Watch What Crappens - #460 SCSavannah: Strip Golf & Wedding Showers

Episode Date: May 20, 2017

Some ghosts tried to burn down Ashley's house! And then she processed the trauma by playing strip golf. But was that a violaysh of girl code? That's what we find out on this latest episode of "Southern Charm: Savannah." Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Crappens Mailbag! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBLOG.com and the Banderblander podcast, and joining me, as always, is the Crabin, Man himself, Ronnie Carrom from trashtalktv.com and the Rose Prick's Bachelbottcast. What's up Ronnie? Um, yay, happy. How was your week? We're here at Friday. We've made it to the end.

Oh my God. It's been so good. We recorded our first new Rose Pricks podcast for the Bachelorette. It's really funny. A cast preview. So go check that out. That's awesome. And you know, just getting ready to be back podcasting full time again. I'm so excited. It is very, very exciting. Well, I'm excited because, you know, we are pretty much at this point almost fully transitioned into our spring, Bravo slate. Atlanta is over. We had we were recovering all new shows, not reunions this week, which was really nice for us. And,

you know, we today we're gonna be talking about Southern Charms Savannah but before we get into Southern Charms Savannah Ronnie I want to talk about Caroline Fleming. May I? Please can we do a special clear the Flemme? Yes please. Alright well. How lucky are you to have me treat you about me! You have a flamm. Clear the flamm is a very near and dear segment to us. It's when we look at the Instagram of Caroline Fleming,

the wonderful Baroness from Ladies of London. Now normally we look at her Instagram, but in this case, you know, Carolyn Fleming has recently learned the art of the Instagram story. So now she has these amazing stories where she'll sort of just be totally Carolyn Fleming. And last week, we didn't really talk about this, but last week she was in Los Angeles. And the entire week she was going around to bit throughout our neighborhood it was very frustrating that we did not actually encounter her but

she'd go places like the Grove and be like how lucky are we to be here at the Grove near a water fountain it is just beautiful hashtag water fountain does she say that in her story like hashtag she like, hashtag, grove, hashtag, grove. She was saying stuff like that. It was, you know, there'd be times when I was like, oh, I'd see like one hour ago, she was at Gracias Modre restaurant. I was like, damn it, I could have gone to that restaurant

and like, gone and, if I had seen it, it said 15 minutes ago, I might have driven over to that restaurant and tried to get a picture with her. I saw something she posted that said, hashtag no wall, hashtag everyone welcome in America. I'm like, bitch, you're in American. I'm not gonna hear. How lucky am I to be in America on today.

So last, so I think on Thursday or Friday, there was some sort of Dior show up in Calabasis And she went to it and it's a whole thing where you you park and then you get on to a golf cart and they drive you up And her Instagram stories just really cracked me up So I recorded about two or three of them and I want to play them now I didn't record all of them because you know, it's too much But these were like about three of them in a row and just so Caroline Flemingish. Are you ready to hear Caroline Fleming

from the Dior show? Okay. This has just got to be one of the most extraordinary views. We were so lucky that the sun came and to experience this is just incredible. This is actually one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I mean, cars, cars, cars everywhere, cars, cars, cars going to the

great place. Now this is how you go to the show in Calabasas. show in Calabasas. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cause cause on the way to the boss. Do they not have cars where she's from? I mean, I guess it is ridiculous because you gotta like the Beverly Hills Hotel and there's a line of Rolls Royces even to get up there. The context was actually that they were in the middle nowhere in this field and there were all these black

escalates parked everywhere. So she was like, look at this. It's a field that should be normally filled with blubbers and strawberries and bobbers and huckleberry. I said that just cars, cars, cars, everyone Los Angeles. The field of dreams. Oh, I like when she said, we are so lucky that the sun came. I'm like, where did the sun come? Why do you feel lucky? Because the sun came out. It where the sun come? Why you feel lucky because the sun came out? It's the sun, that's what it does girl. It's Los Angeles, it's always sunny here.

It's not Philadelphia. That's a lie about Philadelphia, but it's true that, wait. The sun will always shine in LA. It looks like a movie. That's how you get to Calabasas. Calabasas. That woman's amazing, she's got to move here soon, right? Oh, it would be the dream.

I mean, at least I'm at home. How lucky are we? The sun came all over us, I'm at home. Well, right now she's back in Denmark and she has been at her childhood home. She's like, finally at home at Voldemort Castle. This is what home is like. Nothing like the Danish light and the sunshine and then Mark.

How unlucky was I to have spoken his name aloud. Her castle is really called like Voldemort. I mean, she, she, she attacked it. It says like Voldemort Castle. Her children all die. She's like, Voldemort ate my children. He's back. Why must he keep come? Stop saying his name. Stop saying his name. I'm looking at one right now. She said, Sven the bog skate park. And it says this has to be one of the coolest shots ever taken of these hashtag cousins hashtag skating and off to the hashtag skate park with uncle

Nikolaj who also took the shot at 1 2 3 4 doodied oh Caroline Fleming never change. Clear the flame. All right. Well, I love that. I truly love her. I want Lay's London to come back, if only to give us more Caroline Fleming. Oh, look here you are in New York visiting me.

Well, thanks so much. Makes me think of the time your sister came here and told me what a slut you are. Marissa. Marissa lives here now.. Marissa is getting all over town. She's all full of pictures. Look, here I am with Reza. Oh really? Oh geez. Yeah, it's like everybody. I think she just sits in the polo lounge and just waits to see who she'll see. Oh hi, Oppa Chino, hi, Lisa Rina, hi, Reza. Oh God. channel hi at least arena hi resa oh god well today let's go down to the south and the deep south and go to savannah for some southern terms savannah

okay okay let's have been this with some public service announcements please be made now people on new bravo says you're actually some of the only people who listen to us because you know after a while you get used to it, you're like, why would I want to listen to Queens being mean to me? But the ones who are new, I know it's really hard for you. You're not in a reality town. You're in like some weird town, Savannah, it's haunted and shit. You got enough to deal with. That goes.

Yeah, you got goes without coming on and hearing people be mean about you on the internet okay it's what we do it's fun it's snark we're mean on purpose okay we don't understand your real people because to us you're like cartoon characters so when we hurt your feelings and you tell us you're hurting us do you understand you're hurting this show that's a good I like how you spun spun that I can't believe you said we're being mean. That was mean to us Yes, that is what we do and we just do it for fun It's easier for us to pretend your cartoon characters and we don't care And if we hurt your feelings, you know, I'm a typical bully where I will say a lot of means shit

But if I hurt I'll start crying immediately So if I hurt your feelings then it makes me really sad. And then I'm like, no, I can't make fun of this person. I have to make fun of you. So seriously, just turn off the internet when we're being mean. And also another thing, because Ashley, you know, we heard Ashley's feelings.

