Watch What Crappens - #447 Below Deck Med: Handy Sandy

Episode Date: May 3, 2017

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Yeah like they do in below tech Mediterranean which began it its fur or its second season this week came back and we are covering that to the you. I'm so happy. I have really grown to love the below deck franchise. I just what I like about it, I actually do enjoy the the aspirational quality of it. I don't watch a lot of TV to be like I I want to live like that would ever but I really do enjoy Lian this yacht and looking at the places they go to. And I also wanted their nicer yachts. It's very tasty. This is really nice yacht, especially compared to last year's yacht, which had all that.

What do you call that? That's sort of like blue marble. There's a name for it. Blue marble. I don't know. No like blue marble. There's a name for it Blue marble. I don't know. No, no, there's a specific name for it. Um, but either way I think what I like about this show is it's a nice Change of pace for what else we see on bravo. We spend a lot of time especially these days It's like reunion after reunion after reunion house once house house house times and they're all fun but this show it like changes it up,

and I'm embracing the change of pace that Blow Jack med brings us. And it's also one of this shows where people actually work. Yeah, that's right. I mean, they have Vanderpump rules, which is supposed to be about working, but those people still don't know

how to pronounce Chilean, so, I mean, these people are actually working. You get to watch these fuckers mop. Yeah, they really, they're in their clearing out boxes. But you know what's really important? It's important to get some rest. I hope they get rest. That's like the new captain is Sandy.

And she is, you know, she's a female captain, which is a big deal. And her thing, if captain Lee's thing is roles, her thing is rests. Yeah. Captain Sandy, wow. Well, we're gonna be getting there. Let's start with the beginning. This time we're in Croatia, the Mediterranean's hidden gem.

Croatia is also a place with some of the most gorgeous people in the world. When I lived in New York, everybody I met from Croatia was like drop dead. Only hot people are allowed to procreate in Croatia. So I approve. Yeah, I mean, there's a reason why so many gay porn stars come from Croatia. Croatia, yeah. And for public, yeah. Yeah, there's some beautiful scenery, there's some money, and you know, more importantly, as Bobby would say, they filmed Game of Thrones here. Oh.

Don't turn him into Kristen. Seriously, seriously. Oh. So, we meet the whole gang. The top of the show, we're meeting Hannah is back. She's like, we need to try to be soft. Like good luck with that, Hannah. Yeah, that lasts about five minutes.

Yeah, on bag beaches. I'm gonna take a softer approach. I guess I can be scary some tones, but being nice doesn't play the bills. The accents, by the way, are out of control. control like everyone's from there's like a cockney accent some South African accents Australian British men is books is gonna be all over this British right bugs the I thought she was South African actually

oh good or else but then whizzley whizzley is so the freaking I think I forget so bob Bobby is back and he's like last time I was here, I was green. And I'm still green. He's like laughing hugely at everything. And he got new like in physical line braces or retainer or whatever you call that. And so now he's laughing. I mean, he's showing off his baby gums like I've never seen before. Like you could close your mouth. Like congratulations on making the down payment on your new teeth. But close your

damn mouthful. You're going to spit on the camera. We also have Adam who is the new chef. And he is all super top chef. He like he has his he's trying to let us think that he's like all laid back and chill. But like, no, we've seen your type on top chef. You got the bad tattoos and you're all like, y'all like, you know, kind of get annoyed about someone taking your faggot. Well, this one is a little bit different because he's homeless. He tells us that when he's not on a boat He lives in a van and drives around surfing and he's got kind of Highlights or like a rug or something on like his hair is weird and then he's got weird square shoulders and his eyes are like

Pretty, but beady like he's on something. I'm telling you this guy's some kind of druggy homeless person that they've dragged onto the boat and I couldn't be happier. I cannot wait to watch this unfold. I guarantee you he will have some kind of fit or something druggy related happening this year. Can't wait. He's gonna be a disaster and I resented that he called his man a land yacht. We also just being able to pee inside of it. Does not make it a yacht. Okay, now please clean out that seven up leader bottle. Just because you have an inflatable slide in there does not mean it's a land yacht.

It just means you're a hoarder. We have Bugsy. Bugsy is the one who I think she's South African. I'm not sure. But what I like about Bugsie is I can imagine what she's gonna look like when she's 65 and I feel like, you know, when you see like an old lady at the library and you want, you're like, I wonder what that it was like to be a flapper or you know what it's like to have flying cars in a hundred years from now like you never really know you're right that is actually a very good way to describe her and she's also someone who just made up a weird name for herself because she's like my name is Sarah or something I forget what her name is a real name is Lindsay I don't remember she's like A real name's Lindsay. I don't remember. Yeah, she's like, a real name's Lindsay. But my parents always said, you silly bugs.

