Watch What Crappens - #480 SouthernCharmSav: Burning Bridges

Episode Date: June 17, 2017

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What's up Ronnie? Happy Friday! Oh wow! Wow! Happy Friday! What's going on? Happy Friday to you MotherTruck. Yeah, I'll tell you what's going on.

I am excited to jump into the weekend. I am excited to recap some Southern Charms Savannah and also to open up to Crapit's Mailbag, Linner On and Seppesode. So it's just a great day for things, huh? Well, Licky there, Lala. It is a good day for things. I'm excited to talk about this Southern Charms Savannah.

You was a little kooky. It was sort of like motoring along at a pleasant, you know, pace. I'm sorry, I'm trying to. I have a sneeze that is trying to... I think part of my body is trying to leave as we talk about Savannah. It's like, no. I need to expunge myself. Okay. I push past the sneeze every single day. I will not talk about a show featuring an address designer when they know I'm address designer. I swear to God, if these people on the show mentioned podcasts, they're like, how could they have not tweeted at us first?

Oh, could you. I know. To all my friends out there who have podcasts, and there are a lot of you. Fuck you. We are not friends. How dare you? How dare you? So this episode of Southern Charms Savannah starts off. In the wake of Hurricane Matthew, we see a lot of trees down.

We see a lot of puddles, more trees, more puddles. We see people clearing out trees, cleaning out fridges. Nelson's boat has been pushed 100 yards away. Devastation. Yes, they're like trees, trees have fallen. Yeah, yeah, everybody's like, oh my God, you poor things. Happy, happy driving a car and there's like a tree that's hanging over the road.

And she's like, I have to drive onto this shady ass tree. She's like, this reminds me of everybody not supporting my relationship. Oh my gosh, that's so. I just, they're showing all this devastation. And you know, the most devastating shot in this was that there are still fucking leaf blowers.

You know, God, if you're gonna try and clear the earth of any sin, clear it of the fucking leaf blowers, I'm sick of seeing leaf blowers, get rid of them. It's like it's a hurricane and you're just gonna blow the shit around. Get a leaf vacuum. We've had enough devastation on the New York. it's a hurricane and you're just gonna blow the shit around it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it And she has a chance to talk about it, but she was like so offended. Yeah, and Catherine's like, well, I've known him forever and I don't feel like he... I forgot what I was talking about. She's like, God damn it, focus!

And then we cut to Nelson and he's like, this storm was banned! Our boat is a hundred yards from where it started. Jesus Nelson, Blue List asked Nelson. Yeah, exactly. So then over at Hannah's apartment, her sisters show up and her sisters are on their named Hillary, Hattie, and Hyatt.

And I'm just like, do the parents run out of age names? I mean, they had to name their last daughter after our hotel. What about Henrietta or Hortens or Holly or Helen? Hillary. Hillary. There already wasn't Hillary. Hillary too. Oh. Hattie-Hallie-Hallie-Hanna. Hattie-Hallie-Hallie-Hanna. That's what I have. I think I have Hillary. Maybe it was Hallie. Either way, Hattie-Hallie-Hallie-Hanna. Either either way there should be a Halley or or or and the Hillary Together or just make them all city hotels like the high at the Marriott the Likinta

Well, they could have also just gone all hotels with H is hilton big a high it I'm out I'm good Haze in I don't know Okay, so maybe that was a challenging path. I am looking to see if Ashley Borders is a dress designer. Kate offered to wear one of Ashley's designs in a fashion show and the rest is reportedly history. Oh, so I guess she is one.

Who knew? Okay, so let's see. So the girls are all... That was Kate Middleton, by the way. That was Kate Middleton. Oh, yes, yeah. So the girls are all talking about their dad and, you know, their dad, as you may remember, sort of had an affair on the mom and they had a divorce and it shocked all the daughters

and then two years later, the dad got engaged and that they didn't even know that he got engaged except for the fact that a customer came up to Hannah at whatever counter she was working out. I was like, oh, hey, rats on the engagement of your dad to the new, like, whatever, mail or a bride. That was pretty. And one of the sisters is like,

do you remember dad's awful girlfriends? Remember when we'd find leopard print dresses with fake patterns in them? Meanwhile, that's like, oh, that's all that Ashley wears. No wonder why there's so much friction between them. It was Ashley the whole time. That would be a good twist. Look, you learn how to have an affair before you

know how to walk in the South. You fuckhand is dot. You fuckhand is daddy before you even learn to eat my food in the South. you fuck can is dot you fuck can is daddy before you even learned to eat the saff so so that Nelson then we see Nelson he and his mom are in line for the Wilkes House which is I guess one of the popular eateries in Savannah I feel like these two are just like on a mission to teach all of us about the various eateries around town and I'm not opposed to it yeah Yeah, this is where they eat at a community table, which I'm sure makes Nelson feel

like he's out of doing charity. Yeah, he's like, this was Obama's first trip in the White House with Savannah and it was to Miss Willx. So I think that tells you something. And I'm like, I'm surprised that Nelson has not banned it from his personal restaurant list. So he ruined it basically, that's what I'm trying to say. I saw him when he was here. I just kept throwing change of this head and yelling, hope, help him shine, shout,

shine. Then they're roasted like this, this restaurant is quintessential Savannah. Healed him now. Now this is where you share seven comfort foods. So the mom's like, my wee pride dear Lord, please help Obama never show his face in this restaurant again. Hey, man, everyone look. Hey, man. Hey, man. Are you man? Hey, man.

So then, no, this mom says, you know what honey? I think that you should do a Halloween party. I want to see all your friends up in costumes and such. I'm like, please, the worst thing that could ever happen would be for Nelson to have a Halloween party. The Americans are not even. I'm a bomb at the Wilk South. We don't need a blackface episode. Please don't let this happen. What? I was just being Ted Danson and what be go bird? Get that fun little dinner they had here. Oh man. Has this mother not seen anything that happens at any college campus across this country around Halloween time? Not a good night. Never works out well when the

white and southern man just has a caution party. Never. Well, I would love to see what your friends dress up as. I mean, heck, maybe we can get Ashley to wear a sweater or some kind. And now it's like, well, one thing's for sure. Louis will have nice socks. She's like, that reminds me, we need to get Louis a birthday present. That would be wonderful of you.

