Watch What Crappens - #437 RHOBH: Little Orphan Bunny

Episode Date: April 19, 2017

It’s the second reunion night for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and it’s a doozy. Erika’s mad, Rinna shows off her skills at producing a single tear, and Kim Richards orphans a sad bunny. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Like, what's the matter? Like, like, like, like, I'm going to give this back like a bunny. Like, what's, what's happening? You know, real housewives of New York has only been back two weeks, and I already want to strangle Bethany's voice on what's what happens. What's that? Literally, like, like, like, coming out. Like, if I have to hear my voice again, like, I'll be dead on the floor. I'll be crying. I'll be crying.

I just want to drum my tears. Like, literally, my walls are up. My walls are up and down. I'm in my box and literally what's the matter? What's happening? Okay. So. But this Beverly Hills day, everyone.

This is Beverly Hills where the only accent that's gonna make us want to kill ourselves is also the one that brings us so much joy. A DREET KINSLE! I knew our dear Fin to Joth thought we were having a good gale time like an England girl! Erika, if I knew, I'd be embarrassing you. I never would have done that Erika! You just watch your hair! You're embarrassed, you're just embarrassed! I never would have done that, Erica. You just watch it. I'm embarrassed. You see embarrassed. I never would have done that, Erica. Because real housewives of Beverly Hills is good at picking a topic and writing it

into the ground over a season. We ended the last reunion episode with Talk of Erica's vagina. And we opened the season episode with Talk of Erica's vagina. It's like, oh, good. Glad we're talking about this some more. Yeah. PK was clarifying for this 15th time, Erica, I looked, I saw, I saw your fuzzy muffin once and I never looked again. Yeah, the first question. What did you do, Erica? The first question by Andy. PK, did you see Erica's vagina? It's like, oh Andy, come on.

I thought boy, Georgia, put his hat down there on the internet inside out, and that's what I was looking at. I thought boy, found your hat. And I realized it's a vagina, and I never looked again. It's like the first time I saw Snuffle Lopper get on Sesame Street. I was terrified. Then I realized it was a gaping woman cave and I backed away slowly. She's like, and actually he said

Um, all I said was that your woman potter for the route for the world to see and she goes, oh yeah, well I'm a whore Eric has taken this to the nth degree. Okay, everything he case said she's like, oh, I guess I'm just a $2 hooker Out of street nobody goes on to happy. I couldn't tell if she was playing it up to ensure another season for herself or if this was touching on some deep nerve because she really was going crazy. And she was like, you know, the thing that bothered me the most about P.K. was when she when he said that I was for sale. And he's like, your last song was called expensive. The fuck like your last label literally had dollar signs in the title. What the fuck do you want people to think, Erika? It's

like a Dollar Tree getting mad that people are bringing dollar bills into the store. It's a dollar tree. You know, Erica, we like you, but you can't have a song about not giving fucks and a song about expensive and then go around giving bucks. That's someone thinks you have a price tag. But I don't even say she was for sale because at this point, she's just coming up with things that were never said. He, in his, in his joking, he was like, he said, maybe she's putting it out there to, you know,

to show that he made some sort of elliptical reference to it. He didn't say she's a whore or that, but, but, you know, he was, he was, you know, we all saw the scene. It was Ikean Gross and, and he was making Tessa jokes. And one of them suggested that, you know, she, that she was putting her goods out there for the world to, you know, bid on or something. But I, as gross as he is, even I don't think he was saying that she was a whore, you know, abakes, Ben, so then he, so then he's, PKs are saying things like, you

know, it's very, I feel like I'm going to Australia in here, but whatever it's PK, it's right in. Yeah, it's allowed. He's like, you know, it's very hard when you've been accused of something that you know his false and you know, being accused of calling him a ho, and he's like, oh, what about me? You're calling me a hooo. I did like that. He was pinning himself as the victim. I'm like, no, you guys could have avoided this by not having this disgusting conversation on camera. Oh, so um,

I'm the Savannah pump chimes in and she's like, Erica, you need a sense of humor. And then, if you'd had a sense of humor from the start, I was like, oh no. And then Andy goes, but Erica goes, I'm over it, I'm over it. And Andy says, but you weren't over it. She's, it's because I didn't hear it. It's like, what the, oh my god.

So actually, this was actually an important moment because we learned that when Erica says that she's over it, she means that she doesn't wanna hear it anymore, but it doesn't mean that she is emotionally over it. And I think that's the crux of this problem here is that when she was saying, I'm over it, I'm over it all season long, it means like, I don't wanna hear it, doesn't mean that she is

feeling any sort of resolution. And I think that's where all the problems begin. She has a different language. I think she's a fucking robot and the gaze were like girl if you want to keep your job You need to be more entertaining. So cry about something and fight about something and no matter what just stick to it She's like all right boys. What is it my vagina? I'm in What is it, Muffajana? I'm in. Muffajana. Remember when you called me a whole.

Remember when you told me Muffajana's spread a cold to your babies. Remember when Muffajana tried to strangle your nannies? Happy cake? I'm like, okay. Drop it, Erica. You're going a little too far.

This isn't like long form improv where you just put your vagina in different creative situations. She's really monologue and insumin' she. So, then the question is, are you still mad about being called a sniper by Eric Alassese? And then she's like, no, not true at all. I'm not mad at all. And Eric is like, I think she enjoyed every single moment about the game. I think she was laughing away all the way to town. Like, one of the three little

biggies. That's what I think. She loved that reminit of it. It's like PK the bowl of Spaghetti Ols. It's not what letter he hates. And every little letter swallowed down that gulet before he burst out, oh, offended my entire neighborhood. So then Kyle says something, which I think is true where she says the problem is that Erica wasn't in on the joke, you know, when all the stuff with the like,

some panties, they're pretty in the bus. I think the problem I agree is that Erica wasn't in on the joke. And that's why she feels some sort of way. But it was funny. Lisa Vanderpump. I'm like, you can grow louder, but it's not going to help. Stop saying it's funny. But like the anti-human, so, so funny. I think the editors are on her side on this one, though, because she goes, when I met you,

I thought you was so comfortable with your nudity. And it cuts to Erica, like, totally completely naked, trying to fit into that dress in one of her first scenes and then rubbing her jokes, you know, like doing everything, making everything about her body and cows like, yeah, but she wasn't in on this joke. Well, she's not in on the other jokes either. I mean, yeah, but I do think that there's a difference. It's one thing to be comfortable with nudity. It's it's another thing. It's one thing to be comfortable with nudity. It's another thing, I don't think she was bothered that they saw her vagina.