And so I call myself Bugsy. And I'm like, that's a weird name to give yourself when you got a funny face, you know. It's weird. It's like, and also way to play into it, you know, and she's like, it's a funny face, but it's like a cute face. And it's a face like she's got a huge cartoon smile. But then we see her get mad already in this episode. And I'm like, oh my god, she's a terrifying bitch as well. Yeah, because she is basically, she's been, you know, chiefs do before. And now she's like number, you know, she's like not number one. And I don't think she

resents being number two, but I still think that she has the standards of a chiefs too, which I think is great. And then we have Malia, Malia, who is from Hawaii, and has only worked on dive boats, which means she's gonna be a total disaster. Yeah. We have. And she's also an X NFL girl today.

Did you say that? No, that's Lauren, I think. Oh wait, which girl? So Lauren, Malia, Malia, the blonde one from Hawaii. Oh, right, that's Lauren, I think. Oh wait, which girl? Lauren. Oh, yeah, the blonde one from Hawaii. Oh, right. She's just got. Yeah, she's like, I've got five older brothers. I can take most things that they throw at me. Stankers. And then there's Lauren. Yeah, then there's like the obligatory dumbass Lauren.

I just wrote dumbass NFL cheerleader and then it shows her going like, whew, wow, chicken boom, chicken boom. People think just because I'm an NFL cheerleader, that I'm a flusy, but I'm not. You are gonna fuck half this cast. I guarantee it. Well, I think the previous mate, like Malia will, because Lauren, her whole thing is she used to, she was sort of hooking up with Bobby, she was with Bobby and then they broke up. But he recommended her for the job and her whole thing is, well, I was an NFL cheerleader and I grew up in the hospitality industry

because my parents had a restaurant, and it's like NFL cheerleader, hospitality, boom. Yadi, it makes sense. Chicken boom, chicken boom, boom, boom. Hoorah! I'm like, it doesn't make sense, but,ah! I'm like it doesn't make sense but you know Yeah it doesn't make sense Um and then you have the boasting which is whizzly

Whose name is Wesley but he calls himself whizzly Whizzly the boasting And sometimes whizzly looks like this And sometimes like this Like the glass guy on below deck What was that guy's name? He was kind of a drag queen sometimes And he dated that trans girl Ashley

No Kyle is name Kyle There's Max who is Cockney and he's like, oh, I was a baza and I look there's a yacht And I want to get involved for y'all and I got involved in y'all and I'm on a yacht because I'm being a Oh, right. Okay, so that's Max right Max talks like that Max was like that and whizz's the one who's got kind of The whistle is African was more like this the hair. He was like, so yeah, he's like on the world Child I used to drink a lot like one time. I was drinking something I got caught and I got suspended from school

And the music just stops. It's like, no. No. But most importantly, we have Captain Sandy. She's like, I'm a female captain. And I don't see a lot of female captains. But guess what, I'm not. I'm not a micromanager. Not one at all.

Look, I'm a captain. And I really enjoy 27 years. Perfect record here. And I'm not a micromanager, I'm just someone who loves perfection on all fronts. And one of the ways you get that is to be rested. You are not gonna get good work done when you're sleepy and you're grouchy.

So guess what, Mr. Grouchy pants? We're gonna have a nine p.m. curfew Now I'd like to continue his interview, but I can see someone little sleepy Mr. Producer. How about this? Nap time and we'll reconvene in three hours, okay? You can't do a good interview. Can't ask good questions if you're tired Did you really hear my last sentence? I don't think you did Mr. Tired my last set and so I don't think you did, Mr. Tired, tacky. So I think someone's gonna have to just lay their head back. You want me to wash your feet? I'll do that for you. You need a little blankie? You need a blankie, Mr. Producer?

I heard a little rest. I'm a captain, but guess what? I'm a captain who likes to crunch, which means I'm not going to just sit in your cereal bowl. I'm going to eat myself until that bowl is eaten. I'm here to help. Let me tell you something, okay? I've been in every sea and bay in this, and gosh darn world, I've been in the Persian Gulf.

I've been in the Mediterranean Sea. I've been in the Turkish Sea. I've been in the Black Sea. I've been in the Adriatic Sea. I've been chased by pirates, and you know what I've said to those pirates? You know what? I know you want to attack me right now,

but before you attack me, you better take a nap. Because otherwise it's gonna be a it's gonna be a bad situation. It'll be Captain Phillips over here and you want to get the job done pirate. Oh, what a boat full of grumpy lumpies. Pirates. How about this? Okay, you're gonna try to you're gonna try to take us over. You need some help with that. Okay, how about I'll come onto your boat. You just give me a gun and we'll go gun on yacht together. We're gonna I'm gonna show you how you do it. Okay. I'm

doing it for 27 years pirate. I know what I'm doing. You know what? Grumpy people steal, well-rested people are given things. So you want to take an app and come back to this boat. I'll help you load our whole entire boat on the years. Okay. Listen, I got an inflatable banana here. You want it? Take a nap first and talk to me like an adult when you're rested And now just give you the banana, okay? So the first one that Captain Sandy meets is Hannah Who just said, Hannah just said I'm gonna come at it a bit softer this year. So The captain's like well

Hannah How great to meet you. You know, Hannah, I know that you're the chiefs too, and you're used to being in charge. But guess what? I am in charge here, I'm the captain. And Hannah's like, guess what? I'm not here to make friends.

