Watch What Crappens - #455: Live at the Improv!

Episode Date: May 13, 2017

Michelle Collins (After Paradise, Little Talk Live) joins Ben and Ronnie on a special episode recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on May 9, 2017. The trio talk about all the important topics: RHOA, RHONY, Southern Charm, etc. etc. Then, to finish things off, they rank every single Real Housewife of New York of all time. If you missed the show, come listen now to this rowdy episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I've been in this much Kids, what happens when this all happens? What happens? What happens when this all happens? Kids, what happens when this all happens? Alright, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to get this podcast started. Welcome everybody to watch what crappens with special guest Michelle Collins. What's up? Oh my God, you're real, you're real. You guys, thank you so much for being here. Please welcome the gorgeous Michelle Collins.

She's the best. Michelle, truly one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life. I'm not just saying that. I had an entrance. Yeah. I just ate so much guacacross the street that truly it's coming out of my nostrils. Like the most style. What's new?

I saw you over there. She had potato screton, asparagus, walkin' home like, damn, that's a bit for the job right there. That's true, but that's also so fuckin' rude to bring that up in front of a group of people. And we sent the beans back because they were fishy. They cooked those beans, is that mine? I don't know, it's a butter, just a butter.

That's what I ordered. Oh, that's my share. No. I don't know who's this. Is this how podcasts work? Is that podcast work? We just get cocktails, just get to shoot a bit of sauce.

You just ask for alcohol and try and get some alcohol. Anyways, thanks for having me. Yeah, so thanks for coming, Michelle. And thank you everyone here who has showed up to the sold out watchwork, Rapin's live. That's the Hollywood improv. Thanks to podcast Spotlight for setting this up, also, Thank you everyone here who showed up to the sold out watchwork wrap and live. The Hollywood improv. Thanks to podcast spotlight for setting this up also by the way.

I can't believe you people are real. I know. It's crazy. The pressure's on. Good old Ronnie. I missed him. I missed him. Last time I saw you was all also through you under the best was buying cans of beans at the supermarket.

I was like, Ronnie. I just saw first I saw the beans. I was like, Ronnie, I just saw first I saw the beans. I was like, it's gonna be Ronnie. And I was. Actually, the last time I saw you with a super bowl party at Ben's house. That's right. You know what you guys, this is stressful.

Let's get a dominoes blah, blah, blah. And I was like, no, that is trash. That is not true. Yes, it is. That is really fucked up. That is absolutely not true. I will admit to tracking a pizza. I have no issue with that But don't say that at your dominant. I would never I think a dominant

I would never in front of Ben because he's so judgmental about food. I would never do that I I honestly don't even remember at that point because we were we were watching hoarder. I don't There's by the way you're When I hear down those pizza, I just shut it off, you know, I know I will order don't listen Okay, how much time do we have left? Listen when I am panicked when I lived in LA and I decided to put on my like wait It's not when I moved here for the record I mean please this is a fuck you muffin top LA people in New York are like what happened?

I'm like LA, but really it's like, I eat so much. Anyways, anyway. I was them when I got here. No, but I just also don't walk here. You know, I sprang to my ankle walking to gelsons. You know, this story, forget about that. I'm giving you my fat ankle. This is anyone's side.

It plays to be with a sprained ankle. Watch your hands on the little things you take so you don't get dirty on the cart gelsons. Oh, they have a wipe. Yeah, the way the gelsons work is sprained. The way the sprained. Well, you Oh, they have a wipe. Yeah, the way the galsons work is spring. The wordless spring. Well, you guys, we have all assembled here

because we all have a mutual love of Bravo TV. Do we not? Woo! Woo! And that's one of the reasons why we brought Michelle and because not only is Michelle very funny, but she is very up on her Bravo television. So, Michelle, what have you been watching lately on Bravo? So glad this is about me. Can I just open with that? Like finally?

We've recorded three shows already today. We're tired. Yeah, that's true. It's not true. I shot my little, my little women LA after show today, which is why I'm so made up. What is the difference between, not so nice? I mean, besides the obvious differences between little, little ladies and like the Chirkinek ladies and the regular turkey neck ladies, what's the difference between the housewives?

So, I actually was so ready to get offended. I'm like, Ronnie, this is, we are at the Hollywood Improv Lab. It's so rude. It's basically the same show. It's very housewivesy little women LA, but I will say that something, you know, I, we're being recorded, but I will say that like they, it's a very interesting show to watch because you learn about a lot of their medical problems, which is something, and I'm being

honest, like it's just interesting, you know, first of all, it's funny that they would have me host the after show because I'm six foot one barefooted. And they come in and it's like full JRR Tolkien, like, like I literally have to like Renee Ru's so-to-mel-given, mel-given. That famous actor mel-givens, you know what I mean? The point is, you know, she used to stand in dishes. I'm obsessed with that, but the point is... I always feel Hagrid at a gay bar.

There's like all these little people in my country. Ernie! Fung at a gay bar. There's like all these little people. I'm like a less beautiful hodor and like but I always hold the door. I mean that's what I'm known for. So anyways, thank you. So long story short, I will say that was like funny. It's the same show basically, but they have like a lot of drama between. It's the same thing. They're not rich also. It's the other thing. They're not rich also is the other difference Right, which is I think that a big part of the housewives is that they're so wealthy you want to be them But also it's taught me that I don't want money. Yeah, it's like a it's like a weird aspirational Non aspirational thing all at once right you want to you want to live their lives and yet you are so glad that you're not living their lives I mean come on orange County those bitches ain't rich like a lot of emerges not like Laurie from season one is like all her kids are like getting to

truck accident someone. They're all like they don't have issues and like what happened? I saw Heather. She is fucking rich do not you dare tell me that. What's the how the job? I? I told you. I said it's inappropriate. I didn't get caught. I'll be real. I was curious. This was also like, why was it there? I think I had a return to make it sacks because another twist about my aftershows on my

own wardrobe person. If you're wondering why I always look bad on him is I'm like is this Berkka okay they're like we're at so much since I've seen you famously obviously you've grown so much famously since I've seen you that's really good I'm used to returns with you at like marshals that's true I still make this I still make those she will buy shit just to return it and then she you can I say one thing though I think you three times where you have a you are I still make those. She will buy shit just to return it. And then she, you do. Can I say one thing though? I think you do three times where you have a

just to return it. You are literally making up so many lies. And I run into it, you even know you. Is it some memento or anything like retouches? I do return a lot of shit. But I want to say one thing that I do not do that. I think people misconstrued this. I'm always fall within the legal limits of returning.

I never wear something in return it. And that is something I'm very clapped for that. Because people who do that shit, that's disgusting. I have bought things that clearly, you know when you put something on and your own body warmth activates someone else's smell. Yes. And I'm just like, what is this like iron man? Like what is this happening? So I don't do that. So I'm not an animal. I'm like unwashed clothes and then your body heat activates the unwashed clothes smell. He'll wear an unwashed shirt. He told me last week. Oh, yeah, unwashed This this is a new shirt. I didn't even wash it. I'm like The shirt is the best when you just get it because after you wash it it never fits the same and then you're all like

You smell like the child and China who made that good good. I smell like Chinese Love is that a domalone Chinese child? I'll wear it. So let's get back to Bravo here for a second. Sorry. No, you're not going to talk. Let's talk about that because you got me into it. So here's OK.

So I want to hear Michelle, your impressions of Southern charm, because you've only just started to watch it, right? People first of all, I just want to add her here for you to, and I'm just the friend. So after this, I'm going to shut up. All right. But I did watch it. Ben came over to my air. Yes. Yes. I don't like to brag. It's beautiful Airbnb. I'd like to add. It's beyond lovely. Lovely.

And I'm Greg's list. That's true. No, but it was cheap actually. But anyway, it's not the point. Again, I'm a Jewish person just so in case that's not completely obvious. Thank. Oh, hey. Thank you. That's so wonderful. They like drag us out. I'm like, wait a minute, Leastern, feels great, guys. But we're all the same. Are you kidding me? Yes, we're the same. We look really good.

This is the future of America up here. I like Southern term. I watched it this week without you. OK, all right. So now, OK, so let's hear your take on the characters. What do you think about Thomas Ravanel? Least, babe. Least Fave, right? He looks like what he call it in any me in like an 80s

teen flick. He looks like the bad guy in like an 80s movie. He's like a bad principal. Okay, and what about Whitney Soutler Smith? Who is that? What's trying to thought? Someone's met him. We have to want to do it all. Okay, so here's, here's a lot of you from the basement. I didn't know there were going to be splints here. Yes, so I like it. So basically for people who were listening at home later on,

Leo and from the audience just said that she had met Whitney, and he was very, very polite. And then the audience year booed Leon. You guys, what we didn't say is Leon works at Jumbo's clan room. Where Whitney is actually nice to girls in LA. I wish that were true about these girls. I would truly, they could really are like, what do you guys

do? I'm actually going to say these girls. I would truly, they could really are like, what do you guys do? I'm actually probably the future. That's amazing. I was going to say public relations, and in a way that is what that is. So who's your favorite Michelle? Who on Southern Charms your favorite so far? Why are you some gossip because my makeup artist made out with Shep? Because she was working.

