Watch What Crappens - #458 Below Deck Med: Duping the Boob

Episode Date: May 17, 2017

On this week’s Below Deck Med, Bobby gets a Facetime hug from his mom, Sandy Yawn ties one on, and an army of boobs are released. Please don’t mention cephalopods. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Just you know Tash who changed to me time you up to a rock and let's have a little cove of fun Find a good rock to get him tied to. I don't expect your affection. Yeah, today we're talking about below deck med or as I like to call it crazy accent hour. And of course, somebody said I love that the captain Sandy is basically just the below deck regular captain.

And let me explain the difference. Okay. This is the regular below deck. Captain is like the guy from the Simpsons. All right. He says God damn a lot. God, God damn me. Gonna tie that chain to the God damn rock.

You got a problem. You're that one in and between the couch cushions. It gets melted in rooms every God damn thingions it gets melted and ruins every goddamn thing It started out good and it ended up ruining the couch. What sort of goddamn dirty windows are these okay? I see a goddamn spec everywhere. I look it's like I'm driving to a notion of spec But you know what it is just dirt on the windows. Okay, you're a clean-ad goddamn mess up I want to believe in you but you're making it hard Okay, so that's him.

Captain Sandy is the same, but slower and lower. Okay, huge difference. And she cares about getting rest and naps. Okay, we're going to have a good time and I'm going to help you out with that. All right. And he's helpful, meaning to point this out. And we haven't yet, but the best part about this lady is that her name is Captain Sandy Yon. Y-A-W-N.

She loves naps, it's her birthright. Like a big grumpy baby. You only Yon I wanna see around here is a me and the mirror, okay, you know what I'm saying? No Yon's, get some rest, get some nice sleep. I want you to be awake, I want you to be a bunch of eager beavers. Oh, so yeah, here we are for below deck mid. Low deck mid. Episode three. Three. The action continues. We pick up right where we left off, which is a wonderful tradition in the below deck universe, is that we often which is a wonderful tradition in the below deck universe is that we often just pick up where we left off. And where we left off was a very intense moment with Hannah and Bobby having a drunken fight.

Where Bobby drunkenly believed that Hannah was talking shit about him to Melina. And he was wrong, but he accused Hannah of it anyway and accused her of being a huge cock block and being an alcoholic. It doesn't even matter because you won't even remember any of this tomorrow morning anyway. You can't believe you, oh God fucking it! Like having a bit, like a baby. His upper lip is curled all the way to his nostrils.

His teeth are jutting out like the little alien that you know when the alien from alien is open to his mouth and the little rabbit comes out. Yeah, little Bobby comes out. Yeah, the evil alien Bobby's coming out of the mouth. And then Hannah's just like, I'll think you being a little griss of rotna. Yeah, she's like, except instead of, you know, if Bobby is the alien with a little Bobby coming out of his mouth, then Hannah, I guess, would have to be Scroony Weaver,

except instead of like crying, the way if Scorney Weaver doesn't that scene and like, squinting her eyes. And it's just like, you drunk, you drunk alien. She kind of has that confused look like when Scorney Weaver finally makes it into that big section of the spaceship where she sees all the slimy pods and she's like, oh shit. That's Hannah's look right now. Except Hannah's look is more like, how am I supposed to clean up all these alien pods if I've only got two stews

and bugs he's already flying off to somewhere for a grim, I don't know how I'm gonna do it. And I've got Bobby popping out of the eggs being all aggressive and telling me I'm an alcoholic. I'm not gonna forget this anytime soon. All right, here's a cat, eat that. This boat is too small to handle as many paper towels as I would need to clean off 500 slimy pods and still take an app.

My number one job as she's to is to make sure the guests do not know that one of my steves has an alien on her face at this moment. And we've had some fun. Malia, you know, Melia sweet and young. Everybody wants to bone her and she's so far taking it on the channel, not getting all defensive. And it's hard to read girls like this, but we get our first clue of what Melia is going to turn into in the future because she's laughing all

at all of this on the side. And I just, to me, that says something. When she's really enjoying that she just caused all this shit. So I can't wait to see what she causes in the future. Because you know what's coming? I would laugh too, because it's hilarious watching Bobby screaming, you're being aggressive. You know, or either you're being aggressive or I'm not aggressive.

Either way, she was being aggressive and he goes, I'm confusing the situation! I'm not aggressive either way she was being aggressive and he goes I'm confusing the situation I'm confusing it. Yeah, I'm not quite. I can't listen to this stair hoarding gisting dekeed but then she starts crying in the bathroom and bugs she's just bugs he's just watching from up on her boat. Like it's just a bad time to ask about the chef if you talk to him yet? Do you mind not fighting while it's nap time? I don't want Captain Sandi Yon to get mad at me. Oh, you feel disrespected, so now you know how bad that feels right.

You want to call him meeting with the chef right now? So speaking of which, it's the next morning and there's just like this one quick scene of Bugsie in the kitchen Be saying to Adam, Chef Adam. Oh, I love coffee in the morning. It's like Jim and I and me The Jim and I and me coming out and I was just surprised he wasn't like oh, so you think you're such fucking hot shit because your sign has a twin, huh? Oh, hey, you want to know how to stack the coffees? You fucking idiot. Hey, how about this next time we want to talk about a sign? How about you talk about a post it instead as in put it on the coaster?

Like I such a mass. Yeah. So Malia, let's see, Oli and Hannah are hugging. I'm worried. They both have a moment of worry because they were like, you know, that temporary lesbian thing that only girls and bars can do. For their like, yeah, with lesbians for a night.