She's like, guys, if you're gonna judge, maybe she'd like get to know me better. Guess what? She wasn't the only one that we heard. Yeah, but you're on TV. Okay, so her, and she was really lovely. And I wrote her back and said, look girl, I mean, your cartoon to us, like whatever.

I just want to elaborate on that. I'm ready to come on, come on, line, and talk to us and tell me off, I don't care. You're welcome to do that as well. Email. I like how you're like, don't be mean to me otherwise I'll cry, but come on, line, and tell me off. I just want to elaborate.

I'll agree with you that way. If she's like, oh, you think I just want to elaborate. I just want to elaborate for you that way. If she's like, oh, you think I'm an insecure slut because I didn't get enough attention from my father, that's bullshit. I would love to have that conversation. You know, we don't have to fight. Well, I just want to elaborate before you get to your next point that, you know, the whole point of our podcast,

this is just a general thing for people who are new and general and doesn't have to be someone who's on a show. The whole point of this show is to capture that feeling of what's going through our heads as we watch the show. And we know that almost 95% of the people that we see on Bravo are probably nice people. They're much different than what you see on TV. We are aware that there's editing and that things have been curated to do this. And what we're saying is we're being presented this version of these people and the fun is extrapolating wild judgments based on very little judgments that we know are probably inaccurate, but it's fun to have them.

And these are things that go through our head and we watch. And we try to capture that feeling and we articulate it as best we can, because the whole thing is that way people can join in and be like, I thought that too. So take everything with not just a green of salt, a big rock of Himalayan pink sea salt, okay. So don't take it personally, even if we say

a very deeply personal thing about you and you're upbringing. Yes, because I love to get like deep and try and figure out why people are broken because we all are, you know, and I'm just talking about my ass most of the time. I was just projecting, but that doesn't mean don't tweeted us. I'm just saying don't let your feelings get hurt because we're, that's what we're here for. We're also to the other person else. because that's what we're here for. We're also, to the other three,

the other treat that was annoyed with us is Nelson. He was like, boys, a fun show, but why does a man be in wonderful with English language? I'm not voting this, by the way. Who can articulate well, mean he's lightened the loafers. Okay, first of all, lightened the loafers is the gayest ass thing I've ever heard this week at least. That's a very gay thing to say.

Second of all, I actually thought about that tweet before I responded because we are gay guys. And so who are we to shame somebody for being gay or straight or whatever they are? Here's my answer. We were in jail. Janus has come to a place in this current year, 2017.

It's come to a place where it's not even about your penis anymore. I don't know if it's because we live in Los Angeles. I make out with straight guys all the time that I don't really think are gay. I think they're really straight. But then I meet straight guys, especially in the south, I'm from the south, where gain is is part of your heart. You know, some men just are really gay and they find a wife and we look at them as being really gay because you say things like fabulous and bifalisha. And it's like you're gay in your heart but not necessarily your penis. I don't care.

To all intents and purposes what I can see, you're just as gay as a $3 bill and I love you for it. I don't need you to go have sex with some man or swallow anything But you know your kindness isn't your personality and I find it highly enjoyable Yeah, I mean I I don't think we were shaming him we were just surprised because we just assumed he was gay and We were surprised that he was not gay and Then we will you know and that's it. We were just merely reacting to You know body language and inflections that we normally associate with very gay men

That's all and not and not only gay men, but super out of the closet gay men Yeah, we grew up with this dude my parents friends that well, I shouldn't say their name right, but her husband Tim was a real super gay. He'd be like, Ronnie, you're in a plague girl. That is amazing. Tell me about it. How do you like your vocal warm-ups? What's your favorite one?

I mean, every time I see these guys and my dad's like, that guy's gay right. I'm like, I don't know. I mean, he's married. He's been married forever. When we went to see the tour of cats at the El Paso Civic Center, my mom was like, fucking singing cats. Shoot me in the face. Get me out of here at intermission. And he's like, Rhonda, you cannot leave. This is not about cats. It is about art. These are human beings speaking art through cats. I mean, he's like this.

And I like it because I like pussy. Obviously, that's why I showed out cats resonates with me because I like sticking my penis into a pussy thing. And who knows? Maybe that guy was not gay at all because his wife was very happy. You know, and they're still together to this day this is who knows when i know i'm happy as long as he has a happy man with lots of money subordinates robber who are we to judge uh...

you you have sex with whoever you want as far as i'm concerned you are a homosexual of the heart and that's all that matters to be so you go girl. All I care about is that he's funny on the show and so far so good. So Nelson, just be funny and we don't really give a thought. We were just reacting to what we thought was a surprising development to us. But I just wanted to say that because you guys all

seem so nice, you know, and I don't want to hurt your feelings, could I will? So just turn it off. But at the same time, I also really appreciated Dan Dan they all tweeted at us by the way. It was actually kind of fun Daniel was he was he said something like oh you guys are funny And then I think you said something like oh just wait until we say something to piss you off. He's like it's all it's all good It's your job. I get it. I was like wow. Hey, that's cool. Yeah, it's really cool to us to get tweets from, you know, from people. It's just, you know, believe it or not, we're not here, but we get sensitive. And I'm like, oh my God,

that poor girl. Actually, she's so broken. Don't jump, Ashley. But then of course, I have to come back on here and talk about you getting down to your skivis and the golf on the golf course. So, you know, turn it off. That big sad. You should probably show off the rest of this episode. Okay. So now to the regular. Speaking of Ashley, we start off where we left off. Where are you left off? Because as you may remember, I forgot to watch the last 15 minutes of the show last week.

So is everything okay? I did catch up. No, my house is on fire. So this was a weird intro because it opens up like the house on fire the house is on fire Then it goes six hours earlier. I'm like wait, were we there for the six hours earlier? Why are we flashing back? Okay So and it rewinds Girls are still getting their rotees so yeah, and so then like six hours earlier ashes like You know I like danis and I married him cuz he knocked me up

But then we got to divorce but then we decided to get married again because you know for easy sake But we just do not have sex and I don't know I don't know if I can live like this And then it was more romance with myself than I do with him. I know. And then it goes, now six hours after. I was like, why do we have this flashmatch? She's like, six hours after a fan caught on fire. He saved his, guess what? I do love him after all. This is a weird way to start the show. It was really bizarre. Okay. First of all, the fan caught fire. I mean, that looks like one of my fans at the end of the summer

That I just keep at the screen door and it's covered in fuzz It's like a blanket of shit in the back of the van and so it started the fan on fire. I didn't catch on fire a committed suicide It's a getting me out of the house. It's like a brush fire when the earth just tries to cleanse itself. You know, I'll never be the Pixar lamp. So, um, so this, uh, this, uh, it keeps inner cutting with, it keeps inner cutting her saying, I just can't love him. I just need something else. I need to leave him.