Is it that good? I like Shep. Does that, am I like Shep? Shep is like, I like his big fake teeth. I've learned to love them. His big wasp rich man teeth. I'm like, what are those? There's something to be said about old money

that just makes someone attractive. You could show Spider-Man and I max on that grill, and I would tune it. I'd be like 3DGs. I'm everything. I'm being jealous that he's like, you're a great man in a league of games. But that guy, someone posted on our Facebook, close-up chef and said how was this guy rich? Look at his teeth

Okay, so it's got like the you know whatever who cares good for you getting a girl So it's got the grill but it's like black gums and they're like shoved up They're like hot blue gun behind Not lying to you. Did he eat Oreos or something? That's a gingerbread. He just has plaques. He has plaques. He has lachums. There it is. You know what I learned to love him, lachums.

Oh, I'm going to love his lachums. I love him. I also, I love that idiot. Oh, but I heard some gossip. What's the girl's name who he hates, the giggler? Oh, Landon. Landon. Landon.

OK, so my nigger brother seems very sweet. Is this Royal Mourthy? Is this Royal Mourthy? Ah. Royal Mourthy, hilarious. Anyways, no she. Okay, so my Romore the hilarious anyways no she this is just gossip I heard I didn't even tell you that Heather Dubrow It's on the point I mean she's gone. I mean she's finished she walked in like a newborn horse that's the end of the situation look at us Bye bye. Bye. Bye. Bye claw hands so wait so what's the chef? Landon basically chef is making out with this girl who's very sweet and sugar and very cute,

and Landon would not having it. No, she's normal age, normal human age. She makes her, and she, no, but she kicked them. She was like, I don't want your friend coming over to our house, meaning my friend. Chef got in a car with her and Landon was like, I don't want strangers coming over. I'm sorry. And so she was like, are you OK by me? I'll leave. So I won't say my friend. Wow. Shehp got in a car with her and Landon was like, I don't want strangers coming over, I'm sorry.

And so she was like, okay, by me, I'll leave. So I won't say my friend's thing, but she got out of the car and Shehp, gentlemen, black gumed Shehp was like, I'll come with you. And he got out too. I like that. A point for Shehp. Yes.

And a season where Shehp meets some points, you got a good point right there. Black gum was to make you nice, sir. I heard it here first. Yeah. Now, thoughts on Craig and Naomi? I like, he's obviously the hottest one on the show, and then by default, the dumbest one.

He's obviously very stupid. I do love his embroidery work, not going to lie. He's a hogarian, I'm very drunk. Yeah, he says. And then the girl is smart, actually, I like her. Yeah, I like her. I like Naomi, I think she's bright. I think she's is like smart, actually, I like her. Yeah, I like her. I like Naomi. I think she's bright.

I think she's sort of like, oh, it's cool. I got this hot piece of ass who's on a TV show. This is fun. And now she's like, oh my god, he is like sowing in my living room. And he's putting crappy embroidery of our cat on my fancy pillowcases that I spent $200 for. But it's not even a real cat. It's like one of those little monkeys that Patricia was,

you know, putting on the placemats and the hat shut. And nothing's like a monkey very dinner time. Who is Patricia? The old rich bitch. No, I know. Everyone breathed. She ain't even a son. I know who, you know how I know? Because her calf tan collection, I cried blood.

I was like, I need everything. But who is she? Okay, so here is the back story. So Whitney who is the other old dude next to T-Rap. I don't like him. I don't like him. Mother. So Whitney is the executive producer of other

terms. But use of browser wigs. Ron is going somewhere. Oh I see. Oh I see. I know that was all right. I would like when. Yeah. So judge the people on the television and continue. Okay. Okay. Okay. Awkward pauses out. I would hope. No. The awkward pauses are in there. They're in the whole thing. Oh yeah. We got it. Yeah. So okay. So Whitney. He is the executive producer of the show. I guess he put it all together.

And he was on the first three seasons, and Patricia is his mother. And so I think she, in the first season, she sort of appeared here and there, but people just immediately loved her, because she's sort of like old and rich and snobby, and you know, now she's on the show basically, and Whitney's not even a main cast member anymore. So she's all about like southern man. He has how seven people do but she's not southern bitches like from the north and and like fuck some rich guys and buy the house with Honestly, what an inspiration as a Miami native. I'm so inspired her whole look. I love her

Yeah, I love Patricia. I think Patricia's one the best people on bravo right now. She's worked harder than I ever have so now What about um southern terms? That's what I was gonna say girl Southern charm who you're watching Southern charm Savannah anyone? Mixed response to the audience I mixed I mean silence The people who have watched it how many of you hate its guts and want it to die we don't like because I'm We have a hand over here So Southern Charms Savannah. So pretty.

She's very pretty. And she bought a dress that says seriously, seriously, and has not had a chance to wear it yet. I just want everyone to know that. We're talking to the audience. But the coincidence, I found a way to make a big light. Finally, I get to wear the American. So the chip and Joanna gains to your shirt.

You know, she always wears those shirts. Thank you Do you like them? I'm very on the fence with them. We'll talk Don't like the style. We'll talk about it later. I think I'm very fancy with them anyways continue anyway So Southern charm savannah well the three of us watched it I think I think the real thing that we need to discuss is this guy Nelson, right? He's just like Matt Whitfield No, you guys ever seen our old partner Matt Whitfard not old but like our friend Matt Whitfield He looks he's one of the original members. He doesn't act like him

But he looks just like him which makes me like him even though he's Unfixable he's unfixable. Yeah, I think the thing that surprised me about Nelson and we talked about it today. Now, at the risk of seeming a little mean here, I thought I was... For the first half an hour, for the first half an hour I was like, this is great. I love that they cast like a conservative gay man on this show, how fun. And then halfway through it was like, and here's my girlfriend soon to be my wife.

I actually missed the first half. So I only saw the story about the one who I was like, this guy's sex when he was Jewish. And I was like, I'm sure. That's like whenever my mom would hear about like a molester on the news, she'd be like waiting for the name. And she'd be like, oh, few few like not two, which is like great. He doesn't have an it's at the end, thank God.

But it's like by the way, on the praises right, I wanna say, you know, I watch the praises right every day, because I love your love and I feel like. When I'm not making little talk live, you can find me, you know, watching, let's make a deal or L-mad and the praises right, anyways, there was the guy who was like a heavy-set guy and he had you know his partner male partner in the audience was very handsome and I was like why he's

really doing it for himself I love that and like everyone was cheering for him and I was like oh I hope this like a guy wins whatever and then he went to spend the wheel and everyone was like woo like screaming for him and Drew was like and who who do you want to say hi to when he goes I want to say hi to rock, president Trump and my wife and six kids. And I literally was like, this is not a funny story. Edit this part out. But I literally turned into like Michael Jackson. Do you remember the time as Pylea Dust?

So like, it's been around. I was like, I no longer lived. You're off from Texas. I have to be. You're just not the audience. Is this not the TBI for our audience? I apologize. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm from Texas. And it's hard for me to be in a I apologize I don't know I'm from Texas and it's hard for me to be in a place where you don't get blow jobs like under a bathroom stall I'm like how do you do it like how are you supposed to do it that's how we roll you know gay people find a nice wife and you fuck people in the back of a church like you don't just do like you do like that very simple way of life it's just yeah you just have to be alone here Why I'm gonna go to Texas and marry someone like me?

Speaking of scandalous things. Speaking of scandalous things. Can we talk about the real housewives of Atlanta? Yeah I mean, what are we I mean this is crazy. We have to talk about this. All right, so I take it everyone watch the last episode. The nine year conclusion. The nine year, nine year conclusion. But it was worth it. Was it worth it? Was it, was it, did you guys feel it was worth it? I gained literally three pounds between the finale and the fourth reunion worth it. Worth it. I had to release her hair remove. It was the whole thing. I have to say that I loved it.

It was amazing. The gowns, first of all, the gowns. To die for. Yes. The boob tape. I mean, those are some boobs. Cynthia Blake. What an ombrevo can do boobs like that.

No one. All of them. We're just hanging out. I don't know. Then there's like one piece of tape. No, I've tried that. I bought tape for people who have like, I'm my food.

Who have like athletes like calf problems. And I was like, I'm going to tape myself up because I've had like a daily meal article about taping her boobs. I was like, it'll work. And all that happened was like, it stuck to my skin on the sides. And then it was literal mashed potato dripping

is down the front of my body. I was like, is this what it's supposed to look like? And I couldn't do it. How do they do it? Anyways, go on. Well, so obviously this latest episode, the finale of the reunion, was crazy. Who here is still cool with Fadre right now?

