Watch What Crappens - #481 RHOP / Cabo: Dame & Dumber

Episode Date: June 20, 2017

Can Karen and Charrisse bury the hatchet and end one of the dumbest feuds in Housewives history? Will Karen still be the Grand Dame of Potomac after she moves out of town? And will the champagne room live up to its sky-low expectations? All these questions and more will be answered in our recap of "Real Housewives of Potomac." Then it's on to "Invite Only: Cabo" where the icky love triange between Agu, Emily, and Kamani leads to new drama. Everyone's pointing fingers. Or at least using them. 00:00:00 - RHOP 01:06:25 - Invite Only: Cabo See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And I will keep that title until it's taken away by the ones who've bestowed it upon me. Oh, yes, we're talking some real househouse at Potomac today. We're talking some invite-only Cabo. And we're talking good times. Ready to dive into a week of podcasting, huh? Talking about friendship. Yeah. The importance of a good partner.

Come on, guys. Let's talk There is there's a lot to unpack on today's episode. I'm very excited about it. I'm also excited because you know it's it's we're now in mid mid to late June the big brother cast was just revealed and we are gonna be totally Big Brother cast was just revealed and we are going to be totally Dissecting the cast on the on the next two bonus episodes So if you're interested in Big Brother if you want to hear our thoughts on the new on the new people Definitely sign up on patreon and list or bonus episode because

Bonus episodes are killer. They're so fine. Yeah, go listen Yeah, super super fun and we also in July have our 500th episode coming up. And I think we're going to have something pretty cool to do to celebrate. So keep stay tuned for that. It should be really something. Yeah, it won't be a live show. But if anybody wants to party on that Friday night, tweet at us or come on our Facebook and tell us because if you guys want to let's do it. Why not? We had a great time at our last party. And who said anything about it not being a live show for the part of this celebration?

Am I right? So um, oh, yeah. Oh, man. Oh, man. I know. We got out like, we have some things up our sleeves. So everyone stay tuned for that. And also, you know, last week when we're doing Real Houses of New York,

we had some fun. We released a single in honor of Luan, Dagestinos wedding. And we released it as like a standalone little episodes. You could listen to it, but we're actually trying to make it available on iTunes. You can download it and add it to your music library. Just waiting for approval. You can download it and add it to your music library. Just waiting for proof. Good Maddleker, I'm gonna love it if you become a top iTunes seller.

I will buy laughing. I don't really see that happening, but it's still just sort of exciting to think that we will have a single on the iTunes store and it will be available, ideally also on Amazon and Spotify, all the places that you get your music from. It will be there. We just are pending approval. And I may give us a 50-50 shot of being approved because it is also,

it really amateurs song from GarageBand. So we'll see, we'll see if we get through. Girl, then I'll judge you on that. Yeah, trust me. I've had plenty of songs on the O'Lightings. Really? Mine's a yes. I'm a little bit tired of that album.

I was talking to that galbo. Yeah, I did a lot of long time ago just for fun because I make stupid, like, Acapella music for fun in my house. And I did the same thing. I put it through CD Baby. And I'm mortified that people can still find. I don't even know how to get rid of it.

I've tried. I'm like, do I hire an internet scrubber? Like, how do I get rid of it? It's yeah. So, I submitted it through CDBaby, which is a website where you can do that. And so, at the moment, they are like vetting it or doing whatever. But, technically, it's actually for sale right now on CDBaby. So, if you want to go buy it or download it, you just go to CDBBaby and search for watch or crap and you'll find it We've we've sold one so far, but we'll let everyone know when it's actually available For for purchase on iTunes and everywhere else which will be so exciting. I'm like so excited

Yeah, and because I get to like be a part of it even though I didn't do jack shit girl It's all for it's all for watch or crap And all the proceeds go directly to watch or crap It's oh, then if you could get a number one for you and Lewand. I mean I will buy I Can't don't even fill me with those dreams because If we could even get on to any sort of chart with that song I don't I literally don't even know what to do with myself.

Oh, honey, hope is low calorie. I'll cost you nothing. Yeah. That would be my contribution to pop culture, releasing a single on iTunes with a shitty, Lewand Day, it's the number of stations. I would buy. Well, speaking of Contribute really rolling around in hopelessness or the dangers of having too much hope when there is men. Let's talk about the real house size of Potomac. Thank you. Thank you. Please, please. I need to I need to come back down to earth or at least a vermin.

No, no. I I'm going to make sure you have a number one dammit. I'm going to call every every person we know be like get this to Luan I'm calling up Cara De La Guardia say listen platinum pit number two has to come back and I want to be on it Well, she's the one who wrote that finale song for American Idol the worst one ever So she needs to get off her damn box. She's like, I believe in mountains that I have. I believe in me. I literally almost know. I mean, I nearly, I said snarf. That's

a line and I'm a ThunderCats reference. What do you call it? When you almost laugh, you're like, without your nose. I almost did that did that when you said I believe in mountains that are tall. Oh my god That's so carody look already. Yeah, and then she listens she listens to it sung back on the show And she's like closing her eyes and putting her hands in the hair like my me my or hands in the air like my me my church Kara please girl please Okay, real housewives of Potomitones. We open in dueling vans on their way to a boat party. Okay, so this is Shereesa's day, you guys, and she's very upset that Karen planned something on her day and took the two girls who needed hope and needed light in their candles.

To make up on some Japanese racing thing with a net with a whale with a tuna net attached. What the fuck? Wait, I have to say something else, Ronnie. So last week we had to like issue all these corrections about the diva shirt that Robin was wearing and and various other aspects. We had a lot of patonic corrections to make and we had to make another correction because the person who told me that the t-shirts were from a historically black sorority said that Robin and Jacelle were in the same sorority and I just repeated it because I care to look it up

and now I got all these tweets saying, actually they're ones in Aka and ones in Delta something and they're two different sororities and they'd be really angry to be in this to be said they're in the same sorority. So we're putting it out there. Oh Lord, can I just put it out there that we don't give a fuck, okay?

We weren't making fun of that shirt because it was a sorority shirt. It was funny because it says desperate diva or something. And just saying that in Robin's voice is hilarious. Congratulations on your sororities. We're proud of you in general. Like I literally do not give a shit about what Robin did. Barely in this episode.

I barely care about what I saw this week, much less 20 damn years ago. Uh, no, I just, I hate putting in accurate information out there, but that being said, you know, we clearly did not do our research and, and, uh, we clearly don't care that much. Let's read, okay, next time we see a t-shirt with a phrase on it, please let's research it. I mean, what the hell you think we're gonna do? Watch what crap everyone has been tweeting at me. It being like, well, actually, just that was an Aka.

I'm like, okay, okay, okay. Well, when your Aka is called also known as, I should be able to call it whatever the fuck I want. Well, I have a very good friend who is an Aka, so I fully support the Aka's, but, but yes, I don't not support them. I just don't know enough about that. I didn't go to college. I don't understand sororities and fraternities. The girls that I know who

were in fraternities, that I hung out with, or sororities that I hang out with at the time, I held a lot of their hair back while they were barfing. And I don't feel like I deserve any sororities. I've earned my stripes in this sororities. Someone give Ronnie a badazel t-shirt and do it now. I mean, a desperate devastated diva shirt. Here's what I do now. Here's what I do understand. I understand weird marriages, such as Ashley and Michael's, wherein he makes her use a flip phone

when she goes international because she doesn't have international international data plan and therefore would use it up because she'd be texting too much. First of all, okay, this is sad because the only one who has a flip phone should be Karen, okay, Karen's the only one who's allowed to have one. Just barely, it's got to be a really big flip phone my 1997 okay second of all I Mean is it an international plan that crazy? I mean these are the real housewives. This is not a TLC show This is Bravo. We're supposed to you know spend money. I mean an international oh god forbid you spend an extra $70 You know

Well, let me ask you was this in this scene because i don't i think this was much later they were getting into a while they were getting into the i have as my very first note of the show that the ladies gone to a van and actually has a phone and she doesn't have international because michael thinks you'll be on the phone all the time which is condescending and cheap well also maybe she just bought a burner for an at the local seven levin because michael won't return her calls

Michael only allows her to be on boost mobile He's like did you get the quick at I sent you? I don't understand that game. No the fan. Oh He loves me The cricket loves for Milky Ashley's Ashley's art coming to an end the season with, oh, he loves me after all, after he fires her. Has to be one of my favorite parts of the season.

That seems so stupid and hilarious. Well, she will graduate up to a full on, like, she'll graduate up to a T-Mobile sidekick and that will be the real testament of their love. So what was Robin saying in this? Because Cherice has brought her hair and makeup guide Gregorette, Gregorwee, and he found the bus with the girls and he's sitting there like girl just letting out here. Could you just let me out? Lingering in the background. And Robin says,

well, I mean, it's kind of weird that she brought her hair and makeup, but I get it. It's his money. What does that mean? The husband's money or Gregory's money? I assume that I don't remember her saying that, but it probably was something about like, it's either Eddie's money or maybe this guy's gonna earn money or like, yeah, I never know. I can't Robyn's tone is so the same

that I can never tell if she's joking or what she's implying because there's like no Accents on the knee of the words, you know what I mean? Yeah She's still like this. It is money. Is that a question? She's a mystery rat. She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in no cash wrapped in IOUs She is sure to tell the girls she's in the van with seri team seri which is Jacelle Robin in her and she's like, well, I

wanted I want to tell you guys like I ambushed Karen and I'm cool about it today. And she they're like, oh tell us everything girl. She's like, well, she looked like she still had to do some makeup. That's for sure. Good one, Robin. Ooh, what a great discovery when you ambush someone when they're when they're mid makeup treatment and they haven't got all their makeup done that yes, they look like they have to get more makeup done. What a steering commentary on. Carren's insecurities. Yeah, I mean, you went from being mad last season at a black girl for being Jewish to this season of being mad that someone didn't have her makeup done, while she was getting her makeup done. I mean, Robin, come on, make an effort, Robin.

