Watch What Crappens - #488 BelowDeckMed: It Go Down In The DM

Episode Date: June 28, 2017

Lesson learned from this week's - don't text and yacht. At least not when there are nosy crew members around. Hannah learned this the hard way when she got caught sending messages to last week's hawwwt primary Jason, but you guys don't worry about it - they only kissed for, like, TWO SECONDS; so it's totally cool. Come check out our recap where we dive into this scandal as well as other pressing issues such as Adam and Malia's strange showmance and Max's ladyfriend.Below Deck: MediterraneanCome listen and tell your friends!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We're here to talk about votes. Big old yachts to be specific. I'm so sorry. I was eating something. I just got him and he thought I was going to talk a little bit longer because I've been talking a lot already. No, I was just like, okay, it's been turned to open the show. I'm going to eat an orange because I have to go out and put, if anyone's like, why is he eating something that's natural? It's because, you know, I have to leave the house and go out of town and like walk the streets of New York, which is hot and, you know, really walkie. And you know, my ass gets tired walking the dog down the block.

I'm like, oh, so now I'm eating like salads and stuff. I don't know to maybe remind myself that they they could live if they just made an effort. Yeah, yeah. It's really, it's a parable for the below-dark Mediterranean experience. Yeah, guys, parable. So let's see, how do we open today? With She's like hello, Dallas. You off to bed Would you like some assistance going to bed Hannah running to the bedroom and then he's like yeah, thank you For all your hard work Sound like she was eating the oranges then. Yeah, she was doing a little, she was doing a little blow jobery. And I'm only pointing that out because throughout this entire episode she's like,

well, I'd like to explain how this happened. Dallas chased me through the boat, pulled me aside, roped me down and forced me to kiss him. And then I kissed and begged only two seconds. And then I got my wits about me and kiss him. And then I kissed him back for only two seconds and then I got my wits about me and I left. And I said I could never do this to my captain, Captain Sandy. I'd really be happy right now sir. I need to get some rest sir. Who do you think you are? A member of the tilted killed community? I don't think so. I will not be kissing you. It was two seconds and of course they show the moon pass, which is so below deck that like the moon pass the entire sky. And then Hannah goes goes into her bunk and bucks. He's like, are you okay?

Surely it's a proper hour for you a late night, Chica. So the next morning, they show Hannah sleeping when Bugsie's getting up because the editors are shady fuckers Yeah, they're like just put as many shots of Hannah's sleeping as we can into the show. Yes, and so Lauren meanwhile She asked Max if he has a special outfit for his his girl Emily is coming to visit and she's like Hey, do you have a special outfit you're gonna wear for Emily and Bobby's like hey do you have a special after you can wear a family and Bobby's like yeah his birthday suit Like a good one Bobby Does she have a special drink? Yeah

His birthday drink They're gonna do blowjob shots And Max is like she doesn't drink much just kidding Like she doesn't drink much just kidding. Well, yeah, I was supposed to do it to the right law main emla So then bugs is talking with captain Sandy and she's like, oh you know it's funny, he's a henna got back to her ring so late last night, oh that she could be well rested if you know what I mean. Sandy's like oh. I didn't know if it was morning, time to get up her if it was in the middle of the Eve, then time to go to bed. If I was dreaming and just waking up in the middle of a dream where Hannah comes in really early late, do you know what to mean? Oh, I can say is that I couldn't get well

arrested Sam dey and that's just a travesty, is it not? Oh yeah, that's terrible. Yeah, the captain's like, well, you know the important part of this story, hand up going to bed. I mean, that's the goal I'd be dream I have. Listen, I know you may be under man this morning, but that's okay because Hannah's getting sleep and there's nothing more valuable than that am I right? I'll foil the game then Captain Sandy. How does taking advantage of none of us know when she goes to bed? I'm like oh you just calm down okay. You just calm yourself down there so someone got some D.

Yeah no everything's ironed. Yeah. Exactly. And you know what? He's hot. You know, he's hot. I don't even really understand what a means to take advantage of the fact that no one knows when she actually goes to bed. Like, I don't understand truly what that means. But you know, whatever. Stay up and go to bed whenever she wants to know whatever finds it fishy. You know, She's like if I was first Do you had say good night John John good night booby good night captain Good night bugs in wakzie or whoever the boat guys are in the back People would know if I was going to sleep awake and not just like the Von Trapp family

You know chief Steve should be asleep early to wake up the guest and that's what the choice should be So anyway next morning to leave in the port for something I think maybe not. Yeah, I think they are leaving the port so Bugs he is Beyonce If you like that you should have put an appropriate ring on it, but only if it was professional If you like that silverware, you should have put a ring around it. Oh, the ladies in the club tonight, the club is bumping bumping. Which is too bad because I have to wake up early to greet the customers. That is not a Beyonce song. I'm going to wear my halo, halo, halo, halo.

I love Beyonce, I'll tell you that bugs. She's not getting the point. You know what bugs eat pretty hurts, you know? So the captain's like, all right, guys, I know we're all having a great time talking about Hannah's nap schedule. I don't want to interrupt this parody, but let's talk about my favorite subject, anchors. Everyone's like, yeah, let's talk about anchors. They're leaving poor and I just wrote down distances, distances, because Sandy was like, distances, guys, distance, come

on and you might distance guys, guys guys distances. She's like from a distance says. Wes doesn't know how to delegate, which is annoying because no one else is learning, you know. If Wes would come to me and say captain, I'd like to delegate flying to you. Maybe I could be a bird. But he got it, you know. So we're just all humans on a boat. Thanks a lot, Wes. You know that Nelly Fertado certainly was up to something when she said all humans on a boat. Thanks a lot, Wes. You know that Nelly Furtado certainly was up to something when she said I'm like a bird. I only fly away. Well, that's what I would be if someone taught me how to be a bird. Yeah, you know why she was a bird because someone told her you're a bird. And I want to teach all my future birds to be birds too.

