out that she says, child, like some people say, like, it's every other word with her child. And now that's all I can see is that she's doing that. She does do that a lot. So we get to meet Sheree's mom, I guess have we met her before? Yeah, I don't we met her before we
Starting point is 00:33:45 have? I don't remember meeting her. Yeah, but she's she's like, mama, you look like Rachel. And she's like, I'm proud of you, my love. You so loving. I love her. She's so sweet. She was. Sheree shows up and they're dancing with the star's dress. I mean, really, Sheree really is doing some creative visualization in her life. You guys, stars? Yeah. Listen, she, I think she's ineligible for dancing with the stars since she already So Ray really is doing some creative visualization in her life. You guys stars? You guys are. Listen, I think she's ineligible for Dancing with the Stars since she already was on that Atlanta ballroom competition that birthed, you know, Kim and Kroy. Kim later went on to Dancing with the Stars and had a suspicious stroke.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Oh, yeah, I forgot about her suspicious stroke. Yeah, it's weird. Um, so Todd and Candy come. Now, um, before this we had a scene where Todd, Candy's nervous because of all this shit that's going down with Apollo's girlfriend showing up to the thing and she's like, She mean everyone's, she's like, everyone's gonna think that was me. And she's like, there's nothing to do with you babe. This mean Apollo's relationship. Todd, Todd, nothing to do with you babe. That's me and Apollo's relationship. Todd Todd, little fucking shitster.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Yeah. And I love that you showed up here wearing a glitter shirt like a little girl's glitter shirt. You fucking deserve it. I wanted someone to yell at Todd so bad because as shady as Fadre is, that was shitty. And that was all Todd. And that was it. That was Todd and Peter and made candy look really bad.
Starting point is 00:35:07 And I believe that candy was innocent in that. But when she sits there and even when she apologizes, it's like, yeah, and you are the better. I mean, look, I think everyone who watches the show would agree that candies are the bigger person, but Todd's not. And you're married to it. So I need some better friends. Peter and Apollo are not the friends you want to be keeping. You know, you are the company you keep. I actually really believe that. And if the company you keep is a convict in federal prison and Peter, then you know, you need to fix your company. A future convict in federal prison. The proprietor of Peter's prove, then you need to really reconsider things. Todd. Well, Todd's a PA who fucked his way up to a producer's gig in a restaurant that's
Starting point is 00:35:48 $100,000 in a year late. Yeah. And now there are now there's like financial problems with that restaurant where they have different contractors that are demanding money, climate, they didn't get paid. Well, actually, I saw that, but that was an article from October. So I'm not sure what the deal is with that. Okay. Are you talking about that thing that was posted on Facebook?
Starting point is 00:36:05 Yeah. Yeah, I read that. The headline is October, so I'm not sure what the truth is with that. Yeah, it's going to be fine if they opened up the restaurant. Yeah, you know, whatever, whatever was taught, it's a shady little bitch. And I know that it wasn't candy's doing, but... Mm-hmm. ...must tell your husband.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Yeah. So Cynthia tells Porsche and Shemilla about Shereen showing up at OLG. And we get a good Porsche. What? What? I'm going to try and take him a little clip. So Porsche just do a match hit all season because it was funny. It seems like once in episode she's like,
Starting point is 00:36:44 Who's in there? at all seizing because it was funny. It seems like once in episode she's like, who's in there? Who's in there? Hala, hala, hala, hala. And Cynthia, of course, trying to make it all nice. She's like, well, she just came to extend her congratulations, chat. Congratulations, chat. I'm just like, I'm a little messy. Because it was. But then we got some. Cynthia, I'm so sorry to interrupt you, Ben. I just saw this in my notes. Cynthia does.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Well, why do you think it's shitty, child? They've been together for four years. And Portia's like, wait a minute. If he's been in jail for two years, but they've been together for years. I was like, Oh, no, Common Core has come to Porsche. Yeah. Watch out, world.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Oh, no. So then we got to see, we saw Miss Lawrence. We have not seen on the show in a while. We saw Miss Lawrence for a second. We saw Cairo in a suit, which is always nice. He still looks stone down of his gourd. And I love that when Shiree came down the stairs, it was like five minutes of the strange,
Starting point is 00:37:47 a squealing, grown noises. She was like, in time she was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey I don't know this is just me later night, but that's just how it sounded to me. I thought she makes entrance in evil stepmother dress squeaking like a pig because she comes there. I'm like, what the hell? Someone plugged the leak, you know, and then she's hired like some queen who's wearing a blazer and no shirt under which look no complaints here. He was very cute, but he's just in charge of carrying her train queen who's wearing a blazer and no shirt under. Which looks no complaints here. He was very cute, but he's just in charge of carrying her train because she's wearing
Starting point is 00:38:29 this like dancing with the stars evil stepmother dress. Yes. Oh my God. And I think she had some Twitter people in there, you know, because there were people that you just never seen before and when they did because you didn't bitch. And she's like, yeah, I did do a bitch. Yeah, there was some gay in there who had sculpted his face into a melted gumbee situation.
Starting point is 00:38:51 It was like, I was like, what, I don't know what's happening here. I just read, you know, thank God for our Facebook because people really do educate us. Someone posted a picture of that and said, that's the living doll from botched. I guess it's this guy. Oh, I don't know what we need to think about. I that's the living doll from botched. I guess it's this guy. I don't know if he had a living doll guy.
