Watch What Crappens - #489 RHONY: Ski Clip

Episode Date: June 29, 2017

The Real Housewives of New York go to Vermont for a ski trip. Will anyone figure out why Dorinda keeps saying clip? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That one we do have the link up for. So Friday at 10 a.m., I think Pacific time, those go live. So get them now while the getting is good. Yep, and in other news, I've been searching online to find out when Beverly Hills start shooting because they should have been shooting by now and they are not shooting. And nothing is being leaked. I haven't heard anything from anybody. I don't know who signed on. I've not heard anything of you. No, you know, but I don't pay attention to that stuff to be honest.

I'm not to be like that, but I just don't. I just like it just to arrive at, arrive on my laptop one day, just like, here's the trailer. I'm like, yay. Oh, okay. Yeah, I get like obsessive about it. I'm like, well, if they're, you know, if they're not cast yet, then when are they going to be cast and then when is it going to start airing? And how's this going to affect my Christmas? I do know that D'Ariott was doing some sort of photo shoot at the Loma Taj Bradley Hills, which is hilarious because we were like two blocks away from that today. We were so close to D'Ariott, but that's all I know. I mean, I do know that Vanderpump rules the shooting.

That's for sure. Yeah. So what the hell should all be at the same time? I'm not liking this. The only people I hear for sure coming back are Vanderpump, Kyle, Dereet, and Erica. That's all I've really heard anything about. I don't even know if Miss Rina better get her ass back on that so. She better. So I don't know what's going on. Well, I'm sure they're going to resurrect some, you know, middling star from the 80s to fill out the cast, you know, like the older sister

from Mr. Belvedere is ready to have her come back, I believe. So real houses of Beverly Hills is really good for resurrecting those careers. Well, might I suggest Vicki, the little robot girl from it's a small lender. Might we suggest park overall? You guys park overall really deserves another chance. She ran for office, you know. Yeah, well, another one then. Because that's a chance, right? Like your your faces on lawns, like lawn signs signs or or how about they just shoot in more parks and wear more overalls. See, she's always getting a chance. Like every time she passes a park and there's someone in overalls, she's like, up, they still remember me.

I feel like there was probably someone who was a teenager on on the cast of WK RP in Cincinnati and is now of Housewives age. And if not that show, I'm ahead of the class. I mean, it's just like it writes itself. What's your partner's daughter doing these days? Aside from listening to opera secretly in her headphones? Yes, I remember that episode. Remember that episode was like everyone thinks I'm listening to pop music, particularly I listen to opera. So the possibilities are endless. You know where all the possibilities are endless in the Bronx. York.

Yes, specifically the Bronx, even more specific, the Bronx, Arthur Avenue. Yeah, Arthur. That's such a, that's such a Bronx street name. Arthur. Arthur. Arthur. Yeah. That's such a Bronx street name. Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Yeah, tonight's episode of Real House, this New York City opens up with Bethany,

you know, walking through Bronx is literally on Arthur Avenue, and she's going into an Italian restaurant, and I'm like, where is Jewels when we need her? Okay, come on, who's gonna stuff the fork into the Calzone? Who's gonna be like, she's gonna be like, do you have a look, a little metal cop

at something you could do with Cal own? I really miss that. Oh, I like it. Marinara. I feel like Bethany would name her next child Marinara. It just seems a good best in your name. Hey, Marinara. Marinara. I'll look at this Marinara.

So I'll play with the toys. I'm just throwing out. Jason just texted me that Marinara is delicious. That's disgusting. I'm suing him. It's disgusting. Taking the point. Dipping into Marinara. Well, I think I know. I believe it. I believe it. Bethany is always plugging something if she's in the scene, right? So it's either

about skinny girl or her new show. It's got to be something. And so now she's doing this thing where she's like going to different parts of New York. You know, got Chinatown like seriously and I've been to Chinatown like where do you get Chanel prices for $10 like seriously? Like seriously never been to story. Yeah, huh never been to story. I think Greek food. Okay, like literally I tell me now Just like let's wrap me up into the box. Levin like streaming for dessert like I can't yeah I think that now she's going to little Italy. This is now a pattern So Bethany must be planning something. And I feel like it's expert, maybe for the show, maybe, maybe, but I feel like she's going to try and do one of those food network like she could, you know, big eat shows or whatever where they go to different places and then they interview the celebrity chefs

about them, but she'll be the only one. But you know, though, I would, I would be fine with that because I feel like that's her lane and it always has been. So I'm fine with, I would I would be fine with that because I feel like that's her lane and it always has been so I'm fine I would rather see that than Guy Fieri Can I tell you how it I mean this is good and a little bit into our bonus episode for next week We're talking about the food network star, but like if I have to turn on food network star One more time and watch the end of guys grocery game because see you later on triple G I'm like it's not I don't call it triple G

Okay, because I'm not familiar with you like that. Okay. I do not make it friendly like that. It's guys, grocery games, AKA supermarkets sweep, and even supermarkets sweep, I don't call SMS. Okay. Well, he just needs to have triple things because like he has triple D's diners, drive-ins and dives. I want triple B. It's Bethany. Bethany and Bethany. Was this like I have two more B's like that I can't go to my I'm the B. Like I'll see if you're gonna shoot from for this beat. You know what you got to get the other two B's.

Okay, just three of us. Okay, kill a B's. Okay, we're like a rap group with killer B's. Ethany's bus boys. Here I am. Here I am little Italy talking to the bus boys. What do you think of the Profiterals? Hey. Bethany barrel and, uh, uh, bio Richards, three bees. I like the idea of Bethany's bus boys. Bethany just going around and judging bus boys everywhere. What's the matter? Huh? Triple W? What's the matter? What's going on? What's what's what's what's what's what's what's eating?

Uh, triple W. She's like, that's not a cheetah2 brand so like try and set down the internet. G2 brand. Triple you? No, triple w, huh? Is that like, is that six years then? No, definitely. Wait a minute. That's the, you didn't, that's the way my podcast triple a was that like that? No, it's not a real association America. What? Like, yeah, like, there's nobody doing your driving. Like, I can't, like literally, I can whole. No, it's automobile association America. What? Yeah, like, there's somebody doing a driving. Like, I can't literally, I can't, like, I grow around too much. So you start selling like roadside assistance.

SA. So near automobile assistance. It's very sexy. JJ, JJ. It's like the sexy J, just three times. You know, Ramona wants to have roadside assistance and then so did D'Rinta, but I was the one who did it, okay? John said he wanted to start Triple H.

Hey, what are you saying right now, that's it. Oh, yeah, so for whatever they're going for, we're in little Italy in the Bronx, which I didn't even know existed. So, you know, good for you guys. I know it exists because every time I go back to New York, my parents are like, oh, we want to take you to this great new Italian restaurant, Westchester. It's just like Arthur Avenue.

I'm like, I don't know what Arthur Avenue is. Arthur. Arthur. Arthur. Arthur. Nice call back to secrets and lives. So, Bethany arranged this lunch in at this Italian restaurant. And she's like, it feels like 1950, dressed accordingly.

I'm like, dress accordingly. You're wearing a fur that makes you look like an outcast from Labyrinth. Also, there's a seahorse logo. I don't know that I would trust a place with the seahorse logo, like an Italian restaurant. I don't want to think of seahorses while I'm eating pasta. I don't trust people camp on branding. I'm sorry. It's a skinny Seahorse.

