Watch What Crappens - #476 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: The Huger Experience

Episode Date: June 13, 2017

Huger demands her name be on everything in Bermuda on the Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip, and an angry, odd little man tries to ruin Emily’s night on Invite Only Cabo. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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their busy Potomac lives that don't actually take place in Potomac. I think there's like one person who actually lives there. Yes and Jacelle and her daughters are prepping peppers for dinner. Jacelle's mom comes over and the big news is that Jacelle is planning to break up with Kevin, the generally sweet man that she's been seeing all season, and she's feeling anxious about it because her mom really likes Kevin and she doesn't know how she can be able to break the news to her mom, that Kevin will not be her new son-in-law. Yes, basically. The only thing I really took from the scene is I finally noticed the names of Jacelle's daughters, which are Grace, Ador, and Angel, I think.

Angel? Yeah. Yeah, Angel, Grace, and Ador. And I thought, is that overcompensation for your name, Jizz? These are attitude. Yeah. Her daughters are actually very, Jizz. Yeah. These are attitude. Yeah. Her daughters are actually very, very cute.

And I actually, they seem, they're actually some of my favorite children in the real house where I've extended universe. And I thought it was fun. I think that Jizzel, when she's around her daughters, is much sweeter and likeable and human. And I like the way they interact. And I thought it was funny how she said that when she goes

A Bermuda that the the daughters have to call her twice a day and they're like mommy. Why? She's just have to She's worried about her own mom getting mad that she's breaking up with Kevin But her mom surprises her and says well, I like him, but maybe he's not right. I don't know where her accent is I'm trying to figure it out. It's like I like him, but maybe he's not right. I don't know where her accent is. I'm trying to figure it out It's like I like him, but maybe he's not right for you. You need to listen to your first instinct I'm like her first instinct got her into this mess, okay? Yeah, her first instinct was mr. Chocolate Yeah, her first instinct was oh good. I'm going to marry a preacher man because preacher man will be he's a man of God So therefore nothing could go wrong.

Yep and now he's dating Fadre on Instagram. Allegedly, allegedly. Meanwhile we then go over to Robin's house. Her boys are fighting over macaroni or whatever and she's like stop, stop, it's you at the same place. I mean it. Stop guys. Stop guys, seriously, stop. And her kids are like, I hate you, you're stupid, man. Man, you suck. Stop it, guys.

So Robin reminds us that she has homework from her therapist to go on a date. And but she's like, well, I don't think one would really like it very much. If I went on a day She probably looked the arrow of my tires So I'm gonna wait till Bermuda to do it. I'm like what sort of relationship are you in? He's dating people you could date people too Girl if he let his air out of your if he let the air side of your tires

It was just because he's getting a helicopter for you to get your ass out of there more quickly What is he worried about where you're going? And she's wearing a B-dazzle t-shirt she bought off like discount Etsy. This says... Devastating Diva. Oh my god. Anytime anyone calls themselves a Diva, they should just throw themselves into a pool of hot lava. I mean, it's just, it's so ridiculous and annoying.

Never get anything as bedazzled, especially nothing that declares yourself a diva. She said something to her kids like, no sit down, it just fixed dinner. And he goes, how about getting your hairline fixed? She goes, hey, stop hating on my hairline. He goes, I'm not, I'm hating on your wig. She goes, you love my wig. And he goes, girl, bye.

Yeah, yeah, this is not a great trajectory. You love my wigs and he goes girl by. Yeah. Yeah, this is not a great trajectory for his future. So too much sass for a little five year old, you know, since you're old. I'm explaining the anger towards his mother and Neenie quotes. Get ready. Send that theater to send that kid to theater camp before he learns to shoot. It can go either way.

You can either have a brilliant musical gay child or, you know, some crazy psychopath that takes people hostage in a grocery store. Make up your mind, Robin. One of those two. So then it's 5.30 in the morning and Karen. Karen Huber is prepared to leave for Muda. And it's a bittersweet moment for me moving out of the 208.540 because she is, you know, as we know she's selling her house and she's like, well this can be the last

time I see my house. I can leave for Bermuda. When I come back to Hasikbegan, I might be somewhere else. I might not be in the 208.540, am I right? I'm like, please stop trying to make 208.540 happen, all right? There's only ones that go to the country that can have a thing and that's not a two-one-no and nothing else else. Yeah, especially when you're leaving it. Yeah. It's like she's still bragging about it,

even though she's leaving it. Well, I did live in the 905 Live Live, Blue Blue Live, cool stuff. And Ray is such a good husband because he's taking her to the airport to go to Bermuda and he's like, you got bags, you got a couple of credit cards, honey. She's like, yes, all yours, Ray. Oh, Ray, your name is all over this car because your doctor black bill gates, Ray. Wow, this is wild. You, I don't know what that means. I just sort of imagined her saying that stuff.

She's wearing a short, short denim romper, acid washed. I might add. So it's really funny listening to her try and be snotty and then having that juxtaposition pop out of her car. Yeah. I wish we got it close up out of the capital one card. She pulled out to secure her luggage. I can't believe I'm leaving the 208.54.

I mean, I just got this romper from Dress Barn, and I was gonna stun all the ladies in the zip code. Same romper, Michelle Obama wears, not in the willard. Not in the willard. I just got some overalls. They were apparently leftovers from them. My name is not Susan Video from 1991, and I was gonna dazzle everyone in 208.5.4 but apparently I guess I'll just have to wait and dazzle everyone in great falls

Maryland wherever that is Rihanna copied my hair. Who does that? Rihanna may be the hostess with the most. It's in her world and that may be so just leave her there I consider data play to a fashion icon. Well, that's probably the last time that romper would have worked. So, Syri pulls up to the airport and the guy's taking her

luggage out and she's like, Oh, no, I only have 50s. Yeah, how come you? Oh, well, today if you're lucky they, I'm like, you just handed him a Dave and Buster 50s. Yeah, how come you? I love today, if you're lucky, they, I'm like, you just handed him a Dave and Buster's receipt. Okay, we all know what you did. And a 50 cent CD from her car. Yeah, and she was like,

Shasha is going to Bermuda. Oh, Jesus. I'm behind the BF team player with Karen, but 55th Mavic team player, five five three. I have never wanted the Bermuda triangle to come true as much as I did during that moment. Please just swallow them up. Meanwhile, we should mention that the hostess controversy is still brewing because Karen,

as she's driving to the reports, bitching to black bill gates about shreeseing. It's like, I mean, who makes themselves co-host? Can you believe it? Co-host of a Bermuda trip. Who does that? Like, who cares about that? No one cares. And this show, you know,

one of my issues with it all last year was that it's just made up fights that no one even cares about. And this seems like another one of those where they're like, oh no, you know, the ladies and actual big cities are really bringing it this season. So we better find something to fight about. Okay, a host is fight. But then as we learn

later, it's not made up. It's real. This is actually a real fight. Yeah, it was a real. I thought it was also like some, I thought it was just some like silly bullshit to round out the previous episode. And then when they started talking about it again, at this episode, I'm like, oh, they're really, they're really going to run with this, huh? And I was like, wait, this is a real controversy for them. This is a real issue. I mean, we should have seen it coming. I mean, we, this is the show that famously brought a huge fight out of Karen, not being able to sit in the middle of the table. So. Yeah. And apparently, she's really like this in the end, even worse, times 20. Yeah. So they get on the plane and they on their regional.

