Watch What Crappens - #462 Southern Charm: Sari, Not Sari

Episode Date: May 24, 2017

Southern Charm manages to offend every race on the planet this episode, and we’re along for the bumpy ride. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, rington...es, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:18 or wherever you get your podcasts. I have cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cr Hello and welcome to the Watch Rock Crappin's podcast! The podcast about all that crap we love to talk about on Yule Brouts. I'm Ronnie Caram from the Rose Pricks Bachelor podcast and Tresh Talk TV and here I am with the gorgeous Ben Mandelkov, the B-side blog and the banter blender podcast. Hello Ben! Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Good babe, how you doing over there? I'm doing well. I'm still contemplating what sort of gag I should do when I sit about a limo for Rachel. Maybe I'll just shake my head violently for like 30 seconds and go, that'd be very JD, wouldn't it? Look at that segue. Look, you know, Jim Carrey is worth like like $100 million or something and he's still barely
Starting point is 00:01:27 tolerable. Like, why would you do that as a poor person? Um, I think Jim Kerry is extremely tolerable. I think he is a very funny comic actor and I think we need more of him in movies. Well, good. I'm glad we're starting this on a fight. Yes. Great. We're going to start a show, good. I'm glad we're starting this on a fight. Yes, we're going to start a show, Ben. Well, let's let's get this show going because I know your New York Odyssey is wrapping up and it's culminating with a trip to see Miss Paddy LaPoon this evening. So I don't want to get in the way of that. Oh, look, this show is never in the way. This show is the way. Okay. Oh, you show me my way. Show me the way. Girl, I'm wrong.
Starting point is 00:02:06 And towards the finish line on this one, I'm literally tired. Well, you sound like you are, you, you, you have been up and down and all throughout New York City. Road hard and put out dry. What was that? What was that? Hard and put away, put away wet. Put away wet.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Put away. You didn't put away dry. Someone took care of you. You've been road hard, but someone was like, you know what? Let's just pat them down, give them a little dry. I am dry. I am dry. I am dry.
Starting point is 00:02:33 But yeah, I've been all over this city. My nose looks like a really old water filter. So many different smells, different kinds of pollution coming at you. Oh, I thought you were implying something else was happening with your nose. Oh, no, no. Unfortunately, no, I wouldn't be tired. It's true. Hey, man, hey, man, hey, man, hey, man, hey, man, hey, man. Let's go on. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I ain't gonna complain about lying in bed, but we just did Rose Prix. I've been lying in bed for a long time.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Let me roll over. I have been watching so much. I have been like non-stop TV for the past 24 hours because we have all the shows we watched for this, and then Michelle came over last night and we watched Bachelor, which I don't really normally watch, but you know, it's like something sort of like her thing and she's been out of town
Starting point is 00:03:24 and says she needs someplace to watch it. So we watched watch, but you know, it's like something sort of like her thing and she's been out of town so she needs someplace to watch it. So we watched that, which was entertaining, but it's been like a non-stop stretch of watching TV. And then this morning, I didn't even, I woke up and watched more TV for this podcast and then I had like a sliver of time to go get a coffee and grocery so I could at least feed myself breakfast. I made myself scrambled eggs. I took one bite and now I'm here.
Starting point is 00:03:44 It's like last week with a smoothie. I'm sitting here staring at my scrambled eggs and turkey bacon, pining after them and wondering how is this my life? The wonderful life, Finn. It is. I was going to show with Michelle. When you do that,
Starting point is 00:03:58 when you happen to watch her call me, then come talk with us. Because I know you just need to do more. On more spricks. Yeah, I know you just need to do more. On more sprits. Yeah, I know you just need to do more podcasts. Yeah, I would have actually, because I had a lot of distinct opinions on a lot of those guys.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Yeah, we're not here to talk about bachelor. Okay, we are here to talk about bachelor's plural as in the many bachelor's on Southern Charm. Yeah, what is so. What a show. What a wonderful show this was last night. Never have we seen people drive around a community like we have on this show. This the new title for this show is in the neighborhood. Happened to be in the neighborhood.
Starting point is 00:04:44 I just happened to be in the neighborhood. I just happened to be in the neighborhood. Tommy is. You know, it's an episode. It's a culturally questionable, sorry. No. It's a culturally questionable day in the neighborhood. Yeah. Um, you know, it's an amazing episode.
Starting point is 00:05:01 It's a classic Southern charm episode when you get at Catherine Mont Catherine montage. I mean we got all the Catherine's today. We got the Tomies. Don't go. Yeah. Yeah. We got the whole thing. We even got Catherine being like, you know, I'm really sorry and I love if I saw Tomies I would say I love you. So it opens up with a typical montage. And this last week's montage was themed around dogs. This week is all about driving. Everyone was driving somewhere. So Chelsea and Cameron were driving around,
Starting point is 00:05:36 and Chelsea's like, I got pork last night. And then Catherine, arm is in her Jeep driving around, calling Whitney because she's in the neighborhood, all that usual stuff and a lot of gaming yeah I think my car's making a noise She's like a soft chef So then do we start at couples counseling?
Starting point is 00:06:02 Um pretty much. I mean we also see uh Craig and well Craig and I am here driving on the way to counseling. And then T-Rav is giving Kinsey a tour of Charleston is like, we own that building and we own that bridge and we own that building onto the bridge and we own that that shack there, that's a Lombhouse shack. That's a shack from the Lombhouses.
Starting point is 00:06:22 But this mansion is a Ravanelle property. That Lahn House shack unfortunately is saddled with a Ravanelle pothole right in front of it, covered it with a manhole. Lahn House, nothing can stay together in that family. I own that khaki shop. They make really good khaki shop khakis. But when you go, go want to get your groove honkins that you'll be looking into that in about 15 years.
Starting point is 00:06:49 That is the Ravenel White Denham Company which creates genes that enhance my booty and make me feel less like a cow put out to pasture. And here's the corner that I bought, where I bought my cocaine. I bought it because I thought that if you bought the sole cocaine on your own property, it wouldn't be illegal. I guess I was wrong about that, but I still own the corners. That's a nice legacy. There's our ice cream store, the baskin ravenelles, 32 flavors of ravenil. It's one extra flavor. There's bubblegum Ravinell chocolate chip Ravinell.