Okay, so Tinsley comes and she's like, I don't even come here. Like, I don't even go here. Tinsley is very confused. Just like, is this, I thousand up for you, Si. I just, I was like really upper and really east side. Where am I gonna get my blow out here? You guys just Really stressful for me You want me to get over but I can't get over where's the guy friend? Yeah, everyone looks a little confused

They're like what is fucking Bethany up to you know like what's this bitch trying to sell now? Dorinda's the only one is like yeah, it feels like home, I'll be honest with you. I'm leaving now. I will cancel it if we want for you. It's our avenue. Hey, only hey, John, you should sign a buff boy show here, Beth. And he's a guy. And Lohanna's like, who knew there was a little Italy in the Bronx. My right, girls, we just got married.

Hello, had a heart. You know, the only reason why Tinsley showed up is because she probably thought Arthur Avenue as a guy she was being set up with. Let me get it dentist. Let me guess. I'm just going to steal him from me. It's very hard for me to meet a good guy named Arthur when I live in Somia's house. Like, you want to get enough. So Durinda just shows up still wasted from last night. Everyone's confused, but Durinda's basically, you know, like, hey, everybody is me. Like she's been there a million times or something.

And she's like, give me a bloody man and keep it going. So we know this is going to be a good scene. Yeah. And Carol's dressed in like all these khaki colors So Bethany gives me these jokes that she dressed for Safari and and she's she's like, oh yeah, well, you know, I like a Carol You know Carol's got has a safari tour three, huh? And then and then Dwin is like, what's the safari tour? What what are you doing at three? Huh? What were you doing? I don't get it Yeah, please don't ask that in front of Ramona. So bec, oh, I see, bro. Okay. So I'm ready to go on the tour, Carol. Where are we going? First, what are we looking at? I don't see any

lions or giraffes on the white. So let's see here. Sonya's,'s like, ah, hey, Sonya, I told you address for slamming. Did you address for salami? She's like, oh, of course I always dress for salami. Hide the slummy. Peel the slummy. You know, kept the slummy and put it on a tray.

Potentially will eat and not even say thank you for all about salami. Show this llama over the brown ice. So let's see. So, Carol. Oh, sorry. No, I'm just reading through notes. The notes on this are insane because when there's entire episodes with all the ladies in them, it's madness. So Carolyn Bethany are, so they wanna go on a trip

to Vermont to go skiing. They're gonna wanna go stradding or something like that. And then they're talking, let's do a ski trip, whatever, but you know, what about Ramona? Is she invited? She's not invited? What's the story with Ramona? And then like Bethany's like,

I mean, why would I invite her? Like, she just made her my life. Like, she sat there and she just fully decimated it. Like, she just like told her part. Like, I don't get it. It's Like, she decimated my life. Like, she sat there and she just fully decimated it. Like, she just like tore apart. Like, I don't get it. It's like, my old bar in my apartment. Like, I just got torn apart and torn out and taken out. Like, and apparently that's supposed to make my life better.

I don't get it. Like, what's going on? Yeah. And after I said, you know, during this, like, yeah, she was drunk. Which, of course, you know, is a totally valid excuse. And she said, and Durinda says that. I think because she was drunk, she says that as she clanks the wine bottle back into the bucket

Like she can't get she misses it. She's like drunk All right, okay And Beth and he's like yeah, but that's the true serum when you get drunk You know like remember when she got drunk and she wrote Sonya for that wine thing when she was you know She was in the business first and all that stuff and Sony is like yes Oh, they showed the clip of Sony making her Prosecco announcement and Ramona being like, let's be honest, okay? Like, let's face it.

Does Sonya even know what she's doing? Slapping her label on her on a Prosecco bottle. Yeah, I think she's okay with that. She's had practice with the Toaster ovens. This was Bethany's attempt to turn Sonia against Ramona, but all it did was cause a ridiculous flare up between Sonia and Durinda, because all of a sudden, the mirror,

like mention of the tipsy girl got Sonia going, and she was like, that's when Sonia was like, you know, my tipsy girl, you know Ramona, and the Rinda, they both wanted tipsyy girl and that's when Durinda was a Caliggy why is you tipsy that guy Call me five Five times that guy call me whoa like Durinda's like we're just ready to rumble at this point You bet it back it up you better back it up.

It's slow. Some fill tips. I don't want to do tipsy girl. I just didn't do it. You can see the real. That's related. I was like, she's like way too mad. Way way too.

Like they got in the brown. I think I'm wearing the Bronx is like literally rubber belts for her to like bounce off of the ring Like the where where she has my commentary like I can't Sonia of course comes with you know her book of evidence because Durinda had her fire with evidence and not other party in the Berkshire's so Sonia's like well You know that guy said that he met with John and he said that you were into it. John said that you were into it I have the texts. I have the texts So she starts whipping out her phone and turned it like, he's show me it's yeah, okay

You want to know I always tell you don't know what God can't think well, I bet you scribbling something out of the scribble Pan, huh? And the way I'm like scribbling Whoa, the wands like, Darynda, quiet, there are other people. I'm like, is this the first time anyone on this show has ever told anyone to be quiet because of other people? And now you're at some place in the Bronx,

where you're probably welcome to screaming and you're like, quiet, quiet, where amongst the people? I know, it's just all these big, big old dudes. Yeah. It's like, and now Dary during the somehow turns this into a weird self-empowerment like pro ladies the lady in paramount and she's like, I'm not married to John a Dessian on my married have John a Dessian run tipsy

goes I'm not married to him. I'm run myself. John can touch whoever he wants to say is in the being of tips of girl. I'm not doing it. I'm not drinking it. Jan, junky drink it. I'm not drinking Jan. I'm a single lady. I'm barely my brother. Like what would you do? Do they say to snaple? I say, you know what I say about your tip in the cap? I don't give a fuck if I wanted a tip.

I would have gone addiction over, okay? So Jan, you take the cap, okay? I don't give a fuck if I wanted to tip I would have gone to dictionary okay so Johnny take the cap okay I don't care about Wendy. Hey by the way snapily I got a tip for you stop writing things so small on the bottom of the cap who's gonna read that? He's that lady I got a tip for you you've been working there for 20 years you still Let's go in on. So now she's all mad about text and so I'm just just flicking through her phone like hold on. I'm going to show it to you. This one's a salami. I told you I love salamis.

It's like oh Jesus Sonia. And I love how while Sonia is arguing she just has these giant spectacles on on like the very edge of her nose. You like, hold on. What is this an eight or is this a Z? I can't tell. Can you look at this? Meanwhile, that's like this, this pizza doesn't taste the same without a fork cooked into

it. Is it me? It's me. I remember pizza tasting like this, like literally. So Dorinda is just yelling and everybody's just cracking up because you know Dorinda's just on a drug tour into roll and Carol's like this is so good. And she says, Sonia you owe Dorinda an apology. She's like no I don't.

She wanted to do the tipsy girl. So give me a back up. You know what? And now she's standing. She's like, you're bankrupt. Okay. I got the papers Host this host this with the most is what you are host is playing a cupcake that places bankrupt too last I heard what you were twinkie Which we keep at train even lay anymore, okay? What you want those pink snowball things that you know, isn't it have anymore?

You want those? The fluffy asses. You know what I mean, the pinks. Stupid. And so what do you want of those frogs with a peanut with a M&M? Eyeballs, a minivite stream. Guess what?

That's not hostess. That's good humor. And you have none. She stands up and she starts like during the goal post on her vagina. She's like, this is the most, this is the most, this is the most, this is the most, and then she just walks off and then they show the big Bronx guys just watching like, like could have stayed home for this, you know.