Oh, yes. Bitch riding with the captain, I cannot wait. To be fair, that was part of the montage of what's happening this season. But either way, Hannah was like, I vote for a female captain once, and it was terrible. I don't like the women, that's the problem.

So then chef Sandy, I'm sorry, captain Sandy is talking to Adam the chef, and she's like, now here's the thing she literally is saying. You think we're making a baldish shit, but she's literally like now here's the thing she literally says, you think we're making a ball dish, but she's literally like, here's the thing. I know being chef is an easy and the only way you're going to make good food is if you're rested.

So I want you to get a lot of rest. And he's like, okay. So, uh, so why should I tell you? And she's like, because I'm the captain. He's like, Oh, I thought you were the chiefs, too. Yeah. Well, for whatever I think first, he, I thought you were the chiefs too. Yeah. Well, for whatever. Or whatever. Didn't he say, I think first, he said, so you're the headmaid.

Yes, he's like, I know. And if I didn't have an app, that wouldn't probably have set me. But guess what? Being arrested, being a woman captain who's been to every port in the town. I can tell you this. I've heard it before and I'm not offended. Okay. She's like, maybe if I didn't get my 8.5 hours of sleep, I'd probably say, Hey, you dumbass. Did you know us were in the captain's course and I'm holding on to the wheel? What do you think I am?

But I'm rested. So I'll let it slide like inflatable one. I'm the captain. I win, you know, because I don't snooze. And when you snooze, you lose. Bugs even while I was outdoors trying to, she doesn't know how to operate the door, which is hilarious No, how to open a door and she's like well my last job I was the chief stew But figure you know or this time I can do it just for this you know I've had a little break so I'll get back into it by just doing this and she can't open the door I in a weird way. I don't know what it is, but I see Bugsy and I feel like she is Bravo's answer

to Sophie B. Hawkins. I don't know why I feel that way, I just do. So then Adam, so the people are coming on board. We hear some more of the back sort between Bobby and Lauren, which is that Hannah has met Lauren She met Lauren because She she was hanging out with Bobby in New York City and that's when Bobby and Lauren were sort of hanging out So that's when she met Lauren and later on we learned that Hannah talked

Some shit about Bobby to Lauren and that later maybe resulted in the demise of their relationship I don't know so they have some weird back Story which will probably be coming out. He boned her after they got wasted in a demise of their relationship. I don't know. So they have some weird back story, which will probably be coming out. He bound her after they got wasted in a bar. And that was it. They're making it this huge thing. He's like, yeah. I'm better. I'm better. Yeah, I sure did. Did I hook up with her? I don't know. Does hook up mean stick my penis? I mean, I don't know. I'm not going to say, did I stick my penis down or throw up. Don't know, gonna have to ask someone else, brother. Oh, my lips are sealed or they're mostly sealed. I got a vis line in there.

I'll tell you what, whose lips weren't sealed? That girl didn't hear it. Didn't hear it here. He actually later said, yeah, Hannah said some stuff. We still dated and then she fucked up and then it was over. I was like, whoa, you can't just like loss over that.

So there can be some weirdness between them. And then Adam, so people meet each other, Adam the chef meets Malia and he's like, well, who's this? What's your name? I was like, so, so like, so gross. Like, hey little lady. I wrote, he's got sperm on himself now.

He's like, whoa, hot lady. Do you have meth and she's like um, hi, and he says she's too hot to I'm a captain who asks for a lot. And when I ask you for something, it's important that you do it. Let me just like, all right. Well, you know, that's cool for me because one time my dad told me to do something and I didn't, I got in trouble.

I'm a rebel. She's like, mm-hmm. Right. Well, I couldn't watch, I couldn't watch TV that night. Oh, learn my lesson. So, Bugsie and Lauren meet and Lauren's like, um, say your name again. She said, uh, Bugsie. What is it?

Bugsie. What a funny name. So I can't know. My name is Christine Gofig. Bugsie. By the way, Bugsy turns out, Bugsy and West have a relationship. They met like four years ago and made out ones.

So there's a lot of skeletons in the closet here. And this is where Max, the Courtney Garovs, he's like, yeah, yeah, it not worked on many bits. I worked on two bits, but never left the yacht. How old can it be? I was like, oh no, this left the yacht. How old can it be? I was like, oh, no, this is the one that's going to crash that damn boat into like Croatian cliff. Yeah, exactly. Then there's like a meeting, a little, you know, like team meeting in the lounge, where

we meet. This is like, for some reason, my favorite part of like the first episode of a season is when we meet like the real workers who aren't on camera. So last season on Blood Deck we had Larry and Barry. This time it's Marius and Bart. One of them was actually kind of hot, which was weird. Um, I think they had different names. Yeah. Come on guys.