Starting point is 00:07:30 You can have it in a sugar Ravinell all the way from Ravinell on for dollar extra you get a waffle Ravinell. Do not get the waffle Ravinell cone. You never know if it's trying to trick you. Turns out magic shell is just that. It's just a magic shell. There's nothing to do with corporations and not magical I like that Thomas is all offended that magic shells aren't really magic Here here gypsy shell Yeah, here Gypsy Cell. I almost had a really, really bad joke that would have gotten us taken off the air. Worse than Gypsy Cell. I was going to say something that was like making illusion to questionable Southern roots
Starting point is 00:08:20 and magic shell. And I was like, you know what, I think this is going to be taken out of context. And then I'm going to be the one that looks racist. So I'm just not going to make a joke at his, you know, I'm just going to, you know, yeah, but now you said it. And so you're letting people make up the most offensive jokes that they can think of in their head. And so then they're going to get even more mad. And you're never as offensive as you think you are. And yours was probably innocent. And now you screwed yourself. yourself. I screwed my own joke. I was gonna make a joke making him sound racist but it was just gonna make me sound racist because like only a racist would have
Starting point is 00:08:51 that impulse to tell that joke. Oh my goodness. Either way. Ben. I'm stepping away from the magic shell. The magic shell is spooky. Magic cell is over. People get over it. blame the LAM houses. The LAM houses. The LAM houses are the ones who'd race these things in magic shell back in the 60s. So anyway, Craig and Naomi arrive at counseling. And for some reason, I love that their couples counselor is in the same building as something called
Starting point is 00:09:22 every busy woman. I don't know why, they just see this little sign? It was like upstairs, it was couples counseling and downstairs business seats for every busy woman. I can't believe they didn't use Dr. Jeff for this. I really could have used some. Meany. Meany. Now, here's where you're going to feel sad, Meany. Because sadness is sad.
Starting point is 00:09:38 All right, that'll be $500, Meany. Meany? Where are you going, Meany? Okay, so their counselor is going to be a little sad. Mimi. Because sad, missus sad. All right, that'll be $500, Mimi. Mimi? Mimi? Where are you going, Mimi? OK, so their counselor is this pussy in the sweater.
Starting point is 00:09:51 And he's like, what do you guys want to get at a couple's can't fling? And they all me's like, you know what? I just want him to like me, and I can like him. And then everything will just be nice. How about that? Can everything just be nice and Craig goes, well, I want to get not undercut in agreements and arguments.
Starting point is 00:10:14 And then her go to other people with our problem, because she's not on my side. And that's bullshit. And she's the moron. And she's going to error dirty laundry. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Craig. Calm down. You're supposed to be saying like the nice fake things right now. You guys are saying, yeah, I just, I love her.
Starting point is 00:10:31 I just want to, I just want to, you know, get on the same page with her. That's all I just want to learn to honor her. Yeah, I just want to learn how to stitch her face into the pillowcase without having to use a pre program cat thing. Yeah, last time she cried like I'm some idiot Craig. Yeah, that was a dinosaur pattern. You didn't even make that. See what I mean.
Starting point is 00:10:55 She's always like Egyptian cotton, this Egyptian cotton, that thread count, like what about my artistry? Craig, those pillowcases cost $200 each. And now there's a distorted heart on it. So they get right to the point in the beginning. Craig says, I don't even get it. Like she, if she doesn't want to be, she shouldn't want to be my girlfriend. If she doesn't have instinctual trust in me, like, and then he pounds his fists together. It's like, you know, instinctual trust. And juxtaposition overturns his hands, you know.
Starting point is 00:11:30 And she says, it's always his way. And then he undercuts me. And I'm like, you cannot come to a therapist with a UR argument, you know. So basically she's saying that Craig has to have his way. And if he doesn't then whole cause a scene and cause all these names And she just takes it because she doesn't want to fight in public Right and well so then the therapist is like okay. Well, well, what we're gonna do is play the newly won game essentially He's like there's a new concept in therapy. It's called fair fighting
Starting point is 00:12:01 I was like did someone pay you for that Because that's been around for a long time. Okay. I had never heard of it, but, you know, I haven't been in couples counseling. So, well, fair fighting is pretty, it's pretty cool. It's pretty basic. Yes, pretty basic.
Starting point is 00:12:18 I mean, you learn fair fighting is a white belt. Okay, people. Yeah, so basically the god, the therapist therapist asks questions and I guess you answer how you would answer and how you think the other person How it applies to you and how it applies the other person I think that's what it was So it's like do you curse in front of other people? Well do you curse at your partner and then it's like you'll say yes or no for yourself and yes or no for the others so They were doing yes or no, but the yes or no, I couldn't tell which yes and which no applied to each one of them
Starting point is 00:12:48 because there wasn't really a specific order. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I only knew because the shrink was saying. I wish I got to write down their answers. Like just not yes or no, but they had to write it with the big marker like on newlyweds. Like what's the thing that your wife or your
Starting point is 00:13:06 girlfriend does that bugs you the most in bed and then they both turn over their cards and her her says cuddle too much and his says she farts under the covers and she's like you think that about me and then they fight you know this is a lame version. Yeah this is like where's the strangest place you've ever made whoopei and Craig is like on the sewing machine. And she's like in the ass and it's all awkward. And then Bob Ubang's Lance forever. Well, I liked when one of the questions is like, do you yell? And she says that Craig yells, but she doesn't.
Starting point is 00:13:44 And he's like, I don't yell and and he's like I'm not yelling and or raising it was that she said he wasn't yelling either way she said she said she said he's he said she's yelling and she's like um Craig I'm not yelling and he goes see she raises her voice and that she goes every time I say something, he says, you're yelling. Stop yelling at me. And then she says that, well, he says that one of his excuses for yelling is because he's from the north. He's like, that's just how we talk in the north.
Starting point is 00:14:17 And then he's like being from the north doesn't give you an excuse to be an asshole. And I was like, actually now you're sort of wrong on that point. Because like, if being from the south means you are super sweet, and but then like secretly mean, being from the North is definitely that you're just an asshole. Yeah. I think you get to have some. Aren't you all on your shirt? Yeah. I think you get to have some kind of excuse when you're from the North. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:37 I totally agree with that. Yeah. You have to learn about being around like, Northerners. I mean, I don't know what, how Delaware fairers, that's very mid Atlantic, it's very middle. He can only be like half-assal. I feel like people are pleasant in Delaware because remember his parents, they're like, hey, here's dinner.
Starting point is 00:14:55 It's a bunch of stuff we caught in the lake and they just poured out of the bag all over to the picnic table. Yeah. They're just sweet and easy going. They're pleasant. He's like, I got fired by law firms. They're just, you know, they're just sweet and easy going. They're pleasant. He's like, I got fired my law firm. You're like, okay. Well, your, your mother got some more chalk today.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Craig, we believe in you. We don't know why. Just peel this shrimp that we found on the ground and put some sauce on. He's like, sports sports sports. I don't do sports dad. T-ball T-ball T-ball. So I make some shrimp in the dead. They go into this and Craig just will not deny any wrongdoing. When it comes to calling each other names, she's like no.