And then the next day, they're both like, I hope that girls not really lesbian. Yeah, because Leo's like, um, I hope she realizes I only swing one way. I'm like, well, you better stop talking about how fish are your homies. I love nothing. Nothing. Nothing. I love more than fish. All kinds all kinds of fish flappy fish. I love diving for fish. I love working on a dive boat where I would dive in there for fish. I just love getting my face right up in those fish. And when I was going to fish school to learn all about the fish, my first dorm room over

there had meat curtains. And those were the best curtains I've ever had in my life. They actually matched the carpet, which was really so nice. Okay. So, okay, we'll be juvenile for one next hour, everyone, just warning you. So, um, so then, Bob, it's me of juvenile. Bob is then talking to Max about the Hannah stuff of Lauren. He's just like, he's, you know, he's me and Juvenile. Bob is then talking to Max about the Hannah stuff in Lauren. He's just like, he's, you know, he's talking about doing this whole thing

about how unfair everything is. He's like, yeah, I was like, now, Mulea has this image of this, of like, this is how I am when I party, because of Hannah, you know, like, and Lauren, like, this is what Mulea thinks of me, because she thinks this is how I party. I'm like, no, you did that to yourself by getting aggro,

by getting drunk and aggro, and Mulea made a joke and you went off the handle, I'm like, no, you did that to yourself by getting aggro, by getting drunk and aggro and Malia made a joke and you went off the handle because the joke, if you guys forget, was that Bobby asked Malia like, so what he got you was talking about me and she's like, yeah, all the secrets are coming out and he's like, what the fuck? Well, we know that Bobby's paranoia, at least the seat of it is coming from a real place because Hannah does admit saying I just said Is this the part where she's telling her this oh no this is later fall wait till we get there sort of it's sort of is because then It's like cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning is the next day and now then Hannah and Lauren start talking and

Hannah She's sort of like reconfirming to Lauren you know, the only bad thing I ever said was that I didn't think it was very nice of Bobby to invite two other girls on your date with Lauren. On a date with Lauren. Yes. And Bobby, meanwhile, is talking to Max. Max, look, look at that.

Who wore a... No, I'm very... That's good. Hey, green, green. I'm green. I'm green. WD, double dot. That's not the song.

And Bobby, of green, on green, WD, WD, that's not the song. And Bobby, of course, is like, gosh, I can't remember off about me. She's still every girl about bad shit about me. And now Maria has this image of me. You know what? Image she has of you, a little tiny alien face coming out of your big alien face, screaming at a woman, like a five year old. That's the MFC House of you. You fucking babe.

And then eating Tom Scarrett. So then, and then Lauren, so Hannah's basically like. The cute, picket fences. Where's Costas Mandalore when you need in the next? So then Lauren, so Hannah's saying, all I said was I thought it was just rude that like, you know, Bob Invite you on a date and that he then brought two girls, but then Lauren tells us that Hannah said I can't believe he's doing this to you I'd be embarrassed if I were you Yeah, which is slightly different

And that Lauren's trying to play both sides here. She's like, I honestly can't remember you saying anything bad about him. She's like, well, I mean, I did, but it's not the same thing that he sang. I said, she's like, yeah, okay, fine. So Bobby's just pissed and then they keep showing him lying down in bed, like biting his sunglasses while he's smiling oddly. It's the weirdest shot. And they can never ever not smile oddly. So the other thing that's crazy about Bobby's logic is,

so he's mad that Hannah told Lauren, you know, I'd be embarrassed. Let's say let's do the worst case scenario that what Lauren said was the true one. Like Bobby is mad that Hannah said, if I were you, I'd be embarrassed that Bobby invite these two other girls. Okay, so yeah, that is a little cock blocky.

But at the same time, Bobbie did invite two other girls on a date, which is sort of fucked up. And if he wanted, like, if he is, if he feels that Hannah cock blocked him, right, and that that he could have had Lauren, but then Hannah ruined it. A, you still were like, boinking her performance afterwards. And B, why are you ignoring her now? You know what I'm saying?

It's like, I mean, I know why because they broke up, but it's like, if you're so mad at Hannah for ruining it, well, why don't you do something to save it, to make it great and wonderful? Did that make sense? He doesn't even want her. He doesn't like Lauren. Like, he fucked't like Lauren. Like he fucked Lauren, then he invited two other people,

like two other hosts when he's supposed to be hanging out with her. Lauren doesn't care, she's just young and fucking two. It's not like she wants to marry Bobby. But then now Bobby doesn't want to talk to her because he's fucked her. And so he wants to be wrinkled. There's another wrinkle here.

It's like so childish. Well, there's another wrinkle to the story, which we're going to get to when it comes up. So that's what was interesting. When we learn the other wrinkle, then things start to make a little more sense. But all I'm saying is it just seems like Bobby's making it sound like when Hannah said that, she just ruined everything.

And the truth is that he kind of ruined it for himself a little bit. And if he likes Lauren so much, then why is he ignoring her? That's why I guess what I'm saying. Like, you know, like, he's acting as if he liked Lauren a lot in Hannah Ruin, and now it's all a lost cause. Like, well, if you like her a lot, you should be making an effort, you know, like he did for what your face last season, you know, Paul Apple girl.

Yeah. He does everything he's, everything that goes wrong, he's just gonna blame an external force. And you know, I'm really mean to Bobby this season. I get it and I'm, you know, I'm not sorry, but on the other hand, just to give him a little something, a little bone. I'm down to give him a little bone. Bobby is one of those people who everything he's done has been to get pussy, okay?

This man is a fireman. You think fireman wanna go in there and get their asses burned to death? No been to get pussy. Okay, this man is a fireman. You think fireman wanna go in there and get their asses burned to death? No, they get pussy, okay? Yeah. He works out a lot. He's obviously taking roids or something that makes him semi crazy.

He's on a reality show to get pussy. Then suddenly, he's got an avalanche of Instagram pussy just falling on his head, you know? And he wants to be that tiny little Pussy wanting snowball that turns into a giant boulder and crushes a town. I don't play him in It's like the first time the guy's being showered with Pussy and so you know what good for you dude, but you're gonna learn to have to play this better I mean well here's on a date

Etc and then screaming at women on national TV. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, here's the other mistake you made. Okay, because I will defend him a little bit here. What Hannah did, what Hannah said is a cock block. Okay, so even though it was just one thing, it only takes one thing to be a cock block. Okay, but that being said, I feel like, I mean, that's like Hannah, you know,

and like we would all know, oh, I'm going on a date with a girl, Hannah will, Hannah might cock block. I feel like it's like Hannah, you know, and like we would all know. Oh, I'm going on a date with a girl Hannah will Hannah might cock block. I feel like it's like there. Hannah's friend. Wasn't Lauren Hannah's friend Maybe, but either way it's the point is this When you're wet when you hang out with someone new For the first time that you'd like there's always a chance that a friend of yours may cock block inadvertently or whatever and That's why you have like a little bit some buffer time before you let, before you let them near someone like a Hannah who's gonna be outspoken, okay?