And the best part about that is that Dorenda doing that thing was a gesture that a wrestler used to make in the WWE. I want to say it was Triple H, but I don't think it's Triple H. It was the guy who was like, if you don't like it, suck it! You always go suck it and you point with that. Just like that. I was like, I love that Durinda is actually just like channeling a wrestler right now. I like that Durinda just jumps from fast food to fast food because she's like, host is one of the host is, oh yeah, by the way, clip, clip, clip, clip, and she starts making this like Heather Clawham thing at her time. Clip, clip, clip. And Beth and he's like, what is that? Like, like, I don't know what that

means. It felt vaguely like Fossy. Like, maybe there was something in there that was like, maybe lifted from all that jazz. I'm not sure. It's like way more difficult than it looks. People are like, that's the easiest dancing ever. And it's just, it's like way harder. No, no, it's not because it was something about the way she was making her little hand puppet, where she's in clip, but she was like moving her head away from it and then looking you up. And it was just, there was some sort of

artistry about it that I felt like was deeply profound and legendary. She had like isolated her wrist perfectly. Clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, you fool. All I could think of is you know, she's with John so much, she's probably just thinking of like chips spilling all over the couch like clip it yeah, I even with these chips clip but the clip clip clip clip like Jesus why are you talking about clips all the time. That's all I can really think of like Sony is just like a messy you know chip bag laying open on the couch and to read this just mad at everything now. Oh my god. Hey, do you get my coat from the hostess? Guess what? I have a fur.

Hostess was the most stupid, clever. So she's mad. So she just walks off. God only knows where. You know, God knows where she's even. I've been looking at some canolaes. I know it's even affected by anything with her and anymore. So you're like, well, she doesn't have to be little me by saying I was only doing the hostess thing. I'm doing a lot of things. You might know if you kept up with the theater. You know, my Cabr lesca ray toaster is like doing so well at Santro pay, which as we all know is a club in Hoboken. They have girls, if you we all know is a club in Hoboken. They have girls. If you heard, Brett is back.

Brett is, Brett is back. Brett is back. That Hoboken, Brett, as we all know, is the dancer who is playing me in the, in the Santro Pay club. I've got a new show in Hoboken. It's called Brett is back. It's not too strong. It's about a woman named Brett's called bretta's back. It's not dudes restaurant. Hoboken.

It's about a woman named bretta and her back. Breta's back. Are you gonna come see it? There's a lot of Cabra lasking it. So, Dorenda is still going off, you know. Oh no, she doesn't really go off because she's, well, there's nothing now in this whole way. You're like, well, while you go to the kitchen, like seriously.

She took her own commercial break. That's what happened. She's like, I don while you go to the kitchen, like, seriously. She took her own commercial break. That's what happened. She's like, I don't know if Bravo's gonna cut you up in case they do. I'm gonna make my break. All right, I'm back. You don't pull it all in, baby. Yeah, and I'm interested in something, all right?

All right. All right, we're back from commercial. Bad moms, too. This December, anyway, I never said a word. I was proud of you I was happy for you. I believe in you. We all believe in you But you are not moving on top model Sonya. This was so beautiful because then she turns into like crying during that Happy birthday, happy birthday! Happy birthday! And all that stuff you said about me, I love it.

And that's how he was like, oh yeah, well, what about the Berkshire? What about the Berkshire? Yeah, she was like, you gave me five flimsy excuses and none of them were true. And she's like, oh, god! I'm not gonna move backwards. That's right! I'm not gonna move back with that swipe. And then somehow as per tradition it becomes listen, what I have a friendship with you. You and me with the same people from Berkshire's, you and me.

You funny face to have the lady I like you. Ah, that's Sonia. Whatever. Jorinda's the only person can go from, that's what, who is with that? Why, he's wanting to be frank, you know, it's what I want. I respect you. I respect, it's like you just called her, you haven't even taken a breath and you just

called her an aphys wipe. And it's like, I want that too. And then finally we know, we know that the argument has come to a close because it's the equivalent of when there's a brawl in NHL They just they just wait for all the hockey players to punch themselves out and once it's finally subsided the reps come back in So in comes Lou who Luan just goes let's have some calamari It is over So they all just get up to go those boxes. Yeah, they just get up to go. That's boxes. Yeah, they just get up to go. So I mean, it's like, well, you know, say your piece, get it out.

Then we can then we can offer it. See Italian way. I'm like, none of you, like, what are you even talking about? So then they just get up to go and Carol tell some of the older guys. She's like, guys, sorry for all the screaming. They're like, sorry for what? The screaming. What now?

The screaming. It's like, you're the screamer Carol okay the can you're a tie your tie and restaurant they're screaming it will happen they're like sorry for the sea rating on the front door like what do you want and one of the guys goes hey you look like Carol's like, who's the Vanya? Is that another one of them? They're like cockroaches. She's having Vietnam flashbacks of the Turkish lady with her

fortune telling cops. She's like, it's was not in my future. That would have been great because the psychics are really good on this show. That would have been great if the psychics are really good on this show That would have been great if the psychics just turned over that little coffee cup. It was like emails emails ruin your life And then she puts a spoon in and Carol falls into the sunken place She's like Malania and at least like well, thank you gentlemen That's a compliment because she loves Donald Trump.

They're like, good to you! Anyway, I have to get out of this Italian restaurant, you know? All this fighting is really ruining my reputation that it works so hard on when I was the hostess of that show. Signora back in 1994. I just wanted to say gentlemen, it's been lovely meeting you, but I would have appreciated if you had thrown some change on the floor after all I did just get married. It would have been a sign of respect.

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She's like well, so I was to give out it and my so like my dad was like an alcoholic It ruined his whole family and his whole life and he ended all but then I was thinking about after he died He was gentle and like he was a gentle man like gentle man. If I think about that before gentle man Like if I bet poor man toes words. It's gentle man. If I think about that before, gentle man. Like, if I put my foreman toes, words, it's crazy. Crazy words, I can't sleep, cause the words. I never got it before, but I'm drinking myself to sleep every night, you know? And I just don't wanna guy like my dad. The other guys like, um, wait, let's go back to that.

You are drinking yourself to sleep. It's like, oh, I don't have a problem with it. It's just that, you know, I just can't sleep in it because I have these horrible nightmares about this tumultuous relationship that was so public, it was like, aren't you broke me? Like I'm broken. And I just can't go to sleep, you know what I mean? So I just drink a bottle of wine and then boom, I'm out.

You know, then my dreams, I still remember them. They're still horrible, but I'm drunk on my dreams. And then my dad's there and he's drunk. And I'm like, oh my god, my dad lost his job again. It's like, it's all happening all over again. You know, uh, pompeach. But he's so gentle. Um, yeah, I like what she says.

She keeps, she's attracted to people like her father. I'm like, your tricers are alcoholics. Yeah, well, yeah. She's like, my favorite movie is leaving Las Vegas. Oh my god, it's a feel good movie of the year. I mean, he never really left, did he? Yeah, and then she's like, it's just that my character was a sass thing.

It's like a hard to go through. Like my character was so a sass, it was like so public. I'm like, Tinsley, I knew so little about you going into this season and you have brought up your arrest so many times and I don't think you should have anything to be embarrassed about, but honestly, I would have been perfectly happy just knowing that your whole thing was a curl.

I didn't need to know about it, I'll be rest. I would be your assassinating yourself right now. Yeah, the curling iron is enough for us. Yeah, that's assassination enough. And we like that sort of assassination. Yeah, even my curling iron is sad. Oh, I was like, I just want to. Oh, sorry.

