Watch What Crappens - #442 RHOBH: Accountability Smoothies

Episode Date: April 26, 2017

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And it needs to be listened to. It needs to be known. Well, we're recording the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion right now. So when we sound too crazy in it, that's why you've just you've just had your explanation because our warm up hour was Cuckoo Bird. Yeah. Exactly. So now let's bring it down a little bit everybody. Let's bring it down because it's time for the real house was the Beverly Hills final reunion, which means this is the last time. This is it, baby. For the year. I can't. I don't think I can do the least to run on joke the laugh today because I think it's gonna make me cough. Yeah, I can't. I can do like a

monkey voice. And there's a lot of it this time because Lisa Riddick goes totally Kuku. And you know what? We asked her. We said, do you go Kuku? Like what happens in this reunion? She's like, no, not at all. I mean, totally calm.

I mean, you'd be proud. I was totally calm with it. You were not totally calm. She clearly had a few statements. She's like the Hulk, you know, she doesn't remember anything that happened when she When her when her friend the Hulk comes out She was she really I think left us reunion feeling like wow I was so calm and then There is no way this is gonna get to me by the time it comes out She's totally gonna be the she's to be the official villain next season.

Let's just, let's put it out there. She is. And you know, I don't know. I thought she was so over the top. I can imagine a lot of viewers watching and being like, I fucking hate Rina now. But I was watching. I was like, this is hilarious. She is just totally derailed right now.

And she doesn't even care. She is just totally derailed right now and she doesn't even care. She is just over the top. Because Lisa Rina, I think, is how to walk off in every reunion, right? Probably. Well, you know, she's this one. She had wet three, two or three. She's like, what? I can't, I can't right now. I need a drink. When she said, I need a drink drink and then with Xanax and was like talking to all the camera guys because she didn't even walk off She walked off into the camera guy section. Yeah, she just did like She sort of did like a little victory lap. We even know she didn't win anything So it opens up, you know where we left off with a big bunny moment and Rinna had shed a tear and went off and I was like, this is the meaning to you.

And so then Kim takes the bunny. I've seen this all day before. I have seen it. It would mean a lot to see she's sincere. You don't get to choose how people apologize to you, girl. Yeah. So then, so she goes up and Kim's like, can we talk? And I was like, no, that was the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to me. And I

will not accept this. I'm sorry, but for you to do that, you are a sick woman. I'm like, now, Rina, we love you, Rina. But if this is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to you in your life, you are living a very blessed life. I mean, we have the internet. Do you want me to Google some shit? I guarantee you that is not the most humiliating thing. Yeah. You know, that was the most humiliating thing for the lady who originally bought you that bunny.

I was to know that was a regift. Yeah, exactly. Whoever made that ridiculous bunny. You know what? Imagine Rino working out the returns for Target. Like, hi, I just want to return this Mr. Coffee. I just, I just decided that like, I don't really use enough. Mr., really, Mr. Coffee, he's not good enough for you.

Okay. Okay. You're sick. You know what? You are sick. You are sick. This is a man, Mr. Coffee is a man who works hard for you, and you are turning him back. I'm sorry, you're sick. I don't want to talk about this. The meaning, this is a much humiliating thing that I've seen at this target

You know what I feel targeted now Oh, we want to get rid of your ninja blender. Oh, I get it. Guess who doesn't get it The ninja this is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to this ninja you are a sick woman So this okay this up and up lotion, you don't want it, you know what, you know how you make me feel down and down, humiliating. Down and down her baby. So she won't own it, baby. She says you are a sick woman and then Kim goes, see that's the least I know. And she goes,, yeah, right Kim. And so they're walking behind the set. Rin is like speeding up in front of her going sick woman

and Kim is following her going, yeah, whatever. It was like, I'm your card. It was so fun. I just wanted a banana on there. Yeah, Rin is like, do you feel good about getting to me? Do you feel good about that? I'm like, no, I'm very superstitious and I didn't want it in my house.

And then Andy, meanwhile, is like, while they're fighting, Andy's talking to other women, he's like, laughing. He's like, she has to bunny. She has to bunny. They're fighting and she has to bunny. I want the bunny. I really want the bunny. He's like, droowing. So she says, I feel sorry for you, Kim. You're a victim and you'll always be a victim. I'm like, you just ran off the stages of victim and said, this is the worst thing that ever happened to you. This is like clash of the victims. And that is why I love this show. Everybody's fighting over like the biggest victim over a fucking used bunny dollar dollar tree bunny. I think it's like over a fucking use-stunny. Dollar tree bunny. So Rinne can finally come back to set. It comes like, there's the real Lisa, there she is.

There she is. When she goes, you're a victim and you'll always be a victim, vendor pump goes, whoa. Yeah, vendor pump was having a blast. Leblah, Reena. Leblah, Rina Leblah, Rina And then Andy says oh the club how wants it and Rina said Rina whips out a prop which I think she bought this prop

Yeah, you know those little keychains. It's say things. I have a mr. T one that goes Whatever food or whatever he says like mr. T saying so I got for Christmas one time right I'm always thinking when is the perfect situation to whip this thing out I think Rinda got one of those for Christmas and she just never had the situation right so now she's pulling it out during crazy fight time and it says fuck you she just keeps pressing a button it's going fuck you fuck you Kim's trying to be like well I was gonna give it to you I was gonna give it I was gonna when I first got here and I was give it to Brooke and I thought I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you.

I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you.

I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. and I almost gave it to her, but then I decided wait for the TV to come around She says, well, I'm sorry. You're a sick woman and she goes oh yeah, I'm sorry to feel that but I feel it too So it's like the Kim version of you you two you are yeah Kim Why does just donate the the the bunny until I could will or something? You know like that's what you do like that's that's what I would have done I'm like I don't want this bunny I'm just giving to like someone yeah that's basically what rented it she's like I'm taking a second close to Kim to say sorry yeah and I like that Kim was going yeah I just like that Kim kept on saying she's not well yeah she's not well just trying to turn it on like what like what basically what. Yeah. So it's the victim face off where she's going.

I'll serve you. Oh, really, you're a sick woman. Oh, you're not. Well, really, you probably have a fever. Oh, you got a cold. Well, then Rina's like, Oh, fine. You want to use my words against you. Fine. Then I'm going to use them against you. Kim, you just want to be on a show. And I'm your meal ticket, which is, that's kind of a lyric. I mean, honestly, that's hilarious because everyone always says that Kim is run as meal tickets. So for Ridditch, it's to take it and make it her own was so like hilariously like craven and genius. I love it.

