Watch What Crappens - #474 RHONY: Ramona vs. Bethenny vs. Lighting Fixtures

Episode Date: June 9, 2017

This week's Real Housewives of New York is jam packed with crazy: Ramona and Bethenny's blowout, Ramona trashing Dorinda's bedroom, Jill Zarin's triumphant return, Ramona and Bethenny at an ...art show. Pure madness, and we've recapped it all. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:02:00 Jabber, Babu D. thing. What's up, Ronnie? Well, we both went out last night, listen to you. I know. We were within feet of each other. And yet we didn't see each other at all. Yeah, what the hell? That wasn't very nice. I know. That's just the way fate worked out for us because we both were at the improv comedy club, but you were in the lab and I was in the big room. Yep. I was in the smaller room. It was so good.
Starting point is 00:02:26 I went to see Julie and Brandy's dumb gay politics show, so good. Yeah. And I went with Leah Blah. How fun is that? Trump is getting arrested tomorrow. It's all over. Yeah. Well, today is the, for those of you, yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:02:40 You know, Leah's really like into politics and stuff. So it was fun just giving her shit all night. I just kept saying Hillary's emails and watching her explode. She's such a funny lady and her husband so nice and RJ was there Oh, who else came I met Blake from the people's couch. He's so sweet and so cute and that's so much hair That's cute. That's nice. So it was fun. How was your show? It was amazing. I know you've gone to it before But that's my first time going to this show. They do it. It's at the first Wednesday of every month called Gaze or Us.
Starting point is 00:03:10 And I don't think I've ever been to a consistently funny comedy show ever in my life as it was last night, because normally when you go to a comedy show, there's a host who's like sort of funny, has a few chuckles there, but like you know just sort of you're just biting the time to get to the real good people. And then you have to sit through like three or four stand-ups who in the first ones usually like eh and the next one's like okay I chucked a little bit and then you know after like you know an hour you find it's time to get the good stuff. These people were killing it right out of the gate.
Starting point is 00:03:43 The host was funny, Aaron. Aaron Aaron yeah, Aaron is super funny We should have her on the show. Yeah, she's really good. I know that girl. I'll ask her if she wants to come on I don't know she watches housewives I'm not sure but I said just watching episode because she's so funny that she could just be come on the show She yeah, she mentioned that she knew you to me Which that made me feel cool because I was, how did you know that I know Ronnie? Gosh, she's good. That girl could run from air.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Yeah, but um, oh, I'm telling you, you know, I'm going to get onto a very small soap box here, like basically the size of an Irish spring box that's cardboard. Go for it. You know, people always like, uh, women aren't funny. And you know, we've, we've never said that, you know, but like I hate when when guys like women can't be funny because the majority of the line up was female And they were all so much funnier than the standard male comic. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but it's true. These women killed it and and to me it wasn't like, ah ha See, there are women that are funny. It was more like, ah-ha. It wasn't even a revelation, it was like confirmation that all those sardonic guys talking about masturbating, you know, in every single set.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Like, you know, they have to learn something from these ladies because they, I mean, I'm telling you it was like right out of the gate, they were hilarious. Killing one of them, Lori Kilmarton, I think, is going to be on Conan tonight. And you have to tune into Conan to see her because I could not believe how she was making like killing it with every joke right out of the gate. I mean, I love it. I mean, you go girls. Yeah. You go girls.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Yeah. My roommates in New York are a standup comics. And so I used to go see them do their Open mics and stuff and one of them ran a mic at the duplex in New York every week And so that's how I know Aaron. She used to go in there every week with those girls like it was a huge gang of girl comics Yeah, and those girls are hilarious and so many of them have become famous now. That's great. Yeah. I mean, you know, when you see when you see stand up and it's done well, it's like just
Starting point is 00:05:53 the most amazing thing, right? I was double-sego over nearly crying. I have not said that about a comedy show in years and years and years. It was so amazing. So amazing. Yeah. Well was so amazing. So amazing. Well, guess what else was amazing? Real housewives of New York. What comedy was in the air last night?
Starting point is 00:06:12 That's what I've got to say. I was dying at this show last night. I mean, this show always knows how to bring the crazy. Oh my God. But last night was a classic. Classic, you know know the thing is this It's just we're just waiting we're waiting for New York City to sort of really like wake up and and be be crazy and last week was crazy This week was crazy. It's just a crazy show and you know what?
Starting point is 00:06:39 I was telling I was texting you beforehand. I was texting Ronnie beforehand before we started this show I didn't watch the episode until this morning. You know, I know what while the rest of the nation was watching combie testify. I'm like, I'm going to watch Real House, I was in New York City because I just didn't want to watch Bravo yesterday. I was like, I want to have a day off. And so I watched, I started watching this thing at 10, 30 in the morning. And I didn't finish until noon because I had to stop so many times to laugh,
Starting point is 00:07:03 to write down something to make a gift. It was just like, I made so many gifts last night. So good. I just finished up the Sonya. Here I am crossing into your boundaries. Everything was a gift. Like even the smallest moments, you know, and like, I kind of figured you had the big thing because you would watch it earlier than me. So I figured that you had the big moments already gift up all the Ramona moments. So I was just purely doing Luan shit. Well, there is definitely there. These gifts are definitely Ramona heavy, but all of it. I mean, all of the show was so good. I'm getting my notes open right now. I like doing
Starting point is 00:07:43 it today before because I need to like let it sit in my head, especially when it gets crazy like last night. I was laughing so hard by the end of the show. And you were telling me you kept stopping and starting to like get your notes down, right? And I did not. My the page in front of me looks insane. I don't even know how I'm going to get through this. So I'm glad you took good notes. I tried to take good notes. I mean, there was so much to unpack from this episode, whether it was this bonkers fight to start off the episode, whether it was the return of Jill Zaron, whether it was Ramona tearing off the light fixtures in Durrinda's bedroom, there was just there was so much and it was just all so wonderful.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Well, let's get down to it. So we're still in the Berkshire's RV. Yeah. And Ramona has just done her best D-pack. Yeah. Look, Bethany, I don't want to go backwards. Hey, I don't want to live in the past because I'm forward. And Bethany's like, uh, okay, but yeah, but I want to go in the past and you're a bad friend.
Starting point is 00:08:45 She's like, are you kidding me, Bethany? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Whoa. Are you, you say what time Bethany to make sure you're absolutely not kidding me? Are you kidding me? Bethany. And then you just see a little blonde head pass by a window outside. Torin is just walking around in the dark and just go outside. Like, here I am. Check now. Yeah. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:09:14 I'm in testimony. I'm right now. Why are they asking, come if you're kidding me. So Ramona, I do. Rector James, come. Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me right now? That's all no foot to questions. Thank you She is lookah, so she's like don't you ever say that to me Bethany
Starting point is 00:09:36 Okay, I wear friendship like a metal With you with sick and Bethany's like yeah,, yeah, I was sick, you were divorced, whatever. I was there for you more than you were there for me, Bethany, okay. And then I was like, you would never fear for me the way I was there for you. But I accept you for who you are with all your flaws, okay? And you have a lot of flaws, all right? In fact, it's Christmas time. And I would call you Santa Flos, not Santa Claus. You see what I did there? What are my assets is that I can do wordplay, okay?
Starting point is 00:10:11 I can do wordplay, okay? And then we get a classic flashback montage of Ramona being a good friend, because Bethany's like, oh yeah, well what about the Brooklyn Bridge? What about stealing two dresses from me She's like are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you crazy? You're crazy? You're a crazy What are you when that that's like?
Starting point is 00:10:34 You know, yeah, yeah, you want to tell me on the Brooklyn Bridge I mean I haven't just figured forget that like you yelled at me the Brooklyn Bridge She told you dress up for me you released three mods in my closet like like what am I supposed to do like walking me back in my life I'm sorry. I can't you're like a macadamia the biggest nut in the old rail Today look at the razzle nut how about some more of your almons, okay? What are you a Brazil nut? Bethany, okay. What are you, okay?
Starting point is 00:11:10 What are you, pistachio, okay? What are you, a cocoa, noot? The biggest nut ever. What are you, a casahoe? I love that you can pull a Cassie Hugh. She's going smaller in the nuts. She's like, you're a curved nut. You're one of those nuts that's like curved.
Starting point is 00:11:33 It looks like a lima bean, but it's not a bean. It's a peanut, okay? They're as they compare to you. I'm a great nut. Like, what are you? You're a wild-ass kind of nut there is. You're a wild-alala nut. You mean a while. Wow. You're a while. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:11:45 You mean a while. Not. So, see, we get the Brooklyn bridge thing with the Brooklyn bridge clips. So funny. And that that fashion show where Bethany's confronting Ramona about stealing. She's like, I did not steal anything. She's like, yeah, you bet. My assistant.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Buh-buh-buh. It was in your trunk. It's like, how dare you? Okay, I dropped it on the floor. Like she's such a crazy person. And Bethany says, and then Dennis came over and you didn't even mention that topless movie until there was cameras there and you had not ears. She's like, okay, well, you have sex on the water bed. Make it, okay, you want me to mention it?