No, no, you get it. No, I just like that she launched into the whole man thing because she's like, you know, it's like I'm always attracted to people like my dad. Like these trust fund guys, they don't have to work hard, you know, and then they end up sleeping all day and drinking too much. And, you know, it's like kind of what I want, but it's like not what I want because like then you're going to have a guy who's like sleeping all day, you know what I mean? It's like my, it's my ex-boyfriend and it's fear.

It's a major fear of dying, you know? Like mean? It's like my ex-boyfriend and it's fear. It's a major fear of dying, you know, like my character when it was assassinated. It was totally assassinated. You know, this is a brutal film of my character just like driving on the back of some fucking some fucking convertible and I'm like, what are you doing on a convertible in Dallas? They'll shoot you and they did, you know, it's like there's one-per-long round. Dive tissue my nose is still stuffed a little bit. Hey, you know what, I just want to feel like, I just want to feel like me again. Okay, I just want to feel like me in the therapist's like, yeah, we're going to have to do better than just you.

Yeah. How about you feel like something better, like, I don't know, Amy Fisher or, I don't know. Yeah, Amy Fisher at least left with the trophy, you know what I mean? And the shrink is like, well, I think that we should aim for a better version of you. I'm not going to stop curling it. I'm not going to die of the different color. I'm not changing the shape of my eyebrows. He's like, okay, time's up. Okay, I feel better. Thanks. Geez. Yeah.

So then we go to a scene of Luan. I'm going to go to the scene. I'm going to go to the scene. I'm going to go to the scene. I'm going to go to the scene. I'm going to go to the scene. then we then we go to a scene of Luan who goes to meet up with Sonia Ramona, Sonia and Ramona for lunch. And they they're sitting there and Lou and Sonia tell Ramona about the mistagostino. I saw you change your name on social media on Instagram.

It's Mrs. Dagestino on Twitter. It's Mrs. Dagestino. She's like, well, I'm Mrs. Dagestino. What do you want from me? And then Sony is just like, hmm, okay. So this lunch with Bethany, that whole tipsy girls thing came up again. I mean, really? Later, yes, I will take that.

He's like, take what? Oh, I just assumed you're going to offer me the new bride special. Okay, fine. I guess I'll be the one to suggest that I'll take the new bride special. We don't have that. I mean, would you like some water, ma'am? I do. Oh, thank you.

Some memories just never do they never die. Waiter, are there any specials? Speak now, if I ever hold your piece, you know what I'm saying? Thank you. Some memories just never do they. Never die. Waiter, are there any specials? Speak now if I ever hold your piece. You know what I'm saying? Sonya's like, well, D'Rinda denied saying the tipsy girl thing and I have the text. It's like, oh geez. It's like, outcome of the readers and the slow flicks and the salami pictures.

It's like, oh, good. And Ramonika's, I love Sonya. But sometimes she's like a broken record. You know? Like she just keeps bringing the same thing up over Over again, you know, I mean, it's like if I for example were to bring up. It's like, oh god. Don't even start She doesn't have to listen to her broken record on page six. Okay The broken page six record page six, okay.

The broken page six record. It's like she took a page six and put on a record plan, try to get music to come out of and all that came out was like, yeah, we have to. So Ramona is like, so what did Bethany say? And so, and he's like, oh, you know, she's not mad at you anymore. Oh, and there's a trip coming up.

And the man says, yeah, she brought up a trip. And you know, we said you have to invite Ramona, of course. You have to. And she goes, yeah, she brought up a trip and you know, we said, you have to invite Ramona of course, you have to. And she goes, yeah, she said she doesn't mind if you come and Ramona goes, I only skiing, I spent, okay. Yeah. Cause they said they're going to go skiing Ramon. Like, what were you skiing trip and much?

I only ski Aspen. I'm sorry. It's like, well, we're not skiing in Aspen. We're skiing in Vermont. You coming? Well, Aspen is We're skiing in Vermont. You coming? Well, Aspen is the best goi. And it's the best food.

It's the best houses. It's the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best. I love Aspen. The best house in the goi. I think, okay. She's like, well, I'll just not say anything, okay? Because when I pretend that nothing's wrong,

Bethany is fine. It's when I've reminded her of real problems problems like she was a porn star in her past. And her daughter's going to find out about it on the playground. And John Stossel could be hiding under any slide and ruin her entire life. And then you know what that leads to suicide cutting these girls. They cut themselves on the thighs. You know, if she wants to put her head in the sand, you know, go go ahead. You know, most porn stars do.

It's like, oh, I like Louens advice. Louens advice is just give up. Ha ha ha. Just give up. Skian Vermont. We'll go to Aspen next year. Maybe we'll go to Vale. I mean, after all, I am a blushing bride.

And in case you guys forgot that Sunya has a vagina, she tells the waiter, do you have a strip steak? Give me one with a bone. I want a bone. Sometimes a woman just needs a good old fashion bone. It's like, oh, Sonia, Jesus Christ. Yeah. It's like a doorbell that just rings itself to remind you that it's there. You know, it's like, yes, doorbell, we know. So now there's more talk, I think of the wedding, or whatever, but Sonya, it comes up where Sonya says that Luanne and Durinda are new friends. And Luanne's like, what, that's ridiculous.

I met Durinda 10 years ago at Bob Mitzvah. Yeah, I don't know who it was. Some Jewish people, maybe it's Jill Zahar, and I don't know. But Sonya is so crazy. Durrindos has been on the show three years. And she goes, well, we'll get to spend time with our new friend, Durrinda. And she's like, what are you talking about? She's not new.

She goes, yes, she is to me. What you guys are fast friends. And she goes, we met at the bot mitzvah or whatever. She's like, well, that's different. OK. Like, knowing us, like how you know her, I mean, look, we brush our teeth together. We've had sex with the same guys. Not the same thing. She's like, well, that's just rude. That's so tasteless. What you just said. I mean, really? I am married. I'm a married woman, freshly married. My marriage is as fresh as the Parmesan

on our salads. This is now my husband you're talking about. Where is your threshold? That's on you guys. Can I have some creative license here? She's like, no, you cannot have a creative license now apologize. Please apologize to me right now. I would like an apology to Mrs. Dostean oh. And then she's like, well, I'm going to leave love you. Mean it. Bye. So she's on her way out and Sunday goes, okay, well, look, I can see the hairs up on your back. I'm like, that's not the way to make this better. It's like, now you're calling her a hairy back.

You know, she's like, well, it's not cool. And she leaves like what I do. I have to go to fill's cookie jaw now anyway. So two doodles, bitches. So now boom, we're in Vermont. Stratton Vermont, beautiful Stratton Vermont. Yeah, Bethany's rental ski. Yeah, Bethany has found a place that even has those letters that are lit up natural Lincoln log like happens. It's like the original Lincoln log cap one of my toy like I don't know what to do with myself. You hear it's like Lincoln Logs. So it's like like each other the judge. Okay. Yeah, so let's hope this Lincoln log cabin gets a better seat at the theater this time So you can tell that Beth and he's been spending a lot of time with her kid because all of her jokes are All of her jokes are kid jokes. She's like, oh my god. It's like Lincoln logs Before at the other at the restaurant the Bronx. He's like all right. Let it go Elsa

Yeah, everything's gonna be from like, from like a toy, like a Disney movie. It's like, uh, it's like, it's like me, lo and stitch over there. I like, I can't like, I think too much like, like, what is this? Like, are you even a, you're an alien? Like, what is this? Like, like, don't tell Donald Trump. Don't tell Donald Trump. He's got to board stitch. I can't like, you know what? I'm coming now. So she's making, she's making fire and the Durrinda is the first one. She's one of the plays. Right.

What a wonderful play. Check the box. Thank you. Box. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. I did.

