Watch What Crappens - #482 Southern Charm: Dolphin Dinner

Episode Date: June 21, 2017

This week on Southern Charm, the cast hits some bumps on the Key West trip, Landon shifts blame, and Craig tries his hand at a new profession: therapy. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And the idea of someone barfing on a couch is so commonplace that it could probably apply to almost every show we talk about yeah Pretty much So who's barfing out today? Okay, I don't want Southern term Savannah. I want regular Southern charm. Okay, regular Southern charm. Classic Southern charm. This was a super sized episode. It was an hour and 15 minutes. So we knew an extra drama. Yeah. I think about that. That whole 15 minutes was just the awful side of Landon's Coke binge or whatever she was doing. What was wrong with her? She was she was drunk at the very least.

I don't know about the rest. You know, I know that you were you were one to like, I know your your favorite thing is like the postman came and he didn't give me all my mail. Oh, he was high on Coke. I could tell or math or heroin. I'm always trying to figure out or Adderall, you know, I don't know. Yeah, you're pretty quick with the with a Coke

conspiracy theories. Yes. And I don't always push back. I don't always think you're wrong. But in this case, you you really have some some good material to work with. I think that's what I'm saying wrong material for you today. Because we know drunk, right? I mean, I'm not a co-cate, but I've done it before. I've taken Adderall before. You know, I feel like once you've done something, you can see it. And especially now in these days, when everything's being passed around, even if it's not coke or meth or something disgusting like that, people think they're less trashy because

they're taking stuff that's prescribed to them. You know we're nation-of-drug addicts, okay? We're all on something. So the way I look at it is, what is it? It's just the mis- it's not even judgment. I just want to know what it is so I know what I'm dealing with. Maybe you're just projecting. Maybe you're just hoping they have done it. Maybe you're like you're part of it, you know? Maybe I'm like maybe landed on Coke and then I could try and be nice to her and maybe she'll share because you know I ain't buying that shit. That is some expensive drugs. I was always crack. Yeah, I will snort some Windex before I do that. By the way, don't do that. I don't know if that works. No, I, I, I'm a goody-toothed. I don't, I don't

actually know or understand the appeal of snorting anything on my nose. Because again, I have not done cocaine, so I therefore don't know the pleasures that it perhaps could bestow the user, but for me, it's like, I don't want to snort anything on my nose in general in life. I want my, I think I want things to go out of my nose, not in it's a one way streets. Well, cocaine is an extremely stupid drug, okay?

You feel very awake but also dead inside. I don't even understand. I don't understand. Yeah. Sorry there. It's not your fault. It's just Bravo. It's just what Bravo does. I'm killing your insides. No, no, you're not killing. It's Andy Cohen. Andy Cohen is killing my insides. I say the good old fashioned way is the way to go. Hippie marijuana and then just like Mama did wine girl, Franzi and MJ. That's the perfect couple. Okay. Anybody who's looking for a new addiction? Southern charm.

But I just song called that Southern charm. Southern charm. Southern charm. So the episode opens up with basically Michael washing the Bentley and and what's her face Patricia inside perhaps curing up for her big auction later on. And we see it's just like general like happiness happening in Charleston. And we see Kinsey. She's shaking some gay pride maracas, a gay rainbow maracas. Hey, all gay pride months. Of course, Thomas refused to update them with the new colors.

Typical. He probably does not, he probably does not appreciate those extra colors. I will guarantee you. A new gay flag. He's like, we will only celebrate gay pride the old fashion fashioned way the way we celebrated it during the Confederate armid days We're gonna celebrate it with just a rainbow flag and by rainbow. I mean different shades of white and beige It's the colors only colors I see What the only reason there's any beige in there all is because Tan and Beds have come into fashion.

He's been on like a conservative tear on social media, by the way. I mean, we always knew he was conservative and Republican, but he has really sort of started to tow the Trump line and he's doing the hashtag fake news and like, why is everyone asking Trump about Russia, you know, as far as I can tell, no one asks about French or Italian or any other dressings. Um, he has got a lot going on on social media this guy. Did you read the thing that was posted in the Facebook group? I've got to pull it up on my phone. Which one?

There were like five of them. Oh, the one where he told off the lady. He called some lady ugly. Oh my God. I have to pull it up. I scream. It was funny in a horrific way. Well, he's not the only one. You know, ships getting in a bunch of trouble too because he's going off online too on his stuff. He's like, let me tell you about tax is garbage. But I don't mind. I mean, if he wants to go up on taxes, gars, I mean, that's fine. If you're like, this will come serve it. But like when you, I tend to like, the hairs start to stand up in the back of my neck when you start, start like, defending some of the other. Didn't my opinion, gregious behavior? That's perhaps happening in

the high levels of our country. Let me see here. Jill Zarin shut up, Jill Zarin. You're one to foster. You know, I really screenshot some ridiculous things Captain Sandy texting. I love you cap. Oh, okay. Look guys. I can't find it but basically this woman Posted on one of his pictures on Instagram. Oh, I love your show and I'm not usually the type to say something like this But I've noticed it two times. It seems like Kinsey isn't strapped into her her seat properly And I just wanted you to know you know, it's difficult But here's how you properly strap her in and he's like

If I want your stupid opinion, I'll punch it out of your ugly face I want your stupid opinion. I'll punch it out of your ugly face. Yugni. Like something. Yeah, something really not. Something so crazy that I don't even know. And then people on the group were commenting, and they're like, LOL, you know, a lot of people were like,

LOL, and someone's like, how dare you speak to a mother like that. And then it becomes this whole fight, which is, you know, why I never comment on the internet? Because girl, you you know I'll be there for two hours fighting over stupid shit Oh my goodness good old syrup never change so guess who's in the neighborhood Tell see my gosh. I was just in the neighbor She's like what I'm just saying She's like, what? I'm just saying, in some pain, but with spooom.

He's like, it's not crunchy. Garsh. What sort of peanut butter is that? He's like, whoa, it's just a neighborhood. And Cameron made me realize that, you know, rape culture and patriarchy bad. So I thought I'd come over. Because nice, pretty girl good

Patriarchy bad She's a Texas bad Yeah, goers why did he bring golf clubs to her house? I forgot well he was like Why did he bring golf clubs to her house? I forgot. Well, he was like, gosh, good news, gosh, bad news. Because I think he like, gosh, no, gosh, no. You got to take the gosh with the gosh, am I right? Garsh, he, he tried, he's not by FedEx on the way to her place. It's like I'm really sorry. It's a good move.

It's a good way to like establish that this is a platonic visit to arrive with a giant cardboard box That's not for the lady. Yeah, and Chelsea pretending she eats peanut butter with a spoon, which is a lie Too thin so she is like, I just wanted to say you know Something got into me gosh like cars, you know from too much cars. She's like drug. He's like course Yeah, I was like a bitch. You saw so many gores. Learn. He goes, he goes, I, he goes,

gosh, I was like a fish that saw bright. So I need to learn. I ate it. I'm like, Chef, when you're trying to apologize for sexual assault, don't use things terms like fish and eating it and things like that. Her face. Not her face is your words.

Her face is your way. She's like, she's like, I'm eating peanut butter with the spoon and you're the gross one in the situation. So. So I just don't want you to think I'm that type of girl. She says, well, you think that I think that you think that I think that you're that kind of girl, Garsh. She's like, well, it does my thing thank you that kind of thinking about me think I'm kind of that Garcin girl

Garz He's like a Gorsher on Gars I see you showing pictures on your phone that the other guys and being like look back Lure look back Lure I don't want to feel like I'm being put on man to the hook and thrown it to a like every die say you ship And he's like, I don't see you like that. Oh I just want a guy who's gonna take me on to a pontoon and play that song pontoon

I make me feel like a special in my beer coozie. That's what I want Shepard. I want a guy who understands the positive aspects of chicken backs. Tied to a stick in the middle of a pound. I just want a guy who's gonna run an obstacle course for me and then doing a endurance challenge and then won't get mad when I put him off the island afterwards Shepard. So he's like, I don't think you mean like that, George. So then he turns into the whole, well, you know, when we had our moment, when we had our brief second, I didn't go for it because I just like you too much.

