Watch What Crappens - #483 BelowDeckMed: Hannah and Her Misters

Episode Date: June 21, 2017

Don't ever accuse Hannah of not going the extra mile when it comes to customer service, especially when Jason from Dallas is on board the yacht. Bugsy may not like it, but Hannah's gonna get herself some hawwwt primary action. Meanwhile, Bobby entrances a cougar, Adam has pork problems, and Max does something we don't understand. Just another day on "Below Deck: Mediterranean!" Come listen to our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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what crap ends the podcast about all that crap. Welcome to watch what crap ends of podcasts about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBLOG.com and the band to Blenda. And joining me as always is the wonderful, and handsome, and fair facts avenues, most eligible bachelor, Ronnie Carrom from trashtalktv.com

and RoseprixBatch Bachelor Podcast. What's up? Well, what a prince! What a prince you are, my little mandolkies. Oh, I am so excited to talk about Blow Deck Mediterranean because I am loving this show. It's like one of my favorite things I'm bra Bravo right now. And I'm also loving all the love that the cast has been showing this podcast. I mean we had drinks with Hannah last week which was fabulous. So much fun. I wish we could have had more hours there. But we also been getting so much love on Twitter and social media from the entire rest of the gang. Captain

Sandy, chef Adam, Lauren, Bugsy, Maxard following us. It's really so cool. Yeah, I wish we could have met Sandy last week. She was in town too, but our schedule is just in come up. So we will, we will get you, Miss Sandy, because you will. We will. We will. We'll put up a big plate of brand Zeno and then take a nap afterwards. I'm into it. I'm into it. The show is so funny and it keeps getting, like more stuff happens than I think is going to happen.

Yeah. Yeah. It's true. It's true. Um, should we just get right into it? Should we dive into our yacht experience? You know what? I would love that. Me too. So this week's episode picks up where the previous one left off, which is that they're all

going out in Croatia, enjoying a night off now that the Novotny's have... By the way, even the Novotny's have shown us love. Gosh, gosh, Ken, Kenny Novotny, thanks. But the Novotny's are now gone and... I've known a lot of Kenys in my life. No, a lot of Kenys. They all die every week. It's so strange. But I'm a little South Park reference. So Adam is sulking because he got reprimanded for that whole onion fiasco and he went back to the boat and

that's when everyone's like fucking Adam almost like ruined our tip and Malia's like hey guys a team member is having a really bad night. So maybe we'll just like lay off him for a second. Okay. I love that they're having an argument and split Croatia. It's just a title in it's always so good. Hey team, guys, one of my penis is upset. So can we like get it together? Okay, I stuck up for Adam bye everyone tell them that I do that okay bye I'm not getting rid of my side of spinach with my breakfast you hear me you mother fuckers I have fluttered with him for three weeks to get that spinach in my omelet I am not giving it up now I got a frozen

chocolate mousse if you stand in the way of this I'll blow up this is I'm not going back to Marie calendars, okay? I'm not I have five brothers So she goes back to the yacht and Adam's like hey you came all the way back here just for me She's like yeah, I just want to check in on you. It's like, ah, give me a hug. I really appreciate that. Oh, that's so sweet. Come here. Put your boobs up against mine. Titer. Titer. I've just been sitting here under the fluorescent lighting with cameras in front of me, wondering if anyone was going to come back. You're going to get some baby smashed tomorrow, not the frozen kind. Gross. and then back at the bar Bobby's like, oh, I'm sorry, but if I didn't cook

And it's like you know what he doesn't understand you're replaceable replaceable And I like that max he's going And I like that Max he's going I do I don't know I don't know And then everyone's like hot and bugs he's like what is he on about with mix What are you are

What's the owner about what's the owner about up there what's Max talking about has anyone understood a single word that Max He said all season long. I don't even know he's on this boot So Malia leaves all mad and bugs goes whoa that's a bold statement Malia's Mac and and Wes goes yeah I don't even want to know yeah and Bobby's like what a buzzkill so later Yeah, so I have your saying Max's long speech about Malia, I think that was so good. Yeah, I think he is what Malia is, so go on and off.

She pulls the off. She lets, uh, and then er, goes. Like, what, like, he's like, why is he pulling back a fucking bow in arrow? What is he even talking about? No, I'm seeing a pirate. No one knows what maxes up to it any given time you know He thinks he's working at FA or Schwartz so Hannah is then now talking to Lauren and and basically Recruiting Lauren to her side and she's like you know what I'm getting rather sick of bugs. He's sticking up for Adam You know, I've got rank. She's diminishing my rank and she's not sticking up for me She doesn't in my back, you know, that's the thing bugs it. I don't look anymore

I you know I had a back when her grandson, you know and Lauren's like yeah totally. Thank you so much I had her back What is that even me? What did you save her from after her grandma died? Because they are okay, you don't get a fucking Oscar award Anna But I do love Hannah's manipulation here of Lauren because as we said last week, she's doing the same thing with Lauren that the chef is doing with bugs. Yeah.

Just trying to use them as a weapon against other people. Yeah, it's great. I love it. And Hannah knows how to do it. You know, she's like, oh, I'm a cool chick. You want to spend with me over here alone. So, smoking alone with you. I love you.

All right. Well, I love you too now let's talk about bugs and by the way before we go any further if you agrees with everything you can get gold gold star and your awning rim okay a gold star while I iron wow Lauren Lauren we're having a problem there's a gold star that's been ironed into my shirt and can't get it out You fucking idiot god dammit Lauren when I gave you that gold star. It's for you to put on to your shit. Not on to eye and onto captain Sandy shit Oh, I thought it was a decal no, I said I want you to be a decal next time bugs comes in the room Oh

Okay, great. Yeah, I wanted to prove myself next time, dear, next time. I was born in the hospitality industry. So then we have Adam's what they call blow jobs and a sorority. So Adam and I have to say, Hannah's made it very clear that the reason she's mad at bugs is because after Adam said that thing, bugs he didn't argue with him or come to her and say, Oh, hello, Hannah. When he said that thing about me being the chief stew, I didn't want to be the chief stew. How but didn't have your feelings. I like that she opens up the conversation

so formally. Hello, Hannah. I would like to announce Bugsie. Bugs are for me. So Adam and M and Malia are now kissing over by the hot tub. They're not in the hot tub, they're just kissing by and then there's some fireworks that go off. And I don't know, Adam's just being like, lull, he said to Malia, hey, those the eyes have been missing. Lull. Mm.

