Watch What Crappens - #464 RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is The Berkshires

Episode Date: May 26, 2017

'Tis the season for undermining LuAnn. That's right: the Real Housewives of New York made its annual pilgrimage to The Berkshires this week, and we're here to recap all the (relatively tame) madness. From cake wrecks to hat drama - there's plenty of stuff to talk about, even if this episode couldn't even come close to last year's legendarily insane Berkshires trip. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hey Ronnie, what's up? Hi, Ben. Yeah, they got some wackos on this year. I know, real wackos, but... Gonna have a fun year with that. You really, really will. And we have our handful of lots of wackos here on Bravo. And as it is Thursday, we have the wackos of the wackos,

aka the Real Housewives of New York City, to discuss. Okay. Okay. Okay. I guess it's Thursday and it's a special episode because it is the annual trip to the Berkshires, which as we know always elicit some sort of madness. Although I don't know in this season. And this season's been a little tame, so I'm not sure if we'll get madness this time around. I can't tell next week looks like it's going to be kind of madness, but you know, Dorenda doesn't yell at anybody.

Yeah. I think Dorenda really brings it up to the madness. Huffle when Dorenda starts yelling and waving around an eye. Yeah. She knows she knows how to bring it. But you know, we've the past two years. Well, obviously last years was was a legendary episode and very few episodes of Real Housewives of any franchise will ever be able to top the episode.

I believe it was called August Berkshire's County, is that the famous Berkshire's episode. But the year before that was pretty crazy, too. That's when there was that drunken crazy dinner party where Bethy was crying at the table and Heather Thompson was offering her hummus and there was mad and some meatball. You want to meatball? You want to meatball, mamas? Come on. Hey, mamas. Do you want a cheese stick? You want a polio cheese stick, mamas? I want to wrap. Like literally my water up. Like literally stop talking to me. Like literally I can't. That lady with the meatballs. Like what the hell? This episode is so fun and we open and of course I noticed something different, but this is I think just because we hadn't seen Carol for a long time when the season started obviously

we hadn't seen any of them for a long time, but I didn't realize how much energy Carol puts in her opening line. She has more energy in her opening line than she does in any part of the series ever. Yeah. She's like, when it comes to the game of politics or whatever, politics, friendship, I win. Like, who are you? I know. That was a far you.

I think I think we actually discussed that in the first episode of the season because it was, it was striking how enthusiastic she is when she when she reads that line. I was like, Jesus, Carol, come down. It wasn't until the end of the season. Someone was like, you know, they call you the crypt keeper online. And you have zero energy. And she's like, oh, let me do it again. And the politics of friendship. Oh, well, they get off the two speed Lady so we open up with Bethany and Fredrick

They are they're praising her apartment because now she wants to sell it which drives me low-key nuts because Two years ago it was oh my god. I'm homeless. I don't have anywhere to live I don't know where I'm gonna do I'm pretty much a homeless lady in my own little show with my own little limousine with my chauffeur Like I'm essentially homeless and then last year was oh my god. I finally have a home. It's place for me It's like I love this place. It's like the best place I could possibly have and now all of a sudden it's I got to get rid of this place I'm like don't don't take me on this journey of You're crying your homeless. You're unsettled. You found peace and joy and I just can sell it for profit I'm like don't do that to me. I was invested in this apartment too. And it's obviously just, you know, just for this spin-off show with Fredrick. Yeah, and someone posted it on our Facebook

that the first apartment never even sold like it's still on Willow or Zillow or whatever that's called. It's still their life. You can still see it in the background of the future film Willow. Yeah, and she's like, oh my god, look at these. There's curtains like I've gone vertical. or whatever that's called. You can still see it in the background of the future film, Willow. Yeah. And she's like, oh my god, look at these. There's curtains. Like I've gone vertical. What were your curtains before?

You had horizontal curtains before. No, you didn't. Curtains are vertical. Yeah, it was. Okay. It was a very canned scene of, it was like a preview, a backdoor pilot of what's to come with their new show, you know, hey look at our bad adash like we're gonna talk and he's gonna he's gonna hate everything and I'm gonna be like rhetoric crazy and he's be like it does Klauta and he's like no, I don't want to that word. I don't mind. He has a chalk don't use that word

He's like are you hard mattress girl because I like soft mattress I'm like whoa put it in the pilot. Exactly. I watch this every week. I can't believe it. One's a hard mattress and one's a soft mattress. This is a wacky deal. Wacky wacky deal.

And then at the end of the scene, they both, it's like, that thing's like, all right. Well, that's right. I want we think this, this, this, what we should sell this place for. Let's, let's, let's write down the, I'm gonna write on this side of the easel, you write on that side of the easel, and then we're gonna see what our numbers are. Okay, because it's like, like, I'll say I can't, like, all right, well, that's my time when we think this, this, this, what we should sell this place for. Let's, let's write down this, I'm gonna write on this side of the easel, you write on that side of the easel,

and then we're gonna see what that numbers are. Okay, because it's like, like, I don't see, I can't, like, I don't wanna look at your number, while I'm writing my number, because that won't be your influence. Okay, I just wanna have my number, like, that's what I do, that's my brand, my brand is my own number. Like, I'll see like skin girl numbers,

like, that's what I want, like, skin girl math, like, the math is now skinnier and shorter, like, I like it, that's what I want. And so then they, like, compared numbers, and I was like, this is so obviously gonna be the gimmick of their show Like at the end of every episode or the end of like the first act. It's like all right I'll write down my number and you read your number and we'll see how close we are, you know your number

It's crazy town pants. I don't like this number. It's too big What I break records. I'm like I'm a rocket breaker So yeah, love it. I like what she when he's walking through the house and he's like, this chandelier, it's, and she goes, what? It's like a whore house? It's like a whore house chandelier. And he goes, no, it's that I'm 65 and I hit my head. And she goes, well, it's like, it's like having lurch here.

Like no one is 65. Okay. And he just stares at her blankly. Like, you know, I was in gay porn and I got over, that was fine. I don't have any shame about that, but you're really making me feel insecure right now. I'm with the chalk. He's like, you get the chalk on my suit.

It's brand new, Rob Lauren. And I'm like, oh my god, it's chalk. Teach us where it everyday. They're fine. Yeah. Teach us where it is. Like, it's like a new thing. Like, teach us, teach us where it's chalk. It's like, it's like the brand.

Like, what you're doing is like a teacher brand. Like, what do you have chalk in your suit? Like, you're not a teacher. Are you teaching something? Are you a professor, professor, a professor at physics class right now? Like, let me get it. Like, I'm not, it's like the brand. Like what you're doing is like a junior brand. Like what do you have chalk in your suit? Like that, you're not a teacher. Are you teaching something? Are you a professor, professor, professor of physics class from right now? Like, let it, I don't get it. Like, well, I'm not, I'm learning.

