Watch What Crappens - #486 Larry Sims & Emily Moses: Invite Only Cabo

Episode Date: June 26, 2017

Invite Only Cabo’s Larry Sims (@LarryJarahSims) and Emily Moses (@MosesMakeup) join us to talk behind the scenes dirt on the show. Huge questions are answered, but the biggest is: What are Emily’s delicious nails made out of? We had a great time and laughed our asses off with these two. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi, Ben. Hi, what's going on? Well, happy Monday, my little friend. Happy Monday. Yes, happy Monday. What a way to start off the week with a very special episode, huh? Guys gather around, split our arms around each other. We got a really good interview with Emily and Larry

from invite on the Cabo. Yes, we talked to them last week and we had so much fun, so much fun that Emily, I think, got fired from her job in the middle of it. I know. Because she was on her job. You'll hear it all. But more importantly than that, and you should stay tuned for that interview because it's super fun

But more importantly than that we have an announcement to make because watch our crap ends is turning 500 in about Two weeks and change, okay? Okay, yeah, so we wanted to do something big for our 500 We were gonna have a party. We didn't really know what to do. Yeah, but then wanted to do something big for our 500. We were gonna have a party. We didn't really know what to do. But then this opportunity came to us on July 19th, the actual day of our 500th anniversary. So we're gonna just take it.

We're gonna do it. Yeah, we are going to celebrate our 500th show with a live show in New York City at the Gotham Comedy Club. New York City. New York City. I'm so excited. This is going to be our biggest date that we've played. There's a lot of seats. So we're telling you now because you got to go buy those seats. Don't make us look dumb. Yeah. Well, you know what? Also, our LA show that we did last month sold out in only a few days. It was really quick.

And we've never done a New York show. We have New York. We have a huge amount of followers in New York. And we are constantly being asked to perform in New York. So now is a chance to be living New York, Jersey, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, wherever else. The entire tri-state area and beyond. That's right. Now is your chance.

We will let you know as soon as the tickets go on sale, we'll have the link. But we want to announce it today, because we want to give you a lead time to get involved with some crap and 500 celebration. And maybe if we can pull enough strings, we can get some special guests to come join us. Oh, yeah, we'll be making some calls. So yeah, any housewives out there want to come talk to us. Yeah. And you're listening to this but pretending you don't just email us. Yes, please do. And we hope if you're in New York that you'll come and you'll see us because we we've had so much fun doing these in LA

And we did one in Austin too. We've had so much fun That you know, I just can't wait to do it in New York. Yeah, we know you're out here. We need our East Coast peeps Yeah, we've gotten to meet a lot of people in our home places So it's gonna be super exciting to meet you guys So we'll let you know when those go put the end of the week. And in the meantime, let's just enjoy this interview with our new friends, Emily and Larry guys. That's right guys, go listen, it's fun. They're killing me Larry.

We're here with Larry and Emily from invite only Cabo, which is one of the pleasures on Bravo. Guys, welcome to watch our crap ends. Hey, crap ends, I love a good crap end. Yeah. Oh, guys, welcome to Watch Your Crappens. Hey. Happens. I love a good crap. Yeah. Welcome to my world of Emily Mos.

Enjoy. I have some wonderful, Larry stories for you anytime. I'm like very jealous that you guys got to go down to Cabo for four weeks and send that palatial mansion and just get finger nails, you know, that's like the dream. Fighting, fighting, spitting. You just did some catering girl. No, I'm actually picking out a guacamole line.

And also, and also a nail line. We were one of the big, beautiful nail line. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, you should come out with Wacomole and then just have little chips shaped like nails. Yeah, yeah. They're making for this stomach and

all organic and very california, you know, or you know, crunching Wacomole. Well, that brings me to my first question. What are those nails? Because like gel nails, you can't just, you can't just eat off gel nails, okay? Like I, it sounds like you know a lot about this. I mean, I'm curious because I'm a nail bider. And when I see yours, I'm like, those are some big thick ass nails. So what

are they? How do you get them off like that? I'm Australian. Come on. I'll go home. We go in, go in. I have very my path. I'm Australian, come home. We go in. We go in. I have very strong teeth. Actually, this is actually even more pressing question, more than the press on nails question. I knew that one. So you're Australian, but your accent is not like classically Australian.