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where it's already writing out of breath. Hope they make it. Yes. So they land in Bermuda. The ladies land in Bermuda and there's a driver at from the sign that says, huger and guess and Josh was already annoyed. I can't believe it, Ethel. I think it's missing a name. It's the only theft you go and get. I'm like, please don't turn the chauffeur sign into a controversy. I don't know if I go and get them. I'm like, please don't turn the chauffeur sign into a controversy. I don't know if I can deal with this. I'm just gonna wait right here because I know a bunch of girls that can come out and lead cars

have make a formation. Then they're gonna kill me all the way to the hotel. Come on, Sasha! So, um, so they're like, of course, Ashley, the little shitster, you know, Ashley doesn't have very many hobbies. She's working her ass off at this restaurant. She's married to Michael who's not the most exciting thing. I mean, the guy made her like go make pottery last week, you know, so I'm really glad that she's found this hobby of just throwing old women into

fights because it's like my favorite thing ever and she's just starting fights wherever she can. She goes, I'm confused who's the hostess. Uh-huh. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. I wonder like if there's more to the story than what we're seeing, you know, in terms of who's the hostess, meaning that like production says, oh, by the way, you have to do this to the hostess and they don to do this to the hostess and they don't know who is the hostess and they're getting annoyed because they're trying to follow the rules of production

and they can't and they're just trying to clarify it. I kind of wonder if some weird shit like that is happening because honestly I don't understand why anyone cares. You're just on a trip. Yeah exactly. Well the hostess I guess in this case the hostess gets to say what everybody's gonna do at all times. Which if you ever take me on that kind of trip, you better suck a dick. Because I'm not gonna just do your list of things to do. Why would I pay for my- did you pay for me to come to Bermuda? No, then okay, I'm gonna do whatever I want. How about that?

So they all arrive at their hotel, the farm mom, something or another. And I love how like Robin and some others, mouth like, oh, is this the Atlantic? Are we like it the Atlantic right now? I'm like, what, you think it's the Indian Ocean? Well, what else would you be? You're just like, girl, I don't know. It's just a lake, okay? It's a lake. It's just the Atlantic.

I mean, technically it might have been the Sargasso Sea, but I think it's still all the Atlantic. Yeah. That's, I know that because I did some reading about Bermuda midway through the show. I like pause the show and was like I wanted to do a Wikipedia deep dive of Bermuda. So everyone get ready because there could be some Bermuda facts coming through. Yeah, these people are pretty steep. It just sounds like I don't know. What do they make the shorts?

It's like the Bermuda short. These women don't deserve to be near the capital of the country. Hamilton population 3.5 my name is Alexander Hamilton it's Alexander Hamilton what do you know that actually that permuta is actually closer to Nova Scotia than it is to Puerto Rico? no because as much as I laugh at these people being stupid if you showed me a map I would know where Texas California, Florida, New York are, and that's probably it. Well, New Mexico and Arizona, everything else I would be like, huh?

Well, I'm fascinated by Bermuda, not really fascinated, but I'm always surprised because I think of Bermuda as being like right there in the middle of the Caribbean, just like a full on hardcore Caribbean country, you know, right next to like Barbados and something like that, you know, because of Bermuda, triangle, etc. But even though Bermuda is part of the Caribbean country alliance or whatever it's called, another thing I get spread, it's actually like the latitude is more like North Carolina. You know, it's really far north.

Yeah, I mean, I knew I know how stupid I am, but as an adult, it is like when you're a kid in school and you're like, well, when am I going to need that? But I have to study that. I'm not going to need that. And I used to feel like that about, you know, geography because I hated it. And I was sitting on the plane coming back from the East Coast and they had a TV and it was showing this trajectory of the plane in a map of the, basically, the world.

God, I realized how steep and I was. I didn't know Hawaii was all the way over there. And it's weird. It's weird. The else was all the way on the other side. Yeah, no, I know what you're saying, because you sort of think, oh, Hawaii just there, you sort of think it's just sort of like, do west from California, but it's like south. It's like down there.

And you're like, whoa, and Bermuda is up there. It's up the Eastern seaboard. It's really like out of the Caribbean, even though it's considered a Caribbean country sort of. And like how do you. Europe is compared to everything else. Or how about this that Atlanta is further west than Detroit. Mm hmm.

I love I love dropping that truth bomb. That always blows people's mind sometimes. My guy to you guys actual factual knowledge is mind boggling. Okay, let's get back to the house size. So they all check into their their hotel rooms And I love also that again, Karen's left them a little note. Everyone and it just goes, enjoy Karen Huger. Enjoy the Huger trip. These are Huger flowers.

Love Karen Huger. Quarterly Karen. Welcome to my island. Not yet formally of the 8.5.9567 dash. 232355. If anyone wants any mail, I invite you all to redirect your mail to my PO box that I have specifically on this island.

Enjoy. Carried munger. Money could be like a- A PO box. Oh hell no. Make the noise. Welcome to Berhuger. Herguda.

I'm sad to be leaving Bermuda, but you know, I'm just going to go to Great Falls, Maryland, and instead it's pretty much the same thing except landlocked. So Robin's like, I'm confused. Who's tripping this? And then money money goes, Sharice, you've been asked out of the trip host title. I love how Monique talks. You've been asked out of the trip host title. Sharice is still crying because because her hoverboard got confiscated at security. So she's trying to be calm and she's like, I know this, the cars, but it's very hard dealing with the functional people. I wonder if she left one in my room. And she goes, I find it. Sorry. I find it odd Sorry to find it odd

In the words of Monique that quick bet and not have a bath get in my room Should upstairs I find it odd that everyone else has a normal hotel room But I have a big sweet that I upgraded I find that odd So it's yeah, because it's her birthday. She got herself a two-level suite on her husband's credit cards. Yeah, wait a minute. So it'll feel independent for this new independent year you're embarking on. So I want to launch on a small tie right about how ugly the suite was, but before I do that, I want to make sure there's no cultural insensitivity, because to me, it looked just like a lots of excessive wingscotting and muted pastels. Pastels looked like they were faded, like these faded light greens and faded pinks, but

I don't actually know if that is a Bermuda aesthetic. So I don't know, I'm not sure if I should go on a tirade if that's actually a Bermuda thing, or is it just tackiness of the Fairmont hotel. So I want everyone to know I'm in the Senate State of Suspended Tyrade. Oh no, don't suspend it. I just opened the screen door to smoke. I was like yeah, smoke break. No, I just thought it was bud ugly. Yeah, it's so I hope I'm not I'm not I'm not being culturally insensitive to Bermuda. No, it's a bus. Dude, I mean, I think any cheap ass hotel they find right, you know real housewives of Patelmic rates at is gonna be, you know, yeah