Okay. So he's like, well, mother, uh, mama, mother, I need to be advised. Well, I allegedly use some terminology that was offensive to the alleged infirmary of the status, the allegorical tales of one young Jewish man after that really matters to me. And she's like, I'm not at the communal table, honey. Not at the communal table. We can discuss it behind closed doors. She's like, Tiva Salon just learned how to blink one eye. Can we just spend home and being thankful for that, Nelson? It's a Nelson. He does a little bit of the blame the victim thing where he's like, I mean, he thinks someone would say excuse me. Come again

And she's like, well, honey no one says come again anymore. And second of all, I think that maybe he was just a little cut off guard By your blatant racism Maybe it was that honey. I mean, from old generation, we're supposed to be even more racist than you, but I mean you really take the cake And you they keep showing this old one eye blinking man across from them from the old generation. We're supposed to be even more racist than you, but I mean, you really take the cake. And they keep showing this old one eye-blinking man across from them. And he looks angry, and I'm not sure if he's angry that Nelson was being racist,

or if Nelson was being told off for being racist. Like, it's never really made clear. Exactly. And then Nelson's like, well, I think I was showing a lot of grace, but not mentioning all of Daniels mistakes in his life. For instance, like growing that long hair and being Jewish and such. And then the mom's like, uh, uh, uh, Nelson dear. We do need to be responsible for what comes out of our mouths, especially at a communal table, especially on tail vision, especially in public. Okay, honey? You didn't hear that, did you, Tim? It's what a good man. Well, you know, some remarks,

they aren't indicative of a person's personality, passing personalitorial, you know, and I didn't know till he said that it was such an epithet. You didn't come on now. Come on, Nelson, darling. Please be more responsible. We do like a bomb on these parts. We think you're so charming, so cute, one adorable present, huh? Okay, everyone. Bye. We do not have to

hate the man to disagree with his policy. Do you be Nelson? That's just like now here, Nelson. Here's what you need to do. We have to be responsible for what we say. Now, you use expressions that the people could be we say. Now you use expressions other people could be offended by. So you say, listen here to this person. I'm sincerely sorry. And I apologize. I'll own it. Let's say, hey, please. And when we're done, I'd love to introduce you to Christ. And he's like, well, it's not like it's the first time my match has gotten me in trouble, mama. She's like, yes, well, at least this time, it wasn't in the rest stop.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Now, here's a fiddler on the roof CD. You can just give it to him. I think that'll bridge all the gaps. Don't forget to mention that they all die in the end. Spoiler alert. You ever see that play? The great comment is wonderful.

So the lady comes around with desserts and she's like blue bear a posse Hark apple pie pitch-pile sweet heart and she goes I'll stick with my biscuits. She goes that breaks my heart And Nelson's like here to show to show that I am not a racist I will take some blueberry pie from a black lady. Thank you very much. Good lord. She's like remind him that our families have been friends for generations and there's more to it than one little squirm. Little squirm. So let's see. Louis calls Daniel and Daniel's like, hello, this is Daniel, you've reached my voicemail.

Do not leave a voicemail. Louis is like, ah, that's guy. No wonder why he's not allowed in the club. Voice mail's only. Dan, that was the Ashi hotel. I was like, sort of, I liked it. I like that she was like, okay, fine. Show me like panel and baggage. Oh, I like that she was like, okay fine, show me like paneling

baggage. Oh, I didn't even notice that part. Yeah, she showed up at Delta. She was in her full on like Delta gear. She was like ready to start her shift and start handling the bags, you know, out of girl. That a girl. So Catherine's over in the lighting store. And she's telling the the gay these gays in Savannah are hilarious this gay is just wearing this gigantic scarf. I'm not even sure it's like I think it was one of the drapes that Catherine had to measure two episodes ago. He's like hello, welcome to this door. If you need me I'll be back behind

my scarf. Re-enacting Phantom of the Opera in the corner. So she's like, well, I'm doing this thing. It's like the 1800s and the owner wants to kind of brighten up the din. And he's like, mm-hmm. He's just looking at her like you're dumb. So Brandon comes in, because Brandon's like her, like her Mr. Miyagi of Inture Design, Mr. Gayagi. So he's like, all right, honey. Tama would chandelier you would pick.

And she's like, I think I like that one up there. He's like, that's too June Ray is married to Libra Ratchee. And the other gay, the other gay, he's like, he is not a just like I'm going to pretend I haven't heard that one before. We actually keep that chandelier stock here. So I can hear that joke every time. It is my favorite. Brandon's like, okay, I'm taking your design, your design career real seriously. So let's discuss you and Ashley. okay? And who are you having a fair with?

I forgot about that part. Yeah. And so bad. It's like so bad this game. I'm trying to get down because you have an affair with I forgot about that. Oh, you know, that Ashley, she knows what's in suitcases, but not our personal lives.

Like I'm sure that was supposed to be like a baggage joke, but I applaud your effort. You like it. Like it. Scarf get liked it. You got to play to your audience. Yeah. He was like, I snap, but you didn't hear it.

Couscar. It was muffled by my giant scarf. I snapped underneath the scarf. It's a scarf that turns into a mume mume. It has a day to not look. So Catherine's like, well, honestly, after talking to her, I feel good. It's like a clean start. And if she messes it up or I do, then great.

At least we gave it a second shot, speaking of shots. And he's like oh that is hard core it's getting real now well I don't need to have any more dinner parties everything step off the curb okay like this packing as much gain as as it can so then we have a fairly useless scene of Daniel and Louis getting lunch and Daniel thinks that had he one of Hannah's sisters is It has an incredible ass and by the way, I was really upset because I was so excited to call this episode Hannah and her sisters Except they're really like the drama was not about Hannah and her sisters So I'm gonna mention it now that I at least thought of the pun

Because that's what makes this scene more interesting because all that is is the end be like oh she has a great ass and the sisters come to me like hey when you get married he's like awww. He says yeah she has incredible ass but Hannah said she'd shot my dick off at the razor blade and he's like yeah well I was like you know that was a perfect chance to make a circumcision joke. And you'll, how could you miss it? Or don't get him started. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the truth is, once you've been circumcised, you don't really have ever want to revisit

that, I think. Although I had, I did just see an ad at the gym yesterday. You know, so LA Fitness has these like TV monitors where they play music videos on them, but on this side they have little ads. And it was Dr. Gentle adult circumcision. I was like, ooh. Dr. Gentle. I was like, ooh, this could have been such a good plan where as Dr. Gentle, Gentile, that

would have been funny. You know. There were just so much going on in my head when I saw that ad and Daniel and Serbsitions just on the brain. No pun intended. So the girls arrive and they're like wow, wow, and you can tell Louie's a really good boyfriend who wants to get married to their sister because he's like, you all look so skinny. Wow, you look skinny too. Have you lost weight? Gosh, you all look skinny. Yeah, I know, really? OK, thanks.