Yeah! Because they're sort of a split. Yes, I'm crushed. I'm crushed. Because there's two mindsets. One is she's awful Get her away or like she's so terrible. We can't wait to see how this unfolds next season Okay, you're the guest so please

I'm talking a lot. I'm talking a lot all I'm gonna say I actually didn't watch the season I only watched the reunions that's sorry. Thank you I'm sorry. I have to do it all. I mean you did it all. I'm sorry I have to have this to do like watch. Let's make a deal. Anyways, apology. Sorry, that big one with the door. No, no, no, no. The thing is this, the reunion was really the key thing.

Because you saw so many clips. You pretty much saw the season, you know? I am anti-fadera. Yeah. I've never been a heat shan. I will say that I make up to die. But anti-fad and very anti-peter. Well, oh, a penis first.

What a fucking piece of shikis. Yeah, a piece of huge piece of shit. Peter got a spin off. Did you guys hear this and then is? Peter has a spin off. Allegedly, allegedly. Intervention? What is it?

I don't know. I feel like it's going to be on like HGTV, and it's going to be like renovating underpasses on highways, you know? I'm in Zac Efron. Underpass, right now. Yeah. It's like about whatever cracker barrel rip off he's opening. But, Fadra, I have to say, listen, I said this the other day I'm sorry to repeat myself.

When I was a teenager, I loved a bitchy woman because you know my mom. And Junior League, in general. Thank you El Paso. I love them and I loved one of women and the story is like fucked over and she's like downtrodden but then she scales away to the top and she finds a way to use a man and then before the end she ruins the man and that to me is Fadre girl. Fadre is Sydney Sheldon. It's like Sydney Sheldon finally cast a black woman. Fadre has had a husband who's a felon that was who went to jail for her ass, Ansel the Stanton YouTube.

Please check it out. It's amazing. Yeah, you know, this is all night. This is all nice and exciting, except for the fact that she went after candy. Oh, my God. That's the thing. They lost you all. Because no one goes after no one goes after my beloved candy.

Thank you. It's true that candy rode shape of you, the Ed Sharon song. No, no, no one goes after my beloved candy. Thank you. It's true that candy road shape of you the Ed Sheeran song no no no no what happened was They stole something from no screw. So basically I read that too. Yeah, I'm back. I was too soon. It's too close No, no, no, no, no, Raleigh. Wow, I feel like a sitcom star. Raleigh, Raleigh, get up and sing. And Raleigh says, you didn't say that last night. Ooh, so on a cloud, there is a pit when I walk past that. She's like, that is amazing.

And then Lil Kim was like, that was the best castle on the cloud I ever heard. Hashtag lay me, is lay me, is lay me, is right. I just think, you know, you can't go after candy. And, you know what, even if you're pro-Fadre, you just cannot deny the force that was like Hurricane Candy on this episode, the way that the glittery tears coming down her cheeks The last Then she had her full course behind her going drag her Todd

I have a very important question now I like Todd. I like Todd. Okay. I'm in his hide chair behind me. I'm in Todd. I have a very important question now. What? Do we think that Portia truly had an epiphany, or did she realize this was her moment to, like, leave team for Crippercut? Do you think it's a smaller makeup? Meaning, like, because when she was like,

you have makeup to draw. Whatever, you know, like. How could you do this? Ah! When she got the paper play, that needle was false. She was like, paper plate. I mean, if she sees her opportunity, I mean, then she's smarter than we're giving her credit

for it, because she just knew immediately, like, this, this fadre thing is a sinking ship, it's dragging me down, I've gone up against candy It's time for me to like who's she gonna pair with now Well, yeah, she's gonna go on her apart She will she will you think she me. She deserves one. She'll work for five dollars like me and he's like I need 18 million dollars to pay off the government And I will come back. Did you read Nini's Twitter feed? No, oh wait, no, tell me. Tell me I heard it something crazy happened.

She just went off on Fadra. I'm being like, I've told you this, I mean, I'm literally making this web. I was like, I'm making upwards. I'm like, I wanna say the word triflin. I don't know if she actually said that. But I'm like this bitch is triflin. It does sound mean-y as shit.

It sounds like she would say it. I think she went off on Fadra, which I actually now are is I feel like I read somewhere a rumor that Neenie might be coming back to the coming back For fashion, please isn't like yeah, seriously, do we want do we want Neenie back or yes or no I can very vocal no Neenie is why I stopped watching Atlanta. I think Neenie got out of control I think that like humbled though they were like you're fired and then they were like hey tax people and then she's like what tax is What what's a sales tax? I paid that and they're like no bitch. It's like 40% of your income, etc

And so now she's like okay. I'll come back for half the money and you know be like somebody decent Yeah, I don't know I kind of feel like it's Kenya's show now I'm sorry to say can you it was good I will say sorry can you it was good on the reunion I haven't tuned in in a while I was like oh she's been very funny actually she is yeah this this was Kenya's reunion this is remote say what you will I mean she's a crazy crazy woman but I always say she is the Kristen Cavalry to Lauren Conrad we have a bug on the table here. And you have a horrible human being. Oh, no. And she deserves nothing.

She tried to pull a cameo this year, where she's like, you know what, everybody's meeting me on the internet. So I'm going to come back and just like put my boobs in the sling and only make fun of the poor person. Sheree, which everyone's like, okay. Sheree looks good. She looks great being on the trees. Yes, she.

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I like Eileen. I know what's not to like. You see, they know. What? It's not like they've never heard this show. They'll know I'll yell at them. I'll be like, how dare you? Why you like I you don't like Ali? I was my lean from days of our lives. I was 13, watch it with my city and my aunties. I won't go into the whole thing. Everything has a Texas back. I'm so crazy. I'm so crazy. It's where it came from. I love her from that. I wanted to add Lina to come on as four different bitches, like one with fake teeth. Did you ever see clips?

She'd be like, you're mean. She played a nun, like a random hit. No, I must. She came on and she was just so like, I was like, you're not fancy. You were a loser. She's not a worker. I don't think she's snobby on the show at all. I find her to be very

Level head not snobby at all. I really reject that. I find her to be very level headed and very calm And it's nice to have someone on the show who you don't literally want to just knock out like she is just a lovely Person and I do like Eric Jane a friend met her at an airport recently and said she was cold Which did She inherently cold Or deliberately, you know my mother calls PK. Oh, that's funny. I would say deliberately my mother calls PK because my mother It's to read in PK and my mom is from Israel so she can say it she calls him pan-class She's like what is peace? This is not the right room for that. Whatever. It's just like whatever

It's just like a funny nickname for someone like in Israel. What is it? Is it Pinchas? I'll shit. What is Pinch? What is PKK stand for? It stands for Paul Kimzley. Paul Kimzley.

Okay. Well, I really went off the rails here. So do we think that P, do we think that Doreet has been a good addition to Beverly Hills or a bad addition? She's an awful human being. There was like a surge of applause. My God, he's loud. There was a good...

Followed with it, just so they apply it. They're ruined. There would not have been a season without that crazy... There was barely a story there, though. I'm sorry, Pantigate being stretched out the whole season was deadly. But that's so old. It was so boring after a while.

Are you joking me? I was very invested in Pantigate, actually. It was deadly. But that's so old. It was so boring after a while. Are you joking me? I was very invested in Pantigate actually. It was insane. I was so dumb. I was invested because it's like that petty bullshit that like happens in real life. I mean, I've never been involved with a Pantigate, but like, you know, it's like some stupid shit that happens and it doesn't go away and then you like talk about it with your friends over and over again for months and months.

And then it blows up. So for me, I was like very emotionally connected to Pantig-game. Well for me, El Paso, Texas just kidding You're like when I was making salsa as a boy Because I say Lisa van her punmented piliative, which I mean she totally is you know She has her dumb to re go after who doesn't like her and it's so obvious and painful But then you have Eileen who's so quiet about it. Lisa Rina doesn't think of things on her own. I love Lisa Rina too.

I think Liza is one of the best. Do you guys have a Lisa? Are you? She's her first. Thank you. And finally we connect. Lisa is the best. I mean, she's obviously out of her mind.

But she's just funny. We love her. Yeah, we love her. We know that we're biased also, but we don't care. Because she brings the crazy But she does do the thing where you're like Lisa Rina They're tearing down this they're they're filling a pot hole the street doesn't want that pot hole And she's like

Tell her you know, she just goes And she'll accuse everyone working on the potholeoles should be like you know what your father touched you I heard it. I can see it all over and you're like what? She just goes there I'm the honest the pothole thing lost me Well the pothole was the most exciting storyline on Beverly Hills this season. Let's be honest We are we gonna talk am I going? I'm sorry I get excited because I don't know what's happening We all get excited because we are all

Listen, we talk about bravo for hours and hours and hours every week and we're still talking about it Can I just say I'm all hard and I pay big compliment to the two of you. Yes. Okay, so I'm in LA for this You know little woman after show up us and I always been as like an old friend of mine and I'm for a hundred years Yeah, and he's a very good friend to hang out with. He's a great guy to get sushi with. He's wonderful to go watch TV with him. He's just one of those guys. You know what I mean? Just like a very easy friend.

