Watch What Crappens - #453 RHONY: Brown Ice Ahead

Episode Date: May 12, 2017

Ramona tries to make nice with Bethenny like a wrecking ball, Tinsley gets in a brown ice fight with Sonja, and LuAnn squeals a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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because there's a lot of squealing. There was some Ramona squealing. There's some Luan squealing, but all I've got is... Bleh! Bleh! Nothing's coming out. It's okay. It's okay.

It's hard to squeal this week because we are still kind of Hung over from our show on Tuesday night our live show which you can watch on our Facebook page Facebook.com forward slash watch for crap in it's all there I was so much fun. It was insane. It was that was a crazy night. I think that was officially a crazy night Yeah, that was really fun or you can listen to it when we upload it this weekend. Yeah, so don't you worry. Don't feel don't get any FOMO. Don't be like a whiz on blow dick made with his FOMO. You'll be okay. It's gonna come. You'll get it. You'll get it yourselves. We'll upload it. FOMO stands for the fear of missing. Which I'll suffer from.

Okay, we know what it means with. But today, even though we've made several below deck med references, today is actually all about real housewives of New York City. Yo, what a show. What a show. What a what a way to wrap up our week, right? Brown ice. Well, okay, you know what, I have something to say about brown ice that I'm going to try to defend Sonia, but I don't know if I can, because I don't know if I can defend the yellow ice situation. We'll get to that.

We'll get to that. I have a theory, but Brown ice people. I have a theory that could exonerate her, but we'll go on. Oh, okay. Yeah, I think she can be exonerated, maybe, maybe. Well, when someone goes from being a raging alcoholic to being a sober person and they still Oh, okay. Yeah, I think I think she can be exonerated. Maybe, maybe. Well, when someone goes from being a raging alcoholic to being a sober person, and they still have brown ice, then it's time to be worried.

If she was still a raging alcoholic, it'd be like, L.A. Wells, he's drunk. Maybe she spilled root beer in there. I don't know. Yeah. I don't think she did. Yeah, sober. It's not really the same. Well, maybe you'll see, you'll see my theory when it comes up Okay, you guys just get real excited for this really amazing theory Hold on to your horses. Yeah, so the episode begins with a lot of dog stuff So we see Ramona trying to get her dog to eat we see Dabrinda trying to get her dog to come with her into the car. We see Tinsley, Cleening up Sonia's dog poop. We see Carol with her various dogs and cats and she's like,

someone's gone into the moss. And then Adam says, it's one of the new babies and she's like, you never blame the original baby. Baby classic. But what I like though is that when it finally gets to Bethany, it's like her with a waiter. I was like, this is her version of a dog, I guess. Yeah, can I get a club soda with the lemon, please? All the clubs out of. All right. Thanks. You're not moving fast enough. I brought you this little remote control car. Just sit in it. I'll take you back to the way the station. What one to get married?

Made some catch ups. I'll take you right now. Like seriously? Like seriously? Like what do you want me to do? Like the first being the middle restaurant? Like who does that? like I can't like I don't want I want to do it. I'm intensely picking up her dog poop. She's like no more grilled cheese sandwich is what the hell is going on at that house. I know What is happening how many come on E. Chris does are they feeding the dogs? So so many so Nia meets Bethany at the restaurant for lunch and she's late and she's calling her. She's like, I'm walking through the lobby right now, which is like 10 feet long. Okay. She's calling from the front door and Bethany's like, seriously, live around the block. Like, I came here because you live here. Like, seriously, I came from Africa right now.

Like, I helped up a baby, I helped up a baby lion and everybody started singing. Humberna, Monoma. Okay. It's like the Lion King and I'm here. So, like, literally, I I've been around the circle of life like five times now, okay? Like, I understand the circle of life, all right? And he's still haven't shown up.

Like, literally, like, what's going on? Like, where the Hain is? Like, I'm honestly, like, like, I'm scarred now. Like, I'm scarred because I'm like waiting so long. I'm so impatient. Like, how many times I look around his column and you're not there? Like, I'll say I can't.

Like, the way to dog, like, he keeps coming by, I can't. I've been through the circle of life so many times I saw Jennifer Hudson lose with the circle of life on American Idol all over again. Seriously, I'm over it. I'm gonna cry all over again. Like, I'll say I can't feel've been through the circle of life so many times. I saw Jennifer Hudson lose with the circle of life on American I'll all over again seriously. I'm over it. I'm gonna cry all over again Like I'll say I can't feel a lot tonight like I you know I feel you know if you're right now the hunger tonight. I'm actually like I'm sorry Like I'm sitting here. I'm hungry and like it's good because I want to be skinny

But like honestly like I can't with it. The waiter and you like Africa like I'll say I can't like I'll see like far made And Sonya says oh, I was just you know I went to Lombardi to get a manicure in her hair and here you are calling me. It's so funny. I don't know what planet fucking Sony lives on. That's like her most hilarious joke of the day. She's like, Lombardi. Right guys.

And so Bethany is like, yeah, yeah, that's real great. Well, at least I can look forward to ordering something off of my menu. Oh, wait, okay, I got in the menu. And then basically Bethany has like a menu with no menu in it. It's like the cover, but no. And she thinks it's like the funniest thing ever. She's like, hey, hey, what are we to? What are we to?

What are we to? What are we to? What are the specials? Okay, I think I cheated off this menu. Like seriously, this is everything. Apatizer's lunch, like entrees, like seriously. What is this happy hour? Like what is it?

What should I get? And he's like, I think you should get this. And he points at the blank menu and starts laughing. And I was like, I like a good gay waiter with a sense of humor. Yeah. Just go ahead and the dimple. Okay, I get the dimple. Okay, this is funny.

Okay, I thought I could throw this to across the restaurant and you play fetch with it you'll wait dog Okay, you know like literally I can't like I don't see you know. You know what's on the menu. You know what me waiting We waiting for so you're all day like that's what's on the menu on the on the I can't is it a lunch menu is a general I don't know what's empty. It's I can't tell Is there elevator music on this menu because here's see I'm just standing here all day like I could use a Go on cheater menu. It's like a cheater menu I don't get the brand of this menu like like, what is this? This is use this menu. It's a can job.

Yeah, what was she saying that about? It's like, that's a hand job. It's like you saw. I don't know. It's like a line she had prepared. I was like, I guess I'll use it now. So anyway, it's in the menu situation. So son, you will stop talking about Lombardi.

Well, instead Sonia starts talking about how she's purging her house, which I like that because it made me think of the movie The Purge. And I was like, what would the purge look like if it pertains to Sonya's townhouse? It was like, for 24 hours, all the delusions are true. For 24 hours, Sonya can murder the interns that are coming up for a real paycheck. For 24 hours, we'll plug computers, one, two, and three. At the very end, Pickle remains just slide down a slide.

I like the idea, because I never saw the Perge movies, but the original one, right, is that it's 24 hours of crime, and so people, like Ethan Hawks family, has this crazy security system, so that way the purge can't get in. And I like the idea of like Sonya putting the security system as a people are clamoring to get in and just destroy her. She's like, well, you know, the Prince of San Trope, every year during the purge, he tries to come in and destroy my paintings and my napkins. And I'm like, no, I have to put up a security system.

And meanwhile, it's like an umbrella that she's put up by the door. My family has made it through 100 years with these gigantic napkins through the purge. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know, every year on the purge, you know what I do? I just got a sand trapeg on the yacht there. I do my burlesque, you know,

my caberlesque for the Nigerian team, and I come home, and you know, if they've stolen anything, it's fine. I get the interns to clean it up. Mm-hmm. Oh, Sonia, she finally, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I actually got them in my own purge. Yeah. I just rated the house next door. I got a dog staircase. Mealoo died. It's good. I like the purge.