I'm sure that real housewives of Beverly Hills would have a much different hotel in Bermuda. Yeah So sir Sherees gets to her and she does have the the fires and she goes I They give a bath kit and she does have the the fires and she goes I think of a basket. But Karen, I feel Karen is going through something that no one can quiet pinpoint and I wish she talked to a therapist bitch. You have done a FaceTime two times with Dr. Jeff who's never fixed anything in his goddamn career. I hate when people go to therapy one time and then they try and pinpoint my you know borderline personality disorder, etc. Yeah, it's stopped trying to gas like Karen. She's moving houses. That's all she's doing. She's

not going to do anything. Karen's always been like this. Are you just noticing? Yes, since when does Leading a card that says enjoy Karen Euger, since when does that mean that you have to go to therapy? That's her Coca-Cola. Enjoy Karen Hueger. She gets everybody coaxed with Karen on them. Well, so Karen, of course, is being super Karen, which I'm enjoying this because I felt like all season she was a little toned down and now she's unleashing her beast. So she's down over at, she's outside talking to some like, made her D or whatever about, there's a dinner table,

she's setting up a dinner, there's a little dinner table set up outside, and she tells the guy, I need to blow this out of the water. This has a huger name on it after all. This needs to drip with the name huger. Yes, be sure to put out the good plastic table cloth. Because that's what was on that table. Now, do you have a phone with the cord that we can put in the center just in case Roy calls Did you receive my facts with all the directions I have for this dinner?

So the fights bubbling up Our jizz alimony obviously Robin is talking to jizz alim she's like, have you a Monique had any verbal interactions? That's just thought was funny word wording. Yeah, and it sounds like that's Rick is dead to me or whatever. And then Monique is trying to hit on the bell hop for Sharice. The hell bell hop was hot by the way. He walks in and Sharice's like, you look cute. And he goes, you're not so bad yourself. I was like, damn. It's getting hot in here. Yeah. Homely bad horn. Yeah.

He doesn't want me to fit. Yeah. He needs his tip, though. So that's why he's saying it's a shasha. Do you have any brother? Tha-da! Tha-da! Tha-da!

Yeah. By the way, I also have to say that Chris FaceTime Monique, and I'm surprised they don't have to do this on a live ad I don't understand how his face could fit on to an iPhone FaceTime It's better to the side of the the side of the iPhone than just sort of break out, you know Hello from the mainland A little wires just pop out from the bottom of the speakers Hey baby Hope you're having fun in the mute, baby.

I just traveled through three villages. Oh, oh, oh, oh. And have you seen my golden goose? So outside, they're setting up a little separate area for drinks. And I just love this shows version of fancy Because there's one tall catering cocktail table with just a black table cloth Yeah, I mean it's in the middle of a lawn I'm like oh hello you can see all the retirees like in the background ordering their pinier colladas

I'm gonna be like I have to go to the bathroom. I got a pop of squat and to sell it's like she only reads from the Urban Dictionary and I don't want this quest language in my life. Meanwhile she's wearing like spandex short shorts. Yeah. As Monique said, she looks like she's ready to go to a strip club. Yeah. So then there was like a cultural moment. There's burm- the, uh, this also got made me laugh because the, the, the local dancers,

the, the Gombay dancers come out. And Karen goes, the Gombay dancers, please enjoy. I just love she has, she always has enjoy. I've got another surprise, ladies, coming very soon. The Gombay dancers. Enjoy. I've got another surprise ladies coming very soon the combat dancers enjoy like you think you did not get these people dress like Fucking pin yada's to come out and do this dance. That's like saying. Oh, I've got a surprise people in Hawaii Lay dancers. It's the lay dancers enjoy Afterwards, please enjoy a complimentary laser

disc of this performance. Enjoy. Steve at Karen, I hope that you'll all notice that in your hotel rooms, you all have little tiny soaps in the bathroom. Enjoy. You'll notice a complimentary quartered film in your hotel room, where if if you just press zero you can talk to the front desk enjoy You'll notice it when you get back to your room. So I've had your beds freshened and a mint put on your pillows and Should you carry a break up at a certain time you can arrange for wake up call enjoy? fucking Karen

So let's see the dancing the way there blah blah blah just so they give everybody dirty looks Yes, they also down for the meal and Monique wants to know who the host of the trip is it's got for bid Anyone can just enjoy themselves and so she asked who the host is and Karen's like so you're not thankful for the gift I gave you is that what you're trying to sell me Oh gosh No question is who's trip is it in the first place? We're all confused. She goes it's all of our trip Which is why I left you tiny little notebooks? This is at the name of the hotel. So you'll always remember

Enjoy So actually goes so seresis hosting to you and she says I'm hosting I've never had someone question to gift Yeah, and I filmed this one and Shasha sitting there drinking her hair champagne You know trying to take the higher road or whatever and they're all trying to get it all sorted and then talk then talk moves over to Monique's party that she had for Milani and Monique's like, listen, I didn't invite you to sell because it was her first birthday. I just want drama. That's why I didn't invite you and

just like, well, I wouldn't have gone anyway. Which is petty. But probably true. Well, this has been me. It's our trip. Stick to that agenda and roll up on my gift baskets and we'll all be all right. Girls, please enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. So Monique's like everything about yourself is all wrong. Attitude. Her attitude is wrong. Her response is wrong. Her outfit is wrong. I mean, this is dinner, not a strip clip. So Robins then she got the assignment to go on a date. Karen doesn't believe it.

She Karen, I think Karen tells us that she thinks that Rob is going to talk the talk but not walk the walk, which I think is actually probably pretty true. But then here's the weird thing. So then Karen is saying that she's sold her house and they're like, so were you moving to Karen? She's like, I'm just going to expand my empire outside of the 2080, 112-1354.

You know what I'm saying? Enjoy. Expanding your empire. That would be buying an additional house. That would be another big lot. It's like it's not that impressive. But it's like a big lots opening in the valley after one close in Hollywood. It doesn't expect your empire.

Yeah. It just means you're plaguing someone else. You're just ruining someone else's property values, that's it. And then I'm like, yeah, but where are you packing to go? It's like, well, I'm packing a book because it's a new chapter in the book of Karen Yugo, which will all get discounts to once it's published. Enjoy. So you're moving to a barn's noble?

No, no, I'm not fancy enough for that. More like a boydress, and a banded boydress, and we're taking it over and drinking a duet house. And then she tells us, this is not a kumbaya table to bond with, and that's why I won't speak of it. This is a a kumbaya table to bond with and that's why I won't speak of it. This is a shark table. Is it really that much of a personal personal thing to announce where you're moving to?

Like is it you know what Robbins over there is sitting in a living in like a one bedroom in the The slums of Baltimore and she's okay with it. I think it's okay for you to come clean about your new house and Baltimore and she's okay with it. I think it's okay for you to come clean about your new house in Great Falls, Maryland. Yeah, I know it's like a blow to your ego, but at least on this show, everybody richer than Robin. I don't know why anybody. It's the same to anything. I mean, she's basically living in Tenement housing, okay? You can come clean with where you're moving to. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellaside.