And I withdraw when I like someone, Gars. And she's like, well, that's not good. If I had known you'd really like me we could uh well she's like if I had known I wouldn't have hooked up with Faza Barrow over there I've already done Austin's Ro. I'm committed at this point. I've already given a lot of advice. I want you to do this hair. And you know, once you start that barber, client relationship,

it's pretty confidential and serious. I mean, they don't call it the woman who doesn't like me, Sam's. It's called fantastic, Sam's, right? They don't call it average, going to leave you pretty quickly. Cuts they call it super cuts fantastic horses. So I like that he's trying to like open up and he says, oh, my walls are down because he's practicing for his own version of relationship ship or what a relationship

his own bachelor's. I actually thought it was a good apology. Believe it or not, I actually thought it was a good apology. It was a good while chef is very good at apologizing. Well, I think that he actually is introspective. I think that if someone says, if someone like Cameron says, idiot, what's wrong with you? I think he actually listens and he is, I think he, I mean, I think he's really smart.

And I think he's smart both in terms of like book smart, but I think he's smart in terms of like the capacity to synthesize thoughts and think about things and be like, oh gosh, like when he says gosh, there's a lot of meaning to that gosh. Yeah, there's a reason there's an R in it, you know, it's not a mistake. It's not a gosh. Yeah. Gosh. Gosh. Means he's like really thinking. Yeah, it's like slow mo because so much is like little things are happening.

Wow, you've really matured in that garsh and the time of spandabat garsh. There's literally an arc to the garsh. You can't say arc without arc. Well, I like the azo fitting up to her and he says, I think I have a problem with intimacy and she goes well, you're old You're real old. I know how much longer and go hunting with you and chewing dip with you She just has no pity so he agrees to go talk to Austin and make it better and

She at the end she says, do all the depressed. There my page, I'm a pain better. And he's like, yeah, look like a cow lady. Gosh. So next over for whatever reason, this is the music at camera's house. This is the music at Cameron's house. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun musical cues on this episode in general, but they're where they're because this show's so cute good with musical cues in general. I think they've done so many new ones that are like, let's do a new one. Okay. Now this is a horn underwater being chased by a shark. What inspired by yellow submarine? So Catherine goes and

visits cam. And she's like, oh, hello. And you know, it's like isn't this crazy.. And she's like, oh hello. And it's like, isn't this crazy? Catherine's never come over. Like, could you imagine a year ago, I wouldn't even touch her with a 10 foot pole. And now she's in here on my couch, give me a fake advice by mothering. And I'm just barely tolerating it for TV.

Could you believe it? One year ago, I was helping Thomas play in surprise drug tests so she can get her children taken away. And here we are having fun in my living room. Yeah. Thanks, Changed, don't thank. So there's just some of this generic mommy stuff about like,

um, you know, you're never ready to have a baby. If the bud when it comes out, um, you're gonna cry and like, arm, that came out of me. It's like, yes, we've heard this a million times. Like, never heard from you. First because then you get fat. But then your baby comes out and it's got some coke residue on its head.

And you can do lines off of it and you realize it gets you. Your baby will always your baby will always love you no matter how much you contour your face up to your eyeballs. I'm realizing that my Catherine has just turned into soft-shap because she's like this and Catherine's like this. I'm sorry, my name. Well, Catherine's confusing because the new pretend happy Catherine, it's like who are you?

So she comes like she's wearing like a lace, turtleneck dress. Oh, it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen her in. It's like a very Mary Riley dress. Yeah, it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen her in. It's like a very Mary Riley dress. Yeah. She's like, look, I'm innocent. And Cameron says, is that winter white? It's lace. Okay. So they're talking about the birthday party in Key West, and et cetera. And Cameron's just kind of eating her thumbnail, looking at Catherine, like, is this bitch for real? As she talks about, you know, having pretty babies and stuff.

And Cameron's like, well, Jason wasn't a pretty baby. He looked like an albano, possum. That wasn't not something, was it? Not not something. Now, where do you stand with Landon? Yeah, so basically, you know, Cameron tells Catherine, and just so you know, Landon sort of thinks that you owe her an apology and Catherine obviously thinks

that she deserves apology. And this is when we get some backstory about like, where did this all things start anyway? And we found out from Catherine that the Catherine and Thomas, they were supposed to go to a plantation, to a friend's plantation, which every time they say that, I'm like, I always feel weird. I always see you. I'm like, looking around, I'm like, should I be watching this?

Am I just inherently racist for watching this? Well, especially because it was the Delta plantation. It's like, oh my God, no one gives slaves credit for building the first plane, you know? It's like there's so many things not being credited like yeah, I get you I feel guilty to you when they say shit like that. I mean, I know plantation plantations are you know Not inherently racist Necessarily, but gosh on a show like this that's so glaringly white, whiter than Catherine's winter white lace turtle neck dress.

Every time they say a plantation, I just feel like I should change the channel. Yeah. So, anyway, they were supposed to go to the plantation and they broke up and it was just before Valentine's Day and Catherine and Thomas had planned this whole trip. And because they broke up, Thomas invited land in to go to this this plantation for three day weekend and that's what really pissed off Catherine. Okay, well a couple things. One the minute Cameron said land in Catherine's eyes went like this. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, because she's starting to go into

Catherine rage mode. She's like, calm down, lace, calm down, lace. So she calm down, got through the story. Now here's the story. Here's the other things. Cameron goes, so wait a minute, I didn't know that. What month was that? Was St. Bourne? And she goes, no, it's right before he was conceived.

Okay, so this was so offensive to you that he did this and he went off with landed on Valentine's Day That you fucked him so hard you had a baby a week later. Yeah, I mean come on exactly. Yeah, there's definitely a double standard going on there Yeah, and I get that it's different You know, it's two different relationships or whatever and the girl code thing I get that too But it's still hard to completely be on her side. How about human code? How about human code? Yeah.

How about how about having babies with fucking idiots? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The guy who actually went to jail for a coke. And on top of that, Catherine and her confessional says, you know, she's like, you know, landable do anything to tie down a man. She's that sort of girl and you people like that are dangerous. I'm like, Catherine, listen, I mean,

you know, you are the one who even confessed to like, looking up with Whitney just so you could move on to Tom. It's to make Tom Miss jealous. You know, you are the one who like, it's not that, it's not that like, it takes two to ten go to get pregnant, but like there was a people, a lot of people felt that Catherine had the babies to tie down Thomas. So and she got so mad, one of the things that she got so mad about last season and maybe even the season before was that people were going around saying like, oh, well, she was just having these babies the time down. She just wants money.

And she got so mad. And then here she is kind of saying the same thing about landing. Yeah, but don't you remember last season when she was getting so mad at Thomas and she told the nanny, she's like, these are my kids and if he wants to see these kids, he's going to do it. I say, and I was like, oh, good. Way to fight. You know, so she's using them too and people were so disgusted with her, et cetera, et cetera.

I mean, there's just no winning here, but it cracks me up because what she's saying is what she did. And what Patricia is mad at Catherine about is kind of what Patricia did. So it's like all these branches off the same whole tree and all the branches are trying to hit each other. It's like, you're all the same. Landon's doing the same thing.