I love it because Kim was like, you know when Kim does that thing where she's Speechless, which is most of the time. And this is why I call her Twitch. But when she, she doesn't know to say back her head, just keeps moving back. And she's got a horrifying look on her face. It was that she was just like Kim, the Twitch bobblehead. Yeah. And then I'll take it.

Y'all take it. Yeah. Carl jumps in with her Botox veins because she's like, well, I haven't yelled at anybody yet. So she's like, see, Rene, this is the kind of stuff. I mean, that's a stupid thing to say, Rene. And it's like, watch out, watch out, Kyle. She's like, yeah, let's stupid. You watch out.

And then it becomes like this crazy. You watch out, fight. Yeah. And Kyle says, well, she's not, you know, I'm not her mom. And I'm not going to apologize for her because it's not, I'm not her mom and I'm not gonna apologize for her because it's not I'm not her Which Kyle you can't say I refuse to apologize because I'm not hurt but then At the same time take up her fight every single time like you can't fight but not apologize Like if you're gonna be Kim you got to become all the way

Yeah, exactly and so then Kyle Yeah, exactly. And so then Kyle, then Kyle is also, she's like, and also, I don't like that you said that your Kim's meal ticket because we were Kim and I were the first ones on the show. And they, which was it? Is it? And then Rina's like the white nursery rhyme. I have to say this, but just because it's a fun you are thing Kim goes, yeah, you do you talk, talking about me. And then it goes, well, I won't be talking about you anymore, Kim. any more him. This is mostly rhyming. Now it's nursery rhyme fights. I know, I know, and then, and Rinna's like, why keep coming after me? And then, so then Rinna's like, well, you know, it's fine.

I take it on the chin. I take it on the chin all the time, but I'm not a victim man. I take it on the chin from all sides. I'm not a victim. And then to read all of a sudden, I was like, Lisa, you have a very big mouth. And Rinna just goes, to read,et shut up so do you shut up it was just like a really

chocolate you're going lol it goes oh you too to read it was such like a nasty but like welcomed silencing of Doreet even though it didn't leave silencer at all. I'm not gonna fall. Shut up, you two. Just shut up. And Doreet says, it's easy for you to take it on the chin because you're the one hitting everybody in the chin. Okay, Doreet.

Doreet logic. So then Kyle is, starts busting Renna for putting her in an awkward position between her and her sister, etc. And Rina starts saying how that, we've apologized for it and we've worked through it, baby, over and over again. And it's my sister, how am I supposed to feel? You just said two lines ago that you're not going to take up your sister's causes, which

is it going to be? Exactly. So then Rina decides she's like, okay, she's taking it on the chin. She's and she's never the victim, but you know, she'll be a victim one more time just in case. And she's like, Kyle, you have said so many mean things about me, about my lips. And then they like cut to like one clip of Kyle saying, like, you know, maybe Rina can't close her mouth. Maybe she physically can't close those big lips. Yeah. It's not like they're making fun of your autism or whatever. It's not like, oh, that Lisa Rinnan, her lamp, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I was like, that really wasn't so bad. It was kind of actually clever.

That was good bullying. Take cover girl. Cause Kyle's coming for you. You think I wanted this? You don't think I wanted to be born with these lips. You weren't born with them. You put them in. I'm there to you. That is after saving. When Rina says she takes on the chin, she literally tried to put lips on her chin. I can't get on the chin, which I can because I put a door stop under there. Doors won't stop up against my chin anymore. My favorite restaurant is Chinchin, baby. And then I lean who is in her wear girls and will stick together no matter what every

season of real housewives has dropped the world about behavior. So she sticks up for her no matter what, which, you know, you got to respect. Because that is a priority on this show. But I think goes, well, what do you expect from a dramatic soapob actress? So being sexy. She sticks up for it. She goes, well, it was mean. I mean, you said she kept physically

clues her mouth. And I was like, um, okay, well, I was making a joke at her expense because of my sister again. So then Eden jumps in and she's like, well, what about me? Which nobody even remembers poor Eden was there. Like, what about me? Kim said, I faked your storyline. She said, why? Because I believe it. She goes, that's bullshit. So now these ladies are basically feeling like the finishing line is coming up. And they're all going to start yelling at them at each other about these fake victim things. Yes. Which is where they get ready. Well, to be fair, Eden didn't jump in.

Eden actually got received a question from like Dean Appleface from Missouri, Montana, you know, and so basically he was one who's like, Eden, let's be honest, you only went after the rich, it's great a story. And she's like, I did not do that. And Kim was like, I believe it. I believe it. That is bullshit. Um, and then Eden, um, Betsy from Batuchi wants to know why you would call Kyle and

Enhabiler. She's like, yeah, I did not say an Able but I did protect my past onto her, which is wrong. And Kyle's like, well, that's understandable. Yeah, but then, but then there was like a moment where they busted Kyle where they're like, hey, Kyle, remember when you told Kim season one that your husband took care of her and treated him like a second wife because you know she had to pay for all her bills etc. Isn't that enabling and she's like um um um um she says well to me what enabling is but she had just said you know you don't get to say your truth Rina you don't get to say your truth the truth is the truth and now now she's saying, well, to me, enabling means. Okay, these ladies to be fair, though, that that was, I mean,

that was also seven years ago. So I think that I don't think it's totally fair to throw that moment in Kyle's face regarding enabling. I'm proud of Kyle just and that's rare to hear me say. But I'm proud of Kyle for not just using her same thing as before because normally they'll come up with one thing and just use it over and over again like if they say it enough times it becomes a truth. But during the season when they were like when Kim say, yeah, said your mind, Abe learned. Kyle said, what is that? Like, what does it mean? I make you drinks or something? Like it's a bartender. She's like, oh great, now I'm a mixologist. I'm going to have to fit scenes into that next year so I can sell my next special drink while they're looking at homes wearing my clothes. So then we revisit this idea of was Rina performing when she when Rina couldn't remember