This season is really sad, actually. It's really started with a lot of hope and potential, but at least last year things kind of built to something if there was this interesting sort of you know like questions about colorism and Interracial stuff and what does it mean to be black and Jewish and all that at least it was going towards something interesting and this season This is what the seasons leading to is that Karen didn't finish her makeup and that she's hosting something on the Bermuda day And Sharice was hosting something to and Shariceisa opening up a champagne room. This is just I mean I would be shocked if Potomac gets another season. This is just not not.

Yeah, you never know. Um, so Robin's like, um, I was like, you're a hypocrite because it's Sharisa's day, which doesn't make much sense. But Sharisa's basically happy because we're not giving along so I'm glad that they look out. Feet on the hand, number one rule the Karen. Please stand up. What are you even talking about anymore, Syriis? I think maybe it was a belabored reference to Eminem, like circa a year 2000, with a real

slim shady, please stand up with a real shady Karen that may be too high level for Shreys though. I know art did you run out of Beyonce lyrics? There's so many. The last go last. How did you go from Beyonce to Eminem? I mean I'll always go to Eminem's if I can but Robin vows that she will stand up to Karen, which, yeah, okay. So in the other van, Jacelle is talking about how she's so excited to go on a boat because Karen's like, well, you know, I understand that it was her day, but we're going to a boat and how do you feel about that?'s like well i'm excited to have a boat and i'm excited to be on it because now she's she's gonna just worry about getting Karen into gizelle into

as many fights as possible so she's just having no opinion on anything which is funny because with gizelle you always know what's a trick girl yeah exactly so they get to this this boat and remind me why were there so many guys on this what was this yawning thing i thought it was gonna be a private yacht but then there are all these dudes on the boat why was that well as serizo lovely put it it the thing of that thing of course it's like double singles yeah single sunset singles

cruisable level of the duration but you know what I'll have a little race and sa-ta. Ba-ta! And Karen's like, well this trip is not about Karen or Syries. It's about to grow and dorm and all the peasants bringing her gifts on a boat where men will carry her across the Shut up, Karen. Okay, so the dudes are on the boat. Yeah, and I just wrote LOL. Of course, this is a public trip that they bought exactly exactly that is so patomic

you know it that they couldn't they had to like share their yacht with probably a reality show that was filming on brim unit likes for me to the brim unit bachelor you know not one of you could fuck your way into a day use i mean yeah so they get on the yacht and and Jazelle and Monique hug and everyone Monique's like hey everyone look look look and then she and Jazelle hug and was like whoo which is El's base is still super tight like

her lips are purse like I fucking hate this bitch mom doing it because I need to have an arc. That was real because we had real moments today on a Japanese boat, which was also real. Which unfortunately only two people could come on. Sherees, this is fabulous, this public boat. What nice work you did, Sherees. What a great stage for my Asakhaftan, Sherees. Great work. Great work.

She said I have mother fuck up goddamn. So Robin's like this was so I mean to go on a date from my therapist which isn't my idea and I had no idea enforcing one please believe me it makes me uncomfortable but these guys are high. So then Shasha goes downstairs in this yacht and she sits next to this guy And she's like what's your name? He's like Bel Curio or something like that? Bel Curio yeah Bel Curio and he goes and you and she's like

Tha-tha like she literally said Shasha. I was like oh my goodness Tha-tha So this Bel Cururio guy, okay. Now, I really hate doing this because I feel like I've been doing it a lot on our podcast lately. But this man is a lady. This is a lady. And he's like, oh, hello, how are you? And then, and he's like, I have my eye on your friend over there, aka Robin. And she's like, oh, you like her?

And he gives her this look like girl. I'm like, that's a good deal. He came. He actually did. He gave off a couple of looks like that through this scene. Because at first, I was like, oh, you know, whatever, not everyone's gay. I was thinking the same thing you were.

I'm like, not everyone's gay, Ronnie. But then later, when Robin was getting annoyed with him, he gave her another girl. Like, you want to fight with me, bitch? I was like, oh, no. And I really, I actually don't like being a sort of gay guy who thinks everyone's gay, but I'm sorry. Bravo has been throwing us a whole bunch of suspicious characters on that front.

And so Belcurio being probably the most really the most borderline case in the, since, like, a few weeks. And, yeah. So Belcurio's like, girl, I'm interested in that. really the most borderline case in the since like a few weeks and yeah so Belkury was like girl I'm interested in that robin shit y'all so so then rob and the best thing is and you know that the other girls were saying that because Giselle turns to Ashingos of all the guys in the boat would you have chosen that one you know I mean he literally had duct tape on his legs. Yeah, it was just kind of so weird.

So he describes a friend he's looking for and Shawshah's like, Oh, in the hub, blah, blah, blah, come here. You know what, so crazy? He described the person who's so gorgeous. And I knew exactly with Robin because he said, the one with the bun in her hair and I'm like what are you talking it? It's Sasha the worst matchmaker of all time.

What is she talking about and she goes Robin goes are you sure she didn't mean are you sure you didn't mean Ashley Ashley doesn't have a bun in her hair Robin. It's like their eats trying to top each other. She's like, I think she's basically saying, go because Ashley likes sleeping with gay guys, right? He's a little young though. So the guy's like, yeah, she's suspect. She doesn't believe it.

And Robin goes, so you shave your legs? And he's like, no, you want to feel him? Feel him. She's like, no, thanks. him feel him she's like no thanks why do you have duct tape on your calves you say it no he says well I had an ankle issue ever since I had crazy sex with a fan what are you talking about sir yeah and Yeah, and she's like, he's creepy. And then he gives her that girl look, and she's like,

I'm gonna walk away now. So on another part of the boat, Jacelle is telling Sherees and Robin, she's like, well, the thing with Monique is, she showed me a vulnerable side, so I'm okay with her now. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Like, she, because she had to do all the work there, right? Yeah. Monique was the one who had to be, you know, a human being for once, not just L didn't have to do anything, right? She's the one. She's the robot monster iron giant. Yeah. So who's carning Ashton and Monie? Oh, Karen. Just Lex the- his Harna works. So Karen is like, well I'd like to apologize. If anyone felt annoyed but I had to only choose two of you and as Meryl Streep did, when she only got to choose two of her babies in that dingo film. I chose the A- On that wild river, you know. If Goldie Han comes from Arrow, Merrill, Breckonack.

She could only choose one Roseanne bar to get into a hot tub with. So I say, like, Well, girl, I would just appreciate communication because I made a communication. Communication, have you seen my cricket? Yeah, actually it says communication 20 times this episode. Right, and then Ashley Hatch is this ridiculous thing where she's like,

hmm, I kind of feel like Karen's kind of overcompensating for something. You know, she's being so nice and so friendly. Like, maybe they're problems with Ray. Like, why would she be acting so nice? I'm like, she's just doing something nice. It doesn't mean that they're doing something. Maybe Ray won't let her serve normal food in their kitchen to their kids.

Just like stop projecting. Let people have their own problems with Kate Bappa. Karen, I don't know. Karen just scratched her shoulder and she doesn't really do that that often. Maybe Ray's dying. Karen lost her room key when we were out on the on the veranda. I wonder if there's problems with Ray. We're healing Bermuda. Bermuda is proud to Bermuda Triangle and Karen always like squares more than triangles

which makes me think like she's going from 4 to 3 and 4 to minus 3 is 1. And maybe she won a sweepstakes and maybe in like with the sweepstakes, she thought she was gonna get more money, but then she forgot about the taxes. And now she's in trouble with the IRS. She's, oh my God, Karen's going to jail. This dinner cruise doesn't have dinner. I wonder if Karen's having problems with her.

Ray. This dinner cruise doesn't have dinner. I wonder if Karen's having problems with the rain. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe that is yeah I'm here to like grudging you know yeah I was fully in like a grudging lease in a cold place but I does nothing I can do about people I feel like last season I had a Ashley boys but this season I don't when we have it I know I feel like I had one two but it's just it's just

not happening for me but that maybe it means that Karen's in trouble well if anybody's in trouble they should go to D pack jizz because jacelle's over there telling Robin and Maybe it means that Karen's in trouble. Well, if anybody's in trouble, they should go to Deepak. Jizz. Cause Jizzel's over there telling Robin and Cherie. She's like, well, Karen went about it wrong,

but you know, I think you should talk to her Cherie. Jizzel, the great peacemaker. Jizzel stomps on everybody on this show, and then a couple of episodes a year, she's like, well, I'm the one with, I'm the big one here, so let's make up. I can't fight with everybody at the same time you're fighting with each other. You know, so Sheree is like, make up. What did I do? I bother on a meat boat. I should get an apology. So she's so goes, yes, but it's very important that we move on. Yeah.

Okay. You hugged one person, Chisel. Okay. So now Karen and Shasha are left alone. On the over there. Yeah, Karen and Sasha are left alone to hash things out and Karen is like, well, I just, you know, I was in a loose-loose situation because either I'd talk about the night before and then become a whole big drama or I don't talk about it and then everyone's mad at me. I was loose, loose, loose, loose. It's sort of like when you find out that laser discs are no longer available and you've just put it in order for a new player. I mean, it's lose-lose. It's like when you walk into your champagne room for the first time and realize your husband isn't in that one either. It's like when you... it's like when you fax someone and say two pages out of two and people say is that including the cover page or is it not including it and just you never know lose lose. It's like when Ray wants to go on a pizza so you put it into your

white microwave and his pacemaker starts to act up. Lose lose. It's like when you accidentally get a modern TV bracket for your tube TV do you either mount that TV, do you get a new bracket? Lose lose. Oh, poor Karen. Yeah. I also have to mention that Karen comes into this conversation going, oh, Sharice, you want to talk? Well, what a lovely boat. What a wonderful job you've done today.