Starting point is 00:12:21 Okay, you would make it on the water bed with boobs. Like your legs were in the air There was things flying everywhere. There were ping pong shooting against the wall like I love how I get so big I don't want this woman. Yeah, you kissed a girl and you liked it and you wrote a song about it was on the radio You told everyone in the world your song. Ah, that was Katy Perry. I don't care what your alter ego is called It was still you Okay, and now you're bragging about California dream it like I really care that you are a California girl You have teenage dreams. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry And I'm supposed to feel bad for you because you're chained to some sort of melody. I don't get it Bethany
Starting point is 00:12:59 I'm so sorry that you would make it on a water bed while the football team took advantage of you, okay? I had to find out about B86, Bethany. And you know what? I never mentioned it, but you want to mention it? Now I'll mention it. I was like, okay, it's like a, Romona's version of a Camila grammar moment. Yeah, and you've already mentioned it. That's the problem, Romona.
Starting point is 00:13:20 It's like the first thing you did was mention it over and over again. She's like, oh, okay. I'm not gonna talk about it I've kept my mouth closed for this long look now you haven't so Bethany's response is to then just like fling open her legs and put her ankles over here as it be like you mentioned She's like I'm gonna show you my badge. Yeah, it's like mention it all like what do I kiss here? See mention it look? It's smiling at you right now. I want you to it. Look, it's telling you. Look, I love some moving. Nothing's coming out. So she's like, I had to work, okay?
Starting point is 00:13:51 I didn't have somebody to give me money, and she goes, oh, really? Yeah, you worked your vagina, because you fucked your wedding top. That's mean everybody knows it. She's like, fuck my way to the top. Like, seriously, what are you talking about? I'm not at the top.
Starting point is 00:14:02 I'm like not even at the bottom. Like, I'm fucking my way to, I'm fucking my way to like, the ground, the the ground level to someone please fuck me to the ground level Like literally like if you keep going on a desk again. I'm gonna bring back my homeless rant, okay? Like the only I'm homeless right now like I live in my I live my card with my chauffeur like live I'm just I'm totally homeless. I'm homeless. I fuck my I'm fuck my way to a homeless shelter literally. I can't I fuck myself to the backseat of like more can free minutes my father in the frenzy like what is this driving this but like like what is this I don't even have a home like we're talking like she's dead like I'll see like kill me now make me just candy
Starting point is 00:14:30 I can't do do do do do do do do do do do do do do that's that that's the theme song to dry miss 80 I can't even sing it right I can't I don't have any musical training little bit I can't like if I want to have musical training if you want to hear me play the oboe literally just like just like kill me Just like hit me over the head with the oboe and just like let me die on the floor like the middle of the of like the Symphony okay, I can't I haven't even fucked my way to the path Just see I've like fucked my way to like the middle hump in the back seat like seriously Like it like you know what I want to fuck my way to a go-kart like I have a that starts Mom go-kart. How about a how about a remote control? How about a how about a micro machine?
Starting point is 00:14:57 Okay, that's what I want. That's what I need Ramona. Well, I worked hey I work my way through college. I work my way through my second year of college, ABCDFG. I worked my way through the alphabet. Like Ramona's on this new alphabet thing, where every time she gets mad, she's just gonna be like, oh, really? Well, she BCD did you.
Starting point is 00:15:17 What, what are you even talking about right now? She's like, let me tell you something, okay? Boys to men, they stole my ABC DVD. That's mine. I worked for that Yeah, when I did it was called puberty like they just barely changed the title. I'm sorry I'm sorry, but they didn't even spell too correctly in their name. I'm sorry Oh boys for that matter and you know how I know I've worked my way through college. I'm gay you I worked my way through college. I worked my way through college, okay? I know you don't pluralize with a Z, okay?
Starting point is 00:15:49 Like what do you think they are? Some sort of Nissan sports car called a Z. I'm sorry, it's not how it works. You know the world would have been much better if they were boys to college, okay? You know what they should be? They should be men to men. That's what I say. You're mature, Bethany. Why don't you be like men to men. That's what I say mature Bethany
Starting point is 00:16:05 Why don't you be like men to men not boys to men, okay? I'm to him To say good night of Bethany like Craigslist short hand Every time every time I try to find a mature man I just find a bunch of gay guys in a spot when I go to the M to M forums, okay? So Bethany's like, oh that's what you're harboring. Oh, really? That's what you're harboring because you work your way through college. She's like, you pretend you're a successful woman. And like, oh, I'm so successful.
Starting point is 00:16:34 I'm Bethany. I'm so successful. She's like, uh, yeah, because she gives, she gives accusing Bethany of like dating guys for her money, which is crazy. That's never been Bethany's thing ever. You know, like we say a lot of things about Bethany, you know, cold inside, like emotionally damaged, et cetera, et cetera, but she has never been the one who dates guys for their money. If anything, people who dated Bethany for her money. Well, these days for sure, she goes,
Starting point is 00:17:02 oh really, how many bottles of your wine did you sell? How many bottles? And she's me? Your business is done, Bethany. Okay. Like my bottles, are you serious, Bethany? How many bottles Bethany? Your business is done. Like there's not even skinny girls left in the world. Hey, meanwhile, it's still like an every supermarket. And hilariously, ironically, I don't remember if I mentioned this earlier in the week, but I definitely put it on Instagram. I tried to get a bottle of Ramona Pino Grigio as a gag gift over the weekend, and I could not find it anywhere, because apparently it's not sold anymore. I was actually really sad because it was actually a good Pino Grigio.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Yeah, it's like boxes piled up in the guest bedroom somewhere. She brings, she's always bringing a case to every party. She's like, okay, B-Y-O-R. Bring your rope, Ramona. You're white. You're, you're, you're a casatier brand. That's what's a cheater brand. York.
Starting point is 00:17:56 So, um, so yeah, Ramona's like, how many cases have you sold of your skinny girl? I, your brand is done. I'm like, listen Ramona. Now, I've given props to the Ramona Pinot Grigio. As I just did about 30 seconds ago, I give it props, but please do not compare it to skinny girl. Okay, please do not.
Starting point is 00:18:15 I don't even like skinny girl that much, but I admit that skinny girl is a big legitimate brand that yes, it may have faced some setbacks recently, but it is killing it still. And especially given where its origins were, it's killing it. So don't compare Ramona Pinot Grigio to like the skinny girl, the death of skinny girl to the death of Ramona Pinot Grigio to very entirely different things. And one is actually came first because Ramona said, I had wine first. Pinot Grigio, that was what you did. Yeah, I had Penal Grisio before you had clip art
Starting point is 00:18:47 from MacPaint, okay? That's so... 10,000 cases, my first, yeah. Okay. So that you got into business because of me and you know it. I had wine before you. I don't honestly don't remember.
Starting point is 00:19:00 I do remember that Bethany was put, well let's see, I think the skinny girl Margarita idea popped up okay here's what I'm gonna say I'm gonna use my my brain in a weird way right now I think it popped up in season two while the the Genesis moment when when Bethany and Luanne were met at the Hamptons and then Bethany was like hey there, there's what I do. Here's what I do. I like some lime and some tequila and a little bit of club soda.
Starting point is 00:19:28 It's called Skinny Girl Migrate, you know. So I think that was season two in the Hamptons. I'm pretty sure was season two, maybe season three. So that was like around 2009, 2010. What I do here's where my brain is going in a weird place. In 2010, I went to, I believe it's 2010. Yes, I went to Club Med. When were the Winter Olympics? Oh, girl, you asked me. Winter Olympics, the in Vancouver. I think that was 2010, because that's when I went to Club Med.
Starting point is 00:20:05 And I was at the, you know, I was there. I had no one to socialize with at all. So I'd go to the little bar at Club Med, because it was a family med in Port St. Lucie, you know? And so everyone there was like an adult or a baby. So I, I mean, not that I was not an adult, but you know, that's how I view myself as stuck in a mature teenager.
Starting point is 00:20:24 So I go there, I had to go adult, but you know that's how I view myself as stuck in immature teenager. So I go there I Had to go to the bar the sand bar at Clubbed and so I'd go there and I'd sit there and I remember sitting there and some Ladies some like mom with like a like a little like you know Kate Kate what's her face Bob with the you know Kate and Nate Kate I'm a little slower. You know that you know talking about that Kate. Yeah Kate. What's her face Bob with the you know, Katenate, Katen Most slow here. You know what you know talking about that Kate. Yeah, Kate. What's her last name? That stupid lady And from an alley. No, not Kate and alley Kate is in like Kate plus eight. Oh Goslin, so this lady comes up with her Kate Goslin's like, I have a skinny girl, Margaret Rita. And I remember thing myself, oh my God, Bethany's thing is catching on.
Starting point is 00:21:08 And then it was like six months later that it was actually being commercially released. Um, I've been looking it up on the internet this whole time. So that's all I was like, Kate from Kate Nally. You're like, uh, thanks for listening, Dick. I'm trying to see when this damn wine came out and it is hilarious reading all the headlines when you put Ramona Sinkarpino Grigio. One of them is like, I don't have a drinking problem.