That's the thing, it's not about that. And to say, well, you're comfortable nudity. So you should be okay with these. Yeah, it's about making fun of her. Like making her joke. Yeah, that they, not only, like it was, she wasn't aware. And it's sort of, it was embarrassing. Like she said, at the end of the day,

it was just embarrassing. It's not about that her vagina was out It's that her vagina was out to a married man and like she's married and this guy was just like staring at and then they were talking about it And then to reach going around telling everyone like oh did you see she was Flashing everyone and here's some panties. We can have a good laugh about it. It's like It's at the end of the day. It's just embarrassing. I know. I understand. And if we hadn't had five scenes of apologies, I would be totally behind her with this. But now that she's like, right, just, now that she's right, just

le angry and then we get cuts of the things where she's like, where they're at lunch and I lean, it's like, is everybody making up now? Are we all friends? Can we get past this ever? Can we get past the fact that Doreet mentioned vagina or whatever and she's like, oh, something new, just a vagina, whatever, blah blah blah. She was like totally nonchalant, then they have the other lunch where they both in unison said, I'm over it or whatever. It's like, okay, I think that I think the apology at the finale, I think that was when Dore read truly understood or at least you expressed like true remorse and I felt like Erica heard it and Erica was also able to hear it and

I felt like at that moment finally it's been put to bed and I do agree that even though you know Erica has a right to be embarrassed about everything that happened and that they were at peak and to read were gross about it. I do agree that Erica was, you know, taking a bone and running with it. Is that not even expression? I don't care. She was not the first time someone's used that expression with Erica, you know, probably wasn't in actual expression. Like girls have probably been like, that bitch came right up on my corner and stole my bone.

Well, it's interesting because she, Erica is like cool as a cucumber, the entire all the time. But like it's almost like once she becomes like once someone taps her emotions, like whether it was Eileen at the restaurant or at this reunion, she like they come out and they can't stop and she gets sort of righteous about it. And it's weird. I wonder if that's a function of just being like, oh, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck until she does. And then it's like, she can't stop giving fucks.

Yeah. If I'm going to get a psychiatrist to look at, if I'm going to eat a pie labeled as zero fucks and I look at the ingredients and there's fucks in it, I'm going to be pissed. I don't buy that pie. I want to get behind the pie that has zero fucks. OK, stop trying to get me a zero fucks in it, I'm gonna be pissed. I don't buy that pie. I want to get behind the pie that has zero fucks, okay? Stop trying to get me to get zero fucks. What about a pie that has zero fucks? But the crust has a fuck. Do you just peel the crust off? The crust is part of the pie, okay? I don't know,

I just watched Great British baking show yesterday with a there's a high episode and there's a lot of custard issues and I feel like maybe that's a good metaphor on some level. Well you know what? It's more entertaining than two hours of Erica's badge. So let's move it forward here. So well, but we can't because we can't. I was about to say we can't because there's still something to discuss. So Kyle, here's someone was basically like, Kyle, if you thought that this was a bad idea, like the panty thing was a bad idea, why didn't you stop to read from buying the panties? So Kyle was totally busted and Kyle was like,

no, I said it was a bad idea. And then we see a clip of Kyle and Doree shopping and he's like, how am I gonna get the panties? It'd be hilarious. And he's like, and then she tells us the panties? It'd be hilarious. And he's like, oh, and then she tells us, Doreet, this might not go over so well. And that's different. It's what they tell us.

Yeah, professionals don't count stupid. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. The professionals don't count. Yeah, she's like, I thought to, you know, remove myself from any wrongdoing in the confessional.

Why are you yelling at me? And then, Bennerpump's like, call you laughing, cause you have good sense of human cause like, don't do that to me Lisa. Don't tell me what I was. Don't tell me that I thought it was funny. It didn't ask me the question or did they ask you

because you're always dealing with my questions. So just stop that. I don't like it. I don't like it. And then Bannerpump is still going like, but don't it funny humorous? hilarious. So shut up Lisa, stop it, but funny, right?

Shut up funny, haha, or funny no no. I mean both are still funny, right? Vanderpuff just won't quit. So then, so then there's a question about how did Eric explain Pantigate to Tom? And she's like well hilariously Like a knock knock joke darling Cheers out in my eyes laughing on the floor I knew Benny Hill and he was never this hilarious congratulations Erica your vagina should win an Emmy

Better than anything I've ever seen Eric. I don't do that's for sure. So Erica says, well, I just didn't bring it up to him. I just didn't think to bring it up. I just just didn't come up. I just have. And she basically told Tom right before the season began. I thought, you know, that's weird. There's something. I don't mind an age difference. And in fact, I always kind of defended Erica when she would say things like, oh, he runs the house or whatever. But I think that's genuinely weird

that this shit is happening and you don't even like vent to your husband about it. Like, it doesn't have to be a husband, like your partner in life. Well, she did. She vented to Mikey. I mean, look, the guy's 90 or something. And we've already, we didn't get to see him much this season.

I mean, we got to see them eat alone in a restaurant sadly once. Or we saw her give her a painting that he wanted for her birthday. But we haven't really seen much of him. But don't forget that Tom is the originator of go to your room, Erica. I mean, he's like, he's like a dad whose kid should have moved out of the house, but they're still living there. And he's like, God, I don't want to listen

to your lady drama. Just shut up and get me a TV dinner. You know, that's important in life. You know, I can't tell how many times I have been like, like, nattering on to my boyfriend about like, you know what? And then this person cut me off in traffic. I said, what the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with him? And my boyfriend was just like, nod. And I'm like, you probably on to my boyfriend about like, you know what? And then this person cut me off in traffic. It's like, what the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with my boyfriend?

Just like nod and I'll be like, you probably need something to eat. I'm like, I do. And then it's fixed. Like, sometimes you need, you need to have someone like that to kind of give you some perspective. It let you can both vent and get perspective. And then, you know, and if Erica's not getting that, or she's only getting it from Mikey, who's not going to give her perspective, he's just going to be like, yeah, that's bad.