This is loveless and cold. And then it keeps inner cutting with her bringing her kid back. And he's got bandages for thing, you know, and taking upstairs and they go upstairs. And she's like, you know, there's a lot of ghosts in in this town. And I knew that there was bad energy up on that third level. But when the husband moved back in, we moved dizzy up there. And, you know, gave him a fan with, you you know dog hair blankets on it and then it got fire and Dennis was putting my life for a reason to get my kid out of the fire. I'm like, well now we serve this purpose. Now we can just go kill himself. I knew I'd never should have given him that ecto cooler brought too many ghosts into this house. So they were

like in the house in the room. They were crying. It was like sad, you know, and the kid was obviously shaken up. I feel so bad for that. He really is a cute kid. So but then as she's like, you know, there is all this weird energy on the third floor. You know, this town, there was like, day in slaves and day dead and then Americans, they burned everything down. And guess what? All this goes, have congregated here on the third floor. On the third floor is he don't be scared though but there goes on the

third floor I was like lady you're going to scare this he's never gonna be he's never gonna be able to go to sleep in your house also he's sleeping in a trash heat I mean you can't blame yellow fever and the genocide of the Indian population on your dirty rig you know I mean you can't blame it for your dirty rug. No, no, I mean, you can't blame it for your dirty rug posts post post fire. That was a dirty rug. There was not a fire. The whole thing wasn't on fire. I still saw the edges that weren't on fire. It was ghost dust. Those dust bunnies were once real laugh bunnies. So those were Indian those were dead Indians coming in here, just burning their hair on the fan trying to make a J. Love video So she's saying do I need romance when I have a guy who loves to get so much

He sacrificed himself like well I wouldn't go that far but it makes me sad for the husband because he's like love you We love you so much. We'll see you later. She's like, oh, we're so good love you. Bye. Have a good day. She is poor guy. Yeah.

I'm sure the last thing he wanted was to say all that stuff on TV. Yeah, he's going to feel great watching this in the fire episode. So then we go over to Happy's house. And you know, poor hat, I'm also going to say poor happy because we finally learned who the heck happy is they didn't even they're like sorry happy we'd like you and everything but we're just not gonna give you a buy-out on the pilot we're gonna wait to the second

episode so the whole story with with happy and a zam zam i think i think it was a zam is that they're cooking and they have issues because they're gonna get married but she's a piscopalian, he's a Muslim, and her mom doesn't want her to marry basically a Muslim, but her grandma's cool with it, and it's causing issues, et cetera, et cetera. But Dan is, you know, I get it, that's very sudden. My dad's from the Lebanese family, first generation,

he married the widest family in the world, you know, my parents and, or my mom. And like the Mimaw side, it's like super religious, Jesus chaplain everything. And you know, the other side, they're not Muslim, but they're just really super Lebanese. And my mom always tells the story, can you believe when I started dating your father,

one of the great aunts at a Lebanese party said, I just have one question. Does he smell funny? Great. So you know, I get it. But at the same time, I'm sure there's the same kind of a piscopalion we are where it's like super religious, but then you can still get wasted and, you know, say fuck a lot and change smoke and beat your kids with a wooden spoon from the glove compartment. Yeah, there we go.

Right? That's some good Episcopalianism right there. It's just modern religion. It's just labels. Just the way it goes. So Daniel and Amber come over. Amber is Daniel's friend. And this is when we learned that Daniel's father, the crook, because he was in some sort of scheme, right?

So Daniel's dad, he embezzled, and happy's mom dated for 10 years. So basically Daniel's like a brother to happy. So that was sort of an interesting twist. The same mother, he doesn't want her to marry and Muslim was marrying Gijay. And happy points that out. She's like, you know, I mean, she, she want,

she was doing the same thing, but I mean, she didn't marry him. So I guess that's kind of her point. Yeah, but he's also an embezzler too, by the way. So like, happy mom really, was it afterwards? Oh, okay. I think, I don't know, but happy mom needs to just get with it. Okay, get with it, get with the program.

And happy talk, she's saying, well, I want all my bridesmaids to wear sari's, but I couldn't really understand the measurements and my friends are like, what the heck? I'm like, any bridesmaid would be happy to wear a sari. It's like, it doesn't have to fit right. It's just basically like a beautiful blanket, you know, you can be any weight. Everybody can look pretty. Yeah, exactly.

So then we go back to Asher's house and we get a better look at her house. It is so cluttered. I'm like, it's not, the ghosts are not haunting you. You just have to do some spring cleaning. That's all. Is this house? Is this happy's house? No, this is Asher's house.

Oh, we're back at Asher's, okay. The ghosts are just trying to help her out. Like, listen, there's too much stuff in this house. We just have to clear some of it out right now. Take your kid downstairs. We're just gonna light his room on fire. So we have just a little less clutter. The Indian ghosts are like, look,

we don't wanna work for you any more than we already have in the past, but someone needs to clean this goddamn house. I mean, we've tried to clean up what shelving is. We have tried to possess your vacuum cleaner and just do work it for you But we just can't so we're just doing the next best thing fire at some point she goes The energy is still weird in here, and then they cut to a skull in a fish bowl well That might be it. It's like I made from eight generations ago

She says that that basically because of all their protection symbols that they have, they were protected from the fire. Yeah, I don't know. No one here cleans their fans. That's why we have to tattoos for protection. I'm like, I think that that's like a, I was trying to think the tattoos that she had on there. I was like, I don't think that that's a protective tattoo. It's like one of those naked girls on the back of a semi or whatever. She's like, that's why we have so many protection symbols. And they take the smoke detectors too.

It was the skulls and this sprinkler system, but mostly the skulls. the skulls and, you know, this is a pretty good system, but mostly the skulls. So they go for a walk and Hannah's just moved here from Atlanta. And she's like, well, one thing I love about here is that it's romantically haunted. You know, it's like haunted, but like romantically. And as she's like, yeah, all those ghosts, you just mirrors that got pregnant, don't love their husband. Yeah, it's real romantic, Hannah. Thanks. Hey, you want to know a story?