It's to us, it sounds Eastern European too. Do you, are you from Australia? I think I know. I'll tell you what happened. I was born and raised in Australia. I finished school in Denmark, moved to Japan at 19, where I lived for five years. And I've been to 36 countries in the interim in New York for 20 years, and then here for six. So I have one principle, and that is I try to speak so that you can just understand me because I hate to repeat myself.

So there you go. There you go. Boom. That's it. It's been fully just bastardized by all these country melting pot of accents. Yeah. I'm I'm I'm the boss of old bastards. Are you going to tell me what your nails are? I wasn't just joking.

I'm I'm serious. I'm sorry. I bow guard of that question. No, I want to know what I think I need to get at least some sponsorship from from kids. Well, this is the way. The KISS nails have been my good friend. I don't know if they've been my good friend, I think.

Actually, they might have worked against me a little bit. But yeah, KISS nails are the ones that you get a mess. You get a mess or you get them at right anywhere. They're like seven bucks. And then, and they don't break your teeth when you bite them off. Oh, yeah. It's a good thing. No, no, no. It, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no like it was like she went to Walmart. You get like the ball pack. I got your first life.

You got the ball pack. My Lebanese grandma used to have a closet like that. Yeah, I'm a half eat. So she used to have a closet full of everything she would get it pick and save, which is now big last. A closet. And they're grabbed something if we were good little honey's, you know, that reminds me of the collection. I love I love it. Oh my god. I come with you said that you're holding you guys have

like you do you guys have like a preferred mani petty spot here in Los Angeles I go to pass in nails and whatland hills by my house I'm low passion nails of course you do that. I'm very. That's very passion. Passion. Passion nails. That is passionate about everything. That's why we love it. Even. That's why we have passion nails. Where do you go Emily for your nails? That's a great question actually.

We've never gone for a man who petty together. I know. I'm sort of in the market. I love butter. I love butter. It's right in my house. Oh, that's where I went. Oh my god.

We must be neighbors. I went to butter like a month ago. I don't know. Together. Girl, I will do that. We're all neighbors. I'm not even joking. I'm I'm a little told my boyfriend today. I need to get a petty. And I I probably will wind up a butter later today. Oh my God. How about date? Let's have a date. Oh, we can go to better get our nails and then go over to Chipotle for some guac across the street.

We're thinking to miss spend nailsa-lister, the scoop, right? Maybe go the Verizon store in the same complex. Oh, that's my, that's my carrier too. I've been with Verizon for something years. Look at that. Yeah, my clothes are over at CrownClean right now. Why do you change in your parking? That's the good thing we live in the same building right now.

The podcast is coming from inside the building. I know, right. We're on the same building right now. The podcast is coming from inside the building. I know. We're all five. I'm feeling jelly. You know, you know, my home is your home, Larry. Yeah, you're wise not to say Ronnie and Ben, we'd be over there right now. You guys, how long did this show shoot for like two weeks? It felt like a year and a half.

Yeah, but I know we were there for four weeks. Well, actually, we would have five weeks and a 20. We did a week and a free production pre-interviews. And then actually, we were there for four weeks in the house. But then actually, no, it was longer than that. Because I left. You left me. I left you. You left me.

You fucking left me. I have the first one to ditch the trip. I was like, get me the fuck out of you. In Larritz defense, I don't even, too loud. I'm sorry. It's getting here. OK, I'm sorry, guys. I'm on a shoot right now with Chris and Cavalierie

and the owner of. Oh my god. How do you bury the lead that you were during the presence of Chris and Cavaliery and the owner of oh my god how do you bury the lead that you were you're in the presence of Chris and Cavaliery oh my god okay wait wait wait wait I just got in trouble I just got in trouble because I'm so loud with you guys and I'm even upstairs away from the shoot and they're like you're just ruining entire audio oh no and it's the owner of Chinese wonder the shoes and he's hilarious, but anyway, I can't feel for it. I'm gonna bring it down a notch, but I'm right here.