And then at one point, they start sort of smooching down the galley and the rest of the gang comes back from from from out from out in the bar. Well, why does she make him a Cosmo? I mean, you're going to you're trying not to lead anybody on, but you're making him the sex in the city drink. Adam makes, oh no, Adam makes Adam makes the Cosmo because that's the last time I had it with sexual with a woman when that show was still popular. He's like Cosmo's Etlgater.

And she goes, does this have any an incident? Yeah. Oh, that's right. He's like, you. And so then their likes were making out and then like West walks by the galley and then Adam's like, so you want to, you want to go after him? Something like that. And like, and I just love West is like, whatever, you got the dick. I got, I got I got kin kin taught if you feel So Hannah Lauren Adam and Malia people come back. Bucsy tells Max Max you practically that bar

And then and I like that Western Bob Bobby are commiserating over their lack of Malia and and and Bobby's like, listen, Wes, just just let the chef have her and Wes is like, but but he's the most disgusting out of all of us. And Bobby, I love that this is a huge mystery now. Boys do not lose well. Okay. Bobby goes, huh? Looks like she played all of us.

Did she, Bobby? Did she? What's she now? Did she red rock you? Did she make you believe that she really loved you, Bobby? He's like, oh, yeah, she played us. What's his like, she did? Will she played me? And I like that he specified that.

He's like, you were never in this, Bobby. Yeah, yeah. I think like her politely demuring like you were never in this body. Yeah, I think like her politely Demuring by you is not her playing you. It's just her trying to make a situation less awkward while you pre- Yeah, well, I feel bad for West because I mean here This is the guy that just hurt the tip I'm like you're gonna hurt your own tip if you keep playing with it so much

Stop just sit down, Bob. Stop thinking about the girls. I mean, I do feel bad for West because he's like the nice guy who always loses girls to the atoms of the world. But you know, how me someone who appreciates him some time, but it's not gonna be Malia. Again, I cannot feel sorry for someone when they just like her because she's the youngest and prettiest. And he doesn't know shit about her.

And again, he saw Adam going for it to it to very beginning. It's just stupid. It's a stupid competition. Like why is someone trying to fuck Hannah or Bugsy? Well, I really, he just needs to drop it and move on to something else. So, uh, so Bugsy then, uh, she's like, she's talking to Hannah and, and, and like, they're sort of like in their bunk rooms and Hannah's walking by and boxed, like,

Oh, I missed my girls and I was sort of hanging out and stuck with all the boys and sort of missed the kids. And Hannah, which is her past the rest of the way, being like, why weren't you hanging out with me? And Hannah's like, Yeah, she's just, you know, everything's a little just confusing with everything going on, you know? It's just, you know, things and just you know things and stuff and both is like Yeah And then Hannah walks away. It was like just this very night night. I could not have a good night. I said all right

I just I love a passive-aggressive encounter where no one's actually seeing anything But the lack of words says everything She's like whale soon enough Lauren should be in here to let you know who soon. What's what? All right, slut. I'm like, I'm just making Hannah O'Poe. It now. And meanwhile, Bobby is like still on his room.

So I'll be like, Oh, I didn't get Malia. And Lauren's like, listen, Bobby, you deserve better, Bobby. I'm like, why are you being so nice? And he was one of being so ob to him? He was one who thinks, oh, no, I'll just do all season. She said, where's his? Or it was Max goes, all the thing is to him to get back on Lauren instead. So funny.

Bobby's like, I'm sleeping under this giant phone just in case Malia calls. I'll have my little face that comes out of my big face, answer it. So next day, Captain and Adam, she's like, so Adam, how's it going? You doing okay, feeling crazy? Wanna skin a cat today?

Are you in the mood to do your work? How's that? How about you wear your off charter pants today instead of those nasty ass? Gap shorts, you got going on there. Yeah, take it, yeah, at a good night's sleep. Hope you didn't have any nightmares about murdering innocent women in the woods. You feeling okay there, Adam? Listen, I want you to be well arrested, but I want your pants to be crisp and awake. Okay, so let's get

out of these shorts, all right? Uniforms never rest. Okay. Yeah, you understand what I'm trying to say. He's like, I think so. I'm on it, captain. All right. Well, you know where I am. You know, I'm so Fickering out the next dingle and chain. I'm gonna use to get Western shape that mother fucker. God damn it. I'm so Confused all these social movements going on because you know, it's always good to get a good nap But everyone says he got to be woke. I just don't know what to do these days woke I just don't know what to do these days. Um, so next day, okay, Malia, Malia's having toast. I don't know why I needed to write that down. Bugsie is, uh, Bugsie is now talking to Wes about Hannah,

how things are weird. She's like, it's a little weird now with Hannah. And he's like, yeah, you know, I think you just have to have a talk and hear shit out. out oh they should do what so the fact in a bit own and he goes none with Hanner by the way I'm sorry I keep turning Bugsie from Daisy to miss Pat more back to Daisy again I don't even know what I'm doing it she's just whatever comes out you know what is honest with her yeah well she feels a bit threatened I think she goes well I'll never

said it. I might be thinking it but I never said it. Daisy! Daisy, you're taking my job away. And Wes says well I think you should have a chat on with you bro. Yeah she's like to thank you. Thanks bro. Why? Why don't they just do it? I think they're cute. They are. They would be really cute. A wuss and bugsy. Wugssy? Wugssy?

Wugssy! She could be like, Nair, Wes, you remember the rules. And he's like, I'm a bat to break him. Oh! He closed the door before the wind stopped bling, bling! It's like the dumbest rules ever. You didn't put your keys in the bowl, who is? I'm a rebel.

Let's do it! I'm the bitater. So, now it's time for the charter meeting. The next charter guest is a guy named Jason Zeagler. And we hear he's one of Dallas's most eligible bachelor's. But clearly, not the most eligible. Because then he would have been on the show. Dallas is most eligible.