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Good. So money. Enjoy. Money, because well, let's go to Sharice's room, because that's two levels. And then Sharice goes, yeah, I told you I got myself a gift with his money and Karen goes, oh, I thought that Eddie cut the money off. Well, yeah, well, so at well, first of all, Karen goes, oh, you upgraded the room I got for you.

And so as if like that's some great offense, like, like, God forbid anyone improves the shitty one bedroom, you guys are all stuck in. So then Shasha starts bragging about how she spent Eddie's money to get the sweet. And so Karen goes, well, what's going to happen when he cuts off the money in Chagas? Oh, that will never happen. And then Shasha tells us, Karen likes to say things and throw digs to make her self feel superior.

But I'm still in my house. I'm like, it's not a dig to say what's going to happen when he cuts off the money because you're spending as money is divorcing you and soon he's going to say, you know what, you can't spend my money anymore That's not a personal dig Shasha. It was though the way the way uh Karen says it she's like well what happened? I love that money and then she's a recent Recent Karen are just both the worst like you can never even pick a side because they just both suck so hard I always take Karen's side That's very easy for me because at least Karen sucks with style

She's hilariously awful, you know that's for hotiness. It's like at least it's it I laugh when Karen does things she reads I'm like You know, I mean a hoverboard in a champagne room. You see how it's just a toss up like I can't pick Karen's Karen's funny at least at least Karen in her interviews is always funny. And I mean, her hardiness is just, you know what it is? She knows how to play the gay card. As in, I'm going to do something that all the gates will love and I'll talk in this way and the gates will like it. Versaries can't do it.

She can't do it as well. And I'm a sucker for it. Speaking of low-ramp tacky bitches, mad about nothing, let's see what gizz is up to you So they go up to see Sheree's room and everybody's impressed and Jacelle gets that look where she goes Oh, but she's like mad Because she has such a huge room. I mean this woman is jealous of everything She just gets this look in her eye and I'm like, oh now she's gonna turn on Sheree's again just watch It's like a temporary rental and she's

gonna get crazy later. Yes. So they toast blah blah and charge up basically. Yeah. And then Robin goes, I'm gonna Google that. What does it mean that you keep breaking glasses? Um, it means that your husband is cheating on you, Robin. It means that your champagne room is gonna be a failure.

And he can lose funding halfway through. It means your friend's husband is constantly cheating on her and will never love her. That's what it means. Robin. So Karen pulls Jazelle aside and says, Jazelle, so I have a secret plan. And we're going to go do the American cup with team Japan. And I can only bring two people. So'm gonna bring you are you down for that and she's like Yeah, sure, okay, great. So then Karen goes over to Monique and she's like Monique I want you to come to the America's Cup with me. It's going to be to be I only have two spots and I want it all to be you So keep it quiet. So Karen is Is hatching some strange plan to forge a piece between

plan to forge a piece between Jazeal and Monique while simultaneously sailing around Bermuda. This will only be an asshole. Because last time I tried to get these girls to have peace, she reshowed up and cried a river about her husband, loving my god, she's so insensitive. And then she goes, now listen Monique, in the spirit of sisterhood and growing, don't tell the other girls. Monique's like, I can't tell anybody. I'm fine. I'll get the sail away from that jizzabale. I don't even know what America's Cup is. But I know that Chris is gonna buy it. Series goes, well everybody, I have a makeup guy here and you guys can use him if you want to.

No, oh my God, that's so fabulous. Thank you and Karen goes, well, I have a hairdresser here. So I guess I can get the makeup from you and then the hair from me. And now she goes, well, I will certainly take Sheree's beat face over Karen's beat Caroline. Which is an existence hairline. Yeah, I thought.

I also thought it was funny that Shasha was offering up her makeup, dude, as if like her makeup has been just so amazing and pristine all the time. Like you have some lipstick on it. That's it. I mean, you have a purple eye booker right now. Like, does this person have any aim? So the next day, everybody's getting ready to go. And Cherise, Robyn and who's the other one? I'm gonna, I know.

Ashley. Ashley. She was like non-existent on this trip. Yeah, they're all talking about Dayton and stuff. But they start getting ready to go. But then we find out that they still don't know. They don't know about the current plan. Yes, Karen's taking the other girls. And so these girls are all mad because this is supposed to be Sheree's day, which is

hilarious because when they were doing their planning each planet egg, Karen's like, oh, planet egg, you planet egg. Oh, you want to have a day doing water sports? Well, that sounds wonderful. I'm in joy. I'm in the water sports. Enjoy. I'm the only. I'm in the water sports. Enjoy. I'm the only reason she said that was because she made plans to not be there.

Yeah, exactly. I actually understand the annoyance with that. When you think her organ is a group thing and then some like three people go off together and you normally understand why, that can be kind of like, that can be kind of annoying. I actually understand why they were frustrated about that. Yeah. And Serees is like, I'm getting my goof back.

You're wearing a straw hat from a Madonna album that all the gays wore. You're so hopeless. You're so hopeless. I find it odd that there are only three of us going death skiing right now. That's very odd. I find that odd. So, uh, Karen in the Karen and uh, trick mess.

Oh, no. Yeah, the trick mess. The trick mess. And the Karen and the trick mess. Uh, Karen's like, now I know I sneak attacked, but you're both my friends. I need both of my friends to get along and work through their issues. And joy. So I side of Monique and Chisel just going, yeah, rolling their eyes. So it was the same old stuff, you know, Jacelle. Jacelle has this ridiculous thing where she says, if it weren't for Chris, Monique wouldn't be there.

And Monique, of course, has the proper logic of being like, well, if you weren't for your ex-husband, you wouldn't be. Like, what's your point? We're all like househides. We just want to be famous, you know? And Monique calls Jacelle as Monique. And at least I still have my husband. Not to mention that your husband made his fortune as a shady-ass preacher. I still have my husband not to mention that your husband made his fortune is a shady-ass preacher. Yeah, exactly. See, here's the thing. You know, I actually, you know, I'm like in the minority these days and I actually still really love Gisele.

I think she's super funny, but she's losing with this, with this, with this approach of you wouldn't be here if it weren't for your husband. The approach should be, you know what, you keep bragging about your husband's money as if you've done something, but you have it. You're here like, you know, it's cool that you could be here, but it you have, you're here. Like, you know, it's cool. You could be here, but stop being such a braggar, you know? I think maybe that's what she means if it weren't for your husband because because Monique brags about it so much as if she did something, but she didn't do something.

Maybe that's what she's trying to say, but she's not saying it right. And so when Monique says, well, you're just jealous of me. Monique sort of is the winner in that logic, you know? I mean, because just, she's 100% the winner. Just walking around saying, well, you didn't earn that when this bitch has never had a damn job is ridiculous. Okay. And also raising your children is a job. So I'm not suggesting that that's not one, but she's all acting like she made all this money on her business woman, you know, sensibilities is just stupid. Yeah, exactly. And she goes, well, I have no, I have no issue and I'm not jealous of you.

I'm educated. And you know, oh, you're holding candle to this. Oh, not this. Like, yeah, because if she did, your awkwardness ass would be up in flames. Bizzis. Wasn't Jizelle a pageant? But did she do pageants at one point or was she like a model? She did like a music video.