Everything here is built in squares because when there's so much tragedy here, when there was a tragedy, everyone just had another square to go to. I think it was like a firefighting measure. They would go into the square and fight the fire or something like that. Either way, like're an advocate. And they're pretty. The other thing, you know, I don't know how romantic it is when the ghosts are lighting your children's rooms on fire. Yeah, I love romantic ghosts. You know what I love when they just take girls through the TV and then you have to climb through the closet and pull her back on a rag rope

That's the best and then I mean when you're up on the ceiling What's up on the time? I would have been thankful for the babysitter but After wow miss isy come back you think come close what They they're talking about like all this romantic Savannah stuff and the for whatever reason the camera men were obsessed with Ashlies like high tops with different colored shoelaces. And I don't know why I think every time she says something like, you know, it's really romantic about the history. They're like, ah, different shoelaces. You guys are dicks. Like, ha, we'll show her what's romantic shoelaces. Yeah, so then she starts opening right up to Hannah

about her relationship. She's like, well, you know, my husband, there's no romance with him. And I just wonder, you know, how am I going to make it? And Hannah is uncomfortable. She's like, I don't feel comfortable talking about the sex life of other women. Yeah.

So Hannah is not comfortable. So instead, she starts talking about her brother husband, Louis,. So Hannah is not comfortable. So instead she started talking about her brother husband, Louis and how Louis is like sometimes he's like a frapple but he's also starting his own sock company and that's really cool and Louis cool and you know things are cool. She goes she says something about being uncomfortable talking about sex and then Ashley goes well does your mom think you're a virgin? And she goes, well, I mean, not mom, but Lou's mom does. And Ashley says, yeah, here in the South, you are a virgin, okay?

You don't do anything as far as your parents know until the day you are married. You insect it, you ain't touched it, you ain't even flicked it. You're a virgin. I did. I believe that. I believe that. yeah, so next up is golfing time to go golfing So ash this is Ashley again. I mean Ashley is clearly the star of the show because she's in every single scene and She is going golfing with Louis and Daniel by the way in case people forget Daniel is the the the Jewish guy who sort of has longish hair. He's cute. Louis is the one who's just like very like he's got short hair and he is he's engaged to

Hannah or he's with Hannah. He's with Hannah and he's the sock magnet. So they're going to go golfing and actually he's like, this is the South. We learned to walk by holding golf clubs. I'm like, you can't say that everything in the South is like a developmental prerequisite. Like, you know, you're swimming before your walk and you're playing golf before your walk in. It's like, everything is before your walking in the South with her. Is the South you're putting drinks on coasters before your walk in? In the South, you just drink from a cow's feet. before you're walking. In the south you just drink from a cow's teeth.

We learn to, we learn to, to, to mobile lawns before we even know how to walk. That's how we learned how to walk. About pushing the mower, we know. We can, we can develop apps, computer apps, before we can even walk here in the south. Like Ashley, now you're just lying. Line, we know how to lie before we know how to walk in the South. Here in the South, we tell a stop sign way to stop. We learned to drive before we learn how to walk in the South. So she's, of course, you know, she's very

intent on she's kind of like a vendor, prompt rules, jacks to me, where she's getting as many nude scenes in as she can. It's like, okay, the camera crew is here. I'm getting in my lingerie and, you know, spraying some, some, uh, right under my, under my armpits. We didn't learn to spray our armpits with right, right, right before we learned what I'm saying. But she's like in that situation where she really learned to, um, enjoy her sexuality

and uniqueness later in life because she's talking about her past a lot and this one, she was brunette and young and just had the kid and stuff. And now she's like, right, red, lipstick, crazy different shoe laces, bleach blonde hair. You know, and I think she's found it later and it's at that jack's point where it's like,

use it or lose it. So she's it's like, use of her lose it. So she's doing things like, hey guys, I'm gonna make a golf right now. Strip golf. Yeah. Well, I don't think it was so much about her being like, I wanna show off my body to use it or lose it. I think it's like, I'm horny.

I'm really, really horny right now. Strip golf. She wants to do something that's like sexual but is not actually adultery. It's just like, it's already, because it, you know, it gets you off. I'm listening. I know. I remember when I was in the closet, you know, you do shit like that all the time. You sort of like flirt with it, but you don't do anything, you know, you know, I know. I've been there girl. So yeah. But you can't play strip golf and pretend you're not hitting it or trying not to get naked immediately

when you're wearing a one piece. Yeah. You literally have one thing to take off. Yeah, that's true. And then she has like, you know, full on lingerie underneath. You know, so she's like, you know, so the boys have to take their shirts off first. And then she, she conveniently loses a hole. No pun intended.

And Ashley. So then she has to take up a romper or whatever. And so now she's fully just in like see through negligee. And I mean, I kind of, even I was at the moment was like, you know, one of these guys is in a relationship. I'm not sure how appropriate this is. Just be, you know, like, it could be a, this could cause an issue, I would imagine. Yeah, well, it's one of those, you know, like hyper sexualized, and then like, why is everyone calling me slight?

Yeah, you're doing it on purpose. So what I always say about Eric and Jane, you know, it's like, I'm going to do music videos like shooting out ping pongs from my vagina and then get mad when people treat me like, you know, it's lovin'. I know I have issues about, I don't totally agree with you. And I'm not talking about the vagina storyline in particular. Okay.

Well, I just mean sometimes people set themselves up and just so they can have something to be mad about. Yeah, I don't feel that way about Erika Jain. I know there are, I do think other people are doing that. I'm not even sure, I don't even think that Ashley is doing that. I think that Ashley was just horny and just wanted to be like have a sexual moment. Um, but it probably was not a perfect it probably was not appropriate just because there's probably a dress code at that golf course at the very least. Just just based on dress code ethics

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Out. So the mom is being really supportive. She's like, this is great. That says, well, small quarters didn't it, honey. And Catherine tells us, my mom's path is different. She married a guy with Nutstand to his ankles with a lot of money. And I just want to make her proud. So she says, in the South, the expectation is,

you leave your parents' house and move straight into your husband's home, but I'm her bailin. I'm gonna have my own party pay. You have your own party pad before you even walk in the South. And this family's obsessed with segues because she's like, the dad says, well, we had to come in through an alley. We wouldn't expect in that. She's like, well, dad, obviously, this is a segue to something bigger.