But if most eligible, Dallas. Oh have been on the show Dallas is most eligible But it most of the Dallas that wreck yeah, so Hannah looks at the at the photo It was like look at this douchebag. I think I don't want to give it all He's gonna be one of the worst people I've ever seen in my life. I definitely definitely will not want to hook up with him That's for sure. I can tell you right now kept him whatever his preferences are in his sheet if it's my vagina He will not be in it. Mark it then. Oh, look, Captain, he did put my vagina on there. Oh, well, I guess there's nothing he can do.

God, please, the guests nod into it. Can I borrow some lipstick? So, and then his group, they want to have for the last night a light party with a seven course dinner where each dish is a different color. So that should be a challenge. That's going to be Adam's challenge. He has to come up with some stupid things. And they also want to Cuban-inspired beach party. I don't understand why you want to have a white party, but then you want the dishes to be all about colors. It's no white party supposed to be that. It's just nothing but light. And there's always some fat slob like me who's going to be wearing that shit all over his

clothes later. Can I wear patterns during the color party? Please is there anything more? More Suspensable than eating bright colored food during a white party Then the captain's like oh, oh colors Adam you okay with that colors Adam. Are you okay with colors? He's's like, yeah, yeah, I'm great. Just gonna be great. Don't make me become Captain Crunch. Because I'll do it.

He's gonna take a lot of milk to soften me up again once I go into Crunch territory. What is Captain Crunch anyway? Does anyone ever really know what it is? I've eaten bowls of it because I'm a captain and you gotta eat things that that are crunchy when you're a captain but I don't actually know what captain crunch is. Is it corn? I mean what does he even sail on that captain? What's he the captain of crunch? Yeah. Last time I had captain crunch I had it and then I started sailing. Oh I was on captain crunch while I'm sailing. I get it. I like to know the last time captain crunch made an anchor sanctuary. That's what I'd like to know the last time Captain Crunch made an anchor saying, Shuari, that's what I'd like to know. Let's see him do this. Let's see him untangle an anchor.

Okay, Captain Crunch. After a fun sugary breakfast, who's really driving this boat? Captain Sandy or Captain Crunch? Thaw in the way you look at it, really. You know what I'm saying? I'll tell you one thing. I'd like to go take that Captain Crunch out for dinner, Brains, you know, we can enjoy a little cocktail and talk about motor and boats around. So Buxi and Hannah, yeah, Buxi is like, hello Hannah, it's me Buxi, guess second stew. You may remember me from... You may remember me from such events, such as dinner time, when I did better than you, and the other dinner time.

When I also did better than you, can we talk? Hello, Hannah, it's me Bugsie. Otherwise known as the person who knows how to crisply fold in that again. Would you like to have a discussion? Alright, your little Bugsie. fold in that can what you like to have a discussion all right you little box your little bug Z so she's like now listen I just want you to know that you know I support you through and through I mean at least that's what I say I might be thinking something else if you know what I'm saying oh I guess I just said that

so you do know what I'm saying oh weird I'd like to say that I support you like a very happy Brzeeer on a huge pair of floppy boobs that can't keep themselves straight for the life of day. Don't know anything about former general sloppy mess. I want you to know, even though my name is Bugsy, I'm not any sort of gangster, but I will kill it in the cleaning department. It's on there for you. Oh my gosh. So she's like,

oh, Hannah, I like that. Hannah's like, look, you know, I don't like that you guys are getting along so well. And I guess it's easy for you because, you know, he spent the whole chart of going after me. And bugs is like, oh, no, what he said was some professional, but I'm here to be a second, but that's not I felt excluded and she's like that's why That's why that's why and Hannah's like well, it's easier to bitch with Lauren because she's also abused by Adam You know it's like showing it's like going to an AA meeting on purpose was someone who never had to drug her alcohol problem You know what I mean? No For bugs. He's like how dare you you, man. Bugs is like, I'm sorry I couldn't hear what you were saying. I was busy cleaning and doing responsible things

as I second stew should do. Oh, was I wrong? I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to shame you with that. And then she's saying, oh, was Hannah the one who said, I mean, if he was treating Bugs who like that, it would be girl code. Actually, Hannah says that she just just remember that he was treating her like that and she did come to you and you did now in girl code, you were like, tough on up bitch. You're right, that actually did happen to be in the season where bugs is like,

where like, thanks, thanks for not having my back. Yeah, so but basically right now Hannah says that she doesn't think that bugs the answer back and bugs the feels that Hannah's insecure. So great, it's kind of a typical female relationship, right? So now Adam and Hannah have a chat because Adam's, I just want to apologize. I'm sorry if I called you something I didn't mean. I was like, great.

There's a lot of conviction behind that there. And which part? Yeah. There were a lot of things. Was it slet, bitch? The whores you mothered under your breath, I'm sure 20,000 times, which part of that? But you know, good for him.

He does know how to apologize. I love how he's doing. I love how he's doing. And not even looked at him like, well, all right. Because it did, you know, the thing that was worse is you saying in front of my second stew that I should be seconded,

because it diminishes my career. And he's like, okay, his eyes are like popping out of a sudden what's up he's like I said I'm sorry and that's what I meant when I said I'm sorry yeah he's like I genuinely feel bad but let me give you a spoiler alert some lucky lady whose name runs with banana is the intellectual spinach and her omelette tomorrow. You know what I'm saying? I'm really good. After all I did for you!

He's like, normally you're getting spinach and mushrooms. All right, that's just bad go code right there. All right, so I'll see you get spinach and Onions yes All right crew crew crew crew crew. Can you hear me? Yes, we hear you. It's sandy crew. It's a singon. We hear you crew All right crew come up here in all whites and this time I don't mean your sheets Get it. It's a singon I don't mean your sheets get it is this thing on we're laughing They're like candy the up here. Did you just make a KKK Joe because that's really inappropriate? You know that's what I wrote to I wrote get get down to our whites just leave the hoods upstairs

I was like no I didn't know already too white This network So so then it's time for the charge to come and guess what Jason Ziegler is hot Super hot. He looks like a ass What's like a normal person works out a lot. No, he was hot. He looked almost like a tall Jewish Kurt what's his face? You know the football, no, you don't the Quarterback, you know from Arizona Cardinals and St. Louis Rams. Kurt. Are you trying to lose me?