I seem to remember that from the beginning of last season, we got a little background on her and she used to do do some stuff. So maybe that's also where she's coming from, which is that at least she's done some sort of like mild stuff in the entertainment industry, whereas Monique all she did was sort of wrap and then met Chris. I don't know. Either way, I still think that I think Monika's right. I do think that Jacelle is jealous. And Jacelle is not a good look because I like you. And, you know, I want you to win in these arguments, but you're losing. So Jacelle's pretty good at losing. She picks terrible battles. She does. And also she starts when she starts. She doesn't even pick a battle. She starts a battle. And it's now it's always an uphill one I know but you know it though thank god for that because if it weren't for her I mean we're I mean no one else is starting any battles or any worthwhile battles you have robbed me like I'm gonna go see if Karen really has a Hugo and I'll need the name there enjoy so anyway, so Karen they get to this team

Japan boat and she's like oh, thank you so much I know you had to pull some strings to get us on the Japan boat What better place for these girls to bury their hatchet than on a boat from a country? We dropped two nukes on to beat them into submission Their emotions are raw just like Japanese fish So while they're there meanwhile Robin Ashian Shasha are gonna go Jetsky which is perfectly fun and You know they should be very happy with that And they are you know, they should be very happy with that.

And they are, you know, they're bitching about Karen, making these other plans. And Robyn's like, huh, I feel like she's compensating for something. She's overcompensating for something. I just can't put my finger on it. I'm like, you like this attempt to gaslight Karen is such a feeble attempt. It would be one thing if she were relentlessly perky in the face of like her house being burnt down. That would make sense. But all that's happened is that Karen said that she's moving and then she made plans

to do something really cool with the America's Cup. I don't think that's compensating for anything. Yeah and as usual with Robin, you know, I always forget what a dick Robin is until she is a dick. And then I'm like, oh my god, I forgot she was a total dick because she acts just so low energy and fairly nice and level headed until she gets on something. And it never makes sense. Her fights are not, she's also one who starts shit for no reason. Like now she's going to go tell Karen off.

Why? Why again? You're not stuck in your goddamn tenement making, you know, boxed mac and cheese for your kids. You should be on your damn hands and knees saying thank you. I don't care who brought you here. Exactly. Exactly. So basically the girls make up at the at the Japan Cup thing because they both were terrified of losing their lives and they ended up being nice to each other. Also it of because they're in safety vests and they're like around many people who know how to swim and deal with that And all they're doing is sitting on a catamaran and they do this thing where they're like skirmishing They're like lying down and they've deployed the boom and run to the other side and like Monique is acting as if she's truly doing the

You know tie rope from like the world trade center to world trade center. You know, like you're walking around the catamaran. It's, it's, I understand. Like, I understand. I roll on that net. Every time they rolled on that net, I was like, this is like monkfish capture. That's a crap.

It's quote, I also liked when Karen was like lying on the net and she puts her foot up and like is she flirting? I can. A little cat. I'm an icon. Oh, theme Japan. I bet you like getting this on the net.

Don't you fish your man? It's like, whoa, Karen, whoa, Karen. But meanwhile, the stress in the situation brings Jazeal Monique together a little bit and they start acting afterwards as if like they finally cropped. Like they've mended a real fence. I'll think it was share like one hug This this shit is not over and if it is over Andy Cohen is gonna go dredged up again For the reunion so don't everyone get all comfortable there and I'm a miracle worker

Could you imagine what a bitch and Frank would have been if Karen was the miracle worker or Helen Keller? Yeah, that's what I meant Helen Keller She's been like I demand this let you be like putting her fist on someone's Problem like I demand Keller be put all over this front. Hey, maybe that's where Keller furniture came from never mind I take it back you go diva Helen Keller Keller is like, I am the host of this event. Now, Helen's trying to say that I'm the host of the event. Enjoy everyone. Enjoy. I'm like, fuck you, fuck you, bitch. Don't pretend to understand Morse code. I'm the

miracle worker. Meanwhile, Shasha, Shasha is also conquering her fears of jet skiing. And she's like, no, I'm not the best swimmer. But I find it no, I'm not the best swimmer, but I find it out that I'm not just going to stand the dock. So she gets onto the jet ski and she like pudders around like one mile per hour or whatever the knots equivalent is. And she's like all proud of herself for jet skiing

when all she's doing is basically bobbing around in the waves not moving at all. That wild shasha, look at her sort of lightly tapping the gas as she crests the waves by the beach. So on the bus on the way back, just like, well, we put our machetes and bags and we live. But right now the relationship to handle is you and Sheree's Karen and Karen's like, oh, Jesus Christ. And she says, you're not allowing Shereees to give to us. And she's a giver. You know, she's vulnerable. It's her birthday. She's getting divorced. Come on. Come on, Karen.

And Monique says, yeah, because you know, she's, teamwork is important and her marriage is breaking apart so she can't be a team there. So come on, Karen. And Karen's like, well, I'm not going to lick her face. Okay. Scooby-Doo. Oh, God, that's a really disturbing image. I don't know, but I didn't like it. I didn't like it. And then sure, I will just sell just all goes, you know, Karen just wants to kick Sharice while she's down. Okay, lady who went on national TV and tried to ruin her settlement by saying she's fucking a fireman, but she's still married. Exactly. Exactly. So now it's time to go to dinner and Shasha makes a very

important announcement, which is I'm not going to go anywhere without looking totally fierce. And meanwhile, she's wearing this white dress that has like a strap on one side and then these little cords on the others like this asymmetrical cleavage shit some sort of toga gone wrong. It was the anti-fears. Shasha, you were going someplace not looking fierce. Such a not fierce. So basically Robin and is talking to her girls and she's like well, I'm gonna say something because that was really offensive of a Karen Dan So she decided we're gonna go to Karen's room while Karen's getting her hair done because they're not they don't believe that Karen actually has a hair person That's the other thing Shasha rolls them up. I bet that Karen doesn't even have a hair breath I just want to be competitive with me for things that I have my makeup guy

So Robin's like oh go I'll go bust her up. I'll go over see what's going on. Yeah, I think she's high society, but she's not. And no one ever tells her about herself. Yeah, but we should also mention that Karen is preparing to wear a Nasa calf tan for the evening. Yes, I'm wearing an awesome calf tan. I just love her. Yeah. So yeah, Robin goes over and you know, Karen's all friendly. Like Robin, welcome to my palatial normal room. Come on in. Enjoy. Which is huge. It's a very high tone for Robin. and then Karen's like, Hi, hi, hey my love, you having fun fantastic. Did you enjoy your very average pedestrian activities

that Sheree's planned for you on her day that I gave her? I hope you came up here in the elevator, enjoy. You know there's a pool and a spa on the second floor, enjoy! So, Robin's like, so Karen, like what happened today, you talked about bonding and sisterhood, and then you just roll out on us. And Karen says, this is the waste of my life. And after the fight at that dinner table, I made a decision not to share that moment. And they needed it. They needed that time.