Like, you know, lovely to spend time with. And lately since I mean the past six months, we're like, oh, hey, like, Sushi or like TV. And he's like, podcasting. He works so hard. He gives his life to you guys. And that's true. And it goes the same for Ronnie.

Ronnie too. Ronnie, when you're not buying beans, you're not marketable. I'm not thinking of it. I watch a lot of TV, but it's true. It is true. You work very hard, so it's not the same. Well, thank you. Thank you.

You know, we actually just a pause from the shade that we're sort of giving. You know, honestly, it's really cool because since we'd start going five days a week, it was kind of a gamble. Is this going to work out or not? But honestly, the response has been amazing, and I just looked at our SaaS today,

and we are now up to 1.2 million listens a month. Oh, gosh. Yeah, it's insane. Every single month it grows, and so for us, it's like super awesome that while we're sitting here gabbling away for hours and hours, that people are listening and telling their friends and helping us grow so really it's like that's a it's a back-and-forth. We love you too!

Guys, group hug, group hug. I have to say my friend Trisha is here. Trisha and I talk about Trisha all the time on the bus. This is Trisha who I met at the Mexican place. This is my best friend Trisha. She's in the night. She's in the geometric pattern. I love her tunic.

I give you so much sit and thank you. I do it in real life too. And thank you. I love you. While we're paused. I'm like, I dropped a gift card when I walked in. For $15. Chili's it's shaped like a pepper. I like I dropped a gift card when I walked in 15 dollars Chili's it's shaped like a pepper if anyone five it would be very helpful

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There's a remix on the internet. Yes, people are posting links for us. That's a circle. Oh, no, you're not gonna get a phone. And then though, like, remix that shit over. Love. Yeah. Well, I have nothing to add to that, unfortunately.

But we get to hang out. I don't know. So. Be my Mandy. Be my Mandy Patinkin. Oh my god be my Mandy. Be my Mandy Patinkin. Oh my god, I drove in front of Mandy Patinkin. That tweeted, no one here falsed. Girl, I'm in the car, thanks, I know you high.

Someone purse raced her hand, God bless its time. Anyways, I was driving and I rented Toyota Camry. Oh, photo. And I don't like to brag. I had a fight and enterprise about it. And I'm in talks with their regional manager at the moment anyway Okay, so back to Mandy I'm in my can't breathe and I see behind me in my rearview because I'm always looking god bless If you're I keep saying that but I I feel for you if you're driving in front of me because I will slam into you

Because I drive just looking into the rearview like who's blind me like I'm crazy anyways So he I see a guy with a long beard glasses and an Audi, and I'm like, it's Mandy. And of course, I'm like playing the Dick Tracy soundtrack in my car as I do. So it was like, what can you lose, remember? I was like, what a great soundtrack. You know what this is at my crowd?

I love you guys. They're like, what? Dick Tracy, it's fine. The point is, he drove so, I love you. He drove so calmly. And I was watching in the entire time And I you know I speed on like a bad driver and I was like going whatever and he could not have been more cool Common collected God bless, man. He's a you may you be so blessed to drive behind American hero American hero listening to Sundays in the park with George

Oh my god Thing Shut up Andy be thinking get to the fucking point with Mandy. Why are you so anti? This is why I want every be friends you don't like I lean you know like me. We're different on criminal in criminal minds or what does that show and my mom love that show it's so hard to get my mom quiet and then Mandy Petinkin's like this is hard I quit and he left and my mom is still like well That got you've taken on all land. It's also the best show on fucking TV. It's so good. He's so good

Yeah, thank you. No, he's to me. He's home. I mean you saw on home land And all I need is Salieri and I'm good because I love Dorodol you're not. Well, my family is he hates us now But that's a horrible And so I'm like come on. I know it is. It's nice Okay, Ben. All right anyway, I mean kind of It's fun for you guys. I can't decide. All right He's nice and he's like gonna ruin your life. You know what? On TV. All right anyways my family is the celebrity friends Well, okay, so so here's here's my question

So what do you guys think about real house as a New York City so far this season? Are you feeling it? Or are you? I think it. You're liking it. What did you guys think about last week's episode when there was the whole election? And Carol was like, well, obviously she's going to win.

You know? All her fillers melted. Did you notice? She started looking good by the end of the election. It was like Jessica Tandy. I was like someone get Carol out of there. She's melting. Do you know so Kelly Ben Simone? I looked this up before and I was like I'm gonna do some like research. So Kelly Ben Simone, she spoke to us weekly today or yesterday and she had this to say about the election episode of Real House of New York City. She goes, I think we all have to remember it's reality TV. It's not the New York Times. It's really not legitimate. So for us to have those kinds

of conversations on reality TV, I think that's tacky. It's just tacky. Unless they were like doing something really amazing or they were making impact, that might be a different story, but just a talk and argue about it. That's just really tacky. PS Bethany hurt me. Kelly Benson's home. I miss Kelly. I miss Kelly Benson's home.

I know, so reading that quote, I was like, it sort of made me like miss Kelly a little bit because she's so fucking messed up. Well, listen, she's the dumbest bitch of all time. She's the stupidest bitch. She's the DP OAT, the D-Boat, dumbest bitch of all time. She's the stupidest bitch. She's the D.P.O.A.T. the debote. Dumbest bitch of all time. But I will...

I still resent her for... I'm not coined debote. Do not fucking steal debote from me. I still resent her for running down Fifth Avenue in the middle of traffic while she was jogging. Excuse me, all her bikini picks were literally one breath, this facing northeast of the other, Southwest. That Southwest and I'm like how does she do it? I mean please can you imagine but I will say this I do miss Kelly and they brought by the duck Bethany back up after all her Shit I mean she's a millionaire anyways, but they brought her in and I actually think Bethany is Adding intelligence to this season and she's being very funny and I've met her a few times and you know

She's not the warmest knife How you say I like better a few times and you know she's not the warmest knife But I mean sometimes so I I think that like Bethany's return has been really good because she just you know She is like causes all this craziness But sometimes I get the feeling like she's just phoning it in like she just doesn't even want to be there And I resent that because we're there for her again is pulling a cameo I tell you cameo made one fucking move in her whole housewives career and they all copy it now. Bethany got writ glasses and for being a monster. I mean she was a monster. She was crazy. She was. Anyway, we're gonna talk to Sonya Morgan like that. How dare you ma'am!

But she was a monster and so this year she's like, guess what? I'm not gonna say anything. It's gonna be my popcorn. Just look. It's scared. If I have to talk to Cindy Morgan, I'm gonna say like, what's the matter? Like, what's the matter? Like, I don't know what the sandwich is going on. Like, like, I'm gonna do another season, like, I literally can't, like, really like right now, like, like, why are we talking about this?

Like, why are we talking about monsters? Like, honestly, like, what are monsters? Like, that's still like boo. It's like, I don't know what's going on. It's a haunted house. Like, what is it? Halloween. It's like, me.

It's like, not even Halloween. Like, what is this? Like, what is it? Like, what is it? It's like, what is it? It's like, what is it? It's like, what is it? It's like, what is it? It's like, what's the Arbor Day? Is Arbor Day on the floor? I'm like, I'll see. I can't like, look at my walls. Seriously? Just make them hurt to me. Like, I love so much. She can just do that. I'll see you's not be happy.

You're both of me. No, Bethany, one time, oh, this is like, she doesn't care me. I'm not going to shoot me more. Does Bethany listen to this? I don't think so. I don't know. I'm friends with me.

We're her to show. I love you, Bethany. Well, here's what's funny is I'm friends with her assistants and actually you saw me just now having drinks with Beth. Well, here's what's funny, is I'm friends with her assistants, and actually you saw me just now having drinks with my friend Hannah, who's sister is her stylist, Julia, as well. Bitch, I really, really told you.

Yeah, no, and she's wonderful, and actually they did my UCB show in New York, and I interviewed them, and they were beyond Megan, the pretty Wendy's on. Oh, Mason, Michelle, Michelle, what a show. You made some show. It brings me, I don't know what this is. What are you talking about? They're her me. I don't know what this is Her assistant she's

No, no, no, they're nice. Who are like Bethany? You're amazing. Everything you're thinking You know what they probably make a good living and honestly if there are worse jobs and sitting in that nice fucking apartment And now she has a spin-off right with Fredric. Yeah, so she's doing a spin-off of Fredric Which I don't know if I that's gonna be too much for me. I don't know if I can Yeah, so she's doing a spin-off of the Frederick which I don't know if I that's gonna be too much for me I don't know if I can I don't know that yes I'm afraid of like yeah, I think that's gonna be too much It's basically be them walk around her but I don't know it's like it's nice. It's a view. I don't know and he's gonna be like Oh, you know, whatever he does

How do we feel how do we feel tens, Tinsley Mortimer is working out? Is that? Do we like her? Is like, oh, I love a broken down. I feel like I'm like waiting. I'm like waiting for Tinsley. She's like not doing anything. I feel like she's curling her hair

within a curling iron. She's doing things. She's very bland and she, to me, is hyper aware that she's on the show. Yeah. And I'm reading that energy coming from her. Yes. Someone's thirsty back there.