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Starting point is 00:22:12 Okay. And then she tells us, I want to hurt Bethany because she punched me. So I want to punch her even hard. Hey. And she's like, uh, you want poor, you had call it. You had a car. Bethany's like, what are you researching me? What are you googling me right now? What do you have a Google alert? Like, for my college days, like Google Google alert from the past, or what? It was like back to the past. I also like that when Bethany, when Ramona was, was, you know, saying that she's, she got, and she was doing Pinagrejaja first and Beth, you know Beth It was like no actually like you got the blue business because I did everyone goes well. I drink wine. I drink wine
Starting point is 00:22:56 She just screams in out I drink wine Okay, okay, we know and Beth Bethany's trying to stay totally conscious. Yeah, yeah, I can see that. Okay, you do that real well. Yeah, literally have bubbles coming out of your mouth right now. Yeah, so Ramona again, that wasn't ever in question Ramona. Ramona is again doing this whole thing. Like you went to private school.
Starting point is 00:23:20 You someone paid for your private school in your car. It's like, you have like more revelations. These are not revelations that are shocking to humanity that someone's parents paid for their middle school or their high school. It's like, it does happen. You know? You had ponies. You know how many little girls want a pony?
Starting point is 00:23:40 She's like, what? I grew up like sleeping in the back of a racetrack. Do you know what it's like, what? I grew up like sleeping in the back of a racetrack. Do you know what it's like? It's like to drag your own book bags to school. And she's like, well, now, but I know it's like to watch my mom get dragged across the kitchen floor. Oh, geez.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Oh my God. Yeah, it's like always afraid to use the phone. Right. But I'm saying that because it's like, Ramona's acting like Bethany was just like, he's gone through no pain. Gone through no pain. And she's like, same like terrible shit Bethany was, Bethany's gone through no pain. Gone through no pain and she's like,
Starting point is 00:24:05 seen like terrible shit and had to like hustle her whole life. Like Ramona, do you remember season one and two of your show? Don't you remember when you're like, you're a poor. So Ramona knows she's losing this because Bethany, you know, Bethany is really good at just staying calm sometimes when Robona's going off the rails because it just makes Ramona more and more angry. And she goes, yeah, well, I made myself and you don't know what is like between the years
Starting point is 00:24:35 I was successful and Mario didn't feel good about it. And she's like, I'll guide. Mario really loved him. By the way, I seem to remember that the company that she worked at was Marriott's family company, the True Religion, or True, that's a gene. True, really? True was.
Starting point is 00:24:54 It was like a renewal. I don't remember what it was. I mean, I do know that Ramona worked in, she remember she did work in fashion as like, with, she worked in some sort of like inventory way where she was like I was the lady who sold the tag on the inside of the top the jeans. Hey, okay. That was hard work. I've been in fashion for years. Okay. I've got a passion for fashion. But I just I just want to say that I mean like The whole thing when she first came on the show is that yes, she worked in fashion. She was a business lady
Starting point is 00:25:24 But she basically was doing Mario's family business. So, like, for her to be accusing Bethany of these things, feels slightly hypocritical, but of course, naturally, we all know she's projecting. She's projecting, you know. And it's totally just from now, you know. It's just so mad. This is crazy. Well, Bonnie, I'm just remembering right now. One time, when there's a little girl, I started to project.
Starting point is 00:25:48 And then Jolene Parsonsmith said, hey, stop seeing those things, little girl. You're annoying all the little critters in the forest. To this day, I can't even go into a forest. Nora can I use a movie projector? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but it's true. Movies are day class set. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:26:04 I'll only watch them on Blue break, okay, or the Netflix That's like yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, okay. You're doing great doing great wants a mind wants a mind What do you want? What do you want? What are you doing? What do you want? What are you doing? What are you thinking? What do you want? What are you thinking? Why what are you thinking? And then Ramona goes, you are finished. Okay, you are done and you don't even see it yourself. You don't even see how done you are.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Bethany, if you don't like me, don't be my friend. Oh no, I accept people for who they are. Okay, but you are broken. Okay. And I do not accept broken people for who they are. Only unbroken people. Somewhere, Lisa Vanderpump is looking into the sky and seeing the LVP logo projected into the clouds, like, broken bad. Butler. What's the Butler thing? Michael Cain, please get the Please get the pinks rose, rose, I have a mission. The rose, maubeel darling.
Starting point is 00:27:09 She gets into a flowy, like a flowy sheer a caftan, that's her bad soup. She's like, come on Robin. What, darling? She's just getting my suit on, darling. It's tight to tight. That's what they cold tights can. As you drive across the country very slowly. So Ramona is like, you're broken, okay? And I accept people for who they are.
Starting point is 00:27:35 And Bethany goes, yeah, I can see that. Yeah, you're very nurturing. It's like you're very caring. I do love people, okay? Love them, love them. You attack me, Bethany. It's like, I didn't, you know, the truth came out. I do love people. Okay? Love them. Love them. You attacked me, Bethany. It's like, I didn't, you know, the truth came out.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Like, the truth came out today. That's all I have to say. So, yeah, the truth is, you're a bitch. There, I said it. You're a bitchy, nitchy, witchy, witch. You're a witch, bitch, nitchnitch. You're a bitch, witch. Good luck to you, bitch, witch.
Starting point is 00:28:02 You're a bitchy, witch. You're probably like eating sandwiches. That's what you're like. You're a bitchy witch who probably likes eating sandwiches That's what you're like you like a D.I. Which you favorite dessert I don't you why don't you why don't you design a skinny girl chip which oh, that's right You can't because there's already a skinny cow version, okay? Cheater brand chip witch bitchy witch ditch in the Abercrombie in the bitch Stitch Lilo and stitch good movie you probably would ruin it and chip which bitchy which ditch in the ever from the in the fish stitch
Starting point is 00:28:25 Lee Loan stitch good movie you probably would ruin it You're like a blue I collect that's a Reminds I'm fine. I Collected dead dead wine bottles like the kids Can you bet me you make it to Mia? So Beth me is like well if a friend attacks every inch of your character in the soldier very being But there was no one died here. Did it happen? No one's eating it'll believe me Like I like to dream the way you know it like if a tree falls in the forest like you know what I say like just let it fall
Starting point is 00:28:54 Like I don't say why you asking me about a tree that calls in the forest like if I'm not there I don't care like why why why do I care about a tree? You know what I'd like to fall I like to fall in my bed Okay, cuz I'm tired right now. I'm exhausted, you know I worked so hard and that is mods my closet literally I can't like honestly like I'll fall in my bed, okay? Cause I'm tired right now. I'm exhausted. You know, I work so hard and I just moths in my closet. Literally, I can't. Like, honestly, like, I'll fall in my closet, like, treat. All right? And then someone could be there to what's, when to say, and then it really happened. Okay, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:29:10 So of course, typical Bethany walks straight to Carol. She's like, I'm going home, I think. Yeah. I was every single time. Yeah. And it's sort of weird too, because during that fight, Ramona was being so over the top and so on hinge, and she was so drunk that I thought around midway through Bethany realized she was just dealing with the crazy woman,
Starting point is 00:29:28 and she was just like, okay, whatever. But she actually seemed extremely affected by it, you know? She was like me? Yeah, I think she was. Well, I mean, she did hit all her spots. So only things she didn't say was, oh my god, get daughters over. Like everybody's so over-yet daughter. Like, she went after the businesses, she went to the fucking your way to the top, you didn't do anything on your own. So she did go, she did hit all the, the apartment buttons.