Except I don't want them to fly away. I just want to learn them how to uh, undock a boat. I just wanted to deliver a how to undock a boat. I just wanted to deliver a message to someone the old-fashioned way every once in a while. Is that so wrong? You know, we got so many pigeons, why don't we use them? I'm sure we should. You know, pigeons haven't had a goal in life

ever since we took away instant messaging from their feet. Now they just walk around wondering when it's time to go nap. message in from their feet. Now they just walk around wondering when it's time to go nap. Well, he's someone's eating the bread. So it's a question. Mollia's like, so spinach, huh? Adam's like, fine. And Sarah Patches too. Fine. Good. Fine and Sarah patches to fine good So yogurt and crunch again. Yeah, so by Some lady's like um, bugsy. Can I get some scrambled eggs and hash browns because like yogurt and crunch again? Okay? And then one of the guys is like can we check on Latina? I mean Hannah to make sure she's okay.

Wanna make sure her choke reflex wasn't broken. Huh. Dallas was like, she was busy putting my cell phone in rice, okay guys? Uh-huh. And bugs seem meanwhile, you know, because at this point it's like 11, 11, 30 and both is like, well, it would be nice to have this, it would be pain, huh? But, you know, quietly pin it out there again, Atlanta. I mean, Hannah's just like lazy ass.

Yeah, she's like, Hannah, this is Bugsie, Hannah, this is Bugsie. Hannah, Hannah, Bugsie, Hannah, Hannah. Hannah, I'm sorry to wake you from your coma. But if I were first to, I would know where the cell phone is, do you know? And Hannah's like, well, I feel a bit guilty, because it was a bullsy move fairie a bullsy move taking that noise fat Dallas most eligible bachelor and Dallas penis so Hannah so Hannah finally wakes up and she goes up to check on on the table

she's like see everything all right around here? Everything all right? And Jason just fully ignores her and is like, phone, cell phone, rice, rice, phone, not working battery, battery. And normally you'd be like, oh God, what a dick. But Hannah's like, I think he ignored me. Oh, I'm so grateful. I was like, that's nice.

That's a nice change of tune for like the person like, I can't believe he's ignoring me today. I'd be like, thank God, he's just using some discretion for once. Yeah. And then the captains like Wes, Wes, Wes, Wes, Wes, Captain West, Captain West, Captain West, and Wes, Kelly Frittados here. Hey, Wes, guess what?

Guess what? It's docking the boat day for Wes. Congratulations. Delegate in the docking. Because two captains I worked before never allowed me on the bridge. And so I said, if I ever have the opportunity, I'm going to get someone on the bridge. You know, how are trolls going to learn how to be trolls if they don't know how to get on a bridge and scare little girls away. Also, I'd love to learn how to play bridge.

So if those girls from Savannah come on board and teach me me a few lessons I sure I'd make a good bidding partner Seeking delegation No, I was one taking a gulp so My misconceptions on Craig's list so Wes goes up and the woman seeking delegation Would love to chat more over Brands Eno so they West goes up and he does it. He gets the boat out of the dock and everyone's happy. It's a great day.

It's a great day. Yeah. He's like having a girl on the mind makes things difficult. You know what? Just keep saying boat back your starboard into my bow back your starboard on my face. How in the lea give me some starboard's my bow back at starboard on my face. How in the lea give me some starboards little bow bow. She's like, oh my god. Let me take those handles there.

Yeah, I keep that at. Now, before everyone gets off, does anyone want to do a last minute anchor sanctuary? No, no, okay, okay. So, so then Hannah goes into Jason's room and he's like, yeah, it's really great getting to know you. Hey, let me get your email. She's like, okay, I love when Hannah, she's like turned on, she just starts panting.

She's like, all right, it's Hannah and Hotmail. Oh, we know, you're the Hotmail. I mean, Hannah had Earthling, because I mean, I got caught in the air. Oh, I, you're the hot male. I mean, Hanai earthling cousin. Oh, I mean I got conscience at it. Oh, I don't know. Just get some letters with an an at symbol in the middle. I don't know. Bugs is like, what's your like mine? If I would choose to, it's email.com. I'm gonna faint. I had too much coffee and that was just too funny. It made me feel lightheaded. So, he's like, so you hear long, hearing Croatia.

She's like, oh, just a few weeks, you know, and I've time to get to know someone. Well, not to marry them, I'm not. The girl will be here till Friday. She's like, I'm on it. You're dick, I mean. Give me a call. Text it. I don't care. I like loud, it text it. Misses it. I don't care how you get here. Just get here if you can. You understand what I'm saying, man. Oh, yeah, I'll that it texted message it. I don't care how you get here. Just get here if you can. Do you understand what I'm saying, man? Oh, yeah, I'll leave Adams, who? So, at least you just tied him to the discreet thing

you can do. So everyone's leaving and Jason's like, guys, it was an amazing trip for many reasons. I mean, what I guess I'm trying to say is it's almost like I got a blowjob from Rechiefs 2. I mean, theoretically. Hey guys, I just trying to say is it's almost like I got a blowjob from your chiefs to I mean theoretically Hey guys, I just want to make a quick announcement somewhere on this boat. I lost my nut So if anybody finds it just ask a Hannah for my email address you can return me the cake

I'm not saying I hooked up with anyone on this crew here But if I did her name would be Anna Hay if he catch my dreads, right? If I were first to like If I were first to love it, I will hook up in Croatia, but not on the yacht. You know what I'm saying? What a force and then Gina the Cougar who is after Bobby's like, oh, Bobby, thanks for putting up with all my banter. Okay, that's called sexual harassment, ma'am. Yeah. And then when you didn't get any dick

and see you started bitching about everything else on the ship, that's called sexual harassment, pyproxy, okay, your guilty, get off the boat. Yeah, pork products. So then there's the tip meeting and- Did you read the pork product fight last week? Did we already talk about that? Um, I'm not sure.

I don't think so. You guys breaking news. Dun dun dun. I mean, it was last week, but... So the lady from the shit got to a fight with Lauren on Twitter. Gina, I guess. Oh, great.

Got in a fight with the lady, because Lauren made some comment like, but that's what. You know, Lauren on Twitter. She's like super like Shakespeareian Yeah, I fuck her. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's like, oh, well, I don't fear. You shouldn't fear terrible for being a whole carry-doo. But that's just you ended up blowing a man who was wealthy, good for you. So wait a minute. Like she's just evil lady. And so she started fighting for Gina. And she's like, young lady, the customer is always right. She's like, ah, that customer was a bitch.