Starting point is 00:15:42 She's like Craig are you high right now? And she's like literally, like that's a literal question. I'm not being sarcastic. Are you high right now, Craig? And the shrink just looks at him. And he's like, no, like I've seriously literally never, ever, ever called you a name. And then they showed the clip of him going, moron. Aaron guard dirty laundry as he leaves the house all mad. And he goes, you're the, I only said that because you're the one you started it. I've never broken this rule one day in my entire life ever. Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:17 So for the record, he Craig is bringing the, you started it defense. That's what he's going to do. Your honor, um, my client is innocent because the other one, that guy, he started it. So murder exonerated guilty in a defend verdict for deer. Night. So next up is landing in Austin in a bar. Land is like, can I have the please have one job of maybe you're gonna be silver to email in a little bit of a Lime and as much as all in a square glass with you So they give them the bartender gives them shots and dixie cups like the sort of cups that you do like a urine sample in
Starting point is 00:17:03 And they and Austin starts asking about Drew, and she's like, well, he texted me like, do you love me? And I wrote back, are you drunk? I feel bad for this, you guy, because literally every person in the world of Southern charm gets some significant screen time. And Drew, he just pops up, if he's lucky, he pops up and just like giggles. And then you don't even see anything or not even giggles
Starting point is 00:17:29 Just sort of looks around baffled and here he's not even he doesn't even get to we don't even get to see his Butting relationship with land and we just hear that he sent her a text message. Yeah Yeah, he just gets to giggle and sweat a lot Yeah, he sweats. I think next week he'd be actually get a full proper scene with Drew, which is kind of crazy. That's been this this many episodes. I feel like if they're not putting him in, there's a reason, you know, yeah, he probably doesn't have much personality.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Yeah, he's like, look, I wore it. Tucks. I mean, Georgia Mossbacher has gotten more screen time than Drew. And it's already like eight episodes in or whatever. Yeah, good point Oh my god, she's gonna get her own show. I wonder if she's from Savannah. Do you think she's gonna show up in Savannah? I didn't look oh, we have to mention by the way one of our ombudsman Corrected us and by correct it as I think mainly you are only but basically
Starting point is 00:18:24 What's her face Patricia is from Virginia I think you've been saying that she's from New York and not a real southerner. She's actually from Virginia Oh, yeah, I read that on some blog you guys, which means it's totally true in my brain and nowhere else on earth I'm come on. Is anybody's shocked? Really? So for all you people who are like no, we're pretty sure she's from the south and was a southern girl for many, many years until like, yeah, that was my bad. Okay. Okay. Okay. Guys, remember how I said when, remember how when I said Patricia is
Starting point is 00:18:56 a snotty judgmental C word, who's not even really from the south? No, she's just a judgmental snotty C word. Who is from the South? There. Change your welcome. And by the way, none of those things are insults. That's actually all praise from us. I mean, that's why she's good on this show. That's for sure. That's what I love her. She looks like a damn hippie compared to her friend. Good Lord. Thank God you have a calf ten on. So you don't bleed down your leg from that bumpy stick that shoved up your ass. You know, Georgia Mossbacher, you know, I like to think of her as Gina squared.
Starting point is 00:19:32 As in, if you took Gina Roland and Gina Davis and rolled into one, you get Georgia Mossbacher. She's a horrible woman. Okay, we'll get to her. She's have her back. Yeah, it will get to her, Please make her permanent. So speaking of Wonderful people. So land in is talking about her lonely life because because Austin's talking asks her about this. She have feelings with T-Rab and she's talking about how she's sort of lonely It's just her and her dog charlotte. Oh another thing we accidentally referred to charlotte the dog as a cat recently We are aware that char the dog as a cat recently. We are aware that Charlotte is a dog
Starting point is 00:20:07 I still thought it was a dog. I mean, I still thought it was a cat because What's your cat like dog? She's like, well basically Charlie and then when I go out I say And then you know, she's gonna die soon. I'm gonna be but which kind of it kind of makes me like Landon She was being funny in this scene, but you know when they cut to the cat. I wrote they cut to creepy cat scene Well, you know, we don't need labels. Okay Charlotte is very species fluid. All right Charlotte's not even from the south. Okay there everybody go out there and get crazy now And Austin
Starting point is 00:20:45 goes, Austin goes, you love your cat so much. She can be a ring bearer. And she's like, she already was like a laugh cry. That was actually really funny. I thought that was a very funny moment. This scene made me like her It's a weird and so Austin said so you're gonna basically just end up with Thomas because you want his money. Okay, good job Yeah, she's like no, it's not about the money Actually, I don't believe it is about the money because she apparently has a lot of money herself But either way chef enters and the whole bar goes You know at least that's why I imagine like cheers. Yeah But either way chef enters and the whole bar goes, gosh.
Starting point is 00:21:28 You know, at least that's why I imagine like cheers. Yeah. Go over. Lost her. Carla's going to come up and say something really sarcastic in a minute. So some things that these two were fucking are that awesome wants landed. So, this is proof to him, you know, even though it was on his call sheet,
Starting point is 00:21:49 and he knew this was gonna happen. But he's like, Gars, what are you two legal adults doing here with your time? You're both consenting adults and have the right to be having sex with your feet under the table, what you're probably doing. Right now, Gars. Gars. She's a regular Lydia Bennett, Gars. Gars, Sam and Diane don't even belong together, Gars.
Starting point is 00:22:16 So Gars, I'm more of a little than Fraser guy, Gars. Hey, Cliff, Gars, Cliff. Hey, Cliff, how was Mill delivered today, Cliff? Gars. So landing, he landed, sayson says, we're having fun. I'm with replacement chef, man. And so, Chef is triple mad now because Austin's even stealing his hair color and it's most likely died. Yeah. And so, they start...
Starting point is 00:22:43 Well, I think Austin is talking about Chelsea and saying how like, you know, Austin's like, yeah, like we're everything was great. But then she said she wants to have, you know, like she just wants to be like, you know, just be casual. She doesn't want to be in a relationship and she's like, gosh, she's so less a fair man, you know, sort of like, you know, as Edith Warton once said, if you're going to take a sled, be let's a fair about it before you crash into a tree. Am I right? Garsh, literary reference. Lazy fair, Garsh, we're going to date she knows what Lazy fair means to Garsh.