Starting point is 00:29:53 And Ramona knows Bethany's buttons. I mean, that Brooklyn Bridge scene has haunted Bethany for years. Well, I mean, all day it was they walked across and Ramona's, Ramona, I didn't, I remember watching that scene and thinking, it's not like that crazy. I mean, I thought it was they walked across and Ramona's Ramona. I didn't remember watching that scene and thinking it's not like that crazy. I mean, I thought that Ramona was being rude, but it wasn't like crazy, but she hit nerves on Bethany that still get
Starting point is 00:30:15 hit all the time. It's like she has Bethany's number. It's kind of amazing. Yeah, it's like you're with Lone, okay? Have fun. You're a loan. You'll always be a loan. You're like on a bridge, but you're also the water under the troubled bridge is like so confusing. Simon and Garfunko wouldn't even know what to do with you. That's how broken you're so beautiful. You would not be able to fly on silverbird You just crash into the water and you wouldn't have that special Airplane pilot to help you, okay? No miracle Hudson for you Bethany You're so broken you're turning this bridge into a draw bridge, okay? Which you bitch bitch P.I. B.I. P.I
Starting point is 00:30:53 Bitch which stitch? Fitch Bitch It seems like it would be easier, right? You would think of it as you're blind, but I can't do it. I'm sorry. I don't have rhymezone.com open. Okay. So Beth and he's like, I'm going home.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Beth's a carol. She's like, all right. So. So Ramona goes up to Sonia. Sonia. I'm so I've still got onions on my mind from a low deck. They won't leave my mind. So Ramona goes up to Sonia and Sonia goes, I told you to give her space. What did you do? She's
Starting point is 00:31:30 like, I called her a bitchy witch and I mean it. She said, Sonia goes, you didn't. So she's like, she attacked me. Okay. She was like smirking at me and she said things and you don't want to make up with me because ABCD, EF things and you don't want to make up with me because A-P-C-D-E-F-G and I don't want to make up with you because S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-C whatever like with the middle of the alphabet Nobody even knows because she likes stolen Why is it W called a W? Should be called a W W W V? That's what it looks like a double V not a W I'm so confused. I hate this alphabet, but you know what? I worked hard to get through it, okay? It's something you go.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Oh, so she said that, your apology is not accepted in other words. Because Sonya's like, she's not gonna accept that. Sonya's like the important thing is that I was right. So thank you everybody, thank you. So Ramona, she's, you know, everyone like receipts to their people to talk about. You know, Bethany is telling Carol all about it. Ramona, she's you know, everyone like receipts to their people to talk about you know, Beth is telling Carol all about it Ramona is telling Luanne and
Starting point is 00:32:30 And Sonia and she's saying things like she attacked me, okay, she attacked me and you know she did have sex on a what a bed I'm sorry. She did do that. You know she attacked me and I unleashed it. Hey, I don't even care if somebody gives me a ticket for walking her off the leash because she's a BI Wi i okay W she's a BI from W i Or is I call her a B we it's like a QE but you're too bitchy which instead appreciated She's a cheese curd bitch that appreciated. She's a cheese curd bitch. So, to Rindanox and she's like, Hey, I want to check on you, everybody got clean towels,
Starting point is 00:33:09 flat cakes and anything. And breathes like, I'm gonna go. Like, seriously, it was wonderful. It was amazing. Wow, what a trend. Those little balls downstairs that you can change the color with the thing, like, seriously amazing, but I gotta go.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Oh, God, guess what? You don't wanna happen again. And Ramona makes an attempt to try to pull Carol onto her side, and she's like, you know what? She's a user, Bethany's a user. She's using you right now. And you know what? That's funny, because you know what Bethany says?
Starting point is 00:33:35 She says, she doesn't even like being with you, because you're boring. Can you believe that Bethany, your best friend, would say that. She's boring. Yeah, boring. You're boring. And she goes, smoke that in your pipe. Carol's like,
Starting point is 00:33:50 okay, this is a very transparent attempt to sway me and it's not working. Put it in your put that in your pipe and smoke it. What I said smoke it in your pipe. So Carol's like, I don't accept that. Okay, I'm leaving. And then Bethany comes down and Ramona says, Oh, what? She, sorry, was going to Bethany. Ramona goes, what? You're leaving? Like, we can't have an altercation.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Because I'm leaving. Just step away from Ramona. You got your way. I'm leaving. I don't want you to go Bethany. She goes, oh, yeah, you and I will never speak again. Okay, we will never be friends again. We will never even be on the same sidewalk again.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Okay, see me on the sidewalk, you're not seeing me, you're just seeing somebody else. Okay. Ramona's like, why are you such a vicious bitch? And Bethany's like, that's why. I said I was sorry. I tried to make up with her. I don't know what's wrong with her.
Starting point is 00:34:43 I'm like, you never said you were sorry. Ever. She just turns it right around. I said I was sorry. I tried to make up with her. I don't know what's wrong with her. I'm like you never said you were sorry Ever she just turns it right around. I said I was sorry This is by the way also on the heels of her saying earlier like really taking the high-road hero moon is like she started you started it Bethany So then Bethany's just walking around in circles like I'm leaving that's it you're dead to me like no sidewalks He's just walking around in circles like I'm leaving that's it. You're fed to me like no sidewalk. Kevin. I was. He has like, show us where the sidewalk ends.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Okay. That's Robbie. Okay. You're always going to be chasing sidewalks. Okay. So Ramona sits on the stairs and just watches her being on the Roda can walking around. And she goes, well, Bethany, hopefully we'll get over this.
Starting point is 00:35:24 I mean, I thought we did earlier but But now you're making these rules but sidewalks. I just don't understand. It's already hard enough walking on them with the cracks And my mother's back, okay, and now you I can't be on the same one with you like where am I supposed to walk okay? EFGI, you know what I mean Bethany? No, nobody knows what you mean. Alpha about lady. Okay. So C. Lee's out. Thanks Miranda. Great party. Like great trip. Thanks so much. Hope you have a great time. Yeah. It's also like, well, they probably did not go. They probably not go home that night. They probably went to a hotel right because
Starting point is 00:35:59 there was like 11 p.m. and it was snowing and she's gonna make Kevin drive in down the like the teconic to get back to New York. It's rude. So the next day, Tyrenda comes down and PJs. Yeah. And Tinsley's in the kitchen and Tyrenda tells her. Tyrenda tells her. So I'm going to the bell and I see Sonia and I'm thinking she's dead. She's in this chair and I thought, oh my God, is it this house?
Starting point is 00:36:27 She's dead in the chair. She's like, her head's on the floor. And I said, like, is it the mummy? Is this Tom Cruise in the mummy? Because I see it right there. I live in my dining room just sitting there. But she's actually kind of beautiful. I think it's because she wasn't talking
Starting point is 00:36:40 and she didn't smell like booze as much. Because it's so dissipated away. Anyway, I tried to take her up the stairs. She just tried to kiss me the whole time. I was like, no, I'm not your napkin friend and I got on the bed. And now everything's good. I'm sure she'll come down soon in the room. But John is ceremony enters.
Starting point is 00:36:58 She's like, hi. And her phone's ringing. And she's like, oh my god. So what's calling me right now I don't know what is Some number from somewhere around the world is until a communication is crazy. Hey last night Bethany she was trying to poke at me I think that would happen with that Bethany was poking at me and poking at me and poking at me and then like normally
Starting point is 00:37:24 I like to take the high road but I've had a lot of wine because I drink wine so I didn't take the high road I took the low road and I poked back that's all I did I just poked back you know I just made some little pokes about saying how she's always slept away at the top and never did anything with her life and she has a bad you know brand that's dead and her life is miserable she'll never be happy just some little pokes okay? Hunky what are you gonna argue with the Bible for being truthful?
Starting point is 00:37:47 Like, go ahead, tell King James about it, okay? But she doesn't even go into all that. She's just like, she poked it me. And then you know what happened? Like, I got mad because she was being so mean because she slandered you and John, which never happened. Now Ramona's just making shit up.
Starting point is 00:38:04 And during the goes, yeah. Well, he did too. Well, that's the thing. She wasn't saying that Bethany standard job last night, but she was, you know, Ramona was glossing over everything she said, just saying, Oh, I just poked. I just poked at her, you know, which is which is why I was saying that stuff because it's like you didn't just poke at her. You actually fully went in with like a night. If that's not stabbing, it's different than poking, you know, and then afterwards, she's like, you know, Bethany is, you know, miserable, essentially saying Bethany is a miserable person.
Starting point is 00:38:29 And on top of that, by the way, she slanders you and John all the time, you know, and that's what Twinders like, uh, you sort of did the same thing, Robota. I never slanted him. I mean, not slander, not as bad. Did I? And then they showered like, well, John, I heard that John was downstairs smoking cigarettes
Starting point is 00:38:49 outside the hotel room, telling people that he snorts by Agra after he shoots heroin because he likes being buzzed and pounding you for six hours. So he's just like, yeah, I just like slam the, and I was like, oh, well, you know, well, now John is my B F so it's so okay, okay And then I'm gonna make the most of the way I'm just walks in with it. She's just she's already been up
Starting point is 00:39:15 She has a cod monkey she walks in because good morning Good morning girls Hi girls, she's laughing. She's like oh Hi girls, she's laughing. She's like, oh, yeah, she's like, oh, would you believe it? It's morning time. And then she just like opens up her shirt to reveal her little, whatever she's wearing underneath that. It's the dad. It's the dazzled Mrs. Dagestino to be. Would you believe it? What are my friends made this? Because I am to be Mrs. Dagestino. Would you believe it? Future Mrs. Dagestino. Like what are you going to wear that for a week? Then it's over, you know. So she's like, want some eggs all up front,
Starting point is 00:39:52 I was going to say, as so Sonia comes down and hurt and hurt in the sexy PJs and Durenda goes, where'd you find that? She goes, that Durendaindas. Durrindas. You brought two suitcases. Look, I'm a good hostess, but I wanted to say how do you enjoy my dad's husband's PJs he gave me that I had in the Zippard bag? Yeah, and I like that she goes, that I had zipped up in a beautiful Zippabag. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday,
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Starting point is 00:41:02 as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts, you can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Kent believes she went into the beautiful Zippa bag. It is pretty rude though, I heard. She just went through all of her bags and started picking out clothes. Fuckin' Sonia. So everybody's starting to leave,
Starting point is 00:41:26 getting ready to leave and stuff, and Ramona's upstairs packing, which it's very rare to even see that. She's like shoes, okay, there's boots and there's shoes. I'm like, you don't even know how to pack your own shoes. Like we've never seen before. I'm like, who the bitch is okay? How many stunts is can I put in here?