She's like, why could be with Thomas if I could, I would be with Thomas if I could, you know, I would be with Thomas if I am, and it just being taken care of. Well, I think that Patricia's issue is that, like, Catherine is a disaster, you know. Patricia on her way up, I don't know the backstory of how Patricia really got to where she got to, but I guarantee she wasn't a sloppy mess.

She probably takes pride in that like she was presentable and she was a good, southern girl, knew how to carry herself in conversation and could be received for walks, et cetera. And she was a lady and therefore she met her Mr. Darcy's. But Catherine is just like a messy slob, like on Coke, having babies out of wedlock, making scenes at charity functions. I think that's where Patricia, that's where she's like thinks that Catherine is a disaster,

not that like, oh well, she's with Thomas Ravinnell, she just thinks that- Well, it was also her son's one chance to have a beard with the family name. Don't forget that. The beard shaved itself and ran away and came to Thomas instead. And screamed after Thomas. So either way Cameron has declared that her opinion of Landon is different now. She's like, wow, that changes a lot. She's just waiting for a chance to like jump off the land and train. That's all because

set did. So set jumped off of it. Whitney's got to be sick of her. I mean, we've heard from people in production that land is like by far the worst ever out of all of them. And we're starting to see that side of her. So I'm loving the season. So now that Cameron has permission from her, her rich friends, she's like, okay, I'll get rid of that bitch. Yeah. So, I'm sorry, Ronnie. I have to interrupt because I am looking, I'm looking at a very attractive man at the moment.

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well Gizmo watches on dutifully and so Naomi comes back and Craig's like oh well since therapy Naomi and I are literally tiptoeing around like egg shells. I'm like, oh, yeah, don't wake up the egg shells better tiptoe around. I mean, he did correct himself. I just thought I was already used. So like, um, hi, Craig. So you don't want to go on this trip to Key West or what? It's like, well, I wanted you to come when we were, but you know, when we're not here because we don't fight when we're not here But then when we're here like you always have to fight with me She goes yeah cuz I do things all day and I'm really tired

See you're not nice you am glad I don't do anything all day. Have you seen this ones? This ones Z doesn't just so itself. I mean I mean admittedly I did put it on auto function But you know what I'm saying it's the gizmo dinosaur no turtle so Craig did you just make a onesie out of my new pillowcase? Maybe Craig Listen, I have to be me. It's a dress I gotta be be you train me like a dress. I gotta be me.

You train me like I'm the most loser piece of shit. Like, well, your sentence structure could use some more. You know, I'm kind of with her half the time. I know I love Craig. I actually, I mean, I do feel bad because he's revealing himself to be a sensitive soul and she's also revealing herself to be a no-nonsense woman.

And I actually, like, I can see how she could be perceived as being a total overbearing bitch, but I actually just think that she is like, I have my standards of how I'm living my life. And if you wanna be with me, the user of my standards, I mean, she's definitely brow-beating him, but every time she does it, I kind of just laugh.

I kind of, I think she's like, she's just brow-beats really well, you know? I do too, because I have a feeling Craig knows she's coming home soon And he like puts the porn hub iPad under the under the mattress and runs to the sewing machine to look like he's doing something Not understanding that to her that's not doing anything, you know, what I'm doing something Well, she goes Well, she's like so this phase that you're going through right now He's what phase and like the camera shows like this sewing machine

and like a beer, and even Gizmo is like seriously bro. Bro. This is because, you know, like this phase, it makes me feel like my expectations are just too high for you. And he goes, you haven't accepted me. Like, do I have to live the rest of my life questioning if I'm worthy?

She goes, I don't know. You're gonna be sewing my pillowcases together the rest of your life? I don't know, some of you. She's like, well, you hear your question, whether you're gonna, whether you're worthy or you can question, whether or not, you're gonna spend the rest of the life questioning

if you're worthy. What do you wanna do? Yeah, pretty much. But yeah, I like it, but I like those that she's like, you know, just to elaborate on what you were saying. Because I feel like you sort of missed some of the full extent of her past regression when she goes, maybe my expectations are too high of people and I think people should just be just should just be doing

things all day long, you know? Of course, I botched it. I mean, go botched. Well, I have to live my life on thin ice and she goes, well, not forever, but this weekend. I mean, if you're not trying and you're like disrespecting me, I mean, and he's like, oh, really?

Well, if you disrespect me, I'll leave and we will not be together. Yeah. She's like, great. Great. Fun trip, sounds fine. Neither one of them are badging. You know, but I still think they're so cute.

And I hope they're still together. They'll get through it. I feel like a relationship is having. I like, I'm like Craig in a way that I wanted to be doing 20 different things. I don't do any of them particularly well. But I feel like I'm doing something. And I need

someone like Naomi to be like, no, Ronnie, you don't need to learn to sew. I mean, I've literally done that. Like when Project Runways on, I'm sewing pillows, curtains, they're all crooked, nothing looks right. I need someone to be like, no, you need to be doing something else. Well, the other thing is that, you know, he's like, you know, this is the guy that you like on a relationship with. This is who I am. And it's like, well, no, actually she got to a guy, she got to a relationship with a guy who said he had finished law school.

I was taking the bar, you know, like that's who she got into relationship with. And now you're revealing this side of you. And yes, it's a side of you, but that's not really the side that she got into the relationship with, you know. So maybe now it is because now we does have a slot to create and pass the bar. Oh, well, yeah, but now, I guess, no, well, at that point, you know, so maybe now it is because now he does have his law degree and pass the bar. Oh, well, yeah, but now, I guess, no, well, at that point, he had, but yes, he has done that stuff, but he's now like, but now he's the guy who passed the bar, who is sowing gizmo on to pillowcases all day long. In the middle of the living room, still not explained why his workspace is right in the middle of the living room. That makes no sense. Well, he hasn't learned spatial planning yet.

That'll be his next phase, you know, I'm working on it. He'll go through a property brother's phase where he's like, look, I made a 3D image of what this living room could be. She'll be. So now over it, Whitney and Patricia's. Yes. Michael summons, Michael summons Whitney over to the yellow room where mother is waiting for him. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba the box cutter. Oh, thank you, Michael. Thank you. So, oh, Trisha with a box cutter. I mean, it's fitting because she is kind of the main

terrorist of this show. She is the Osama of this show, for sure. So I can now wait and he's strapped his own stand in the middle of a dinner party. There's actually recovered from an ISIS training ground in the Middle East, along with the manchiquities. I just thought, look, the door above. So I'm gonna put in the middle of my table. This is a box cutter. Have you noticed that Whitney will not look Michael in the eye?

He'll barely even look at him at all. Michael comes in, he's like, here's some champagne, so he's like, thank you Michael. And just look at him. It's just weird. Well, he probably resents being the second favorite son and behind Michael.

No kidding. Yeah, he's like always had to deal with some other man and his mother's life. And that's just a fucking butler, but still he's like get out of my way, Michael. They have some chatter. Tell me about you. When he's like, yeah, we're going to key West. Just shit hole. But okay, I guess we'll, because that's the only budget profit we'll give us for the show. Well, that sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Can't find any scene outside to this. Anyway, we're celebrating. This is a collection, you'll inherit.

And then it shows the clip of... This is for sure. My bidding on the phone. It's like 29,000 bad. 20 29 5. Bed. 33,000. Bed.