I'm gonna put my walls up. Like, I'll see it, can't. So they use one of those big artist, easel things for the kids with paper. And she's on one side of her paper and he's on his side. And they both write 5.25 million. She's like, oh my god, like literally,

we're on the same page. I'm like, no, you're not. You're on two different pages. You're literally on two different pages. No, no, no, it's a big, it's a big thing of paper. I know, but he had one page and she had the other side of the easel, which was a different page. No, it was, it was one big piece of paper that wrapped around the easel. It really was. There was a role. There was a role. Did you see the paper? I can't even hate I can't even hate on Bethany's literally then I've done with this So say what you about Bethany Frankel, but she's on point to her Their page quantities Like having a big role of paper was like you pull it off and you write on it and I think it was literally

You don't even know what literally means like like literally this paper is gonna be the death of me. Like honestly, like I don't know what to do. Like honestly the paper's talking to me. Like honestly, like honestly, you know what? Like if we have to talk about this anymore, like I'll just be on the floor crying. Like just like kill me, kill me right now. Can we like, like a thousand paper cuts from my easel?

Like I can. I've been stumped in the first scene. I feel like it's time to go take an app. Yeah, well, you know, now I'm nervous. Maybe I'm remembering it incorrectly. Let's let the people weigh in. If you believe that there was one long piece of paper that was draped over both sides of the easel, press one. If you believe it was two separate pieces of paper and Bethany made an incorrect joke, press two. We'll have the results next week.

No, let's make it like a real watch what happens live. Oh, if you believe Bethany's paper had bigger boobs than Fredrick's paper, let us know. Jackal of the week is the easel. I mean, what were you doing in this scene anyway? So we get the little shots of like what everybody's doing. And Tom and the Wanner walking its little Scotty dog. And Carol is at her apartment of Ramona calls and she's like, I'm down, I'm right in the neighborhood. Hey, Carol's like, you're never here.

And then there's a cat crawling up her curtains. Yes. I'm in Durrinda's talking to her kid on the phone and she's like, I can't even hold my big kid. You know, it's like you always say, overreact not bovery. And the kids like, no, I'm saying, ovary is not brovary.

I didn't sheplint his head in the door. I was like, was someone talking about Madame Bovery in your garsh? She's finding a way to get a great garden's dish in there. Yeah. So, Ramona comes, and the first thing she knows is the collection of glasses, reading glasses, or whatever, that are on Carol's coffee table.

She's like, whoa, why do you have so many glasses here? Why do you need so many bifurcals? I don't get it. And Carol's like, well, you know, I have one for the bedroom and one for the kitchen and one for the living room. She says, whoa, here's what you do. You put one pair of glasses in the bedroom. You put one in the kitchen and you put one in the living room.

That way you've glasses of every room. I don't understand why they're different. For different rooms, but they're all in one room. I don't get it. That doesn't make sense to me. What is this? Okay. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't get it. She can't get over it. But you can say what you will about Ramona, but she does learn things. Because when she walked into Carol's apartment, she's like, oh, hell, though, hell the baby, how would you, baby? Because she got in trouble for not saying hi to Beth and he's dogs. Yeah, exactly.

I didn't even know you had dogs. Hey, I thought we were friends. You didn't even have me on insta But now she's like saying hello to the pets She's like it doesn't smell like kitty litter in your right. That's what I'm asking all my friends She's like no, it doesn't smell like kitty litter, but even if it did I wouldn't be alarmed because you already told me you would cats Not everyone extends that courtesy, okay? Now went forever.

Hey! I laughed, I cried, I saw Carol's cats, okay? I mean, Ramona is really in a good mood because she doesn't even say anything about the couch. And you know that Ramona is sitting on that couch. She's like, is that a new thing that the kids are trying? Rips me a couch and cats on your cartons. It's nuts, okay? And there was a dog Ramona's trying to have like the serious conversation throwing Lou one to the bus. Yes. There's a cat just staring at her sitting on the couch above her.

Memories. Am I bright? Memories. So Carol, you know, knowing why Ramona's here. It's like, well, I talked to the man at the party and Tom and Tom was more excited than the man like the bride. But Lewann was smiling, but she didn't seem engaged. Well, she is engaged. Trust me. She's telling everybody, okay? She's told everyone in the world that she's engaged. Okay. And then we'd like cut to Luan because we're now cross cutting. And we cut to Luan and Tom planning the honeymoon

and he's like, maybe South Africa. And she's like, oh, South Africa, that'd be wonderful. I love being in a relationship. We plan things to South Africa. We can go see other people and I can teach them how to wear a business suit and get ahead in business. Call back to you. A full time with somebody. We're just like minded. I mean, I can turn on the TV in the middle of the night and he doesn't even mind. It's like, okay, well, there you go. I like that when you

like, just get older and older, the things you require in a man. Just, it's like you can turn on a TV. That's enough for me. Yeah. Well, that would be enough for Durrinda because she loves TV. So, like, that's enough. And the dog pees on something, she's just, oh, look at the dog, he's peeing on something again. And Tom goes, yeah, he's marking his territory like every man. You're not in the place to be making jokes like that, okay? Yeah, like rumors are you're literally peeing on people in the Regency Don't not at the Regency not at the Regency too soon. She's like, oh, it's so good to be back from Palm Beach

I Love Lou Ann's like little humble brags about all the money. She spends she never made. I know So then while they're walking around in like miserable, cold, rainy December, New York, Carol is now spreading gossip to Ramona and she starts saying how, you know, she spoke to someone in Barbara and the Barbara said that Lue looked like she wasn't ready to go through it. And you know that like Ramona is just eating this all up. She's like laughing it up. That's why she's not complaining about the couch because she knows she's getting such good gossip from Carol. She doesn't want to put her, she wants to be as open and as accepting as possible

because she doesn't want Carol to clam up with the good G. But she's being a good detective because she's just questioning to get every detail. Well someone said somewhat specific. Yeah, somewhat specific, specifically, specific or just like kind of specific. Do they have a name? Do you know what they live? What's the location? Ask them to drop a pin. She's like, Jesus Ramona. Yeah. And then we go back to Tom and Luan and Tom's like,

you know, now I'm going to get you for your birthday, slash Christmas or whatever it is. I'm going to get you an extra link for your your chain so you can get a little bit farther out of the kitchen. Ha, ha, ha, she's a go-tom. You're incredible. I was like, ooh. And Ramanik is saying, well, maybe Bluance is having a cry for help or having pre-wedding

jitters. And Ramanik goes, well, you know, like I think part of her, it's just so exciting to have someone, you know, because like she's breathing and everything, but she's got a second set of teeth behind her first set of teeth, and it's really hard because she can take off her skin, giving a bead journal. Hey, it's very difficult to find someone to bump. Okay, now where's Betty Buckley? I thought I was here to see cats.