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. That's those guys. Mary is hilarious, which is hilarious. You're well-rested, man. Two, now those guys understand it, NAP. Now look, have a reputation as a successful professional captain. And I have a reputation for not being an asshole unless you don't follow Rules, okay, no drinking no drinking on yacht I've had fires pirates chase me

She literally said that I forgot that she literally said that you have had fires pirates But guess what I don't want to hear it leave it on on your last vote. Your last vote is your last vote, not this vote. Guess what this vote has? A curfew and maps. Okay. I've had fires and pirates, but I'll tell you one thing I haven't had. I haven't had any long days of being awake too long. I've seen disasters. I've seen fires. One thing I haven't seen in over a decade, midnight. One thing I haven't seen, sleep deprivation. So Hannah's already like, I don't like being micromanaged.

I don't like being micromanaged. I think I'm Hannah. All right, you don't wanna be micromanaged. Hannah, could you come up here? Hannah, could you come up here? She's like, oh, damn it. I'm more productive when they give me a little space. It's in the title, chief, stupidest.

So she goes up and she's like, hello, Kate. What can I do for you? She goes, can you be finished in three hours? And Hannah goes, no. This starts my favorite thing in the episode. The cat because can I help you just no I would never do that you do your job on fond doing my job because now you know what we're a team and I'm going to help you okay because being a chief is important and if you get gr, it's your duty to get rest.

So we need to finish this by nine. There's no rest, no rest for the weary. But guess what? We're not going to be weary. We're going to be very restful and awake. They got a total cuckoo word to be the captain. And Hannah immediately hates her. And she's like,

yes. Oh god, now she's making bids. You know, I feel guilty because it's sexist. I would never do this to a male captain. Hey, Hannah, Hannah, I know you're talking to the, the producer over there, but I mean, I need you help me. I make this bed. It needs to be nice and comfy for a rare rest time. Okay. We need to have some rest. You can't have good rest unless you have nice sheets, okay? Guess what? Doing my favorite thing, turn down. Turn down, okay? It's when you prepare for sleeping in the morning.

Right, let's get on that, guys. I used to be a musician back in the day and I was really inspired by looking at music and seeing all the rest. That was my favorite park. I mean the notes were nice, but it was all about the rest. You know, am I right? Can I get a whole note? Anybody? I was never so disappointed when I turned tuned in to watch Monday Night Raw. I thought it was going to be a whole show about wrestling, but turns out that wrestling totally different,

totally different, but what was great was I could turn it off and get to bed early that night. I like wrestling, but I don't like restless. That's what I don't like. Yeah, I don't like a restless heart, either. Peter, secure. So then we get a quick shot of bozin down. What's his name?

I forget. We're going to take me a minute. Weezie. Sorry it's gonna take me a minute weezie. Weezie. So he's real young he's though yeah I'm the youngest, the youngest bozin. He's all right dick hands let's have a meeting. Now we're gonna get things done and we're gonna do him right.

All right. That was my talking for the day. All right guys I'm back to being young now. When I say be there at 9.30, I mean be there at 9.25. Oh, all right, I'm done. Back to being 25 again. I was back to being your friend. I'm just your friend.

It was Brooks at wheel. So then I have to say also, Malia was talking about her life, nothing, nothing interesting. But every time anyone talks, they kept on showing all these old pictures, like the old like dates on them and everything. And there's a picture of Malia as a child holding a proposal that was the funniest thing ever.

It was like she was from Victoria, England, the first second there. Just need to point that out. It was great. And I just hit the desk. I'm sorry. God, that was a big one. You really like that, That was an ax. You're like, fuck, oh my god. I've said it. I've I've sent my parasol notes.

I need to I just needed to get out of me. I I feel relieved. So Bobby and speaking Malia, Bobby and Malia are flirting and Bobby's like, so God, a boyfriend. She's like, no, got a girlfriend. No, single, single is could be, single is a bringle, we like chips, yeah. Never can eat just one. Mischonium Mati, it's got a bringle stuck in it. What a coincidence, wanna make out? These guys, like these are fucking guys,

every girl that comes on, they're like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh I want to fuck. No, Bobby. Put your teeth in. Get out of here. So now the fun times, because the first guests are arriving. And Sandy gets, you know, the boasts in. It has all the important people. They should have the boasts in the chiefs do down in the crew to talk. And we see the first guests.

It's a bunch of women, a bunch of cougars that call themselves the tribe. So I assume that they would just all be Jewish because that's what we call ourselves. We're members of the tribe. I didn't really see much evidence of that. So I was a little sad. But the captain's like, yep, they want their tribe.

