Watch What Crappens - #431 PumpRules: (Brain) Size Doesn’t Matter

Episode Date: April 11, 2017

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I'm Ronny Karem from Trash Talk TV and the RoosPrix Bachelor podcast. And here I am! I'm another late night podcast with the lovely and talented Ben Mantelgur of the Be Side blog and the Banta Blinda Hello, Ben. Hello, darling. The question on everyone's mind. How did the passive or orange cake turn out? Oh, I'm G. It's so good.

It's really a, I'll have to post a recipe on, on our page at some point because it was a recipe that my parents' friends gave them. And it's so good. And I haven't seen it replicated anywhere on the internet. So it's relatively easy. It would be easier if it was my own kitchen, but as in my parents' kitchen, so it's like the simplest thing of like,

where's the salt you're suddenly looking in a million different drawers. You know, it is that your parents' kitchen, nothing is where it seems to be, and then there's like red pepper flakes from 20 years ago. It doesn't make sense. Yes, and then your mom comes in and starts yelling at you for moving around her things and banning her way. Yes. Does that happen to you too? Yes, it does. My mom's like, really? I said, you asked me to cook this. She's like, well, I didn't mean for

you to do it right now. God damn it. And then she's mad. There was an everything tastes like her resentment. There was a lot of ganache timing controversy happening this afternoon because this orange cake, I decided I wanted to add Ina Gartan's chocolate ganache to it. And the thing is that it can only be added once the orange cake gets properly cooled down and it just you know was not taking forever to cool down. And my mom's like, are you gonna do the ganache yet? I was like, not yet. And then like a 20 minutes later at the time to do the ganache. No, not yet. And then finally, I was ready to do the ganache.

And my mom is like, well, you can't be in here now. I'm working on something. I was like, fine. You should have turned your ganache better. God damn it. I know. I was a little scared because I was in such a... I was so flustered about this damn ganache. Actually, it was pretty ganache. I just flustered in general that when I took the cake out of the oven

I forgot to do a toothpick test. So it was a little dangerous and then when I took it off the bottom of the sheet pan and the cake... the pan. It's like... but I'm like running on the fumes. A lot of it was stuck to the bottom. I was like, oh no, is this cake not done? If you're not everyone, it's still a spectacular. Running on cake fumes. I am, I mean, honestly, I mean, the past 24 hours, I have not stopped. I woke up Sunday morning, went to LAX, it was like a zoo.

You know, this video came out today, United, where the guy got dragged off the plane because they overbooked it and it's like horrifying it's terrible But I have to say there's been times when I've been flying where I thought it would be great if someone got dragged off this plane right now I'm not gonna lot Yeah, but that guy didn't do anything. I know. No, not him. I'm his seat Yeah, not him. No, that was no it was a terrible video, but I'm all something myself there times I'm like, why can't that happen to the right people, you know, exactly. Anyway, as always get to stay I like that that plain thing you and I did the whole world and literally I was like wow when was last time

I agreed with Claudia Jordan's Twitter. I don't even it's not like I sit there and read it every day But I found myself today just happening to scroll through and being like wow wow, look at me and Claudio Jordan on the same page. I was upset. It's a world event. I was upset because I was still really living in the Pepsi anger. I was like, I wasn't ready to move on to another corporation. Well, a Kardashian anger will never end, Ben. Well, that we'll have them for the rest of our God damn lives.

I know. But either way, I flew across the country, landed, and then took my parents pick me up, we drove home, I immediately got on to like the TV, and so last night I watched a land of Potomac back to back. And then we got on, we got on late at night, we recorded it until I was done by recording and uploading and all that. It was 4 a.m. I woke up four hours later. Orange cake. Orange cake had to be made. Ghanosh controversy's Passover Sater. Then cleaning up. It was like it would never end. And then like I'm just like so exhausted. And I'm cleaning up. I'm like,

fuck. God watch Southern charm and band of rules. Watch that. And here I am. I did three more hours of podcasting. So let's do it. Yeah, Vanderpump rules. I mean, if you need to turn off your brain, you came to the right place because Vanderpump rules, my God. I mean, just watching Sina come into this reunion, this three part reunion, just ready to yell and scream about anything is hilarious

because she literally has nothing to even be mad about. I mean, her biggest moment this episode is. I'm not into wine, I'm not into beer, I'm not into man. Like yelling at people about things she doesn't like. She's like, and I wanna drink a sugar drink. By the way, before we even dive into this, because it's going to be a disaster, I actually want to plug our bonus episode. We sometimes we do like a light plugging of it, but we don't do it as much as we used

to. And I almost feel like if you're a Bravo fan and you're a fan of this podcast, if you're going to listen to one bonus episode, you should probably listen to the one that's going to be going up either later today or is already went up because it's all about Ronnie and I going to the Star magazine Hollywood Rocks Party last Thursday where we talked with a whole bunch of Bravo Stars and non-Brivo Stars, but specifically we talked to Lala, Shina, Tom Sandevol, and Kristen. Seriously? So if you wanna hear about that entire experience

or maybe you saw it on our Instagram, or you wanna hear, we give you a full hour of every single detail of that party. That's it. Patreon.com for slash watch or crap ends. That's it. So this episode opens with the first question, Andy's like, so you guys went to the Hamptons and Gina,

how come you won't eat what everybody else eats? That's the show. What other show does he get to have shit like that? I feel like that was in the middle of the episode. Am I crazy? It might, well, that's the first thing I have because she's like, I have a very specific diet. Like I'm not drinking things with claws.

And he's like, okay. And Stasi's like, it wasn't really that big of a deal she had. And she's like, you made it a big deal. Like every time I say I like my flat stomach, you guys make fun of me. And Katie goes, well, I mean, you don't have to say it. Like you guys have a flat stomach because then that makes it like a dick thing to say. I just, I just like that, she knows, I'm very specific.