So Bobby, you just gotta like, you have to manage your, your personnel a little better, okay? So for instance, when you go on a date with Lauren, don't invite to other girls or don't invite Hannah on your first date too, or whatever the situation was. Just think about your audiences. Totally. Just think about it.

And then you can have all the pussy in the world, and you'll be very happy, and you know, got blessed. Yeah, and also know that girls are gonna talk about you. That's it. They're gonna make out half sex or whatever, and you do it too. You talk to all the guys in a braggie way, battle who you're banging and how they were, et cetera, et cetera, which is gross. But of course, women are gonna do it too. They're gonna be like, how was it? This is what I think of them. That's just nature.

So get over it and stop screaming at women. You look like a fucking weirdo. Because I like nice Bobby. You know, last season I really liked Bobby, but this season he's just been kind of rageful and misogynist and it's not a good look. We want the alien mouths to come in and we want we want I don't know what that I don't know what the other the flip side of the alien faces. It's not your teeth were shaming. It's the way you use them, you know what I mean? It's not your teeth were shaming. It's the way you use them. You know what I mean? The screaming. Yeah. It's not the tool. It's the, um, the, it's a, it's very mouth forward. You know, some people are chin forward or forehead forward or nose forward. He's very mouth forward. It's the body language. Yeah. He has, he has queen alien body language. That's all. Yeah. It's not about the physical features. It's

exactly. It's not your paintbrush. It's the crappy, you know, surface. It's the way that like when you get mad, you might as well be popping out of someone's stomach and scurrying out into a corner. But you know, I think in the end, the aliens are always way. So what do we know? The aliens are very, well, there's a reason why they're called the perfect creature. Okay. So Bobby, it's really a compliment. Yeah.

You're xenobobby hugs. Isn't it fun? How? Isn't it fun? Like changing our whole mind in five minutes? I'm like so mad at Hannah right now. Fucking Hannah, right? So All right, it's Sandy. Guess what? Everybody look at their clocks.

It's Sandy time rub those sleepy boogers out of your eyes. Take your blanket up and come to the crew mess because it's Sandy time. It's a beautiful morning. Na na na na. Na na na na. Na na na. Wake up. I get Sandy sings her own backup.

She does the edgish earring thing. Where she where she has a little petal thing. The looping. She goes, she goes, she goes, and then she goes, wake up, wake up,

wake up. And it's like hey sleepy heads The anchor comes up and so does your face. It's the morning. You know I do that right I have like a full loop set up That's my hobby. I do it in my closet alone So I love any joke about it because it's the gazing I've ever done in my life And I love Sandy doing it I love the idea of Sandy I love you, Sandy. Like doing the public school morning announcements on the yacht.

All right, everyone. Today in home room, we're going to be cleaning the kitchen. And then first period cleaning the tub. Yeah, there's the loop. And then for that, it resessages a nice snap time. Then we're going to teach Bobby how to use an anchor for the fifth time. And after that, it's going to be another nap. Loop.

So they have the meeting about the guests. And these guests, I didn't understand what she said at first. On the say I was making a potato. At first, that's the truth. He was actually genetically engineering DNA to create a potato. I'm obsessed with potatoes right now. I don't know why. Very guilty. Yeah, I was like trying a, it doesn't matter.

So I was making a potato. And I thought, you know, I don't have to take notes for every single minute, but then I was totally lost. I was like, is this a website where they have girls with ugly faces, but nice bodies, and then they put celebrity faces on the bodies? No, it's basically where they, it's like, if anyone ever did like a new de-scene

ever in their career, they have like steals a bit on there. That's, I mean, I remember going to it years ago But I don't remember I don't remember if it goes if the if the brand expands beyond that or not It probably does if they have some sort of naked news thing that they do called mr. Skin and They also have naked news where these girls do the news which we see later and unfortunately It's our most reliable news source these days, but you know, just kidding, just kidding. Austin, blah, the gray lady. Well, finally it makes sense.

It's like, hi, we're boobs covering boobs. Welcome. They're going to moderate the next presidential debate. So anyway, Mr. Skin is coming on and he's bringing his various ladies and they're going to be doing a photo shoot for the Naked News thing that they do. But really what this is for, it's, they're celebrating the anniversary of the company. So it's actually a pretty special thing. I'm sure.

Okay, so then they're having raw plant-based diets, okay? So every single one of them has a different because this is how thin poor women are. You know, they're like, they need, they're like, we work out, we basically use ourselves as meat puppets for men and our bit of gaining power in the world is making a waiter crazy with our food requests. Yeah. Well, I like that they said the food request was like raw plant base, but then there was one person said I will eat only a few cooked meals out of respect to the chef Like she is you know Showing how how kind she is as a fluzy. It's like actually on my notes

I said I prefer no octopus or no philagetopiasis at all What I've never heard of that what is an octopus? What's what am I trying to say? no octopus or no philangetopiasis at all. What? I've never heard of that. What is an octopus? What am I trying to say? It's not a philanthropy octopus. Sepulopon? Is that what she said? She said something like that later on.

Yeah, she's like, I said no cephalopon. I have a specific request. I want no seahorses or any other hippocampine objects or beings. I would like cucumbers but no sea cucumbers. Eel is strictly prohibited. Halibut is off limits but I will accept flounder. If you try and serve me a star fish, I'm gonna go cepmala, sc on your ex. I would not like a Portuguese man of war because I don't believe in war, especially in Portuguese, because like who's going to even understand what's happening?

This is America, right? Well, you're in Croatia. Well, I don't want a Portuguese man of war. First of all, I'm pro woman. Second of all, I'm pro-peace, third of all, I'm pro woman. Second of all, I'm pro piece, third of all, I'm anti-portugal. I will eat American women of war. I don't want a whale shark, because I don't know what that is. A whale shark.

Oh, we're gonna serve you a whale shark filet. No, hammerheads. I'm not breaking my teeth. I just got these. Ha, ha, ha. I'm not breaking my teeth. I just got these. And obviously angel fish are off limits because that's just rooted to God and everybody knows that fish don't turn into angels. I mean otherwise heaven would be so full. I would prefer not to have a clown fish because that touches on a deep seated fear of mine, but out of respect

to the chef, I'll have one. I'm afraid of clowns. So Bobby, the real housewife of this season, is like, hey, Lauren, I need to talk to you okay. And she's like, all right, it's like the one time he's speaking to her. I need your honesty. And it's about time you said that Hanna said, don't waste your time with me.