Starting point is 00:23:21 And landed like, you're a lesbian. When it lets me start getting their own fares, I don't even have a bar. So she has things that he belongs together, which I'll see because neither one of them wants to commit. Two wangs do not make a right set. No, they don't. But I am enjoying this weird, tangled, love, rompest they're all having. I like the chef always has to say things like a
Starting point is 00:23:51 rich person. He's like, please, they fair. And now he says, Hey, Hey, Austin, don't worry. There's lots of yachts in the ocean. Gorsh. There's lots of blue in a can. Okay. There's lots of fish eggs in a blue can okay. There are lots of trust funds at the bank. Garsh. So then we go over to T. Rav who is visiting his dad Arthur at the I think at the museum of the Confederacy. I think that's why I was that's why my mind. I was thinking about that magic shell thing from before He's like dad are you okay?
Starting point is 00:24:30 Miss dad's like I'm found handsome girl bring me a tea. It's like dad We're gonna help go slavery ended dad The while you're selling that special ice cream Thomas the while you sell on that special asker and Thomas. Dad, you know, from the cam Ross as terrible as we are, this show is always so much more terrible. Yes.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Making sure we're chaining to be them, basically saying them from our hearts. Yes. Thomas, yeah, remember that. So Thomas is basically doing what he always does, which is coming to ask his dad for money. Now, his dad is not an easy person. So Thomas makes a presentation on poster boards.
Starting point is 00:25:17 I'm like, what is this, a science fair? He's like, now listen here, dad, we need restorations in the home. It'll probably cost about not a seven million dollars or whatever. And it's like, yeah, it cost me 24,000 to buy it. Hopefully you've got a boat load coming over the help you. So I spend it so much. But he's like, Dad's slavery is over.
Starting point is 00:25:41 We hire we pay people now. And he's like damn future Now the good news dad is that now that I don't have to send so many Amazon Prime Boxes to my ex girlfriend. Oh, you got someone from the Amazon You got someone from the Amazon. You got someone from the Amazon. Good for you, son. Finally working. Uh, son, last time I saw someone from the Amazon was when I wanted the world's fair in Chicago and they had one of the people from down the end, the cage.
Starting point is 00:26:16 And I thought, wow, we get all the different types of people they have in this world. Then I got peanuts. You want, you want a sturdy house? Sign up for Congo Prime Sun. How to dockness. Great book. Very strange and and but I got my penis God shut this like gosh our darkness. I love a literary reference. Lazy fairy yacht, Baluka Garse Bronte so we learned this scene that Thomas's dad basically hates his guts Because their southern, you know, and his dad is a senator and a congressman and a man who sounds babies foreheads on the steps of plantations.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Well, basically, the Ravanelles or a prestigious family probably built on dubious reasons, but prestigious enough to have their own bridge and it seems like the only bridge in town. And Thomas is their legacy at the moment and it's not great. He was kicked out of office. He went to jail. He was a cocaine addict. Now he's on reality TV. And he's got a baby that a wedlock. And that's probably why Arthur says, so when do we get a break from you? You're the only one who makes us nervous. Ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha. Disapparable. I love that that dad is just smiling because he's old. He's like one of those.
Starting point is 00:27:50 You realize, oh, he just doesn't ever stop smiling. You know, he's like trying to hold his back teeth in or something with the back of his cheeks. Because he's saying so much stuff that should not come with a smile. And Thomas knows it because he's coming, he's worked like for, he's had the nanny working for like a week with a glue stick to get this, you know, to get this $3 million. So he keeps, he just keeps changing the poster board slides. And let's see the dad, then he tells, we hear about his whole family, they have like a zillion kids. And the mom left them. And so the dad was left
Starting point is 00:28:28 to take care of the kid with downs. And then year by year, the siblings just left until it was just Thomas. And he says, it changed who I am, especially when brother Roger left a cook bag in his top dresser drawer. And he said, little brother Thomas snought this and wear these khakis and your laugh will never be the same. Balo, sell high, Thomas. So then we go to Austin and Chelsea at a trampoline park, not the one owned by the Blinos in Orange County. There's a local one. Yeah, this is about feeling so you can talk about this and I'll just like read my email. Well, in the beginning, it seems like it's just going to be a generic scene
Starting point is 00:29:09 because they're bouncing around and they go, there's like this obstacle course just as I don't be a pusher. Austin, you know, it was easy. I mean, obviously this is all easy for her because she was on survivor and she's spent plenty of time swimming from pontoon to pontoon, picking up keys and doing puzzle pieces and balancing circles on squares and building things and stuff. So this is like child's play. It's a date in the South, so she still has to be like, oh my god, like balls! Yeah, so then they sit down and it's like, you know, I wasn't really paying attention. Then all of a sudden we learned that Austin had an older sister and when his family moved
Starting point is 00:29:49 to Charlotte, they went on like a hike and the older sister, this was when Austin was like sevens, the girl, I don't know how old she was like maybe 11 or 12 and she fell off the side of this cliff and she died. And it was like a really devastating, terrible story. And I felt really, it was just awful. I felt so bad for those parents. They must have been racked with guilt. So, you know, it was nice to hear more about Austin
Starting point is 00:30:16 and to see this side of him even though it was, you know, totally terrible. And he did have a, there was a nice Cotto, which is that his parents then had another child, because they didn't want Austin to be alone in the world. And I thought that was really nice. So I was happy with that.
Starting point is 00:30:33 And then we went to commercial. Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job. I got through it, guys. I got through it. And when we came back, we got to, really
Starting point is 00:30:43 what we like out of the show, which is ridiculousness. We're at Patricia's house, and this is where we met George Et Mossbacher, who I think we actually talked about earlier in the season. I'm not sure. I think we did. Why would we talk about it? Because when we did the season.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Did you recognize her? Well, no, the re when we did the season preview base off of the trailer, there's a scene where apparently is George at Mossbacher. The one who goes, that girl right there, she is Yerselme and we like made fun of her for five minutes on that episode. Oh, that was her. Yeah, because someone emailed us or tweeted at us or whatever. So that's George at Mossbacher.
Starting point is 00:31:21 She's like a famous social life. Oh, I don't know if we had to reiterate that or not. I thought that was a different lady. Um, well, this woman is like a terrible human being, but I loved it. I love her. I love watching her. She was really funny. Um, let me see down here. I'm still on Thomas dad jokes. I'm like, okay, let's move pass the slavery jokes and into bitch Southern lady. Let's see, we've already talked about someone like a child dying. We've made borderline almost racist jokes. We've made police possibly racist
Starting point is 00:31:58 slavery jokes. So now let's not be caught up yet. Have we totally lost all of our listeners? No kidding. Every five minutes you just hear click, click, click, no person going down. Yeah. So is George Edges staying with Pat Patricia? It appears like she is. So this woman, she's got a shock of red hair. I mean, she really has a Gina Rollins face, but with a bright red Gina Davis hair, like classic Gina Davis hair. I mean, she really has a Gina Rowland's face, but with this bright red Gina Davis hair, like classic Gina Davis hair. 1980s Gina Davis hair. Thanks, darling. I feel like a million dollars after that. And Patricia says, I can't keep up with you. We made it a party in New York, Zinn, and talking about fancy guns.