18 trillion dollars. Bad. Like, well, luckily someone dropped out at 32.5 and you've got it. Congratulations. That's right. Still got it. She probably was like had the phone up on the phone with someone who just like it's probably Georgia at Georgia at Mossbacher had the phone up to like and jeeps roadshow and she's pertained to bid along Now I will continue this bidding for you miss Patricia as long as I have no curse words about my love

Well fucking place the bed then oh sorry bed bed So we finally see what this $32,000 Prizes and it's it's like an elephant clock. It's you know,, it's a cool golden, grassy elephant clock. Oh my god. I don't know, like 30,000, I mean, this, this needed to be like 3000 years old.

If you're, I mean, listen, I'm no appraiser, but I am very stingy. And if I'm buying that thing, I'm paying like $100 tops. I would still make fun of you if you pay $100. You've got $100 for that. It's worth 40. So 40 grand. So she goes, well, this is quite the piece that really goes.

The PS is resistance. Yeah. It's the motto of Raja on an elephant. There's a big controversy because they have to do some light assembly as in put this little fan piece in and There's questions on where the fan go. They're looking for the holes first. So first Patricia try that I don't know I don't know how to do put this fan. I don't know manual labor Whitney you got the reading glasses and he's like okay mother So they're behind them like racing his hand. I know

Okay, mother. So I was like, behind him, like racing his hand. I know, I know. It's how you do it. I know. Get out of my way, Michael. I know how to do it. But look at me. I know how to do it.

And then the bottle. I went in. And I like that. What news trying to, like, put the little fan on something and Michael's like, like, literally goes, the Maharaja would never fan the driver. Don't you know what it means to be a servant? And then he fits it on the front. They were trying to put it on the back. So he puts it on the front. And then he goes, she goes, we must give it to Mike. It goes on the front.

And then Michael goes, that's why we have people like me, man, to assemble the sculptures and then me banded sculptures to be bought for $3,000. I'm extremely hot after doing all that. I shall fan myself in my room. If you beat me, I'll use the robot fan also knows the air conditioner. Oh, good.

Don't look me in the eye Michael. Uh, lantern and Thomas home date Thomas is doing really important things to prepare like Nothing really. He's like well this table is still here in the living room of the tall she's like I just remember she's wearing a cream past me now over white eggs she's the worst like I I even hate her past me nuts now okay I really I just don't hate people take her as much as everyone else does I really don't I don't know what it is I don't have the I don't have the I wish I hated her as much because everyone else does. I really don't. I don't know what it is. I don't have the, I don't have the, I wish I hated her as much because it's so fun to really hate someone.

This is the first season I've full on had land in hate. I've never had it until this season. I've had a little like, but not like, now I'm like that Pasadena, like I'm mad. I'm even thinking about it. Everything she does. Yeah, everything she does I'm mad.

Well, listen land in. I know everyone hates you, but you have like a little bit of support for me. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. So he's got a table on the floor, and she's like, oh, you got a project. And he says, yeah, I'm putting a table together I'm well first in such matters Have you noticed that whenever she comes over to Thomas's house she starts talking really fancy And it continues through the whole thing maybe she's been maybe it's just she's been writing some copy for Rome And it's just you know, it's hard to get it out of her brain. I'm a very sting-satch orbit. And Thomas, Thomas is always trying to sound younger around her. It's so funny. She's like trying

to sound fancy and he's trying to sound 20. He's like, koo, koo, koo, koo, koo. Wow, I'm glad you can be here for a little bit. We can have a chat before your Audi 5,000, if you know what I'm saying, right? She says, Thomas is a roller coaster, but I'm still very old-fashioned when it comes to dating. We have to take it so very, very slowly. I was like, okay, why are you talking like that?

Yeah, she's like, Thomas is basically a roller coaster and I'm more like the scrambler. So stupid landing, okay, you're so old fashioned when it comes to dating you brought some surfer boy back from California to fuck. You're not old fashioned when it comes to dating, okay. You are a regular Avril Levine. Oh, I guess it's a skater boy. I'm glad. You're the skater boy.

Now that this table has been put together, let's talk about that flower I pick for you outside La Bre. She's like, well I told the camera that you can't win with crazy, but you know, I don't want to finish myself I'm not going to Key West because gathering doesn't know how to behave like a lady. I feel threatened by her. He's like, oh, you shouldn't be your old. You shouldn't be threatened by her, you're an old lady with old lady values, little crinkles around your eyes, and a vagina that's about to quit.

There's nothing in common that you've got with her. I mean, just a sheer sex appeal of that woman. You don't worry and nothing like her. Don't worry. You've got a vagina like a pumpkin on November 12th. You know what I'm saying? Sort of all decrepit and rotten, but still sort of charming in its own weird way. Well, Catherine thinks you're so wonderful with her working over is. Well, you're sitting over here. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellaside. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell.

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wonder Yeah. don't even have the energy to be as offensive as such a hot young slut like Catherine. But he he does say to her as you as you mentioned you know you have a older than her she's a child compared to you I'm like well you slept with her so was that say about you. Well he said I think do you have to register with any sites then? She's the child Thomas and she's like well, I just don't want to stoop down to her level. Like you are you're dating Thomas Okay, you're lower than her level because at least she got something out of it, you know

You've got a free you haven't even got you haven't even gone to confirm dog walking session with Charlotte yet You haven't even gotten your own trip to a plantation, okay, even that was hers Yeah, you haven't even had a proper invitation to a lime house tournament Because she goes I have to go because I got a cute beach where I drop And he gets with now you got to go And then he does his like cross-eyed possum laugh that guy is so creepy I cannot imagine who's fighting over this guy. I don't get it

So then you have on we go over to Austin and Chelsea and they're driving over to Austin's parents house And you know, they're just chatting and chatting about a chef and everything. And Austin's mad, he's like, he's like, I can't believe that he grabbed you by the arm and pulled you in the back room, and she's like, um, well, not, what's the most, not, well, no, no. Man, that's been blown by a proportion. It's more like he took hold of my arm

and pulled me towards him and kind of a hurry, but sort of soft and gentle. It was like he bested a cent of paper as post my arm was like, would you please join me in the back here? It was actually very gentlemanly like. Then he started the party before I asked the paid. That's all the time.

I just wish I could've asked the paid. And he's like, wait a second. I'm saying literally what he said to you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Words out of his mouth, out of your mouth, out of every single person's mouth, so many words out of so many mouths, all at once, literally. And he says, look, you obviously talked to today. And correct, correct, you talked to

chef today. And so now I'm the bad guy or whatever. And she's like, well, just ran into him. And then they show her answering the door, her house with peanut butter, her sexy peanut butter eating. What is this peanut butter out of your mouth? Peanut butter out of your mouth, Chelsea. I'm just running, dude. When he came inside my heart. So now it's like awkward. Because now now he's angry because now he got to whole fight with like his bro. And not only that, like he was

like the sidekick to shape. And he like fought at his master, you know. And so that's like a big no no when you're the sidekick. And he like went out on a limb. So now he's like, fuck, I did all this and now she's taking a back. It's not cool, man. So it's all awkward and like bad timing because he's about to introduce Chelsea to the parents so they walk in and they're his mom and dad. And by the way, I have to say I love Ann Barbara. She reminded me of like a refreshed Susie Kurtz. Like if Susie Kurtz went to the spa and then showed up in like a nice new sweater That's who that's who and Barbara's sweater, you know, she's like got my hair down a little bit

She's relaxed feels good better self. And Barbara's like I'm so happy for you. You found a nice girl. You're on a TV So I'm here for the Keesh. Okay, I'm gonna just sit here and not say anything carry on That's the name of her autobiography here for the Keach. Okay. I'm gonna just sit here and not say anything. Carry on. That's the name of her autobiography. Here for the Keach. By Aunt Barbara. So he's like, this is so awkward. I'm like, it's so not awkward. The parents are just like,

wow, what a beautiful home. This is so beautiful. They're honey. That's great. Hey, tell me stories about all stand On a poem son that this is good. This is good. Okay on a poem Said it that's where you get a church. You know have poems because Jesus came back to life and everyone's like hey We turn around with some where is Austin? He was under the pears Dicoling people with a bow.