So he's teasing Hattie about Daniel having a crush on her. And they all do some tequila shots. And Louise's like, well, mom's not here. So you can all rage, huh? And they go, of course, mom's not here. And he said, I'm Aunt Hannah. It's like, oh, oh, so let's see. So they're talking about whether or not he's going to marry Hannah.

And he's like, ask her. Yeah, boring. Okay. Catherine and Lyle. By the way, I decided to look up something just now. I was like, I want to look look up the name Hiya because given that one of the sisters name hadi and I think hadi is a name from gone gone with the wind because I never actually saw that. Sorry everyone. I was like, I bet Hiya, there's like some famous

character from Southern literature or movies named Hiya and here we are and we have to do another like real house of Patelope and Capology being like, oh, we didn't want to know what's Hiya, was this or that? Well, Hiya McDaniel was in gone with the way? Maybe that's what it was, but it's not. It's an Oscar. Well, it's a. Yes. So, uh, here's what I found out about the name, Hyatt. It's possibly a topographic name from middle English, um, and, uh, is a Jewish, it's an Americanized spelling of the Jewish word.

Right. So there, there's some Jewish in there. See? Well, there you hate. Right. So there, there's some Jewish in there. See? Well, there you go. Yeah. Information that no one really cares about at all. That's what it's Friday. That's what we're good for. Like, hey, everyone, let me just stop the podcast

to give the origins of the word high it that no one cared about. OK. Let's just leave it at that. Well, let's let the listeners decide. Do you care more about that or Catherine's and putt putt golf date? With Lyle.

With Lyle. He's like, it takes a fair amount of self-confidence to be with Catherine, you know, because she floats with all the guys and such. But I feel good about me right now. In high school, she was the target of this boy and the target of that boy, and now target is a huge chain store that brings in lots of money. So who's to say she was wrong? As opposed to Ashley, who is more of the cow

doors of that time. And where's cow doors now, if you know what I'm saying right? Ashley's more the driving liquor store at this point. Can't really argue with the necessity of him in town but you don't want to admit that you go inside him. You know what I'm saying boys? Here's the thing. Carthage like a target and now she's a big lot alright. Big slots I used to say had a mirror on my tennis shoes in high school. So Catherine's like, well since you know there were all these rumors about me possibly cheating on him, I figured also him some TLC. If it takes many golf so be it. Hey, you know what? Like anything for some extra mini golf time, you know,

that's what I say. He's like, all have a blue ball and you have a pink ball. Wow, congrats on your heteronormative golf. Fucking weirdos. Yeah, how about next time get an orange and green one? What is with this these shows, you know? So they look size for's where you take the stance. I can't believe she took the pink golf ball at putt putt.

What's next? She's going to insist that she goes first when she hits it to the windmill. I like when they were talking about, uh, they were talking about the day at the beach. And she's like, these hot guys came up to me and he's like, what did they ask me? You know, but she goes, I believe I gave them a number. They just both laugh together. I actually like that because I think when you are in like, when you're in a good relationship, if someone like hits on, you know, your significant other or first of them, your reaction is really be like, that's right, that's mine.

Yeah. You know, it's like, it's like, yeah. You know, not like, oh my God. Is she interested in him? Oh my God, like what's gonna happen? Like, you know what, she needs to spend more time with me. I don't know, that's interesting. I think it's very important that he realizes

that Catherine is the kind of girl who needs to get phone numbers from guys, you know? It's like something that makes her feel good It's like a hobby and he supports it. Yeah, I think Catherine seems like the most fun girlfriend ever Yeah, doesn't she? I mean, I love that the replaying manager off like I love that and she probably gets drunk They go I mean everything she's done has been super fun. They got crabbing they go on boats I mean even the shopping for she had aandeliers like she could possibly be a nightmare but for us I mean it's like the most fun I'm having the most fun with her I have to say yeah so now it's

the next day I just ate something I thought was a piece of old chocolate oh Ronnie on my desk it looked like like I don't know, like, a crumble from a Milky Way. It was some dried up ground beef from some pasta I made like two days ago. Yeah. The worst sentence that could ever be said is, I just ate something that I thought was old chocolate. It cannot go. And at that point, you're either eating feces. Oh, no, no, no, not off the ground off my desk for Christ's sake. I don't know, Bueller, it can get up there.

I don't know what you're not. Bueller doesn't poop on desks. I don't, I don't, I don't need things that are, are that are dark and old and on not on a plate. Well you would if you had more Nestle crunch in your life because little bits of that will break off and you'll be like delicious. It's still delicious three days later. Well it's appropriate you know you know last week on this show on on Southern Trump's Savannah, Louie, it took us spoonful of hot, four-day old chickens. So you're just maintaining the tradition at this show established of eating rancid spoiled

things, which is redundant. Anyway, speaking of rancid and spoiled, Hannah has decided she's going to have a oyster roast for something or another. I forgot why, maybe because she's just a r like an oyster roast for something or another. I forget why. I mean because she's a certain town or something. So, um, so the next day Daniel goes over to Catherine's place because they're gonna take her boat down the through the through the strivers and streams to get to Hannah's party and Catherine is addressing a raincoat in Galashas because it's supposed to rain. So Daniel says, could you drive the boat? Cause I lost my license.

What do you have to do? It leaves your biting license on those tiny little rivers. Hi. So Hannah's career rise and they all set up. And they always rose for Louis birthday. That's what it is. Yeah. And Ashley arrives.

She's like, hi everybody. And she's wearing like a booby suit, you know, something cut all the way down to her, her belly button. Look, you know, I ain't even ashamed of the woman for any kind of body thing. But why? Like why? Just why?

Why do you have to do that? Like, you know, bugs people, why do you gotta be obnoxious on purpose? You know, you're hot, no matter what you wear. I'm not saying we're a turtle neck, but why? Well, I'm not gonna touch that because that opens up a whole can of worms about the patriarchy and you know I am just not in the mood to avoid Landmines because I'm gonna step on one and whatever I think yeah, I would ever I'm definitely I'm definitely the mindset that like you know if

Like she should you know if she wants to wear that bathing suit and there's like swimming or whatever like she should she should wear it I don't really remember what she's struggling so hard to piss people off or be a rebel in whatever way I mean the only shock was that she didn't bring in her skateboard to this thing like Like, I'm not offended by it. I've just like, good girl. It's like she's trying. She's just trying to like, ther- fucking poke people. Ther- ther- ther- see is a word that might- might come up. So, um, but I don't know, uh, I don't know. I need to think about that more. I need to look at it again. I would have to look at it and really form an opinion because I didn't really form an opinion. And so I'm not going to just like spat an opinion on. I don't remember. I need to think about that more. I need to look at it again. I would have to look at it and really form an opinion because I didn't really form an opinion. And so I'm not going to just like spat an opinion on. I don't remember what she was wearing. I don't mean she's always. She's sort of like a big thing. It was just a quick thing. I just wrote. She does have like a base level of thirst.