Okay, where's the kittyley? I thought I was here to see cats. Okay? Where's the kitty cat on the tire? Is that an ass about street lamps? That's the cat I want to see, okay? So then Ramona changes gears. She does her, does something which I love, which is that when she's going to get, when she's going to say something really,

like when she's really going to gossip, gonna say something really like when she's really gonna Gossip she gets all soft and it's kind of funny because they kind of mentioned this later on and I wrote it down here I was like oh Ramona's going to soft voice because she goes Carol I'm gonna share something with you, okay? It's like uh-oh here she goes and Ramona starts doing it's like Ramona's book books on tape where she's now rating her text She's like, okay, I have a text chain between Karen and Cynthia and Mary and Joanne and Carla and

Lottie Elizabeth and Beth Buckley herself actually So Karen says, Tom Tronverson of- She's like her own version of Siri. Sorry. Hey, sorry. Loop loop.

So, uh, I- Hey, what time is that movie playing? I don't know. What do you want to see that movie looks terrible? I just want to know what time it's playing. I don't know what it would look like. Siri? Actually, yes, specifically that is what you're supposed to do. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You see, you just said it. You just admitted that you're Siri. No, I'm sorry. No, I was just doing an echo because that's my job.

Oh, so you're an Amazon echo? No, I'm sorry. Are you sorry or sorry? Sorry, I'm not, Siri. Hey, okay, and with my Echo. This is crazy. I just was thinking about the other day. How I want, I like helping people, but I like helping them on my terms.

And now you're putting me on your terms. I'm not okay with that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's day class that you can't order me around. Hey, sorry. What time does Carmine stay up until that restaurant is overrated? Hey, what a family guy. You find out about your husband cheating on page six. Whoa, this is crazy. You know what this reminds me of when I was little. I used to say, hey, Dad, let's go to Carmine's for dinner. And Johnnie Parsonsmith said, no, it's a nice restaurant.

No little children allowed. And to this day, I still haven't been to Carmine's. Okay, is that crazy? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What did you want again? Okay, sorry, I can't help with that. Maybe you should eat it, Tom's. Okay, you can order one thing and then it comes out

and then someone named Tom comes up and starts making out with it and then denying it and publicing. Hey, do you need something? Yeah, where is what's the address for Tom's? Avery? Avery? I'm sorry, what's that? I'm sorry, I have to ask my daughter for that. You can't give me the street address at all?

No, I'm sorry. No, Avery will know. You can't have Avery will know as every aunts sorry. I'm sorry, but Avery will know. Avery will know and her friends love me. Okay. So she starts reading this text. You read it because I didn't write it back.

I didn't write it down either, but it basically like Karen okay she goes this is Karen. The other day I saw Tom and he tried to kiss me okay now this is Linda. Well he tried to kiss me too okay now this is Cynthia. He kissed me also and his hands were all over me. I thought this is crazy. Whoa and then Karen says whoa that happened to me too and then Cynthia says you know what's funny? I was just watching Lawn Order be one last night. And I think I saw Brad Pitt. And then Karen said, no, that's not Brad Pitt. You got it wrong.

You were watching friends. And she says, no, I don't think I, and it goes on like this, Carol. And then Anne says, how come Dawn and Murphy plays a lawyer in one episode in a criminal? And then next, I don't get it. And then Jillian says that's just how they do on order and then someone else says chunk chunk and I wrote don't be racist and they said no that's the sound they make on

law and order. Jump, jump on me. Okay. I mean really okay. Okay. Okay. So Carol goes so basically he's acting like Donald Trump. Remember my mother goes no, he's acting like Donald Trump. I remember him on the Gus.

No, no, not like Donald Trump, okay? Donald Trump wouldn't do that because he's germaphobic. I know him. I know him, okay. All of those pussy grabbing stories are wrong because he's germaphobic. Why would he just grab a pussy if he's germophobic?

It's like, you know, accusing how he man dealt of trying to give people by-fifes all the time. He won't do it. It would never happen, okay? But he told Billy Bush that. Who's Billy Bush? That's not the name of a present. That's George Bush, okay? You get it all longcarrying, it's supposed to be reported. You're fact straight. Why is it okay for your friends to send emails and then leave them this isn't an email okay it's an on message carol I'm trying to make it about Hillary okay make the wind great again okay that's what we want to do sorry I'm sorry

Sorry, I'm sorry. Mulga, it's like the worst hat ever. Mulga, Mulga. Can you believe it, Carol? Mulga. I hear her wedding's not even real. Fake pews. So stupid. She's.

You know, I think this is still these tags are so funny. I thought what he did was tongue down, but tongue's down your throat, not molested people, and then someone said, yeah, he's a dirty dog. So insecure, he grabs onto anything attention. You know what I don't like about him being a dirty dog that no one told me that they owned him, okay? I had to find out by just showing up. It wasn't even in page six. Okay So Luan's like does Luan even care and then we cut to the park where the dog is sitting and the man's like well There comes the poo poo the Scotty making a poo poo and sounds like all the leash while you pick it up

She goes oh it's always my job, isn't it? Picking up the shit. Yeah, this is like such a poetic fucking scene. I know. I actually believe it or not. I actually like their little scene of them walking around in the park. I thought they actually seem to have a sort of a cute rapport going on in a, you know, cleaning up a dog shit sort of way. And you're cheating me. I know it, but you do have a rapper and balcony sort of a way. Yeah, exactly. Now, let's go to the blue note.

So then Ramona, let's go to rock and sushi. I feel the number coming on. Let's go to Samba sushi. You know, nothing says find sushi like going to restaurant called Samba. Hit it, boys. So Ramona and Carol, Carol's like, are we bad friends if we don't tell her or are we bad friends if we do tell her? You guys, your bad friends, guess you're talking about this on national TV again, okay? Your bad friends period. Yeah. And she goes, well, the first time we told her, like she didn't care. And she said, I don't care, I'm going to marry him anyway.

But now, that was just one kiss. Now, it's multiple kisses. And now, he's molesting people. Now, we have to tell her your husband's a molester. OK? There's a girl named Megan. And she has a law. And if he keeps doing this, they're going

to have to keep moving every time a new school is built by the rapper around Falcons. Hi. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but Karen was molested. That's not okay. Okay. So then Carol says, well, D'Arinda said that anytime we have something to say, just to say it to her.

And she goes, yeah, let's make D'Arinda do it. We'll put it on Harrow. Right? So they decide that they're going to make D'Arinda it. We'll put it on Harro. I hope they decide that they're gonna make D'Rinted do all this in the Berkshires and Carol says, uh-oh, it's gonna be another Berkshires! I'm gonna say, oh that's a good one, Carol. That's a good one. That's so good. Oh that's crazy. I can't stop laughing. Wah, wah, wah. I can't stop laughing. Ho-ho-ho-ho! Ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha! I don't know why I laughed like that, but I kind of feel like, even though it doesn't sound like Ramona, it kind of just feels like Ramona. Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Carol! It's like Seagull's just flying into a window.