You know, that'll Erica's not getting that or she's only getting it from Mikey who's not to give her perspective, you just be like, yeah, that's bad. You know, that'll crow get it. It's just going to fester. And I'm not saying that again, I think I'm actually I'm on Eric aside in Pantigate, but the way that these things are just like exploding out of her, maybe she needs to vent to Tom a little bit more. She's a little enhanced, but she has taught us one thing. If you're going to marry someone that's completely incompatible for you, just make sure they're rich enough to hire you a real friend. Because, you

know, at least he did get her a good lady sitter. Because Mikey really, you know, I mean, he makes her look ridiculous and has fun doing it. And he stands behind everything she says. And you know, what if you need to pay somebody to do that? More power to you, sister. That's true. The other thing we learn from Erica is that you can draw an entire psychological profile of a relationship based on a few lines that are reunions. That's good to thank you Erica. Thank you for letting me totally figure everything out. Well, I figured her entire relationship out with one line, go to your room, Erica.

It's like my favorite line ever. I was sad when Don Rickles died last week because I felt like Tom died and that's my favorite line of housewives history, except for, no that. No, that. So, um, so then the question is, uh, about, Rina, why did you say, or what were you thinking when you asked, uh, to read if she trusted PK, um PK and is that the reason why Dorida is obsessed with a pantingate situation and PK was like I didn't bother me you know you know she says what she says and then she owns it moves on what are what are off the dogs back you know didn't bother me at all water off the ducks back Lisa's like oh they broken ducks do they need mummies and Rina says I, but in the moment, when we were still talking about it,

she kind of like half apologizes and then Andy says, well, has PK apologized to Tom, Erica, because you asked him to and Erica's like, well, you know, I asked him to, but at that moment, I wanted a lot of shit. It was just sad. I was just asking for lots of stuff. And then Peket's like, I don't own apology to Tom. I owe it to Erica. I did something to Erica. I owe her an apology.

I don't owe anything to Tom. And she's like, yeah, say the, oh my God. Okay, so which one is it, Erica? Is it like you said a lot of stuff, whatever. And actually what he, actually what Peket was doing, believe it or not, was very, I feel like it was very feminist because he's basically saying, you are your own woman

and I don't have to apologize to your master or something like that, you know? So it was, in a weird way it was feminist, I don't know. I don't know. I think you can't get feminists with people like Erica. I feel like I just have to back away from this. Yeah, just back away. I don't like casting Pican in nice light.

Yeah, and Erica is a feminist. I just think they're like better people to use that art came on. She's like, I'm a feminist. Here's my vagina. It costs a lot of money. Let's make a song out of it to Grasband loops. People must have been paid for. Not feminism. But P.K. still is gross and you can never be on his side because he always follows it up with something disgusting You know, and I get that fighting with her even especially because Doree pointed out you brought him into the discussion The Erika's how could he not them see yeah, well he was circling you like a fat orca first of all. That's why she reeled him in But yes, she did, but you know, it's just chivalrous to call and say I got in a fight with your wife and really embarrassed about it

Sorry old chap and Tom would have been like yeah, I'm getting a fight with her all the time Keep her in a cage. She'll be okay. Tell her to go back to her crate It would have been it would have been it would have shown a lot of character I will say that if he says I would be to consider it I'm just saying you know, I'm the disfeminist thing. I was like technically, you know If you're gonna be like your own woman, then that's saying, you know, I'm the defendants thing. I was like, technically, you know, if you're gonna be like your own woman, then that's fine. You know, but I agree though, I think it would have shown a lot more character and chivalry if he had reached out to Tom

in some way and said, I made a tasteless joke. I apologize to both of you and et cetera. Yeah, but if he did that, he wouldn't be PK. So instead, PK decides that he's gonna be the martyr of this whole thing and he's like, yeah, you know, I've so punished for that joke on social media. PK so instead PK decides that he's gonna be the martyr of this whole thing and he's like yeah, you know I've so punished for that joke on social media and Since that joke I've listened to Rina call me a pervert. I lean call me a creep and Erica goes oh

But I'm a horn Because that's not what I said No, I'm just talking about my new song is called but I'm a whore But instead of a dog there's a hashtag of the dollar side. Horse darling, a broken horse. Now, Lisa, shut up. Stop talking about it. He's like, well, I feel she's like,

I don't care about your feelings. She's like, I just made a bad joke, whatever. So then the next question is from like, Marina in Methusuzela or whatever. It's like Marina wants to know. That's a Vania. PK, you told Doreet the Erica should work on her deep rooted issues and he's like, I don't remember saying that and then Rinna goes, oh yeah baby, that's great.

Another one who doesn't remember how that's great, baby Did you forget that you were the originator? Well, you weren't the originator, but you were the original jumper honor of that storyline come on now right now Yeah, yeah exactly. She's like, he doesn't remember things like actually you have like 10 scenes of that She's like, oh, I forgot I don't remember well sorry Well then Doree was Doree was like like, oh of that. She's like, oh, I forgot. I don't remember. Well, sorry. Well, then Doreet was Doreet was like left like, oh, that's rich. That's rich. Rinna doesn't remember. And then Rinna is like, you were the first ones to not remember. So I also, somewhere in the middle here, when P.K. is talking

about the, uh, the, you know, P.K. is just talking about something. And then Erica's like, Oh, P.K. Are just talking about something and then Eric is like oh P.K. Are you going to hold a diamond next to him? Are you going to hold a diamond? I don't know the fuck. Sid was ever my diamond the whole ladies should wear you gonna have a diamond P.K. Yeah, I think that's when Doreet was like you were the one who brought him into the situation. But you know what he did it to himself. He filmed multiple scenes talking about that badge and trying to make Dorek go after it. If I feel for anybody, it's Doreet

because she really is an idiot and she's just let around by horrible people kind of, you know? Yeah, I think that's true. Yeah, so then we get to the Coke accusation time. Where are they doing Coke at the dinner party? And so somehow, so they're like, like how could, how could Rina bring that up? And Rina's basically saying, well, look,

you know, you brought up the, you brought up the drugs and I'm just being honest baby. And you know, if you're gonna ask if I'm doing Zanax, I'm gonna ask if you're doing Coke baby. And if I'm doing legal drugs, I'm gonna accuse you of doing illegal drugs where your kids are upstairs. Baby, it's totally fair, baby! And then they start talking about Zanax. I don't remember what they were saying, they get totally sidetracked,

and now for Andy goes, Guys, guys, let's talk about the Coke, guys. It's like, it's a pinnacle on TV broadcast, then. Guys, stick to cocaine! I like when P. I was like, can I go on to the broadcasting? Guys, stick to cocaine! I like when P.K. said, I'd loved Rina. She came to dinner at our home. I'd monologued about how awful she was to Vandipump. And then we had a great time.