So condescending. So let me see. Karen is explaining to lose lose and then Sharis does Are you gonna stop talking you should you should have said that you're about to go to what you should have said with Thorees here's how I feel I understand you and The emotions of hug and like stop talking your therapy talk. You've had two sessions with Dr. Jeff on the internet Yeah, exactly and And Shasha is, you know, I like her version of a house while I fight, which is to look blankly and say, am I going to get a word in that's why? Are you ever going to stop talking? Are you Fizz said? Is the reason I have an amazing opportunity to do

something amazing? That's all you Fizz said. But you know that actually if Karen said that, sure, he's still would have been annoyed at something. So then, Karen makes some sort of apology, like, you know, well, I'm sorry if you felt left out of this wonderful opportunity that I have these two girls, but I didn't want you to cry. And I feel sorry that you left out. She's like, that was a weak apology. That was a weak apology, Karen. He's just like, well, I'm sorry if I won't do the do-daw or the who, what are the quotes of the punctuation marks? That's just not how I do and this is beneath me and this is just made up drama and Karen's like, well, you know, you did that thing and Karen goes, yes, I did a fantastic event and you're doing an okay job right now.

And you're doing an okay job right now. Bern. Is this because of your marriage? And she's like, uh, you know what? I'm gonna go swim over there. It's like in the ocean. I think she was gonna said that she wanted to throw Karen into the ocean, like that. Like, I don't remember, but I think it was.

Oh, I thought she said I'm gonna swim over there. And I was like, girl, you're gonna jump on the ocean. And so Karen's like, oh, you're running. You're running away. Well, you're not jump on the ocean and so Karen's like oh, you're running you're running away Well, you're not gonna brainwash me which is how all brainwashings have gone down in history. Yes, people running away So people even talking about after time. I don't even know and so Shasha's like you need to do therapy Which is her go-to thing and then Karen goes I will pay you in dust and leave you here like the dusty bitch you were acting like and then Karen goes, I will pay you in dust and leave you here like the dusty bitch you were acting like.

Again, I'm confused. So Sharri says, this boat with more than your net worth the public cocktail cruise. Come on. Like you want those tickets into the lobby raffles. We'll see you on this here. You're the only four women on the boat. Five women or whatever. Yeah, exactly. you're the only four women on the boat. Five women, whatever. Yeah, exactly. So now it's nighttime and Shasha's room. Oh, I'm so sorry.

I was just letting you say this, but I have to add this because Sherees goes, how much money you have, honey, which is Sherees is trying to be every housewife ever. She's going to be Neenie Leaks now. She says, oh, no, a few times as well. She's just like ripping up every housewife line. And then Karen goes, Well, that's your husband's money. I looked online. And she goes, Fail, yo, have honey. And she said, I didn't have to sell my house. I did it on purpose. At least I wasn't dragged out like she's going to be.

So true, I guess, maybe I love when these women fight about money that none of them have earned. Yeah, exactly. So now it's nighttime, later on, it's 11 p.m. and I believe the girls have separated, right? And so Monique is grateful at the moment. She's grateful that Karen has helped her and just get through their quote unquote, little tidbit, you know, I think she meant Tiff, but you know, what do I know?

I'm the one who can't remember what the word is when you laugh so hard, that shit comes out of your nose. What is that? Also, yeah, I don't know. I don't remember. Like, I like it saying snarf, but it's not snort, snort, no. That's a great word. Also, this show really fucks with your brain because you're trying to make sense of so many

things that just don't make sense. You have to draw a line somewhere. Like that whole fight between Sri Sankaran, I don't know sense. Mm-hmm. You have to draw a line somewhere. Like that whole fight between Sheree and Karen, I don't know half of what they were talking about. They're just saying things in that attitude, you boys, like Karen. Well, you're a dusty dust, and I don't like dust. Dust pose, depression, that's you.

You know what, I have the receipts. Literally have a bag of receipts. What about you? You're gonna have some bad accounting. That's what I gotta say to you. Burn. Dump into the swim. Okay. Dump into the swim. So later in the room, Karen and Monique are, Monique's like, well, I feel obligated, you know, to be nice to Karen because I don't know.

She's been nice and she didn't mention the fish tank in my kitchen. So she's gonna be nice and Karen's like, well, Sharish wants me to apologize, verbatim punctuatim and I don't do it like that. That's good, it makes no sense. So in the other room, they're like, what did Karen say? What did Karen say? Yeah, the world. Sharish just goes, well, I know what, I know

what Sharice says, I can do it like this. This boat cost more than your house. It's like, why are you making her talk like, like, how, why are you turning Sharice into Red Skeleton right now? Yeah, they're basically, it was like, you know, it's just back and forth between his people. And then everyone started wondering like, wow know, it's just back and forth between these people and then everyone's starting to wonder like, wow, I heard that Karen bought her house on foreclosure or something like that. I don't know if they're talking about the original house or the new house.

I said, I said, her half with him foreclothes. And she's all said, do you mean the one they just bought today? And she's like, yeah. And Robin goes, well, she's embarrassed because, you know, you're saying she didn't purchase it value at the same value of other people's property and Potomac? I'm like, is this the big scandal

that Karen bought a house for cheaper than Marketplace? Especially with Robin. Like when was the last time you bought anything without a coupon you cut out from the back of a newspaper bitch. Please. Yeah, this is like truly the most idiotic controversy of all time If anything you should be impressed with someone for getting a great deal on a house It's not the way it goes Isn't that what all these stupid house shows are about that they got it for like $40,000 less is not the whole point

that they got it for like $40,000 less. Isn't that the whole point? Yes, then you remodel it, and then you sell it for a lot more money. It's called smart people. Okay, I mean, I feel like I'm standing up for Karen, and I'm not, because Karen is a faker. If she was as rich as she said, she wouldn't be living in some old-ass house

with two different colors of granite on her counters for a plug-in phone, a white toaster, et cetera., Cherise is like, well, I've told the remodel, just remodel, like me, my fan pain room. All that girl really needed a hoverboard. It's like, Cherise, you're so messy, stop trying to make everybody think you're like Oprah basically, you know? You're not. Stop. Yeah, just shut up with the champagne room. And like, this is not a great arc for you. That you are renovating a single small room that was in office into a champagne room.

This is not impressive to us. Yeah, it's sad. And I cannot wait until next season when her husband has watched this whole season back and watching her saying, well, he wants to treat me like that. I'll build a fan pain room with his money and buy a two level suite. He's going to take that shit right into court and get her alimony cut. Yeah.

I'm surprised he has already until she's in a tiny little house. Can't wait. Seriously. So the next morning, all the women are on their phones are all on FaceTime calling back except for Ashley who's on her flip phone. So cruel, so cruel. Michael, it's me. I didn't recognize the damn number.

Yeah, he's like, I'll have some people in the office and she's like, can you give me a second? And he's like, I'll have people here and I'm actually doing works. But can I just want to check on you? All right, all right. All right. What is it? She goes, do you miss me?

And he goes, yeah. Well, I also miss getting staples in the staple of two, because now I'm behind in my work. So thanks a lot. I also miss all those lovely Australian dishes on the menu so there's that too. Don't miss you as much as I miss the emused lightest. Don't miss you as much as I miss Andrew with that firm buttercup his. Remember that? I love slapping that thing.

Great. So Karen is also on the phone, but Ray won't answer. So she's just giving this long voicemail. She's like, Ray, hello, this is Karen, your wife, the grand arm of Bermuda. I'm just calling to make sure that everything is wonderful and you remember to unplug the phone before you packed it. And then she tells us, well, oh, Ray,

I hope my marriage can survive this because that man is pissed. He's having to pack everything up by himself while I'm away. And then they show the clips of the house and they have like five movers doing it. Yeah. Exactly. That poor man, like, I don't know if he'll be able to get his khaki's as high as normal without me there. I don't know if he'll be able to get his cack. He says hi as normal without me there. Ray is gonna have one chap asked by the time I come back literally because he needs me to host a tab. Never know.

Bad elbow. So when the van Ashley now they're going to Cricket. Cricket. They're going to go see cricket, but Ashley doesn't know how to pronounce croquet. She's like, is it is a croquet or is a croquet? And it, but Ashley doesn't know how to pronounce croquet. She's like, is it is it croquet or is it croquet? And just it's like, it's cricket. She says, yeah, but how do you pronounce that sport? Croquet or croquet? She goes, well, how about we call this down sport cricket? Okay. But also did you notice that no one could answer? Croquet or yeah, no, I know I want to go on the record either so they just were like Cricket is that the Atlantic sea There this cast so we go to the cricket game and

Series is immediately talking to some shirtless tatted up dude. Yeah, and he's like what's your name? And she goes Tha tha They were at like so basically I think they thought they were going to a fancy cricket game But it was clearly just like a local game It's like if you went to go watch like a pickup game of basketball and all the guys that were hanging around there They were they look like they were just off work from the construction site or something like some shirtless they were a cast for dude yeah they're just like drinking beers just like just like dudes hanging

out and I love how they flirt though because they are aggressive so this one's on to Reese and he goes how old do you and she goes how do I Theresa and he goes, how old are you? And she goes, how do I look? And he's like 28. And she goes, oh, thank you, champagne. And he says, well, in Bermuda age is just a difference. Like, that's the way it is around the entire world. Yeah, that's like, that's how numbers work. Actually, division geometry.