Wait for the record. Watch our crap and says now infiltrated a Kristen Cavalar issue. This is a huge accomplishment for the podcast. Oh my god. Oh, I can say I'm gonna get famous and rich soon because I'm obviously not gonna have a career for long Well So in my only cabo. Okay, so questions here lots of questions in my brain So you guys were down there for weeks Larry you probably you you couldn't apologize anymore

You had just leave because every episode you're like I'm sorry. I had no idea. I'm sorry Why did you leave Larry? What the hell? Okay, well, I had no idea. I'm sorry. Why did you leave Larry? What the hell? OK, well, I left one time. I left because I had a contract date. I'm spokesperson for Swarchkov Products, Smooth and Shine, it got to be in Gliss. We're launching where we already launched a new shampoo

and conditioner line in the state. So I had to go and represent the brand for that. So I did leave for all of 48 hours. I came back and with my best friend with age. Oh, my God. And then I stayed until the duration. I actually was getting an award in Chicago towards the end of the trip. So I was I needed to be the first one out. So production got me out first. And they had to. He ran. And you ran. I ran out of that.

I ran out of that. I don't know. Emily, what happened? Did they do that? Emily, the one you like vampires? No, actually, believe it or not, Bianca is one of my favorite human beings on earth. And he and I became nothing but like closest.

Oh, good. So yeah, her name is Kathleen Tells. Well, her, I don't mind. It's that whole boss thing with the other hoe that I didn't appreciate it. Yikes. Sorry, baby.

Look at how my back girl was like, all right, I'm going to take a hoe bath with these towels. Yeah, well, I was just a little concerned, but was down there. I wasn't sure, you know, I just, you know, you never know. OK. Are you? And so when AJ came, she pretty much came in and took a whole bath and then insulted you for saying that like, I knew he shouldn't have one night

stands and if she, if he does, he needs to raise his standards. So have you seen her since? I'm dying to hang out with her. No, we have not caught up since our Cabo experience. Although I did write an article for TwoFab and TMZ recently that I released just before last Sunday's show. And I think she's probably going to be a little upset with me because I think one of the comments I made on the interview

was I think it would just be good for a six-year-old woman to maybe rise above. Larry, did you have any idea that there was that there was any animosity because you were like I had no idea and we're like how do you not have any idea that these two bitches hate each other? Right exactly well I didn't need a lot this season Larry by the way you're like I had no idea. No I seriously had no I hate to even repeat it. I'm gonna say it again. But, and I'm a really smart guy. I'm not a loser.

I'm not like a dumbass. Like I really didn't think that bringing AJ into that house was gonna like explode into it. Like Emily and AJ have been in close quarters with each other. They haven't really like been buddy buddy, chummy chummy. But I also have never felt like it was going to be like fucking clash of the Titans. I just never thought that. So like, I just have to, and as much like Emily,

she came to our viewing went party, the premiere of the one party. Did you guys even speak to each other that night? Oh no, her, her and C'monnie, I didn't notice that at all. Oh, oh, there's so much to talk about. The more we talk, I'm like,'monnie, I didn't notice that at all. Oh, oh my God. There's so much to talk about. The more we talk, I'm like, oh my God, I have so many questions about all these people right now. Do you think though that AJ, when she came on, it was like, okay, I'm here for one day,

their camera's rolling, I'm gonna put on a show. Do you think there was any sense of that? Or do you think she just was like, boom, like just down there? Mm-hmm. I feel like, oh't let me answer. I mean, no, I mean, we both can answer it. I definitely feel like, you know,

AJ, she's an actress, number one, and life coach, number two, and she's done reality before. She knows, you know, how the reality game works. And I think with cameras and It's like it's like lights camera and action and agent She's like one of those little like one of those little toy pills that you pour water on It's like just this little innocent pill, but then you pour water and a giant sponge dinosaur comes out Frimless sponge dinosaur comes out. You know, it's kind of like that. A sponge dinosaur of life coaches.

The cameras were the water on the Gremlin. Yes, Emily, I'm with you. That's a better analogy. Better analogy. Oh, visually understandable. Okay, I want to like dial it, not dial it back, but like I want to go back in time a little bit like how did this show even come about like? Because it's sort of like a it's kind of a sort of like a kind of a silly idea for a show like I'm gonna take all my friends on vacation for like a month, you know, like it doesn't, but like we're here for it obviously, but we're yeah, we're the idea come from you with this one. Pitch it to you. Yeah, yeah, nobody like they pitched it to me actually for

not for production Sally and Susanna. Great people. They pitched an idea to me probably like four or five years ago and it didn't fly. Didn't work out. And they salient told me recently actually that she had me on her

vision board in terms of people that she wanted to work with. And we were just waiting on the right opportunity. People have been reaching out to me for years at this point, just in regarding different formats of reality. And she hit me up probably late 2015, this is 2017, late 2015 and was like, look, here's the deal, I have a deal with Bravo. We think that you would be amazing with this. Like how in terms of your friends, do you keep some separate

or do you have like groups of people that you guys are all on group chat? I was like, well, it was crazy about our conversation is that I do really departmentalize my friendships. Like I know that I can't. I would have never. Let's get to the real issues. I would have never put Emily and Cammie in the same room together.