So they want a tribal themed dinner. So a lot of work on the food side there because you know, some's allergic to gluten and some to dairy and some are vegetarian. So you know how that goes and there's just like you cannot claim for biological allergies to food. That's BMS but I'll do it anyway. I'll do it anyway. Yeah and also by the way you know what we also don't need we don't need like five skinny white women asking for a tribal dinner. Okay, like, let's just like keep the appropriation elsewhere. Let's keep it out of this. Yeah, let's bring

a real tribe of Africans on here and see how they react to this. I don't know. What is a tribal dinner? Is it like a dinner where you watch reruns that show tribes? I don't get it. Yeah, you know all those African tribes with their food allergies. They're like, I do not want, I do not want gluten today. And these women are never going to eat it. Like a tribal did, I imagine because tribal is not a cuisine. So maybe it's like a way of eating and maybe tribal is like extremely like, maybe you would eat with your hands or something like this. Oh, I don't know.

Maybe that's like insensitive. I don't know. But the point is this, these women don't want to do anything tribal. Yeah. But we sell swimsuits. That's their tribe. They sell fitness clothes. Yeah exactly. And this is where the captain announces that they are not only do they not get to drink, which is not going to happen, but they don't get to drink on the boat. But also they have to be finished by nine o'clock every night for curfew. Yeah. I think I was earlier, but it's either way, it's still like, yes, she says all these things. Love it. And we also, by the way, summer around here, this is where we learn

a little bit more about Max and how he got involved in yachting. And he's like, I'm not the smart, the most smartest of people. I'm good, my hands are bees, are bees, are bees. I was working in a ball in a baza and I heard of a chariot. And I'm not small. I think you're gonna degrade. Okay, so we've got this guy who just basically admits right up front. He's not smart. Then we've got Bugsie who can't open a door. Then we've got the NFL cheerleader who's gonna be in boat in Yarding because

she was a waitress one time. Yes. And by the way, if the other thing that Sandy loves saying, if she wasn't talking about rush, she's like, this is one green crew. Look how green they are. Never met a green crew. Green. Yes. Green is cruel. I ever saw how green is my crew. Which gives her a lot of chances to do all the jobs, which she's like going to send Hannah through the roof. Yes. which is a bit like an ascend habit through the roof. Yes. So there's a stew meeting and the stews are all,

nothing really happens in stew meeting, but we heard learn some more about Lawrence background. This is what she talks about how she was in restaurants, cheerleading and everything. And I loved another thing I loved as she says, yeah, I wasn't really good in school. And they showed this photo of her as like a little girl, like, like up in the corner.

It's just like this sad insight to work childhood. I was like, if anything could upstage the parasol photo from Melia, Malia, it's this one. Listen, I'm into the photos. I'm in the photo. And she says, you know, I never exceeded in school. So naturally, the service industry. Uh, naturally, I went, it's like, okay,

cause waiters are all stupid. Come on, lady. She's like, so then cheerleading. And then, you know, naturally hospitality, which naturally, the teotin. So now it's like 915, 15 minutes after curfew. And guess what? Their box is around the boxes, which I thought was going to mean that Sandy was going to flip out. Like I said, 9 PM is the curfew. It's rest time. Then she's like, Oh, good. More things for me to help out with.

Here I go. Let's just put them in the closet. Hannah is ready to kill her. Is she's like, you know, it's time to go to bed. Everybody we're going to be angry in the morning. Hannah is ready to kill her. If she's like, you know, it's time to go to bed, everybody we're going to be angry in the morning. Hannah, can we just shove all this stuff? Just put it all in the cabinet so we can be done with it and go to bed. And this is also the one who walked around earlier going now every cabinet needs to be organized. And now she's like, just shove it in there so we can go to bed. And Hannah's like, okay, just shove it in there. That's like what kids do, you know, the mom comes in, they shove everything under the bed, and then the shit just folds out of the bed. I'm not going to do that. She's like, just do it, Hannah. You know what else kids

do? They take naps, okay? Naptime, nappy nap. Hannah wants to kill her already and she's not even hiding it very well at all. So the captain is still walking around fixing pillows and doing all this stuff. Hannah's about to kill her and she goes, Hannah, you gotta go to bed in an hour. I mean it. I gotta, I mean it. You gotta turn in, okay? She says, well, sleep, Sans, great. and so does the self-claiming boat It's like oh burn so the next morning Bobby is going over the the clothes list and he's like So that guy whiz is awesome

Wes and he goes yeah whiz No, Wes whiz yeah loveiz, yeah, love that movie. It was like, you know, it was like the Wizard of Oz, but with Black people. So good! Amazing! Baaaak! Wizard of Oz. We're on from, there's no wizards.