And when she left, I said, why would anyone have a problem with Rina? She's fab! And then you totally turned it. And let's see, Doreet says, oh wait, this is when Erica goes, you gotta hold a diamond PK. You want a diamond right now and Doreet goes, I don't think he should be here anymore than any of you should. It's like you are so stupid. What does that even mean that sentence? I don't know. I just ran it off a label about baking powder.

He has as much right as anyone on the street to be a part of this reunion. So Rina says, oh, yeah, this is a memory thing. One thing you remembered, he's like in a season of not remembering things, Renna did remember cocaine. Yeah, honest, Xanax, blah, blah, blah, let's stick with the coke and then to reach like, and then you level those accusations, those preposterous accusations. And PK goes, honestly, I've never done coke in my entire life. Please girl. And I love Vanderpom, but you know, she's jumping, she's loving this.

People going after Rinna, so she's, you know, anytime someone says like, you know, Rinna, you made such a terrible accusation, Vanderpom's like, that's a very damaging, Rinna, very damaging. It's not about drug use. It's about talking about drug use. You know, it's the St. It's about talking about drug use. It's the same Kim Richards storyline over and over again. And then Rina does the classic Rina backtrack where she goes. Yeah, I didn't ask you if you were doing coke. I asked if your guests were doing coke in your bathroom.

It's totally different. I don't even see how this caused a problem, baby. It's so good. Yeah. So then, um, and then Rina starts grilling PK for his comments with Ken, uh, at the finale party about Erica's who huh? Where she's like, that was disgusting, baby. How disgusting, baby. Those are the most heinous things I've ever heard baby. Um, and then they just show Vanderpump cracking up. Yeah.

And PK, uh, I like when PK, I'm not sure if this is in the segment or not. The note is close though, so sorry if I go too off course, but I like when PK. Okay, I keep track either. PK gave us this bit of advice. Rina, you don't have to be honest if it's not factual. It's like, what does that even mean? It to be honest if it's not factual. It's like, what does that even mean? It's like, just not being honest.

And then Rina goes, oh, well, you're not factual either, baby. It's like, what is this argument? No one even knows what this is anymore. So I can't honestly keep track. That's what I'm like, I'm not sure if I jump forward or if I went backward. I just know this stuff was said around this time. So I'll just say it.

Yeah, so PK says all answer that question about talking naughty or being rude about the women after I left all answer that. And then Vanderpump, because like if she's defending any serial killer, you were being naughty. PK. It's like every, that's what she talks everything up to. You were being naughty, naughty darling Charles Manson didn't mean for those people to die he was being naughty darling and PK like in his mind is like crossing off what he was prepared to say he's like okay got it over and out we would be being naughty that's all we're being naughty naughty naughty Jan Jackson naughty and Erica goes it's about respect so can move on? And then now PK is making Dorita victim.

He's like, my wife was beyond to stop. She goes, why is she me up to strut? Yeah. And then, oh my god. And then Rinna's, and Rinna, I actually liked what Rinna said when she was like, you know, you could say that stuff baby, and you're just being naughty. But I say something, and I'm sk stuff baby and you're just being naughty, but I say something and I'm

skit-so-paradoy drug-addled and do crazy lady bad influence bird breaker. Baby. Baby murdering serial killing cocaine snorting skit-so nutcase multiple personality get out whatever. And Eileen is they just keep printing to Eileen who's like a bad to say something and doesn't or rolling her eyes. And she just looks like she's about to either explode or just like have massive diarrhea. Whoa, that Mexico bug still in me a little bit. Eileen has been a working actress for so long that she's just got the classy aspect together where she's not going to let herself look stupid on TV. She's not going to let her do this stuff. And she fire, she fights stealth, you know, and we see it later in the

episode, which we'll get to. I just wanted to drop that little nugget now because it's my Alene theory and I love it. Yes. So then I think the, is this around when they start talking about the inherently cold, this is delivery code on. Oh, God. Yes. And I think this is the end of the PK segment. Thank you. It is because Erica flips out again and goes Not nice by the way to say that yeah And he goes you know what let's let PK off the hook and she goes oh yeah, let him off the stage Yeah, he's like that's not nice, Eric. I'm not nice.

Get the fuck out of here. And when she said, get the fuck out of here. You know, I love that. I had to make a gif of it because I still say it a lot, but I used to say it for every little thing. Like to the point where people were like, please stop saying that. I would just be like, get the fuck out of here. To hear Erica say it, I was like, you know what? You're really winning me over, Ms. Jane.

You're really winning me over. It's something that needed to be said to PK. It really was. Go fuck out with you. It was something that needed to be said to PK. And it was something that needed to be turned into a meme gift for me to own in my text arsenal. Good for you.

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You look great. I love that. You look great. You look great. You look great. That was a really long kiss montage. And Andy says God it's just so funny to me because you see each other all the time and you're not

like you haven't seen each other in months. And Eric is like yeah it's because we're not late with fake is shit. It's true although I contend that people say hello like that on all the real housewives shows. They do but it is the it is worse here and Rina is the biggest Beverly. She is the biggest hello person. Look, that's the bill or hello. Yeah, that's the bill or hello. That's the biggest way of saying, hi, Kim, how are you?