That's what Mealoo died. So Bethany, Bethany, they're talking about Sonia's like, well, you know, I'm just very mature now with these women. And I just don't understand to Rinda because she's done a full 360, which Sonia being sober and saying things like she did a 360. It makes done a full 360 which Sonia being sober and they saying things like she did a 360 it makes me so oddly proud of Sonia. Because I just think that when you do a 360 you're in the same place that you started. Okay, thank you. Thank you for taking it away because at first I was like I feel like

she wouldn't say that but now that you clarified it, you have to win. 360 is a full circle, a circle of life. It's the mathematical circle. Whenever I talk to Durinda, she does a 180. And before I know it, she's just walking away from me. I'm like, where are you going? We're just talking. So I'm just thinking, I'm just thinking

that Sonya doing geometry. It's just making me laugh. I was like having an internal moment, everyone. I'm sorry. And I was like, I'm thinking thinking, I'm just thinking that Sonya doing geometry. It's just making me laugh. I was like having an internal moment, everyone. I'm sorry. And I thought you were just like something else. I'm thinking of Darynda just walking up to people and then turning her back to them for no reason. Like, that's a deal of the one alien.

I like to think of Darynda being controlled like that old computer language, it was called logic, where there was you put a little turtle on a piece of paper. Like there was a turtle on screen, but you could also put this machine on a piece of paper on the floor. It was like in the Apple one. This was literally like the first computer, like computer number one, where you would say,

okay, rotate 35 degrees, forward 60, rotate 33 degrees, forward one. And I like that. I just been controlling it. All right, guys, I'm going this way. Hey, hey, you can turn me around. Hey, you're if you bash me into the wall one more time. You have a problem. Okay.

All right, bro. I feel like if Sonya was programming her, it wouldn't have been that. It would have been through DOS. She had been like to Rinta 360 180 and to Rinda would be like, what am I supposed to do? You didn't put a slash. Where is the slash?

What hard drive am I looking at? It's a very, it's a great hard drive. I'm so proud of this hard drive, but you know, you have me mounted someone an external thing and it's like, I don't want to mount this. What am I, a flappy disc? I like to think of of D'riinda as this old video game. I used to play back in like the old days. As long as we're going into old computer language,

there was some video game where it didn't even have visuals. It was just text and you'd be like, walk forward. And it'd be like, you walk forward. And you'd be like, examine the ground. Like, there's nothing to examine here. And you're like, examine everything. And finally, like, there is a rock. I could just imagine D'Ari render being that computer system be like walk

forward I mean how many times I got to walk forward you want to examine the ground again like honestly like well you know what you got to do you got to get a let you gotta go school that's what you got to do I think for her more spulunker type of a lady it's going three tunnels and then suddenly there's a bomb. She's like, Where is the bomb coming from? Get down me! I'm gonna do this shit. Find all! Then it just resets and she's like,

We're fine. We're fine. It's got three now. Yeah, I like to think of her in like less popular video games, you know, like not like super, although it would be funny to see her and see Mario Brothers. Like, you got a turtle here? Yeah, step on the turtle. Like, well, I was supposed to hit my head on the bricks. I'm not going to get called a concussion.

That's what that is. And you know, I don't do that. I don't do a concussion. Hello. If you hit your head on the bricks, loose chains comes out. What's it? She like wins Richard back every single time.

Riches everywhere in this world is great. So here we are in the first one minute of the show. Damn it. So definitely, this in the first one minute of the show. Damn it. So, um, Bethany, this is actually the conversation they had. So Sonia's like, well, you know, Ramona, it's like she's trying to be nice, but then she takes me on the balcony and she can't just have a mature conversation. And you know, she I brought that grin and blah, blah, blah. And so Bethany, good point. What Sonia, what Sonia says is you know

The problem with Ramona is that you just not she doesn't know how to say I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm like actually something that's all she does. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but Bethes be I'm sorry I'm a P.I. and I found out Bethes a B.I. Okay. Sorry, okay She's like you know what Sonia just can't face it. Let Okay, sorry, okay. She's like, you know what, Sonya just can't face it. Let's face it, okay? Wait a minute, Sonya. Half your 360. You'll suddenly start getting everything right.

So Bethany has a good point and she's like, well, you know, she's so concerned. Why not say it six weeks ago? You know, she wanted to shame me in front of the camera. It's like, I'm going to feel shameful about my young boobs going back and forth and like a move like seriously. What am I ashamed? Like she told, I've put brands and popcorn.

I was like, look, that's what happens to your boobs before age beats you down. Yeah. Yeah. That's what happens when you're a wicked witch. Okay. Like you know, your boobs, you're going to get way down. Okay. So they started talking.

I'm leaving this. I'm going to the marty's. You know, there's a drill going on. Hold on. Excuse me, everyone. Let me close this door. Of course, the drill starts as soon as we start. I know. I'm waiting for the leaf blower to show up. He'll be here any moment. Give me three seconds here.

Three seconds. Three seconds. Okay. Let's face it. I'm sorry. Okay. All right. That's quite it. I mean,. All right, I'm quite it. I mean where are we at chipprianne's or something? Madness. Okay, I'm back So Bethany stays calm and you know she's not letting herself get worked up Which I'm I'm respecting about Bethany. She's really trying every scene to be like you know what?

I'm gonna be calm like they're not gonna get to me seriously They can't say one thing that's gonna get to me and then I Want they won't get to me I? Know Ramona took out the menus from this menu. You know what? It's not gonna get to me because you know why I'm a wicked witch So what I'm on a broom like who cares like I see like all of us like see that under the rug I'm a bridge on which I'm a bridge out of the gun sample just bring me a call from a like bus boy bonds like seriously Whatever I like I'll start bubble bubble toilet in trouble like I'll see bubble bubble. I like them sample just bring me a call to another like bus boy bonds like seriously Whatever I like them all and ketchup like whatever that rhymes with bring some ketchup to ketchup ketchup Shmetcha ketchup. I don't even care

Me all started on mayonnaise, okay Man like I can so they start talking about how Ramona's dating that's me's like, well, you know, so she's crazy She hates me. She's a awful person. How's her dating going? And she's like, some you said, I think it's okay. You know, it's going okay. And Beth and he goes,

well, you guys gotta start looking at different places. Like seriously, you're always in the same place. Like every time, it's like seriously, you're like two pieces of the same kind of Velcro just standing there. And then all the other Velcro balls just start like sticking to you. Like, I see like, why are you rolling your Velcro ball through Bo through Boate. Okay. You're never gonna find any good Velcro there

Like I'll say what you need to you need to find different Velcro patch, okay, like too many Velcro's I'll say like I can't say I can't it with cats like it's like too much like I need to I need to release you lace So Sonya says look I'm the one who goes to other places and then I bring back the men and they still take them. There was the pirate Harry Tom And she's like you're you're a curator you're like a curator or a cock. Okay. You're like a Pinterest. You're like a cockdressed And then Bethany cracks yourself up. She's just like loses it. Curator of cock. She had a you know

That minute job like you're like get it because it's like curator and cock. It's like a little ration Like they see what I'm doing there. It's like you like a museum and it's like a penis coming in the museum and it's like okay I mean you like this button which like you donate to the museum like you want to be a member and the music and the pieces like I'm not sure if I want to be a member. It's like well, it's not that hard get it It's like a hard penis like I see it's like a right penis in like the moment like I see like that I love I love not an art like I don't see how many penis is we need to see in there like I see everyone There's a dick. I'll see you see what I'm going with it here. I'll see I can't I think Sonya throws bread at her face You want to be going with the hair? I can't. I think Sonya throws bread at her face

This little message so the next scene we're in the Berkshire's and they're bringing back there like Acoustic guitar weird sad music would still creeps me out I'm not used to it on the show, but it's like doodle doodle do it's like John Denver sitting on the entrance to the Berkshire's The ghost of John Denver. Yeah, just thing like dude, dude, dude. So we go and Tyrenda's like, I love it. I miss you. I miss you, Richard. So it's the fifth year memorial of Richard's death. And it's really sad. Okay, that's really sad.