Um, so then it's like, uh, so it's the morning of the first charter. The guests are coming. They show up and Tandy's like, while you're in luck, not only do you have a super capable well-rested crew, but they're also incredibly sexy. And you know what I say? Sexy comes from being rested. It's-

Guess who doesn't have sex? Tired people. And Bobby's like, Oh, rich cougars! They could be main cougars,! They could be mean cougars, or they could be nice cougars who cuddle. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR It's really furious about his analogy. So they go on a boat to where he's like, what a lovely boat isn't it? You might notice that the name of the boat means

wind in Africa, which is very tribal. They're like, whoa, tribal, we tribe! So they go on the boat, the boat looks amazing. It has like this little gym on top, which is nice. Yeah, none of that gross blue stuff, which I still can't remember the name of, it's driving me nuts. It's like two words, two words. I can't remember it.

Someone please chime in with what it is. Wait, what is? Oh, the blue marble. Blue. Oh wait, remember last season, I had the blue marbling. It's called something, it's like a Grecian thing. I think, oh no, maybe it's a you know what it's a Portuguese thing I think oh my god did that just clue everybody in till I

go wait a minute changing from French to Portuguese it's killing me I noticed someone out there knows it I'm gonna it's it's it's gotta be called something well I'd hate to distract you but now it's time for some takeoff drama or whatever they call it. Undocking. What do they call it? Okay so now it's takeoff drama which is my favorite. The music's like Stern, bow, bow, Stern, rest, bow, Stern. floaties, floaties, anchor, anchor, Stern, anchor. And this is also coinciding with some exciting stuff in the kitchen with Adam putting post-its on the plates, because they all have different dietary needs.

And Bugsie is like losing her shit. She's like, oh, never seen a shift post-its on a plate before. But maybe it was Hannah who said it was Hannah. No, it was Bugsie. It was Bugsie. It was Bugsie is like losing her shit. She's like, I've never seen a shift, but post it on a plate before, but you know, maybe it was Hannah who said it was Hannah. No, it was Bugsie. It was Bugsie. Yeah, Bugsie is not liking this chef. She's got, she's got his number already.

He's with his little rat eyes looking the pretty girl up and down. She's got his number. She's like, I've never seen post it, mates inside the food of the guests But I guess it's not my job because I'm not chief stew at the moment And he's then he cuts to Adam making his food and he's like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah Gross I know you're making lunch down there and I just would like to ask somebody to make me a plate and bring it to the bridge, I'd like to mention that Bugsie did do a table scape and I think that she would have done Miss Kate Chastain proud because lots of little glass beads arranged

artfully. This is, this is like Kate Chastain 101 glass beads. And she'd let Bugsie do it. Did you see that? Yeah, she'd bugsy did it. Yeah. Um, the reason I was messed up and didn't hear you is because I'm incorrect. It was not Bugsie who said the closest thing. It was Hannah. You're right. Sorry about that everybody. His Hannah was like huge. Hannah had this moment like she's like, I don't even like getting

a fingerprint on the plate, but I guess it's fine. I've learned not to fight with shifts. Maybe kind of like her fighting with Ben and Ben's like, wow. What is the matter of its entree or mean core listen darling we're not gonna get married so the anchors anchors anchor! Anchor goes in the water. AHHHH! Sorry, I was gonna anchor, but in the anchor, fruition anchor drama. They just put in like 10 anchor segments in this episode. They were like, Ehh, the anchor. OHHHH!

I know, I felt like I was watching CNN. It was nothing but anchors. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-uh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh So now for some non-anchor drama, it's windy. Tantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantant thing the yacht's gonna get smashed up against the rocks with their crosses and people who died. And Adam not paying any attention is still thinking about his post it notes and he's like, yeah, it's a little crazy having to make this many different things, but it's not the craziest thing I've ever done. One time Jill Vetter chucked a live octopus on my arm and said, cook it. And I did. And she gave me a standing ovation, said it was the best damn thing she ever ate in her life

Chill better Right now Yeah, after that when I'm lying down in my van all by myself every now Nothing like getting some octopus stuck on your arm. Well, I've never served octopus It's been stuck to a man's arm before but I've learned not to argue with the homeless shifts So the anchors are just too small for this anchorage So guess what rather than be here in a dangerous anchorage We're gonna take the yacht back to the dock which I know know sounds a little anti-climactic, but guess what?

Smooth waters means better rest everyone, so you're gonna have a lovely day tomorrow. Well, well, well rested and smooth waters. Uh, and then I think it was Malia's like that captain is fucking amazing with an anchor. It's fucking amazing with an anchor. He's not fond of a bitch. Man, ever. Yes, Queen. It was about the dog. And she's like, that bitch can dock, girl.

Yeah. So Lauren cuts herself, the NFL girl and the kitchen. And Adam's like, whoa, let me fix that for you. And let me put some pressure on that. Hey, little speed. I thought, God, she's gonna think this guy's the biggest sexist asshole, because he's totally acting like that.