Starting point is 00:32:45 If you ever want a clear room in NYZ, talk about good. You know what I'm saying. I'm like I'm sure. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the hosts of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. For they probably just leaving because you were bringing bells in their face.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Hi. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, let's talk about God. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Like if that lady pulls my dog's tail one more time trying to get it to ring. Let's talk about guns. Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-t Can he hear that? I mean, I can hear it because I've got a giant head that can receive sound waves much more than that typical person. So, if there's a ring if you press the head and the tail, yes it does. Well, that is amazing. And if you open up his belly and eat out his heart with a side of rent. You'll have good babies for the next 20 years. If you put that bell in some stock, can you make a seatbelt of it? Can you make it now?
Starting point is 00:34:53 It's not a real turtle. OK. Dirtle zoom. So Michael comes in. He's like, yes, mom. And you know, he wants to kill her. And Georgia, because I have a mint jewellop with a with a side of diamonds on a beautiful
Starting point is 00:35:13 no I lean please made out of cloth instead of paper. I'm a lady. He's like very well, very well. He's like, very well. Very well. So we learn that Pat Trisha and George Ed, they're going to be, Patricia's hosting an Indian theme dinner to celebrate their recent trip to India with George Ed. I mean, I've never, by the way, ever heard of this. I just went to Arkansas.
Starting point is 00:35:42 I'm going to have an Arkansas theme dinner for everyone to remind everyone I was an Arkansas. So they're going to do it for that. But really, it's just an excuse to celebrate the fact that they are going to start a cap tan line or they have started a cap tan line because they were in India and they saw someone with a cap tan or a cap tan for $3,000 and it had dogs on it and they're like, wouldn't it be great if it was our dogs that of this deep a dog And they do the housewives thing where they're like let's talk about a broader
Starting point is 00:36:12 Together in a casual Conversation's out with Joel Jett and then they cut to George Jett trying on her caftan and George Jett's like Well, how wonderful the e-concreen print your own dog with a silk screener on to your own beautiful high quality cap that was this to that was this five thousand dollars three and I'll give it away for nineteen nineteen nine my cool ding ding ding ding ding this something about Georgia that makes me feel like she's going to leave in the middle of the night to go cross over and to get out. Which is like, now if excuse me, I got some business to attend to up in Connecticut and
Starting point is 00:36:55 the get out movie. Fortunately, you haven't seen it yet. So you don't get fully get the reference, but to everyone who has, I think you all know what I'm talking about. I feel like George at someone's's gonna pass by and go, God damn it, and she's just gonna have a heart attack and die. Because she's all about manners as we get to it. Because Patricia's like, this part is just for you,
Starting point is 00:37:15 about Indian calf dance with fat little... I was gonna say, Kinsey, what's her dog's name? Wolfie. What's her dog? Chauncey. Chauncey's on. Chauncey. We're having a dinner party in your honor. Quick, get in space on it. That'd be creepy. Captain's like trying to buy her way back into Patricia's heart. I bought a captain with Kinsy comeback. I would like to see our collab with Asa Captain's. And I like that bravo now has two competing Cafftan things happening on their network and
Starting point is 00:37:48 Carl's got to come out with one scene And she's more moon moon girl. They're talking about this party in short. Just like well they behave You know me. I don't mean to be approved, but I don't tolerate bad manners I will leave I will not stand for it Patricia This is the sad they don't have bad manos And then they just like laugh Yeah, they laugh and like say darn with their eyes. Haha, haha, we're rich laugh and like say darn with their eyes. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:38:23 We're rich. So then we go to Chelsea's salon where Catherine has shown up. Arm because she needs to get a haircut because she's thinking about getting back into modeling. Arm. She have said you're a great style is head shots. So maybe just start with taking the back of my neck scan and cutting it and then selling it to the top of my spine. No, I can't do that. I can make your hair look cuter, but I can't make you a model again. Okay. Chelsea is just barely
Starting point is 00:38:55 able to contain her laughter when Catherine says she wants to get into modeling. Just like, oh really? Oh, that's nice. I was on Survivor. I got real. That's how you turned into Molly. Get real skinny on an island. You should do that. I bet this girl could never build shelter. She's like already judging Catherine. Let me guess. When you got lost on a beach one time, you dug a hole in the sand and slept in it, huh? Yeah. Amateur. I'm glad you came in here to get your hair cut. I wrote your reservation with marker on the back of a large piece of paper and folded it up and put it into a coconut. It makes me laugh because survivor finale is on tonight. I'm in the mood. I'm like in the mood for tomorrow night. Yes. I'm in the mood for survivor everyone little survivor Joe so richo
Starting point is 00:39:46 Gatherin is in her like I'm a nots person fake mode where she's like trying to convince everybody and this girl Chelsea in blah blah blah and She's like what does she say? Oh, she's talking about Thomas. Yeah, she's talking about a letter that she wrote to T. Rafe You know at the with the advice of JD and Elizabeth, I believe. She just wrote a letter to make amends and start moving on, et cetera. And Catherine says that she's just concerned because she feels like Thomas always has an ulterior motive and that his words are traps, which I believe. I actually thought that was like oddly poetic to say his words are traps, which I believe. I actually thought that was oddly poetic to say his words are traps.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Anyway, so then we go to T-Rab, we cross co with T-Rab, who has brought in JD with his gentrebobe and vests. And JD knows he's in trouble. He's like, well, hello there, Thomas. Okay, I'll sit right here in the quiet while you pretend to be on the phone. And Thomas is like, yes, the city planner, we will rip down that lime house property and replace it with a Ravinelle.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Got that all right poster boards were on the way. My dad's given us 19 million. All right, JD, thanks for coming to see me there. Business, business, business, business, business, state life and everything. What you like about this? I'll see you next time. From the Ravineel and Robbins,
Starting point is 00:41:05 the Baskin and Ravenels. May I, Intro of the Fan and Ravenels? It's also good. Chunk and Monkey is really a favorite man. And I also like New York superfudge crunch. Although we have to rebrand that. We don't want to,
Starting point is 00:41:18 those Yankee flavors. If you know what I'm saying, may I interest you in a Ravenel float? And J.B. is like, no, Thomas just came here because I believe in being a gentleman, gentry, gentry bourbon for not all the morning wink. So they start talking, but JD knows he's in trouble because Thomas is like, well, he's talking with his politics hands, where he's doing that thing, where he touches his fingers together. And then like, 10 takes down one's hand, you know, like he's in the debates.