Starting point is 00:39:06 I thought that the living doll guy died. Oh, is that a different botched person? Maybe that's what happens when you end up in Sheree's house. Like people are just like, oh, they must be dead. You know, I was just watching on the on the plane today. I watched an episode of documentary now. Have you ever seen that? Ha, ha. Well, they had, it's, you know, it's, it's when Fred Armiston and Bill Hader
Starting point is 00:39:25 do parodies of documentaries and they did a parody of Grey Gardens and it went in this weird direction where there were like dead bodies in the basement. And that's what I was imagining right then and there when you said that. I did a parody of Grey Gardens like 10 years ago, but we were, we were Celine Dionzans. years ago, but we were we were Celine Dion fans. So stupid, but still one of my favorite videos I've ever made. So, so, so, Fadre and Candy, like Fadre shows up and and she and Candy are full on cold to each other. There's just, Candy's just like, huh, I see you. I was like, hi, Candy. It's like, ooh, candy goes. Yeah, she goes, yeah, that was just basically chilly. But when Porsche came up to kiss Candy, Candy tells us,
Starting point is 00:40:15 Bitch, why you tried to hug me? We are not cool like that. Give me 50 feet. See? No, straining order. So that is very interesting, because in the in the reunion, there's going to be a lot of talk about a cease and a cease. So I like that she used the language of restraining order. Exactly. So Portia immediately tells Fadra about what she learned about Shureen being at at OLG. And I love that Fadra is like,
Starting point is 00:40:41 I can't believe the Todd and Candy were trying to hurt me at the LLG premiere on my birthday. I was like, okay, relax. Just relax. And then Dwight, he chimes in and he's like, well, desperate people do desperate things. I'm like, you're the most desperate person of all. Do you see yourself?
Starting point is 00:40:59 You're more like a friend. Well, he showed up with Fadre. Yeah, exactly. You just go from one house to one house. So if you even go down to Merrin Demenison, if you need to, you know, do whatever you can to show up with your blazer that has a, I don't know, like Jane Fonda's face on it. I don't know what was going on there. Yeah, what was that? It was like every decade of Jane Fonda. What is with your jacket? Speaking of, speaking of Meridum Medicine, we did get to see Heavenly and Quad and Toya and the woman
Starting point is 00:41:28 from other funders. So there was like a lot of bravo synergy happening at this party. And you know, Miss Lawrence and Dwight were not the only callbacks to season one, Lisa Wu showed up, which meant that we even got a flashback to a classic drinks and dialogue party. Yeah. And Lisa Wu looks great. Yeah, she does.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Jeff's such a perky little bib like her dress was like slit down the middle. I was like, you go Lisa Wu. Yeah, yeah, go. So Saray, of course, is just starting trouble wherever she goes. She goes up to Candy and she's like, oh, thank you, Candy. Now, the bug say, you're insisting soon. Do you? You got to sit and soon. You can't. He's like, well, you know, I pay a lawyer to handle. I mean, it's bogus. We've got two attorneys and sure he goes, oh, no, Cynthia goes. Well, if you got got two attorneys, no, if he's
Starting point is 00:42:19 got two attorneys, he's got two attorneys. I'm sorry I'm messing this all up. That's because well, if he's got two attorneys, then you got 10, I'm like, yeah, because she didn't pay him. Yeah. That's why you saved them. You're making it worse. Yeah. So then the big moment, the big moment arrives, Kim Zolziac and Kroy, they walk, they come into the party. It's Kim's first time back on Atlanta since she left in 2012, which I can't believe it's already been five years. So they come in and Kim just walks right by candy. Doesn't even say hi. I was like, oh, man, I forgot. As she walked, well, candy sitting down, but as she passes, candy looks at her and rolls her eyes and then just starts texting on her phone.
Starting point is 00:43:01 It's like, fuck that, bitch. Well, well, I'm a candy goes, I know this is going to be a mess. Yeah. And Kenya, uh, Kenya comes to you. She starts coming to you. And Kenya's like, well, I knew where to come because I saw the bat symbol outside. So Sheree, of course, welcome's Kim and Kroy and explains that they've been cool. She's like I was in there waiting It's all up no more white fights and then we got to see a flashback to
Starting point is 00:43:31 She was making fun of Kim's wig and trying to pull it off and Kim's like I will kill you bitch Well if it weren't for Sheree then Kim and Kroy never would have met. Yeah, there you go So Kenya is takes candy. She's like, where's the lady's room? Show me candy because I don't know why. Oh, let's go down these stairs. She's telling us, now I can't understand how this is finished. If I saw vendor trucks this morning, which of course you would see vendor trucks
Starting point is 00:44:00 while a party is getting ready. Yeah. So they walked down to the unfinished basement. Right. And Kenya starts squealing. Oh my god. She said her house was more done than mine. This lady's living in a war zone. And even Kenya's like, see?
Starting point is 00:44:15 Yeah. Garnier. Well, you know, the basement done with your house warming. And she's like, yeah. She's like, oh, never mind. Stop acting like you found the jackpot down here. Yeah. I mean, even, yeah, even Kenya's like, yeah, never mind. Stop acting like you found the jackpot down here. Yeah, I mean, yeah, even candy is like, okay, candy. Yeah, like enough.
Starting point is 00:44:30 So I thought it was just gonna be like a funny moment. You know, like look, the bass is not done. But then all of a sudden this woman, late Lailani, Laila, whatever, she comes down. She's like, you gotta get the fuck out of here. Yeah, she helps with them and candy's like well There wasn't anybody stand in there. Yeah, so meanwhile Kim and Kory are getting a tour from charay herself And she's showing them I guess a guest room or I don't know if it's her bedroom or a guest room, but it's this dark green
Starting point is 00:44:58 Yeah, and Kim goes is this green She's like you know green and Craig goes Yeah, I guess I'm colorblind. So I married a gray person. Like she's white. She's white. Croy. Um, so when Lelani finds, uh, finds a candy and, and Kenya downstairs, you know, she yells at them and they come upstairs and then Lelani or whatever, and Lila, whatever, she goes directly into Sheree's into this room that's raising with the Kim and Kroy. And it's like, these bitches were in the basement.
Starting point is 00:45:30 And she was like, what am I basement? And Sheree, damn it. Damn it. You want me to be some, you want me to be some, you want me to be some, huh. So, okay. Uh, Ken is like, I did. And she's like, uh, who does that must have been noisy and messy. And she's like, who does that? Unless they're being Northean messy.