Starting point is 00:41:44 She goes, she's folding out clothes and she goes, oh look at me. I'm folding Sonya's clothes. I'm such a good friend. Oh, no I guess I'm a bad friend like Bethany said you're a bad friend Ramona. You're a bad friend This talking to herself look at me packing for myself. I'm a self-made woman. Hey driver, can you take my chocolate Santa Claus? Thank you. So Sonia and Tinsley, uh, Sonia's like, well, now that we aren't at home, or now that we aren't at home anymore, here I am in your space for a change. Uh-huh. Look at the eight crossing boundaries. I'm like a regular Jill Hennessey crossing over. And Tinsley's like, look, And Tonsy's like, look, all I'm saying is the whole thing with Connor pissed me off. It was a simple thing. I was just a simple thing.
Starting point is 00:42:31 He answered the door and he got my hat. And Sonny's like, you can't use Connor. Period. And then they sew a clip of Connor and he's like, guys, I have a surprise. It's a dog collar. What? I didn't understand how that like represent anything. It was Sonya would be like, listen, Tins,
Starting point is 00:42:52 in the future, Connor should not be saying, hey guys, it should be like, hey, Sonya, like you should not be involved with this, this dog collar business, okay? I don't want him pluralizing anymore. In terms of he's like, yeah, well, that's what I gotta say about that. I mean, I could't want him pluralizing anymore in terms of like yeah That's what I gotta say about that I mean I could get some night well I don't know I gave her to rind voice, but you know she's sick. Oh
Starting point is 00:43:13 I'm sorry you feel that way, but there are rules So So no message just like I always tell my my like like that I don't want Connor to come between us. I tell my housekeeper do not become a between us. You know, it's hard but everyone we have to keep Connor out of our relationships. I'm like how invasive is Connor? I just brought my shirt. I've got a surprise. Step away from the cleaning lady Connor. It's computer number four, Connor.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Step away. Connor coming in between everybody's relationships is so good. So Durinda, it goes downstairs and she's like, she's only up there telling me about rules. I don't know why I laughed so hard at that. Durrinda was hilarious in this episode. I love when Durrinda is sober because she just can take everything laugh about it and be okay. And then we get the clip of happening this season wait
Starting point is 00:44:16 later, obviously at the end of the show, and it's drunk Durrinda again. She's like, you know, I can, you really like that. Oh, fucking kill you. And this, she's like, you know, I can take everything with the grain of salt or what. Yeah, yeah. Dorenda has been really good this season, but I'm like really influenced about the fact
Starting point is 00:44:35 that she's unleashing Drunk Dorenda on us for the second half, because the second, the previous for the second half this season, we're so amazing. And it's mainly, it's like like I would say it's 75% of durin The feeling Hostess with the most this and about 25% the wind falling over and Remona going see you should have gone around this way instead, okay?
Starting point is 00:44:59 Fucking Ramona Ramona would be the worst fireman ever I told you you shouldn't stop fires in your house, okay? Like your house is on fire. Like who told you to do that? You shouldn't be doing that, okay? I'm sorry, you didn't have a fire extinguisher. Now you want me to help you? I can't do that, okay?
Starting point is 00:45:16 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hi, fire department here. I hear this kitty in the tree. Hey, kitty in the tree. Why did you go up into the tree? Hi, 911 we have a fire. I think I think my house is burned out. Can you come help? Well, you know, it's crazy. I think Bethany's gonna come around you know I said no, please don't change the topic
Starting point is 00:45:37 No, but you know Bethany she gets a little angry but she has different set of rules. It's not fair I'm dying in here. I know I'm dying too and Bethy wouldn't help me So let's see so Dorinda tells everybody leaves and during this like then guys mean piles of change Hey rich, it's like hugging piles of nickels on the ground So she's so glad that they're gone So she goes that to Ramona's room and she says Ramona's room with trash She ripped the light fix is right off the wall It's really the lack of damage yeah, and so we see pictures because now now Durin is actually back in New York And she's like fusing around her apartment like
Starting point is 00:46:21 It's taking things out of Garmin bags, putting them in Garmin bags, and she's generally making a making a mess of her clutter. And this is when she shows us pictures of Ramona's room after she left, and there is damage. There's like paint that's been stripped off the walls, and apparently like, nicks in the wood Ramona just went berserk in there. I don't know what it was. She probably was drunk, because you know, Ramona has a history of doing some home renovation in the Berkshire's. Like when she installed an air conditioning unit in her home. So she probably was drunk. I was like, you know what? There's too much light in here. We got to take these lights down. You know, we just take them down.
Starting point is 00:46:59 It's just pulled lights off the wall. Yeah. It's a light switch. That's so crazy. They don't have light switches out here. This is why I can never come to the Berkshire's. It's crazy. Like, how do you, if I need water in the middle of the night, what do I know to flip a switch? It's like, what the Berkshire's going to tell me when to get water? Turn off the light. And she just gets up and like rips the fixture out of the wall. Fuck, but it's Ramona.
Starting point is 00:47:21 But it's weird because there was no like, there's no wiring that was apparent, right? So these are just things that were stuck on. I'm like very curious to see what sort of fixtures they were. I like to understand them, okay? She's ripped them out of the wall. And Durin is like, you know, I'm very proud of my house. This house is my legacy.
Starting point is 00:47:41 And I walked in and I wanted to crack a little of my home, you know, a lot has been taken now You're gonna do this to my home. Yeah I'm like if this is your legacy then why are there so many snowmen at Santa Claus's? Okay, treat your legacy well Why do you make your legacy so tacky? So see if this is gonna be a huge deal later Like Durrinda is taking it really well right now. But you know, they're in there. Also Ramona did not make her bed.
Starting point is 00:48:09 We forgot to mention. I mean, there's just shit everywhere in that room. It's a nightmare. And yeah, Durrinda will let that stew. She'll just sit there and let that stew and stew and stew. And then she'll order a couple of martinis and it's on, bitch. It'll be, it'll be just like a total disaster. So now let's go over to Carol's house. Adam is there with his mom highlights. Yeah. And he's putting a place of food on like one of those window bench things to take pictures. And she's like, what are you making? He's like, oh, you know,
Starting point is 00:48:43 just a sexy food salad. The huge is making a food video about about his sexy salad. Nothing sexy about it, by the way, sexy salad. So it's really somewhere. I'm very angry at this prospect. Sure. Tinsley comes over and Carol's like, you smell good.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Does it smell like cap open here? I think Tindy said, yeah, well, it's my fragrance. It's called Carol by Tindsley. So Tindsley meets Adam for the first time. And she's like, oh, hi, hi, that's how it is sexy. He's like, that's the point. She's like, oh, she gets it. She's going to she goes to show her this apartment that's opening down the hall. And we get to me. Karen Donica, the broker. Yeah. Karen Donica could be in every scene ever. She's like, there's a loft. And in the back, there's a room with a sectional. People can lie down there. It's like a lounge. And in the back there's a room with a sectional people can lie down there. It's like a lounge Well, you could lounge there you can sleep there. There's a kitchen. You can cook there. You can make your office I don't know what you can do. You can make an English muffin if you want anything you want the world your oyster stairs
Starting point is 00:49:55 Here you can go up these stairs if you want to go upstairs. You go up these stairs. It's amazing how they plan this This you go down the stairs a lot of flexibility. You know the only thing you can't just go sideways along the stairs you know because you know there's no railing you'll fall off. You know sometimes you sit and inside and you're like I wonder what's going on outside. Well they installed these things called windows in here. They're amazing you walk over to them you can see outside. You know there's a living room you can live in it you can put a chair in there you can put a love seat you can put a couch it doesn't matter what sort of couch a new couch an old couch with terrible upholstery that has been updated in 40 years, look at Coward's apartment, it's a miracle.
Starting point is 00:50:29 Are you sick of pooping in a bush? Well, you have no longer have to, because they've got something in here called the bathroom, a restroom, where you could just rest your butt for a little while, flushes, you know, pull about a lever. Hey, are all the gays having all the fun? Well, guess what, you could all the fun? Well guess what? You could have the fun too with your very own closet.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Go for your clothes in there or your identity. Whatever you want. It's your world. You know, are you sick of leaving your clothes on the floor? Does he think the closet called hangers? Put your clothes on there and they hang. Hey, what's that above you? It's your own ceiling. and they hang. Hey, what's that above you? It's your own ceiling.
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Starting point is 00:52:06 7,100 a month and it's only 1,200 square feet. I get it. It looks like ass. I mean, no wonder that poor person who lived there had like Sina's couch from Azusa and like a paper lantern lamp from IKEA. And Sina herself in the corner with a little tray for cocktails.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Would you like a prime cocktail? I've had all of them. Sextonals are kind of my thing. Good. 70, 100 a month. And then, uh, bullshit. Jesus. Bullshit. Bullshit. They go back to Carol's and, uh, Adam's like still shooting his sexy salad.
Starting point is 00:52:41 I got to make sure the arugula hits the light just right. And they made sure to show every single baby and yeah, all the baby. Kai Ranz said baby, baby, baby, baby. I love when the editors are shady. They're like, baby, age two. And it goes, baby, one, there's a love shit like that. That's as shit that they throw in. It's like they're winking at the audience, you know, so and the dog baby is eating a rug sample. So what is going on in Carol's apartment? It's a big green rug sample. It's a sexy salad for a dog.