She does have like a base level of thirst that's higher than everyone else. Because she's been an outcast and now she wants to be like accepted and she's going to be. You know, it's just like a teenager. To me, it's just like a teenager, but like you're 40, stop it. So she meets the sisters and everything and Nelson arrives with his girlfriend. Yeah, by the way, important to know is that Hannah didn't even want to invite Ashley, but she's like, I'm just going to because I don't want to hear the whole rigmarole about being left out again. So fine.

Yeah, I don't want to give her another reason to judge me. So whatever. And Nelson's like, here's my girlfriend, everybody. Last time I saw this group, things were rather heated. I'm used to being alive for the party. But at this juncture, things feel rather awkward. That's right down everything he says. He's like, maybe I should have taken a second piece

of blueberry pie. So let's see, Luey. Can we feel awkward? Is it because I'm wearing a tiles in the Yamaha? You know, making a lot of the situation. Oh, Luey arrives and I think Lyle goes, bro, what was one of the both that I ballooned say to girl? I don't understand humor.

So meanwhile, Daniel and Catherine are are lost in the rivers of Savannah. They are very late. They're basically about to reenact all those lost with Robert Redford. While they are paddling around, happy walks up to the oysters of the oyster roast and she's like yeah, I can just like smell the rottenness of the oysters For happy it's like every time she opens her mouth. It's like oh geez She the poor girl just wants to eat no one's better in the past five episodes She's like I thought there were gonna be oysters that were edible at this roast And Ashley's like well, I understand Hannah's a city girl, but honey, let someone else do the oysters. You learn how to do oysters in Savannah before

you learn to web, bathe and see without a fron on it. And then Hannah's like, oh, hey, guys, oysters are ready. Just don't eat the ones that have been sitting out. It's like that's not at that point, I just just give me like a bread stick. Yeah, at that point just show me the box of fruit roll-up. Small call of a day. Yeah. Nelson is kind of off on the side alone with his girlfriend. She's like, well this is fun. Yeah sure is, he's like, what a nice touch on this table. Little splash down, cuisines. She like, I mean, it's one thing if you drive me these wretched events, but can you please up your small talk?

Cousins an offensive word. It's like, damn it. So meanwhile, across the yard, Catherine is puncturing a beer can with the key. Yeah, she, they finally, Catherine Daniel finally arrived. And Catherine does this amazing thing, which she's like, takes off her raincoat and galoshes and magically is like an address ready to go for a party.

That's wonderful. Um, yeah, so they're shotgunning, but they're doing it wrong. She's like shotgunning upside down. So all the beers coming out the front. No, yeah, pretty much. So Daniel's getting in a hot tub with a bunch of hot girls and they're like, are you doing? Where are your horns? Celebrity

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They're probably perfectly nice people Well, they did say that. They did say like, are you Jewish? Yeah. So Lauren, they're like, you the Jewish one. Good to meet you. So Lauren, friends, oh, Lauren's friend. Lauren, who's a friend of one of the girls says about Ashley.

I'm trying to understand my own short hands. She goes, whoa, that girl's got confidence. I couldn't be in a bathing suit all the time like that. Which is the southern way of saying that girl's a whore. Yeah, I love when confidence is used as an insult. Yeah. She really has confidence. Well, you know, if you're going to start your own business

selling your vagina, you've got to have confidence in my body. Sleeve. This woman of year award. If you're gonna start your own business selling your vagina, you gotta have confidence. I'm not right, Ashley! Oh, this is a woman of a year award. Meanwhile, Nelson has resorted to blowing up pool toys. That seems like the only way I know how to cope with this situation. So he's just blowing up a pool toy and they cut to happy just shooting the most evil looks. Seriously, I'd rather drive under a shady tree than watch him blow up a pool. Okay. Yeah, where to kill those rumors Nelson sitting off in the corner blowing something

There's like sad trombone music playing. It's like Any guys well at this point I found a bit ostracized Maybe it's cuz you know you're the only one who has your shirt tucked in. Maybe you have an awesome. Oh, we learned how to say, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ozm's name. Thanks to happy happy tweeted us and said, uh, it's like awesome, but with a z. So it's awesome. Yeah, awesome. I think Nelson. Don't yeah, awesome. Me, Ron, I didn't know. Can we just awesome shame me. Awesome shame. So Nelson is like, okay, it's time.

I got I just I have to do something. I gotta say something. Daniel my brother. Hey, can I have two minutes my brother? I have something I want to thank you for my brother brother. Thank you for the protesting and the bomb I went to thank you for, my brother, brother, brother. Thank you for protesting, and I bought my winter Mrs. Will. Oh, you didn't do that?

Oh, okay, never mind. Next topic. I hope you heard the Votica piece of blueberry pie, Dici. Yeah. I was at a communal table, which shows I'm one with a people. Same thing, you'll say,

oh, what's up, bro? And life's like, well, I hope you know my that I'll be here as well. I you know, my, the knob here as well. Yeah. I'll be right here sitting right over here as well. And weirdly enough during this, the producers were cross cutting a little bit with Hannah, like flopping on the pool.

And they had this hilarious shot, where there was another like big inflatable swan. And they show Hannah, she like jumps out of the pool to like get on the swan, she like jumps on to the swan swan and she just slides right off and for some reason it was like the funniest thing I've ever seen. What's up my brother, my brother, my brother, ahhhhhhhhh swan dives yeah. So Nelson's like nah, we haven't known each other for a very long time and I'm glad to see you here today.

Thank you for informing the word. Thank you for informing me that the word you told me about was offensive word because I didn't know it was an offensive word and I would like my constituents and all of the voters in the community to understand that there is not a racist bone in my body objection and cotelia. He's like, I'm just glad you told me about it now. I would hate to learn about it 20 years from now, you know, in like 2037 or, oh, I'm sorry, uh, uh, 50 Savings 63. Is that the year it is for you, people? I just want to be considerate.