And she's like, uh, yeah. And notice the way he just tells her, he like man splains her role in the fight. He's not even like, listen, I want to talk to Hannah and I would love if you could be there so we can clarify this and just, just like, let's just clear the air, get on the same page so we can all move on

because I've got some stuff I need to get up my chest. That would be the adult way slash, perhaps the gay way. That's how I would, I feel like that's how we gaze, handle situations sometimes, but that unless we get like totally deranged. But in his version was, okay, I'm talking to Hannah and you're gonna tell her the truth, you're gonna give her honesty,

you're gonna have my back. She's like, I don't to Hannah and you're gonna tell her the truth. You're gonna give her honesty. You're gonna have my back. She's like, I don't want to be involved. No, I'm pulling you in and you better have my back. She's like, eh, she's gonna deny it. And you need to tell the truth. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no. Because while I'm pulling you in either way, so you better have my back.

Dick. Yeah, he needs to watch more survivors to understand how these things work out. When you do that, bogey-dol So they're realizing now. I mean the internet really is ripping him. Yeah, he finally gave an apology for that watch for happens live situation Only because people made him yeah, he probably doesn't see what's wrong. So farmers market blah blah I was surprised once again. He didn't somehow shame Bugsie. Like, look at this.

It's a carrot. Maybe for Bugsie, the bunny. Cudley Rabbit. Cudley Rabbit. Yeah. Rabbit. What's your face? Cudley Rabbit.

Cudley Rabbit. Cudley Rabbit. Cudley Rabbit. Umorfid. Stupid. Like to see your stack. These carrots. Bugsie.

Bugsie. So Hannah reminds us. Stupid like sear stack these carrots Fucking bugsy So Hannah reminds us there's no coming back from this But be calling me an alcoholic that is the lowest of the law Okay, so then bugsy is Max is at the microwave This is like quick shots of stupid thing everything is quick But yet I wrote down everything because it all music is so funny because Max hit the microwave and he's like, oh, it's not what make the faster. And she's like, you can't, you can't put cardboard

in the microwave. And he goes, yeah, yeah, she goes, you shouldn't. I'd wait for the shift to get back. Guys, you can put cardboard in the microwave. Can you, I, you know, I wasn't raised with microwave, so I don't have a very good microwave sense. So there's certain things I don't know what you, I know you can't put metal in.

Yeah, you can't put metal, well, maybe it has to be coated with something if you put it in. I don't know. Maybe you can put a pop-up in paper bags in there and they won't learn if you leave it into long. And like, I think you can put a little bit in there.

Like, girl, you better be ready to die of BPA created cancer. No, there are like certain recipes where like you put something in a bowl and then you put like saran wrap on it and poke holes in it and you steam it with a saran wrap. It's weird. We're all lying young. We're just all dying young.

None of the sound matches. We all need a bugsy to be there. Be like, hey, cock, do you have any on my way? I don't know, her accents that She's now migrated to Northern England. Sorry, Bugsie. We'll send you back to South Africa soon. I feel like my little GPS dot, the pin doesn't know where to drop because I'm getting no service.

So I'm just like last time I looked on there, it was Shetland Island, so that's where you are right now. Anyway, Max wants to put cardboard in the microwave. Bugsie is like, I used to be to be a festy, and I say no. So then Bobby and Hannah talk. And he basically is like, look, I'm sorry for calling you an alcoholic. But you're a total cock block, and you ruined everything. You ruined things between me and Julia.

You ruined things with me and that girl who I used to be in love with. You ruined things with me and Lauren. You ruined things with me and that girl who I used to be in love with. You're in things with me and Lauren. You're in things with me and my high school crush. You're in things with me and Pippi, flat of flat from middle school. I can't even masturbate anymore because you told my hand I'm a loser. Yeah, my hand doesn't even listen to me anymore, okay? Try and make my hand curl. Just try.

Well, the bulbie, it's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault You saw a mess a bit him with your left hand and invited your right hand to Stop inviting so many hands on your masturbation trips thing. What do you think you are that creep you've seen from leverage? And he says you trash me with Lauren and you told her not to waste time with me and she goes Actually, I said I didn't think it was fair of you to bring girls on your date with her. And he's like, that's not what you said.

And Malia didn't, you know, you didn't even say one word to Malia before you knew she was in me. She's like, oh God, well, be seriously. I've got three minutes left on this cigarette. I just want to smoke. Okay. Well, what was funny is when he said, when you pulled Malia's side, you hadn't said two words or since day one.

And she's like, because we're not on the same department, she's like, and then he just goes, don't be a smart ass. She's like, it's cold fix, not smart ass. So then he gets on his walkie talkie like, uh, code, Malia, vagina to the deck of the back with this slam smoking a cigarette. Go ahead, Malia. Tramps deck. Sorry to interrupt nap time.

We need all tramps on the F deck. I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Y'all. And I love again, once again, Bobby is like, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Y'all. And I love again, once again, Bobby is like, he is like yelling at Hannah, and he's like, and you wanna call me aggressive last night? I'm like, Bobby, you're the one who's yelling right now.

Do you understand how you are undermining your own arguments? If your finger was one inch closer to her eyes, you could actually take out a booker. So, Lauren comes up and she's like, okay, okay, look. Someone has to be like, because it's like, either she lied or you lied, which is it girls?

And she's like, well, someone has to be a liar. So how about this guys? I'm the liar, I'll just be the liar, okay? It was some months ago, I don't remember for a bit. Like, we were drinking, I don't remember if we're being, like we were drinking. I don't remember, like who cares? Like, you know, hook up with my... She basically becomes a very eager restaurant hostess.

She's like, I'm so sorry. You didn't like your plate. We'll get you, do you want anything else? We can get you anything else in the kitchen. We'll get you, Malia. Would you like Malia? We'll do that. I'm so sorry.