So, so well, you might not understand as someone who is a maid and a waitress. Like, she's like fighting with the help on the Twitter. Classy Heidi. Yeah. Fucking classiest ever, Heidi. Well, when you've worked 45 years to look like a cross between Cornelove and Stevie Nicks, you too will understand the value of a customer complaint. How dare television waiters complain about guests

on television? Like yeah, guess what Heidi? You're not hired for this so either. Now please. And you're the one who attacked your own guests at your own party, so don't talk about etiquette, okay? No kidding, retirement, Courtney loves sit down.

So if tip meeting Sandy's like alright gang well one thing that we don't do is we don't party with guests but thankfully no one did that so guess what great work from everyone take a nap. So guys this is a meeting it's just the tip okay. Now I'm really glad that we didn't blow this okay because sometimes Fred is real hard to swallow my god I know what I'm saying is a real mouthful but I think you guys can handle the load you know sometimes sometimes you don't know if you could do the job so you need all hands

on the job. It's like whoa. So guess what tonight you all get to eat out. Alright guys come inside, come inside. I don't want anyone to feel like I'm single you any of you out I'm not fingering any of you out, I'm not figuring any of you, okay? And Hannah's like, sometimes it's not what you do. It's what you get away with wink, wink. I'm like, you better unwink those winks, Hannah. She's like, well, Adam, you sure blew up my way.

It's like, oh my God. And this scene, please. She's like, I have arranged for you to see the fortresses of the Kroisho whatever. So everybody, get off my boat. I've got a lady friend coming by and we're gonna read poetry to each other so we're gonna go look at that uh Mr. Skin sight together. Look how they're in Victoria. We hear there are some good good shots of uh We hear there are some good good shots of uh Sandra Bernhardt somewhere. Something on a Douglas I hear puts on quite the show. Someone posted a picture of Captain Sandy looking through binoculars.

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Ashley, she's like, oh, I am a huger. So what about these cockney guys? These cockney lads and they're huggero friends. Yeah. And she's wearing like those mom jean shorts were about hanging out and stuff. And Bob is like, I play guitar. Yeah.

And Emily's like, Max, what's he doing in there? And he's like, took a new shirt. He's like, reflects our relationship a lot of for Monest. Yeah, and that's like 15 minutes later, he finally comes out. Oh my goodness. The first thing she gets in six months is Adam's food second dorm round. So then like, we're gonna go to a fortress she's like what's a fortress? It's like it's like a big thing that you shoot things out of. Oh fortress. So and then they get off

the boat and they start heading towards the Scroation fortress and Hannah just like walks over a baby which is amazing. So at least I didn't step on him. So they go to the fortress and guys are like having a sword fight. They've got like the recreation up there on the top and Bugs is like, we're coming pace. If I were the first night, what I would do was fight and bri- bri- bri- I would greet the guests at the fortress and then fight quietly behind those doors. I don't fatten front of the guests at the fortress. If I was the chief steal wouldn't be fatten so loudly. If I were the chief steal I'd just walk around the baby and serve over the baby. If I was chief steal I'd declare a thumb war. The quiet. One, two, three, four I declare a thumb war.

And the fight is like hey I want to to fat the girl with a lone brown hair. And the one's like, oh my god! Oh my god, I used to be a Malayian high school, I'm gonna cry. I spent all the industry. But just three lower than over the top of the fortress. Max is, Max is talking, he starts telling Emily all the gossip from the boat and he starts talking about how much he loves her. He's like, she saw, oh no, me all for six.

Like what? So yeah, Wes is flirting with Malia and then Adam standing by them and just watching them like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Wes, oh sorry. What I I just wrote west said I would never allow anyone to do that to me I don't know what they're talking about um Max tells Emily the gossip so he's like would you know no battle of triangles I love triangles can I look at I want to open the triangle I'm a hugger So Bobby's doing archery and he's like oh I almost split the arrow It's all excited So I can't wait for one of those archery guys to sit on the toilet because I'm totally gonna come there with my sword

Well, they're taking you shit So somewhere I don't remember who's the fortress or back on the boat But Adam is now getting confused because he's not getting enough attention from Malia and she's like, I don't know when a guy has liked that, I'm just like not about it. She doesn't like when a guy gets needy. So now there's trouble and paradise between these two. Oh my God. Well, she, it is like Wes has her four minutes, like, he he he he.

Well Adam watches. Then she goes over to Adam and they're like, he he he he. And Wes watches. And he's's like I'm confused as always like I feel crazy and you're not really helping me I'm like neither is the man okay crazy person it's like this red beady little you know tiny little eyes you look crazy like stop it you're like 45 just leave the child alone please you're creeping me out at this point. So then we get a quick shot of the captain on the boat stamping things. Thanks guys. Like back on the boat, the captain's like, stamp. That's right.

Stamp. Gotta do it. Stamp. Almost nap time. Stamp. Five more and stamp. Guys, there we go. I've now stamped a ink crab on all these postcards. Now that was what I call a stampede. Thanks for checking in, Sandy. These postcards get my stamp of approval. So they're on the boat, they're all changing. Emily's like, hey, we do all four about. Like, okay. And then don't shame the yacht, Emily.

And then, they all go off to Fabrik, which is like, it's like a club and a pub and all this stuff. It's windy and it's cool. He's like, wow, what a command room. Welcome to Fabrik Designers. I don't know, I'm feeling about this. Don't bore Nina. So, at one point, like they're all there and Malia,

like leaves the table and is like, where's the bathroom? And she just sort of like leaves as she's asking. And I'm like, uh, I'll tell you if you didn't walk away. She's like, I'm trying to get away from you, fucker. Yeah, she's like, that's a functury subtext and why I'm walking away from you. Yeah, because he's had his arm around her this whole time, fucker. Yeah. So yeah, that's a functurysubtext that why I'm walking away from you. Yeah, because he's had his arm around her this whole time, you know, it's like these guys, one of them has to be showing some kind of ownership at all time.

Yeah. So Wes follows her and then he's got his arm around her now. And he's like, can we have a chat? You know, look, I just wanted to say if you vibrate with Adam, I'll stand back and not get in the way because I don't like being in the way of things. You know, I like being, I like being the road you drive on. I don't like being the speed bump in the road. He wants to go over a speed bump, costing children crossing.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm just like a fish to pay for road. Just easy to go right on over. So he basically is like, look, if you're with Adam, that's cool. I'm going gonna drop it But otherwise I kind of like to pursue it. So she's kind of like Well, you know, I mean Adam asked me on a date so Like on a park bench unwrapping to see rolls tomorrow night with Adam or

Like what's Adam gonna do for a day? Yeah, it's like hello. Look, it's water. She's like a diet coke. I still want from the kitchen for you. When you say pursue things with me, how much spinach in my eggs are we talking about? It's like, oh, I'm not sure, but we do have broccoli coming up soon. Do you have snacks hidden anywhere in your bunk?