Okay. So, Jiselle tells tells us I thought the cricket was where we wear giant hats and we watch the horses run by it is not yeah that's called horse racing the one with the horses I thought it was a phone I thought it was a phone. I thought it was a burner phone summit. I thought we're gonna see cricket's racing. My money was on. So they're like, how do you play this game? Where are the horses? And this guy's like, well, there's a ball and a bat. And then you hit the ball. And then people catch it. It's really difficult. You could only understand it if you're local. Yeah. Like, um, one guy goes, uh, well, I have

to tell you, from mutants, love to party and Ashley goes, well, just answer party too. I mean, her name is Jizz. Takeaker. Taker. And just don't go. Well, he's no Kevin. He's rough, but I like rough. He can stand my face just by sitting on it. I'll take him. This is a sign that there's no more Kevin. My Kevin is already broken up with you.

Stop front. Yeah, please, please. So then after this whole cricket excursion, Karen suddenly decides, she goes, you know, I'm willing to bury the hatchet because I miss my friend Sharice. I miss her so much. So she goes over to Sharice's hotel room and she tells us, like, you know, I'm just very sensitive these days because I'm doing a lot with my move.

I'm like, moves don't make you sensitive. I'm sorry. Especially when you're not doing anything. Yeah, you're literally in Bermuda. You're not even around the stress of the move. You're in a beautiful place. You've done nothing but stress out real estate people with your stupid, unaffordable dreams that are never gonna happen. Well, does it have a circular driveway? Really, you're living in an apartment building now. Are you happy? Yeah, stress out the entire town. So, the rest of the girls come over because they're going to do like a pajama,

slumber party thing. And Ashley is just wearing some sort of lame ass pajamas and she's like, well, no wonder what Michael has dried up pancake penis. I was getting a delivery at this time of a lovely pasta dish and I was watching life on bravo. So my notes until Karen is my next note is Karen is here now. That was that's that's what happened. Well meaning that essentially they have this lumber party and then Monique. Monique is like girl I'm having a hard time with my move, I'm trying to get the utilities work and they're not working, am I a girl?

So then they're all with the girl. And just as all says, does Karen have something to say? Because she doesn't even want us to know where she's moving to, but I'll find out. By the end of this trip, I will find out. Yeah. So then Monique starts to rap, because they're like, Monique, do like rap, rap like you used to, and she's like, okay, so she starts to rap. And then everyone starts to rap. I kind of wasn't paying attention at this point. I think I started to make a difference. Like when he bouncing, bouncing, bouncing that body, body, baby. And they're like, um, that was good. Okay. How about you do it now, Robin? Was it me dropping? Yeah.

I had to go next. They all went. I was really not I'm like, I don't think I can be here for Karen, you go rapping about, she's like, my name's Karen Yuger and I'm here to say I'm the grandum of Chesapeake Bay. Oh Karen, that's so much better. That actually is better. My name is Karen and that's it. I don't need more because I'm the shit. Now excuse me while I walk away and check my fits bit, because as they say, this is going to be a number one, I can't think of the next word. I'm so sorry for interrupting. I was shocked that Karen was gonna rhyme again.

I was like, that's a lot for Karen. Sorry. Robbins just like, my name is Robin and I like Juan and I'm just waiting for another chance The end Like couldn't you maybe set something up swans? No I'm gonna go one hates one so we went and saw the black swan and got divorced the very next day so we don't talk about that movie My name is Robin and I'm no pussy, but one is home probably getting someone else's pussy

You write for favorite chocolate is Hershey bar But we saw Barbara Hershey in black swan and now I'm Far from one like Robin you got to try harder It's not wrapping that Barbara Hershey I don't know that's been sticking with me through this whole recap is Cricket Cricket my name is Satham here to say I got a champagne room because I Like the spring and the trade blossoms are in bloom

Great one Shasha. Oh good one girl. So Jizelle we get the little scenes Jizelle's planting a tree with her mom They go home now. It's a tree and her mom's like, oh tree. And her mom was like, oh, you silly. And then I put other stuff I didn't watch. I skipped right over it. There was like a montage, the music that turned, didn't, didn't, didn't, like even the deer couldn't show up. And then the doe have learned when to sleep. They're like suddenly, every time real housewives

of Potomac shoots, we have found that the doe go into hiding. They go to Great Falls, Virginia. So as go the dough, so goes Karen Huger. As go the grand dough, so goes the grand dough. You know when I say I like people falling over me, I mean that literally I really like fonds so I'm following them. So Robbins back in therapy with her lady,

and ladies like, so what's going on? And Robbins like, well, remember the homework you gave me? If you had to grade me, I would get a WTF. And the therapist is like, great school. Which is where I met one. I mentioned one. And the therapist is like laughing politely.

Like, that sounds sort of funny, but I kind of actually don't get it. And she's like, WTF, whole total failure. And basically, Robyn's like, well, she went on some dates in Bermuda and it made her realize that Maybe there's something to explore at home and maybe she actually does like one I'm like bitch you talked to two guys in Bermuda that was not those were not two dates And they were on Sheree's lame booze cruise and one was that or one was at the cricket match And all of a sudden you're back in level one you got to do better

The thing that bugs me about her is that it's just so obvious and I can't believe her therapist doesn't just tell her this is not your choice. I don't let it makes me so uncomfortable when she's like, well, when I'm ready to let one back in, then I'll let him know. No, one does not want you. How many ways can it be said? How many ways can he literally tell you that he does not want you. How many ways can it be said? How many ways can he literally tell you? Yeah. That he does not want you. And you're pretending it's your choice. And I understand

the self-protection that goes into that and the defensiveness that goes into that. And you're right that you don't need an explanation. But please stop trying to trick everybody. It's just so awkward to watch. Right. So the therapist is like, so have you do you tell one that you want to you talk to some guys in Bermuda? And she's like, no, I mean, he doesn't want to hear that. Like, why would I tell him that? I'm like, you have such a fucked up relationship that you're afraid to tell him these things. And he's outboning people as is right because you guys are both single. But you're like afraid to tell him things. This is actually very similar to Ashley and Michael if

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. Well, she's trying to get him to fall back in love. Right. And if she was really intelligent, she would go home and be like, well, you're gonna be proud of me because I finally went on a couple of days. One of them's hot. He's gonna call me again. You know he's cheating. And it's not cheating because he has permission to do it.

You're not in a relationship. I mean, if you're gonna, like, if you're gonna be a liar, lie to him. Like, dude, this is the right way. Okay. Tricking, making jealous. Do all the old standard things possibly get pregnant. Whatever. I mean, we all have soap operas. But also, like Robin is actually hot. I actually think Robin is very attractive. And she's gorgeous. And I shouldn't always come down to looks. You know, of course,'s there's more than that she's attractive She actually sees it in this reasonably bright But like the point is that like she is she could be a hot commodity. So why is she like Slumming it with these dudes. I mean I get it too because she hasn't really dated someone since she's 16 and she's nervous and feels weird

But come on Robin. I mean one is her first, you know, that's just not going to go away. Those are first. So I don't even need it to be fixed. I just want Robin to stop lying to herself because it is, if you want to say, look, this man possibly hates me, but we're still friends. And maybe one day we'll be in love. And if not, that's fine. I've had plenty of fucking, I don't need to go out, be drinking fucking, bringing men home. Like I don't even have that craving. I'm fine just raising my kids with somebody and building a life.

Like, fine. No one's gonna like line up to copy you, but you deserve to be honest with yourself, Craig, Craig. Yes, please Robin, because I actually like you. So then we have Ashley who goes to visit Michael at the office, there was like some sort of Oz meeting going on, the chef is there in the general manager and he's like she plays excuse us

We're gonna have a private meeting okay, so she's like Oh And it's all gonna have a meeting with the entire staff in his office which has two chairs I mean a respos even fall for this and then he's like hey Ashley Would you like to have a seat or would you like to stand? So she sits on the at the table, which is all away against the opposite wall. Yeah, this is awkward. This is supposed to be a married couple

and she seems like scared of him, not scared like always an abuser, but they don't seem like equals in this relationship. Like she seems trepidacious about, is that a word trepidacious? She has trepidationous about approaching her own husband about stuff. It's like, there's definitely something bonkers about this, where their relationship is, just as how two people are relating to each other.

Well, he opens that, he goes, I want you to see things that we've done for the menu, because Pam jumped on it while you were away. Another fucking Pam. You know, Pam's are evil people. They were there was a there was a an in a polar Pam in the last lifetime movie I recapped with malls. And we went off about this girl fucking Pam every time we could. And here it is another Pam is meddling. And isn't it on Archer? Isn't the human resources. And in Pam. Yeah, it's always a Pam. Yeah, I might I might be wrong about that. Feel free to not tell you.

Yeah, I know you're right. You're right, that's PAM. PAM. Yeah, so he's like, yeah, we made some changes, which is really insulting because Ash is supposed to be the manager. So it's already like very mansplaining. Even though she just did the same thing to him last week. Yes.

Good point, Ronnie. Good point. And now he's doing it behind her back. So then he's like, I want to modify your role. And essentially, he makes her just the owner of the restaurant, not owner slash manager. And he does it because he wants his wife back, which on the one hand, it's like, have romantic.

It's love is more important than work. But then on the other hand, it's so condescending. I want my wife back and like, you're not good at real work, honey. So, you know, it is. I actually agree. I'm torn on this. I agree that it's condescending and mansplaining. But then he won me over when he said, because they show Ashley in her talking head. She's like, this has never been a joint job. It's about what he wants and always has been a friend to suspect me like this. And then it cuts back to him and he goes, look, it was unfair of me to throw you into a manager role when you had no experience. Now that's what turned me to his side because this girl, I understand like being part owner and having a say and

kind of learning the ropes, but managing a restaurant is not an easy job. Well, that's not something you just get to be a manager. It takes a lot of work and it takes a lot of experience to do that. That's valid points at all and everything. And I get it. It's like, you know what, this is coming in between our relationship. We need to, our relationship is more important than this position. And let's just fix it.