Because I just know it's like oil and water or AJ and, you know, AJ and anybody. And a clean towel. And a clean towel, right. So it just made sense and I don't go on vacation so they're like oh this is a show about going on vacation and actually throwing different people in your life that don't necessarily connect with each other or have connected with each other in one house and let's just see what happens

with all of the people in that. And that's making as uncomfortable as possible. Let's do that. Yeah exactly. Let's see what happens in there. That's what Let's do that. Exactly. That's what happens in India. That would get fun only. It's hide all the clean towels. Emily, you're actually really good on the show about just saying, get the fuck out of my room cameras. Oh my god. We do see a lot.

You're like popping out of bed naked, doing all the agus stuff. There is a lot obviously that was there, but man, when you don't want them around, you're like, we're going to bed. That's why it's just amazing. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. You have no idea what happened to you on that trip. Okay. I literally had like a full blown meltdown,

like hot mess reality. And this was the quickest, easiest way to deal with my alcoholism. Okay, because now I've never seen enemy before until the show was released, and now I know that bitch is crazy. And she gotta go. You know, she's...

Oh! We enjoy you, we enjoy you. Save her for the next season, please. Like, she can go, make sure. Save it for the next season, please. Like she can go, just like make sure she comes back for the next season. Larry, tell them what Sally said to you. OK, so Sally and goes, and we were talking about, OK, what

no, this is when my cancer thing came up. Yeah, exactly. So, oh, yeah, I don't know if you guys know that Emily was diagnosed with breast cancer after the show. Yeah, I'm great. You know, we don't fuck around. Hey, no, can't take her out. No, I just like get out of here. Get out of here. I'll just excuse myself, sorry.

Like get out of my room, cancer. I honestly feel like the moment it was cut out of my breath was the moment. It was like an exorcism. Honestly, I was totally fine after that. I literally. Oh, good. But anybody going on, sorry. Yeah, no, but so as Sally Ann goes, okay, so how's Emily? What's the update? I'm like she's doing great. She's cancer free. She's gone through her radiation. Everything's great. She's happy. She's like, is she still drinking? I was like, okay, what do you say? I was like, she's absolutely still drinking. She was like, okay, great because sober. We need her for season two.

We can't have sober, Emily. Yeah, I mean, seriously. Actually, all of you guys just need to be as drunk as possible because you guys are hilariously drunk. So are you still a Joseph, Emily? Yes. Actually, there's a picture on my Instagram. I posted a Vlaury in Joseph from the other night, just two

nights ago. Yeah. It's a miracle. I mean, I don't know. I think he's, I mean, he might be slightly what is it? Because the M and S and M. Masked?

Masked. I think, you know, listen, I think any any any guy could appreciate a goo and like, you know, I think it you know, like You just have to go for a goo, right? You just have to I mean you know, yeah, passing up an order a minute party, you know, you don't need to take the trade with you home. You just need to eat a need to eat it all this day. Nothing need to be going to blank it. Hey, Emily, I have a Joseph question. A, did he tell you that he made that emoji pillow? Because that's really one of my favorite kind of lines from the season. It's when you're like, oh, he made me this emoji pillow. Oh, I feel so guilty. No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, my favorite part was when they had me having nightmares over it. Like, I love that they just look so much like, you guys have a pretty nice, what the fuck? It was so nice.

I'm not like, shut up, you just kind of, it's just like, wow. But you can tell you, like, baby, I made this emoji pillow for you. This is so, baby, baby, I mean, this is for you. made this emoji pillow for you. This is so, baby, baby, I made this for you. This is too big. You're like, I made you on Tuesday. It's like a emoji pillow of the poop, you know? It's so good.

So, he has real clips too. Oh, sorry. He looked like, in that scene where he's outside smoking a cigar with a goo, you know, the most awkward scene ever. When he looked like he knew something, was it just because the energy was so awkward at that at that time. I honestly think I'm dating an alien and I think he knows every fucking thing.