She's no sugar drinks. Was it last week? Wasn't her big victim moment last week where everybody, she's like, you guys know how hot it is for me to get away. I'll give you a final. So last week, we're supposed to feel sorry for Sina because she's too skinny and can't help it. And this week, she's talking about how hard she works to say skinny.

What does it, Sina? How empowered she is by staying away from sugar drinks. But, hey, do we talk about on the bonus episode how you talked to her about her non-claw or an un-claw diet? No, I don't even think I remember that. What did I say? Yeah, you said I loved how you wouldn't eat anything in Montauk and you started saying they're like I don't eat things with claws and she's like sort of smiled and nodded. She's like, hey, it's gonna be for me, person at the back of my booth. Like you can't even run away at that point

because we snatched up behind her sitting on a booth. She's like, you smell like sugar drinks. I smell sugar drinks and it's not even splendor. I don't know if you're literally wide back. The way this show actually opened though, was with Andy, be like, Jack's, you got Botox, right? And Jack's like, yeah, I got Botox and at least I'm gonna be like, darling, you got it yesterday. It takes three days to kick in. Jack's like, I know, I always

mess up the rules. Um, okay, Lisa, you look like you're marching in the deer that knows Muertos festival. She got so much new filler. I'm like, are you going for the Mexican skeleton look on purpose? Put some jewels on your forehead so we can buy this. So then, um, then, uh, Andy's asking Lisa about why she seemed to, um, be kind of caring or have mixed emotions about when she fired James especially as compared to Kristen who she fired very easily and she's like well with James I knew about all the emotions well all the things he was dealing with I didn't want to answer was emotional bird and darling

I mean the guilty must have felt about being fired just as chef Joe introduced cabbage soup as a special we do do those, you know, specials. All I could think of when I looked at that Cabbage Soup was the degradation of, or the disintegration of James' parents marriage, darling. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, eat. I think Chris is like, oh, what about my emotions there? You knew it was one of my emotional stages. He's like, oh, darling about my emotions there? You knew what you knew was my emotional state And she's like, oh darling, you were asking for it Darling, you chose Diana to eat a dick And then I like that Lisa was like, you know, now that I've seen the footage I see that you jacks bear instigated James you did and the only reason why I bring this up is because the producers didn't cut to footage of

Jacks going after James and James responding with pump teeny still amazing pump teeny girl. Why didn't they ask Jack's about his eyebrow makeup. It's really bothering me. I need to know what's happening with the eyebrow makeup. Maybe it's a boy brow by our former sponsor. Whatever they're free things. I'm not because I don't even remember what their names were. Name was I went trick brow pony. Oh, so Lisa then says about when she says when James drinks, drinks, the growth on the inside of his palms. I'm like, I think that's from a masterbiting behind the Asian shade in his apartment.

What does that mean? Burgers on the inside of his palms. That is masturbating. Yeah, that's what they told us in Catholic apartment. What does that mean? Forgres on the inside of his palms. That is masturbating. Yeah, that's what they told us in Catholic school. Yeah. I shave them every day. You never know, you never know when that shit's going to come true. And then I also liked this was leading up to Sheena's very specific diet. I liked Andy shading Katie for needing to Google a clam bake and learning that it was just just people getting together to bake clams. I think Kristen's like, oh, we looked it up on an urban dictionary and it says that like

you smoke weed in a car. And so that's what we thought we were going to do. Seriously, seriously, clam bake. Like seriously, look up Angel Dust. Hey, like we were going gonna go to the Swiss Alps and we were looking for snowcaps and people gave us cocaine on marijuana. Mmm.

Seriously, when I ever go to dinner party, I thought we would be just doing heroin because that's what it says on, you know, Urban Dictionary. Seriously, seriously. Ugh. If you don't want us to be confused, stop taking us on trips and inviting us

to dirty Sanchez party. Seriously. Ugh. I have a very specific dictionary I use. taking us on trips and inviting us to Dirty Sanchez party seriously. I have a very specific dictionary I use. I think I have one of each of the prime cocktails unless they have sugar. I don't give that to me. Oh, she knows.

Yeah, I guess I started taking notes because I knew we were going to be doing a late night thing. So it's like, I'm just going to take an app. And then I try to and I was like, no, I think I'll try and get Bravo's East Coast feed online. So I missed the first couple of minutes. All right, well now it's like back up to speed when talking about, I don't think, say, for, I, I hear, no, I just shoot her.

I just love this segment because Katie's fury at anything mentioning weight. Like I get it, like if people are mentioning your weight or like if Lala's like, you know, your fat shamed or if people are tweeting you pictures of ranch fountains for your wedding. Like I get how that would be upsetting. But getting upset that someone's talking about how hard

they work for their abs. She's like, that's a dick move. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the thing with that was she knew why she was so frustrated is that she for their abs. She's like, that's a dick move. Yeah. Well, the thing with it was she knew why she was so frustrated is that she apparently had told them once like, I'm a turn for my stomachs. I don't want to do it out, but they start to drink. And they're like, she know, that's like a dick move. So then in like other times, the bar, she rather than saying that she doesn't want to take on the calories, she's just like, I don't drink those drinks. And then like, so then now they're like,

why don't you just own it? Why don't you just own it that you just want to like save the calories? She's like, I try to. Of course she never understood. This ends with Chris like, yeah, it's like Valkycerdo. It's like, thanks, Kristen. Glad you showed up today.