in Mexico that she had said that Kim was close to death. Was she performing or do you think that she honestly couldn't remember? And so, you know, the first day I asked Lisa Vanderpump, but I don't remember if Vanderpump was responses, I think Vanderpump was probably like, oh, there's a full of shit. But whatever she said, I don't know. But then- You can't do that, Reina. I would have killed saying something about that publicly. You can't say it publicly. Yeah, but Rina was like, I don't remember baby and then Doreet's like, well, you know,

you crucify anyone. He doesn't remember, Rina. And like, I don't understand. I don't even know what crucify means. PKG said, I should use that. Is it nice? Is it crucify? I said, good on nice things to do. And then Rina is like, and then once again, Rina was like, I'm not talking to you, Doreet. Yeah. I'm not talking to you to read yeah I'm not talking to you right now thanks thanks so much bye bye bye bye bye bye I'm crucified the Easter and uh vandip up that's rude right now so then Kyle chimes in and she's like, you know, I think that basically at the,

oh no, Andy says at the cake tasting Kyle, you look genuinely surprised when Rena confessed. Do you think, do you think Rena lied or do you think that she forgot? And while Kyle's gathering her thoughts, and he goes, this is important. I'm like, is it really Andy? Is it more important to bunny? Employment. Well, I think that she was just freaked out because there were people there. And then I think she didn't remember it.

Trust me. Bottom line, Kim, she was wrong. But that gave night got weird because of you. And then it goes back to the game night. And a clip of Doreet saying, well I lean it seems like you put words and rena's mouth, crucifying words, words with hammer and nails before you know it. Then people with long blonde hair and wonderful I'm the one who's the one who'sumplot so much? It's not a word Can you glump yourselves? I stopped doing glumplum

You can have Zeriko glumplum and Glumplum and and Alene says don't be rude Just being the loudest and most obnoxious doesn't make you right which at first I thought Good for you for saying something, you know because it'sileen, even though it's kind of in Rinna's defense, but still, like good for you for saying something. But then she said it another 10 times in the reunion, which means she wrote down both the words of glump and don't be rude because just being the lattice and most obnoxious doesn't make you right. Well, I liked Eileen's sort of,

her moment when she goes, I have something to say. It was like a very much like a, one of these like 1984 woman empowerment. She's like a woman in prohibition who stands up to the like boss tweet or something. And it's like, I have a woman and I have something to say, boss tweet. And I'm gonna say it right now.

I don't even know if boss tweet was around a prohibition. I'm not just here as a cute ass, you can slap work. Feel like everything's okay. I'm not that woman anymore. I'm a woman with a voice. It's like, okay, I'm a lean. Say what you gotta say girl. So, you know, Kim is just like not letting Eileen talk. And then I just love that I lean. She really did kind of blow a gasket there.

And she was like, you have no idea what you're talking about, Kim. Kim's like, I don't know. Oh. You inserted yourself. When you didn't know what to see, you didn't know what was going on with to read. And you inserted yourself and Kim's like, yeah, cause I watched you do or what you do to me.

You did this. And then Rina was like, little, in a little like and then you were like Kim planks the rates with herself over there. Yeah, so then so then I eat in of all people you didn't involve people scored a point and this reunion because you know, I lean was talking about how Kim got involved

in this conversation about to read and when I was talking about how Kim got involved in this conversation about to read. And when I was talking about that, Kim was like, well, I'm allowed to have an opinion and then eat and it's like, oh, so like you're allowed to have an opinion, but then when I have an opinion about you, suddenly it's wrong. And you know, she won because then they did that, you know, that reunion thing when someone wins a point when they just cut to everyone looking around quietly. I was like, you know what, Eden? Good for you. You want to point before you get sent off to the Bravo Griviar.

When you see a close-up of Rinna sitting there with her fuck you button, like, it's a time! It's a time! No, over there. Calm down over there. So, Lisa Vanderpump wrote in her blog that what Rinna said was just retaliatory or whatever. And Vanderpump wrote in her blog that what Rinna said was just retaliatory or whatever and Vanderpump says, that's what I felt and she goes, you had an accident with me not the other way around Vanderpump.

I was totally forgiving. It's damaging to a person who's trying to stay sober for people to hear that they're not staying sober. I'm like, you know, it's damaging to someone who it wasn't sober. Articles about shoplifting from Target and getting thrown in jail. Like, this was really not that long ago. And while Rina, yes, I agree that she was using that Kim store line way too much. And obviously, no one's going to be on her side in that store when she's like She's this close to death a smith away from death. Yeah, but I mean come on this Kim Yeah, you know what you know what's you know what's damaging to someone struggling with their sobriety and like newly sober and on the path I'm going back onto reality TV going into like a hostile environment

And then having your sister you know throw you into dinner party party with someone who has been hostile to you or perceived to be hostile to you, that's damaging. So, Rinna, she's just reacting. I think that just because you're a server doesn't mean that you have to be treated with the kid gloves. In fact, I don't think many super people would want that. I think they would want to be, they would want people to say things, like treat them normally, you know. Well, one good thing about this argument is that they're both wrong. And they're both right because Rina does talk about Kim too much because that was her fight. You know, that was her house-wise fight storyline. So she brings it up when she shouldn't. And Kim will make up and

forgive somebody and then act like that never happens the next time she sees her. So they're both doing it and they both have used each other for story lines. So can't we just consider each other both fed and move on? Well, I have actually believe it or not, I've always viewed this Rina Kim thing as not a situation. I don't think that Rina used Kim for story life. I think that going back to that Rina's first season, I think she was very much like, what is going on with this lady? Something is up with her and you guys are all acting like she's normal and she's not

and she needs help. Like am I the only one who sees this? And then Kim got so mad at her and was like, you know, because Rina basically called it as she saw it, which was correct because I think that was the year right that came wound up going crazy in the pull-alounge. And so, but Kim was really vicious to her. And then I think Rina, the next season was like, what the fuck, whatever. And then it just like, they kept on kind of sort of

getting pushed in each other's faces. And I don't think that Rina was actively seeking out. I think she was just like, is anyone else seeing what I'm seeing? And then the fact that like, she came at she came at me and said, I was the crazy one for saying this and said, I was being vindictive when actually she clearly had a problem as evidenced by the fact that she got arrested and was just trying to like deflect onto me. And then I'm not even getting you like an apology for that. It's like, I think it was just,

I think all this stuff was just frustration that stemmed from that, you know? Yeah, I'm actually looking up online when that was that she got arrested. Because it was the first, it was the first, because this is Rina's third season that she just did. So the first season was, she got arrested after the first season. The second season, Kim was gone, right?