It's frightening. It's really true. Yeah, he don't. Yeah, but nobody ever told them nobody had a conversation with him. Are you kidding? Yeah, yeah. It would have been war. He is no joke.

He's no joke. He's no joke. He's a gangster that one. Yeah, look at what I knew. And then I think it was just solidified when you pulled the tablecloth off the table. That's how I like to enter the bet. That's like how I like to leave the table. I do love that they love you so much too in production

because you can just tell that whole episode opened with like Emily taking off the tablecloth going, oh my god, okay, okay. No wait. Not going over the shot glasses. My absolute favorite part was one of the previews. Oh no, the very first episode when they're doing green screen and now I'm like, you know, when Larry and I, the party starts and then they just showed me seven times falling over and high Then I and then they could they switch back to me on green screen. I'm like, well, maybe it doesn't start right but it definitely starts

You know, you just have to make an entrance sometimes You know, you just have to make an entrance sometimes. I mean, a loud one. And you guys have to imagine like seriously, we shot a show, but like there is so much that didn't make it. You did see it, oh my god. That you don't see. That it is like non-stop laughter. It really is not like I thoroughly enjoy Emily in my life.

I've probably, I've hardly died for life. My girl. I there are like so many areas that I need to I have questions about it's actually shocking the more we're talking I'm like I got to know about come on. I got to know about goo. I got to know about the electrical machine. So it automatically makes things like hard. How long do we have on this fucker? We have time.

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hand up. I'm like, skirt, what was going on? Because watching it, it looked like you guys were all just like, hang out and all of a sudden it was scandalous. Was there something we didn't see that didn't make it on to the show. Was it like more scandalous than looked or it was well. God, you're just like a lot of a lot of a lot of drama fallout from what looked like just like hanging out in the backseat. Yeah, I think what first of all, we had all been out partying and drinking and that was like right after the whole restaurant catastrophe. and drinking and that was like right after the whole restaurant catastrophe. You were. But yeah, the door.

You know, and they can't just and exit. Exactly. So we were on our way home. Emily was the first one that was ready to lead the party as you guys saw. I was ready to leave the fucking Mexico. That's what I was ready to leave the party as you guys saw. How was ready to leave the fucking Mexico? That's what I was ready to leave the party. Yeah, so she had had it and the way the production works is, you know, one leaves we all got to go. So we all like hopped in the car. It was like we all ride in the caravan

and we got in the car. I didn't realize what he was doing. So I'm talking and looking forward. And Bianca's talking and she's kind of looking back. I had no idea that a goose hand was anywhere near Emily's crotch. Wow. Cut two. Neither did I. Exactly, cut to Bianca's like, holy shit. I just saw your hand and I'm like, what are you talking about? And so yeah, it does feel a little choppy,

but those were real reactions in that mile. And I was pissed with a goo because I'm like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? Like, it's because he's been getting away with murder. Yeah, and I'm just the dirty hole the whole time. Yeah, and nobody is, actually. And nobody's held in a good accountable for anything. And it was just like, OK, dude, I don't yell.

I'm not a screamer. I'm very not confident. No, I'm never. I'm the guy that made my life. Yeah, I'm the guy that tries to like make everything right. He's like, dude, OK, now you're being an asshole. And that was ruining people's time here. And it's not cool anymore.

Wow. And so I was personally like surprised at how intense Kamani's reaction was, because I mean, it's like you, I mean, you know, obviously it's like humiliating, but like it's like, I think the response would be like, oh, you know, okay, little fuck you, you're just your dick. But she was like crying and bawling as if their marriage had fallen apart.

Like, you guys, I mean, it's our dating yet. 20 years did you married? She's like, we lived in a day of the dead picture together. You're like, wow, look at that. That's a dead person. He's like, yeah, I like how this represents men and women. I was like you to you You just fucking shot up Yeah, wait till this week because that's exactly what the fuck's gonna come out of my mouth like

Yeah, fucking fun Right exactly and I also say to her in a very light kind harder in a very like-kind hearted, unilliptical machine. Yeah. Unilliptical machine. Unilliptical machine. Right. Exactly.