But let her be part of that decision. Yeah, that's where it's long. I want her marriage back. Would you be willing to step down and be an owner, you know? Yeah, like it shouldn't have been when you were away. I changed it all. That's where it's like fucked up. And that's where she's not even looped in.

She's not even allowed to have a say. She's basically been demoted. And then been told it's for the best. It was very mad. She opened that door, you know, and that's what that was her mistake in doing that behind his back. She was doing it because he would just say no anyway. But then she did it all behind his back. She's a manager. She did, but like, she was allowed to do that. No, not as a, you can't be a man. If a manager ever did change the menu without telling the owner, she's owner to though, because she's owner slash manager,

the point is that both of those, both of these conversations should have been had together, but they obviously can't. So agreed, agreed, but, but that being said, I mean, if he told her this is the, this is a restaurant for you and you get to run it and you get to see you, you know what it's like and it's your pet project and then he keeps coming in and like doing stuff. Yeah, he's an ass. It's like it's, it's very man-splainy. He's an ass, but then Ashley's like, yeah, now we're in love again, it's great. I'm like, okay, well, that was an easy dream to crush a

and Ashley in the end of the day Got what she wanted which was the baby anyway He wouldn't have a baby before then they had this restaurant He said he wouldn't have a baby till they broke even then because they got in that big fight And he thought she was serious about leaving now a hill now she's gonna have a baby it's like oh good so I guess she won in the end she really just won all ones so then actually no one one more than Sherees who is now ready to have her champagne room reveal party which is really as lame as it gets so you know the champagne

room is ready and Sherees she tells us the champagne room is ready and Sheree's, she tells us the champagne room is, it's my gift to me. How many times you have to say that bitch about everything? Like, I bought a thinker's bar. It's my gift to me. You know, like, not at, like, at certain point, you have to stop proclaiming it as if it's, like, something special I did for yourself. Okay, you upgraded your suite. It's my gift to me. I got a champagne room with my gift to me. I use more of Eddie's money. It's my gift to me. At certain a champagne with my gift to me, I use more of Eddie's money. It's my gift to me. As her point, you're just spending money. It's no longer your gift to you. It's just the way you spend your money. Especially when she's bragging that she's taking you out of this account to get her husband back. And this is just so stupid, but it's also so

sherry. She's giving him so much ammo and I cannot wait to see it explode in a faith. I mean, listen, I love some blue-cantral, you know, justice, you know, like use that credit card, go to Nordstroms, all that, the man who did you wrong, I am all for it, but Cherice just doesn't know where I'm just not rooting for her. And she also does it in a way that she doesn't understand that this is temporary. Like she doesn't understand how temporary this all is, because she's doing little things. If you're gonna empty an account, empty an account, move that money into a different account.

Don't think that this money is never gonna be shut off. You know, it's just dumb planning, which is sure. So I mean, the woman has a champagne room. Yeah, enjoy selling your house and having people come in and be like, ah, you know, the champagne room's cool, but I wish this house had an office, a home office. That'd be real nice, wouldn't it? Yeah, if you put a hundred grand into this

or take a hundred grand off to put in an office, we'll buy it. Yeah. And we should also talk about the fact that Shreece is wearing a ridiculous headband. Oh yeah, she's wearing her polka-honest. This is a gift to me. Her silver polka-honest thing.

Yeah, well, they was more like Greek goddess sort of looks and I actually don't know because It was a bunch of different looks going on because it was as my boyfriend said he was like, what is this Harry christianess shit that's going on here, you know It was it's another housewives thing and I can't remember who wore it this season But another housewife did it. Sherees is just a rip off from every other housewife But she does it in like the low-rank community theater way. So they're having just having this big party. Yeah, and she's trying to be the... And by big party, you mean it's like six people at plus two gays.

Like the housewives plus two gays and the designer, and they're sitting in her living room eating admittedly very nice looking orders, but it still was this big fancy to do just to sit around in the living room during the daytime. Yeah, pretty much. And she's still trying to do that thing where she's like, this is what I do. It's a party. Yes, that's there's waiters. There's a front door. There's a carpet in the living room. This is me. This is what I do. And the chicken.

She goes up to the party planner who, of course, is the one who did everything. And she's like, if everything done and she goes, yes, we've got this, everything is done. Everything. Okay, Sherees, I would love for you to make a list of all the snooty things you want done, but you can't even come up with any. Yeah, like what was involved in this to do list? Like fluff the pillows on the living room. I mean, you know, like, I don't see like a stage being set up with Florida to perform. That's a call back to the black gala on the high school Miami.

Yes, and this is an nitpick. But I really, if you're gonna give me a tiny little plastic champagne glass full of grits, do you not put a shrimp head on it? Yeah, because what is not just the head? See, now here's the thing. I actually really enjoy shrimp heads because I like when you put them in sucked juices out, but I agree, I feel like it's sort of like an annoying, like, what do you do with that head? What do

you do with it? Yeah. I'm surprised the women did not make a whole bunch of, you know, snooze remarks about it. Especially just L. Yeah, exactly. She's just Ellen Robin. Yeah. I also like the gay people are going to leave him. She's going Ellen Robbins. Yeah. I also like the people are going to leave and she's going to look around and she's going to see exactly what she's created for herself, which is just a big mess of decapitation. Well, she can make a good stock. So, I like, I like so, everyone's like sitting in the living room and the gays are relegated to sitting in the fireplace. You know, there's, was an Gregory who was like the makeup gay and And then the little gay, the, the gay and training who's like 20, so he's trying out all his fab, his fab things.

And they just wearing a faux camel, like detective, I don't even know what I'm trying to say, but you know what I mean? Like a big coat over his shoulders. And it was matching Fedora. And then he just gets to this. Oh, oh, you know, so clearly token. It was like blatantly just token gays just sitting there. It actually was cracking me up. I mean, they weren't like interacting. I mean, obviously they probably did.

It was edited out. But the way they were presented, it just was funny. It was like, oh, and here are gays on display. Okay. They weren't even in chairs. They were sitting on the fireplace. Yes, they were in a like a. Yes, they were in a, yes, they were in the fireplace. They just looked so token.

Like, oh, we had the gaze here, just to sit there. So then Monique pulls a Monique, and she's like, oh, we just got back from our new house, and then we had to go from Bermuda to Venice to, you know, Italia to France, or whatever, she's trying to be all fancy. And she's like,

well, if I could get here, Karen can get here. I mean, she doesn't have to pack if she's really married to the black bill gates. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Another all talk about maybe bill black bill gates doesn't have a lot of money. Maybe not. It's like, uh, does it really matter if the black bill gates is significantly, significantly faster than any of you people so as contest the way herself one saying money can't buy you class okay and he has something that's priceless and my there can no money coincidentally uh... so caron shows up with the wig so the way i the way i

described the wig is if we know a judge or black this is a sort of wig i think should wear who care and yes describe the wig is if we know in a jug we're black, this is a sort of wig I think she would wear. Who Karen? Yes. Oh Karen. Poor Karen. Poor mess of Karen. And Ashley, they pass Ashley something and there's flower petals on the champagne train. She goes, oh, Rose petals are my new champagne. And she starts eating them. Like honey, those are garnish. You could be poisoning yourself right now. Okay. So, Jacelle's telling everybody, well, you know, Karen moved immediately and she just came back and they had gone. And I'm licensed to say the word on the street. And the word on the street is she moved. Okay. Great. Great news. Wow, like what a scandal Karen was talking about moving and she moved. Yeah, and then we see Karen driving up, which I always feel so bad seeing a housewife get

out of their car at a party because it's use we're just used to not seeing people drive themselves, but it's put on me. So she gets out and she has to walk up the hill or whatever. And she passes what I think is one of those big giant Toyota Jeep hybrid things. You know what I mean? Yeah, I think the car that the girl in Real House was Miami season one bought her nephew. I mean like the Rav Forz. No, the Rav For us are these are like those ones that are like they just bubble jeeps. Yeah, they kind of they just kind of um I think they

don't produce them anymore. They stop producing like a year or two ago. They sort of look like Safari. They're like SUVs, but they sort of look Safari-ish. Yeah, they're bubble jeeps basically. Okay. Um and I'm just wondering if Monique drives the Toria that. That's really the only reason I'm brought to that. Okay, next. Okay, I know the brand. Now it's time to reveal the champagne room. And so Shasha comes up, she has a full-on banner that's like a print shop pro banner, from like her, you know, printed out on her,

Epson dot matrix printer. You know, and she has her gold scissors to cut it. She's like, all right, everyone everyone time to see the campaign room and she cuts the banner as if this is like the unveiling of the new you know broad museum and down to an L.a. and doors open up and uh... it's a champagne room i mean it looked like it actually look nice i'm not gonna shade the champagne room for looking bad i thought it looked nice but it actually actually looked really, really pretty. I couldn't believe how good it was.

Yeah, I mean, I was shocked. I was shocked. It was beautiful, even the IKEA shelving in the back looked nice. But you know, two things though, it's tiny. There's only like three seats in there. So I kind of feel like if I want to have a champagne room, I want to be able to have seven right people in there, you know. So it's tiny, which is not really the fault of the champagne

It's just the fault of the choice of where it was And I just can't help but be shady about everything But also I so Steven from summer house, you know, we know and love Steven the resident gay the token gay of summer house Yeah, he sent us a screenshot and I think I think this came from when they revealed a room and they have the professional, they pan through the room and show before and after. There was full on super market cheese sitting there

all wrapped up. I was like, couldn't even unwrap the cheese for your professional photo shoot moment. So I knew I knew I liked Stephen for a reason. Yeah, but he's just about over it. That's fucking funny. Yeah, Sharice. Oh my God. So she's like, well, money of course starts in. Oh, these chairs are perfect for fucking you. Put your arms up here and then he fucks you like this. Yeah, look, not everyone has to climb onto furniture to get fucked by their gigantic husband, okay? She's like, you climb up this beanstalk and wait for him to catch you.