I mean, tickling people. His mom's like, I'm telling you that. That was quite a handful that kid. Yeah, they're like, he was a perfect tan. Oh, they're looking at him now selling beer and flip flops. But, you know, even a clock's rise across the day. Now, why did you highlight his hair that way? Do you think that's gonna make it easier for him to get a job? You know I am a little distressed to hear that he has not been punching out his

fantastic Sam's punch card. That was gonna get him a free haircut, you know, and now we have to pay for your salon. She goes, well what was the worst thing? He did, he's a kid, and he said, did I tell you about the bombs? Yeah, he told me that one. All right, this other one time, he got his sister Kyle so mad. She tore a clump of hair off his head. He's a mom. She goes, what did you do? Like, wait a minute.

Victor him, Sam. Jesus. Hair out of my head. Hair out of my head, bro. And I was just like, guys, I don't want to eat too much dinner. I'm bottoming tonight. And I'm like, oh, congratulations, son. I think he's ready for a relationship.

Yeah, he goes. He's like, yeah, I don't want to eat too much because we're going to Key West. And the music just gets tense. For no reason, the music is like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, I'm like, what Barbara's like? Key lime. Is that key lime-Liam?

No Barbara, eat your kees. Barbara, just be happy you got a size of kees. It's not even what we're all eating, okay? We made a simple dish. It's also the easiest thing to make. We make simple things for Chelsea, because she looks like a simple girl. God forbid Barbara eats some chicken.

It's all day with Barbara. Kees, Kees, Keesh, Keesh. Gosh. You want to talk about the worst thing Barbara did as a kid? She named her own daughter Lorraine. Somebody should always have Keesh Lorraine. Like Barbara get over it. Drop it Barbara. Drop it with the kids Barbara.

Does this mean I can't have seconds? No, Barbara ate the whole cage. There is no seconds. It ate a whole dish of cage. Now did I tell you about the poems? All right, so the next scene. P West. I love that this show, they just show them go to the airport,

but that we don't have to do the cams on the plane, which I like. But this one, this music cue was xylophone drama. It's like, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting. Guys, no matter what rhythm you do, it's a xylophone. Nobody is scared. Okay. No one, and by the way, I'd like to add,

no one has ever looked sadder at an airport than Catherine Dennis. The way she showed up with her little rollers, looking down, her, she does that thing when she, her eyebrows go up, her eyes go down, and her face does this little frown and her chin's down like, airports. Like, why are you so sad, Catherine? You're part of the group again. Hi, it's me. I'm at the arm port. I also liked when chef shows up and he's like going to like check in or something and he's going through like that

You know like the people maize with they've got all like the ribbons, you know you have to walk through and he's like totally empty And he's like walking down and he just goes you're kidding me gosh and he like fun does it and goes through Problem solver they just have to highlight his privilege I'm not walking through that gosh gosh chef you grabbed the ribbon with your hands words out of the flight attendance mouth also the privilege of that entire airport to be that empty I have never seen LAX like that we don't have to wait through the maze. Oh, how amazing to To be in like a

Non-essential airport. Yeah, a non-hub. Not an essential airport. We're just fine for fun. I mean we could walk So they get in the Key West and Cameron's like wow look, look at those heads. Hi Mexican person. Yoree, but you're rea. So go. Please be quiet. Craig's like, where do I get the keys?

No, no, it's an island called Key West. It's not, it's not we're not going to a locksmith. If you mess with me today and disrespect me, I'm going to keep east. That's it. So, Tom, I'm gonna go to keys on Van Ayes if you don't stop this. They're holding a tray of mimosas, which are pretty identifiable on site. Yes. Champagne glasses with orange juice in them are generally molasses. Yeah, that's usually good sign. Thomas is like, what is it? orange juice in them are generally molasses. Yeah, that's usually a sign. Thomas is like, what is it?

No, not for me. I'm trying to quit. Atlanta took one and literally did her. Thank you. Far be it for me to do it when we have it right here. And then Whitney's like, is there a beachfront mother? Do you possibly have an organ you can play when I walk into a room and really set the tone? Brrrrrr, mother. Cameron says, Whitney is one of the most entitled people. Ah, no, and then they so with me at the at the counter, the checking counters, like, yeah, the bigger bed. Yeah, the, is there a sink in there? There's a bathroom, right? Does the window open? And she's like,

entitled. I'm not entitled. I mean, I did just assist with putting a little fan on a Maharaja statue with an elephant before some fat old ghost came in and fixed it for me. So there's some tension between Austin and Chelsea because they're not even in the same room. Dun, dun, dun. And then, which is really leads to nothing. And then it's beach time. So now all the girls, the first, because there's two groups of people coming in. It's like the amazing racing, no flat one, flat two. So flight one, the flight one people, which is essentially land in Snowden, Chelsea and Cameron, they go out to the beach. They're just like, sunning. And meanwhile, Trab is on, on the, on the Adirondoc chairs all the other

bros and he's talking about like we were doing some of those mannequin poses you know where you do this you do the dab like Cam Newton you know very young hip like me Whitney's like no he doesn't know what the mannequin challenge is it's Whitney's entire life a case like 90 years old he's know what the mannequin challenge is. It's Whitney's entire life, okay? It's like 90 years old. He's like, is the mannequin challenge where you try to put a little fan on a mannequin? Try to make the mannequin look like he's fanning a Maharaja. Maharaja.

So it's basically what I'm doing right now. Where's my fanning person? So we get on to the beach and The girls are talking about the girls are yeah, the girls are Chelsea Snowden and Landon are over there and Chelsea's that world Swarling about sure snow and y'all rock with Catherine She's like well, you know, I think the thing with Catherine is, hmm, she just needs to have issues with somebody. So I don't take it personally because it's not about me. And Landon's like,

Puh-punga! Like I did anything better! Ha-ha-ha! I need you! Oh, oh! What's his name, oh? Yeah! Yeah, I'm Canon, found the key in Key West and shoved it up. I know

That key had a bump on it girl. It's landing acting crazy. I land for you crazy from this point forward land land was acting crazy For sure. Yes, land in made good friends with the bell hop So then Cameron was saying how she had this conversation with Catherine and the reason why Catherine of Seb was because of this Valentine's trip and London's like, it was a business dinner. I had my own wing. I have my own wing. Cameron says, yeah, but she said it was just YouTube not business. Yeah, but she said it was just YouTube not business. Yeah, I can just lie. Maybe this is lying.

Chelsea's like, well, you know, no offense. But if I had to try, I just had a baby. And one of my friends, we ain't on Valentine's. And she goes, we not friends friends and we were never where and there's no girl God and there's the lamest thing I've ever heard the grow up. Sorry, I just added that in a fracture emphasis because she's just happy because her life sucks. You don't every one of my horn.

You're getting her life's sad. Like, hey, she told everyone I'm a horn, you're digging her line. I'm just like, so Cameron's like, I don't know. When I see Catherine, I just feel like I'm looking at like a wounded bird and you know, Lisa van der Pomp appears in a puff of smoke. Like, broken bird, is there a broken bird nearby? Come to me, I've brought splints and scotch tape, darling. Captain Dennis, you shall be my new hostess. Follow me under my carpet.