Just please give us a good yelp review, Bobby. He's like, can we just leave you? We're like, we're like, Malia will do that? I'm so sorry. Just please give us a good yelp review Bobby. He's like, can we just leave you a crem- We're lame, Malia, okay? Yeah. I thought that was like a weird response from her to say, we'll hook you up with Malia and no worries. I thought that was actually again, it was really objectifying Malia, you know. He's doing, she's like, look, you basically- It's commodifying her. Yeah, you like your mad that we cock blocked you I'll make sure that you get Malia. Okay, is that what you want and she's totally being sarcastic and then Bobby actually takes that and thinks about it And he's like, um, you guys are fucking playing games right now I'm confused and I'm but

Yeah, it is like the great mystery And then you, Mr. Not Aggressive, Mr. Not Aggressive goes, thanks for your sport, Lauren. Why don't you go and fuck Ben? Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasive. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened,

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. Aw, we're not aggressive voice. Yeah, so that's when we learn now you're gonna be a slut shamer. Yeah, so this is the new wrinkle which is that Bobby brought Lauren to an event and she left with Ben the chef and I don't still don't have any understand how, I don't have any idea of how Ben gets so much pussy. I really don't understand how this works. But he does.

I mean, people must love a spiky haircut. And, you know, this is also someone who wanted to be on the show, you know? I mean, let's think about it. She's fuck two guys from there already and she's hanging out with one girl. So like this girl, you know, she knows what she wants. If she has to get it with her vagina, good for her. Exactly. Listen, she's in the hospitality industry. Yeah. So yeah, she fucks Ben. My biggest

question here is, did we just, uh, did Ben just get outed for cheating on Emily? Are they still, is he still with rabbit? Well, I looked up Ben and Emily during the commercials and they have a cooking show to get on that one Facebook. Okay. That's fine. Ben comes out. It's, you know, just paused before they start. It's just like a camera.

It's like a shitty. There's white curtains in the back and post it's on all the ingredients or whatever. Ben walks out orange with way too much Shellness there and I think he's drunk and he's like, oh, hello, vice-but- Girl, I'm Ben! And this is Emily. And Emily comes on and she's got like beauty pageant hair and you know, she's a Oh, I'm a lapean. You know, she's still a little emousey and he goes Aw, Ben and they're similar BIMMLEEEEEEEE Oh, stop trying to make Beverly happen, okay, Ben I press stop immediately. She's like, DUDDY

Um, I wish I could remember all our Emily jokes We had so many of them by the end of last season Today, we're never gonna make any... WREBIT! Because that's what BAPA calls me Um, yeah, that's, you know, and yet it's still much more watchable than the kitchen. I'm telling you, I'm scarred. I am so scarred from the time that they made, oh, what was that awful thing that I was

watching on JetBlue, the kitchen, and like Valerie Burdenelli or someone made some sort of like nasty, like beer and cranberry float, or I don't know what it was, it was, I was just like, Jeffrey's a caring had to drink it and pretend like he liked it. Yeah, oh shh. So anyway, this was pretty awkward. You should watch it. Just even the first five seconds. It was like, I will. So, speaking of Ben, Lauren then goes and FaceTime's with Ben and complains about Bobby, and then she's like, I miss you. And he's like, wow, the other thing about Robin, it was not she's a very good online hostess. She's like, I miss you. And that's the thing about Entrance

versus Mainz, you know, there's a big difference between them. I miss you. I was there something in that a lot of plank. It's's a pet peeve go and she yeah, she just keeps saying it until he says it and then finally goes I miss you too bye Now please Please Please make sure that you don't tell anyone that I'm from a which boarding school I wouldn't want anyone to know that. It's my greatest fear in life.

Okay? Thank you, girl. Bye. Please make sure if you want to hurt someone's feelings that you call my father and remind him that I'm now a blue collar walker. Do me a favor, girl. Please send my brother some better genes. So that's why we don't have to look at his big

booty and those cocky pants still wearing them. That's right I'm still gonna shame his brother for those cocky pants even though I just wore some last night yes self-loathing and so I just take my issues and put them on Ben's brother. Oh man. My name is Ben. So now Bobby's on the phone with his mom. Ben's brother. Oh my name is Ben. So now Bobby's on the phone with his mom. This is going in real places this podcast. This is my favorite thing ever. By the way, yeah, Bobby. Mom. My special boy is this my son are you crying Bobby? No I'm blown away. I just got blindsided I'm just a good boy a girl who do me or I'm a gamer after she screwed my friend and it's a bold face But first of all it's bald face lie You forgave her after she screwed your friend.

Are you fucking kidding me? The entire syntax of his, of his, this moment with his mother was very revealing because again, it revealed him to be this victim and it paints the woman as these conspiring evil doers. You know, he goes, I got a girl who screwed me over already. And I forgave her for screwing my friend. So like this, oh no, I'm the victim of this girl who's screwing me over. And now she's screwed my friend, you know, like, just a last stop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Girl break my Bobby's heart. First of all, he is making the stakes sound so high as if he was just about to get into an Ivy League college. Or he's just about to like, I don't know, be appointed. I got dude world administrator of things that are important, you know? And all that has happened is that he was interested in Malia and he didn't get hooked up with her on day two Yeah, that's all that happened He He's just look Bobby your mother loves you and she's gonna be supportive no matter what so let me be your real mom for a second

What the fuck are you doing off just fucking some rando girls that you don't even know? Get some fucking self respect. And how about not talking to women like that and having some respect for a woman? Yes. And stop your fucking crying and screaming at people and you'll do a lot better in life. Crying to your mother. And fucking kidding me. You know what? If you speak better about women and by the way, we're a podcast that we speak, we say mean things about women, but we don't speak about them in a mean way all the time at least. But like, you know, but it's about having

that underlying respect for women. And if you speak to them with respect, or about them with respect, and instead of treating them like objects or these vicious forces of nature, guess what, next time you go on a date and invite two other women, the what, you instead of getting a cockblock,

what you'll get is you're really lucky that you were the one who was chosen, not Arn't you embarrassed that he brought two other women, you know, which, by the way, I don't advocate ever saying that because I think it's fucked up to be like, you're the one who's chosen, but that's what I'm saying.

People will speak nicely about you. They'll treat you like you were the prize chosen. But that's what I'm saying. People will speak nicely about you. They'll treat you like you were the prize. Yeah. No I'm saying. Just come on. Yeah, just, I can't with this. The, change your views. Change your views.