So next thing move on to Andy's like, so, area, you were stassy. You have the same birthday. And she's like, well, I was first, but I guess that just makes me older. So what the fuck am I? I'll just be quiet again. And then they asked Jack's about his boob job and asked him why he was checking fireballs. But only on this show will they be like, why were you checking fireballs after your

second boob job, even when the doctor told you not to? No one's asking him, why were you driving a giant car that you didn't own with all your friends in it while checking fireballs? Well, because that's just expected at this point. I think it was actually in parks. So I think it was okay. Then they asked Brittany if she would have agreed to a win a big O. If she knew she'd have to shower in backwash and of course Brittany answered completely honestly. She's like I'm from Kentucky.

Yes, she goes I love our V's. You think that was the first time taking a back in backwash in a recreational vehicle. I just want to come on down and say, here I am, here I am. Give me a bar of dove and a couple of strings of chewed up tobacco from Uncle Milton. It would have been just like home. And at home, our bar of dove is literally a dove that's been mashed up into a bar. So then this show, I mean, I write down all the questions and then as I read them back, I'm like, what's sadder? These people having these questions that this reunion or me writing them down, like,

why did the fridge stink? That's the next question. Someone someone actually sat in a meeting and wrote that question down for you. Like this one's approved. Why are they? Why are the fridge stings so much? Why I would be more surprised if the fridge didn't think. If you're like, hey, guys, why didn't you leave any meat rotting in your fridge this time?

I don't know. We were sort of thinking that like maybe we just carried it today instead. We thought you were garbage. And then Vanderfump, who's, I don't know if we've mentioned this last time, but she is in some like, sheki green blazer. What the fuck she's doing? Like, is someone hire you to play the clown at their party? Who are you right now? She's like,

I have to buffalo darling. Was she wearing her ruffle cuffs? I didn't notice. She's wearing this like silk blazer with a pink silk collar. It just looks weird, especially with her new face. Don't approve. So they move on from fridge stink to Vanderpump going, I understand why La La is happier and the BH, the married man. And then ever since Lisa said the BH, they just kept on saying the BH the rest of the episode. It's like, yeah, we're driving to the BH. We're going to follow the BHAF, but it's like, that's not a thing. It's, I was made on a rest of development when, when some of the characters were referring to Orange County as the OC and people

kept saying, don't say that. That's what I want to do. Don't say that. Don't say that. Fuck the boo. We're going to the boo. Gone on the bail. So the big thing is why did Lala ghost Tom and Ariana? And so Lala is coming out of Andy's mouth ghosted. He's like, guys, why did Lala ghost you? He's like, guys, why did Lala ghost you? He's like winky winky guys. Hey, ask him, am I right? Catch me outside, guys. Catch me outside.

So Lala's base says, well, you know, I was having a lot of anxiety and like, I didn't like what Jack said to me, you know, like, I didn't like it at all. And they showed this unseen footage of Jack's being like, nobody likes you, nobody likes you. You could have been in the last second. It's not the way it works. Get out of here. Get out of my face. Let's fuck off. Yes. Sweaty gross Jack's at the bar when he's just like sweating all this coke out like before they open. And he's like, she goes, well, if you want to be a gredge holder, then be a gredge holder. He's like, I'm not holding a grudge, okay?

You talk shit about people and they then say sorry and it's all bullshit. I'm like, dude, you've been forgiven for fucking your best friend's girlfriend, like three times while he was asleep in the other room. All this you did, Dastasi, all this shit you've done to everybody. I think you've pretty much proven that you can say sorry and be forgiven. You got a fucking spin-off. Yeah, yeah, I'm not on board with the spin you can say sorry and be forgiven. You got a fucking spin off. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm not on board with the spin off. I have to say. Yeah. Now, what your face. Yeah. And then I like that Tom Sanval's like, wow, that's like bullshit, man. Are you saying that you like stayed back because of that? Like, didn't someone come in from out of town?

Didn't someone come to the BH man? I made it really clear to you that if Jackson anyone else made fun of you, bro, I would have put it, put it stop to it, okay? I'm like, okay, bodyguard. When have you ever been able to put a stop to that maniac? Yeah, that's true. I think never. I feel like you just did want to go. Like, he feels things about every. Tom is always feeling things. He's like, was it us? Did your boyfriend talk mad about the show? What was it, bro? Yeah, well, I mean, I think that he's probably right too. He's she probably just decided she didn't want to go and her boyfriend was like, oh, I've got a free weekend.

So let's hang out in the BH. Yeah. And she's just like, okay, I'm not gonna go. And is this where they started growing or no, not yet. So Tom just like, okay, I'm not gonna go. And is this where they started growing or not yet? So Tom's like, yeah, boy, I saw an Instagram, you were to Beverly Hills Hotel, bro. Chris, bro. I really miss that. I know. I really miss that.

I love it. I love it. I love it. He's like, yeah, one time Jeremy and I were having breakfast and like a dude pulled up in your car and I was like, whoa, you know a lot. And he was like, yeah, man. Can I have your autograph?

I was like, no, I'm not clear to all. So he's like, yeah, Tim said that you would that you would the Beth Hale Hotel. You would the B.A. Hotel, you got Missages, bro. And Lala was like, oh really? Well, Tiffany was like perfectly happy to be in B.H. getting Miss sages with me and then passing us yeah, that like sounds really like hard like B.H.A. app

Bob It almost like bars buff. That's actually how people in bar perfectly his bar to go buff Except not there's's how I'm like, Resa. Oh. So then Andy's like, so, Lala, you know, you're bragging about how much money you make from Suckin' Dick and you know, Suckin' Dick for Range Rovers. She's like, well, that's because I come from money.

Like, yeah, that makes you classy. She's like, I have good breathing. Yeah. The question is, where are you bragging about sucking dick for Range Rover, Islam? And she's a rough child, OK? That's why. She's basically like, yeah, my mama,

she'd like pay for all my utilities, like my gas and my electric and everything. And she's like, and what about the Range Rover? She's like, well, no, that's mine now. So I'm like, well, OK, mine now. What about who paid for the rich? Oh, that doesn't even matter. Eventually, I'm like, well, okay, mine now. What about who paid for it? Rich, that doesn't even matter. Eventually, Andy is like, I just want to beat around the bush. See what I did there. Yeah, we used to be with married men.