Starting point is 00:41:52 Yeah. And he's like, well, and he leans way back in his big leather chair. He's like, well, I saw on social media that Catherine and Elizabeth, your wife, that Catherine and Elizabeth, your wife, were hanging out in the home that you've paid for. Some jadeys like, well, they were just hanging out. They weren't partying and nothing. It was an essential visit. It was a sober, sobering visit. We read the Bible.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Thomas is like your cutoff get out. Yeah, so Thomas is confused about the letter because he's like, it's very hot filled. Nah, since he's apologized for the first time. And then we go back to Catherine who's now like, arm, I mean, I do miss T-Rav. You know, I love him. I mean, I'm not in love with him. I just, arm, I love him. I mean, I'm not in love with him I just arm I love him and I like making him feel love because his dad really didn't love him His dad really hated him and I like being the one who could give love to him
Starting point is 00:42:56 He's such an asshole. He's a good person Crank-crank And Thomas is like what a well-written piece of poetry this letter was. And JD's like, really? Is that part you'd like to share? Because you know JD wrote it. He's like, shit, don't mind vise. Cop it down my words. And so Thomas is like, well, it says, Thomas, dearest Thomas, gentry bourbon in the spring reminded me how close our hearts once were and before the proper Kentucky bourbon came from the gentry for Jesus AJD is plugging himself in captain's love with her big second grade font. Please may I have another dance Thomas and you get to when you buy one
Starting point is 00:43:48 gentre bourbon on sale now love Catherine. Now that I am so burned I haven't touched an ounce of that delicious gentre bourbon in weeks and weeks except for that time last night when I just had to fall to wagon just for a little bit of that delicious gentrubber. And I mean, I think all wagon falling off of his excuse when gentrubberbans involved in my ride everyone, gentrubberbans. Anyway, herb. So then we get a he's like, I just when she's riding me like this, I feel like it's a trap. So now they both think it's a trap. And when he's finishing up this scene, they show a montage of Catherine's greatest hits. Yes, it is fucking hysterical. Amazing. I would buy this album if it was on the late night infomercial.
Starting point is 00:44:35 I agree. I agree. Like, go to the lyrics. Don't go. Come back. And then like her wacky looks when she's mad at somebody or drunk. So now we go to Patricia's house for the big dinner party where Patricia and Georgia are in their dog caftans, which will look a little bit more like moomoo's to me, but you know, there's a fine line between caftan and moomoo. And so they are getting ready for this dinner party and the table has been set with all these little elephants and you know Patricia is very proud
Starting point is 00:45:09 She's like I think the table looks fabulous if I do say so myself don't you agree isn't it just like India little elephants everywhere? I'm like I feel very bad for Indians right now having to watch this. I won't be leaving this party but I must point out that Indians are not known for their manners. The purpose of they to expel are quite huge and will stink up an entire tent. Now you may not know this but there's a difference between Indians and Indians. You know, like Indians, like these Indians are actually from India, whereas the Indians that we know of, they're actually from here. You're trying to say the dotted ones are Indians and the others are engines. That's not feathers, am I right?
Starting point is 00:46:08 So then we see everybody getting ready, you know, blah blah blah. Land is like, I'm trying to, but I'm sorry on YouTube. And she ends up putting a sorry over a black t-shirt. Landon is hopeless. This whole thing felt weird for many different reasons. First of all, no one was on the same page with the dress code. You have Patricia and and Georgia at dressed in doggy, Mumu, caftans. You have all the guys in spiffy, you know, blazers and suits or sports coats. You have Whitney and Daisy showing up like they're going to a gasp party. And then you have the girls showing up in Sari's. And on top of
Starting point is 00:46:42 that, like, it just for some reason it felt weird, it felt weird that the girls were all in Surries, but there were no Indian people there. You know, it felt like dress up, you know. Someone on Twitter made fun of me because I'm always talking about cultural appropriation. But I'm like, I actually think Surrors are beautiful and I think they're like, I think everyone should wear SARS.
Starting point is 00:47:06 But this one felt weird. It felt weird that there weren't going to a Indian wedding. And giving homage to the event. It was just weird. Yeah, she's like, I'd like you all to notice the centerpiece. I want to the trouble of making, which is a A phone with different lines. It'll ring throughout the night and you can try and help people through their Their time Warner bills their tech problems
Starting point is 00:47:38 That was funny. That was a very funny joke I like not gonna even build on it because it's actually so hilarious to think that she created its call center at the table. And speaking of, by the way, what Landon shows up in a sorry honoric shot, I was like, there's so many, I mean, this is definitely melting pot. I'm like, which agent culture would you like to be right now,
Starting point is 00:48:01 Landon? So anyway, I love then T-Rab shows up and Whitney greets him at the door and he's like, is this silk? And when he's like, it is silk actually. He's like, oh no silk. I know a Chinaman in my time. Silk red, am I right? I'm like, stop.
Starting point is 00:48:21 You're making my jokes racist Thomas Revanille. And then Whitney's like look inside of my coat mother. Any opens it up and it's it's camel lining. And she's like, oh, you're such a rabble with man. I'm rebellious. The the class you were born into. So then Michael comes out and it turns out, I just wanna say real quick, the chef also shows up and when he goes, looking sharp, bro.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Oh, Whitney, can't bro out when you're in like non-essential Gatsby Garb. I like when Michael came in in his turban and Cam, Cam, that was it. Oh was oh my god Michael you are a land in I was the most expensive fucking cast on TV you know that right? It's bad enough that you put Michael in a turban and it would look like a turban that was like from left over sheets from around the house So it was already it was already feeling really super awkward. I was like, I was getting embarrassed right now. I was embarrassed for America. And then what is happening?
Starting point is 00:49:27 Michael in this turbine and unnecessary, it was, it was, it was starting, and then she calls him Aladdin. Like, you know, there's a difference between Indians and Arabs. There's a difference. He's not a lad in, tonight Michael is playing Ponto Villa.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Yeah. Michael. Hahaha. Michael is playing Ponto Villa. Michael? He's actually Sri Lankan. I know this because he once said he went to Columbia and I believe, oh, it's Columbus, the capital Sri Lanka. I will, you know, potato potato. Mr. Rose, I'd like to thank you for showing up for my engine part in a proper attire Richard Pryor's suit.