Starting point is 00:45:46 And she starts yelling. She's like, you don't go into a basement at someone's house. She's like, well, you just don't do that. You're in someone's house. I'm like, what, since when did you become the moral authority on basement dwelling? And then you can just like, what leader on can you? I was like, I don't need to take
Starting point is 00:46:05 etiquette advice from you, Octo mom. But I just like that Kim Zolciak, but like she really needed to take a stand about going to Kenya. I love that she hates her so much because Kenya can kind of back down. I mean, people will back down and I mean, uh, people will back down and a fight with Kenya because she just never stops, you know, but that's why I always like Porsche because she just literally dragged her across the floor and Kim looks like she'll do the same thing. I love it. You don't go down into a basement.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Yeah. And he's like, um, I'm sure you've done it, Kim. Okay. Good one, Kenya. So then Kenya is like, well, you made fun of my house, but I guess you stole all the lighting fixtures because they're all the same and sure it goes, well, they must not have been there. When I was there, they must have been there after. And she's like, no, they were there before. And it's like, clearly, this is a case of single back female.
Starting point is 00:47:01 But then they showed pictures of all the lighting fi pictures being exactly the same. And there was like the whole bear. But like Kenya is just like Marlowe. It's like, oh, that's funny. You have a door. You know, I have a door too. You must have gotten some inspiration from me there as well. A basement must have gotten that idea from me.
Starting point is 00:47:21 I would say you were inspired by my refrigerator, but you don't have one And then somewhere in the middle Marlow was just like barking about like Marlow is in the mix here just barking at things I don't know if she just sort of would come in and out. Yeah, Marlow's just like anybody wanting to use my fan And Kim and Kim and Kim and Candy in the middle of this are also having this weird moment where we're Candy basically says, see, now, Kim, I don't want things to be awkward. So I wanna say hi because we're once really close and that's like, I don't want to be awkward.
Starting point is 00:47:54 And Kim's just like, yeah, okay. Yeah, Kim said, I like to have Candy word at it because she's like, I want to say hello. Let's do a walk amongst each other. Okay, and Kim says, well, we shouldn't have drama after five years. She goes, but it was awkward. And Kim's like, well, congrats on the baby. And Candy's like, on YouTube on all 10 of your babies. And Kim's like, okay, well, that was good. Thanks, Candy. Now, where's that Kenya bitch? What's your name? I want to call it Kendra.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Perfect. I'm so glad they brought Kim in for this. So now, Fadre and Fadre and Porsche are just laughing all over the bathroom and dancing, Rancor and glossy. Oh, yes, yeah, they're just have the best time. There's them. They're just and Kenya is just being a bitch like about every little thing. She's like, oh, is that a picture in a frame? She got that from me. Just being an asshole.
Starting point is 00:48:53 And Saray is getting more and more angry. And everybody's getting mad at her because she's being such a bitch. And Kenya goes, oh, you see how when Saray was doing this at my house, they thought it was funny, but now when I do it, they're mad. You see the double standard. I'm like, I see a low standard. I see a low standard of things that bother you. Like, why are you really upset about this right now? Yeah, you're a fucking asshole. And if Shiree really wanted to go for the jugular, she'd just tell
Starting point is 00:49:20 you to get your goddamn garage door fixed. If she wanted to go for the drugler, she's like why don't you call your mom? But instead of you some demolition then could you call your boyfriend and piss him off about something? Yeah, instead we just have Kim and Kenya just fighting which was also hilarious in some way I think it was Kenya who said You're fucking vagina's about to fall out. Maybe that was Kim saying that. I don't remember. Yeah, I was typing so fast. Me too. She goes, she goes,
Starting point is 00:49:50 well, you look like you've had five kids to Kim and Kim goes, well, yeah, you want what I have. I have kids, you can't have kids. I have a husband. You don't got a husband. And she's like, Facebook, Facebook, you got Facebook? Facebook? Well, Kenny goes, at least I don't look like I have, I, you don't got a husband. And Teresa, Facebook, Facebook, you got Facebook? Facebook? Well, Kenny goes, at least I don't look like I have,
Starting point is 00:50:08 I've had five kids, and then Kim goes, at least I have six fucking kids. And then Kenny goes, five, three people. And then Kenny goes, well, your husband doesn't have a job right now, so worry about that. Kim's like, yeah, well'll eight years in the NFL and 20 mil. We're fine, bitch, which isn't true because of course she's here fighting with Kenya in charade's closet. I love when Shrego's, this is not what we're going to do with the
Starting point is 00:50:36 Chateau. Chateau is hollowed ground. And all the girls are just cheering Kim on like they cut to them in interviews and they're all like yes, bitch Porsche goes Kim, you and don't wake up. Win it bitch And And Kenny is like I know I'm not a duck like your lips Yes, stupid and Kim can make this like face which is horrifying. Yeah and face, which is horrifying. Yeah. And basically, she raised like, well, I'm going to interrupt this by taking off my train. So she takes it off. And phages like, give him camel toge.
Starting point is 00:51:12 And then her force to start doing some kind of camel toe dance. That's crazy. Yeah. And then she goes, there's no way, there's no way some petty basin bitches going to ruin my night. Well, but apparently the basement did ruin your night, though. So then we cut to just a tiny scene of Peter and Todd and Todd's like, oh Peter, you got two drinks at one time and he goes, the bottle was almost out. So I got to like that's that's these are your men. There was also there was there were actually we saw it. Yeah, there was P we saw another Peter scene earlier that was really short and then we saw then Cynthia and Peter go outside to talk and I was like,
Starting point is 00:51:50 oh, I can't I cannot have this moment again. But thankfully they were just the editors just kept it super short. I was like, thank God. Thank God we didn't have to have another long scene of Cynthia saying she just wants to be cool and be friends with Peter I can't anymore. Oh, yeah, because Peter was being short with her or something So let's see you guys can't rain fadre. Sarega's a to fadre and she's like, oh, how you doing girl? By the way the other day at the old your girlfriend came by and Fadre is like, oh, hell no, you know, Fadre's really mad.