She's like, no. Commercial. What about when Tom's like, yeah, well, then how come well day we were eating breakfast and somebody pulled up in your car and we were like bro Do you know Lala and they were like yeah, and she's like I have no idea like I have no idea what you're talking about like who'd be in my car That's crazy. Maybe they were just like trying to go see that right rank-ossing me. I don't know like what the hell Such a liar and I like the terms trying to be the doctor Phil If you think you're gonna to pee upside down by leg,

and then the mood's going to shine all night, bro. You got another thing coming. He's like a very lazy detective. He gets his intuitions, but doesn't follow through. He's certainly no making can admins. I just get a feeling that Brooks doesn't have cancer, but that's all I'm gonna go for It would be the opposite on this show he'd be like I called the hospital

They said you were there for cancer treatments. It's like I get all serious all the sudden Well, she was never fucking anybody So then I think I get into all this stuff about Did like is Lala trying to try to, her boyfriend. Almost basically like a producer of last, in an interview right now. She's like, look, no one's gonna get the answer

they're looking for. Okay, it's all about the journey. Yeah. Who's this smoke monster? Yeah. So you saw a polar bear effect me? I don't care. I don't remember and I never even tied up that storyline. So just move on, fans of ABC, move on. And Lala,

I think tries to turn it on to Stasi because she's like, what about your boyfriend? You didn't bring your boyfriend on and Stasi is like, I tried to. And she's like, but you didn't because you want to keep it private. And then she's like, I was begging him. She's like, I wanted to exploit him. Like, who does that? Who doesn't? Let me exploit them on TV. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or your man, Stussy Shreda. But I do appreciate that chicken and salmon combo you brought me to wedding, darling. That's what Andy, did you know that seed bass is actually two fish? No, I don't eat that. I don't eat things for teeth. So, so then Lala is doing this thing like you don't know my situation. You don't know my situation in Stasi's like because he's married. Then that's when Lala does this. Stop being a bully. Stop being a bully. Fall the fuck back.

She's like it gets fucking better kids. It gets fucking better. Like this is a Trevor project. I mean, her bully like a lot of project. Except it's not the Lala project. It's the Lala project. I mean, probably like a lot of projects. Except it's not the Lala project is the Lala project. I like how Lala's always like, yeah, but like when I get pushed into like a corner, then that's when like mean Lala comes out. That's when like the Lala comes out afterwards, she has to call her mama. And it's like it takes two, it takes just a couple of questions before she's

like, yo bitch, you better shut the fuck off of my relationship, bitch. Like, well, let's step the fuck back. And then Tom's, the skinned like crazy and Tom sand of all is just like, listen, you think that like we don't want to have our personal lives on there, Kristen? Yeah, we don't want that. You think Tom and Kitty don't want all their fights? No, of course not, but they do, and it's not fair. Not fair. I would love for my personal life to not be on this show.

Like, that time that my air conditioner had a leak, or like, remember that time I had people braiding my hair? That was rough, alright, bro. Remember that time I walked down toiding my hair? That was rough, alright bro? Remember that time I walked down to Hugo's for brunch and there was like a wait and I was like, I can't wait and they're like, well sorry, there's a wait. Like, man, I don't want that on there. Remember when I had the face of sudden

when we were eating at fat cells? You think I want that? You think I want that? Hey man. He he he. Remember a car came in parts really close and I was like smoking his fumes and I was like, You think I want that? Remember a car came in parts really close and it's like smoking and fumes and I was like not a fat sales man No, like sorry man, and those embryonic brother like that was rough man

So yeah, he brings up like you think Katie wants to look like a crazy bitch on TV and Lala's like, yeah, but they signed up for it. And Stust is like, you signed up for it too. And she's like, well, my boyfriend didn't do like your boyfriend. Is he married? She's like, fuck up bitch, bully bitch. And then Lala's like, that's why I walked off. And then Stusty goes, well, you're still here. I'm still looking at you.

And Lala goes, I know you're very lucky. You can thank me later. So the next question is, Kristen, why did you take, oh, Kristen, why did you and Stasi take James aside and start all that shit? And she's like, because he's using a manipulator. And he's like, on here, I can hear you be quiet. It's like, yeah, what I said was he's using a manipulate. And as this where he goes, I'm speaking, how dare you? So that was a bit of move. Like you always do one of your bitch, bitch moves.

It's just another. Check off the bitch and a shaker of a bit bitch. Alright, James. I like how he also has this like overly melodramatic, you know, response. You sucked me in. That girl, you sucked me in. Shush.

You just met at like a now defunct restaurant. Okay. That's all you just all they had to do was say hey cocktail on me He's like I'm there girl. What do you need to know? Yeah, they were like Lala's being mean to you. He's like yeah, they said Lola crap about me girl And she didn't I mean they show clip of it and started because um way hold up like we really did hear that okay Yes, I mean girl you suck me in Chris's like, just it. No, it didn't. Just another check off the bitchy things you do in life.

Good. Pumped in a. So then they're asking her about now they're asking Lala about the NDAs. Lala, why do you do NDAs? What do you do them? And Lala has truly the worst response. She's like, well, you know, like sometimes I get high and get into a bathtub.

And like, I don't want people talking about that. So I make them sign an NDA. You're like literally one time this girl was like wasted, like a pliterated and I was naked in the bathtub and she snapped it. So I have people sign NDAs now. My freshman year roommate in college, he started hooking up with a local and, you know,

he was 19 and she was like 17, 17 and a half. And like before the first time they had sex, he wrote up a little contract saying that like she wouldn't sue him for statutory rape. Well, that's that's actually what you have to do now. Well, they did. She was a little turned off. She was a little turned off. And I don't think it was ever consummated. But that's what a remind me of. And the end of Brittany. What does the NBA have to do with anything? The national bunny association.