I'm not a bad height. And Daniel's quiet. He's like, look, I appreciate the a bad height. And Daniel's quiet. He's like, look, I appreciate the apology, man. I'm glad you know that the definition of that word now, and you won't use it again in the future. And he's like, well, occasionally, I say something I haven't done homework on. And I'm glad I know this at 32 instead of 52 when I mean some boardroom somewhere

This explains why he's such a trump fan. So He hasn't done it somewhere. Sorry, I apologize So then Lyle goes is love like I'd like to apologize to I said some offensive things to you too So I like to apologize. I'm like, what are you apologizing for? I was like, I've pushed some boundaries. Now apologize for what I said. And they all said, this is good. This is great. God is good. God is great. Thank you for this hand someplace. Let's eat guys. Guys, I like you both. I like this. It's good. I like both of you guys. I like both of you guys. Hey, you all want to come over for the poker. I'll see about maybe I'm talking my shirt

Should I have another thousand dollars to give you? We do costumes. I like oh no no no Y'all want to come over for a costume party no The Jefferson's theme I love that show I Was thinking a man Like we do the a main show dress up. I think that show. I was thinking, hey, man. Like we do the eye main show, dress up. I was thinking about dressing up like Ross. That's right.

So Catherine and happy are chilling and Ashley joined Sam. And Ashley's like, um, are you OK? And she's like, yeah, we were just talking about the hurricane. I mean, thousands of dollars in damage. So I'm not complaining, you know? And Ashley goes, yeah, I feel like we should, you know, let's do and Hannah

goes something to just yeah, my family, like we're real big into fun raising and you know, we're privileged. And one of my parents' main missions is high AT. High AT? They're like, what? By the way, I actually also was like, my parents raised me to care about other people. I'm like, oh my god, that's like, I hate when people say that bullshit. But yeah, she's like, yeah, we do missions in high 80.

High 80. High 80. And the hammer's like, uh, that high 80. Yeah. I thought it was, she's like, I thought it was Haiti, but maybe it's Haiti Yeah, I'm whenever we'd go back to Hi You know like you saying Karata, you know karate I

Have to say you know, you know, it's like annoying is I have to say, you know, you know what's like annoying is like when you're like talking about something and then someone like sort of corners you into doing something charitable. You know, like, you're like, I'd concern myself, like I didn't have any damage. Yeah, we should do a fundraiser. And you're like, yeah, okay.

And then you're like, fuck, now I gotta do fundraiser. It's like, I guess I gotta wanna help, but like, I don't wanna work on the fundraiser. Yeah, I was complaining that I had to get a tree removed for my house. Like, why I gotta give to others. Yeah, it's like when you're talking about someone and you're like, oh, did you hear they broke up? Like, oh yeah, that sucks, that's so sad.

Hey, let's get some money together and get a gift. I'll put in $25. You're like, I just wanted to empathize. I didn't really wanna get get the me-gift. Yeah, how nice of you. I will be happy to sign that card. But you know what I'm talking? You know what that happens when something like, oh fuck.

Now, it's the right, it's the nice thing to do. But now I have to do this. Yeah, how did I get talked into saving Haiti? Yes. What is Haiti after doing with it? It is. Hating. So Hannah finds Daniel Hating on her sister, Hattie. And she's like, he shops for chicks,

like he shops for furniture. What how much for that? Yeah. I want to fuck this one, but I also want it to fold that in case my mom needs to come over to stay. It would be good if this could fit in the corner. And I could watch TV. Is there a beer holder on this?

I feel like if I shop for chicks to wash up for furniture, it would basically be me walking around slowly, falling into a daze and wanting a nap afterwards. Exactly. And also furniture is basically a long-term commitment. Does he have lingamberries after he goes on a date? Because that's what my experience has been to a lot of people. Yeah, to make this work, he would have

to just stumble on some bullshit couch on the street, roll it in and just stay with it forever. I don't think it works. Because you know that that's how he stops for furniture, Daniel. So let's see. Next day, Hanne and Catherine, a big cat. Catherine's mom joined. Big cat.

You said, hello, girls. So wonderful to see you all about our love bounce, girls. What a wonderful day. Just me and the girls on the boat. Here we are on about how I love you girls. It's like, okay, Paul and Anna, Jesus have a seat. So they go on this little boat and a lot of boating on this show. And then they go and the Hannah throws the anchor down at one point.

I was like, oh, this is like mini below deck, except they actually know how to use an anchor on this show And none of them has a problem taking maps Yeah, that too So Hannah's like so big cap. What was it like growing up here and she's like Or little Catherine goes you probably think it's a cult and the mom said oh Thank it to cult and the mom said oh They're just old traditions says

Cattillion for example, which is a celebration of family a celebration of family manners My mom talked about everything in terms of parties and people just don't entertain in the homes anymore and the South I used to be cheese-d pecan's and play a game Also slavery Yeah, I cat goes I think over the years I've come to appreciate the old Savannah traditions I was like I'm uncomfortable now I can't watch the mom's back. It's time for us all to go back to our roots Like oh, no, don't say that word I'm uncomfortable now. I can't watch her mom's bike. It's time for us all to go back to all roots. It's like, oh, no. Don't say that word.

Don't. So basically, this is all about bridge and Catherine's like, well, my grandma played bridge until the 90 until her 90s. And she would continue through generation after generation after generate. We heard you can't the rain. Catherine doesn't have friends who understands bridge and captain's like it's like golf you play it and your social. By the way, I don't

know if you realize this, but I was starting to get some film. I was like, I want to play some bridge. I'm ready. I'm ready Catherine. Yes, it was like that in some film, though. I was like, I want to play some bridge. I'm ready. I'm ready, Catherine. Yes, it was like that in Texas too, but my mom was like, I'm going to break this tradition and turn this into Kanas today. And she turned two full cities into Kanas to players. So I have to give it to Ronda, Nuswer.

My grandma Silvio would play bridge a lot. And I think I tried to learn what I think, maybe my mom tried to teach me, but I was too confused. But my friend Isaac now, he and his dad play bridge, and they are really into it. And they go to conventions in Anaheim, with these big bridge conventions.

It's like a whole thing. I mean, they even have like, bridge results in the New York Times, which is kind of, I don't know why I'm like going on this tangent about bridges. If I'm breaking news to America, which is kind of, I don't know why I'm like going on this tangent about baritges if like I'm breaking news to America, a baritges popular. Well, that, you know, people are bringing it back, I guess, is I haven't heard of it. We're just back.

So they're over at the heart of folks house. And everyone's dressed up. It's like women dressed in their finest because. Because. Yeah, it's because basically they sort of wedged in this thing like oh by the way we want to bridge party so now they're having a bridge party so yeah so now everyone's getting dressed and uh... we i love seeing all these like older

ladies like donna big cats friend and for the market play tennis and then bridge that would be a perfect day and our mom goes and get your head on on the same day Catherine's like y'all have tough lives Like one of these extras in maim who lives like this Who are these people? I don't know, but I'd like to be one of them What a wonderful day tennis bridge a little murder she wrote

Taking care of my family for generation after generation So So the so it's like the generations are like the older generations there to teach the younger generation Once again, we see Catherine's friend Lauren. This is the second time this episode that she's gotten a kairon So I'm like something is up with Lauren is she gonna play a role in this but she doesn't really this episode but I wonder if down the line she will. Where's your bold friend? I wonder if she's going to be wearing a dress to see. Wait what confidence? Where's your confident friend? I'm so excited to see what confidence she brings this bridge, Torna. My feeling is she might be the first to flop. Get it, girls.