And she goes, he is adorable. I'm gonna just keep cutting myself. She's like, wow, he really took care of me. It's almost like he is from the hospitality industry too. We are so similar Let me guess not good at school me too Let's get married catch ups. I just want to read a move into your land yacht. It must be like what 300 meters long And now we get some boat dock drama long. And now we get some boat doc drama. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, like I have to get lawn gale she's pretty cute she looks like I was doing the totally wrong accent she look like a good good good bed you might find these

like your bed in back alley then going to eat some the hamburger's mash and this is where I'm like yeah me it's stuck a finger in that bird I don't know you're gonna have to guess did I have sex with her or did I just get a lot of blow jobs from her in a bar in New York? I don't know you're gonna have a guess Meanwhile up in the charter quarters this one woman turns the other goes You know why I don't eat chicken because it's foul Get it and afraid just scares her like really because foul is chicken

She's like I hate this tribe I'm out of this tribe. So then we go back to the kitchen and Adam's cooking some like chicken chicken cutlets or whatever. I don't look nervous, but I'm sweating on the inside. It's like that is the least sexy thing you can say. Oh wait! You're following it up with edible flowers. It's over, chefs. It's over chefs. It's over.

More importantly, he's like, don't tell anyone I'm cooking with butter. I guess because someone didn't want to have butter or dairy or something like that. And sure enough, he serves the food and they're all totally fine. I think it's delicious. No one dies. And Buxy's like, uh, disregarding preferences is not okay, but I will rat out crew member on my first day I would have I was chief stupid. I'm not yet Yeah, she bugs. He does not like this guy because then later on when they're doing their picnic and

Like he's done making the food and they're just like waiting for the little charter thing to go whatever they call it It's a charter. I don't know to go back and forth She standing in the kitchen the tinder. Yeah, and he's like don't stare at me. Go find something else to do when she's like I don't like being told what to do like that. She just like in the toilet paper closet like all scared I would leave I would leave the kitchen, but I'm afraid I don't know how to operate the door was leaving out of you beating out of here So two things to pour now while they're serving this dinner He does a smear on one of the plates and Bobby goes that looks like a dick Which you know never so clear because it like a man app-rendage and they put a subtitle with like a question mark

Like we don't even know what the fuck he's talking about And Hannah who's just been so smarty like I've never seen past it notes on blah blah blah Hannah's serving she's like all right everybody. I'd like to enact she dinner You're going to be having Dock or something like a fish maybe and then there's a sauce which was spread over it with sort of a spoon. It's a brown sauce. All right then.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Stop acting all smarty. So after dinner, these women, they just want to get down. They want their drinking, drinking, and they decide they want ex quote unquote expresso martinis. Um, who was it? Blow deck matter was a blow deck when there was an espresso

martini situation. There was some asshole who was like, let me show you how to make an espresso in an opportunity. Like who the fuck is still ordering espresso martini's? I thought that it was the regular blow deck that she makes a comment about it because she's like, oh, I learned. it was the regular below deck but she makes a comment about it because she's like I learned. I thought they ever asked her an espresso martini. Oh, that's right. It was bad. They had one horrific charter that went on for like four days. These guys did not want to get off. I think it's hard to remember. But there wasn't a espresso martini situation. So she has to make a espresso martini and she's like army to give them DKF because guess what I want I want them to be arrested. Oh god damn it It's rubbing off for me

So the guest get wasted and they're like I want a snack. Hey guys what I want She goes I would like them with vegetables and I know all meat and ashes shit Find a dog just you know muzzle it and put it on there. I don't wanna eat it. I don't know. You fucking anything I want. You know what, dairy, pissing dairy down with the roof.

Make me some gluten nachez with dog meat. And I love the way the way the woman really ordered it was in that kind of like corporate passive aggressive way. Like, hey, guess what? You did the spreadsheet wrong and you have to stay late. It's nice to do it. She's like, yeah, we're gonna have to do a nachos.

It's really condescending way. Like I know this is a problem for you and you want to go sleep, but this is more important for us than your sleep is for you. And I love Hannah because Hannah's like yeah, anyone who has that many food allergies and stuff like that is the first bitch in line that can both stand. Yeah, she was in the morning. Wait, she's totally right. So she wakes up at him who unlike Ben or Leon is actually he's like, okay fine. And he makes these nachos which actually those nachos looked so good. I could not believe how good those nachos looked.

Do nachos ever look bad, Ben. If they can, they can. His look, look where like deep dish. It looked like they just went on for miles. You just like put a spoon in there and it would never come out. So Nick still, they basically get to go play water sports and blah, blah, blah. So breakfast. But this is, yeah, this is where bugs he gets to know any Ken. She goes, she, someone has, he serves Parf serves par phase basically like a bunch of par phase and some ladies like um, can I am an omelet?