They had an X to difficulty for you. She literally, she literally said, she's like, if you're talking about it right now, what does the NDA do? Or NBA? I don't know what the hell it is. Got a dolly, got a dream, you know? That's a lot of, I don't know what you're talking about, right? You got time to lean, you got time to dream. It's like no, Brittany, it's clean. You got time to clean. I love this game. No, no, that's not NDA. That's NBA. And Andy's like, well, the NDA means like he explains it to her. And he's like, but it's odd.

Give people a D.A.s. I'm like, as if you're not giving NDAs to.s to every teenager you're fucking right now Andy Please, well I like I was like that was not Yeah, it's farther that's the farthest from the truth It's like so normal and he is like it should be an app like you just press it and it does boom you get an NDA I just like least of under bomb leaning and going it's not like your kid plan chat or something I love that her idea of like someone chased by paparazzi is Cape Blanchhet. Like when there's a last crazy Cape Lenshet news, you read in TMZ. I know. Well, you know what though, Lisa Vanibub knows how to pander to her base. Because you know, all of us guys like a Cape Lenshet reference. You know people around the country just masturbating to every move Harry poems So Andy's like but I guess what Lisa Vanderpops trying to ask is why do you even let people around you while you're in the bathtub wasted?

Because maybe she learned from Whitney Andy, okay, it's called learning from history. You're the one with the history show. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, basically everyone's like, Lala, why don't you hang out with better people? Oh, the irony is very fresh. And with this group of people here, like, Hey, why don't you hang out with better people when you have like, Jacks who slept with his best friends girlfriend twice in the next room. The people who are abiding at the bit or jumping at the bit to get you to out your married boyfriend. Yeah. God, why aren't you having it with better people? Why aren't you having it with us? Tom's like, you know, if anyone had it, be an NDA, tell them to shove it up his ass. I'm like, mm-hmm. And then you'd probably eat it.

Yeah. Cool. That's cake. What about, but what about if Cape Land Chat gave you an NDA? Oh, well, I did really like Elizabeth and the sequel. I love the idea of Tom watching that and just crying on the couch. So you know, he would, you know, you would cry like hell of Blue Jasmine. Like her life is so tragic, man, like she doesn't even know, like she has no idea, man. Sub making fun of some like you fed up, Arianna is the chick who started the bad queen. They were like great. Ariana, like this chick, she like,

she like did an hour use man. So Ariana starts this. Stasi's like, look, I'm not saying you try because the question was, remember when Stasi was trying to start a fight with Ariana, the bridal shower about signing that NDA to go hang out with Lala and Stasi's like, um, I'm not saying that you did sign the NDA and Ariana's like, yes, you did. You said I was lied. And she's like, no, I was

saying you could be lying. I mean, what I heard, like, you know, on the streets, which is weird on the street, weird on the street is I'm weird on the street. Yeah. And Lala's like, would you sick of saying everything, everything's coming out of your mouth is something you heard. You're like ruining my life, the things that you heard. And then they all start yelling at each other and Katie's like, whatever. But like saying you like really work for your flat stomach, that's a dick move. It's like, Katie, let's move on. It's a convenient narrative.

I just learned that phrase. It's an inconvenient truth too. Sina N.T.M. and No Dick Move. Okay, not that. So then is this goodbye, Loller? Is this goodbye? And Loller is like, well, I just want to say I have a lot of weird feelings because like my defenses were up and like

I didn't know much any of my mama and like I don't know like I just was like Defenses were up and like I apologize to group. I I send everyone I apologize. Yeah, I'm really sorry everybody and like Kristi goes Thank you And then what do you have to do with anything? She never did anything to you, you asshole. You've been chasing her around for two years, Kristen. And then Tom Schwartz goes, I just think that like maybe you oversold yourself. Like you came in all tough and like, I don't know, like I wish the girl that like came in

was this girl right here, because this Lollis seems pretty awesome. I'm like, hmm, I guarantee there was some pretty angry texts from Katie that night. Yeah. Part three is just Katie ripping Tom number two. Why could you be supportive of me? Like, I mean, first like you gave me a sugar drink and then like, La La said that and then you say that La La's awesome.

I'm like, I can't. And then the next part is Tom and Ariane is fighting about the cooktool book. Yep. Which honestly when they when they played it back in as a flashback, it really made me crack up. I mean, I thought it was sort of petty and silly when it first aired, but seeing it in flashback form was hilarious. Seeing Tom's responses to Ariane calling him a bitch like being so upset about this cocktail book and his eyes like

She's like don't roll your eyes you fucking bitch And what she said is true She's like it irritated me because I work so hard on this book I went out and I found representation I'm putting this book together and then suddenly he's like walking right into it. He's like, yeah, but I give you ideas. Bitterhouse like shake it longer. Shake it longer.

She's like, yeah, you are pretty good. So there you go. Congrats you two. So then the question is why won't Ariana marry Tom? And she's like, look, I don't see a point. Every time someone asks me, I get more frustrated, because it's my life. And I do what I want to do. OK.

I'm like, yes, girl. I love Ariana's just unfiltered, anger at everything all the time. It makes me feel good inside. The answer is, yes, Ariana is probably mad at you. For going to the whole back, our new favorite segment. Yeah, a song that always works. Tom's probably walking around like that all day.