I did I give you my Lincoln like material. Yeah. Uh huh. You like it. You know, like I see like I see if you don't laugh at it, like I'm going to be on the floor crying like I can't. It's like the book misery. You'll see if you don't laugh at it. Like I'm gonna be on the floor crying like I can't. It's like the book misery, you know, someone's gonna be banging my ankles with a mallet.

That's a thing like, no, I know that we make a lot of references on this podcast and we do a mile a minute sometimes, but you can't go from saying, yeah, this is like Lincoln logs, you know, it's like a misery like like like, like, like, like, like, my leg isn't right now, like, Lincoln logs and like, wait, you're mixing them. You're crossing the streams,

Bethany. Doesn't work that way. All right, it's like that book, misery. Okay, no, it's not. It's like Annie, because like, she was always a misery because she was like waiting for real parents. Like, literally, the penguin always faces out, like, literally, what's the matter? Where'd you move the penguin? What's a matter? Also, I hope that Kathy Bates doesn't watch this show

Because she's like she brought up the book and she didn't even use my name in a misery reference like who is this bitch So Bethany's like oh Carol comes in she's like Just wake up. Oh, why? Oh, so she comes in So she comes in and Bethany is like, ah, you guys, I got a text from Ramona. So it cuts to the car with Ramona Sony intensely on their way to Ramon. And Ramona goes, well, I figured since, you know,

since it's before the weekend, and since I'm going up there on the weekend, I went text before the weekend. I just figured. Yeah. So she started writing an apology text to Bethany, but then she accidentally said it, which is such a such an older woman thing to do. Other person thing to do. Yeah. It hits both sexes equally well. She's since by itself. It's crazy. It's possessed. Whoa. This is crazy. This reminds me of a little girl.

And I was in my room and all of a sudden I started, I started falling up onto this ceiling. I was like, whoa, we were in a haunted house. And Geraldine Parsonsmith walked and said, listen, you stupid little girl, there's no ghost here. Okay, we just built on an old Indian graveyard. And that's not my fault. I'm sorry, I'm sorry to this day. I've never been able to look at a ceiling without being scared. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I mean, this is the been able to look at a ceiling without being scared. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I mean, this is the woman who can't get through a snapchat post without drawing like a

green strike through her own face. So I mean, I get it. I like how they structured this whole thing because she's like, well, you know, I wrote her a text and so on. He's like, that's how adults behave. And she goes, well, I'm the bigger person. Yeah. Somebody just started laughing.

So she's like, here's what I text it. And then Bethany's rating it. She's like, all right, here's what she wrote, I don't know what to start as a community with you before I regret that I brought it up to you because I didn't mean to stand dot, dot, dot, like what seriously? What is that? And her mother's like, so I sent it, definitely goes, and she goes, and then I wrote, and then it cuts back to Bethany. Thanks for said that weren't meant to be said, but

sometimes things just say themselves, you're like, whoa, things come Things were said that weren't meant to be said, but sometimes things just say themselves, you're like, well, things come back, you're weren't supposed to be said, but you know, like, anchor, anchor, trials, tribulations, whatever, said, things are said. And so Bethany goes, okay, so I started writing her back. And her mother goes, as I was writing this,

she was writing me back. I love the intricacies of texting. I love that it'sacies of texting. I love that it's like the notebook at this point, you know, well, I Dracula. Yeah. So Beth and he's like, Ramona, please respect my wishes, not to have a friendship.

She sends me a text back and it says, I agree. I thought the same thing. Okay, thanks. We're on the same page. What the hell? Does she just have a stroke? Oh God, these two nutty ladies. So we also learned that Bethany is putting her Mexico trip back on, which was postponed indefinitely last season after some brutal

hemorrhaging in home goods. So the good news is the Mexico trip. It's back. Yeah, she's like, well, basically my friend has this amazing villa, you know, and then we're going to say there's a mic, puntenita, my god, geez, the Kyle Villa, like these two really are good. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, they're going to go to the Kyle Villa. It's like Kyle can even get some some good old plugs from a different housewife show. Yeah, the Kyle Villa. You're so right there, it's totally going to Kyle Villa.

But that Kyle Villa brought out some good stuff, so I'm happy about that. So then, so then Durinda, now they're like, okay, Durinda, you should choose a room because you always get the worst room. So like, go put your bags in it.

So as you go that's the car. And then she's like, we're second, we're second. Which you believe it? I left my clothes down in New York. I forgot to take my suitcase. She's like, what do you mean you forgot?

Where are they? I can't fall in my house. I had sex with John and I forgot. I was like, there's a lot going, a lot to, no pun intended. There's a lot to unpack here. So what's going on? And Beth, she's like, there's a lot going, a lot to on. No pun intended, there's a lot to unpack here. So much going on and that's it. She's like, I gotta send a nupa, but I get my stuff and that thing goes,

you're gonna send a nupa from New York to Vermont. Like, seriously? I was like, what else do I do? I went to Green Day and said it was Jan, I was all lupy. I get my car and I tell you, hey, come get the car. I want the kids to get the car, it was so good. She's like, ah, you got the bang down from Jan, huh? And by the way, you got to bang down from jam. And by the you know, by Uber, she means a PA on the some poor kid.

I strive all the way down to New York and I'll go back for which we were just bags. Carol helps her find the biggest room and she's like, well, I don't even know how to reserve the room because I don't got suitcases. She's like, just put stuff from your purse on the bed. Just spread it all out. So she opens her purse and it's like an iPhone quarter and it just like a light up disco. A little disco. That was amazing. Yeah.

And it was like, didn't even, didn't even need to be plugged in. I was ready to go. She's like, all right, party's done. I love the idea of her. I love the idea of her. I love the idea of her walking into John's house in Queens She's like, all right, party's that it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it he, okay, I get it now. I get it. Yeah. So at nighttime, the other girls arrive from Monika out of the car and she's like,

oh, my legs, I don't even know, okay? My legs, like it's crazy. Ah! And she's like, I forgot to put on snow boots, okay? Oh my, she's moving to her lap. She's moving to her lap. Like that she said. Jesus Louise.

Hey girls, I forgot to put on my snow boots. Oh, the door. It's locked. Beth thinks like the voice. Oh my god. The voice is already starting. Oh my god. She's like, five hours.

Five hours. I was it took to get here. Five. Never been in car for five hours. I buy Alice she just keeps saying this over and over. It's through the rest of the episode Alice so she gets so she gets in she's high high high high and then she's say is someone gonna serve me some wine Something like that a little bit of wine. So they're drinks and wine is some water. Okay, so meanwhile Bethany Bethany we haven't talked about the fact that she's wearing like a little like a snowboarding ski

and sort of shirt. And she's wearing a little snow cap, a ski, like, no, it's like a snow-enitted snow cap. And she, to avoid Ramona, has gone into the corner to talk to Brynn. And when they cut away to her, because everything she was wearing was all like blue and white, and she was hunched over and she's all skinny,

I was like, she's basically frozen from the Incredibles. That's what she's turned into. She's white frozen. But no superhero can resist the annoyance of five hours, five hours, five, five dollar, five dollar foot longs are not as good as five hours in the car. Okay. Never. I've never. So can you give me some wine and Carol goes, you want some skinny girls? She goes, no, I don't want that.