Starting point is 00:53:15 So, like who's baby's daddy in Carol's? Well, there's a baby daddy downstairs and a baby mama upstairs. You'll meet baby mama at the art gallery opening. I am honored to be one among the collection of beautiful and interesting women my neighbor has painted. I was actually very happy for Carol because she said, yeah, you'll meet her at my art show. I mean, it's not my art show,
Starting point is 00:53:46 which is an art I didn't make art, but like I'm like, you know, like hosting a show that has art. I was like, thank you, Carol, because I guarantee that 99% of anyone else on Bravo would have been like, it's my art, I've made it. Thank you for not taking credit for that, Carol. for not taking credit for that, Carol. You know, I'm not much of a galleryist, I'm more of an author! Okay, Carol, we were just, we were just complimenting you, okay, Carol? Real it in. So, Tinsley, I think it was here, I don't remember really where it was, but Tinsley is now contemplating the idea of moving downtown, and it's kind of hard because, like, I've
Starting point is 00:54:23 always lived, I've always the upper east side and it's like, you know, living downtown is like so far from my life. And like, how am I gonna blow up my hair? How am I gonna get my blow out? Like, existential places. Like they don't get their hair blown out downtown. I love it. You just have to stand there for subway great.
Starting point is 00:54:43 Yeah, the people from the upper east side think of downtown is like some hellish, you know, hell skate No one blows out their hair below-housed it. I know I was like I'm sure I feel like the people below house are probably more bougie than the people above-housed in these days Oh, yeah, $7,100 damn dollars. Oh my goodness. I can't get over that. Speaking of which, speaking of rich ladies who live downtown, we then go to Bethany who's boss around, Wassamatter. And you know, Bethany is in her apartment and Wassamatter and what's the going on are there.
Starting point is 00:55:19 They're like helping her with, you know, all these things. And they're like, Bethany, you have an appointment tomorrow. I was like, ah, Bethany, you have an appointment after that appointment. Yeah Bethany then you have another appointment. You know I get overwhelmed You know it's like it's like so much. You know it's like these assistants to them that like these these things in their calendar Just like words and they just say them to me, but like it's overwhelming like it's like too much I can't do like honestly just like kill me now like send me to the throat like like take your iCal Print it out and just give me a thousand paper cuts with it and I'll just like die I'll bleed on the floor
Starting point is 00:55:44 I'm like Bethany you're getting overwhelmed with your appointments. How do you think these poor girls feel? You're like, okay, here, take a look at this insect. All right, okay, move this ladder. All right, all right, now go over there and like, get that can. I, oh, where's the can open? Okay, I want you to go down stairs and buy three can openers, and we'll bring them back up on which side, which is the favorite one, then you return the other two, okay, and then you're gonna open up the can, and then you're gonna like this on the side, we're gonna go out into the farmer's market. It's like, Bethany, you bark- So many orders at these women and you're complaining that you're getting overwhelmed?
Starting point is 00:56:07 And then she gets them out of them. Is that what is this, a month? Because I paid John Medesad, like, tons of money to get rid of moths. Like, so many is calling because there's moth in here. Like, this was a very expensive sweater. Like, what is this moth?
Starting point is 00:56:18 Is it bug or weevil? Is it bug or weevil? Is it bug or weevil? Is it moth or weevil? Like, what is it? Is it caterpillar? Is it pupas? Like, what is it? Pupa? I don't get it.
Starting point is 00:56:26 Like what is this? Is like national geographic up here? Like I paid $10,000 to get it to demotify. I feel like there's be a storytelling thing going on here. It's like the moth in here. Okay, literally. I can't. Like I'll say, let's just get MPR. Okay, we'll just tell a story in here and put holes in my clothes. I'll say a 10,000 dollar to get the storytellers out of here. And just like her questions are so funny.
Starting point is 00:56:42 She's like, oh my god, it's a moth. Like look, it's sex with this paper. Like what is this? Is this like an eating moth? Or is this just like a different are so funny. She's like, oh my god, it's a lot like look at sex of this paper Like what is this is this like in eating math or is this just like a different kind of math what kind of math is it and The system's like oh Bethany you're gorgeous. Let me look up that math on the internet. What are you doing like googling the math like seriously? Like it's a lot. I'm off this is a lot. No, but Bethany. I just need to learn this for you. I love you Bethany Like like seriously like two months now. Like I say, you're right on a computer right now it's overwhelming me. Like literally I can't.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Like what's my, what's going on on the computer? Like what are you gonna add in there? Like okay, now you're a circus performer. Look now you're making popcorn, look now you're making coffee, look now you're the president, look now you're a sales lady, a sax. Like what the hell?
Starting point is 00:57:19 Look you're a trinket back through it, Bethany. It's like ding, ding, ding, the icon came back to my life, how about that? That being said, the Moth situation is the worst. I've had Moths before, I'm sure a lot of people have, when you have a Moths situation, it is actually just the worst. And when she said she spent $10,000 to get rid of Moths in her closet, I wasn't like, wow, I can't believe you spent
Starting point is 00:57:43 that, I was like, I get it. And I would be fierce because I'll tell you, when I've had a Ma's situation a few years ago, and it was truly the worst. Because you have to do everything. And when you've got like rugs, it's like, you don't even know. You feel like the eggs are everywhere.
Starting point is 00:57:57 You feel like you can't get rid of them. Okay, and you just feel discombobulated. And so then when, sorry, I'm getting all tensed on everyone. I'm not getting choked up. I just, my nose stepped up. Like, it had an instantaneous... Like, let me tell you about my mom. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:11 You ever know that, you never have that happen when you're talking and then your nose stuffs up out of nowhere and then all of a sudden, like, you're breathing patterns messed up. You know, because like, the air isn't going out of the nose. You know what I'm saying? That's, I'm overwhelmed. No. But, so when you've had the mom situation and then you see a trace of a MOT,
Starting point is 00:58:26 it's like you're, it feels like your world gets turned upside down. It's like, oh no, they're back. What are they really back? What do I do? So I actually get Bethany right now. I'm talking a lot everyone. I understand I have no, no, you're not, no, it's totally true. Like as like 10,000 hours is like a MOT that's two months. Like what do you think. It's like 10,000. That's nice. It's like a mountain. That's too much like what do you think?
Starting point is 00:58:46 It's not like the sweat like eating kind of courses. What do you think it's just like visiting so how come on to my I'm googling Bethany Oh Jesus I can't believe how yeah hurry up hurry up. How many layers you need okay? Like just query okay like did you ever check what you've ever taken Maybe speaking like I don't understand why it's having so slow how I told you lately. I love you Bethany No, you have it now. Hurry up, get the mouth going. Daringa shows up at a little dinner party
Starting point is 00:59:10 and guess who's there? Jill and Poppy. Can I say something? I was actually really excited to see Jill. Well, Jill was really excited to see Jill, I'm sure. I'm sure she went her day, I'm seat when the scene came off. I'm like, oh my God, there I am. Look, it's like natural. It's nature.
Starting point is 00:59:27 You right now you're seeing a wild animal in her natural habitat and that is me and look at my bangs. I'm amazing. Nothing has changed girls. I miss the gossip. Like seriously, I'm gonna admit it right now. I'm gonna be honest. Bethany had mods, but I had butterflies in my stomach. I was like, I'm actually surprised at how excited I was because it just was like, it's Jill. I mean, say what you will about her. You know, she, you know, she can be ridiculous, not full, but it's, it's Jill. It's Jill. It was like, you know, she's like a classic, you know,
Starting point is 00:59:58 I was happy. If Kelly Benson- I feel like I'm getting to know- I'm getting to know- I feel like they put this after the moth scene for a reason. It's like speaking of things you can't get rid of Yeah, just sitting there like I can have another order of Bethany sweater. That would be great So she's like well, let me tell you everybody, my step daughter had bullying. Like it's a defeat letter. Like she came down with bullying. She's like, my
Starting point is 01:00:31 step daughter had bullying. So I did this anti bullying thing. And you know, I love to rent that. So I said to rent it next to me because I know that she's also friends with Ramona. Ramona was there. And I knew that she would see during this sitting next to me. You should have seen her face. I'm like, was it herky, jerky, bobble-eyed and crazy? Because that's like how it is everything. That's normally what it is. That's the Dorenda had the best observation.
Starting point is 01:00:56 All right. So you had some bullying at your bully event. That's great. This bullying going out of the bully in lunch. The waiter's like, Hey hey ladies, how is everything? She's like, he gives better. It doesn't get better. You know, Bethany iced me out. It got worse for me.
Starting point is 01:01:15 I was bullied by Bethany. So, Lou Ann Menter. She's like, good morning girls. She did. She had, I mean, I loved Luann's entrance is this episode I made gifts of both entrances and Wade Luann enters in this like bright red jumpsuit and she's just like does like an I'm a little teapot tall and lanky I'm getting married which I believe the teapot's getting married it's not
Starting point is 01:01:37 a bad bit in the beast anymore it's about the teapot miss his angel lands where teapots getting married it's me the more they say that her husband or her fiancee's a piece of shit, the harder she laughs in every inference. So funny. He's like, Hi. Hi. Hi.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Hi. Hi, girls. So she comes in with Tom and she's like, uh, uh, you know, me and Jill have been here, uh, friends for over 10 years. And I can't imagine her and Bobby not being at the wedding. Also, they donated a lot of fabric for the tablecloths. Would you believe it?