It's like, okay, Monique, enough sex stories. Yeah. So, Cherisse is like, there will be no fucking in the fan film. And so then they decide to go on Karen. They go back into the living room because there's nowhere to sit in the champagne room. Like good, good design, babe. Right. So they go back into the living room. The gaze get reshituated on the fireplace.

And then they're like, so, I don't know if that's so funny to me. They go back to their place, like their birds and a cage. They go, Karen, how's life? And she says, oh, good, you know, I've been with my design all day. And they're like, oh, you're designer. She goes, yes, because's life? And she says, oh, good, you know, I've been with my designer all day. And they're like, oh, you're designer.

She says, yes, because we moved to great falls. Don't you remember? No, Karen, because you were pretending that nothing was happening last time. I mean, what is she going at? Karen, what is she going for here? What do you think? She may just not remember what she's told the women

versus what she's told the producers. I don't even know. I don't know why she's trying to gaslight them on the stupid ass detail. But I think the producers said, listen, they know that you moved. So because they've already, she's already had one dinner where she's yelled at everybody for being in her business. So Sherees goes, for her to move out of the house, be ready to kidvin and move in the middle of the night. You know what that's called? It's called moving.

That's how moving works when you leave the house and you just go the next one. Yeah, so Robin goes, Well, that sounds odd to me. And Karen says, well, you know what I think sounds good? Did I don't care how it sounds to you he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he not in tune, I don't care. And Robin goes, you can't see, you don't like titles in the stage, don't have the title. I'm like, are you guys really arguing about this right now? I also, also by the way, right before this,

at one point Ashi says something like, well, you know Monique just bought a $5 million house in Potomac, and then the producer's cut to Monique. And she's like, ooh, this champagne is great. What is it? They're like, oh, it's a buff clicker. She's like, ooh, this champagne is great. What is it? They're like, oh, it's a boob clicoche. She's like, ooh, wow, I like that. I'm like, you don't even know what boob clicoche is.

Yeah, let's do only one, put that clip in there. I miss that and I fucking love it. Because she said it like that as if she'd never heard of it before. Like, oh, wow, like I gotta make a mental note about what boob clicoche is. I'm sure she's got a lot of mental notes that went going on, scribbling, let us scribbling up there.

By the way, have you seen that commercial, that commercial, that goes, you know, I think I was just born with a crayon in my head. I have not was that for it. It's for one of the tablets, like an artist tablet. It's like, is that supposed to make you sound smart or brain that's born with the crayon in my head was it sound like you need help please don't ever say that isn't there uh Simpson's episode where Homer Simpson gets a cramp oh maybe it's a pencil that goes up his nose and he becomes like smart

until it gets dislodged yeah there you go I was like of course this commercials coming on during phytoma either way this all climaxes with Karen being like, I don't care about tired of, especially not when I'm hearing some idiot at the end of the cow talking about it or something like that. I already have the title. Because, you can do it. I don't have the title, Robin. What's yours?

And Robin goes, I don't have one. So what? She goes, well, I don't care what you think. I will care when the people who bestowed my title upon me have a problem with it So you who bestowed that upon you come on what what's silliness what utter complete silliness So that was a to be continued and then it said they it said next week on the season finale So I think the season finale is next week But then there was a promo that said the season finale would actually be in two weeks We don't know what's going on,

because so either that means it's a two-part finale, or it means that there's no Potomac next week. Because sometimes they'll say next time, and whatever, the point is this, weird, weird cliffhanger, as usual. But, you know, again. But it ends with the coming soon clip, ends with the big Indian party, and so they're all wearing like, you know, it ends with the coming soon clip ends with the big Indian party and so

they're all wearing like, you know, sorry's and jewels on their forehead and, and you here to now go, what is this coming to America? Yes, and they're going to play croquette here. You fuck. Well, she said no, she said was this coming to America because Monique shows up as a native American Indian, like Indian, Indian like the American and she's so good. She's in a foreign head dress with feathers, so it looks like the dancers in coming to

America. A movie, take it back. I love that it ended with Karen breaking down into fake tears with the fake jewel on her head. I mean, come on. This is wonderful. I can't wait to see how this ends. But the good news for us was that, even though the show is over,

the fun continued because on Sunday nights, we get one of my favorite shows actually of the entire week, which is invite only Cabo, which just cracks me up. Like that invite only Cabo, what I love about it, as you, I think you mentioned it last week, it's always the same scene over and over again, but it is so silly and so hilarious, and yet i get invested in it so much in the ongoing saga of

in this case it was commandean agoo and emily oh my god i love invite on my cabo i really do i hope you will watch it well this uh... this a little things in the show that crack me up so we start work with this is going to be very short because we're already going long and really we don't need like an hour to talk about this.

But that being said, Larry and Emily are gonna be coming on the show. And about like, we don't have time to record them this week but we're gonna record them with them next week. And so we're really excited to have them come on and give us all the deets. Yeah, that's gonna be a fun one. I can't wait to meet Emily.

I know. So this, it's a little things that can be about this show. So we end up back at the dinner where Agu is awkwardly smoking cigars with Joseph, Emily's boyfriend. And no one is told Joseph that Agu's done crazy sexual, sexual things with Emily. And Emily, by the way, we didn't mention this last week. Emily in her awkwardness fully knocks over a plate of, I mean, a tray of glasses. Yeah, she's like, I'm going out to her and she gets up and takes the tablecloth with her.

It's all this shit spilling. That was the first thing they showed. Was that? They're like, oh, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, oh, geez, oh, gosh. Oh, the poet, sorry, wait up. So outside, Joseph Hans, Ag, double way. Oh, sorry, way. So outside Joseph hands a goo the cigar and a goose smoke smokes it. And he goes, you like it? And he says, when you scotch with this and then Joseph just looks at him like you

fucking amateur. Joseph hates a goo already. And then we see him hand him the cigar like he didn't even have his own cigar and then Joseph wasn't smoking it after a goo he just put it out on the ground. Yeah so that was super awkward and then so Emily does the right thing which is like basically we're gonna go home and have sex because this is too awkward and the longer that we're in front of you guys The more liable one of you guys is gonna say something to Joseph so bye. Yeah, and Larry's like you could use the palace of Lawi

Yeah, you could you could use the pen house Also known as the domain of Larry Please just don't get all the elliptical And Larry when he goes to sleep so since he's not in his penthouse he takes two Please just don't get out the elliptical. I don't know that Larry, when he goes to sleep, so since he's not in his penthouse, he takes two couches. John Couch has put them together to make like a big couch bed.

I'm like, Larry, you're adorable and small. Like you don't need two couches. I know, it's like a little crib. He looks very cribby, especially because he was like sleeping at one point, looked like he had his thumb in his mouth, even though it wasn't, it sort of looked like that. I was like, oh, like a little crib. He looked very criby, especially because he was like sleeping at one point, looked like he had a summonous mouth, even though it wasn't sort of looked like that. He was like, oh, baby, Lally. There's something about that with this cast and the thumbs in their mouth. So Germain and Malaku, the little gossip girls of the house.

Yes. Germain's like, you know what? I just want a nice day to beach because the beach is where I become black Buddha. And I've had so much of this drama they basically go to the beach and complain about how much drama bitches you are so lucky there's so much drama although they do is eat they love it are you going to be they love this drama they say i want to like

spend more time with demand and the lockers because they just sit there and make shady comments this whole season they have literally nothing to do the story lines they just sit there and make shady comments this whole season they have literally nothing to do with the story lines they just sit there and just crack themselves up and talk about all the crazy bitches in the house. Yeah, but they're all there. You have somebody and what he's not gonna tell me how did I go from the best friend to the best not nowhere of things. I don't know your man. These are the questions that are only raised in Cabo San Lucas. But I'm glad you did.

So it's awkward with Joseph in the morning, but he gets out of there. And Emily's like, you know, I'm not going to tell him because he has to ride to be able to react like not on TV is essential. What you're saying, which is nice. Afer. So I think it was then that night they go today. They're all having dinner, right? I don't know if they were at it was it that they were the restaurant I think it was that they went to that restaurant like Nikki son or something like that and doesn't it?

It's I mean I just saw this last night. I can't remember I can't believe like I'm having trouble remembering it But she starts to thank everyone right. She's like I just want to thank everyone because you know the situation with Joseph I thank you for letting me do it my way so I appreciate you let me all handle my own consequence yeah and then she starts saying something and come on you start snapping I think she starts talking about a goo she's like you know a goo is like my brother and like the brother that you You think you sucked. Yeah, because she said, oh, I was so scared. I was going to go out and be smoking because I Talked it was everyone smoking and then it was only them. Oh, but I like Agu You know, he's the first one I met in the house and Come on, he goes here we go. Oh, that's what it was. Yeah, and Emily says watch us do some mean here. We go where we go

Where we go? It's a fact I met him before you and come on, it's like And a good girl. Yeah, well, you know, we're just we're friends. So what what's wrong with what she said we're friends And she goes well, I've had guy friends and I've never hooked up with a guy friend Mm-hmm. And Emily's, it's sort of like, it's like bullshit, that bullshit bit. Like, in Emily's mind, you can see she's like, I thought we cleared this up on the last episode, right?

Didn't we just have that dinner where we like talked things out? You know, so Kamani's already, you know, being like, oh, you hooked up with Emily. So then Emily starts getting up. Yeah, I'm sick of all this talk of girl code because whether Emily has a boyfriend or not, she had a goof first. Well, so if there's any girl code, you're the one breaking it, Bet. Well, but on top of that, I thought the whole point was that they hashed out the previous dinner.

So now Emily's just talking about it like, it happened, you know, like whatever was in the past. And so then Kamina starts up with her and then Emily starts talking saying something and she starts, you know, and then Kamala does that thing like, oh, you need to keep your voice down. Something, some bullshit like that. Yeah, she does that. Why are you yelling?