Starting point is 00:52:26 And then who does Kim join? Um, uh, well, Kim just says goodbye at this point, right? She says goodbye to everyone except except for Kenya. And Kenyka's not talking to me. Yes, I'm not talking to you bitch. But the real, the real thing here is that candy and Fadre have a conversation and so well also you know Kenya's got a Kenya's got to do some terrible saying because she's Kenya. She's like you know what Kim you can Cash me outside how about that? Yeah, Kenya poor Kenya yeah, yeah seriously. Okay, so candy and phadre and candy basically pulls phadre aside and says like look
Starting point is 00:53:10 Apollo's girlfriend showed up. I didn't know about it, but I'm sorry Yada yada which was actually like really nice and she her apology was good because she also added She said I didn't do it if I would have known ahead of time I wouldn't have allowed it and I spoke to Todd and I let him know that it wasn't cool. Because she's admitting like it was Todd. And she said sorry, and she said, and but I'm sorry for that. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Which was like really good. And Fadre was like, well, thank you. Thank you. But then she was like, I don't really care. And private, even though she does, you know, because she'll hold the grudge forever. Yeah. She said, we'll never be right.
Starting point is 00:53:44 So like, oh, so, Fadra is like, now I appreciate the apology, but it felt like sabotage and general, I think that people don't understand. They don't think about the repercussions and can't, he's like, yes, well speaking of, as you know, Johnny is suing me. And Fadre's like, I heard. And she said, now someone who told me that he came to you, are you the one who's getting the bus about to win me? And Fadre was all the time like, well, you know, that's a turning client privilege. And I really am
Starting point is 00:54:19 not at leisure to be able to disclose such things and such a law legal legal week. And it's like, you was attorney. She's like, no, I'm not his attorney. But divulging what advice you give to a person who may or may not be a client in a court of law, rewage, gondishment, their love or two after is unethical. What do you have? Pedigery. And I'm like, okay, but also, isn't it all on camera? So what's the big deal? So Candy does my favorite thing,
Starting point is 00:54:52 where she just looks at her and when I brought goes really slowly up and she's like, okay. Yeah, and then she just leaves. And then we start getting into the, the little summaries of the season, like the summer like this is what's happened to the end of the season. So it freezes on Fadra. And basically the takeaway is that a judge sided with Apollo and threw out their divorce
Starting point is 00:55:21 settlement. And now they have to like, now their business is still not divorced. Yeah, and then it says, even though Apollo was engaged in quotation marks. Yeah. We see with Candy, it's basically that OLG finally opened. Cynthia, there was like nothing.
Starting point is 00:55:36 They're like, well, Cynthia and Peter are dating again, but not to each other. It's like, well, it said Cynthia took a nude photo for her 50th birthday. It's like, well, at least she doesn't have a coffee shop that everybody has to look at it in. Exactly. I thought Porsche was interesting,
Starting point is 00:55:52 because it's said, Porsche's basically starting a new cleanse called the dump. I was like, wow, wait a carry on, your father's legacy. I know. I've seen this episode, and it's like, we have to keep on the legacy. I know. Horsing this this episode was like, we have to keep on the legacy. The jump. Yeah. And then Kenya having a PSA about domestic violence. Kenya please girl. And Sheray was at her novel as for sale. So the. So the big, big news is that the reunion
Starting point is 00:56:27 is gonna be the first ever four part reunion. And Andy tweeted out a question and he goes, serious question guys, four part reunion, yay or nay. And I was kinda like, nay, cause I'm like, that's just too much. But then I saw the trailer. I saw the trailer and I was like,
Starting point is 00:56:43 mm, I might be more yay, but you know, it's going to be padded out. And that's what bothers me. It's too much because it's not this one time. I mean, this is the longest season out of any of the shows because it's the highest rated. So they get, I think this was episode 20 or 21 where most of them ended 18 and then have the reunion.
Starting point is 00:57:01 So I guess you could make an argument that they're the longest, but once they do this with one, they do them for all of them. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like it because not. They did. Some of these reunions, they can't support even a third episode, you know? Yeah. Some of them barely get through the first.
Starting point is 00:57:18 But this one looks crazy. But this one looks crazy. Apparently I read some rumors somewhere that they were going to rap at like seven or or or at six p.m. and then Andy wants to get the bottom of something or another and they went for three more hours. So. Oh, yeah. So they're going to all be having breakdowns. I did think the end of charay was so mean. There's such a dicks to charay. She stands on the stairs in this really awkward lighting. And she's like, I'm going to say I did this on my own. I didn't have a man to help me. I'm proud of me. And which, you know, we all know she's in debt and stuff. And then her ending thing was like, Syray still insists she's living on Chateau, Syray, even though the rumor is that she doesn't. Yes, like thanks.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Thanks for this is a second nice warm hug at the end of the season. Oh my God. So good. Shall we transition over to real house with a Potomac? Sure. Let's do it. Okay. Well, then let's just move on to real house with Potomac then.
Starting point is 00:58:20 We're going to we won't go as thoroughly with it because we just did a whole lot of Atlanta And it's you know like 2.40 a.m. in the morning for me and I had to wake up early at 9 a.m. to make an orange cake For a flowerless orange cake and you know You know like what what mom says is what goes okay? So yeah, I'll know I'm on I'm on an orange cake schedule here. Yeah, it don't matter how old you are. You listen to your mama. I'm making I'm making that orange cake everyone. So um, Potomac um, continued onwards and upwards or upwards for me. Maybe maybe flatter for you or continues downwards for you. But I still I'm not even gonna I'm not even gonna focus on any of that. Like I just enjoy recapping.