Kurt Warner. Kurt Warner. Yes, still don't know. Although I do love Carcy Warner, who produced Rosanna designing women, uh, or Murphy Brown into designing women. Damn it. The show's going to kill me. So anyway, don't try to deflect off of my football reference with a sitcom reference,

because you know I'm going to go down that path. So either way, this hot guy comes on board and everyone's like, oh, and Hannah's like, he is much hotter than his photo. I'm really enjoying this right now. Then she gives him this very enthusiastic tour of the yacht, you know. Oh yeah. She's like, here's where your bench press me. Here's where.

I don't even know anymore. That's literally how little I work out. That's all I've got. I'm impressed. Here's where you can pull, you can use me as a pull-up bar. Here's where you can just have sex with me. That's a workout position, right? So, here's the blue jaw broom. That's after Pilates, right?

Here's Dan Wood sent Dan Wood Hannah for the yoga. No. Dan Wood books. So um, so Because calling bugs the dog get it guys. So, uh, let me see here. He's side-ying hurt you the whole time. So then we see Lauren and Bugsie working, you know, Lauren's like, I'm ironing. Yeah. And Bugsie's like, oh, how are you? She's, that guy's hot, right?

She's like, well, I don't know because I don't see those sorts of things. I see, is that man happy with my service? I see. Is that man happy with my service? I see responsibility. If that man was hot, I'd get to be some paper and folded up into a fan and go in fear in him. You know what I see. I see me a second stew acting like a first stew while the first stew acts like a fluzy. That's what I see. like a flea see that's what I see so hanna is so jumping on this yes and all the gritties also brought a whole boatload of like leathery bimbos that are never really explained right i didn't actually think they were like that lettery i thought they were yeah they

weren't really explained there were just a bunch of ladies and um uh they're all there and hanna's trying to figure out if any of them are with this Jason Feller and of course all the editing makes this guy just seem like the most Prince Charmingest of the Charmingest Charm Charm Princess and you know he's giving all these nice toasts like same things like you can buy nice things but you can't create memories like this very easily. Am I right, everyone? There we go. Wow, that was so good. Yeah.

That's so true. I'm like, you know that you actually can buy experiences, right? You've actually bought one. You're actually, you're on a yacht on TV. You've literally purchased an experience right now. You can't buy class though. That's the one. So, Mal now. You can't buy class, though, that's the one. So, Malia, Malia, Malia, West, West,

Malia, Malia, West, we're here. Yeah, we have come to the bridge. Yes. So Malia's big day, Malia, I've got a surprise. Yeah, for thought, I'm going gonna kill someone instantly today. Now you can, I'm letting you control the entire boat. Ready to unpark. I was like, oh no. She's like, let's recreate speed two, okay. Head to the land.

All right, we all agree, Keanu's dead, right? Okay, all right, then we're on the same page. Malia, you're gonna unpark, okay. That's what you wanted, right? And she's like, I have five brothers, and all I wanna do is outrank my military brothers. You're not in the army.

Like, I don't think it's the same thing. She's like, actually, I'm not the same thing. She's like, actually, I just wanted a little bit more spinach, but I guess I'll move the yacht. Sure, I'm down. So she starts barking out orders and half of them are incorrect and Max is all confused as he always is every episode Max is like, oh I thought I was flipping my light arm up and I'm not my right arm.

I can't hear it. I don't know what's going on right now. What is it London? I mean, well she's like, all right, here's what you need to do. Get the ass line. I mean the bow line. I mean the starboard. I mean rope. bow line. I mean, the starboard. I mean, rope.

Just get the rope. And he's like, what? And she goes, why is he confused? And he goes, oh, I was waiting for someone to tell me what to do. And the captain was like, what part of starboard bow ass line didn't you understand, Max? So we got him. And I love Malia.

She goes, I like the captain Sandy puts you in a position where you could fail I'm like great. That's what every charter guest wants to hear from their crew Captain Sandy does do that now in a way that is really good leadership because you know She's like mother-hending them and actually teaching them things on the other you might want to explain it first Well, I guess I'm already interrupting this hot-tabourgy, but we may have hit an iceberg because I put Bobby in charge of the steering wheel for three hours.

So we're going to be sinking now and we have to get on to our lifeboat. So I can iceberg, why are we glistening iceberg? Well, like I said, we've been traveling for a few hours and we may have gone to the Arctic Circle by accident. I thought we're going to eat reatexie, we're going to the Arctic, see? I wanted to give this here a yada chance to make it through the iceberg. I said, you want to try it, but it said, I'll do it.

We're all going to die, but at least Bob is going to die smarter. You want to blanket? You want to blanket? It's getting a little cold up here in the Arctic. Yeah, everyone might want to go down for a nap. You're a blanket? It's getting a little cold up here in the Arctic. Yeah, everyone might want to go down for a nap. You're going to need it to die. So, um, uh, so then Malia does something. She's like, okay, I'm just going to push this crank or whatever.

And then send you like, not yet. And then it's like, commercial. And it comes back. Send you like, no, not yet. You got to do this one instead. It's like, oh, okay. I'm like that commercial break for that And then she goes all good on parking, Molly. Yeah, she goes. Yeah, nailed it. So upstairs Hannah's like, this is what we call champagne Galsus like yeah, he's like, you know what? Why don't I serve myself so that I don't want to put you out, you know, poor little innocent little flower.

I don't want my little flower lifting things. And she's like, that's my name. I'm here to save you. I'm here to save you. Oh. And one of the girls is like, what's that girl's name? She's cute. Yeah, that girl's really cute.

Yeah. Hey, what's that one's name? And then they said, so Bobby pulling up a rope. And when a girl goes, oh my God, he could give me a manicure. Mm-hmm. Or Bobby, it's like, first, he can't get mulea. Then everyone's just assuming he's gay

because he works out so much. So good. Well, I think when she said the manicure it meant that she's maybe she meant like, I'm going to be scratching my nails and his back and hard sex. Is that possibly what she meant? I hope not because that's basically just evidence in a rate case like I watch law in order. I don't know who would call that a manicure or it's someone living out the Atlanta stream. That's what I say. So, okay, I just assumed they thought he was gay because he worked at it first but then later we're like you're straight. Yeah I'm mama. I actually didn't hear the manning for a comment I'm just Conjecturing because it doesn't make sense because she was into Bobby and I don't think that she ever thought he was gay

Well, one of the mysteries of the sea everybody there you go. There you go everybody. There you go. There you go. Anyway, so they're doing the stern tie again, which is that thing where they put two things, two chains out on rocks and they're going to make a sanctuary. It's like what Sandy's been trying to do. This is like her great like was at the white whale. She has been trying to get this right all season long. So they're going to be doing all. And we all remember what happened at the end of that, right? Uh-huh. Moe B. Dick doesn't end well. Do not chase the white whale, okay? Do not.