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Whoa, it's crazy! So then we go to the Berkshires. The Berkshires, okay. And Durinda has those big balls with LED lights and then that change colors. And she's trying to figure out how to make them change colors.

Yeah, I'm gonna press this one. Mm. I'll say this one now. It's right in blue. It's like she hijacked the design elements from one of college retreats white parties. She's like, I got this. How do I make it work?

Okay. Yeah. I don't know how burger truck away from Beverly Hills. Yeah, precisely. So yeah, so her place is all done up for the holidays, which means there's like Santa Claus things everywhere. I mean, that place is already crazy enough as it is as well as weird brightly colored rooms. But now with all

the Christmas stuff it's just full on bunkers. Did you notice when they showed her she's like last year. Wow. And then they showed a clip from last year. I never realized that the quote was I did it nice. Yeah. I said, I made it nice. Yeah we yeah, it's one of those quotes that just gets bastardized over time. It's like played against Sam. It was not that was not the quote. You know, stop playing it. Sam, it was something like that. Fucking play it again, Sam. It was going. Yeah, it's going to like Sam. Sam, do you mind please stopping? Thanks. Play it again, Sam. Sam, get your tips out of the fucking bowl and leave already. Okay. Go.

And somehow it got bastardized the opposite. Play it more. Like do do more of that. Yeah. So this year Durinda says, you know, lack it was trouble. So leave it. I'm going to do a strategic. And it's going to be different groups all of the three day period. I'm going do a strategic and it's gonna be different groups over the three day period. I'm gonna group it. It's essentially Sona Ramona because they got blind hair Then B is battling Carol because they're each other's that and group C is Luan Not for Luan. Yeah Is that I feel like group C is almost like a derogatory thing to say about someone. Oh, she's a real group C If you know what I mean? So Sonia and Rona arrive and Sonia is like not only am I invited I'm invited early. I mean does it make up for last year?

No, but does it feel good? Yes. I'm like Sonia, you really have to let go about this thing from last year Are you really do you can see why Sonia drinks. She makes herself crazy with thinking like this. She really makes herself nuts. And then Ramona, they come up in some Uber or something or Ramona's like, would you be quiet enough to bring a luggage and separate my cats from my dockets? Okay, it would be great, guy.

Hey, Durenda, I brought my own heating system that we're gonna install in your house this year. Okay. It's like the Antarctica. So Sonia is trying to figure out where to lay all of her clothes. I don't know why that made me laugh so hard, but it's the entrance and she's like, where do I put my for coats? Oh, the thinking that goes behind all of this. Where's Connor when you need him? Where's my servant?

So meanwhile, down in the city, Tinsley, she's delayed coming to the Berkshoes because she's having lunch with her mom, Dale, who I'm sort of low-key obsessed with. I feel like she is real housewives of New York's answer to Catherine Hellman. Yes. She's kind of Cindy Adams, face the Lee, but from the South. Cindy Adams with a dash of Mona from Who's the Boss?

And the tinsely comes in wearing a fringed skirt and the mom is wearing a fringe has a meaner and she's like oh, honey look at you. You look like Pocahontas Like I'm crime because your dad is here, you know in dead earn form and and then it's like oh, yeah, hi dad anyway I hope his name is dick so it could be dick in the box. She's like, I brought dad here. He's over there. I thought you might want to say hi to daddy. And she's like, oh hi dad. And she like rubs the box. And then Tindley tells us,

well, my mom and my dad divorced several years ago and then dad died two years ago. So now my mom's single. What? Yeah, I wasn't following, but the entire time I was thinking to myself, I feel like Dale should have been the real house of New York, not Tinsley. Well, I'm liking Tinsley so far, but Dale's a good addition. Yeah, I feel like Dale needs to be in the mix. She's more age-appropriate,

and you could tell she would just totally... I feel like she would really rattle thean, you know, because she's, yeah, she's like southern and wealthy and refined and I think that Luan would feel threatened because she feels like she's the most refined person on the cast. I would like to see that. And she's friends with Sonia and all her friends, which is how Tinslay got that free, sweet, kid space. Yeah, we learn.

So she's, I'm sorry. I'm just we learn how's just going to earn because she says, well, yeah, it's a weird mom. It was weird not having him for Christmas. And she says, well, that's because dad was with my last year Christmas. And I just love the idea of them just passing dad around for holidays. You got dick. You got dick over there. Oh, right. I just just good to know we say dick

is in that concentrated. Sorry, I can't be here. You're about to join the three year old date. So they we soon learn a little bit about their relationship. Tinsley tells us that they're basically like best friends. But clearly this mother was a tough one to grow up with because tinsley apparently the mom Dale used to fat shame tinsley when she'd come back from summer camp and depending on how much weight tinsley had gained Would affect the sort of hug she would get upon returning home So if she if she ate too much Dale would give her like a little light hug like oh, ha But if she was if she stayed skinny, she was like you did it and give her like a little light hug like, oh, ha, but if she was, if she stayed skinny, she was like, you did it. And give her a big embrace.

Back and you're still thin honey. Well, I told you that story of the first time I went with my grandparents, me mom Papa on the RV trip to Indiana. My great grandma, Grandma Hinton was a pie maker. And I came back like 20 pounds batter. And when I watched off the RV RV my mom started sobbing. And then she signed me up for fat camp. So of course I was like I love you Dale. Yeah, Dale gets it. Yeah, it's just good mothering people.

So while Tinsley and Dale are reliving childhood trauma such as summertime weekends, Sonia is back up at at the Berkshire's and she's bitching about Tinsley because Tinsley never made her coffee. You think? I mean when some of the stays stays with you the least they could do is make a cup of coffee for you. Never happened. Now once not a cup of coffee, not a coffee yogurt, she didn't even cough on me once. Like nothing, nothing at all. So, it turned my yellow-wice brown.

I mean, what kind of guest does that? That does not count as coffee. I tried one of those ice cubes. It did not taste like coffee. Lou would come over and if we weren't with Tom Dick or Harry and then Tom again, you know, we'd go to backerat together. Where's my invite to backerat with Tinsley? Not going to happen.

She doesn't, she doesn't even buy me a bird backerac CD. How about that or tape? What about a cassette, huh? So those beta max, where is it? Beta mini, you know, and then that's what Tinsley gives me. She scratched my brand new bird backerac and concert concert laser disc and I'm not happy about it. For a laser disc. So I'm keeping my VCR just so I can play it.

So then back up back. Yeah. And then so tinsley's like, you know, it's just really hard for me because I'm not reconnecting with my old crew yet. You know, I mean curls, right? curls right curls and their mom's like well I hope that you'll be an appreciative with Sonya because I've never met anyone so generous with a vagina And since he's like well at first I didn't invite her to dinner because I didn't want her to feel like I was making her calm And she's like well, hopefully you're bringing Sonya little tree slack little cookies here in there aren't you or you eating them for yourself

future fatter no more your cookies again tensley you a little kebler alph aren't you honey no mom I'm not eating I haven't eaten in three weeks that's good that's good it's about time to shake that little kibble of tree. Hope the little gifts fall out to Sonia. What? What did? What did you say? Yeah. Now, if he says he loves you any size, but he loves you best this size. All right, honey.