Starting point is 00:59:05 I'm going to focus on that. Yeah. I'm not going to worry about how much I like or hate something. I'm just going to worry about how much I like it and the recapping part. Yeah. So there's lots of there's actually like a lot of fun stuff to talk about. Yeah. It was fun.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Lots of fun stuff. Karen was very funny this whole episode. She's totally stirring shit up and watching her call her daughter. She's calling her daughter over and over. Her daughter never picks up the phone and then Karen just won't stop talking and she gets mad at the voicemail because she's like, this is your mother calling. You're not just wanted you to know. I help you doing well over there because I love you. So if you're satisfied with your message and she's like, no, I'm not satisfied with my message and I'd appreciate it if you'd stop talking so much that was rather rude and I'm gonna send a picture frame a medicate to the phone
Starting point is 00:59:53 company so mr. Alexander Graham Bell your legacy has been tarnished she's like uh Raven this is your mother calling again I'm sorry we're cut off I I guess I left a rambling voicemail because I got distracted With my finger twirling around in the phone cord that I have if you're satisfied with your message I am going to fax the complaint She would so you would be like get your supervisor on the phone, please. Press one. How could I be a robot, sir? How on earth am I supposed to press one when all I can do is dial around that big
Starting point is 01:00:34 rotary? What is this madness? I think Karen's good come back. How about I press no? So Karen is trying to call. So she has robbing over. She discussed the fact that they need to like be peacemakers in the group because a girl still aren't talking and Robin is like semi intimidated because she's in this Utah She's never been there before just alone with Karen We're here It's a pool table. We used to have a pool table in the old house. Now I'm in a pool car pool. It might be here any minute. We had to get rid of our car. So basically she makes a little comment because Karen says, well, these girls still blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 01:01:19 And she said, well, I understand my both sides. These girls blah, blah, blah. One, if you sick of these girls, interrupting your my both sides. I just understand. These girls blah blah blah. This one, if you're sick of these girls, interrupting your conversations during pool. Karen, your microwave is gigantic. Why is it in the living room? Oh, that's our TV. Rick is still loves Lucy after all these years.
Starting point is 01:01:40 So she's basically saying, well, you know, I'm on both sides, I like them both, but you know, if if Jizelle had come up to me at a party and treated me like that, I'd be in front of her house with a brick or she says something like that. And Karen's like, oh, I think she is turning on Robin. Yeah, Karen, of course, is being ridiculous. Because I mean, just I mean, Robin was just kind of just saying what she thinks she was like you know well Shreece was like here on the offensive scale you know at my boob height but Jizelle was up at the ceiling and Karen's like well I'm really surprised to hear Robin talking
Starting point is 01:02:18 about Jizelle behind her back like bitch what do you think you're doing you think that you think that like Robin's comment just came out of a vacuum? You were talking about her. You know, Robyn should know better. Never trust a lady wearing a rain hat in her own house. Yeah. She's walking around in a hat. She's like, it's raining.
Starting point is 01:02:35 As you can see by my hat, is it raining in your house? Because you're talking to Robyn where it possibly could be raining in her house. Like have some respect. Yeah. Get honestly, yeah. I mean, yeah, you can never trust a woman who looks like she's constantly trying to poison you. Honestly, you know, you know that like, you know that Karen walks around trying to do the Catherine Keener thing from get out. Oh, you haven't seen that yet. No, sorry.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Two cups of tea cups. I don't even see that. You know that she's, you know that Karen's walking around. So we're all not spooning a teacup. That's't even see no, you know that she's, you know that Karen's walking around, she's rolling the spoon in a teacup. That's all I'm gonna say. I love Catherine Keener. In there. You know what, Catherine Keener can save the show for me, I think. Catherine Keener. She'd be like, am you?
Starting point is 01:03:14 I'm not eating amyutartartart. So Ashley takes the girls to her, that's the draw. And there's nobody in there. And Robin's like, let me support her. But I'm the only one because there's like zero people here. Well, it's not shocking to see zero people at a restaurant when housewives are filming because they normally film at odd hours. You know what? The restaurants are always empty, but in this case, it was like 8 p.m. on a Saturday. The place was empty. And I was just like, okay, would you guys like, I've
Starting point is 01:03:38 ordered you guys some emyoo tartar. They're like, who won't like some camel balls? They're like, and Shasha's like, well, I don't eat meat. So I guess we're going to have a fight now. Well, Katie, who was on last year, but got fired is having a, she's finally having her casino royal party all this all this time later. It's like a year later. It's actually a series. If she still was on the show, Sharice would have been a huge storyline out of this because she's like, well, suppose you be on the community, but then I guess she decided to know because I got a pamphlet invitation and my picture is not on it.
Starting point is 01:04:17 So I guess I'm not to share. She's like, I guess on the ottoman now. I don't know. But yeah, Sharice was downgraded from chair. And the funny thing is that the stupid Casino Royal event, remember it cost so much drama last year, there's so much fighting about, you know, because Jacelle, right, wasn't the thing that Jacelle was like, well, what the fuck is this event?
Starting point is 01:04:37 In case like you've been demoted. And then Sharice was like, yeah, you've been demoted. You're not supposed to vote about the Casino Royal event. Something like that. I don't remember the specifics, but I remember it was, it was, there was a huge amount of controversy on it. But now, yeah, like you said,
Starting point is 01:04:50 since Katie's not on that, she's just like, oh, wow, I've just been the moment, no big deal. Yeah, I will feel going, how a good time. So, they talk about her divorce and how she's like, I, I felt I wasn't gonna cooperate, but then one morning I thought, you wanna live here by like this? Now I'm a new person, I'm Josh Ozzo now.
Starting point is 01:05:11 And they start laughing, they're like, what the fuck is the Josh Ozzo? Josh Ozzo, I'm afraid it sounds like it was an abandoned album from 1987 from like new shoes. Yeah, it's just to reach-sound one of those rolling things from China, hoverboard from China. I like when she described getting the, like she says that the eddy, she goes,
Starting point is 01:05:35 here's a attorney, physically sent me a letter. I'm like, okay, as opposed to like what, like spiritually. Mentally, you've got a mental letter for the journey. I think almost all letters I received in physical format, even emails are physical manifestations. They're like, what's Shasha? She goes, you gotta have a pole babe. So funny. So then we get to it's a casino royale party. And in the music, I mean, but don't make it like the lowest rent of all these shows. And even they know this is shit. It's a casino royale party and the music I mean, but don't because like the lowest rent of all these shows and even they know this is shit It's like this is what's there to be fair. I don't think Are you doing sheep? It's like poor people clown music
Starting point is 01:06:21 You're doing you're doing like the royalty free version of sheep Like boop boop a dupe boop boop Here I was here I was here I was not yet again. Hey wait a second. Those are excellent close to something But I don't think this is actually a function of Potomac being cheap I think this is a function of Katie not known what to do. Just being terrible. Yeah. Now, I got to go in with the Civic Center. Yeah. I mean, to be fair, it's a step up from the quote unquote gala that Karen through last year. Remember when she, I'm having a gala here at the Hugo gala. And it was just like a cocktail party in her living room. Yeah. They were like passing around pigs to blanket. She's like, no, this is how it's done. We're like passing around pigs to blanket. She's like, no, this is how it's done.