Second Rina season, Kim was gone. Because she came back that one, there was like an episode in Palm Springs where Rina season Kim was gone because she came back that one. There was like an episode in Palm Springs where Rina and Kim came face to face and it was tense. And then this is the third season and Kim's back now. I think yeah, says 2015 was the arrest, but how many times has she been arrested? Well, but it was like a string of arrest. She that was that that was remember she had she really hit bottom there. She got arrested at the Polo Lounge and then she got arrested. Well, but it was like a string of arrest. She that was that that was remember she had she really hit bottom there. She got arrested at the Polo

Lounge and then she got arrested. She had all these crazy things with the target thing. There was a stuff in Mexico. Oh, Mexico. It was like a whole string of your table, babe. Oh, sorry. It's because she, well, it's the date's going to happen. We're both cracked out. I'm boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, here I'm like, who been is both cracked out. I'm confon, bumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumb So whatever happened in the spring of 2016 is what was, you know, that's why everybody was like, oh, I'm still so worried about Kim, which, and then Kim's like,

what are you talking about? I'm totally sober. I've been sober for a month. You know, right. And I just think that like, I genuinely don't feel like Lisa Rina went after Kim for a storyline. I think she got a storyline out of it

and it became her thing. But I generally think that she was like, what the fuck is going on here? Why is anyone noticing? And when she's saying something to try to be helpful, Kim claps back and it makes Rina seem like she's the devil. And then Kim gets arrested for all this stuff, which actually shows Rina like, oh yeah, see, Rina was right. After I yell, after I like villainized Rina for making oh yeah, see, Rina was right. You know, after I yelled, after I like,

villainized Rina for making her seem like a crazy person or whatever, for saying that I had, that I, you know, Kim blatantly lied on that reunion, you know, and she was like out of control. That was when the dog had bit her niece and all that. Like, she came was deranged. And then it all came out. And she never really

Apologized as far as I can remember to to Rennon. I think Rennon was had some pretty like sore feelings about that Which I think is pretty understandable to be honest and I think this thing is just sort of like Followed them because it was all so unresolved and it seemed like they sort of reached a resolution things a conny Wilson but Well, you know, it's always kind of been the same thing with Kim. And we've been saying this for seasons where it's not really about what Kim does. It's about how people react to what Kim does. That's the problem. Like that's always the fight.

And personally, I mean, I just think it gets old. I mean, on both sides, like when, when, when, when Rennad did that, we both groaned out loud at the beginning of the season. Oh, I, I, I do we need, I don't want another season talking about this. Yes. Leave it alone. It's not you. You guys aren't friends.

Stop talking about it. But then of course, this show really is the most fun when they're fighting about stupid shit like this. So, well, that's stupid. I mean, it's actually pretty significant stuff, but I think that like I agree. If you're fighting about your sobriety, but when you're fighting about your sobriety with somebody who doesn't even know you, I mean, I believe honestly,

everybody has the right to be not sober. It's when it comes into how it affects other people's lives that becomes the problem, you know? Right. Well, if you're gonna stay in your house and be a drunk and not drive or not hurt anybody around you, then fine. But the Lisa Rinna stuff, it's like she already got her say, they already had their fight, your house and be a drunk and not drive or not hurt anybody around you than fine. But

the Lisa Rinna stuff, it's like she already got her say they already had their fight. They had already made up. So for her to bring it up on camera, it was, it was just throwing the gauntlet. And I think Kim is saying, well, you need me for a storyline, which I can understand why she would feel like that. And then Rinna's like, well, you need me for a storyline because every time you showed up somewhere, you tried to start a fight about it. Even after I would have all the other. It's like, well, you need me for a storyline because every time you showed up somewhere, you tried to start a fight about it, even after I would have all of those. It's like, I think that they need each other. This season, Rina lost the upper hand.

Like, because I stand by everything I've said, but this is the season where Rina took the bait at the game night. And then when she said the stuff to eat in, it was like, at this point, she shouldn't have been re-opening it. At that point, now, I think that that was bad of Rina. I think that she should absolutely not have said that. The other stuff, I don't think she was out of line, honestly. I mean, she should have obviously,

she tried to help Kim, and then she should have realized, okay, this is one of the people who can't be helped. I'm just not gonna touch the situation. But then, Rina did something that's like very much to something that I would do, which is like, okay, I'm not going to talk about anymore, but I just want you to know the only reason I brought it up is because I was feeling this way. And by her trying to explain her action, she's inherently bringing it up again, which is what happened in Amsterdam. And that's

when Kim yelled at her, and they had that big fight. And so I understand Rina's compulsive desire to try to like clarify and make people understand where she's coming from because I feel like I do that a lot. But what I did, it just got her into trouble. But I understand. And it's classic. It's so classic, Rina. Because last season was my chausin, you know, and then, oh my god. And that's Rina like, well, I'm just saying what I see, baby.

Where it's like not really your place to say it. But then this is also the reason it keeps going on. Andy, okay. So Rina goes, Kim, I haven't mentioned one word about you with six months, baby. And Vanderpump goes, she hasn't said anything about Harry for two years. Get over it.

You know, and then Rina says, yeah, but we made a Mense and then they show them on the couch with Karnie passing them by with tiny cheesecakes in the back like And um they're like we moved on and everybody's like we've moved on. Oh, I've moved on too and then Andy goes Well It was a joke about a pill in a smoothie or was it a joke? Exactly By the time it got back to Rina, it was no laughing matter. Wow

And they show this annex clip it's annex time So we saw the whole annex montage and then when we come out of it the entire Doreet couch Just starts going after Eden. They're like okay. Well, we're on sort of the losing side of this. So let's go up to the easy target. Eden, how good you? You're the one who told, you're the one who conflated this. You did it all. Eden, you need to eat. Duret just started going after poor Eden. Eden is such an easy punching bag, poor thing. I'm not going to say it. I'm going to abandon by her mother at five hours old, you know, to go to the hamptons and now punched around by Doreet of all people.