Starting point is 01:02:13 Zara Fabrics, still a business. And then Jill's like, oh, I can't wait for the wedding. It's a three day affair. So I have so many friends coming. Like Jill's already taking credit for the guest list. I've got so many celebrities coming to your's already taken credit for the guest list I've got so many celebrities coming to your wedding. Thank me later. Thank me later So Dorenda starts
Starting point is 01:02:37 Telling the table about Bethany and Ramona's fight and everything and she was like I'm not gonna lie I missed the gossip. I missed the gossip Only when well they're obsessed with Tom. They're just obsessed like where does he have dinner? We saw Tom having dinner with someone and she goes you need a GPS You need a GPS. We're not talking about Jody Bart Smith Jill get it don't get it twisted Ah good because I was gonna have her sit right next to me and then watch Ramona's face Chris and takeman barges it did someone say anything GeoCash? Are we finally doing it? I've been boxed out. So, uh, Tom starts saying, yeah, it's crazy.
Starting point is 01:03:13 I don't even need GPS because these women have eyes on me all the time. I mean, they act like I just go to the same places over and over again. I mean, the truth is, you know, I have friends who are single and we just happen to go to the same places like the Regency on a Wednesday night and sometimes, you know, sometimes like, she'll get gum stuck in our teeth and I help get her out with gum. You know, it's like, we like to play what we call double dare, you know, physical challenge, you know, we put the gum on the eyeballs, except we do it in the mouth. It's like, fine, it's like, we're not kissing, we're just doing, you know, Mark Summers is there.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Yeah, God put texture on our tongues for a reason and sometimes people just need a little, you know, shine on their teeth So I stick my tongue down their throats and clean their mouth out, you know I mean things you do for an X like what are you gonna say now? Yeah, exactly You know and Ramona's here calling on my exes in in California and jokas that is so obnoxious As of jill I'm doing the same thing Lou? Lou, we don't let gossip affect our relationship. Really? Because you've been talking about it for like 20 minutes
Starting point is 01:04:10 at this dinner already. And you just walked in and joke us. Look, me and Ramona were good, right? We're good now. Like we had our issues. There was Morocco where the lady told her her husband was cheating, et cetera, et cetera. But you know, like we're good.
Starting point is 01:04:25 And I thought, you know, we're good. So I said Ramona, you want to come to my party in the Hampton. So I invited her because I thought we were good. Like, that was Lisa Vanderpump's party that used to it outside the gate, not being led into. Do you remember that? So she's like, I invited her because, you know, what did I think we were? Good. Everybody. Good. Good. All right. So she's like, I invited her because you know, what did I think we were good everybody good good good
Starting point is 01:04:46 All right good you listening so you know then I see that she has this big birthday dinner or this big birthday party I wasn't invited and you know what I thought what good we were good I mean I have no idea what's going on nobody says anything But Durrinda was the one you planned that party and made the guest list. And Dorenda's like, that's great. Well, I just, I just appreciated the Jill Zairn memory lane montage, you know, where we went from 2008 and forward and saw some like the highlights of Jill and Ramona fighting. We just like never seen friends again. That Morocco trip, Jill and Ramona tried to out-crazy each other.
Starting point is 01:05:30 I know. They were both fake crying. That's the one where Ramona threw herself on the bed, you know, on her back. They pretended to cry, like pretended to sob. It's also the same trip where Luana almost got thrown off a camel and then she scolded Ramona by saying, this, this is not the Plaza Hotel.
Starting point is 01:05:49 This is Morocco. You come down here and you're herman, monster shoes. And Kelly Benson, you know, listen here, I have something to say, no, shut up, Alex. We're talking right now. Kelly, that's what we'll never be friends. And here's what I have to say. Shut up, Alex, okay? Like, no one let Alex talk the whole time.
Starting point is 01:06:07 Open your eyes. No, close your eyes. Now, open your eyes. No, close your eyes. You're sad. You're angry. You're sad. You're angry.
Starting point is 01:06:15 What a classic. Oh my god. I mean, truthfully, has there ever been a non-classic real househouse of New York City trip? Maybe Montana, but Montana still was hilarious in its own stupid way. And Jill and Ramona are so similar in so many ways because she's like, she didn't invite me to her big birthday party. I thought we were good, but I mean, I couldn't go anyway,
Starting point is 01:06:35 but it's not about that. They both say the same thing. Like I couldn't go, but I still want an invitation. Yeah. So Tom's like, look, I love Ramona. She's great, Not really good at listening to bat gamma instructions. Unfortunately, but overall, wonderful woman and Luan goes, what a man. She's like, I can't, she's, she goes, what a gentleman he is. I can't stand the way she talks about him. I'll tell you who I'm going to sing an anti-remona song at San Bhasushi right now. So live it.
Starting point is 01:07:13 I did it my way, Ramona. So Tom's like, but I do feel bad for Luan because this is her time. And Luan goes, what do you think? What does she say? She is, what do you think of, what does she say? She is, what do you think of those cookies? What did Lweng say that? That was weird. It was weird. She was trying to, I think she was trying to do,
Starting point is 01:07:34 like, Lingo, she was like, yeah, she said, I don't remember what, I do remember she's cooking. I think she was still talking about Tom because she goes, what a man. And he's like, yeah, but I feel bad for Lue. It's her time. She was, look at those cookies, like talking about Tom, like goes, what a man. And he's like, yeah, but I feel bad for Louis. Her time she was, look at those cookies, like talking about Tom, like being the best catcher. Maybe it was a call back to Tom's cookie jar,
Starting point is 01:07:52 which is in the kitchen. Tom's cookies. He has his own cookie jar. Would you believe it? His own jar. And it feels like this is classic deflection. This girl is a mess. And guess what misery misery loves company.
Starting point is 01:08:06 Also, writers played by James Conn that are based on Stephen King. You know what, Jill Zaren can't say that misery enjoys company and then complaining that she wasn't invited to to her Ramona's party. You don't want to be around misery. If you're invited, that means they're misery too. Oh, and Durand is like I don't think one more is unhappy Just oh it goes deep it deep. Well, you know, she's going through something is making her a little nutty
Starting point is 01:08:32 And so Joe's like well, it's going to the wedding Mike who's gonna be there. Oh, not Bethany I was excited to see her I was hoping you know because I'm like really cool. I don't harbor anything I just want to show the world that I'm like friends with Bethany and now I can be welcome back into pop culture with a smile, right? Durant is like oh guy that would be awful if Bethany went she goes, oh, yeah, I forgot I have a bad memory Yeah, then we don't think they cut to Tom. They cut to Tom be like Hmm. Hockard. And then Bobby, typical Bobby, he's like, everyone, I would like to make a toast.
Starting point is 01:09:09 Cheers to those who wish as well. And the rest can go fuck them. Go enjoy your synthetic fabrics. Oh Bobby, I hope Bobby's doing well actually. I remember, I think he was having a cancer issue, so I actually really hope Bobby's doing well actually I remember and I think he was having a cancer issue So I actually really hope he's doing well because he always is Bobby's always like on death's door And then he comes back looking great and it's like did I do this to shit? Yes, Bobby, but you know what? We're proud to have you here to do it again. We're very grateful. You know what good? I don't know I got some Jene nostalgia. I'm not going to lie. I would, I would
Starting point is 01:09:48 rather Jill be back then. I mean, so I mean, I'd like Tinsley, but she hasn't really brought too much. And this is like, they keep on bringing these like, sort of these perfectly fine, you know, new housewives who will have a moment. And then that's all they do. Like Jules, let's just bring Jill back. Okay. Jill's just a self-defeator because the rumor was they were going to bring her back and then she goes on Brandy Glamville and just starts trashing and saying, I've staged, just scripted, it's off fake. Yeah, well, you know, Daniel's not there like she's back in Jersey. So there's hope for Jill. There's yeah, I think so. Although Jersey'sys in a worse place, jerseys they need to start doing some Hail Mary's to save that one.
Starting point is 01:10:27 Yeah, well, they're trying. I mean, yeah, Daniel. They literally need to do Hail Mary's. I don't even want to talk about New Jersey because I'm still so fucking stressed out by that show. Like I'm just dressed up by just writing it. Coming back. Oh, I know. It's just been so bad the past couple of seasons. I don't even want to think about it. And there's like all this like annoying gossip that like Never mind. Yeah, I won't do it. I won't do it. I won't I won't I don't want to even think about Teresa until I have to
Starting point is 01:10:53 So this last scene is at the gallery. Yeah, and Linda the artist Is there she's like anti-main basically. She's kind of confused about where she is. She's really cute and Carol's got a bunch of paintings, you know being naked or whatever and Durinda comes in she's like you us in champagne It's like Durinda's always the hostess And she's like no, I'm just having some sparkling water. She's do you even drink do you drink I forget? Do you not do the lighting fixtures. Okay, good. Was yeah, don't let Ramona rip one of those pictures after a while.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Before you know it, your boobs will be ruins. The legacy. You know what this room needs more Santa Claus's? You know what? We're Santa Claus's tits in the picture. Now that's not. So, Tarrinda and Carol are talking and Tarrinda's like, definitely was shaking up. And then, yeah, they talk about the same old thing, basically, the Bethany Ramona situation. And Carol's like, I have this thing, but I'm also half looking at that girl on the video.