So Catherine, way like five times in the scene. Yeah. So inspired by the party that she threw for a while, Catherine now wants to go into the event planning slash interior space. And her mom is like, um, but you realize that events take a lot of planning. Like, you know, there's the planning part of event planning and girl, you're disorganized. You haven't planned shit your entire life. I can't even get you out of bed to help me. She's like, my mom. Even the, even those crabs in the cage down by the dock, I have better planning skills

than you do, honey. The dad goes, what did she say, man? She said, she said she did such a good job with planning that backyard barbecue that the gay guys did that she's going to do it for a living. And he goes, are you kidding? Is this a career? Do you get paid? And she's like, I don't know, we haven't gotten that far, dang. All I know is I wanna do event planning slash interior. Like, what does that even mean? I don't know. I saw it on LinkedIn.

I don't mind on my floor, my dirt. He he he. He he. He he. He he. It's like that party was literally like, take out barbecue in a backyard. But okay. I mean how hard is it, mother?

It's a fold out table with a tablecloth. Charge $10,000 for enough. Did you see those things in my freezer that turned water into ice? Like, ice trays? Yes, mother. It's called being an interior designer. So next up is Ashen Nelson going shopping to bring happy something for her bridal shower. Yes, very, you know, as...

Nevermind, I'm not gonna say it. And so Ashtley stops to pick up Nelson. He's like, hi girl! That's his first line. I was laughing so hard. He's like, hi girl! As an articulate man from the South would say, hi, girl. What we do today. And as she says, I want to get happy a gift for following her heart and marrying a man sheet, but it's not

just one that knocked her up and talked her into it. And as she's just stuck there on the couch, when the Indians are starting to have some fire. He's like, hot Felicia. By Felicia, let's do something really butch. Like, okay, and I'll shop in. So they go into this store, this like gift store. And there's like some snooty redhead clerk

that is looking at them both like, you pay the late buy on anything. You know, like they're gonna get fingerprints on everything. These people do not spend that. I'm sorry, this store is really for people who are involved in interior design, like that crazy girl in the cow hide apartment. I like when she said that.

She's like, this is a cocktail candle. Once it's burned through, you can start having your cocktails in it. You know, because everyone loves a wax martini. You never tasted wine till you've had a little bit of BPA wax in there. And they all say, you know what, girl, that makes you want to have a glass of wine down it. Like why? Because she said it was like a wine glass. And then Ashley's like, um, what she say, I'm a Christina. Oh, yeah, she says, I'm a Christian. Yes. But there's so much hypocrisy in the church and the sat just like in politics. It's okay for the president to talk about grabbing purses, but he's a Christian and he's

pro-life. So it's okay. But then he wants to kick out the Muslims. That's not Christians. Jesus would make me feel bad. And Nelson's like la la la la la la la la la. Pro-Tron Pro-Tron, don't listen to me. I ain't here in this girl. Meanwhile, the lady, when they said they wanted wine, they was like, well, I have some rosé I can serve you and she serves them like prun juice. I don't know. I was like, what sort of rosé is that lady? Yeah, I got you. I got you lady in the candle shop You thought you could get out of this unscathed. No, you've been gotten the dark red rosé Nelson meanwhile still obsessed just cuz I say maggot doesn't mean I can't grab some pussy mega mega mega

So they're talking about Well, actually, so he's talking about the rules of marriage. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, I have that Nelson was mad at the gaze from the party. He were like, that Googled me. Yeah. Yeah. And this is the day of the internet. And if none of that stuff had been reported in the national and international

news, I wouldn't be the Nelson Lewis. I am today. And she's like, I love that nail scene. And he goes, thank you, Bill. Yeah, he's like, believe it or not, I like to leave my life outside the box. I don't even know this looks like I'm in the box. I'm actually very much outside the box. Like, for instance, sometimes I wear my bowtie slightly a ski.

Sometimes I don't even inject that bowtie slightly a ski. Sometimes I don't even inject that bowtie. I'll just use it as moisturizer. Sometimes I drink Latrose and sometimes I drink very dark rose. He goes, we're different. All right, we're the kind of people girl that need rocky roads, screw vanilla. And they're like, aha, aha. And the clerk's like, please leave. Get out of my store. You are

soling the brand of my candle store. A slut in the heat and closed for business. We refuse the right to refuse service to we're going like. So next that lives this picks up Hannah. Yeah, Louis, Louis and Hannah are going to date. And they talk about socks. Talk about socks a lot. It's a lot of socks. She says, if you aren't born in Savannah, you're always a trans.

Plaint. Transplaint. Louis is like, well, I was born here. My dad's a Yankee. That's what we call him here my mom's from Georgia I'm my grandpa's herself made and that is why I say I'll socks Yes, Lewis I'm Ultimately, it's all the way so ultimately the the Louis the Louis thing

That's important to know is that he tells Hannah about the strip golf and Hannah is like really uncomfortable about it. It feels strange and she just I love she says something so passive rest. She goes I feel like I was raised to keep my clothes on. I don't know. And the sad thing you come out with your clothes on before you even learn to walk. You're born with clothes on. You're born with your children dress on. It's hard to even get babies to spit the pools-centigue out their mouth because they can't feel the spanking through the corduroy. Yeah, so Hannah is is notably upset by this this situation. I mean, no, she's gonna be mad because she's like, why won't you just say it? And she's like, I think you're gonna be mad.

We played Strip Golf and she's like, I want you to say it. And she's like, I think you're going to be mad. We played Strip Golf. And she's like, seriously? And he goes, I mean, we just took off for shirts. It was no big deal. And it was embarrassing. And she goes, yes, well, I'm a bearer for you. I didn't tell my mother that you have a dad bod. And now she knows everything.

I love his dad bod. We're all. So he says, but yeah, we don't took off our shirts, but Ashley only had a one piece. So you know, she took that whole thing off. And she's getting, she's getting so mad, but she's glad that he at least told her. Right.

And then she starts thinking about it and she's like, who plays Strip Golf? Like, I'm gonna take my clothes off. She's starting to get herself more and more worked up. She's like, wait a minute, we just talked about Indian slaves, you know, putting out fires and squares. I could see this in me. We bonded over squares.