She goes, wow, rude. And that thing goes, I hear you bitch. No, brand back you, honey. Don't tell that I said that. You know what? Ramona's right because it's like every single time it's skinny girls, shit. And it's like, I just want my whispering angels a guy Well if Ramona hadn't been like carrying around boxes of Ramona Pino or Ramona Pino everywhere she went

Bethany's like I hear you bitch and she's like five hours five hours like five Power and then she goes it's awkward like Bethany isn't even giving me a bone like why am I in high school again? I know I look young like Avery's friends they don't even know that I'm the mother. They think that I'm the younger sister So maybe I am in high school, you know, maybe this is all been a bad dream I think I am because the other day I walked down this stairs and that song that was like kiss me kiss me came on And I'm almost like wow look at Ramona without her glasses. And then I went to the plomb, it was great.

Oh, not long. Did you ever see the biopic about me? It's called, she's all that. You don't even go here. It's a true story. Where that came from, what I'm saying that for Tinsley. I don't even go here. She's doing it to herself.

She's doing, she's doing mean girls to herself. Yeah, she's like. I don't even go here. She's doing it to herself. She's doing she's doing mean girls herself. Yeah, she's like I don't even go here so Ramona, she's like Carol, Durinda five hours. What rules do we have to choose from and Carol's like well Durinda is in the wonder the right. Many one else's years Beth need tells tinsley go get the queen size bed There's a queen size back. Go get a hurry. Hurry, go get it. Roman is like, did something cure on the left? And Beth and he is just wanting to fucking kill herself. Sony and Robona are like, what's our room? Does it have a bath?

Does it have a window? Is there a slide to the ocean? Like are there men here? What's the deal? Is there a bar in our room? Apprope really enough. On the bottom of the screen, a promo popped up for despicable me? I know I took so many screenshots of that

They also do a commercial together This movie is five hours long. No, we all know the trick, okay? We all know that we all know the story. And we all know that we all know the story. We all know that we all know the story. We all know that we all know the story. We all know that we all know the story. We all know that we all know the story.

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It doesn't have a bath. She goes, Ramona comes out and pulls her usual. You know what? Me and me and Sonya share. OK, so that means we need to get the bigger room, okay? And like we have this thing and I don't know, we just like to share. And Tim's like, what are these girls?

Like 10 years old, a camp? Oh my God, I tell you about're like looking around, they're looking into Rinda's room and they're like, well, maybe she'll forget that she chose this room. She drinking yet. It's a double sink. It's a double sink. She's drunk. Maybe she'll, you know, maybe she'll forget about it. So Lou Ann comes in and she's like, she falls in the door literally falls in the door. Literally falls into the cabin.

It's like, oh! Oh! Oh! I just thought it was one of those push stores that you just push. Uh. I just love how she makes an entrance. Would you believe it, girls? I fell in through the doorway.

It just feels weird to walk through a doorway and not being held and crossed over the threshold. You know what I'm saying? It's rich, my own TV, with a lockwood. So I'm like a, I'm like a fool, you know? Now who wants a hula hoop lesson? You know, I love the hula hoop. It reminds me of a ring, which I've got right now on my finger, anybody?

Notice it? Notice it, anybody? Thank you, thank you for my engagement, and now she's married anybody. Thank you. Thank you for my engagement. And now she's married party. Thank you. Is there anyone to announce me? I'd like to thank Reach Resher for driving me up here. Yeah, to take off from work. I would like to announce Mrs. Dagestina. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What are you? Why are you announcing yourself? All right, girls. Where's the bouquet? I'll throw it to you.

So meanwhile, so many is like, oh my god, look at the sink. Look at the closet. Idiots. The house hunters like lame, international upstairs. They're all in the center of town, okay? So I see it's a good walk from town. Do I see popcorn ceilings?

Whoa. So they're in the tub, which looks dirty, by the way, but they get in the tub. And, uh, Lou, I'm like, oh, well, do I have to sleep in the basement because I'm late? Oh, oh, oh, girls. Like she's making good jokes. She's trying to take it all lightly, but you know, in science, she's really like, I have to sleep in the basement because I was like, really? And by the way, like, who the fuck cares what floor you're on it's not like you're actually sleeping in a crate in a dingy basement it's a fully furnished perfectly beautiful and nice basement with a perfectly nice room what kind of friends are these I tell them I'm late they don't

even ask me if I'm pregnant I mean it would have been nice it would have been nice. It would have been a nice courtesy. Do the dagous dino. I asked, I want to side note, because someone actually just retweeted it right now as I said this. I tweeted it out, but I want the world to know that because of this, do the dagous dino song, which we release on iTunes, I am now a member of ASCAP. I'm an official member of ASCAP because of you. The thing is, you know, our next cast trip you're going to be like, I'm inviting Cheryl Crow. My fellow artist in the ASCAP. I'm sorry, Cheryl Crow, but just because I said I was late.

This means I'm now in three professional associations and it's getting out of control. them now in three professional associations at its its getting out of control. And to avoid those do's. Yeah, exactly. Glad you didn't give me a vanity credit on that one. Like, yeah, I barely even pay my taxes, girl. You all better buy to the Daga Sino because now I'm a member in a organization. Be riding wedding songs any time soon. I mean it would just be a

courtesy. So from Mona comes up to Carol and she's like Carol. Can I ask you a question? Since you were here and you know that me and Sonia always share why didn't you suggest that D'Avinda take a different room. She's like, I don't know. God. You were tired. It's okay. It was five hours to get up here. It's okay. Yeah, you're tired. Okay. We can see it in your face. It's okay. We're not going to be mad at you. Okay. So down in the kitchen, Ramona comes down and she's obviously just said, why didn't someone suggest that Durrinda take a different room? And Durrida, who's just like eating potato salad with her hands. Or like, she said at this point, I don't even know what Durrida's doing right now.

But she opens her mouth while she's eating. I mean, I'm moving. She looked almost exactly like Kiana Reeves in the Matrix during that scene when his mouth starts to melt shot. Hey, they're putting a scorpion in my belly button. No, I'm not gonna say this. I didn't say to move. I just said, why didn't they suggest? She's like, yeah, well guess what? You don't suggest when someone's being first.

Yeah, I'm gonna get sandwiched. If you want sandwich, make a sandwich. But you know what, it's a good sandwich. Here's a caret is a cast grant. Son of a little tiny scene. The doorbell rings. Shockingly, this guy doesn't fall through the door. It's crazy. Yeah.

No, and it's not the ceiling seeing telegram from clue. Unfortunately, but it's gone. It's a chef named Yon. And I was like, oh my God, Captain Sandy Yon. Across over, I can get behind. But it wasn't. Oh, by the way, we are aware that captain Sandy's last name is young we have people people keep tweeting that as we are aware Yes, and we fucking love it. We love captain Sandy. So down in the ping pong room Which is probably the Wands bedroom or whatever Luann and Ramona are playing ping pong. I'm surprised Carol's not there.

She's like, I can't just leave my balls on the floor here, Beth and he'll get mad. I'm not playing! You know that Luan hated the indignity of being start playing ping-pong with Ramona. Give me Fuzball at least, but this, I mean, it's not even real tennis. Baby tennis, thanks a lot. It's just because I was last. What's next, Pickleball? Some are like, don't use pickles.