Starting point is 01:07:03 Oh, so this one, wait, this one, my initial impression of this gallop, um, scratches her nose. She goes, Katie did the best she could. And I'm proud of her for her efforts. But you could see the lack of a gay boyfriend in this situation. I don't see a pig in a blanket. That's, I'll leave it there. But the thing, here's the thing. It was in obviously some sort of conference room
Starting point is 01:07:37 at a hotel, but it was, there was obviously not a big turnouts. They got like a small conference room, which in and of itself isn't bad, but it was pretty small. It was the sort of thing that you have like a minor career affair and on top of that, the lights were full on blast. And there was like no atmosphere in the place. It just looked, you know, there was like some, there were actually some very
Starting point is 01:07:57 nice, you know, there was the Neptune section where there was some shrimp and stuff and there was some casino tables, but it was like, it what we said. It said Neptune. It said like Neptune's. Neptune's layer. I thought you were joking because that is such like a civic center like hotel room rental. No, they that's not too sad and there was like a little sign that's like Neptune's table. But that it was just it just looked like an awful event that maybe you're that one dogerter organization on your college campus throws as an alternative for a job fair. It looked like a job. Yeah, it did. It just, but like, there was no atmosphere. It just was bright lights. And people were showing up in Tuxedo. So this shitty little conference room.
Starting point is 01:08:47 Well, except for, except for Juan. Well, sorry, one couldn't come because this talk's dead and fed. And then they show a picture of him with his text not fitting. Okay. Now, I'm only bringing this up because CBC on the case case posted this tweet on our Facebook, which is hilarious, that Karen tweeted tonight during the show, Juan ain't broke. Why you really ain't here, question mark. Your Tuxedo
Starting point is 01:09:13 too small question mark, question mark. Why you really ain't here? Hashtag, R-H-O-P and Robin Dixon tweets. You seriously don't want to start this at Karen Huber, hashtag our HOP. Taxi.gate is is brewing. You really don't want to know what went on with that taxidot, okay? Like, yeah, it is so. A fight on Potomac. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:36 Like the Andy's like the member that that Twitter war about whether your husband's tuxedo was too small. I remember when Karen suggested that your husband wasn't broke. What do you offended at exactly? She's the only person in town who said your husband's not broke. And she said it twice in one tweet. I was very intrigued by that tuxedo situation though, because I was like, you had, so he has a tuxedo, but how do you just outgrow a tuxedo when you're like in your 20s or 30s?
Starting point is 01:10:06 Like it was it wasn't a situation that he got fat. It was that it was his arms were too long. It was too tall for it. I'm like no one is gonna believe that you suddenly grew a foot. Give me a break. I didn't know what was happening. Katie comes up to say hi to her and she's like, oh did Juan come? Because I had this whole plan to auction him off for a date. And Robbins like, um, maybe she's tripping right now. Like find your own man to auction off, please. My husband is currently fucking other people for free. I don't know who that bitch thinks she is. Oh, I, um, I also loved Karen's reaction to the crowd and she was like, well, Katie certainly
Starting point is 01:10:48 has been running with a new crowd. And then they show Karen meeting this woman. She's like, I'm Sayomi and Karen's like, Naomi, Sayomi, Naomi, Sayomi, Sayomi, Sayomi, one more time. Sayomi, sayomi, say one more time. Sayomi, Naomi, you sound like a exhausting meat. But we also meet the new cast member, Monique, and her husband, Chris Samuels, who's like this whole thing giant. He, this guy is humongous.
Starting point is 01:11:23 I thought, already we know that this girl has strength because she's been under that. Yeah, I mean seriously and he's got this deep Booming voice. I mean that voice was like I don't know if I could ever even impersonate like He does he's like oh take a drink from my wife. Do you think the tip in a hundred is good? Do you accept tips, don't they? Like all the glasses just roll off the table. Well, let's table. Hello, Mr. Coupe-A. Welcome to Verizon. The roulette wheel is just spinning out of control. Luke, I am your father.
Starting point is 01:12:08 Creepy. I am your father. So, let's see. The other good thing, this Monique girl, she seems okay. So, basically all she is saying is how much money she has, because she's on a housewife show, so she's like, where rich, where rich, my husband's rich, housewife show. So she's like, where rich? Where rich my husband's rich? Where's I rich? She's like, here's $100. Is that enough?
Starting point is 01:12:29 I'm like, I don't know. Can you feel the thoughts? People file bankruptcy. Yeah. Yeah. You know, my favorite when they come bragging and they really broke by the end. Well, I mean, who knows? I mean, they do, I mean, he, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:41 I mean, he's famous. He's just like, I'm not even judging her. No, I don't know her yet. It's just like I'm not even judging her. No, I don't know her yet It's just funny when they house was in house was lower the ones who brag like that go broke real quick Yeah, yeah, that's that's usually what will happen. That's probably what will happen I'm excited for it and then this happy to fingers crossed guys and then there was like this really weird moment Where this like trio of Broadway types came up on stage just like little kids.
Starting point is 01:13:07 And there's this theater camp kids. Yeah, there's supposed to be an homage to the Jackson 5 and they were seeing some song in a super Broadway way. And then Jacelle was just saying they're like, I'm gonna give you all of my money. Yeah. And Jacelle was like, what the fuck is this shit? This cell is just giving them. Like, she's being so rude, but it's very funny.