Oh, it's tensley. And I just feel like I just am not connecting with her. I am. Even on a level of just liking. It's like cold to me. Yeah, her whole storyline is like, it's like, oh, I was arrested. And now I'm in Sonya's daughter's room.

But then again, to go back to Kelly Benzimone, it took like six episodes. And I was like, what is this woman doing on the show? And then she had that fight with Bethany, the, I'm here, you're here. And I was like, oh, it clicked in. So I'm hoping that Tinsley will have like that moment, you know, where's the problem?

I don't know if, I mean, I don't know if it's gonna happen though. Kelly was like brilliantly the dumbest. Yes. Kelly was like the like a brilliant at being the stupidest person. Tinsley is just bland. You know my mother had the thing no salt, no pepper.

There's just no spice there. It's like what is this person doing? I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Guys when Tinsley was like at first, I would walk the red carpets and all I wanted to do

was be a socialite. That's all I wanted. And it was fun. But then one day I took out my curling iron and I curled my hair and everything changed. And suddenly that was my thing. And I curled my hair. I mean, how can you not? I mean, that's it to me. That's it to me. And then once you went into Sonya's house and Sonya's like, listen, in turn, I can't believe that she's not my, she stays in my home and tinsley hurt her and she's like,

oh, Nia, did you do that, you did it? And started like screaming like a baby. I was like, she is making Sonia very funny. She's like, I will say that it's that turn-in role. Yes. Sonia is really killing it this season, because I agree. Sonia, for the past two seasons, I think Sonia

has been like in the zone. She's so good. You know, she's sober. That's why. I think, though, I think, the zone you know she's sober I think though I think truthfully you know I think Tinsley you know Tinsley is like fine you know last season Jules was fine I think I think Jules she's like whatever wait I'm actually she's actually going through some crazy shirt right now. Jules has started a podcast every time. Oh, really? What is it called? Jules and Rupes.

Forks and Calzones. It's called the Family of Josh and Jules. I don't know, something similar. Well, her husband divorced her, yeah. Because he was crazy. He was cheating on her, and they had that crazy thing. It's like what Danny DeVito is cheating. And you're like, really, Danny DeVito?

Really? And Carl has a cycle kill you. With like an infant? Who did Danny DeVito like that? Like Danny DeVito really I'm gonna kill you with like an infant who did Danny DeVito? I mean Danny DeVito cheated Okay, you know what? There's so many things I'm learning I love being so Danny and Raya I will not say bad things about this They're like a pervert couple to me I really feel like the best new addition over the

Probably the past four or five seasons of Real Housewives has it got to be Dorenda medley I mean She brings it when there's not there it when there's nothing's happening. She's like, I'm mad at her. She's like, she will just find something to go bonkers on no matter what, and it's great. She's gotten so comfortable with just being herself. Like she'll start off like, so, you know,

you do my show challenge. You're like, what? You're like, what? You started messing with me, and I was like, fuck you! You're the mess with me! Oh fuck you! Oh, you're dead to me! Alright, we talked about it, talk about it

Talk about it, talk about it Yeah And she means it, I feel like she means it I feel loved during that I was thinking something that might be fun would be if we ranked all the real houses of New York City from worst to best. But this is like Eurovision set. It's going to take an hour because that's going to be hard. Well, it's not hard because I wrote it down.

So you ranked yours, yeah, but I have a mental. I will go through my list and you guys can like agree or not or disagree and say I'm crazy because I sort of just do it together So we've got there's actually been 15 real houses in New York City We're going all time? All time? Oh that's it Yeah, all time It's not a lot

15, it's okay everyone It's just New York City, it's not a big deal Yeah, we're saying that's pointless So number 15, I almost feel bad saying this because she actually likes so much of our shirt on Instagram. Cindy Bar Shop. Who is O.

Cindy Bar Shop. All she would do is go, really. But these things. They go crazy. Cindy Bar Shop's great contributions to the Real House of New York City lore is that she forced everyone to go to Quagg. If you don't know what Quagg is, it's exactly what it sounds like. And they all hated her for that. And she would like, Shatter vagina, something another Cindy Bar shop, but I'm actually, I'm, this is a very controversial list.

Okay, so number 14, because it's like too soon to tell, as we just discussed. I cannot believe you did that. I'm poor at it. I can't look anymore. I cannot believe you did that. I'm more out of it. I can't look anymore. I'm can't look anymore. And I feel like Cindy deserves more credit. I never thought of like gluing a rhinestone to my penis until Cindy bar shop.

I was like, if they can do it, I can, I mean it hurts. The sign is to why she should be number 15. I have no visual image of what someone looks like. And I see everything in every episode. So who is Cindy bar shop? Thank you, ma'am. Exactly. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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She has the best, she has the best chips. Okay. Well, I call them gifts. So let's move on. I think Cindy Bar Shop. She just, you know what? It's, she's not like a bad person. She just does not belong on reality TV. She was a strange choice. This is for me. We're taking an hour and think. Yeah, she was like, this is stupid. This is her moment. We're bringing her back. Okay, fortunately, I say it was since the Mortimer because she hasn't done anything. Yeah, you know, she could move up. Nothing's locked in locked locked in, so what happened? Curling iron.

Who else has done that? Nobody. Alashe is. So number 13, I suggested Jules. Jules. And I did like that Jules kind of stood up to Bethany, but it was like too little too late, you know? Remember?

I still think of the party when Bethany and Carol walked in. And Jules had the whole spread. It's a classic ED move to feed everyone else and she didn't need a bite. It like ponds me actually. I feel bad for her. I'm like, she cooked her fork and knife into a thing. I am the bucket.

The little bucket. The little Marin Erick's tossing into the kitchen. Every day, I want to literally pull Jules up in a well in that little bucket. She cooked it and hoist her to safety. Like she has issues. Go on. Remember kids, she's so weird. She could bet and hoist her to safety. Like she has issues. Go. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Housewife to ever apologize for being anorexic. I was like, why are you apologizing?

You're a real fuck. She also broke her vagina on a windowsill. Oh, my God. Look at my little peanut. Look at my peanut. She showed everyone her broken vagina on an iPhone. That picture had to look like when that dude ate that homeless guy's face What do we think that's all that had to look thank you guys? I mean that picture they all shrieks I cannot imagine I don't want anyone showing me any broken body part ever by the way

So that goes in New York it could be a man in Los Angeles is called making a fucking effort a man in Los Angeles is called making a fucking effort. By the way, do you guys know that Kenya Moro Teresa Giu-Dais and Brandy Glam will argue me the vagina monologues I think in Detroit. Who's buying a ticket? Who's buying a ticket? Detroit, you could buy a house there for $10. We don't even need an Airbnb. Let's go buy a house and stay there and stay there. Let's go. Group trip. Their vagina will literally do the monologues. Yes. Stay there. Let's go. Group trip. Group trip. They're vagina. I know we'll literally do the monologues. Yes. So, Randy's been trying to please stop doing the monologues.

Okay. Number 12. So this might be controversial because I can see you're being higher up just because of the hate value because you did bring some crazy. I said a Viva dresser. I didn't ever like to Viva. No, I agree. It was like she tried to, she was like bad, but in a way that you don't like, what, what, what say you? We were goddamn like, okay like to Viva know I was like she tried you hard she was like bad but in a way that you don't like what wait

What say you? Okay, it was planned it was so planned it was such a planned moment a Viva put a whale sperm Facial mask on And said those ladies were verbally raping me. How do you not love a Viva dress? She also tried way too hard in a way that I found. And I will say that leg scene, I'm going to point something out. When they tease that leg scene, I remember going to bed on a coffin that night because I was like, well, I'm dead.

Like I'll never wake up. That's the end. It's too good. And then, and we gifed it. Remember that? I mean, that leg preview was the best part of that whole season. That was. Then, okay, then they actually showed the scene and the scene was not as good as that previous. It was not.

The preview really set it up to be this huge thing, and then it was born because she's set. She will get that scene. She was planning on that moment, and you could see she was like, well, ladies, and she just throws it, and then the music was like, weird and upbeat, and everyone was like, huh?

And then the season ended. It was so strange. It was the end. It was a very bad episode and then the season ended. It was so strange It was the end. I was a very bad at the Weird I love this However, Aviva Aviva wins points for that epic moment when she like arrived at St. John's was like I was expecting a banner Said you did it. I mean, yeah, have we ever have we ever I mean so you know that's what I love about a creepy husband Or who was the guy that oh my he was terrible Who is the white-haired guy of even his husband was like a molester?