Starting point is 00:50:09 I'd like to thank Shep for dressing like a British colonial from 1870. They were there first, and by first I mean they were the first lot people to show up and take over. So thank you Shep, Shepard. So was it the Dutch? Either way, what? and take over. So thank you, Shap, Shapard. So, was at the Dutch, either way, what? So, uh, which, so she, uh, they start dinner and Whitney's like, ding, ding, ding, my phone glass, my phone glass. He's like,
Starting point is 00:50:40 welcome to mother's home, mother. I would like to welcome our guest, Mrs. What's her name? Something Bacchair. Boss Bacchair. He's the Hacquelka Mrs. Redden Bacchair. Welcome to our home. Now I would like to announce no four letter words. And what do they say at parties? No sex, religion,
Starting point is 00:51:05 or politics. And then the lady's like, oh sex! I like that you can't say a four-letter word from Georgia and Mossbacker when her last name already sounds like a curse or an epithet.
Starting point is 00:51:18 You Mossbacker. You Mossbacker. It sounds like something you really should never say. It's like that word MOOC. You know MOOC is like a purple-leaf benign word. It just means you're an idiot, but it sounds like something you really should never say. It's like that word MOOC. You know MOOC is like a purple-leap anion Where it just means you're an idiot, but it sounds like it's a terrible terrible epithet. Yeah, Mosa Baka. Those immigrants who crawled over Moss it lakes to get here
Starting point is 00:51:39 This is the episode where we're going to hell and now we're not even saying racist things, but we just are saying these Now we're racist. Now we're going to hell. And now we're not even saying racist things, but we just are saying these. That's why. Now we're racist. Now we're being racist against the most people. Come on. We're racist against the trees up from Lord of the Rings. Build that wall. I make it really tall.
Starting point is 00:52:00 So big giant tree things can't get over. They can try, but they'll slip off every tribe. One does not simply walk into Charleston. So Cam is, uh, they're so ignorant. So chef is like, wow. So you, what did he say? Something like, did you've been to India? Do you know Persian?
Starting point is 00:52:25 You know, you know, Farsi. Even Cameron's like, shape, that's Persian. Persion is not Farsi. And then Cam goes, oh snap. And George says, what is that man? Young ladies for lettuce. And she goes, well, it is a four-letter word, but it's not a bad word.
Starting point is 00:52:43 It just means like, oh, you know, snap. And then everyone starts rolling their heads going, oh, snap. I'm like, oh my god. How many different people are we going to offend today? Well, you've got the gaze on film. To me, the pinnacle of, I don't want to say it's not, it's actually not racial insensitivity. It was just like there was something so what's the right word?
Starting point is 00:53:04 That was gay insensitivity. No, that wasn't. But to me, the pinnacle of not insensitivity, but like not even ignorance condescension, maybe I don't know. But when Michael starts serving the food and push she goes, we're having curry. You take the rice and then you put the curry on top of the rice and then we have some kuchamons, put that on top of the curry. I'm like, have they have you have none of you people ever been to an Indian restaurant or just even seen food in the way food works. And then we're going to watch the opening number to that transvestite. So Tim Curry does a lovely job.
Starting point is 00:53:38 George, that's like, I'm using this underwear again. I'm going up stales. So George, we we're gonna go watch million slum dog millionaire it's a movie where that hits you about curry but also that there are people behind the car it's really a wonderful movie so Georgia moves the conversation along as she does you know because she can't talk about anything so she's limited so she's like I heard you were hunting tell me what were you hunting and they tell her quails and she got
Starting point is 00:54:13 Quails are fascinating my husband would hunt you in In the backwards and guess what my husband was down quail So here wait now you you be I'm gonna be Patricia and you be Craig telling a story about the hunt. So we were hunting and we all went together and everyone I'd like to talk about something else now. Well, she bases like, let's not let the poor person talk. She just got him right off. That was amazing. She goes, now everyone, I want you to see, I want you all to look at the famous Gal Conda diamond. It comes from India. Pat has not on her fingers. She's one of many things we take it from that country.
Starting point is 00:55:01 And she Cameron goes, that's a diamond. Whoa. And Craig says Craig says whoa can I say crap like holy crap and Georgia goes That's to now actually and I always say anyone can have manners You don't have to have money like this one. You don't have to have a good education like this one You don't have to ever become a lawyer probably like this one. It's like God, could you be louder? She's like me. Listen, if I was able to teach a little untouchable bar in India how to have manners, I can teach you to crag. She she goes money isn't she goes, tab manners, you don't have to have money. And then Patricia goes, she wrote a book called, it's all about the money, honey.
Starting point is 00:55:54 So so well in India when we went there, they all seemed to take it. Afterwards as we're walking away, I couldn't help but smell all the fire and smoke. I'm sure they all decide to get around their campfire to read it. I'm sure that's what that fire was. Fucking pet patricious. That's an awful human. These women are so gross. She goes, it's all about the money, honey. It's a relationship, but Jesus, so then she starts, Georgia starts because she started all this stuff from Patricia. So she's like, one thing besides gigantic diamonds or poor people that I need to discuss as forgiveness.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Jesus said forgive, but no one would listen to him or marry him because the man refused to get a job. But later in life, rich people came along and said the same thing, and it's very important to move on. And every time she says, forgive the camera focuses on Craig, her fault, wore on this table cloth doesn't have any broider than gizmo on it. So now, yeah, they say, now if we all go into the living room, there's gonna be a special gas. I was like, oh no What it's gonna be like Michael belly dancing. Please don't let this happen. It's gonna be like Tonto Tonto, oh Tonto
Starting point is 00:57:17 Tonto and Tonto together Don't Don't No, Tonto, so she's like there's a twist No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. So she's like, there's a twist. We each ask the spiritual psychic a question for whoever's sitting in the chair.
Starting point is 00:57:32 And it's based on your energy. So Cam goes first and the energy is the healer, yes. Yes. And they ask does Cam have motherhood in her future? And she's like, definitely by the end of 2017. Which seems to be true. So all right. One for one. They showed the clip of that last psychic. I didn't remember that. Yeah. I forgot. I guess from season one where she's like, yeah, you'll have a baby in five years. And she's been in five years. That's crazy. And Cameron's gonna have three and she's like oh no way I have to have a huge
Starting point is 00:58:06 huge change of heart for three to come through this vagina. Sorry Cam the fates are conspiring against you. Um and then Craig gets in the chair and chef you know even though I have I have actually stood up for chef in his frustrations with Craig even I thought this was like an asshole question when he's like gosh uh, Craig ever fully admit that law is not his passion. Gosh. And then she's like, no, because it is his passion, he'd passed by next year. And guess what? Craig has passed the bar.