And if I had shared anything, it would have stirred the pot. And I'm not into lose, lose situation. Yeah, like nothing made sense really what she was saying. Yeah, and basically Robin calls her a hypocrite, which Karen really does not appreciate. Doesn't even understand why she's being called a hypocrite and Robin leaves. And once Robin leaves Karen, you know, Karen thinks that this is all the work of Sherees.

And you see the producer go, okay, Karen, we're leaving. And then Karen totally changes her demeanor. And she's like, she starts calling Sherees evil and jealous. And she's like, anybody could have married at Jordan. She thinks she's special because she does she's evil and jealous and she's like anybody could marry to Jordan she thinks she's special because she does all this money but I want to marry to Jordan do what she did she's like I don't go around screaming the fireman. Fuck with me and I'll post that picture. I've got a picture that new jersey Harlett thinks she come from me and meanwhile her mic is on. It's like me to roll over motherfucker. I was like yes

Karen yes. Her mic is on and that's all been broadcast so LOL. So it's like to be continued. I was like, yes, Karen, yes. Her mic is on. And that's all been broadcast. So L O L. So it's like to be continued. I'm like, I don't think anything's going to happen. She's just bending to her, her hair lady. And then she's been recorded. She probably didn't know until she got this episode that she or saw the preview that she'd been recorded. She's probably mortified because next week, she comes down with her typical fake ass Karen attitude. And I think the producers, because that really did make so much make sense because we see that she really does care

so much about this stupid shit, Karen. Exactly. Which kind of makes so worth it down it. It do. So next week we'll see what will happen as this, as this rivalry between Karen and Sheree starts to bubble over in the, in the quiet island of Bermuda. But in the meantime, speaking of tropical or a subtropical experience, is why don't we head all the way over to Cabo San Lucas to check in on our favorite group of friends as

their vacation continues. Yes, I don't think I bow I should say. Now this show we don't do a full recap of because you know we're just checking in on it. Yeah, but wow what a episode. So so funny. So I yeah, so basically last episode ended with this cliffhanger that Larry was was gonna bring a friend To the to the house and everyone's like who's the friend gonna be? It's gonna be the person that he he loves from afar is beyond kind of kind of have to be jealous ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta and sure enough, it's a lady. And her name is... They're pretty Jay! They're like, hey! She's a life coach, but she's also an actress, apparently.

And also, probably a man. She's at least very muscular. She has the body that I want. And she talks like this. She's like, Harvey Firesteed. So she comes in and it's already... Everyone knows who she is, because she is truly Larry's Bestie, which means that he probably wants her on the show

and the producers were like, we don't like her, so he's like, well, I'm gonna get her on the show anyway. So she walks into the house and she's like, Yeah, we're party, let's go, let's go. What are we doing, let's go, yeah, party? I was like, oh, no. I assume that Bianca was gonna have the biggest issue with this woman But no, it's actually Emily of all people who really really hates AJ. Emily started freaking out

She started doing that thing where she's like, I'm going to work on my ponytail ponytail ponytail as a girl. Oh, I'm going to prick my I'm going to beat my face with a with a makeup really hard I don't like her Okay, cuz she literally machine gun going a junk a junk a junk a junk junk junk junk like a So so a J who she's only there for one not only one not only So she arrives and she just needs to clean up a little bit So she goes into the bathroom and she just starts like washing her hands and starts wiping it on the table. And Emily's like, oh, well, you know, that was my last towel.

That was my last towel that I had. Last towel I have is last clean towel. OK, great. She don't even ask if she can use my last towel. I mean, like, who the fuck is this bitch using my last towel? Yeah, well, it's OK, babe. But all I'm saying is that that's my only one pet of peeves that has only towel and I need towel and it was my last towel.

How am I gonna clean myself tomorrow morning and then shower some Sasha? And my DJ is by me now. Taking a whore bath, she calls it, because she's just like rubbing her armpits and her vads on this towel. Yeah, she's like, I'm taking a home bath. Yeah, with my clean towel. Oh, my clean towel,, with my clean towel. Well, my clean towel, no, my clean towel. She was disrespecting me.

You know what, I'm not tough on being disrespected by everybody, okay? You disrespect my towel, you disrespect me. That's how it works here, okay? So she's freaking out, and AJ is ready to kill her all right. You know, AJ obviously hates her back. So they go down to the kitchen, and AJ is ready to kill her already, you know, AJ obviously hates her back So they go down to the kitchen and AJ goes right up to a goo and she's like So so kid

Hey kid I heard you been having one night stands with local slots and by local slots I mean very local my very local. I mean this bitch right here in the chair. Am I right? Was it a one-off jump with her? Listen, you should be more selective kid, huh? And Emily's like, oh, you should be more selective. She's like, you should be more selective with the towers you choose. You shouldn't just choose any old towel because you never know if it's all one's clean towel They're gonna use the baby with the bomb on me. How about that?

Ben. Oh my god. So Emily is past because it was real passive aggressive. It was really a really aggressive aggressive. Like, age is just straight up coming for her. And she's like, I got one day to prove that Rob producer is why they need to have me on their show. And she goes, you know, that was very rude because you're talking about it in front of me, which is disrespectful.

And it goes, yeah, I could bring it to you. You want me to bring it to you yeah, I could bring it to you. You want me to bring it to you? I can't bring it to you. She's like, yeah, for example, you're walking to my space and then you'll take my towel and it's my only like pet peeve. It's like you take my favorite towel. You know, I have such history with that towel. I remember when I bought that towel five days ago from my dad.

It was such a special towel. And they just like, you're gonna have your fucking towel. It's already covered in your skanky dirty badge, AJ. And she goes, I'm specific who I hang out with kid. Ha! I'm just welcoming you because you're his

friend. And I'm being respectful of Larry. I'm like, bitch, you're not welcoming anybody anywhere. This is their trip that you're yeah, exactly. Yeah. Don't talk about welcoming people when you were the guest. Okay, you got to turn that shit around to AJ. And I actually felt bad for Emily,

because at one point she turns Lara in. She's like, really, Lara? Really? And Lara's like, really what? Really what? I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? This is your friend. And she just is being so disrespectful to Emily that, and're just gonna act like like what what's going on?

I don't understand like Larry. You're supposed to say AJ you need to calm down or AJ can you come talking to me? You have to diffuse the situation Larry. Yeah, cousin Larry and AJ is like, look, I'm just brutally honest. I'm telling Agu here. I think he deserves more than a one night stand, okay? But those are his choices. His choices was to get in bed and let you suck his dick. Ha! She's like, I did not suck his dick. She's like, are you sure? You got in the bed? Did you put your face on his dick? That is not the sucking, though.

Oh my god, like, listen babe. That's my one pet peeve. Listen, I wrote my towel all over the Agu's junk and it smelled like Agu for days and now you put your ass on it and now I can't smell my Agu towel anymore. That's my real problem. Fine, I ended up finishing up with that emoji pillow. Oh, my boyfriend made me that.