No, his name was read read read or something like that I'm by the yes That was her dad That's not great. She loses points just for bringing George into our world I'm sorry whatever when a Viva went to the farm and and she made the lady who accidentally like got her leg stuck in that machine. She made her do a scene with her and she took it. Do you remember? I remember that leg. We were in here. It was a glorious day.

And then I was like, oh my leg. And that lady's like, yeah, this machine goes really slowly. I mean, come on guys. That machine was a shock to me. That was, it was a very slow dossal machine. Uh, but not that dossal, I guess. Okay, so I said then for number 11, Oh my gosh. That machine was a shock to me. That was, it was a very slow docile machine, but not that docile, I guess. Okay, so I said then for number 11,

see this is where it gets weird. With real housewives in New York City, what's strange is that like, some, they can be so great and so awful at the same time, that you can't tell if their awfulness makes them terrible or if it puts them high up on the list. So I put Kelly Benzmone at number 11. I don't know, is that too low or should she be higher?

I think low. Too low. Well, Kristen Takeman, I put it number 10. I would put, I would put Kelly above Chris. I like Kristen, but yeah, I actually like Kristen. I like Kristen, but you know, I felt bad for her because I thought she was pretty good her first season. And then Bethany came and Bethany was like, I don't want this pretty bitch on this show. So I'm not going to shoot her. She's pretty and not that smart. And Bethany is the exactany was like, I don't want this pretty bitch on this show, so I'm not gonna shoot her. You're pretty and not that smart. And Bethany is the exact opposite of that. That's exactly. It was like, well, sorry.

Yeah, but at the end of the day, Chris rooted two amazing things. First, her husband was cheating on her blatant that guy Josh with the terrible head. Oh, I hate it. With a fedora. I hate it, and his name on the Ashley Madison site was Mr. Big.

So when all wishes are thinking. One chees is, how many chees? It was like Mr. Big. So when all-wish- She is. How many Gs? It was like Mr. Big 0416 or whatever. We're a lot of big, Mr. Big. So after that came out in the news, she did a thing on Instagram where she's like, I'm doing a sex in the city to where of New York and she was going to all the sets.

Okay, and another thing, a new article that just came out recently. This is really bad. This is actually, I should drop her down one spot for this company is called pop of color You know her thing and they're like don't you think it's offensive? POC because you know racial shift big right now girl or whatever and she's like well You know what people don't get mad about pieces of crap and that also means piece of crap and pieces of crap aren't mad at me So whatever

of crap and pieces of crap are mad at me. So whatever. I'm like, you're such an awful person. She's a really tough person. She's so funny. What did he do yet? Yeah, she literally is like, hey, Chris, and do you know that POC also means people of color? She is, well, it also means piece of crap.

And that's the word. That's not the follow-up sentence. We tell you something. If her nail polish was called pieces of crap, I would have brown nails as we speak. I'd be like, girl, if you see pieces of crap, it's like, that'd be like, and you see pieces of crap. But that's her first defense. Is it pieces of crap? It has never been that bad.

She has a dumbest of all fucking shame. She's debote too. She's dumbest of all time in the second. So, okay, so for number nine, I actually, there would have been a time when she would rank a little bit higher, but I don't think she's had a good past season and a half. And I would say Carol Radswell.

I agree with that. Like, there was a time when she was like really funny and great, and then last season she became Mean Girl, and now this season she's just sort of existing, you know? Do you know that she's in like a- Don't say Kat Lady whoever said that please leave. Kat Lady. I like that she is Katz. I love Katz.

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and then Yolanda, three days later, posted the picture of the flower and was like, flowers are a wonderful thing in our life. I actually didn't give credit to Adam and Carol went on to flower and was like, flowers are a wonderful thing in our life. I actually didn't give credit to Adam and Carol went on to her Instagram was like, I know it's a nice photo, but you gotta give photo credit at least. And that's a flower.

Did you give the, did you hashtag the, it's a flower. I mean, come on, I can't be on Carol's side with anything, but I just love doing. I just love doing Carol that she went so far down in the world of the housewives because she's up Beth and these bony ass But this year she's like One you won me over she talks to Ramona Ramona is like this in here

Why understand Hey, you're not smart with me. You can hear us like, but I read more. I read more. Hey, I'm like Ramonin never looks. I read a lot of things, okay? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I read a lot of magazines and the Wall Street Journal. And when I go to Ayahway, I send a corner and I read things in various publications, I'm sorry I'm sorry you're being day-class set. I'm not like Carol because Carol's like all right it can't be a best in use but tell me what you feel Ramona. I mean I like her because she's smart I have one funny Ramona story but I have a person who's naming I have like stories about it I'm like fighting. I want to hear a funny Ramona story. Well it's it's very silly, but when I worked at BH1,

which was not that long ago, I worked on a morning show. It's been canceled anyway. So she came on and she was there mainly. She did not want to talk about housewives. This is like hilarious. Like why the fuck else are you here? So she came on and she was like, I don't want to talk about housewives.

I'm here to promote my wine. This one she had her wine. And she had her jewelry. And she was only there. don't want to talk about how I was like, I'm here to promote my wine. This one's here to wine. And she had her jewelry. And she was only there. She only, you had a strict thing. You could not ask about anything but the wine and the jewelry. But why this is, wait, why that's scary. Why this is funny is that she came with like the stuff from the trade show.

So like laminated sheets with training little writing about like how the jewelry is made and how the wine is made. And she would only do the segment if those things could be on the table next to the products and where the time Goods right the point is we're like Ramona people are not gonna be able to read this on TV It's too tiny just have well and they like you know They said you can keep the shit out there, but just you can't have paper It's gonna look stupid and she were like actually Ever watch a CSI and you just zoom in and resolve and zoom, and resolve, and resolve, and then you see all the story behind my products, okay?

I just, I really thought that was quite funny and she was like a pill, like she was very difficult and to be fair was a big joke. Yeah, well I believe it. She's a worrisome, yeah. She's a worrisome, she can't even fake, She doesn't even try to fake being like her snapchat. I talk about this all the time, but her snapchat. So be like, hey, it's me, Ramona. And there's like dots, you know, because she hits the drawing tool or whatever. So she's like, you're always like, like, Cuxis and dots.

And so be like, hey, it's me. I'm promoting my new thing, women were nude. And it cuts off in the middle you know and it's just Ramona like I just like Mario in this room No, no Mario is no good. He cheated on Ramona even though she's a terrible human being. She doesn't sort of be cheated on I saw him saying Are you still up Mario? I'm sorry. I was like Also, she's dating all these hot young guys, Nermona.

I don't really believe she's dating them. I think she's like conning them to be on camera. I think she likes to act like she is. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. How does that happen? I just can't imagine her ever having sex with anybody ever. Mario just was terrified, you guys. He was just like

getting other women to like hide behind a bunker. He was so relaxed. Mario could not be more relaxed. I will just always remember the scene of Ramona greasing up Mario's pecs in that hotel room and and I'm so glad they're broken up now as result. That was her sexy dance. She's like we're being sexy Mary. Ron is currently poking me for those of you listening at dance. She's like would be sexy Mary. Oh Ron is currently poking me for those of you listening at home that's what she did the whole time and he's like I'm leaving So I felt like number eight. I don't know it's getting weird I did put this list together in a rush So I apologize if these are wonky I put Heather Thompson is number eight

I feel like she's like a good like middle of the pack I feel like she was like one of the underrated real house I was in New York City. I missed her. I like seeing her that party was locked in because I was like, oh have there a smart lady She's like pretty level headed. She's kind of tough. I like her. Yeah She was like she could be really annoying. She'd be like, hey mama. She'd be really fake But then if you like step to her she would really put you in your place She would get like angry and nasty and she was like great at like suddenly like the beast would come out And I respect that. I will tell you that her fake spank sprang sucks a big oldie. Oh, do you?

Tommy have I tried it? Yeah, of course. I've tried also Jill Zaryn's squeeze couture. I will try anything and it's Of course, I've tried also Jill Zaryn's squeeze couture. I will try anything. And it's. I'm shopping. Tell me everything. Oh, great. It's yummy tummy is horrible. And it's like literally wearing this tablecloth.

It's shiny. It's not really bad. Does not hold your tummy in anything. And I'm double spank senior right now, which is why, if I seem losing to you, I am. But I've had a very long day. I love a spank. I won't.

Yeah, love spank. Well, I would say. You guys film me anyways. It's a late night. It's a late night. So, OK, so next. It's love a spank. I won't, yeah, love a spank. Well, uh, I would say you guys film me anyways. It's a late night. It's a late night. So, okay, so next. It's such a stupid name and she's like, I know P Diddy. Oh, babies. Yeah, back up on the curb. Whatever. She's stupid. But I was so glad to see her at the election party when they were all drinking skinny girl and someone pointed this out on Facebook. So thank you internet. But she's like, we need something with more alcohol content than this one.