Also, Eden is one of the only housewives, and I think she's a one-season wonder, unfortunately, because I started to like her. I really like Eden. Yeah, I do too now that she's like just some kooky spiritual weirdo who hugs too hard. The underdog, you know, which is so light. I kind of like her now, which I-

Let's get her her salon. Yeah, so you see, you can change people. You you can change a bitch because now I'm like pro Eden I forgot what I was gonna say about Eden. I'm trying to look here what they were doing. Oh, they showed this isn't about Eden but they showed one of my favorite clips of Rina hearing that everybody was talking about Xanax and I think she was talking about Doree and she goes well, why wouldn't she tell me? She's a pussy with a capital B and I just love when Rina does put down in mom voice. Yeah Capital B and then Doree it's like I don't remember and Rina saying it's convenient that she doesn't remember

So now we're going into the Don't remember fights and the Xanax fights. And then the, whoop, my house is a cop, Dan Lisa, Renovular, her babies. You know, as entertaining as this reunion is, and as funny as that bunny moment was, I have to say, there's been a lot of funny stuff

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No Luan sit down. Mommy can't buy! She's a Levilla, am I right everyone? Would you believe it? Did something this fight isn't about Tom? It's not about Tom. Oh, oh, okay, nevermind. The reason he says, well, induced is different than Xanax. It's different than having a raging Xanax problem, but you're the one who highlighted

it, and when it goes, you talking talking circles you just gotta stop baby circle circle What has a beginning and an end but no corners and isn't a swell as it is a triangle but it's a very popular other shape guess And she says the only reason people kept talking about the next is she kept saying it The only reason people kept talking about Zanax is she kept saying it Which is kind of true because Rina really did get so pissed off when and it was before she had seen the clip granted But she did keep like how dare she telling people I'm a drug addict But also Doreen was going I like to know the clip of Doreet going around from person to person Good job, I believe it. What the funny thing really talking about Zanix? They didn't even fully show it.

They didn't even fully show it because there was, there were other scenes where Doree mentioned that pill. Like she mentioned to Boy George, she mentioned it to Lisa Vanderpump. Like Doree went to everyone and she like that's her, that's her M.O. She will suggest things, but lightly enough that she can then, you know, say, like, have full denial at every union. Be like, all I was saying was about induction. Did she induce her babies?

That's all I wanted to know. Is an induced personality on the hospital of the babies and such. Oh, this was what I was going to say about Eden. And it's about Doreet too. This is the first time that we've had two first season housewives that have learned a lesson so quickly because Eden learned it with her first storyline where she got in trouble with all the drug stuff so she backed the fuck away and became likable. And Doreet learned her lesson when she came right out and did the Erica thing over and over

and got yelled at multiple times. And then she learned that this time she's going to try and do it in a back handed way and make somebody else do the fight for her. Those are usually lessons that take at least an entire season to learn and these two learned them very quickly. Now Doreet did not learn to just let it go. Like you say it once you say it twice and then it's over. You don't say it 20 times, you know. Yeah, exactly. If they don't think they get a bigger worm girl, don't just keep throwing the same little piss ant warm out there ain't fishy. Yeah, exactly. So Mandy from like Plopplop Ohio said, Doreet is

calculated when she mentioned in Mexico. I was like, yes, that's a whole point because if it was just a throwaway joke, why would Doreet in Mexico just announce it sort of in a, like a, sort of like a laugh in a way that she was passing on gossip, but you know, like what was the point of that? She did it because she wanted to start spreading shit about Rina.

I'm sorry, she was not doing it to be like, she wasn't like saying, oh my God, it was the funniest thing. Rina was hilarious. She put a Xanax in there, she started by she makes Xana thing. Rina was hilarious. She put his annex in there. She started by she makes Xanax. Isn't that hilarious? She just sort of brought it up to be like, isn't Rina crazy?

She is a crazy lady with mood swings. I think it's because of the Xanax that she puts in her smoothies all the time every single morning. Yeah, because she brought it up while they were talking about Rina's crazy behavior. And did she do it or did she not do it blah blah blah? Right. So then Rina is like, Rina taking know, the channel is a not victim is like, yeah, that hurt my business. It was out in the press. It hurt my business. It hurt my

duster sales. Okay. So I'm not going to own that baby. And then Kim was like, if anything, Xanax addict would like a duster more, you know, it's like a very comfortable piece when you're tripping. Yeah. So then Kim was like, well, what you said hurt my career too. I'm like, yeah, except the differences that you are in addict and you weren't sober and you were lying and you were throwing it back in Rina's face versus Rina who made a joke and now Rina's and then Doreet went and then started to spread it around as if it were, you know, the mission of guilt. And also no offense, but what's your career? Could you tell me again what your career is? Well, we can get back to that a little bit later in the episode if you know what I'm saying.

So then the question from Fizz Fizz in Ohio. Fizz Fizz from Ohio. Next to Mandy from Plop Plop. So the question is, what is your list to fill? So Rena Whips out a list and she's like, AdFilp, Vitamin D, Essence of relaxation, Wondering Tonic, The Crosswalk, Goody's Estrogen, Perchester, she starts coming,

Raspberry Keytones, Happy Happy Poop Poop, It's her request. Tickets, take tax. I've got some nice, remember that Raspberry key tones happy happy poop poop circle Certz tic-tacs I've got some nice remember that cough drop from 1997 I mentioned that only because I have a cough at the top of mind By the way and somewhere in the mix here Erica. I maybe this was like a little bit before the the drug I don't remember where but Erica was saying how like you know what when you talk shit about someone It doesn't make you look good.

When Doreet talks about my panties, it doesn't make me look good. When Rina talks about Kim, it doesn't make him look good. When Doreet talks about Rina's annex, it doesn't make me look good. We're all in the same boat, which is why I don't understand why we keep doing it over and over and over again.

It's like cut to Andy Cohen smiling and sharpening his knives, right? He's like, it's called, Oh, I'm about to throw that in. Sorry, now. You're totally right. Let's talk about your badge again. Yeah, I wonder why we talk about each other so much. Oh, that's right.

We're on a TV show where every week we sit down in front of a producer and they say, so when Rina said that she wanted to murder your dog, how'd you feel about that? Well, I just keep looking at these people boxing. They're all bloody. when Rina said that she wanted to murder your dog, how'd you feel about that? Well, I just keep looking at these people boxing. They're all bloody and I keep thinking, why do you just make each other bloody every time? Why do they do it? Because it's boxing, Erica.