Would that be a problem? You know, whatever and she's like all right, so she gets down. She's like Shift one of the guests would like a vegetable omelet. He goes oh really? Well, everybody wants something different, take a pad and paper and start writing it down. And she goes, this isn't a burger joint, honey. It's a yacht. You may not realize it.

And it's not a burger joint. So he's like, okay, chef, how about you go back into your room and get more rest because all of us have had a lot of sleep and we're only good-need, but you're clearly cranky, all right? Someone's got burgers in his eyes. So maybe before you yell at me,

you should take a little napkin up. So the chef is kind of a ditch drawer and she walks away and he goes, and that's how you speak your mind. Great lesson, dude. Yeah, because it's like the only one you don't want to fuck. Fucking man, I'm telling you. So now there's more anchor drama than beach and then toys and a water. And then it's the beach picnic, which is where they have to load up, you know, set the beach up, then get all the food back from the

boat on the Tinder back and forth, back and forth. So say, you know, set the beach up, then get all the food back from the boat on the Tinder, back and forth, back and forth. So, yeah, he, Malia, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he't know what she's doing. And rather than Sandy saying, okay, you know what, we're gonna do, we're gonna get a better rested person in there to get the Tinder going.

She's like, okay, there's a teachable moment everyone. All right, well, let's do some laps. All right, let's get in the boat, where you're going back and forth, back and forth. And Hannah starts losing her mind because they need to be getting the food over so that they can set it up and they're not doing it. And the guests don't care. The guests are like, look what a good captain she is.

She's teaching the younger girl. That's so nice of her. I'm gonna show you how to do it. All right. Now, you see how we hold the rope and we go back and believe it's not even paying attention, which was making it hilarious to me. All right, 10 a.m. in one and two p.m.

Okay, 10 a.m. and two p.m. All right, you're looking both ways. make sure there's no sharks. Okay. Now, not 10 PM or two AM because you're asleep. That's right. Good answer. Good answer, Malia. Here's here's a good way to remember where your hands are. Okay. What's the best way to big big day of sleep So Anna's like huh? I mean she just wants to do everything then maybe I should just give her my job and check an app god damn it. I said it again This god damn woman kept me up late and now I'm cranky today. Oh, I could use an god damn it So the food is all cold food anyway, so they call for the food and and the captain's like Well, I was thinking we'll just bring the food over with the ladies and the tender all at the same time It'll be fine, you know They'll get there the food will get there and Hannah's about to fucking explode

She is like while a coyote getting furious that his trap didn't go off or something like just she is truly one of those cartoons like where the red comes up over her face and the smoke comes out Yeah, and she's like I don't know if I'm gonna make it through the ceasen we're only on die three and I'm gonna kill that page Sammy's like well great glad everything worked out. Oh, that's a tuna territory. You know how to eat that here Let me help you give me your fork and put that in your mouth for you. Fucking this captain is amazing. I don't know where they found this cuckoo bird. Well, what's great is I mean, you know that she has a huge bitch side to her, but she's like really nurturing and then a huge bitch. But I just love how obsessed she is with rests. Yeah, it's hilarious. I'm loving her. And it's a perfect

person to pit against Hannah. And something else I love about Med. They don't they don't look for people who actually know what they're doing. It seems like. Med, uh, uh, the last time it had a bunch of people who didn't know what the fuck they were doing. Yeah. And they're just like, oh, they'll be funny. Let's just throw them on a boat. That couldn't be dangerous. I really enjoyed last season of Blow Deck. I thought the Danny stuff was like grade A. I'm surprised he's not back actually. Because he was too much of a mess to ever be asked back.

I remember, and ever, to this day, every time I see a tilted kiln, I think of Danny. Well, this show, they're like coming up on Blow Deck and I thought only this show, because it're like coming up on below deck and I thought only this show because it's like People are fighting over onions and then a sink overflows and I Spose on the ground and actually at one point Hannah like totally falls down in the kitchen She like bangs her head she's like oh And I was hoping it's because she's drunk because that's the big thing like no one's drinking on this charter

Which you know they wouldn't have a show if they didn't drink So that brings us to the end of hippie one we'll be back next week with some more blue dick mid in the meantime get your ass to our live show, okay? Yeah, everyone do it those tickets get those tickets. We want to see you there. We want to see your faces and just go to, you know, go to, I think it's Hollywood.improbe.com. Just Google Hollywood Improv tickets are there. If you don't want to do that, come to our Facebook page and the links are all right there. Just use your little finger tips. And we will be back tomorrow with some Real Housewives in New York. Literally, I can't like, what do I do? Like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm sitting in a selection. Like, I'm not sitting like, dumb, dumb, dumb, literally, I can't like, literally like, my housewives, I'm like, in a housewife. I'm feeling a little like a shit.

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