But you are new, hanky, panky collar, darling. You shall be the one to open up, sir, key west. As I call it, sir, west. But isn't sir more West than Key West. Tum tum. It'll be called Tum tum. Kiki. Chi Chi. Lolo.

Lala. Chok chok. Kiki would actually be an amazing name for a gay bar on Key West. Um, not Kiki. Like K, what K, why get it? Oh, Kiki. Kiki. Is that why you're doing a Get it? K.E. K.E. K.E. Is that why you do any go pee?

K.E. A little big, that was some big business deep cut right there. So the girls keep on and Chelsea is like trying to just stay calm and Snowden is just of course sitting there because she's of course with Landon and she's like oh she's a wounded bird huh okay good luck with that honey and Landon's like you guys are like being so sweet right now but Catherine is not here rock bottom and she's not even committed to getting her children back which those are some fighting words there actually that's like I can't support landed on that at all that's that's I wouldn't even go there if I were her and that's why I definitely think she was an

alter to say because I think she normally is controlled enough to not say that stuff on camera and she just that she's gonna be questioned about that on the reunion and it's going to get ugly. But Snowden though, I mean Snowden sort of on her side though because Snowden said like, I don't think that Catherine has changed it all and I think that you know, it's only matter of time before that curtain falls and she's out on that stage acting the crazy, you know. Oh my God.

And then it literally be at this episode. So like she was literally on a stage acting crazy. Yeah. So you want to hear my next notes or he why is it why X if I like for a pack because of my hands were in center on the keyboard. I don't know what the fuck this is supposed to be.

So maybe I can interpret it. Maybe it was. So the whole gang shows up because everyone's arrived and They're all like yay to Cameron's birthday whatever and she's like my eggs are dying Oh one just died and I think chef goes let's cook it So So then Landon is Landon is just like fully drunk at this point at the very least and she's like in a hammock and We're not she's not in the hammock yet, but she's just like fully drunk at this point at the very least and she's like in a hammock and we're not actually not in the hammock yet but she's just like oh beach towns are like so

my the only thing I'm good at and they cut to Catherine going up a stairs looking back with this face that's like get this fucking bitch off this island right now before I can torture this entire hotel right now before I can torture this entire hotel. After her facial expressions this episode were priceless. I mean, through the whole thing, they were so good. So Chelsea and what's your bun? So like, all right, well, let's go. Stay and get Rudy and Landon grabs Austin goes, and pulls them onto the, what do you call those things?

Hammock. The hammock. And so they're on the hammock. And then Chelsea and the camera and are watching upstairs. And she's like, star with me. Are they smeaching? Yeah.

Yeah, because the thing is that they're just, well, they're just talking. And lens being drunk, 30 and Austin, at one point Austin sort of puts his arm around her, you know, and that's when Chelsea starts to feel things. But by the way, kind of a smart move by Austin, even though it probably wasn't intentional, because, you know, he's been chasing Chelsea. I'm just trying to get himself up in the, because he took it. I don't think it was anything.

I think it was totally nothing. But like, I'm meeting Smart Movement because now all of a sudden, Charles is like, hmm, you know, once you realize that like the thing that you just assumed was always chasing you might not be chasing you, it's a great way to get to turn the tables on someone else. I'll say that's how the power shifts in a relationship. Yes. And, you know, when you're flirting with someone. And also, Landon is obviously doing this because Chelsea was on her side. And this just goes to show you Landon's girl code. And when she says there is no girl code, she's fucking right. Like she's terrible. She's immediately purposely flirting in

front of her. And then she goes, oh man, oh my God, am I getting wrinkles? Come on, I'm getting wrinkles. Come on, I'm getting older. Like, are these wrinkles? Because, um, you know what, Landon, what do you want me to say? Because he's like, listen, if I give you a saxophone, you sort of look like a California raisin, so that's cool. I mean, they do have a band. I mean, that's a job, which is more than you got. So she's like, I'm my code of

dependency right now is so hot. I'll call him high. And Chelsea says, shall I be worried? And Cameron says, well, I mean, she knows y'all are hanging out. Just to say, yeah, but I don't think she cares about girl, friends. Yeah, see, this is probably why Chelsea didn't make it to full time cast member, because the full time cast member would have started some shit right there She'll be full-time next year, I think probably

I think so I think that she's a little too even she doesn't she's too easy going she doesn't hold grudges She's like nice. She's smile everyone's easy going when it's not about them Yeah, but she doesn't but she she's had a few opportunities to be in the mix of some real drama And she hasn't taken those opportunities. You know, pretty much a lot of the heavy lifting has fallen to Catherine. Really, everyone else just kind of as breezes along on this show and they just sort of wait for Catherine to be crazy. So, you know, I think I think Chelsea should step it up if she wants to be a bigger part. Yeah. Okay, so let's see what else is going on here. So now chef so chef goes and bring he brings a bruski to Austin

He's like bro gosh, can I talk to you for a second and They they basically are hash things out and Austin's like bro What bothered me was not what happened what made me so sad is with that night ended bro But you you said words out of your mouth that you don't you didn't need my friendship. Like I looked to you as like almost like a brother. I don't have a brother. I looked to you as a brother. And she's like, well, Garsh, I consider you a very good friend. I was like, okay, like, I know that was so, that was so shady. I loved it. But, but they ultimately apologize. It was like, yeah, but drunk Gargelor, you know, and he's like, yeah,

bro, he's like, look, I can give you a shirt. It's got a mornin' on the back, right? You can have the white one. I'll have the black one because I mean in your eyes. Truly, like, one of the most awkward moments on this show is having shepp when they're choosing between the black shirt and white and shepp shirt and shepp takes the black one goes, gosh, I'm black and evil and also goes and I'm white and pure. I was like, listen, not on any other show fine, but not on this show. You can't say just can't say those things

on this show. Yeah, on this show, you need to even change the colors of the chess board. On this show, you better whip out some yellow and green. Not if you want to hear it from you people. There's just there's just too much subjects on this show. I just you can't say black is black is evil and white is pure. You just can't do that on the other charm. Yeah, not the right place.

And also, but it is the right place to hawk really terrible straight guy clothes, which is what that's doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shep gear. And obviously we know it wasn't, we know it wasn't a racist moment, but like, you just can't help but think of the subjects on this show when they're talking about plantations and the South. And it's all, it's like the whitest show in history of adoption. That's, that's pretty, that's pretty accurate. So anyway, it's time for dinner. And I love, so now the girls are come out.

Chelsea is wearing some dress that reminded me of like Brigitte Nielsen in Beverly Hills cop two. In fact, I went and looked at photos of Brigitte Nielsen in that movie and I found something that looked very similar. That's Chelsea. Yeah, Chelsea, yeah. And she looked hot and it, but I was like, I didn't love it. Yeah, wrong choice for this, but she looked beautiful.

Structural cut out weird things. But I liked that when they were getting ready and Danny asked Catherine, she's like, Catherine, how do you feel? She goes, it's about Cameron's birth. Sorry, that was Carol. She's like, it's about Cameron's birth. Oh, sorry, that was Carol. She's like, it's about Cameron's birthday, not about me. So maybe we'll be talking watching it dinner. And Thomas, he's getting ready and he's like, you know,

we've seen him getting ready in the mirror many times. But this is the creepiest one of all time. Because after he finished judging his hair, he just stared blank face at his reflection as if this was like such a serial killer moment. He's so gross. So they go to dinner and like, I just wanna say before that you even get to dinner,

that Elizabeth and JD show up and Craig's like, hey, like wanna rent a speedboat and run some blow from Cuba. And everyone's like, uh, he's like, uh, the way we're all dressed like Craig. We're on camera. Why I've already commissioned it. Let's explain on the Uber. Hey, I can't speak big loud today. Wow. You got gentry coke. So then on top of that, first of all, I also want to point out these women were, they were all

like dressed beautifully dressed in 9. They did their hair and everything. The guys are like slabs. Always. I know it's always, but it really was apparent at this time. So Naomi, she asked Greg to hold her phone in his pocket because she doesn't have any pockets. And he's like, uh, do you see my pockets

and how full they are? And she's like, well, maybe pull that dip out and put my phone there instead. It's just like, damn it. If you disrespect me one more time, why don't you always have to call me out? I just think it's like, that's how you proud be the man. That's if you're gonna do it, that's how you do it. You just have to be funny. Yeah, and stop pouring skinny jeans. Like get some cargo pants, like a normal boyfriend, okay?