So Ramona, Luan asked like, so how's Bethany? Ramona's like, well, look, you know, we all have problems. We have made Duan so belligerent this episode. She is I really think how is Bethany? She is though. She's like always on the verge of telling someone. She's like, oh girls. It's me Mrs. Degasie. What? You didn't save me a room. It's like, oh geez So, uh, Raman is like we all have problems, but we don't harvest stuff You know, I know I messed up, but everyone knows there's not a malicious bone in my body and the Wankers. I wouldn't go that far

Maybe I'm a malicious bone, but all the muscle fiber is malicious as hell I'll tell you what's malicious that hairline. Please don't ever do that to us again Please don't ever go for a top pony again Ramona. I I'm sorry. Today, Ops, it's day that makes much more sense. Okay. So she goes, when was I ever malicious? And then we just get like this five minute montage of Ramona being terrible over the years. And I was like cracking up. And I'm like, you know what, watching this show is like watching a masterclass. This is how reality TV has to be done. It is just pure perfection. And watching these women interact and fight over everything and they've had we've had like Five separate scenes this episode already that could have anchored a full show, you know, yeah

I know we both took an hour and a half to just get through this damn thing. Yeah So then upstairs This is how the montage ends. Okay, It cuts back to Ramona going like this. Lman's like, all right Ramona, keep it positive. Like they just both saw the whole montage. Upstairs Bethany has now changed into her full Yeti sweater. She's like, all right, you know what? I like, I don't want to be frozen anymore. I want to be Yeti. Okay. Is that's the wrong? I'm like, I'm sorry. Like, there's what I want to be frozen anymore. I want to be yeti. Okay. Is that's the wrong? I'm like I'm sorry. Like there's what I want to be okay. So the people who say I'm too hard.

It's like literally the softest thing I own. Okay. I like one of those. One of those things you pick out of the ground of the new blow it and the little things come off and fly in the air. My clothes and the line. Yeah. Pretty flower. There is. It's actually a weed. I don't know. So she's just she's passing on andall and she's like oh yeah that food Ah, he's a little more salt a little more salt. So okay Bethany So

It's like all right, so Sonya's like what is this lime sell sir? Oh gosh Ramona asked for water Should I just put this in a glass and tell her its water? She gets the water's good. It's not water. Just tell her it's special. She's not the sharpest tool of the shed Yeah She gets the water's good it's not water just tell her it's special she's not the sharpest tool of the shed Yeah So then so and your so Nia has this whole plan that she's going to pretend that the water is Evian and so she brings up like a bottle Like like an artisan bottle of water and she's like These new Evian bottles are certainly are strange, huh? You ready for your Evian and her mom is like You know what I think I'd rather have mountain water. it certainly are strange, huh? You ready for your avion? And everyone is like, you know what?

I think I'd rather have mountain water. It has more flavor, okay? So he's like, oh. She's like, oh, get it. So she goes out into the hallway and waits and then she comes right back in. She's like, I got it. You sure can't taste that mountain water, right, mountain girl?

She's like, yeah, you know what? Cause we're from the upstate. I was like, yeah, that's right, we're upstate girls. I hear it took five hours for this water to come down the mountain. Okay. Now, could you go find me a sledgehammer? I really don't like these lights. Notice that there are like no decorations in the room. They're like, oh, clear it out. The Wolverines are here. So just lighting them with like construction lights that are placed on the ground. Yeah, that's why Durinda had to bring her own

little discolour light. So downstairs, Tinsley's like, you know, I'm just boy crazy. I'm like, does that mean you're dad crazy? She's like, so Bethany is like, oh yeah, yeah. Because Bethany is like forced to be, she's forced to have a one-on-one with Tinsley to say, oh, yeah, ah, ah, ah, ah, all right. Very well, you have.

Yeah, how are you? I'm just like, boy, crazy, sick. But don't worry, I'm dating, but I just kiss. And Bethany goes, I don't care if you get in a sling. Like put a dot collar on, but the hell do I care? Like put some, put it, put some, put some Chris go on a guy's face and just let it search you. Like, what the fuck do I care?

Yeah, I was raised going to wise hair restaurants like I don't care So she tells us she and Dennis are off and on again, but mostly off now cuz I'm not ready So Tinsley's like well, you know, my thing is that the guy just can't be wasp because I know it's a stereotype But everyone everyone I date is the same type you know, they sleep in they don't work hard and that thing's like Ah, so you want to do a sky. Yeah. This is the way, uh, tinsley, uh, way to go move into the upper side. Don't talk about you don't want to wash them with the upper side. So bitch, so Brooklyn, maybe. But she's

like stereotype. She's like, I see you want to do. I think I saw she got her helpless. Yeah. I didn't know that like it was a wasp thing to be lazy. I thought, I felt like, to be, you know, the pee in wasp is Protestant and like, Protestants are known for their work ethic. If we're gonna stay there as I, you know, a good Protestant work ethic. Well, she means the ones that have like a trust account and don't have to get out of bed, I guess. But yeah, I'm not really sure what Beth and he's talking about because she did say that

at one point. She's like, yeah, that's very wasp we haveany's talking about because she did say that at one point. She's like, yeah, that's very wasp. We have you about. Yeah, wasp. Yeah, it's wasp. So the man gets up and she's like, wakey wakey. Yeah, it's like, so with dinner, now's the big dinner. Yeah.

And it starts in a very strange way because Bethany goes, oh, wait. So with dinner, now's the big dinner. Duh dun dun. And it starts in a very strange way because Beth and he goes, oh, wait, I didn't get to tell you, but my sketch trip is back on. And when I go, oh, the famous Mexican trip. And then I was like, expect him to be like, oh, well, great. I can't wait to go. But instead, she was like, well, I mean, I just got married and I came up from Palm Beach and no one gave me a nice room. I mean, I've had to fall through the doorway. I mean, the chef,

I think the chef was using my bathroom. I mean, you want me to go to Mexico after this treatment, girls? I mean, really? This is a different Lewand. Normally, she'd love to find a strange man in the bathroom. Classic Carol, that was so good. And the man just won't let it go. Bethany's like, wait a minute. We should have like gotten you a special room because you got married already. She's like, yes, it would have been a nice gesture. It's like, okay, but it's cool.

But it's cool. And then they go, but you didn't invite us to the wedding. You know what else would have been a nice gesture and invitation. That's all. I mean, just, you know, Lee Man is so ridiculous. She is amazing. Like I just like bad down to her. She is, I think she's like my favorite houseman for all time at this point. Like she may have, she may have actually pushed off Lisa Vanderpump. I just, everything she does cracks me up to no end. So I won't be at the head of the table. I am the one with the title. And the largest head.

So I won't be at the head of the table. I am the one with the title and the largest head Mrs. Countess double title and a grocery store in my name, right You know what they say people large heads are very telegenic and guess what on most Elginic girls, where's your Italian show? So Ramona is like Ramona son you come down last in Ramona goes oh I'm sorry if we made you wait, but we only have one tiny little sink and one tiny little mirror So it took us time to get ready. Sorry, okay. I Was furious because I thought for sure we were gonna get a flashback to Morocco where Ramona came down to dinner very late And Lewand again she goes this is not the plaza hotel. This is Morocco. So Ramona is trying to be nice to Louanne. She's like, oh, Louanne, we saw pictures of your wedding

because Darynda took so many great pictures. She says, yes, she did. She took so many great ones. Darynda goes, yeah, I'm only willing to's in vain a regular diet. Arbist that one so many great pictures You know what I'm married and it's a bonding thing. It's like yes, Lou Ann Just so now you know what I'd love now. I would love to get someone else married from this crazy crew So that way we could compare who's wedding was better. I mean only to Rinder will be able to truly answer that question if you know I'm saying Of course that would mean that to Rinder would be sharing to truly answer that question if you know I'm saying. Of course, that would mean that Rinda would be sharing an iCloud shared album password with you, which you won't will you to rent that because that's not what bridesmaids do.

So she's she's like someone should get married and turns it goes me and suddenly goes, oh, so now you want to get married? Oh, well, there she goes. She finally admitted it. She says, I did admit it. What are you talking about? She's like, well, how about this? First, she should find a place to live

and then maybe you should get married. Like, geez. She's like, first of all, so, yeah. That was me blowing my nose. Excuse me. Second of all, I just want my dad. And by my dad, I want a husband, okay? Is that so wrong?