That's what they do. What are they going to do? Sit there and read highlights together in a waiting room? No, it's boxing. People bet on this shit. Although I would like to watch some boxers doing watching, reading highlights and trying to figure out which pictures were different. people bet on this shit. Although I would like to watch you know some boxers doing watching how reading highlights and trying to figure out which pictures were different. So after

the pill bag Eric is like oh whatever my mind is more excited than that I don't give a fuck. And the rena rena goes well it's where the god I've never put one in a smoothie which is a lie and then Eric goes who cares if you know the Which I think America can agree with that. Yeah, I think well, but now you'd need a Xanax and Rinne goes I'd love one and Teresa see she's induced So So so now we get on to coke issue, which is like probably my favorite controversy from the season. And I love that meme going around. Have you seen that meme, meme Ronnie, where would you say yes? No. No, I don't think so. Oh, okay. I'm like, if you said yes, then we will proceed to the next topic.

No, the meme is someone, it's like on Instagram. It's like a, it's on Instagram and Twitter. And basically it's someone saying, I don't, I really don't give a shit about anyone else's life, but at the same time, and then they have the, on the bottom part of it, is the gift of rena going, where people doing coke at your party. It's like, this is also me, which is so true. It's like, you know, I don't fucking care

what goes on in your life, but at the same time, I care so much, I want to ask every single question. It's my favorite meme right now We're people doing drugs in your bathroom. I should all know I was getting my makeup done in my coat Well, so then so Rinda's basically saying you know I brought it up because if you're gonna ask me if I'm like a drug addict if I'm addicted to Zanax If you're gonna ask me that then fine, I want to ask you about this because we're talking about drugs, so I want to know about you because I'm being honest. I'm being honest to my mom at my truth.

Yeah, and I observed it in your home, baby. I never said it with you. I just said I observed it. Like what are the stars gonna yell at me for looking at them? Ha! NASA's like, God, those stars are really loud tonight. So he did it purposely to make me look like a bad mom. He didn't even have self look like a bad mom and a. Yeah, Dereet said that. We're gonna do it to hurt her and to a famous character. I'm like, well, what the fuck were you doing when you brought up the Xanax thing in Mexico? Yeah.

And then Kyle jumps in. Well, maybe it's because I'm more sensitive to that. But I would have flipped out if someone said that about me because I would not allow that in my home and it disgusts me to be honest. Oh, Kyle, you hang out with Fey Resnick. Are you really telling me that you have some Coke detector there that's gonna have people get rid of their Coke

before they come into your room? Give me a break. Yeah, well, I mean, you have a white party. Yeah, no sit. You have Fey Resnick make all of your countertops mirror. Like, what do you think that means? I'm just kidding. So then Andy asked to read, you know, where, so where did everyone go to dinner party?

And I'd love to read sandwiches. She's like, well, I have no idea. I mean, I was hosting a, I could have been checking on the chef or releasing the wait staff or checking on my kids upstairs or doing lines of coke with my guests in the bathroom. I mean, I don't know. It wasn't coke was this I would never do coke while releasing a wait staff, Rena. We have a cute pretty little, pretty little coke bag, pretty little coke. Rena says I call it like a saw it and Vanderpump you know it was retaliatory Rina I love when Vanderpump hasn't gotten herself into too much shit and she can just sit on the sidelines groaning

Yeah, I think she was really enjoying herself this reunion because you did not have to get into the mix at all She just got to sit there and chime in with judgements. She was sitting there smiling like a cat with a mouse Like she was so happy and even pointed it out at one point. He's like, so you must feel better this year. Sitting at the center seat instead of the seat right by me or whatever. It was wonderful darling. So my favorite, my favorite fight of the reunion

outside of the bunny situation was when Andy was like, well, eating and keym, thank you so much for coming, Aliens, before they go, I would like to say something and as least dramatic fashion as possible. Kim, why is it that every time you try to insult me, you always mention the fact that I work on a soap opera, what's that about? It's like, it's degrading, it's degrading the way you say it.

Oh, good. And Kim's like, well, you know, so But so bad. This is different than movies. I'm like, okay You are not a movie star You were in some movies, but you're currently your main your main gig is to be a recurring Character on a reality show as was Eileen who's had a working gig for 30 years, which is almost of her to have been hallowed. Like she was a legit movie star when she was a kid, Kim. She was a huge movie star, but she was a child actress.

And if anybody's seen those movies from back then, the acting kind of is, you know, a little bit below the soap opera acting. I mean, listen, Kim, Eileen played quadruplets. Okay, She wore buck teeth and very thick coke bottle glasses to bring her care to the life. Oh, there you ma'am. You are. Well, I also, Kristen, me, me, me, me. You also bring up a good point, which is that you are really walking on thin ice when you malign someone for being a

soap star, when you in fact are a child actor because if anyone anyone can incur the scorn of the masses as a child actor. Yes, and I think she says, well, different than movies, I'm only going to go, not true. It's not true at all, which of course it's true. And Kim says, well, she's more dramatic, you know, I mean, whether it's film or TV, this This is reality and it's not about being so dramatic And I lean as you're pointing your finger and twitching yourself at your chair right now and I lean like you're saying I'm over dramatic have you watched yourself on television? Yeah, all right Well, I see my audition for friends All right, well, I'm very dramatic too. She goes, Kim, Kim, Kim. Alina, Alina, Alina.

I didn't talk to you that way. It's not a soap opera, it's real life. And then Alina goes, a buh-bye. Yeah, okay, done. buh-bye. buh-bye. And then we're just like, oh wait, I see something that we could do.

buh-bye, Kim. buh-bye, Kim. buh-bye, Kim. buh-bye. buh-bye. buh-bye. But I like Kim in defending herself, totally did exactly what I lean a accuser of doing, Bye bye bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Kim just does another one of those bobble head Well Kim fails to realize that all actors are over dramatic

Yes, but here's my ish with I'm leaning on this I lean always goes after I mean she's going after the weakest one Like why do you need to keep her on stage to yell at Kim? I mean you did Kim really do anything to I lean no Eileen's just jumping because she's defending her friend. And then Kim says, well, are you a plod, Rina? Will she disparage me? And Eileen says, oh, so you're mad that I support my friend now? And she's someone, oh, I think Vanderpump says, well, you support her when she's wrong. She was, no, I don't.