I say to her like, do you think like that was your best option in terms of you know, like he already kind of put stakes and claims on Emily. And this kind of is just a free for all vacation where we're all just kind of doing whatever Do you think that that was your best option? That was funny

I like that she's like well then why the R&B me the death Oh right exactly Well they both they both were like fucking up. I mean this is what we said on the show Which is that like he was doing this whole rig and roll like he was gonna be her going to be her man, you know, when obviously he just wants to fuck her. And then she is doing this whole thing like she's like, oh, I mean, make him like work hard, work hard when it's like, it's like that you know, that's not like what he's all about. Oh, I'm already bored. I'm like, stop.

I'm out. It's the case in you shouldn't have to work hard. And that was boring. Come on, stop. Yeah. I was like, I'm not sure if I was going to be able to do that. I was like, I'm not sure if I was going to be able to do that. I was like, I'm not sure if I was going to be able to do that. I was like, I'm not sure if I was

going to be able to do that. I was like, I'm not sure if I was going to be able to do that. I was like, I'm not sure if I was going to be able to do that. I was like, I'm not sure if I was going to do that. I was like, I'm not sure if I was going to do that. I was like, I'm home and we were like starting to post about the show or whatever, like she was attacking Emily. She never had someone to go again.

She just went, wow, what a shock. Yeah, exactly. She wasn't tagging Emily or a girl. And it got really weird and nobody wanted to like, it was insane. It was, you know, unfortunately it bled into our lives outside of the cell, but we all recently actually just had dinner at Nobu and we also, everybody's fine.

Okay. Well, that's good. Now, what's going on with you and Bianca, by the way, Larry, because there's this whole running story about how she's sort of like in love with you and you're kind of like accidentally proposing to her like every episode. And where do you guys stand? And what's going on with that?

I just want to get a read that tells her that forever we're together. Like I just wanted to know that forever she is my girl. Okay. It's a big deal. We are hanging out tonight. These guys are hilarious. No, no, no.

I know she's gonna stalk you guys now. So just get ready. Yeah, totally. We're very easily stalked. We literally are. We always need to put someone in the neighborhood to get drinks with. So yeah, send us to meet when we're done.

I'm glad you guys are about to make me for a mimosa. This is great conversation. You can do it. Like listen, like there's this. We're just gonna hang out. Like we all live. Well, Larry, you're up in Woodland Hills. That's crazy.

I know I have a beautiful home here. And that's how you say things. We don't go that far. Exactly. Well, that's what happens when you buy a home. You're like, bye. Everybody moves to places. I'm rich, exactly. Well, that's what happens when you buy a home. You're like, bye, everybody moves to places like I'm rich, bitch. And my dogs, they love their yards, so we're good. Yeah. But anyways, this whole thing with me, like Bianca and I, it's a very confusing,

not too us though, it's very confusing for other people to watch. It's like people want to always label and sort of like put you in like a category. Yeah, we're really good at that. That's reverse specialties, just labeling. It's an ad-afe of America. That's our split. That's what we're doing on podcast. And there's an unexplainable, where we don't have to explain it to anybody. There's a connection that we have with each other

and attraction, a love, admiration, a respect that we have for each other. And I think it bleeds until like, you know, outside looking in, are they in the relationship? They call each other, we baby each other to death. And we, we, we, we, we, we, we do, baby, baby, baby, baby. And I think it really reads, confusing to people. And like a lot of people have done,

me and Bianca have talked about getting married one day. Like who hasn't done that with their female best friend? I have a four gay husband, so shit, I can relate. Yeah, thank God that has never worked out for me. Thank you. Oh my God. Thank God that has never worked out for me. Thank you. Bye. Yeah. So we've talked about it.

There is a level of action that we have with each other, a level of chemistry that we've had with each other that I've never had with any other woman in my life before to be honest with you. It was true. And I can say that. Yeah, it's really true. And I think, you know, from people that look in,

they like are they dating? Is he proposing? And it's like, yo, I gave her a friendship ring. Now, my view, what you guys did not see is, I went around to six different places looking for other gifts. I wanted to buy her, she likes artwork. I wanted to buy her a painting.

Confined the good painting. She likes clothes, but there's only a limited selection in Mexico, so I couldn't buy her like a chocolate. Did you consider a margarita by the yard glass? I think you could get those in the cabo. I would like to put this wrap dress around your ring finger. Exactly. And so we ran out of time and I don't know if you guys caught it,

but like I say to Jermaine and Malaco, I said, it's just about her fucking t-shirt before we go into the jewelry store. And we should have, yeah. Yeah, exactly. We ended up in the jewelry store. It was a ring that she picked out. She'd already liked it.