So you can carry all of my shit. Yeah. I want a boyfriend who I'm like, hey, do you have the screw gun at the drill? And he's like, yeah, I've got it right here in my bottom cargo pant pocket, huh? Do you need some more notes? So now drunk landen as you were about to talk about. So she's the last one there. And she's like, oh, there's no seed. I didn't realize you were the rest of it. I have to say one more thing. down. I didn't realize you were the rest of it. I have to say one more

thing. Sorry. We also met Danny's fiance. Todd. Now I'm sure that's total love, Ben. I was like, is he, is he funny? I sure that's all about love, Ben. I'm sure it has nothing to do with whatever financial bullshit he's putting into her liquor

whatever he is the anvil of southern charm. I'm so it looks like this character in American gods I just started watching it's the weirdest show and don't worry it's not a spoiler happens to the first thing and you don't even know what's happening but there's this woman she's having sex with this guy she just met this kind of loser guy and it looks like him and she's like, what's up me? And he starts saying all this stuff and sex and then she eats him with her vagina. It's like the craziest thing. And I was like, look, it's Danny's, it's Danny's new fiance. Good look at that. Danny's gonna eat him with her vagina so that she can look younger or have more money or whatever. But Jenna Dintata, the myth is real.

So yeah, I'm sorry, I just had to comment because I was not expecting that pairing at all, at all. Especially since her ex is chef. Yeah, I don't believe that you should obviously just marry for looks But I'm just gonna make a guess that he's very wealthy Okay, yeah, I'm good. I might venture that guest too and if I'm wrong I would love to make a nice platter of crow and I will eat it on this show because yes hot models don't date poor ugly people Okay, except for Sina she's like the only one I think in the history of tea. And even she learned her lesson. She's like, oh wait, I want a hot guy. Never mind.

So anyway, finally, what you were trying to say about landen. Get's on the back of the hotel. You all have a good time in the out meet since there's no seat. And they're like, yes there is. That was so embarrassing. You're like, you're just weird. And then she had to sit next to the weird new husband guy. Yeah, she's like, I'm on at the end. Yeah.

I guess I'm sitting next to another and taking which guy is not going to be any good to me Catherine's like told you so Cameron Cameron says well she's pissed a lot of people off this table, okay? She can't say next to Thomas She can't sit over by by Catherine and then you see Catherine just giving a dirty look to somebody. I don't even know who it was but I just love Catherine's face. And then there's this really wonderfully awkward moment when Catherine's like, well, I'm gonna have a drink since I'm on

vacation. Is that the way rehab works? Yeah, it's not how AA works. And everyone's just like, Yeah, that's not how AA works. And everyone's just like, um, and then it's a, who needs a chip when I can order a whole bullet, and some queso, please. Now this other thing that cracked me up and we were, I watched this episode this morning. I didn't watch it last night and we got a lot of tweets about JD and Gentry Burb and they're like, JD, not everyone knows what Gentry bourbon is I was like, why's everyone tweeting this and then there's this moment where JD says this waitress You have Gentry bourbon. She's like no

JD all right then all I have is not gone very far beyond your I know but he's still getting it on TV. You got a hand it to that guy He will get that out there He's like I've got to sit next to Catherine. I will say chintra boobin 20 times. Hey, yo I want to take a cruise later now. Yo have a cruise with gentry barb and on it Is that ocean filled with gentry boobin? Wow She's like, oh you mean well bourbon?

The jantra bourbon. Yeah, the Burban, the Wellburban, then we serve it happy hour at three in the afternoon, right? I mean, you do well to serve some Jantra Burban. What? So, Craig's like, um, I would like to have a, uh, some Summoning on Blanc, but can I get in a pan-class, like a beer glass, like a double? Can I just have the Summoning on Blanc in that? You could just see Nio, just, no, I get in a pink glass like a beer glass like a double Can I just have the somebody on blank in that you can just you know, just know I'm just like

He has dip in his pocket and drinking a beer glass of something in block. What have I got myself in here? This is gonna be a fun night So they do cheers and Yeah, I can't was like what here cheers to ovulation and Thomas is like Just tell him to shoot it in there three times. I think Catherine's face. It's like the seventh in and stretch because it's once twice three splooges you're in at the old ovulation game. Am I right there? Trump pants, everyone. So they go into this weird situation where everybody is gonna want Catherine and Landon to make up.

Well, this is after Whitney. This is after Whitney asks Catherine and Thomas if they're ever gonna hook up again, which is really, really so nice. And then on top of that, then Catherine, who's having a great time, she's like, I is really, really so nice. And then on top of that, then Catherine, who's having a great time, she's like, I love that everyone is just happy.

And then because this note, I didn't give her this like, fuck you smile, like, fuck you bitch, fuck you. I've worked hard to get back with this group. And now you come back here on Remaki West vacation. And Miami goes, I'm gonna go blow my nose. Huh. The beef's the tag. That was kind of a... So Whitney goes, I'm gonna go blow my nose

So when he goes well, I've been doing a lot of transcendental meditation lately And think should be peace and love okay He's got lipstick all over his face or something in this confessional. Did you notice that? Yeah, it's what from last week too He it's like it looks like he got stung by a bee or some terrible shaving accident. Facial. But he was all irritated. Yeah.

He also, by the way, he and Catherine apologize. We should also mention. She's like, um, I apologize. I said, I apologize too. Great. So yeah. So now Whitney is like, OK, I want Landon and Catherine to get together.

So here's what's interesting. Whitney goes off to get Landon and she's like, oh, you know, and then like it's sort of like a, we don't really hear what he says because you would think there'd be a whole scene of like, I want you to come here or whatever, I want you to apologize. He probably is like, listen, I'm the executive producer of the show. I know the way this is going, everyone hates you. You need to apologize, otherwise, you'll be like the most hated producer of the show. I know the way this is going. Everyone hates you. You need to apologize. Otherwise,

You'll be like the most hated person on the show like this is for your story right now because all of a sudden Also share your co-cooker. Thanks and share some go and then and then and then he comes back with her And he like puts her sits her down that seat and then almost on it was like you would think there be like some awkwardness of like What are we doing here? But she was like ready to dive into it, you know? Yeah, she came back totally different. So she goes, Katherine's like, well, you know, I just don't want there to be any like tension or like negativity.

And she's like, well, I don't even think there's a problem because like, the best is the best. I'm so like, here. Let's just look. Oh. Yeah. The best is the best until like Let's just look on And Danny's like Well, you know what I think What I'm seeing here, what I think I think you just want to be

Courtshall, yeah I just want Negative energy Yeah, Courtshall Well, you know what I see I think that you guys just want to let it go. Hey man, hey man! Yeah, well, we just want to let it go. So, Krekas, what the fuck?