I mean, it's like, no, she doesn't, baby. No, she doesn't. She does. She's supporting you right now and you were wrong Well, it's just funny because Bandra pump is the one who says you know she's protected She likes to protect to read and support to read so you know they all support each other But you know they just attack each other for it when it's convenient for them so cam again says was cuz I'm super

Stitious and then Rinna's like I can't I can't do this and she stands up and she goes That's a bullshit and then she walks through the camera man and says I need a drink and a zanex Give me a drink and a zanex Want some Kim and then Andy as like him and Eden are leaving Andy's like oh sorry again about the bunny I'm like no you're not just stop it Andy Stop it. So then we get into the search for Max's parents. And it's all downhill from here on the episode by the way I like to add.

Yeah, we don't have too much to talk about from here on, but it was pretty funny when Andy's like, well, the ice cream, Lisa Vanderprel proved that she can show emotion. Here's a quit package. Yeah, dick way to say it. So then it's like, I saved the world from dog tacos and I got Max in apartment, etc, etc. And then it's just a lot of that, which is this is an odd place to put that. I know it was strange that they put it towards the end of the reunion. I mean, Lisa, you know, she's crying about like, so Lisa, how do you feel about Max meeting his mom and she starts to cry and she's like, you should I'm crying because you should the dogs. I'm not crying for anything else. It's just dogs. Don't cry. Don't cry. Don't cry. I'm crying for what

I've put that couch through in Max's apartment. And then she starts talking about how Max wants to go. And when he meets his biological mother, he wants to thank her. And I'm like, wow, that's very moving. I'm like, oh, be quiet, you overdramatic soapstar. That was really moving. Remember when I talked to that dog? I was like, oh, shut up, I mean. I'm not over dramatic.

If I am over dramatic, it has to do with my frequent bouts of Montessoma was revanger nothing between my soaps and sub-careers. As someone who's also been in films, as someone who has a leading role in a film that had lined the Bribank Film Festival, I understand all facets of the acting world. Do you remember when the asteroid almost hit us in Hong Kong as I touched my finger through the tiny breathing hole to say hello to that baby Sharp A who could love me if it wasn't about to be hit by that asteroid and ruin forever.

I have to say that not only being a soap star but being a full-fledged blockbuster film Thespian who appeared in such films as Star Wars is very honored to be here to hear that story. So Star Wars trilogy. The next question is Vanderpump, um, Pupi from Potomac. You keep making them come from Potomac. Cause like I'm choosing a lot of B words today. I don't know why. Pupi from Parentville Pittsburgh. The parentville, parentville suburb of Pittsburgh and Pennsylvania. I don't see my geography sucks. So they're like, why do you say that you make your kids support themselves and do everything on their own, but then you

buy Max a condo and she's like, well, Max had held down a job for six years and supported himself, girl. It's in your restaurant. It's not like he's kept, I mean, look, I wish I had you as a mom, but I don't think that counts. And I like that she never really has to address the question because the next one is, remember when Ken was crying, a lot of people in America were very sad that you didn't embrace him.

And she's like, well, I think it's odd that people think that it's because I'm British, because normally, we're very tactile. Which is the coldest way of seeing that you hug. That sounds really loving right there. By the way, the emotional beats you occasionally touch with gloves on. One thing we love to do is we love to go to a dark room and touch things and see describe the textures bumpy smooth bumpy smooth. I did say by the exit sign and made him face a window to cry outside towards the customers it's how I love

Andy. What are the reasons why we decorated Max's condo with those sort of frilly feathery pillows? So when can I come over with things to touch in a tactile way? By the way that condo Wow, it really looked like it was a cheap salon on Noura's Lisa's one of those people that if you were like mom, I'm gay. She'd be like darling. Thank God Lisa's one of those people that if you're like mom, I'm gay she'd be like darling. Thank God Thank God I'll be able to finish your apartment for the rest of your life

Yeah, I've got a fuzzy ottoman on its way to you darling Superprints So then trouble between Harrison and Jiggy La la la there was a stupid segment where they were trying to do like look who's talking talking with Jiggy, it wasn't funny. And Lisa assured us that the Jigsaw Ren Supreme. And then we go on to Renna's family and we saw the girls modeling and was it weird with Jiggy? And it's like, no, Jiggy, she's a class sack.

She came up and said hello. She said hello to girls. Said hello to Harry Hammond. Then she even took an elevator with us and then she walked away and then she walked into her room, and then we walked into our room, and then I could hear her close the door a little bit, and put the little chain up so that we know and could block through, and I thought, that's a classic girl. First time I've ever ordered a gin and tonic with lime, someone didn't start crying for that family.

Ha ha ha, good kid, good kid. Did you see the Instagram photo? I'm gonna try to bring it up. It was in our, Did you see the Instagram photo? I'm gonna try to bring it up. It was in the Watcher Crappens private group, which I think these days is called like, gosh Craig, what's the matter with, watch what happens? I think there was an Instagram photo of Yolanda

and she's wearing a t-shirt that's like, it says something like God made Gigi or something like something ridiculous like that. And she's actually posing with Gigi and Bella. And just hilarious, that not only, I think the caption says something like, I love my children. First of all, the other one isn't even there. And even though the other one is there, she's still wearing a t-shirt that's showing literal preferential treatment to GG. GG. Um, yeah, and Bella's like on the bottom of the picture just getting her head in like in

Yolanda. It's, it's amazing. So we move on to the end, you know, the end. Bye, bye. And Andy asks, uh, he says, so Rina proved that she can own it in the toughest circumstances any regrets Rina and she goes well I learned not to open up too quickly to strangers and not to talk about Kyle's sister and Eileen is next and she goes if you see something you say something this terrorism now Eileen I know This is terrorism now, Eileen. I know.