Yeah. Go, geez. Nice boob joke, Lauren. So, yeah, I hope we get more Lauren in here. Yeah, so Ashley shows up and she's, runs late and she's wearing, she's like, all dressed up with like a, like a, a stole, I think it was a stole and like,

all this whole look, it was like a big, big look. Miss peacock, like, oh, this whole look, it was like a big, big look. Miss peacock, like drag queen hat. It was, it was, it was, it got it right. Yeah, now this is, this is me. I feel more confident in talking about that. This was a thirsty moment because it does not get mixed in with like slut shaming, you know, with bathing suits. But here it's kind of like, okay, you're trying it.

You're trying to make a statement. You're trying to turn the heads. You know, and it's not funny how different we are. This one didn't bug me because they were all so dressed up. I mean, even Hannah was wearing a damn skunk wrap or whatever the hell that thing was she's wearing. She's like, I'm an if a, so this didn't bug you. The thing about the other thing isn't a slut shame. It's really not.

It's just that. I know you weren't, but the message could get mixed up in yeah It's just it's just too much. It's like someone who's always like are you mad? Are you mad? Why are you judging me? Are you mad? Are you judging me? You're probably judging me aren't you? Yeah, it's like you know so kind of girl self in the corner So Ashley shows up. She already has an attitude. She's like I got the last thing I want to do the play bridge a bunch of snobby women I'm like it's so weird. It's to me. It's like oh the last thing I want to do is play bridge a bunch of snobby women and like it's so weird it's to me it's like it's her I can't get a I can't get a read on her because it's sometimes she just loves to embrace

these southern traditions like we always go we always go crab man we do this this is how we do it in the south and then that's all but if it almost feels like if there is a southern tradition that like someone else is promoting, she pushes back on it. Like, oh, I'm so sick of these old Southern traditions. For some bridge and my threat, it's so old-fashioned, but I kind of feel like if Ashley were the one in control, she'd be like, we're all going to have a bridge knot, just like that used to, you know? Well, my read on her has always been, she, you know, she's Southern, and so that does feel like it's a big flock of people that you don't really understand. They're all acting the same way. And so you feel like maybe she feels

like she's not good enough. So then it makes her want to rebel against them and be like, see, I'm who I'm not seven, but then it's always budd her that she's not a part of it. Because it is who she is. You know, it's kind of like teenager things. I mean, I get it in a way, but I guess she doesn't like Southern things that involve like older, snobby women. So she likes things that are more like salt to the earth, like crab and swimming in marshes, you know. Well, she's one of those girls that would be up in the hills of LA, you know, living in her mansion or whatever. She's like, I gave up the big house in the hills and the Range Rover. But if she did lead that life, she would

be one of the people like, well, these Los Angeles women, you know, they're a little club. And I'm not going to do that. I'm not just going to be one of these rich women who just does the same thing every day. And where's that shopping? I'm going to go out with the bowers and play some strip golf. You know, she'd be doing the same thing in a different place, too. I think she just always wants to rebel. Yeah. She basically be doing what I did when I, like for the first year or two when I moved to LA, which is that when I was in LA, I was like, yeah, I'm from New York, though. I wore my New York roots, like a badge of honor. And then when I'd be in New York, I'm like, yeah, but I live in LA. And so

I would like wear my new LA residency as if it was like a cool thing. So she probably would do the same thing, you know, in Dubai or LA or whatever. She's like, yeah, but I'm really a country girl at heart. And then, you know, in the country, she's like, yeah, but I've lived in Dubai. You know, I'm like, I do this. I've done, I've been there, I've done the same thing. Yeah, I think we all do. It's like it makes us feel different. We all want to feel unique, but, you know, also fit in.

Everybody's special and no one's special. So, yes, girl, my, me and my favorite magnet is, you're special, just like everyone else. Also the lesson of the Incredibles. Incredibles, which is the most cynical Disney movie we're in the end, the kid who could win first place in the race decides to slow down and be second place. So that way his specialness is not shine. Yeah, so he's still good, but not so special that people hate him. Yeah, exactly. It's such a cynical movie, which is why it's also my favorite Pixar movie.

So anyway, the booze is flying at this bridge game, and at one point Lauren goes to the bathroom. So Asher's like, oh, we're taking a break. Okay, good. Hannah, can you come outside with me for a second? So it's like, okay, cool. They're gonna go outside. And the music is tense, and I don't know about you, okay, cool. They can go outside and the music is tense And I don't know about you, Ronnie, but I was like, why is the music tense? Like we don't have we there's no sign that there's any

argument on the horizon, but that was I think by design. I'm like, oh, yeah, so I have to say right before this happened She's slapping her cards down playing bridge and she goes, I'm a pro with this. I just flew in from Vegas. Look, that big bridge competition in Vegas. Shut up lady. So anyway, so yeah, I think she was making a joke. Oh, I didn't. Oh, my God. I'm like, there's no matter her. Yeah. First of all, as we just learned the bridge competitions in Anaheim, I was all mad. Ashley, I don't know how she listens to our podcast. We're like summons like, some is he trashing her and then like, taking her joke seriously. Well, that's what we do. I mean, girl, girl, that's you being on TV. Yeah, that's what you got. So, actually, it's like, so,

the number one rule in this business is you don't step on people's toes And I was at a friend's dress place You like a good the fairy godmother. Yeah, she told me you're starting a dress line I feed my child by doing dress design and it's one more thing I'm treated like a fucking plague about yeah, so Basically Ashley was gossiping with someone again and the person was like, yeah, oh, how by the way How's Hannah's dress line and Ashley is upset the Hannah never told her that she was starting a dress line

And she has internalized it to be an assault on her character And now she thinks that she's being treated like the fucking plague And it's just like Ashley I actually get you. It's like, this doesn't make any sense, but I actually get you. Because last night I messaged a personal trainer because I needed, I want to hire a trainer.

And I was like, hey, what are your ratings? Like, I'm not taking clients right now, but you can look at this person. And it was like some other trainer who was like, scrawny, whatever. And I was like, what is it about me that he won't accept me? And I was like, I'm internalizing like Ashley right now. Yeah, but it's like if the original trainer

called the other trainer was like, how dare you, sir, I'm a trainer. Yeah, that's true, too. The day you treat me like the plane. It was still ridiculous for Ashley, like super ridiculous. Hannah's like, I don't even know what you're talking about. I'm just starting and she goes, well, I've been in the industry for a long time and I'm quite a big deal. And it's just calling courtesy.