Like, if they're gonna talk, like you gotta do it right, okay? Yo, yo, yo, yo. The only way to solve this is to say what it just you about each other, okay? Yeah, and by the way, and this is what we all heard. That was the sound of Naomi putting the fingers, her fingers against her temples, like, oh my fucking god, my idiot boyfriend is high on dip and so many unblock. And land is like, but there's nothing I don't, there's nothing of this itchy like. And there's nothing I don't like about her. Something else that she's a horn, crazy.

I got to do. Oh, Catherine says something knows what is she saying? Oh, maybe I was just saying like her nose is itchy or whatever. And Thomas is like, well, everyone needs a lady, you know, and Craig's like, what is it? And Catherine says, look, I have a child and you're talking shit about me all over town. And Danny. Okay. So Danny and Craig are now fighting behind the two girls who are fighting because because Craig had

interrupted her moment. She's like, I haven't been on the show all season. This is my moment. This is my hero moment. I'm going to bring them together and Craig's like, all right. This is what I learned in therapy. All right. Do we have flashcards? No. Um, okay. Dry erase board.

Maybe. Um, do you guys have pillowcases? Maybe we can like, no. Um, okay. Well, what made you mad? So then Dan is like, Craig, you're not a woman. Get out of it. And he's like, and then he even then is like,

yeah, it's not really your thing. I know him is like, oh my God, he's so annoying. But then he did at least get them talking about real shit. Because Catherine's like, look, I have children. You're out there shit talking about me. And Landon's like, well, in my mind, it was a family friend's house. It was no big deal.

And then Catherine's like, well, it was a family friend's house. It was no big deal and Then Catherine's like well, it was a big deal. We have two children and then you're going off with my husband When we're in a fight and then landed because yeah, I'm sorry like for my ignorance I'm not a mom Well like you know, I'm a good one really Meanwhile while this is all happening Craig and Daniel are like fighting behind them making like a they're like sort of interrupting them and Daniel's let and everyone's like Craig Stop and Daniel's like Craig you're about to lose a lot of fucking friends. I can tell you that right now It's like wow Craig like you made Danny mad and she's never been mad in four years

Women can talk about emotional land it turns to and goes, yeah, you're ruining everything. And so the Naomi's Naomi is like, no, I'm just like, Craig, you're really making me feel awkward. And I think if you continue to do this, then we should separate tonight. Here, here's your phone. Craig, that's your dip. I didn't get to put my phone in your pocket. I'm still holding it. Fine. Hold that over me too. If you continue to disrespect me, I'm changing your ringer to a standard tone instead of that's my lady. Okay. Saying it now. So basically, Landon has just decided to apologize for everything.

And she's like, look, I don't have kids. I didn't understand what I was doing. I didn't mean it that way. And Catherine's like, well, thank you. That's really nice. And so there's suddenly made up. And then Catherine goes, well, this is very fake. But the key part is this, though,

is that Landon is like, I feel like Thomas sometimes uses me as a weapon against you And I don't think that's right. Which is actually true. It's like very true and Thomas is like, what? He has his look on his face like, you know, he was totally blindsided. He's basically outed figure, you know, Landon I added he's basically out it figure you know land and Basically had his number at that moment and so Thomas is like lack of integrity a lack of consistency That's what land is. I'm like, please Thomas. Don't talk about integrity and consistency Yeah, please do you want us to dive into your record the recent and farther behind?

Yeah, and Catherine's like well that's fate because she's tried to trump me. Fuck Tom is fuck shit too. Can't even see. It now. Yeah, girl. It's kind of right too. So then Lannan has basically kind of gotten herself out of this at least with the table, you know, because she's finally apologized for something ever.

And so they're leaving. And Landon takes Thomas to sign. She's like, I'm not picking signs. I'm just saying it's like a big sort of negative energy. And he's picking his teeth while she talks. Yeah, he's like, uh-huh. And we live in a small town. And we need a separate relationship apart from you. Like, we don't have a problem with everyone else. Uh, really? Well, I mean, I do think that Thomas pitted the women against each other.

I do think that, and she's realizing it now, but she shouldn't be explaining it to Thomas like with the hopes that now everything's fine. She shouldn't have to explain anything to Thomas. She should be like, you know what? I never really wanted to be this guy. Everyone was trying to push me into him. Fuck this guy. I'm now that Bill and the show because of him. He's pitting me against Catherine and now I look like the asshole

and everyone in the world hates me. Thomas is talking like in this politician, he's like, well, I think the story was self-serving to advance an agenda and landing us. and landing goes. Okay, well, don't get too shitfaced tonight, okay? It stumbles off. Yeah, meanwhile Craig has a hissy fit at the restaurant as they're leaving. I forget what even one was like, and we're gonna break up tonight and keep doing this and Chaucy's like, Naomi, how do you deal with that? It's ridiculous.

Cam's like, my husband calls me out all the time Camerant hair was so frizzy. I was like damn it must have been really humid because it's gotta be already pretty humid in Charleston and And she keeps it under control there. So it's for it to be as frizzed out there Man humanity am I right everyone guys frizz frizzies guys So basically the rest of this is breakfast the next day where they're all fucking hungover and they show clips of the night before where they all went to some drag club Mm-hmm and shut us away said Thomas is like you let one of them drag things said, Thomas is like, you're like one of them drag things.

Lick you tummy. And so they showed us that. And he's like, oh, I was drunk. It was a lure. Yeah. And then so Landon comes up and she has a she has a migraine and Thomas tells us that like her flip flop. And you know, that's a red flag right there. I'm like, that's the red flag. What about all of your, I mean, you, you have so many red flags. I mean, you look like you're actually a parade in China. Okay. Like don't talk about landings red flag. You look like the entire cast of handmaids tail right now.

Okay. So Catherine, uh, Catherine start, they show the clip of Catherine dancing around on the stage. And she announces when she's done, she's doing like this pole dancer, whatever on the drag stage. And she's like, that's how I'm about pregnant. So every snowden and Naomi and all the awkward people are leaving because they're pissed. And Thomas is like, well, my daughter's going to nutcracker tonight. And I'm like, oh, he's going to go take her skids nutcracker. And Catherine goes, so he's taking her.

And he's like, well, that 19-year-old hot piece of ass, man. And I mean, she's like, wait a minute. She's not allowed to be around my kids. That's in the paper work. Watch it, Bucco. Yeah. And she storms off, mad. And by the way way this kind of probably Also revealed that Thomas was banging some other 20-year-oldest entire time this whole thing with land that was fake But that's the rumor that he's been fucking the nanny

Okay, so you know how they're showing the nanny They said that that's not even his nanny anymore She quit and her daughter became the nanny and he's been fucking the daughter That's the rumors that have been swirling all season So so now so Catherine is annoyed to say the least and she storms off and he's like, I thought you said you changed. She's like, oh, I have. So then he's like bitching about it and he's like, well, it's 20 all girls, far more mature than that.

She's 25 and this one's more mature and then it's like oh god shut up Thomas Honestly, just give it a break. Just stop throwing stones. Just sit back and take it for once Well, she comes off as someone I don't need to waste any more time on her Yeah, yeah, I'm glad that you have the veracity of this that I'm supposed to sit here and take it like Thomas, yeah, I'm glad that you were that you're the Varacity of this that I'm supposed to sit here and take it like Okay, Thomas. Yeah, whatever Thomas. What At the next week Thomas I want to be with a woman who feels privileged to be with me Has every guy on the show said that I mean this is his second time. That's a Craig thing to say Like guys none of you none of you are at that point okay yeah yeah so that

was it for Southern Charm and we'll be back later this week for Southern Charms Savannah which had some pretty funny and kind of crazy moments and until then tomorrow we got a blow deck and mad and then New York on Thursday so you guys thanks as always for listening to us. We love ya, we'll talk to you next time. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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