She had already liked it. And we were running out of time. We were running out of time, and we needed to get back to the house. It was the last stop. You knew you just made it worse, right? Larry, you're like, well, she picked the ring. I knew that she wanted it. Oh, Larry. But you know what?

She didn't take it that way, which was what was so funny. Yeah. She didn't get it and say, like, oh my god, we're getting married. I'm married lady now. She didn't take it that way which was what was so funny. Yeah, you didn't get it and say like oh my god We're getting there. I'm married lady now. She didn't do that. It was those it was the two gossip girls in the house I'm a lot good. I'm a lot good. Oh my god I called your main page six. Oh my god. Siskel and Ebert I know it's like if our Sadio Hall got a gossip show. Oh, exactly.

I love it. They don't have a storyline. They just sit on the sidelines and they just make shady comments. Every single episode. Exactly. Exactly. We love that. We do love that.

We do. Well, I think it's really sweet that you got Bianca Oving. That speaks of running out of time and like last resort. I guess I'll just give this rain. Our friendship is represented by me right now. I'm trying to get it. I'm trying to get it. No, you know what?

In all fairness, to be honest with you, like I would have purchased her the rain anyway. And I could have really, to be honest also, I could have gotten her anything and all of those stops that we may, but I knew ultimately also. I could have gotten her anything and all of those stops that we made. But I knew ultimately, as I'm joking about it now, that I really wanted to buy her the ring. And I really did want her to know that,

like, look, this is a ring. It's not an engagement ring. This is like, I've never purchased a piece of jewelry for her. Yeah, and she's done so much for me. And it was really dope for me to be able to do that for her her birthday and she will forever cherish that ring and it was her birth song and it's beautiful. She loves it and you We got a hell I didn't want to tell you but I was with me when she hocked it like a good age ago I I think your ass is wearing that ring right now. Yes. That's the pace I'm going to go. I mean, we, Ron and I, I mean, we, we, we sort of always

suspected that was the case with you and Bianca. And that the producers were just sort of making her look like a crazy person and who was much more brumansk. Yeah, that's more of an entertaining story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you can tell that you're. I was the death.

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I really like doing things. Well, no, Malaku wasn't cooking. Everything, remember, oh. Yeah, we did do it. A good was, I did guacamole. A good was doing barbecue chicken, right? Yeah, a good was grilling. And like, yeah, this one always had the guacamole on deck.

Yeah. Yeah. With me. Yeah, we did, We did a lot of grilly and also to to be honest with you, production. They cooked a lot for us also, which was really sweet and thoughtful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're amazing. Seriously. Yeah. Did you know, I went to Cabo for the first

time last year for a bachelor party. And I was there for like three or four days. And by the end, I was like, Oh my God, I need to go home. This is too much. How did you actually deal with being in Cabo San Lucas and going out so much for like four weeks? I think you saw how I dealt. So I'm gonna let Larry handle this. I mean, if I have to go to Squid Row one more time,

I will miss for you. I will kill myself. I will kill myself. I'm gonna kill you, Donna. It was one of those things where we had like, what you guys didn't see is we had like a pamphlet full of things that we could do Yeah, it was a book. Yeah, it was a big big book full of things that we could do like in terms of Restorarch and activities and green zone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we actually filled our time up with a lot of stuff. That's what I'm saying. Like we only have eight episodes and we did so much. We did so much that

really didn't make the show. We had activities that didn't make it. We surfed. You guys don't see that. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. pillow. It's like my favorite little character of the season. Listen, if you're really good, I'm going to get you both one. I'm going to have a make up. Oh my God. Oh my God. Do you guys have any indication on how the show has been doing? Because we really love it, actually.

And I feel like I hear a lot of people talking about it. Yeah. We've been trending number one to five every Sunday. Wow. Yeah, we've been trending on top trending shows, which has been great. And it's like, here's the deal. It's like people that really love it.

They have so little. Oh my God. They go in. They go in. They go in. People are asking for a reunion. People are asking for a season two. So we definitely are,

we have a lot of viewerships, but it's one of those things also where it's like we're a first season, where new cast is really hard to break a show like this. And the cesspool of reality TV, we see on the road today. So I think for a first season, we've done pretty well.