I don't know how Rina walks down a sidewalk because I just imagine she does it to everyone. Hi, how are you? No, we don't know each other, but I just wanna say hi. And how are you? How are you? Thank you so much for being on this sidewalk today. What a walk. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh my god, I just stepped on the crack. I guess I'm a crack addict now, huh, Doreed? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm writing that one down. How are you? You're just talking to a poster in a crack addict now, huh? Do read. I'm writing that one down. How are you? You're just talking to a poster in a bus shelter now. Oh, I thought that was Reese Witherspoon. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hi, mailman.

Hi, mailbox. Hi, letters. Hi, stamps. Her favorite book is Goodnight Moon. Goodnight Moon. Goodnight stars. Goodnight Moon. Goodnight stars. Goodnight wall. What was that show that ended with?

Goodnight mall. Goodnight, son. Goodnight, Paul. Goodnight. There's some classic show that ended like that. It would never end. The whole show would be renapping like... Goodnight, mom.

I love you. You're so great. Ha ha ha. Is that a new jacket? It looks great on you. Oh, I wish I could look that good and check it's my To be like lights out Rina never has more of an existential crisis as when she calls a helpline and they ask if she wants to speak in English or Spanish I want to talk to both baby Hablo everyone can I speak in universal?

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. That woman's been passing the post, back in the post for so long long she's punching it at this point she's a real pioneer that one. She said something about every time I feel bad about the state of my recording career I just invite Erica Jane over and laugh all night. It was a great moment for all of us. I don't even know what to say. I'll go the fuck up! So, uh, Andy asks Marina.

He's like, well, uh, Aileen from Akron wants to know Aileen. Aileen? Aileen? Aileen too from Akron wants to know why Kyle is such a stupid whore. I know, he's like, um, why did you say that Harry Hamlin will never have to work again? And she's like, I just want to make it clear. They said that Harry will never have to take a crappy acting job again. Not that it'll never have to work because he loves to work. He's an amazing actor. I felt bad because when I was walking down the Starbucks today, someone had left a flyer for headshots. It was like on the sidewalk

and had been stepped on a million times. And there was like, you know those flyers, there was like four random people, like their headshots, where they're sort of smiling at the camera, like they're knuckle under their chin. And then one of the pictures was Harry Hamlin. And I was like, oh, why is Harry Hamlin on this flyer? Why is this legacy this right now?

This is not right. I guess they came under in the duster sale. But also was it young Harry or old Harry? Old Harry. Actually, it's like middle age, middle age Harry. Because he probably just got his head, like sometimes if you get your head shots, those photographers will dig that shit up from somewhere.

Yeah, like look, Harry Hemman came here. Yeah. Yeah. Either way, we learned that now. You like it, Lisa Rina Harry Hemman came here. Yeah. Either way, we learned that I could have Lisa Rina the head shop photographer. I want you to give me this post, baby. How are you, St. With your eyes, baby? When they talked about Erica's soap opera career and he's like, you know,

Erica, you mentioned that you were named after Erica Cain. Your mother must be really proud that you were on a soap and she goes, Oh yeah, my mom was so excited. She used to love Erica Cain. Like, did she die? Did Erica Cain die? Stop talking about Erica Cain of the past tense, okay? Yeah. So I also liked when they talked about Dary, you know, when they're like, so Dary, like you, you've been busy. You've been doing Working business lady things and she's like, oh, well, we have a few different businesses And she's like talent managing sports tech and a swimmer line. I'm like, how is this? How do these things work together? How is this?

How is this this doesn't seem to make sense right now? Yeah, she's like Well, I know how to well. I know how to garden I know how to shock nannies into submission. I know how to get bored George to get out to bed a little bit like But he eventually does did I mention bored George now? There's a man with a job shut up No one is buying any of this shit and then literally literally no one is buying it literally no one's buying what you're making She's like we make Scrabble Coats. He's this little niche of thing you can put on your Scrabble Board. We've invented a little tiny horn.

Whenever someone gets a triple word, score on Scrabble at hunks. We designed a special cloche. You can put it over the board, so that way you can say, ta-da! Scrabbleunder here. We've invented the largest line of bathrooms for an entire party of people to fit in for

the cooking. Cooking usage. With a special table inside that they could play cook Srabblunder. What you do is you draw a line of coke under a word and you snort it and go triple wire score. Triple bloody nose, school! I like that I lean side of the couch. I lean like, well I haven't said anything nice, so I'll start. I went on your website to read and your bathing suits were super cute.

Well thanks, I lean. Thanks for chiming in. And the hurricane goes, yeah, the kid you should do it more a duck let it go. You built something girl. Okay, so now you're happily on to reek side. The show is giving me a fucking headache already. So then up the ante when when we come back from commercial, I believe now we have double, double whammy, Kim's and Eden Sesson are both on the couches. So we know we're in for some real fun. And he's like, guys, we only had one segment donated to the alcoholics in the group.

So we're just having you both on at a time. Consider it a meeting. Get through this and you get a chip. I forgot that that's like, I think I was like a chip like a Pringle. Um, that would mean Kim. I love chips. So he starts with Kim. He says Kim, how's your baby slash dog?

And she's like, oh my God. So baby, this is dog. I love him. I tell him King hooks get up here. Roll over on mommy's lap. Um, then is it true, true Kim that you dated Donald Trump? And she's like, Kim is like, yeah, we went to do no one's in the 80s.

And I've been in for like, sex. Did you have sex? I was like, I don't know what I talk about that president. Are you sure you saw his winky darling? What did it look like? Big small in between. Was he wearing underwear? No offense, Eric. I'm genuinely sorry. I said thatinky darling. What did it look like? Big small in between. Was he wearing underwear? No, fan, Sarah. I'm genuinely sorry. I said that, darling. And then, and he's like, Kim, you could

have been our first lady. I was like, oh my god. That would have been either a dream or the most horrifying thing or a fine. It would have made as much sense as it does now, honestly. thing. You're not fine. It would have made as much sense as it does now, honestly. It would be a different kind of comedy, but a fun one all the same. It's like you can't, no matter what's happening in the White House, you cannot hate the first lady because they're always really fun. Like, who doesn't like Melania? She's amazing. Like, what's a Melania's thing going to be that she goes around to schools and lectures people about. I think we're never going to get any answers to that. And I feel like Kim, in certain ways, would be the opposite of Melania, because you know how this Easter egg hunt that they put on belatedly on Monday.