We bonded over old fashioned firefighting techniques. Then she does that thing where she can't yell in because the cameras are there. So she just drinks her straw super passive aggressively while she gets him a look like. Well, well, well, at least it wasn't many pot pot. Because I'll tell you one thing, if that windmill had knocked him in the boob, it would have been over. That was in the pet pet. We couldn't live near a school or a damn church by a law. We wouldn't even be able to stay in town, Louis. So then we go to Happy's Wedding Shower, which really reiterates my happiness of having never gone to

wedding shower ever. So we see things like we learned that Catherine's grandma and happy grandma used to play bridge together This was the cutest thing because I've been to plenty of bridal showers and help thread them in the South and Usually, you know, you get to register. It's like you're wedding so people buy you stuff you register for But this one was apparently just all about plates. I mean, all she got to this whole thing was, it's a big plate. She has, look, it looks like it's not plastic, but it is. And everyone's like, ooh! I know, and she was so, every single thing. I mean, how many chargers did this woman get?

Jesus. So, she got passing stuff to her mom on the couch, and her mom was just looking at the price tags. Yeah. She got passing stuff to her mom on the couch and her mom was just looking at the price tags. Yeah, hilarious It's just like it's the walk that I wanted Apparently everyone also like registers at this place called the cottage shop They're like, well, it's all the same thing. It's always everyone only registered from the cottage shop and like it's from the cottage shop Anyway, though, so Ashley shows up in like a teeny tiny like romper. I don't know if it was a romper thing or whatever

But yeah, another one piece romper thing was like a one piece romper thing was shows a lot of leg I'm not on care, but you know these ladies care and Catherine so passive She says to happy she's like because Catherine's wearing a short. She's wearing a black dress It's like a mini skirt and so Catherine goes. I feel like feel like I'm going to a slut if funeral and then I see her Pointed in the Hannah so passive and then Hannah and then happy goes well, as she's always got that cover No, I'm kidding Just how it goes your heart hand is like you know I'm still trying to figure out how strip golf sits with me and then

see her be like, whoa, these clothes, it's just a bridal show. I'll just come in naked. I mean, whatever she's getting more and more mad. So then she goes to sit outside and talk shit with Catherine. She sits down by her shirt. So her skirt is so short that she's basically flashing, but she knows that she's like, oh, gosh, now here I am showing my biscuit. Yeah, that's the thing because she's like, I want to go in on Ashley for doing something

slutty, but I know that I'm actually flashing America right now, so I got to fix this otherwise I can't do it. Katherine goes, what's a biscuit? I feel like people should stop calling the Who-House biscuits because biscuits are known for being like drying crumbly like on purpose. Don't you? Not your biscuits, Ronnie. I remember your biscuits from Super Bowl and they were moist and delicious. So I am Antisquiz. Well, I'm Antisquiz. I mean, there's a lot that goes in there to

make in that way. Normal ones are just drying crumbly, you know? I would call them like a lava cake. No. I don't think... Listen, I don't think any straight man when he wants to explore the lava cake wants to dip in there and have something ooze out. Okay, a waffle cone. I guess those are dry too. I don't know. I don't know. I think you're out of our depth on this one. This gets it is. Either way, I like that Catherine starts talking about her background and how she's always played it safe and her parents drove the fear of God in her, doing anything to ruin the family

name. I've always been afraid of a big social fail. I'm like, you're on a reality TV show. You don't want a social fail. You go like, uh, you're on a reality TV show. If you don't want a social fail, you, uh, do a long place. She said, I'm afraid not being who my ancestors were. And I put a note to look that up on genealogy.com and I didn't do it. Damn it. Uh, I think when you're in the South and you say, I'm afraid of not being who my ancestors are.

I think there are a lot of things that your ancestors were that you probably don't wanna take off. A few things you probably just wanted to even leave in the past. I think it's okay to break from tradition with some of those ancestry issues there. And some of the things that they say, just don't, it sounds like they shouldn't be saying them in the past and

in the South. Like Hannah is giving her advice and saying, you just need to be your own person and you need to break away. Not worry about it. Just be yourself. Now I know I'm calling the kettle black. Don't talk about, you know, personal. It doesn't feel right. It doesn't feel right. We feel uncomfortable. Stop making us uncomfortable. Okay. So she's talking about half of the divorce. Her like she always felt really close with her parents, but then she found out her dad was cheating and suddenly he was gone. And she still needed his money. So she had to like kind of be nice to him, even though she wanted to tell him to fuck off and she's like,

and then I took a job at a tractor, a tractor company, which like some truck, a truck company. Something like that. I was like, did I hear that right? This is Bravo, right? Am I hearing truck company on Bravo? Okay, go on. I feel like Andy Cohen's just watching this

with his mouth open. Like what got onto my network and Joel just kind of coming down. So let's see here. So inside inside the party actually inside your own person inside the party. So Ashley is babbling. Happy's mom who as we know, not totally a huge

a Zom fan and the mom's like, I mean happy can't have a crossing or house It's crazy, but you know what I'm good friends with deep pack Chopra who is not Muslim and he said that as I'm is happy soulmate So I don't know crazy brown people am I right? No, I just like I mean the way I was raised if I I told my mom, I was friends with some one named D-Pack. She'd hit me. But now he's one of my good friends.

I'll tell you, they're good. She can't have a cross in her hands, though. Oh, no. This burn into the ground. What are we going to do without a crucifix? Yeah. Like the most depressing symbol ever. My sister has a whole huge wall of cruc. Yeah. Like the most depressing symbol ever. My sister has a whole huge wall of

crucifix. Like, do we have to what? Can we just eat? Like, what do I have to feel so guilty? It's like, I feel guilty enough eating in Texas because my mom's always giving me that look like you're eating that. Yes, I am. Now do I need to watch 20 Jesus's die while I do it? I mean, I'm Jewish. I have no idea. So Ashley you'd feel quadruple guilty. Yeah, I'm guilty of everything. I'm already so guilty about this episode. I'm like, so Ashley goes outside to talk to Catherine Hannah. So the girls are kind of cold and Ashley knows you know. So she's just kind of tries to keep it going. And she's like, well, with everything going on around,

you know, I just want to have a cleansing. I was like, hire a fucking maid. Just hire a maid. That's all you need to do. I do. That's, listen, there are plenty of people on hoarders who are now out of work because the show's been canceled. So just call them up.