Starting point is 01:12:02 And we showed the video. And it's this girl live in the gallery who's just naked rubbing paint on her boobs and then some guy walks behind them wearing Bethany's like snuffle up against coat oh artists yes so artists so the so Bethany is Bethany is there and she's talking about how she was stunned by Ramona and Dorina tells him how Ramona destroyed the room and Bethany started to say like no one has ever talked to me like the way she just did like you know what? I'm gonna void her for the rest of my life like literally never never never again like not not not on the sidewalk That on the street. No, I'm never gonna talk to again
Starting point is 01:12:36 That's so that woman is gluten to me never again. So like a mom. She just want to I love I love how Bethany enters because she's she is wearing this Corolla Deville jacket. It's like this black and white fur thing and she doesn't even say hi. She just comes in and goes, Oh my God. That's not care. You're topless. By choice. Is that okay? Are you going to get attacked? I don't think I don't think Bethany has ever actually entered a room and said hello. At most, she'll go, Hi, hi. What's going on? What's matter? What's matter? What's going on? What's going on? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter? What's matter what's matter what's going on what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter what's matter and she's like, Hoi, Ramona's Shinga. Hoi, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, which is always how she enters. She acts like she's being, you know, attacked by the paparazzi.
Starting point is 01:13:30 She's like standing there doing turns on the step and repeat. It's me, Ramona. Do you have both sides? Did someone write my name down a card? So you don't misspell it later? Did you take a good picture of me? You know me? I always find my light, like literally,
Starting point is 01:13:44 I'll find my light and I'll tear it off the wall, okay? Like a fucking mosque So uh Like a mosque to the flame. I don't like my I don't like mods in my closet either. So I just tear down the lights, okay? I can tear it down. Hey, tear it down! tear it down! So Duranda Duranda is getting more and more angry just even thinking about it's like the more people she tells the angrier she gets about it
Starting point is 01:14:09 So I gave it these valid feelings and if I were a real bitch I sue and So Carol tries to hook tensly up with a dentist Yeah, and by well, I just want to go back to the thing that when Durinda confronts Ramona is like Yeah, I'm gonna have to have you to go back to the thing that when Darynda confronts Ramona and it's like, Yeah, I'm gonna have to have you come back up to the book. She is because you have to paint everything because you tore everything off the walls. You were like a rabbit monster, like a like a like one of those like a crazy like rabbit lion or something. And it's the Ramona's like, yeah, so Bethany is really rude, right?
Starting point is 01:14:41 Oh, yeah, I skipped over that, sorry. Well, it was a small thing, but it was just like, Durrindo was getting mad. The reason why Durrindo is getting mad or mad, is because she sort of, she's sort of confronts Ramona about it in like a pleasant way, and Ramona just does not hear it.
Starting point is 01:14:54 She's like, yeah, is that crazy about Bethany being a bi, a bi, w-i? And Durr, I like when Durrindo took, because Ramona's just laughing like, she's just told the most hilarious joke, but she hasn't. She's like, oh, I, she's like, oh, oh my God, this boobs. I see him every morning.
Starting point is 01:15:13 And Carol's like, well, you know, Ramona's a nightmare, but at least she's complimenting my boobs. And Durin, because you look like Twiggy with tits, but she says it in like an angry way. Like, uh, that's like the nicest thing anybody said to Ramona today. So now Carol, Carol introduces her dentist, Savon, Savon, who I thought was like really hot and she introduces him to Tinsley and Tinsley,
Starting point is 01:15:39 like, uh, if I wanna like see a dentist, I'll be able to play with myself. I'm like, Tinsleyley this guy is hot and successful Technically a doctor so get on it. Yeah, here. Oh goes was Jewish doctor. It's a perfect husband material right Bethany He's like that marketing like it's not that good. Yeah You need to bring your brand right now, okay? You know what you need to do you think about your brand Like it doesn't make sense. It's you to brand or something like that like I don't get it like I like what is this She's supposed to be the dentist.'t make sense Is she to brand or something like that like I don't get it like like what is this she's supposed to be the dentist What is she like Audrey or something like that like I don't get it?
Starting point is 01:16:10 Since Sonia comes in and she's just like grabbing her head like she's just had the hardest day in her life She's like oh oh Oh Just keep placing hands on her own head like is my head even still here? What a day I have to keep a Mason away from the house keeper. It's an amazing I forget already Connor Connor The doorbell rang and I had to run three flights of stairs to make sure that Tinsley wasn't trying to make Connor answer it So she talks about about nightmare Ramona a little bit with Bethany and Bethany's like oh my god about nightmare Ramona a little bit with Bethany. And Bethany's like, oh my God, never again.
Starting point is 01:16:46 You know when people say it like when you're dying, your life flashes before your eyes. That was what was happening to me. It was like my whole life. So Ramona's over in the corner. She's making fun of Bethany's out with me. Like she's like who well it to feel? Who well you get it?
Starting point is 01:16:59 Because who well to feel? Where's black and white? Okay. She looks just like who will it to feel? Watch out for your Dalmations, okay? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You got my mother always said you got to look after your own downmation Because you never want to run me in look after your own downmation when clothe the Wilkins right okay? Who I'm Ramona tells us well, I saw Sonya and I'm not gonna let Bethany intimidate me
Starting point is 01:17:22 So I'm gonna say hi to Sonya and she's like And I'm not gonna let Bethany intimidate me. So I'm gonna say hi to Sonia. And she's like, Hi Sonia! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah I'm gone. So then Ramona, she starts complaining to, I forget to who really, but she's complaining about Bethany, maybe to Tyrinda. And she's like, you know what? Bethany, she's a hard ass, she's judgmental, she's got two sets of rules. Okay. One for her, one for the terrorist and one for elemental Pete. Hey, like that is three sets and why do you keep saying the alphabet? Please stop. So the last thing is Tom and Leigh Wann in their cards. Hey, like that is three sets and why do you keep saying the alphabet? Please stop.
Starting point is 01:18:05 So the last scene is Tom and Lewann in their car and she's like, can you believe it Tom? Well, no way to palm beach. There's going to be a yacht. We got to. Well, my plans Tuesday, I have golf and she's like, well, Tuesday, I have florist, then I'm, you know, practicing with the band a little, Mary Achi, who doesn't like that. Then I'm going to check in on the tacos. Then I'm going to get my hair iron. Then, you know, primping, etc. Oh, we've got to do that.
Starting point is 01:18:32 And then we're checking on to sell at Spencer's. Apparently they have a lot of fish at Spinner, so we're going to go check that out. Just because, see, if Tom's affair was going to topple us, it would have. But here we are. And a call to Paul Beach. Can you believe it? Oh, by the way, I have to see the calligrapher can't wait to see what he does. He's staring out the window, questioning his life choices. And he goes, maybe the girl, she goes, maybe the girls had a point.
Starting point is 01:18:57 And I was like, uh-oh, here it comes. She's finally like gotten the text where Thomas getting his dick sucked by some homeless lady behind the region. And she goes, the girl said said that Friday we should be alone. We shouldn't be spending it together. And it goes find by me. He's like, I have a water piece. Well, party on. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:16 I'm going out. I'll go to hall pass. Yeah. It's going to be. Oh, my God. You're making a fair joke on the way that you're wedding. You have to be careful, Tom. It's funny because you know
Starting point is 01:19:26 Because she's sitting here talking about like well, we're gonna do this. We're gonna go get the tacos We're gonna then I'm gonna go you know look at you know, you know, you know fidget spinners and whatnot and I'm like Uh-huh are we gonna order pizza? No, of course not. Of course. We're not gonna order pizza at tacos only It's like uh-huh. I said well, maybe we should be separate. Oh, yeah, that's great idea I've got my my brother's in we're gonna go out we can go to hooters. It'll be great. Yeah, yeah No good idea of the win good idea. I've got I feel like Cinderella. There are plenty of girls at the ball and I got the glass slipper girls.
Starting point is 01:20:10 Sorry. Yeah, we'll try to walk in that glass. Tell us how your feet feel. Have to have shards in them. Yeah, Mac2, Cinderella has bloody fucking feet. Have fun with that. And that's basically it. Well, I love them. We can do a recap, double the time of the show. Yeah, exactly. Almost exactly, because it's like 40 minutes, and this
Starting point is 01:20:33 was 120 around. Yeah, something like that. So everyone, thanks for listening. Tomorrow, we are back with some Southern Charms Savannah, happen to mail back.. It's gonna be a good one too. We're gonna really get into it with everything that goes down. We have fun with that. That shows coming together. So until then, everyone, thank you so much. Come visit us on Facebook. Let us know what you think about everything. We love hearing from you.
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