It was like, oh my god, they missed the deadline to get the eggs and this and that. There's all this controversy. There's the one thing that the first lady has to do is put together the big ol big All Easter egg hunt you know if Kim were in the office if Kim were the first lady They'd be an Easter egg hunt every single day because she's constantly thinks it's Easter you just know it She's just wakes up because he's a risen She'd just be walking around for the whole gear finding eggs. She'd hidden for herself. I found why Dressed like a little girl with curls and ribbons in her hair like polyanna or something. Listen here, bugs. Remember when we did that film together with Amelia? God that was fun! Good times, eh?

She just shows up in the state of the union. Here's the say to the union. Bugs bunny hasn't paid after for years and I don't blame your bugs. You're my hero. But we'll have more on bunnies later. So then we have a montage of Eden hugging you guys. He was the worst because he says and then we also have Eden who Eden hugging. Oh gosh, all Eden was the worst, because Andy says, and then we also had Eden, who fucks guys on Instagram? It's like a cheese, nice intro, and then Yacht turns into the long hug, montage, which I loved. I was just cracking up.

It was both her best moment when her mom was like, get off of me, and it was also Kyle's best moment of the season for me. And she's like, this is Eden Tug holding that little tiny dog. She's like, still going, still going. And he didn't, and they're like, well, so Eden, why do you hug for so long? She's like, well, I just like to break the energy. I mean, I feel like if you hug for more than six or seven seconds, you can really make a connection with someone. I'm like, yeah, the connection you make is that they look like you, like, you're crazy. And they'll never want to touch you again.

At some point, if you hold a pillow over someone's face, they're just going to give in, you know, go limp. And I think that's kind of what her hug is meant to do. She's like, they're just gonna give in, you know, go limp. And I think that's kind of what her hug is meant to do. She's like, just submit. So the question is, why is Kyle uncomfortable with long hugs? And she's like, you know what, hugs are okay, but release is also very important. Like, there's a time to, you know, press a release button.

Like, look, let's put it this way. Kim was hugged a lot as a child, okay? A lot, a lot of hugs. Look, look what it did to her. She's great. I'm sure it stopped some oxygen from going to her brain and now she needs to replace that with meth. But, you know, for the most part,

she's doing really great, aren't you Kim? Hacksley, Bugs Bunny, Donald Trump! Object! Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So the next question is for Vanderpump.

Andy says, Lisa, you and Ken knew Vidal so soon, but not Eden tell us. And she's like, well, we didn't know him well, but well enough to be invited to as fabulous parties at his home. And he would occasionally come and eat at Vitterblankard. I felt like I had a connection with Eden because Vidal would fill out the service comment forms at the end of every dinner and that man really cares about the pasta at Villa B. I really had a connection with Eden because I remember she would come and develop Blanca and order

two rounds of sticky toffee pudding and I thought this girl hasn't made. I also remember going to the house and there's always a little girl clinging onto my leg. Oh nice long and I'd try to kick her off man she would always come back and I always thought she was just a little streeter, she'd turn that, it was a bit out of daughter. He didn't. She's the only child who came to Villa Blanca and didn't color on the child's menu. And I thought, there's a girl who understands a budget. Come to Mama, my broken little bird.

So the next question is, Eden, you acted like everything everything was okay when you left Vanderpump. So I was like, no, she didn't. She'd let him stomping off. But he said, uh, I choose you. I would choose you any day, Lisa Vanderpump. Uh, he says, but since then, you've been tweeting really mean stuff about Kyle. Here's some tweets. Kyle, emoji, banana, square,

flag from country. No one understands had explained. Swirly emoji that turns out if means hurricane, but no one really knows that. You are mean. And here's another one. Kyle, mean, mean basketball, mean. I thought, you know, no one understands these emoji. She's using, but at least she knows how to fight with Kyle's own words, because Kyle's favorite word in a fight is that is so mean. Yeah, because basically Eden's like, well, I'm saying these things to Kyle because she's just mean. Yeah, I like that. I like to tell Kyle's hashtag. Hashtag meme.

But to be fair, I think Kyle has the upper hand in the situation because Kyle was like, you know, when I met her, I thought she seemed great. She seemed wonderful. And then she starts telling people that I'm cold. And then we go out to lunch. The first thing she starts doing is going in on Kim's drinking and asking about where the drinking happened to our family. So yeah, I think she's crazy bitch.

And Eden's like, what? What's wrong with any of that? Like I'm waiting for you to get to the bad part. Oh, Kim goes, yeah, well, you know what? Eden, you didn't know me at all. You never even met me before. And Eden didn't even argue that point. Eden is set a faker.

She made it sound like she knew Kim from back in the day when her sister hung out with her Yeah, well Eden says something weird she goes, you know You said mean things at the cake tasting and didn't even nod to have lost someone in my life You gave me nothing up for my dead sister. It's like eating. Oh my god. I gave you everything Didn't make sense. I didn't really understand that. Like, at what point is Kim supposed to be now? I mean, it didn't make sense. Well, the good thing about not understanding

what the hell Eden's saying is that Kim doesn't either. Like, she never does. She just, Kim had so many looks in this episode that are basically like, what? Like, what? Like, she's confused for a minute. She's like,

without English. So then we have a video montage of Eden and Kim together. And the question is, why did Eden insert herself into the Rina and the Rina and Kim drama? First of all, how could anyone not insert themselves? Because it's an ongoing storm that will never be abated? But Eden said that she felt like she had to say something because she really liked running a lot And she's always looked up to Kim ever since she visited Kim on set in like 1983

You know for like a Skittles commercial or something She's like well, I'd always looked up to you. Doesn't that count? Doesn't that count? I'm like no, I always looked up to Julia Roberts I don't expect the bitch to hug and cry, you know, cry over me. A grocery store if I run into her. Come on. So then, um, this is Kim's things in season one. I'm sorry. I just saw this. I didn't mean to interrupt, but this is Kim's arguments in season one. She's like, you're just so close. You gotta respect people's space. Because remember in season one, she's like, Kyle, I don't wanna go to this group of events.