And then down in the galley, Adam is cutting chopping onions and he's like, oh, it's so good to be chopping onions again and Tindy is like, don't joke about the onions, Adam. It's not a funny thing. Onions not hilarious, okay? Let's keep that to ourselves, buddy. He's like, he's like, he's going to use a wire to make your cry because they're not full. onions not hilarious, okay? Let's keep that to ourselves, buddy. He's like, he's gonna be so glad to make you cry, because they're not.

I love the chain trauma. I was just laughing so hard, and then they're going up to the big cliffs, and one of the girls goes, look at those cliffs, you don't have that in Oklahoma, but that is where we should have us started. Maybe we should tell Bobby we're friends of Dorothy. Hahaha.

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They want him. Wes and Malia are like flirty wrestling in the kitchen. They're saying I'm like, it's all March sims and it Hannah and Dallas so Hannah's serving everybody something and she goes up to Dallas and she's like well You know we're gonna have a dinner party and a cute party does that work for you? Yeah, don't turn her into Jennifer Tilly She was the two talking to him like your whisper.

He's what we're gonna do by you. Oh, time. Time. Time. Time. Time. Time. Time. I need bigger things. Half of the therapists don't have a monologue. He don't make sense. I need a bigger role. He don't make sense. I mean, it's in a roll. It's called ad-libbing. So, uh, yes, they're studying there.

I have this Cuban party on the beach, etc. And I just want to mark where we're halfway through the show. And Jason is still not taking off his shirt, which is totally inappropriate, not fair. Don't approve. But Hannah goes out of her way to tell us that, or she's telling someone, but I think it's telling us that she would never hook up with the gist, you know, but if anyone would tempt me, it'd be this going.

All right. I was watching this oddly. Anyway, I was taking notes on two things at once. I got some of my notes confused in my other recap. So when we get to party, I missed shady handheld work. Here's Dallas asking her for a drink. Bugsie gets mad and says it's completely unacceptable. Will you tell me because I'll have to go back to the top of the page to read them. So in the birth of those completely off. Sounds like So, another breath of my soul. It can go completely off. Sounds like you, those are like lots of things that happen but at different parts.

So I, I don't know. I don't know if you were having scrolling issues and you tied it to it early. Okay, you got it. Yeah, that's what I did. Okay, you got it. The next part is that they're on the beach. They've set up this Cuban thing and like, you know, Hannah and Jason are just met for each other because Hannah is like, you know what I think would be a great idea.

Well, if we did shots of Spice from, so she pour shots and she's like bringing them over, Jason comes over, he's like, oh, oh my God, I was totally gonna say we should do shots and I was coming over to say we should do shots, but you're here with shots. She's like, on it, on a, we're just perfect. This is like a meat cut except we've already met and we're already cute. If you know what I'm saying, have a short, uh, hey, this show, it me, yeah, show at me.

I like when they were, I like when they showed him, he's like, yeah, I'm smoking a cigar, yeah. And she's, she's a smoker, you know, and it's really lovely when people who both smoke find love. Yeah It like takes out that whole awkward step. It's what that Rihanna song is about We found love in a hopeless place and then she burned up in a bed. So there you go. Like don't listen to Rihanna So meanwhile, there's this we're introducing for killing the romance bed. I

Have to always because this is a boat dammit, and we have to say professional, okay? So Max, speaking of romance, Max is in his room, and they're like, let's give Max a storyline for once. So he's like, oh my girl, my girl, she can't be visited on Tuesday, she's talking to my girl, talking to my bed. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

She's like, I don't know what you're saying, but so, best of all, the same story. You just told me the whole story, I don't know what you're saying, but so basically at the same store in the whole school just tap on the speaker I can't, I'm just, why are you going to come there? I'm doing that man, just keep tapping, darling, I can't touch this man. Is this my boyfriend or is a moose prank calling me again? It would be just better, it would be better than Monday if you could come. It's like I don't know what you meant, but maybe I'll see you soon. I'm so related to her.

So then it cuts to Hannah who's fixing her boobs and putting lipstick on for this guy. Yes. So funny. I haven't seen Hannah like this before. Yeah. It's, I feel like maybe one time last season she was all, you know, horned up for something. It's night time now.

And now, you know, Max is telling Bobby that, he's saying that Bobby and Malia is saying that, like his girlfriend's coming. He's like, so how about you two get together and we can have a big double day. And they're like, you know, Bobby's like, great idea, but he is like, uh, begging.

Begging. Begging. He's like the dogs on the begging strip. It's commercial. great idea but So then all the ladies I actually was loving the ladies on this on this charter because you could tell they were drunk and having a great time They're going they're just getting up and everyone's business They're like going into the galley Pestering at it. Yeah, but I got that tour up downstairs cuz they all decided that they're gonna fuck Bobby, okay? Yeah, well, there's one girl this one girl wants Bobby because Gina because she's the single one and they're like, hi Bobby She's like, he can time me up any day, you know, like I'm really good at that. Yeah, you should see what I did to the anchor's last week Did I get it?

But here's the thing though, I thought that Cougar was totally hot and I'm like, Bobby, you should, you know, like that's, that is a good option for you. Why not enjoy some Cougar action? Bobby not only doesn't have privacy, he's also sleeping under the phone. Like there's no way to win. You know what I mean? Like how's he gonna get away with that? So, and it's dinner time.

Oh my, my, oh, babby. And also you're not supposed to do that, but dinner, no it's dinner time. Oh I thought they were going downstairs. Not quite yet, not quite yet, but it's dinner time now. And they are eating all this food. And then I wrote down a note here which felt very important for me at the time. It's probably less important now, but when I was looking at this guy,

he was reminding me of Bill Ransick. Ransick, Bill Ransick, is it Ransick or Ransick? Oh, gross, from a practice. Yeah, but I was like, I feel like this guy is fulfilling the hot promise that Bill never delivered. Like I always felt like Bill Ransick should have been like hotter than he was, but he never really was. But this guy's given me like a hot version of Bill Ransick, so I appreciate that. Man.