Common courtesy to mention it. Like if you're such a big deal, why do you fucking care about Hannah's like Holly-Hobby dress line? She's trying to get off the line. You know, like it was literally just like three pencil drawings and a scene she was obligated to shoot because the producers were like, here, why don't you go meet with Jan and talk about you that we are dressing you talked about once in the pre-interview of the show, you know. Yeah, it's just bizarre. I think Ashley's behavior is just bizarre. I mean, I would say, and I'm not really a psychological type. I mean, I don't know how to peg everybody psychologically, but there seems to be some kind of bipolar something going on there.

Because how can you be totally normal the wind minute and then the next minute be so paranoid and off the rails? I think the cycle out there actually there actually is a psychological term for it. It's called crazy girl. Crazy girl. Crazy. So she goes, well, I don't owe you an explanation. And she says, well, you guys expected an explanation about my life. You said I didn't mention Delta. So I'm lying. Well, guess what? I also hold up the orange cone. And sometimes I even clean a toilet. Hannah's like, well, like I literally made a blitzer today, Dairy Queen. So I don't

know what you think I'm judging, okay? Yeah, I mean, this is where I was like, oh, so this is what it's really about. You've been stewing on this for days and days and days, and you haven't had a chance to confront anyone about this because even when you talk with Catherine during the hurricane and you didn't even get to talk about it, so you're just somehow gonna wedge it into this dress thing

here and you're gonna hold Hannah accountable for it And Hannah was the one person on the table who wasn't actually coming for you about Delta And Hannah was like I'm not judging you. She's like I work at a trucking company and now she goes I don't care I'm not judging you either I'm like what she never said that you like like you're the one you cute You accuse her of judging you and now you're acting as if the basis of the argument was that Hannah's are judging you. It's so weird.

And she goes, well, it's the industry I work in. And she's like, yeah, but it's an industry that anyone can join. Like I need your permission. And she goes, well, you can't just wake up and say, I'm a dressmaker. You're about to have a rude awakening. I know, because I've done it.

I was like, oh, really? You know, because you started not knowing what you were doing and then learned because I've done it. I was like, oh really? You know because you started not knowing what you were doing and then learned and got better at it. No, she meant that her house got on fire again. It was a very rude awakening because it was for him. Well, and Hannah's like, well, someone who's supposed to lift up women, thanks a lot for your support woman, lifter. Exactly. I also like to when I'm when she goes goes it's my industry and it's a small town it's like where's your shop? I'm not taking away from you that you work in that industry but like stop acting like you're Diane Vaughn first in broke okay. God she probably holds rocks in her pocket

just to get anybody she finds on a skateboard. So then as she's like you know what I've had enough this conversation I want I'm gonna go and I was like, no, no, you do this every time. And by the way, this is the, this has become a Bravo trope that we really haven't discussed. The, I'm leaving this conversation. And no, no, you do this every time. They both know this is a fucking crazy person trope. And I have a friend who does this all the time. She goes off and she starts, like she'll tell me off and go into this emotional, crazy tap and then all respond and she'll go oh no no no no I don't want to talk about it.

I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk. No. You don't get to start it and then monologue for 10 minutes and then say no we're not going to talk about it and actually always does that. She's like well I don't care about it anymore. Yeah and she's like no this is what you did in my apartment and she goes I don't care. She said, you talk over me. I'm not afraid of you. And then Ashley just walks off. And she looks at the camera and goes, this is insane. She is literally like, like, and the fact that I'm like dressed up in this ridiculous hat, what do they call those hats, the little, the little things that they, it's like, I feel like it's called a little pale hat or whatever. The little things that you, that out like a veil sort of thing that a, the woman wears.

I want to say it's a charger, but that's for plates, but something called like a, like a disempower. She's like, I'm going to die at fur from Salvation Army, okay? And I'm having to listen to this. I don't think so. So then Ashley comes outside again. She's like, no, I am not walking away. As if she's all empowered now, like you're the one who walked away originally.

There's no empowerment for you to come back. Like, oh, Bravo, you came back after your ridiculous dance that you made before. And then Hannah was like, like, did you expect me to read your resume? Like, like, what am I supposed to do? And Ashley's like, well, obviously you did. And Hannah's like, who, who read your resume? Like, and Ashley's like, I'm tired of this conversation because we're talking in circles. Yeah, it's basically the only way to work things out with Ashley and we learned this with Catherine. As for you to say, you were completely right,

I am so sorry, I understand and I'm completely sorry. And that's it, that's all she can hear. And if she doesn't hear it she's out of there you know But I also like that when Ashley like the when when when Ashley um When like face with logic she'll just throw something generic out there like you know We're just talking in circles. I'm out of here like Like you can't just like say that you know because you're the one who's talking in circles. Yeah like say that, you know, because you're the one who's talking circles.

Yeah. Well, and then they cut to inside and a lady goes, well, my husband, Jack is the real player. And someone else says, Oh, Jack plays that so interesting. And it's a funny, a little thing to cut in there. And then it's Catherine and Hannah and canas, or is this happy or Hannah? Yeah, I think it's Hannah. It has to be happy.

Oh wait, because Hannah's still fighting you through. Because Catherine goes, why would you, oh, the fight's still going? Well, she just yelled at me. Well, no, because she's like, well, because before that though, the fight's still going and Hannah goes, like, you know what, let's keep our names

out of each other's mouth. And I was just like, your name wasn't in my mouth. And I was like, uh, except for when you were gossiping about me at the dress shop, I was like, ooh, drop the mic. And then, um, and then, and then Ashley goes, it's just funny because that's my actual career, my actual career that I'm doing at the moment. I'm not starting it. Like, what's that supposed to mean? Yeah, I know what that was. So then what's that supposed to mean? Yeah, no one knows. So then I think Hannah's telling Catherine, and Catherine's like, she's like, she's mad at me for dresses,

and like, she's mad that I didn't come to her. And Catherine goes, why would you go to someone for help who has no taste on your level? Hey, did I tell you about the liverache she had in the Lira saw? Goes so good with a black couch. And then they just so actually smoking and looking inside all paranoid with her glassed over eyes. And then she comes in and she's like, oh, thank you so much.

I had a great time. They're like, well, did you hear about Jackie's The Real Play? Such a silly show. It is. It is. Dun, dun, dun. It is super, super silly. So I'm excited to see how this madness develops next week. Ashley is just crazy.