Oh, my God. Hey, who's nails are these? I'm going to wear them. No, they're mine nails. I was going to put them on and chew them off tonight. I like to thank side show Bob from the Simpsons for lending his voice to you this AJ Story thank you side show Bob. You mean crusty the clown. Oh, yeah How does that show Bob? Yeah, you're right crusty the closure. Yeah, yeah, it's Kelsey grammar's voice Which I can assure you AJ does not have

That's more like Karen Huck or baby. Oh, Beth is talking. No, no, no, scramble eggs. I want these scrambled eggs to have Hugo written all over their cells. Enjoy. Yeah. So then they go out to they I don't remember.

I don't remember the separate. I think they go out to dinner. I mean, that's what the show is is it's like a constant state of like arguing over vodka tonics and then going out to the club or to dinner and then arguing dinner then a pizza and then dinner It's always a big blend of stuff. Yeah, but they go out to do it I'm curious and then Larry tells AJ that she needs to like keep it together.

And she's like, yeah. What happened is that the truth can upset people, right? Yeah, because they go out dinner and Larry meanwhile, he's doing this whole thing. I mean, I gave her a download, but I never thought it would like a factor like that. And it's like, you basically told this woman who does not like Emily, you know, all this basically Emily, I mean, Emily's slutty secrets. And then of course, AJ throws

it in her face and then you act all surprised. Come on, now, Larry, you got it. You're smarter than that. Yeah. I would deec you would take what I said, throw it in a face. So Emily's like still just losing it at the table. Emily is like anxiety when she gets upset is so funny She's just like poking her own head and like grabbing her curled ponytail and just like going crazy and she's like I can't I can't I let this beach just respect me for five years because I love you and I chewed it and I chewed it and I chewed it and then I chewed it No more now I chewed it and I chewed it and I chewed it and then I chewed it no more lorry I never thought it would end up like this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Sorry, he's trying to do good little hunting to her. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's trying to do good will haunting to her. It's not your fault

It's not your fault. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no. It's not you. No, I know. I know. It's just you know. I love you towers So AJ goes back to the table what Emily's freaking out in the bathroom and She's like look everyone. Yes., our head dropped to Grenado. Whatever the fuck that is. But, you know, like whatever. And so Emily comes back and they're eating. And AJ goes, so Emily, my intention was not to disrespect you.

I'm not sure what our issue is. And Emily goes, not to die. Three hundred dollars. It's my pet pee babe. No more. Not tonight. And then AJ acts like all like her panties are in a twist because Emily doesn't want to accept her like not real apology. Like bitch, it's not up for you to, you know, you're the one who, who was wrong.

So you don't get to say, well, now I'm apologizing there for everything's okay. You got to wait for her to get into a right space for so just calm down AJ. Calm down AJ and then Bianca's like, well, she apologized to us. Yeah. Yeah. Bianca was the one who actually really broke into the apology first. Like, she's like Emily while you were in the bathroom, uh, AJ apologized to the group. And she also apologized to you. So she didn't apologize to you if she wasn't there.

Okay, to apologize to someone that other person actually actively be there in the conversation. And I'm not sure. Did she apologize to the tower that she traumatized in the bathroom? It's had extra plie. That tower did not consent to what happened in the bathroom. Did she apologize to the starfish that was involved with on the tower? I don't think so. Well, the seashells. What about the seahorse? Well, the seahorse on the tower killed itself. Yeah, that's why. See horses dead on towel. Tell us your horses died. How do you feel about that? I do it, I do it. I do it. The scallop shell on my towel, it's chipped now.

So they go to the club and dance and everybody kind of gets over it. And then Emily picks up a goose Indiana bones hat and starts going to dance with Larry in his crazy hat and they're like sexy dancing and then Kamala Kamani, god damn it. Kamani's like It's just supposed to be shutting that down a goo And he's like, yeah, sorry. Yes, you say no, no go ahead. I'm just reading from that. Oh

No, but basically, you know, Agu is hanging out with Kamani, and Kamani is seeing this hat on Emily, and she's like, I thought, Agu, you're gonna shut that down. If you like, weren't interested in Emily, you should be shutting that down, and why aren't you shutting that down. And I'm on this mindset of, listen, Kamani, you're probably not gonna get with Agu anyway.

So why should he have to do all this? Why? Because Agu is basically saying, I'm not going to shut it down, because then it's like weird. And then it creates weirdness where just friends, it's fine. It was a, you know, like why should, why should he create an awkwardness between him and Emily for the, in the hopes of getting in your pants, Kamani, when you know you have no intention of

letting him get in there in the first place? Yeah. Kamani, Kam He's just gross. I think she's a gross person. I don't like her. So I don't think she's gross, but I think that she is. She is. I think she's on a power trip. And I don't know.

I don't know. Like she's fighting. She's a dog fighting over the bone. Guess what, bitch? The other bitch already got the bone. Okay. You are now going for sloppy seconds. Whether you like it or not, you're going to be here.

And you look stupid doing it. You look sad and thirsty and desperate. You look like a desperate hack, especially walking around all naked and you're fucking boob shirt while you're calling your daughter. It just looks like mom, like mom at a strip club for one night, just first to me. Uh, I don't get that, but to be fair, Agu does have a big bone because he was walking around commando and like in sweatpants at one point and like at one point, I think AJ was talking and Agu walked up right behind her and it was just like full on penis outline and it's like, well, you know, it has its appeal.

Yes, but if one bow, okay, it doesn't matter how big the bone is. If a dog peas on even a tiny part of that bone, that dog owned that bone first. Now, you can try and pee over it, but it's never going to smell like you're going to pee. It's not never going to smell like your pee. It's going to smell like your pee mixed with the other dogs pee. That bone has been peed on already. So you better be supporting. You better be supporting Shab next time we talk

about Southern charm and he lays claimed everything in the bar then. No, I'm not saying that she gets to keep it. I'm just saying she's saying she doesn't want sloppy seconds in this and that. And he's going to have to prove to her that he likes her more by not letting her wear the hat. It's like he's already gotten it first. So it's it's not just purely yours. You know what I mean? I see what you're saying.

I just think either way, I think it's like, I am not a fan of anyone, boy or girl, who is like making people jump through hoops just for the opportunity to maybe like go on a date. You know, it's like, you know, you're like me or don't. You know, and if you like me, we're gonna have, I'm about to hang out. It rubbed me the wrong way. I have to say, I thought it was, I just thought it was. Yeah, especially when they're trying to pretend like it's something other than fucking,

like they go to this day of the dead thing later, the day of the dead festival, and they're sitting there looking at this day of the dead art together, and it's just them as a couple. And he's like, yeah, well, I liked it. It's like, you know, it's not just the woman that's representing it. It's also the man. It's like the whole family, you know? And she's like, yeah, well, like, there's like leaves.