They'll get a dumpster ready and we'll be set. Yeah, we'll be happy to go. This will be happy. You guys will be doing a beetle juiced in a party very soon. It'll be great. So she's she wants a cleansing and Catherine goes for the house or for you. She goes, well, is it Tuesday? Cause I got to get my hair done on Tuesday. Yeah. And Ashley says, I felt this min girl sit from girls for 25 years, but this is ice cold and so she leaves and Hannah says what just happened and What I think Catherine goes that was black magic I don't know what you people are talking about but I love watching you. Yeah, I was really unsure to be honest This I was watching it last night. This was the part where I put it on pause

and curled up into a ball and went to sleep for 90 minutes. And I was like, I'll watch the rest later. So then they have this whole talk, and then we go inside, and now there's prayers for happy, and happy starts opening up her presence. This is when she's like, it looks like it's, it looks like it's sound, but it's plastic. And they're like, this is so pretty.

And it actually gave her a really nice cheese stone that was engraved. It was like a black onyx or something cheese stone that she got from that snotty shop. And it was actually really pretty. And Catherine's like, what is that? I don't even know what that is. Can you scratch, can you catch a grab with that that? I don't even know what that is. Can you catch a grab with that thing?

I don't think so. I don't wanna eat something up a rock. And then there's like this weird moment, where, well, so let me back up for a second. Before the last commercial break, they're like coming up and you see Catherine say, so you were essentially naked on the golf course in Asha goes, I didn't think it would get to that. So now comes the moment.

And Catherine randomly says to Ashley, so you were essentially naked on the golf course in Asha goes, I didn't think it would get to that. And then it like ends the scene ends. I'm like, what? It was like started a little different because Ashley knew that they were shading her for that. So finally, she's just kind of standing around the kitchen looking at them awkwardly. And so she goes, oh, hey, we played golf the other day and I won. Capture. It's like, oh, see, we're sensual naked.

It was like a prank to bring it. It was a really weird moment that I felt like it was a franken's, franken, um, franken signs, franken, a franken at it, whatever you say. It just felt like everything was like stitched together through weird sound bites that weren't even being said at that time. It was a strange moment where I think they were trying to fabricate a tense moment, but it was just them being like, oh, ha, ha, bye, bye. Well, now, Catherine and Lyle are going crabbing with the parents. And as they walk down the dock towards the parents, Catherine goes, I haven't caught crabs in two years since you left, damn.

Isn't that how long he's been gone? Yeah, I think so. So they talked to the parents and basically he's loved the parents since he was a kid because he used a bad kid. The mom always stuck up for him. Yeah. And yeah, they're cute. I like this couple. They go, they go crab. I was actually, I had a filmo. I want to go crabbing. That looked fun. So they go, they haul a bunch of crabs and then they put the crabs in the pot.

They talk loud doesn't come from money. Yeah. So there's like, she has a trust fund, but I want to give her a life. She's used to you all by myself. Then when she dies young, her trust fund will come to me. She's like, oh my God, we're boiling those things. Don't you feel bad? And he goes, no, I'm a super predator.

I'm the alpha crab around here. Crabbs are funnier. Crabbs are? Yeah, like for instance, when he poured out all the crabs on the dock and she's like, La, they're going everywhere. And the crab just like skittish and like walking, doesn't wait Crabbs walk.

Like, I just think they're funny That's after assholes. They're like self haters, you know, well, I mean I'm not saying I'm gonna touch a crab But I think they're funny the way they're so skittish They hate themselves because whenever you have crabs in a bucket they can physically climb out of there But another crab will always pull them down back in the bucket. That's where that saying comes from really I never Never had that crabs in a bucket. I never heard them women when women treat each other like shit or when gay men treat each other like shit. It's called being crabs in a bucket because you're always pulling the other one back down to your level. Oh, I didn't I never I never even heard that expression.

I've heard like shooting fish in a barrel. But I know that's totally different, totally totally different crabs in a bucket. Well, we should just name this podcast crab in a bucket because that's what we do We just tear everyone down because we can't be lifted up our sales Mm-hmm pretty much, but we're not even trying to lift up ourselves This would be more shooting fish in a barrel Whatever I hit I hit let's just shoot some crabs in a barrel, okay Just put some crabs in the barrel and shoot them. I'm a super predator.

Shoot the crabs in the barrel. That's not how you crab, wow. So Ashley comes to Hannah's house and they both got really good Southern manners and they kinda like each other and so it's really funny. She's like, oh hi Hannah, I like her new table and she's like, well thank you.

I waited 10 weeks for this table. Well good. It was worth it. I love it. And Hannah goes, so strip golf. Where did it come from? You I guess that idea that come from you. Ashley looks at this point like she's kind of drugged out. I think she knew what was coming up and she took a zanna or something. Yeah, exactly. And so, you know, she's just saying, well, I didn't really, you know, it didn't seem to bother the aim or me or my neighbors.

You know, she's sort of made excuses. And the next thing you know, Ashley is starting to say, bullshit stuff where she's like, I just want to show people that my body's not perfect and I own it. And I was like, okay, this, please, this is a strip golf. It was not a moment of self-empowerment. And Hannah even said it better.

She's like, it's like you're not Lena Dunham. So, I do not think running around on a golf course in your lingerie is an effort for feminism. So yeah. So yeah, I actually said, you are not Lena Dunham and you've had more surgery than Pamela Anderson. I was like, whoa. Hannah, Hannah's like so sweet.

That's why I love a Southern girl. The sweetest ones can cut you the hardest. Look if Hannah, if Ashley had just been like, look, I thought it would be fun. And it just seemed like a funny thing to do. And I didn't even think about that. So sorry, that would have been fine. But for her to start being like, no, look,

I'm, it's like a moment where I'm celebrating and embracing my body and I'm showing people. That's why I have it only for this moment. And I want people to see if I was like, come on now. Come on. I mean, how is it different? So I'm walking around in my mind and he's playing golf. Who cares?

People walk around the beach and bikinis. Like, um, not great. I mean, but I'm like getting grasping. Yeah. Just so then Hannah is a double standard between men and women. You know, man can walk around without his shirt And a woman can't do the same thing She's like the love of men were like the men are in trouble for taking their shirts off to or whatever

But I like how Hannah is trying to explain it to her calmly because Ashley really could have gotten out of this so easy because yeah Hannah says it like look I Respect your beliefs and where you're coming from and like if you, you know, if you want to be like a rebel woman doing your thing, that's cool with me. And she was probably about to say, but it makes it look kind of bad for my husband and keep him in mind. Yeah. And then Ashley goes beliefs.

Now, don't say beliefs because that makes it seem like I'm not spiritual or I'm not a God for you. And woman. She literally says, I don't think bringing values and beliefs into this has anything to do with it. I'm like, you just said you didn't think there was anything wrong with it. Hannah was just saying, you know, that was your belief and like, you know, and you can have that belief, I'm not taking that away.