If you have Sonia, a mint or something, it's very nice. I'm friends with Moisha Entomin. If you want to get her a free box of donuts, now, honey, your dad says he knows he's very least. I'm friends with Moisha Antiman if you want to get her a free box of donuts. Now honey, your dad says he knows he's a square. But it's best to get it because he's a square box. Oh, I thought you were going towards a Fignuten joke. The best part about your dad is he can break them in half and put them back together again.

And you can still eat him as one whole square. You know what you should be eating? You should be eating aspirational food like wheat things. As in we are things. The minute Apple comes out with an I think I'm sending it right to your home. Now where's my grandbaby? So then yes, now Dale's trying to set tinsy up with a man she's like you know what I think a man who's 50 is dead attractive dead attractive as in he's

probably dead but he's still not be attractive anything honey anything will do I'm surprised the Dale has a good 50 year old man can understand the importance of a hair curler. They remember days when the only way a lady could get a curl was if she...she found a crimp. Remember a crimp? Those days when everybody just had crimp. I remember the 20s, the brief crimping crimping fat of 1927. That's why when Curly and I once came along to say, and don't put a crimp in my style came in.

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Do you know Tinsley? And Dorenda's like, look, I know a lot of Doughtinsley. I know about her mug shot. But I love you, she's told you everything there is to know. No one has been more open than Tinsley with these women. And Ramona's like, maybe she doesn't want you to know. Like maybe it's a secret. And Darynda goes, I think it's a trust thing. And I'm hoping over time she'll have more trust in me and the group. Okay. The first night she hung out with you, Eurip Sonia called her a whore in front of a whole general party

full of people. I don't think that's going to happen. But good luck. Yeah. Good luck. So then they move on to tree decorating, which means that like, Dorenda busts out her box of tangled, you know, multi-colored lights. You know the tacky Christmas lights? That's what she has, of course. So she pulls them all out and Ramona's like, oh, the lights are the hottest part. Okay? I'd be careful with the lights. It's not easy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So, and she was like, just have a lady throw stuff on. That's how you do Christmas. You just throw it on and then the lady just plugs it in. Isn't that

how you do it? Who's the lady? Pickles. That's how pickles died. She's like, you should warn the lady that the courts might be a little afraid. And if she has wet hands, she shouldn't be plugging them in. Is my out Christmas works? Last time I saw pickles, as I centered down at the basement to fetch Christmas decoration number four, and she never came back. I don't know what happened.

The first time I traveled outside of this city, I had a fried pickle. I still haven't stopped crying. So then Ramona is trying to do something with a tree, and turns like, no, don't touch them, because you'll make it sloppy. You can make it sloppy I'm like this tree is like the worst Christmas tree I've ever seen

Like even the weird sapling thing in twin peaks looks better than this tree right now Okay, and that thing had a brain on its head. Okay, this thing was just like this small little tree with haphazard lights wrapped around it It's not good. So over in the city, Carol is with her future in not lies, David and Lola, Adam's parents. Yeah. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And Carol's like, you know, moms are like that. They want to come with a girlfriend and pick out Christmas presents. Might I suggest this large, beautiful dish, which would look perfect with five pairs of readers on them. Yeah, she's like, yeah, I, yeah. So, excuse me, I had like coffee in my throat and I came

out extra weird. You know, I was lowly out there to really like me as much because she was a little alarmed, But then you know what? I want her over because I like parents and I'm good with parents. And the mom says, well, what should we get at them? And she's like, how about a tent and a sleeping bag? My geez, Carol. Let the guy have a chance to at least find his own place. Carol's ready to send them off the tent, sitting. I give this tent five radishes out of five. The mom's like, I wanna crawl in this tent and see what it's like.

And she's like, help, I can't get out, I'm old. And the dad goes, don't you remember when you used to play with the grandkids, Lola, Yeni? Oh yeah, I told my meniscus. Okay. Hey Carol, did I tell you about my torn meniscus yet? Did I, I did tell you about it? Oh, man, that meniscus. Anyway, they love me. So then we go back up to the Berkshires and Tinsley arrives and she's put in that weird blue room that has

like a swordfish on it, a shark. I mean nothing makes sense and Dharinika's, do you watch TV? I love TV. I just see TV and he says you press the cable and go ask you, yeah, you have a, you have a, you have a, you have a, it's La Nord. I just watch La Nord. That's what I watch all day long. And Tinsley, I love TV and I don't get to watch it so he doesn't have a TV. They act like a, like it's a moment from the back. Law and what is racist? Okay. I just I just like that they talk about TV as if it's they're trying out of virtual reality hands up for the first time. Some crazy new technology that

that only like only a few people have heard of or tried. You've seen this. This is a switch. We push it. The light comes land. When you sick of it, just switch it off. is the switch when you push it the like and when you sick of it just switch it off the future is now we have a thing called DVR it's not a new network it's actually you can record the shows

you like and you can fast forward rewind be careful because it catches the lives and go BONG it's gonna startle you the Sonya Saunters in and her robe and Dorenda immediately runs out of it. Because she's like, oh well look at this it's like deja vu over there. Someone's showing a room to Tinsley but now I'm at Dorenda's house instead of my own house. Hey Dorenda's not holding a cup of coffee from Tinsley either. Whoa, that looks familiar. Oh, Tinsley, look, it's a TV.

Just like you're always complaining about. I guess you must feel at home now. That must be a common thing to feel at home, but not to actually be at home. Huh, see you later. Oh, wow, Tinsley paid you a compliment. Whoa, that's something because she's never paid for anything in my house. Still waiting on the coffee Tins.

And I like that Sonia goes into a room and goes, I think I'm passive aggressive now. Yeah, because she was saying, how was your lunch where you got to meet new people? And she's like, yeah, I went to lunch with my mom and her friends. And she's like, Oh, well, hope you had a nice time at lunch with the friends of your mom and mine. And then close the door. I think I'll be passive aggressive now. That, I'm, yeah. That's straight up aggressive actually. So the next morning, Tennessee comes down in crazy PJs

and Dorenda's in like cupcake PJs. Yeah. And basically Dorenda is always like, hey, Tennessee, I always see this cake, I got him. And talking about this cake, I made this cake, it's such a nice cake. It's a little different this year.

We didn't do it, we didn't do a sheet cake on top of a sheet cake. We just got a regular cake. So it's gonna be really kind of crazy. So here it is. It's gonna be in pristine condition. I guarantee it. Let me just open up this box. I just surely it's right side up. Hold on one second. And she opens up this box. The cake was on its side. But the best part about the cake being on it. The best part about the cake being on its eyes and when they finally got it open all the way, it was written I did it nice on it, but the irony is that the cake was flopped over and destroyed. It was brilliant. Just kind of like that whole scene.