I mean, we're not doing real housewives numbers. Yeah, but I think that if we are given the opportunity to come back, it'll just be a franchise that will grow and grow more. Yeah, I mean, to me, I look forward to you guys on Sunday nights more than I do at Potomac, because it's like, you can watch Potomac and you can watch Shasha like revealing her champagne room,

you know, watch you guys getting drunk. I was watching a good dick flop round into sweatpants. That's like a lot more. Well, that's what we all want to watch, but exactly. No, it's true.

One thing people do say is they're like, God, thank God. If there's a show out there that I can relate to me. And like, you guys look like my friends. You guys look like, I wanna hang out with you guys. The house life franchise is great, and it's a very structured sort of like box

that a picture perfect in some ways. And a lot of people can't relate to those things. So, you know, we're just round the way people that you would see probably in West Hollywood and would have a drink with us. So it's that kind of thing. Yeah. And there's something classic about throwing a bunch of people into a house, you know, you know, it worked on Jersey Shore. We loved it on Summer House. I think it sort of works again with you guys too. Where it's, you know, if people are stuck with each other all day long, then the, the pettiness is just natural.

It's like natural. Exactly. Exactly. They know exactly what they were doing. Yeah, exactly. Sally Ann, you know, for now for our production, they did Jersey Shore. They're the ones who, yeah, so the king,

we're with the best of the best in terms of that kind of work. Is that a good thing to say? Wait, wait, the best part is I think on Twitter they said it's like Jersey Shore for old people. Yeah, that's not. I did really sure with emoji pillows. Yeah, I need, I need, you got to give me a number before you left this thing because I am sending you this fucking pillow.

I'm giving you. Yeah, do you also will call and go out drinking? Why not? We're on the same pillow. I'm giving it. Yeah, do you know? And also we'll call and go out drinking. Why not? We're on the same hood. I would love that. I would love to have the people friends. You guys, you know, just stay on after we finish this. We won't hang out. But everybody thanks so much for listening to this.

This has been great. So when is your last final episode? Is it next week? If I can leave. Okay, sure. Yeah, no, we have two weeks. We have, you know, I just need trouble because. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. We, we have two weeks. We have trouble. I'm just in trouble because. Okay, go ahead, go ahead.

We're just going out anyway. We'll let you after this. Larry has my number anyway. So he can just send you my information. Yeah, and J.M. Lee. Bye. Bye beautiful. Thanks for coming on, Emily.

Thanks for having me. Thank you. Yeah. Okay, Larry, so go ahead, sorry, Han. No, no, no, July 9th is our last episode. I think we kind of maybe just got a fire. This is perfect. Yeah, I hope not.

Oh, God. Could you imagine if she literally got fired because of this podcast, that would be such an honor. Oh, there goes. And we've lost. Oh, okay. Sorry. I'm here.

We thought you went away. We thought you got fired to from something. Right. I'm walking around my kitchen. Yeah. Some pepper shakers are like, he's fired. Exactly. Okay.

So you have two weeks left. We have two weeks left. We're off this weekend because BT awards are on. And then, well, and of course, we didn't want to go up against that monster. Yeah. And then we are back on the second of July. And then our last episode is July 9. Okay, well, well, we hope everyone goes and anyone who has not been watching in fight only Kappa, we hope you go and tune in

because we have thoroughly enjoyed it enough that we for us as podcasters, we're watching so much shit on Bravo that we try not to watch anything we don't have to and we've gone out of our way to watch this show and add some, you know, some recaps to the end of our Potomac episode because we just want people to see it. So we hope everyone watches it because, and especially because you guys are so funny. Wow, this was like such a fun interview for us. I love it. I love it. We're literally going to go out and like drink together like this has to happen. We totally are going out and having a drink together. You guys name it. I'm around. We'll get the

group together and we'll have some fun. That sounds awesome. All right, Larry. Thanks so much. It was great talking to you guys. Man, thank you so much for having us. We love your podcast. Listen, and we appreciate all of the voices. Oh, and they're glowing accuracy, right? Yeah, exactly. Keep them coming. Keep them coming. Yeah. Thank you so much.

Thanks, Larry. Hi. Thanks, guys. I see you later. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Before you go, tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at 1dry.com slash survey.