Yeah, I mean, to make this guy even more boring, you compared them to Bill Ransick. I know, I just thought I made a lot of the guy win. I just couldn't leave him being, you know, compared to Bill Ramsey. I mean, I just thought I'd make a lot of the guy win. I couldn't leave him being compared to Kurt Warner. I needed to. I needed to. So now after the mob, going, God, I just can't believe. Like, Malia, I can't get Malia to pay attention to me for two seconds. But now all these cool girls after me, what's up?

They understand leagues. Okay, that's What's up? They understand leagues. Okay, that's what's up. So dinner. This beef is fascinating. I didn't do that. Someone said this beef is fascinating. And then the nerdy guy with the foe hawk, who at first I liked, but then I hated later, but he's's like I can't wait to see what they do with the different colors right so well that's at the color dinner this is the Cuban dinner and so uh... so then after dinner this is when the all the guests are now are getting really drunk and Hannah's having like flirting with them and they keep showing everyone else working

except for Hannah as she's like pouring drinks and mixing up with the gas and they're having fun and I like me to make it cause my Dallas look good everyone just drops sex in the city Okay, it's over and if that show still makes you horny just Google Sarah Jessica Parker make it stop Well, at least it wasn't an espresso martini So now the guests are like we want to go to the guest quarters and so the coos go downstairs They find Bobby and they're like oh We keep stalking you how hilarious This is like down Abby

Now bags like bags kill I love when they said this is like down Abby I know it's a tiny tiny kitchen on a boat. Yeah. And it's also it's also a quiet reminder that they are the upstairs of the upstairs downstairs relationship. Oh my god. How cute you guys are like our servants. How funny. Where's O'Brien? Yeah. You're not upstairs when you can have someone rent a boat for you. Okay. Do you people not understand clause? I love that guy down now be the butler. Oh, yeah. Well if you insist mom Bates not up it's it is bit no beats is the valet. Oh, I hate beats Whatever the guy is the butler. I forget his name. I love I love the bottom of my

I have to look it up because I know people are gonna get mad They're gonna be like no, they're gonna be bang. I think you're both baits. No baits was no baits was baits and Anna remember everything was always like I'm not have murdered my wife and I might not have not gonna really tell you because then it would But did you do it, Bitt? That was, I think when I stopped watching that actually. Well, I mean, Bitt's always had the worst story lines. It's like, I can't walk, I can't walk. What guess what?

We're gonna give you a special surgery. It's like, I can walk now, but I may have killed someone. Oh no, but I didn't get that made it. I made it love with him and I write, what was her name? The maid who was in love with him was so desperate. I was like really I lock him because the smile that may one time I'm like dude get some standards then he lambs then he murders somebody and she just gets more and more and there's like another murder

situation is like okay Anna should have gotten at me I don't think she did but the season went and I should have gotten some self-respect. Well, you know, I was like, I like that you got stopped in there. No, the reason why I got stopped is because what I was going to say she was going to have gotten the Emmy for based on what you just said would have made what I said. It just would have sounded all terrible. Oh, I stopped it. No, I stopped it because it would have,'m not gonna explain why it would have sounded bad It just would have sounded bad and I'm like you know what thank you Not to go down the road I'm with my interrupting

Love to learn everyone wants to hear my grand theories about why she deserved an Emmy, okay, so It's all ruined now Anyway, I'll tell you what's really ruined. Jason's cell phone because it's hot tub time. He finally took off his shirt and gets in the hot tub and guess what? His phone is in his back pocket and I totally got ruined. And he such a gentleman didn't even want to bother Hannah with having a put in rice. Oh, he's also that rich.

That he's like, well, whatever. I'll get another one. I'm like, I'll be putting that shit in rice right away Yeah, he's like I have a drone bringing me one will be fine. So Dallas blah blah blah and bugs is dumbfounded bugs He's like I never heard of a chase Steve leads with a charter geese. Okay. Thank you. That was my queue line to go back up in minutes I've never heard of this. It's completely acceptable! I'm like, I just sort of assume everyone has to flirt when you're, I think if you are cooped up on a boat, you should flirt with whoever you want, but you gotta do it in a cool

way. You can't be like Danny from last season. You gotta like... Oh, Danny was, yeah. Danny, if he just was subtle, he would have been okay. I mean, Hannah's not being that subtle either, but at least she's like, all right, let's go to the side, Dick, no one's watching, you know, even though we're mic'ding on camera, like she's being semi tricky. But I like that Hannah also puts out there exactly what she's looking for without being too much. So he goes, so Dallas is kind of fascinating. By the way, D'Aloha, he's like, so how long you've been doing this? And she's like, well, it's been seven years, but it might be time for a different ride, which is both saying, I'm going to ride your dick.

And also I'll let you take care of me. I don't need to be this. I'll marry you. I'll move to Texas or Oklahoma or wherever you're Texas, Dallas. She's like, I'll give a life of luxury to live in your town. But I'm just a bucky going. I'm just, I'm just, don't found it by this. You know, the thing is this, here's the difference between Hannah and Danny. If we're going to talk about it, like, you know, unprofessional behavior, both unprofessional, I would say in terms of like the 30 I suppose the difference is Danny is low ranking and he didn't know what he was doing and he was the the newbie and he wasn't doing his job And he was also truly falling in love he was like he felt like he had forged a connection with this tilted

Tilted-killed girl also a problem and he was like making out with her when he needed to be working You're just you haven't earned those those ranks if I feel like if you were if you've made your way the top You're allowed to sort of some mums maybe Be a little unprofessional like that. You know if you're doing your job if you're being responsible and You know like maybe there's a Dalian's that's okay Well like in everything in life if you don don't get caught, it's okay. But he's just too stupid. Also the big difference is that he was going

after some young hoe model on the boat. That girl wasn't the primary. Dallas is the primary. And if Dallas says he don't want beats, you don't give him beats. And if he says he wants Hannah, you give him Hannah. And if he says he wants to do a red M&Ms And if he says he wants to read M&Ms, yeah, you only give him a hand a job.