You know, I don't like people. What does they come too close to me? What does they test me? I don't wanna hug anyone. Promise me, I don't gotta hug anyone, Kyle. Yeah, well, it came back here because Eden was saying, how she, you know, why was she saying stuff about Kim and Eden was saying how she felt a nervousness and a distance with Kim and Kim's like,

well, if you feel a distance, why don't you step away? Which is such a bitch. She's like, if somebody doesn't like you, then walk away from them. I'm like, this is the, this is the same thing Kim probably said to the old lady who's face got eaten off by Kingsley, you know, and Kingsley doesn't like you. Just go away from him. Like, how are you gonna move? Someone had to help you down the stairs.

Those two stairs, that mile long staircase that was two steps. Yeah. So then I wrote down, Rina, why did you say that stuff? I don't know what that was in regards to. Because they showed the clip. They cut together a super clip of Rina being like She's a smith away from that store baby. Oh, Kim is almost dead. Kausher and Able

Oh my god Have you ever seen someone right before they crossed over to the other side? They're looking at the light at the end of the tunnel and you're like go Kim go It's like she's Rina so they cut this like they make it even more dramatic than it was which it was already pretty dramatic And so Andy's like Rina, why did you make that super cut of craziness and came up? Yeah, I guess she didn't remember Like Kim, I don't think you're in any place either to throw the I don't remember Sword yeah, yeah, you probably said the I don't remember thing a lot We just didn't notice because this is the year of the amnesia. There weren't cameras in the dollar aisle if that target you robbed.

I don't remember! I paid for it! So yeah, so you know, Rina, I'm actually surprised that Rina did not get thrown into the fire more for those comments she made to Eden at that time. But ultimately, and I may be skipping over stuff, so you can always stop me if you, if you can't. Kim can basically winds up saying oddly enough, she's like, I think that Lisa has a huge heart. I get excited when I see Lisa Rina. And Rina's like, yeah, we made a men's baby. We made a men's.

And I'm like, what is happening here? I love Kim. She's like, I'm excited, let's's Rina. And she goes, only it. Only baby. Only it. I'm like, you go Lisa. That's like the worst impressions, impressions of Lisa. I've ever heard it. But I love that you're doing it. And then Kim is like, I think they're big hosts for us.

I'm like, weren't you the one like five minutes ago saying, she lies and cries and denies and supplies and fortifies and past rises. Hair guys. And don't get me angry. Well, I think she actually said that one to Eden. She was like, you know, we could have been friends. We could have gone meetings together and, yeah, you know,

like talked about how many coins we've earned up. You know, but we don't act like that in meetings, Eden. That's not what this journey to meetings is about. And he's like, I can talk whatever I want about on my journey in meetings. So that's stupid fight. But then when she turned it on, Rina, Rina really made a very smart move

and just stayed quiet and looked hurt. And whipped out those days of our lives here because, well, yeah. Yeah, and housewives, in housewives' history, all you have to do is become the victim. So if she just lets Kim go on and yell at her and make an ass out of herself, she can look like the victim and she'll kind of win by the end of the season. And boy, did she have a big goofy opportunity to do so in this episode. Thanks to Andy Cohen, who, you know, at long last, Kimmerch was for some reason, is being nice to Rina.

I was like, you know, I think we have hope. I actually got excited when I see her. So Andy's like, hmm, how can I destroy this? Hey, what happened to that bunny that I know was hidden behind that couch? Kim? Well, I have eyes. I can see there's a bunny back there. I like how she acted all excited.

She's like, oh yeah Lisa! Oh, I'm, she reaches behind and gets it. And she's like, oh, well, he's, like, she's presenting her a birthday cake. Yeah, I brought a bunny back to you. And then it's just quiet on set. You can hear the lights going, bing. And by the way, has there ever been an uglier bunny? That bunny is so but ugly. You and then it's just quiet on set you can hear the lights going

By the way, has there ever been an uglier bunny that bunny is so but ugly I wouldn't want to have that either to be honest That's so regifted from something. Yeah, that was like something you get from a low-rent carnival She visiting lian and Dallas. Well, if you can't you know if you can't keep things nice You know if you're giving a gift to Kim Richards, it needs to be disposable. Yeah, it's like you give that girl a flower as you put it in a rubber vase. So when she throws it up against a wall, it'll bounce right off and stay intact, you know. So Kim gives this rabbit this bunny back to Rinnage. It didn't feel like-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en- I will never forget Kim's chicken dance. I don't remember the chicken dance, but I can just imagine it being special. Season one, she goes, season one or two, she goes to a grocery store.

She's telling us that she went to a store. Oh yeah. She's like, I'm ready to date. Like today, I went into the grocery store and this guy was getting chicken next to me. He was looking at all the chicken and I told them, yeah, I love chicken too. I'm gonna do a chicken dance chicken, other chicken dance. Oh, that's right.

That was when they were going to Palm Springs or something. They had like that chicken. So, yeah, so Kim is, it's kind of funny because I just can't tell anymore. Like this was obviously a massively passive aggressive move, but at the same time, Parmy wonders if there was actually some sincerity behind it

because then Kim is also trying to turn the tables on Rina. I try to make Rina look like the crazy one by saying, when you're in a better place, you can give it back to me then, as if Rina is going through some sort of mental breakdown. And then Rina's just like staring and, you know, she's like, okay, so actress, this is the moment you've been waiting for, baby.

Let's see literally see literally started. Like there was a long pause and Rina was making that face and one single tear came down. Yeah, it was like, oh my god, that's perfection when you can perfect the part of a single. Absolutely. Absolutely. So good.

The single tear comes out and she looks at Andy, like the ultimate betrayal, the bunny coming back. And Kim's like, and now Kim is like trying to explain because her gesture, it's like this whole thing is like falling apart in front of her, this whole move. And she's like, I just, I didn't feel like I was giving up the right energy. That's all like, you can back what's like good energy, but like it was bad

I'm like like don't cry like don't cry and when it's just you know It's like you're waiting for the Sarah McLaughlin to start playing Vanderfump goes Darling Rina she's said that there's hope for your friendship and I think goes what do you think bringing it to a reunion means? Send it in the mail. Which is so true, by the way. I just love when I lean finally gets like bitchy and biting because it's rare, but it's so funny when she does.