Are you planning on buying snacks and hiding them somewhere for me? Or so at this moment we have two people who are communicating poorly because she doesn't say, look I'm with, I'm sort of hanging out with Adam right now, like he's, I mean she sort of says it, but she doesn't really say it and especially given that what we later learn about that they've been sort of hanging out for a few weeks before the show even began, she doesn't really say no. And then at the same time though, he doesn't really read her body language, which is pretty obvious to be like,

oh, I don't really know what to say here. So we just give to this very awkward, terrible kiss. I'm like, well, but he at least was good at saying, look, if you want him fine, if you don't, I'd like to like, exactly, at least saying something shit. Yeah, but spinning, you know, yeah. And then she said something I forgot what it was, but she said something that was almost like, yeah, but it's cool. Like, let's pursue something. I forget what she said. She said, well, you know what? After this really long hug, she guys, let's just see what

happens. That's what it was. Like, that happens. That's your answer every time you fucking wish you washy. So Adam's sitting at the table all coaky and he's like, so this west, this west thing is still happening, you know? He's like, is this your whole plan to go on a walk with West? And I mean, well, I'm going to get back to this. I'm going to circle back to this moment, you know, because I don't want to start, I don't want to get too far ahead, even though gonna get back to this. I'm gonna circle back to this moment, you know, because I don't wanna start, I don't wanna get too far ahead, even though it's about to come up.

But now Malia's like, you know, like, it's hard to be in this position instead of understanding, you're just being an asshole. And I'm like, I think believe it or not, I actually think Adam sort of has a right to be an asshole in this situation a little bit, because it is- He doesn't though, because he, I mean, I don't think any of them do. I think both of the of has a right to be an asshole in this situation a little bit because it is he doesn't though because he know I mean I don't think any of them do I think both of the

guys have a right to be like girl. What are you doing? You know you don't get to just be like I'm gonna stay however I want you're on a boat with like five people so he's definitely being too much for crybaby about it for sure but I understand I think he's I think is allowed to be confused and frustrated how about that Yeah, I just it's so hard for me to be on his side, but Wes and Hannah Adam and Melia So everybody's basically sitting there at the table and Adam's like what was that? She's like well, he has feelings for me and Lauren's like oh my god. Watch my bag. I'm out of here I don't want any part of this okay. Like seriously. I'll be over there if Bobby says anything about me he's a liar and he totally tried to give me an eating meaty in

New York City and I said no okay five five no I thought I was bullied I was bullied for being a bully so then Malia so Malia is like so here's the thing because Adam saw Malia walk back with Wes holding hands so that's why he's like what which is it is kind of weird you know if you're like making out There's a thing because Adam saw Malia walk back with Wes holding hands. So that's why he's like, what? Which is, it is kind of weird, you know? If you're like making out with a girl and then she comes back and it's just, I understand being at the very least confused. And Malia was like, look, Wes is just heartbroken and that's why we're holding hands.

I'm like, I'm not your old lot, but what? No. Adam says, by what? He's known you five days. Like, after what we've been through the penthouse the Santa reenie and then you hear Nadine he's like um productions confused I love what you said I love that production as an entity has a hive of hive brain um this is production here and production production says production's confused. So could you help production?

Productions feelings So he's like you know what Melia? I had big plans for you before that like your big plans You know how much I have you know how much I have in the Chris Bay Yeah, so apparently they had met three weeks prior at yacht training, whatever that is. And their yacht certification course. So if they've been working on yachts for so long, why do they have to take yacht certification course?

That's why I was confused a little bit. It probably was like yacht certification course is probably like pre-production for Blonde. You have to say on a hotel room or something. But they met 3 weeks prior and they had developed a relationship and they were keeping it secret. And that's why everything has been so weird and so strange. And then we see a flashback and we realize,

oh, all the stuff that they were saying was code. And now that's why it's like when you look back at Adam's reaction to her reaction to Wes, it makes a little bit more sense It's like it's doesn't give him right to be a crybaby, but if you had a relationship that that's actually been about six weeks long With someone they've been keeping like on the down low and then the girl is like There's someone else actively going after your girl and then she's hanging out with him Then holding hands with him in front of you. I would be a little bit like, huh?

Well, if they had a relationship, but you know, your certification course could have been like three days, they bowed a couple of times after and then they didn't see each other till shooting. So you never know. He could just be like, I made that with a face or whatever. I'm not saying that Julia doesn't ever. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday's parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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I mean, she's already had that talk with the guys, right? Didn't she? She's, I can't even remember now, but the point is this though, is that she is now lying to Adam and saying, well, Wes is really heartbroken, that's why I was holding his hand. When he's at the other table smiling because he knows he just kissed her and is like back in the hunt. And so she's lying.

So that does show that she's playing games with certain extent. And on the one hand I feel like listen girl, get it. Like you know, you got these two guys wrap around your fingers, like go get it. I'm all for that, but I'm also, part of me also feels like, well at this point, you've sort of kinda, it looks like you've chosen one,

and now it seems like you're playing them against each other a little bit. Like it's that line between being like really empowered, like I can date whoever I want, whatever versus fucking with people. It's just starting to get in that gray area. Just like look, everything's fine now, Adam, and he goes, please don't break my heart. And she goes goes. I'm not trying to but at some point you have to and he goes trust you

She's like yeah when she just totally lied to him. Yeah, so then West's West's table he's with the guys and he's like oh yes, did he give steady? I'll think that's it. We're gonna get married and Bobby's like, dude, pull out. She's like playing you and you're like way better than that. Also, I know that she only has a two person line. So if you're not there, I could be number two. It was good work. But Bobby was kind of right though, to be honest.

Hannah's like, you know what, goodbye. I don't feel like being around these people tonight. I'm like, yeah, we all know why. I'm just gonna go for a walk. Like Hannah, stop doing the air quotes with your fingers. We can see them. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, you can't walk on your tongue.