Like this is, this is not, you're freaking out about Malia. You've known her for three days. You have a crush on her. Nothing's, the only person who ruined anything was you, because you freaked out. When Malia said that thing, you should just be like, okay, chill. All right, I've got to work on this.

She thinks something bad about me. I got to prove it wrong. Instead of just freaking out and yelling in front of her, like a caveman, as if she's just like a piece of flotsam that's to be one over. And this show, really, especially the med show the med version really does highlight Misogyny so much like these guys are only nice to the people they want to fuck and everybody else they treat like shit

And it's just so gross and you hear your girlfriend talk. I mean, it's like gay guys sometimes do that drink well a lot to each other too And it's just some not just this is a gross thing about a man and he doesn't even want a relationship. He just wants the hottest youngest one. I cannot respect you, you know, stop trying to bat above your average. What do you call that? Punching up.

Yeah, you have to be this like a million times. You know what though, here's the other thing about Bobby. You know what, he's a former fireman. He's got a great body, he's, he's by large like a handsome guy and and when he's not freaking out he seems pretty nice. He actually needs to invest a little bit more confidence in himself because if he rather than just like going whole hog at these women all the time just be the stud that you are and let them come to you, Bobby. Yep. Um, but they know, but they know they won't, they won't, they won't, because they won't,

because he's got, you know, you know, so anyway, uh, we did learn, I love what we're giving you to me a lot of therapy for Bobby today. Um, so, uh, we did learn, um, that Bobby had a love of his life. He was in love with this one woman, but it didn't work out because Bobby was not earning enough money for her and this girl's mom did not approve him as a result. So he left the fire department to become a yachty. So, I mean, that's a sad,

he was like breaking down in tears, he was really devastated by this. It was a sad story, but I feel like going from fireman to like hospitality industry. I don't know if it feels... I feel like that's not true because if this girl was around, it certainly wasn't any time in the recent past because he's just been fucking everything he can since the avalanche started. So he's basically saying that on camera to get women who are watching the show to feel bad for him because he got dumped It's like it's all like a big manipulation to get some pussy

Yeah, and his mom doesn't help things. She's like I love you, but he's so much Here's a hug. I like his mom. I like your mom. No, I did too, but I'm just saying she's I did too, but I'm just saying she's not helpful. Like instead of saying you fucking pig get your act together. She's like, Here's a face time hub, Bobby. Well, either way, Bobby's got his work cut out for him because he does. So anyway, so then the next day,

it's time to get ready for the next, for this Mr. Skin, et cetera, and Sandy is giving a lesson on shackles, time to learn a shackle, and because there was a shackle, is she last episode in case you forgot, and I love anything, she's like, so everyone pop quiz,

how long is a shackle, and Bob is like 98 meters, and was like, 20 seed, important, three inches. Shackle is three feet in five seconds or whatever. OK, so if you got one shackle that's on an airplane, that's going 90 miles an hour, and you got a geese, a flock of geese who's holding another shackle down there on the ground, that's five miles down.

And then you got a train coming in the opposite direction at 20 miles per hour with a one pound shackle on it. How many birds are in a nest? I mean like oh, if you got a plane carrying a shackle going 90 miles per hour which is very slow for a plane but let's just see it's going that fast and it's going west and you got a train with another shackle going 135 miles per hour, which is very fast for a train going east. How much time do you have to nap before they collide? Mom, I got duped by algebra. Well, it's a trick question because the trains on the ground the planes near us. I guess what you can nap as long as you want. And Wes is like the

answer is follow. And I like that he was so embarrassed He was like so embarrassed to have to answer for Bobby and Bobby's like math This is like one time when he was in grade school We had a math pop quiz and I didn't study for it and I thought oh gosh I'm gonna feel this one and guess what I only got a check instead of a check plus I'm gonna feel this one and guess what I only got a chicken instead of a chick plus. Oh, my day they're doing mad. Ripple! Uh, so then we get a scene of the chef.

Possibly Matthew chef hitting on Malia. He's like, wow, Malia. Isn't it funny how root vegetables have roots? She's like, yeah, that guy. Wow. God, he's cute, but Jesus is personality. She's, I see Malia noise me here because she's like, that guy, wow, God, he's cute, but Jesus is personality. I see Malia noise me here because she's like, you know, Wiz is, you know, he's so cute and his handsome

he's nice, he's like a good guy, but I always get drawn in by the bad boys. I'm like, I hate what people do that. I was like, they're so defenseless. I'm like, you know, you know, you're being, you're going towards the piece of crap to just stop it that exactly You know stop it show stop it when she's ready to get married, you know, that's part of youth Back in the bag and tag him whatever um, so let's see bugsy calls. Oh, then this is a sad part sad part

Yeah, and this you know we talk about the music on this channel all the time some of the shows really amazed me You know, we talk about the music on this channel all the time. Some of the shows really amazes me. This is not really one of them, but I do respect that they make an effort. There's always like techno music blasting They're cleaning a window. Why is there techno music? But this one then suddenly it's just so it's just so like not subtle at all all it's like Bling bling bling bling bling bling Bling bling bling bling Oh, it's like oh geez who died? Yeah, poor but I see her grand I know Green is very sad. She was crying in the bathroom and

Hannah went in to hug her. She's like come here. Hannah's like that. What's wrong? And Lauren says oh bugs bugs? It's bugs. She's like, we've got bugs. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's all I need. Get me the poison. Oh, bugs, bugs. No bugs with capital B. Oh, kill that dog. It's finally crossed the line. That book called me an alcoholic. It's did. But you know, though, Sandy went into console bugs. And he's like, ah,, yeah, I lost my mom when I was in a boat. What was your name? I was like, oh, my God, I love Sandy. I love Sandy too. Although at this point, I feel like she might kill this entire crew on accident. Hey, you know what I want to do? There's a waterfall coming up. And I think each of us has enough rest. We could make the jump. All right, let's try it.