It is sad. I mean, the wall was good was we got to see Tyrenda's family. We got to see your mother and her father who were so cute in her sister. Hannah was there. Hannah looked great. I thought Hannah was really, really beautiful. I think there's always something messy about Hannah. Like last time her, her sunglasses were a skew. And then this time she's wearing a ponytail with a huge lump in the middle.

There's just always something a skew with Hannah that I really like. It's very dependable. I did not notice that. What I did notice was Durinda saying, you know, I didn't invite John because I just wanted this to be a family thing. I don't need John to be here. And then all of a sudden Carol shows up dressed like Diane Keaton and she's like, well, I want to Carol be here because you know, Carol's fun. I was like, wow, John doesn't get the invite for Carol does. Yikes. I didn't want to have to pack a salmon fizz.

Carol doesn't eat. Not worried about Carol sneaking off and gaming 40 pounds from the snack machine. So, so then Hannah, she's like, well, I wrote a little something today while I was conjuring my face. Which I think she said as a joke, but it's still so Fleming. I can't be sure. So she opens it and she's like, okay, L A H L M A, oh, oh, my way. Hannah, no, sorry, mom, you did it.

Such a sweet scene. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because Anna always hurt just the way she acts is very like stage kid you know she's like her arms are always flailing about she's like I'm here I am I'm totally like it's crazy I can't believe I got here oh my god well I can't calm down I don't know if they started giving her like right when she was too young but she's got that kind of cracked out stage thing going on. So I just like, in my head, she's always a stage kid coming back from Amda, whatever. Dear Richard, I would like to dedicate this musical number from Florida Red Menace to you. We must do more, we must do much more, we must go, I, Hannah, that's our nap. I'm gonna watch that man ride out Hannah how could you If they could see him in no

We literally see him dog studs dog that's not nice to sing that a cemetery Hannah Maybe a little like dream to dream I don't know Jesus I have a castle on a no Hannah Hannah. Oh, appropriate show tunes at Cemetery's. So next stuff we have Bethany with her assistant, Bethany, you're wonderful. And her assistant did start out, Bethany's like seriously? Like, it's busy, what am I busy? And she's like, you are so busy, Bethany.

Whatever she started with, the assistant repeated it right away. It was like, you're amazing! The assistant kept on saying, this is so cute because they're basically in Bryn's bedroom, cleaning it up sort of. This, okay, let's just, let's, let's face it. This is honestly a very cold antiseptic bedroom. I'm sorry. This looks like the sort of room that they set up for child therapy, right?

There's like nothing. Child therapy. There's a bunch of big blank dolls that they're like, show me on this bear. We're Beth and he abused you or like, what's she, you know, where she hurt your feelings? There's just no indication that a child actually lives there. There's like a big like Angora rug, that's right,

and that's what they call it, it's like a big puffy rug and like pink walls and a bed. And then there's some, there's some choice scattered about, but it just doesn't, it looks so sterile in there. And which is not, this is not by the way,

not an indictment on brand. This is more of an indictment on Bethany. And then Bethany on top of it be already being sterile Bethany is like going through and like weeding out stuff and throwing shit away. I was like here comes the trauma. This is how you get traumatized throwing out the kids toys. It's all American girl stuff and she's like I'm gonna have to get a bigger place just to put this American girl stuff like seriously. like what what these ladies Just supposed to dress for success with a little see-through purse like again convinced of the ladies Yeah, now admittedly I also would not want to have that shit in my house

So like I get it, but you shouldn't have brought it in the first place, but I don't know I just I always feel like it's like throwing out a child's toy before like behind their back I always feel like that's really cruel, right? I don't even know that Britain is real at this point a child's toy before like behind their back. I always feel like that's really cruel, right? I don't even know that Brynn is real. At this point, I think that Bethany's just insane and she's one of those people who keeps like a little girl's room because you know, she lost a little girl

in high school and never got out of it right now. She's afraid of Bethany Frankel, that's what it is. Yeah, Brynn. It's a little, as long as we're talking about theater, Mazelmaig, I'm real. It's a little, as long as we're talking about theater, Mazel Maygan, real, real theater reference there. Brin has been Bruce Willis this whole time. So, um, so anyway, so it's like in nothing scene, they're just like cleaning up.

It's literally just cleaning up. So, and this is, and, and, and, and Bethany, be like, look at that tattoo, it's an SQ, this is going to be like, that's so cute. It's a great, that is amazing Bethany. Brynn might be a hoarder, like Seriously? Like, I'm gonna nurture and foster her dreams so she can fly like a hoarding little bird that she has, okay?

I'm like, there are two items in this entire room. How could you call her a hoarder? There's nothing in this room. So over at Dorinda's Berkshire house, Carol is talking to the grandparents and she's like, How long have you been married? I was like, well, you don't have to whisper Carol, even for Carol, that's quiet. She's like, hi, my name is Carol.

Carol, well, she had lost her voice, remember? Oh, no, I got a call number. Oh yeah, no, she had a cold, so she didn't have any voice left. Hi, can you read my lips? You know that was sort of an awkward brunch, you know, where it's like a little quiet and like, it's like nice, but you kind of can't wait to leave.

Yes, that's how I felt the viewer. I was like, I'm just watching this on TV, and I'm uncomfortable. So as, so far I've seen a dead John Denver, then Hannah cracking out and singing Oklahoma, and now Carol's whispering to old people, I gotta go home. I know it smelled aggressively like coffee in there,

which normally is not a bad thing, but you know, sometimes it just like, it was too much, during that. And also the chemical smell of. It's also like the chemical smell of Ralph's like jelly donuts or whatever. You know, they look really good, but then they smell like kind of cleaning products. You're like, well, it's just for the old people. Yeah, I'm really glad we got to the bottom of this.

We really assessed the situation. It's like that jelly donut and that slash aggressive coffee smell. You know, so Hannah starts telling stories about Richard and she says, Oh, I mean, Richard was just so nice. I would say, can I go to the book, take it for some gum and he'd give me $100. And Carol's like, yeah, I heard that homeless people used to wait at us. How side is favorite, Daly? Cause he would give them money.

And it's like, yeah, my mom wouldn't even let him go to the ATM because he would just take out everything and start giving it away to people. And turn to it's like, yeah, I said, too much rich, it's too much rich. It's too much. You wanna look at the back yard? You wanna look at the back yard?

Have you seen it? Oh, the pool. The pool. Oh, by the way, I had no idea that their backyard had like a shining maze in it. Yeah, it was a full on like where is the frozen Jack Nicholson? Spoiler alert. It's Carol putting her head through a broken door. Carol's home. I work now play makes Carol a very tired lady. I just love the idea of Carol terrifying subway two ball at all times.

Well, they'd look sort of the same sort of list the way they used to. I mean, in Shulli DeVal, I don't know if you've seen her lately. Shulli DeVal has gone on for deep end. Have you seen that interview she did with Dr. Phil? Yes, and everybody got so mad at Dr. Phil and they were like have dare you sir when she's obviously crazy Because she's lost it and Dr. Phil's like well, how do you feel about Kim Richard sobriety? She's like well aliens came and then pooped out turtles and they grew up into a city He's like, oh great. Kim Richard is an alcoholic. And the internet was like, how dare you, sir? Like, how dare you at least let her go onto a real house

whilst first before you expose her crazy. So next up, Sonia and Tinzey at home, Tinzey kind of like sneaks out of her bedroom like, Hello. And she goes to get her. Why is there a strange doll named Annabelle near me? Hello. And she goes to get her. Why is there a strange doll named Annabelle near me? So yeah.