And I like that every time she does it, Emily listens. That's one of the funniest things about Emily. She listens to whatever one says, which is very very rare especially for a crazy lady on these shows Yeah, but whenever Larry's like no, I really don't think that's why what you did there She's like okay Larry. Yes, too and then she's like yeah, but what all I said was to not know first You're yelling. I just said that I'm just said that I'm going for. She doesn't every time it's so funny to me. And Kamani's mad for no reason. And now Emily's mad because she senses some wall she knows. She's probably else's mad. And she's trying to all jump there.

It was. Well, I have my own announcement. You know, the you guys are always fighting, but the only one not getting in trouble is a goo yeah uh... uh... remain remain starting his class like ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Larry decides he's gonna turn on a goo. He's like, you know, a goo is the one who really, who really caused this. And one of them says that, you know, a goo is the one that's the stick that's stirring the pot or whatever, the spoon that's stirring the pot but he never gets in trouble.

It's like he doesn't get in trouble because like he's, maybe because he's hot, he's got a big dick and also he just keeps his mouth pretty quiet. Like he's just sort of quiet in these situations. Well, why would he be in trouble? I don't understand that he shouldn't be in trouble. These girls are fighting over a bone. It's so stupid. Emily's not even fighting over it You know, she'd like lick the bone. So she'll take the bone when she wants to and lick it But Kamani wants to own that bone and bury it. You know, I've worked at a dog park for a very long time

These are two bitches fighting over a bone. Well, you know what, she is, she's like, if we're gonna say that a goo is the bone and, you know, Kamani is like, wants the bone to work hard for her, so that way that like, she'll pick up the bone and go and, and on it. And the truth is, the bone is just sitting there. So eventually, another dog's gonna come around. You know, sorry, come on. Also, you don't change people. And come on is acting like it wasn't just last night or two nights ago that a goo was getting naked in the pool and playing with his dick and yeah, trying to fuck everybody. I mean, come on. He's acting like this is her prince that she's been together with. It's ridiculous.

Come on. he's ridiculous. I can't help her. I have family when she does shit with I go. I actually have a specific opinion about this, but I'm going to wait like two minutes because we have, you know, I want to recap to catch up to with where my brain state is. So basically, there's this fight and I'm like, I want to go home now. Let's go home now. They're like, no, we're not going home or going to club so he storms out nearly destroys the door of this sushi place and then they go out to the people

you just see she's like i'm peace and she storms off and then you hear bunk and they go to cheat did she knock down the door and then go know it was locked and she slammed it so hard it opened it was like how it was. Yeah, she goes oh Sorry, guys. Yeah, she does she does like a apologize. I'm so sorry. That's what I wait her. Sorry Damn, so they go they go to the club and everyone's having a great time except for Emily and she's Nying off her nails like those lead press on nails never had a chance of this because she's so mad about this whole fight

She's like but she's also getting drunk or in drunker and finally she's like I go to car now So she goes out because Agu and Agu goes out on the dance floor with Come onie and he's humping her leg. He's literally humping her leg and she goes You need to get a little more subtlety babe. Yeah, she's like oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's like, well, she'll hump my leg and grind up on me, but she won't even let me kiss her. Like, she's such a tease. Yeah, which I don't like when people say that. However, you'll see, I'm gonna say something that will sound contradictory, but I think it will all flow properly when I say it. Ideally, I depends how much of this caffeine kicks in before we get to there. So I look forward to it. Yeah, it's coming up everyone. Spoiler alert, I'm about to make some statements.

Sorry, Casper mattress just kidding. Yeah. Cutting for a commercial. So Emily is now drunk enough and exhausted and furious that she goes out to the van and she sort of passes out on the van and lies down with our like our foot up and everything and then lars that you guys we gotta go guys and there so they all like fine we're gonna leave because Emily's passed on drunk and we don't want it. Why can't they just send a car home with Emily? They probably have a rule it's probably a rule that they always have to be like groups of people together I don't know. But so they all hop into the cars. Emily, she is drunk and she is tired and she just wants to pass out.

And they keep pestering her and she winds up in all these weird positions in the backseat. Like one point I swear, she's like on her knees on the seat with her face, face like backwards. Like she's just in every unnatural position, right? And they're all just like drunk and all that. And eventually she winds up where she puts her head on a goose lap. And already you're like, okay, this is gonna be awkward, you know? So naturally what does one do in that situation? Take selfies. So they're all taking photos on Instagram, And I love how like Emily is like passed

out, but she like opens up her eyes and smiles and gets back to passing out again, you know. Oh, and I have to add in here. There was a quick scene. What was a big fight scene with Kamani because she's going after her again. Maybe this was the same fight for the Red Velvet. They could have been. But she's like, oh, he's like your brother. Do you suck your brother's dick this and that? Like this girl. Okay, that's all I had, he's like your brother. Do you suck your brother's dick this and that like this girl? Okay, that's all I had to say. I said that highlight it because Kmani really last nerve. Yeah, so So during this scene while they're taking they're looking on Instagram and everything I was watching this with My boyfriend and he was like is his hand in her skirt? I was like what I was like

I mean, and I was like oh, yeah, it is. I was like I think it's probably just Whatever he lifted his hand way up in the air and I was like, what? I was like, I mean, and I was like, oh yeah, it is. I was like, I think it's probably just whatever. Whatever. He lifted his hand way up in the air and slowly brought it down. And Bianca was taking a video of it. Yeah. And then they're like, a goo, what are you doing?

And then he started saying something like, my hand hadn't even gotten that far. It had something like that. And they're like, a goo, I have a theory that it actually was, they were doing more than what we saw on camera because the ensuing aftermath of this was so huge from what it sort of looked like.

I mean, he was obviously going up there, but they made it sound like they were fully having sex back there, you know? Well, okay, couple things now. The reason he ended up in the back seat was because Bianca couldn't sit back there, you know? Well, okay, couple things. Now, the reason he ended up in the back seat was because Bianca couldn't sit back there with Emily sleeping. So he gets back there instead, pushes Emily up

and she curls up in the corner and like, I'm mad and sleeping. And faces the window, okay. So then they start laughing. Everybody starts cracking up on the car and making fun of Emily for being drunk. And then they make some joke like, laugh, everybody starts cracking up on the car and making fun of Emily for being drunk. And then they make some joke like she says, I just want to sleep and it goes, well, you

are going to sleep and you won't remember anything tomorrow, but I'll tell you. So she goes to sleep eating her nails blah, blah, blah. Oh, wait, hold on. Let me get to this point because it's, we have to make this point because it turns into such drama. So they start teasing her and they're like, Oh, what you guys are probably just going to jump on each other or something like that. They make a sexual comment and Emily starts laughing and then she's like, good mood, Emily. She goes from like, curled up in the corner, she's like, oh, okay. And then she lays in

this lap. Yeah. And then that's when he does the hand thing. And Bianca turns around. She's like, what are you doing? And he's like, I didn't even get to finish because you were taking a fucking selfie of it, you know? So they get back to the place and Bianca's like, someone has to tell C'monnie. Yes. And that's what another this is all Bianca now. Yeah, because, well, that's why I was so, that's why I think something happened that we didn't get to see because even though his hands, to me, I was like, Oh, so I must sell Bianca, or C'monnie. There has to be a conversation. They have to talk. I was like, oh, so I might sell beyond a commande. There has to be a conversation. They have to talk I was like what happened like all I saw was like that his hand was like resting in a certain place But then later on it became much more like basically like he was fingering her and I was like, well, that is a thing

That that is a significant thing. I feel like there was something that was edited out I don't know that he got that far because she was laying on her back We got her head in his lap and you know, assembly. So you know, she rubbing her head on his dick. It's not like it's the first time. And then he brought his hand up so everybody could see it. I mean, he was doing it almost funnily, I guess, which I don't really find it funny, but

I think in his mind, he was doing it that way. And he put it down in her thing. Bianca caught them and made a huge deal out of it. Now, on our Facebook, a couple of people were like, that girl is drunk and he's basically assaulting her. That's assault, which is, you know, kind of the discussion, the whole country is having it this moment. Right. And it is a good discussion to have. And there's no way to win on this discussion because she could wake up and call that assault. And that's just the law now. So whether you agree with it or not, and I personally don't know that I do, but if she woke up tomorrow morning and decided to say, I was blackout drunk, he knew it,

and he took advantage of me, and he could go to jail. I mean, that's serious shit. Yeah. Now, this is Emily, and we've seen Emily do this a million times and then use the blackout drunk excuse later to not be in trouble. And she even does it once really. She tells Larry and they're all in the car together still. She goes Larry, you know, like, oh, no, maybe it's the next day. It was the next day when she's come on. Whatever happened when Emily was in trouble.

She goes Larry, please, when you tell, no, she's come on me. Whatever happened when Emily. Please. She was in trouble. She goes Larry. Please. When you tell no, she's telling a good. The good. Like, can you make, can you like, remind, can you just make sure you emphasize the fact that I was like, you did this to me that I wasn't like that I was passed out. You know, I just wanted to go to sleep, which I actually believe.

No. Because then Larry said, oh, so you're saying you want me to lie? I'm not going to do that. She goes, that's why I asked to goo and then she started cracking up That ain't it's not the truth. She was not asked out. Well, I think I mean, I don't know I do remember that that she said that but I kind of feel like she know that if Larry says it Larry's gonna make it sound like more than it is because Larry is the biggest shifter on the show, you know But you know, well you make it sound shits there on the show, you know?