Here's what we're going to do. All right. I'm going to tie the back of the yacht onto this little buoy. That's bobbing up and down here in the middle of the yinj-viatic seat. And then we're going to see how close we can get to that whirlpool without pissing off Mr. Neptune, okay? I love David Bowie. Bobby, just be quiet, Bobby. Matt, do your multiplication tables, Bobby. Yeah. So Sandy, the next scene is the guests are coming. So Sandy's like, okay, guess, guess it's Sandy on. Need you to get down here.

You need to get down here right now. This is not Sandy style. Yeah, Sandy out of nowhere just like zips over to the dock. I was like, where is everybody? And everyone's like, fuck fucking like trying to get your ass. You won't make good for the pay. But got me two minutes to do. Hey, well, you know, Max is really green. He doesn't even know how to put on clothing. They keep saying that with everything he does. Oh, well, you know, Max is really green. He doesn't even know how to put on clothing They keep saying that with everything he does. Oh, well, you know, Max. He's so green So here comes Jim aka mr. Skin or as I call him aka mr. Herpes

I Guess the URL butterface was taken like wow nice bodies. So these mr. Skin and his clan come up Yes, Max goes who's gonna be the neck of one hopefully not mr. skin I agree with him and mr. skin's like well great both this is gonna be fantastic what a but what a but so they all get on and they're still putting on all bute so they all get on and uh they're still putting on all their clothes and Lauren's ironing and Bobby still being mean to her

and blah blah blah then we get a sandy scene and for some reason they're playing trombone clown music it's like bruh bruh bruh bruh

now here's how Sandy likes to guys. Here's a lesson in Sandy style. I like to go bow to stone, bow to stone. Sometimes I need to get you to get lines off in a hurry. I got it, kid. And Max is doing some rope thing too slowly. Oh, gosh. That Max.

He's green. We're not making a friendship bracelet here buddy Okay, tie it off out of stone all right, and then when you're done it's nap time for you Maxi So then the girls are like lying about in bikinis the the Mr. Skin girls and I mean You know we're talking about girls. And I mean, you know, we're talking about women being objectified, et cetera, et cetera. I mean, when we're talking about with Bobby, then we get to this Mr. Skin situation. And this is a whole, this is a whole next level because this, they're lying there. And then there's some guy, I don't know which one says, I don't know if it's Mr. Skin himself or one of his two cronies. I was like, Hey, Andrea, can you guys get like a little naked? And she's like, yeah. And then, and listen, it's, it's her right if she wants to get naked. But the way they

talk to them, you know, is, there's just something so degrading about it. And then Mr. Skyn, then they're talking about like, um, one of the random girls and Mr. Skyn's like, yeah, I wanted to fire her a thousand times, but she has a nice ass. Yeah, that bad. That Whitney. What about? What about your wife as your wife? You're going to get mad? She doesn't care. 17 years of this. So Hannah checks in with his chef and she's like, all right, we got the minute to get the shift. And he goes, you're ready for some octopus and he goes naked puss Just kill every man on this so honestly. Yeah, just fucking kill them overboard, please So let's you setting up for dinner and she's still sad and then Bob about how she's about how her grandmother would be so proud of her for getting out there and doing that job

I'm like Probably but maybe not for this charter specifically. I've been to funerals with Graham. And one thing she's always good at is making sure the folks are on the right side of the napkin. She'd be proud of me today. And then the girls doing the naked news and some like skiff is going by with a family on it and things like, oh, that's great. A family to see all this. This naked lady's here. Oh, man. Family passing.

If those kids were on a proper map schedule, they wouldn't be ruined, like they are right now. The girl, the guy's closed. This was hilarious. They're like, okay, all right, Whitney, you dumb bitch. Now, get your purse all, Whitney, you dumb bitch. Get your pus all the way back to the hall. And then I want you to walk and down reading your lines. And she's like, okay. And then today on the news, somebody said,

whoa, and I was like, huh? And they're like, how many times I have to tell you do not go off script these words are gold take 45 So funny okay, so Lauren and Bobby in the mess. She's She's freaking because he's still just totally ignoring her and he's eating with his mouth wide open and for some reason They do close up of him eating with I don't know was that like a ladle. It's like the biggest spoon I've ever seen because they're eating a beef stew Which I don't know why beef stew seems inappropriate on this charter with with Mr. Skin, but they're doing it So it's probably Whitney it's probably stupid Whitney who couldn't get her lines right? The crew let's see they start doing this, this

shoot again. So they need somebody to serve champagne to a naked girl in the hot tub. Yeah. And they get bugs. And bugs is like, there are a mention of a part staring right into my arbours. If my grand could see me now. That's so many, say, say many in a prep, you pets in our right now. I'm a lucky I'm a gym now if Jimmy could see me right now. She knit me some wonderful eye covers to do this thing in So she get you know she does it Grandma here. She'd do the silk wood bath for me herself All right, where's I need to get over here.

We're going to have a meeting about guess what? Shackles. Three shackles, Wes. And then the naked ladies are right above them laying out just staring. And four, Wes was so nervous. He could, he was like, you could see him trying not to look. She's so cute. And they are like, he's literally lifting up this anchor or this shackle.

And they're just sitting there all blurred out just watching him like 10 feet away. And we used his never been in situation like this before. It's for she. So good. And then they have their lunch. And this is where that girl's like, um, actually, I wrote no squid. No, it's a little bad, but I'll keep it. Oh my God, a self-ful of positive, delicious.

I've changed my mind. I'll be fine forever. And then that one vegan who goes, you know, the flavor and food actually comes from vegan stuff. So my way is the best. The flavor from food comes from the vegan. She said that. She literally said that. I'm like, this is why people don't like eating with vegans because you're always trying to get us all to become vegans. Just eat your vegan food and enjoy it. Yeah.

Well, they need somebody to suffer with them. Yeah. So then a trio of sorbet, blah, blah, blah, water. Water toys, water boatsats that at one point they show the dumb button, the dumb guys talking. And one of the guys is like, it's like that drew Barrymore film. You know, the one in the 80s where she was in the shower in the beginning, pre-breast reduction. One of the girls goes, fast red action, who would do that? Enjoy your back problems, bitch.

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Oh. Oh. She did do that. You're right, she did do that. So then, yeah, so then Adam starts flirting with Malia and the galley, you know, which is just setting up the fact that they're probably gonna hook up, which is gonna send Bobby, like, make him even more bonkers.