So she's saying she's still learning Sonia's rules. And Sonia, meanwhile, is complaining that Tinsley's clueless about things. This is such a weird roommate situation. And I really am excited for Tinsley to move out. Because I feel like she can't be a full housewife until she moves out that house. Yeah.

Sonia is furious about the dumbest things, because... Tinsley, you don't put cups in the sink because they get chipped. Dishwash her only. I'm like, you know, that's where you put your dildos. Can we like have a happy medium? Like maybe just get some baby wipes. You have to be careful, because if you tell them Sonya you want a happy medium, she's actually gonna get a medium to come in and that's happy So it's fine. We'll get someone here to stage the place Hey medium turn 360 degrees. No. Why are you facing me again?

You know, I love about a lazy Susan you can turn it 180 degrees no, that's when you're supposed to say 360 so yeah, you know what I don't like about my lazy Susan? She's lazy. Why does? Why does she need all my friends? You know, every boyfriend I have always goes off with that lazy Susan of mine. So there's sitting. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry, babe. I was just going to say.

So obviously resenting Dinsley. And she goes Sonia's going through all these flowers that I guess her intern guy got and she's like oh tinsley I wish I could blame you for this awful selection of flowers and she goes well you blame me for everything else And he's like well she grew up with help. So she's kind of clueless if you want something you just have to ask it's not her fault I didn't get the impression that tins she grew up with help. So she's kind of clueless. If you want something, you just have to ask. It's not her fault. I didn't get the impression that Tinsley grew up with help. I got the impression that she was like middle class. I guess she wasn't because she was at boarding school with the Mortimer kit, the Topper.

So never mind. Yeah. And then, Tinsley is kind of clueless because she's like, here's a drink, Sonia, and Sonia drinks it. She's, whoa, vodka. Whoa, I'm not drinking. I'm not drinking. I'm not drinking.

Way to go, Tinsley. Yeah. Way to ruin Sonya. The rest of this season of Sonya's drunkenness is your fault, woman. Yeah. This is that this is the moment where it all goes downhill. And then this is, well, you back in, it's like 360 degrees. I did one serve vodka to an alcoholic by accident. He was like, Hey, I, I, it's a really good friend

of mine, but this one I just met him and we're at a bar and he was just gay pride. We're all hanging out. And he was like, Hey, um, can you get me a red bull? And in my mind, I thought he said red bull and vodka. And I was like, okay, sure. So I got him a red bull and vodka. And he's like, this, this is just Red Bull, right? And I go, yes. And he goes, it's just Red Bull, right? Cause I think, in my mind, every time he said Red Bull, I thought he was abbreviating Red Bull and vodka. Cause I'm a shrunk.

I was like, yes. So he takes his step, he's like, there's vodka in this. That was like, this is delicious. You're sure this is just Red Bull? Oh my God. I haven't felt this hole in a long time. The void has been filled. Yeah, so I've done it, but life ruined.

But also, by the way, how did Sonya not see the T-DOS going into orange shoes? It wasn't like, it was not a very crowded kitchen. And Tinsley was holding that T-DOS. At what point did Sonya, why didn't Sonya say, oh, no T-DOS for me please? Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from

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Yeah, he was a wonderful man. He actually invented Venus fly traps. Yeah, they were actually genetically modified plant. He made them, made his fortune, and now he gives donkey tours tours in Morocco and he said, listen, I'm gonna make a vodka. I'm in name and after you, but I'm really gonna name after me. It's called Tito's and here's your free bottle of it. It's great. It's wonderful man. I wouldn't have sex with Tito, but I did have sex with the donkey because I'm not

gonna marry the donkey. Totally different. He played the drums. He was wonderful. Um, the dog. Hey, hey, with the dog keys. I am not drunk. I don't know why I'm actually drunk actually. That's fine. Work both ways actually. Oh, so this is where we get to the ice conspiracy. So she's like, get some ice and Tinsley's like, I'm not getting that ice. And she goes, what? It's yellow. So what? No big deal. Just get some ice. So it's tinsly open and it's brown. It's brown ice. Yeah, brown ice. So here is my original theory. It's actually, I think at first it was juiced that it was just brown. So my original theory was this. A coke can blew up in the freezer. And here's why I say that because one recently blew up in mine and the coke got into the ice

making device. And so for like a little bit, the ice was a little sort of like brownish. However, that being said, there was a lot of brown ice and when she said it used to be yellow and then it turned brown, that kind of ruined my coke can theory. So that's terrifying. What the hell was yellow and then brown? I mean, things shouldn't be able to change that much in ice. Well, it makes, there's like rust going on or something like, like it's actually, it is, it makes you concerned about all their water. It's just so sonia. I wouldn't use anything in there.

I mean, that really is like Hurricane Katrina. It's probably if you can't trust anything you're getting. Yeah, it's pretty poor pickles. Should decomposing in the, in the freezer, in the back of the freezer. Would you like some pickles with your tea toes? So then we go over to Luan. It's time for the Countess Luan's dress fitting for her wedding to Tom Dacacino. Would you believe it?

Can you believe it? I can't believe it. Oh, here I am with all my girls, my pride to me. I'm like, uh-huh. Every single one of them is a decade older than you. We've never seen these ladies before. You lot. Fucking Lou Ann. She's so competitive. She's like, here's my sister. Like, your sister is time daily. I do not believe you, Lou Ann. Stop lying to me. She's like, I think here's Kacmi. Lacey, Jessica Fletcher, and Matt Locke. Oh, my bridesmaids girls. Can you believe it? You can send compliment, you know?

and Matt Locke. Oh, my bridesmaids girls. Can you believe it? Can't you just send Coppom in, you know? She know, I think we actually saw Renee, Luann's sister on the Luann behind the scenes special, the one off that like before they were housewives, we never got another one, but just Luann is, you know, by the way, and that's another thing I should have

mentioned on the live show. I said Luann was the number one New York City housewife. I should have mentioned the other reason why is because she's the only one who ever got a one hour biography. I'm bravo for no reason. Yeah, that really was for no reason. Everyone thought it was going to turn into like a special for everybody. Nope, it was just to watch the new man in the parking lot of the penny saver, you know, delivering like random sale news. So anyway, so yeah, so it's like dress thing. I saw her on Instagram today,

and she's like, can you believe it everybody? Were you excited for the huge reveal? I hope you were watching with your family and friends. Yes, new and we were all gathered around the TV with little Tommy to see what dress you picked This is it was like watching man's first steps on the moon Could you believe it? I was wearing lace lace for a wedding dress. I've never heard of such a thing Tommy tuned. Did you see this? Well, I've never won a dress before the first time was city hall So it's my first time the big reveal is is everybody ready and they're like, do you want to? Do you want to try on your dress and she's like, are you ready ladies? You ready? So she goes in and puts it on. It's a pretty dress. Yeah, she comes out. She's like

Oh, It looks squealing and something around and Dorinda's just like well, you know what? Like whatever happened between the hours of 12 and 5 with the other women has Disappeared into that wonderful world. We call the upri side of secrets. It's like that made no sense That's such a derim of thing. It's like Derimba has such a good nonsense saying, but they're too long to put on a card, Hina. She knows how to land them with her vocal intonation, so it sounds like she's making a really strong point or a whitticism, but when you really look at what you really listen, they don't make any sense.