But either way, either way, will you make it sound like he did this to me, which, you know, that has to stop. Like that guy could go to jail now. I mean, I agree that he's a pig. And man, don't be fucking fall down drunk women. You will go to jail. Well, it doesn't even matter if they say it's, it's their, there's's no excuse you can't do it. Just don't do it. Yes, so that being said so beyond can I like you can have to talk with come on You can have the talk you have to talk and I was like fine by my mind So they they go out to the beach. It's it's kind of funny because

Come ony and and Emily are like now in a good space out out of nowhere come on He's doing Emily's roots and all this stuff and I I'm like, I feel kinda bad, you know, but I need my roots done. So they go to the beach and Agu's like, I don't wanna ruin the day. So finally Bianca's like, sits between Kamani and Agu's like, did you have the talk? Did you have the talk?

I'm like, fine. So he takes Kamani over. He's like, so last night, Emily was intoxicated, and I love when people suddenly stop saying last night, uh, Emily was intoxicated and I love when people suddenly stop saying she was drunk. She was intoxicated, start talking formally, you know, because you're in trouble. And she's intoxicated and, um, she put her head down in my lap region, et cetera, and my hand wound up going up her skirt and, uh, and then Kamani is like, this conversation's over and goes off to the bathroom. And then the rest of the episode is basically the aftermath of this. Like, the, the, come on, he is crying.

She's furious. She's humiliated. She's, I mean, fucking, so here's where my big opinion comes in. Okay. So, you know, what, what a goo did is shady. If he's like going after a girl, and if you're going after a girl, and then on top of that, you're saying, like, oh no, I'm not gonna hook up. That's side of me, you're not gonna see it again. I'm like a good guy, I wanna get to know you,

I wanna get to know your daughter, and you do that. That's shady as fuck. So a goo is like, you know what? Like, you gotta get it together, you can't do that if you're trying to chase a woman. But, here's the other side of it. You know, come on, you know what this guy is? He is like a manslaughter, okay? He's obviously a manslaughter. You saw that, and you know what?

Rather than being like, you know what? He's hot. You know, he's hot. I kind of want to bone him or be bone by him. And I just have some fun. You do this whole thing of like, okay, well, you've got to earn my trust. You've got to do this. You've got to do that. I'm like, you know what? You weren't in a relationship with him, honey.

When this all, you know, like, it's shady what he did, but you weren't in a relationship. And you were making him jump through hoops, which I think in life, it's always good to make people, you know, you do want people to sort of prove themselves, but you're making a, like, you know, he's a man slut, you know, and I'm not going to say that like that man is what he is. And also the last time he did that with Emily, he wasn't dating you and you gave him shit for it after and you knew and what was his excuse what were both of their excuse I was drunk I was drunk it doesn't count when I'm drunk it doesn't count and it's not to say that oh like he gets a free pass because the man doesn't have to change the man is who he is he doesn't have

to change who he is and it's the woman who has to change. No, it goes both ways too, which is that a goo shouldn't have been doing all this like, oh, this courtship stuff. When he knew ultimately he just, you know, like, like, he knew he wouldn't be able to, to help himself, you know, like, don't, so both what I'm saying is, you both know what each of you are. And it's like, stop, like, if, if you're just sort of like honest with the situation, you could have just like, bone and gone and over with or I'm just I'm just saying I'm just saying I thought it was so over the top relationship and her sobbing about it And I mean a goose a pig. I'm not even gonna say anything nice about him He's a total pig, but what come on. He's doing is what we always get mad at

Guys for doing like on below deck med when're like, they don't even know Malia. They're totally just trying to get the hottest piece of me. You know, it's so offensive, and I love single woman do it, because it's a nice turn on Bravo, where the woman's like, I just wanna use that piece of me. And if it was that, I would be okay.

If you're gonna cap fight with Emily and say, listen, you drunk slut, that's my dick for the remainder of this week. Exactly. Then okay, object to fight that. But to pretend, yeah, but to you drunk slut, that's my dick for the remainder of this week. Exactly. Then okay, objective 10. Yeah, but to fight over him just because he works out and is younger than you and has a big dick and is going to make you look better on TV and like more sexually viable or whatever, whatever midlife crisis you're going through, that's just gross.

And I don't feel sorry for you. And I'm certainly not going to watch you cry over it. Like you just lost those. I think that's, and good. And that's I think the thing like I think she has a right to be like fuck you or like you know what like this is all bullshit like get mad at him. He just he deserves to get some attitude to all that but the crying and the locking yourself into rooms and the sobbing and then like in the hoodie with the with the headphones. You know it's not like a this is the end of a nine month relationship or a two year relationship.

It was like, you guys were flirting with each other and you fell for his shit and now you're humiliated, okay, but like, this is not, you guys weren't in a relationship. You hadn't even kissed yet. When she was sitting outside with her hoodie tied tightly around her face like Kenny from South Park and then big dark sunglasses, a goo comes outside with her hoodie tied tightly around her face like Kenny from South Park and then big dark sunglasses.

A good comes outside with a big bowl of like fruit and he's like, so you want to talk? Just no, I don't. I help you. You want to talk? No, I said no. Okay. And he walks in just eating his fruit with his mouth open. I mean, gross. So basically, this is what I have to say. These people are all

nuts, but here's why Larry is best friends with all of them. Because he's like, come on me. Did you not like how he talks? But I can't find the exact like, is he talks for a bit with me? He does that draw. He's like, come on. No, like his actual language. Oh, he goes, Kabadi. Did you think a goo was really the best op shit after you after she'd already bid with him and he'd already bid with her? Yeah. And she goes, we'll stop trying to R&B me to death for fuck's sake. Yeah. That point. Absolutely. I think she told you at some point, if you don't like R&B, you got to turn the station girl.

And you know, one thing that I want to clarify is that, like, I don't want it to be like, oh, come on, you should have fucked him, because that's what, if you want a man, you got to put out for him, and that's what, it's not because of that. But when they say that- They're like in the same place.

Yeah, I'm not saying that she should just like fuck him But it's like you just have to have to recognize yeah Everyone sort of like is is their own person in a certain way and like what Agu is is you know a man's luck There it is Emily. It's like you know It's like it's not just I think someone at one point was like well You know you didn't you didn't put out you didn't put out and so therefore It was he was bound to go off to Emily, which I think is like not fair to the woman, you know, like a woman's laugh.

Well, not the release and shit, but it's not about being fair. Thank you. But it's like in this case, it doesn't matter if it's fair. But when you're dealing with the man's love, you want to fuck him, then don't do it. Don't be with him. He wants to fuck people. That's it.

That's exactly. And that's the whole point where it's like in general, it sounds like, I guess would I just wanted to say is I wanted to make sure people realize I wasn't saying well If a woman wants the man she got to put out she got to do this for the man It's not that but he's a man's love and so he's looking to get he's looking for some action and If you're not going to give it to him. He's invariably going to find it from somewhere else and you have to know what you're like Getting in there to fuck if you don't want to. I don't fuck that's it. You know, and then what's good for the gander is also good for the goose to reverse. I don't like that we we uh, slut shame, you know, that we're not a lot

well not allowed, but you shouldn't be slut shaming a woman, but you should also not be slut shaming a man. That guy's a whore. Everyone knows he's a whore. Emily acts in like a giant whore too, whether she's drunk or not as an excuse. I'm sorry, because that was not assault. She didn't wake up feeling assaulted or anything like that. He's, listen, he is in Cabo and he's saying, yeah, I want to get some. And I'm horny. I'm in great shape. I'm on this show. I'm in this great villa. Like I want to do something and I'm horny. I'm in great shape. I'm on this show. I'm in this great villa Like I want to do something about it and I wouldn't I don't begrudge anyone of those people If they're single and they just want to do that

He's a pig though. You're right about it. But he's a pig though for acting like he's not like he doesn't want that Yeah, he's a pig but you're dumb for believing in there But if you don't know as a woman is gorgeous as you are that man's going to tell you whatever you need to hear to get in your pants. Like you really think he's going to sit there and try and come up with things to say as he stirs at a day of the dead painting at a museum. I mean, come on. I just think that I think their intentions with what they wanted and as a result, they wound up in this mess.

He just wanted a fuck, but he acted like he wanted a relationship. And I think that she wanted act like she was like not into it, but I think she wanted something more. And I think as a result they both got hurt, but you know who I think was the happiest? I think Bianca was the happiest, because then Bianca comes and sits outside, and I was like, are you okay? Oh, I hate seeing you cry like this. Don't forget the first episode when we come on, you walked in. Remember those looks that Bianca was giving her like who's this bitch? I'm Larry's number one.

She could not have been happier to watch C'monnie. Oh, this really loves C'monnie. She could not have been happier. Why do you think she wanted that that that conversation to happen because she knew that they were gonna have a big fight and C'monnie would be crying and Bianca is the queen of them all. So I was like, this was so funny because she's in the bathroom. Kamani saw being blah, blah, blah. I'm beyond because I support you. I support you. And she goes, how do you think I felt with that?

And then Kamani just gets up and storms out. And then so they ultimately decide that the best thing would be for Emily, like Emily and C'mon, he can't be roommates. Emily moves back into a goos room and maybe you know if I didn't drink so much or drank less or whatever and this is that whole next day, she's not drinking. And she's like, I don't like the drama. And I think it was Malaku who said, then just stop drinking. Stop causing the problems and you won't have the problems.

And she goes, I know, Lord. And she holds up an A.B. on bottle. Third water. But they also show how quickly they're like Emily was so quick to move back in with Agu. And then next thing you know, she's like, I just think I have to have conversation with Joseph and say, I can't be committed right now, which is basically

her way of saying okay Let's just like get Joseph out of the pictures that we can finally fuck okay Yeah, exactly I'll be I'll let him cry for a couple of weeks miss me and then I'll get him back when I'm home So entertaining so massively massively entertaining all right We'll wrap this bitch up shall we be in you guys? Thanks for listening. We will be back tomorrow to talk some Southern Chum. Wednesday we got some below deck.

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