Yeah. And Andy's like, well, did you ever want to marry Kristen? And he's like, uh, no, sorry, Chris. And she's like, yo, well, you know, like we thought about it. No, no, we did. Yeah, we did. Like, you know, like in the beginning, no, we didn't. Yep. Pretty much thought about it every night. Nope gross what a couple of She's like I really thought about it a lot when I was fucking jacks And it's like well like jacks has more sex appeal, but his dick tastes funny. I wonder what Tom's doing right now. So yeah, we almost got married

So then it's like Brittany then is I will Brittany or the opposite and she's like yeah I already know what I want my waiting to be like. I want to be in that castle in Versailles. And if we can't get that, I know a good bouncy castle we can get in. You know, I forget the name of the town. It's someplace outside of Versailles. And then the other things I want to kid, I want like two kids, and I want to go, you know, I want like some carrots and like a cat.

And I want an owl that will come by and talk to me at night and then maybe like a mailbox but like a nice mailbox when they won't get knocked over by the kids. That's what I want from my life. I mean, this tradition, I just hope I get knocked at first. Yeah. I'm like, I don't understand why this girl knows exactly what her wedding will be like. And like she wants the storybook, family, family, house, farm, the whole thing. Why she goes after someone like Jack's, the most like cheatery, like at least reliable guy you could ever expect out of a husband.

Well, sometimes I think it's like the same reason that, well, no, I shouldn't say that, that wasn't going to make sense. I was going to say why Camille went after Frazier, you know, but he had like a hundred million dollars. Yeah. But I was going to say like sometimes it's easy when you just like find a drunk in a bar and you're like, well, they'll do whatever I want, you know. I'm going to get on this show, then I'll get a spin off. Then my mom's rental be paid. She'll be able to buy 20 pounds of plastic hair. I mean, I don't know. Maybe there were some little gold things there, but I can't see that in Brittany,

you know, I just assumed she was going to be like that, but she doesn't seem to be like that. She's just like the same old farm girl. She's like, well, ever since I was a little girl, I've been a huge proponent of marriage between a man and a woman. Oh, geez, here we go. And then Jackson's like, yeah, we're gonna have a wedding at Denny's. Yeah. And you probably meant it mean over my hammy So then Stasi the question turns to Stasi's marriage because Andy's just cold

And so it turns that and she's like well well, like years ago when Katie and I were interesting, a F for hours, a F, I would answer Diff A F, but like I come from a family where people get, they get married and they get divorced as a sport. Like my dad's about to get married the fourth time. And Tom, Tom, because his mouth doesn't taste enough like foot is like, well, that's normal, you know, like if you don't doubt marriage, you're not a normal person. Like, I'm still doubting it. I'm like, do you remember last episode of this for you, then, Tom, when you guys all got mad at Lala for saying that you

guys were going to break up? Do you not remember that? So then, Kristen's comedy show, So then Christians comedy so when did Jacks realize it was his dick? Yeah, it took him 15 seconds. Yeah. I mean, I have nothing to add on to that. I mean, I would have thought not worth reading with his hands. It wasn't in real. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So this this segues into the roast that the the the jacks roast and and Brittany's mom sherry and And Jack's again saying that like you know, I'm just kind of surprised that the first thing that she went to that sherry went to was You know that like the the gates the gate stuff instead of the cheating stuff you would think the cheating stuff would be would be more of a red flag but apparently the gate stuff was yeah I like the Andy gave Vanderpump a question to do her favorite thing which is called Christian and Asshole he's like so what did you think of that that skit or that sketch or whatever Vander

Pump and she's like that was tacky even by Christian standards. And tacky, low, awful, mean, awful, terrible, disgusting. Do you need me to keep going, darling? Do you have enough to put together there? It's like, okay, you can stop now. So now Brittany goes on this big defense of her mom, she's like, I didn't want to leave my mom alone at home

I miss my mom more than the pigs And so she starts going on about how my mom is such a good girl and She's the best person in the world and you just don't understand I'm like your mom's a dick, okay? And then when I see her on this spin-off show which they show show in a little while with her white lipstick and 20 pounds of plastic hair I'm like, you know what? You're not gonna sell me your mom, Brittany. Okay. You're a very sweet girl So I give your mom credit for that, but otherwise that woman can suck it in I mean, I probably has I do know I mean, you know, Andy has a point to which was that like you know if your daughter is about to be in this long-term relationship with the guy, and then you're hearing that he might be gay,

and it's not a question of, oh, gayness is bad, but if you're supposed to be marrying my daughter, and then you might be sneaking out to be hooking up with guys, that could be a problem. But the problem is that this woman should have watched this show already and then seeing that, like, Jack's gayness really is not that much gayness.

It's more like wholeness, right? Just a whole, he just needs a whole. Yeah, just as a Jacks. Like, Jacks is just as a Jacks. You shouldn't let your kid marry Jacks. Yeah. But yeah, of course, like it gets defensive when it's like the man, you're wearing stolen sunglasses

right now that he gave you. So, but anyway, beyond that, it's the first time that Andy hasn't really dragged somebody for that, which I was impressed, because normally every little thing is like, well, the gate community didn't appreciate that. And usually I think he's being an ass, but this time he didn't. And I was like, no, drag her.

Drag her. But he didn't. And then Jackson's like, it's just a joke. Like, I don't get why everybody else can kiss. But like when I do it, like it's just, I'm just kidding. I was like, you just made a joke in the first episode of this reunion about how you'll be the,

you'll be the cue in the LGBTQ. Like, yeah, come on. Yeah, exactly. And also, they kisses a joke. You were fucking a dude in Miami and living with him to pay your bills. That's kind of different. Yeah, just to add different.

But then we see a trailer of this new this new Van and Pomp Rool, Brittany and Jacks go to the farm, whatever it's called. I don't know. I mean, we'll probably wind up watching it just because of it. It's our podcast and the Van and Pomp Rool's franchise or it is, you know, like that's a big deal for us.