And speaking Bobby, Lauren, who spent the past 50 minutes of the show been like, I just don't ever wanna talk to Bobby right now, like he's being so mature, he's being everything awkward, like I hate, he's like not even talking to me, like I don't even wanna see his face, and then she's like, Bobby, we need to talk. So Lauren brings Bobby up to some corner of the yacht. And she basically apologizes for hurting him. And then says, you know, what Hannah said wasn't nice. It wasn't nice what he said to him. So it goes well, to start it, because it jumped to conclusions about Hannah talking about me. She goes, well, I mean it, because it jumped to conclusions about Hannah talking about me. She goes, well, I mean, but she said, wasn't nice.

And she goes, wait, so is it true? So, you know what, that's a step ahead. Seriously, you're a dirty man. You're attacking me. Like, you're calling Hannah a drunk. Like, just grow up. And he's like, oh, I need to grow up on the one. Oh, yeah.

And then he starts leaving. Alien face. He's like, you call me out here. He's like, yeah, he says that is that's like the alien face. He's like you call me out here Yeah, he says that is that's like the big disc. He's like I'm attacking you You're the one who called me out here. So this conversation is over. Bye Good one Mom I just got dude So they're calling me to different parts of the yacht all the time and putting me in shackles

So they're calling me to different parts of the yacht all the time and putting me in shackles. Honey, are you sure they weren't just asking you questions about shackles? I'm pretty sure, mom. Are you sure they didn't mean shackles? Mom, they're trying to embarrass me in front of Malia about the fact that I can't do shackle math. So the next morning, Sandy and Wes. Sandy is like, you know what I've been thinking was, we're going to find a rock. Oh yes. And we're going to find a way to tire ourselves.

Oh, we're going to have rock kept in sandy. What we do here, what we want to do here, we want to create a sanctuary. So these wonderful, gorgeous brick, brick-minded young women can feel like they've got their own part of a rock. They can see the rocks and they can, you know, they can identify with them. You know what I'm saying? They can see the rocks and be like, Hey, nice to see you. Because I'm rock. They'll finally have someone who can speak to them on their level.

So. And then they can lie up on the rock and you know what they can do? They can take a naked nap in the sun on a rock. Hey, so let's see. Bobby was. Yeah, so Bobby and Max are now downstairs talking and Bobby. No, it would be cool to finally chip to hit it off with the whole time. But if these girls would stop blocking me.

He goes, he goes, if it's going to get ruined, I mean, let me ruin it myself. I'm like, you've done that. Actually, it like five times in three episodes. Yeah, exactly. But I don't know what the complaint is. Lauren passes five. she's like, you have a ring to you so you could talk in your own room instead of talking about me. Like fly by anger.

Fly by hospitality service. I'm in hospitality industry so I know I do fly by angry moment. So, let's see what happens. So Lauren goes to Hannah. Yeah, no, good night, don't you. Because she's like, by the crew, I don happens. So Lauren goes to Hannah. So Hannah, how can I not hear you? Because she's like, by the crew, I don't even want to go down there! Hannah's giving her dagger eyes. She's like, I'm gonna throw you overboard, right now.

I really don't care. I really don't care if you've been on show on this by the crew. You've got a whole chata. You've got a whole chata to do. All right. Now let's smell the gas, the geese, and get back in there, and get the beast to this. Alright. Now let's smell goss leeges and get baking there and get the biscuits so we are possibly canned to these slots. A slotted spoon doesn't hold soup.

Alright, have fun, Ben. Let's get... Oh, it's snorted twice in this podcast. I'm so sorry. Meanwhile, Lauren is like suddenly like a slotted spoon. Why would they make such a thing? And then she just goes into some psychedelic trance. Her world has been blown open.

They make spoons with slats in them. Oh, so now even the spoon just lets. Ooh. Oh. Oh. So let's see. Uh, the. So now it's rock shot.

Most of the rest of it is like it's time to find a rock make a tie off time to find a rock. We're gonna make a tie off. It's Sandy time. The end is just like we didn't make it happen last time, but you know what though we've all taken our naps and this time we're gonna tie in some racks. I may not believe in you. I may not believe in me, but what Sandy believes in is we let's do this team. Let me tell you something. Ever since I saw that wonderful musical rack of ages, I knew you know what I want to do. I want to tie one on to two rocks for the ages. All right.

Where's Constantine Mara list, right? There's no you in us. Everybody gather around. All right. Everyone what we're going to do is we're gonna tie onto two rocks We have two chains going all the way across would be like that wrap or two chains except we'll be giving a big old hug to that rock with our chains All right everyone and they do it. It's like Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

So they do it so everybody's having lunch and then suddenly the sink arts starts overflowing in the kitchen And to the point where people have to get buckets, it's like a sink disaster. We don't know why it's happened. But it's happening. It's happening. And then it just keeps intercutting with the dumb girls who are like, oh my god, this is my little best thing

I've ever eaten. What is it? It's like, it's a carrot. How is it purple? They're loving, by the way, the girls are loving the Kate Chastain crystal table scape. All right. The legacy of Kate Chastain continues with all those little crystals and pebbles. That is, it is going over very well, distracting them from octopi and then it sounds like Bobby is making a joke because you hear Like oh, there's Bobby charming a girl again, but it turns out to be the boat

That's creaking slowly towards the rocks and Sandy goes though wind is picking up and if we hit those rocks, we're screwed She's so good. She tells she tells mom we just got screwed by some rocks. She's like, hey, you over there. Gumby green guy. Go over there and get in that little boat and then get in between this boat and the rocks. He's like, I know I'm green, but I think she's telling me to get crushed by the rocks. Well, guys, now Paul be a good time to tell people I don't know how to draw. And I can't see my left from my rants. So, they're like, so yeah, so Max has to push the yacht out, which seems, I'm like, why don't you guys just turn the yacht on and just like move a little bit. I guess they're a tarot of the rocks.

So yeah, that's the big drum. I'm still confused about the sink. And I'm wondering how did the sink fix itself? And will that problem happen again? I don't know. I'm like really into it. We're gonna have to watch next week. Next week we get to the bottom of the sink issue. I sure hope at least. Everybody, thank you so much for being here. We will talk to you. What is today? It's Wednesday. All right. Tomorrow's real housewives of New York City New York City and again if you are doing

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