So that, like, I'm going to go walk the dogs just by myself in a very nice outfit that just happens to be a switch that I three wanted. Yeah, something romantic and fantastic happens to take me out of this miserable life for the rest of my life. I'm marrying a man named Dallas. There I said it. I'm marrying a man named Dallas.

This is then Adam tells Wes. So at one point, I guess it's, Wes walks off of Malia and Adam's like, he's walking off with a girl of my dreams and then I guess he tell She tell West this or he's just sort of saying it out to whoever you're saying there be a thousand other stewards is for you to hit on man Oh God this guy so disgusting and West is like oh, thanks bra Yeah, don't worry man. There's a you know these streets in are lined with busses surely you'll trip over a fresh one at some point It's like, uh shut up Adam and then bugs is like look, I've got a spark And they're like, whoa bugsy, wow, I missed that somehow

So funny and Emily's like all right, where's my friend the Ford got and then she faced plants in the street So then back on the yacht Adam and Malia are having a talk and Malia's like listen, I think I'm just gonna step away from both of you guys like I just I'm gonna step away. It's too much and And Malia is now saying that she didn't like how quick Adam was to become so paranoid with her. But didn't we just have a conversation last night where he said everything was fine?

Yeah, what were you lying or what? She's like, look, we're not dating, I'm not cheating. He's like, okay, you made yourself clear, good chat. Okay, I wish you the best, really. Like seriously, like I really want you and you're shutting me down, so great. And then in a study of contrast, Wes like knocks on Mollia's door, I was like, just so you know, then in a study of contrast, Wes like knocks on my

ears door, I was like, just so you know, whatever you want to do, whatever makes you happy is what makes me happy. Happy bro. Yeah. It's like, hope you're happy. Hope you're having a wonderful dream tonight. I've got a dream of you. Running through a field chasing our babies. She's like, well, just so you know, I'm not dating Adam anymore. Hugs. Like You are such a liar, my Leo, my God. So now it's 2.28 a.m. and Adam's like, I'm cleaning things because I'm angry. I guess it's time to happen at some point. Yeah. So now the big news is that it's a South African party. It's broad, which is like a South African day or something like that.

Oh, wait, there's one little part that happens real quick. Adam and Wes are in their punk. And Adam goes, just you know, dude, we're not dating now. Okay. Like we're not dating anymore. And he's like, well, it sucks. And she's a cool chick. And he goes, yeah, like it just get it 100% into your brain, bro, because it's just that's what you have to do. Like it's not going to happen for either one of us. It's like all right then. Somehow West has a secret and Leia has a secret and this is not gonna end well. It certainly won't and not on Bri.

Of all days, not on Bri. So, so I have... South African broad days. It's where you share your meats. Yeah, meats and beer. So I'm celebrating this day. So Hannah is still texting with Dallas and Adam and Leah are all awkward with each other. And Adam's super cold to her. Not going to miss this one.

She doesn't give her a sour patch kids or something. I don't know. Yeah. Hannah's like, you want to share your meat? Um, yeah. And then Adam's like, well, look at these sour patch kids. And she's like, I want a sour patch kid. He's like, well, look at these sourpatched kids. She's like, I want a sourpatched kid. He's like, well, too bad.

You get one. You can have one. She's like, no, no. So that was the time for the meeting where we meet the new charter guest we're coming on. It's Lauren Kaufman, who, that's the name of a girl I went to high school with. I think that's the name of a girl we all went to high school. We all know Lauren Kaufman.

We have all about Lauren Kaufman about Ms. Befreson, okay? Hey, I am Lauren Kaufman. Hi Lauren, if you're out there. I know that's some of my high school friends who listen like Fawn Harris. So, and Nicole, hi Nicole. For real. Nicole, hi Nicole Nicole. For real, Nicole. Hi, Nicole Fisher. Everyone say hi to Nicole Fisher.

So, Lauren Kaufman is the co-founder of some tequila thing and she just wants to do a tequila pairing and have water toys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fun. It's easy. You know, these people are going to be at least semi-terrible because the captain's like, okay, and then there's this couple and then there are partners, Bobby and Joe.

And then they have a power couple, they're brand, okay, and then there's this couple, and then there's Barbie and Joe, and then they have a power couple, thank Brandtian Ricardo. They describe themselves as a power couple in their preference sheet. I mean, come on. That just means that they watch power on stars. Oh, yeah, that's our favorite thing to do. So, so yeah, more footage of Hannah texting Dallas,

but now the entry begins because Bugsie is cleaning the master and the iPad because when Jason dropped his phone in the hot tub, he signed on to the master iPad with his Apple ID and forgot to log out. So it's all his text messages, all his communicates are appearing on the iPad. Oh my goodness. So Vimpux, he's like booby booby booby She's like hiding it under her sweater. She's hunting around hiding it. She's like booby. I want to talk too quick

Come on over here Like Read them this is a huge violation of yachty This is a huge violation of Yachty Cove. It's like holy crap. I've got a boner. It's like I've got an eye boner. It's like, I have no words. I didn't bug see she goes.

Seeing the crew didn't expect this big of a tip it's a gave us. Well, me, that's a huge violation of God. It wasn't bashing the crew, it was saying, Oh wow, you exceeded expectations. I mean, I'm sure that Hannah bashed the crew. I mean, don't get me wrong. She probably was like, In Bugs' it, let me tell you something else about Bugs' it.

She's got a funer face, don't she? It's like a Bugs' it was first, do it all be dead. And that long girl, she was bullied for being a bully. What an idiot. So Bobby's like, so fucked up she did this. I have no, no words. I'm like, what else is new? Okay, so Helen Lauren are talking and Lauren's like, I'm like, I'd like, seriously, like

whatever, like, it's like I would climb back. I look at three and she's like be for be for bullied for bullied I think you'd like me because you found me on social normally I have a very strict policy and she's like I do it if there was a connection or like if it was Bobby and I was wasted you know you know I'll go no high five high and not even you Hannah no okay do you know that when I do that joke? By the way, I actually raised my hand like I'm doing a high five as if anyone's watching me do a high five.

I'm high five. I am Lauren. I am Lauren. I do that sometimes with Ramona. I hit the microphone because I'm moving my head around so much. Me too. That's why you hear a thumb sound every time you hear this. Did you hear that?