I'm out of a skinny girl. It was skinny girl. I love a passive aggressive white lady spouting off like, you know, like fears or whatever. Yeah, skinny girl is also like the devil's brew and every time I drink it, I'll start it like, yeah, skinny girl. And then after one glass, I'm like,

anyone want more skinny girl? Like I turn into literally Michael J in thriller yellow eyes. I'm like, anyone want more screaming girl? Like I turn into literally Michael J in Thriller, yellow eyes, I'm like, what is this? I love it. It really makes me, it turns me into a fucking monster. Anyways, anyways, I also love one that one time when Heather said motherfucker and they're like, ooh, where'd you hear that in jail?

And I was like, it's a very common curse. It's like, it's really part of the vernacular at this point, everyone. I mean, they were just very white ladies. It's like when Andy says, hey like the vernacular at this point everyone. I mean they were just very white ladies It's like when Andy says hey, 50 cent. Oh God. I Can't so okay, so number seven I said Alex McCord Alex McCord, you know what she I feel like people have really forgotten her and you have to remember Season one she was like this, thirsty woman who

just wanted to be part of everyone else. She had big, frizzy hair, going to like opening night at the opera, but not really the didn't have tickets, they just stood around. They were like looking for each other in the newspaper. It was like this very sad, thirsty thing. And like these people are the worst, they lived in Brooklyn. But then in season two, she just sort of became this like sweet sort of like wannabe. And then in season two, she just sort of became this sweet, sort of like wannabe. And then all of a sudden, season three, something like went crazy in her.

And she spent the rest of her house off time, just like getting so mad all the time at like Jill Zarin. Her and LeWan, that was the best. Her and LeWan fighting, oh the best. I like Alex, because she's intelligent. Her been monster shoes. The LV, those Louis Vuitton shoes. I'll never forget those shoes. But I like Alex because she's intelligent. Herman Munster shoes. The Alvita's Louis Vuitton shoes. I'll never forget those shoes.

But I like Alex because she's smart. I think she's smart and I actually do think she's nice. I think she is nice. And that's one thing that I really liked about her. And you know what? I always appreciate her saying, you know, you girls are mean girls. And while you're being mean girls, I am in Brooklyn. Which shouldn't really make any sense.

But I really like the emotion behind it. Yeah, but didn't she have the story about when she was giving birth Simon came on her or something? Like that is just not fair. That to be fair that was- You can never start too soon I say. That's just- That's just too much.

She loses points for bringing Simon into this- into our universe, but you know. I got there living Australia now and according to my mother she was on watch what happens I saw it last week or something. Yes, how is she in Australia? Yeah, they have facial surgery my mom said she look good. Did she look? I didn't know she was She looked good that thing a lot but it was Alex and she looked good and every time she was with Ramona Unfortunately poor thing Ramona always how do you feel about Australia Ramona's like can't go You know Ramona Ramona has always hated Alex ever since Alex brought Simon to like the women's dinner party And I am season one mean remember that. Oh my god. I was the season

By the way, how we got too far. Do you think house. I was like gone too far. Don't you know what I'm asking? Well, Buzzfeed us that where did they't you know what I'm asking? Well Buzzfeed has that question. Did they? Well, you know that's not the best thing in the world reading that. That's how I feel. I feel like they really see who they are. I mean, you guys are finally seeing this bitch Fadewreff for who she is.

I've been reading this crime ship from season one. That's why I love it. Well, you know what? MTV writer and former watercraftens guest, Ira Madison, who I think maybe here, I'm not sure. Ira, if you're here, I hope you're here. He wrote something on MTV just today saying

that everyone has become super self-aware to the point where we're actually seeing that they're actually more real now because there's a whole thing. They run out of things to fake. Yeah, exactly. And that you're watching them react to their madness is actually become the real real real real real real real real real real real

happen to tinsley maybe because there is already she's already been down that it's not watching psychological torture we're like so what point does she get tortured to the point where we know they do themselves you know when they torture it's the self-hatred that's so just like a blanket but you know what though that's one of the reasons why I think New York is the best is because these women are Truly crazy and I feel like they have no control over themselves

So as much as they try to control I mean Bethy does a pretty good job these days of doing you know controlling herself But like Ramona she can't control herself and Durinda can't control herself And these are like gifts from the gods to us and we should really appreciate them while we can, you know? Yeah, it's all right. So now that we're at number seven, so the last six, let's get through. Okay, number six I said Jill Ziren because even though people hate her, she was a seminal voice of the show Sonia Morgan because Sonia Morgan number five because she's wonderful. I'll go with that. I you would put serious talk Sonia over Jill is interesting to me. Oh, yeah. I know Jill, really interesting.

I just think that Sonia is like her, she's just so lovable, I think. Yeah, but you know what, for drama, and as far as like iconicness on that show's concerned, Jill to me is. It's fluid, it's fluid. I would not be mad at swapping it. I could do it. I say number four is Dorenda Medley. I think Dorenda.

Pretty good for a fairly newly- newly dish. I have to again disagree I would like to end up a lot, but I would put her below Jill. Okay Jill is an iconic housewife to me and when she got thrown off that show Which was a long time coming and correct? Yeah, but still it was like a ripping of that show I have to tell you a rip the heart out of that show a little bit. I'm just saying yeah I also thank you once Napa Yeah, no, it's true and I mean mean, to think about it, like, Jill Zaren has been off this show for like five years now. And it's still like, when

you say Jill Zaren, people like Jill Zaren. When Zaren literally will not shut up. She goes in front of, she'll go to the White House to me. I'm Jill Zaren. I'm Jill Zaren. Anybody know me? Real housewives in New York, huh? Like they've written art. She will not shut up. She will not stop lying. We didn't interview with somebody randomly recently and even this bitch is trying to give us some Jill's Aaron's spin No bitch Jill you fucked up You got frozen in the villain mode. I get that it was hard for you, but you still a bitch make it right don't explain Make it right

I guess I'm a Zaryn Ap right. I don't know. I'm a, I guess I'm a zaryn apologist. I don't love Jill Zarian, but I just feel like. I feel like I understand her in a certain way. I feel like she was like a jilted ex and she just, you know, she just can't get out of her own way. She went for the ring. She missed. That means she loses. Get rid of the bitch. Throw her to the lions.

Listen, I don't, I find Jill annoying you shit. Like please, I'm not saying that I missed her presence. I'm just saying that when it comes to the lions Listen, I don't I find she'll annoying you shit like please. I'm not saying that I missed her presence I'm just saying that when it comes to the show to me she's like she is beyond tired and connected to it Yeah, she went for Bethany when Bethany was like not a monster and she failed she made Bethany She should have waited like two seasons and she would have she still won't admit it She's like it's all because of a phone call it's a phone call on a speaker phone. She made a major mistake She fucked up big time. Yeah anyways. Yeah, so Number three speaking of which

Speaking of which I'm I say Bethany is number three I don't put Bethany is number one because there was a time when Bethany was number one, but she's But she you know there was a time when she was like really funny and she was speaking to people, but she's just sort of you know, there was a time when she was like really funny and she was speaking to people, but she's just sort of, there's just that too cool for school thing going on now. Bethany's saving grace is for humor. Yes. And I do find her funny. She's wooed.

There were the quips. She is that kind of a mind. Yes. Very funny. That's all I see there. I have a lot of, I mean, God bless, but I, let's say, 9 times, I'm going to keep on. Listen, she's still number three. She's still number three.

I know. I'm just like over with Bethany. Yeah. And it's like,'s like always been alone and hurt her family like that race that race track shit that came out I was like girl I mean it I get it but she just she doesn't know it's like she's learned how to manipulate over the years you've seen her become a housewife she's become terrible and then good and then terrible and she doesn't know and she's just such a horrible human being but she feels things so I like to see I have to say something I don't think she feels things and actually my my thing with her and you know she does talk show I just say this listen make a liquor company make billions of dollars right and God bless you for

that and like I mean literally I'm so tired by the way and I have to go to Orlando at a clock tomorrow morning for my nieces but it's a surprise for me for a pennyeing myself 15 times anyways, you're all invited at St. Tallahassee. Please come crash. I sort of got me to the DSW 5 PM. I'll be there listen. Why did it bring up? Oh, that's the only store in Tallahassee. I'm like I guess I'll buy shoes anyways. So wait, um, I'm a little returner when I come back, but um, no, uh, Bethany, I will say I had a whole thing. Oh, but I'm a shy dislike her. Oh, right. She had a talk show. And I'm like, listen, you are a great business woman.

You are very fit. You do all these things. Smart, yeah. You should not host a talk show. Like her, she is so ice cold to me. I mean, I actually was a guest on that talk show with Stasi from, I love you, from Vanderpump Rules. Oh, you are a Stasi.

I was a, and who was very nice by the way That's kind of funny. This was like pretty surge, but anyways the point is she but she's a very cold person and the point is I'm just very jealous that she had a wrong. I was like how does Bethany I get it because she like can fit into any of this show is canceled The show is canceled so she didn't you know like I you know That's a great question. I can't answer that. I'm not from America. Our friend Heather told us, Erica came in to do her show. And she's like, she came in with 10 gay guys. The Heather show, you know, Heather McDonald. So Erica comes in.