And like, I liked that the leaves were around the families. I'm like, you guys are idiots. It's like, they have the dead face painting. You're both stupid. Yeah Well either way at the club at one point Bianca is like chatting with AJ or something like that and Emily sees it and Emily Just feels totally betrayed and they all wind up going to the bathroom and They as they're like getting into the bathroom Emily says something like out of my way trainer getting into the bathroom Emily says something like out of my way trainer

Bianca's like what? And then they have a whole sloppy fight in the bathroom. You didn't even say like maybe that's not nice of that you know? And then I chew it and then like nothing and beyond because like I don't even know what you're saying Arnold Schwarzenegger. But when you're when you're done with the gender neutral bathroom, I mean, how fitting for this. So I love this show. So then the next day Emily is like not mad at Bianca anymore. Everything seems to be fine. AJ leaves and everyone is like thrilled because there's also what's funny. By the way, we didn't mention Agu was really funny because every now and then Agu would turn to AJ and be like, so how long you're here for? Okay.

She's like, all right, well, I'm gonna make some protein shakes. Larry, hang, you want one? Hey, you want a protein shake? I'm she's like, no, no, thanks, babe. And then she goes inside and she's like, like, I'm going to take shake from her. Hey, Emily, you want to die today? Yeah, I'm one thought it was hilarious.

Meanwhile, you know, Emily's gonna go into the kitchen, be like, oh my god, she used my new clean sponge to clean up a protein shake. Has she no limits? No, that was from my badge. Oh, okay. It's like, I'll stay in the same. So AJ leaves. And then I think sort of like the middle of the episode is kind of like

It's Emily's birthday. They're gonna go They go like essentially bungee jumping but not really but I do like a swing thing, right? There's nothing that nothing really happens in the middle, right? But Except that there is this tense a sort of tense dinner moment not really where They're they're all basically laughing at AJ and Ann about the craziness. And Dermain is being hilarious. Dermain is being like, if that were my guess, I would have like grabbed her by the back of her shirt. He grabs her on the back of a shirt and pretends to drag himself out. And everyone's laughing, et cetera. And then Larry's getting all serious.

He's like, what? I feel like you're saying I did something wrong. Like, why are you saying that? Like, did I do something wrong? Are you saying I did it wrong? And you're mean, he's like, oh, he's like, no, I'm just saying what I would have done. He's like, but because it's your guess, I just sat back. He's like, I feel like you're judging me right now

on how I handled it. Like, what's wrong with how I did it? I understand what it's like, because like, you don't understand, I bought like all these people on this trip and I have to be like the peacemaker from all these people, it's like no one understands, you know? Larry, you were the biggest instigator on this show.

You were the biggest instigator on this show. And we understand you are like the star of the show and these are your people and it's your show and you need to make sure shit happens that way you get another season but don't act surprised when people call you on it. What? Like what? So then speaking of stirring some shit he's like oh I got a surprise for Emily. Yeah.

I brought Joseph and his name is Joseph right. I brought Joseph. So why is she's like oh Babe, whoa babe, I love the way you pop babe. Yeah, and Larry by the way is like I had already booked Joseph way before Emily had gone down on Agoo. I mean I had no idea Lee's I was booked like last night Also, I love that this show is being taped in like a week. Yeah, it's like day four of the trip or something.

I know. Also, Joseph is funny. He's like a classic, like shortman trying to be cool. He's like, hey, everybody, hey, let's go out. I don't want you to ever feel like I'm trying to sell you something, but it's your mattress uncomfortable because you spend, you know, a quarter of your life at least on your mattress. Do you have gold?

Send us your gold and we'll send you money for the gold, everyone. I don't buy a lot of things, everybody, but one thing I buy, ugly houses. We buy ugly houses. Have you tried oxyclean? It gets outstains much better than the closest competitor He is that little guy he's like in his men's warehouse like super shiny suit Yeah, he's the guy falls you around in menswear. Can I help you with anything? You know look really go with this will be a pocket square. You want a pocket square? No, I'm okay

Okay, and everybody knows there's no he's basically like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hey, oh, he feed me real man chewing hot dogs with her mouth open the bank is all hitting him in the face Her nails are falling off onto like that plancha It's like oh, I've never met anyone so gojas. So they there's no way that they're gonna get They came into all without somebody telling him what's up And they are also and get on their faces. It's so tent, you know, so tense Yes, and it turns out to be agoo ag, who's the real bitch of the whole group. And also the one who fucked the girl or like who got sex, sexual favors, whatever, from the dude's girlfriend.

And he's going to be the bitch now while he's still trying to make what's a bit, what's a thirsty face fallen. But yeah, lower. Yeah. Cause basically, yeah, because they're all sitting around. It's like awkward and August starts to giggle, which is very, you know, like sort of like what you said. It was almost like he was asking, what do you giggle like that?

It's like you want the person to be like, what do you laugh about it? Be like, nothing, nothing. No, I'm not laughing about anything. Because the anchor said, tell us, Joseph, what's one reason you love and appreciate Emily? And he goes, Oh, well, this dinner won't be enough for that. But one reason is she is the real deal. And I go, yeah, I was just joking. So our goose starts, is it that a good decides to go

out to smoke or Joseph? Either way, Agu and Joseph wind up smoking outside. But Joseph's like, you got a light and he's like, sure. So it's kind of like Joseph is taking him outside to try and take. Yes. But Agu's so gigantic and Joseph so little. Yes.

Agu basically just wants it a step stool. He was like, here, can you stand there so I can put my foot on you and Emily's like This could go from the best but they have my life to the worst but I am second She's like I'm going out there so she stands up and then like takes half the table with her like every Yeah, everyone's there doesn't look suspicious at all and just like hey everybody Everyone here to buy some tires, huh? Oh, what? Oh, so... Oh, really? Yes, I love it.

I love this show. I too... I too... Oh, Emily. I hope it's doing well, because I feel like a lot of people... I keep on running into people who keep saying that they're watching it. So I'm hoping that it's not just like people like people that I just know. I hope it's actually people across the country are watching in the Vital and Lecago. You can never really tell with these

broad bushes that we like because we assume everybody likes them, but they so look so stupid. I mean, it's not something I would be watching. I would never have given it a chance had it not been for this. Right, but I'm so glad I'm watching it not been for this. Right. But I'm so glad I'm watching it. Yeah. And I I can tell I'm into it because when they show the scenes from next week, I was like, Oh, damn. Oh, I can't wait to see what happens because I think it sort of looks like I grew and Emily may have slept together again, but I'm not sure. Yeah, because we also found out this episode that Emily's been texting Agu the whole time. They've had this like secret text. Thank you.

That was a big deal. And Dramayne of course takes the phone at the barber shop and he's like, wait a minute, why Emily blowing up your phone? So Arsenio is so into everybody's business. She is great. And Agu is like, oh, Emily sent me a text and And he read it and it's like, hey, babe, what do you want to do when we get home? You want to go to the gym, babe? Which, I'll be innocent.

That's totally benign, by the way, yeah. Because she calls everyone, babe. Maybe she just really wanted to have a light-hearted conversation on the elliptical, you know? Yeah. Maybe, yes. Let's keep it light. Okay. I gave him a blowjob, but it was on the elliptical.

Bad nothing. All right, well that brings us to the end of this episode. Tomorrow, we will be back with some Southern Jam. Oh, yeah, Southern Jam. Good time. Thanks everyone for listening. We love you. Go support our sponsor, go to Jet.com and you know, we use promo code crap and why don't you?

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