No, but every time you hear this it's when I'm going, okay, we're a very active podcast. This is full, this is why you gotta come to the live shows. That way you can, when I raise my hand to the high five, you actually get to see it. You get to see Ronnie Bump his microphone in real life, IRL. Yes. So Bobby, let's see, boat cleaning.

So Bobby brings the watching Wes help Malia down something and she's like And then Bobby sneaking around is like bro bro come here bro I want the whole crew to know that Hannah's talking shit about all of us to the chore yet So so Bobby Bobby brings the iPad dinner because he cuz Bobby and bugs he go to dinner with Max and Emily and they talk about it and like oh my God So rude is so unprofessional yada. I mean it is unprofessional for sure, but yada yada yada yada and then So then she said that we didn't expect that much tip. Can you believe it? It makes us look bad

Like that must that has got to be the worst thing in there. Where are they being so dramatic? If that's what bugs is repeating over and over. And Bobby's like, oh, she's talking shit. And Max is like, Hi, does that mean that if you need to get a B J from another kuga, you can get one. And she's like, now Max is about professionalism. You know what though? And they they they were talking for example, like, I mean, look at this here. Look, they're planning for Dallas to have a walk by of the yacht while she's at the front of it.

And then they show Hannah sitting at the front of the yacht and then Dallas and his friends walk by and then he looks up at her and he's like, oh, look, it's a familiar face. And they like wave at each other, like, nothing's going on. And I actually thought that was so hot like oh that like that secret meeting shit I feel like as gay men we really we really respond well to that distance we had to spend time in our lives in the closet and you have like there is like a you know

it's like cruising basically I was like that is hot like I support both of them in their little clandestine nod to each other from doc to yacht. Yeah, Hannah's also at all. She's sitting up there in a ball gown. I'm just having a smoke. Just reenacting Titanic, you know? So she's like, I'm going to go take Walt-thane boys and Buxi's like, I y'all right! And she's like, yeah, I'm all right.

She's like checking your lipstick and she's in this beautiful outfit. Yeah. And Buxy's like, Buxy, Bobby has decided that Max and he are gonna follow her to punk her and be like, oh, hey, we're at the same bar as you're meeting your secret fucker, whatever. And Bobby's like, whoa, everyone's gonna see me like bright pink shirt.

Oh, so Max gives him his shirt. It's also the camera crew And you see Adam immediately of course, or I mean Hannah of course immediately sees them Yeah, and she's sitting on a bench smoking cigarette. She looks like she's in the middle of some scene from the foreign identity Like she is she's like you fucking idiots get out of here They're five and say I see us about to to come right in here about to ruin everything the fucking idiots It was so born identity. I couldn't believe it. It's like abort abort Dallas is like so soon. How do you already know? No So then bugs is telling Wes and Adam now she's just telling everybody. She's like so excited

She's like I was in the master suite, and I said if I was Chief Stu, I'd have this iPad plugged into the power unit. And then it was going, Blok, Blok, Blok, and I was saying it's very unprofessional. And Emily goes, I think it might be a bit touchy with the situation, because it might be seen as an invasion of privacy.

Now, there's that thing, you know, and then bugs is like, oh yeah, shit. So now, Bugsy feels like they have to tell Hannah. And in the middle of this, by the way, this is when the sour passioning happened. And also, Sandy is like, oh, I think I'm gonna skip Bri. I'm just gonna go to sleep. It's going to be 7.30 pm.

And I wanna make sure I get a good night's sleep. So good night everyone, happy brie. She goes, you have your iPad, right? And bugs is like, of course it. I've got the iPad. It's like, enjoy. Yeah. So Bugsy now is being like, I think we should tell, I think we should tell Hannah, because you know, like this could get out of control. I'm like, yeah, because he told everyone. Yeah, he told everything. So, so bugsie and Max and Bobby all go up to Hannah,

who's like sitting on her, like her pining spot where she's hoping that Dallas is going to walk by. And they like, yeah, she's like, I've just talked to my 20th eggplant for no reason at all. What do you want? What can I be for? And they tell her what's going on. And and her face has she sort of has an oh shit look on her face But then she's like well, I've done nothing wrong and and bugs is like there wouldn't be more face reaction If I was if I was face you have a different face reaction And then Hammond's like to make that such an invasion of privacy like get a life take someone yourself.

And yeah, Buxy's like, whoo, suspicious. That's the third Steve behavior. So on the deck, Buxy and Malia are talking and Buxy's like, well, I like kind of, you know, for a third of four-steer, even a dickend, but for first, Emily goes, yeah, imagine if she found a text from one of us, she would lose her shit. And Lauren comes over, she's like, how are you guys? So it's just crying over the ironing. What do you guys want to do?

Emily is like, can you believe that fucking hypocrite bitch? Whatever. And Lauren's like, well, yeah, you know, it sucks. Like, yeah, Hannah, I made, it sucks. Like, uh, yeah, Hannah, I mean, besides that, like her personal business is now the cruise business. And she walks off. She's like, oh my god, I would die. Look, I anti-bullied. And then Malia says, that's to insecure shady girls teaming up. I'm like, what do you think you are? You two are sitting here teaming up. You are exactly the same. Nothing says insecurity

than stringing along two different guys. Yeah. While judging someone else's iPad thing, at least they weren't like co-workers. At least that guy was like rich and could get a boat. You know, you're just fucking maids. I mean, for sure what Hannah did, like kissing the guy on Charter was totally unprofessional.

But, you know, unlike Danny from last season, she didn't, it didn't get in the way of the work. It was, she wasn't, like, when, she wasn't professing her love to the Dallas guy, like, while they're trying to clean up. You know, it was, it was something that happened when everyone was asleep. She should not have happened admittedly, but I would say the bulk of the bulk of their quirk relationship happened after he was off the boat. So Yeah, not a good look for Hannah for sure But like also everyone needs to calm the fuck down because he's hot and rich, okay?

Yeah, and we make the next we'll out we make allowances for hot and rich Yeah, the next day she's like now I I'm really realizing how fucked up this is. It's violated my trust. It's violated the trust of the guest. And it's violated the trust I should have and the chief's do. I'm like, okay, you know, addressed to the nation. So she's she's decided. Reckon foil. So like, listen here, Russia leaks. So she's decided that she needs to get in front of this because bugs. He will find a way to be like, not a shame. I was going through the odd pad.