Yeah, I'm even like, so we have to interrupt this podcast because the real person who deserves a cake is Lauren Brian because it's her birthday That's right your sister Kate reached out to us to make sure that you got a birthday shout out on watch what crap ends David David David Here lies Lauren Brian killed by so many birthday wishes David so Carol and Beth and me arrived and she's like, all right, Kevin, like seriously, seriously, Mr. Daisy, don't go getting hooked in your hotel room, all right, because we might be like getting the hell out of here. Like seriously, I don't even know what am I

doing here? What happened? I remember him. Like I got it. Berkshires, like, we got to wear a Berka here. I don't get it. So she says, you got about me in a hotel with Jack Nicholson and it may be attached to it and I'd be more comfortable than I am right now here. So you're not mentioned, surely devolve though. Oh, shall I? No, I'm on back. I'm going back, doctors. That girl's like literally too crazy for either the doctors or that hotel. Like she's not invited. It's a shining anyway. Like nothing shown in the movie. Like nothing was never shiny. There's nothing shining in that place.

Like I don't get what the shining is. Like what you talk to someone red rum like it's a word backward like congratulations You know how to flip something hard on Photoshop like I'll see like I can't So they walk into the house and there's no one there Like I will not take in a shining thing No, I just don't want to try and talk. You're funny shining thing. Sometimes I just know when I be you know Like I know no, I've no time. Was it funny though? Was it funny?

I'm not even sure. Yeah, I'm smiling. Okay. And I don't have to be fake. You can't see me. I could be over here masturbating and eating french fries out of the oven and only one of those things is true. And thankfully for you guys,

it's that I'm eating crinkle fries straight out of the oven. I'm a little jealous. I have my I have my hello fresh meatloaf to make. I'm not to make to eat. I made the meatloaf yesterday and it was so good and this isn't even a sponsored moment. I'm just talking about it because it tastes like God. Oh, what the heck. We got different recipes. I didn't get a meatloaf. Oh, did you get that much? I'm like literally upset right now. Like no, I got. What did you get a turn box? I'm like literally upset right now. Like no, I got I got a pineapple I got a pineapple steak and a pork chop meal and a really good panko crested chicken. What I got delicious. I got a

Salmon that was like I forgot what was actually on the salmon. I got a salmon. It was like, I forgot what was actually on the salad. I got salmon. I got salmon. It was like salmon with couscous and orange, which was nice. And then I got a chicken thing, that was a bear bear chicken. I don't know if I'm saying it right, bear bear. It was like an Ethiopian chicken thing with rice and a yogurt sauce.

And then this like individual meatloafs with a balsamic ketchup glaze. That was delicious with sweet potato mash and green beans. But I actually with sweet potato mash and green beans, but I actually decided not to make the green beans because I had these carrots that I really wanted to make instead, so I roasted the carrots instead. Oh, well, there you go. We've got different boxes. That is so weird that we got two different boxes. Delicious. Thank you, hello, fresh. Yeah, hello variety. They walk in and it's empty and she's like, okay, it's empty. We tried let's go

Which is also how the shining would be of Bethany of the star of it. What does no one here? Okay, bye Never would have been a movie All right, well we tried. Yeah, well, it's gonna snows. I'm gonna go when you get out of here No, I'm gonna try and kill us in the holiday'm alright. Actually, the ghost would have nothing on Bethany because you know, she'd be like Bethany comes around on her little big wheel. Ah, since when's here? Like I don't get it like that you get on the way I'm on my big wheel like cool I don't get it they're going to run to two to 37. Okay, fine. Like I'm not going like why would I want to go into this? I can't really not the rooms. I don't need to go in there. That's fine. Bye.

Like what do you take? What do you twins? Creepy. Like anybody ever told you that? You're creepy. What is that? Regrum, that's murderous spelled backwards. There's like literally like blood flowing out the movie is solved. The whole movie is just Bethany just like shaming the ghosts for being too obvious. Like, why am I supposed to be scared? Like a twins? Like, fine.

Okay, like how about this? How about this, like, yeah. Okay. How about this? Like, write it just like that, but the other way. How about this? Why don't you go downstairs and clean up all the blood that you just poured down the hallway? Okay, how about this? See like write it just like that but the other way how about this one? You go downstairs and clean about the blood that you just poured down the hallway, okay? How about that? Like fine

Amaze amaze. Hey, you know what? I got a game is called hangman. All right Get a win-win. Hey, category is things on TV. Okay. Oh All work no play. You know what that does that makes Bethany a very successful woman. Okay. Okay. It's not make me dull. Okay. I'm sorry just because I'm successful successful business woman does not mean I'm dull. Okay? Oh my god. That's what he's like like a skinny girl bottles all over the hotel. All right All right, if you're gonna tell somebody do it in front of this thing, okay? Like branding is very important to me like literally I don't understand it. You got like an entire bottom full of ghosts and none of them are drinking my martymias. Like who that what what one of these are like ghosts? Ghosts, Skinny Girl. Okay, how about that?

How about this? Okay, hey, hey ghosts, ghosts. Alright, put on your drinks. I got Skinny Girl Margaritas up here at the bar. Comes with you to the Ghost Bar tender. You'll be fine. Okay, bye. The Ghost Bar tender. He's like, oh I don't like to get drunk on my suits. Like, shut up, ghost. Shut up, lurch ghost. Ha, ha, ha. All the ghosts just like leave the overlock. Like, ah, it was so, this was the best hotel ever, and this woman just ruined our haunting. Oh my god.

Okay, so of course, try to do that. I walk in. Bethany walks right up to all the flowers on the table. She's like, oh, yeah, he's these four. He's at one for what's that one for? Who's that to? Oh my god, it's me.

It's me. Her name is spelled wrong, by the way. She's like, oh my god, my name is on there. But it's like spelled wrong, you know, I'm an E and Y or whatever. I don't even know who this girl is. Yeah, I don't know. This is like, you know what? I'd like to start the puzzle and solve my name, okay?

And the card says, how do I love the, let me count the ways love Dennis. Yeah, because Dennis knows like, what happened to me in the Berkshire's? He knows like how much arts like he knows what I went through here. He knows that I just need an nest right now. And so he sent me this for like moral support. I'm going to go upstairs. I'm going to nest in these. I'm going to make a nest in these seriously like flutterer. The unless like a rose might cut me. I don't care. I'll bleed an nest.

That is okay. I believe she did not say moral support. She said floral support. Yeah. Yeah. My little something when the breakfast was a classic. I mean, when I was just going to to catch up on some of the let's do that. My floral stuff works. Okay. Like I'll say again. So Bethany and Carol are to start talking about Tom, of course.