Starting point is 01:13:32 She's like, what the fuck? Like, she was just giving them dirty looks. She's like, this is terrible. Actually, believe it or not, she was, well, she was being sarcastic because she was going, well, this is fantastic. And Rob was like, this is strange. No, it's, and she was like, it's fantastic. But anyway, she actually said, this is the worst.
Starting point is 01:13:49 Oh, yeah, you're right. It was going back and forth between the circus. I was like, oh, this show, I love that Jacelle, Kin, actually just standing in a room, stand front and center, and make fun of the children vocally. You know, you got to hand it to someone like that for the balls. Well, it was funny because when Giselle entered that fundraiser, she's like, I'm gonna try to avoid Sherees and her new wig. I'm like, you're the one who was trusting on a wig last week on the show. And Katie, Katie after she goes, well, I hope you're all inspired and you've learned something. That is why they sang ABC and one two three. I learned, it's like, oh, good, please go away. Michael Jackson, if Michael Jackson didn't still have so many drugs in his system, he'd be rolling right now.
Starting point is 01:14:32 Yeah. Listen, I hope you learned one thing, Katie. How to use a dimmer. Okay. Two bright in that party. So, we earned it down, girl. Turn it down. So there was like a little scene. I don't think we have to get into it. Jizzel won on a date with this guy, Kevin. It was actually, I thought it was perfectly fine. It was funny, it was funny fine scene. I liked it. He's so nice.
Starting point is 01:14:53 Like Jizzel can take him because he's like, well, he's nice. And he's got money in his pocket. And I was like, okay, well, Jizzel still Jizzel. Yeah. We learned, oh yeah, we learned that Karen Huger wanted to do this. The Karen Huger approach, high T and move on. But before we get to high T,
Starting point is 01:15:11 range instructions on how to behave yourself at a party slightly off of center. The rough picture frame that you buy. So then there was this like scene of Ashley making smoothies at home. It was like there's second anniversary of Ashley Michael. And she's like, Michael, can you help me? I can't swim.
Starting point is 01:15:31 I like to try to screw it on, but I can't get it to stay. The planter's hard, Michael. Yeah. And he's like, well, I hope you're playing in all not having babies until we've made the restaurant. Even, you know, this is very unfair because he's on her I'll hope you're playing in all not having babies until we've made the restaurant even. You know, this is very unfair because he's on her about the restaurant not making money, but he won't let her serve anything but immeu and kangaroo.
Starting point is 01:15:53 It's really not fair. It is not fair at all. Well, he doesn't want to be a baby. That's why that's why she needs to just get impregnated by somebody else. And just I have my fingers crossed that she didn't sign a prenup. Yes. We have a little scene where Monique Robin and Shasha go to pure bar and Monique brings her assistant and makes the assistant work out with him
Starting point is 01:16:14 and then has the assistant serve them all champagne afterwards. And I liked Robin was like, wait, did you bring that champagne? That's what I was thinking. One of them had a martini glass with something else. I think Monique had a yeah, Monique had a martini glass. I didn't know if it was champagne that or not, but I was like, Robin was like, huh? Robin's been in this show a lot more this season, by the way.
Starting point is 01:16:35 She's like, almost every scene now. She's like, wait, how much does this assistant job pays because the squirrel's getting paid to work out and get a drink? I want that job. Like you literally need it. So now might be the time to ask. Yeah. So Monique was basically the take where if not seen is that Monique has this assistant who does everything and Monique is a little bit of a humble brag or but I didn't find it to be annoying. I was like, okay, you need to. Well, it's not humble bragging at all because Robyn's like, well, she's doing
Starting point is 01:17:03 a little humble brag. No, she's not. She's doing brag brag. Yeah. So how many houses do you have? She's like, or because my husband really, when we go on vacation, he's like, I love this place. I'm going to live here. So by a house, I was that foundation thing with my eyes. We have a foundation. Our last party had 900 people. We even have animals there. I really am extra. Oh, should I buy this gym? They're like the... The loop humble bragging. No, that bitch is just bragging.
Starting point is 01:17:29 Yeah. He probably would break house hunters. They'd be like, so what should it be? Has number one, two or three. All have all of the above! Oh, actually take the center of town. I don't mind a long walk to town, but I'll also take the one that's in town, and I'll take the one that's just outside of my budget, with an open concept.
Starting point is 01:17:51 I'll also buy you host, just because I need someone to entertain my foundation wife. I'll also buy the blonde lady whose husband tried to shoot her in the head from foot for flop. I like that you added that and also kind of turned into Robin Lee to the end. Ho, ho, ho, ho. So, Sharice also has some shade in in this which she's not going to recover from with the reunion because Karen does not like some shade, but she goes, uh, well, we live in Virginia, we have a couple small kids and you know that 9,000 square feet house. I mean, that's just just small. We need to expand.
Starting point is 01:18:40 And so, um, Robin's like, well, just so Karen and her house is for sale. And Sherees goes, to a, you don't want that how? Unless you have a pension for all the fact machines. So, um, finally we get this, this famous afternoon tea. And I love when Karen makes proclamations like, I believe the proper setting determines the tone of any conversation. Is Hotel Lobby should do?
Starting point is 01:19:11 Yes. We're going to the Willard, named after Willard Scott, one of the greatest weathermen of our time. This is where powerful people come to talk. It's the cross from the White House, and who can argue over tea in sandwiches? I'm like, I'm a real cabbage. So I don't know who told all these girls they needed to wear hats. They all come like they're going to the Kentucky Derby. Karen had wearing one and she sensed it. But everybody else comes in in these huge stupid hats. Exactly. Robin comes in first and she's sitting there with Karen
Starting point is 01:19:46 and she tells Karen that she invited Monique and Karen's like, ah, Robin, I love your style. And then, then, then, Ryan and Karen goes, this is not a house party. You just can't invite everyone you meet to high tea at the withered. People allowed Ority in a hotel lobby or only the people who are staying there or
Starting point is 01:20:07 people who are passing by or possibly going to stay or maybe never going to stay it's like you're in a hotel lobby we all know the protocol if you want to add someone to the afternoon tea you must fax me request first I want it physically delivered through my facts. With a cover sheet. I'm looking up the willard because that was a hotel, right? It is, yeah, it is a hotel. It's the lobby of a hotel.