Unfortunately, I couldn't erase these six ticks. What do you think, kitten? So she goes up to the captive. She's like, uh, kitten, kitten, Hannah, Hannah, captain's like, oh, well, hello there, captain, captain, Hannah, Hannah.

Do you want to drive the boat a little bit, huh? Is that what you're here for? Okay, all right, you get on this gear here, and then I'll get the anchor sanctuary ready, and then, oh, no, no, oh, oh, okay. Let me guess, you're delegating me as a bird. No, all right, just come on up. Guess I won't fly away.

So she goes up there and she's like, well well kept in I wanted you to know how an instant connection with that rich hot piece of meat I tried to keep it professional But in the late shift he pulled me aside and kissed me and I'd made a kiss him back a little for the camera like Only two seconds. I don't know. I just give her a Wow, oh, whoa, oh That's not cool. That is a two syllable whoa whoa Oh, that is not cool to respond if the charter guest hits on you, okay But it did it help him get to sleep because if it did I can be lenient

Well, tell you this much you found me on social whoa Whoa you cannot approach a social line, okay? You gotta use common sense. Now look, going forward, you're no longer on the late shift. You know people can make out in the daytime, right? Yeah. I feel like that's probably a good thing. I think it's probably nice to not be on the late shift.

You don't have to deal with the drunken people. Yeah, she's like, begs is on late from now on. It's like, oh, awesome.. You just gave me an earlier bedtime. Thank you. Yes, Chuck, I'm taking her off night so the temptation is gone. Those nights filled with kisses and brains, you know, are now a thing of the past. Those hat Croatian nights. Over.

Croatian nights.. Croatian nights. Was that a Mr. Skin? I don't remember. I may have to set up another fortress day. You know what I'm saying? I felt guilty even going on Mr. Skin with him on the board.

Now where are those pictures of Ellen Green? So Bobby. Now it's like Bobby's big moment. Now he gets to take the boat off. He's like, oh, I think the boat is like sure. Oh, right. Well, I'm glad you asked Bobby. He's like, okay, I press that button. No, this one. I'm gonna pull this one sick. Okay. Well, all right. Well, okay, the boats now crashed. Okay. Yeah. All right. You guys get off. I'm the last one. You know, captain goes down on the boat. All right, here we go. Okay, we're done. So Hannah has a meeting with Bugsy

and she's immediately on the defensive. She's like, first of all, you're on the late shift. As far as last night, as my friend, I would have expected you to come to me and it was uncool. And she's like, oh, did come to you. That was the boat's eye pad. It's a fireable effect. And I've spoke to you last night about it. She's like, you didn't come to me. You got Max and Bobbid to come to you, that was the boat's iPad, it's a fireable effect. And I spoke to you last night about it, she didn't come to me, you got Max and Bobbude

to come with you. So I put that we're involved. Because you involved them. Yeah, she's like, to me, it's kind of gross and awkward, but whatever. So then, so then Bugsy is like, suggests that they swap roommates because it's so awkward. So Bugsy suggests that she moves with Malia and that Lauren moves with Hannah. And Bugsie at this point is so nervous because her voice is fully troubling.

She's like, where? I think that maybe that I should maybe and we believe in you maybe alone because obviously there is tension. And Hannah's like, you didn't want this tension and get the fuck out of my room. And also Hannah just let Bugsie do another delegation. Yeah. She made her make another decision. and also hanna just let bugsy do another delegation ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You know, saying, Hannah was being very unprofessional in one hand, but then on the other hand, they were invading her privacy, so they kind of can't see each other out.

But I think the one thing that is actually really bad, the most unprofessional, is that it wasn't so much that they were invading Hannah's privacy, but they're invading their guest's privacy. And that's what Hannah brings up. And I was like, ooh, that might be the thing that shifts the needle for me, because that is, at the end of the day, that's kind of bad, that he's the guest and he paid the money for that and they want him to come back and If I were him. Well, I don't like that It's of course the women are going out each other, but at the end of the day it was the man who did it

It was the man who signed it to the iPad. It was the man who blew everything, you know And they're fighting with each other when it should have been like you idiot He can't keep his secret for five gold damn minutes You stay signed into many iPads Furthermore if they had a password everything that should have taken some money out of his wealth Farge's that's right Come on women. What do I have to teach you how to do everything also? Exhibit a he's hot and rich. Where were the high fives? Where were the high fives? Why was not the first response to be like you naughty devil hanner? Oh Hanner you're terrible.

The dinner. I was first. So she's like, look, so she's talking to Lori now. And she's like, look, they we've got miss first, do and then we've got a bad ass bitch. So that's how that's going to play it. She's like, yeah, you're like awesome. And I don't want to ruin with Rana Rousky anymore. Anyway, Ronda Rousy.'t want to run with Rana Rasky anymore anyway. Ronda Rousey. Yeah. Who is that Ronda Rousey? She's like a super famous like MMA fighter,

Lady MMA fighter. She's like, no thanks. I'm out of there. And she's like, best day ever. And she goes, well, just so you know, this is what happened. That hot, slava meat pulled me aside and kissed me, but I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And then I walked away immediately. And Lauren's like, well, yeah, because like, I had to just vent your last night. And it's like so wrong. I can't believe it. She's too huge. She goes, um, to dumb and dumb or like, Malia and slut face, whatever, you know, they're like, oh my god, I can't believe it. She goes, oh, Malia said that. Okay, making out with two crew members in the same night is totally okay. So now we have, we now we have a line in the sand between

the, between the, the ladies on the, on the boat, which is great. Um, and there are Malia's, uh, Buxi is moving into Malia's room and the guy's like, what. And there are Malia's, Buccy's moving in the Malia's room and the guy's like, what's going on? Malia goes, because everyone wants to sleep with me on this boat in case you hadn't noticed. And Bobby's like, oh, she's like, it was a joke. Oh, so now Buccy, do you have spinach? I didn't bring any, damn it.

Now strip. So now the guests come on board and it's time to leave port and Bob is big moment And he's like all confused. She's like all right now you take this leave you just push it for it Oh push it backwards and no forward or to the side no, no you take now do this one Math It's like oh you just need a little more practice, but I probably won't be more practice on my watch good luck to you Good luck to you. Good luck to you. Over on Darius Leppett slide it. You don't know how it goes. It's like, I don't.