I just want it. That's all. I can't sleep. Would anyone like a chocolate from this box? Oh my god, dad. Oh, he's gentle and a man. So son, you're like, well, you know, finding a man when you're staying at a friend's house after you were resting with bomb beads, probably isn't a good look. And she's like, well, Lou did that. You know, she's saying that your house, then she got

married. She goes, yeah, but after Palm Beach like to friends I don't know not a good look you know She I was just trying to help because she told me she didn't want people talking shit about her And this is to help her have an on trade back into New York society. Don't repeat the same patterns Yeah, so then during just like wow, you know what I say, you know I was just gonna send my life down to you. I really don't get to talk to tell them how to live in life You know what I say, you know what? You're just gonna send me a little down to your room. You don't get to talk to me to tell them how to live. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, if you got a crayon, you can draw on a book.

I'm gonna say, take a marker and you can't stand like, like, like, what are you talking about now? Recently told me she wants to put in a name on like, guys, damn, tipsy girls, you know, you go with, all right? You got no place but in the name on the tipsy girl she'll do it alright you have no place but in the name of a tipsy girl ass wipe and the man goes well let's get it straight she's an adult woman sleeping in your daughter's room with stuffed animals it might be creeping around and then she's like he

able with some girl hiding the opinion about me on a tipsy girl bottle I was that's not a friend and son he's like I'm just saying, get an apartment. Maybe, you know, if you spent time finding an apartment and instead of doing this other stuff, bowling, kissing, young people, youth, it's like, oh, Sonia. Yeah, because she's like, if you're gonna live in front of me in my place, please be looking for an apartment. So that's when Tennessee's,

Ben Tennessee starts getting ficed. She's like, I'm 41, I took out children. She's like I'm 41. I don't have children You've all had children you all have different hair styles. I'm 41. I want to be that reason. I can't I don't I want I chance And I don't have kids and I mean you don't want one so like wait you don't you don't want one What did the way I'm right now and the way I just goes, she puts her hand on her heart and goes, love starts from here. Take it from take it from the misses at the table. If you don't love yourself with Tom, you're not going to love yourself without

Tom. Do you understand what I'm saying? These are the lyrics of my new palette. Love starts from here. Do not fear, Tinsley, because I'm married. Can you believe it? Tinsley, don't tell me not to live just sit and putter. Life's candy in the sun's a bowl of butter. It's like, okay, Leigh-Anne, enough with the funny girl lyrics. Like, be quiet over there. Everyone's just looking at her like, what the hell? And then Tinsley is now just screaming and crying get everywhere. And Ramona's like, here, let me help you. Okay? Let me mentor you. Okay? Put your handbook. Ramona loves a from behind aerial hug situation when someone starts to cry here. Let me

call you from behind your neck. It won't be scary at all. And that's when he's like, I'm not over it. I'm not over it. You all tell me to be over it. You're not over stuff so she can't just give me a dance dance second. I'm not over. I can't sleep. And Carol says she means you. What am I not not over I'm over everything. I'm totally over everything. It's like Sonia You're your basement will swallow you, you know It's like I'm over it. It's no it's no big deal I mean how am I supposed to know when some poor person is gonna need to apply for jobs in the 80s? You know, I need to keep those outfits

And then the rent is just like you know there's just too much chaos in that townhouse. The chaos ground without a control. I'm sorry. No sandwiches allowed. Sonia. Oh, so now I'm giving her chaos about I'm raising her poorly. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, she's like, now I'm giving you a bad environment.

I'm like, uh, brown ice. Brown ice anyone. Brown, after the door. I'm like, uh, brown ice, brown ice anyone. Uh, brown ice. I'm after the door. Like, yeah, that's like, yeah, that's like, that's like, that's like the door. So Bethany's like, well, here's what I see. You're in a bad relationship and now you're in another one that you're being

bossed around in and like, you know, what I think you need? Like a throw, like someone needs to just put a throw over you. And I think that'll make you look better, you know, and then you're living room six. It's like, okay, we get it. You have a new show. Good point, Bethany, okay. That was Ramona in the background.

But Bethany was actually right. I mean, I actually didn't think about it, but yeah, Tinzee basically put herself in a abusive situation where she's being told what to do and what not to do. And like someone's making all these ridiculous rules about, you know, who can get the hats from the front door. And so then, so then,

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We've all been alone. Terrible like don't talk about it. Like, we don't have it. Like, you can't. I was like, damn, let's just have a moment. Yeah, stop where you are. Just stop with the views because you have no idea. Okay.

Just stop right there. Stop new tracks. Stop new your abuse tracks. Your abuse isn't worth. Wow. So this is where Tinsley makes her fatal mistake. She goes, well, Biden was public. So I guess it's different than yours.

And Bethany goes, ah, Google me. Okay? Google me. Yeah. Like, I don't mean to play the rest, Kim Zolciac, but Google me. It's kind of funny though, if you think about it, because last year, when Jules was trying to open up and be honest

about her eating disorder Bethany sort of co-opted that and here Tinsley is trying to actually share and connect and be like I've been in an abusive relationship I'm trying to put my life back together as a terrible situation everyone thinks I'm a crazy person yada and Bethany me like ah like don't play that card like it's my card like I have that card like I think that Bethany Meele is like, ah, like, don't play that card. Like, it's my card. Like, I have that card. I think that Bethany just doesn't understand any kind of emotion because the only time she ever does this is when someone else is expressing emotion. I mean, the same exact thing happened last week when it was, you know, the way I'm like,

oh, I'm getting married. It's like, I put out all of you guys in that guy and like, look, look at me, look, what all of this. Look what all of this. It's like, geez, I have a long scene. Well, I think also maybe Bethany is in a place of like Yeah, I've dealt with this shit. I had a terrible child I've had all this stuff that you said times five

But I'm not crying at a table necessarily. I'm like I've got my shit together You know, which of course she doesn't really have a shit together in certain certain ways of her life She has a shit together more than any of us But in other ways she's like in shambles, but I think maybe that's where that's coming from. She's like, don't complain to somebody with pain. It's like, I hurt more. I hurt more. Also, you don't want to compare these stories because Bethany is going after her husband for stalking, and that's what basically, Tinsley got in trouble for. It's like, yeah, do you know stalking kind of, I mean, trust passing or whatever. And she's like, yeah, I mean, even though it's wiped from my record and like the charges were dropped, like, no, I don't know that that's really

the story, but go with it. Roll with it, Tinsy. I'm with you. I'm with you. Yeah. Well, mine heart worse. Okay. Well, we support your Tinsy and having your big dramatic moment, even if it was cut off this episode, but maybe give it to us next episode. Tinsley has been trying to have that moment for like five episodes. She'll start going into it. We're like, I'm so excited. And everyone's like, ah, so what do you think about golf? They just change the subject every time.

And finally this time, she's like, this is it. I'm doing it, okay? You're gonna sit here and you're gonna listen to me have a fucking temper tantrum. She literally was like, I've been in a business relationship and the way I was like,

great work, chef, great work. Let's talk about something fun. Okay, she's like, Chef Yon, I think it might be time to go to bed. And in fact, the episode did end, but next week it looks like Tinsley cuts off Ramona on the slopes. So hey, fun times had by all. Yeah, next week we're back at the same dinner table. So yay. You guys, thanks so much for listening to this. Check our Facebook and our, you know, whatever our, what am I trying to say? Our website for ticket links. And we hope to see you at our live show. We love you guys. Autro crap and dot com is the website.

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