She's got like 10 gay guys. And Heather's trying to give her shit. And she's like, oh, I don't know what that is. It's like, she has no sense of humor. That's why. OK. See, that's upsetting to me, actually. I don't, yeah, I wish that she was funny like that that she seems funny on it. I thought she was funnier this season

I thought erica jane like showed more emotion this season I mean, she told her what to do. She's like cry about something. So my god that fight So I didn't sleep after that fight by the way, I was a fight that was actually a crazy crazy fight But I can do that old and making that much money and having that big of a career because some old dude paid for it on YouTube. That's enough bitch. You won.

What are you trying to prove? You won, Erica. Go to your room. Well actually, I mean, if you think about Erica Jane, I mean her music is like whatever. And here it is, SNL two nights ago. I didn't. Playing her song. And on top,L two nights ago playing her song and on top not only were they playing their song they name checked her too so you know what

she's doing exactly the right thing when I heard I was like oh it's a song and I was like oh my god it's Erica's song it's not a good thing sorry but how's the song going? I'm not loud read the top two so okay number two number going to make a mistake. I got it. Okay. Number two. Number two. So now we're down to two people. I know who. I know who number one is.

I'm very you. Ramona singer. Ramona singer. How dare you? I agree. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The crowd has turned against us. You're a maniac. You're a maniac.

You were actually so bad at demanding their podcast money back. Everyone at the next room over is like, what's happening? So furious. I love Luan. As a tall woman, I love Tom. I love crazy ball, Tom. All right, all right. Let me defend Luan here.

Let me defend Lou Ann. Count us Lou Ann. So rowdy here, and I actually frightened. It is. The pitchforks are coming out. I do you know what? I'm OK. Lou Ann, here's what I love about Lou Ann.

OK. This, I'm doing it in my voice, which happens. Would you believe that Lou Wann is number one? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Luann, she is so amazing. She could be number one or she could be number 15.

And that takes a lot of skill, OK? She has had such a journey. She came on and she was just like the Waspie one who is doing this just for cheap fun and she was above it all and she fell into it. This is a woman who had sex with a Johnny Depp pirate on this show. This is a woman who had- The best episode. That whole, I mean, please, like, sold the jewelry. I mean, please. It's the funniest thing about that. This is a woman who has a, like, I made eggs,

elephant says, and she's like offended. She has the cool, be cool, don't be uncool. She has, it's about Tom. There are so many facets of crazy and amazing to this woman. She released a book about etiquette. You know, I mean, I go last season. She a friend of. The last, that's also, oh, did that true?

Yes. I didn't know that. She was like, I'll do a friend of. Oh, really? Oh, because I thought, oh, wait, I knew that she got fired. OK, I'm going to do this. And then she got reupped. She got reuupped she got to tell you that all of last season was all about her and you wouldn't have had Bethany shaking the glass had not been Luanne related

yes and how about at at the Berkshire is one of the most amazing episodes of of all house well there were no air conditioning I still think about it oh no, her. How about, Bethany is crazy. And she's interface like a yapping dog. And the wind is just like perfect. I mean, Luan just like is like, Bethany is calling her whore. And the wind's like, well, you still soul my hair cut. Like genius, that's genius. That is some next level shit.

I mean, even this season, today she's on Instagram. Well, I was giving Pippa wedding advice. You were giving Pippa wedding advice? That's really, you ain't even married to a real Daggerstein. Now, that man doesn't have a grocery store. I couldn't believe that. I once got the worst food poisoning from a Daggerstein as burrito.

And when I heard it was, I mean, don't even ask. Like, I don't even want to talk to you. I vomited at the Park Place Station in New York. Anyways, are you getting this on film? It was the point is, I really was very angry. And then, but what does he do? What about Johnny Cookies? Do you guys remember when they went to their kitchen?

And it was like, Tammy. Yeah, they did. It was like, I would put that in the home. That's how desperately Luhan is. And it is amazing. It's like, it's annoying. Tom Shoes, Tom's toothpaste. It's like, you could think it's Tom. Yeah.'s toothpaste. It's like you could think it's Tom.

Yeah. Well, I mean, she, she, she technically is insufferable, but she's like perfect. And by the way, she wound up with the best, the very best like townhouse or penthouse out of all of that penthouse was amazing.

So in the end, we're gonna say tagline. Tagline. But at the end to me, that townhouse is the townhouse where Ramona never learned to play back Sorry, I'm sorry Ramona is Literally borderline. I don't even want to say a disease because someone's gonna be like my kid has that

But there's something she can't look you in the eye whoa whoa. This is crazy Ronnie This is crazy that you say that about not being able to look people in the eye. When I was a little girl, I thought, I thought I needed glasses, and I told everyone, I think I needed glasses, and then Geraldine, Parsonsmith came up to me and said, can you read this line, and I read it,

she says, you don't need glasses, stupid bitch, and to this day, I'm too afraid to go to an optometrist. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but it's true. OK. OK. No, that's not true. That's just a get total of like, we make up a story about Ramona every single day.

I miss that episode. I want to. There was, yeah, we should explain it. There was one episode when Heather was still on. This is the silliest, the person. I have a house in the church. And Ramona is like, I didn't go. I'm sure it's OK. I have a house in the in the Oh, yeah, and Ramona's like I didn't go Sure, it's okay. I have a home in the Hampton

I've been called to the bookshores and they're like Ramona. That's the cast trip You're coming to the fucking Berkshire's and she's like no, I can't do it. I got to go early My friend has a private plane and they're like why are you leaving as he goes because I'll live here I'm like dad was abusive because he would take me out in the woods like this. They just like this. Well, I remember it now. It was all for that.

It was all like something that hurt her deeply from her childhood. I remember it. I remember it. And ever since that episode, almost like every single episode, even when New York isn't on we make up a crazy back story I would like it if someone found all the crazy Ramona back stories and pulled them and and showed the entire Childhood you can burns we need a document

Is bad be amazing over like and white and fur not looking at someone just like in a civil war outfit Someone just she's like in a civil war outfit It's the cool kidman in lion somehow. We're like that So you guys We've reached the end of the list. I think I did a Number one was the win Ramona was number two. Yeah, that was I mean Ramona's legendary Ramona has gone through so much and now she's doing the Legendary. I mean to me, Ramona has gone through so much. And now she's doing the Averysacolich

and all of her friends lucky. Unlike the best friend, and just amassing fucking Ramona in college. So good. Who knew that you could snore Coca Cola? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, it's crazy. Off of plates that are yellow like sunshine. My God, I was like, this show is going to be 15 minutes.

What are we going to talk about? Our show is so fun. Yeah, and like, I was like, I didn't want to talk to you just watch. It's like 20 hours later. Well, the truth is this, we are at the end of our show. Michelle, thank you so much. Thank you guys. I'm talking about all of this brother.

We love you. You are truly so funny. I love you Ronnie. You guys thank you so much for coming to our show We're gonna do more of these Tell all your friends Hi, but I'm Facebook live. You guys are such a good audience It's so cool. We have people who came here from like lost big we have a school teacher But not Vegas. I's Vegas. Oh my god You have to take a picture with her at the least. Yeah, wait. She's a school teacher who took the day off from school to come here. Oh My god, you have to buy her something her students are watching a like a DVD tomorrow of Shunlers List or something

Oh, I have a great story about Shunlers list when I was in school. Oh, I can't believe you're bringing it up at the end Tell it great story about Shunler's List when I was in school. Oh, I can't believe you're breaking it up at the end. It's very quick. It's kind of telling. Tell us your name. It was a student at a very Jewish public middle school in Miami. My, OK, that's racist. Anyway, it's my, I know everyone's like, I don't even like this.

We'll be just shorter than Shunler's List. The only point is cut this out. So they were like, oh, we're going to watch Shunler's List. We need you to bring this permission slip in. And I was like, OK, like, meanwhile, how have my family died on the age cost? I was like, yeah, I'll get it Sh and Liz's So we need you to bring this permission slip in And I was like, okay, like meanwhile, how have my family like died on the age cost? I was like, yeah, I'll get it signed. So meanwhile, like forge it.

Well, yeah, I'm like, you know, yes, they did. And so I turned the permission slip in with the false signature on it. And my teacher was like, I compared the signature to this one. Did you forge this? And I'm like, yeah, I did, I forged my sh- I mean, I did. I was like, yeah, I forged this

and there's those permission slip. And she was like, well, I'm a sh- I'm so disappointed as punishment. I'm, I was forced to shun those permissions but she was like, well I'm a shy, I'm so disappointed as punishment, I'm not gonna allow you to watch it. I was like, hey, that's my story, so your kids love you, it was what I'm saying. Cheers and thank you. Everyone, thank you so much, thank you, Improv, thank you podcast, spotlight, thank you everyone for coming. Thank you, Bravo. Good night everyone. Good night, everyone. Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download

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