But, you know, I don't love these reality shows where they take, you know, city slickas and put them in the country and look at them, all helpless and flailing and, oh no, they've got to like stick their hand up a cow's butt. Oh no, they've got to like milk a cow. Oh no, there's poop on the ground. Oh no, they get dirty. Oh, they're hunting now. Another fishing because

it's just like, it feels big. I mean, because isn't jacks from like Tampa? It's not like Michigan. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, it's not like jacks. It's from some like huge metropolitan. You know, he's not like from the Upper East side, you know what I mean? And this show, like, yes, there's cows around. I love the part where they show Brittany coming at cow. She's just like having a normal conversation with her cousin coming with a, it's basically Jack saying the same backwards shit. He's been saying, but he's in overalls now. It doesn't have to pretend to take baths, you know, he's like, yeah, but if you want that, you better get a, you better get a job.

Boy, man, my coos supposed to be the backwoods here when it seems like him. Yeah, I, yeah, I just, I just don't like it because I don't feel like it's authentic to anything that's going on. Maybe I'll tend to to to Brittany, but whatever. Like, this is a show we tune in because these are people who are in Los Angeles and they have like dreams that are quickly fading and they're all just doing the worst things to each other. And for us to have to sit here and believe like, oh, this Jackson, Brittany, often Kentucky doing

the farming thing, it's not real. Like it's not, And I'm not saying that Venniford rules is any more real, but at least within the rules of that universe, it's real. And I just, I don't know, we've just seen it before too. I mean, I love some, some hicks. And I love the simple life. And I love, you know, being from where I'm from. So maybe I just kind of like it for that. But this is the basic, this is the basic preview that we saw. Jackson overalls fat people, quads, bowls, bug spray, Brittany coming a cow, toothless, me mall yelling at people, mom with new giant plastic hair, a church people speaking tongues and Jackson saying someone needs to stop this guy which is hilarious. Um, and then the mom saying, uh, I didn't want the last day to be like this.

I was like, whoa, that's just how we're last day in LA was. Oh, it all comes full circle. So you see, they do kind of keep it their theme. That's true. That's true. So after the preview, uh, Stasi's little brother Nikolai joins the group, he's 12 years old and he has lots of sage wisdom for everyone. Um, he was basically sad that Stasi and Patrick broke up. I guess he, he thought they were going to go all the way and I guess he, it's, it's, it seemed like he blamed Stasi for pretty much all the breakups, right? Yeah.

He's like, well, I mean, I thought it was good and not to be mean to Stasi, but just FYI, like, she only made Patrick only think about her and like Stasi, you can't get everything you want in life. And this is why you broke up with three boy friends. And Tom's just sitting over there jealous. He's like, whoa, look who's got a new therapist, the cast of VP. Thanks a lot dick a lie. And then he's like, so Nikolai, tell us a crazy story about Stasi and he's like, Oh, one time I saw her boobies and it's like,

Oh, no, I know, this is awkward now. But I like this. Stasi's like, which pair of tips was that the old pair of the new bear? Which model was it? the old pair of the new pair which model wasn't. And he wasn't scared of the boobs. He goes, when you turned around and saw me, you made the strangest face in the world.

It was cringe worthy. Like, who does that? Seriously. Yeah. He gives advice to everybody. My personal favorites were, well, Tom, he shouldn't call girls the B word. And he's like, yeah, I'm working on that little man. He's like, well, we're a Carter. Katie, lower it down on the drinking so you don't fight. And maybe you can have some more friends. And she like laughs it off. But you know,

that she what she really wanted to do was be like, oh, that's a convenient narrative, Nikolai. It's a real convenient narrative. Katie's drunk Katie's drunk. What have you done, Nikolai? But a convenient narrative. That's my favorite thing that she's learned because she said it like three times already. I know. Such a convenient narrative. Yeah, he tells Jack that he's basically be drunk and wanting sex for us of his life. And then what I my I loved how he tells Shina he goes, Shina, you know what? There's no picking up sides. And she was like, that's what I've been trying to say. Like she's actually bonding with him at this moment. Like he's really a therapist. I don't want to pick sides from everybody big size. And I'm like, I don't want to drink glass. I'm sick. Yeah, everybody listen to her.

Sheena, can you show us on the sugar drink where they hurt you? Um, I am looking through our Facebook really quick because someone posted these tweets of Katie's that were hysterical. I'm just thinking of it right now with Katie. Isn't that a convenient narrative? These are so good. I have to find them, but I don't want to take time searching. So talk about something. Well, while you search that, there was

then talk about Katie's wedding leading up to it. So first it was the bridal shower. And there was just some back and forth about she and like Katie, I'm Kristen, like spearheading the whole bridal shower cost. And she was like, I just wanted to know what my money was going towards. And you know, like I just didn't know. It's like you said I wasn't going to be allowed. I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I mean, we're talking about a yacht. And like I decide how to spend my money. I'm hating and Montauk. I mean, we're talking about a yacht. And like, I decide how to spend my money. I'm like, really? Because $7,000 was spent on God knows what went up.

Shays knows. Well, then what? And then Kristen was like, well, that's what you, that's what you pay to lower rate. And she's like, no, I paid the whole thing. And then Kristen's like, no, you didn't. And then she's like, yeah, I did. And then Kristen's like, yeah, you did. And then he Christmas like, yeah, you do.

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Which one do you read first the bottom? Okay, you read the bottom first okay? He's like cute I'm not as dimwitted and uncouth as you perceive me to be Hashtag don't judge a book. And then someone's like, oh, how cute. Someone found a thessaurous. Oh, some reading these backwards. And Katie goes, for as prudent as you accuse, I find your insult innocuous and pedestrian new material, please. That's a convenient narrative.