Stop quoting George Bush after 9. Hello, this is actress Eileen Davidson. I'm calling the 911 Security Department. I'd like to report a box full of accusations on the subway. Do you have terrorism people? I'd like to report that an ex-child star tried to compare soap opera acting with movie acting and failed miserably. Hello, this is Ali and David Sandstar of the Black Butter Film,

Taitania. I learned to report Kim Richards judging someone. Thank you very much. Daryl, if you could change one thing, she says, I wouldn't have given Eric of the underwear. Okay, so then Kyle, Kyle, you started this journey seven years ago. What makes this group unique? And she's like, well, I like everyone. That's a first. Somewhere Carlton is roiling with rage. And're yeah for granted holding a dead being her hand I will I will avenge you be I will avenge you and then the question to Vanderpump is what

if someone tries to steal the crown from you and she says I think this time I'll give it to them darling and Erica's like lies she's rosier eyes I believe it when I see it. And Erica's basically like, I'm gonna fuck. I don't get the fuck. And that was Kim. Sorry, I was Kim answering for Erica because Erica gives so little fucks that she wouldn't even answer. Yeah. And that was basically it. And they brought out some some smoothies to toast with.

And Andy got the bunny. Yes. Andy got the bunny. The smoothies came out because, you know, after agreeing that we should all just let the Zanek smoothie thing go, I'm glad Andy was able to bring it back one last time. Real housewives of Beverly Hills, you have been a pain in the ass, but also very fun this whole year.

It's been a nice mixture of complete frustration, don't know birds, but also complete fun and craziness. So thank you. No pain in the ass complaints from me. Well, that's because I'm all, I also was not writing recaps and then doing audio books. So for me, I was just watching, consuming and reporting and not reporting accurately. They really did stick to form by fighting over stupid shit

over and over again all year long, which I appreciate. You know, I like when someone can stick to their formula. But man, that underwear thing on was a half a season. And then the Xanx thing was a half a season. And I think that was enough. But that said, very fun. And I like the new additions. And I personally hope they both stay.

I hope so too. I don't think Eden's going to stay not for a long shot. Yeah, I don't think so either, but there's so much crazy there to unwrap. I agree. But you know what though, Bravo doesn't listen to us. Bravo. We have so many good things to offer. We have so much sage advice for Bravo. And they don't listen. They don't listen to us. Bravo does we have so many good things to offer. We have so much sage advice for Bravo and they don't listen. They don't even send us a press release. How do they? I'll bear you guys. So anyway, that brings us to the end of this season.

So thanks everybody so much for being with us through this season. We're not ending watch what watch what crap ends. So we'll still be here. Yeah, come back for the rest of the week. We've still got some Southern charm coming up. We've got no, we already had Southern charm. Oh, yeah. Real the rest of the week. We've still got some southern charm coming up. We've got no We already had southern charm. Oh, yeah, real housewives of Potomac Tartino which weighs up or down I know

This week this week we have New York tomorrow Potomac on Friday and then next week Well, I don't think the new shows. Oh wait, no, I think below deck med starts next week So that will we'll work that into the roster a little bit, you know Ron is favorite. Well that works the eight that starts the eighth Right Not so sure oh and guys breaking news as we speak at long last the Live ticket link for our show is up

the live ticket link for our show is up. Oh, she's finally yay. Finally, finally, although since this is Wednesday, it's been up for a day. I mean, why I'm acting so crazy. So the point is this, we have a show, we have a show, aren't we so good, aren't we so good that we promoted at the very end of our show?

Wait, and not only that, it's Wednesday, it's listening to Spotlight. Oh my God, so many things are happening all at once. ["Sportlight"] All right, so for those of you who don't know, listen to Spotlight is a pledged here that you can donate for on Patreon. And if you are supporting us at that level,

then we're going to turn over two minutes of the podcast to you to tell us about you, like, why, you know, why, like, Brava, why you listen to the podcast, whatever. So this week, we have the beautiful and lovely Allison King. So everyone, welcome, Allison King. Hi, Ronnie and Ben and all of you crappiners. My name is Allison King and I live in Upper Dari, Pennsylvania, which is just outside of Philly. I work as a children's librarian at a public library, which is really fun most of the time.

But are you in a tool? Also I've had a real honest to God penpal for 18 years, shout out to Mallory and Modesto California though she most likely doesn't watch Bravo so I don't think she'll be listening to this. In my free time I love to take dance classes and do theater and right now I'm in a community theater production of Beauty and the Beast. The rehearsals are about 40 minutes away and several times a week so I absolutely love firing up a crapens podcast for the commute. I'm fairly new to crap in and to religious bravo watching, though I dabbled with the various housewives over the years. I really

miss Simon and Alex on NYC. Those were the days. Remember the prostitution horror days of New Jersey, aka the last time it was actually watchable. I listen to over 30 different podcasts each week, but watch what crap in this is definitely a top three favorite. I'm not ashamed to say I also listen to over 30 different podcasts each week, but watch what crap ends is definitely a top three favorite. I'm not ashamed to say I also listen to Stasi's podcast and did for a long time before ever watching Vanderpump rules. I think she's really funny and I love that she listens to crap ends too. Hashtag team Stasi all hail a queen. I love your podcast because of the impressions. It makes a million times more entertaining than other recap podcasts.

Ronnie's Duret Impression has had me almost drive off the road a couple times, so thanks for that. I just want you guys to know that you're doing vital work, and I realize it is actually work. Putting out podcast daily is no small feat, especially when you're improvving so much of it. Please go on tour and stop in Philly, and I think when you do your live show, you should offer karaoke, but only of songs by Bravo Lebrides. In conclusion, you guys are entertaining at F. Seriously?

Oh, Carl? Where's Carl? Carl? Bye. Thanks, Allison. That was awesome. Thank you. I feel like she lives a very, like, really lovely life.

You know, she has a fun fun time with that one. Yeah, I just hope that her production does not get shut down by a rnodicline. That's all. I want to see a community theater production of Beauty and the Beast, because you've got to get real creative in community theater. You know, you don't have the same budget.

So I want to see what like the dancing plates are and stuff. I do too. I haven't seen some community theater in a while. I think the last community theater I saw out, I mean, because believe it or not, LA has a lot of community theater. Actually, I've only seen, this is kind of crazy. I've only seen two bits of community theater

that I think about it, and both time they were Cabaret. Oh my God, the most depressing one to have to sit through. Yeah, I'm seeing it twice. to sit through. Yeah, twice. Two different community theaters here and seeing Cabaret. So I'm really looking forward to professional version of that. Abortion in the Holocaust. Woohoo! Let's get that on the schedule immediately.

Well, every anytime. Thank you so much for listening. We'll see you next time and thanks, Allison. Bye, everyone. Bye. Before you go, tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at 1dry.com slash survey.