And now we're learning that Tom is screwing around again. And what are they going to do? And they decide, okay, you know what? We're just going to put it on Durinda. Durinda, they're just, they're gonna put all the gossip on Dharinda. And I was personally expecting Dharinda just to lose her mind by the end of the episode,

but she didn't, which is surprising. Yeah, cause it's gonna probably be a three-part episode. It's usual, cause it's like their big Berkshire strip. Yeah, so she, Beth and he's like, well, you know, like I have responsibility, because you know, you're a step from so many different people. I mean, it looks like Tom's dip in a stick and like a flavored power to, how to probably made it a cancer.

Like who's gonna do that? You want to see your friend dipping a stick into one of those things? Like a taste like cherry, you're gonna have cancer. Like what do you want me to say? You're not gonna have cancer? Okay, then I'll just let her eat the stick. Like what's matter? Like a stick.

Okay, you know what? So then while I'm making it about herself, of course, she's like, well, you know, because all the stuff I've been through and Carol's like, you're a cautionary tale for whirlwind, whirlwind. Yeah. And my whirlwind looks much better than her whirlwind. And it's still terrible, but it was like better. There was a spin-off like people watch that, you know, like a lot of people watch that

show like she doesn't have a spin-off. This is going to be a failure, like a worse failure because mine was good. Like mine was a decently reviewed failure. I'm like a five out of five. I'm right in tomatoes. My failure. At least mine guy was hot. So, um, so then downstairs the blondes are all trying to light the fireplace, which feels very scary. They're like, they're, they're letting, they've got, first of all, I thought the fireplace was lit by a switch. Didn't do a render show that must have been a different fireplace. So there's still, you know run to show that must have been a different fireplace So they're sitting like me stuff like a gas fireplace. Yeah, so they're sticking like newspapers in there whatever they're lighting it

And then then there's like intrigue about whether or not the flu is over. I was like whoa This is crazy. There's smoke is the flu open is the flu open? Mario is the flu open. I don't know what's I'm gonna do. It's my last right. So I'm gonna be smoked to death Okay, I'm letting it all out. I'm gonna say things I've never said before. Whoa, this is crazy. This reminds me of that one time when Geraldine Parsonsmith tried to smoke me out of a teepee. And I said, no, get out of my teepee.

And she said, this isn't even a teepee. You're in the family room, get out of here. And I left and I've never been back to that room since. Whoa, this is crazy. It's all coming out now. I'm sorry, sorry. Uh, Ramona kept calling it a flute. It's like,'s a flute open.

Okay. It's like, okay, here's what you got to do. Make the paper really tiny and shove it in there. Okay, okay, you got yours. Okay, I'm going to shove it in there. Okay, make your paper tiny. Now shove it in there. You are crazy.

And Sonia has her piece of newspaper. And she's about to rip it and she goes, Oh, look, there's a sale. I didn't notice that. I'll save this one. You guys before we like this fire, make sure we read it carefully because we don't want to miss any important things we might have done from page six instead of being told personally to ourselves, okay? It's a Bethany content. Hey, hey, what's going on? What do you have now?

What's the matter? What's the matter? Oh my god, we made a fire and we'd like to visit these things in and we made them really tight and then we started them on fire and we shoved them in. But the flute was an open and the dancing almost burnt or hand off. Shucks, seriously, I wasn't even asking for all that.

Like I said, how are you? Like, she's asking for my intern. What's the matter? What's going on? What's going on? Guess guess it didn't come. So they all are in the living room and Bethany starts to write in. Ah, what about Lou? Is Lou coming or is she too embarrassed to show her face once she knows her husband's in the regency, making out with people like seriously? Where is she? Um, and Carol tells her to ring. Yeah, Carol tells her into a barber said and everything. And then, And then Ramona is like, okay, now I'm going to chime in with my thing.

She goes, you know what? I have to tell you something. And then that's when they're all like, uh-oh. They're like, it's never good than Ramona. Lower your voice like that. They all laugh about it. And I start laughing. Look at the way she tells her head, like something's coming.

Yeah, it's true. And also she whips out her phone. And then it goes, I haven't heard anything. And also she whips out her phone and the window goes, I haven't heard a needle. And I'm not being a little chilly, okay? Like seriously, I haven't heard a needle. So the remote starts reading her text and she goes, she's not just like that.

She reads every single part of the text, even when Karen apparently writes, Hi, hi, I'm here to report. This is Karen reporter talking about the time that Tom stuck his tongue down my throat There you have it proof case closed, okay? So basically it the girlfriend who he croaked I'm like, okay, you're making this an SVU episode Yeah, bye now makes all down Ramona well She's doing that because she's like she's speaking during this language and it's like wow, you know

We've all spent Texas that people have taken the wrong way. So you know, it could be anything. It could be John for all I know. Yeah, but she loves him. And she'll be crest phone. She'll be crest whiteening following. OK.

Now, he's going to kill her. I'm Beth. And he's like, look, you know what? Here's what I always say. Cracks become craters. That's my version of a Fleetwood back song. Cracks become craters, okay? Song over. So then Dorenda's, I'm in the worst possible situation.

I have spent on. We know Bethany. And I like Dorenda's, like Dorenda says, you know what? Tom couldn't cheat because he's like a two year old and Lewin, Lewin's like a mom saying, don't do this, don't go there, don't do that. He's not got time. I'm like, don't you realize that's the exact pathology of someone who cheats? Someone being told what to do at all times. So when they finally have a free moment, they're gonna cheat. I like how she empaths because I mean, logistically, I don't get it.

And then they cut to Luan riding up in her SUV. Look at this, you're at, she just ride away. Oh, reminds me of Palm Beach. Well, they're all talking about it. I just love they cut her for like one second because wow, snowball. And then it comes back to the living room. It's a sign of things to come.

Yes. So they start decorating cookies on the dining table and the van comes in and she's like, Hi, hi, hi. What's going on here? Wow, making cookies. Wow, just like they have in Palm Beach, which is where I was coming from.

Girls, can you believe it? I was in Palm Beach, where I'm going to get married. Can you believe that, too? Can you believe anything? Anything in this world? Wow, time to tune. Cookies. Wow. So they're making cookies and Beth and he's like, look, I'm making a penis on my with a marshmallow.

Ah, there's another marshmallow. Oh my god. There's like three marshmallows and then they fall off and she goes my My gingerbread man is like John Wayne Bobbitt because it's stick fell off. Get it. Get it. Get it. Remember 1991 the guys Get it. Lorraine Bobbitt. Anyone? Anyone? Get it, remember 1991? The guys, get it, Lorraine and Bob it. Anyone? Anyone? Ah. Have I mentioned that John Wayne Bob it

is giving me floral support right now? Did you get that the first time? Just in case you had to edit that out the first time. Okay, it's right now. So, so they're all sitting around and everyone's making small talks. I'm like, oh, how's Louis and Houser your dress? You're like, oh, it's coming along well.