That's the reason we take the care. It's this where we always call it. Listen, you want to get a sandwich to make a sandwich sandwich to make a sandwich on the upper side of secrets to gay estranged. You want me to bring some male. All right, we're getting out. It's like I always say it's not a party until someone opens a door with a shoe and says get the hell out to the water bug that's on the ceiling. Let's rest stuff on my devil leg now We say Upper inside the sea, Chris. What is it? No one will know. Bigfoot boom landing. Thank you.

Hey, the devil's not in the details devils and the eggs too young with my Chinese restaurant, okay? Unlucky right the devil's in the retails On the Upper East side the devils on the west side, you know, I'm saying I'll be your side downstairs I'm a 50-year-old bridesmaid good lord She's like to stand up now. Hey We have never been have ever been a bridesmaid before me. You know, I'm saying how we doing tonight Now, well bitch I've been up to have been a prize me the former you know what I'm saying now we do something like Now what bitch Samping her own questions. I just I just flew in and boy of my arms tired. John get off my arms tired

John's not even on stage, huh? I saw a shadow The piano So next up, tensely and her friend, a shanti, a ninja, and a ninja, and a ninja is like, what are you living on that baritade that's disgusting? Who even still lives

up there? What do you do? Like just walk down the street? Like, what is it to do over there? What do you got? Roaches? You got roaches because it's so close to Central Park. It's disgusting. Parks have bugs.

Who lives like when people move downtown and then just start like trying to manufacture hate for the Upper East Side. Yes. You live by Central Park. It's a park in the middle of the city. Who does that? Park Avenue. Like, what do you want to drive on an avenue?

Where everyone's parked? Like, why don't you get that? There's not even a park there it's like a stupid avenue you try and get down the street as a goddamn seesaw in the middle of it park avenue get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here who's sawing anything anyway it was a magic trick happening up there and you say don't want your magicians you get down to the the lower side you know you get their tenement housing that's what I So, she's walking her dogs, but she's walking them in this little remote controlled car because God forbid your dogs learn not to shit in the car. Like, what is that training them? Every time they get in the car, they shit me.

Yeah, it was a really stupid, stupid thing. It's probably her friend made that thing and she agreed to put it on camera because it was stupid and they even crashed into a pedestrian with it. I'm like, lady, if you crash into me with that, I'm taking that thing and I'm throwing it in the street and let it get run over. And I don't care if the dog's in there because that's what happens. That's your dog. That's so upper-ey side of you.

Downtown people are cool. You're running to them with their car. They just give you a dirty look and walk on. Let me tell you something. Downtown, the downtown kids, their dogs just take ubers. They don't take any, no, no stupid little mini Mercedes. That shouldn't be on the sidewalk anyway. It should be on the street. It's a vehicle. And Tinsley who has already, you know, admitted to us and everybody in New York City that she's been to jail is like, Anisha has been there for all of my milestones.

Marriage, divorce, arrests. It's like, okay, we get it. Stop. Yeah, stop. Yeah, it's okay. It's okay, Tinsley. Yeah, exactly. You know that Tinsley started following us on Instagram,

by the way? Oh, hi, Tinsley. You never mind. I took a bag. I took a bag. I took a bag. It's true as she did. So Tinsley's like, you know, she,

she, she doesn't really want to leave the upree side. And I think her reasons are really good. She's like, wow, that's where I get my nails done and like my lashes. And you know, there's like a really good water fountain in one of the stores that I don't like that water fountain. So like, I don't know, like, think me a thing. I mean, is there one place downtown that still uses a curling iron because I have not found it.

But there is a place that-tam that does. And you know, that's my thing. I don't want to walk out and suddenly nobody knows who I am anymore. It is my thing. I'm like a little concerned that my iconic look will be too much for all those hipsters and the lower your side and then try back us.

So I think I'm just going to stand the upper your side because, you know, that's where icons live. I'm ambitious. That's disgusting. Yeah. So over at Carol's apartment, Bethany comes over and she's being... What's going on?

She introduces us to her new intern named Jiu-Pathamisa. Pathamisa? Why don't you put the hams out? What, you got hams? You put hams out? I just went to lunch. Seriously?

Like, is that real? I just went to lunch and you're gonna talk with Hamas Like like honestly like how much like I already had three chickpeas for lunch and I'm gonna like mash them I make a hummus for me like I like honestly I can't like I'm so much like like where are we like the release like what? What will we back in Morocco? Yeah, like seriously? What are you trying to get to rent it? Like fall in love with me or what like I'm only eating one lunch Okay, there's not like time for 20 lunches. What is this? Hamas like like where's the where the why the pineapple on top you know who's the not you know who's not Durinda Durinda's not we don't we're all nuts we're all nuts we're

big old don't you know what that known as we're like like gooms that's it you know what I can't you say hum us I say hum you you have the hummus I'm not having man. I think I wonder what I'm a martini shaker like like what's the deal with that like it's like a martini bitch just water is it says are we like a day what I use for water All right, that's how creative. Oh, funny. You know what I'm gonna bring this we call it skinny girl martini You know, just just water. You know what you know what I'm saying hey You ever see a menu without a menu. I mean like you're like I can't like I'll see my wasrael Today is crazy. I'm a talent. I ordered nothing and like I got a salad

It was crazy like I just wanted to something I was like what if I want one inch down it could have been hotdog He could have been hummus like seriously like I could have ordered this I could have ordered this this morning at lunch and it could have come to you Like that's how stupid that menu was Like I said, I don't know like I could have I don't know what sort of wrestler was like the menus was blank I could have ordered like you know like general so chicken like I mean who wants to like what's our general? Are you anyway that you have a chicken name dog you like half of this half a general so is my master's That's like much much more in period like I can't like I don't understand Chinese but anyway like like it gives me the runs you know like I just want to run and get hummus instead. Where's the dick chain? Where's the dick,

tamey chicken you know like that wins meaner but at least it's richer like seriously. Yeah like you know you get the job done you know. I don't even know if that was a real restaurant it was like literally in Sonya's for a while. Well I don't is that I had three peanuts and I'm like really mad because I thought maybe I'll have a promise later And but then I decided to have peanuts just in case and I have the hummus and I can't I cannot be this on a hot mess like it's much I'm not rich. I'm no. I'm no So let's see she's so Bethany is in a really positive mood because she's complimenting everything for no reason and Carol's like I know my house looks that correct

I wreck now it looks it looks perfect I wrecked. No, it looks perfect. It looks brand new. Like seriously, it looks great. But my couch. No, it looks like it's supposed to be that way. Well, I'm glad that we finally were addressing the catch situation because it's been the quiet controversy of the season so far.

And now finally, it's out in the open. And you know, Carol, I was very proud. Carol flipped the cushions over and you know Carol I was very proud and Carol flipped her she flipped the cushions over and put a blanket on it and I just love that Bethany was still bossing around she's like they sit down and then like there's some throw pillow somewhere and Bethany just points he goes that one over here that one over here yeah yeah yeah that's her thing that because she has her show coming out with fried rice so she's like you know what I would do I would put a throw on it that's what I would do I would like to put a throw

on it and then people would be like, oh my god, it's captured the blanket. What's more comfortable than that? Nothing. Like seriously, there's like literally nothing more comfortable than that, you know? It's a good idea. Like I can't wait to see your show.

Like take a ripped up couch and just throw blanket on it. Done. I don't even understand what they call a little throw blanket. It's not like I'm throwing it anywhere. I'm like placing it. It should be called a place blanket. Like I put it down. Like I put down blanket.