Well, I agree. And on top of that, also that when they were like, Danny, you can't do that. He was like, but why? Like, but we have a connection. I don't, I just don't get it. It's not fair as, you know, if someone reprimands Hannah, I'm sure she'll be like, oh, no, it's totally inappropriate.

I'll have my fun, but I'll never do it again. I'm sorry. Good boy. Yeah, which she totally would do it again. And who wouldn't I mean? Look, that's a unicorn the guy that came on this. He is rich, hot warning the rancic. Okay. Yeah. Why would you not jump on someone who could hand you the keys to the boat instead of the mop for it? You know, the man so wealthy, so wealthy he doesn't have to put his ruined cell phone in a bowl of rice.

Because he knows he'll just get another one. Yeah, that's not just a fuck, that's a future. As man! So the next day, you know Jason's talking about his cell phone again, they're clearly, this is clearly an important point because the producers like zoomed in on the phone, they highlighted it, they're talking about it again. Based on the previews, it looks like it has something to do with the iPad that Bugsy is showing.

So this is something that's gonna come back, okay? So Hannah is like taking the guests off the boat, so that way Adam doesn't fuck up dinner, so it won't be distracted. And now they're all setting up for the white party. And it's like like balloons stuff like that Bobby of course Bobby's Face sucking out the helium funny, so then the caption comes down. She's like whoa

Surprise Adam, it's me, Captain Sandy. It's okay, Captain. So... Killed any small animals today for fun? No. Good. Good, so you're feeling okay? Yeah. All right, well, I noticed you on this list that there's at least two people who don't like seafood.

What are you going to do, Adam? And he's like, Give him an alternative. And she goes, all right. My job here is done. Ha ha ha. And then they cut to Hannah taking a nap, basically, while Bugsy is preparing for the white party.

And Bugsy's like, when I worked on a yacht, and I was making a party for Santa Pay, we had ice sculptures crang onto the yacht. I neither thought about taking a leap, but he is Hannah taking a leap. Don't the ward when I was chief still. We did huge parties.

We would bring in flowers and have people deliver in elephants. There was once a little person who put a zankle in his mouth and rolled down a hill into a fire. I'd never have time for an app. We put a horse spaceship on the yacht. Imagine that, a spaceship on a yacht. I didn't take a nap for the heat. One time when I was teaching you, we had a primary, he had a crust complex.

I literally found a way for him to walk on the water. On the water! One time when I was a chief stew, we found a black hole on the yacht. It was a literal black hole, and if you went near it, you got sucked into it. No one ever saw you again. I did not take a nap, not for one moment, while I decorated that black horn, me it looked pretty. Kate Middleton was on here when I was chief steward, she was just a shopgirl, and she said bugs I'd love to marry a king. And I found a re-king! This would not do you I'm here to please, ya! I could never have napped.

One time, when Kate Middleton came back she brought her grounds, you know, you know Queen Elizabeth and Queen Elizabeth was like, this is such a funny yacht, but I wish someone would create a story about my childhood. So I went and I wrote an entire play about Queen Elizabeth's childhood and then guess what? I optioned it to Netflix and there you have it the crown and did I nap doing any part of the crown? No, and Ashley from Southern Charms Savannah comes crawling up the side of the boat Kate Middleton is mine If I'd taken a nap I never would have seen that crazy pull person climbing up the side of the boat I'm not taking a nap. I never would have seen that crazy pool person climbing up the side of the boat. Some bugs in Adam. Adam's like, do da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da time put other plate on the list. My work here is done. So Adam dances to the counter and he's like, I'm taking Malia on a date. And possibly Ed McMahon, if he'll return my

calls. We're out of star search, if you know what I'm saying. White party. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. So everybody comes and I guess it's like, how about this is fantastic and I was like, thanks. She just woke up and didn't do any. Yeah. Yeah. Jason's like, how about this is fantastic. And I was like, thanks. She just woke up and didn't do any. Yeah. Yeah. Jason's like, wow, all the details, this part, you're great.

Every, like the columns, you guys really kid it and then Hannah's like, well, you know, we want to always have a spectacular time. And I did it all not myself. There you go. Listen, if I've gotten any pride, I'll swallow. You know what I'm saying, Adam? He's like, yeah. I'm like when he said that attention to detail, because he's like, like, you have

balloons, but how you tied some of the balloons to the railings? I mean, wow. Okay. Wow, what an eye you've got. I mean, the glass beads on the table. Wow. Wow. So, like, he's like, oh, hello there, Adam. So, you've got some food ready. I don't know if they're ready. I didn't know. And he's like, well, 9 o'clock is what I was told. And I'm very nice now.

So, I'm not calling anyone a whore. And she's like, oh, see you. Nappy, nappy bedtime. Thank you to our ridiculous. And the editors are not helping because they keep showing Hannah. They keep like those show Hannah leaning on something or smoking. But then they'll cut to her and she's holding five plates. I'm like, right? You're making it sound like she was never down there. Obviously she went down there to get plates. Well, also we had a whole season last year where she was a totally responsible two. So we're suddenly

supposed to believe that she's not responsible. Like we know what she's about. So. Well, she says at one point in this episode with Lauren, because Lauren's like, I just like, well, this happens. No, this happens later. It comes up shortly because.

I'll hold it, I'll hold it. Yeah, because the first scandal that happens at dinner is that they, is that Bugsie and Hannah come up with plates and then Hannah's like, Bugs, you didn't clear the plates? You didn't clear the plates? Bugs is like, no, no, no, no. So they have to clear the plates. It's just like, you know, a huge scandal on this show and a down-down to Abby, to be honest. And then later on, like, it's like the time for the next course. And Hannah turns the bugs, he goes, it cleared the plates, yeah. Bugs just gives you this

look like fuck you, of course. I know, because I'm not sure who to believe because they keep show like after that They show Hannah and Lauren talking on the side smoking Bitching about like They're showing bugs the clear and deliver the plates So that can't be editing because they literally weren't helping her or they would have been on yeah I don't know it's weird. I don't know who to believe. Yeah. But I did love that part because Hannah's like, all right, we've delivered a couple plates. Lauren, you want to smoke?