I mean, I hope she was just like really drunk. I mean, because that fight made no sense whatsoever. Yeah, and I don't think that Ashley's even mentioned one time that she's a dress designer unless they keep well, she said that she's a stylist. And well, because she, don't she mentioned that that thing for Kate Middleton, she designed a dress for Kate Middleton or whatever, but I don't know. I don't, I think she was just, she's just a crazy lady right now. She's just a crazy crazy lady But I'm happy. I'm happy that Southern Charms of Anna is is really, you know up in its crazy game lately. Yeah Well, there you go everybody

so Bertle and Bertle and Bertle they ended up well Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bert and Bertle and Bertle Bertle and Bert and Bertle Bertle and Bertle and Bertle and Bert and Bertle and Bert and Bert and Bertle and Bert and Bertle Bert and Bertle and Bertle and Bert Michael Horn says since OC is coming back soon, do you guys think that Kelly Dodd will pull a season two Camille this year? Or will she just be as crazy as last season? I do not think that. And from what our old Quinn in a bar tells us, Kelly is trying to just keep everybody on her side. So she's playing both sides of the fence. Okay. Which means she's gonna get her ass kicked at the end of the season. But no, I don't think you can change that kind of personality.

She's gonna get drunk and say stupid things. Now, are there people's reactions to her might change? Yeah. I am concerned that in the Orange County trailer, there really was not a lot of footage of her screaming and calling people to see word. But, you know, trash is trash. She'll continue to be that crazy, crazy trashy person that we love.

Also, the ladies who went after her last season, one was not asked back or, you know, was asked back as a friend of which is Heather, so she's not going to be back. And the other ones, Tamara and Shannon took a major beating online last year, major, yeah, for what they were doing to her, like trying to get her to drink more in this and that make her look bad. So I think that they might try and be nice to her this year just so that people aren't yelling at them. Yeah, I think that's probably what's going to happen. I think they will, they're going to just probably find a new person to go after.

But yeah, I think that they're going, I think what's gonna happen is that they will, they will be softer to Kelly and they're gonna blame everything on Heather since she's not there anymore. Why not? Yeah. You know. Yeah. Adaihondroem says, if Kate was on this below deck Medboat, how do you think she'd handle the crew, especially that whole onion situation? Um, she would have gone straight to the captain. Actually, you answered this one. I answered the last one first.

No, I mean, she would have just had that classic Kate Chastain manner. She probably just would have looked blankly at Adam and would have said, I don't really understand why you're putting onions in it. If they ask for no onions, I mean, maybe that's just your lack of education with food. I don't know. Also, it wouldn't have gotten to that point because she wouldn't have taken shit from bugs or not the bugs is giving her any shit because she doesn't, but she would have put bugs in her place right away because Kate generally is kind of cold to everybody that's new at first in general. And then they have to prove themselves. Yeah. So she probably would have been like, well, hello, Bugsie. How wonderful that you did all this. I hope you understand that I have more stripes than you and that you have a lovely dream about that. You know, while you're taking it out, that would be great.

I, I also think that she would have either done something preventative, like, taken out all the onions from the galley, or she probably would have just put Adam on blast to the guest immediately and just said, all right, tonight we have a lentil soup made with the puree of onions and chopped onions and topped with a chiffonade of onion. Everyone, I would love to introduce your dinner, but I will take it one step further and introduce the man who has given you 19 different versions of onion tonight. Adam, come out here. This is your chef, Adam. She also probably would have gone revenge by asking the guests if they wanted a midnight

snack. And then again, if they wanted a midnight snack, and then again, if they wanted a 2 AM snack, and then maybe a 2 30 AM snack, and just would have repeatedly woken up at him, me having him forcing him to make nachos over and over and over again. I feel like that's how I should handle it. I'd like to get to the bottom.

I feel like she could tell us, Kate, how would you have handled it? I would like to know personally. Who? Let's see. Kate, how would you have handled it? I would like to know personally. Who? Let's see. Okay, last question. Sue Vlocky, get it. She says, hello guys.

I am trying to get my friend Michelle Hooked on Bravo. My ultimate goal is to get her to watch Vanderpump rules, but that is too intense to start with. What would you recommend as a gateway show and stepping stones to get to Van Oppen rules? Um, I feel like Van Oppen rules is a really good one, good one to start with personally. Maybe Southern charm, that's a little bit more demua.

I would say really one of the tamer housewives shows like Beverly Hills or something where it seems like it's tame and people are like, what's the big deal about these shows? You just aren't so bad and then boom, they get to the psychics house and shit hits the fan. Yeah. I mean, something like that, I think it's people hit. Yeah, I mean, obviously the best crossover show is Top Chef because that one's like a, quote unquote, sophisticated show. So you could always start with Top Chef, but that's probably not going to get her to get Michelle to, to bridge that gap.

I maybe, you know, you have to understand the Bravo housewise trips because all these shows is different as they are. They all play off the same thing, which is like petty jealous fighting. Yeah, maybe Lady is a London, which unfortunately is canceled, but maybe that would be a good one because it's sort of sophisticated,

but it's petty too, that that might be a good one or below deck. Blow deck could be good too. I would say not below deck because that's not really, I mean, they ended up being on brand with Bravo as time passed, but I would say one of the housewives. Any of the housewives really do train you to understand what Bravo is and what's supposed to be happening. Yeah. Well, then New York, I said New York, because to me, it's the best one. Well New York used to stress me out. I mean, it was very difficult for me to get into New York.

Just that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It took me a couple of seasons, especially that last jail season. I was like stressed by the end. It hurt to watch it. Right. So I guess it depends on where she's from. Yeah. Yeah. I guess the question is what is causing

her to not want to watch Bravo because that would that would help a lot to know because you know, like on the one hand, I would say, oh, real house is a Beverly Hills. It's something that that could ease her in. But some people think Beverly Hills is a little boring these days. So we don't want to give her something that's boring, you know. So maybe Orange County is the way to go. Oh my gosh, Orange County hooked me. I mean, that first season of Port Orange County is down on like a, you know, home camera. And it's not about fighting. It's just kind of following these dumb dumbs around. Yeah, I don't know. Well, well, Sue, Sue, let us know how it goes. And give us more information on Michelle. We can maybe tailor some sort of,

some sort of regimen for Michelle and get her hooked. That way she can get hooked on the past. Your Bravo Nutritionist. Yes, exactly. Um, I'm gonna close up the mail bag. All right, everyone. Well, we did it. It's Friday. Alright everyone, well we did it. It's Friday, shows over, weeks over, have a spectacular weekend and we'll be back on Monday to talk some Tomic and Invit only Cabo. Yeah, party! Party! Bye everyone! Bye!

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