That's what it should be. But don't put animals on. Because you don't want to put down that. Well, you want to put down blanket. Like put a put down blanket That's what should be put down put in Amazon because you don't want to put down them Well, you want to put down blanket like put a put down pillow and a put down blanket You just put them down and you're catching and you're done. You're like set. It's like fine It's like it picks everything like honestly. It's like it's much better like I'm too many to do It's too many American girl pals just like give me a pillow like I'm see like I don't think that if you like throw that pillow Around the amount of part one more time like I'm just gonna I'll just stop I'll just I'm gonna put a wall up and you can throw everything around the walls, but don't throw it over the wall

Like I'm afraid to just passes doing your cartwheel We have to wall up and you can throw everything around the walls, but don't throw it over the wall. And then Fred Rick just passes doing a cartwheel. He's like, oh, no point. Yep, that's my show. All right, thanks for watching. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. She's going to have 3D drawings of blankets being thrown on couches. Yeah, it'll be like yours, mine, or ours, where they don't actually do anything.

Okay, here's my schematic, all right? Take a look. All right, so I'm seeing your room and I know you missed the countryside So here's what I did I put a blanket on your bed. All right. Okay. What do you think? Mine mine and mine okay My mind my now I know you I know you miss your lawn. So here's what I did I put a pull out. Okay, that's it It's green so they talk about both of their relationships first is Carol and she's like we're fighting But I hope he's gonna get his own place now. What about your man?

Isn't up a rush of emails and nasty text and she goes oh my god It's like an extermination problem if you don't deal from it from the root of spreads I'm gonna like tent Jason and just have people Medicaid him until they stand It's like great, you know like I feel like one of those little like, right. And then share, share enough. It's like, F you, it's like middle finger emojis. I don't need that. I mean, I don't need that. Like, I don't have to add it. If I have to deal with Jason, we're telling him to be on the floor crying and dead. I'll be dead. I'll be dead. Like, tell me now. So this is the beginning. And you know, when, when anybody let somebody bring up her ex

situation that methenies kind of in there let it you know purposely Well, come over. We'll talk about Adam. I'll copy a couch match my show and then you can bring up that my husband's the stalker and we'll get rid of him Yeah, this is Bethany's way of saying okay, you're gonna fuck with me Jason fine I am going to be smirch you on my television show. Yeah, this was her part where she's like I don't know Is he stalking me because it's like a barrage? She said barrage right use that where she's like, I don't know, is he stalking me? Because it's like a barrage. She said barrage, right? Use that barrage. Because like, I don't know.

Like, maybe it's okay. It's like, I know I'm a bit of a tourist, but maybe it's not still bad right now. Like, I'm so stressed. Literally, I don't even know what it is. So that's like the, you know, the warming up scene for the Jason Zostokka storyline. Yes. Which I'm okay for. I'm down for that.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's how you do it. Full shadowing For sure we we learn that Durinda is gonna be putting together drinks thing and then Where the next scene that we go to is Ramona at home with her dog going oh I had a birthday. I had a party I'm gonna party all month long dog Because I had this party and then the phone ring she's like hi to rindah

I had this party let's face it I didn't understand it was a party and I almost missed it remember that thank god I showed up because you threw it for me remember and the dogs just like

please let me go like we all know the story she's just like my vlogger they want I'm sorry Mine oh, but she got it right. I'm gonna be dancing on this ceiling. Oh, what a feeling is that crazy? Whoa is this the ceiling or is it the floor? I don't even know anymore is crazy Crazy, hey and then to render start stirring the pot a little she's like oh I'm gonna have to go out of dreams you know I owe battling can because she's in show up to your birthday and there's a big of them you know miss big of that who are you the miss a big of that huh oh

fucking you man I was like dancing on the ceiling okay to rent that quant out I'm not even listening to her it's like I realized okay let's face it Bethany is an island, okay? She's an island. She can't even be a true friend, because a new friend would show up, but an island like literally can't move, because it's just stuck there. Like islands don't move, they just stand there and wait for people to walk over them, okay? Who does she think she is, Bermuda?

I don't get it. I'm sorry. That girl takes up a dream out of Virgin Island. Okay. Listen, you ship it to the K in okay. She just came in Island. I'm so sick of her asking me to put Saint before her name just because she is an island. Okay.

Whoa. This is crazy. My little girl and I said I want to go to Caribbean. My dad said okay, which island do you want to go to? And Jonathan Parsonsmith said you can't go to any island because the moment you step onto it, it's just going to automatically sink. So this day, I've never been to an island. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid of archipelagoes.

All right? Her island is in the middle of the Dead Sea, okay? Where people float because everybody's dead. Dead people float. I'm not gonna die, okay? And Dorenda's like, well, she doesn't come here birthday about the Decolle, you then you gotta think, what does that mean?

Thanks Dorenda, it means that Ramona's an asshole, okay? That's what it means. And Bethany doesn't want to deal with her I'm just like what did I do which is my favorite Ramona thing ever and that's Ramona's uh Like regular staying spot for the rest of the season. What did I even do? I was trying to be so or this I know she her whole Her holding last season was to become and to listen and to calm people down.

This season she is just all out for herself and what did I do? I didn't say anything wrong. I'm sorry. I took you off from the drama and I want to be in it again. Okay. I'm sorry that it sets you though. I'm single and ready to mingle. Okay.

Uh, so Bethany, then it cuts to Bethany talking about this thing coming up. She's like, like, I mean, seriously, I'll go to this party thing the string thing like fine But I just hope that Ramona leaves me alone and like saves that like herky jerky body movement and stuff and all that Askissing because like seriously, it's like a machine trying to get a quarter out of itself Like literally at you know not rather be you know I'm rather than having to like literally like listen to Ramona I'd like to be that Snickers bar on the machine, okay? Like the Snickers bar that when you pay for it like falls forward and then press against the glass doesn't even fall down all the way.

It just like stuck there for the rest of the life. I would rather be stuck in the vending machine, like while that thing twirls behind me trying to push me out, then don't listen to Ramona. Okay, I'm sorry, like literally I can't. I'm not really like him. So, Daryl and Lu and go to, they show up at drink. This is the drinks thing, right? So they show up at drinks. And it's like, Jude Lann and during this like if the

old limelight huh? So yes, the old limelight that the old limelight became this like real housewise spot really makes me sad. I mean I've had some good times in the old limelight. Yeah. How did this happen? We're still in the limelight darling. Darling. So we won't happen to the limelight. Where's the gay porn playing on like the crucifix hell So Ramona's plan for this evening is that she wants to talk to Bethany But in a list and a less confrontational way, which is L.O.L

Especially given what happens now I know that she doesn't say listen listen, listen, I want to apologize to her for making her feel uneasy and let her know I was coming from a good place. Her plan is truly just to ask essentially the same question, but just in a different, different wording, which is really not going to help the situation. And if I make quote Ramona, she goes, I'm seeing Bethany tonight. And if I feel her demeanor is such, all approach her in a different way. If I feel like, to be a demeanor is such.

She's like a signer of the declaration of an dependence now. Oh, fuck this is person. The pursuit of happiness, okay? So before we even get to the Bethany stuff that we have a really wonderful moment with Luan. We're basically the women are all there and there's like chatter and chatter

and Ramona tells Luan, by the way, I bought my ticket and it's like, huh? And she's like, I bought my ticket to Palm Springs and my getting it in void. It's so tacky and Luan doesn't even know what to say. So Ramon just keeps saying it. She's like, I bought a ticket to Palm Beach. I'm going there. Did you send me an invitation? I'm just curious. Okay. Okay. Is that a crime to ask a question? What do you want? St. Thomas Bethany Island? Like seriously? Can I ask? What is this Easter Island? And it's not even

Easter yet. I can't deal. I'm sorry. So Bethany comes in as some like weird black and white like plastic roughly pinata jacket. Yeah, she knows she's about to make up. Yeah. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, this feels good. Like, there's enough to do. Like I can talk to everybody now. Like I don't even have to talk to Ramona. So they start talking about bridesmaids, pictures, and stuff like that. And she gets, are there any pictures? Can I see it? She goes, I didn't even take pictures, girls. Can you believe it? Because you sell in that shit to people magazine.