All right. Well, thanks for playing. We'll begin the pressure. Taking care of the rope and Lincoln's caught it so big in West's like, but should he say it? She just took her head like, no, please don't. So now Adam goes and talks to took her head like no. So now Adam goes and talks to the guests about like I just want to talk about food and not at all and Hannah is just getting annoyed because she's never seen a chef that doesn't get into his whites to go talk to the guests that's out of the gallery because he's there he's got his cap on his apron his, his nasty clothes. And she just hates it. Because Hannah is a fiend for protocol, unless it involves kissing a hot guy after hours. Naturally.

So she's just getting annoyed and she's just over the whole crew and everything. And she feels like the whole eye-pass situation is something you do in enemy and she thought she was friends with Bugsie, but now she can make Bugsie's life hell. So Hannah then meets up with Adam in the gallery after he's already talked to everyone and is having this apron. And she's like, can you give me a favor? Next time you talk to a kiss, could you maybe take off your apron? He's like, no!

Like, yeah, I won't. Okay? And it'll be a cold-air herb hell before I take orders from the loser that you Like we'll all I'm saying is I don't like well. Yeah, I do whatever I want my galley Well, you do you on the interior in your other I'm like sure we're all in here. I'm what what wise like yeah Like he just comes off as such a massage and is every single time It's like if you didn't want to fuck you, he doesn't like you. Yeah. Or if he doesn't feel like he can use you to get fucked

by someone that he likes, then he has no use for you. He's a pig. Has got to deal with spinach. He's like, all right, well, I'm going to win Malia back right now with no, no, it's gone. No, but he is like, yeah, I've been doing this too long. I've taken orders from you. And then, then, then she's like, you prance around like a perfect, not even close. And yeah, and he's like, by the way, there have only been a few kitchen issues and they were intentional. And she's like, oh, that makes it better.

And he's like, yeah, but you're not perfect, okay? And great attitude. You've already lost one roommate. She's like, I, but you're not perfect, okay? And great attitude. You've already lost one roommate. She's like, I'm not gonna lose another. She's like, I'm not here to make friends. All right. Yeah. I love every time people whip that one out.

And I don't give you, give a shit if you don't like me or feel sarcastic to me. And he's like, BEE! I just wrote this guy as a co-head piece of shit. And also I like that the other ladies like, oh my god, did you see Adam's eyes? They're amazing. We thought we couldn't hook up and grow a shot. Did you see those things? Oh my goodness. And that was the end of the

episode. They're just going crazy. I love it. So good. Also, Hannah told us when she came in town, she's like, go guys, you want to get together and we're like, fuck yeah, let's go meet and party and stuff. And she's like, well, you know, Chef Adams here as well. And we're like, hmm. He's actually a really cool guy. I'm like, no, yeah, I know. We've talked too much shit and listen, we know that like who we see on TV is just what's been presented to us and could be totally different from who someone is. But we've gone in on Chef Adam so much that it would just be too uncomfortable to like say this shit, like he's a co-cat, he's on meth, what an asshole massage, just get out of your van and then like,

hey, let's hang out. Hey, hey, we're like going, we can't, we just can't do it. Yeah. We could be fake about that fake. Yeah, I know. And we're open to him being a cool guy, but we just can't pivot that quickly within hours. Yeah, we have to see it on this show because so far he's just been a total massage and his prick. Yeah. No matter who you like on the show because so far he's just been a total misogynist prick. Yeah. No matter who you like on the show. Yeah. But I'll tell you who's not a misogynist prick. Our listeners, everyone, it's Wednesday, which means it's time for...

...Sportline. Listen to SportLaw, this is a feature. If you go to patreon.com forward slash watch for crap ins. This is a way, if you support at this level, you, we turn the podcast over to you for about two minutes or so and you can tell us who you are, why you watch Pravah, why you listen to crap ins, all that fun stuff. So, to share what you want, what you like to eat. Yeah. We actually, this is a really great segment because we've now had like 17 or 18 of these. We've got, we've gone to hear from a lot of segment because we've now had like 17 or 18 of these.

We've got, we've gotten to hear from a lot of people and we're going to know, you know, the little bit of the personalities and at least the voices behind the names we see all over our Facebook and social media, et cetera, et cetera. So today's comes from Rony. Ready? Yeah, let's do it. Hey, Ben and Ronnie, this is Renee Thornbrew from Dallas, Texas. I am a new member to the Listener Spotlight, which I'm super excited about.

I actually got, I found out about y'all just a few months ago. I obviously follow anyone from Random prompriules tweets. In Ariana, tweeted something that she wasn't mad at washup crappings. So I was like, well, what's that? I had not heard of that. So once I found out about it, because it was during the, is Ariana mad at us? I was absolutely hooked. I could not be more of a fan. Y'all crack me up. Every thought

that goes through my mind when I'm watching these insane crazy people that I absolutely love slash hate on my bravo shows is everything. I could not imagine anything more. I now listen every day and when I don't have those, I listen to old podcast. So I would just like to say the best thing that you all left me with last week was about Bobby from below deck deck med and it was we don't judge you for your teeth it's how you use them and I literally I don't know why but when Ronnie says it it cracks me up and I think about it now every day so thank you for that and I will talk to you soon. Oh, thanks for that. Thank you for that. It's, it's, we sit here and we podcast for hours every day, because we do multiple episodes in one day.

And sometimes, I just feel like we just say stuff. We don't even remember what we say, you know? And like, I, so it's funny when there's like a line, a throwaway line or whatever. And when, when listeners come back to us, like, oh my God, when you said that, that was so fancy. We don't even remember saying that. And I'm like, we said that.

That's, it's crazy. So I like when I get offended. Like if someone sends me a tweet and it's something I said, but I don't remember. And I think they're being mean to me. Like, what the hell did that mean? Yeah. Like, uh, that's your quote, 88.

Like, oh, sorry, nevermind. We'll just stay off the Twitter, how about that? Yeah, seriously. So anyway, guys, thanks for listening. We love y'all. We are back tomorrow with Real Housewives of New York City. Always a fun time. Buy those tickets, everyone. Watch GrabB New York City. Always a fun time. Buy those tickets everyone.

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