I got to get it altered together. They're like, oh, and how's the cake? The cake is great. And she's like, finally, the girls are asking me questions about the wedding, the planning. And it's such a relief. They're happy for me at last. It's like, they asked you two questions, Lou.

So they start. I was actually impressed with all of them that they didn't start a cookie fight, because that was the perfect setting for cookie. I mean, there was newspapers down on the ground. It's like, shit's about to be slunk, but they didn't say finish and they're throwing everything away. And Sonya gets the big ice cream splooge or things.

And she's like, oh, you know what? I bet they're going to throw these out. I bet because, yeah, you'd be keeping those in your basement, huh? She goes, I would. Sonia, there's so many classics on your moments in this episode. So then the kitchen, which I would go on. Oh, no, go ahead. I was about to say, so do you intensely. Yeah, Luanne and Tinsier in the kitchen talking and she's like, yeah, but like, I said, I need to get my own place. So she'll stop picking on me and she goes, Oh, is there something about you guys not getting

along? And suddenly goes, Oh, you know, why brazz her like I would brazz you when you were living with me. And she goes, no, she's not talking shit about me. And suddenly goes, no, I don't ask Connor the servant at my house. Ask Connor my surfing. And since he goes, he's like a brother to me. You know, like he's my brother and I'm not allowed to use him. And she goes, you making too busy for me.

That's the problem. And so then it gets into this big fight because it's literally all I said is that if the doorbell rings, just open it and receive the hats because I have hats coming from the Hamptons for me and now all help is breaking loose and she says well he has enough to do and if he's opening the door for your FedEx guy how is he gonna have time to open the door for my FedEx guy? Don't you realize she doesn't tinsley doesn't seem to realize that I run my business from my townhouse and as luck would have it,

my business is all about receiving hats. So if she or if he receives hats for Tinsley, and then I'm supposed to be receiving hats, who is hats gonna go to who? It's all gonna get confused. And then we won't have proper hats from the proper people at the proper times. I'm sorry, it's a chain of command.

Everyone else, or it understands chain of command, but Tinsley, everyone else understands chain of command, but tensly. Everyone else. But by the way, as everyone like my new hats from the Hamptons, they're my hats. I got them 100% their mind, they're my hats. They're not tensly at all. These arrive for me. I hope you're having fun with my hats who are worn around my friends in the My Hamptons. She's like, oh, Sonia! And she's like, listen, Connor works for free from me, not for you, chain of command, okay?

Corporal Senior Advisor Chicken. Like what? That is not a chain of command. You're just making that up. Toasters, hats, computer number three. That is the chain of command then pickles Oh my god fried pickles So then they're yelling at each other about this poor intern guy Connor who's like 15 years old and

It's cracking the up because so Nia FedEx is all come through the front door So how are you gonna tell Connor to open the front door when it rings and not take dinsley things? You're gonna make dinsley stand by that front door to make sure it's hers. It doesn't even make any sense. I'm sorry, these are for Chinsley Mortimer. I'm afraid I cannot collect these.

It's against union rules. If something actually says, yeah, but you know what, it's just hats and it and its responsibility now if he opens the door for your hats The dog could run out. You know, I don't know what could happen It's a very proud dog Me luchu he'll run for anything The dog runs out when he's getting my FedEx. That's my responsibility But how are you gonna feel if he's opening it to get your FedEx and the dog runs out and dies?

That's what I'm saying. You don't ask someone else's servants to get your hat I mean, how do I how do I even know your hats are from the Hamptons? Who's to say they're not from Quagg. I can't have that in my house This fight was hilarious and then Tinsley just walks off. She's like bitch So funny so now Bethany and Carol are back in their favorite place their room sitting Indian style together You know gossiping while the swordfish watches About how evil Ramona is okay, so next is Dorinda and... Lou Ann.

Lou Ann. They're having a Y. Oh, I guess it's the Y. It's finally time for Durinda, who has now become the messenger. I don't know why she wants to take on this position. Like, for me, I would say, no, you tell her yourself. I don't want to be the one to tell her,

but they know they can tell Durinda because Durinda can speak, you know, half human Dorenda said at the reunion, you know, she's like, well, that's just how it happened. They're like, well, I didn't find you tell her, thanks. She doesn't get mad at you. Yeah. And she's like, all right, the next time you come to me and I'll talk to the queen. Well, Dorenda has a very human way of being able to talk to people. You know, she knows how to relate and and disarm them and make sure people can hear what she's saying and not get all mad, unlike perhaps a Ramona or a Bethany or whatever. So Durinda basically starts sort of like, you know, we can tell she's nervous, she's

a little sort of sort of breath that she's talking. And then she ultimately asks Luanne like, Tam do you trust him and it goes to commercial it comes back and it's like absolutely of course I trust him I mean we're just in Palm Beach Beach together would you go to Palm Beach with someone you don't trust I mean would you believe it we trust each other and during the Lisa found work or the foundation so well. She's like, I don't want to hear him chat. I don't want to hear him chat. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Desert, you know, no, we got the other day there I like doing these bitches like to talk about people who are happy You know, I don't check his cell phone. He doesn't check my cell phone and trying to go. Oh really?

I don't check his pants. I check his cell phone and check his drawers like check his packets I'll judge them sometimes to go through a whole house and she was oh That's a lie She's like yeah, yeah, you can look I'm fucking you know she does See she might drug him with a pork chop, but she'll still drug his ass. I take his grub hub his seamless Chowhound everything So I get him looking at each 24 and then I've got all the time in the world. So Luanne starts bitching about Ramona.

I don't remember, I don't remember specifically what she was saying about Ramona, but it was just like just general bitching, I believe. And as she's doing this, Ramona sort of saunters and goes, hi, boys. And it's just going to be continued. And then Luanne starts uncomfortably grabbing at her turtle neck so go well I grabbed her neck oh turtle neck grab oh I believe she's walking right in right now we're speaking of the devil

Mona stressing out my turtle neck it's gonna be a cowl neck by the time I'm done with this would you believe it a cowl neck I'm not even on American Idol and I got a cowl around me. But I could be. So good. So then it shows the clips for next week. And Ramanikos. Bethany says, yeah, I don't think he a good friend of me. And Ramanikos, are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me right now? Are you giving me right now? giving me right now. Are you giving me right now?

That's great. So love it. Well, um, that's it for this episode. Fun times. Nothing's really happening on the New York season, but gosh, is it still so fun to watch. Oh, so fun for us. Super fun. All right, guys, well tomorrow we are talking Southern terms, Savannah, and we have a little treat We have Lisa Timons coming on for a little bit. She's just she's from Savannah So Lisa give us little context about the location so we don't totally sound like Jack asses And you know just cuz she's fun and funny too So come come listen tomorrow here some Lisa and then we'll recap the show and then we'll do crap and smell back afterwards

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