And then Andy, Andy goes, huh, maybe that was bad timing for me to ask that question because you were in a good place. Yeah. Andy, you think whoopsies. Kyle is about to chew her finger off. She's so, she's feeling so awkward because you know that Kim has been planning this for weeks. And she was planning on Rinne just going crazy on her and screaming at her and calling her a drunk and everything else. And she didn't, but she just went ahead anyway. Like, you've got to be able to amend your plans, girl.

You've got to be like ways if there's too much traffic on that road. Take a different route. Well, because Kim thought she had Rina trapped because either Rina is going to like laugh and be like, okay, baby. Yeah, okay. And then Kim looks like she's extended the olive branch and it's a nice moment and Kim looks great. Or she thinks that Rina is going to go crazy and yell and whatever.

And then Kim looks like the normal one. But instead, Riddance not only starts crying, then, then she finds another way to become the ultimate victim. As if this somehow matters. She's like, you know what the irony is, baby, this was Harry's idea. Harry was the one who said, you know what? Why don't you give her a buddy, baby? He said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, who said, you know what? Why don't you give her a bunny, baby. Get her a bunny and maybe a pie. Next time Kim gets curious about what Harry Hamlin is up to in a spare time, she can ask the bunny. And I said, you're a good man, Harry Hamlin. Sob, laughs, sob, laughs, sob.

This bunny was used in a scene from 1988 and LA law. Harry practiced his lines with this bunny baby. Oh, I like what now she's full on sobbing, which, you know, any girl who's hired on dates of our lives knows how to do this. And I'd love for for it because she is just getting ugly cry down. And Eden goes, you want a crystal ball? Do you want a crystal ball? Do you want a crystal to help you? I have one. I thought she was joking when she said that.

I don't know. I've never heard Eden joke. So this would be it's either way it was great. It was a great moment. Then Rina's Rina is then again just going to capitalize on this and she's like, I need a moment. I need a moment. So then when it gets up and walks away with the bunny, you know, holding in the tears. And then Eileen goes after her. And then in the green room, I was like, that was a calculated move, I can.

She's an evil person trying to demean you. Yes, now this is, I liked that they kept this in. And they knew that there were cameras there, obviously, because we saw a boom mic swinging in and out of the scene. So we know they were chasing them down the hall. But it's still good because I think this is how Eileen really is, you know, when she thinks that she's not being filmed or she's not going to embarrass herself. I think of her as Coach Eileen, you know, because she seems to, everyone around her seems to come out with her opinions, but reformed in a much tackier way

because they're all crazy people who surround her. And she tells her, well, Kim was demeaning you. And she, that was what an evil person. And I guarantee you at some point in this, we'll hear, you were demeaning me, Kim. Yeah, well, Rina is clearly gonna come back to the set next week. And she is going to, you know, crazy,

Rina's gonna come out and she's gonna say some vile nasty things about Kim I mean you know it's gonna come out this is how Rina operates once she gets like knocked into crazy mode she just like the evil comes out and it's gonna be bad and it's really good she literally says that I hope she literally says that was demeaning Kim because I love when she just comes on and starts copying things, but she doesn't know she's doing it. Like that season with the with the munch house and we were like, these ladies are just talking about shit, turning Lisa in like three circles and pushing throughout the door. Like, I'm fine darling. Hey, baby, the, the ground is diagonal, baby. No, you're just dizzy. But yeah, she's gonna say some really nasty things.

And then her relationship with Kim is going to go off the rocker again. And Andy is like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. I just can sit there and smile with his that Cheshire cat grin that he has. Like, he's not even paying attention. He's like half excited and half looking at the exit sign So back on the stage to reach like well understand Kim Richards Have been the brunt of Rina being a mean bitch and then she turns out to be the victim and Kim's like yes And she's a victim. That's what I was saying she pretends and and she And he goes well we saw how that worked out because you just made her look like a victim idiot.

And she goes, well, you know, I'm sorry, but I'm glad that she got hurt because now she can see how I feel. I'm like, oh, Kim, this is why you never went a fight. Exactly. So she's like, yeah, I was hurt. I'm like, well, so now you're proving that this was a totally insincere gesture that you actually still have a grudge So it wasn't a Kyle who was like just go to apologize. Go on. Please just please, please apologize

Kyle and Kyle who's Kim's coach is trying to just give her excuses as she probably has been her whole life She's like just go talk to her and explain explain that you said that because you're superstitious and explain that good energy Means that you're really superstitious because I mean you said that before right superstitious. Did poor George make that song? I love it. No, it's the blind guy. Never mind, never met him.

It's Stevie Wonder. What is Stevie Wonder about? So Kyle is like, go say superstitious, go do it Kim and Kim's like, all right. She gets the bunny and she walks all off. Like she's in this positive mode. But now I lean his coached Rina into complete negative fighting mode again. And so, and Andy's going,

that bunny is so funny to me. So, I'm a fucker. So, Kim and Rina, like meet each other up in the hallway and she's, hey Rina, command the bunny top to ya. She goes, um, no. And then it just ends. Yeah. And I have to tell you, by the way, I was actually so caught up in the ridiculousness of this, but also in the drama of it that when it came up next week

on the reunion, I was like, what? It's over. I mean, I don't think I've been so caught off guard by the end of an episode in forever. Usually you know, you know, it's like, okay, we had a commercial break and now there's three minutes left, you know the end is coming. I thought for sure there was 15 more minutes

because I was so caught up in this funny situation. Oh, this show was, whenever it's for you, you think, how we going to do a whole week of reunions? This is like, we're going to have nothing to say. It's an hour later. My good. That funny moment. I'm telling you right now, that is an iconic reunion moment. And just did it. Housewives just that it came out Easter week. Like that's so right. Yeah, such a good timing. So perfect. So perfect. Well, that brings us to the end of a

nether episode and we will be back next week with the final of the three pot real housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. The rest of this week should be really fun. We've got Southern Charm on Friday. Tomorrow, we've got the very last reunion of Thunder Pump Rules darling. And what do you want Thursday Thursdays? Oh real housewives of New York City, seriously? Like I can't. Seriously? Like they like I can't. Like I can't. Like I'll say I can't. And then we have our live show everyone. So again stay tuned for ticket information. We want we want everyone to be there. We want to we want to pack the place and we want people to talk about the legendary lines, the Gatine.

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