Lou Ann will not give a picture of anything until she gets some damn money in her pocket. Yes. To which I say, good for you. Exactly. That's so true. So that's when Ramona starts asking about the wedding and everything. And the way I'm like, well, darling, you know, I mean,

I love you, but I just don't want to need drama. And Ramona keeps acting like she's like, well, I didn't do drama. I didn't do drama. Wasn't me. Yeah, I didn't create anything. It was Tom who created that. That was Tom,. I mean Tom someone trying to date everyone on the upper east side Hey, not me and Lohan's just be like yeah, I'm just it's a very special night for me And I just I'm not saying that you'll start the drama better what I'm saying is you'll start the drama It's not insinuating it. Yeah, it's in you waiting it. How could you you're waiting? I was telling you You're insinuating it. How could you you're waiting? I'm telling you

She's just saying flat out you'll create Everyone is like I thought we've made up and as a token you could send me an invitation, okay She's just not going to and I'd love to her just being like no Ramona No, absolutely not and everybody's crying everybody's Cracking up and then and you know Luana and Luana's feeling awkward because an awkward position to be in and she's waiting for that moment When she gets the upper hand again and Ramona just keeps on going and and what I like to just want Ramona tries this tactic She goes listen, I don't really care, but as now it's so I don't looking in I don't see this any reason not to invite me And my feelings are a little hurt that you did not. I'm like, you just said you don't care. So you can't say that your feelings are hurt, you know, and you're not an

outsider at all, by the way. And I love this way because, well, I'm sorry, your feelings are hurt. But no, runners like, well, I'm the supportive one. Like, you've got all these friends are not support of you. Because let me me tell you I want you to know people are taking bets whether or not your wedding will even happen, okay? Not me. I'm not doing it other people that doing it and the way that way I'm like that's why she's not inviting you like Seriously, that's why it's like right there what you what you're taking best horse? That's when the way and that's like she's like, and you ask why I'd invite to the wedding. Point proven. So then Bethany is I like Bethany was like, I'm, she's

Bethany is having a side conversation, I was like to run and everything. And she's like, I thought we're Monday and want to go watch, want to go now. Like she told me she didn't want to go. Now she said she wanted to go. Like it's like, it's like, what's the point of that? It's like, it's like a hand job. It's a useless exercise. My thought was a little for us, Bethany. But it was perfect for impersonations exactly what we would say of you. I gotta get it. Like really is a hand job and Ramona is like, yeah, but when they call me because she's still going off on this whole thing. She's like, would they call me? I tell them no.

That definitely most certainly getting buried. That's why I bought a ticket to Palm Beach. Like what I buy if I didn't know 100% okay? I will put $20 down on no. Note it, okay? I was like, well, you said that they were taking bets. Well, I was just joking, that's all. It was all, you know, that's just a joke. No one ever was taking bets.

We were just all just wondering if we were to put any money down on whether or not the wedding would take place, would it happen? And what would the payouts be? That's all I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Then everybody, everybody's just telling even during this, like, it can matter. A moana, like everybody's telling it to shut up.

So finally, she does this huge, like real deep Ramona blink, like that kind of, like herky jerk, like, oh, blink, blink. And she kind of changes demeanor and she goes, the wind, congrats. It's your wedding, Mrs. DeGustine. And she starts dancing and squealing and everybody's just looking at her like, what is wrong with you? Well, it didn't Dorenda one point that will also add fuel to Par power by saying, you know, I do have to admit though, it would be really, if I always said that would be really fun for a moment was there. That's like everyone's like, do renders. But yeah, then Ramona does it's like 360, quote unquote,

180, where she's like, okay, Lou, and she's like, I truly am happy for you. I'm truly happy for you. She gets her hug and I was like, well, just don't say stupid things like that. Well, you know, sometimes I do that. It's like, do it. Sorry. I'm sorry.

Where they call me, Brinona. So Sonia and Tinsley come. And Sonia's just ready for some passive aggressive fight that Tinsley won't give her. She's still trying so hard. She's like, well, why don't you just go in first, Tinsley, because I know that you want to see all my friends. So why don't you just go first without me? And she's like, well, why don't you just go in first, Tinsley, because I know that you want to see all my friends. So why don't you just go first without me? And she's like, shut up.

Just come on. And then she goes in there. And she's like, hi, girls. I mean, look at her coming in first. It's like she's not even with me because she has her own friends, which are my friends. But I guess they're now her friends. I'll have a vodka on the rocks.

And make sure the rocks are brown, please. Thank you. Make sure you give me a vodka on the rocks because I'm not drinking and this is Tinsley's fault. What are you even fighting about right now? So Tinsley just ignores her and Carol's like, why is Tinsley mad? Oh, no, no. She said, how's it going with Sony in the apartment? And Tinsley's like, I think she hates my guts. We had a fight today. I'm not going to be a little bit more little bit more little bit more

little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more

little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more the glitter to win. So if you need anything, I can get you an apartment. I mean, technically, I was saying the apartment for Adam, but, you know, he's a little worthless since he keeps blaming everything on original baby. So you can have it instead. Oh, you're going to find Tinsley an apartment. That's fantastic. Maybe you could put all of your friends in there. So she can steal them from you easily easily more easily Okay, let me ask you a question Carol does your apartment give brown eyes? I don't think so good luck tinsley Welcome to your new apartment with no dot dishwasher and a lot of chipped cups

So then they just start blah blah blah and everyone's still mad at every one's still mad at Ramona. So they then Sonya Farts. Yeah, they're talking about Dermonda like someone's like, would you believe it? Dermonda lost seven pounds seven pounds and then they all just start like like, like, woo. Then John mixed it up in a smoothie and drank it whole. Yeah. So Sonya just full on for it's all that brown ice coming out and I for sure thought it was Ramona. I was surprised it was Sonya to be honest because the moment they started like it's the way I was like oh dear oh dear and then Ramona's like it wasn't me. I was like whoever denied it supplied it bitch. The one who melted it deltid it.

Whoa, whoever denied it supplied it whoever sm it, dealt it. Whoever did the wrong, did the crime, okay? Oh god, there's all three of me. The Sony is like, okay, it was me, girls. I'm just fucking show. So let's see, what are the M.A. girls sitting with Tinsley and she's like, look, Adam, just keep sending me videos of the kittens, baby and baby. And we see a video of the kittens. Like meanwhile, he's masturbating to Born Hub and like half-strangling himself on a doorknob to get off.

Tins is like, I think maybe I will stand the upper aside. She goes, I had BB. I had a BB and I stupidly tattooed it on my wrist. And she goes, well, at least it wasn't your husband's name. She goes, oh, no, I have that too. I have a tattoo that says topper. That's awkward. Are you a topper? I'm a bottomer.

I think basically, you want your bottomer? You're all bottomer. You're all bottomer. You get it like you have to see like a Curator of cock. I'm on fire's day. I'm gonna take some on fire today Tinsley says what we actually got married in high school because we used to watch 902 1.0 together and when Antree got married at the courthouse We were like let's get married at the courthouse But then we had to get it an old because you can't go to boarding school and be married because it's like a no-no And then we did it again later. And Bethany still isn't sure if she likes this girl, but she goes she goes Andrea, that's not the one you'd expect to be married. I mean it was Andrea like seriously. She's the first one

I'm just a ghost Well, I think it's because she got pregnant. She's like oh, yeah Well, let's get to have role models Well, what I liked was in this whole conversation about 902 and O, the bathroom is like Andrea. Like, whoa, she was the one. Like, who's that? Who's that?