She was trying to say, it makes me uncomfortable. So for you to suddenly take it to all of a sudden, it's like, it has nothing to do with values and beliefs. I'm like, that's 100% what it has to do with because you have a disagreement on your values and beliefs in this situation. It doesn't have it. She's not talking about your morals and your religious stance and your spirituality. So funny. And it's like are you kidding? She has no I was not naked. Would I do it again? Probably. By the way, she was blurred out. Yes. naked would I do it again probably by the way she was blurred out yes oh this show so the online consensus about this show is not solid it's all over the place yeah I personally really like it I'm I'm mixed on it I'm waiting I'm gonna wait in sea mode I'm hoping that this is a

controversy that kicks off the real stuff in the season. I remember Southern Charm the first one was like, you know, in the beginning I was like, okay, I don't know, there's, I feel like this may sound very superficial, but I want to see more wealth. You know, like what's good about Southern Charm is that they're so wealthy, they're just assholes in their wealthiness. And I feel like these are just people living in Savannah so far. But will I like it? Because I think that the women and the men are,

well, the men on Southern Charm are pretty Southern. But the only real Southern-y woman to me on Southern Charm is Cameron. Right, I agree. And all the women are just kind of from someplace else. They're not very Southern acting. And all the women are just kind of from some place else. They're not very southern acting and these women are I love it. I love when they're mad and they just can't say it. There is a definitely distinct feeling between this one and

regular southern charm like you could definitely see you know southern charm is a little bit more of that fratty You know that fratty southern guy and this one's more of like the deep south, like bless your heart, you know. Yeah. Which is, I think kind of cool. It's cool to see the different nuances between communities in the south. But I haven't signed off on it by any means. I'm hoping it kicks into high gear and I'm hoping that it will. Now that we have this ridiculous strip golf controversy and we are left on this to be continued essentially between Hannah and Ashley, you know, they're gonna get into a Fat over this is it perp readers and not So yeah, and we'll find out soon. We will find out soon

We will find out soon And now since it is Friday That means it's time for the crap ins mailbag Crap ins mailbag is when you get to write in and we will read your questions and comments on the air If you want to do it, go to patreon.com forward slash watch or crap and sign up at the crap it's mail back level or above and you can do it. So usually what we do is we put up a post on patreon that says like leave us your questions here and people write a whole bunch of questions and we go through them and then once we go through all the questions we do a new post.

So now at this point we have a few posts that are a few weeks old So apologies The first one comes from the Quenetars who say you guys freaked out Al-Apeda Flur or her Bravo celebrities at the Star Magazine party But which one Bravo Liberty would make you blow your load if you met them in person FYI if we ever had a band or Ronnie Siding, we would lose our minds. Aw.

Thanks, Quintar Tars. I don't know. Oh, thank you. Ronnie, who would you lose your, who would you blow your load if you met them in person? Oh my gosh. I've met my favorite Bravo people in person mostly. I think I would probably freak out if I met some of the New York women

because you don't really have to talk to them. It would be like seeing Mickey Mouse up close, you know? Like you would just have to watch it. Yeah. Just live or like seeing Tiffany and concert for the first time. Yeah, exactly at the mall. I can't just stand there, it. Yeah. Just live or like seeing Tiffany in concert for the first time. Yeah, exactly at the mall. I can't just so I'm standing there, okay?

Okay. I didn't do it. I didn't tell him to stand there. Whoa, this is crazy. I think we're with Lone now. Like this crazy. I think it doesn't seem to be anyone around and I still don't know how to play backgammon.

Ah! I know, I feel like I've met actually a lot of my favorite Bravo stars. I think at this point, I would probably lose my shit, Caroline Fleming, as we mentioned at the top of the show. As mentioned by the fact that I had enough of a lead time I would have driven across town to see her at a restaurant. So Caroline Fleming and probably Caroline's Danbury or two that I would lose my shit over. I mean at this point I mean I've met a lot of the big ones.

I've met Lawler. We met Lisa Vanderpump. I've met Countess the Wann. I met Ramona. I, you know if I met Bethany I don't think I'd lose my shit over Bethany. I think I'd be scared. That's how it feel with Stambury because she's probably the one I like the most, but I would feel like she's always looking at me like,

or like when I met, when I see Jeff Lewis every once in a while, Leah Blacks house, I get scared. Yeah. And yeah, very nice, but I get like kind of petrified. Right. And I don't think I would lose my shit over anyone from Southern Charm. I think it'd be cool to meet them, and I don't think I would lose my shit over anyone from Southern Charm. I think it'd be cool to meet them, but I don't think I'd lose my shit necessarily.

Shaza Sunset people. Maybe, you know, maybe, but we've met, we've met, we sort of met Padman Gale before. Maybe Candy Burst, I do really enjoy Candy Burst. I just don't know if I'd lose my shit over her though, to be honest. I'm living here. You see so many people that you've loved on TV and movies and stuff and you have to pretend

you don't know them. Like I was a waiter, so you can't be like one of those stupid people on the abbie and be like, can we think of something? Like you have to really just pretend you don't know them. Yeah, I think for me, it's going to be Carolins Lumbing and Carolins Amber. I think those are the ones that would really do it for me, or maybe some of the people from Gallagher Girls. Yeah, the Carolins.

Yeah, I'm gonna give it to them. Okay, so Delazza D said, I remember way back you guys had asked Rina to be on your show, but she said it was too mean, and her publicist wouldn't let her do it. What made her change her mind? Well, it's not that she said it was too mean and her publicist wouldn't let her do it. What made her change her mind? Well, it's not that she said it was too mean. It's that she had just gone on, um, Jenny McCarthy.

And they showed that on Beverly Hills. And Jenny McCarthy was like, so is your husband gay? She's like, no, he's not gay. She's like, but he's pegged him. Like to see like, Dildos, like she strapped one on. And Rina was like, oh, we did that once or what, she said something like that. And then I think her, Harry was like,

why are you saying she's like that? It's like, I can't help it, Harry. I just say whatever, I don't care, I own it. He's like, stop it. So she stopped because of her own mouth. She was afraid what she would say. Yeah. Yeah, can't say it, but then we made her feel Comfortable. Remind her it would be a safe space here on watcher crap ends and lo and behold

She came on and said nothing and criminating about strap-ons gildos so yeah probably and thank you Lisa right now yeah so i think that's pretty much it we got to more questions left which will do next week and the meantime let's just wrap up short little uh... mail back today we just been podcasting all week and i think we're running out of energy. I'm sorry.

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