Starting point is 01:20:37 So Monique comes in and Karen is like, I think Monique is fly. Because all because Karen's like, so do you like to be early or on time? And she's like, I'm generally early. And Karen's like, she is fly. She goes, and thank you for being prompt. To high tea with Karen Yuka. It's really regular fucking barrel,
Starting point is 01:21:03 barrel of monkeys over there. It's like pure joy, Karen.uka. It's a regular fucking barrel, barrel of monkeys over there. It's like pure joy, Karen, Jesus. So Jazelle comes and of course Jazelle immediately is like going in on Monique, you know, like just assaulting her with questions. And Monique says that she was going to, she was, what, was she from Alabama and then she was going to school in the DC area, but then she dropped out to follow a music career and she's like, oh, you sing. And when he's like, no, I rap.
Starting point is 01:21:27 And then she does this whole rap. And they're like, huh, at the willard? Not at the willard. The thunder, they call it, fah-bah. No, nobody called Shasha. Found her. Shasha, I mean, you have to hand it to Monique.
Starting point is 01:21:42 She was significantly better than Shasha. Shasha was doing that shit that, like honestly that I would do. My name is Shasha and I'm here to say I have a lot of issues and I ain't gonna play. That's like a Shasha rap, because that's what I just came up with. I'm Boonkin P because I'm 50. Like, oh, boo. afternoon tea at the willard. And let me tell you, my favorite bird is a mallard. So, so Cherisse arrives with Ashley.
Starting point is 01:22:18 And Cherisse, sorry. Cherisse is like, I feel pride to develop the door. The willard is a place for First Lady. She's the Baalika. Oh, good one there. Like, can we please just leave Monica alone? My mom went on a rant about that at Christmas. She's like, I will never forget Bill Clinton after what he did to that poor Monica. She was just a young girl and her life is ruined. It's like way to keep it current, mom. So either way, Monica be damned. Basically, I think it was Karen who's like, we need to talk about things.
Starting point is 01:22:56 And for friendship and resolution, Yadda Yadda. So it's like, Jacelle. And then, so we're like, okay, here we go. Here comes the big fight. And Jacelle's like, I did not like the way that last conversation was we got nowhere and I apologize and she's like oh I'm wrong and I'm sorry and Sherees wasn't expecting it so she's like well you just put yourself in my situation like every turn of time to me man this person you don't even know your husband dumps and say about it.
Starting point is 01:23:25 And if you're a real friend, who wouldn't you shut up debt? She's like, yes, still, still sorry. And then my, at this point, at this point, my mom walked in, and my mom walked in just in time for Shreya to say, I apologize for calling you a whore if you felt that I called you that.
Starting point is 01:23:41 And my mom just groaned and goes, is this highbrow or lowbrow? They're in hats. This is Mammalker. What do you think? How dare you? This is the willard. So Karen is sitting there and she's like,
Starting point is 01:23:56 okay, well, I see that there's been no fight. So let me try something here. Well, I have an issue, be that Rob has been talking behind everyone's backs. Rob was like, I would love, you know, this lens itself though, to what this is supposed to be about, being authentic. How, for example, Robyn authentically talking behind Baxon's supposedly her best friend. You can't champion both Jusail and and then next to be championing Robin.
Starting point is 01:24:27 Uncensored about your loyalty. Who are you loyal to? The Robin's like, what? You help me in your house and then you spilling tea. Yeah, that was so shitty of Karen. Karen just totally just went right after Robin just could last whole move total dick move but holy it was funny and Robin dealt with it really well she was like um whatever and just held set well Robin came to me and I knew that you know she has to take a side on things sometimes and Karen's like, well, I only heard one side. Yeah, she said, you are really going for this, aren't you?
Starting point is 01:25:10 Well, God bless her. Someone ought to. And that's pretty much the show sort of in brief, but we got all pretty much the big fun stuff. I like how Monika's, Monika ends it because she goes, well, look, based on what I'm hearing, it's not so deep that it can't be overcome. And I can take it. So if you guys wanna go deep with me, fine, just go deep with me, but I'm gonna tell you back and they're just looking at her and like, okay,
Starting point is 01:25:34 well, nice job interview. Weirdo. Exactly. She's like, so does anyone sort of feud with me? I'm available. Anyone? Anyone? Shasha?
Starting point is 01:25:44 Should I have been late to this event? Yeah, Robyn's just looking at Karen like I will kill this bitch. Yeah. Yeah. So that was it. Everyone, thanks for listening on this on this fine Monday. We'll be back tomorrow with some Vanderpump Rules reunion. Good times. And then on Wednesday, we got some real house of Beverly Hills reunion. And then on Thursday, we've got real house of New York City. And then on Friday, Southern charm will be on Friday until it's going to be on Friday for a while.
Starting point is 01:26:18 Because we got like four weeks of Atlanta reunion. So it's going to be on Friday for a while. But it'll come back to Mondays. Don't you worry. Yeah, eventually. We're not Mondays. Because we're gonna have two days of Southern charm. We're gonna have Southern Choms, Savannah. Kind of get one. Yes, I'm sorry. So Mondays will be full-potomic. Tuesdays will be Southern charm. Wednesdays will be Southern charm. Savannah.
Starting point is 01:26:39 Thursdays will be New York City. Fridays will be... Probably we'll figure out it's gonna be below Deck Med this invite only cabo business we'll see yeah we'll see then everybody thanks so much for listening this was really great time yeah awesome we'll talk to you tomorrow bye everybody hey everyone thanks for listening to the podcast today we really appreciate the love and support you guys show us. If you have a minute, go to iTunes and leave a review. And if you don't want to do that, maybe next time you're talking to your friends about
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