So good. Sweet, sweet Katie. Speaking of which, they're talking about Andy's basically comes back to this bridal shower thing of the payment and There was that whole hubbub where Katie basically tells she know well You know some people think you're kind of fake and then she knows just like a loser shit and starts like crying And so in the reunion, I'm like, seven, sorry, fuck this, god, I'm gonna see, run away. She's gonna, she's gonna, again, at the reunion, it's like, well, you know, sometimes when Katie is,

I don't really have a problem with Katie, but just like the only thing is that like, sometimes we're just drinking and like, it can be a problem. And that's when Katie's like, she's like, that's like a real convenient narrative, okay? So, god. And she's like, she not, that's like a real convenient narrative. Okay. Oh God. And she's like, I'm flaring, but like when you drink your

meaner, then when you are sober, everyone is set up. Okay. And Katie's like, that is really foul. And you should know me better than that. And she goes, look, they'll tell us between having a drinking problem and being an alcoholic. I'm like, she, you just started with an alcoholic was literally like two weeks ago. I think I have one of each of the prime cocktails and I think an alcoholic would have three of each of the prime cocktails and a sugar drink.

So then we get a montage of Katie just being awful like to kill. Yes, they love pulling that one out. They just have that on the shelf right. We go any moment. And then I had to see the guys. I never go to an alcoholic. And then Tom Schwartz goes, that's fair. I was like, oh my God, he is going to get it tonight. And that segment ends with I don't have a problem, which is what every alcoholic says. As they're being locked into the rehab center, you know. But also, she

reaches with the iceberg. This whole thing starts because Andy's like, well, Shina was on a piece mission between Arianna and Stasi. And then Katie got mad at Shina. Katie goes, I don't even understand how it became about us. That's what it was. Sorry, Mr. Then it cuts to her being like, I'm a she's horrible. So then speaking of Ariana, there's a big Ariana Stasi fight as we had into the end of the episode. And you used to be the girl that everybody wanted to be friends with. And now you're, how do you feel when Ariana says she doesn't give a fuck about

you? Yeah. And Ariana basically accused ofossi of manipulating being manipulative. And as an example, she references that lunch that's where she and Kristen invited James so that way that James could spill the beans about Lala. And so Ariana saying that this is a reason why Stasi is manipulative. And then Chris and just yells, I'm an opulent of James. I did.

Seriously, seriously, credit where crowds do. Seriously, inconvenient narrative. I've taken convenient narrative by the two shirt right now someplace. Inconvenient on truth. And James goes, that's a cherry on top of the Sunday that you created. I'm like, wow, you still you still got that ice cream obsession. Doesn't that show his life? Flat stomach.

Crime ice cream pass. Yeah, he's like an alcoholic again, but he's still eating ice cream. This is what happened to John for a vaulted dude. Okay, you can't have both. You can't have both ways, James. Yeah. I'm not gonna call it again, but he's still eating ice cream. This is what happened to John for a full-to-dead, okay? You can't have both. You can't have both ways, James. Yeah. So Ariana was really pissed because she felt like

she and Stasi were making progress, but then when they had that moment at the wedding and Stasi said, ah, I cracked her. I finally cracked her. I mean, I was like, you were so, like, you're manipulating. Like, you're just so manipulating. It's like, it was a joke. It wasn't even a mean thing. It was just like, I was like, you were so like you're manipulating like you're just so manipulating. So I was like it was a joke It wasn't even a mean thing. It was just like I was like there's a wall up and I finally got the root So and Tom's like that was so fucking mean

And Tom said I was like, that was so fucking mean. I mean, look, Stasi has had her evil moments. And I especially loved when Tom too was like, well, you know, that was 2012, Stasi, and Ariana's like, there is no 2012 Stasi and 2017 Stasi. They're the same. But, uh, you know, Stasi's had her moments, but I really, like, she was just kidding. That was just a joke. I mean, of all the things you can get about a Stasi about, that is not one. But Tom and Ariana and Ariana's like, well, maybe I just don't want to be friends with

people who joke with me that way. And I was like, oh, well, that's such a long-term community. She takes got somebody very seriously. Yeah. Um, and then she's like, I just thought it was another way for you to be the victim. And she's like, I'm never the victim. I'm the bully. Like, which is it?

Get it straight. And then, and then, and then, like, yeah, I'm the right after she says that she's like, at that, I'm the bully. I mean, no matter what you guys will never like me or trust me. That's on U.A. I'm like, okay, well, there you go, being the victim again. Only, only Stasi could be a victim about being a bully. I'm supposed to be the bully. I can't believe you all don't think I'm the bully. Only Stasi can be a victim while bullying people about being a bully that's been victimized. This is meta AF. And that brings us to the end of another Vanda pooped rules. So we have one more reunion next week. And then we get to

wait for Brittany Combs or cow, which is going to be my favorite spin off of the summer. That's why there's a BCC field on an email because it's to remind you that Britney's got to come a cast in BCC. Dex is like, that's totally what I use on my grinder for big black cops. Summer house kids are like, yeah, BBCs. So anyway, yeah, we have one more episode of this Van and Pomp rules reunion madness next week. Shay comes on presumably to tell his son in the story. The producer was condom into thinking he'd be telling his son in the story and is that they're going to just make him be like a jackass, which is like, we got some Coke and some white castle under a seat. Will you come or not? We have one and a half waffle fries left for you. If you'd like

one, the best part in that preview is being Andy's like, well, you even know she knows new boyfriend. He goes, no, and she goes, yeah, you do follow him on Instagram. And he's like, that's the dude. There's no, I mean, that's so mean to laugh at that. I know, but that shit is hilarious. He does.

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She's always one of those filters. She always has that doggy nose on because the real nose is healing. Oh, God. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being with us. We will see you tomorrow for some real house. Real housewives. Beble the ho.

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