What's the matter with the Andro? What's the one on Shika Mar? Shika Mar, I just wish she got married. Yeah, she was the one on Andrea. I wish her my Androa. And then they show like a picture of like Gabrielle Carteras and Jason Friesley as if there were cast members of the show.

Like in their youth, this is what they looked like. I'm like, why are they showing pictures of the 902 and no cast right now? So bizarre. Also, I'm so sad that Andrea is still the one who takes the shit all these years later. It's like Andrea just could never fucking win. She's the one who got knocked up and had to get married, even though she didn't really want to. I mean, it's just so sad. You know, it's like poor Andrea can never catch a fucking break. So

elsewhere in the bar Ramona's sitting somewhere in Luan's tiles up to her because they remember they suddenly remember that they're here to stir She would Bethany not with each other. So Ramona's like, yeah, I love that Luan is like, okay now Please focus on Bethany. She's here now. Turn. Yeah. Well, but Luand's also getting her revenge too, because she's setting Ramona up for a failure. She's, you know, she's like, so Bethany, you're gonna say something. I think you should say something. You know, you got something on your mind. You should probably talk to her. Don't poke the bear, but talk to her. Don't poke the island. Listen, I rented a private plane. I'm going to land on her tarmac on her little island.

Okay, I hope they don't join us all this day. That'd be terrible. I hope it doesn't get stressful, but if it does, I've got peanuts. Okay. So Ramona then sits awkwardly next to Bethany. Luan goes back to the group and then Luan makes an announcement. She goes, bye girls, I'm going to go meet Tom.

No one cares. Can you believe it? So to run this like, this is the stand off. Ramones on the left. Bethany's on the right and it is standing off. Ramon has off right. Okay. I'm just face it.

Okay. Ding ding ding. I have an announcement to make. Ding ding. I have announced it's making ding ding I have a question for you Bethany So you know are your friends like your girlfriends like when you have a problem Do you go to them like do you want them to be there for you when things get difficult like do you like when your friends Have concern for you when you have problems. She's like I don't like the way you're talking to me. You're talking to me like in school

Like seriously putting my teacher like I don't want you to talk to me like what do you miss this Mrs. Fraffrow? I don't want to talk to you Mrs. Fraffrow, okay? I don't want time. I didn't do my homework. Okay. What what am I in trouble now? What do I have after I get my homework and then I know and then I get to eat the hummus and like now I've got nothing to eat okay like no they can't like okay, Mrs. Fraffire like you know what I want you know I don't want I don't want to go to the do I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I just thought this was such a hilarious way for Ramona to approach this topic and such. It's like she knows how to do the fake sweetness and something. She knows how to do the listen.

The other night, I feel like what I said came out wrong and you're a beautiful girl and I didn't want to offend you. And I just want you to know that I love you and I just was concerned for you. That's what she knows how to do that. But she was not, she's not have any sense of contrition. She was just like, so I know you say you're not a bitch. I know you're not a B.I. for what you say. But when you have a situation and you have girlfriends,

don't you want girlfriends to look out for you? Or you just a full on B.I. through and through, okay? She goes, you're weird because Bethany says again. I don't like the way you're talking to me like Sarah say and she goes, you are being weird. Okay, you actually strange because when I spoke to you it was out of concern and then you acted hostile and she's like, you know what, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take my pindy out of jacket and I'm gonna go like, seriously, I'm dead. Like I could have brought an American girl purse to this. Like that would have made more sense because this is like a bunch of junk that nobody needs like seriously

I'm throwing it out and like seriously like I could be home right now like clearing out more to choose like I I chose to be here with you and instead you're like talking like this like I don't want to I don't you're the weird one here You know this is this strange. I got I've got like a pindy out of pindy out of jacket It looks like a radiator a black one radiator and you know it I like it and I'm and I'm and people say I'm cold But I'm warm because more your radiator coat, okay, you can this shit like a pinata, pinata jacket, it looks like a radiator, a black one radiator, and you know what, I like it. And I'm, and I'm, and people say I'm cold, but I'm warm because I'm wearing a radiator coat. Okay. You can dish it like a pizza, you can't eat it. It's like, have you ever seen a slice of pizza eat itself?

No, you're basically pizza, okay? You just want to be eaten, but you don't want to eat somebody else. It's like ridiculous, be I, hostile pizza be I. Jewel shows operator throw fork into the mix. Did somebody say there was a calzone being baked? Um, I like by the way during this time. I've got a metal ramps cup to add to that And the middle of all the the music during this confrontation was like

I just love when the producers don't take any of the fights seriously This is always Ramona. Yeah, so, and I like so Bethany, so it does, the music does turn at one point because I do, do, do, do, do, do, and everyone's like, you know, I'm talking to you very normal. Don't say you don't like the way I'm talking to you because I'm talking to you very normally. Okay, and then Bethany goes, well, the fact that you think that you're normal means that you're not very self-aware. And then he's like, dun, dun, dun, dun. I was like, oh, now this is where the tension comes in.

Oh, you know what? Well, I was set every day for you when you were sick and pleading all over the home goods. And Bethany is like, oh, yeah, well, I was there every day of your divorce. And she goes, oh, well, you weren't actually like you say, she's like, no, actually you weren't. And say, start fighting about who's there more. And Bethany's just leaving. She's just walking up. you weren't actually like you say it she's like no actually you weren't say start fighting about who's there more and Bethan is just leaving yeah I'm

not gonna never been so disappointed in you then Ramona goes she doesn't like the way on speaking to her can you believe that and then Ramona calls sure but then Ramona calls Bethaniel wild dog. You know, you never know what's going to come out of her mouth. And then she goes, you too, by the way, I was like, whoa, tinsley. She got her buzz on super fast. And she was just fucking with everybody at this point. I know, although I don't know that wild dogs are known for her. You never know what's going to come out of their mouths, but that's fine.

And then Ramona, though, she's like like no, I have the biggest hot in the world Okay, my heart has so much sunshine in it. That's what's a yellow heart, okay? This has never been a problem before with me with any of my friends ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever I'd rather be in prison right now and Palm Beats than here Tinsley's like okay, I'm drunken after let that slide Well, I didn't even see it as a as a tinsley Yes, I thought as like I'd rather be in like near the winds wedding and arrested

But you're right it was a chance for Tinsley had to go back to her paperwork. Tinsley's like, I'll laugh at that politely because I want to move into her building. Yeah, I will, I will take that until I get an apartment. Yeah, I wonder where Tinsley went to boarding school. Did you go to Exeter and over something like that? I don't like to know. And Dorenda's like, it's something curious. That was a moment. She's emotionally curious. It's up with Ramona. She's emotionally... Hague. And that's what she's acting like.

She's... When has she not been? This is typical fucking Ramona. And you know what? God bless her. Oh, oh my God. She went to Lawrenceville. Oh my God. I wonder... Ooh, I know people who went to Lawrenceville. Oh my God. I'm gonna try to see if I can get a connection to her from that.

That'd be hilarious. I got excited. Sorry. You can write a tell-all book before the curling iron. And that brings us to the end of a fun episode. Yeah. Tomorrow we will have our real housewives a Potomac episode for the day. Yeah, and then we're gonna post our live show

over the weekend and on the bonus next week, we'll talk about how that was. It was a crazy, crazy night. So we'll share some stories from that night as well as whatever else is on our mind. And until then, have a great Thursday, y'all. And we'll talk to you tomorrow. Yeah, talk to you tomorrow, boy.

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