Starting point is 00:58:36 Yeah. For two for Angie. And he'll own his own law firm and Craig's like, yes, suck it. I'm going to take one of these pillowcases and embroider suck it. Chad. Aw. And then Naomi, I mean, so then Angie says that Craig and Naomi are soulmates and they cut
Starting point is 00:58:55 to Naomi and she's like squinting like, oh. Yes, she did not look happy at that one. She's like, I guess all the toys are coming from my key. I know I'm not glad him ruined another fucking Egyptian cotton one. So, Chef gets in the chair and mine is like, Chef's getting at Mary. And she says, no, he's not a marriage material. Right now he'll be alone the rest of his life.
Starting point is 00:59:20 And Chef says, actually, my fear is monotony of monogamy. Oh, this is like the occurrence of howl creek gosh. Am I being too lazy, fair? And so he's actually kind of bothered by that because, you know, like what a loser. And also he's getting his ass handed to him by this psychic, which is hilarious. Yeah. So land in, they ask, is her spiritual mate? Next to someone in this room. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:54 She's like, yes, he's here. And you will be with him forever. And Thomas is like, yeah, that's what James and like takes it away. Now, they may. I think James escapes of Thomas That's me. I think. I think he escapes of Thomas Ravanell. I hate to say this, but I think that it might be landed because he really does have cute fun energy with landed.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Yeah. And that beer place. It might be maybe. But I think actually, I think that I don't think that she wants to deal with all that shit. But when she says that Thomas has baggage, he really does have baggage and even land in deserves more than better than that. I know, but I said land and I'm so stupid.
Starting point is 01:00:31 What I meant to say was maybe it's Austin because Austin and Landon have really cute energy when they're in that bar. He wasn't there at the dinner. Oh, never mind. Maybe it was Michael. Maybe it's Michael. Maybe it's Michael. So then Whitney's in the chair, and we'll give Patricia a grandchild,
Starting point is 01:00:53 and she's like, yes. And Patricia goes, I need to follow up question, will I be alive? And she's like, so then, um, did you know, Whitney got sad when she gave that out? She said, yes, and Whitney, like, looks sad and look down like my sperm hasn't worked for over 20 years. My mother is not wasting her money. And I'm not doing that. He's like Pemille, which is, which is limp backwards. So the opposite, when he's sad,
Starting point is 01:01:27 opposite of Reno. So then, so then Whitney at this point, to be a Whitney, he's like hammered and he slurs some sort of question about Catherine. I think they had to even do a close captioning on it. He's like, Rie, oh,
Starting point is 01:01:42 oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then somehow it just turns into this crazy fight. I actually couldn't really, just they just all started fighting because you're in the question for forgiveness. And then Craig was like, yeah, like you guys should probably try and forgive Catherine
Starting point is 01:01:55 because like she's really trying. And then the girls start yelling at him. And Cameron's like, we should, y'all should stay out of it, stay out of it. And then they all just started fighting about whether Catherine should be forgiven, or whether they should stay out of it, and eventually, Shepters goes,
Starting point is 01:02:11 how fucking stupid is everyone here, Gars? And George Eccles, really? The F word. Yeah, George Eccles starts getting really angry. And when he goes, I'm so sorry, George Eccles. And London's like, he fucking cares cares like everybody starts cursing in Georgia It's like oh, oh Well, I'd like to thank the gentlemen for being gentlemen a
Starting point is 01:02:32 Salarita She was fully the old lady in the poll in her all-fruit commercials. I like to try some jell-e Women faints remember. It's not your fault. Get a rope and she like runs up stairs in her calf tan or whatever. It's just a faint red blare. So then yeah, they're just all yelling about calf insults, your emotives and everything and crags all mad. And that's when Naomi is like, Craig, just let's just calm down because Naomi but they also asked the earlier Angie asked Naomi if or everyone asked them if she had any questions
Starting point is 01:03:10 for Craig and she's like nope, no questions, none at all. And she's like yeah, I have a lot of questions, but I'm not going to do this right now. I'm not going to do this in front of these judgmental bitches basically. So she said yeah. And so and so Naomi is tell us Greg to calm down. He's like My back and so It just all devolves and next thing you know is Was Cameron outside like screaming with shaper something like that where she's where they were
Starting point is 01:03:37 It's all about forgiveness course. You still won't forgive Craig For not taking his bar exam last year and that it didn't even have anything to do with you, Steve. That's true. And Cameron, Cameron goes, well, I wish you're well, but I mean, I don't even know Catherine at all. I haven't hung out with her for even five minutes, for even one single day. And they're like, okay, well, that's a bullshit.
Starting point is 01:03:57 You know, I don't like tension. He's like, well, too bad. So you guys, we need to stay out of their business. Now, in this, I have to agree with her because, yeah, they should say, even though she's a judgmental asshole and she's always been against Catherine, Catherine really did, as far as the social part
Starting point is 01:04:17 of all of this goes, Catherine really did kind of diggerone grape there. I don't think they just have to start inviting her back all of a sudden. Yeah, I mean, for reality TV sake, they need to, they should get involved. And we want to see Morph Catherine. We want to see Catherine the mix because she really galvanizes this show. But like in real life, in terms of if Catherine were someone that were tangential to my group of friends or was friends with some people, I'd be like, I'm not hanging
Starting point is 01:04:42 out with her. She's crazy. She's a crazy bitch. Yes. Yes. I understand Cameron fully. She's like, listen, I don't really know her. I didn't really have a pre-existing friendship with her. She's crazy. She got knocked up. Well, I mean, it takes two to 10. Go it's not just all on her. But like, she isn't this crazy dispute. I don't want to be involved. She's just drama. She brings a lot around a lot of drama. I'm saying the the hell away from it now on the other hand I think that they should all stop telling Thomas He's like they're all encouraging Thomas to find a way to permanently get rid of Catherine and that's just not gonna happen I mean unless he kills her but he's not gonna be able to just get Catherine out of The kids lives forever and it's not good for the kids and they need to all stop it because they're all encouraging it
Starting point is 01:05:23 You know when someone asked a landon earlier about Thomas and she said, well, I mean, it can work if he gets crazy out of his life. No bitch. He's not going to get her out of life. She's always going to be there and you're only going to hurt everybody by like trying to keep her out all the time. Thomas fucked her. It's not like he only fucked her once without a condom. He did it two times after a reunion fight. It's like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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