Yeah. So they go smoke and learn, like, you know what? It's really hard for me because it's like having two chief staves, which you know is just going to set Hannah off. Yeah. So Hannah does. And I like that Hannah said said well, you know, it was my fault Because I gave her too much responsibility Which is true because bugs is like all do it and Hannah's like all right taking a nap Oh, it's kind of dogs to cigarettes today, and I'm gonna fuck a dude. I want to be shit Yes, so

but just prior to that though there was like there's still serving the food and I liked For some reason this cracked me up when they served some sort of beat dish Oh, cuz the for one of the meat replacements or the seafood replacements Instead of getting ahituna people got beats and this one I goes I've never had a beat before in my life I'm like sir, you're not a pro-house. Yeah, okay, fo-hawk, please be quiet. So then, then what did he say? He's like, oh well, I wonder what they're gonna do

for green, because we've already had a sparigus. You're a commentary from the point. Yeah, from the fo-hawk guy. How about you just quiet down over there? Yeah. We already got creed. Never. I don't know what we're gonna do.

What is this, a beat? Never had a beat. Yeah, that would never happen. So then the big scandal is that the Cougar who's into the Cougar who's into Bobby, she gets served something, there's like a pork thing or a bacon, prosciutto or something, a pancetta, and she's like, I'm sorry, but I said no pork products. Thanks. So they have to like take it away, but apparently she never wrote it on her preference sheet that she didn't want pork, you know? So they bring her those new bowl of rice, like white rice

and she's like, um, could I just get a grilled chicken breast, please, thank, that's all. So they make her- And when she gets that, she's like, this is a salty, I can't even eat it. I'm's like, this is so salty, I can't even eat it. I'm like, that you're so salty, Bobby can't even eat you. Like what, you're gonna get your dick taken away

and just turned into a total nightmare. Well, I like that Hannah, I got some mad at her. She's like, plastic fanchiistic, she's fucking dumb. She doesn't know how to fucking run. Like, ooh, there's that, there's that season one Hannah that we miss. And Adam's like, she's ruining my redemption meal. And the captain's like, she's watching him

and she mows to bugs. He's he okay. Have you seen him threaten any birds or small, screwing animal type things, give that to side? And bugs just shrugs to their. She's like, I'm not getting involved in any of this anymore. Fuck all of you guys. Yeah.

So then after dinner, Jason wants a photo with Hannah and they're like very, very chummy. And then he like goes into his room and then she's like, oh, Jason, Jason. And then she runs, she like skirkeys across the boat. And then we see a door closed and we hear that She goes you need assistance You're as it's Stance is so good. Yeah, Hannah is not very subtle also. They showed her Taking a shot Like as this scene started where they were all taking shots. They show her down a shot and then she goes like as this scene started where they were all taking shots they show her down a shot and then she goes um does anyone want to do one of these shots I heard they

were good just heard just heard but I heard they were good. I think they just showed us Hannah taking a shot. Oh so thoroughly entertaining love love this show I can't wait to see what happens next. So that's it for Crap Up for a below deck med. And since it's Wednesday, Ronnie, it's one of our favorite segments of the week. It's time for the Crapins listener spotlight. Okay, this week, oh wow, we've had a lot of these already. This one is going to be good old Colleen. Okay, ready? Oh, and before I launch it, if you are new to the podcast,

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Colleen. Hey Ben and Ronnie this is Colleen Landult from Ashburn, Virginia, home of the very first of Monique's five homes. I'd like to first start off by saying the grand dom of grape falls is actually Miss Linda Carter, the one and only Wonder Woman in my opinion, Mills, but look at that if you like. My watch or cap and journey actually began all the way back in 2005 when I began reading Ben's Big Brother 6 Recaps and I remember thinking that I had finally found my people.

So naturally as one does, I stalked Ben on my space and tried sliding right into his DM and despite my horrible Gator and probably psychopathic behavior, Ben actually took the time out of his day to respond and couldn't have been nicer as he politely rejected my advances. So a few years later, when Ronnie took over TV gasm, I was fully prepared to rebel and absolutely dislike him. But alas, Ronnie, you of course won me over with your wit and your charm. Being around the same age as you guys, my favorite parts of the podcast are often not bravo-related.

There's really no empty nest or another world reference that is lost on me. And I kind of feel like it's our little in-joke. But on a serious note, which is not always easy for me, I wanted to let you guys know that you've gotten me through many dark times over the last few years. So don't ever underestimate what a simple laugh can do have gotten me through many dark times over the last few years. So don't ever underestimate what a simple laugh can do for someone who's going through

a trying time. I am truly grateful for all of the content and joy that you've brought me and all of us in this whack of you watch or crap in this family. I wish you both tremendous success, but of course not quite enough that you ever get too big to continue this podcast. I really love you guys. Bye. Hi Colleen. Colleen, we love you. Colleen has been around for EVZ and it feels like we know you in real life because we've known you on the internet for so long. Yeah, super cool to actually hear your voice calling and that was so unbelievable. I am, every single time I'm always flabbergasted when people tell us these ways that we don't

even think about how we are affecting people. Which I'm not trying to say in a narcissistic way, like look at the good we do. It's just shocking, because again, to me, it's just I'm sitting here on Skype talking to you, Ron, and just shooting the shit, you know? And it's always surprising to me how like, you know, our silly shadiness, how it can really, you know,

be, you know, helpful to people during serious times. And so we are really, I think we're really honored that we were able to, we're able to help people through their, through their dark times, etc. So, bam. Colleen, that was the sweetest fucking thing ever. Yeah, sweetest fucking thing. And the people who are, to people who are new, and to people who have been around forever. We know who you are. We've been reading your comments for years. We Have always read our own comments. We don't have anybody helping with that stuff. So

We've known you guys for years too and we fucking love hearing these. It's crazy to have like a voice in a story with Colleen Yeah, it's it's really unbelievable and it's also super cool that we've already had 17 or 18 these Listeners spotlights and you know and there's still some more to come over the next few weeks, so super super awesome stuff Totally enamored with everyone. So guys guys group hug We're gonna be back tomorrow for some real housewise in New York City. Would you believe it? Would you believe it? We're getting another episode tomorrow. So excited! Guys, thanks so much. We'll talk to you later. Bye! Bye!

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